Battle of the Muppet Quotes!

[Super Scooter]

All right! My brother and I did this one time, and I've done it a few times quouting Spaceballs. This is how it goes:

Someone starts off with the first line to a Muppet sequence (preferably movies since not all of us have seen the show). The next post has to be of the next line of the sequence, and so on and so forth until the sequence is finished.

Oh, and you have to say who said it. Kind of like our signatures.

It can be fun if you're not confused by my post.

I'll start.

"Are they here yet? Are they here yet? Did I miss it? Am I late?"

[Super Scooter]

Ooops! Forgot the Muppet!:D

"Are they here yet? Are they here yet? Did I miss it? Am I late?"
- Ernie

[Beauregard]

They could be here any minute.
------Newsman

Oh boy me can hardly wait.
----- Cookie

[Super Scooter]

"Yeah!" - Ernie

"Isn't this exciting?" - Crazy Harry

(actually, the "They could be here any minute" line was said by Bert. The Muppet Newsman said a later line. It's coming soon!):D

[Beauregard]

It's the weding of the year.
-Newsman

Well, can't we start without them?
-Sam the Eagle

[Super Scooter]

"No, you can't until they're here!"
- Muppet Newsman

"They're finally getting ma-a-aried now!"
- Penguins

[Beauregard]

NO way I am not singing.

so we'll start somewhere else.

Hi, I'm Jill, you know Gil and Bill.
--Jill

[Super Scooter]

"Would you step into our office?"
-Gil(?)

(I'm not too certain if this is what was said next or not.)

[Beauregard]

Actually this is rather difficulte.

Try this,

Help, help, this is a serious cry for help.
-Bernie (Muppet Movie)

[Super Scooter]

"Someone, help! Oooh! You! You with the banjo! Can you help me? I have lost my sense of direction."
- Bernie, The Agent

[Manda:-D]

"Have you tried Hari Krishna?"
-Kermit
(Somethin' like that...)

[Beauregard]

That's real funny but I really am lost here.
-Bernie

(1 + 2 + 0 = 120 - 1 = 119 - 2 = 117 = 0 = 1117 = 0000 = 0, yes I can press submit now!!!)

[Manda:-D]

So, have YOU tried Hari Krishna?
(There's a running gag in TMM that whenever anyone says they're lost/need directions another character asks if they've tried Hari Krishna!)

[Super Scooter]

"Uh, just a second... Darn, I missed. You know, that's the first thing to go on a frog. His tongue. The tongue goes and you can't catch flies."
- Kermit The Frog

[Fozzie Bear]

"Oh, sorry about the tongue..."

[Super Scooter]

"But, I'm in a hurry! I've got to catch a plane!"
- Bernie

Scoot

[Beauregard]

With that tounge? No way.
-Kerm

(Hey Scooter, from now on every time I see the 120 I'll thank God no one can spam us!!!!!!!)

[Gonzo14]

That's Funny, but seriously i'm a Talent Agent I flew in from Hollywood (not sure if that's what he said)
-Bernie the Agent

[Beauregard]

Hollywood? Did you say Hollywood?
-Kerm

[Super Scooter]

"Read my lips; "Hollywood!" You know! Holly-wood! The magic factory! The dream store! Hey, haven't you ever been to the movies?"
- Bernie

(Gonzo14, it's okay if you don't get it exactly perfect. I was a little too picky about that at the beginning of the game, but, you can't expect to remember it line for line! (or can you?) Beau, why won't you sing? I bet you'd do a great Miss Piggy!:D Hey, next time you watch The Muppet Movie, imagine Frank Oz when you get to Miss Piggy's song. That's hilarious!)

[Beauregard]

Sure theres a double feature in town every Saterday night.
-Kerm

(Can, won't.)

[Super Scooter]

"Wait a minute. Wait a minute! There's an ad in here that you would be very interested in! ... Feast your eyes on that!"
- Bernie

(Oh, come on! You know you want to! Tell you what. If I sing, will you? Wait! We're only typing!)

[Beauregard]

World Wide Pictures' Lord Grade's open orditions for Frogs wishing to become rich and famous?
-Kerm

(No way)

[Super Scooter]

*Bernie smacks paper*

"Er, thanks anyway, but I'm pretty happy where I am."
- Kermit

(Come on! Just belt it out! Like this! Theeeeeeeeeeeee Hills are aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive with the sound of muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuussssiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicccccc c!!!!!! With songs they have suuuuuuuuuuuung for a thousand yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa arrrrrrrrrrrrsssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D )

[Manda:-D]

Uuuuuuummmm......Shouldn't we just stick to the quote war?

[Super Scooter]

Aw! We're just having fun! And I have to pick on him sometime! Okay, we'll get back to the quoute war.

"Oh, if i were you I'd give this offer very careful consideration! you got talent kid. Singing, dancing, telling jokes. I mean, you get your tongue fixed, who knows! You could make millions of people happy!"
- Bernie

(just one line, Beau? I did it! Come on!)

[Beauregard]

Millions of people happy?
-Kerm

(Ok then, THEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYIIIIIII, *burst into tears* I can't do it.)

[sarah_yzma]

Originally posted by Beauregard


(Ok then, THEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYIIIIIII, *burst into tears* I can't do it.)


(what song is that???? just curious....) hehe

Sarah

[Beauregard]

Millions of people happy
-Bernie

(I was trying to sing The Hills Are Alive. *Between Sobs*)

[Super Scooter]

"Look, if you ever come west to Hollywood, look me up. Bernie. The agent."
- Bernie.

(Hey, Beau. What does putting someone on your buddy list do?)

[Gonzo14]

Well Bernie the Agent meet Arnie the Alligator
-Kermit

[Super Scooter]

"Doooowhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! Ah! Stay! Stay! Back!"
- Bernie

"Arnie. Arnie, it's okay! Leave him alone! Arnie, he's from Hollywood!"
- Kermit

(either that, or it was YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!:D )

(Well, Beau, at least you tried.)

[Super Scooter]

"Hmph. Well, uh, I'd miss this old swamp, but, millions of people happy."
- Kermit

And with that, we start a new scene!

"How could you miss a story like that???"
- Mr. Tarkanian

"Waaaaaah!"
- Kermit, Fozzie, and Gonzo

"Practically bit you on the seat of the pants! There's just no excuse!"
- Mr. Tarkanian

[Beauregard]

Wahha
G, K, F.

Thump *hit's desk*
- Mr. Tarkanian

[Super Scooter]

"I guess this isn't a good time to ask for a raise."
- Fozzie

"A raise? A raise? Oh, ho ho! I'll give you a raise!"
- Mr. Tarkanian

(see Beauregard's post:D )

[Beauregard]

Can we leave the one there, sorry but I have no idea what comes next.

How about:

They don't look like presbiterians to me.
-Fozzie Bear

[Super Scooter]

I don't have any clue what came after that. Well, I know, I just can't remember. Sorry!

It's your fault! You wouldn't sing!:D

Here's one:

"And now, it's time for... Pigs in Spaaaaaaaaaaaaace!!!!!! When last we left the spaceship Swinetrek, it was plummeting towards earth at an alarming rate!"
- Announcer

"Oh, Dr. Strangepork, why are we plummeting towards earth at an alarming rate?"
- Link Hogthrob


Er, do you know which skit I'm talking about?

[Beauregard]

Now I havn't got a clue what you are talking about.

Sorry, I have only seen two episodes.

Try this:

This is so discusting, uh, half eaten sandwiches, cakes
-C3P0 (Pig's in Sapce)

Be quiet 3P0. You don't hear R2D2 complaining.
-Luke

Beap, Beap, Whine.
-R2D2

[Super Scooter]

"Yes, I did. He just said this place is like a pig sty."
- C3PO

(enter Link)

"Hey! I'm Captain Link Hogthrob. and this is my spaceship!"
- Link

"Well, that explains everything."
- C3PO