Uncle Travelling Matt's Postcards

[Fozzie Bear]

Reminded by Baba about a game we did like this years ago, it's time to bring it back!

Rules are:
1) Keep in the character of Uncle Travelling Matt Fraggle
2) You can only post one postcard message at a time (someone must post a postcard message after you before you can do another)
3) It should be almost riddle-like, so that when everyone reads the message they can figure out what it is that Matt Fraggle is seeing in "Outer Space."
4) Remember, Uncle Matt's postcards usually start with "the other dayeee"

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Dear Nephew Gobo,

The other day as I was exploring outer space, I saw a red fellow who was standing on what these silly creatures call a curb. He was watching a trash heap burn on a lot across the street (trash heaps here are not as smart as they are in Fraggle Rock). He was shorter than I was, but was apparently a baby because suddenly a GIANT red creature rolled up screaming and flashing lights at me when a few of the silly creatures, who were riding on its back, jumped off and connected a hose to the little red fellow. Well, they took a metal stick and turned the hat the red fellow was wearing. That must have made the little red fellow very angry because out the other end of the hose came WATER! Lots of it! I was surprised to see how much water this little red fellow could contain--especially since he was shorter than I am! So, I figured I would try to contain that much water. Sadly, I only made it through 6 containers of water, and then I was full. One day, you too should see all these strange things in outer space, Gobo.

Love,
Your Uncle Travelling Matt

[baba]

(Thanks for posting it Mr. Fozzie Bear i guess i will post the first postcard)


Dear Nephew Gobo,

The other day i saw the biggest Doozer construction ever i went up and tried to taste it when i did it was horrable.So other then that everything is fine but remember never eat Doozer constructions in ''Outer Space".

Love Your Uncle ''Travelling'' Matt,

[Fragglemuppet]

Dear Nefue Gobo,

One thing I have noticed in my travels here, is that there are many dangers, not unlike Fraggle Rock. The other day for instance, I saw a most unpleasant site. I was walking through a green grassy area, when I saw one of the smaller four-legged beasts run buy me. It ran towards a large brown creature, and seemed to jump happily in to its arms. I waited for the beast to come back down again, but with no result. It was then that I heard a sound, which I took to be the beast crying for help! I then realized that the brown creature had probably tricked the small beast in to going there in the first place, and was now holding it captive. Let this be a lesson to you young nefue, never trust anything twhich is vary much bigger than you are.

Love,
your Uncle Traveling Matt

[baba]

Dear Nephew Gobo,
The other day i saw the most different thing i walk onto the so called ''Side Walk'' and then i see another Fraggle that looks just like me where ever i moved he moved with me so i ran and jump but it was no use it kept on doing whatever i was doing so remember ''There are alot of things that want to be just like you''
Love Your Uncle ''Travellng'' Matt,

[super muppet]

Dear Nephew Gobo,
The Other Day I Ran Into An Amazing Creature It Was Little And Chubby It Had Red Eyes And A Tail.When I Tried To Pet This Amazing Creature It Bit Me.I Did Not Worry Because Us Fraggles Are Immune To Rabies.When A Very Large Creature Called A Human Saw This Creature It Screamed And Ran Away So Did The Other "Humans" So I Was Left Alone With This Creature.

Love,
Your Uncle Travelling Matt.

[baba]

Dear Nephew Gobo,
The other day i saw one of the ''Silly Creatures'' on a moving thing with two things that spin and to make it go faster he pushed these things coming out of it very weird.Then he put a so called ''Rope'' around it and left it there so remember ''He who is your friend now may tie you up and leave you there''
Love Your Uncle ''Travelling'' Matt,

[super muppet]

Dear Nephew Gobo,
The Other Day I Saw A "Human" Light A Fire In His Mouth Then He Coughed.
One Of These Mouth Fires Got Out Of Control So I Picked Up A "Cup" And Threw It At The Mouth Fire.The Human Jumped Up And Threw Me Out Of One Of These Strange Shelters Just Another Day In Outer Space.

Love,

Your Uncle Travelling Matt.

[baba]

Dear Nephew Gobo,

The other day a saw a ''Silly Creature'' and he had a so called ''Ball'' and he throws it at ''Pins'' very strange nothing else new except that.

Love Your Uncle ''Travelling'' Matt,

[super muppet]

Dear Nephew Gobo,
I Was Walking Just The Other Day When I Saw A Strange Stick Type Thing Hitting Something Called A Round Object The People Are Very Weird Here.

Love Your Uncle Travelling Matt.

[baba]

Dear Nephew Gobo,
In Outer Space they have a thing called pool not like a Fraggle pound at all it has a green so called felt on it and the Silly Creatures hit little balls other then that nothing new
Love Your Uncle ''Travelling'' Matt

[super muppet]

Dear Nephew Gobo,
I Was Under A Roof Type Thing When A Big Transport Type Thing Called A Bus Pulled Up Just Then A Crature Grabbed Me And Put Me On A Thing Called A Seat So All Is Well In This Strange World
Love Your Nephew Uncle Traveling Matt.

[Fozzie Bear]

Dear Nephew Gobo,

The other day I was walking along when I came upon a huge Gorgish Palace with tons of the mobile things that the silly creatures ride in. As I approached this palace I was suddenly startled by the crowding of silly creatures in one particular area, so I went over to explore this sight further. When I got in their midst I found that they were really all in lines, and for what? Food! Silly creatures fall into lines in order to eat when they go to a Gorgish Palace! I stood in line to see what the fare would be like, and found myself trading many of the so-called 'coins' for a plate of the silly creature food and a drink...dark, sweet, bubbly stuff. I sat at a table and began to eat noodles and rice and some kind of meaty substance. While eating, I watched as silly creatures carried around sacks of things they picked up in little caves, so I decided to do the same thing. I saw some creatures behind a counter and stuffing things into bags and watching the other silly creatures leaving, so I decided to stuff some things into my own bag; but, as I left, two of the silly creatures dressed in black grabbed me and carried me off to a cage! I have been here for several days now, and expect that I shall be writing to you again soon when I have been released. I tell you, Gobo...Outer Space is not always a fun place to be. Sometimes, being where you've been forever is more wonderful than any adventure you could wish for.

Love, Your Uncle Travelling Matt.

[baba]

Dear Nephew Gobo,
I was wandering the other day and guess what i found a strange place called a ''Grocery Store'' so i walked in and looked around.And then i found some radishes but they were in a case like thing so i opened it and this silly creature ran over and picked me up and threw me out of the store.Other then that nothing new.
Love Your Uncle ''Travelling'' Matt,

[super muppet]

Dear Nephew Gobo,
I Was Wandering Around Space The Other Day When I Noticed A Strange Invention Called A ''Pencil''.When It Is Moved Around On A Thing Called ''Paper''.The ''Paper'' Is Colored In A Brownish/Blackish Color.I Have Never Seen Such A Strange Invention.Can You Believe That People Make Non-Moving Copies Of Other Aliens On This Strange Invention Called Paper.It's Very Weird Here In This Strange Place.

Love Your Uncle Travelling Matt.

[baba]

Dear Nephew Gobo,
The Other Day I Saw A Silly Creature Walk In To This Big Building Like Thing When I Got In There It Was Amazing They Had Silly Creatures Jumping Around Dancing And Singing.There Were Also These Things Called ''Tigers'' Doing This Thing Called Roaring Their We All Kinds Of Thing I Saw Most It It Until A Silly Creature Standed Right In Front Of Me.
Love,
Your Uncle ''Travelling'' Matt,

[super muppet]

Dear Nephew Gobo,
Exploring outer space is hard – so hard in fact, that I sometimes wonder if I chose the right job in this life. For instance, today I decided to investigate on of the transportation systems of this world. This transportation system is common among the silly-creatures in areas known as “amusement parks”. At first the ride was so pleasant that I decided to stand-up and enjoy the view. The passengers, including myself, rose high in the sky. They called this rail system a “roller coaster” or “rapid transit”. And I first it wasn’t rapid at all, but after awhile it lived up to its name. Soon our little cart was zipping up and down, and side to side. Many of my fellow travelers were delighted by the ride. Soon we found our trip was coming to an end. Yet I was bewildered to discover that the trip had ended exactly where it started. This transportation system seemed very inefficient to me. I must say that “Rapid transit“ is not for this Fraggle. After the one ride around, I decided to walk everywhere from now one. Although after that ride wild ride, walking does not seem so easy. I never had these kinds of trouble back at Fraggle Rock. This is surely a wild world that these silly-creatures inhabit!

Love,

Your Uncle Travelling Matt.

[baba]

Dear Nephew Gobo,

The other day i saw something very strange the ''Silly Creatures'' Use something called a ''Computer'' it is a very weird monster before you turn it on the face is all black but when you turn it on some are blue some are just about any color you can think of.

Love,
Uncle ''Travelling'' Matt,