Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

I'm passive, I don't get offened easily or angry.
I'm so happy today, no reason, I just am.

Gonzo: Um...Ryan, Pepe's girl just hugged me.

Oh Gonzo don't make trouble.

Gonzo: But she did!

I know, I'm just practicing my Scooter for Muppet Survior. You like it?

Gonzo: And they call me weird...

Lisa: HAAAAAAAAAAAA! <falls to ground> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

Rowlf: Lisa?

Lisa: ...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

Chef: Leesa?

Lisa: ...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaHaHaHaHaHa...

Rowlf: What happened?

Lisa: ...HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa...

Chef: I dun't knoo, boot she's toorneeng breeght red. Bork bork bork!

Lisa: ...HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa-HaHaHaHaHaHa-HaHaHaHaHa...

Rowlf: It doesn't sound like she's breathing all too easily- Lisa? Are you okay?

Lisa: ............HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa-HaHaHaHa...

Chef: It moost be-a unuzeer oone-a ooff her veurd loogheeng feets, her iyes ere-a sterteeng tu teer up. Thet's veurd, it's nut ifee neene-a oo'cluck yet. Um de hur de hur de hur.

Lisa: ...HAHAHAHAHAHA-HAHAHAHAHAHA-HAHAHAHA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA-HAHAHA...

Rowlf: What the heck would make her laugh this much?

Lisa: ...HAHAHAHA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-HAHAHAHA-HAHAHAHA-HAHAHA

Chef: <looks at computer screen> Oh... I see-a vhet heppened. Bork bork bork!

Lisa: HAHAHAHA-HAHAHAHA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-HAHAHAHA-HAHAHA...

Rowlf: What? <looks at computer screen> Oh I see... Reading Ryan's fanfic again...

Lisa: HAHAHAHAHAH-HaHaHaHaHa-HaHaHaHaHa-HaHaHa-Ha...Ha... hehehehehehehe....not...hehehehe breathing! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

Rowlf: What ever you do, don't look at her. That makes it worse.

Lisa: HAHAHAHA-HAHAHAHAHAHA-hehehehehehhehehehe-HAHAHAHAHA...

Chef: Gut it. Um de hur de hur de hur.

Lisa: HAHAHAHAHAH-hehehehehehehehehehehe-HAHAHA-hehehehe-hahaha-HAHAHAHA!!!!!

Oh no Lisa's having another spasm.

Clifford: Yeah man, but it's over your fan-fic this time.

True. But, if she stops breating, and someone asks you what caused it we'll say Bo. Agreed?

Clifford: Whatever man.

Lisa, Lisa! Breath! Inhale! Exhale! Inhale! Exhale!

Lisa: <deep inhale> <blows huge gust of wind> hehehe... <deep inhale> hehe <huge exhale> he... okay, I'm... hehehe... I'm better now.

Rowlf: You sure?

Lisa: No. hehehe... No really, I'm...hehe... I'm good.

*To Ryan: Agreed. Just started yur story Rye, got through the first page/7 chapters. Will read more when I get the time. Nice story. BTW: Was that meant to be a Super Dave Osborne reference when Gonzo gets turned down after leaving the MBH?

*To Rosita: Gracias mi amiga. Hope you enjoy yourself here at the dorms and all the facilities herein.

*To Rowlf: Just dowse her with some water, that'll stop the fits she's gotten from the laughing gas. Works every time.

Hah, and now to get some sleep before the morrow brings another day spent reading at the campus office.

Rosita: (singing and walking through halls) "Well I'd like to visit the moon...la la la la la..." Next stop, my darling Pepito! (walks into G-man's room) Pepe, I love you!! Oh, hi G-man and Rizzo. So nice to see you all. (Grabs Rizzo and Pepe in each arm and hugs them close) So many nice friends. Well, its getting late and I should get back home now. (drops Pepe and Rizzo by accident) Buenas Noches! (exits the room and heads to Beau's door) *knock knock* Goodnight Beau and Bo and Bo...bo....hmm. (to self) That must get confusing. (to them thru door) Are you home? Maybe they are asleep. Oh well. I will leave them a note saying hi. Now, I think I covered just about everyone I could anyway. Back to rm 29, I still have a few left.
(walks into our room) Hola, guys! Miss me?

Snuffy: It's Rosita!
Bry: Hey, Rosita. Thought you got lost.
Rosita: No, just taking time doing what I like best.
Big Bird: Well, are you done?
Rosita: Umm...not quite. Get over here!
(We all group hug)
Bry: Aww, thanks, Rosita?
Rosita: Now, I am done.
Telly: Great cuz I'm hungry. Can we have enchiladas?
Rosita: Oh Telly...I love you guys!
Bry: We love you too, Rosita!

Uh, Can i Pitch in?


This summer, I created a long list of fictional TV listings on my computer for cities across the country from the past and I can build a museum/library right next to the Muppet College dorm room and it's dedicated to my fictional tv listing makings for fun, It is called the TV Listing library and the library is where i've stored my TV listings on microfilm or by computer database and the video library is where all the videos from the TV Listings are stored and get this! over 200,581 videos of programs, so if anyone either want's to rent a video or listen, we have 100 viewing stations for your viewing pleasure, you can keep a video as long as you like or if you want to return it that's fine
I have videos covering Comedy, Drama, Movies, News, Sports Programs, soap operas, game shows, TV sign-on's and sign-offs, etc.

Cities that I covered
Atlanta
Baltimore
Boston
Chicago
Cleveland
Connecticut
Dallas/Ft. Worth
Denver
Detroit
Houston
Los Angeles
Maine
New Hampshire
New York
Philadelphia
Pittsburgh
Providence
San Diego
San Francisco
Seattle
Washington, DC

Sounds like an interesting idea and a great hangout site for you folks and for you muppets!

we can build a grocery store across from the Muppet College Dormitory

another good idea?

Did you hear about that monster?

Grover: What?

There's a place we can rent videos now.

Herry: Hasn't there been?

Your right. There has been one. Ed needs to visit this person in person. Time for bed. Good night.

Grover: Same here. I haven't been to work in while. I keep forgetting about all ones I have. Good night Kyle.

Good Night Grover, Herry and Cookie.

Cookie M:Zzzzzzzzz....*on couch*

Herry: Good Night Grover, Kyle and Cookie who's already asleep.