TravellingMatt
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SPECIAL GUEST STAR: TIM CURRY
OPENING THEME
OPENING NUMBER: Sweetums sings "I Can't Help It" (Herry Monster's song from "Sesame Street") while (inadvertantly) demolishing the set for the opening number.
STATLER: Bravo! Bravo! I loved it!
WALDORF: What are you talking about? That number was terrible!
STATLER: I know! But if he wrecks the stage we won't have to come back for a long time.
WALDORF: Bravo! Bravo! More! More!
BACKSTAGE: Gonzo, in an attempt to win over Tim Curry, tries cross-dressing. Tim, however, does not want to sing any Rocky Horror songs, but does promise a song in which he wears an elaborate costume.
GUEST STAR: Tim Curry sings "A Professional Pirate" from Muppet Treasure Island.
THE SWEDISH CHEF: The Swedish Chef is about to make an egg omelet when suddenly his egg hatches and out pops a baby version of Frazzle. The Chef still tries to cook the egg when adult Frazzle shows up and starts chasing the Chef.
STATLER: They've got to be more careful about who they let in this place.
(Frazzle pops up in the box and starts chasing Statler)
FRAZZLE: ARRRGGHHHLGHGLHGLLLLGHHHLLHHHGGHH!!!!
WALDORF: (over Frazzle's yelling and Statler's screaming for help) Then again, maybe not!
SONG: The Electric Mayhem play "Boom Boom" with Floyd on lead vocals.
BACKSTAGE: Gonzo dresses up as a proper English butler to impress Tim Curry. Tim spots this and tells Gonzo to get a "Clue".
SKIT: "At The Dance", interrupted by Frazzle chasing the Swedish Chef.
UK SPOT: Fozzie, dressed as an English dustman circa the early part of the 20th century, sings "With A Little Bit O' Luck" with Scooter and Rowlf supplying backup vocals.
TALK SPOT: Kermit and Tim Curry discuss the many movies he's appeared in, and Gonzo shows up in outfit after outfit from the various films. (Frank N. Furter...then a Navy costume for "Sgt. Bilko"...then finally he wears a blond wig and screams a la Macauley Culkin at mention of "Home Alone 2".)
SKIT: Fozzie Bear, in homage to Tim Curry, does his entire routine in drag.
STATLER: The only thing that's "in drag" is your act!
WALDORF: I know! You've been "dragging" for years, bear!
CLOSING NUMBER: Tim Curry finally gives in and sings "Sweet Transvestite", with Kermit and Miss Piggy as Brad and Janet, and Uncle Deadly, Janice, and Annie Sue as the servants.
CLOSING THEME
WALDORF: Well, I'm off to see Rocky Horror...
STATLER: You still want to go out this late at night?
WALDORF: No! I'm going home to Astoria!
BOTH: DOHHHH, HO HO HO...
OPENING THEME
OPENING NUMBER: Sweetums sings "I Can't Help It" (Herry Monster's song from "Sesame Street") while (inadvertantly) demolishing the set for the opening number.
STATLER: Bravo! Bravo! I loved it!
WALDORF: What are you talking about? That number was terrible!
STATLER: I know! But if he wrecks the stage we won't have to come back for a long time.
WALDORF: Bravo! Bravo! More! More!
BACKSTAGE: Gonzo, in an attempt to win over Tim Curry, tries cross-dressing. Tim, however, does not want to sing any Rocky Horror songs, but does promise a song in which he wears an elaborate costume.
GUEST STAR: Tim Curry sings "A Professional Pirate" from Muppet Treasure Island.
THE SWEDISH CHEF: The Swedish Chef is about to make an egg omelet when suddenly his egg hatches and out pops a baby version of Frazzle. The Chef still tries to cook the egg when adult Frazzle shows up and starts chasing the Chef.
STATLER: They've got to be more careful about who they let in this place.
(Frazzle pops up in the box and starts chasing Statler)
FRAZZLE: ARRRGGHHHLGHGLHGLLLLGHHHLLHHHGGHH!!!!
WALDORF: (over Frazzle's yelling and Statler's screaming for help) Then again, maybe not!
SONG: The Electric Mayhem play "Boom Boom" with Floyd on lead vocals.
BACKSTAGE: Gonzo dresses up as a proper English butler to impress Tim Curry. Tim spots this and tells Gonzo to get a "Clue".
SKIT: "At The Dance", interrupted by Frazzle chasing the Swedish Chef.
UK SPOT: Fozzie, dressed as an English dustman circa the early part of the 20th century, sings "With A Little Bit O' Luck" with Scooter and Rowlf supplying backup vocals.
TALK SPOT: Kermit and Tim Curry discuss the many movies he's appeared in, and Gonzo shows up in outfit after outfit from the various films. (Frank N. Furter...then a Navy costume for "Sgt. Bilko"...then finally he wears a blond wig and screams a la Macauley Culkin at mention of "Home Alone 2".)
SKIT: Fozzie Bear, in homage to Tim Curry, does his entire routine in drag.
STATLER: The only thing that's "in drag" is your act!
WALDORF: I know! You've been "dragging" for years, bear!
CLOSING NUMBER: Tim Curry finally gives in and sings "Sweet Transvestite", with Kermit and Miss Piggy as Brad and Janet, and Uncle Deadly, Janice, and Annie Sue as the servants.
CLOSING THEME
WALDORF: Well, I'm off to see Rocky Horror...
STATLER: You still want to go out this late at night?
WALDORF: No! I'm going home to Astoria!
BOTH: DOHHHH, HO HO HO...