Favorite Muppet Quote

[muppetsliveon]

I don't know how to thank you guys :0
I don't know why to thank you guys

[muppetsliveon]

Kermit: [navigating in the Studebaker] Bear left.
Fozzie: Right, frog.

[muppetsliveon]

Dr. Teeth: Golden teeth and golden tones, welcome to my presence

Floyd Pepper: We am, is, are, and be, they whom as are known as: The Electric Mayhem!

Kermit: I didn't promise anybody anything. What do I know about Hollywood, anyway? Just a dream I got from sitting through too many double features.
Kermit's Conscience: So why did you leave the swamp in the first place?
Kermit: 'Cause some agent fella said I had talent. He probably says that to everybody.
Kermit's Conscience: On the other hand, if you hadn't left the swamp, you'd be feeling pretty miserable anyhow.
Kermit: Yeah. But then it would just be me feeling miserable. Now I got a lady pig, and a bear and a chicken, a dog, a thing, whatever Gonzo is. He's a little like a turkey.
Kermit's Conscience: [Kermit's Conscience is sitting on a rock behind him] Mmm - Yeah. A little like a turkey, but not much.
Kermit: No I guess not. Anyhow, I brought them all out here to the middle of nowhere, and it's all my fault.
Kermit's Conscience: Still, whether you promised them something or not, you gotta remember - they wanted to come.
Kermit: But... that's because they believed in me.
Kermit's Conscience: No, they believed in the dream.
Kermit: Well, so do I but...
Kermit's Conscience: You do?
Kermit: Yeah! Of course I do.
Kermit's Conscience: Well then?
Kermit: Well then... I guess I was wrong when I said I never promised anyone. I promised me.

[vettech28]

Bean: I'm not really Bean, I'm a fire breathing dragon!

Boober: I don't think I'll ever understand pop music.

Big Bird: Oh, hi! I'm Big Bird.
Miss Piggy: No kidding.

Kermit: Good grief, the comedian's a bear.
Fozzie: No he's-a not, he's-a wearin' a neck-a-tie!

Sam the Eagle: You are all weirdos!

Count: Greetings, I am The Count. They call me The Count because I love to count things.

Ernie: Heeeeeeeeere fishy, fishy, fishy!

Kermit: You hear me, New York? We're gonna be on Broadway because I'm not givin' up!

Lugsy: (To Bean): You know, you may be little on the outside, but you're one big hero on the inside.

Scooter: Have you seen the scene? Even when you know what it is, you don't know what it is!

[Mary Louise]

Here's a quote I like from the Chris Langham episode of the Muppet Show. Statler and Waldorf are conversing in their theater box after a backstage scene...

Waldorf: Well, if you ever think about it, there are these strange pauses in this show when nothing happens onstage.
Statler: Let's not think about it!

[muppetsliveon]

i now just got that

Kermit: Good grief, the comedian's a bear.
Fozzie: No he's-a not, he's-a wearin' a neck-a-tie!

[MuppetLabsBoy]

Let's not forget the quote from Muppet Vision 3-D

Sam: Would you stop this foolishness!
Gonzo:What foolishness would you like to see?

[Blue Weirdo]

Clifford: Oh man, even the laugh track didn't think that was funny.

Gonzo: Kermit are you busy?
Kermit: Well yes, but I can give you my ear for a minute.
Gonzo: What would I do with your ear?
Kermit: Van Gogh impressions.


Gonzo: I'm an artist. You hear me? An artist!
Kermit: Then you should have gotten my Van Gogh joke.

Ernie: Look how the fish move their mouths. They go "moom moom moom."
Bert: I have never seen Talbot go "moom moom moom"
Ernie: Well that one sure is.
Bert: That's not Talbot.
Ernie: Who is it?
Bert: That's.... I DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS!

Cookie: Cookies not done yet! What taking do long? It like medieval cookie torture!

[LamangoNumber2]

"Oh, I don't know about Love, I never touched the stuff...And it never touches me...Its ok, I still have my self pitty..."

[Gelfling Girl]

I believe that this quote best describes us Muppet fans :


Mrs. Bear: I recognize Fozzie's weirdo friends.
Dr. Teeth: Yeah, and we're proud of it too!

[HootsytheOwl]

Hi all!

I think some of my fave quotes are:


Hello everybodeeeeeeee! -----------Grover

Oh I'll never get it! ( BONGGGG!) ---Don Music

Kee Hee Hee Hee----------Ernie's laugh

Hi ho, Kermit the Frog here-----Kermit

Call Me Pied, Baby, Pied ----The Pied Piper

Rolf: Hey, are you sure it's not 50 ways to love your lever?
Floyd: Positive.
Rolf: (to offstage : SORRY PAUL!)


I'm sure there's more, heh, but these are enough.

Your dear friend,
Kitt

[yetiman]

"Dead Tom's dead! Long John shot him."
"Dead Tom's always been dead. That's why he's called 'Dead Tom'"
"Oh" (drops body)

[Scooterthegofer]

Piggy: Beaker! I told you never to talk to me like that!
(Beaker exits)
Piggy: Because I can't understand it.

Or maybe the Swedish Chef's line from MFC:

"Esh der Gobblur-gobblur humongo!"

[Gelfling Girl]

*picks up phone* Hello? Hello? Hello? Give me presents!

Jeaux Noel, Kermie. [please forgive my terrible French]

Oh. Pig. *drops phone*

[MuppetLabsBoy]

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