MT Script - Mr. T

[Dil]

Mr. T is that ever popular guy whose catchphrase is "I pity the Fool".

COLD OPENING/S & W's HOUSE

(S & W are watching Mr. T on TV.)

MR. T: "Whydzat foo' put me on that dum telivision?"

WALDORF: "You know, Statler?"

STATLER: "What? Is that Mr. T going to annoy us?"

WALDORF: "Yes, why don't we get out of here?"

(S & W leaves, and Mr. T on TV laughs.)

"very tough guest star Mr. T"

INTRODUCTION

CLIFFORD: "Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome all to Muppets Tonight! Better plug your ears, because tonight's guest Mister Mr. T is really gonna annoy you. But before he shows up, here is a Music video of "Under The Sea" sung by the Pig Natives of Carri-bee-ham. Roll the Film!"

OPENING NUMBER: Under The Sea

(The three pigs from the Happy Wanderer number (dressed as island natives) sing this award-winnning song from The Little Mermaid, backed by the African Masks & fish in a Carri-bee-ham island.)

S & W'S HOUSE

(Pepe & Seymore take over S & W's seats.)

PEPE: "That's one of my favorites, okay?"

SEYMORE: "I wonder where Statler & Waldorf went."

PEPE: "What?"

What do you think of this part? I'll be back for more.

[Bill Bubble Guy]

Sounds very interesting Dil.;) Could be potentially great. Keep it up.

Hmm. The three pigs from the "Happy Wanderer" eh? Back from the grave for a new sort of number.:D

I presume nothing bad happens to them this time Dil. Or do you have a nasty surprise in store for them?:eek:

[Kimp the Shrimp]

I Pity the Fool

Who DON'T Do Milk , STAY in Drugs and DRINK your School