Muppet Interviews with Harry the Rhino

ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen....the show that could never end....Muppet Interviews!

SCOOP: Thank you and welcome to muppet interviews where tonight we have a character like no other.....infact this guy has a bad eyesight so don't make fun of that....so let's bring out Harry The Rhinoceros!

HARRY THE RHINOCEROS: Gee, thanks fellas (Facing the Audience)

SCOOP: Harry wer'e right here!

HARRY THE RHINOCEROS: Where?

SKIP: Behind you! oh my gosh are you blind?

HARRY THE RHINOCEROS: I may be blind but I have good strength!

SKIP: Sorry.....

SCOOP: Anyway let's begin......you are a Indian Rhino is that right?

HARRY THE RHINOCEROS: yes that's right

SCOOP: Not to be rude, but you said to have poor eyesight correct.

HARRY THE RHINOCEROS: yes siree. but when it comes to it if one sense goes the others get stronger.

SKIP: That's very true.

SCOOP: okay.....how fo your friends live with that?

HARRY THE RHINOCEROS: well whoever asked me that....my friends have always respected me for who I am.

SKIP: wow! (Sniff) that was wonderful.

SCOOP: well were out of time would you share something with the Audience?

HARRY THE RHINOCEROS: yes there is (Faces Skip and Scoop) always be greatful to your friends.

(Harry leaves the wrong way leading him right into the desk splitting apart then the roof falls and Scoop and Skip runs out of the room)

WALDORF: I wish I was blind.

STATLER: Why?

WALDORF: So I wouldn't have to watch this show!

(Both Laugh)

THE END

I don't know anything about Harry the Rhino, but I loved Waldorf's wish I were blind gag. That is so perfect.

Harry's an Indian rhino from a "Gorilla & Rhino" episode of "Animal Show".

I made more Muppet Interviews lately. I made one with Hortense and Gonzo.