Dirtyest Muppet Show joke/routine

[Sweetums]

Originally posted by FroggiePiggie
alright alright---- I'm thinking right now and the only one that's coming freahly to brain... and I know there are loads more... is on Mupper Treasure Island when Miss Piggie and Long John meet "again" and kermit's all shocked that they knew each other... i was always shocked when miss piggie says"

"Why hello loooooooong john"...

Get it??

Hmmm... I never really tought of that as Piggy being dirty, but more of her being somewhat flirtatious by playing around with the pronunciation of his name.

But whatever.

[Wander McMooch]

This isn't a Muppet-specific scene, but in The Muppet Movie I noticed that Mel Brook's mad scientist was so...uh...excited by the prospect of performing brain-work on Kermit that he provocatively tongues the start button on his machine.

Freaky.

[beaker]

Hey, how the heck did I miss this thread? hehe.
I once heard Rowlf said the word 'son of a b----' on Arsenio, and I remember some of the not so vague inuendo on all the Land of Gorch episodes. Here are some of the ones that stick out in my mindfile under 'I cant believe a Muppet just said that!')

*Miss Piggy doing her best to fake an o...I mean a 'sneeze' on Muppets Tonight for the When Harry Met Sally parody

*1974 CBS pitch for the Muppet Show
Kermit: "What the h--- was that all about?"

*(Jim Henson Hour 1989) Kermit gets into a discussion about showing sex to boost ratings on the show, and something about sex with bean bunny...
Kermit: 'well, maybe a little sex'

*(Muppet CD-ROM 1996)
(on the 'Trivial but True portion)
Kermit: "A spermologist is....A) Someone who studies Whales
B) (forget which one b was) or C) Something we really cant talk about on here"

*Muppets @ WDW
"What do rockstars want more than anything?"
"I know, I know!" -Animal
"*Besides* that Animal!" -Floyd


*(Muppetfest q & a)
audience member: "So are you and Janice still tight?"
Floyd: "Well, Janice ain't so tight anymore."
*que exasperation of silence befalling the mostly adult crowd of 1100

*Finally I seriously dont want to mention Kermit's now infamous 'Porn is fine' quote as he was tricked into saying that, and obviously is not what Steve was trying to say.

Also, I have a feeling we aint seen nuthin yet inuendo wise til the Fox Muppet Show premieres

[Daffyfan2003]

Kermit once said the "h" word? That's hard to believe, since on the Craig Kilborne show, he said he never cursed.

[Thijs]

In Muppets Tonight, Rizzo almost explains where the babies come from

[Drtooth]

Originally posted by beaker
Hey, how the heck did I miss this thread? hehe.
I once heard Rowlf said the word 'son of a b----' on Arsenio, and I remember some of the not so vague inuendo on all the Land of Gorch episodes. Here are some of the ones that stick out in my mindfile under 'I cant believe a Muppet just said that!')

*Miss Piggy doing her best to fake an o...I mean a 'sneeze' on Muppets Tonight for the When Harry Met Sally parody

*1974 CBS pitch for the Muppet Show
Kermit: "What the h--- was that all about?"

The Rowlf thing reminds me of one of my favorite Looney Tune Bloopers. This REALLY was animated, but never used. Porky hammers a nail to a board or something, hits his finger and says.. Eh.. Son of a .. son of a.. son of a b-b-b-... HA Ha Ha Ha !! You thought I w-was going to say son of a b^&^%$, were'nt you?"

Actually, I can remember Janice's line in GMC, "Still, the management is cheerful though the whole joints gone to h%%%." Of course that word is technically NOT a swear, unless someone say, What the H%%%, or where the H%%% are you or something.

WAAAAAAAAAAAY off topic (that it doesn't use Muppets), I got a Talespin video that's kinda risque. Balloo is off to play Bongo at Louie's. He has a pair of those drums, and you don't see him till he exits the plane. He is dressed up like Carmen Maranda, complete with fake Boobage. When Becky gives him a dirty look, he says, "What?!?! You never see a pair of Bongos before?" I think that may have been intentional!

[punkNpuppets]

Originally posted by beaker

I once heard Rowlf said the word 'son of a b----' on Arsenio

*Miss Piggy doing her best to fake an o...I mean a 'sneeze' on Muppets Tonight for the When Harry Met Sally parody

*(Muppetfest q & a)
audience member: "So are you and Janice still tight?"
Floyd: "Well, Janice ain't so tight anymore."
*que exasperation of silence befalling the mostly adult crowd of 1100

*Finally I seriously dont want to mention Kermit's now infamous 'Porn is fine' quote as he was tricked into saying that, and obviously is not what Steve was trying to say.

I cant believe it. ive heard them say the d word and the h word, but B----...wait, now i get the joke...You see, Rowlf only dates b----es.

*Miss Piggy doing her best to fake an o...I mean a 'sneeze' on Muppets Tonight for the When Harry Met Sally parody
what are you ta.........wait a second..............was she 'doin it' with someone???

And i never understood whats wrong with the Floyd and Janice thing. whats wrong with saying TIGHT??? whats so sexual???

and last but not least, WHEN DID KERMIT SAY "PORN IS FINE"???? not that i disagree.........

[Drtooth]

From the Elmo's WOrld: Happy Holidays thread

Originally posted by FellowWLover

I liked the whole show (60 minutes) but if for nothing else, you must watch it just for the SS Christmas pagent. Of course Prairie Dawn is in charge, and she has trouble as usual. Bert plays Joseph (he has hay fever naturally, and sneezes through the whole thing), Rosita is Mary, and Baby Natasha is Jesus (when she stays in the cradle... they have to stop twice to look for her). The three Kings are none other than Herry, Grover, and Cookie Monster. Animals sing, Muppets cavort, this is just too wonderful to miss.

Now, not dirty mind you, but isn't it a little risque or sacreligious to bring religion into these sorts of things, especially having Muppets portray religious figures...mannn.. well, I guess it's no better than Animal being the little "DRUMMER BOY! DRUMMER BOY!!!"

I am not a die hard religious person, and I know that they're actually focusing on the REAL meaning of Christmas here (rather than going all commercial and just mentioning Santa Claus a billion times) I just wonder if anyone else had a problem with this...

[Daffyfan2003]

The Rowlf thing reminds me of one of my favorite Looney Tune Bloopers. This REALLY was animated, but never used. Porky hammers a nail to a board or something, hits his finger and says.. Eh.. Son of a .. son of a.. son of a b-b-b-... HA Ha Ha Ha !! You thought I w-was going to say son of a b^&^%$, were'nt you?"

That's one of my favorites. Unfortunately, my dang computer won't let me download it. I'd like to see some of those Muppet bloopers available for download, particularly when Kermit says he// and Rowlf says son of a b****.

[punkNpuppets]

now yo messin with A SON OF A B----! nobody remembers that song!!! it's my favorite classic rock song! u guys remember it?

[Wander McMooch]

Originally posted by punkNpuppets
And i never understood whats wrong with the Floyd and Janice thing. whats wrong with saying TIGHT??? whats so sexual???

Seriously though, I don't think anyone can answer this without having this thread closed/deleted. I'll just say this: it was a dirty, dirty, dirty, and hilariously funny comment.

I can't believe it myself...did anyone tape this? I'd love to hear (or even see this!) with my own eyes.

[punkNpuppets]

oh man..dont want that to happen cuz i might wanna print this thread off!

u can email me at PunkNpuppets77@aol.com and tell me whats so bad about tight.

btw, why can the Muppets say things like that but we CAN'T (on the board)?

[The Flying Sheep]

Originally posted by Me, swedish chefs
In dog city, Collen Barker is singing about her perfect dog, accompained by Rowlf:

Collen: He don't have to be handsome, he don't have to be rich.
But whatever he is, he'll by my dog and I'll be his..

Rowlf hits a loud piano note

Rowlf: Welcome to family programing.

I didn't get it right, this is the real quote

Collen: I don't care if he's handsome
I don't care if he's rich
But i know he'll be my puppy lover,
and I'll be his-

Rowlf clears his throat.

Rowlf: Welcome to Family promaging.

Small detailes, but i just wanted to get it right.

[beaker]

Originally posted by Bad Andy


Seriously though, I don't think anyone can answer this without having this thread closed/deleted. I'll just say this: it was a dirty, dirty, dirty, and hilariously funny comment.

I can't believe it myself...did anyone tape this? I'd love to hear (or even see this!) with my own eyes.

Were you at Muppetfest? Well its obviously not that dirty, as Phil himself wrote the complete transcript of the conversation in that link provided. It was basically just a point of reference to let us fans know this wasnt gonna be your average fan fest.

Originally posted by punknpuppets


u can email me at PunkNpuppets77@aol.com and tell me whats so bad about tight.

btw, why can the Muppets say things like that but we CAN'T (on the board)?

Dude, how old are you? Think about it. Anyways, lets not get this idea the Muppets are like Crank Yankers or Greg the Bunny now. These are just rare circumstances, heh. And nothing really that would be submitted as anything above pg-13.

[Sweetums]

Originally posted by beaker
Dude, how old are you? Think about it. Anyways, lets not get this idea the Muppets are like Crank Yankers or Greg the Bunny now.

Hey, it's better to be a prude than a skank.

(Not to imply, of course, that *you* are a skank, but just as a general statement)