TravellingMatt
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SPECIAL GUEST STARS: WWE SUPERSTARS KURT ANGLE, JEFF HARDY, CHRIS JERICHO, VINCE McMAHON, AND THE DUDLEY BOYZ
COLD OPENING: Kermit and Scooter talk to Mr. McMahon. Vince says he told his guys not to do anything stupid tonight...however that's sort of what Kermit and Scooter wanted them to do.
OPENING THEME
OPENING NUMBER: Gonzo sings "Romania, Romania", yet constantly gets interrupted by Dr. Strangepork, the Swedish Chef, and Angus MacGonagle.
Waldorf: "I've seen people get deported for less than that!"
Statler: "Well, there was nothing less than that..."
Waldorf: "You old fool, now you're recycling jokes from 25 years ago!"
GUEST STAR: Gonzo and Jeff Hardy sit in a wrestling ring. Jeff says he's admired Gonzo for years, and would like to try one of Gonzo's stunts...so Gonzo "tag teams" with Jeff for a special act: performing the Mexican Waiter Dance atop twin 10-foot flagpoles in the middle of twin wading pools filled with piranhas. Gonzo and Jeff both fall off, and once they get out...Jeff says he'd like to try it again. So would Gonzo!
SKIT: "Veterinarian's Hospital"--Dr. Bob, Nurse Piggy, and Nurse Janice operate on both Gonzo and Jeff Hardy.
SKIT: Kurt Angle and Sam the Eagle team up to deliver an editorial about how they symbolize American patriotism, yet they're constantly interrupted by Statler and Waldorf, who keep yelling "What?" (on account of a couple of busted hearing aids).
UK SPOT: Rowlf plays and sings "Roses of Piccardy", one of whom is a reluctantly costumed Lanford. Naturally, Lanford tries to attack Rowlf before Mokey hauls him offstage.
BACKSTAGE: The Dudley Boyz are talking to Kermit and Animal. It isn't long before Mokey leaves Lanford with them to watch for a few minutes, and Lanford immediately goes after the Dudley Boyz. They tell Animal to get the table...and Lanford finds himself being driven through a Muppet table.
Animal: "TABLE! TABLE! TABLE!"
(and the Dudleys put Lanford through the table)
Table: "Oh well...it's a living."
SKIT: Fozzie's comedy act is interrupted by Chris Jericho and the Electric Mayhem, who thought that FOZZY was supposed to be on. Either way, Statler and Waldorf enjoy heckling both Fozzie AND Y2J.
CLOSING NUMBER: The WWE Superstars and Muppets team together and sing "If You Only Knew".
CLOSING THEME
Waldorf: "Those WWE superstars sure do some dangerous work!"
Statler: "Well, their careers are in danger just by appearing on THIS show!"
Both: "DOHHHH, ho ho ho..."
COLD OPENING: Kermit and Scooter talk to Mr. McMahon. Vince says he told his guys not to do anything stupid tonight...however that's sort of what Kermit and Scooter wanted them to do.
OPENING THEME
OPENING NUMBER: Gonzo sings "Romania, Romania", yet constantly gets interrupted by Dr. Strangepork, the Swedish Chef, and Angus MacGonagle.
Waldorf: "I've seen people get deported for less than that!"
Statler: "Well, there was nothing less than that..."
Waldorf: "You old fool, now you're recycling jokes from 25 years ago!"
GUEST STAR: Gonzo and Jeff Hardy sit in a wrestling ring. Jeff says he's admired Gonzo for years, and would like to try one of Gonzo's stunts...so Gonzo "tag teams" with Jeff for a special act: performing the Mexican Waiter Dance atop twin 10-foot flagpoles in the middle of twin wading pools filled with piranhas. Gonzo and Jeff both fall off, and once they get out...Jeff says he'd like to try it again. So would Gonzo!
SKIT: "Veterinarian's Hospital"--Dr. Bob, Nurse Piggy, and Nurse Janice operate on both Gonzo and Jeff Hardy.
SKIT: Kurt Angle and Sam the Eagle team up to deliver an editorial about how they symbolize American patriotism, yet they're constantly interrupted by Statler and Waldorf, who keep yelling "What?" (on account of a couple of busted hearing aids).
UK SPOT: Rowlf plays and sings "Roses of Piccardy", one of whom is a reluctantly costumed Lanford. Naturally, Lanford tries to attack Rowlf before Mokey hauls him offstage.
BACKSTAGE: The Dudley Boyz are talking to Kermit and Animal. It isn't long before Mokey leaves Lanford with them to watch for a few minutes, and Lanford immediately goes after the Dudley Boyz. They tell Animal to get the table...and Lanford finds himself being driven through a Muppet table.
Animal: "TABLE! TABLE! TABLE!"
(and the Dudleys put Lanford through the table)
Table: "Oh well...it's a living."
SKIT: Fozzie's comedy act is interrupted by Chris Jericho and the Electric Mayhem, who thought that FOZZY was supposed to be on. Either way, Statler and Waldorf enjoy heckling both Fozzie AND Y2J.
CLOSING NUMBER: The WWE Superstars and Muppets team together and sing "If You Only Knew".
CLOSING THEME
Waldorf: "Those WWE superstars sure do some dangerous work!"
Statler: "Well, their careers are in danger just by appearing on THIS show!"
Both: "DOHHHH, ho ho ho..."