Muppet Survivor Round 5

[Phillip Chapman]

We now begin round five of Muppet Survivor. You can vote for the next seven days. Choose your character then post your case below.

Bear got the boot in round 4. Kermit was kicked off in round 3. Flange Doozer was booted off in round 2 and Hoggle was kicked off Muppet Island in round 1.

You'll be able to vote through next Thursday December 19th. Once the above poll expires, we'll begin round six.

[Luke]

I say Snuffy should go - he's got an annoying voice and there'd be more room on the island if he left.

Also i heard a rumour he imported a large supply of illegal catnip onto the island and has been sniffing it day and night - he goes on one of these catnip benders and nobody can get any work out of him for at least 24 hours. Of course i wouldn't want this unfounded rumor to influence your voting but if i was you i'd vote him off before the papers get the story ! :rolleyes:

Catnip addiction - it aint pretty kids !

[kansasteen14]

I voted Pepe that shrimps gotta go and I heard he was eating the beach animals including shrimp, he's a cannibal:eek:

[Thijs]

Hey! Leave that King Prawn alone!
I vote off Animal because he is overrated!
He is not THAT funny

[Fozzie Bear]

I'm gone for a while and miss out on a LOT of this game, huh?

I voted off Oscar because I don't see what good he'd be since he argues all the time and won't help.

FOZ

[Agentflash]

I want that prawn out of this game right now!

[Rizzo]

Pepe must go!

[Billy's Girl]

Oscar got my vote this time!!!!!

[Boober_Baby]

Pepe once again gets a vote and shove from me! I want that shrimp off the island! Or, at least have someone cook him up in a delightful garlic butter scampee. Yum!

^_^ Debo

[Thijs]

So Pepe is going to be voted off because he is the only one who can be eaten?????

Well, I will have a Snuffy sandwich next round!!!!!!

[Foreignman]

I voted for Junior Gorg... It's more of a spacial issue than anything else.

[Beauregard]

I was going to vote of JG because of space, then I realised that while Pepe was out rowing in his boat round the island it was a perfect time to push over the boat. He now has the most votes.

Resons:

1} he is anoying, ok

2} he has way to much screen time

3} he is my sisters favorite

4} he is anoying, ok

5} he has way to much screen time

6} he is my sisters favorite

7} he is anoying, ok

8} he has way to much screen time

9} he is my sisters favorite

So those are my top 10 resons.

[frogboy4]

Hey, lay off the prawn. LOL! He brings some humor and fun to the island. I don't think he should necessarily win, but we should keep him around for a little while. :(

[Luke]

......... and lets not forget Snuffy's addiction to highly potent catnip. Obviously the people of Muppet Central took pity on him through these tough times. Of course Snuffy tells the guys at Sesame Street that he buys it for his cat but have you ever seen Snuffy with a cat ?

[Beauregard]

Oh!!!


Listen and I'll tell you somthing. Did you see what Pepe did to me the other day?

He tortured me.

Didn't you see at the begining of Die Another Day too. He was standing there saying OK. OK. OK. OK. OK. OK. OK. OK. OK. Over and over as torture!!!

[The Flying Sheep]

I vote Gorg. The guy is just SO annoying with his fraggle obetion

[Beauregard]

Pepe is still being voted out the most here.

I don't know if Luke want's to take on the side of the defence, but I am calling for Pepe to be taken to court for the misuse of the word OK. Is anyone with me?

[Luke]

Originally posted by Beauregard
I don't know if Luke want's to take on the side of the defence, but I am calling for Pepe to be taken to court for the misuse of the word OK. Is anyone with me?

I'll defend Pepe as long as i get to prosecute Kermit for overuse of bad Pig jokes. He's already been voted off the island so i'll be making my case for chemical castration !

[Beauregard]

I would like to call up my witneses.

Rizzo.

Do you think that Pepe says OK to many times?

*wispers*

Don't foget the cheese I promesed you if you say yes.

[Luke]

*Cross Examines Rizzo*

Luke :- So you are Rizzo The Rat ?

Rizzo :- Um Yeah

Luke :- Are you sure ? Is your voice not the same as Bean Bunny and the Turkey from 'Muppet Family Christmas' ?

Rizzo :- Um Yeah - I guess it is !

Luke :- Your honour, it is clear the witness suffers from multiple personalities and his opinion on whether my client, Mr King Prawn says 'Ok' too much is not valid.

Rizzo :- Look, i'm just a Muppet Rat ok ?

Luke :- 'Ok' ? 'Ok' ? I put it to you, Mr Rat that through contact with my client it is you that have led him into his heavy use of the 'Ok' catchphrase.

Rizzo :- No way, i don't even HAVE a catchphrase - they just tell me to stand next to Gonzo and make wisecracks.

Luke :- But if we turn to THIS clip of 'Muppets From Space' *points to video* it will be clear to the jury that you enticed my client into posing falsely as an alien voice from outer space and making Gonzo build a Jacuzzi !

*gasps of 'A Jacuzzi ?????' and many frowns from the Jury*

Rizzo :- *breaks down* Oh my little brown rodent butt is gonna go to jail for this !

Luke :- No more questions your honour, next witness !

[The Flying Sheep]

I want ot defend KErmit, RIzzo and Pepe!

[Fozzie Bear]

Chef, yer a little late on the Kermit and Rizzo...maybe for Pepe.

LONG LIVE PEE PEE!! Poor prawn...

[Beauregard]

Our next witness is Fozzie.

Did you or did you not hear Pepe, saying OK. One hundred times last night in his sleep?

Fozzie: I lost count sorry.

[Fozzie Bear]

Sorry, but I don't sleep near Pepe. I have my own room. After all, I AM a classic character!!

[Beauregard]

GONZO. Calling GONZO

[Luke]

The defence has no questions for Mr F Bear because they are afraid he might start telling bad jokes.

*Gonzo steps into the witness box*

[Fozzie Bear]

HEY!! :( They're not bad jokes. Just not very good jokes.

:(

A teacher, a preacher, and a lawyer die and end up outside the pearly gates, in the conversation the question arises: "What do you hope they say at your funeral?"

The teacher says, "I hope they say I helped the future with the way I educated my pupils, and that they all have a hunger for more knowledge and love to learn."

The preacher says, "I hope they say that my example has led everyone to come to Christ and live good lives and be happy in the Lord so we can all be together just beyond those gates."

The laywer says, "I hope they say, 'Look! He's movin'!"

HAA! I love that joke. It isn't mine, but I like it!!
Wocka Wocka!!

[pezbalubah]

Pepe... he can be funny, but he is only out for himself... and he's not deserving of being in the main group as of yet, Rowlf and Scooter deserve to be back in the main group more.

[Luke]

LOL Foz - ok, the defence retracts it's previous statement and just hoped Mr Bear wouldn't moon the jury ! Is that better ? ;-)

*Calls guards to usher Mr Pezbalubah out of the public gallery - it's all lies ok ?* :D

[Fozzie Bear]

*back to jury, looking at Atty. Luke*

Moon everyone? Wait, what's this on the floor?

*Bends over to pick up a quarter*

Look I'm rich and not wearing any pants! Although I have on a nifty bow tie!

[Beauregard]

Lookis Like I won my case. HA