Muppet College Dorms: Sorry, We're Closed

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *looks around* Where are we?
Gonzo: I... I think we're... at the Dorms?
Ryan: But... we're on the front lawn!
Clifford: *stides over* Just checked--the front doors have been locked. We're stuck here on the lawn.
Ryan: ...How'd we get off the roof?
Gonzo: I think we jumped.
Ryan: That would explain why your legs are broken.

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: <stares forlornly up at roof> ...I knew I should've learned the fiddle.
Rowlf: Fiddle?
Lisa: Fiddler on the Roof. The fiddler can keep his balance... <looks at ground> I apparently fell.
Chef: Shmur gum SHUUR de bungshky MURNER!
Rowlf: <double-take> Wha?
Lisa: Nothing. Nothing. He didn't say ANYTHING about murder. <Looks at Chef> Stop reading my homework.
Robin: ...Well... At least I didn't get buried under a pile of rope this time! ...<Edges away from giant pulley> Yet, anyway.

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: Heh. You fell off the roof too, huh? At least I'm not alone.
Clifford: Man, get off your high horse.
Ryan: *shrug* I already got off the high roof, isn't that enough?

[D'Snowth]

Alright, one less clique to worry about!

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: <double-take> Horsie? <looks around> Horsie?
Rowlf: No, no, it was a figure of--
Lisa: Horsie? <wanders front lawn> Horsie?
Rowlf: ...Maybe she hit her head on the way down.

[theprawncracker]

Sam: *shifty eyes* I do not understand this at all. *watches Lisa* I didn't see a horse.
Ryan: What? It was the mane attraction!
Sam: *groans* Uch... disgusting.

[Leyla]

<large unearthly rumbling sounds rumble, because that's what rumbles do, through the lawn>

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: Hoooorsiiieee...
Robin: <eyes the pulley suspiciously> <steps away from it> <eyes Lisa suspiciously> ...<steps away from her, too>
Lisa: Horsie? HORSIE?
Chef: ...Gar, de shmur... sheepinde DEED de wanna horsie de be de be de be...
Robin: ...Who's Debbie?
Lisa: HORSIE? Horsie? Horsie? Horsie...

[theprawncracker]

Clifford: Debbie? Did you say Debbie? Erm... gotta go! *runs off nervously*
Gonzo: *searches around with a magnifying glass for horse* *feels the rumble* *rides it excitedly*

[Leyla]

<rumbling sounds intensify> <frightened worms ...worm their way to the safety of the air, only to be eaten by birds>

[TogetherAgain]

Robin: <watches birds> Hey, look! A robin! ...<looks down at self> <looks at robin> ...Two Robins.

[theprawncracker]

Camilla: *eats worms too* Bracawk! *struts over to other birds* *communicates secretly*

[Leyla]

<still more rumbly rumblings> <Winnie the Pooh wanders by looking hungry> <so do legions of cats>

[theprawncracker]

Clifford: *lowers shades* Pooh? ...That joke stinks.

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: Horsie? Horrrsie... <blink> ...Winnie? ...<blink> <starts dancing and singing> Winnie the Pooh! Winnie the Pooh! Chubby LITTLE CUBBY all stuffed-with-fluff-ees! Winnie the Pooh! Winnie the Pooh! Silly little willy old bear!

[theprawncracker]

Gonzo: *taps Lisa on the shoulder* Did you feel the rumbling too? Was it your stomach? Sheesh. Eat somethin', will ya?

[Leyla]

<fantasmagorical rumblings> <Winnie stares at Lisa for some time, until he is escorted off by a very small animal and a very crabby rabbit> <Bean scratches his head> <Dogs rampage through the neighbourhood chasing cats chasing birds filled with worms running from the rumbles that lived in the house that Jack built. Wait...

Um... rumbling.>

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: <grabs Gonzo and starts dancing> I'M just, a little, black rain... CLOUD! HOVERING under, the honey tree! Oh I'M just, a little, black rain... CLOUD! PAY no attention! To little me! Oh EVERYONE knows that a rain... CLOUD! NEVER eats honey! No, not a nip! I'm just floating... AROUND! OVER... the ground! Wondering WHERE I will drip!

[D'Snowth]

Make up your froggin' minds, are the dorms closed or not? :grouchy:

[Leyla]

No! And Yes! Bwahahahah!

[theprawncracker]

Make up your froggin' minds, are the dorms closed or not? :grouchy:
*points up* What Layla said.

[WhiteRabbit]

*pokes her head in* ...

O_o

o_O

*throws a brick at Snowth* =P

[TogetherAgain]

(I have THREE minds. You expect me to make ALL of them up? I've tried. It may result in several side effects, including but not limited to headaches, shortness of breath, dizzyness, sleepwalking, sudden death, dehydration, dichromatism, dyslexia, and making sense. But why make sense when it's more profitable to make dollars? If you experience any of these side effects, contact your doctor immediately...)

[theprawncracker]

*GASP* Ailie! How could you! That was rude! Apologize!

...You threw Amy the Dancing Brick!

[WhiteRabbit]

'Cause she called me faaaaat! ;_;

[theprawncracker]

'Cause she called me faaaaat! ;_;
WHAT? ! ? Let me at 'er! (Someone hold me back!)

[Leyla]

<rumblings rumble and rumble and rumble! and RUMBLE and Rum...stop>

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *holding Ry back* =)

[AnimatedC9000]

*arriving on the scene* Guys... could ya keep it down? I got school tomorow, the two people I'm currently staying with are gone, and I have no idea how to get back to the hotel I'm staying at from here. ... by the way, do androids have credit cards? O_o

[TogetherAgain]

Rowlf/Dr. Bob: Just a second. M'phone's ringin'. <pulls rotary dial phone out of nowhere and picks it up> Hello? ...What? Making sense? Oh... Could be serious. Yeah, better hurry up and make some dollars instead. Or Pesos, Euros, Shekels, dubloons...
Lisa: RUM? <scurries around the lawn> Rum? Rum? Where's the rum? Is the rum GONE? WHY is the rum ALWAYS gone?

[theprawncracker]

*blinks at Zoot* *gulps* Erm... go on now... get... play the saxophone... sleep... something... *ahem*

*to Cait* *whacks her over the head with a mallet* Sleep tight! Bahahaha!

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: O_O *clings*

*arguing with Amy the dancing brick* Oh, no you di'int! Just bring it! MHM! *trips*

[theprawncracker]

*shakes Zoot violently* Ailie, calm down! It's just a brick! She has no emotions!
Gonzo: Hmph! Shows what you know!

[WhiteRabbit]

*shoving Amy* What! What! That's righ'! Ya'll be silent like dat! >_>

Zoot: X_X *lets go and puts a muzzle on Ailie*

[theprawncracker]

...Thank you Zoot.

[WhiteRabbit]

Mmph...mmm mmph mmm...MMPH!

Zoot: ...whatever.

[theprawncracker]

*high fives Zoot* Way to go man!

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: <puts hand on head> I need a hat.
Chef: <puts his hat on Lisa's head>
Lisa: ...I'm afraid that's not QUITE what I had in mind there, mate. <returns hat to Chef's head>

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: ... *steals Ryan's hand*

*crashes into a wall*

[theprawncracker]

*stares down at arm* *screams* HE TOOK MY HAND AND RAN OFF WITH IT!
Gonzo: *wide eyes* That is SO COOL!

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: <leans against Prawnie> You really do take "lending a hand" a bit seriously, don't you, matey?

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: I'll give it back if you give me Link. =P

*pokes Gonzo* O_O

[Leyla]

<abruptly two ping pong ball eyes swimminng in a pool of rather dirty green felt appear from a newly opened tunnel in the ground, followed immediately by the head, torso, legs and flippers of Kermit the Robot Frog.. He peers around cheerfully, spots a worm looking relieved the rumblings have disrumbled, and promptly eats it.>

RK: Mmm... tastes just like mom scrounges.
<He crawls out into the open and turns back to help a bedraggled young woman out of the hole>
Leyla: I am not your mother, young robot frog! How many times have I told you to-
RK: So you see my point, toots?
Leyla: ... I'm glad you like the worms. Now, let's get everyone else out... Jimmy? Is that you? Wow, you're a mess. Here, let us help you-
<Hilda, seamstress extrodinaire, clambers out, looking offended>
Leyla: Oops... uh... that colour looks great on you, Hilda dear. Uh... heh. sorry.
RK: Time to look into those contacts, eh sweetheart?
Leyla: Hey, I brought you into this world, Kermit, and I can take you out again.
RK: Actually, I'm pretty sure you didn't. And I just took YOU out of the world, but if you'd like to go back in...
Leyla: <quickly>. I'll be good! <softly> Lousy, sassy, ungrateful rob- <catches him looking at her> uh... Robert...Parker, who was in grade 6 with me... yes.
<from inside the hole>
Jimmy: Kin someone git me outta this thing? Dem women folks is maighty fierce back there. Ah! Ah think somethin's got ma leg!

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *blinks at Lisa* *blinks at Zoot* Lisa, are you... *ahem* Never mind. Zoot, I don't KNOW where Link is!
Gonzo: Here's a hint: "Liiiiiiiiiiiink's iiiiiiiiiiiin Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace!" Hahahaha!
Ryan: ...Can I just have my hand please?

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *hoarding it* Meh. Can I have Sam, then?

*nudges Gonzo, trying to get him to take her muzzle off*

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: Yes, a hand really isn't any good without an arm. Not that you should take that, either. Believe me, I comandeered an arm once in exchange for admission to some nook in cyberspace, and I STILL haven't the FAINTEST clue where to put. Ended up shipping it off to England.

[theprawncracker]

Sam: *eyes widen* ...Ryan, you wouldn't, would you? ! ?
Ryan: ...*looks from stub to Sam* ...But... this is my croquet hand!
Gonzo: *head tilt at Ailie* What's that girl? Jimmy's stuck in a hole? Ohmigosh! *runs off herocially*

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: <examining Prawnie's arms> No no no. That's your CHESS hand. Entirely useless. The OTHER one is your croquet hand.

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: ... *waits*

-_- *lies facedown on the floor*

[Leyla]

<Leyla is tugging on Jimmy's outstretched hand>
Leyla: I told you not to drink all those milkshakes!
Jimmy: But they were on sale!
Leyla: HEAVE! Oh! Gonzo! Yes, he's... stuck in the hole. Could ya help pull?

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *blink* *looks at stub* Oh. You're right. Never mind then Zoot. No deal.
Sam: *heavy sigh of relief*
Ryan: However... if you can convince me I don't need Sam...
Sam: *eyes shoot open again* But you do need me! I am... the one who keeps your sanity!
Ryan: ...Then how did I lose it?
Sam: ...I plead the sixth.
Ryan: Fifth.
Sam: You had FIVE sanities I needed to keep track of?

`~~~~
Gonzo: *pulls* *pulls out a root* Umm...

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Pleeeease? O_O

*banging her head into the floor*

[TogetherAgain]

Rowlf: <still on the phone> Sure, Francs'll do. Or Pounds. But don't make too many of those, they're hard to lose...

[Leyla]

<Leyla and Robot Kermit and Hilda stare at Gonzo>
Leyla: You think we should tell him the hole is over here?
Hilda: No... just... let him pull.

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: Zoot... hold on. I think Ailie's trying to tell us something.
Clifford: Huh. That's gotta hurt.
Ryan: No, no! She's telling us there's something stuck in the ground! Who, girl, who is it?
Clifford: I think it's Jimmy! Man, we've gotta hurry!
*both run off to the hole*
Gonzo: Hey guys, not THAT one! Over here! I think I'm making progress! *pulls out a treasure chest* *shrugs* *tosses it behind him*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *watching them leave* ... *kidnaps Sam* <33

... -_-

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: <Darts after treasure chest> <opens it> <makes a funny face> <closes it> ...I don't know what that is. ...But it is not treasure. And it is not the thump-thump. ...Does this "Jimmy" chap happen to have any rum? <wanders after Clifford and Prawnie>

[theprawncracker]

Sam: *tries to scream* *suffocated* *muffles*
Ryan: Ailie, don't just sit there! Come help us dig! We're making headway!
Gonzo: Speaking of which... *holds up T-Rex skull*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *cuddles him*

*follows them, stiffly* >_> *falls in the hole*

[Leyla]

Leyla, Hilda, and Robot Kermit are again very quiet>

Robot Kermit: There sure are a lot of holes around here.
Hilda: Yes, but not a lot of directional sense.
Leyla: Shh! *She'll* hear you! Hold tight, Jimmy! They'll eventually find the right hole!
Jimmy: Ah'm holdin' on as tight as ah kin!

Leyla, Hilda, and RK: .....

Hilda: So... you have been holding... tight... this whole time?
Jimmy: Yeah! A course! Ah been holding on since I got in the hole. The hole time.

Leyla, Hilda, and RK: .....

RK: You know, we could just... leave him there.

[D'Snowth]

BUNNY is a part of this clique now? !

No wonder she's been ignoring me quite a bit as of late...

[WhiteRabbit]

Pfft...what's a clique? =P

And me hasn't been ignoring you...just...me and Dr. Teeth...we've been--

Zoot: Shhh!

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: <double-take> WHY MAKE SENSE WHEN IT'S MORE PROFITABLE TO MAKE DOLLARS?
Rowlf/Dr. Bob: Keep it down, Lisa, I'm on the phone! <ahem> Yeah, I'd try to avoid the Zlotys... No, I don't know how it's spelled... Stick to the Euro if y'go foreign, though...

[Leyla]

<Leyla and Hilda are having tea. RK is talking into Jimmy's hole.>
Leyla: Oh, dear, someone else is in a hole.
Hilda: That'll happen. More sugar?
Leyla: Please. Why ARE there so many holes around here anyway?
Hilda: Are you joking? With the people who live here? The question is why is anything NOT a hole.
Leyla: ....hmm... now there's a philosophical question for you.

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: ...I think I'm going to bed.
Gonzo: *looks around* Where's Camilla?
Camilla: *appears at the top of a hill and raises a tree branch high* BRA-CAAAAAWK! *swings branch forward*
*a legion of birds sweep over the hill and descend upon the Dorms rescuing Sam and pulling Jimmy out of the hole* *the birds pick up Ryan, Lisa, Cait, Ailie, Layla, and their roommates and place them gently on the roof*
Ryan: *looks around* Huh. I didn't know I could do that too. *cheesy wink* G'night everybody!

[Leyla]

Leyla: Alright, Kermit! We've gotta get him out of the hole, now!
RK: No, no! Wait just one more minute!
Jimmy: Uh... and mah chicken album, by Beauregard, and mah chicken album by Camilla, and mah chicken album, by-
Hilda: Are you making him PAY to get him out of there?
RK: Technically, it's barter. Yeah, I have that one. What else ya got?
Leyla: <starts to get mad, thinks, starts again> Kermit... you remember who's behind Jimmy in that hole?
RK: Sure, Wanda and...uh oh.
Leyla: Uh huh.
RK: She's not gonna let me smooch her for a week.
Leyla: <smiling> If she lets you stay in one piece.
RK: <heroically> Jimmy, we're getting you out of that hole! HEAVE!

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: ...Robin, was it my imagination, or were you just carried by a robin?
Robin: ...<Sigh>...
Rowlf: Lisa, YOU were carried by some sort of large, intimidating bird of prey.
Lisa: ...Your point?
Rowlf: Well, if Robin was carried by a robin...
Lisa: ...Hush, you. <sigh> <stretches out and stares up at the sky> Roof, sweet roof...
Rowlf: Woof.
Lisa: That too.

[Leyla]

Leyla, RK, Hilda and newly rescued Jimmy, Wanda and a pristine Robot Piggy stare at the birds.

Leyla: Huh... well, that was easy.
RK: Don't know my own strength.
Robot PIggy: Nice view.
Hilda: What, with all the holes?
Robot Piggy: Wasn't looking at that view...

[The Count]

Hmmm... He must've taken Prawny's hand in marriage. No, not Prawny, just his hand. *Takes franks and beans for camp-style cookout for the people on the roof.

[wwfpooh]

..Winnie?...<starts dancing and singing> Winnie the Pooh! Winnie the Pooh! Chubby LITTLE CUBBY all stuffed-with-fluff-ees! Winnie the Pooh! Winnie the Pooh! Silly little willy old bear!Joey: Someone mention me (or rather, my username-sake)?

[WhiteRabbit]

*throws a grenade made of yogurt into the thread* *runs away*

[The Count]

*Bats grenade away with tennis racket from the balcony.
:sleep: 15-Love!

[WhiteRabbit]

*throws sunshine and unicorns at Ed* BURN! ! =P

[The Count]

Mmm... Orange juice glazed unicorn burgers. *To roof: Hey Chef, fire up the grill!
*Starts making drinks with unicorn blood. Bottoms up and here's to eternal darkness.

[WhiteRabbit]

*rolls her eyes* They weren't for you to eat. =P

*makes the unicorns huggle and poison him with their vomit inducing sweetness*

[The Count]

Then you shouldna have thrown 'em. *Keeps slicing off horns and hooves, prepping the meat for tonight's cookout. Hmm, too sweet... Might have to add some black pepper and extra helpings of garlic.

[WhiteRabbit]

Unicorn: I wub you. O_O *immune to all of Ed's power*

[The Count]

... Quiet you. *Uses its own horn to continue slicing. *Seasons the cuts passing them to the Chef for barbecue cooking duties. Now then, for the potato salad...

[WhiteRabbit]

Unicorn: I SAID, I WUB YOU! NOW BOW BEFORE ME! *kicks the Chef away and wreaks havoc*

[The Count]

*Strikes rogue unicorn down with dark lightningbolts. *Sniff. Spoiled meat. *Disposes of the carcass by means of feeding it to the necrotic beetles in one of the holes dug last night.

[WhiteRabbit]

Unicorn: *the carcass reincarnates into an even more indestructable form, hard to believe it's even possible* Give up, minion.

[wwfpooh]

No chance in you-know-where! We never give up!

[WhiteRabbit]

Unicorn: Mind yo own biz. =P

[AnimatedC9000]

O_O I'm kind of against senseless violence and the harming of innocent animals.

Marvin: O_o

... I only harm when nessecary. *examines her long (and real, I might add) fingernails*

[WhiteRabbit]

O_O *blinks* WO-MAN! WO-MAN! *chases after Cait*

[wwfpooh]

Unicorn: Mind yo own biz. =P

*rolls eyes into back of his head* So sayeth the one who has mystical animals speak for 'em.

[WhiteRabbit]

*tiptoes into the thread* O_o

[Winslow Leach]

*tiptoes into the thread* O_o

Lefty tiptoes behind, a giant clown hammer raised over his head...

[WhiteRabbit]

*lifts up her fist like Helga and socks Lefty in the nose without turning around* >_>

[wwfpooh]

*lifts up her fist like Helga and socks Lefty in the nose without turning around* >_>*Lefty falls in a crumpled heap, as Pooh phases into the thread* Dude, what happened? You get sucker-punched or something? XD

[tutter_fan]

Does anyone have a dozer or a fraggle with a master degree in architecture that I could use? I need some creative ideas for a dorm room just in case I'm accepted. I haven't applied yet, but I'll eventually do it!

[wwfpooh]

You could ask to have the Doozer Architect for your roomie, you know.

[tutter_fan]

Yeah! I should consider that!

[tutter_fan]

BTW, I kinda felt like Peter Griffin there for a second!

[wwfpooh]

Yeah! I should consider that!It's a good idea, IMO.

[Beakerfan]

*wanders in, hair a mess and clothing looking a little shabby*

AHA! BILLY BONES! ITS ME! BIIIIND PEW! COME OUT! I know you're in there!

*crashes into Prawnie* Aha! What have we here? A pretty little girl!

Erm.... wait. *looks at self* *looks around* Darn. Sleepwalking again. Oh well, lets get this party started!

PS Snowth, instead of complaining, why don't you just break down and join?

[BEAR]

Ernie: Hey, yeah, Snowth. You should join!
Bert: How did we get here?
Ernie: Surfing.
Bert: Surfing? Where's your surf board? Where's the ocean?
Ernie: Not that kind of surfing, Bert. Surfing the net!
Bert: (sigh) I'm going back to Sesame Street. Call me when the Dorms have reopened.
Ernie: Khekhkekhe!

[wwfpooh]

Uncle Matt: Behold! I have discovered a place where silly creatures gather. Sounds intriguing...

Me: If you say so. It's not that enlightening.

Uncle Matt: You dare to question my know-how?

Me: Yes, because I am a human--or as you put it, a silly creature--and know more about this part of the world than you do.

[WhiteRabbit]

*throws an oreo filled grenade into the thread*

[tutter_fan]

*WHAM! A Safe falls down from the sky out of no-where*

[wwfpooh]

*in Eddie impression*...Toons (and MC'ers).

[Skeeter Muppet]

Meanwhile, back at the ranch- er, Kim's house...

Boober: Any word from Ed on the dorms, yet?
Kim: Good grief, the mail isn't even here yet, Boober. (pause) Wait a sec. I know why I'm up this early, but why are you?
Boober: I'm getting a jump-start on laundry. We don't want to go back to the dorms with dirty clothes!
Kim: ...fine, whatever keeps you happy.

-Kim

[Beakerfan]

Sweetums: *sitting on the floor, peeling potatoes. Beside him is a large pile of peeled potatoes*

Bean: Gee, what's all this for?

Sweetums: I just have a feeling we're gonna need it.....

Bean: *grabs a potatoe and begins to peel it*

Animal: *putting the potatoes in a very large pot* MASH! MASH!

Alex: Ooh, we're watching M*A*S*H*? Yay! Hold on a sec! *runs and grabs a picture of Major Winchester* Okay, ready!

Animal: NOT M*A*S*H*! *holds up a potatoe* MASH!

[wwfpooh]

Uncle Matt: Silly Creatures certainly have odd little ways of entertaining themselves.

Me: You can say that again, but don't really need to.

Gobo: Have some respect for my Uncle Matt, please.

Me: Sorry Gobo. It's just that he can get so stubborn. Then again, who doesn't?

[Winslow Leach]

Lefty (sniffs; looks up at Alex's room) P-p-p-p-p-p...

Tony: What?

Lefty: P-p-p-p-p...

Tony: o_O

Lefty: Potato...potato...potato pan...pan...pan...

Newsie: Oh no...

Lefty: POTATO PANCAKES! POTATO PANCAKES! POTATO PAN--

Mr. Turtle whacks Lefty upside the head with a frying pan.

[wwfpooh]

Me: Are your friends always like this?

Gobo: My friends? I thought they were yours!

Uncle Mat: They're certainly an odd little bunch.

Me & Gobo: Agreed.

[Beakerfan]

Sweetums: *staring at a clock*

Bean: *staring at Sweetums*

Animal: *standing in the pot of potatoes, mashing them with his feet as if they were grapes*

Alex: Annnny day now.....

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *climbs onto Sweetum's back* O_o Nya?

[The Count]

Hi... All we're waiting for is Bryan (BEAR) to respond to the message sent him. Once we have his reply then the dorms will reopen.
Thanks for your patience and have a good day.

[redBoobergurl]

Ed, you hit 20,000 posts! WOW! Congrats, just had to throw that out there. :)

[wwfpooh]

Now, Ed has twenty thousand and one posts. Ah ah ah! *thunderclap* Anyway, congrats Ed.

[BEAR]

Huh? You're waiting on me? Oops! I'll get on it write away...or right aweigh...or anchors aweigh! Bon voyage!

(Wow...I've been around Lisa and Prawnie too much)

[wwfpooh]

Bon voyage!Bon Voyage, Charlie Brown Bear. XD

[redBoobergurl]

Huh? You're waiting on me? Oops! I'll get on it write away...or right aweigh...or anchors aweigh! Bon voyage!

(Wow...I've been around Lisa and Prawnie too much)

Yeah, come on Bryan, what's up with that huh? Huh? Always waiting on you, geeze....

I'm kidding of course. It's good to see you!:)

[wwfpooh]

*waits patiently for Bryan to return*

[AnimatedC9000]

*playing cards with her roomates and anyone else who wants to join*

[wwfpooh]

Gobo: Do you have any three's?

Me: Go fish.

Uncle Matt: Please what are these fish and how do they function in this game?

[Muppet Newsgirl]

(somewhere across town)

Storyteller: (singing) But I dillied, and I dallied...
Scooter: (midway through changing guitar chords) Hold that thought - the reporter's back.
Beige: Hey, lady, where've you been?
Erin: Cut me some slack, man, I had a headache for part of the day.
Nora: Ugh...so what's in the bag?
Erin: The War Within. Bob Woodward's latest epic about the fools on the Hill. So what're you guys up to?
Scooter: Since we're getting ready to move...
Beige: Hopefully...
Storyteller: We're singing "Don't Dilly Dally on the Way."
Nora: Yeah, have a seat, we're almost up to the chorus.

All: (singing) My old man...said follow the van, but don't dilly dally on the way...

[wwfpooh]

Me: Shall we get going?

Uncle Matt: Ingenius idea! I'm glad I thought of it.

Me: But I thought that--

Gobo: It's best not to question my Uncle Matt.

Me: Nevermind then.

Uncle Matt: Care to give us a cord on that gituar, nephew Gobo?

Gobo: Sure, Uncle Matt.

*"Come Follow Me" (http://www.gosdin.net/rebound/fraggle/come%20and%20follow%20me.mp3) starts the three off on their journey towards the soon-to-be-open dorms*

[WhiteRabbit]

*playing cards with her roomates and anyone else who wants to join*

Ailie: *eating her cards* =P *sets Zoot's on fire*

Zoot: O_O *squeaks*

[Beakerfan]

Animal: *eating Zoots flaming cards*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: O_o Thanks, Animal...

>_> *throws a brick at Animal* Meh.

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: ... I fold. *puts his cards down*

I don't understand the game, anyway. *takes the pile of cards and throws them into the air* Let's play Pick-Up!

[Beakerfan]

Animal: Ouch.... *bites Ailie*

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: Aw, no he di'int! =P

Ailie: *cries* ;_; You're just jealous 'cause I'm the better drummer.

Dr. Teeth: Aw, no she di'int! O_O

[Beakerfan]

Animal: *glares at Ailie*

Alex: *drags Animal away* Heh, down boy. Them's fightin words, Ailie. You better watch yourself. Down! Down Animal! Good boy....

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: Ha! Ailie-1, Animal-Zip! =P OWNED! I WIN! *dances around and then slams into a wall* X_X

Dr. Teeth: ...epic fail... -_-

[wwfpooh]

*is now at the dorms, with Gobo & Matt tuckered out from the walking and singing*

I wish they'd open soon...

[Erine81981]

*walking up the Muppet Univierty* Hey WW! *both do a weird handshake* How are you? *sees Gobo and Matt* Hey fraggle guys. *waves* You all look tired. Well don't worry. They'll be open soon. *yells to my dormies* Come on guys.

Homer Honker: Honk honk honk....honkhonk!

Herry: I really do need to learn how to speak honker.

Frazzle: Wopwefa sdfasjfja sl;djfjsfs fdjkfj;la sdkf!

*gets out translator* I understand Frazzle. (whisper to Herry) He's a little on the grumpy side today.

Herry: Why's that?

He's been trying to (whispers in ear) almost every day now.

Herry: *eye brows raise up* Oh my gosh! I'll have to teach him.

Good to know. *thumps up*

Wolfgang Seal: *flops over to me* Arf arf arf arrrrrrrfgh!

*throws him a fish* There you go. Enjoy. I really do hope that Uncle Wally is greatful that i took Wolfgang in. I just hope he doesn't try to do anything stupid. Can't wait for them to let us in.

[wwfpooh]

*yawns* Yeah, I guess we're all tuckered out from the wait. But such are The Facts of Life (http://www.ilovewavs.com/TV/Prime/TV%20Theme%20-%20Facts%20Of%20Life.wav).

As for me personally--aside from a real life (unrelated to the Dorms) dreadful cold--I am fine. Matt and Gobo, on the other hand seem a little worse for wear, considering the trek back to the Dorms ended up being the scenic route through bogs, woods, bustling towns, and everything else in between. But once the Dorms re-open and we head to our rooms, we should be back in top form! ^_^

As well, Sprocket shall be joining our little troupe eventually, because he still feels as though he has some adventures left in him yet. But don't worry, I told Jerome that if he gets lonely (despite Ned being around), I'll send Sprocket home for visits. XD

[Beakerfan]

Alex: *fiercely writing in her journal, squeezing her Elvis plush in one hand*

Animal: *watching her nervously* *looks up at clock* *scratches his head and lookes around warily*

Sweetums: *checking everyone's suitcases*

Bean: *nowhere to be found*

[wwfpooh]

*eats a late brunch with Gobo & Uncle Matt*

[Winslow Leach]

Lefty: 'Ey Tommy...so when is we gonna move back inna...inna...dat...place...wit our beds...an' stuff...

Tony: The dorms?

Lefty: Yeah, dat place.

Tony: Patience, my little seasick-faced friend.

Newsie: I for one will be happy to go back. I'm surprised I'm admitting this...but I actually miss the weirdness...

Lefty: Who ya callin' weird, banana nose?

Newsie: No one, I was making--

Lefty reaches into his pocket, and throws a sloth at Newsie.

Newsie: AUUUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHHH!

Lefty: Heh heh...

Crazy Harry lights a stick of dynamite and throws it.

KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Crazy Harry: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Mr. Turtle: I had so hoped the children would have matured by this time...silly me...:/

[wwfpooh]

*settles down for the night*

[Erine81981]

*sets up a tent* There we go. Everyone got their tents up?

Homer Honker: Honk! *thumbs up*

Good.

Herry: Me and Frazzle will share one.

Alrighty. Well that leaves Wolfgang but he'll stay with me in my tent. Let's zip up our tents and head out to eat. What sounds good?

Frazzle: Wahjerj keajdflk ajdlfj sdalkfjl askdflkldlf?

I don't know? *gets cellphone out* I'll call and see.

[wwfpooh]

Me: Mind if we come along?
Uncle Matt: It could be an intriguing experience.
Gobo: I agree.

[Erine81981]

Sure thing WW. Oh by the way. What's your real name. I hate calling people by their nickname (or username).

[wwfpooh]

Think the only Friends (http://www.ilovewavs.com/TV/Prime/TV%20Theme%20-%20Frasier%2002.wav) star to have his own TV show...It's Joey, FYI.

*feels even sicker now that he's watched--between Al Snow (http://themes.xylot.net/themes/wwe/ent/alsnow_2.mp3) & Big Boss Man (http://themes.xylot.net/themes/wwe/ent/bigbossman_4.mp3)--what happened on SD! (9/2/99) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv7yD2UeSsE)*

I'll probably just take in something light. I don't feel too well...

[Muppet Newsgirl]

(On some flat rooftop with a good view both of the night sky and the train station down in Nelson Square, Scooter sits tuning his guitar, while the others are inside doing other things.)

(A train whistle sounds in the station as a few shooting stars go by above.)

Scooter: I feel a song coming on...

(finishes tuning and starts to play)

Scooter: (singing)
When your good nights have been said,
And you are lying in bed,
With the covers pulled up tight...
And though you count every sheep,
You get the feeling that sleep
Is going to stay away tonight...

That is when you hear it coming,
That is when you hear the humming,
Of the...Starlight Express, Starlight Express,
Are you real...yes or no?
Starlight Express, answer me yes,
I don't want you to go.

Want you to take me away,
But bring me back before day-
Light, and in the time between,
Take me to everywhere,
But don't abandon me there,
Just want to say I've been...

I believe in you completely,
Though I may be dreaming sweetly,
Of the Starlight Express, Starlight Express,
Are you real...yes or no?
Starlight Express, answer me yes,
I don't want you to go.

(quick instrumental, as another whistle sounds)

And if you're there, and if you know,
Please tell me which way I should go...
Starlight Express, Starlight Express,
Are you real, yes or no?
Starlight Express, please answer me yes,
I don't want you to go...

Starlight Express, Starlight Express,
Are you real...are you near?
Starlight Express, answer me yes,
I need you...to be here.

(Scooter finishes with a brush of guitar chords.)

Beige: (in a room down below) Now do "One Rock 'n' Roll Too Many."

[redBoobergurl]

*Beth and Wanda the Cat pull up in Beth's car*
Beth: Still closed. Hmm, want to get a hotel room?
Wanda:*sarcastically* Where? The Happiness Hotel?
Beth: Good point, never mind.

[wwfpooh]

*he joins Kyle & the little troupe goes out to eat, only to come back afterwards and settle in for the night*

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: <lying on Dorm roof, staring up at the sky>
Chef: <barbecueing something> <...please don't ask what>
Robin: <curled up on a pillow, either sleeping or faking it>
Rowlf: <Sigh> Has anyone else noticed that we're still on the ROOF, not in the BUILDING?
Lisa: ...<shrug> Yeah. Nice fresh air.
Rowlf: ...Anyone else wonder why the dorms aren't open?
Lisa: ...Should we?
Rowlf: ...<shrug> Nice fresh air up here.
Lisa: Yyyyyyyup.

[wwfpooh]

*is settled in, with Matt & Gobo already asleep*

*pulls out a copy of The Wizard of Oz and silently watches it, only to also be engrossed in the novel, Wicked at the same time, thus further muddling the OZ franchise into a big confusing mess*

[Beakerfan]

Alex: *curled up in a sleeping bag, resting against Sweetums and listening to Black Sabbath and Iron Maiden on her iPod*

Animal: *on top of a sleeping bag next to Alex's, scribbling in one of Bean's coloring books*

Sweetums: *snuggling Bean and keeping the others warm*

[wwfpooh]

*finally get into a comfortable position to await the coming of morning, whilst listening to a compilation of songs from his honey-loving username-sake (http://www.ilovewavs.com/TV/Cartoons/WinnieThePooh/Winnie%20the%20Pooh%20Song%20-%20MovieTheme.wav)*

[Winslow Leach]

Lefty entertains himself by juggling six oranges...

Tony: Hey Leftorium! I didn't know you could juggle.

Lefty: I can juggle?

Immediately the oranges fall, one by one, onto Lefty's head.

[wwfpooh]

*awakens and has breakfast*

[Winslow Leach]

Lefty produces a boombox he picked up when it "fell off a truck." He presses play, and a rap beat begins.

Lefty (rapping)

Yo yo yo...Lefty's in da house! Word!

So I'm walkin' along, mindin' my own business,
When dis chickie comes up, goes "kin I get a witness?
Ya see, some crum-bum stole my poyse,
But hang around, chum, my story gets woyse,
He stole my car, my groceries too,
Now what's a poor chickie like me to do?"

Like me to do, like me to do...

"You confuse me," says I, "wit someone who cares,
Yer face is like a monkey, youse got clam broth in yer hair,
Get out," says I, "before I slap youse wit a fish,
Poor fishie, I know, dat was so not his wish!"

Dat was so not his wish, dat was so not his wish,
Da poor little fishie, dat was so not his wish!

"Unbelievably rude," cried da monkey-faced hag,
As she kicked me in da shin, whacked my head wit a rag,
"I shall report you to the police, my ugly rude friend,"
I said, "get in line, da list, it doesn't end!"

Da list, da list, da list it doesn't end,
I gots so many offenses, yo, da list it doesn't end!

Monkey face gave up an' walked away,
But before she did, I hoyd her say,
"I hope I never see such a crum-bum again,"
"Ditto," says I, "ditto, my friend!"

Ditto, ditto, dittttttttooooo....

Word ta yer raisin bran!

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!

Tony: ...okay, he really needs a girlfriend!

Newsie: Don't look at me when you say that!

Tony: I wasn't...I mean I didn't...aw heck...want some gum?

Newsie: Sure!

Tony: 'Kay. Go down to the 7-11 and pick up a pack or two. And while you're there, get me a coffee. Black, no sugar.

Newsie: o_O

[wwfpooh]

You got to love the weirdness this Muppet family has.

Gobo: You sure? It's a little scary.

Uncle Matt: Right. Even a great explorer such as myself can be frightened by such oddities.

Guys, it's perfectly fine. They won't bite...much.

[Erine81981]

*sits under a tree outside of the Muppet Univerity* This is the life. Nothing to do. Nothing to watch and nothing to do.

Herry: You already said that. This isn't no life! It's boring out here. We need to liven up things around here.
That sounds like a wonderful idea Herry. Why not a musical dance party.

Herry: Right here in the front steps of the dorms?

Yeah! All we need is our insterments.

Herry: I'll go get them out of the storege shead.

Good. I'll let everyone know.

[Winslow Leach]

Lefty circles around and around, on an invisible unicycle.

Lefty: Hoo hoo! I'm so insane, I don't even realize this is impossible! Whhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Newsie: I'd say Lefty is stir crazy, but he can't be...we're out in the open!

Tony: It's best not to wonder...

Newsie: But--

Tony: Newsie, no. No. Don't waste valuable brain cells.

Lefty: Whhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[Erine81981]

And to think that I thought Gonzo is weird. *nods head*

[wwfpooh]

Matt: This is certainly strange.

Gobo: I agree whole-heartedly, Uncle Matt.

Can't argue there.

[Erine81981]

*wakes up and yawns* Oh man. *rubs eyes, looks around* Oh no! I forgot about our sing-along. Oh i hope Herry isn't mad at me. Wonder where he is?

The camrea pans over to the storage shed where we see Herry asleep on an old mattress.

Herry: *yawns* *talks in his sleep* Oh boy. This is going to be fun. *lips smack together*

[tutter_fan]

OK Guys! I've figured out who my room mate is going to be if I get in the dorms!

[wwfpooh]

Cool.

Gobo: This is great. Another new person to meet!

Uncle Matt: It certainly would be an explorer-worthy adventure!

[tutter_fan]

*Bip Bippadotta appears out of thin air, and starts to sing*

Give me lots of AIR, soft beautiful AIR, Lots for you & me to share (AIR!)

*Snickering from tutter_fan because he couldn't resist doing it*

[wwfpooh]

Gobo: What is it?

You got me there.

Matt: Oh, what an unusual...phenomenon.

You shouldn't have said that!

Gobo: Why?

Matt: Yes dear boy, why?

*Bip starts singing "Manha Manha" (http://www.ilovewavs.com/TV/ChilShow/Muppets/Muppets%20-%20Mahna%20Mahna.wav) like his TMS counterpart*

That's why.

Gobo & Matt: Oh.

[tutter_fan]

*Tutter_fan is still snickering after what he posted*

Don Music: Tutter_fan, why are you still snickering like that?

me: I don't know. Maybe because Bip Bippadotta is a fun muppet, and he makes me laugh!

Don Music: Oh, I see!

[Erine81981]

Me and Herry see each other

Herry: Sorry Kyle.

Sorry Herry.

Both: I must have fallen asleep.

Herry: You did?

Yep and you did too?

Herry: Yea.

Good to know we both aren't mad at each other.

Herry: Me too. How about now?

Both hug each other

Now what?

Herry: Our little sing along.

Sure! I'll come and help you so we both won't fall asleep.

Herry: Sounds good.

[wwfpooh]

Well, seeing as the Fraggles like music, and obviously, Don Music & Bip like music, I wonder if a compilation of musical scores could work?

Matt: That's a noble idea, my boy, for after all, music is the top Fraggle art form!

Gobo: Right. So let's say we get this thing started, eh?

*compilations from the Fraggle Rock (http://www.ilovewavs.com/TV/ChilShow/Fraggle%20Rock%20-%20Theme2.wav) music archive (like Come and Follow Me (http://www.gosdin.net/rebound/fraggle/come%20and%20follow%20me.mp3), You Can't Do That Without a Hat (http://www.gosdin.net/rebound/fraggle/can't%20do%20that%20without%20a%20hat.mp3), Raise Your Voices High (http://www.gosdin.net/rebound/fraggle/raise%20your%20voices%20high.mp3), We Are the Children of Tomorrow (http://www.gosdin.net/rebound/fraggle/we%20are%20the%20children%20of%20tomorrow.mp3), et al), from Bip's background, and from Don Music's stack of composed work start playing*

[Winslow Leach]

Lefty, wearing Mr. Turtle's horn-rimmed glasses, paces back and forth. He is clad in a tweed jacket and wears an ascot. He reads from "Green Eggs and Ham," and speaks as if he's reciting Shakespeare.

Lefty

I do not like green eggs and ham,
I do not like them, Sam I am,
I do not like them in a box,
I do not like them with a fox,
I do not like them in a chair,
I do not like them anywhere!
I do not like green eggs and ham,
I do not like them, Sam I am!

Newsie repeatedly bangs his head against a wall.

[wwfpooh]

*the three start winding down for the night*

[Erine81981]

*walks out of the storage shed rubbing my eyes* What? It's night time! Herry!

Herry: *wakes up and steps outside* It's already night time? Man we really need to get to bed early tonight so we can be able to stay up to do our little sing along. Oh boy.

Homer Honker: Honk honk honk honk, honk!

Yep your right Homer. You can help us from falling asleep next time. Wonder if we can find a place that has a tv.

Herry: I don't know. I'm heading off to sleep. *falls right over on the old mattress*

Good night then. Come on Homer. Let's head off!

Homer Honker: Honk! *points off into the distence*

[wwfpooh]

*plops in front of his magically workable TV, despite the fact that said TV has no real cords or plugs*

Got to love technology! Especially the magical kind!

*flips through the channels*

Now, I wonder what's on?

Gobo: I would like to see the Travel Channel. Perhaps Uncle Matt could describe places that he's been to us!

Nice idea Gobo, but I doubt Matt's actually gone very far into the human world.

Matt: You doubt my explorer skill?

No. I am merely stating that--as brave as you make yourself out to be--you've stayed relatively close to the entrances that lead back to Fraggle Rock.

Matt: And you would know all this...How?

Everybody--but yourselves, the other Fraggles, the Gorgs, the Doozers, Doc & Sprocket, and even the all-knowing Trash Heap called Majorie and her shells, Philo & Gunge--knows it. The exploits of all within and outside the Rock were televised for the world to see!

Gobo: You mean...?

Yep. You all were on your own TV series without your knowledge!

*puts Fraggle Rock (http://www.gosdin.net/rebound/fraggle/dance%20your%20cares%20away%20(theme).mp3) DVDs into the DVD/VCR player adorning the TV's top*

Matt: Just great...

The show was great. It connected people around the world! Heck, it connected some of the people that are here right now!

[Erine81981]

Hey WW, Gobo and Uncle Matt! *sees the magical TV with the Fraggles on* Whoa! I love this show. Glad to know that Gobo and Matt were aware of the televised thier world. What? They weren't? Sorry guys. Didn't know you didn't know about this.

Herry: I never knew anything about fraggles till i started living with Kyle here. We had Red over for a few days and boy is she hyper.

You can say that again. Wonder if Grover will be rooming with anyone?

Frazzle: Grover dpltg rfere fafjasdf lakerpa'd gopaekr kljasdg.

You did? Thanks Frazzle. Good work. Can't wait to see it.

Herry: You need to help me understand him.

Just use this. It's a monster translator. It picks out monster gibberish.

Herry: Oh i see. Who made it?

Dr. Bunsan Honeydew. I'm just glad it works. It's been drooled on and even dropped in water.

Herry: You could say that again.

Yep.

[Winslow Leach]

Newsie, huddled, shaking...

Newsie: So...cold...so very very cold...

Tony: Not you too...

Newsie: Huh? Oh. You think this is because of the dorms? No...no...I'm just...erm...so cold...so very very cold...heh heh...

Tony: O-kay...I mean, I don't want you turning into that guy!

Tony points to Lefty.

Lefty is dressed as a clown: white face, big red nose, baggy outfit, oversized slap shoes, frizzy, multi-colored wig. He's trying to make balloon animals, but every one pops, freaking him out...

Lefty: An' dis will be a bunny! (twists balloon; POP!) AAAARRRGGHHH! (blows up another balloon, starts to twist) I tink dis'll be a gee-raffe! (twists balloon; POP!) MUWAARRRGGHHHH! Dis...will be a li'l piggy...(blows up balloon, twist, POP!) AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

Tony shakes his head sadly.

Newsie: Trust me, Tommy, I'm playing with a full deck!

Tony: Aight.

Pause.

Newsie: Hey Tommy?

Tony: Yeah.

Newsie: Did you ever want to be a flea?

Tony: What.

Newsie: You know, a flea? Then you could ride on the backs of cats and dogs...get a flea's eye view of life, as it were...yeah...that would be the life! And everyone would refer to me as Mr. Flea, because I would demand respect!

Tony slowly backs away from Newsie, frightened.

He falls over Crazy Harry, who is squatting on the ground, preparing to let off some fireworks.

Crazy Harry: Hey, watchit!

Tony: Sorry, Harry...you know...you're actually the most sane one out of my roomies...can I hang with you?

Crazy Harry: Sure! But the name's not Harry. It's Gibbon-Rex-Napoleon-Firecracker-Maven-Orange Julius Junkie McGoo.

Tony runs away.

[wwfpooh]

Hey WW, Gobo and Uncle Matt! *sees the magical TV with the Fraggles on* Whoa! I love this show. Glad to know that Gobo and Matt were aware of the televised thier world. What? They weren't? Sorry guys. Didn't know you didn't know about this.

Don't worry, they're taking it like any true Fraggle would...

Matt: Help! Help! My reputation's been ruined!

Gobo: Each and every mistake I've made in life; shown on some magic box!

Case in point. *eye roll*

I never knew anything about fraggles till i started living with Kyle here. We had Red over for a few days and boy is she hyper.

You can say that again.

Indeed. Red's one of the most energetic and playful Fraggles known throughout the world.

Matt: Especially since she--somewhat--helped me to discover the Travelling Matt room that leads to numerous entrances into this outside world!

Gobo: Hey! What about me, eh?

Gee Gobo, when you put you and Red together by comparison, both of you are Fraggles and both of you love music & having fun--among other things...*snickers to self*--but Red's more exhuberant and more willingly to face the great unknown!

Gobo: Then how come she never goes with Matt and me on our explorations?

Matt: I--as great as I am--am often confused by this myself.

That's one question that you'll have to ask Red yourself, Gobo. I wouldn't have the foggiest idea as to why Red--as adventurous as she is--doesn't go with you two on your travels.

[WhiteRabbit]

Newsie, huddled, shaking...

Newsie: So...cold...so very very cold...

Tony: Not you too...

Newsie: Huh? Oh. You think this is because of the dorms? No...no...I'm just...erm...so cold...so very very cold...heh heh...

Tony: O-kay...I mean, I don't want you turning into that guy!

Tony points to Lefty.

Lefty is dressed as a clown: white face, big red nose, baggy outfit, oversized slap shoes, frizzy, multi-colored wig. He's trying to make balloon animals, but every one pops, freaking him out...

Lefty: An' dis will be a bunny! (twists balloon; POP!) AAAARRRGGHHH! (blows up another balloon, starts to twist) I tink dis'll be a gee-raffe! (twists balloon; POP!) MUWAARRRGGHHHH! Dis...will be a li'l piggy...(blows up balloon, twist, POP!) AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

Tony shakes his head sadly.

Newsie: Trust me, Tommy, I'm playing with a full deck!

Tony: Aight.

Pause.

Newsie: Hey Tommy?

Tony: Yeah.

Newsie: Did you ever want to be a flea?

Tony: What.

Newsie: You know, a flea? Then you could ride on the backs of cats and dogs...get a flea's eye view of life, as it were...yeah...that would be the life! And everyone would refer to me as Mr. Flea, because I would demand respect!

Tony slowly backs away from Newsie, frightened.

He falls over Crazy Harry, who is squatting on the ground, preparing to let off some fireworks.

Crazy Harry: Hey, watchit!

Tony: Sorry, Harry...you know...you're actually the most sane one out of my roomies...can I hang with you?

Crazy Harry: Sure! But the name's not Harry. It's Gibbon-Rex-Napoleon-Firecracker-Maven-Orange Julius Junkie McGoo.

Tony runs away.

Ailie: *on a bit of a fantasy-geek-LOTR binge for the moment--that's right...* O_O *turns Zoot into Gollum and Dr. Teeth into Smaug...*

Both: *start attacking Lefty*

[wwfpooh]

Awww, come on! He's your friend! Admittedly in clown garb, but he's still your friend!

[WhiteRabbit]

*halfheartedly trying to stop "Smaug" from breathing fire onto Pooh*

Zoot/"Gollum": ...Lefty's notses our friend...=P

[Winslow Leach]

Ailie: *on a bit of a fantasy-geek-LOTR binge for the moment--that's right...* O_O *turns Zoot into Gollum and Dr. Teeth into Smaug...*

Both: *start attacking Lefty*

Lefty: Waaaaauuugghhh! I don' have no ring! I don' have no ring! Get yer hand outta dere! Dere's notin' in...aaaaaahhh!

[wwfpooh]

*halfheartedly trying to stop "Smaug" from breathing fire onto Pooh*Watch it, Elton John...You don't want to start something you can't finish.

Zoot/"Gollum": ...Lefty's notses our friend...=P[/COLOR]I wonder why not? Did something happen between you guys?

[WhiteRabbit]

Watch it, Elton John...You don't want to start something you can't finish.

Elton John? O_o Ummmmmmm...riiiiiight.

I wonder why not? Did something happen between you guys?

Zoot: ...he stole our precioussss...

[Winslow Leach]

Lefty: You...youse tink I'm friends wit dese crum-bums? Feh! Dere only good fer one ting...givin' me money so I could sell 'em stuff dat I wouldn't sell...I mean...high-quality stuff! Riiiiiiiiight! Speaking of which...anybody wanna balloon amnimal? (POP!) MUHAHAHAHRRRGHHHHH!

[wwfpooh]

Elton John? O_o Ummmmmmm...riiiiiight.Okay, maybe I overshot. XD

But he was inspired by those singers of Elton's time period, you know. ^_^


Zoot: ...he stole our precioussss...Precious...What? Perhaps if you talk with him, he'd be willing to return whatever it is. :concern:

Edit: I guess not, but as I say:

Violence breeds violence, you know. :D

And you, Zoot--of all Muppets--I never had pegged as the violent type. I guess that the sayin' is true...It is often the quiet ones. :(

[WhiteRabbit]

Lefty: You...youse tink I'm friends wit dese crum-bums? Feh! Dere only good fer one ting...givin' me money so I could sell 'em stuff dat I wouldn't sell...I mean...high-quality stuff! Riiiiiiiiight! Speaking of which...anybody wanna balloon amnimal? (POP!) MUHAHAHAHRRRGHHHHH!

*blinks* O_O

*The keyboardist roasts Lefty*

*gazing at the charred salesman* ...YAY!

[wwfpooh]

*shakes head* I guess I'll never understand Muppet violence. Then again, I never did understand regular violence either! XD

[Winslow Leach]

*shakes head* I guess I'll never understand Muppet violence. Then again, I never did understand regular violence either! XD

BBQ Lefty moseys over to Pooh.

Lefty: Confidentially...some of us Muppets emjoy da violence an' da mayhem! Muppets and violence go back to da 1950s, wit our ancestors Wilkins and Wontkins. Over da years we've been shot, blown up, set on fire, stabbed...roasted. You name it, it happened to us. Butcha know what? We're Muppets. We bounce back! Riiiiiiiiight! (to Dr. Teeth) 'Ey! What kinda chef are ya? I tink my rump is a little rare...

[WhiteRabbit]

BBQ Lefty moseys over to Pooh.

Lefty: Confidentially...some of us Muppets emjoy da violence an' da mayhem! Muppets and violence go back to da 1950s, wit our ancestors Wilkins and Wontkins. Over da years we've been shot, blown up, set on fire, stabbed...roasted. You name it, it happened to us. Butcha know what? We're Muppets. We bounce back! Riiiiiiiiight! (to Dr. Teeth) 'Ey! What kinda chef are ya? I tink my rump is a little rare...

...O_O *throws a firework at Lefty*

[wwfpooh]

You name it, it happened to us. Butcha know what? We're Muppets. We bounce back! Riiiiiiiiight!Of course you do. That's what makes you Muppets who you are beyond the personalities grounded into the fabric that brought you into being. ^_^ 'Ey! What kinda chef are ya? I tink my rump is a little rare...Better than being tenderized and well done! Dohohohoho!

*Gobo and Matt watch this encounter with obvious confused expressions on their faces*

[WhiteRabbit]

... *throws a firework at Pooh* =P

[wwfpooh]

Hey, now! What did I do?

Gobo: I don't know.

Matt: Me either, boy.

It was a hypthetically rhetorical question.

Gobo & Matt: Oh.

*avoids the explosion and admonishes Ailie*

Remember, I am not a Muppet. I can't just poof back into existance if I am blown up!

And lady, if you don't watch it, I just might have to chain you up with Animal!

*points to Floyd keeping a tight hold on Animal's leash*

[WhiteRabbit]

Remember, I am not a Muppet. I can't just poof back into existance if I am blown up!

Y-you can't? O_O *gasp* I never knew that... *positively astonished*

[wwfpooh]

Y-you can't? O_O *gasp* I never knew that... *positively astonished*Well...Unlike you, I am fully human and am at risk of dying like most people are. :)

Gobo: So he's a Silly Creature?

Matt: Looks like it, Nephew Gobo.

Luckily, the explosion missed. :D

For now, anyway...:(

[Winslow Leach]

Lefty (being roasted) A little more, den I should be ready! Heh heh...owwww...heh heh....

Tony: Man...we really need the dorms open!

Newsie: That's Mr. Flea, sir! Show some respect!

o_O

[wwfpooh]

Tony: Man...we really need the dorms open!

Can't disagree there, my friend.

[WhiteRabbit]

Well, unlike you, I am fully human and am a risk to dying like most people are. ^_^...I don't see why that's something to be cheerful about but...a'ight.

Lefty (being roasted) A little more, den I should be ready! Heh heh...owwww...heh heh....

Tony: Man...we really need the dorms open!

Newsie: That's Mr. Flea, sir! Show some respect!

o_ODang straight! *snapsnap*

"Smaug": MMMHM.

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Scooter: (on phone) Right, I'll tell them. Have fun and good luck. (hangs up)
Nora: Who was it?
Scooter: It's Erin; she's going to be out of town for a few days, and she says start moving in if the dorms re-open while she's gone.
Beige: Nice...say, guys, what do you think of this big limestone security Fraggle sculpture I got for my room?
Storyteller: Positively repulsive.
Nora: Oh, you're being positive and negative at the same time, like a set of magnets.
Storyteller: Hmm, hmm...as for me, I would have gone for some nice paintings of moonflowers and...
Beige: No way; I'm allergic to moonflowers.

[wwfpooh]

...I don't see why that's something to be cheerful aboutWell, I am proud to be me, mortality and all included.

It's all about trying to live like you were dyin' (http://www3.sympatico.ca/miaochyi/Tim_McGraw_Live_like_you_were_dying.mp3), or rather simply put, living life to its fullest by taking it all one day at a time.

*awaits the Dorms' re-opening*

[Winslow Leach]

Lefty: Aaah! I tink I'm done! Okay! Who's foist? Who wants a taste of ol' Lefty? Anybody got any toot-picks? Yer gonna need 'em, I'm tellin' ya, on accounta da felt gettin' stuck in yer teeth...riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!

Tony: help...?

[wwfpooh]

Lefty, why are you wanting to be devoured? Isn't that cannibalism or something?

[WhiteRabbit]

O_o *shoves Lefty out of a window* ...oops... =P

Zoot: O_o NUUUUUUU...he has our birthday present, our preciousss!

Happy Birthday, even though April 20th's not for a while. =P *gives Zoot some of those choco-coins to make him feel better*

Zoot: Meh...thankses. *eats them and falls asleep*

[wwfpooh]

Zoot: O_o NUUUUUUU...he has our birthday present, our preciousss!But isn't friendship and having a life to live more important than material posession?

[Winslow Leach]

O_o *shoves Lefty out of a window* ...oops... =P


Lefty lands headfirst INTO the ground...only his legs can be seen.

Lefty (underground) Way ta trow da charred sneak-teef out da winnow...youse is really cool...hoitin' a defenseless innocent like yours truly! Ungh! I tink I swallowed a woim...

[WhiteRabbit]

Lefty lands headfirst INTO the ground...only his legs can be seen.

Lefty (underground) Way ta trow da charred sneak-teef out da winnow...youse is really cool...hoitin' a defenseless innocent like yours truly! Ungh! I tink I swallowed a woim...

Wow...you're a winner, Lefty. =P

*The mutated keyboardist breathes more fire onto him* >_>

[wwfpooh]

I'll never understand anything around here...Must just be me.

[Winslow Leach]

Wow...you're a winner, Lefty. =P

*The mutated keyboardist breathes more fire onto him* >_>

Lefty: Yeah, I'mma winner...or is dat wiener, on account of I've been grilled like one, heh heh! Lefty made a funny! 'Ey! Foist one ta get a piece of me gets da woim! I got an extra!

Tony digs himself a hole in the ground and jumps in.

Tony: Would you?

Crazy Harry covers Tony with dirt.

[WhiteRabbit]

Lefty: Yeah, I'mma winner...or is dat wiener, on account of I've been grilled like one, heh heh! Lefty made a funny! 'Ey! Foist one ta get a piece of me gets da woim! I got an extra!

Tony digs himself a hole in the ground and jumps in.

Tony: Would you?

Crazy Harry covers Tony with dirt.

*placing a gravestone made out of cardboard at the head of the dirt mound with the quote, "I died long before this...WHEEEEEEE!" written on it* =P

[wwfpooh]

Gobo: Is it always this strange?

I wouldn't know. This is my first encounter with these guys, just as it is yours.

Matt: Indeed. It certainly is befuddling.

Tell me about it.

[Winslow Leach]

*placing a gravestone made out of cardboard at the head of the dirt mound with the quote, "I died long before this...WHEEEEEEE!" written on it* =P

Lefty (standing on dirt mound, with a dead flower) Friends, Romain lettuce, countrymen...I come ta bury Tommy, NOT ta praise him...riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!

[WhiteRabbit]

*throws a brick at Lefty* Yawn. =P

"Smaug": We get food aftah this, righ'? O_o

[wwfpooh]

*throws a brick at Lefty* Yawn. =PPsst...Is he always like this? Or just around you guys?

[Winslow Leach]

*throws a brick at Lefty* Yawn. =P

"Smaug": We get food aftah this, righ'? O_o

Lefty: Sure do! Me!

Tony (underground) I can still hear you!

[wwfpooh]

How can Tony hear with dirt covering his ears? XD

[WhiteRabbit]

Lefty: Sure do! Me!

Tony (underground) I can still hear you!

Okies. =P *feeds Lefty to the keyboard player* Now what?

"Puff da Magic Dragon-Daddeh": ...eh, I dunno. =P

[wwfpooh]

*is a bit weirded out by seeing a character being devoured by another*

[Winslow Leach]

Okies. =P *feeds Lefty to the keyboard player* Now what?

"Puff da Magic Dragon-Daddeh": ...eh, I dunno. =P


Lefty (in Dr. Teeth's belly) :sing:Youse got me...under yer skin...:sing:

Crazy Harry repeatedly bangs a stick of dynamite against his head.

[wwfpooh]

*turns head away* I cannot believe I am seein' this.

Gobo: Shall we mosey over...ummm...that way? *points any direction away from the insane singing*

Matt: I concur, my nephew. Shall we?

We shall. *moseys away*

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth *as Ailie can't think of anymore creative nicknames for the dragon-ized keyboardist*: O_O *talking to his paunch* ...Lefteh...for all that's hip--

*pokes him* O_O

Dr. Teeth: ACK! X_X

[wwfpooh]

Poor Dr. Teeth. He should remember to chew his food...*snickers*

[Winslow Leach]

Dr. Teeth *as Ailie can't think of anymore creative nicknames for the dragon-ized keyboardist*: O_O *talking to his paunch* ...Lefteh...for all that's hip--

*pokes him* O_O

Dr. Teeth: ACK! X_X

Lefty: Ack, part deux! Lay off da fat man's belly, willya? Youse just poked me in da eye, Moe! I gots a creative nickname fer ya...how 'bout Puff da Magic Tooth Fairy? Heh heh!

[wwfpooh]

I think I am starting to understand these guys' humor, even if I could go without the cannibalism or whatever it is.

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: *going all ghetto Elliot/Smaug* Oh, no ya di'in', Lefteh! >_> Don't make meh grill yo--

*dragging him away on a leash* Let's go...uh...frolic in the autumn mist. =P

[wwfpooh]

How will frolicking work if Lefty is interjecting every few seconds? XD

[Winslow Leach]

Dr. Teeth: *going all ghetto Elliot/Smaug* Oh, no ya di'in', Lefteh! >_> Don't make meh grill yo--

*dragging him away on a leash* Let's go...uh...frolic in the autumn mist. =P

Lefty: No, no, no! I don't wanna go frolic wit youse crum-bums in da autum mist! No! I'm disgusted enough as it is! Disgusted and digested!

[WhiteRabbit]

I think I am starting to understand these guys' humor, even if I could go without the cannibalism or whatever it is.

It's not cannibalism, pooh. I turned my roomie into a dragon...so deal wit it! =P

[wwfpooh]

Lefty: No, no, no! I don't wanna go frolic wit youse crum-bums in da autum mist! No! I'm disgusted enough as it is! Disgusted and digested!Case in point of the statement I made previously: How will frolicking work if Lefty is interjecting every few seconds? XD


It's not cannibalism, pooh.It's a Muppet eating another. It is thus--by definition--cannibalism. I turned my roomie into a dragon...so deal wit it!As long as he don't come after me, 'tis all good.

[WhiteRabbit]

Lefty: No, no, no! I don't wanna go frolic wit youse crum-bums in da autum mist! No! I'm disgusted enough as it is! Disgusted and digested!

But it's so autumny and mistlike...=P *climbing onto her dragon/boyfriend/musician*

Dr. Teeth: *nodding, his eyes going all spirally and trippy* Wheeeeeeeee...

[WhiteRabbit]

It's a Muppet eating another. It is thus--by definition--cannibalism. As long as he don't come after me, 'tis all good.

...sick 'em, boy! =P

[wwfpooh]

Anyway....moving right along (http://www.ilovewavs.com/TV/ChilShow/Sesame/Movin'%20Right%20Along.wav)...XD

*runs away*

[Winslow Leach]

Newsie approaches Dr. Teeth.

Newsie: Excuse me, Mr. Teeth. My name is Mr. Flea. I was wondering if I could have some Tic-Tacs...for you see, I am a flea...and I have been...flea-ing on the back of a mongrel hound all day. And since you have rather large, shiny dentures, I assume you like to keep your breath rather fresh, correct? So I would surmise you keep a pack of Tic-Tacs close at hand. Would you mind giving me one? Two would be nice. Did I introduce myself? I am Mr. Flea. I am a flea.

[wwfpooh]

*has ran into the Dorm roof* Whew...Gave 'em the slip.

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: O_o ...

*remains quiet for a moment*

Dr. Teeth: *devours Newsie within five seconds*

...YAY! XP

[wwfpooh]

*is reminded of a horror movie or that A. Christie book, And Then There Were None (aka Ten Little Indians)*

[AnimatedC9000]

Am I the only one who hasn't lost most of my sanity?

Trumpet Girl: That depends on who you're talking to...

Annie Sue: Oh, I can't wait for the Dorms to open! Then I can meet new friends!

Lips: *covers up Mystery Person #5's mouth before he has a chance to say anything* It's best you stay quiet.

Mysterious Person #5: ... why?

Because I wanna surprise a few people with ya. =P

Marvin: ... I do not get any of this.

[wwfpooh]

Am I the only one who hasn't lost most of my sanity?

*yells down from roof* Certainly not! Some of us are quite sensible, thank you very much. It's the others you may need to worry about!

[WhiteRabbit]

*poking Marvin* ...cha? O_O

Dr. Teeth: *lying docilely by the weird girl's side*

[wwfpooh]

*produces from out of nowhere his magical TV & pulls a Cryme Tyme (http://themes.xylot.net/themes/wwe/ent/crymetyme_2.mp3)-esque job by "borrowing" Busen & Beaker's trans-matter teleporter to transport Gobo & Uncle Matt to the top of the roof*

[AnimatedC9000]

That brings us this quesdtion: Where are we staying tonight?

TG: It's too far of a drive back to the hotel...

Annie Sue: And we do need a roof over our heads in case it rains.

Mystery Person #5: How about in that building? *points to the Dorms*

... D--yaaahhh... that building's closed right now... *glances down to the ground*

Mystery Person #5: ... oh. *chuckles nervously* ^_^;

[Winslow Leach]

Newsie (inside Dr. Teeth's stomach) Well! That wasn't very nice! I shall...flea you to death, young man! Hey Lefty!

Lefty: 'Ey! Move over!

[wwfpooh]

*produces living quarters for Ailie and Cait & their respective Muppet friends*

There you go. No need to thank me. XD

[WhiteRabbit]

No thank you, Pooh. We've got our own place. =P *taking Cait and their roomies over to her house* *bolts the door and does not explain to her mum why there's a dragon outside*

[wwfpooh]

Alright. *makes on tent disappear*

[Ruahnna]

Kermit: (balancing a huge steamer trunk on his back) Um, Piggy? Piggy, um, sweetheart? Can I put this down now? The dorms aren't even open.
Piggy: (sounding hurt and firm) But, but--Kermie! I have to get unpacked as soon as possible! You cannot imagine how many clothes I crammed into my trunk--
Kermit: (muttering) Try me.
Piggy: --and I need to get them all into my room and aired out before classes start.
Kermit: Yeah, but, but Piggy--I'm not sure how much longer my arms can hold out. The trunk is starting to slip, and---WHAH!
(Frog and trunk crash to the ground. After a moment, frog crawls out from under the trunk and staggers over to sit on it. Pig is not pleased, but years of long association have made the frog tactful. He reaches out and snags Piggy's satin-gloved hand.)
Piggy: Kermit!
Kermit: Here--Piggy, c'mere, here. Sit down next to me for a second.
(Piggy casts one more uncertain look at the door, but the entreaty is hard to resist. She flouces over and sits down next to her frog and furniture mover.)
Kermit: Now--isn't this better? We can sit right here and wait, okay? And when the dorms open up, we'll be ready, okay?
Piggy: (doubtfully) Um, okay, Kermie. If you say so.
(Kermit stretches a tired arm, which coincidentally happens to settle around Piggy's waist. Piggy gives it a look--have warning and half very pleased with herself.)
Kermit: There now--this is good. What more could we ask for?
Piggy: Starbucks.
Kermit: Huh?
Piggy: A double half-caff mochachino with extra whipped cream and, oh, two of those little biscotti things?
Kermit: Now?
Piggy: Um, yes. Now is good.
(Kermit sighs, stands up and heads for the nearest coffee emporium.)
Kermit: (sighing) I'll be back in a minute.
Piggy: (complacent) Oh, good. Then you'll be ready when the door opens.
Kermit: (muttering) Sheesh....

[wwfpooh]

Nice encounter between the pig & her frog.

[Winslow Leach]

Lefty holds a piece of corn on the cob over a lit stick of dynamite in Crazy Harry's hand.

Lefty: ...an I'm not gonna share dis wit any of my crum-bum roommates...

Tony (walking by) Trying to make homemade popcorn?

Lefty: No. Fer yer info-mation Einstein, I'm...er...yeah...actually I am makin' homemade popcorn. How'd ya know?

Tony: Lucky guess. You do know that's extremely dangerous, right? What you're both doing there?

Lefty: Meh. I'm hungry.

Tony: Okay. Yadda yadda yadda, or suffer the consequences...I'm tired of lecturing you...see ya.

Tony walks away.

Lefty: Consequences? What does dat crum-bum mean by--

BA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM ! ! ! !

Lefty and Crazy Harry both blow up. Several singed pieces of corn rain from the sky.

Newsie: Corn storm? At this time of year? Peculiar...

[WhiteRabbit]

O_O CORN! *gets rained on by it and hidden underneath the pile*

Zoot: Wanna share my umbrella, Newsie? O_O

[Winslow Leach]

O_O CORN! *gets rained on by it and hidden underneath the pile*

Zoot: Wanna share my umbrella, Newsie? O_O

Newsie: Um...well I was gonna help find pieces of Lefty...you know, to collect and try to put back together...but er...sure, why not? Oh, and it's Mr. Flea. Respect me, sir, or I shall strike you!

Newsie stands under umbrella.

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Whatever you say, Mr. Flea. *under his breath* That's right...a little closer... *snaps the umbrella closed on Newsie*

*jumps* Gah! O_O I didn't do it!

Zoot: *giggles*

[Winslow Leach]

Zoot: Whatever you say, Mr. Flea. *under his breath* That's right...a little closer... *snaps the umbrella closed on Newsie*

*jumps* Gah! O_O I didn't do it!

Zoot: *giggles*

Newsie: Hungah! Who turned out the lights? And what's that strange...oh, it's only you! Hey, watch it! I realize these are tight quarters, but please do keep your hands to yourself.

[WhiteRabbit]

Newsie...you're a winner... =P

Zoot: *tripping the newsman, looking bored again*

[Winslow Leach]

Newsie: Watch it! You do that one more time, and Mr. Flea is gonna buzz on outta here! (sighs) All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put Lefty or Harry together again!

[wwfpooh]

What happened? Did Dr. Teeth barf Lefty back up or something or did everyone get eaten?

[WhiteRabbit]

Newsie: Watch it! You do that one more time, and Mr. Flea is gonna buzz on outta here! (sighs) All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put Lefty or Harry together again!

Why are you calling yourself Mr. Flea? You're not in the Red Hot Chili Peppers. =P

Zoot: *shudder* I can only imagine what that would be like.

What happened? Did Dr. Teeth barf Lefty back up or something or did everyone get eaten?

Pooh...just shhhh or you'll get devoured. -_-

[Winslow Leach]

Why are you calling yourself Mr. Flea? You're not in the Red Hot Chili Peppers. =P

Zoot: *shudder* I can only imagine what that would be like.



Newsie: That's it, I'm outta here!

Newsie stalks away from Zoot; he is confronted by the ghost of Lefty.

Lefty: OOOOOOHHHHHHHH! I am da ghost of Lefty, as da above stage dye-rection indicates! OOOOOOHHHHHHH! 'Ey! Kin I buy yer body fer a nickel, Newsie? I hate bein' a ghost...I can't touch anytin'! And youse know how I loves ta feel my nickels! Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight! Gimme yer body, or I shall haunt you tonight while you sleep!

Newsie: Erm...you're not scaring me...

Lefty: Well...while youse try ta sleep, I'll go like dis: BOOGA-BOOGA-BOOGA all night, an' youse won't be able ta get any shut eye!

Newsie: Meh. I have coffee running in my veins! I can hardly sleep anyway...

Lefty: Aw, yer no fun!

Ghost Lefty attempts to strike Newsie with a ghost frying pan, to no avail.

[WhiteRabbit]

*shines a flashlight in Lefty's face* O_O ...coo'...

Zoot: *hiding Lefty's nickels back in his pockets hastily* O_o

[Winslow Leach]

Lefty: Light! (hisses) I'm melting...melting! Oh what a woild, what a woild...

Ghost Lefty evaporates.

Newsie: Well. That was...weird.

Ghost Crazy Harry appears, speaking in a bizarre, nonsensical voice.

Crazy Harry: Kuhgrugh? Meuoplik...zoobie wando...

Newsie: Facepalm

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *runs off to spend Lefty's dough* Mwahahahaha! Mine!

*wishing there was a puddle of ghost Lefty that she could poke*

[Winslow Leach]

Ghost Crazy Harry flies around, chasing Zoot, trying to poke him and get Lefty's money back, all to no avail.

Tony takes a giant cartoon mallet out of his pocket, and bangs it hard against his head.

A double of Tony appears.

Double: Hey.

Tony: Hey.

Double: What's going on, man?

Tony: Not much. I was in the mood for a civilized conversation, so I conjured you up.

Double: I see.

Tony: Yeah.

Double: So. What would you like to talk about?

Tony: Uh...zuuuhhh...

Double: Facepalm