Monsters Stuck In Traffic

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this is a story of a group of Muppet Monsters stuck in Traffic. this was inspired by a sketch I saw on Robot Chicken.

(it all starts on a highway with a bunch of cars due to a traffic jam then we focus on a big red car)

GLOAT: hey whatever you do don't let the other car in--

(then a green car pulls in)

GLOAT: I said not to let them.

GROVER: I have too....It's common Courtesy.

LOTHAR: I knew I should've transported to work......I am capable of doing that.

GORGON HEAP: but then why do you carpool with us?

COOKIE MONSTER: Wer'e in the biggest jam ever!

BOPPITY: I know why look at that car in front of us.

(the monsters look at the yellow car and read a small bumper sticker attached)

GROVER: it says "I'm a honor roll Student at the J. Buescher Middle School.

(Boppity takes out a tape recorder)

BOPPITY: Note to self, attend J. Buescher Middle School then destroy it afterwards.

(Gorgon Heap looks out the window and see two AM kids making faces at him.)

GORGON HEAP: you think that's pretty funny do ya? I'll show funny so much that you wish you were never funny.

(Throws nails at the tires causing the car to get a flat tire)

GLOAT: you know you missed the kids.

ELMO: Elmo wants to tell you that you should keep a positve attitude.

BOPPITY: BE QUIET!

COOKIE MONSTER: me need to go to the bathroom!

GROVER: but you just went five minutes ago....

COOKIE MONSTER: me don't care.....ME GOTTA TO GO NOW!

GLOAT: this is gonna be a long day.

(a few hours later)

BOPPITY: That was a good one.

GLOAT: if you mean the song on the radio.......OH MY GOODNESS!

GORGON HEAP: That smell.....it's HORRIBLE!

ELMO: why did you close all the windows Mr. Boppity!

BOPPITY: YES! feel the wrath of my BREAKFEST BURRITO!

(then a white sports car pulls in windows open to reveal the people inside)

STATLER: hey Waldorf look at this looks like we have monsters nearby.

WALDORF: Must be my In-laws.

(Both Laugh)

LOTHAR: okay, don't look a them, just pretend they were never there....and maybe they can go away.

GORGON HEAP: I'm Trying but thier words can hurt even if we ignored them.

GROVER: maybe You can let us in because you know........IT'S COMMON COURTESY!

WALDORF: Common Courtesy......that's not a bad idea.

STATLER: Well it's not a good Idea Either.

(Both Laugh, then they were able to make it)

GLOAT: That's just great......

(a few more hours later)

ELMO: Finally we're here at the monster mall! Where should we go first.

BOPPITY: here's a parking space!

(then Statler and Waldorf's car pulls in at the parking space)

STATLER: ha! beat you to it. EAT MY DUST!

WALDORF: If you were any older you would be Dust!

(Both Laugh)

LOTHAR: That's it I'm Transporting!

(Lothar Suddenly disappears)

GROVER: What do you know he really is capable of Transporting.

(Lothar then appears in the car with the two AM kids.

AM Kid #1: hey look, it's the freak from the jam!

AM Kid #2: yeah it's Freako!

Both Kids: Freako! Freako!

LOTHAR: oh why me?

THE END

Here's a few notes for those who are confused
1.) Lothar is from the Great Santa Clause Switch

2.) Grover was shown as a driver from various Mr. Johnson Sketches on SS.
 
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