TravellingMatt
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SPECIAL GUEST STAR: NATHAN LANE
OPENING THEME
OPENING NUMBER: Fozzie Bear and various Muppets sing "The King of Broadway" from "The Producers" (with some sanitized lyrics).
STATLER: Do you think Fozzie will ever make it back on Broadway?
WALDORF: Only with a tour group!
BOTH: DOHHHH, HO HO HO...
BACKSTAGE: Fozzie thinks that since Nathan Lane was in "The Producers", he could make Fozzie a successful Broadway producer.
GUEST STAR: Nathan Lane sings "Hakuna Matata" with a Muppet warthog.
STATLER: I'd worry if I was on this show...
WALDORF: Yeah, I'd worry about finding a new agent!
BOTH: DOHHHH, HO HO HO...
SKIT: "Veterinarian's Hospital", where Dr. Bob, Nurse Janice, and Nurse Piggy operate on Placido Flamingo.
BACKSTAGE: Various Muppets scoff at Fozzie's aim to become a Broadway producer. Fozzie then breaks into the song "I Want To Be A Producer".
UK SPOT: Various Anything Muppets sing "Night Boat To Cairo" with an ample sax solo by Zoot.
TALK SPOT: Kermit and Nathan chat, then sing "Til Him" from "The Producers".
MUPPET LABS: Bunsen invents Virtual Radishes, which he tries to demonstrate on a quite reluctant Boober Fraggle once Beaker goes on strike.
BACKSTAGE: Nathan tells Fozzie he can make it as a producer. They duet with "We Can Do It", then Nathan confesses he can't really get Fozzie a producer job, he just sang the song to make him feel better...but to not give up trying.
SONG: The jugband sings "Barbecue".
WALDORF: It's been a long time since I've been to a barbecue...
STATLER: Ah yes, I *do* remember seeing you in the crowd when they burned Joan of Arc at the stake!
SONG: Nathan Lane serenades Miss Piggy with "Sue Me".
SKIT: "At The Dance"
CLOSING NUMBER: Nathan Lane sings "Betrayed!"
CLOSING THEME/CREDITS
STATLER: Well, Waldorf, what did you think of Nathan Lane?
WALDORF: He may have PLAYED a producer, but not even HE could produce a good show!
BOTH: DOHHHH, HO HO HO...
OPENING THEME
OPENING NUMBER: Fozzie Bear and various Muppets sing "The King of Broadway" from "The Producers" (with some sanitized lyrics).
STATLER: Do you think Fozzie will ever make it back on Broadway?
WALDORF: Only with a tour group!
BOTH: DOHHHH, HO HO HO...
BACKSTAGE: Fozzie thinks that since Nathan Lane was in "The Producers", he could make Fozzie a successful Broadway producer.
GUEST STAR: Nathan Lane sings "Hakuna Matata" with a Muppet warthog.
STATLER: I'd worry if I was on this show...
WALDORF: Yeah, I'd worry about finding a new agent!
BOTH: DOHHHH, HO HO HO...
SKIT: "Veterinarian's Hospital", where Dr. Bob, Nurse Janice, and Nurse Piggy operate on Placido Flamingo.
BACKSTAGE: Various Muppets scoff at Fozzie's aim to become a Broadway producer. Fozzie then breaks into the song "I Want To Be A Producer".
UK SPOT: Various Anything Muppets sing "Night Boat To Cairo" with an ample sax solo by Zoot.
TALK SPOT: Kermit and Nathan chat, then sing "Til Him" from "The Producers".
MUPPET LABS: Bunsen invents Virtual Radishes, which he tries to demonstrate on a quite reluctant Boober Fraggle once Beaker goes on strike.
BACKSTAGE: Nathan tells Fozzie he can make it as a producer. They duet with "We Can Do It", then Nathan confesses he can't really get Fozzie a producer job, he just sang the song to make him feel better...but to not give up trying.
SONG: The jugband sings "Barbecue".
WALDORF: It's been a long time since I've been to a barbecue...
STATLER: Ah yes, I *do* remember seeing you in the crowd when they burned Joan of Arc at the stake!
SONG: Nathan Lane serenades Miss Piggy with "Sue Me".
SKIT: "At The Dance"
CLOSING NUMBER: Nathan Lane sings "Betrayed!"
CLOSING THEME/CREDITS
STATLER: Well, Waldorf, what did you think of Nathan Lane?
WALDORF: He may have PLAYED a producer, but not even HE could produce a good show!
BOTH: DOHHHH, HO HO HO...