TravellingMatt
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SPECIAL GUEST STAR: SHERYL CROW
OPENING THEME
OPENING NUMBER: Clifford and a group of Muppets sing "Hot Hot Hot".
STATLER & WALDORF:
WALDORF: (singing "Hot Hot Hot") "Ole, ole, ole, ole..."
(Grover suddenly appears with sombrero and tray)
GROVER: THAT is not how you do it...(dances around) OLEOLEOLEOLEOLEOLEOLEOLEOLEOLEOLEOLE...*CRASH!* (drops his tray, loaded with a bowl of guacamole, on Waldorf's head, Waldorf and Statler look at him in disgust)
BACKSTAGE: Dr. Bunsen Honeydew and Beaker break out the newest Muppet Labs invention for Sheryl Crow's number: a solar simulator, designed to make every day feel like summer, which Beaker hooks up to the heater. However, a fuse blows in the simulator and messes the heater up...so it is now one hundred degrees inside the theatre.
GUEST STAR: Sheryl Crow sings "Soak Up The Sun" on a beach set with various surfing Muppets.
WALDORF: You know, Sheryl Crow is pretty hot...
STATLER: It's just the rest of the Muppets that aren't!
BOTH: DOOOHHHH, HO HO HO...
BACKSTAGE: Miss Piggy takes advantage of the broken heater to show off her new bikini to Kermit. The result: Kermit trying frantically to fix the heater so she'll put it back on.
MISS PIGGY: WELL, FIX THIS, BUSTER! *karate chops Kermit* HIIIIII--YAAAAAAA!!!!
VETERINARIAN'S HOSPITAL: Dr. Bob, Nurse Piggy, and Nurse Janice operate on an Anything Muppet surfer (with a severe case of sunburn).
SONG: "Too Darn Hot", sung by Floyd, Janice, Animal, and various Muppets hanging out in the canteen. It starts out with a bunch of hot, sweaty Muppets. Suddenly Animal starts tapping out a rhythm on a table top and soon Floyd starts singing, then the rest of the crew joins in.
UK SPOT: Andy and Randy Pig sing "By Jeeves". (If you listen to the words of this song, it's quite appropriate for them.)
BACKSTAGE: Rizzo and the rats beat the heat by singing "Surfin' Safari" while trying to surf in a toilet, the "surf" provided by Beauregard constantly flushing it. Chester Rat gets stuck in the toilet and causes a tidal wave when he gets pulled out.
CLOSING NUMBER: Sheryl Crow sings "All I Wanna Do" with the Muppets on a beach boardwalk setting. They're all refreshed after the rats' tidal wave has cooled them off.
CLOSING CREDITS/THEME
STATLER & WALDORF:
WALDORF: Would you say you had a little fun before you died?
STATLER: I can't speak for myself, but the Muppets did before they died...on stage!
BOTH: DOOOHHHH, HO HO HO...
OPENING THEME
OPENING NUMBER: Clifford and a group of Muppets sing "Hot Hot Hot".
STATLER & WALDORF:
WALDORF: (singing "Hot Hot Hot") "Ole, ole, ole, ole..."
(Grover suddenly appears with sombrero and tray)
GROVER: THAT is not how you do it...(dances around) OLEOLEOLEOLEOLEOLEOLEOLEOLEOLEOLEOLE...*CRASH!* (drops his tray, loaded with a bowl of guacamole, on Waldorf's head, Waldorf and Statler look at him in disgust)
BACKSTAGE: Dr. Bunsen Honeydew and Beaker break out the newest Muppet Labs invention for Sheryl Crow's number: a solar simulator, designed to make every day feel like summer, which Beaker hooks up to the heater. However, a fuse blows in the simulator and messes the heater up...so it is now one hundred degrees inside the theatre.
GUEST STAR: Sheryl Crow sings "Soak Up The Sun" on a beach set with various surfing Muppets.
WALDORF: You know, Sheryl Crow is pretty hot...
STATLER: It's just the rest of the Muppets that aren't!
BOTH: DOOOHHHH, HO HO HO...
BACKSTAGE: Miss Piggy takes advantage of the broken heater to show off her new bikini to Kermit. The result: Kermit trying frantically to fix the heater so she'll put it back on.
MISS PIGGY: WELL, FIX THIS, BUSTER! *karate chops Kermit* HIIIIII--YAAAAAAA!!!!
VETERINARIAN'S HOSPITAL: Dr. Bob, Nurse Piggy, and Nurse Janice operate on an Anything Muppet surfer (with a severe case of sunburn).
SONG: "Too Darn Hot", sung by Floyd, Janice, Animal, and various Muppets hanging out in the canteen. It starts out with a bunch of hot, sweaty Muppets. Suddenly Animal starts tapping out a rhythm on a table top and soon Floyd starts singing, then the rest of the crew joins in.
UK SPOT: Andy and Randy Pig sing "By Jeeves". (If you listen to the words of this song, it's quite appropriate for them.)
BACKSTAGE: Rizzo and the rats beat the heat by singing "Surfin' Safari" while trying to surf in a toilet, the "surf" provided by Beauregard constantly flushing it. Chester Rat gets stuck in the toilet and causes a tidal wave when he gets pulled out.
CLOSING NUMBER: Sheryl Crow sings "All I Wanna Do" with the Muppets on a beach boardwalk setting. They're all refreshed after the rats' tidal wave has cooled them off.
CLOSING CREDITS/THEME
STATLER & WALDORF:
WALDORF: Would you say you had a little fun before you died?
STATLER: I can't speak for myself, but the Muppets did before they died...on stage!
BOTH: DOOOHHHH, HO HO HO...