Muppets Song

Ok everyone do you know the mexican hat song? How about the Nations song?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDtdQ8bTvRc

So inspired by this and a transformers version of it I decided to make a muppet version, so I also am using audio from this:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjKPDTNba2g to help, I may sing this unless someone else will send an audio file but first I need help finding perfect, and rhyming muppet names to fill it in, sounds hard doesen't it? Well with time and some generous contributions I will post it on youtube and definately give credit, in-fact we could all have our own bits in the video or audio of it if you want but I need assistance making this possible, and first we need to think of a first name for it....