If the World Were Ruled by Muppets

[Fozzie Bear]

If the World Were Ruled by Muppets by The Prawncracker

The rules are simple. Everyone who posts has to think of something that would happen if the world were ruled by the Muppets. Now this can be anything from Fraggles, to SS, to Muppets. Only post one idea per post.

EX:

Regis Philbin: Well, I've been fired, and so has Kathy Lee, but please welcome our replacements, Johnny Fiama and Sal Manilla!

Oprah: The title of my show is now changed to the Miss Piggy Show!

Schoolchildren: I pledge allegience, to the flag, of the Jim Henson Company. And to the Muppets for which it stands, one nation under Jim, with Kermit, and Gonzo for all.

TV Announcer: And now, back to Extreme Makeover: Muppet Edition

Mock Swedish Teacher: Poot dee chickie een dee baskee!
Children: Poot dee chickie een dee baskee!

TV Announcer: Join us next week for a new episode of Desperate Houseplants. Starring, Stinky the Stinkweed!

Random celebrity before every sporting event: Why are there so many songs about Rainbows....(Instead of national anthem)

TV Announcer: Tune in tomorrow night for the premier episode of The New Muppet Show.

History Teacher: And now children we're going to study about the days of Sam&Friends

TV Announcer: And now back to the A&E Biography, The Great Gonzo.

[theprawncracker]

Shall I start then? Ok I will...

Person on the street: So, have you bought your tickets to the Muppet Show tonight?

Another person: Nope, but I'm on my way right now! I hope the ticket booth is still open!

[Beauregard]

President Sam the American Eagle: "Now due to new legistation from our very own Spanish deligate, late night clubs are to run without licence. Wait, that can't be right..."

[furryredmonster]

Kid: " My bologni has a first name, it's muppets.

Kid: "My bologni has a second name its Rule!!!

[baba]

Me:Hey Kermit do you want some muppetos

Kermit:Sure thing


Both:Uh oh muppetos

[furryredmonster]

College Student: "Man, learning about the ABC's everday sure does rock!"

[baba]

Tv announcer:Its the Swedish chef show

Swedish:Bork Bork!!

Crowd:*Claping*

[furryredmonster]

Adult (skipping through room) : La La La La, La La La La, Elmo's World... do do do.

[baba]

Miss piggy:Welcome to court tv today we are taking a look into a courtroom

Lawer:So mr. rizzo where were you the night that that cheese was stolen
from the super market

Rizzo:Asleep

Lawer:Asleep! guilty!

Miss piggy:Thats all the time we have for now on court tv

[theprawncracker]

Musician: We is am and are, they who am are known as the Electric Mayhem! Impersonators!

Female Musician: Fer sure, and we're turning this old church into a coffe house!

Musician: We'll call it Juhl's coffee shop!

Drummer: COFFEE! COFFEE!

[BEAR]

Annoucer: And now live from Radio City Music Hall the annual Holiday Benefit Concert. Lets start things off with a classic favorite. Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present the Radio City Honk-ettes!!

(and chorus line of Honkers come out on stage doing a tap dance while honking "Jingle Bell Rock")

(From the balcony)
:boo: Hey, what happened to the babes? I was promised to see big honkers!!
:sleep: Be careful what you wish for. Do-hohoho!!





(Sorry, that was pretty tastless but I couldn't resist it going where it did with S & W. It was gonna stop at just the Honker chorus, but it took me somewhere else:o )

[Kimp the Shrimp]

One guy: i just got the Elmo frontal lobe labatimy now i understand hi popularity

[theprawncracker]

One guy: i just got the Elmo frontal lobe labatimy now i understand hi popularity

That's great Kimp!:excited:

[MrsPepper]

Radio DJ: And, for the 10th week in a row, here's Dr. Teeth and the Electric mayhem at #1 on the charts with "Can you Picture that?"

[Fragglemuppet]

Dieter: Wow, this raddish diet is really amazing!

[Infinity Sirius]

News Flash: In the fashion world green is the new pink.

[baba]

Me:So Fozzie you are going to MUPPETWOOD

Fozzie:Yes sir wocka wocka

[BEAR]

Newsman: Here is a late breaking Muppet News Flash! It seems Osama Bin Laden has finally been found and caught by a mysterious fuzzy and blue fella in a red cape.
Super Grover: And I am cute too!

[baba]

Me:Hey Rizzo do you want some muppetcola

Rizzo:Sure thing!

[Effralyo]

President Zeliboba*reading his order*: Play fair. That's all...

[Kimp the Shrimp]

Grover: I'm the new leader of the FREE world

[G-MAN]

Newsman: Now that Big Bird is President Of The United States there will be a few changes, for example our country's song will be changed to ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ which has got to be the longest word I've ever read. Also the country's new national passtime will be a rousing game of Journey To Ernie. Ok, now let's wrap this up. (All of a sudden he gets wrapped in wrapping paper)

[Kimp the Shrimp]

Hagel zu Elmo Elmo ist unser König

alles muß sterben, die tritt ihm entgegen

[DanDanStrawberry]

Man in restaurant: Excuse me, I ordered the hurgyburgeylurgey, not the gurgendroll!!

Other man: Waiter, there's a fly in my supe!

[Kimp the Shrimp]

Grover - Lets all go Disco Dancing

[DanDanStrawberry]

Mafia Man 1: Oh no...it's the Godfather...

Johnny Fiama: I'll make you an offer you can't refuse...
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Meg White: What do you mean I'm being replaced

Jack White: I'm sorry, it's law...

Animal: SE-VEN NA-TION ARM-Y!!

[Beauregard]

Random girl: Look Dad, it's a frog.

[RedDragon]

Kid: Mom my lunch has eyes.

Sandwich: So do you, and you do I see me complaining!

Celery: Its not easy bein' green.

Banana: I may be yellow but I have a lot of "appeal," ha-ha.

Kid: And it's talking.

Mom: Just eat it Steve.

<Steve takes cautious bite of his sandwich>

Sandwich: OW! Man, now I have a headache. What'd ya' go n' do dat ferrrr........

Banana: Sandwich! Talk to me!

Sandwich: .................................

Celery: Sandwich!!!

Sandwich: ...................I'm OK!......I'MMMMMMM OOOOOOOK...........

[Kimp the Shrimp]

Elmo є Гордий бути зроблений у Китаї

[baba]

Man:Hey look some Kermit Clein suit's

Little boy:Cool dad but look some Kermit ties over there

Man:Well i guess i will get the suit and the tie

[Kimp the Shrimp]

we'd all be Down in fraggle rock when we die

[RedDragon]

Teacher: time for attendence.

Jim. Here! Frank. Here! Steve. Present! Jim. Here! Jim. Here! Jerry. Present!

[theprawncracker]

TV Announcer: A man was arrested today, for apparently dancing his cares away in the middle of Times Square. He was said to have put his worries aside for another day. And is now down at the prison cell doing time.

[Labyrinth Fairy]

frogs amd pigs would be more powerful than the queen of england:) :mad: lol.

[Kimp the Shrimp]

none would need to ask how do you get to ss

[RedDragon]

This is a muppet newsflash working your cares away increase stress and can make you sick. We suggest dancing your cares away, its good exercise and keeps you healthy. HIT IT! <people come running in, music begins playing, and everyone starts dancing>

[Kimp the Shrimp]

we;d al be able to walk around in a natural fur

[baba]

Little Girl:Hey mom can you buy me a Miss Piggy Jacket

Mom:Sure

[baba]

Little girl:Mom can i get the Miss Piggy gloves for winter and her jacket

Little boy:Hey mom can i get that Kermit the frog gloves and a Gonzo jacket

Mom:Sure i am going to get a Miss Piggy jacket and Gloves

Dad:I will get some Kermit gloves to and a Fozzie Bear jacket

[abiraniriba]

everybody would have rods or strings attached to their hands and the muppet would be at the other end pulling them.:halo:

[Fragglemuppet]

One college student to another: Come on down to the student center. We're having a fraggle party!

[Katzi428]

High School Student: Oh great...one of the required languages we have to take is Mock Swedish.:rolleyes:

[Fragglemuppet]

I must say, a vary good one Kathy! And while we're on the subject of school:

home Ec. teacher: Today we will learn how to propperly process a doozer stick. We have to work quickly; the shop class is depending on us.

[baba]

1st Stunt man:Man i will never be as good as the great Gonzo

2nd Stunt man:I know

[Fragglemuppet]

Teacher: On Tuesday you will have a test on the first chapter of your mock Swedish book. Good luck!

[super muppet]

We would all be animal's!!!!!

[baba]

If the world was ruled by Muppets Sam The Eagle would be our President.

[super muppet]

Kermit Would Be President.
Fozzie Would Be Vice President.
Miss Piggy Would Be First Lady.
Dr.Bunsen Honeydew Would Be Our Nations Top Scientist.
Beaker Would Be The Second Best Scientist.
Sam The Eagle Would Be In Charge Of The Military.
Praire Dawn Would Be In Charge Of Agriculture.

[Emosewa]

PETA members have now gathered to protest Marvin Suggs for his mistreatment of the Muppaphones.

[super muppet]

Every Channel You Turn To The Muppets Would Be On.

[baba]

That would be great!:)

[Gonzo14]

Holding a Bunch of Balloons would be the number 1 form of transportation

[baba]

Singing ''Steppin' Out With A Star'' Everyone would sing when they are getting ready to go out,

[maniacal muppet]

everyone would have lots of letters after their names (p.h.d.,r.s.v.p.,D.U.M.B,etc.)

[super muppet]

Everybody Would Have To Treat Kermit,Fozzie And Miss Piggy Like They We're King, Queen And Squire.

[melissa@muppet]

BIG BROTHER IN AUSTRALIA INSTEAD OF HOST GRETEL KILEEN THEY COULD HAVE MISS PIGGY.

INSTEAD OF JOHN HOWARD AS PRIME MISINSTER IN AUSTRALIA WE WOULD HAVE SCOOTER.

SUNRISE MORNING TV SHOW HOST MEL AND KOCHIE IT WOULD BE JANICE AND FLOYD.

[super muppet]

Instead Of Having Soilders We Would Have Rats.

[Animal Jam]

Dr teeth & his band would be the only band and would wipe out anyone who tried to oppose them anyways.;)

The president would have a life sentence! Yay Kermit!:)

[super muppet]

Instead Of Tony Blair They Would Have Kermit As Prime Minister.

[Gonzo14]

Room Service in Hotels would offer Seat Cushions for Lunch

[super muppet]

There Would Be No Room Service Because We Would Have Rats As Bellhops.

[Muppet Matt]

Sam the eagle for president.:attitude:

[super muppet]

Miss Piggy Would Be First Lady.

[Muppet Matt]

Miss Piggy Would Be First Lady.

I'm not sure they would mix, lol.:D

[Gonzo14]

whenever you saw a show, you'd get free fruit to throw at the performers

[super muppet]

Fozzie Would Be Earths Number One Bear!

[Gonzo14]

Dogs would have 5 fingers to help them play piano

[super muppet]

If The World Were Ruled By Muppets The Only Movies In Theaters Would Be Muppet Movies.