600,000 Visitors!

[Phillip Chapman]

Today we crossed over the 600,000 visitor mark for our home page. With our current average of about 1000 daily home page visitors, we'll cross over 1 million by late next Spring, early summer.

Thanks everyone for your continued support along the way.

[towels]

The magical 1,000,000th visitor gets a lifetime supply of dragonfly ripple and a six foot prune!

Congrats MC and Phil and Cindy and Jamie and .......

[Crazy Harry]

Once the site reaches 1,000,000 vistors, there'll be nowhere to go but down, literally. When the counter hits 1,000,000 it atomatically goes back to zero and starts over again.

[Phillip Chapman]

The counter can handle a large number of digits, so we'll be ok...

[Luke]

and can we just confirm that the counter IS Y3k compliant ?

Well done !

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

Man, The Count would so love this...

[EmmyMik]

So...

Do we get cake or presents or something?

[radionate]

We get Muffins! (that is what you love isn't it?)

[frogboy4]

This is some very good news indeed! The best darn Muppet site in the world by far IMHO!

[radionate]

And did anyone notice that we are now upto 400 plus members as well!

[frogboy4]

I did I did!;)

[beaker]

>>>And did anyone notice that we are now upto 400 plus members as well!<<<

no way! coolness, I thought MC was at 250. where is this member counter? And yes frogboy, best Muppet site(since 1998!)

IS it me or does anyone even visit the newly redone Henson.com? I dont. That flash stuff on there is unbecoming, as I loved th eold henson.com layout muchos better. And ONE BURNING question...what is up with www.muppets.com ?

Phil or the kermitage guys or some Muppet fan site verteran should be running that! The main name domain and its just dormant as a leftover radish.

///beaker///

[frogboy4]

Word it (from a pretty good source) that Henson hires interns to do their site. That could explain it. I try to visit it every couple of weeks to check for updates, but they have really dropped the ball on that. It's alienating and corporate while looking too childish for a four year old. It is my feeling that if you have a crummy looking/functioning site you shouldn't have one at all. They should go back to the old format for the time being.

[radionate]

The member counter is in the upper left hand corner of the Muppet Central Forum Main Page (right under the Muppet Central Forum logo thingy).

It also tells you the name of the newest member!

[radionate]

Originally posted by frogboy4
I did I did!;)

Of course you did Jamie. You are the estute watcher of all things computer in Muppetdom.

P.S. You need to clone yourself so I can hire you out to do some webpages for me!

[frogboy4]

Thanx. I need to clone myself just to get my other work done. Eeek!

[radionate]

Did anyone else notice we also had 73 people logged onto M.C. Forum today? Thats a record there too.

Somebody should call Guiness.....

[towels]

Originally posted by radionate
Did anyone else notice we also had 73 people logged onto M.C. Forum today? Thats a record there too.

Somebody should call Guiness.....

Somebody should buy some Guiness!

:)

[radionate]

Only if it is served in the GMC glasses from McDonalds!

[Foreignman]

That's amazing, 600,000 visits. Thanks everyone for making this the most sensational, inspirational, muppetational website around. THIS IS WHAT WE CALL MUPPET CENTRAL!!! By the way, I would like to congragulate everyone because at 1:41 PM we broke the record again with 74 users on at the same time!!!!!! Seems we're breaking the record everyday!

[radionate]

Continuing the record count, did anyone else realize that 85 people were logged into the Forum on the 24th? That was a new record!

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

Here's a new record I want: "Janice's Greatest Hits".

Or Emmy, how 'bout "Byron Sings Janice"? LOL! :D

[EmmyMik]

Originally posted by Janice &amp; Mokey's Man
Here's a new record I want: "Janice's Greatest Hits".

Or Emmy, how 'bout "Byron Sings Janice"? LOL! :D

LOL!

Fer sure!

[Fozzie Bear]

Originally posted by towels
The magical 1,000,000th visitor gets a lifetime supply of dragonfly ripple and a six foot prune!

Yucka! Gotcha!

FOZ :p

[radionate]

More records guys. We're had over a thousands threads, 13,000 posts, and this is my 500th post! Woo Hoo!!!!

[radionate]

We also had over 100 people logged on Friday!!!!!!!! (could it have something to do with two very popular threads of late?)

[Fozzie Bear]

You know what the cause of all these threads, posts, and members is don't you? Cause the Muppet Central community is just the darned best bunch o' folks I ever knew...online that is.

FOZ

[radionate]

Originally posted by FOZZI3B3AR
You know what the cause of all these threads, posts, and members is don't you? Cause the Muppet Central community is just the darned best bunch o' folks I ever knew...online that is.

FOZ
That's right, some people dress up as strange men in black and sing in questionable bars when they aren't online! LOL :D

[Fozzie Bear]

Umm...not me! I go to sleazy back road little dives and dodge bullets from fat sailors as I try to do a comedy routine with my rubber chicken.

or, something like that...

FOZ

[radionate]

I thought that was a myth. A myth.

[Fozzie Bear]

Myth? No-th.

Go down HWY 7 toward Senatobia MS and on your right hand side when you get to that little town whose name I forget all the time, is a little side highway, and on the left side of that is a dirt road (that seemed to have been paved at some time in the far past) and it's right there. Bubba Leroy's Heaven and Beer Joint is the name of it.

I'm there on Thursday nights from 9pm until 9:02pm when I get booed off the stage, shot at, or have food articles thrown at me. All I can say is "Thank GOD for chicken wire!"

FOZ

[radionate]

Sigh, someone (a girl) was supposed to pop up and say, "Yes?"

Take two!

[Fozzie Bear]

OOOHHH!!!

Okay, I'll wait then.

I'm WAITING!!!

I'm not going to do anything or say anything else til some female says "Yeth."

Hmm....

Where the heck is Jackie and/or Emmy when you need them?!?!

F:confused:Z

[EmmyMik]

Yeth?


(there)

:)

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

Originally posted by FOZZI3B3AR
Where the heck is Jackie and/or Emmy when you need them?!?!

F:confused:Z

Emmy is here, and Jackie is not in Mexico.

[Fozzie Bear]

Originally posted by EmmyMik
Yeth?
(there)
:)

THANK YOOOO EMMY!!! HAA!

FOZ

BTW, Where is Jackie. The boards just aren't the same without both Emmy and Jackie. I mean, I have Byron still, but things just aren't right if I've not got my Emmy and Jackie fixes going; and I've not noticed Joggy as often, and I really really miss my Emmy and Jackie when they aren't here. I do at least get my RadioNate fix, tho. And thank goodness Byron lives online...otherwise I'd go nuts-ier.

FOZ again

[Jackie]

*Listening to the classic Rock station here in New Jersey to try and win my mom Bruce Springsteen tickets* If anybody wants my Madison Square Garden tickets for Continental Airlines arena tickets EMAIL ME NOW! :) seriously LOL!

[radionate]

Ok,

For those keeping score, here are the MC tallies as of right now:

652996 visitors to the Muppet Central webpage.
Members: 602
Threads: 1,437
Posts: 17,976
and 128 people were signed onto the forum on 07-17-2002
and Jamie and Luke are both about to cross the 1000 individual post mark!

Wow. Anyone else impressed?

[frogboy4]

You might just do it!!! I'm warning you - this is a line you may not want to cross!:eek:

[radionate]

What on earth are you talking about Jamie?

[frogboy4]

You are too close to the 900s! Stay away, I tell you! LOL

[Luke]

Well done Jamie - only 10 more posts to go for you and it'll be another 1000 before 2000 ! LOL

As a side note - if it wasn't for you and me this forum would be 2000 posts lighter, do you think we should take the bribe from Phil so he can save on Bandwidth ? :D

[frogboy4]

Woooohahahahaha. The bandwidth Bandits! That's what we are! Woooohahahahaha!

[Crazy Harry]

I hate all of you.

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

:D

[Crazy Harry]

Originally posted by Janice &amp; Mokey's Man
:D
:mad:

[Satcapricorn]

Awwww c'mon Chris smile!

[radionate]

Hey Jamie, why don't you notify all of us just before you post your 1000th post. I for one would like to see it on the board!

[Crazy Harry]

Originally posted by Satcapricorn
Awwww c'mon Chris smile!
OK :D... but only because seeing your number of posts has really cheared me up.:D

[radionate]

Originally posted by Crazy Harry

OK :D... but only because seeing your number of posts has really cheared me up.:D Now Chris, don't make fun of those less fortunate then you.

[Satcapricorn]

Hey! that's not funny!:p

[radionate]

Originally posted by Satcapricorn
Hey! that's not funny!:p I'm sorry. Someday you too will learn the three things to master Muppet Central young one:

1. Fast Typing Skills
2. DSL connections
3. Never keep a thread on topic

Study at the feet of the wisest ones of the counsil, and you too shall come to pass as a Master.

[frogboy4]

5 MORE POSTS!

[Satcapricorn]

I said that to Chris lol, but thanks for the advice :D ( ooh I got DSL lol)

[towels]

I'll take a drum roll, lightly buttered please!

[radionate]

Yeah Jamie, Do a countdown! Come on.

Go Go Go!

[Crazy Harry]

Originally posted by radionate
Now Chris, don't make fun of those less fortunate then you.
So I'm guessing you don't consider Byron less fortunate than you.

[Crazy Harry]

Originally posted by Satcapricorn
Hey! that's not funny!:p
I'm sorry.:p

[Satcapricorn]

Apology accepted lol

[frogboy4]

Can't catch the frogboy!..........................3!

[Luke]

LOL C'mon Jamie - go for it ! D'ya fancy a race to 2000 then ? Oh and i'd just like to point out to Nate that i am posting without the aid of DSL but i am a bum who sits around all day ... so it kinda evens itself out !

[radionate]

Originally posted by Crazy Harry

So I'm guessing you don't consider Byron less fortunate than you. Oh I do. I do. I pity the poor boy.

[radionate]

Hey Jamie, wadda ya think of the new sig? Just did it in your honor!

[EmmyMik]

Originally posted by radionate
I'm sorry. Someday you too will learn the three things to master Muppet Central young one:

1. Fast Typing Skills
2. DSL connections
3. Never keep a thread on topic

Study at the feet of the wisest ones of the counsil, and you too shall come to pass as a Master.

You know, I'm very good at number 3 there.

I think that's the only reason I keep on coming back...

[towels]

So are we all just circling the board here, waiting for the magic post?

[radionate]

Originally posted by EmmyMik


You know, I'm very good at number 3 there.

I think that's the only reason I keep on coming back... No it isn't. You come back for stimulating conversations about Badgers, Palisades Action Figure Updates, and Byron!

[towels]

Originally posted by radionate
No it isn't. You come back for stimulating conversations about Badgers, Palisades Action Figure Updates, and Byron!

Badgers? Badgers? We don't need no stinkin' badg...oh, that wasn't to me. Nevermind.
:D

[radionate]

Originally posted by towels
So are we all just circling the board here, waiting for the magic post? I think we are and Jamie is drawing it out way tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo long here. We have terms for people like that in the theater community. We call them Drama Queens!!!!!!

[Crazy Harry]

Originally posted by towels
Badgers? Badgers? We don't need no stinkin' badgers.
Oh, now you've gone and hurt his fealings.

(begins peting depressed badger)

[radionate]

Jamie!!!!!

Hurry up with the stupid post already. I'm actually putting off going to lunch waiting for you to post your stupid 1000th post, just so I can see it (and not see 1.001 as thats just not the same)

[Crazy Harry]

Originally posted by frogboy4
Can't catch the frogboy!
(grabs shotgun)

Be vewy vewy quiet. I'm hunting Fwogboys.

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

Originally posted by radionate
Oh I do. I do. I pity the poor boy.

:mad:

[towels]

Originally posted by Crazy Harry

Oh, now you've gone and hurt his fealings.

(begins peting depressed badger)

No, no...he's likely had a bath since the whole shrink wrap incident and now smells minty fresh and therefore can't have the phrase applied to him...

:)

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

Originally posted by radionate
1. Fast Typing Skills

Buddy, I'll challenge you any time, anywhere...they don't call me "Ol' Lightnin' Fingers" fer nothin'...





















(Okay, actually no one calls me that, but they would if they got a gander at these long, nimble digits doin' what they do best...)

[radionate]

Originally posted by Janice &amp; Mokey's Man


Buddy, I'll challenge you any time, anywhere...they don't call me "Ol' Lightnin' Fingers" fer nothin'...(Okay, actually no one calls me that, but they would if they got a gander at these long, nimble digits doin' what they do best...)

Dude what is it with you and this thing with your hands and feet???? Gorillas and other hairy primates aren't that fascinated by their digits.

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

Originally posted by radionate
Dude what is it with you and this thing with your hands and feet???? Gorillas and other hairy primates aren't that fascinated by their digits.

That's just the beginnin'---wait'll ya see the rest o' me!

:D

[frogboy4]

I've gone platinum baby!

i'd like to thank everyone who made my 1000th post possible...Phil, Nate, Annika (snif) I said I wouldn't cry. And everybody on MC!

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

CONGRATULATIONS JAMIE!!!

:D :D :D :D :D

You didn't mention my name exclusively, but I still cheer on! LOL!

:p

[radionate]

awwww, you're welcome Jamie! :D

[frogboy4]

And Byron too! (so embarrassed) And Warrick and Kev and......

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

LOL!

That's more like it.

;)

Really!

It is!

:D

[radionate]

Originally posted by frogboy4
And Byron too! (so embarrassed) People always forget to thank those "little" people who kinda helped them along the way to the top of the ladder of success. Normally they are the ones whose heads you used to boost yourself up.

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

:mad:

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

Originally posted by radionate
People always forget to thank those "little" people who kinda helped them along the way to the top of the ladder of success. Normally they are the ones whose heads you used to boost yourself up.

And please, I am hardly anything but "little"...

*looks down at you, pats yer head*

:D

[frogboy4]

Thanx for the props in your sig Nate!

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

Originally posted by frogboy4
Thanx for the props in your sig Nate!

*to Nate*

KISSUP.

:mad:

[radionate]

You know it! :D

[Luke]

LOL - well done Jamie - i'll join you up there in a day or two and we can spit on the small people.

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

Originally posted by radionate
You know it! :D

:mad:

[Crazy Harry]

I will now celebrate this milestone by sticking my finger up my nose.

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

Originally posted by Crazy Harry
I will now celebrate this milestone by sticking my finger up my nose.

Why don't ya celebrate it by replacin' your "d" with a "t" in your subect line?

:p

:D

[Crazy Harry]

Originally posted by Janice &amp; Mokey's Man
Why don't ya celebrate it by replacin' your "d" with a "t" in your subect line?

:p

:D
Done and done

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

Originally posted by Crazy Harry

Done and done

Lol, way to go Chris!

:D

[Fozzie Bear]

Originally posted by frogboy4
And Byron too! (so embarrassed) And Warrick and Kev and......

HOT DOG!! Somebody remembered ME! ME of all people! Me! I-I can't believe it!! "I" was mentioned. Can you believe it?? ME.

This calls for a celebration!

Frogboy's 1000th post and even remembered me.

I'm taking my Rubber Chicken to KFC for dinner!!

F:DZ

[Crazy Harry]

Horay for you.
:mad:


























:p

[frogboy4]

LMAO! What does a rubber chicken eat?

[Fozzie Bear]

rubber chicken food, of course!!

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

Originally posted by Crazy Harry
Horay for you.
:mad:

:p

I think you mean "Hooray".

See, this is why I am handcuffed to you. You'll really love me on days you have written tests! :D

Really!

You will!

LOL!

[frogboy4]

I thought rubber chicken is what you eat at charity functions.

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

Originally posted by Fozzie Bear
rubber chicken food, of course!!

LOL!!!!

Oh, that was too funny...and yet, it shouldn't have been...

:p

[Crazy Harry]

Originally posted by Janice &amp; Mokey's Man
I think you mean "Hooray".

See, this why I am handcuffed to you. You'll really love me on days you have written tests! :D
It's just what I've allways wanted, a human spell checker that I can't turn off.

(begins banging head on desk)

[CaptCrouton]

I thought rubber chickens liked to eat rubber newspapers. Schnookums prefers the rubber wall street journal to the rubber washington post.

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

Wait a minute...I think that was an insult!

Really!

I do!

:mad:

[Crazy Harry]

(stops banging)

Can't talk, busy...

(banging continues)

[Crazy Harry]

I'm slowly climbing up the ladder.

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

Originally posted by Crazy Harry
I'm slowly climbing up the ladder.

Well then, I must be bein' pulled up right behind ya...*sigh*...

[Crazy Harry]

Doesn't anyone have a lockpic or some kind hardware tool or anything that would be helpful?

[Luke]

Originally posted by Crazy Harry
Doesn't anyone have a lockpic or some kind hardware tool or anything that would be helpful?

Nah we are used to keeping Byron locked up for his own safety, and trhe safety of other female Muppets nearby, so we rarely carry lockpicks ! ;-)

[Crazy Harry]

Why does he have to be locked to MY wrist? What'd I do?

[Luke]

Originally posted by Crazy Harry
Why does he have to be locked to MY wrist? What'd I do?

You didn't mention you liked two certain female puppets did you ? That would be enough !

[Fozzie Bear]

Rubber Chickens READ rubber newspapers...


Crazy Harry--
Notice: The Bear is NOT attached to Byron's arm. Such is the case that I actually DO like Janice and Mokey aLOT, and say so.

But, in the meantime, until you find a lock pick, I have some peanut butter. In my estimation, the peanut butter will eat through the metal at least within the next 500 years...

[Crazy Harry]

I am trying to resist a lot of violent urges right now.

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

*sigh*

Another day of bein' a Byron sandwich with Chris and Nate bread...

:(

:mad:

[Jackie]

Originally posted by Janice &amp; Mokey's Man
*sigh*

Another day of bein' a Byron sandwich with Chris and Nate bread...

:(

:mad:

How did this come about anyway? Why are you handcuffed to these two? WHEN DID THE MADNESS BEGIN? LOL!

[radionate]

Originally posted by Jackie


How did this come about anyway? Why are you handcuffed to these two? WHEN DID THE MADNESS BEGIN? LOL! I don't remember when, but I wish it would stop. Byron is starting to get a little "ripe" :mad:

[Jackie]

Originally posted by radionate
I don't remember when, but I wish it would stop. Byron is starting to get a little "ripe" :mad:

I think it's been dragged on long enough. Let's move on to more pleasant things like the destruction of all Ladybugs!

[radionate]

Ladybugs are too sweet and cute and innocent. Don't tell me you believe the Ladybug conspiracy?

[Crazy Harry]

Originally posted by Jackie
WHEN DID THE MADNESS BEGIN?
Last thursday.

[Jackie]

Originally posted by Crazy Harry

Last thursday.


Thanks :)

[Fozzie Bear]

Sorry,

I ran out of peanut butter...now, we can't free you from Byron.

Hey, Byron...speaking of peanut butter, how does it feel being sandwiched between those two? I still have paper towels.

FOZ

[Crazy Harry]

Do you know where that *$#% badger is? Last time I saw you he was chasing you with a blow torch.

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

Originally posted by radionate
I don't remember when, but I wish it would stop. Byron is starting to get a little "ripe" :mad:

Oh yeah, right, and like you're not---and it would help if somebody'd wash me! :mad:

Though personally, I think this enhanses everything...

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

Originally posted by Fozzie Bear
Hey, Byron...speaking of peanut butter, how does it feel being sandwiched between those two? I still have paper towels.

Well Kev, how would YOU feel sandwikhed between two big dumb goons who take kontrol over your arms and never let you do anything for yourself?!

:mad:

[Crazy Harry]

Do you think I'm enjoying myself, Noodle Head?

[Jackie]

I only have one question....what color are their hands now?

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

Originally posted by Crazy Harry
Do you think I'm enjoying myself, Noodle Head?

:mad:

I think I may just sit right down and kry...

:(

[Fozzie Bear]

Originally posted by Jackie
I only have one question....what color are their hands now?

Burple. (Is that a color? IT IS NOW!! :D


Badger...hmm...badger...nope. I dunno where he is now. I didn't do it to him, whatever it was that happened to him, even if he was trying to weld my ankle to my shoes, which was rather rude.

Did you all notice anything about Noodle Head, tho? When he gets really REALLY ripe, he smells kind of like that pistachio pudding stuff. You know, with the gooey little things all in the pudding? Wonder if that's what he tastes like?

Ooohhhh, NAAA-aaate...??

[Crazy Harry]

I am going to kill that varment if I ever find him.

[Fozzie Bear]

Originally posted by Crazy Harry
I am going to kill that varment if I ever find him.

Nate :eek: or the badger? :D

Speaking of Badger, did you ever see the comic book of the same name? A buddy of mine Mike Norton did the art there.

Later,
FOZ

[radionate]

Kevin,

Love the Muley avatar!!!! :D

[grail]

Originally posted by Fozzie Bear
Speaking of Badger, did you ever see the comic book of the same name? A buddy of mine Mike Norton did the art there.


i think i remember Badger...did he hang out with Steve Rude's Nexus a couple of times?

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

Originally posted by Fozzie Bear
Ooohhhh, NAAA-aaate...??

He's right here on the other side of me.



*wiggles right hand shakkled to Nate's left*

[Jackie]

Kev!!! Your muley avatar ROCKS!

[Fozzie Bear]

Thanks for the comments on the Muley-tar! A very very too kewl kinda guy made it up for me. :)

Badger? I dunno who he hung out with. Maybe a tasmanian devil or two...

Okay, so, Byron is still chained to Chris? Or will I see in another thread somewhere that he's been set free? If not, I think I have a skeleton key here somewhere. If it will unlock a skeleton, surely it'll unlock handcuffs.

[Crazy Harry]

Gimme!

(grabs the key and unlocks all the cuffs)

Freedom!

(chucks the handcuffs out the window)

Freedom!

[Jackie]

Originally posted by Crazy Harry
Gimme!

(grabs the key and unlocks all the cuffs)

Freedom!

(chucks the handcuffs out the window)

Freedom!

Finally! YAY!!! :)

[Joseph]

Originally posted by Jackie


Finally! YAY!!! :)

That is indeed wonderful news.

[Crazy Harry]

Yes, it is nice to have the blood curculation in my hand working again. I do feel like this is somewhat anti-climatic though.

[Jackie]

Plus you guys being handcuffed was starting to get really weird.

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

Originally posted by Jakkie
Plus you guys being handkuffed was starting to get really weird.

Oh yeah?! Well yer just jealous kause we had the front-burner storyline at M"SEE"!

LOL!!

[Crazy Harry]

Why would we want to burn the front of MC?

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

Originally posted by Krazy Harry
Why would we want to burn the front of M"SEE"?

I dunno, ask Nate. He's the one with the blowtorkh.

(That's where the badger got it)

[Jackie]

LOL, I'm not jealous. If you enjoy being handcuffed to a waterbuffalo, more power to ya! ;)

[radionate]

Nobody touches my blowtorch or my bubblegun. Basically just keep your hands off my powertools.

[Crazy Harry]

Originally posted by radionate
Basically just keep your hands off my powertool.
Did you mean to say powertools, or was that some kind of innuendo?

[radionate]

ROFL, I meant to say powertools!!! (That was the best laugh I had all day) :D

[Joseph]

Originally posted by Jackie
LOL, I'm not jealous. If you enjoy being handcuffed to a waterbuffalo, more power to ya! ;)


LOL

[Jackie]

LOL!

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

Originally posted by Jakkie
LOL, I'm not jealous. If you enjoy being handkuffed to a waterbuffalo, more power to ya! ;)

LOL, you got the email! But of kourse you didn't let me know that, AS USUAL!!

:mad:

And you NEVER answer the phone anymore! I kall you from work and home and stuff, and you don't pikk up---arrrrrgh!!

:mad:

(Well, I need the kode to "you know what", so email it to me...)

[Crazy Harry]

Once again, I have no idea what Byron's talking about.

[Joseph]

Originally posted by Janice &amp; Mokey's Man


LOL, you got the email! But of kourse you didn't let me know that, AS USUAL!!

:mad:

And you NEVER answer the phone anymore! I kall you from work and home and stuff, and you don't pikk up---arrrrrgh!!

:mad:

(Well, I need the kode to "you know what", so email it to me...)

We don't know what code you are talking about..

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

Originally posted by radionate
Basikally just keep your hands off my powertool.

:eek:

Suddenly, I wouldn't mind bein' handkuffed again...at least I'd know I'm safe!

[Crazy Harry]

Am I the only one who almost never understands what it is Byron's trying to say?

[grail]

i don't think Byron usually understands what Byron's trying to say...

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

Hey!

I'm not that bad!

:mad:





















Am I?...




:eek:



:(

[grail]

not really, but it's so much fun to pick on you

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

Originally posted by grail
not really, but it's so mukh fun to pikk on you

Arrrrgh!!

Not another goon on my kase!

:mad:

[grail]

grail=not a goon

i'm not really on your case, i just like going for the easy punchline

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

*sigh*

I'm startin' to get really outnumbered here...

[Jackie]

WHAT CODE????? LOL!!! I am so confused!

[Joseph]

Originally posted by Crazy Harry
Am I the only one who almost never understands what it is Byron's trying to say?


Jackie and I also do not know what noodle head is saying.

[radionate]

Originally posted by Janice &amp; Mokey's Man
*sigh*

I'm startin' to get really outnumbered here... Just remember that I am the older twin, and therefore I am the ring leader. Grail, Chris, and everyone else has to follow in line behind me. We're the "Jets" :p

[Jackie]

Originally posted by radionate
Just remember that I am the older twin, and therefore I am the ring leader. Grail, Chris, and everyone else has to follow in line behind me. We're the "Jets" :p


J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS!

[towels]

Originally posted by Jackie



J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS!

So Testeverde or Pennington this year?

[Joseph]

Originally posted by radionate
Just remember that I am the older twin, and therefore I am the ring leader. Grail, Chris, and everyone else has to follow in line behind me. We're the "Jets" :p

huh?

[Jackie]

Originally posted by towels


So Testeverde or Pennington this year?

Lol don't ask me, i just like the commercial!

[Crazy Harry]

Originally posted by radionate
Just remember that I am the older twin, and therefore I am the ring leader. Grail, Chris, and everyone else has to follow in line behind me.
Why does Grail get to be infront of me?

[radionate]

Alright, Chris, Grail, and anyone else. Happy?

[grail]

*singing* when you're a jet, you're a jet all the way. from your first ciga...

hey, wait a minute...i don't smoke!

and if i'm gonna be behind chris, he's gotta put some pants on (of course the same goes if i'm in front of him...but for an ENTIRELY different reason)

(btw, "mike" is good too...these usernames really only last so long)

[radionate]

Thanks Mike, it's hard to remember everyone's names, but give me time, I'll remember! :D

[Crazy Harry]

Why is everyone talking about jets?

I am wearing pants.

[grail]

Originally posted by Crazy Harry
Why is everyone talking about jets?

I am wearing pants.

because jets are fun! unless your name is "Leader-1" (10 geek points to whoever gets THAT reference), or "Benny"

and thank goodness!

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

Jakkie, you'll find out if you ever PIKK UP "MR. BELL"!

Lol

I'm not gonna say anything on here kause I'm SIKK of Joe interseptin' all my messages! ARRRGH!

:mad:

[Jackie]

Originally posted by Janice &amp; Mokey's Man
Jakkie, you'll find out if you ever PIKK UP "MR. BELL"!

Lol

I'm not gonna say anything on here kause I'm SIKK of Joe interseptin' all my messages! ARRRGH!

:mad:

Sometimes he reads them before I do. :)

[Joseph]

Originally posted by Janice &amp; Mokey's Man
Jakkie, you'll find out if you ever PIKK UP "MR. BELL"!

Lol

I'm not gonna say anything on here kause I'm SIKK of Joe interseptin' all my messages! ARRRGH!

:mad:


You are posting the messages for all to see. I can't help it if i read them.

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

But you don't have to respond to 'em. Jakkie is perfektly kapable of doin' that herself.

[Jackie]

Originally posted by Janice &amp; Mokey's Man
But you don't have to respond to 'em. Jakkie is perfektly kapable of doin' that herself.

Byron! What code???

[Joseph]

Originally posted by Janice &amp; Mokey's Man
But you don't have to respond to 'em. Jakkie is perfektly kapable of doin' that herself.

Byron that is true but you have to realize that she is right there with me when I am responding to those.

[Joseph]

Originally posted by Jackie


Byron! What code???


Byron what code????

[Crazy Harry]

Originally posted by Joseph
Byron what code????
Byron, what code???

[Joseph]

Originally posted by Crazy Harry

Byron, what code???


Byron you have to tell everyone now.

[Jackie]

Yeah! I wanna know maaaan!

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

If you wanna know, then PIKK UP YOUR PHONE!!!

:mad:

By the by, I've diskovered that I kan impersonate Loretta, and have LOTS of fun crakkin' up the ladies and myself---this 60-year-old sexpot water buffalo is a HOOT!

Really!

She is!

And she sorta says "rully" like Jani*e, with her really low atlo voise. Very kool...;)

(used the "*" since this is a post, and anything I type is boykottin' "the letter", and I don't like to see her name spelled another way...)

[Crazy Harry]

Just when I thought this boycott couldn't get any stupider.

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

Originally posted by Krazy Harry
Just when I thought this boykott kouldn't get any stupider.

HEY!

YOU WANNA PIESE O' ME?!?!

REALLY!

YOU WANNA?!

:mad:

[Crazy Harry]

Okay, I'll take a wing.

(grabs Byron by the arm and pulls out a carving knife

[towels]

Originally posted by Crazy Harry
Okay, I'll take a wing.

(grabs Byron by the arm and pulls out a carving knife

Watch out for the clavicle. Perhaps you'd prefer the chin, the kneecap, or even the rotator cuff!

[Joseph]

Originally posted by Janice &amp; Mokey's Man
If you wanna know, then PIKK UP YOUR PHONE!!!

:mad:




But Byron we went to answer the phone yesterday and you hung up before we had a chance to answer it, so why don't you just tell us about the code now.

[Fozzie Bear]

I go away for a few weeks and BAM! I'm lost.

Where am I anyhow?

FOZ

[Jackie]

Originally posted by Fozzie Bear
I go away for a few weeks and BAM! I'm lost.

Where am I anyhow?

FOZ

I've been here and I'm just as lost. I think we're somewhere on earth...maybe.

[Sunshineboz]

Hi,
Wha, wha, what's going on?
signed,
Amateur status ;)

[Crazy Harry]

Originally posted by Sunshineboz
Hi,
Wha, wha, what's going on?
signed,
Amateur status ;)
There are some questions that can never be answered no mater what your status is.

[Sunshineboz]

Agreed...Alright then, I'll just stick to making "Buttered toast!"

*Slaps down the bread and pulls out a knife :D *
Moo hoo hoo hoo hoo haa haa ha ha ha!!!

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

Dude, your avatar is so awesome!!

Really!

It is!

:D

[Jackie]

Originally posted by Janice &amp; Mokey's Man
Dude, your avatar is so awesome!!

Really!

It is!

:D

Yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup....

[Joseph]

Originally posted by Sunshineboz
Agreed...Alright then, I'll just stick to making "Buttered toast!"

*Slaps down the bread and pulls out a knife :D *
Moo hoo hoo hoo hoo haa haa ha ha ha!!!


That is one cool avatar.

[Sunshineboz]

HEY HEY! Thanks so much! I love "The Martians", I often think I am one.
And with that...
yip yip yip yip , nope nope nope nope, yip yip yip!!!:D

[Jackie]

Originally posted by Sunshineboz
HEY HEY! Thanks so much! I love "The Martians", I often think I am one.
And with that...
yip yip yip yip , nope nope nope nope, yip yip yip!!!:D

Book, book, book, yip yip yip yip....lamp....oooooh, yipyipyipyip...

[Sunshineboz]

Raadio! Raadio! yip yip yip yip yip!

lol!

[Fozzie Bear]

yip yip yip

teeelllllephone!
telephone!

yip yip yip
brrRRRIIINNNGGG!
brrRRRIIINNNGGG!

yip yip yip yip yip
uh huh uh huh huh
yip yip yip yip yip

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

Originally posted by Jakkie
Yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup....

:eek:

OMG!!!

Jakkie, it's "YIp!"

And you kall yourself a fan...

:mad:

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

Originally posted by Jakkie
Book, book, book, yip yip yip yip....lamp....oooooh, yipyipyipyip...

:eek:

Jaks, nevermind, for I see you have learned the error of your ways...

*Grover voice*


("Oh, I am so embarrassed...")

:o

[Jackie]

Originally posted by Janice &amp; Mokey's Man


:eek:

Jaks, nevermind, for I see you have learned the error of your ways...

*Grover voice*


("Oh, I am so embarrassed...")

:o

nopenopenopenopenopenopenopenope

[Sunshineboz]

Originally posted by Fozzie Bear
yip yip yip

teeelllllephone!
telephone!

yip yip yip
brrRRRIIINNNGGG!
brrRRRIIINNNGGG!

yip yip yip yip yip
uh huh uh huh huh
yip yip yip yip yip

Fozzie, with your avatar, I can actually see you saying it. I laughed my head off!!

[Jackie]

Haaaaaaa!

[Fozzie Bear]

Sunshine...HAA!

Hope you found your head and put it back on straight. Glad you had fun with it, cause I actually DID say it as I wrote it!! LOL!

The phone martian skit is my fave one of theirs.

FOZ

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

YOU STILL HAVEN'T RESPONDED TO THE BENGAL TIGER POST YET IN THE OTHER THREAD!

ARRRRRRGH!!

LOL!!

[Jackie]

Originally posted by Janice &amp; Mokey's Man
YOU STILL HAVEN'T RESPONDED TO THE BENGAL TIGER POST YET IN THE OTHER THREAD!

ARRRRRRGH!!

LOL!!

What do you want me to say about it? :)

[Sunshineboz]

Originally posted by Jackie


What do you want me to say about it? :)

Regarding a Tiger...
Say Theyyyyyyyyyy're GREAT!!

Yes, I know I make no sense :)

[SFPepe]

Originally posted by Sunshineboz


Regarding a Tiger...
Say Theyyyyyyyyyy're GREAT!!

Yes, I know I make no sense :)


That's cause you ate to many muffins :p :p :p

[Sunshineboz]

Originally posted by SFPepe



That's cause you ate to many muffins :p :p :p

No, that's cause I'm muffins for brains! LOL