2007 Muppet Presidential Election Part 2

[Fozzie Bear]

Voting Commission:
The rules follow, and the candidates are in the poll for 10 days after it begins.

Each candidate is to now post an opening statement to win their voters, and all MC members who open this thread are encouraged to participate in this game and vote.

[Fozzie Bear]

THE RULES

2007 Muppet Presidential Election begins

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By Dwayne1115

Well i have been watching alot of news as of late and i think a neat kind of game would be "The Next Muppet President Campain 2008" with all the plotices going on i think it would be neat to see some muppet mud slinging in all clean fun. i want to see what people think before i start this though.

And I suggested this as an addendum:

We need 3 main players to do role playing basically for the three unnamed Muppet Politicians. Basically, the 3 main players will be picked from those who PM why they themselves would be a good politician. I'll have my buddy Lin choose the 3 players and 3 characters.

Those 3 players will be assigned certain Muppet characters, who will later be listed in the polls to be voted for by MC members. In the meantime, Dwayne1115 will be the Game Host, asking the "Muppets" questions (non-serious, obviously nothing controversial) as if in a debate. All the "Muppets" will be given a chance to answer the question before the next question is asked, thus trying to convince why they (ie, the Muppet Character) would be the best President!

And, at Kimp's suggestion here's the game thread.

I will accept several PMs to be submitted for Lin's approval and will edit this when I am no longer accepting those PMs.

This lends itself open to a good, long game of fun and mirth. I will close the game, however, if it gets out of hand and serious or not within Muppet Central's family-fun atmosphere.

To discuss this game along the way, use this thread:
http://forum.muppetcentral.com/showthread.php?t=22606

To understand the rules of role-play as characters, see this post:
http://forum.muppetcentral.com/showp...07&postcount=1

The election committee has convened and the ballots for Muppety President are as follows. An important note ends this post for two of the characters that have been chosen need an exception to role-playing rules. Keep in mind that the campaign is for Muppet President, the MC member is the running mate, and all posts must be made in the character which he/she is to represent.

Here's what we'll do (more rules):
1) Each Muppet candidate will post one post to follow this announcement which will be his/her campaign announcement speech.
2) At the end of each person's speech the ballot will be cast for voting to begin.
3) At the end of a certain period of time, the one with the least amount of votes will have to concede to the other campaigning Muppets; however, he/she may still participate in the game by rallying for the Muppet he/she will be voting for.
4) The game will end when the last Muppet stands.

DISCLAIMER:-Game rules can be altered at any time. Keep a check on post #'s 1 and 2 of this thread.
-This thread may be locked if a new one has to be opened in the event the polls may not be altered when begun.

On the ticket for Muppet President are:
(Muppet Presidential Candidate/MC Forum Member Running Mate)

Grover Monster/theprawncracker
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew/Luke
Miss Piggy/Ruahnna
Beaker/Beakerfan

Yorick/G-Man (conceded to the other candidates)
Pepe the Kingprawn/Kimp the Shrimp (conceded to the other candidates)

(To see the outcome of prior voting, please see this thread:
http://forum.muppetcentral.com/showthread.php?t=31572)

SPECIAL NOTE/RULE(S):
For the purposes of this game, rather than "meeps," Beaker will be able to speak and be understood; and, rather than grunts, Yorick will be allowed to speak and be understood (quite like we allow Camilla to speak in words rather than just clucks in other role-playing games in the past).

[theprawncracker]

Grover: Hello everybodeeeeeeeeeee!! It is I, again, your furry, blue pal, Grover here! Yeah! I would like to thank each and every one of you who voted for me in the primary elections, if I could I would give you all a big hug! Wait! That is a great idea! Everyone who votes for me, gets a big hug! So, start voting, then form the line to my left!

Oh, and of course I would also like to thank my good friends Herry, and Cookie Monster for helping my campaign along the way. Oh, and my mommy too.

Now let us get out there and win again!

[The Count]

*Walks in to the new voting station.

Scooter: Um Fozzie/Kevin... Just wanted to point out a few mistakes you might want to correct.
Piggy's running mate's screen name is "Ruahnna", not "Ruhanna" as stated above.
Also, any MC member who "opens" this thread? Correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought only moderators or Gamemasters could open threads in this part of the forum.

Anyway, thanks for updating the ballots, we'll have lots of work to do if we want to get to the next round though.

[dwayne1115]

[B][Bean Bunny/B]


Well as the Good Dr.'s campin manager i want to be the frist to say that we are happy we have goten this far and will make a good run out of it.

[Luke]

Dr Bunsen: Here at Muppet Labs we would like to thank each and every one of you who voted for Dr Bunz (thats all 6 of you) meaning we came second in the polls. Our lab rats are working tirelessly to scientifically compute the plans for our "Greenhouse" and Penguin jacuzzi. I would like to announce that my campaign manager Bean Bunny will also hug each one of you who votes for me, and give you a cute little Beany plush which you can hug and love. While the last round was full of muck, dirt and fighting, i will not hold it against Miss Piggy's gofer Scooter for starting that, and now hold out an olive branch to him (whacks scooter with olive branch). I would like to promote love and peace to all the other candidates, even though i may have blown Beaker up a few times in the past. Remember we here at the Dr Bunz campaign also promote cute and cuddlyness, the return to promincence of the Muppets and Fraggles, along with a scientific cunning and a promise to do things the American way!

Vote Bunz, Thats Dr Bunz!!!!

[The Count]

Scooter: On behalf of Miss Piggy, we'd like to thank all those who voted for her this past round in the primaries. And to those of you who are thinking of voting, remember a vote for Piggy means that this Muppet nation will be run smoothly and with the backbone to enforce her presidential duties. A vote for Piggy means that you'll look good, or grouchy best or worst as the case may be, because she'll look great! A vote for Piggy means there'll be two girls for every guy, and all you have to do is just wink your eye... Now get out there and vote for Piggy!!
*Gets overly excited for his frog-in-chief's real boss's chances of winning this thing.

[The Count]

*Moves out of the way before Dr. Bunswormer hits him. Yeah right... You're the one who started all that crud you crackpot.
Scooter: Hugs by Bean Bunny? That should be enough to repel the crowds away from his campaign on its own.
*Places sign reading Vote for Piggy on Bunsen's back.

[Luke]

Y'see, he's started it already! Just goes to prove that the gofer is willing to go down to any level in this to help Miss Piggy's struggling campaign and his shifty uncles underhanded business relationship with it.

Rizzo The Rat: I would like to announce that Dr Bunz will no longer be party to anything like that sort of thing and will now be taking the more mature adult stance and not commenting on Scooters slurs.
*** Dr Bunz starts doing the chicken tonight dance ***
The Fraggles: There's gonna be a party? Oh boy, Whoooopeeeeee !

[The Count]

*Little does Bun realize that he's really campaigning for Miss Piggy instead.

Uh-huh... And I suppose that whack with the olive branch you were going to hit me with was nothing more than a friendly little tap. The public knows your true motives Dr. Melonhead and will knock you off of your high horse in the end.

Besides, I think they'll change their minds should a certain videotape of that encounter of yours last evening ever air on public television.

[dwayne1115]

well well ahead now

[Luke]

Besides, I think they'll change their minds should a certain videotape of that encounter of yours last evening ever air on public television.

Dr Bunz: * Gasps * No, Not the Janice tape?
(composes self)
Dr Bunz: Um uh, i mean, i wish to inform all my loyal voters that Janice just came round to my lab for a jamming session and everything was totally innocent. * wipes brow * :flirt: :confused:

And anyway, Scooter just having this tape just goes to show that the Piggy campaign will go to any levels, including spying on the other candidates, to achieve their aims. Dr Bunsen and the Hairy one himself, Supergrover must unite to fight these tactics. That's right, when Dr Bunsen wears his underpants over his lab coat he becomes - The Bunsen Burner !!!! :eek:

[Beakerfan]

Sorry guys, I'm gonna have to bow out of this campaign. Good luck!

[The Count]

...
Janice: Like eeeeeeew! I never went to that groady labs area. All Muppet women unite and vote for Piggy!
Scooter: That's not the video I was talking about... And besides, how would having the tape in question be any different than the one you made with that fake Kermit? Hmm?

Lewis: Reporting here on the scene... The Bunsen Burner, upon assuming his superhero persona, quickly burned out and crashed into a concrete wall. We have learned that as a consequence, he has lost any superficial superpowers he may have thought he had and is now just his regular self... Leader of one of the most hotly contested Muppet presidential elections this reporter has ever seen.
*Off camera: Well, what'd he expect? It's not like he's a real superhero or has a real superhero persona like the others... There's Super Grover, Super Beaker absent from this round of voting BTW, and Wonder Pig. But come on, the Bunsen Burner? That one was doomed to backfire on him.
*Laughs at small joke made at Honeydew's expense.

[Ruahnna]

Miss Piggy, Presidential Candidate: Well, hellooooo there! Moi is happy to announce her continued candidacy for the Muppet Central presidency, and to think all of the little people who are waiting to vote for Moi! (growling: Don't wait too long!) Kissy kissy to all of you, and remember: Vote for Moi: It will keep me out of Kermit's hair!
Kermit: What she said!

[redBoobergurl]

Cookie: Ooh look, that red headed guy said he not run anymore. This is getting interesting!

[Luke]

Bunsen: Here at Muppet Labs we would like to say how sorry we are that Beaker has pulled out of the election. I'm sure it has nothing to do with me extending his working hours so that he could participate in my Half Robot, Half Muppet Bionic Hand Of Death experiment. Despite the negativity shown to me from the representatives of other candidates i stand for a fun, Muppety campaign and extend a hand of friendship to all the other candidates!

*secretly has electic shock hand buzzer hidden in hand as a surprise*

Now back to your regular Nerf Gunning, Water pistol shooting, rubber chicken thwacking action!

[The Count]

Sure nice of you to extend a hand in peace this time Bunsen... *Extends hand to shake Bunsen's, though he crushes the electro-shock buzzerin the extended hand's mechanical grip.

[theprawncracker]

Grover: *to camera* I am so glad that I am not too involved in all of this political arguing.

[Erine81981]

Herry: You could say that again.

[theprawncracker]

Grover: Yes, I could, but I do not think I should. Everything you say nowadays is picked up by the media. I do not want to sound repetetive, do I?

[dwayne1115]

(Bean Bunny)

Ok Mr, Grover you may think your the cuties and that may very well be, But can you take a hit every now and then. In My last few movie secen i have been able to do my own stunts so top that oh blue and furry one. BTW sicnce when was blue a cute coler.

[theprawncracker]

Grover: Well, I am not trying to argue with you little cute bunny person, but have you ever seen Super Grover crash? Let me tell you, it is no walk through a field of daisies.

[Luke]

Bunsen: Hello there everybody. I hope all the other candidates are doing well. Instead of all the fighting, i think we should have a day of peace in honor of all the cute little Muppets and Fraggles and other creatures. I would like to give gifts to the two other remaining candidates, for my furry little friend Super Grover, the inflatable Muppet Labs crash mat, and for the delectable Miss Piggy, a home BBQ set .... erm i mean, the Muppet Labs Battery Powered Lip Gloss Applicator. Good luck to everybody in the campaign and may the best scientist win.

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Oh, the mud's flying hot and heavy. (grabs an umbrella and runs back to the press box)

[Luke]

Dr Bunz: I just have a question for Grover. What exactly are your policies? It's just i don't think we've heard em other than the free hugs thing, and being cute. Seems to me you aren't getting involved in the political arguing but your winging it by not saying very much at all leaving myself and Piggy to do all the debating.

[dwayne1115]

(Crazy Harry)


Heeeeeeehehehehehehehehe i feel like blowing up stuff!!! heehehehehehehehehehhehehehehe

[Erine81981]

Herry & FilFil: Uh oh!

Herry: Hit the dirt!

Both monsters run behind the curtains

[Ruahnna]

Fozzie: (very nervously) Um, Miss Piggy asked me to come out here and tell you that she hopes to return to the podium and the election--but she is waiting for someone to clean up around here after the explosion. Please vote for her--because she'll be really crabby if she loses!

[The Count]

Scooter: Oh hey Fozzie... Don't worry, we already got George the Janitor sweeping away the mess.
George can be seen mumbling a bit of a curse on Crazy Harry, as the rubble gets swept out the door into the ashcans and trashcans.
Scooter: Heh, guess Oscar'll find a neat little present in the morning, maybe that'll get him to vote for us again.
Um Piggy... Need to talk to you and Catherine about some of the voters' concerns. There was that one guy named Ed who wanted to hear Catherine's Christmas Blues song. She should send it to his E-mail though...
*Checks on stash of buttons to pass out to the voters at the next pep rally.

[Beauregard]

Beauregard: *enters with placards on sticks* "Bunsen to Dent Pressies"

[The Count]

Scooter: Dent pressies? Eh, knowing Bo that could mean anything and nothing at all.
Oh well, sure hope we get a better turnout this time.
Sal: And more people vote for Piggy... Or else!
*Monkey bops the janitor by mistake.

[Beauregard]

Beau: Well...if there's a pressi dent...he must dent the presents? Right?

[The Count]

Scooter: No Bo... Come over here and we'll explain it to you. Oh, and you might want to change your slogan if you're going to be in our camp.

[Luke]

um, stop trying to steal my supporters , lol!

Dr Bunsen: I heartily endorse all mop bashing of potential voters!

[theprawncracker]

Grover: Please do not bash Grover with the mop. I am trying to retain my cute disposition, you know.

[Katzi428]

Grover: Please do not bash Grover with the mop. I am trying to retain my cute disposition, you know.
Prairie:Oh Grover,you silly monster!You'll always be cute!
Rosita:Si Grover!Don't worry.
giving Grover a kiss atop his furry head You'll do fine!

[Luke]

Bunsen: Hello my little furry friend Grover. Oh no, we shall not bash you with the mop. However we will offer you a free mop and bucket valet service to make your blue fur super clean and shiny.

[The Count]

Scooter: And we at the Miss Piggy campaign offer you a free makeover, making your blue fur resplendant, glossy and glitsy and sparkly even. Along with a new set of suitcases, we know that you're a very trendy globetrotter and need to carry your necessities with you in style.

[theprawncracker]

Grover: Oh! There are SO many great offers, are there not? Herry, Cookie Monster, which do you think I should pick? Personally, I like the suitcases, but mops have always been very high on my list.

[The Count]

Scooter: Well... We also have this shampoo guaranteed to brighten up your cute and fuzzy blue fur. Just sign up over here to vote for Miss Piggy, and we'll get you a brand new bottle of Monster Ball Shampoo. There might even be a deal we could make to get you the two-in-one shampoo and conditioner.
Um Piggy, is there anything you'd like to say to those people out there voting to convince them to cast their votes for you?

[Luke]

Bunsen: Here at Muppet Labs we'd just like to point out we did not add any conditions about Grover having to vote for anyone in order to recieve his mop valet, we would not cheapen ourselves or him. We just know Beau likes mopping people, who doesn't?

[Beauregard]

Beau: *mops the floor around the stage where Bunsen is stood, creating a slippery slope...much like our general campain really...* Vote for the Scientist for he both sigh's and tist's.

[redBoobergurl]

Cookie: Me don't know about special offers Grover. Me think it is a trap. Me think you are fine the way you are.

[The Count]

Scooter: Trap? We're just offering him some shampoo and conditioner... And a nice set of luggage too.
Oh, excuse me for a minute. Gotta check on the macadamia nut cookies in the oven.
*Zips off.

[Luke]

Bunsen: I agree with you Cookie, there we were just offering to give Grover a super shiny clean coat, and that gofer from the piggy campaign (who i haven't actually heard her confirm IS actually her campaign manager) comes along and tries to bribe the blue furry one with a new set of suitcases and a make over. This is not some kind of game show, or Americas Top Model. If it was i would be wearing a bikini, and not this pink frilly tutu! Maybe we oughta report him to the Muppet Electoral Fraud Comittee.

[Erine81981]

Herry: Grover you have took a bath tho?

[The Count]

Scooter: Why, is one missing Herry?
No bribes huh Bunsen? Then what do you call offering all who vote for you a mop and a bucket along with whatever it was you were offering Grover?

That scientist sometimes gets a bit airheaded.
Oh hey, the cookies are ready.
*Places tray of fresh macadamia cookies out with the paper cups and bowl of refreshing Caribbean flavored soda.
*Keeps a watchful eye while waiting for people to come and serve them the soda so noone can sneak into our booth.

[Luke]

Scooter: Why, is one missing Herry?
No bribes huh Bunsen? Then what do you call offering all who vote for you a mop and a bucket along with whatever it was you were offering Grover?

The airheaded one is you sneaky gofer. Beauregard's offer to realign the jaws of anyone who didn't vote for me with a mop was purely a charitable act as he's a keen student of dentistry. My offer of a free valet service to Grover for his fuzzy fur was purely an act of kindness as he and myself seem to be the only candidates not involved in giving away sets of luggage to potential voters. Unless they were pink or polka dotted, in which case we might be persuaded.

Be very careful Cookie Monster of any poision cookies. It seems the Piggy campaign while trailing behind in votes will stoop to any level. They may even try to tempt you with white chocolate chips!

[The Count]

*Rolls eyes. Yeah right... Of course we have pink and/or polka dotted suitcases, but that's besides the point.
Just stop your political bickering and try the cookies Bunsen. You know there's no harmfull stuff in them.

*Mutters off screen while ladling a cup of soda for self.

[redBoobergurl]

Cookie: Me not sure what to think anymore.

[The Count]

Scooter: It's OK Cookie Monster... If you want, there are some perfectly good cookies here at our refreshments booth. Macadamia, white chocolate chip, oatmeal raisin, and peanut butter sandies, along with the classic chocolate chip.

[Luke]

If anyones interested, i've just set up a nice little gazeebo opposite, with rat waiters, and a running buffet with cheese twiddles, chicken drumsticks, sausages on sticks, and we've even got a Kermit cake. Plus live entertainment as Gonzo plays 342 instruments simultaneously all by himself as he leaps through the eye of a needle and lands standing on top of a live elephant. Everyones welcome, even Piggy and Grovers camp. We are doing this to promote the brand new Doctor Bunz Workout DVD, available in all good shops now, and guest starring Jessica Simpson.

[Beauregard]

Rowlf: *playing the old piano under the gazeebo* Now I tend to stay away from political humour...and commentary...I just play the music. *plays the music*

That is all.

Bea:zany:{And wasn't THAT a waste of a post...*laughs at self*}regard

[The Count]

Yeah... But haven't you been wasting posts long before this? Tsk, tsk, tsk.

[Luke]

Oooooh anti post wasting. That's quite a controversial stance for the Piggy camp to be taking considering this is Muppet Central, home of the 120 second post rule rebellion thingy. Now that could be a vote loser! :eek: :o

*chuckles like Muttley* :halo:

[The Count]

*Won't dignify with an answer since Bunsen's warped little mind twists everything we say against us anyway.

[JEANYLASER]

i voted on miss piggy. Miss Piggy President.

[BEAR]

(Mails in absentee ballot) There...hope everything ends up the way they're meant to. Then again, with the group of candidates we have to choose from you can't be too prepared for anything. Is there anyone stable running? Ah well...(walks off to the beach)

[anytimepally]

Is there anyone stable running? Ah well...(walks off to the beach)

is there ever anyone stable running in any election? ;)

[BEAR]

is there ever anyone stable running in any election? ;)

Hey-Oh!!:zany: :p

[Beauregard]

is there ever anyone stable running in any election? ;)
Horse: *enters* If my stable were running...how would I sleep, eh?

[Erine81981]

Horse: *enters* If my stable were running...how would I sleep, eh?
If your stable were ah running you wouldn't have a place to sleep at all. *slaps knee* Ah ha ha he he he he...

[Luke]

Muppet Newsman: This is a Muppet Newsflash. Late breaking news - Elvis Presley dies. Also we can report the 2nd place candidates in the Muppet presidential election, Miss Piggy and Dr Bunsen Honeydew are neck and neck.

Homer Simpson: Mmmmm neck of pork!

Muppet Newsman: Tune in tommorow to find out which candidate is destined for the chopping block in this round.

[Beakerfan]

Beaker: Hey, uh... since I'm not running anymore, I decided to drop by and see uh, how the campaining was coming along. I guess that also means I should throw my ticket into somebody's campaign.

[Beauregard]

Beakerfan/Beaker. You are still in the running (behind, perhaps, but still there!)

[theprawncracker]

Grover: Oh, I am so nervous! The results are counted tomorrow. Oh it is so exciting, yet so scary at the same time...

[Beakerfan]

Beakerfan/Beaker. You are still in the running (behind, perhaps, but still there!)

I may be in the running, but I dropped out. (Reread my first post in this thread)

[Beauregard]

I may be in the running, but I dropped out. (Reread my first post in this thread)
Ahh! Oh, I didn't see. Sorry.

Lewis Kassager: Welcome to the wild world of Muppet politics where it appears that Beakrefan has dropped out...she obviosly didn't realise we were on a plane.

[Beakerfan]

*falling to the ground below* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! *looks up* huh? what the? *suddenly realizes she is falling up*

[Beauregard]

*falling to the ground below* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! *looks up* huh? what the? *suddenly realizes she is falling up*
*turns the camera upside down and checks screen*

Yup...that's down again.

[Luke]

I may be in the running, but I dropped out. (Reread my first post in this thread)


Whats interesting is that you actually gained votes after you dropped out. lol.

Anyway i hope the good doctor can count on your support. After all, you are the luigi to his mario remember? :D

*** And remember kids, Grover is well into the next round, so a vote for him now would be a vote wasted. So make things interesting and vote for the Pig or the Doctor!!!! I'm being nice (out of character - not just speaking out of character, but actually out of character for me!) so whatever your preference just vote!***

[theprawncracker]

***I agree with Luke***

[Beauregard]

"Bunsen, because he's worth it."
"Bunsen, now with more chocolate."
"Bunsen, high in calcium, low in calleries."
"Bunsen, for people who don't want to stink."
"Bunsen, a better way to shop."
"Bunsen, with a lemony zest."

I agree with Luke and Prawnie. Even if you're not backing any particular candedate, just vote for anyone!! It'll make the game more fun for everyone.

[The Count]

Muppet Newsman: This is a Muppet News flash!
Beaker and his running mate, Alex, known as Beakerfan, have pulled out of the race. So why people still continue to vote for the red-haired lab assistant baffles local election officials overseeing the process.
In other news...

[Beakerfan]

Beaker: Who the hey has been voting for me?!? I pulled out LOOOOONG ago! Anyway, they should be voting for our furry blue friend. I would really have made a terrieble president. Most people never understand what I'm trying to say.

[The Count]

Scooter: Yeah, the only one who... *Decides not to finish the sentence. Come on buddy, we RH'ers need to stick together. If you want to join our camp, we'd be proud to have you as part of the staff.

[Luke]

Muppet Newsman: So once again, the monster uses his super cape to fly ahead and win. Dr Bunz (just back from a quick promotional tour of Malaysia for his workout DVD) comes second, and the delectable Miss Piggy (especially when served with apple sauce) is in third place, Beaker, despite already having exited the contest and giving his support to the furry one racks up 3 votes placing him last.

Oooh the tension, the drama, the excitement. I need the toilet! Tune in same day, same place, same channel ... um website, for an announcement from Kevin The Hairy Bear and his chief vote counter, The Ghost Of Billy The Rubber Psychotic Chicken (ably assited by his all seeing spyrograph) detailing the candidate/s to be executed ..... i mean, eliminated !!!

[Beakerfan]

Muppet Newsman: So once again, the monster uses his super cape to fly ahead and win. Dr Bunz (just back from a quick promotional tour of Malaysia for his workout DVD) comes second, and the delectable Miss Piggy (especially when served with apple sauce) is in third place, Beaker, despite already having exited the contest and giving his support to the furry one racks up 3 votes placing him last.

Beaker: Pork Chahhhhhhps and Apple Sawce.

*I quickly clamp my hand over his mouth*

[Ruahnna]

Miss Piggy: (at target of choice) Hiiiiii Yahhhhhhh!

[The Count]

*The Muppet Newsman goes flying off as an after effect of Piggy's karate prowess.
Scooter: Hate to be part of Bunsen's camp. Oh well, hey Beaker, over here... We gotta get you in uniform if you're going to be part of our staff. *Hands Beaker a Vote for Piggy pin and clip for his coat's pocket. We'll have to check the speech for her tomorrow, let's get some sleep thogh.

Oh hey Piggy... Looking great.

[Erine81981]

Herry: Yaaaaaaaa!!! *holds hands with Cookie Monster and dances around* We're winning! We're winning!!

[theprawncracker]

Grover: Oh, what a happy day this is! We are still winning! Oh this is so exciting!

[Beakerfan]

Beaker: *looks at himself* huh? what happened?

*I whisper something in his ear*

Beaker:Oh. *takes pin and clip off and hands them back to Scooter* I was thinkin of rooting for Grover. Sorry. *whispers* He's winning.

[The Count]

Scooter: Oh sure... Just follow everybody else and let Grover's furry cuteness blind you to the true issues. When you can make things interesting by voting for the pig and make her the first female candidate to hold such a high prominent position in US/MC politics.

Uncle Deadly: Leave Beaker alone. He may be a fellow Richard Hunt colleague, but it's the lad's vote.
*Breathing heavily and in ominous tones to Beaker: Choose... wisely.

[Luke]

When you can make things interesting by voting for the pig and make her the first female candidate to hold such a high prominent position in US/MC politics.

Luke: Hey Madeline Albright weren't so pretty either. Anyway i hear that Bunsen discovered the art of meditation during his trip to Malaysia and has also found the meaning of life and the Colonels secret recipe. He told me he now cannot be mean to pork ... um i mean, pig, as its a sacred animal. Perhaps it will take some mighty Pig/Melon combination to beat the fuzzy foreunner.

[Fozzie Bear]

The 3rd Primary Voting has begun:

http://forum.muppetcentral.com/showthread.php?p=521810#post521810