One word stories

[Fragglemuppet]

to celebrate

[Maestro]

the commemoration of

[Bill Bubble Guy]

Fraggle Rock's

[anytimepally]

anniversary

[Bill Bubble Guy]

since it was created.

[Java]

Tired

[anytimepally]

and alone,

[Winslow Leach]

Boober

[Fragglemuppet]

decided

Sorry, didn't see your post before, Gelfling Girl!

[Maestro]

to eat

[Fragglemuppet]

a raddish

[Pork]

gumbo

[anytimepally]

but much to his surprise,

[Winslow Leach]

the gumbo

[anytimepally]

came to life

[Java]

searching

[anytimepally]

Boober's laundry

[Bill Bubble Guy]

for

[Bill Bubble Guy]

Sorry, didn't see your post before, Gelfling Girl!

Pardon me for breaking the flow of the thread but may I please ask who is Gelfling Girl? I don't recall seeing any posts by someone with that username in here. Not that I remember at least.:confused:

Edit: Never mind. I had another look a bit further back and I saw her. Very sorry. :o

[Fragglemuppet]

No problem.
:)

a certain

[anytimepally]

pieces of their long lost

[Bill Bubble Guy]

second cousins on their father's side.

[Java]

The gumbo

[Bill Bubble Guy]

suddenly

[tutter_fan]

Fozzie bear

[Bill Bubble Guy]

cried "Wocka Wocka" (:confused: I think we lost the continuity of our grammer folks. But this story/stories make no logical sense at all anyway, so no point worrying about it;) )

[Winslow Leach]

while a giant, Stay-Puft marshmallow man

[Bill Bubble Guy]

ate up the gumbo.

[anytimepally]

Later, the Stay-Puft marshmallow man was joined by Allen Ludden, who thought

[Winslow Leach]

he (the Stay-Puft marshmallow man) was going to appear on Password,

[anytimepally]

until someone put on kibosh on his Stay-Puft plans and called Egon, Ray, Winston, and Peter

[Maestro]

who proceeded to make even more gumbo.

[Pork]

Sadly

[Winslow Leach]

the aforementioned Ghostbusters blasted the poor Stay-Puft marshmallow man into

[Beakerfan]

a mineshaft.

[Bill Bubble Guy]

This made the miners very annoyed because

[peyjenk]

miners just hate when that happens

[Maestro]

After all, what respectable miner

[Winslow Leach]

would wear a ballcap that said "I'm #1" on it.

[Pork]

Apparently

[Winslow Leach]

those ballcaps

[Pork]

were

[Winslow Leach]

dorky-looking,

[Pork]

because

[Winslow Leach]

nobody else

[Pork]

in the-whole-wide-world

[Winslow Leach]

would wear one, not even for a hundred million billion trillion dollars.

[Pork]

Unless, of course

[Maestro]

they were made of

[Bill Bubble Guy]

chocolate cream cake

[Pork]

and coated in bronze.

[Winslow Leach]

Wembley Fraggle

[Pork]

However

[Winslow Leach]

ate a rare raddish,

[Pork]

That

[anytimepally]

paid him back

[Pork]

for what

[Maestro]

he had done

[Beakerfan]

Poor Wembly

[Pork]

didn't even

[Winslow Leach]

finish the raddish, when all of a sudden

[Pork]

the remains of it exploded in his face!

[Winslow Leach]

Humiliated, Wembley

[Pork]

Meandred back

[Winslow Leach]

to Fraggle Rock where

[Pork]

He tripped

[Beakerfan]

over Red's

[Pork]

Barbells

[Bill Bubble Guy]

and broke his

[Pork]

Toe nail

[Winslow Leach]

Meanwhile,

[Beakerfan]

Junior Gorg

[Winslow Leach]

waltzed

[Beakerfan]

through the garden

[Winslow Leach]

singing to himself

[Pork]

about how dumb he is

[Winslow Leach]

while Pa Gorg

[Pork]

agreed wholeheartedly.

[Winslow Leach]

Mokey decided to write a poem about

[MrsPepper]

her friend Boober

[Pork]

but kept getting distracted by

[Winslow Leach]

the Doozers

[Pork]

working song.

[Winslow Leach]

"Ho hum," sighed Mokey as

[Beakerfan]

began to daydream about hunky

[Pork]

Peace lovin' fraggles

[Winslow Leach]

Sometimes Kermit liked to

[anytimepally]

swap stories with Sherlock Hemlock about their struggles with being green

:search: :)

[Winslow Leach]

and ultimately decided green was beautiful, and it was what they wanted to be!

[Bill Bubble Guy]

Which made Cookie Monster madly jealous of them both so

[anytimepally]

he sat around all day eating green cookies in hopes they would turn him green

[Maestro]

But Frazzle explained to him, "Blarrrghrghrghargblag!"

[Bill Bubble Guy]

meaning you cannot change the way you are

[Winslow Leach]

which is a good thing!

[peyjenk]

Unless you are Cookie Monster, in which case

[anytimepally]

it's a delicious thing! :insatiable:

[Pork]

Possibly the

[Maestro]

:concern: that Frazzle showed was misconstrued,

[Bill Bubble Guy]

because Cookie Monster started to cry

[maniacal muppet]

and walked to Grover's house, to talk to him about how he felt.

[Pork]

On the way

[maniacal muppet]

he tripped on

[peyjenk]

a banana.

[maniacal muppet]

This bananna belonged to

[Pork]

none other than

[maniacal muppet]

Snuffy who was on his way to

[Pork]

Cookie Monster's house to

[maniacal muppet]

ask if he could borrow a cup of flour. He wasn't there, so he used his phone and called

[Pork]

Telly Monster to

[maniacal muppet]

ask where Cookie might be.

[Bill Bubble Guy]

At which point Big Bird

[maniacal muppet]

ran down the street

[peyjenk]

being chased by an axe murderer.

[Bill Bubble Guy]

The axe murderer worked for Kentucky Fried Chicken and :D :crazy:

[maniacal muppet]

Big Bird survived by feeding the Colonel to his good buddy Gorgon Heap.

[peyjenk]

Maria was very impressed by this new, self-sufficient version of Big Bird and said

[maniacal muppet]

"Wow Big Bird, that was some quick thinking!" to which he replied,

[Bill Bubble Guy]

"Thank you Maria," but then suddenly a UFO

[maniacal muppet]

came down, opened and revealed the Yip-Yip Martians.

[peyjenk]

They carried with them intergalatic bazookas of fiery death and

[maniacal muppet]

realized that Sesame Street isn't a great place to use weapons of mass destruction, so they

[Pork]

swapped them for weapons of minute destruction.

[maniacal muppet]

Because they were weapons of "minute" destruction, they called in Guy Smiley and played

[peyjenk]

Vaporize That Trashcan, to which Oscar replied

[maniacal muppet]

"Why don't you go vaporize someone else's can?" angrily. They replied,

[peyjenk]

"Yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip, uh-huh, uh-huh."

[maniacal muppet]

To which they wondered what that meant. They they heard music coming from

[Colbynfriends]

Ernie and Bert's room. They went to investagate and found

[maniacal muppet]

Ernie and his drum set playing the song

[Colbynfriends]

"Mad Dogs and Englishmen" which is wierd because

[maniacal muppet]

they're people and on Sesame Street. They the played a medley of songs from

[Colbynfriends]

"little shop of horrors". then a 7 foot tall talking

[maniacal muppet]

carrot wandered into the room wondering where he could find

[Colbynfriends]

Lotsa spagetti and a nice glass of

[maniacal muppet]

appple juice. They told him to go to

[muppetmania1980]

to the store where he should ask for

[maniacal muppet]

spagetti and apple juice. He went over to Hooper's and found

[muppetmania1980]

spagettie and apple juice. but he also wanted some

[maniacal muppet]

cake so he went to find the Swedish Chef.

[muppetmania1980]

he ordered the biggest cake he could get but he wanted extra

[Bill Bubble Guy]

cream around the edges

[muppetmania1980]

so chef put all the cream he had on his cake and then the unexpected happened

[Bill Bubble Guy]

Gorgon Heap suddenly burst out of the cake and ate the Chef so

[maniacal muppet]

they had to go and find someone else to make a new cake for them.

[Colbynfriends]

That person was Digit. he made a cake, but added an extra ingredint, which was

[Pork]

Garlic Butter with mushroom sauce

[Colbynfriends]

The Carrot said, "thats no good" and decided that he did not want Spagetti, apple juice, or cake, but what he did want was

[Pork]

an automatic Rubik's cube solving machine

[Colbynfriends]

But he went to Vend-a-Face by mistake, and he got

[maniacal muppet]

a literal change of face. He then decided to

[Colbynfriends]

Go to the gym with is best friend

[maniacal muppet]

, Mickey Moose. They went to the gym on

[Colbynfriends]

the backside of gladys the cow. but then gladys

[maniacal muppet]

decided to find a greener patch of grass to graze to so she went to

[Colbynfriends]

the medow across the street, but she said the grass tasted like

[maniacal muppet]

feet so she decided to go to Mopatop's Shop to find some because she, like many others, knew that whatever you are looking for, you can find it there.

[Colbynfriends]

She found some and bought some. then she found the most interesting thing, she found a vintage

[maniacal muppet]

Kermit lamp there too. She knew that it was something that Piggy would love so she

[Colbynfriends]

brought it to Piggy, but Piggy was in the middle of

[maniacal muppet]

a speech that she was making to her fans. They decided to give it to her anyway but then

[Colbynfriends]

A fraggle popped up out of no where and shouted RAGGLEFRAGGLE, and then the fraggle took piggy...

[Oscarfan]

...and brought her to the...

[maniacal muppet]

A fraggle popped up out of no where and shouted RAGGLEFRAGGLE, and then the fraggle took piggy...

(Lmao, is that supposed to be from the show "The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy"?)


Great hall of Fraggle Rock where

[Colbynfriends]

(Lmao, is that supposed to be from the show "The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy"?)

Why yes it is. When i first heard it, i thought it was a refernce to fraggle rock. Anyway

Great hall of Fraggle Rock where
They Crowned her the queen of the fraggles, then piggy said

[Oscarfan]

"Bring me a sanwich from the....'

[Colbynfriends]

Subway" But in order to get to Subway, they needed to pass through the Gorgs Garden, were unnoticed by the Fraggles, Junior was about to.......

[maniacal muppet]

Why yes it is. When i first heard it, i thought it was a refernce to fraggle rock.

Ha! I thought the same :)

thump them when a

[Oscarfan]

giant swordfish when

[maniacal muppet]

flew out of Lew Zeland's hand and hit Junior.

[Oscarfan]

in the nose. Meanwhile, back at the rock

[maniacal muppet]

Boober was doing laundry. As he was watching socks dry,

[Colbynfriends]

an inkspot come. the inkspot told boober that..

[maniacal muppet]

he should put the lime in the coconut. Boober did and then

[AnimatedC9000]

... put it in a box and wrapped it up with wrapping paper. Then, Boober decided to...

[Colbynfriends]

throw it into the gorgs garden, with the intention of

[maniacal muppet]

Junior taking it and making him sick so he couldn't thump Fraggles for a while. Instead,

[AnimatedC9000]

... he would call the doctor and say...

[Oscarfan]

"I put a lime in a cocnut and mixed it all up". The doc said...

[Colbynfriends]

" well thank you for calling in the morning" "but doc," boober said, "its not morning, its

[Oscarfan]

"9:00 in the after noon." Boober then...

[maniacal muppet]

saw Wembley walking down the stairs holding Chocolate Cakes, and if there's one thing that you shouldn't do in the Muppet universe, it's that. Wembley then...

[DanDanStrawberry]

...loudly sneezed, which accidentally caused...

[Colbynfriends]

the cakes to spill all over Wembly and Boober. Boober was so upset he yelled

[Pork]

Squiddle Snush...

[maniacal muppet]

because his laundry was all dirty. He then said to Wembley,

[Oscarfan]

"Get me the biggest...

[Colbynfriends]

Biggest bottle of Tide you can find, so i can do laundry." Wembly knew there was only one place to get Tide, and that was

[AnimatedC9000]

in Gonzo's dressing room. He had Tide in there because...

[Colbynfriends]

one of his acts involved him pouring tide on his body, and going thorugh the carwash, on fire, with only is socks on, in 100 degree weather. so wembly

[Oscarfan]

decided to run backwards to find the Tide, when he bumped into...

[AnimatedC9000]

Rowlf, who was currently...

[Colbynfriends]

tickling the ivorys, wembly asked what song rowlf was playing, and rowlf said,

[wemblingalong]

"I'm playing for Convincing John today he is here to convince everyone that...:sympathy:

[Colbynfriends]

dogs can be as musical as fraggles." wembly then said

[wemblingalong]

"Well gee Ralph just listening to you is convincing enough, lets play a song together!" Wembly knew then that he needed the bottle of Tide because it would make a great swishing sound so he...

[Colbynfriends]

went to gonzo's dressing room via a fraggle hole leading into the room. wembly saw gonzo

[Oscarfan]

and kicked him in the shins for not

[Colbynfriends]

giving him tide, insted gonzo gave him

[maniacal muppet]

a fish. He asked why he was given a fish and not Tide and Gonzo said, "JUST FOR THE HALIBUT!"

[Colbynfriends]

Wembly rolled his eyes and took the fish and

[maniacal muppet]

Ran back to his room to show it to Gobo.

[Colbynfriends]

gobo told wembly to put the fish into the fraggle pond. so when wembly put the fish in the water, it

[Oscarfan]

jumped out of his, slapped him in the face and flopped to...

[Colbynfriends]

The ground. the fish then began to speak, and he said "If you set me free, I'll give you 3

[maniacal muppet]

Cookies. Then, from behind a rock, cookie Monster appeared and yelled "COOKIE?" and he ate all of them. Then,

[Colbynfriends]

, since he didn't get the cookies, he put the fish back in the pond. on the way back to Gobo, he saw

[AnimatedC9000]

a brightly colored bus. Wembley observed it for some time before running back to Gobo and telling him about it. So...

[maniacal muppet]

The two went up to it and entered.

[anytimepally]

Inside, they discovered a giant

[AnimatedC9000]

pair of gloves, used for...

[anytimepally]

preparing the furniture for shipment to

[AnimatedC9000]

go to Rio...

[anytimepally]

where there are thousands of terrible

[AnimatedC9000]

monsters who like to...

[Colbynfriends]

Eat worms covered in

[AnimatedC9000]

slimey mush and...

[anytimepally]

minty fresh toothpaste.

[JaniceFerSure]

Suddenly,


(Remember everybody, this is a one-word game...one word per each post) Guys lets just type one word each then eventully make it a story (example, Ill type Once, Person #2: Upon, Person #3: A, etc, etc)



Thank you. :)

[Colbynfriends]

they

[JaniceFerSure]

stopped

[Pork]

juggling

[JaniceFerSure]

onions

[Pork]

because

[JaniceFerSure]

sounds

[Pork]

thwarted

[JaniceFerSure]

from

[Nick22]

miss piggy

(i dont know if it makes sense. what the heck does thwarted mean?)

[JaniceFerSure]

miss piggy

(i dont know if it makes sense. what the heck does thwarted mean?)


(Thwarted means: preventing something from happening)


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