Muppet Show Role Play

[Fozzie Bear]

HIYA!!

This turned out to be fun when we did this on the old board--at least it was because we had lots of interest by MCers.

The rules are simple.

NAMES
If your MC monicker is a character name, whoever first signs in under that character name is that character. IE, I am Fozzie Bear. I must maintain the character and integrity of that character, and "BE" Fozzie Bear. My jokes must stink. Zack always made for a wonderful Rowlf in the role plays, too. And Crazy Harry was da bomb!! WOCKA WOCKA!! (Sorry!)

If you're one of those with 2 folks' names in your monicker, you must choose the FIRST of the 2 as your character. (JaniceandMokey's Man is now Janice--how ever odd that may seem). This gives more characters for use to other people.

If you do not have a character name as your MC handle, then you become a penguin, pig, rat, or chicken under that name. In other words, "LUKE" is now "Penguin Luke." We didn't do this last time, but we'll see how it plays out.

Answer only for your character, not any others. Do not create a whole script with you and other characters in your post. Do your part of the story in your post and wait for the response.

STORY
TRY to keep in line with the story, don't get too "out there" with it, but whatever direction we end up taking--well, who knows. This is the "Muppets" after all who we'll be playing. Try to stay a part of the game and story, and we'll try to rant as little as possible (help ME stay on track, even!).

I am the Role Play master, or whatever that dude is called, and will administer the rules as such, as well as watch the direction of the story.

If we do good, maybe I'll turn our role play into fan fiction or something. The last time was REAL good, but I cannot locate it.

SCRIPT
Dialogue as usual, just like posting a message to one another. No need for quotes or doing this-- (FOZZIE:)
Action is marked with *, so if someone walks across the room:
*Fozzie walks across room*
If you need to notate something, we do this in parenthesis:
(NOTE: This is how we note things.)

So, if you want to play, let's go!
F:DZ

[Fozzie Bear]

*The Muppet Show Theater. Much action has been going on here in recent days, filming christmas movies, doing weekly shows, preparing for a Fox TV Series. These hallowed walls of entertainment are currently quiet as morning dawns and a Studebacher pulls up out front, and a certain bear checks things out, then drives around back.*

Well, nobody's here yet. I guess I'll just wait til Kermit shows up with the keys.

Which I hope he'll do, seeing as the last time Kermit NEVER showed up with the keys.

In the meantime, I'll just lay my head back here on the seat here and rest. Here.

:o

[Crazy Harry]

Just don't expect me to blow the doors off again. I'm still working to pay for the last time I did that.

[Fozzie Bear]

OH! Hiya, Crazy Harry. Nah, we'll wait for the key this time. Unless there's someone inside. Maybe I'll knock on the door. Surely, somebody might answer the door.

*walks to the backstage door*

Somebody always gets locked in at night. Happened to me twice so far.

*knocks on the door*

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

*answers door*

*calls over shoulder back into backstage* Oh honeyyyy, it's Fozzie! We're free!

Oh wow, like, Floyd and I were in the cantine last night when they locked the theater---we couldn't get out of the doooors!

[Fozzie Bear]

HIYA, Janice! Haaaa!!

Crazy Harry and I just got here. I suppose sooner or later Kermit will show up and tell us what to do.

In the meantime, I have my rubber chicken!!

*Waves rubber chicken around like a flag*
OH Bee-ooo-ti-fulll for chiiiii-kendom
For re-cy-cled tii-res
What ruuu-bber chick-ennnns make us laugh
And stay out of FRI-ERS!

WOCKA WOCKA!! Get it? Rubber chickens don't go into friers!!
HAA!

[Crazy Harry]

Um, which one of us is supposed to be the crazy one again?

[Fozzie Bear]

I dunno, but this red ink pen you just handed me...the one that sparkles at the tip...doesn't seem to write.

*Throws it out the door to the back of the theater.*

Guess I'll use this here pencil to work on tonight's show schedule to help Kermit out. He could always use some hel..

*from outside: BOOM!*

HELP!

Crazy Harry!! That was no ink pen!!

[Gonzo14]

(Gonzo flys through the celiling)
I just shot myself here from Australia.

[Crazy Harry]

Sorry, I got it out of the wrong pocket.

*Hands Fozzie a dynamite shaped novelty pen*

Here, I think this is the right one.

[Gonzo14]

Maybe you should add some Special effects lilke Exploding Socks.

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

Oh Gonzo, like, that's a rully lame idea!

[Crazy Harry]

*stands there holding a gym sock in one hand and a firecracker in the other*

You rully think so?

[Beauregard]

*enters with mop*

Hey, what's going on?

*Turns round hitting Janice with the mop*

I'm here early to get the stage all cleaned up and ready for the show.

*turns and hit Crazy with the mop causing the firecraker and Sock to explode*

*Turns to camera*

I don't know why I don't get another job

[Fozzie Bear]

NO, no, Beau...you're needed here {for some reason or other} BUT! You're a great janitor and stage hand, and so if you'll just go and dust those props over there, I think we'll be okay.

Oh, Gonzo, did that hurt you at all? I think you bent your nose out of shape!!

Why are Crazy Harry and Janice all wet, and why am I afraid of this pen???

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

Eeeeew, like, now I have to go change!

*to Floyd*

C'mon honey, you can help me . . .

*leads Floyd upstairs to dressing rooms*

[Beauregard]

*goes to dust props*

Oh alright, Ill stay but...

*Double takes*

What on Earth are these doing here?

(NOTE: How did Janice open the door if she got locked in last night:: END OF NOTE)

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

Originally posted by Beauregard
(NOTE: How did Janice open the door if she got locked in last night:: END OF NOTE)

(She and Floyd were locked in the theatre, not the dressing room)

[Beauregard]

(How did they open the theatre door?)

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

Originally posted by Beauregard
(How did they open the theatre door?)

(They didn't, Fozzie did, when he and Crazy Harry got there with a key...you have to pay attention! lol :p ;) )

[Fozzie Bear]

(They didn't, Fozzie did, when he and Crazy Harry got there with a key...you have to pay attention! lol ) (no key, Janice and Floyd were locked in all night, Fozzie and Crazy Harry were waiting on Kermit to come with a key)

Gee, I guess everyone else will be showing up soon. Swedish Chef to cook some grub, Kermit to take care of things, Scooter to...do whatever it is he does, Miss Piggy to...um...wander around and be a diva or something.

HEY BEAU! Don't dust that! It's not a prop!!

That's my nose!!

[Crazy Harry]

(I'm confussed. Which side of the door are we on?)

[Gonzo14]

(the inside, but there's not much going on yet)

[Fozzie Bear]

Haaa!!

We are INSIDE the theater backstage area, now, Crazy Harry.

*walks over and turns on the main switches so all the theater lights come on and everyone can now see that we are in the inside backstage area, the stage is now well-lit, as is all the other places in the theater.*

Oh, hey, Gonzo, can you please go over this outline for tonight? I have to go up to the theater box office and run off some programs for tonight's show. Just, look after things here for a bit until I get back...or until Kermit shows up. Whichever happens first.

And Crazy Harry...no Boombooms, okay? Just go out and rig up our pyrotechnics for Gonzo's act tonight. What were you doing again, Gonzo?

[Gonzo14]

I'm going to Rollerblade across the Stage, wearing Dynamite sticks surrounded by Nitro Glisserine, while playing the Banjo Blindfolded. and it looks like you're gonna have to cancel Vets Hospital unless Rowlf and Piggy show up.

[Beauregard]

Don't worry. They'll be here.

I'm more worried about Boston and Beaker. They won't be here for the Muppet Laps unless they can get their car started. Bonston took out the motor to make a reversable Beaker coustume.

*Sighs*

They'll be a lot of cleaning up if Gonzo does do his act.

*looks around*

Where is gonzo anyway?

Oh well soon he'll be everywhere.

[Fozzie Bear]

Yeah, Bunsen and Beaker should be here...sometime; and I think Gonzo went to get his skates on.

Okay, well...here's the programs for tonights, show. I'm gonna fold these and...

*DING!*

Someone's at the back door. Wonder who it is?

*Goes over and accepts package from postman.*

Hey, it's a package for Gonzo...hope it's not from Crazy Harry. GONZO!! You got mail!!

[Gonzo14]

Oh Great, that's the Nitro Glisserine I ordered for tonight's show

[Zack the Dog]

(Rowlf the Dog Walks in the theater)

HEY! FOZZIE! i've been chasing your studabaker and BOY am i exsasted!(Get it? That's a dog joke) You said you were goin to pick me up today! i waited out of my dog house ALL mornin!



Zack)Rowlf the, I'm heeeear!;-)Dog.

[Crazy Harry]

*fooling around with the special effects equipment*

Hey guys! There's a slight problem with the lighning generator! Don't worry though! I shoud have it fixed in about seven...

*BOOM!*

...dy minutes.

[Gonzo14]

All the lights went out, wait here's a Candle on the Floor Wait, before I light this, Crazy Harry is this a Dynamite Stick?

[Crazy Harry]

I don't think so. All dynamite that I don't carry with me I usualy lock in the explosives closet.

[Gonzo14]

Oh, Good, Hey Fozzie How long does everyone have to get here before the Show starts. Hopefully the Electricity will turn on Before then.

[Zack the Dog]

well, i guess practice for tonights show on my piano.
(starts to play...Dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum...KABOOM!!!)

Ahem...Harry...have you been playing with my paino again?...

[Crazy Harry]

Not every explosion that happens around here is my fault! Maybe next time you should check to see which piano you're using.

[Zack the Dog]

well i play a couple of piano's, i've got my pit band piano, my grand piano and my other upright stage piano, and all three Kermit's still makin payment's on...well two pianos now!!!although someone's gonna have to pay for this one too....

[Beauregard]

More cleaning.

Why can't people stop blowing things up???

[Daffyfan2003]

I want to play too. Are there any characters left for me? Also, can someone give me the run-down on what's going on? (I'm too lazy to look back at the beginning of this thread. Lol.)

[Beauregard]

Originally posted by Daffyfan2002
I want to play too. Are there any characters left for me? Also, can someone give me the run-down on what's going on? (I'm too lazy to look back at the beginning of this thread. Lol.)

Basicly nothing has happpened.

Nothing important anyway. Beauregard, Fozzie, Crazy Harry, and Rawlf the Dog are in the theatre with Janice and Floyd. Floyd isn't played by anyone yet so if you can try and get a Floyd picture for your avator (Phill might help you) you could be him.

Back to the story

_________________________________



I wish that I could have a main part on the show tonight.

Fozzie do you think there is somthing I could do? I don't want to be a Vetanarians Hospital Victim though?

[Zack the Dog]

Beauregard! whata great idea! I need someone to be the vict, i mean paisent on Vetanarians Hospital! Thanks a lot!

[Beauregard]

*turns to camera*

What did I say?

[Crazy Harry]

*walks in reading scritp*

Beauregard's line: I wish that I could have a main part on the show tonight.Fozzie do you think there is somthing I could do? I don't want to be a Vetanarians Hospital Victim though.

[Gonzo14]

Originally posted by Beauregard
[B]Basicly nothing has happpened.

Nothing important anyway. Beauregard, Fozzie, Crazy Harry, and Rawlf the Dog are in the theatre with Janice and Floyd. Floyd isn't played by anyone yet so if you can try and get a Floyd picture for your avator (Phill might help you) you could be him.

Back to the story

(Gonzo's here too)

You can light the Nitro Glisserine for my Act

[Daffyfan2003]

O.K., so I'm Floyd. (Phil, I'll need your help with the avatar)
I guess I'll be the Vet's Hospital patient....

Hey, Dr. Bob, my main man. I've been getting them awful headaches lately. Could you possibly give me a perscription or somethin'! That ache is killin' me, man...

(I have to admit I don't do the best Floyd imitation. I'll try to work on it throughout the story.)

[Phillip Chapman]

Originally posted by Daffyfan2002
O.K., so I'm Floyd. (Phil, I'll need your help with the avatar)

Just added him to your profile. Hope it's ok. Floyd is one of my favorites!

You can change your avater at any time by clicking on the "user control panel" link above.

[matleo]

*wakes up*

*looks around*

*puts head back down*

:o Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzz......................

[Daffyfan2003]

Thanks, that's a cool pic... Or in the words of Floyd...

Hey, man. Really groovy pic. Far out, man.

[Beauregard]

Hey Floyd what happened to Janice? Oh and I'm so glad that you decided to be the patient.

Rawlf you don't need a second patient do you?

[Crazy Harry]

Looks like Dr. Bob is starting to lose his patience.

*looks around to see that everyone is staring at him*

I'll get back to work.

[Fozzie Bear]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Zack the Dog
HEY! FOZZIE! i've been chasing your studabaker and BOY am i exsasted!(Get it? That's a dog joke) You said you were goin to pick me up today! i waited out of my dog house ALL mornin!

ROWLF!

Oh, Rowlf. Sorry about that. I understand what you meant NOW when you asked me to pick you up. When you asked me the first time I just thought, "Gee, I'm not that strong!" Sorry!

[Fozzie Bear]

Oh, dear! I go in the closet to fold some programs for the show, and stuff starts happenin! Lights go out, exploding pianos...WAIT! Gonzo! There might be something in that for you!

Something with exploding pianos!!

Glad to see Floyd got dried up, wonderin what he did with Janice since she's not talking now...and Zoot! Yay! Zoot is, um---sorta here!

Okay, Floyd's volunteered to be in Vet's hospital on tonight's show, and I guess Beau will light up Gonzo's life tonight with that whole nitroglycerine act, which Crazy Harry might be helping in.

Now, things are starting to shape up, and it's only 9:30 in the morning!!

Only ONE question remains...

Where's Kermit!!?

I'm only one bear, I can't do all this by myself! Where's Scooter? Where's Piggy?

Where's the bathroom? I gotta go!

[Daffyfan2003]

Wait a minute, man. Janice ain't here. Dude, I was going to take her to an expensive Italian place tonight... (Or maybe we'll just go to Denny's. I've heard Kermit and Miss Piggy really liked their Grand Slam meals.) Anyway, I've gotta go find my main squeeze. I'm sorry, Dr. Bob, just send me my bill in the mail. I've gotta jet.

[Fozzie Bear]

(Editor's note: Janice and Floyd were accidentally hit with water-filled mops by Beau and went to change in the dressing room, but she may have had to step out to get dry underwear--considering she's wearing any).

Okay, Floyd, sir. Yessir. There's time this morning to get some food before we begin working here on the show.

Gonzo. Help. I need some help on the show. Kermit isn't here yet (hint hint, KERMIT!!) and my rubber chicken is only sitting there staring at the roof.

Rowlf, do we have all the things we need for tonight's show? I can't find Kermit's file for tonight.

(*becoming very panicked*)

[radionate]

This is a Muppet News Flash.....

Customers at a Denny's in Hooboken New Jersey were peacefully eating when they were attacked by angry flapjacks from their Grand Slam Breakfast.

Angry Flapjacks? :confused:

*Looks to the Left to See a Mob of Angry Flapjacks Coming at Him Weilding Large Sausage Links As Weapons*

*Falls Under Desk, Flapjacks Leave, Crawls To The Top Looks Into The Camera And Says (in pain)*

This has been a Muppet News Flash.

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

*runs onto Vet's Hospital stage*

I'm sorry I'm late, Dr. Bob...I had a problem with wardroooobe!

*sees Floyd on operating table*

Oh, wow! Honey, what happened??

[Fozzie Bear]

Beau? Can you please clean up these flapjacks? Or...at least bring us some butter and syrup?

Janice! What was wrong with the wardrobe?

[Thijs]

Poo Hey!!!

Hey? I guess I am on the wrong show. I am Tommie the Dog from the Dutch Sesame Street. But I AM a dog, so I just integrate with the other dogs and pigs and chickens.

[Zack the Dog]

what huh where did all these Muppets come from?

well, whatever, NUSRE Janice, i'd expect this from nurse Piggy, but not from you! You can not let your personal needs effect or natral duity,you are a nurse! and don't give me that Piggy line about being a women first, even though your more women then her!

hahahaha!

So floyd, i hear your in the band...so for that i will give you a BANDADE!

hahaha!

Oh, Rowlf. Sorry about that. I understand what you meant NOW when you asked me to pick you up. When you asked me the first time I just thought, "Gee, I'm not that strong!" Sorry!

Simpleminded bears, well anyways, kermit peeked in a little while ago but all he did was give floyd a floyd airvitar and then ran out in a rush, (sorry Phil;-) which is a lotta better then the treatment i'm going to give him as Dr. Bob!

HAHAHA!

Zack) Rowlf the, i know these are terriable, but it is VH Dog.

[Zack the Dog]

Hey? I guess I am on the wrong show. I am Tommie the Dog from the Dutch Sesame Street. But I AM a dog, so I just integrate with the other dogs and pigs and chickens.

WOOF WOOF! yeah! BARK BARK! finaly there are some real people i can talk too!!! Uhh, no officens to you other guys though,

oh i forgot to tell kermit about him having to pay for the piano...hmm which we still don't know who blew up?

any idea Fozzie? Crazy Harry maybe Crazy but he's not a lier, that is he said he didn't do it, don't tell me we have another "phonom of the theater" again do we?

[Zack the Dog]

uhh, don't mind this post,i don't even know how it happend, sorry!

[Gonzo14]

(comes in skating clumsily, wearing Dynamite and holding a banjo and a blindfold)

I'm ready, Fozzie where's the stuff for my act?. Am I up next?

[Fozzie Bear]

Yeah, sure, Gonzo. Go on out on the stage and fire up. We're still in morning rehearsals just yet.

Tommy Dog! Hiya!! It's always good to have one of our own bleed over from another show. Last time I think we had some fraggles and such.

Simple-minded bears, Rowlf?! SIMPLE-MINDED BEARS??

Where?

I think I missed 'em!!

[Daffyfan2003]

*sees Floyd on operating table* Oh, wow! Honey, what happened??

I'm alright, dear. I've just been getting headaches lately. I think Animal plays those drums too loudly. Besides, Dr. Bob, said he needed a patient so I'm sort of doing him a favor. So, Janice, how about dinner tonight?

[Gonzo14]

*skates out blindfolded with a banjo* singing)

I'm going to go back there some Daaayyyyyy BOOOM!! (falls down sending a Dynamite stick flying into the Balcony and blows it up)

Hey Fozzie, looks like you won't have to worry about Statler and Waldorf Heckling You Anymore. Has anyone seen Camilla

[Fozzie Bear]

Don't forget food is free in the comissary...of course, that's also how Dr. Bob gets more patients.

WAIT!

I just thought of something good for the show: A Discussion with Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, Dr. Bob, and Dr. Phil Van Neuter!! Hey, KERM...oh, wait. He's not here yet.

Guess I'll go work up a monologue for tonight's program.

By the way, these flapjacks are good...just wish the newsman had a news flash about butter and maple syrup.

[Thijs]

Pooh Hey, Pooh Hey! Can anybody read me a story? A fairy tale. I wanna hear a fairy tale!

(Tommie (indeed pronounced as `Tommy`
:rolleyes: ) is about 6 years old)

[Gonzo14]

How about "The Pyromaniac who went to far"

[Crazy Harry]

My autobyography is out already? The publishing office said it might take six weeks.

I'd love to talk more, but there are pancakes on the loose.

*grabs a knife and fork and runs off*

[Zack the Dog]

Fozzie, simple mined bears go great with simple minded dogs like myself, just kidding with ya there foz, muppets can kid can't they?

well anyways i'm still worried about the exploding piano, unless it was just one of those things that just happens and in 5 seconds it's forgoting, that happens with the muppets anyways, maybe i was overreacting with worring about about someone (uncle deadly like)lurking around the theater....


Zack)Rowlf the, yeah, i know we already did that on the old MC board but, hey, it was still fun,Dog.

[matleo]

*wakes up*

*looks around*

*puts head back down*

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
zzz......................

[Crazy Harry]

*draws a little mustache on Zoot*

[Beauregard]

*gets mop splashes it round Zoot's face*

Now I wonder how that mastache got there? I'd better wasah that off before he wakes up and blames me.

*Sound off the edge of screen like a goast*

Help, help

*runs into Dr Bob*

It's a, it's some tost I mean...

[Daffyfan2003]

Oh, no. Dr. Bob was knocked unconsious. Now who's going to cure me? Well, Nurse Janice, I guess it's up to you.

[Fozzie Bear]

Oh, no! Rowlf got knocked out somehow!! Even before he could read Tommie a story. At least Gonzo found some good reading for him. Hmm...Janice, you and Floyd should revive the good Dr. Bob, and I will try to find out who blew up the piano!

There appears to be a fungus among us, and therefore and therein and I, Bear on Patrol will find the culprit!

*puts rubber chicken in his holster*

This is the theater. Almost 10 people are here now and, as in every town, every theater, some unlucky mishaps happen, and someone has to be on duty to clean up the mess...that's where I come in:
*drum roll*
Ba-dah-bum-bum
Ba-dah-bum-bum-bummmmmm
BEAR ON PATROL!

[Beauregard]

You mean that's wher I come in. I mean about the cleaning.

Listen Bear on Petrolium or whatever, I was out there and I heard...

*Sound haunted gost sound*

*Jumps into Fozzie's arms*

That.

[Fozzie Bear]

Okay...everyone stay calm! Do not panic!

*looks around and no one pays attention anyhow, except Beau [but only because he's in Fozzie's arms]*

Will you stand down?

Now *draws rubber chicken from holster and points it around*, who all has heard this ghost sound besides Beah, Rowlf, and me? And WHO IS NOT ACCOUNTED FOR??

Where's Janice?

[Drtooth]

Do not fear, the good Doctor is here! This is indeed a problem of Heavy duty proportions.

'ey Foz. You see Janice... an' did ya so happen to find Floyd?

[Daffyfan2003]

I'm still here, man. Wait a minute! You ain't Dr. Bob. You're Dr. Teeth. No offense, man, but do you actually have a medical degree?

Man, I tell you, if neither Dr. Bob or Nurse Janice are here to cure me, my only hope would be Nurse Piggy. Boy am I in trouble!

[Fozzie Bear]

You think you're in trouble NOW, get ready cause Dr. Bob doesn't have a Doctorate either, not even a medical license.

...has a DOG License, tho.

HIYA DR TEETH! Say, on your way in to the theater tonight, did you notice anybody extra who, oh, I dunno, might have blown up a piano or made a ghost sound? Your BEAR ON PATROL is looking for a culprit.

Heck, I'll settle for a calprit...or any other prit, just so I can arrest someone.

[Thijs]

Pooh hey, Pooh hey, i can`t blow up pianos, but i can set Gonzo`s nose on fire, thanks to the cool story he read me, the pyromanic who went to far! Pooh hey! <WHOOSH!!!>
Hey Gonzo, ain`t there a sequel?

[Gonzo14]

Yes, it's called "The blue weirdo who got a third degree burn on his nose, and now needs medication".

Hey, Dr. Bob, Dr. Teeth, can anyone help me, and who keeps poking me.

[Zack the Dog]

oohh my head, yeah the bear's right, all i have is a dog llicense! and that my be expired...could someone call me a doctor? ANYONE but Dr. Bob! he's a crook'! NO WAIT! what am i saying?


and don't even think about stangpork....

[Gonzo14]

We couldn't if we wanted to, he's not here, by the way Who's poking me?

What the.

HEY FOZZIE, I think the ghost just went into Piggy's dressing room.

[Fozzie Bear]

Rowlf! I think you're okay. Here. Here's some aspirin. That should help. Now, about this ghost--

Someone somewhere has poked Gonzo, so I'm thinking he's seen it since he said the ghost went into Piggy's dressing room and...

The ghost went into Piggy's Dressing room?! Oh! She'll kill him!! She'll murder 'im! She'll tear him limb-from-limb! She'll...she'll...

Wait! If we rush up there, maybe we can catch the ghost?!

LET'S GO!!

[Gonzo14]

Great plan, but there's one thing I should mention, Piggy can't do anything to the ghost, because she's not here yet.

[Fozzie Bear]

Oh, uh...

I knew thaa-aat!!

TO THE DRESSING ROOM!!

*begins running up the stairs toward Piggy's dressing room, paying no attention to whether anyone is following or not because he's caught up in the drama of the moment*

[King Prawn]

Hola, i'm here okay!

I hear there's a ghost not to worry I Pepe the king prawn which catch the ghost... wait a ghost... is that one of those dead floating people.

You guys go i'll be in Piggy's dresser trying on some makeup... did i say that out loud?

-Pepe enters Piggy's dressing room followed by Fozzie, Gonzo, Rowlf etc... and all of a sudden they see...

[Thijs]

Pooh hey Rowlf, what about Dr. Bunsen!

[Fozzie Bear]

PEPE! Don't put that tutu on in here! There's a ghost in here that blows up pianos and pokes people!!

*gets poked from behind and jumps in startled shock*

GONZO! Watch that nose!

[Drtooth]

Originally posted by Daffyfan2002
I'm still here, man. Wait a minute! You ain't Dr. Bob. You're Dr. Teeth. No offense, man, but do you actually have a medical degree?

Yeah! I gots me a degree in Groooooooooooooooooovology! Heh heh heh!

So you come to find me, and you have this procurious problem with poking paranormal poltergistes! Well, it just so happens that me an' Fozzie are honerary GHOSTBUSTERS!!!!!

QUick Foz!! TO the Equiptment shed. I have to find my many 'mazing mechanichal materials to grab this... GOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST...

(DR TEETH DISAPPEARS!!!)

[Fozzie Bear]

*Closes eyes and swings rubber chicken*

I do believe in spooks, I DO believe in spooks, I do i do i DO believe in spooks...

*runs out the room to a broom closet where he digs through some props, throws on some cover-alls and combat boots, infrared nightvision goggles, and dons a ghosttrap and proton pack, turns to run up the stairs and faces the camera*

It's on loan from Sony Pictures...

*jets up the stairs*

[Gonzo14]

Hey Guys, I just checked the doors we're locked in again, we can't leave,

and Fozzie, I was checking the door, so that couldn't have been my nose poking you.

[Thijs]

HELP HELP a ghost!!!
It`s reading a newspaper in the garderobe, near Gonzo`s explosive pants!! Pooh hey!!!

[Drtooth]

(Ghostly image of Dr. Teeth appears)

Hey man! I've been capturized by this ghostly apporiton.. or is that Appearition... let's just say ghost! Actually, it's not so bad here! In fact it's kinda nice! He has this comfy leather couch and this groovey music on the radio. Smells like he's cooking cupcakes.... Eh... take your time findin' my splendiforous self...

(GHostly image disappears.

[Crazy Harry]

*walks up to where Dr. Teeth just was and looks at the ground*

Hey ghost Teeth, I think you dropped your wallet.

[Drtooth]

(Dr. Teeth's Ghostly image re-appears)

Hmmm.. Think you can get that for me, Goasty?


(Wallet disappears, then Dr. Teeth!)

[Gonzo14]

Hey, what's this lever over here by Piggy's makeup

(pulls lever and the floor opens up, and Dr. Teeth's shoes are down there)

Maybe he's down there?

[Beauregard]

*comes running upstairs*

Listen everyone. I am a great deducktive, or somthing, I hav just found the goast. The spoky noises were just Sweetums sleaping in the front room.

And Dr Teeth found this potion that Dr Honeydew had made it had a lable on it saying Have invisibility spray.

I think they were perffecting it. It looked like a Rubber Duckie.

[King Prawn]

well i took of my tutu, but i'm keeping in for later you never know when it'll come in handy.

So Gonzo you're saying there's no Ghost's?

well i'm just gonna duoble check in the kitchen for any ghost's

(As he leaves)

I hope there's no ghost's and i hope it doesn't appear whilst i'm eating.

(as he walks to the kitchen a white tiny ghosts jumps in front of him)

GHO-GHO-GHOST!

aa small ghost, very small but still a ghost, what shall i do, i know i'll trap it in my Tutu okay

(Pepe throws the tutu over it and takes it to Fozzie, Gonzo, CH and the other's)

I caught it, i caught the ghost it's in my tutu alright

(looks at camera)

and you thought exploading Piano's were wiered

[Daffyfan2003]

*leaves operating room to meet up with Dr. Teeth, Fozzie, Gonzo and who ever else might be there*

Sure, guys, I might be dying and you're leaving me and looking for ghosts. Leave that job to the professionals, man. Call Bill Murray and Dan Akroyd.

[Fozzie Bear]

Hey, don't worry about the ghosts! I got this Ghostbuster stuff on loan from Sony Pictures, so I'll catch the main ghost and get rid of all the smaller ghosts!

HERE GOES!!

*Flips switch, machine almost comes on and then dies out...*

Uh-oh. These were supposed to have 1000 year life cells in them! I suppose the batteries have run out.

Okay, new plan.

SOMEONE CALL "The Exorcist!"

Or at the very least, Stephen King. Nah, he'll just make it all worse.

[Beauregard]

*graps Tuto and looks inside*

Rizzo what are you doing? Have you been playing with Bonstons stuff?

[matleo]

*wakes up, looks aorund*

huh? What?

*shrugs, goes back to sleep*


:o ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz......

[Beauregard]

Oh wait, it's not Rizzo. It's just a toy rat, diped in Bonstons Invisibility spary.

Hm.

*Rat toy explodes*

Sorry, Pepe, but you have no Tuto left.

[The Flying Sheep]

The Chef suddelny comes in, captipulted from the cafateria from an exploding pinnapple cake from Gonzo's act last week.


Chef: Hurshe bigee nosee idoiteshurm! Berdee punappleee cak from de act be expolaodin in dee kethecn in de tearter kithen!

[Fozzie Bear]

OH NO!!

Exploding pineapples and pianos, ghosts...it's all too weird!

WHERE'S KERRMMIIIIIITT?!?!

I don't know what to DO!!

Is this all a bad dream? Is this...wait!

Beau, go look in the corner! There's a hole and it looks like a lens is sticking out of it, go see if that's a projector...

[Gonzo14]

I thought all the Ghosts were fake, then again I thought Exploding Pinnaples were a Good Idea.

[Zack the Dog]

Gonzo the doors not locked you where pushing the door insead of pulling it open, ahh, well, guys my head still a little soar, and i think's i got a fever, i guess you'd call me a hot dog!hahaha,ohhh, well i think i''ll go on vaction for a few days, hmm, i think i'll go to chicago...yeah that sounds nice, i'll be back sunday thought, hopefull all this mess will be sorted out by then....


Fozzie i hope you guys can get a long little doggie with out me, that another dog joke! see ya!


Woof Woof! taxi!


Zack)Rowlf the, going away for thanksgiving, hope you guys have a happy one!Dog>

[Crazy Harry]

*comes running into the room*

I've got 1200 post... okay bye!

[The Flying Sheep]

Idee guees i better guet perdeepared for dee actre tonighte. I'ma makindee pepperonizi pizzanabuska.Bedee waydee veredee be dee little greene fruogee?

[Daffyfan2003]

How do you like that, Dr. Bob just left me. He'd better not send me a bill, man. Because he didn't do nuthin'! I'm goin' back to the orchestra pit to practice for the gig tonight.

[Beauregard]

Oh dear.

Everyones going off. How can we put on todays show?

OK. Time for Beauregard to do somthing.

*Slips on banana Skin*

That'll do.

[Daffyfan2003]

Don't quit your day job, Beau.

[Beauregard]

It'll all be alright on the night.

[The Flying Sheep]

Canddeee Idee haveee bdeelert dee bannanana peel?

[Beauregard]

What? Oh here you go.

*throws bannannannanna peel to Sweedish Cheif, but it misses and hits the floor just behind him*

Now I must get tonight's show ready if no one else will.

[Daffyfan2003]

Yeah, man. Where is our green chum? So, Beau, you're gonna plan the show for tonight? Need help, man. I ain't doin' much around here so I've got some time.

[Crazy Harry]

*walks by carrying several pounds of copper wire*

Excuse me for a second guys. I just nned to... WAGH!!!

*slips on the bannanna peel*

[Thijs]

Pooh hey, pooh hey, why not at the dance?

[The Flying Sheep]

Hergesh norges bannnannan peell de crazzy persdeson de trippe!

[Drtooth]

Dr. Teeth runs into the room...

HEY GUYS! You'll never believe the good Fort-uuuuune that I have fallen into! It seems that it wasn't a ghost at all, justsome obnoxious fan with a projector. I wasn't in a Ghostly realm! I was in a trailer! I found that out when I saw the door marked EXIT!

[matleo]

*wakes up*

*looks around*

*goes back to sleep*

:o ZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.............

[Daffyfan2003]

Dr. Teeth runs into the room...

HEY GUYS! You'll never believe the good Fort-uuuuune that I have fallen into! It seems that it wasn't a ghost at all, justsome obnoxious fan with a projector. I wasn't in a Ghostly realm! I was in a trailer! I found that out when I saw the door marked EXIT!

And he would have gotten away with it too, if it hadn't been for us meddling Muppets! Lol.

[Beauregard]

Come on we have to get this show done. Kerm isn't here and we're running out of time.

*Clock runs past*

OK.

Introduction to todays special guest Beauregard.

Song by Beauregard.

Comedy Sketch, Beauregard and Fozzie.

Beauregard sweeps up the mess of the fruits and vegetables thrown from the audiance.

[Rizzo]

Hey guys. Have any of you seen my jelly beans?

[Rizzo]

(TIME OUT)

Hey, Phil do you mind helping me out with getting a Rizzo avatar?

[Daffyfan2003]

Rizzo, man. We ain't got time to worry about jelly beans. I'm helping Beauregard plan this show. What am I doing with the band tonight?

[Sweetums]

*Enter Sweetums!*

Hidey-hi, everyone.

*Not looking where he is going, Sweetums takes one giant step forward, stepping squarely on Pepe and grinding him into the floor!*

[Daffyfan2003]

Hey, Sweetums, man. Don't worry about crushing that shrip. I never liked him anyway. Lately it seems like always gets more airtime than I do.

(Note: This is nothing against whoever's playing Pepe or anything like that. I just thought that was something that Floyd might say. Lol.)

[Drtooth]

At least you actualy got to speak in the last few movies. My golden tones were not audible, and that's a cryin' shame!

[Crazy Harry]

You're both full of it.

[Daffyfan2003]

At least you actualy got to speak in the last few movies. My golden tones were not audible, and that's a cryin' shame!

Yeah, that's true, man. I did have that "Never get involved in politics" line from MTI.

You're both full of it.

Hey, at least we're not the ones that cause explosions everytime somebody says "bang" or "blast or whatever.

[Crazy Harry]

Originally posted by Daffyfan2002
Hey, at least we're not the ones that cause explosions everytime somebody says "bang"
*KABOOM!!!*
or "blast"
*BLAMMO!!!*
or whatever.
*SPLAT!!!*

[Sweetums]

*Sweetums lifts foot to see the squashed Pepe*

Oops, sorry.

*Using his bratwurst-sized fingers, Sweetums peels the King Prawn from the bottom of his foot and tosses him aside. Unfortunately, he tosses a tad too hard, and Pepe goes flying into Dr. Teeth's mouth, becoming jammed in the good doctor's throat.*

[Drtooth]

HACK!! UGH!!!

HARGHHHHCOUGH!!!!!

(Pepe goes flying across the room, and lands in ANimal's Dressing Room)

I hate Sea Food!

[Gonzo14]

There's a new act, The Flying Shrimp

[Thijs]

Pooh hey, pooh hey, that`s fun. <catches Pepe with his mouth, and brings it back to Sweetums>.

[Sweetums]

*Sweetums catches Pepe carefully, and oh-so-gently sets him on the floor.*

Sorrr-ee.

[Rizzo]

Hey Pepe when you were flying you didn't happen to see my jelly beans anywhere did you?

[Beauregard]

*Beauregard walks in with clipboard*

And so we have...

*Steps on Pepe*

Wha...

*Trips on Rizzo*

Help...

*Bumps into Dr Teeth*

OH...

*Crashes past him into Floyd*

Sorry...

*Jumps back, hits into Crazzy Harriy*

Watch it...

*Steps on Sweetums foot*

[Rizzo]

Owe, I haven't been this uncomfortable since Gonzo used me as a crowbar.

[Crazy Harry]

You watch it.

[Daffyfan2003]

*Steps on Pepe**Trips on Rizzo**Bumps into Dr Teeth*Crashes past him into Floyd**Jumps back, hits into Crazzy Harriy**Steps on Sweetums foot*

Man, we need to get Dr. Bob back. It looks like we may all end up in the hospital before this show's over.

[Thijs]

Pooh hey pooh hey, maybe we should blow them up to normal proportion.

[Sweetums]

*Sweetums yells a frightful yell, grabs his foot in his hands, and begins hopping up and down, shaking the very foundation of the Muppet Theatre. Suddenly, a stray cannonball left in the rafters by a certain long-nosed blue weirdo, falls and smashes the gentle giant on the head, knocking him both through the wall into the alley and quite unconsious.*

[Gonzo14]

That's where my Cannonball went.

[Drtooth]

Originally posted by Beauregard
*Beauregard walks in with clipboard*

And so we have...

*Steps on Pepe*

Wha...

*Trips on Rizzo*

Help...

*Bumps into Dr Teeth*

OH...

*Crashes past him into Floyd*

Sorry...

*Jumps back, hits into Crazzy Harriy*

Watch it...

*Steps on Sweetums foot*

Nothin' but net. Ha ha ha ha ha...

[Zack the Dog]

Woof Woof! yeah! bark bark! i'm back from my little trip!

oh...i see the crazyness only got worse...where's fozzie, i bought him a neck warmmer for his rubber chicken, i heard he was sick...maybe fozzie should feed him some chicken soup then!...oh wait, no,no Fozzie don't,don't do that....


Zack)Rowlf the dog

[Beauregard]

Sorry.

KERMIT!!!!! We need some help here.

Sheeesh, Now where was I.

Oh yes, Vetinarians hospital with everyone ecept me

Pig's in Space, the invasion of the canonballs.

What does that mean?

*Canon balls crash through the celling like a meatioritw shower.*

Help!!!

[Rizzo]

*cannonball falls directly on Rizzo*

Yow!!!!

[Daffyfan2003]

Woof Woof! yeah! bark bark! i'm back from my little trip!

Dr. Bob, where have ya been, man? You left me alone on that operating table. I swear I'm just seconds away from switching doctors.

*cannonball falls directly on Rizzo*

That ought to teach him! Maybe now, he'll shut up about them dang jelly beans!

[Rizzo]

*getting out from under the jelly beans*

Did somebody say jelly beans?

[Sweetums]

*Meanwhile, Sweetums is still out cold... and nobody's doing a COTTON-PICKIN' THING ABOUT IT.*

[Rizzo]

*not noticing Sweetums is out cold*

Hey, have you seen those jelly beans?

[Beauregard]

*Throws Rizzo a dime*

Go and get some dang Jelly Beans.

*Gets out from under a canon ball*

Would you believe that. Hey what are you doing you stupid oga? Whay are you lying down. We've got a show to put on.

[Crazy Harry]

This man needs CPR! Stand Back! I have no idea what I'm doing!

*Sticks whole head in Sweetum's mouth and holds it there for a few seconds before pulling it back out*

This might not work.

[Rizzo]

Go and get some dang Jelly Beans.

Thanks, I think I'll get some popcorn too. God I'm hungry!

*excitedly runs out of the theater*

[Drtooth]

Originally posted by Daffyfan2002
Dr. Bob, where have ya been, man? You left me alone on that operating table. I swear I'm just seconds away from switching doctors.!

Hah hah ha.. that's what you get for having an H.M.O!!!


Stand back, the good doctor has a great idea to wake up-ify our tall dark and hairy...(grabs huge Bucket of Muppet Labs caffinated Water and dumps it on Sweetus.)

SPLASH!!!

[Daffyfan2003]

.Hah hah ha.. that's what you get for having an H.M.O!!! Well, thanks for your support, Dr. Teeth. See if I remember you on my Christmas list.

[Sweetums]

*As soon as the icy cold caffinated water hits Sweetums' fuzzy head, the monster jerks upright. Crazy Harry, who still has his head in the hairy heap's mouth, goes flying across the room, splatting against the brick wall. Sweetums, however, is just fine, and to prove so, begins doing jumping jacks.*

[Crazy Harry]

Again!

Wait, I mean...

Ouch!

[SgtPepper]

Ok... If Dr. Teeth and Floyd are allready taken... I guess I'll be Zoot or Animal.

Zoot wakes up from the lod sounds

"Huh.... Hey Man... Whats goin' on ?"

[Crazy Harry]

(sorry, but Zoot's been taken as well)

[The Flying Sheep]

Can I switch charactors? It's hard to write the chef, so if not, I want to be Kermit.

[SgtPepper]

Ok then Lets Try Anmial is he taken...

[Zack the Dog]

boy Floyd you just want the moon don't ya? i already gave you a BANDage...because you are in the BAND, well, here, take two asprins and call me next week....now on to more important things, i think the sweedish chef is sick! he's speeking english and wants to be kermit! someone call a Doctor! oh wait, i am a doctor....

[SgtPepper]

(I'll give it a shot)

Animal wakes up from his nap and stretches

AHHH YAHHH RAHHHH... ehhh... time for num nums !!!

[Daffyfan2003]

take two asprins and call me next week....

Thanks, man. I'll let you know how things turn out. By the way, have you seen Janice lately?

Oh, good morning, Animal. Did you have a nice nap?

[SgtPepper]

(man animal is kinda tough to do... ohh well)

NICE NAP NICE NAP !!!! AGHHHH !!!!! ME WANT FOOD!!! ME WANT FOOD!!!

(Ehh)

[The Flying Sheep]

De frroooggg is noot hhereedee yette?TTTooodee badue. E caaannndddooo meee aaacccttt. IIITTT innvoulede bannnanna peel und a chocolateeed shgakes

(I hate writing the chef!)

[Beauregard]

(Note: Write the chef in English and we'll all pretend he is talking chef)

Where is that banana peel?

*slips, throwing clipboard*

*Stands up*

Wheres the clip board now?

*clipboard hits him on the head*

Oh.

So we have got several acts now.

Dr Bob

Pigs in Space

and Sweedish Chef

Hm

What did kermit used to do?

*Picks up wistle from the floor*

Ah

*Blows wistle*

OK

Now I have your attention.

Kermit isn't here yet and we need to put on the show. I want a show of hands if you have planed somthing all ready. If you haven't I'lll give you somthing to do then we can begin practises.

What are you staring at?

[SgtPepper]

Where Kermit ?

[Drtooth]

Originally posted by SgtPepper

NICE NAP NICE NAP !!!! AGHHHH !!!!! ME WANT FOOD!!! ME WANT FOOD!!!

(Ehh)

Hey, chef! Cook up something for our pal, Animal! You know, before he literally chews the scenary.


Wouldn't be the first time!

[Gonzo14]

How much scenery is left?

[SgtPepper]

EAT DRUMS !!! EAT DRUMS !!!

(Animal Dives at the drums and chews on the drumsticks.)

[Daffyfan2003]

When will he ever learn? By the way, Dr. Teeth, main chum. What song are we doin' with the band tonight? Or do you just want to cancel the act since we can't find Zoot or Janice?

[Zack the Dog]

well where is Fozzie?!?! we need him, he was my ride home!
ofcoures he was supost to be my ride HERE, but he forgot to pick me up and i had to run my little doggies off getting here...get it? that's a dog joke....

[Beauregard]

Originally posted by SgtPepper
Where Kermit ?

Listen Kermit is not here yet so we have to plan somthing.

Hm, How does this sound. Opening number, introduses guest star, Dr Teeth and the electric mayhem, my all new song and dance, Fozzie's joke time, Vet's Hospital, Chef cooks up some senery for animal, then we all go hame glad that the Pig wasn't here interupting. Oh I forgot, we also have Gonzo's act.

SO. Can we begin the practeses? I'll start. Hum, hum.

Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do.

Jingle bells, jingle bells jingle all the way.

*Does a very complex tap dance which ends with him sitting on the floor*

Oh what fun it is to ride on a one foot open sleigh

*Sleigh runs him over*

[Daffyfan2003]

Alright, let's hit it! *Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock! Jingle Bell Swing and Jingle Bell Swing. Snowing and blowing up bushels of fun. Now the Jingle Hop has begun.*

Wait a minute. Where's Dr. Teeth? He's the band leader not me. I might be the only band member left. Well, at least the only one that can speak in complete sentences and doesn't have a habit of eating scenery.

[Beauregard]

Hey, that was my song. Bah.

I leaving.

[Daffyfan2003]

Come on, Beau. You can't leave your supposed to help plan the show. (That wasn't supposed to rhyme) Anyway, how about we do a duet of Jingle Bell Rock?

[The Flying Sheep]

Originally posted by Drtooth
Hey, chef! Cook up something for our pal, Animal! You know, before he literally chews the scenary.


Wouldn't be the first time!


Sure! (I'm writing in english now. But he's still speakig mock swedish) How does fryed banna peel sound with a side of explosives?!

[SgtPepper]

Originally posted by swedish chefs
Sure! (I'm writing in english now. But he's still speakig mock swedish) How does fryed banna peel sound with a side of explosives?!

YUUMM !!!!!!

[Beauregard]

All right I'm back, but I have to sit down, this pace is killing me.

*sits down on chair, chair explodes Beauregard flys through celling*

[Crazy Harry]

I was wondering where I left that.

[Drtooth]

Hey. Animal's all right! Now can we get him some Taco Juice to drink?

[Thijs]

I will get some for...pooh hey pooh hey...I`m stuck, somebody lost his chewing gum?

[Drtooth]

Well, I just so happened to see Animal chewin' on somethin'.... I don't quite think it's gum...

[The Flying Sheep]

Hye-a, crezy persun veet zee beerd, cun i burroo sume-a dynemeete?

[Drtooth]

Originally posted by swedish chefs
Hye-a, crezy persun veet zee beerd, cun i burroo sume-a dynemeete?

That's what it was...

(Swedish Chef stands with Tommie... all of the sudden, there's a loud explosion, and the two go flying!)

Animal was chewin' on some of Crazy Harry's plastic explosives again!

[Daffyfan2003]

Sorry, man. That was my fault. I was supposed to feed him. Looks like I have to run to the store and pick up some Purina Animal Chow. Adios. Don't start the gig without me, Dr. Teeth. I'll be back as soon as possible.

[Drtooth]

No sweat Floyd! Crazy Harry, you may want to put you're explosives on a shelf, just so Animal won't get at em.. unless he clibs the walls, then you have to grease the walls then put them on the shelf!

[SgtPepper]

A toad hops across the stage

Animal: Toadie ?

Animal picks up the toad and licks him... his pupils get really big

Animal: OOOHHHH Nice Toadie OOOOOHHH

[Crazy Harry]

I wish everyone would stop eating my things. Gun powder has gotten really expensive ever since the stock market started to decline.

[Daffyfan2003]

A quick time-out here. (Since the character I'm playing just left the theater anyway) Does Crazy Harry really speak in complete sentences? I mean other than "Did somebody say..." or whatever. I know he had a singing line in TMTM. No offense to you, Chris. But I sort of pictured Crazy Harry making the line: "No eat my things! Need gun powder!" I mean, however, you want to do it is fine with me, but I've never actually seen CH have an actual conversation. I'm just kind of curious about that.

[Crazy Harry]

(I'm working with a character who's overall screentime can be timed with a stopwatch. I'm trying my best)

[Daffyfan2003]

I see. You're doing a good job and all. Like I said I was just curious. I could be wrong anyway. There might have been instances that I haven't seen where CH was seen talking to people or something. Anyway, carrying on with this. I guess I'm still not here. Lol.

[Beauregard]

*Falls through roof, bounces, flys back out again.

[Daffyfan2003]

Hey, man. I'm back with the Purina Animal Chow. I bought him economy size so it should last him about a year.

Here, you go, my furry red chum. Eat up!

[Fozzie Bear]

Hey! Without Kermit here to keep some kind of order, we're going nuts...but, I'm back. I got stuck in the bathroom.

Mama always says that when you go to the little bears' room, you should always wash your hands, so I did, and my hands were slippery and I couldn't turn the door knob.

Glad to see Rizzo and Sweetums have got here, and Animal.

Okay, so, I see we have NO Kermit, Piggy isn't here, and no guest star. I'm afraid and scared!

Beau did a show outline, but I heard he's presently air-headed...though I hear the faint sounds of him somewhere in the skies above?

Where's Scooter?! ROWLF! KERMIIIITT!!

Time to rehearse. I think a song and dance routine of Jingle Bell Rock with Beau and the Band is good. Vet's Hospital? Okay, Rowlf, you have to find someone to work with you...no Piggy and Janice (i suppose) has left the building. WAIT! What if there were a Nurse BEAR on patrol at the Hospital??

Sweetums, You and Crazy Harry might do a good rendition of Silent Night (what am I saying?!), and I think Tommie, Rizzo, and Pepe would do good doing something, so you 3 figure that out.

Oh, Rizzo, the Chef might need your help. He has some left-overs from about 3 weeks ago in the fridge that's ready to get thrown out.

Oh, and Chef, what is the food product you're going to teach us how to make on the show tonight??

Somebody PLEASE FIND KERMIT!!!

And dry your hands after washing them before trying to turn door knobs.

(Editor's Note, or whatever, once you're a character, you gotta keep it Sgt. Pepper did right by taking on Animal since someone had Floyd already--the whole "first come" thing, you know.)

[Drtooth]

Okay.. time to rehearse my little number with Floyd..

Jingle bell, jingle bell,
jingle bell... (LOUD EXPLOSION!!!!)

(Dr. Teeth flys thorugh the roof as a result, landing on Beaurguard..)

Animal.. Have you gotten into Crazy Harry's Exploding Piano closet again?

[Daffyfan2003]

(Editor's Note, or whatever, once you're a character, you gotta keep it Sgt. Pepper did right by taking on Animal since someone had Floyd already--the whole "first come" thing, you know.)

Just a quick note in response to that: I think we either need to get more people to join in or have some people play more than one character, because it is a little hard to do this without a Kermit or Miss Piggy or anybody. Any suggestions on how we can get this game more active?

Anyway, as Floyd: Hey, Dr. Teeth, man. You alright? That really came off with a b-- Oops. I don't dare say the "b" word, or you-know-who will cause a you-know-what.

[Fozzie Bear]

Don't say what word? "Bang?"

Uh-oh...

[Drtooth]

ehh.. I'm alright! Just can we do "frosty the Snowman" instead?

(Note, I too could play more than one character. If anyone wants to be Piggy and Strangepork, I'd love to do a Pigs in Space skit!)

[Daffyfan2003]

Yeah. I could be Kermit and maybe Strangepork. After all, if the Muppateers could play so many different characters on one show, we should be able to. I hope Chris comes back. I'm worried he might have got offended with what I said. Chris, if you're still here, I'm sorry. I wasn't trying to offend him or anything. I was just wondering about Crazy Harry, since I haven't seen too much of him on the show or in movies. I guess I should have posted it on another thread. Anyway, I guess we'll have to ask Phil about playing multiple characters. I don't think there's anyway we could have more than one avatar, so I don't know.

[Fozzie Bear]

(I've edited the role plays so far, and the only successful one was one character each person based on the rules at the beginning of this thread. Just playing based on past experience. Everyone so far has some good characterizations and only thing I can think of is that we need some direction for story, so...basing this as much as I know on role play games WE NEED PLOT AND SUBSTANCE, SO):

[The Muppets have entered the theater. Obviously something has happened. Kermit the Frog has yet to show up, there has been a projected ghost and exploding food and pianos. Okay, so there isn't anything uncommon about the exploding food and pianos. However, the projected ghost seems to be some kind of plot to frighten folks away. With the unusual absence of Kermit from the Muppets Theater, we realize that something is really wrong. Thus begins our tale with the Muppets who have bravely arrived to work...semi-on-time.]

We found the projector thanks to Beauregard and Dr. Teeth, we're still rehearsing for a show for tonight, but I called Kermit's pad (get it?) and there wasn't any answer.

Did anybody see him before leaving the boarding house today? I didn't.

[Gonzo14]

I thought I saw him eating Breakfast, but that might have been Robin, I didn't get a Good Look

[SgtPepper]

Originally posted by Daffyfan2002
Hey, man. I'm back with the Purina Animal Chow. I bought him economy size so it should last him about a year.

Here, you go, my furry red chum. Eat up!

YYYUUMMM !!!!!!

(Animal dives to eat the Animal Chow. Then gos to play his drums.)

JINGLE BELLS !!!! JINGLE BELLS!!!! YYYYYAAAAHHHHH !!!!!

[Fozzie Bear]

Hep version of Jingle Bells on the cymbals there, Animal. Say, Kermit WAS at breakfast, but I don't remember seeing him after that. I thought he went for a bike ride, but--WAIT! That's it!

I bet Kermit went for a ride but he's disappeared.

Rowlf, how did you get to the theater today? Did you see a bike like Kermit's anywhere?

[Gonzo14]

(I just realized that Gonzo couldn't have seen Kermit eating breakfast, because when I first had him crash through the ceiling I said I just shot myself here from Australia)

[Drtooth]

Okay.. Animal.. Zoot.. Floyd. Since Janice is persona non show up-o, let's take it from th' top..

Jingle Bells,
Batman Smells
Robin Laid an egg
The Bat Mobel lost a Wheel
an' the Joker ran a way....

Who slipped me the Bart Simpson Lyrics?

[Fozzie Bear]

Sorry, those were mine...

[Drtooth]

That's okay FOzzie! I just thought that Adam Sandler was running around!

Okay..

¡Cascabeleo Belces!
¡Cascabeleo Belces!
¡Cascabelee toda la manera!

We must have a prankster on the loose. Either that, or Bable fish must be writing this episode!

[SgtPepper]

(animal breaks into a random drum solo)

RRRRAHHH !!!!! BELLS BELLS !!!!!

(He bangs the snare drum so hard that it bursts.)

Uhh Ohh....

[Daffyfan2003]

Alright, enough of these shenanigans. Let's hit it.

Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock. Jingle bell swing and Jingle bell thing.

Take it, Beau!

[SgtPepper]

(animal re inserts the snare drum and begins playing again)

DANCE!!!! BROWN MAN DANCE !!!!

[Drtooth]

CUT! CUT! CUT!!

WHat music sheet are you using? Is it on page 32? I got the lyrics to..

Driedle, Driedle, Driedle,
I made you out of clay,
and when it's dry an' ready
Oh, Driedle, I shall play!

If anything we have a Po-litically correct music number!

[SgtPepper]

(Animal hears the Dreidle music)

Huh-Nah-Kuh ????

[Drtooth]

SHA-LO-O-O-OM! (Muppets from Space Refference!)

If they keep pranking me at this rate, I'll be singing Kwanzaa Carols.

Here it is....

Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock
Jingle bells ring an' Jingle Bells swing
Snowin' and Blowin' an' Bushles of Fun,
Now the Jingle hop has begun (best I can do!)

Take it Floyd and Animal!

[SgtPepper]

(Animal {while drumming} bangs on some bells)

JINGLE JINGLE !!!

[Crazy Harry]

Originally posted by Fozzie Bear
Don't say what word? "Bang?"

Uh-oh...
(toilet flushing; Harry comes running out from the men's room clutching his plunger)

I heard that! I heard that!

(pushes down on plunger lever; nothing happens)

Oh no! We've used up all the explosives allready!

[Zack the Dog]

Fozzie,

I took the bus bear, i took the bus to work...and no i didn't see kermits bike. well anyways i think you as nurse Fozzie would be a hoot! your hiderd!

[Daffyfan2003]

Take it Floyd and Animal!

Jingle bell. Jingle bell Jingle bell rock.... Wait a minute, man. Fozzie's the nurse for Vet's Hospital? *snickers* This should be good. Am I still the patient? Dr. Bob already treated me, so should we have another patient or something? I could also take the place of my lady Janice, since she ain't been here lately.

(Note: Welcome back Chris and Jack.)

[Daffyfan2003]

I'll get it. Yo, hello. Hey, everybody. It's Kermit. Hey, how's the frog? Where are you, man?

[SgtPepper]

KERMIT !!!! KERMIT !!!!

[Thijs]

(could somebody ask Philip Chapman if who could just say one thing per week? please? i think playing 2 charcaters at one time is a bad idea. Or you should register twice?)

aaargghh, pooh hey, I am hurt by that explosion. Maybe I shuold see a REAL doctor.

By the way, I can juggle with anything.

[SgtPepper]

(suggestion: I think one of us every week should be allowed to play as our character and the special guest)

[Fozzie Bear]

[A bang at the stage door prompts a response from within the Muppet Theater. The band keeps wailing away at their instruments as Fozzie, Rowlf, and Tommie make their way and open the door. A shadowy figure stands in the door.]

GULP! :eek: Who--who are you, sir??

[No response from the person at the door, but he hands over a package to the Bear, then runs away into the alley and disappears.]

Oh, look! A package. OH! (Puts it to his ear and listens). Okay, good, it doesn't tick. So, it's not from Harry since he's standing over there anyhow. Mama Bear always says little bears shouldn't accept packages from strangers.

Here!
YOU open it, ROWLF!! :D

[Drtooth]

Hey Foz.. I'll open it up. Lord knows I've been blown up a bunch a times. I might as well make it an even number.

(Gingerly, Dr. Teeth opens the box, to find another box. Inside that box is also a box. Going through 5 more boxes in boxes, there's a little note that says, "to be continued on the next package.)

Man! Between this gag mail, my messed up lyric sheet, and exploding instruments, I think we should all move to, "everybody loves Raymond!" At least Brad Garret can be our human sheild...

[Fozzie Bear]

Originally posted by Drtooth
At least Brad Garret can be our human sheild...

OR maybe we could just hire Brooke "SHIELD"s!! GET IT!! HAA!

Wocka Wocka!!

:D

Wonder who the shadowy figure was, and why we're getting two packages? What could be in the second package, and do you think UPS or FedEx will send it? I know it won't be the USPS, because they don't deliver anymore.

[Drtooth]

Brooke Sheilds, huh? Well, she's tall enough, and her busy eye brows are leathal weopons.

(there's a knock on the door)

Hmmm... another package. Someone else open it. I'm crampin' up my musical digits with this packing tape!

[SgtPepper]

(Animal grabs the package and eats it. He stands there for a while until he spits out a whoopie coushin into Dr. Teeths hand)

Whoopie !!!!

[Daffyfan2003]

Hey, man. I just got off the phone with Kermit. He's visiting relatives in Bermuda. (The Caribean Amphibean) Anyway, his flight was delayed and he's not going to make it to host this show today. He wants me to take over.

*whispers to Dr. Teeth* Actually, he really asked Fozzie to do it, but he always gets everything mixed up. Besides I make a much better hip host than that catfish-faced mophead who hosted the series in 1996.

Hey, what's with all these packages? Anything for me?

[Fozzie Bear]

[In the alley].

Okay, so, I don't have to do the outline for the show now, which leaves me time to work with Rowlf on Vet's Hospital, and try and find out who the shadowy figure is and why he just walked behind me and put this envelope in my hand.

MY HAND! Envelope!

Wait! Why am I afraid of a flat letter? I'll open it up...

[pulls out letter and reads it]

If the show goes on tonight...

*GASP! :eek: *

KERM--er, ROW--er, SCOOT--er...HELP! HELP!!

[in a panic, Fozzie runs out of the alley and down the street, not having realized where he was going.]

[Drtooth]

Well, Animal just burped up somethin... you can HAVE it!

[Daffyfan2003]

Very funny, Dr. Tooth. Hey, did you hear something. That sounded like Fozzie yelling for us. Runs into the street after Fozzie. Hey, Fozzie, my main fuzzy. What's up, man? We could hear your screams all the way from inside the theater!

[Fozzie Bear]

*GULP!* This letter says that if we run the show tonight, SOMEBODY'S GONNA GET HURT!!

I'm not sure who it's from...could be anybody: Thomas Haffa, Mickey Mouse...who knows. All I DO know is that "I" don't wanna get hurt. It hurts!

OW! OO! OW!! OW! OW!! HELP!!

[Drtooth]

Don't worry Fozzie. What's going to happen? are we going to get blown up again? I mean, It's happened so many times I rather enjoy-a-fy the sit-chi-ation!

[Fozzie Bear]

Um...well, it doesn't say how we'll be hurt, just that there is IMPENDING DOOM! I mean, it could be paper cuts, or--or pulling the hairs outta our noses! OW! OOO!! I'm scared. What do we DO?

Thank goodness 'I'M' not running this show tonight, who knows what would happen to the guy running the thing. Good luck, Floyd.

Rowlf, er, Dr. Bob, I think we should get our stuff together here...looks like we're going to have a LONG night at Vet's Hospital.

Oh, hey, where did Mr. Ed go when he got sick? The "Horse"pital, get it?! WOCKA WOCKA!!

I feel better now, let's go back inside. I have to print tickets for tonight anyhow.

[Drtooth]

Uh.. Foz, yer not going to use crayons again... are you?

[Fozzie Bear]

No, I have colored pencils.

[Daffyfan2003]

O.K., I'm not listening to Fozzie because he's insane. I should go out and host the show.

Hey, ladies and gentlemen. Kermit the Frog couldn't be here tonight. I'm Sergeant Floyd Pepper filling in for him. We have a very special show tonight because our guest is....

Dang, who IS our guest? I'm not very organized.

*here's eerie noise*

What was that. Uh-oh. Maybe the bear was right. Maybe there IS something out there.

[Fozzie Bear]

*Throws colored pencils in direction of the eerie sound.*

DON'T HURT ME!

*points to Floyd*
HE'S leading the show tonight! I'm goin' to the bathroom!!

[Daffyfan2003]

Sure, thanks a lot, Foz! I ought to make you into a rug! I'm going to call the Ghostbusters. *runs to phone* Oops. I forgot something. *runs to Angus McGonagle the Garglying Argyle Gargoyle* Could you run the show for me until I get back? Keep them amused with your Gershwin Garglying or something. *runs back to phone* Hey, anybody know the Ghostbusters number?

[Fozzie Bear]

What's the number to 9-1-1??

Maybe we should call 1411 and ask information?

Oh, heck, just dial ZERO!!

*slams bathroom door shut*

[Daffyfan2003]

Alright *dials zero* Hi, I need the number for the Ghostbuster's. Sure, I'll hold. Hey, they're playing Bing Crosby's White Christmas on that radio thingee you listen too when you're put on hold. (Pretend Floyd said the actual name for that thing. I think he's smarter than I am. Lol.) I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, just like... WHAT AM I DOING???!!!!! Oh, hi Janine. Send the guys over here as soon as possible. There's a ghost in the Muppet theatre. Now, what should I do while I'm waiting.

*here's eerie sound again* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! *knocks on bathroom door!* Fozzie open up. I'm hiding in there too.

[Beauregard]

*Falls through Tollet roof*

Sorry to interupt, but is Uncle Deadly meant to be playing that spooky music out the front?

[Fozzie Bear]

Uncle Deadly? I don't think so. Wasn't he cancelled after Season One?

Wait, if there's eerie MUSIC, someone HAS to be doing it.

Floyd, you're the oldest here. YOU GO SEE!!

I'm going to...uh...fold napkins by the sink. Yeah, that's what I'm doing.

[Daffyfan2003]

I ain't the oldest, man. Zoot's the oldest. Is he even here? He never seems to say anything so it's hard to tell. Oh, alright. I'll check. Wait a minute. *sees headlights approaching; hears siren*

Good the Ghostbusters are here. They'll take care of it. Meanwhile, we can go back and continue the show.

[Drtooth]

My thought on this whole happenstance is...UNCOOL!!!