The most attrocious horrific Muppet item ever!

[beaker]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3110065982&category=2627

Behold. Forget those arguments about which Nanco likeness looks worse...this is it...hands down the most stomach churning, grotesque and disturbing piece of official Muppet merchandise ever.
*shivers*

[Luke]

*shudders* I wouldn't like to wake up next to her in the morning ........... thank goodness i have my She-Ra plush for that kinda thing ! :eek:

[beaker]

Originally posted by Luke
*shudders* I wouldn't like to wake up next to her in the morning ........... thank goodness i have my She-Ra plush for that kinda thing ! :eek:

Hey, I thought you had your Britney Spears cut out for that? ;)

But yeah...*hide for cover* Forget Danny's "Wirst Muppet Toy Ever" threads on TP...this is it, hands down!

[Crazy Harry]

I think I'm going to puke.

[Wozza Fraggle]

You have to find a good likeness of this Miss Piggy.
It could be the first Piggy Merchandise in doll form.

This one is made from Foam and comes in the White gown and pearls, Blue gown and hat with a feather or Karate Suit.

to get this mint in box is rare.

I have also seen it a few times molded from vinyl, It is better that way because it cant deteriorate and crumble, which has happened to that Piggy's nose !

The Swedish Chef to this set is a Fantastic Likeness, so are the Waldorf, Statler and Fozzie foam hand Puppets.



See ya

[Luke]

Yeah it's that kind of foam inner with the hard coated plastic outer - it kinda crumbles and gets all crusty over time !

Cory - you'd be proud of me, i'm having a mini eighties night tonight. 80's music, 80's WWF on the video - it was spontaneous or i'd actually have invited people and had 80's food !

[beaker]

Originally posted by *Warrick*
to get this mint in box is rare.

Maybe if it comes with a bag on its head;) Sorry Warrick, I just HAD to post that link ya gave me. think of it this way, at least ya know noones gonna try to outbid ya for that thing;)

Any merch based on Season One Piggy isnt gonna be that pleasant on the eyes...but this auction, eeep! Then again Im mostly a fan of the latest Muppet merchandise, save for the fisher Price figures.

Originally posted by Luke
Yeah it's that kind of foam inner with the hard coated plastic outer - it kinda crumbles and gets all crusty over time !

Cory - you'd be proud of me, i'm having a mini eighties night tonight. 80's music, 80's WWF on the video - it was spontaneous or i'd actually have invited people and had 80's food !

80's entropy in full rad effect! Im proud of ya Lukster!

mmmm...80's food...cheese burgers, Funions, and Twizzlers! LOL

[Wozza Fraggle]

Are you implying that i dont already have it ?!

Come on now, We are talking me me - LOL!


And i love Season One, its great !

see ya

[beaker]

Originally posted by *Warrick*

And i love Season One, its great !


I'm more a fan of season zero, 1974(Sex and Violence, Valentines, etc) ^_^

[Crazy Harry]

Originally posted by beaker
I'm more a fan of season zero
I think Cory just created the next phrase for us to run into the ground.

Season 0

[beaker]

Originally posted by Crazy Harry
I think Cory just created the next phrase for us to run into the ground.

Season 0

Hey, it's all about Season 0 man!(Valentines, Sex and Violence)
and Season 0.5(2001 live Muppet Show event)
Those are my three fave Muppet Show episodes! ^_^

[Zack the Dog]

So the pigs nose crumbled huh? that's discusting! I thought a dog bit the puppet out of ugly-ness....then making it more ugly...

Zack)Rowlf the, will have nightmare's tonight of this ugly pig flying around my bedroom....I wish i had a celling fan...Dog.

[electricmayhem]

I literally recoiled from my computer screen when that picture came up:(

[frogboy4]

Looks like she has a flesh-eating disease!
:eek:

[hdofu]

:eek: The manufacturer and creator of that better pray Miss Piggy never finds them.

[trekkie1701E]

Oh God ... NO! NO!
**** ... Where are my pills?

[Muppet Pro]

Now That's Scary.

Boy, I wish Miss Piggy Would Never See This.

Because She would complain to the company who made that and give then a karate chop they will NEVER FORGET!!!!
(also well known as....................) "HHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[camilla]

How horrible. urggh, Then agin I've noticed alot of merchandise on ebay I would not buy at all.
Camilla

[Muppet Pro]

Like I've seen That there was Large Elmo Plushes (Made By Hasbo ?) That Were Messed Up buy the company (Eyes too small or to big) and were prizes for a arcade I went to A long time ago.

Makes You want to Say "What THE HECK IS THIS !"

[Drtooth]

Well... I have to say that a large portion of Piggy's Ugly is that the toy is REALLY old and rapidly deteriorating. Though it still is an eye sore.

But you gotta admit, these too are pretty ugly

www.muppetcentral.com/collectibles/muppetpics/doll_fpbean.jpg

[Thog]

She looks like the Hippo from Meet the Feebles.

[Muppet Pro]

I think this looks like a cross of Miss Piggy, a horror movie, Igor & a bad hair day.

WHAT DID YOU SAY ? I'll Get you for that. HHHIIIIIIIIIIIYAAAAAA!
- Miss Piggy

[beaker]

I have to say, while that Piggy is the most abhorrent detestable shriek in horror Muppet item ever(someone should email this auctioner and ask em if they are on crack for selling this garbage)
...those German mini plushes at mcdonalds, wow. I mean how do you go from the cool UK mc'd plushes to these abominations?

And then those Fraggle bendies...oh gosh, the horror, the horror!(As Marlon Brando said in Apocalypse Now)

The *real* cryptic thing is these are approved by JHC(I would think) AND...even moreso people willa ctually buy this stuff!

[Thog]

I would buy that Piggy over this Fozzie. Ugly as sin!!!! (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3110735921&category=19233)

[frogboy4]

He looks like he's had some bad candy. :eek:

[beaker]

Forget ebay trying to crack down on all those Lord of the Rings TTT dvd auctions(yes folks, apparently 10 months out early, the LOTR 2 dvd is out)....ebay should be cracking down on all these horrendous ugly Muppet stuff auctions!

[electricmayhem]

Hahaha...wow....no words really to describe those. Well...maybe the screams from the children who receive them.

How much are the LOTR:TTT dvds selling for?

[Drtooth]

Maaaaaaan.... what Fozzie got in that box, I WOULDN'T WANT!!!

And that.. oy... and then the Disney Kermit bean bag with the buldgey eyes.....

You'd get to thinkin' that these are some illegal Taiwanese Muppet Ripoffs....

[beaker]

Originally posted by Drtooth
You'd get to thinkin' that these are some illegal Taiwanese Muppet Ripoffs....

Oh totally. These will definately stand as some of the most astonishingly bad Muppet merch ever. Btw Dr. Tooth, you always got the most cryptic acid trip Muppet avatars! hehe

[sudnam]

Okay, no. This (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3113768510&category=19232) is the most horrific Muppet item I've ever seen.

Gah...

[electricmayhem]

Oh my....
*starts to cry*

[Fozzie Bear]

I'm sure when she was brand new she looked good.


Well, I mean, I'm at least HALF sure!!!

[Drtooth]

Are you totally sure that's Miss Piggy? It looks ABSOLUTELY nothing like her. It looks like a Taiwanese counterfiet of a bootleg.

And in case anyone wants to know, ugly Fozzie whent for 7 bucks.... e-gad!

[Manda:-D]

What the heck was THAT????!!!! I'm gonna have nightmare-ish visions REALLY BAD-looking Fozzies & Piggys tonight, I'm sure.......I mean, that didn't even LOOK like Miss Piggy!!!!!! (I'm gonna gag, now.....)

[CherryPizza]

Originally posted by frogboy4
Looks like she has a flesh-eating disease!
:eek:

Why is it that the more I read this thread, the more I wonder if it was a co-incidence that I found it directly under the one about Michael Jackson? :)