Muppet College Dorms: Sorry, We're Closed

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: NYA! ^_^ *runs back in and kidnaps the second Tony and vanishes again*

...*staring at a chip on the ceiling, boredly*

[wwfpooh]

Pooh...just shhhh or you'll get devoured. -_-He better not try anythin'.

[Winslow Leach]

Zoot: NYA! ^_^ *runs back in and kidnaps the second Tony and vanishes again*


Tony: Zoot, you half-baked moron! It's me, the real Tony! My double is back there, you fool!

[WhiteRabbit]

Tony: Zoot, you half-baked moron! It's me, the real Tony! My double is back there, you fool!

Zoot: Don't call me a half-baked moron, you...idiotmonkey. ;_; *runs away, tearing up* *gets over it in about three seconds and falls asleep*

[Winslow Leach]

Double: Man, this place is weird...(bangs himself on head with cartoon mallet; another double appears)

Double Double: Sup?

Double: Not much. How's it hangin'?

Double Double: Meh.

Double: Same here.

Double Double: So. Nice night, eh?

Double: Unseasonably warm.

Double Double: You can say that again.

Double: Unseasonably warm.

Double Double: Er...

Double Double evaporates in a PUFF!

[wwfpooh]

...*staring at a chip on the ceiling, boredly*What ceiling? We're outside the Dorms. XD

[WhiteRabbit]

I'm in a shed, mind you. So my dragon-ized boyfriend doesn't step on anyone so...

EAT THAT LOGIC! XP

[wwfpooh]

But where didja conjure up the tools to build said shed? Plus, aren't sheds relatively--I dunno--small? As such, a dragon would not fit!

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie says no mo' questions. *stuffs "logic" into Pooh's mouth to shut him up* =P

[wwfpooh]

*in muffled voice* Talk about "eating your words".

[WhiteRabbit]

*giving him a mysterious liquid* Now swallow it down with thish. XP

[wwfpooh]

*muffles back* Why should I trust you with that? Your boyfriend almost devoured me!

[WhiteRabbit]

...it's...fruit punch. No, wait! Root beer! :halo:

[Erine81981]

What in the world is going on here?

Herry: That Tony guy doubled himself. I don't know how he did it but it's really creeping me out.

Wolfgang: Arf arrrrrf! *whimpering in a tree*

What's wrong with Wolfgang?

Herry: He got scared by that ghost of that crazy guy who blows up stuff.

Oh Crazy Harry. Yep. He sure it. *walks over to the tree* It's alright Wolfgang. Me and Herry won't let that scary ghost get you.

Herry: *looking up in the tree*

Wolfgang: *uncovers on eye* *looks around* Arf?

Yes it's alright. Come on down.

Wolfgang: *jumps out of the tree* Arrrrrf!

*catches Wolfgang* There you go. *puts him down* We'll keep that scary ghost away. *blows a whistle* NOW HOLD ON HERE! Can we please keep it down. Wolfgang is getting a bit scared of Crazy Harry and his ghost like form. Tony please pull youself together. Literally. White Rabbit? Please try and keep your boyfriend from eatting anyone. Please untie WW and let him go, please.

[Winslow Leach]

Ghost Crazy Harry accidentally blows himself up with a ghostly stick of dynamite...

Tony straightens himself out.

Tony: Okay...I'm fine...I feel good, I feel great, I feel wonderful! I feel good, I feel great, I feel wonderful! I--

Lefty, wearing an astronaut helmet, walks robotically by...

Lefty (singing) Ground control ta Major Tom...

Tony (desperately) I feel good...I feel great...I feel wonderful...I feel good...I feel great...

Newsie: I am Mr. Flea! Obey me, or pay the penalty!

Tony: I feel good, I feel great, I feel...I...I...(in Ren voice)...I'm going INSANE ! ! ! !

Tony bounces around like a crazed Tigger, giggling.

[WhiteRabbit]

Literally. White Rabbit? Please try and keep your boyfriend from eatting anyone. Please untie WW and let him go, please.

Now where be the fun in that? =P

[Winslow Leach]

Mr. Turtle: Meanwhile back at the ranch...I was asked for the two billionth time by a wandering yahoo to recite my lines from that unfortunate Tootsie Pop commercial that I'm most remembered for. Blast! A century in the theatre, and I'm remembered for a cameo in a 30-second spot. O death, where is thy sting?

[AnimatedC9000]

Bad news, Mr. Turtle, all the bees are asleep. Try your luck again when it's springtime. They're all hibernating right now. ... Shhh!

[Winslow Leach]

Bad news, Mr. Turtle, all the bees are asleep. Try your luck again when it's springtime. They're all hibernating right now. ... Shhh!

Mr. Turtle: Gaah! Even the blasted bees are against me! Where is that madman with the overbite when I need him ? !

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: *poking his scaly head out* Ya rang, Donatello? O_O

[wwfpooh]

Now where be the fun in that? =P*in muffled voice* And I am not exactly tied up, per say...*looks down and sees that he is--in fact--tied up* *muffles out the words "Oh just...great"*

[Winslow Leach]

Dr. Teeth: *poking his scaly head out* Ya rang, Donatello? O_O

Mr. Turtle: Yes. Would you please roast me...or fry me...or whatever you blasted creatures do?

[WhiteRabbit]

Mr. Turtle: Yes. Would you please roast me...or fry me...or whatever you blasted creatures do?

Dr. Teeth: Now why would I do that to mah homeboy? *breaking through the shed* Look! We're both reptiles now...I think. =P

*dodging him*

[AnimatedC9000]

*in muffled voice* And I am not exactly tied up, per say...*looks down and sees that he is--in fact--tied up* *muffles out the words "Oh just...great"*

I'll untie you... On one condition. Ya stop makin' fun of/questioning my crush on Digit. ... the heart wants what the heart wants. =P

[Winslow Leach]

Dr. Teeth: Now why would I do that to mah homeboy? *breaking through the shed* Look! We're both reptiles now...I think. =P

*dodging him*

Mr. Turtle: Er...yes, quite. Like a spot of tea, wot?

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: No way, man. Ya want meh to lose mah heat? O_o

Zoot: *nodding behind him*

NUUUU! X_X

[Winslow Leach]

Mr. Turtle: Eh...yer a rotter. Why don't you crawl back into your cave and hibernate for another thousand years, Elliott?

A Narrator enters...

Narrator: You see, Mr. Turtle called Dr. Teeth "Elliott" because, for some reason, the keyboardist has turned into a dragon. Elliott is the name of the dragon in the delightful Walt Disney classic Pete's Dragon, and so Mr. Turtle was making what is known as an "inside joke."

Mr. Turtle: What the bloody--

[wwfpooh]

I'll untie you... On one condition. Ya stop makin' fun of/questioning my crush on Digit. ... the heart wants what the heart wants. =P*spits out his "logic"* Even if you're technically "married" to dragon breath over there already? XD You don't want two guys fighting over you, do you? On second thought, don't answer that. XP

[WhiteRabbit]

Mr. Turtle: Eh...yer a rotter. Why don't you crawl back into your cave and hibernate for another thousand years, Elliott?

A Narrator enters...

Narrator: You see, Mr. Turtle called Dr. Teeth "Elliott" because, for some reason, the keyboardist has turned into a dragon. Elliott is the name of the dragon in the delightful Walt Disney classic Pete's Dragon, and so Mr. Turtle was making what is known as an "inside joke."

Mr. Turtle: What the bloody--

Zoot: *snickers* Elliott! Nah...Dr. Teeth's not endearing or lovable enough to be him. =P

Dr. Teeth: *snorts* >_> *roasts the Narrator*

[AnimatedC9000]

*spits out his "logic"* Even if you're technically "married" to dragon breath over there already? XD You don't want two guys fighting over you, do you? On second thought, don't answer that. XP

... does it look like my name is Ailie to ya? >_> I have dark brown hair. Ailie's is blonde.

[WhiteRabbit]

*spits out his "logic"* Even if you're technically "married" to dragon breath over there already? XD You don't want two guys fighting over you, do you? On second thought, don't answer that. XP

Um...Pooh...I'm the one married to him. O_o Where have you been?

[wwfpooh]

Um...Pooh...I'm the one married to him. O_o Where have you been?Then why is it that she--*points head in Cait's direction*--is controlling him (i.e. turning him into a dragon and such)?

You two apparently don't mind sharing the same guy, despite one of you being married to 'em.

*shakes head*

I wonder why...?

Plus, doesn't the good doctor get a say in whom he should be with, too?

That is, unless he don't mind being with both of you...XD

*easily escapes the confines of being tied up*

Anyway, you two settle this "who gets who" issue, for I am so out of here for the time being.

Oh, and one more thing before I go; Somebody left this near my tent...

*chucks Digit in Cait's general direction*

Chiao!

*quickly whistles and disappears*

[AnimatedC9000]

Then why is it that she--*points head in Cait's direction*--is controlling him (i.e. turning him into a dragon and such)?

You two apparently don't mind sharing the same guy, despite one of you being married to 'em.

*shakes head*

I wonder why...?

Plus, doesn't the good doctor get a say in whom he should be with, too?

That is, unless he don't mind being with both of you...XD

*easily escapes the confines of being tied up*

Anyway, you two settle this "who gets who" issue, for I am so out of here for the time being.

Oh, and one more thing before I go; Somebody left this near my tent...

*chucks Digit in Cait's general direction*

Chiao!

*quickly whistles and disappears*

*tilts head* Ailie and Dr. Teeth are married... I'm the one with the crush on Digit... You must be confused or something. I didn't turn him into a dragon. Plus, my name's Caitlyn. *watches him disappear* ... the world may never know... X_X

Waitasec-- DIGIT! *hugs him* I thought Trumpet Girl locked you in the cellar!

Digit: ... I'm supposed to be locked in the cellar?

Nono, stay.

TG: *sighs* *drags both of her roomates away to where they're all staying*

[WhiteRabbit]

*looking enraged* HE'S WITH ME! ! ! DUUUUUUUUUUH!

Dr. Teeth: >_> *scorches Pooh before he disappears*

[wwfpooh]

*poofs back in, looking all char-broiled*

Now, now...Did we really need to do that?

*morphs into puppy form and shakes all the charcoal-colored ash away*

*morphs back into humanoid form*

Look, from one laid-back gentleman to another--dragon form or otherwise--attacking others isn't the way to go about things, is it?

I mean, first Lefty and now me? What's up with you recently?

I can understand that you and Lefty rarely get along, but even so, he's as much a part of this whole family as you are, and roasting him to a crisp--even if he doesn't mind, because he's off his rocker--won't solve anybody's problems.

You understand where I am coming from, I hope, as I just want us all to be able to get along, especially since we'll be sharing the same building whenever said building opens back up!

*Gobo & Matt return from their days of exploring the grounds and plop right next to me*

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie and Zoot: *grooving and dancing around to Vogue* --let your body move to the muuuusic...

Dr. Teeth: *looking petrified* O_O *hides*

[Winslow Leach]

Lefty is finishing up a game of poker with Newsie.

Lefty: Ha! I win! Muwahahahaha!

Newsie: Um, I don't want to disagree with you here, Lefty, but I think I may have won this particular--

Lefty pulls out a gun, and aims it at Newsie's head.

Lefty: I said...ha! I win! Muwahahahahaha!

Newsie (petrified) O-o-okay...L-Lefty...take all my m-money...go 'head...

Lefty: Oh, I will! But foist I'm gonna shoot ya!

Newsie: W-w-aaaah? I agreed with you!

Lefty: Meh.

Lefty pulls the trigger.

A small flag with the word "BANG!" pops out.

Lefty: Heh heh...had youse goin' dere fer a minute, didn't I?

Newsie: O_O

Lefty: Heh heh...

Newsie: You sure did...

Newsie socks Lefty on the jaw; the salesman falls backward in a heap.

Newsie pockets all of the money.

Newsie: I told you...I won!

[Winslow Leach]

Ailie and Zoot: *grooving and dancing around to Vogue* --let your body move to the muuuusic...

Dr. Teeth: *looking petrified* O_O *hides*

Mr. Turtle: I say! Turn down that blasted...ooh! Vogue!

Mr. Turtle busts a move.

[WhiteRabbit]

YAY! *resumes corrupting Mr. Turtle's intelligence with Madonna*

[Winslow Leach]

Mr. Turtle (singing)

Greta Garbo and Monroe
Dietrich and DiMaggio
Marlon Brando, Jimmy Dean
On the cover of a magazine

Grace Kelly, Harlow, Jean
Picture of a beauty queen
Gene Kelly, Fred Astaire
Ginger Rogers dance on air

Strike a pose, there's nothing to it!

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *huggling Mr. Turtle* Okay, you've risen so high on the coolness meter now!

Dr. Teeth: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! ;_;

[wwfpooh]

Lefty: Heh heh...had youse goin' dere fer a minute, didn't I?

Newsie: O_O

Lefty: Heh heh...

Newsie: You sure did...

Newsie socks Lefty on the jaw; the salesman falls backward in a heap.

Newsie pockets all of the money.

Newsie: I told you...I won!

Hey, you two! Remember what a certain bunny once said, "If ya can't say somethin' nice, don't say nothin' at all!"

[WhiteRabbit]

Hey, you two! Remember what a certain bunny once said, "If ya can't say somethin' nice, don't say nothin' at all!"

I never said that. I said revenge is sweet. =P

[Winslow Leach]

Zoot: *huggling Mr. Turtle* Okay, you've risen so high on the coolness meter now!

Dr. Teeth: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! ;_;

Mr. Turtle: I'm hip, I'm cool, I'm a happenin' fool! Peace!

Rod Serling enters.

Rod Serling: Portrait of a shell-shocked turtle. Once a brilliant thespian who rubbed shoulders with the immortals. His home away from home, the Muppet College Dorms, have been closed for weeks now. His roommated have slowly lost their sanity. Mr. Turtle has clung to his. Until today. For Mr. Turtle has just purchased a one-way ticket to The Twilight Zone!

(Twilight Zone theme plays)

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: *whacking Rod Sterling with a shovel* No! He's mah homeboy! I won' let him beh brought ovah to the dark side. >_>

Zoot: Funny you should be saying dark side--

*drowns them out with the music*

[Winslow Leach]

Mr. Turtle: Oh, oh, dears! Let's not stop now! The party is just beginning!

Mr. Turtle (sings)

Hi Barbie!
Hi Ken!
You wanna go for a ride?
Sure Ken!
Jump in!

I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!

Come on, Barbie, let's go party!

I'm a blonde little girl, in the fantasy world
Dress me up, I'm your dolly!

Come on, Barbie, let's go party!
Ah-ah-ah-yeah!

Come on, Barbie, let's go party!
Ah-ah-ah yeah!
Oh, I'm having so much fun!

Well Barbie, we're just getting started!
I love you, Ken!

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: O_O *twitches and then chucks Mr. Turtle into a wall*

...YAY! =P

[Winslow Leach]

Mr. Turtle (sailing through the air) I can flllllllyyyyyyyyyyy ! ! ! !

THWAP!

Hits wall and slides down...

Mr. Turtle: My brain hurts...

[Erine81981]

*coming back from the County Library*

Frazzle: Wwahd jkfadf ajdfk jlasksf jekjre kdpdig hggjg!

*looks at translator* You mean strange things have been happeing while i've been away?

Frazzle: *nods head yes*

Wow! And i thought....*sees some of the weird things going on*
You aren't kidding. I think i'm going to sit right over here.

Frazzle: *gibberish* I don't know?

[wwfpooh]

*phases back into the thread, following his disappearing act a few pages back*

Once again, strangeness ensues.

Matt: Indeed. Are you sure Silly Creatures of this world aren't always this way?

Gobo: I was just about to ask that.

Certainly not. Only the wacky people here are like this. That's what makes them one of a kind!

[AnimatedC9000]

Hate to break it to ya, but a lot of wacky people are make up the members of this entire place. It's not just us. =P

TG: *does a "cuckoo" sign at Caitlyn*

Hush! *back to Pooh* And now... you've joined us. And you'll have to put up with us for the rest of forever... O_O

[WhiteRabbit]

Mwahahahahaha...ahem. O_O *blinks*

*goes back to shredding on her drums*

[wwfpooh]

Hate to break it to ya, but a lot of wacky people are make up the members of this entire place. It's not just us. =PI was referring to this site in general. XD

Hush! *back to Pooh* And now... you've joined us. And you'll have to put up with us for the rest of forever... O_O

Uh...huh...Sure.

*grabs a ladder that suddenly materialized out of thin air & climbs to the roof*

Some of you may be wacky, but I prefer to stay relatively sane, thank you.

*gets TV back out & purposely puts SHR (http://www.soundamerica.com/soundamerica/sounds/themes/Schoolhouse_Rock/school.wav) DVDs on so his brain doesn't deflate from all the insanity around him*

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: <has been sitting on the roof, watching> <offers bowl to wwfpooh> Popcorn?
Rowlf: Bowl's empty.
Lisa: <Looks in bowl> ...Oh.
Chef: Ya bur de bo de poppety poppin corn de poppendy... <reaches for popcorn bowl>
Lisa: Oh, you're makin' more? Sweet. <Hands bowl to Chef>
Chef: Yuppen de moor de poppen! <Fills bowl with balloons> <pops balloons, which were apparently filled with corn> <Hands bowl back to Lisa> Poppen de corn de boshkie!
Lisa: Thank ye Chef. <Offers bowl to wwfpooh> Popcorn? Careful with it. Prawnie ate the last batch, and as you can tell by his absence... He popped.

[wwfpooh]

Hopefully, this batch doesn't cause explosions!

*takes popcorn peice and eats it; swallows*

Thanks, Lisa.

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: <watches wwfpooh pop> ...I do so love popcorn.

[wwfpooh]

*in crumbled heap & in Kermit impression* Sheesh, I hate when this happens! Perhaps I am too trusting of people...:)

[Winslow Leach]

Lefty, wearing giant butterfly wings, prances across the lawn...

Lefty: I am a butterfly! Buzz buzz! Buzz buzz! See my pretty wings? Buzz buzz! Buzz buzz!

Newsie chases Lefty with a butterfly net...

Tony begins to dig himself a deeper grave...

[wwfpooh]

*puts himself back together, peice by peice*

Now, where was I? Aha! I remember...

*brings Gobo & Matt up to the top of the Dorm's roof to watch TV, but is now leary of Lisa and her cohorts next to him*

[Winslow Leach]

Crazy Harry pats the mound of dirt with a shovel. He brushes his hands together, and walks away.

Tony (deep underground) Finally. The sound of silence. Hm. Should have brought a book. Or Sudoku. Something. Ah well. At least it's quiet...

Worm: Dat's what you tink, pally!

Tony: Urp...

[wwfpooh]

Hope you're having fun down there with the bugs and worms, Tony.

[TogetherAgain]

*brings Gobo & Matt up to the top of the Dorm's roof to watch TV, but is now leary of Lisa and her cohorts next to him*

Lisa: <Blink> Leary... Denis Leary? By the way, you're in Prawnie's spot. And as his other half, I must defend his/our turf. <Ahem> Excuse me. <Pushes wwfpooh off roof> <calls after him> SORRY ABOUT THAT! IT'S PART OF THE JOB DESCRIPTION! <Unrolls scroll entitled "Job Description" that reaches halfway down the building> IN THE FINE PRINT THERE, ON THE LEFT MARGIN! <Rolls scroll back up> Now, where were we...
Rowlf: ...I thought the fine print said to kick.
Lisa: ...<adopting rather Captain Jack Sparrow-esque composure> I figured it was more like guidelines, mate.
Chef: <Shakes head> Yur nur de Jackie Spurr de tweet tweet.
Lisa: CAPTAIN, Jackie... erm... whatever you said.
Robin: <Looks up at Lisa> I thought you could understand him.
Lisa: <Shrug> When I feel like it.

[wwfpooh]

*ends up hitting the concrete steps of the building*

Oww!

Oh yeah, this is definately a great start to getting new friends and--

*gets up, but is in searing pain*

--is a awesome way to await the opening of the Dorms again...

*falls down*

...Or not.

Matt: Are you alright, my boy? It seems as though you had quite a fall.

Ya think? I was just unjustly pushed from the top of the roof & crashed into the ground!

Gobo: Well, the fine print did dictate that it was their turf.

And how was I supposed to know that when I was on hiatus during the second quarter when Lisa and her friends arrived?

Gobo: Well, you got me there.

Poo (pun not intended) on this! I'm going to the hospital!

*hobbles to hospital*

[Erine81981]

Seems all the sane people are climbing to the top of the Dorm's roof. *yells up to WW and Lisa* Hey guys! Throw down a rope!

[TogetherAgain]

Robin: <peers over side of roof> What's he saying?
Lisa: It sounds like... "Low frown of hope." ...Wha...
Robin: <Frowns> That doesn't make any--
Rowlf: <Clamps paw over Robin's mouth> Dubloons!
Chef: Hee de shkurmee see de seeeayn purdepul um de heer.
Rowlf: <double-take>
Lisa: ...<Frowns>... Sane? ...<Blink> ...<Blink> <blink>
Rowlf: Quit showin' off.
Lisa: Sorry. <Looks down over edge of roof and scratches head> ...Sane?
Robin: ...<Looks up at Rowlf> I don't think he knows what he's talking about.
Rowlf: <Nods> Well said.
Chef: <Resumes cooking pasta on the barbecue> ...<Don't ask, alright?> Reengo sfer de hu, de huushky do. Mer ger de sfer de le hu, BORK BORK BORK!

[wwfpooh]

*comes back from hospital, but is wheeled in via wheelchair, due arms, legs, and even head being wrapped in bandages*

*to Kyle*

Uh...Kyle? I wouldn't go up there if I were you. Apparently Ryan & Lisa have dubbed the roof as their turf and they'll remove anybody who's on said turf (unless it's one of themselves).

*to Lisa*

Now, I am sure you were just protecting your territory, but surely Lisa, like that elephant in a Fliesher cartoon (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFbU4tFiBMU), I will not forget what you did.

[tutter_fan]

Bip Bippadotta to me: Tutter_fan, is it always this crazy?

Me: It sure is! I don't know why though! You're a crazy person who is silly. Your songs make me laugh. So I guess it's OK if you're a crazy muppet!

*Bip smiles at me, and I smile at him, and we laugh*

[wwfpooh]

It's okay if you're remotely crazy period, no matter whether you be Muppet, human, or creature.

[Winslow Leach]

Newsie: Hey Tommy?

Tony (sighs) What is it, Mr. Flea?

Newsie: Mr. Flea? Why are you calling me Mr. Flea?

Tony: It's what you wanted to be called.

Newsie: I don't recall...

Tony: Newsie, you wanted to--never mind.

Newsie: Mr. Flea? I am a respected journalist, my boy. Why would I want to be known as...anything but my real name?

Tony: What is your real name? I never found out.

Newsie: Oh, it's...er...(stares blankly) ...I forgot...

Tony: You forgot your real name.

Newsie: Apparently. But luckily, I have it written on my underwear, lemme check...

Tony: No Newsie, please don't--

Too late. Newsie yanks a corner of his tighty-whities out of his pants and stares at it.

Newsie: Thursday? Oh. Wrong pair. These are my weekly undies. Yeah, I have one marked for each day of the week.

Tony: Why?

Newsie: I don't know that, either.

From across them, Lefty shouts...

Lefty: 'Ey, youse crum-bums! Guess who's goin' ta Wonka's? Yers truly! I found a golden ticket in my candy bar! Oh boy! Wait'll I get dere...I'm gonna hold up Wonka, an' take all da candy I want! Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!

Lefty runs away, giggling.

Newsie: Does he realize he wasn't actually holding anything?

Tony: Does he realize he's a total moron?

Newsie: Tommy...I'm scared...

Tony: Me too, Newsie. Me too.

[wwfpooh]

You're scared? I'm scared. *watches Fun & Fancy Free and Pinnochio specifically for the "lessons" being taught in the films*

[WhiteRabbit]

*is freezing for some reason* O_O *feels like the Snow Miser but she'd rather not sing and dance at the moment*

Dr. Teeth: ...dang. =P

[Winslow Leach]

Lefty: 'Ey Dr. Teeth...c'mere, ya weirdo, I gots sometin' fer ya! C'mere! No, not dere...I'm not standin' dere, ya mook! I'm...yoo-hoo! Right behind ya! Toin around...all da way...yup! Dere ya go, sport! C'mere, I gots sometin' dat I tink youse'll really enjoy!

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: =P *without turning around, decks Lefty*

YAY! ^_^

[Winslow Leach]

Dr. Teeth: =P *without turning around, decks Lefty*

YAY! ^_^

Lefty (a la Marcia Brady) Oh my nose! Just fer dat...I'm not gonna give youse da delicious, yummy brownies I just baked fer ya...I guess I'll hafta eat 'em all by my lonesome...riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!

[wwfpooh]

*feels like the Snow Miser but she'd rather not sing and dance at the moment*

You're just "too much" (http://www.i-love-wavs.com/ChristmasWavs/Mr%20Cold%20Miser%20-%20A%20Year%20Without%20Santa%20Claus.wav), in all honesty. XD

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *sighs* Not again...

Digit: "Not again" what? The fighting?

TG: I don't know why I left the group in the '80s. This stuff is better than cable. =P

*shakes her head* Lefty, Lefty, Lefty... when will he ever learn? Dr. Teeth's just gonna overpower him. And now, we take you to an eyewitness. What's your take on this fight, Newsie?

[WhiteRabbit]

*turns Pooh into ice*

Dr. Teeth: How will I go on, Lefteh? >_>

[Winslow Leach]

Lips: *sighs* Not again...

Digit: "Not again" what? The fighting?

TG: I don't know why I left the group in the '80s. This stuff is better than cable. =P

*shakes her head* Lefty, Lefty, Lefty... when will he ever learn? Dr. Teeth's just gonna overpower him. And now, we take you to an eyewitness. What's your take on this fight, Newsie?

Newsie: Well...it appears that Lefty is reeling from a punch in the nose...he looks dazed, but is still standing! You have to admire the stamina in this kid, Cait. He refuses to go down! But I think Dr. Teeth wants those brownies...he seems to be trying to make peace with the shady one. Let's see how this plays out...

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: No, I don' want 'em. Knowin' Lefteh, they're probableh filled with ground glass and rat poison.

Or mercury!

Dr. Teeth: ...on second thought... =P

[Winslow Leach]

Dr. Teeth: No, I don' want 'em. Knowin' Lefteh, they're probableh filled with ground glass and rat poison.

Or mercury!

Dr. Teeth: ...on second thought... =P

Lefty (speaking in a nasally voice) Nah! Dese are on da level...riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!:shifty: All youse hafta to is produce one shiny--er not so shiny--nickel, and dis wonderful batch of brownies...(takes plastic-wrapped brownies out of pocket) are all yours! Er...ya do have money, dontcha? I don't trust youse music-ians, but I wanna unload dese as soon as possible, an' I figured you would appreciate 'em more dan anyone else...so pay up, er get away from me, punk!

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: ... =P Hey Lefteh, look ovah there! It's Jenneh! *swipes the batch from him and vanishes*

*calling after him* Hey! You were supposed to share those with me. ;_; Dork.

[AnimatedC9000]

*to Newsie* This is not gonna go well, is it?

Digit: *acting as a cameraman, filming it all with a camcorder*

[Winslow Leach]

Dr. Teeth: ... =P Hey Lefteh, look ovah there! It's Jenneh! *swipes the batch from him and vanishes*

*calling after him* Hey! You were supposed to share those with me. ;_; Dork.

Lefty: Hunh? (Lefty turns; when he turns back, he is empty-handed, obviously) Why youse...coyses! Foiled again by a--bleh--music-ian! (calling after Dr. Teeth) I HOPE YOUSE ENJOY 'EM! 'CAUSE YER NOT GONNA GET ANYMORE FROM ME! AN' I HOPE DEY MAKE YER TEETH ROT AN' FALL OUT! RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!

[Winslow Leach]

*to Newsie* This is not gonna go well, is it?

Digit: *acting as a cameraman, filming it all with a camcorder*

Newsie (sighs) No Cait, I'm afraid not. Dr. Teeth made off with the goods, now Lefty's going to be crying and moaning all night about being swindled. For once, I'm actually glad we're not currently in the dorms, on account of I won't have to hear that windbag whimpering all night. At least out here I can avoid him!

Lefty attaches himself to Newsie.

Lefty: Hold me! *Sniff*

Newsie: O_O

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: O_o *poking them*

[wwfpooh]

*turns Pooh into ice**unfreezes, but is now cold as all heck* N-n-n-now what was t-t-t-that for? I was only trying to lighten the m-m-m-mood.

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Well, you need to chill.

*provides a rimshot with a monotonous expression*

[wwfpooh]

V-v-v-very funny, Zoot. :p

I c-c-c-certainly don't find this very r-r-r-refeshing. In s-s-s-short, that's not cool (http://www.wrestling-media.info/SmackDown!u002520Themes/Carlito.mp3). :D

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: And what's your definition of cool? =P

[wwfpooh]

Well, I find respecting others cool for one. Also, I find Muppety fun also cool. The problem though, is that sometimes, what one deems fun & what one considers respect towards others could clash with another's views of those two components.

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *falling asleep a few seconds into his lecture*

[wwfpooh]

*facepalm* It seems as though intelligent discussion has deserted me. *shrugs* Hopefully, it comes back.

[Erine81981]

Same here WW. (Can you tell me your real name? I hate calling you by your screen name unless you don't want anyone to know)

[wwfpooh]

(I call myself Joey, so as to not confuse members with me and the other Joe here [Snowth]).

I wonder if the opening of the Dorms could bring back intelligent discussion?

[WhiteRabbit]

Dudes, the dorms isn't supposed to be an intelligent, civilized discussion--it's supposed to be fun! =P Crazy, running, screaming...doing the Cotton Eye Joe while the floor is covered with blueberry Go-gurt! O_O

[wwfpooh]

It can be fun AND civilized at the same time, can't it?

[WhiteRabbit]

*shrugs* I dunno... *screaming and shredding on her drums at a deafening volume*

[wwfpooh]

*cover ears* Here we go again...

[WhiteRabbit]

*over the sound of her playing* At least I'm not eating my sticks! I'm being...well, semi-civilized! XP

[wwfpooh]

Point taken. XD

*fixes tent and watches his "Tombstone": History of The Undertaker (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RBGLUSKRXw) DVD*

[Erine81981]

(Thank you Joey.)

I don't know. We could hope so. Just got back from watching "Elmo Makes Music." It was so fun and my two of the neices went and loved it. Hope to get to see others soon.

[wwfpooh]

(You're welcome.) And I too hold hope that intelligent discussion could take place.

[WhiteRabbit]

*blaring heavy metal from her area*

[wwfpooh]

Or not...*cover ears*

Sometimes, this place feels more like Wonderland (http://www.soundamerica.com/soundamerica/sounds/themes/television/t-z/wondland.wav) than reality...*eye roll*

[Winslow Leach]

Lefty's cheeks once again bulge with nickels; he makes a "ta-da" expression...

Tony: Meh. Seen it...

Newsie: Bor-ing!

Newsie kicks Lefty in the rear; Lefty swallows all of his nickels.

Newsie: Let the fun begin!

Newsie pulls Lefty's arm downward; Lefty's eyeballs spin, and stop at two cherries. Lefty spits out several nickels.

Newsie: Ha! I win!

[wwfpooh]

And now, we see the results of gambling.

[WhiteRabbit]

Wonderland? O_O *dresses up as Alice* *tries to step through a mirror and bangs her head* Nya. X_X

[Winslow Leach]

Crazy Harry pulls down Lefty's arm; he gets two lemons.

Crazy Harry: Bah! This thing is rigged!

Crazy Harry kicks Lefty in the shins.

Newsie: Step aside, son, and let a pro show you how it's done!

Newsie pulls Lefty's arm; he gets two plums...a few nickels come out of the salesman's mouth.

Newsie: Okay, okay...not bad...better than nothing...hey Tommy, you wanna try?

Tony: Nah, I'm fine.

Newsie: Okay...(pulls Lefty's arm) ...come on...Newsie needs a new set of top stories...

[wwfpooh]

Wonderland? O_O *dresses up as Alice* *tries to step through a mirror and bangs her head* Nya. X_XI meant in terms of backwards wackiness, not physical appearance. XD

[WhiteRabbit]

O_o


...SO? ! Let me have my fun. =P

[wwfpooh]

I didn't like it was a bad thing. In fact, I support it! Be as wacky as you wish!

[WhiteRabbit]

Thank you. :halo: *resumes walking into the mirror*

[wwfpooh]

Just beware the Red Queen (Queen of Hearts)!

[WhiteRabbit]

O_o I keel her.

[Winslow Leach]

Crazy Harry repeatedly kicks Lefty.

Tony (unenthused) No. Don't. Don't do that. Aw. What are you doing that for. Stop. Harry, he's had enough. No more.

Mr. Turtle: You couldn't care less, could you?

Tony: Nope.

Mr. Turtle: Me either. (to Harry) Burn the blighter!

[AnimatedC9000]

YAAAAAAAYY! *dressed up as a fairy, flying around* C'mon, Digit, you can be the Tin Woodsman! *grabs the android's hand and drags him along*

[WhiteRabbit]

*throws a yellow brick at Lefty*

[wwfpooh]

Looks like some of these people are in need of brains more than Scarecrow/Fiyero himself! XD

Elphaba (Wicked Witch of the West): I'll get you my pretty & your little dog, too!

Just don't 'cause more craziness, Elphie. ^_^

[Winslow Leach]

Crazy Harry grabs a shovel, and begins whacking Lefty in the face and head; since Lefty is out (but still standing), he doesn't feel a thing...yet...

Crazy Harry: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH ! ! ! !

Whacks Lefty over and over.

Tony: Want me to stop him?

Mr. Turtle: Oh my word, no!

Tony: Good. I wasn't planning to stop him anyway. I'm glad that Harry has found another hobby, besides dynamite.

Mr. Turtle: Rather!

Tony: Besides, he's saving me about two bucks. I was gonna buy him one of those stress-relief balls, but now I don't have to!

[WhiteRabbit]

*throws a brick at Elphaba* NYA!

Zoot: *poking his head in, dressed up as Charlie* Are we playing Willy Wonka again? *forces Dr. Teeth to be the oddball candyman*

Dr. Teeth: O_O

EEEEEEEEE! *tackles him*

[wwfpooh]

Now you've done it...

Elphaba: No good deed goes unpunished, you brat! *throws hexes*

Oooh! The candyman (http://www.ilovewavs.com/TV/Willy%20Wonka%20&%20the%20Chocolate%20Factory%20(The%20Candy%20Man) .wav)! Elphie, you want anything? Such as a lime green candy treat or an Oompa Loompa servant? XD

Elphaba: Not right now, thanks. *continues to throw hexes*

[Winslow Leach]

Mr. Turtle turtles his way to Wonka/Dr. Teeth.

Mr. Turtle: Pardon me...you'd better thank your lucky stars you don't manufacture those bloody Tootsie pops! Because if you did, I would give you such a bite on the nose! Gee Mr. Turtle, how many *bites* does it take to wound a demented candy maker? I dunno, Billy, let's find out! CHOMP! One! It only takes ONE bite! Cretin!

[WhiteRabbit]

*aims her squirtgun at Elphaba* Shaddup. *squirts*

Dr. Teeth: Aw, ya don' like lollipops, Donatello? O_O *shoves a Wonka bar into his mouth* Happeh?

[Winslow Leach]

Dr. Teeth: Aw, ya don' like lollipops, Donatello? O_O *shoves a Wonka bar into his mouth* Happeh?

Mr. Turtle (spits out Wonka bar) Pt-pt-Ptooey! You bloody imbecile! Never--I repeat never--give a turtle chocolate...because...because...oh no! NOT AGAIN! ! ! ! ! ! !

Mr. Turtle spazzes out...he suddenly appears in a top hat and tux, twirling a cane. He stands on his hind legs, and sings, as he does a kick-dance...

Mr. Turtle (singing)

Hello my baby, hello my honey,
Hello my ragtime gaaaaal!
Send me a kiss by wire,
Baby my heart's on fire!
If you refuse me, baby, you'll lose me,
Then you'll be left aloooooone...
Oh honey, won't you please telephoooooonnnne!
Ha-cha!

[AnimatedC9000]

Mr. Turtle (spits out Wonka bar) Pt-pt-Ptooey! You bloody imbecile! Never--I repeat never--give a turtle chocolate...because...because...oh no! NOT AGAIN! ! ! ! ! ! !

Mr. Turtle spazzes out...he suddenly appears in a top hat and tux, twirling a cane. He stands on his hind legs, and sings, as he does a kick-dance...

Mr. Turtle (singing)

Hello my baby, hello my honey,
Hello my ragtime gaaaaal!
Send me a kiss by wire,
Baby my heart's on fire!
If you refuse me, baby, you'll lose me,
Then you'll be left aloooooone...
Oh honey, won't you please telephoooooonnnne!
Ha-cha!

O_O AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! ! ! *hugs Mr. Turtle* Michigan! It's a pleasure to meet you! =D

[WhiteRabbit]

O_O *backing away from Mr. Turtle slowly* Don't hurt me... *shoves him the chocolate river*

Zoot: *reading his fake golden ticket* Ha Ha! You lose, suckah-foo'! ? *to Dr. Teeth* You tricked me! ;_; *hits him with a rake*

Dr. Teeth: X_X *runs away*

[wwfpooh]

*aims her squirtgun at Elphaba* Shaddup. *squirts*

Elphaba: I'll be back. I always come back...*melts*

A turtle being turned into a top hat-wearing frog, now I have seen everything.

Crows: Boy, you ain't beat-done seen about everything, for you ain't seen an elephant fly (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grAYZ73euO8)!

*Dumbo takes off*

You were sayin'?

Crows: Luck, plain & simple.

[AnimatedC9000]

Elphaba: I'll be back. I always come back...*melts*

A turtle being turned into a top hat-wearing frog, now I have seen everything.

Crows: Boy, you ain't beat-done seen about everything, for you ain't seen an elephant fly (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grAYZ73euO8)!

*Dumbo takes off*

You were sayin'?

Crows: Luck, plain & simple.

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! ! ! *hugs the crows* I love your song! ^_^

[Colbynfriends]

*Dr Teeth passes me. Colby, and Dumb Dog.*
Whoa, what was that all about?
Heck if I know.
Definitly weird.
*Roosevelt Frainklin walks up*
What are you all doing here?
Very breif cameos.
Oh, ok.

[WhiteRabbit]

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! ! ! *hugs the crows* I love your song! ^_^

*steals the leader of them* ...you're hot. O_O

[Winslow Leach]

Mr. Turtle (breaks from Dr. Teeth and begins another song)

(sings)

Are the stars out tonight,
I can't tell if it's cloudy or briiiiight!
'Cause I only have eyes for yooooooooooou!

[Winslow Leach]

Mr. Turtle suddenly comes to his senses, as he floats down the chocolate river...

Mr. Turtle: O_O What the deuce...? (in "chocolate" guy voice from SpongeBob) CHOCOLATE ? ! ! ! ! CHOCOLATE ? ! ! ! ! ! (starts singing) Toot-toot Tootsie, goodbye...toot-toot Tootsie, don't crrryyyyyyyyyyy......

[AnimatedC9000]

Mr. Turtle (breaks from Dr. Teeth and begins another song)

(sings)

Are the stars out tonight,
I can't tell if it's cloudy or briiiiight!
'Cause I only have eyes for yooooooooooou!

AAAAAAAAAAHHHH! ! ! *hugs Mr. Turtle again, along with still hugging the rest of the crows* You guys are awesome! ^_^

[WhiteRabbit]

*sing/screaming in her man's face* I WANT IT NOWWWW!

Dr. Teeth: X_X

[wwfpooh]

Take it behind closed doors, you guys...XD

Crows: Boy, we're flappin' out. Later. *the crows leave*

Later, guys. *cleans up what's left of Elphaba & picks up her hat, gown, and broom*

[WhiteRabbit]

O_O You sicko...I was pretending to be Veruca Salt.

[Winslow Leach]

AAAAAAAAAAHHHH! ! ! *hugs Mr. Turtle again, along with still hugging the rest of the crows* You guys are awesome! ^_^

Mr. Turtle (coughing and gagging on chocolate) Th-thank you, my dear...you saved me from a lifetime of singing those wretched tunes from the past...not that the tunes of today are any better...give me a good old Cole Porter or Noel Coward song, and I'll be one happy turtle!

[wwfpooh]

O_O You sicko...I was pretending to be Veruca Salt.Hey, you said it, not me. That's your fault. XD

Besides, who wants to be that spoiled rotten egg, anyway? XP

[AnimatedC9000]

Mr. Turtle (coughing and gagging on chocolate) Th-thank you, my dear...you saved me from a lifetime of singing those wretched tunes from the past...not that the tunes of today are any better...give me a good old Cole Porter or Noel Coward song, and I'll be one happy turtle!

... but I likes those tunes. ;_; *forces Mr. Turtle to eat more chocolate*

[wwfpooh]

Here we go again....

[WhiteRabbit]

Hey, you said it, not me. That's your fault. XD

Besides, who wants to be that spoiled rotten egg, anyway? XP

*pushes Pooh out a window* =P

[Winslow Leach]

... but I likes those tunes. ;_; *forces Mr. Turtle to eat more chocolate*

Mr. Turtle: O_O

Hello my baby, hello my honey,
Hello my ragtime gaaaaaaaaaal!
Send me a kiss by wire,
Baby my heart's on fire!
If you refuse me, honey you'll lose me,
Then you'll be left aloooooone,
Oh baby, please telephoooooooooooooone!
Ha-cha-cha!

[WhiteRabbit]

Stop wastin' all the chocolate on him. Me want some. ;_; *steals it*

Zoot: *hides*

[AnimatedC9000]

Mr. Turtle: O_O

Hello my baby, hello my honey,
Hello my ragtime gaaaaaaaaaal!
Send me a kiss by wire,
Baby my heart's on fire!
If you refuse me, honey you'll lose me,
Then you'll be left aloooooone,
Oh baby, please telephoooooooooooooone!
Ha-cha-cha!

*hugs Mr. Turtle gently so she won't choke him* Sing to me again! ^_^

[WhiteRabbit]

*hugs Mr. Turtle gently so she won't choke him* Sing to me again! ^_^

Dr. Teeth: Get yer own ninja! =P *yanking Mr. Turtle out of Cait's arms and stealing him*

[wwfpooh]

*pushes Pooh out a window* =P

*falls of the window, ala Foley (http://themes.xylot.net/themes/wwe/ent/mankind_4.mp3) falling off--and even through--the roofed cage (called a Cell) in 1998 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLv_CK0rlJo)*

You will not have a nice day, I guarantee it!

[Colbynfriends]

Pooh lands on Colby
Oh wow,
In a daze he starts singing
Winnie the pooh, tubby little buddy covered in stuff
faints

[Winslow Leach]

*hugs Mr. Turtle gently so she won't choke him* Sing to me again! ^_^

Mr. Turtle (sings)

Besame...Besame Mucho!
Each time I cling to your kiss
I hear music divine...
Besame...Besame Mucho!
Love me forever, say that
You'll always be miiiiiiiiine!

Tony: It appears Mr. Turtle has become a jukebox.

Lefty: An' I care because...? By da way, Squidward, why does my mout' taste like coins?

Tony: Um...I dunno...why does your mouth taste like coins? Is that a trick question?

Lefty: An' I suddenly have a massive headache! I was feelin' fine two minutes ago...

Tony: Maybe you're just imagining you have a headache.

Lefty: Hey, yeah, dat's it! I'm just imaginin' it! Riiiiiiiiight! Tanks, Tommy!

Tony: No problem empty-skull. Now get away from me, you bother me...

[AnimatedC9000]

Mr. Turtle (sings)

Besame...Besame Mucho!
Each time I cling to your kiss
I hear music divine...
Besame...Besame Mucho!
Love me forever, say that
You'll always be miiiiiiiiine!

Eh, close (http://froggyeve.tripod.com/index.html) enough. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGE8wVTvHF0) =P Please sing again.

[Winslow Leach]

Eh, close (http://froggyeve.tripod.com/index.html) enough. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGE8wVTvHF0) =P Please sing again.

Mr. Turtle

Hello my baby, hello my honey,
Hello my ragtime gaaaaaaaal!
Send me a kiss by wire,
Baby my heart's on fire!
If you refuse me, honey you'll lose me,
Then you'll be left alooooone....
Oh honey, won't you please telephooooonnne!
Ha cha cha!

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: Raphael is MAH NINJA! >_> *steals Mr. Turtle back*

[Winslow Leach]

Dr. Teeth: Raphael is MAH NINJA! >_> *steals Mr. Turtle back*

Mr. Turtle (coming to) Wha, wha, wha...where am I? Who am I? Who ordered the veal cutlet? (looks at Dr. Teeth) AAAAAAAHHHHH! Good night, nurse!

Mr. Turtle takes a cartoon mallet out of his shell, and bops himself on the head, sending him to la-la land.

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: That's what I thought. =P C'mon...let's go...do somethang...

[Winslow Leach]

Lefty: 'Ey! Where's dat bad influence takin' my toitle?

Tony: Maybe he's gonna flush him...

Lefty: WHAT ? !

Lefty runs after Dr. Teeth.

Lefty: Get back ere Grendel! I'm gonna make mincemeat outta youse! Quit stealin' my meal ticket, ya crum-bum!

[wwfpooh]

*to Colby* Sorry about the mishap and please, enough with "the silly ol' bear" jokes. I mean, I do like Winnie, but there's a time and place for references like that. XD

*dust self off* Now, where was I?

Oh yeah...*plots revenge on the one who pushed him out the window in the first place*

What to do...*thinks, but gets nothing*

Come on, brain! Think, think, think. *gets frustrated with self*

I said think, dagnabbit! *continues plotting*

[Ruahnna]

Kermit: (leaning over and whispering to Piggy uncomfortably) Um, Piggy? Piggy--do you get the feeling that we've stepped into an alternate universe? Or storyline? Piggy? Piggy--why don't you....oh. (Spies Piggy on the phone)
Piggy: (tapping one expensively shod foot in irritation and tossing her long honeyed locks over her shoulder) Marty--I thought I made myself PERFECTLY CLEAR. NO REALITY SHOWS! None! I don't want the cameras on me until--what? Oh. oh. I, um, knew that. Well, great to talk to you Marty--kissy kissy! Call me when the next batch of scripts arrives!
Kermit: Piggy, what were you doing? I was going to ask you if you thought it was getting weird around here. Um...do you? Think we're stepped into someone else's private storyline?
Piggy: I THOUGHT it was one of those new reality shows--you know, where they trapped horrible people in situations WITHOUT MAKEUP and make them--what?
Kermit: I, um, it's just that I, um, don't think it's a reality show. I think these folks are just like us--you know, waiting for the dorms to open back up.
Piggy: (Sighing dramatically) Mon Capitan, I will grant that they are waiting with us, but no one is like Moi, and no one is like Vous. Therefore, there can be no one who's actuallyl "like us."
Kerimt: Um, well said. I think I'm gonna sit back down here and wait some more. (Tugs playfully on her satin-gloved hand.) Come on--come keep me company.
Piggy: Anything for vous.....

[wwfpooh]

Nice encounter between the pig and her frog...I hope too that the Dorms reopen soon.

[Winslow Leach]

Lefty(singing)

If I were Queen--er--King of da forrrreeeeeessssssssst!

Tony: facepalm

Newsie (grabbing Tony by the collar and shaking him) When will the madness end, Tommy? WHEN WILL IT END ? ! ! ! !

Tony: Easy there, chief...again, Lefty seems to be going stir-crazy...outdoors...

Newsie: Bah! Impossible!

Tony: What about that Mr. Flea business?

Newsie: Again with the Mr. Flea? I have no recollection.

Tony: Riiiiiiiiiiiiight!

Mr. Turtle (snorts) Simpleton!

Newsie: What did you call me?

Mr. Turtle: You heard me loud and clear, old fruit!

Newsie: I'll show you who's a simpleton!

Newsie rushes for Mr. Turtle...but slips on the grass and does a full somersault, landing hard on his head.

Newsie: ...uuuuuuuuuhhhhh...

Mr. Turtle: SIMPLETON! (sticks out his tongue)

[Winslow Leach]

Lefty (rolling around the ground, screaming) AAAARRR! I'm bein' eaten by a giant blancmange! Help! Help! Moider! AAAAR!

Tony: I give up! You deal with him!

Crazy Harry: O_O

[Skeeter Muppet]

We now join the crew of Kim and the Fraggles in their hotel room as they await the re-opening of the Muppet Dorms.

Gillis: Now, this is just getting ridiculous.
Kim: Are you referring to the insanity going on on the lawn of the dorms, or the fact that it's been two weeks and we're still in this hotel room?
Boober: Can't it be both?
Tosh: I'm worried. What if something's happened to Ed or Bryan, and that's why the dorms can't open?
Kim: You're not the only one, Tosh, believe me.
Gillis: Well, it certainly seems like we're the only ones who are worried. For everyone else, it's business as usual.
Mimzy: Don't you mean insanity as usual?
Gillis: That's what I said; business as usual.

-Kim

[The Count]

Hi... Something did happen to both of us Kim. Bryan did reply to my message, and we've gotten that sorted out, but he had something else happen I hope was posted in Friends and Family either yesterday or earlier today.

Congrats to my fellow Sesame Seedling.

As for me, my computer conked out for the last two weeks. We'll see what happens from here on out. Need to send out another message, I hope the dorms reopen soon as well.

[wwfpooh]

I guess the circle of life (http://www.soundamerica.com/soundamerica/sounds/themes/Movies/lionkng1.wav) played out. Now, all we must do is wait.

[Winslow Leach]

Lefty wanders around, strumming a ukulele. He wears a fake bow and arrow through his head, and one of those novelty fake glasses/eyebrows/nose combos that look like Groucho Marx. In a way, Lefty is living his own Ophelia mad scene...

Lefty (singing)

Fried onions, please,
Give me cheese,
Look at me,
No KFC!
Fried onions, please,
Give me cheese!

Newsie: Heh heh, good ol' Lefty! You know, if I could record him, I can use it as the lead story on my broadcast tonight.

Tony: You would be willing to exploit a friend--in the state he's in--for the sake of a good story?

Newsie: Mhm, oh yes, Tommy! Especially when it's Lefty!

Lefty (singing)

Calloo-Callay,
We'll feast today
On urchins from da muddy brine!
I'll sway in time
Till night is mine,
An' eat da fatted swine!

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!

Newsie: Ho ho ho, this is priceless!

Mr. Turtle: The bloomin' fellow is completely daft!

Lefty (sadly) An' now like poor Ophelia, I must drown myself...

Mr. Turtle: How the deuce does he know who Ophelia is?

Tony: Eh. Maybe it's one of the ladies who hangs down by the docks or something.

Lefty takes a full glass of water out of his coat pocket, and throws it into his own face.

Lefty: Glug glug! Glug glug! Alas poor Lefty! We knew him well!

Newsie: This is one of the times I wish our station wasn't so cheap. I'd give anything to have a camera right now.

Crazy Harry, hiding in the nearby bushes, has been secretly videotaping Lefty the whole time. He chuckles silently.

Crazy Harry: TMZ...TMZ...TMZ...

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: *sneaking up behind Mr. Turtle and kidnapping him while Lefty's being a spaz*

O_O *watching, having nothing better to do*

[Winslow Leach]

Mr. Turtle: BLOODY HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, fungus-face! Heh heh. Put me down please. Seriously, sir. Put me down, or I shall bite your nose off!

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: *blinks* I love ya too, Raphael. C'mon, let's make tracks! *sticking Mr. Turtle to the ceiling (of something) and forcing him to walk upside down*

*turns on that techno song Sandstorm and syncs it up to Mr. Turtle* XPPP *looks for some glowsticks to start raving with*

[Winslow Leach]

Mr. Turtle: Help...? I am not bloody Spider-Turtle, you rotter! I say, I'm getting rather queasy upside down like this...if you don't put me down, I shall be forced, quite against my will, to show you what I had for dinner tonight...and it won't be pretty, I can guarantee that!

[WhiteRabbit]

*taking Mr. Turtle down* Mr. Turtle! You must rave with us! O_O *placing a glowstick on top of his shell and shoving one into Dr. Teeth's mouth*

Zoot: *waking up* The strobe lights! They burnses our eyes!

[Winslow Leach]

Mr. Turtle (affected by the glow-sticks) Urp! I'm...I'm afraid I'm going to...ungh...BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGGHH!

Newsie appears.

Newsie: Hey, is Mr. Turtle...O_O...never mind...

Newsie runs away.

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *cringes* ...ew. *throws him back at Newsie*

[Winslow Leach]

Mr. turtle hits Newsie in the face; Newsie goes down.

Newsie: Get it off! Get it off!

Laughing insanely, Crazy Harry sprays Newsie and Mr. Turtle with a hose.

[wwfpooh]

Ugh...Seriously not needed. Who's gonna clean this up?

[WhiteRabbit]

Mr. turtle hits Newsie in the face; Newsie goes down.

Newsie: Get it off! Get it off!

Laughing insanely, Crazy Harry sprays Newsie and Mr. Turtle with a hose.

Zoot: *snickering* It's all over you, man...sick...

[Winslow Leach]

Newsie: He's stuck to my face! I'm gonna turn into a were-turtle, I just know it! Tommy! Lefty! Harry, stop spraying me with the hose!

Crazy Harry (still spraying) AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Lefty: I'm a balloon! Look at me float!

[wwfpooh]

Sorry Mr. Turtle, but you'll have to unstick yourself from this problem on your own.

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: *cuddling Mr. Turtle, trying to make him feel better* Shaddup. =P

[Winslow Leach]

Dr. Teeth: *cuddling Mr. Turtle, trying to make him feel better* Shaddup. =P

Mr. Turtle: Oh Mater, I had the most horrible dream! I was being manhandled by a cretinous goon who...(looks at Dr. Teeth) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH ! ! !

[wwfpooh]

Dr. Teeth: *cuddling Mr. Turtle, trying to make him feel better* Shaddup. =PSorry. Say, why don't you help, Dr. Teeth? He is your friend after all and you are hugging him and all that?

[WhiteRabbit]

*shredding on her drums*

[wwfpooh]

*watching TV*

[WhiteRabbit]

O_o Um...Pooh, Dr. Teeth's not even around right now.

[wwfpooh]

Must've been imagining things then. I shouldn't be surprised, as I am half-asleep as it is.

[Winslow Leach]

Newsie: Good evening. I'm standing outside the Muppet College Dorms where a new daredevil to rival the Great Gonzo has just emerged...if we can get a shot up there...

(camera pan to rooftop, where Lefty is perched on the edge; he wears a pair of giant wings on his back)

That is my roommate, known as Lefty, ladies and gentlemen. And he is convinced that he will be the first man to fly without an airplane! Yes, impossible, but apparently true! You could feel the tension all around me...

(no one is paying attention)

...well, this will be a historic moment, nevertheless...okay...it looks as if...as if Lefty is getting ready...he's poised...he's taking his position...he's about to fly, ladies and gentlemen! Oh, what an historic occasion! He's about to fly!

(Lefty spreads his "wings," and leaps off of the roof; he immediately plunges straight down)

SPLUT!

Newsie: Erm...heh...that was...that was only a practice run...he just wanted to test his wings...that Lefty, what a card! Heh...um...can we cut? Please? Can we--turn off the camera!

[The Count]

*Watching Newsie's broadcast... "A" historic.
*Laughs at the landing of Lefty.

*Switches channel.

[AnimatedC9000]

*acting as a newscaster with Digit as her cameraman* Ooh, tough break. Well, that's all for here at the Dorms. This is Newsie and Cait-"I-really-want-this-job"-lyn saying "Back to you at the studio, Rob." ... CUT! Wardrobe, makeup, beatuy department! Where's my limo...? *goes rambling on*

[Winslow Leach]

*Watching Newsie's broadcast... "A" historic.


Newsie (double-take) Oops! Sorry for my unedumicated faux pas! I really thought the dimwit would fly!

[WhiteRabbit]

*cocking her head at Newsie and Cait's report* Nya? O_o

Zoot: *drowsily holds up Lefty's score--0.5*

[Winslow Leach]

*acting as a newscaster with Digit as her cameraman* Ooh, tough break. Well, that's all for here at the Dorms. This is Newsie and Cait-"I-really-want-this-job"-lyn saying "Back to you at the studio, Rob." ... CUT! Wardrobe, makeup, beatuy department! Where's my limo...? *goes rambling on*

Newsie: Whoa whoa whoa, hold your horses...you get a limo? And makeup? I get...a microphone...

(Tony grabs microphone)

Tony: Yeah, I'm gonna need this back. The toddler you swiped it from for your broadcast is bawling his eyes out...(the plastic microphone reads "Fisher-Price." Tony shakes his head sadly) Honestly...

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: *snatching the microphone away from Tony* Mine! >_>

[Winslow Leach]

Dr. Teeth: *snatching the microphone away from Tony* Mine! >_>

Tony: O_O

Tony shrugs and walks away.

[AnimatedC9000]

Newsie: Whoa whoa whoa, hold your horses...you get a limo? And makeup? I get...a microphone...

(Tony grabs microphone)

Tony: Yeah, I'm gonna need this back. The toddler you swiped it from for your broadcast is bawling his eyes out...(the plastic microphone reads "Fisher-Price." Tony shakes his head sadly) Honestly...

*laughing at Newsie (couldn't help it)* And I don't even have the job yet! *calm* Seriously, though. Is there any way that I could be your co-anchor and Digit could be our cameraman?

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: *trying to feed the microphone to Mr. Turtle* Mmmmm? O_o *nudging him with it*

[Winslow Leach]

Dr. Teeth: *trying to feed the microphone to Mr. Turtle* Mmmmm? O_o *nudging him with it*

Mr. Turtle: BLAST! Do you expect me to eat this bloody thing, you half-wit?

[Winslow Leach]

*laughing at Newsie (couldn't help it)* And I don't even have the job yet! *calm* Seriously, though. Is there any way that I could be your co-anchor and Digit could be our cameraman?

Newsie: Well...seeing that the double-Newsie experiment didn't quite work...sure, why not? As long as you have experience...like me...yessir...I have plenty of experience...o_O

[AnimatedC9000]

Newsie: Well...seeing that the double-Newsie experiment didn't quite work...sure, why not? As long as you have experience...like me...yessir...I have plenty of experience...o_O

Trust me, Newsie, I know things about this field of work. I'm sure I can help you draw in ratings on your show. Besides, we'll have one of the best technicians working with us! *hugs Digit*

[WhiteRabbit]

Mr. Turtle: BLAST! Do you expect me to eat this bloody thing, you half-wit?

Dr. Teeth: ...O_o ...o_O ...yesh. I does.

*playing rock, paper, scissors in the mirror* ;_; NYAAAA! I lost again!

[The Count]

Rully? 0.5? Lefty did that well?

Posted by Mr. Turtle: "Do you expect me to eat this?"
No, no Mr. Turtle... We expect you to die.

*Switches channels again to catch the Daily News Show with Newsie and Caitlyn, if she's been hired as his co-anchor by now.

[Winslow Leach]

Posted by Mr. Turtle: "Do you expect me to eat this?"
No, no Mr. Turtle... We expect you to die.


Mr. Turtle (in Sean Connery voice) But I have information! Operashon Grand Shlam for inshtance! Turn off thish lasher that'sh precarioushly aimed at a shenshitive area, and we'll talk businesh, Goldfinger...about Operashon Grand Shlam...

[WhiteRabbit]

*looking blank for a second* O_o *taking Mr. Turtle and snuggling him*

[Winslow Leach]

*looking blank for a second* O_o *taking Mr. Turtle and snuggling him*

Mr. Turtle: I'm gonna bite your--oh! Miss Ailie...yes, what I meant to say was, would you care to join me for a spot of tea, wot?

[WhiteRabbit]

*blinks* Wot? Wha--? Can I has hot chocolate instead please? Tea makes Ailie gag... X_X

Zoot: ...chocolate...? O_O

Dr. Teeth: O_o *gives Zoot a weird look*

Zoot: Nya?

...I'm a mermaid. O_O

[Winslow Leach]

*blinks* Wot? Wha--? Can I has hot chocolate instead please? Tea makes Ailie gag... X_X


Mr. Turtle (heavy sigh) Very well. You may have hot cocoa whilst I drink my tea. I happen to carry extra bags with me, in case a situation such as this arises. Just boil some hot water, chop-chop!

[WhiteRabbit]

I can't boil the water, Mr. Turtle...I needs it...'cause I'm a mermaid. =P

Zoot: Ariel?

Dr. Teeth: Daryl Hannah?

Zoot: Chicken of the Sea?

Dr. Teeth: Mmmmmm...chicken...

[Winslow Leach]

I can't boil the water, Mr. Turtle...I needs it...'cause I'm a mermaid. =P

Zoot: Ariel?

Dr. Teeth: Daryl Hannah?

Zoot: Chicken of the Sea?

Dr. Teeth: Mmmmmm...chicken...

Mr. Turtle (facepalm) Blast! Do you think if I click my heels together three times I can go home?

[WhiteRabbit]

Dude, we're in Wonderland, not Oz... =P

Zoot: *squeaks* AAAAAAH! The Blue Meanies are attacking me!

I said Wonderland, not Pepperl--

Dr. Teeth: Luceh in the Sky with Diamonds? O_o

Strawberry Fields Forever? O_O

[Winslow Leach]

Dude, we're in Wonderland, not Oz... =P

Zoot: *squeaks* AAAAAAH! The Blue Meanies are attacking me!

I said Wonderland, not Pepperl--

Dr. Teeth: Luceh in the Sky with Diamonds? O_o

Strawberry Fields Forever? O_O

Mr. Turtle: No, I am not Getting Better, whilst Fixing a Hole with Lovely Rita, nor has this been a pleasant Day in the Life of this poor turtle, who wishes he were young again...ah...I used to say When I'm 64, I'll truly live! Unfortunately that was more than 20 years ago today...and now I need a Little Help From My Friends...(sighs) I'm just sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come...and take me away, hah hah, it's coming to take me away, hah hah ho ho hee hee!

[WhiteRabbit]

All: *stare in awe at Mr. Turtle* O_O

Zoot: May we kiss your feet, man?

Bow, you guys...for cereal.

All: *bow before Mr. Turtle*

[Winslow Leach]

All: *stare in awe at Mr. Turtle* O_O

Zoot: May we kiss your feet, man?

Bow, you guys...for cereal.

All: *bow before Mr. Turtle*

Mr. Turtle (confused) What the deuce did I say, that you people are staring at me in awe? I don't recall a thing! Oatmeal?

[WhiteRabbit]

Erm...porridge?

Zoot: Porridge? X_X Ohhh...I'm nauseous...I'm nauseous... *rocking back and forth*

Dr. Teeth: *cocking his head sideways like Dr. Hutchinson on Rocko's Modern Life* 'kay? =D

Let's all hold hands...here on the subway... O_o

[wwfpooh]

I needs it...'cause I'm a mermaid

Alright, Ailie-riel (http://www.soundamerica.com/soundamerica/sounds/themes/Movie-TV-Radio_Related/littlm1.wav), but I think you're confusing books: Alice in Wonderland is by Lewis Carrol and The Little Mermaid is by Hans Christian Anderson. XD

[WhiteRabbit]

*whacks Pooh with her fin* =P

[wwfpooh]

Bleh...Fish breath! Get it off! Nothing against fish, but the breath is rather strong for me personally.

[The Count]

Hi. Just waiting for Caitlyn to reply to a message I sent, and then the dorms will hopefully reopen after that.

[AnimatedC9000]

Hi. Just waiting for Caitlyn to reply to a message I sent, and then the dorms will hopefully reopen after that.

Replied! And I decree...

LET THE DORMS BE OPENED!

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: Hey look at that, we'll finally be moving in for the semester
Wanda: Great! Do Red and Mokey know?
Beth: We'll send a message down the Fraggle Hole if we have to, I'm sure they'll pop up eventually.
*they gather bags and move toward the entrance*

[The Count]

Thanks to everybody for waiting until the dorms could be opened. Since all the participants have been tended to, this thread will be closed so the dorms proper can reopen. See you all there.