Muppet Show Role Play

[SgtPepper]

(Animal runs around backstage screaming.)

[Zack the Dog]

gee i always thought Statler and Waldorf were the oldest...oh but they are not here...good thing huh Fozzie?


Vet's Hospital...hmm, what could be are theme tonight?

[Fozzie Bear]

I dunno, Rowlf; but, I have paper towels!

[Zack the Dog]

Fozzie, Fozzie, Fozzie, Your not Lew Zeland, so don't act like him...
I know, I know, you wanted to be Lew Zeland, but your mother would not let you...



Zack)Rowlf the, LOL! good one FOZ!Dog.

[Fozzie Bear]

OOPS...I forgot, "I got paper towels" DR.BOB!

That and colored pencils.
And a rubber chicken.

Paper towls, colored pencils, a rubber chicken...

and a thermos.

[Zack the Dog]

Okay, Fozzie? Fozzie! Just throw all that junk away! The paper towels, the colored pencils,the thermos,and the rubber chicken...okay, okay, you can keep the Rubber Chicken...i know it's got sentamental vaule or something like that to you, but we won't need the rest of that stuff for Vet's Hospital,

what i need is a blow touch, yah got a blow touch Fozzie? no wait! we don't need a blow touch, i'm sorry fozzie, you must have gave me the wrong sript for today, i think i'm reading old lines from the Great Muppet Caper!!!! remember that movie Fozzie? Yeah that was a lot of fun, well anyways back to busness...ahh, what were we doing again?

[Fozzie Bear]

Um, I don't have a blow torch. I have a blow dryer!

And peanut butter.

[Daffyfan2003]

Thank you, Angus, but I'm ready to go back on now. Hey, dudes and dudettes, sorry about the interupption. We're having some problems backstage. But now, our guest star... Bummer, man. We ain't got no guest star! I have an idea.

*runs up to the Ghostbusters*

Could either of you do a song or dance number or something? We need a guest on this show.

(It would be nice if we had people playing these guys, but that would be pretty hard. Heck, we don't even have a Kermit. Hmmm.)

[Daffyfan2003]

Hey, Rowlf, Lew, er I mean Fozzie. I got Ray Stantz on stage performing his favorite jingle from a Stay Puft marshmallow ad. Peter, Winston and Egon are still looking for the ghosts. How are things going back here?

[Fozzie Bear]

Nurse Fozzie is here to announce the arrival of "the good, the bad, and the ugly"--and that's his treatment descriptions:

DR. BOB!

[Gonzo14]

I'll go on next

[Beauregard]

*Enter tage left*

Sorry to interupt guys but I have found out somthing important.

*Wispers to Fozzie*

I wass running around out side looking for goasts, and guess who I saw.

UNCLE DEADLY.

No I'ts true. He was just leaving the parking lot and had Janice and Kermit tied up in the boot.

We have to do somthing.

*Looks around suspiciously*

I sugest you get rid of the Goast busters quick before they demarnd pay, and we should all meet in the back stage hall and plan an offencive.

I'll talk to the audiance and explain things there. Fozzie you get every one together.

*Turns to Floyd*

Floyd, you must get all the equiptment you think we might need.

Ready, GO.

Floyd,

[Daffyfan2003]

Floyd, you must get all the equiptment you think we might need

Right. *runs to Ghostbusters* Sorry, guys. We don't need you anymore, but can I borrow some of your equipment? Thanks.

*runs backstage to meet with the others*

Don't worry, Janice, honey. I'm coming. *realizes something*

Wait a minute. How could Uncle Deadly have captured Kermit? He just called from Bermuda. Unless it was *gasp* a bad guy imitating Kermit.

[SgtPepper]

Uncle Deadly ?

(Animal runs backstage and grabs some insta grow pills and swallows them. He grows into a huge monster and rips out the roof.)

YAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

[Thijs]

Looks like Animal is going to visit his ol` buddy Godzilla again. I always thought Uncle Deadly was always pretending to be an enemy. Pooh hey! Maybe Uncle Deadly has the newest Kermit merchandise! <Runs outside>

[The Flying Sheep]

Cnadde I makke munstrer stew ut off dee muther's bruder Deedly?

[Beauregard]

Oh, no animal don't stand on that pin!!!

Oh dear. Animal has lost all the instagro air and now is just the same size.

Here's my plan.

Floyd do you have all the stuf?

You forgot the peanut butter!!!

[Daffyfan2003]

I got all the Ghostbusting equipment we need. I'll have to run to Hooper's Store on Sesame Street to get some peanut butter. That's the only place that's open this late at night. What do we need it for anyway?

[Fireimps87]

We need food! Yes food! stuff thats hot...heheh yeah hot!

(the character for my avatar are not fireimps....but I'll pretend they are)

[Beauregard]

What do we need the peanut butter for!!!

How could you ask such a question? it is nesecary.

Hey, what are these Fire Imps doing here.

SHOOO.

Hang on maybe they could help us.

(Note: what are fire imps?)

[Crazy Harry]

*grabs some of the equipment*

Crazy Harry has a masters degree in paranormal activities, and he likes playing with the zappy backpack thingy.

[Gonzo14]

huh???

[Fireimps87]

Yes we can help! We loved to help! What can we do? Yes what?

(Fireimps, they are like demons that are on fire....wish I could really explain it)

[Beauregard]

(No offence meant but I am a christian and while I can cope with fake goasts I really can't stand for deomons on fire. Couldn't you get a better avator picture and play somone like, um, Miss Piggy, Camilla, Scooter, Skeeter, somone in the main circle. Please. Just for me)

Guys, guys. Here is our plan. I am going to take charge of this mission. I want everyone to follow me. I think that I have found out what direction tehy were taking on this map.

*spreads out map*

I recon that they must have come to this fork in the road and then taken this blue line...

What?

[Daffyfan2003]

(No offence meant but I am a christian and while I can cope with fake goasts I really can't stand for deomons on fire. Couldn't you get a better avator picture and play somone like, um, Miss Piggy, Camilla, Scooter, Skeeter, somone in the main circle. Please. Just for me) Sorry, Fire. But I sort of agree with Beauregard since I'm a Christian too. Fireimps really don't fit in here. Why don't you be somebody else? We also could use a Kermit or Janice.

*as Floyd*

Hey, man, I'm back with the peanut butter. You'd better tell me what to do with it before Animal eats it all.

[Fireimps87]

Whats going on here? Ahhhh! IMPS! *throws water on the imps* there we go! Sheesh! Whats with the peanut butter?!

[Beauregard]

(Thanks Fire, but Floyd he can really be Kermit because he is tied up in the back of Uncle Deadlys car. Why don't you be, um, Captin Link, or Stadler, or Waldorf?)

Give that to me, Floyd and follow me.

*Opens door loads of Flies come in, at that point Floyd's trousers fall down*

Gosh, there droping like flies.

Come on everyone, we have to rescue Kermit.

(PS It is good to know that you are a christian Daffy)

[Daffyfan2003]

(Thanks, Beau. Unfortunately, he doesn't seem to be listening to us so I guess we're still stuck with fire demons or whatever. Lol.)

*Floyd pulls his pants back up and starts following Beauregard.*

[SgtPepper]

Peanut Butter...

(looks at it but see's some fire imps)

IMPS !!!! YUMMMMEEE!!!!!

(eats the fire things and smoke comes out of his mouth)

[Fozzie Bear]

Um...okay, then. I'll be in here til this clears over!!

[Crazy Harry]

wimp...

[Fozzie Bear]

Hey, I'm only a little bear. All this kidnapping and spooks and stuff. Mama ALWAYS says little bears should hide in the closets if weird things start to happen.

Wait...what's this behind me...

:confused:

[Drtooth]

(Time out....

Originally posted by Fireimps87

(the character for my avatar are not fireimps....but I'll pretend they are)

Hey... aremn't those the guys from Kirby? Didn't they used to have their own game? I think we go by either names, or Avatars, or whatever... I don't have Dr. Teeth as my Avatar, and I usually change it all the time, so It doesn't matter)


Yo! It's okay, Foz, it's only me...

Now if uh.. someone can tell me who's behind ME.......

AARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Oh wait.. it's just the feather from my groovy lid... got to get that cut...

[Fozzie Bear]

Hmm...this must be one of those "two way in" closets here, then. Well, I am going to drop this Nurse Fozzie outfit and jump into action as Bear on Patrol again!

(Suits up in his patrol uniform, drops his deadly rubber chicken in its holster).

Everybody stand back! It's time for the bear to get ugly---er!

All bad things stand back, stand down, or whatever. Your time has COME!!

(Storms toward door)

Oh, by the way, did anybody see my Studebacher keys? I think I've lost them here somewhere...

[SgtPepper]

Originally posted by Fozzie Bear
All bad things stand back, stand down, or whatever. Your time has COME!!

(Animal stands back and down and points to an empty frige)

Sahh-ree

[Fozzie Bear]

NO! Don't be sorry, Animal!

YOU come with ME!!

Um

After I find the keys...

[SgtPepper]

BURRRRRP !!!!!!

(coughs up the keys)

[Fireimps87]

sorry guys....I guess Im not good at this...I just cant find a character....tell me...does it have to be a Muppet Show character? or can it be any Muppet character*Sesame Street,Fraggles,ect..*

[Fozzie Bear]

Thanks for my keys, Animal! To the BearMobile!!

[Fireimps87]

*pops out of a trashcan near the Bearmobile*
Hey you! Yeah unfunny Bear! Where do ya think your going...your dumb car knocked over my trash! Thanks..heh heh. So you gonna just stand there? If not then SCRAM!!

[Fozzie Bear]

YESSIR!!

*Jumps in BearMobile and flies off down the road, forgetting to let Animal in the car before he goes.*

[Fireimps87]

*looks at Animal* hey he forgot ya!*Animal starts crying*
Oh don't start that mushy stuff! Well since you got a tough look on ya, I'll give you a lift to wherever your going in my Grouchmobile,but no crying!! So where excatly are ya going?

[SgtPepper]

(Animal looks at oscar)

Err...

(He runs after Fozzies car and jumps on top.)

[Fireimps87]

*hurries and puts a rope around handle of the can, and ties it to Fozzies bumper, then puts wheels on his car*
I want to have some grouchy fun!

[Fozzie Bear]

*hears something behind the Studebacher.*

Hmm...what's that sound? Maybe I should have the car looked at?

*Some people sees the car drive by with Oscar's can bouncing around in the back.*

EXTRA PERSON: Hmm...I guess they're Just Married?!

[SgtPepper]

(Animal surfs on top of the car as Wipe out plays in the backround)

WIPE OUT WIPE OUT !!!!

(See's some women staring at him)

WOMEN WOMEN !!!!

[Fireimps87]

Heh heh.....Yo Animal! You know what'll be funny? Throw stuff in the car behind us...heh heh

[Gonzo14]

I've got to try that

[Beauregard]

Hey Floyd they left without us.

I kenw that would happen. So now I can tell you the truth. I saw kermit, janice, and Uncle Deadly going in that direction, not that direction or that direction. Which means since they went that direction thay wnet the wrong way!!!

[Crazy Harry]

*looks in every direction that Bo points in*

Who went where now?

[Daffyfan2003]

Well, we'd better ask someone for directions then, man. I'm really confused now.

(Good idea choosing Oscar, Fireimps. That is better than demons or whatever.)

[Fozzie Bear]

*Dusk settles on the city, and the Studebacher pulls into a gas station. Animal climbs down from and Oscar climbs in to the car.*

You guys wait here, I'll go and ask directions as to where we are.

*Looks at Oscar*

What's that smell??

[Drtooth]

(the EM bus pulls up to the gas station....)

Hey yah guys... Don' worry, cuz Dr. T is here. Climb about my Magic Bus and' let's follow that bear....

[Fozzie Bear]

Wait a minnit! Who's running the show? OY!

[Beauregard]

*leans head out of Electric mayhem bus*

Thanks for giving the rest of us a lift, Teeth.

Now listen Fozzie you'll have to follow us, I think I know where Deadly has gone with our little green...

*Phone rings*

Oh hang on.

Hello...Who...Uncle Deadly...What...Kermit...where...when...how much...no way...Janice...tourture...never...hello...hello.

He hung up.

[Fozzie Bear]

Dial *69 and call him back!!

[Beauregard]

I'll call 1471, and see if they have his number.

What is the phone number for 1471?

[Fozzie Bear]

I dunno? 911?

[Beauregard]

Nine, One... What? How dare you.

Deadly said that if we called the police he would torture Janice. And, and, and...

*Loud explosion from gas station*

Sheeesh

(Note: the word Sheeesh is in a puppet play I am doing at the moment in church and teh person who is saying it, insists on saying Shish, which sounds rather rude)

[Fozzie Bear]

I don't remember seeing where we'd driven away from the gas station yet ,so if it just exploded...

OW!! MY BISCUITS ARE BURNIN'!! PUT ME OUT...BLOW ON ME...THROW WATER ON ME...DO SOMETHING!!!

[Crazy Harry]

*throws bucket of water out bus window onto Fozzie*

Now what?

[Beauregard]

I sugest we run.

Aghhhhhhhhh

[Fozzie Bear]

Run?

Okay.

AAAAUUUGGGHHH!!!

*Suddenly feeling like a Sesame Street Cartoon.*

What do we do now that we're running, and where are we running to, and when do we go to find Kermit and Janice?

And WHO'S running the show??

[Beauregard]

Stop.

*After being trampeled on by everone else*

The Electric Mayhem bus was parked by the Gas Station, so it should still be there.

*Suddenly sees Uncle Deadly looming in the smoke*

Look, look.

*Electric Mayhem bus drives away Uncle Deadly waving from the driving seat*

[Fozzie Bear]

EVERYONE IN THE STUDEBACHER!! But, uh, leave room for me! :)

*Piled high with Muppets, the car speeds off down the road behind the EM Bus after it was hijacked by Uncle Deadly. They find themselves following it down a dark, winding road until it stops suddenly at an old, spooky building. Uncle Deadly jumps out and runs inside.*

Um--didn't this building used to be the insane asylum in the early 1800's that they say is now-gulp!-haunted??

[Beauregard]

No that's my uncles place in Londen.

This is the Estate of Gregary Dombermerry

[Fozzie Bear]

Does that mean you're really kin to Uncle Deadly then since I just saw Uncle Deadly run in there???!

[Fireimps87]

*wakes up*

where the heck am I?

[Beauregard]

Originally posted by Fozzie Bear
Does that mean you're really kin to Uncle Deadly then since I just saw Uncle Deadly run in there???!

Don't be silly, this is the Estate of Gregary Dombermerry.

My Uncles place is the Lunny Asilame.

[Fireimps87]

Wow! Look at that trash heap in the corner!*goes to lay in it* if you need me....just call....phef....right....

[Fozzie Bear]

Oh, sorry! YOU said Lunny Asilame; I thought you said Looney Asylum. Big difference, I know. But here is where we just saw Uncle Deadly run in to.

What do you all suggest we do next? WE don't know what he has in there, and he knows that we're out here. We could have LOTS of trouble. What next? Go in, or...what?

[Thijs]

[Fozzie`s phone rings]

Pooh hey Fozzie, Tommie here! Everything is going allright here. I did a juggling act for 2 hours, and...the people liked it...well...they didn`t leave, but maybe that`s because Sweetums locked the door so...

Now Annie Sue is doing a strip-tease act. She started with her shoe an half hour ago, and now she is starting with her other shoe, so it can`t go better. Did you found Kermit?

[Fozzie Bear]

Wooo, boy...i hope Annie Sue is using band aid strips and not herself.

Thanks for doing the Juggling act--looks like you're the only one at the theater running things!! Keep up the great work.

We found kermit and are about to go in to find him.

I think.

Let's go, gang!

[Daffyfan2003]

I hope Janice is alright, man. I still have our reservation confirmed for dinner at the Olive Garden.

[Drtooth]

Originally posted by Beauregard
Stop.

*After being trampeled on by everone else*

The Electric Mayhem bus was parked by the Gas Station, so it should still be there.


Maybe I shouldn't have stopped to get some Ding Dongs.....

Hey.. a hippy van, not unlike my own... Hey.. can I bum a ride to the Muppet theater? Thanks, Rainbow (MFS refference)

[SgtPepper]

(Animal Jumps on the bus)

DRIVE FAST !!!! DRIVE FAST !!!!

[Crazy Harry]

*open door to creapy building and walks in*

HELLO? DEADLY? KERMIT? ANYONE?

[Zack the Dog]

(Rowlf Running down the street and out of breath)

Fozz, Fozzie, guys? oh, oh boy, i've gotta get a car...haw, well at least i'll stay in shape (looks at self) I think i need to get in shape)

Why did eveybody just leave like that, here i am getting read for vets hosptal and everybody disapears.

and OHHH i missed the car chase! i love car chases! they get me out of breath, but it's fun when YOUR IN THE CAR, maybe we could have another one? somebody cause another car chase!

Zack)

[Beauregard]

Shhh.

I'm going to go around to the back entrance.


*Walks round side of house*

Aghhhhhh

[Crazy Harry]

*sticks head out window to watch Beauregard sneaking around the side*

What are you doing? Crazy Harry's allready inside.

[Beauregard]

Hey you scared me sticking your head out the window like that.

I was going round to the back to make sure no one got out and then we could cathc them red handed.

[Daffyfan2003]

What color are their hands now? Gee, Beau. I thought you were the one who started that joke!

[Fozzie Bear]

*Walks up to door and peeks inside.*

Yup. Crazy Harry is definitely crazy to just walk inside a place like this.

*Whispers loud*

Harry? Crazy Harrrrryyyyyyy?? Oh, good grief! He's not answering!

*Door slams behind Fozzie, who, in a fit of panic, runs into the next room where he finds Harry, but doesn't realize who it is.*

WHO'S THERE!? WHO JUST RAN INTO ME?!! :eek:

[Drtooth]

(Dr.Teeth has hitched a ride with some friendly hippies)

Thanks Rainbow, stay Groovey....

Now to get back to the Muppet theater... wait.. did it always have those bumpy archs like that? oh no!!!! That isn't the Muppet Theater!

Tht's the.. SYDNEY OPERA HOUSE IN AUSTRAILIA?!??!?!!? How'd we get here...? I didn't even know we could drive over the ocean... It'll take me a MONTH to get back

(note... I'm going to be off forum for a month, since the sememster is over and I have no computer.. tI had to write Dr.teeth out of the story someway!)

[Fozzie Bear]

*Looks like Rowlf might have to play Piano and Funky Organ til later, which makes me wonder if he's going to take care of the show with Tommie or come help out here.*

I STILL CAN"T SEE WHO BUMPED INTO ME AS I WAS RUNNING...

I have my eyes closed and covered...

KERMIIIIITTT???

[Crazy Harry]

*gets a little to close to Fozzie for his liking and looks him in the eye*

Hi Fuzzy!

[Fozzie Bear]

Harry? Harry?! Oh, oh, good it's you!

I was afraid it was some psychopath or something. LOOK! Where have you been in the house and where do we need to go? We need to see if we can find Kermit and Janice. Where should we look?

*There's a THUD! from upstairs.*

Okay, we DEFINITELY don't look upstairs!!

[Crazy Harry]

Let's try this door.

*walks into the closet and the door closes and locks behind him*

Oops...

[Fozzie Bear]

See anything in there? Maybe you should strike a match or light a candle or something?

[Daffyfan2003]

Hey, Fozzie, my main man! I've got an Electric Mayhem flashlight. The band has been liscensing some of these products.

*turns on flashlight*

Janice, honey, are you in there?

[Fozzie Bear]

*points rubber chicken into darkness*

What do you see, Billy?

[Zack the Dog]

"Rowlf Running down the street and out of breath)

Fozz, Fozzie, guys? oh, oh boy, i've gotta get a car...haw, well at least i'll stay in shape (looks at self) I think i need to get in shape)

Why did eveybody just leave like that, here i am getting read for vets hosptal and everybody disapears.

and OHHH i missed the car chase! i love car chases! they get me out of breath, but it's fun when YOUR IN THE CAR, maybe we could have another one? somebody cause another car chase!"'

(I already posted this but you might have missed it)

Fozzie? Fozzie!!?? oh well, i'll go sneek around the house

(Finds a door thats locked but has a small doggie door)

Aha! A doogie door for the doggie himself! I'll just slip threw here and...uh oh...whoops, i, i think I'm, I'M STUCK!

[Fozzie Bear]

EVERYBODY STOP!!!

*gets really still*

Listen...I hear something in the back of the house!!

*Holds his rubber chicken like a sword by the feet*

Let's go!!

[Zack the Dog]

HELP! help! HELP! oh boy this isn"t pleasent....I should have known i couldn't fit threw's these little doggie doors anymore....

boy though, it's dark and cold inside this house, and it's cold outside too as my bottom is freezing! hey, whos who's tickling my face with their fur...(Meow) GAFFER?? What are you doing here!!?! ahh ya mange cat, see if you can help me out of here! wait a mintue I'm alergic to cats! achhoo! ACHHOOO!!

oh, i"m still stuck...i thought if i sneezed i would fly out of here...maybe if some one pull or push me out? oh but gaffer you couldn't do that, and you wouldn't go get help for me, you don't even know what i'm saying!

look at me, i'm stuck in a doggie door talking to a cat in the dark...oh i hope my poker playing doggie palls don't find out about this one, they'd never let me live it down! They still poke fun at me because i don't have a tail or touge.... could someone Help!!!!

[Crazy Harry]

RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHH!!!

*comes crashing through closet door*

Crazy Harry is out! Yay for him!

*looks down at Rowlf stuck in the door*

You having fun by yourself or would you like company?

[Fozzie Bear]

*Runs around corner and sees a big brown fuzzy creature stuck in the door...*

Stand back, everyone! I'll take care of this!!

*Yeilding his rubber chicken, he thrusts it like a sword in the darkness*

I'll poke it with my chicken!

[Crazy Harry]

Hey! Don't chicken-poke Crazy Harry.

[Zack the Dog]

(after being poked with the rubber chicken)

Yeeeeeeeewoooooooooo!

( the stinging of the gulteus maxamis forces Rowlf to pop out of the doggie door and into the house wear Gaffer and Crazy Harry are in the dark kitchen)

What was that!!! OUCH! ohhh, that's smarts! well atleast i'm outta that doggie door, i wonder what pecked me?


whos outside there? stop giggling Gaffer and Harry! it's not funny!

Zack)Rowlf the, sore bottom,Dog.

[Crazy Harry]

(I thought Fozzie was inside. This game can be confusing at times.)

[Zack the Dog]

hmmm...maybe i got mixed up Crazy Harry, well, maybe fozzie ran out the front door again and then went around to the back door...does that work out? or did the door lock or something? Because i got poked in my behind.....ouch....


oh wait how did i know it was fozzie who poked me? Oh well Crazy Harry just told me...so i know now...FOZZIE!

( calling from the inside to the outside of the door)

why on earth did you do that?!!! first ya forget to pick me up for work that moring, then you and everybody leave me behind at the theater and i miss the big car chase and now ya poke me with that rubber chicken of yours....the one that i told you to throw away before but then i said you could keep because i knew it had sentalmental value to you...well now i wished you would have thrown it away!!!

But no hard feeling friend...HEY the door opens from the inside!
(opens door to see fozzie and the rest of which ever muppet troop is there too)

Hi guys!


(we have to keep going no matter what, till the end of time, it was in FOZ's rules;-)


Zack

[Beauregard]

Oh Boy.

This is getting me nervous.

*Booper Pops up "Oh My Nerves" goes back down again.*

Here we are in the house.

Where is Kermit?

Where is Janice?

Where is Uncle Deadly?

*Sudenly a dark figure appears in the doorway.*

I think I can answer that one.

*Door gets slamed and looked.*

Oh dear.

[Daffyfan2003]

*Booper Pops up "Oh My Nerves" goes back down again.*

Boy talk about running gags. Lol. Hey, Beau, my main man. Do you have any idea where Fozzie, Rowlf and Crazy Harry are? They could be in trouble.

[Fozzie Bear]

SORRY ROWLF!!

I didn't realize it was you I was poking with my chicken...I was trying to save everyone else.

I heard something bump upstairs, so we HAVE TO GO UP THERE to see what the sound was!!

Oh, if only we had someone big, and strong, and brave to go with us...

Where's Sweetums when you need him??

Well, I guess let's go up stairs.

Beau, Floyd, Harry, Rowlf--go ahead. I'll bring up the rear (AND NO CHICKEN JOKES inserted here)!

[Daffyfan2003]

That leaves us the question of who goes first.

[Drtooth]

(time out! Daffyfan? What is your e-mail? Iv'e been sending people on this site christmas E-mails, because I will be gone for a month and I want to wish everyone a happy holiday!)

POSTCARD COMES IN THROUGH MAIL SLOT, IT'S FROM DR.TEETH.

Hey gang! It looks like I'm persona non show-uppo for a month, and I'm stuck in Austrailia until after Christmas. Drag. Luckily, I know the Croc Hunter's cousin, the Duck Hunter and I'm bunkin with him till I get a way home! Sesaons Greetings, and I hope you get this mystery solved. You're pal, Dr. teeth!

[Fozzie Bear]

HEY!! How'd the mail man know to deliver this to us here?

No mind that...UP THE STAIRS!!

*Fozzie, forgetting his fears in hopes of finding Kermit, followed immediately by Floyd and Animal in search of Janice, runs up the stairs, atop which looms a figure more evil than that of Uncle Deadly, more horrible than an IRS Agent, more frightening than a Disney Sequel...it's the return of...*

THOMAS HAFFA?!

[Daffyfan2003]

Thomas Haffa? Who's he?

(I'll send you my e-mail through a private message, Dr. Tooth. I'm sort of insecure about posting it on the board where everyone can see it. But I trust you, so I'll send you a PM right away.)

[Zack the Dog]

(Rowlf holding Gaffer the backstage cat) yes, i know, kitty witty, your hungery and you want you neck srcathed, don't worry rowlfy here to take care of you now...OH! UMM, hi guys, sorry, me, and ahh, me and Gaffer made up now and if i have a close pin on my nose i won't sneeze anymore. right Gaffer? (meow!)

Hmmm....i have no idea who Thomas Haffa is either, ya mind filling us in Foz's i mean was he tonight's guess star and was a no show?

Zack)

[Fozzie Bear]

Thomas Haffa, gang! The evil brain behind the fall of the JHC after being acquired by EM.TV!!

Not only was his bad decision making on purchasing Formula One the reason JHC fell into bidding wars, he's also the guy who wanted to destroy our show so bad that he's resorted to kidnapping Kermit and Janice!

*Thomas Haffa shouts some rude remarks in a foreign language at the bear, spits at him, and runs down the hall and jumps from the window. The others chase after him, but he has disappeared.*

How do we find Kermit and Janice now? Wait! Kermit touched my arm last Tuesday, and I haven't bathed since the Friday before that, so, Rowlf, come smell me and get Kermit's scent (if you can) and let's find out where in this house Kermit is hidden!

And now I have to wonder, did Uncle Deadly let us see him come here to help us find Kermit...OR, is he working for the evil Haffa empire? Hmm...

Oh, hey Rowlf, SMELL ME!

[Fireimps87]

*meanwhile*

Oh I LOVE TRASH!!!!

[Gonzo14]

(back at the theatre, Gonzo doesn't realize that everyone is gone)

Hey where is everyone, oh well, I'll try calling Fozzie's Cell Phone, Hello.

[Gonzo14]

(back at the theatre, Gonzo doesn't realize that everyone is gone)

Hey where is everyone, oh well, I'll try calling Fozzie's Cell Phone

(on the phone)
Hello, who is this?

(i don't know how this got posted twice)

[Daffyfan2003]

Hey, man. Maybe we should check with Gonzo and Tommie and Oscar and everyone else back at the theatre to see how they're doing. Wait, I think I hear something. Yo, Fozzie, my man. Is that your cell phone?

[Crazy Harry]

No, that's the alarm clock Crazy Harry keeps in his pants.

*a different sound is heard*

That's a cell phone.

[Fozzie Bear]

I want to know Thomas Haffa got away that fast?

*beeep beeep beeep*
HIYA?! Gonzo? Is that you?

*there's the sound of knocking from upstairs*
Yeah, Gonzo! Yes! Hey, thanks for taking care of things back at the Theater with Tommie and the others. What's going on in the show now?

*More knocking from upstairs*
I hope Sweetums locked the front doors so the audience won't leave and...
HEY! WILL SOMEONE PLEASE TELL WHOEVER THAT IS KNOCKING UPSTAIRS TO STOP!!? IT"S BOTHERING M--
Um, Gonzo? I have to go now.

*Hangs up phone, Blip.*

Gang, come on!!

*The rush to the stairs and go to the third floor...*

[Zack the Dog]

oh yeah, Thomas Haffa, i, i knew who he was....yeah and when we find him i'ma gonna bite him, hahaha!

Oh, hey Rowlf, SMELL ME!

Fozzie...that's discusting..i will not...but Gaffer the backstage cat is here maybe he could...smell you....

( Rowlf holds gaffers nose next to fozzie arm)


Meoooooowwww! ( Gaffer runs up the stairs to whereever the loud sound was coming from before)

[Crazy Harry]

Bye bye kitty!

[Fozzie Bear]

*atop the stairs are 4 dark rooms--each room has a predestined plot for the characters, someone pick a door NOW*

[Zack the Dog]

Well Fozzie, Gaffer wants to go in this 5th door right over here...he's sracthing the door like crazy! (Rowlf opens the door to find a litter box)

Ohh...well, that explains it...P! U!

do your bussness Gaffer... and close the door behind you ya stinky cat!

[Crazy Harry]

Ooh, Crazy Harry knows how to cheat at this game.

*looks into the keyhole of door #1*

[Fozzie Bear]

*Door #5, the broom closet and kitty litter box room; DOOR # 1!*

*The door is pushed open ever so slightly before it begins to open on its own, in the midst of the darkness 2 red shining beams of eyes focus on the gang.*

Okay, Rowlf--sic 'im!

[Beauregard]

Did you guys know their's back stairs to this place?

Hey Rawlf Get away from me.

[Daffyfan2003]

Hey, man. Where'd everybody go? It's gotten quiet here all of a sudden. Looks like it's up to me to rescue Janice, oh, and that green guy, what's-his-name. Maybe I'll take Beau's advice and try the back stairs.

[Fireimps87]

Hey....is there a place where a grouch can eat huh?!!

[BeckyDR]

(Meanwhile, back at Muppet Theater, the place is in total chaos when...)

Andrei Gubin (walking in): Vsem privet! Kto-to skazal chto vas nuzhni...OI excuse me...Hello everybody! Did someone say that you need a special guest?

(as you all can see, I don't have an avatar, but since Andrei Gubin is featured in my signature I thought I would be him. Also, he is my favorite Russian singer :)). And for those of you who might ask for a translation of Andrei's Russian, you will see that he repeats what he said (in English). well, bye for now and I hope you will let me play along.

Becky

[Thijs]

<why don`t you get an avatar? we need a scooter and a miss. piggy. Other suggestions: Pops, Hilda, Gladys>

[Gonzo14]

try this site, it's full of pics you can use as avatars, It's where I got mine (you have to make the pic a little smaller)
http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Academy/3108/puppets.html

[BeckyDR]

but can I still play as Gubin? or would you all rather I play a Muppet?

[Daffyfan2003]

I'm okay with it. Phil's sort of the moderator here, so you'll have to ask him.

*Floyd takes the back stairway and finds himself back in the Muppet Theatre*

Hey, man. So that's where those stairs lead. Back to the Muppet Theatre. Gonzo, Tommie, Oscar? How are things going with the show? Hey, man! It's Andrei Gubin. One of my favorite singers. Hey, Andrei! What's up?

[BeckyDR]

I didn't know I was this popular in USA...well I'm fine, spasibo...I mean thanks.

(as of now all Andrei's songs are in Russian, so he would not be as popular in America as in Russia)

[BeckyDR]

do you speak Russian?

[Beauregard]

*Wsipers to Floyd*

I think I know where to go.

Folow me,

*Up stairs*

Door Number eight.

When I was coming up the other stairs I saw a note saying,

"In case I forget they are looked in room number 8"

*Opens door*

Who's keys are these?

Oh dear I misinterpreted the sign.

[Super Scooter]

Hey, guys! What's going on?

(I have no idea what's going on. Thought I'd start off clueless)

[BeckyDR]

oops :) I mean Hi SuperScooter! well I heard you all needed a special guest or something like that

[Daffyfan2003]

Sorry, Beau, but I'm not with you anymore. Remember Floyd took the back stairs and now he's back in the theater.

*as Floyd to Andrei*

Sorry, hon. I don't speak Russian. I speak the language of groovy. If ya know what I mean. But I like listening to your music. I'd like to chat more, but I'm looking for my honey Janice. I'd also better find Beau before he does something stupid.

[BeckyDR]

Hey Daffyfan; Andrei Gubin is a guy, for your information :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) ))))))))))

now as Andrei: ok that's cool :) HEY who's that weird-looking blue creature over there and WHAT is he doing with that chicken?

[Zack the Dog]

in the midst of the darkness 2 red shining beams of eyes focus on the gang.*

(guessing it was beau on the other side of the door showing the way to muppet theater)

okay, i'm oping the next door, what is it door number three? Two? Ah, it doesn't matter....

(opens door to find a brick wall)

ahh, great...should we get a drill to see if kermit and or janice is behind this wall or just open up the next door?,...



Zack,

[Crazy Harry]

Next!

(Opens door #6, walks right in and closes the door behind him; comes out of door #5 twenty seconds later)

What happened?

[Beauregard]

Boy this is getting worse and worse.

*Large numbers show up on the wall*

*Voice over: If you are not out of here by the count of 1000 you will all die*

That sounds like Uncle Deadly. Oh dear what can we do we must find Janice and Kermit before it is too late.

*9999, 9998, 9997 ....... 9899, 9898*

*Opens door 9*

Hey wait what is this sign on the outside of the door.

GENTS?

*Walks in*

Oh boy it stinks in there

*Walks out again*

[Daffyfan2003]

Hey Daffyfan; Andrei Gubin is a guy, for your information ))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Sorry. I guess I'm not too familiar with these Russian singers. Lol. (Oops. Sorry Tommie)

*Floyd runs back to the haunted house, or whatever the place was*

Sorry, guys. I took a wrong turn and ended up back in the theater. Beau? Rowlf? Harry? Boy, I don't like being alone in here. Now I sound like Fozzie. HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLP!!!!

[Beauregard]

Floyd over here.

*9777, 9776, 9775, 9774...9761*

Quick we have to find Kermit.

*Knocking sound is heard overhead*

*9759, 9758*

I think we had better find a way up.

[Fozzie Bear]

WOAH! I'm out of the closet--well, the one I was just locked in by accident! But behind the clothes in there is another door that has stairs that go UP!

Of course I didn't go, because I was afraid, but I heard a mumble that sounded like Kermit!

QUICK! Up these stairs!! Everybody!!

[BeckyDR]

and btw even if Andrei WAS a girl, I don't think Floyd would be saying "hun" or anything like that to Andrei because he already has Janice :).

ok now as Andrei: Ey (hey) where'd everybody go?...Hello? (sees Tommie) Hey are you in charge here?

[Fozzie Bear]

*They approach a closed door which is locked and from behind it they hear the muffled sounds of Kermit and Janice.*

QUICK!! SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING!! THE DOOR IS LOCKED!!!

Where's Sweetums when you need him?!

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

*strugglin' with Kermit, tied back to back*

"Like, MMMMmmffff!"

[Fozzie Bear]

*The moon light shines in through a small window in the little stairwell. Fozzie pulls ring of skeleton keys from his fur-pocket which he uses at the Muppet Show theater.*

Don't worry,Kermit and Janice!! I have some keys that might work.

*tries one*

Doesn't fit in.

*tries another*

It doesn't fit, either!! What's WRONG WITH THESE KEYS?!

*Notices that the key hole has been sealed shut.*

Uh-oh!! Sweetums!! WE NEED YOU!!

[BeckyDR]

Ey...I mean Hey, could you tell me who's in charge here?

[Gonzo14]

Kermit's usually in charge, but he's tied up so it's pretty much total Anarchy Now, I LOVE IT

[BeckyDR]

what do you mean?

(Andrey's English isn't that good :D )

[Crazy Harry]

*runs head first into the door that Fozzie's trying to open at top speed, it doesn't budge*

Bad plan!

[Fozzie Bear]

*Tries last key and gets frustrated!*

AAAHHHHHHH!!!!

*Throws open window*

SWEETUMS!!!

*Leans head against door and screams through the very small crack*

Don't worry, Kermit and Janice!! We're gonna save you!!

*Bangs head on door.*

That never works, but if ONLY Pepe or Rizzo were here, even little Robin, I could put them through the window to climb around and open the lock of the door...unless Sweetums shows up.

SHOW!!? Oh-no! I hope the show is going okay!!

[Beauregard]

(Janice thanks for coming over again)

Don't worry Guys I have a plan. That sealed keyhole may just be filled with dust.

I shall go down to the theatre and get my cleaning gear. I'll call the others to help too.

[Fozzie Bear]

But if the others come, who's gonna run the show?

I'm having a nervous breakdown, I can feel it in my toes. They're asleep.

I want my mother...

[Daffyfan2003]

and btw even if Andrei WAS a girl, I don't think Floyd would be saying "hun" or anything like that to Andrei because he already has Janice .

I hadn't really thought of that. I sort of just meant hun in kind of a friendly way. I'm not very good at imitating Floyd. Sorry about that.

*as Floyd*

Do we even have a key? Janice, honey, I hear you in there. We're coming!

[Fozzie Bear]

*Scratching at door*

Come on! Maybe if we all scratch we can claw our way through!!

[Beauregard]

*Runs down the steps*

Hello every one. We have found Janice.

I need my cleaning tools though.

*Runs up stairs*

Here everyone, out of my way!!!

[Fozzie Bear]

Go, Beau, GO!!

Why'd I just feel like reading from a Tom and Sally book?

[Beauregard]

*Passes duster to Foz*

Hold this

*Passes mop to Floyd*

Hold this

*Passes broom to Harry*

Hold this

Hey where are my extra strong mints?

[Fozzie Bear]

I dunno, Beau! OH, BEAU! HURRY UP!! We haven't got all day! There's still criminals on the lam, and I thought we were gonna get blown up---wait! HARRY!! Do you have any more explosives?

[Beauregard]

*Runs down steps, runs back up*

Here these mints are sooo strong they should be able to push the door down.

*Throws mints at door*

*Door falls down reveling another door*

Oh no now I've used up all my mints!!!

And your breath relly stinks, you should have a mint, hang on I havn't got any mints left!!!

Aghhhhh

*1799, 1798, ...1787)

[Fozzie Bear]

Did Crazy Harry get lost in another closet or something?? Wait! I have this peanut butter Lew Zealand gave me once!

*Begins smearing peanut butter on the new door.*

SWEETUMS! CRAZY HARRY!! SOMEBODY!!!

[Beauregard]

( 1788...1777...1766...1755)

HELP!!!

We need some help.

(Time out: Fozzie should we go on a campain and email all the caracters we need and wait for them to come and help us?)

[Fozzie Bear]

Okay, Beau! Here's what we'll do, bend over head first and let's run into the door with all our strength!

Ready?

*They do: BANG!*

Okay, okay...that was a dumb idea and it hurt! What's this door made out of? CONCRETE!!

Where IS everybodeee?!

(NOTE: Pausing game til someone else pops in)

[Gonzo14]

Originally posted by BeckyDR
what do you mean?

(Andrey's English isn't that good :D )

It means no one's in charge and everyone's running around unsupervised

[Beauregard]

(Seriously?

PS I asked Bryon to come back.

PPs do you like my new avator?)

I have a headach from running into the door and would really like an parasetimal.

PROBLEM: the parets ate them all!!!

[Fozzie Bear]

I had SO much rather be at the theater putting on a show rather than trying to get through a concrete door. Just think, Beau: Mayhem, mischeif, no rules, no boundaries...just like every other night! *sigh* would be great!!

BUT WE HAVE TO SAVE KERMIT!! Wait, I'll get on my celphone here...

*Ring ring ring--ring ring ring*

I'm gonna call Gonzo's dressing room and see if he's there! I forgot HE has a CANNON!!

We can get HIS help maybe!

[Super Scooter]

(coming to a realization) Guys! Kermit and Janice have been locked up in that room!

[Crazy Harry]

Zzzzzzzzzzzzz... *snort* What happened? Why's Crazy Harry holding a broom?

[Super Scooter]

You and me both! I don't even know what I'm doing here!

*calls through crack in door*

Hey, boss! Do you want that order form for Pigs R Us slip for you to sign??? ... Boss? ... Boss?

*to Fozzie*

I think he's locked in there.

[BeckyDR]

spasibo...I mean, thanks for the explanation. Now please tell me what I should do now?

[Daffyfan2003]

Alright, guys. What do you want me to do with this mop?

[Zack the Dog]

Guys! guys! why don't i try chewing threw the door!?!!

"CHOMP!'"

Ohhhh....my mouth! I did this before ...Now you guys know why i don't have any teeth...ohhhh! well i guess i had to try a dumb idea too....



Zack)Rowlf the Dog

[Crazy Harry]

Teeth?

*begins knawing at the door*

[Beauregard]

Floyd just keep hold of it for now.

Where's Dr Teeth when you need him? He could get through this door in a Jimmy Riddle.

Hey that's an idea!!!

I'll go and get one.

[Daffyfan2003]

*starts to go crazy and strangle Beauregard*

Look, man! My honey is in there! Isn't there anything I can do, besides just stand here? I'm going insane!

*calms down*

Man, now I'm sounding like Animal.

[Gonzo14]

(on the phone)
Fozzie, I'm sending you the cannon you asked for, it should be there in a few days

[Fozzie Bear]

Thanks, Gonzo. That'd be just fi---A FEW DAYS!!? Maybe you should use FedEx or UPS instead of the Post Office?!

AIGH!!

Okay, I WON'T panic...I WON'T panic...

*sighs, calms down*

WE GOTTA DO SOMETHING!!!

Wait...this window. Floyd, you're skinny enough. Climb out and around the ledge and get us in the room!

[Super Scooter]

*enthusiastic* I know, guys! I'll use my super powers to bust through that door!!!

*attempts to create shield around him, and runs right into the door... with no success*

Oh, nuts! I forgot! After that last incident with the plunger, the International Guild of Immitation Super Heroes took away my un-likely super powers!

Um, does anyone have an asprin?

[Fozzie Bear]

No, but I have some acetometophenimonominmanah...stuff.

Floyd's gonna crawl out for us on the ledge, right Floyd?

[Super Scooter]

*groggily* Uh, Floyd? Who's Floyd? Are you speaking to me? Why am I dressed in tights???? Why am I wearing my underwear on the outside of my pants???? ...That feels kind of nice. Refreshing. Uh, Mr. Bear, do you have the time?

[Fozzie Bear]

Scooter! To YOU I was mentioning that I have no aspirin, but I have acetametaphenomininin (a non aspirin product). To FLOYD I was saying he's gonna climb out and do this.

I think.

[Super Scooter]

Who is Floyd? And, who are you? Why am I beign hounded by a bunch of hooligans???? Help! Help! Help!

Oh, that reminds me... Why DOES the chicken cross the road, my dear Mr. Bear?

[Super Scooter]

And I do know what acedemedophidaminaminamin is. It's a by-product of cinnaminaminaminamin.

Why DOES the chicken cross the road, Mr. Bear? If you don't mind.

[Fozzie Bear]

Originally posted by Super Scooter
And I do know what acedemedophidaminaminamin is. It's a by-product of cinnaminaminaminamin.

and tastes good in oatmeal!

Why DOES the chicken cross the road, Mr. Bear? If you don't mind.

To get away from Col. Sanders!!

[Super Scooter]

Col.Sanders? What is this Col.Sanders? Is this some sort of new drug??? I told you not to let that bear into the medicine cabinet!!!

Hang on a second. I can't remember anything past a few moments ago. I can't remember!!! Oh, wait! Something's coming back. I remember... Oh, my goodness! We have to save the castaways! Giligan is about to be attacked by human cannon balls!!!!! And they're blue? Oh, no!!!

*Scooter faints*

[Crazy Harry]

*finaly takes his mouth of the doorknob*

Does anyone have a plan that doesn't involve headaches or chewing on dirty things?

[Daffyfan2003]

Man, how could Scooter have forgotten who I was? *to Scooter* Did that Mr. Bassman number we did mean nothing to you? Oh, right. He's fainted. Someone should call Dr. Bob. Meanwhile, as per everyone's request I'll try to squeeze in through the ledge. I hope this plan works. More importantly, I hope Janice is alright.

[Beauregard]

Floyd, Floyd, Floyd, Floyd, Floyd, Floyd,Floyd, Floyd, Floyd, Floyd, Floyd, Floyd, Floyd, Floyd, Floyd, Floyd, Floyd, Floyd, Floyd, Floyd, Floyd, Floyd, Floyd, Floyd, Floyd, Floyd, Floyd, Floyd, Floyd, Floyd, Floyd, Floyd, Floyd, Floyd, Floyd, Floyd, Floyd, Floyd, Floyd, Floyd, Floyd, Floyd,

Don't do it Flyod, you'll fall. Oh NO. HELP!!! HHHHEEEEELLLLLLPPPPPP!!!!!!!!

I neeeeed some help, look at my eye twiching.

[Daffyfan2003]

What did you say, Beau? *falls down* Oops. Never mind. Janice! Janice!

(By the way, Byron, are you still here for real? I'd like to know so we have some idea of where Janice is.)

[Beauregard]

Floyd!!!

*Passes out*

(1544, 1543, 1542, 1541)

[Super Scooter]

*getting up; groggily* Huh? Huh? What? Oh, boy! What a headache! What's going on? Floyd? Why are you on the floor? Beauregard? What are you doing on the floor? Oh, no! They're dead! Ugh! I think I'm still hung over from that last party at the green house! Um, Fozzie? Do you know what's going on.

(Floyd, I didn't forget you! Just amnesia! Guess I should have either done that better, or leave amnesia up to Kermit The Frog. By the way, do we have anyone playing Kermit yet?)

*calling through cracks* Hey, boss! You look sort of tied up in there!

*to myself* Wait a minute! This is my chance! I can take over the theater! What do you say, Fozzie, seeing as how you're the only one still alive?

[Beauregard]

oh boy, this is going stedily down hill.

*Falls down stairs*

As am I

[Super Scooter]

Hey, Beau? I think this thread is getting worn out. Hang on a second. Has anyone tried just opening the door?

[Daffyfan2003]

It's okay, man. I ain't dead, but my rear-end hurts.

(We don't have anyone playing Kermit yet, but we could use one.)

[Beauregard]

No.

*Opens Door*

Janice, Kermit are you all right?

*Steps forward down a large hole*

AGHHHHHH

[Fozzie Bear]

{EDITOR'S NOTE: It's not dead yet, we just have to follow role-playing structure. Starting this thread, I thought I'd just let it "role" with the flow, like I did at the old forum, but I guess I should go ahead and be the Game Master and start putting us in positions in which the characters have to learn to deal with and come to a conclusion on how to get out of it to pass on to the next level. So, that being the case:}

While Gonzo and Tommie run things at the Muppet Theater, Fozzie, Beauregard, Rowlf, Animal, and others have followed Uncle Deadly to an abandoned--possibly haunted (?)--mansion on the outskirts of town where they have discovered that Thomas Haffa, in some evil form or other, has kidnapped Kermit and Janice in an attempt to once again ruin the Muppets' plight to entertain the throngs. While there, they hear the voice of Uncle Deadly send out the warning that they have only seconds to get out of the Mansion. Before they do, in full Muppet Fashion, they must find Kermit and Janice for, as always, all for one and one for all is the motto--unless leaving Bunsen and Beaker at a gas station. Currently, the characters have opened the door where they heard the sounds of Kermit and Janice, only to find themselves looking into an empty room with speakers, and Beau falls into a large gaping hole in the floor, slides down a chute and ends up in the basement. Soon, he is followed by Fozzie and the others, and those who were outside the house have entered the basement through a window. All together now, the group huddles to discuss what to do next when, from behind a door, they hear the laughter of Thomas Haffa (the now despised, fired head-honcho of EM.TV) who, when he disappeared earlier after jumping from the window, climbed into his hide out in the basement. Peeking through a crack in the door, they see Haffa laughing over Kermit and Janice who have been tied back to back in chairs. There are several mean executives standing around the room, putting fear in the hearts of Kermit and Janice by pretending to almost hit them with Letters of Intent from Saban and Disney and Valentine.

The saga continues...)

LOOK! There's Thomas Haffa, and he has Kermit and Janice tied back to back in chairs!

(Game Master: I just said that.)

Oh, yeah, sorry! What do we do? All I have is a rubber chicken!

[Super Scooter]

Rubber chicken? I've got it! Thomas Haffa's afraid of chickens! And if he isn't, I am!

(Hey, thanks for explaining that, Fozzie. I was too lazy to look back at the thirty pages you guys have done so far!)

Er, I guess that idea's a little too Batman, huh?

I know! Fozzie, Rowlf, Floyd, everyone, don't you see? We have to buy back Kermit and Janice from those money-loving executives!!! All we need is fifteen-million dollars, or so! All right, empty out your pockets.

Let's see. Two quarters... uh, lint... a penny... some old stick figure of Kermit. Hmmph. Not a bad likeness. .... uh, a paper clip... and a... hmmm... how'd that get there?

[Crazy Harry]

Crazy Harry has $250 and a gift card to Best Buy.

[Super Scooter]

Hmmm. 250$ and 51 cents. Hmmm. We have enough to buy Kermit's collar! ... Um, do we have anything else?

I wonder how much we can get for those explosives...

Bet it's legal to sell over seas!

[Beauregard]

Oh Boy.

What are we going to do?

What ARE we going to do.

WHAT!!! Are we going to do.

That's it do.

We have to do somthing.

I have a plan.

If I rush into the room they will all look at me then you can all rush in too and while they are looking at you I'll jump Kermit and Janice, Untie them that is, away.

Then I suggest we run.

(Voice over: 25, 24, 23, 22, 21, 20, 19, 18, 17, 16, 15, 14, 12. Hang on is that 11 or 12? Now I have to start at the begining again! 9999, 9998, 9997....)

We have to hurry, what do you think of my plan?

[Super Scooter]

Um... Beau? One problem. How's jumping Kermit and Janice- the ones we are trying to rescue- help us?

[Fozzie Bear]

No, no, Scooter! Beau's got a GREAT idea!! He'll be the diversion of all of the executives and when they look at him, we'll run in and get Kermit and Janice!!

So, Beau, when you run in what do you plan to do?

[Daffyfan2003]

Let's see I get $15 a week for playing guitar in the band, but we haven't had many gigs lately. If only Dr. Teeth were here. He's usually the one that covers the funds for Electric Mayhem, so he might have enough.

[Fozzie Bear]

FLOYD! We can't BUY anything, we're broke right now!! At least until Valentine's Day (get it??!)

Beau, go ahead and be the diversion! We'll be here to run in and nab our friends and then we're outta here!

*Grabs his rubber chicken!*

[Crazy Harry]

Originally posted by Fozzie Bear
FLOYD! We can't BUY anything, we're broke right now!! At least until Valentine's Day (get it??!)
No.

What are we doing again?

[Daffyfan2003]

No, actually, I don't get it. We could go back to work at Pete's, but that would take to long. Actually, I agree that we shouldn't pay a ransom to save our friends. The bad guys would still win that way. I guess we should go in as soon as Beau makes his move.

[Crazy Harry]

Should Harry bite one of them since Animal isn't here?

[Beauregard]

Floyd have you still got my Mop? I may need that.

[Daffyfan2003]

Yeah, it's right here, man. Be careful.

[Super Scooter]

Go Beau! Go Beau! Go Beau! (Gee, that sounds familiar. Maybe I'm in the wrog thread:D FR)

Do we have a back up idea?

(I got the Valentine's Day one! Hardee Har Har Har!)

Alright! I'm all set! I've got my radio and I've got my clipboard! Let's go get us the Frog and the... well, whtever she is. Floyd's Honey! Gooooooo Beau!!!!!!!!

[Fozzie Bear]

*Appreciating the joke made by Scooter about Go Beau and Gobo, there comes a bellowing aloud from the bear...*

GOBO/GO BEAU!! HAAAWOCKAA!! HAAA!! FUNNEEEEE!!

*Realizing what he just did...*

Wha'? Sorry!

*In the next room, Haffa and the exec's--having heard Fozzie's loud appreciation of a great joke--become defensive. There is only one way out of the room and that is through the door which is now surrounded by the Muppets, and Kermit and Janice are moved into a corner of the room while other executives standing around pick up their canes and other sticks and pull from inside of them...SWORDS!

The Muppets begin holding their own weapons: Beau-mop, Floyd-broom, Scooter-bucket, Fozzie-rubber chicken...

Slowly the door opens and the Muppets can see Kermit and Janice tied in the corner of the room as the tall, gruesome figure of Thomas Haffa exits with his sword pointed in the direction of some boxes, behind which the Muppets hide.

Fozzie finds this moment particularly good for silent whispers...*

OOHHHHH!! What'll we do?! I'm too YOUNG TO DIE!!

[Daffyfan2003]

*strangles Scooter*

Her name is Janice, Janice!!! And I don't get that freakin' Valentine's Day joke!!! Stop laughing at things that aren't funny!!!! Boy, I really should stop hanging around Animal. Some of his wildness seems to be rubbing off on me.

[Fozzie Bear]

*Haffa begins to near the Muppets with his sword shining.*

Floyd, it's simple...Haffa was the head of EM.TV, and the "Valentine's Day" reference is because of that guy who's gonna buy that 49.9% of JHC from EM.TV, so I said we couldn't afford anything until "Valentine's Day," when he purchases his part of the company--but Haffa's getting too close with that sword!

Should we take him? Bombard him I mean?

[Beauregard]

*Walks out from behind box, with his mop heald forward*

All right no body move.

*Saeps back behind box*

Ready guys?

*Steps out again*

Just so you know this is no ordinary mop. This is a super mop, transformed by Dr Boston Honeydew.

If anyone moves a muscle they will be imediatly vaporised.

*Winks to others*

[Fozzie Bear]

*Haffa immediately stands still and looks at BEau and the mop with a little fear in his eyes.*

Great move, Beau!! Yessirr!! C'mon, gang!

*They all come from behind the boxes and head towards the room to save Kermit and Janice.*

And this is no ordinary rubber chicken, it's a PSYCHIC rubber chicken, and if you think about pulling one over on us, my rubber chicken will smack you in the head!!

*While Floyd, Fozzie, and Scooter finish untying Kermit and Janice, Haffa begins to notice that the mop is nothing special.*

Yay! Beau, you helped save the day!!

*All exit with Kermit and Janice and as they all get by Beau, Haffa reaches out with his sword and cuts the end of the mop off.*

Umm....Beau?

[Beauregard]

Oh boy!!!

(Note: Daffy and Fozzie and I are here at the same so we could have some fun!!!)

Listen that was just what I wanted you to do, I mean.

HELPPPPPP

[Fozzie Bear]

Well, no probleeemmm!! There's one thing that Mama always taught me to do when things get in a tight.

RUN!

*Haffa begins swinging his sword at the Muppets, barely missing them as they run for the exit of the mansion.*

[Beauregard]

*suddenly the darned voice over interupts again: 23, 22, 21, 21. Oh where was I never mind. 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0.*

*Loud explosion as the house shakes and begins to fall*

Run, everyone and keep runing.


*Bursts out the front door*


Run, back to the car.

*House crumbles down*

[Fozzie Bear]

*Grabs keys to the Studebacher from his pocket*

Jump in and let's go home!!

*The car and the Mayhem Bus are filled with Muppets who begin to speed away...from behind they hear a horrible, roaring noise. Suddenly, a huge black car speeds behind them, and a cannon rises from the hood of the car.

Guess EM.TV was spending money on more than FormulaOne, huh?

AAAAHHHHHHH!!! :eek:

[Beauregard]

(note: with no one to play Kerm what shall we do? Is he fake do you think?)

Oh no!

I have an idea, someone pass me Scooters bucket

[Fozzie Bear]

Here's the bucket!!

*Swerves down road to keep from being shot at by the cannon.*

OH NO!!

*Swerves to keep from hitting a cow in the road!*

Who parked THAT there?!


(Note: We'll just have to pretend that Kermit and Janice are saying things in the meantime even though they aren't, like we know Floyd and Rowlf are here with us, just not talking, you see?)

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

*shakes head with a few "tsks"*

Oh wow Kermit, like, I can't believe this weird trip they're putting us on!

[Fozzie Bear]

Sorry, Janice! But, at least this time I'm staying in between the lines of the road...mostly.

[Beauregard]

It's all right after all, you're driving licence said tare down the dotted line!!!

*Looks out of window*

Uh, oh. They are still coming.

Pass me the bucket.

Thanks Scooter,

*Opens window and throws bucket out*

The sooner we get out of here the better

*Bucket gets lodged in the front of the canon, which then explodes!!!*

Yes!

[Fozzie Bear]

*With the explosion of the cannon, the entire vehicle carrying the evil Haffa has suddenly vanished into millions of tiny pieces--Much the same way EM.TV is selling off the JHC--and Haffa is nowhere to be seen. With that, the vehicles race home toward the Muppet Theater to get there in time for the closing number.*

Good Work, Beau!!

We'll be there in, oh, 5 minutes I think! (even though it's taken us this many days to get here! HAA!)

[Zack the Dog]

(Note: We'll just have to pretend that Kermit and Janice are saying things in the meantime even though they aren't, like we know Floyd and Rowlf are here with us, just not talking, you see?)

(Rowlf thinking in his head) but i'm NOT with you guys!
oh i new i shouldn't have used that litter box after gaffer, but i had to go but it was a trap!

(after the car with the canno blows up because of beau's mop bucket, a large black limo comes from beind it Uncle Deadly is at the wheel as Haffa roles down the window and speeds up to Fozzies studabaker, you see one of Haffs hands holding rowlf by the ears and Gaffer the cat is being held by the other)

Rowlf: Fozzie! guys Help!Helllllllllp!

(the window shuts and the limo speeds ahead of the rest of the muppets)

Zack)Rowlf the, the saga continues....Dog.

[Beauregard]

Oh no!!!

Wait Zack, I mean Rowlf. We're coming!!!

[Zack the Dog]

Rowlf who's in the limo with Haffa, gaffer, and uncle deadly actualy gets to speek with haffa)


Rowlf: Ahh Mr. Haffa, sir..why are you doing this?

Haffa: HAHA! because i'm a vllian! That's why! haha! there a little muffen joke for you ralph!

Rowlf.....were callled the Muppets...and my name is Rowlf!

Haffa: I DON'T CARE! I HATE YOU MUFFINS! i want to rid the world of you all! I want to produce garbage tv all over the world! with all you out the the way the publice won't know what real entertainment is and spend millions of dollars on junk, and then one day i will rule the world!

Rowlf: your sick! but have no fear as DR BOB IS HERE! gaffer hand me the tougedepresser! (Rowlf grabs gaffers tail and shoves down Haffa mouth:

Haffa: gag! GAG! Chough! Cat hair!

(Gaffer gets scared and jumps on Haffa face sratching the heck out of him (hee hee!)

Haffa: ahhhhhhhhhh!

Uncle Deadly: whats going on master? (gaffer jumps on uncle deadly) ahhhh! i hate cats!

( Haffa is covering his face)

Rowlf opens with sun roof and climes out caring uncle deadly with gaffer locked on to his face)

fOZZIE! Fozzie! this limo is headed for a cliff! Pull up behind it so i can jump off! Oh im saving uncle deadly because he"s a muffin i mean Muppet! help us!

[Fozzie Bear]

*Realizing that NOW Rowlf is captured in the black limo of Haffa, Fozzie reaches down and pulls what once was called the "choke" of the car.*

This is my super duper turbo pooper!!

*Suddenly, everyone is pressed into their seats as the vehicle races down the interstate and catches up with the other car.*

Someone, quick! Get by a window and hold on, because Rowlf will have to jump from car to car!!

[Crazy Harry]

*pops out from behind the back seat of the limo*

Ooh, plothole.

*notices the cliff coming ever closer grabs the steering wheel*

Harry wishes he knew how to drive.

[Beauregard]

Rowlf Here we come!!!

[Fozzie Bear]

OH NO!! ROWLF, CRAZY HARRY, AND GAFFER ARE ALL IN THE LIMO!!! The cliff is gettin' close!

HARRY!! GET OUT ON THE TAIL END OF THE CAR WITH ROWLF AND GAFFER!! WE'RE GONNA SAVE YOU!!!

[Crazy Harry]

*Harry slams on the brakes and the car stops*

That worked.

[Fozzie Bear]

AAAHHHHH!!!!

*The limo stopped so suddenly that the Studebacher, with all its speed, couldn't stop. Swerving by, Fozzie screamed for the others to jump onto the Studebacher which he directed toward the Muppet Theater.

Did they make it?*

[Crazy Harry]

*Harry(with Gaffer under his arm) and Rowlf (with an unconscious Deadly on his back) both jump for the studebacher, but jump to soon and land on the hood: they hold onto the windshield wipers for dear life*

[Fozzie Bear]

YAY!!! They're safe...sorta!

We'll be at the Muppet Theater in a few minutes where Gonzo and Tommie are waiting for us, and we'll be safe and sound and...and...I just realized--

I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING!!! AAAAHHHHHHH!!!

*touches brakes*

[BeckyDR]

too bad Floyd and the others aren't here...I was thinking they could back me up while I sang one of my songs...but oh well...hey where did Gonzo and Tommie go?

[Zack the Dog]

*Harry(with Gaffer under his arm) and Rowlf (with an unconscious Deadly on his back) both jump for the studebacher, but jump to soon and land on the hood: they hold onto the windshield wipers for dear life*


( I don't mind at all Crazy Harry, that's was how i expected it to end! LOL, well you popping out of a polthole was a nice touch, i figured because i didn't really get to be part of the dramatic Haffa endding and house blowing up save kermit and janice fun, i had to create my own endding, you joining in made it all the better! thanks for saving my life! And i"m also glad you didn"t forget i was trying to save gaffer and uncle deadly because they are muppets too....only i wanted the limo to fall of the cliff with haffa after i jumped on to the studabaker with gaffer, uncle deadly and now you as well;-)


After all the muppets were safe and sound the limo starts to role towards the cliff because Carzy Harry didn't put the dang thing in park(and it's a good thing too) the limo holding the badly sratched haffa with cat hair in his mouth falls to his doom and all that could be heard was " I HATE YOU MUFFINS!!!!!

Rowlf: Hey guys thanks for saving me and all, but why do you supose Haffa hate's breakfast products?

( Rowlf looks at the knocked out uncle deadly) HEY! Nurse fozzie and nurse jancie, we NOW have a paisent for Vets Hosptal!!



the end....well, not really;-)

[Crazy Harry]

*watches the limo fall over the cliff*

The same thing happened on Crazy Harry's driving test.

[Beauregard]

Yes!!!

Now we must get back to the theatre.

Kermit shall we...Kermit? Hey I didn't know that Kermit was made of ruber!!!

Wait.

*Foz slams on brakes*

We havn't found Kermit yet, he's fake!!!!!

[Daffyfan2003]

Just a few notes: (I'm not saying this as Floyd) I'm going to be away for a few days, so we'll have to have Floyd go back to the theater and stay in the background for a while. By the way, Beau. I'm sorry I didn't realize that we were on at the same time before. I'll try to pay better attention next time. Lol.

*as Floyd*

Well, I got my honey Janice back. I'm goin' back to the theater. You guys go rescue Kermit. Let me know how things turn out.

[Gonzo14]

The car and the Mayhem Bus are filled with Muppets who begin to speed away...from behind they hear a horrible, roaring noise. Suddenly, a huge black car speeds behind them, and a cannon rises from the hood of the car.[/B] (is that the Cannon I sent).

-Back at the Theatre-
Unfortunatly most of our cast isn't here, so I, The Great Gonzo, have an act you will not be able to resist, I will Roller Skate across the Stage surrounded by cans of Nitro Glisserine while Playing the Banjo and Singing Yakee Doodle

-starts his act- slips on a Banana Peel, sending Nitro Glisserine right into Statler & Waldorf's Balcony-

[Thijs]

Pooh hey pooh hey, good you`re back. I was getting tired so I went to sleep.

Hey! Is that Kermit fake or not? I don`t understand it anymore.

[Beauregard]

Let's get back to the theatre and talk things over.

[Super Scooter]

Is Kermit fake? I don't know. I'll check.

*aproaches Kermit*

Are you fake? ....

*no response*

... Boss? Are you fake? ...

*no response*

*to other Muppets*

Hey, guys, I can't tell you if he's fake or not, he won't tell me.

Dr. Bob! He might be in a state of shock!!! (he's not the only one) Beau! Hand me your mop!

*takes mop; begins hitting Kermit with it*

I'll save you! I'll save you! I'll save you! Why... won't... you... wake... up????????????? Argh!

*stops*

Hmmm. There's a good possibility this is an ex-frog.

[Beauregard]

I told you he's fake.

Now Fozz take us back to the theatre and we'll have to find Kermit later, Stadler and Waldorf will be there soon.

[Super Scooter]

Fake? Oh.

I heard something about frogs freezing like this as a protective method or something like that. ... If that's protective...

Hmmm. Beau? .... Uh, where's my clipboard? Oh, there it is.

*picks up clipboard*

*over-reacting* Hey, guys! Beau's right! We have to get back to the theater! And with Kermit! That big year end show is about to start! Not the one Gonzo was doing, the BIG one! Kermit's supposed to go on! Fozzie step on it! We've got to figure out what to do with Kermit's part. Any ideas?

[Beauregard]

Has anyone heard of puppetry?

[Super Scooter]

Puppetry? What's that?

You'd better be careful Beau! your mart is showing!

Wait a minute... Beau! You've done it! You're a genius! With a mop.

We'll make a puppet out of... er, I'm not too comfortable sticking my hand up the bosses... er... kiester. (I know! It isn't really him) Maybe we could do some elaborate rigging with your mop and Billy the rubber chicken!

[Beauregard]

OK. So what does Kerm have to do?

*grabs clipboard*

TAPDANCING??????

*Graps onto Foz*

What are we going to do?

*car hits a tree*