The Great Gonzo's Stunt Show Spectacular!

[Fozzie Bear]

(By abiraniriba)

GAME RULES:

The player will create the name of a stunt for Gonzo and post it on the game. In the style of The Great Gonzo, the next player has to come up with a detailed, and good, description of the stunt before submitting their post (describing how it works and why), and will also list a NEW stunt for the next person to describe/perform.

So, basically, you're taking a title that someone creates and writing a short script for a Great Gonzo sketch.

So, next post starts the game!!

Double-Handed Alligator Back Spring

[Luke]

Double-Handed Alligator Back Spring

The Great Gonzo, with no thought for his own personal safety dives into a tank full of dangerous creatures (electric eels, pirahnas etc) and plucks a real live aligator swimming dangerously amongst them. With Alligator in hand, he then performs a backflip out of the tank and whilst in mid-air tosses the alligator onto a springboard. As the Alligator rebounds back up into the air, the Great Gonzo lands (on tippy toes) and quickly puts on a large oversized pair of inflatable hands (with roll of duct tape in his pocket incase of punctures). As the Alligator hurtles back down, Gonzo catches him using the inflatable hands and holds the beast in his grip. Both Gonzo and the Alligator bow to the audience to great applause !


Next stunt:-
The Flying, Flaming, Underpants Of Death .... While Riding A Unicycle And Wearing A Rubber Ring!

[abiraniriba]

I like what you did with my idea Fozzie. As for you Luke give me a few hours and I might come up with something for those flaming underpants I'm still waking up and I haven't even put mine on.;)

[Fragglemuppet]

Muffin alert!
Are they flaming?

[Beauregard]

Double-Handed Alligator Back Spring

The Great Gonzo, with no thought for his own personal safety dives into a tank full of dangerous creatures (electric eels, pirahnas etc) and plucks a real live aligator swimming dangerously amongst them. With Alligator in hand, he then performs a backflip out of the tank and whilst in mid-air tosses the alligator onto a springboard. As the Alligator rebounds back up into the air, the Great Gonzo lands (on tippy toes) and quickly puts on a large oversized pair of inflatable hands (with roll of duct tape in his pocket incase of punctures). As the Alligator hurtles back down, Gonzo catches him using the inflatable hands and holds the beast in his grip. Both Gonzo and the Alligator bow to the audience to great applause !


Next stunt:-
The Flying, Flaming, Underpants Of Death .... While Riding A Unicycle And Wearing A Rubber Ring!
Gonzo: Behold! I, Gonzo the Great, with this flamethrower will illuminate these underpants, while riding this unicycle and wearing this rubber ring!

Gonzo procedes to step upon his unicycle on oen foot, balance the underpants of death on his nose while holding the flamethrower between his teeth, and weilding a rubber-ring upon his left foot. Behold the power!!!

The Crazy Canyon Crawl...with a Coyote on your back.

[theprawncracker]

Gonzo: Hello again folks, I am the Great Gonzo. And tonight, I will crawl over the grand canyon on a tight rope! What? Not good enough? Well what if I had a rabid coyote on my back?

*Wile E. Coyote is standing next to Gonzo* Ready Mr. Coyote?

Wile E.: *holds up sign that says "Yes"*

Gonzo: Alright! *Wile E. jumps on Gonzo's back, and Gonzo starts crawling the tight rope* Wow, this is actually going pretty good...

*The Road Runner is seen on the other side of the canyon* Road Runner: Be beep! *he runs away*

*Wile E. jumps off Gonzo's back and runs across the tight rope* Gonzo: Hey!

*Road Runner comes back with a pair of scissors and cuts the rope* R.R.: Bee beep! *runs away*

Wile E.: *in midair holds up sign that says "Oh dear..."*

*they fall to the bottom*

Gonzo: Cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool !

Next: Eating 43 Anchovie Pies...while whistling Twinkle Twinkle Little Star

[abiraniriba]

Muffin alert!
Are they flaming?

That depends on whether or not my wife is in the room when I put them on, she can make things pretty hot.;)

[Erine81981]

Eating 43 Anchovies Pies...while whistling Twinkle Twinkle Little Star

Gonzo comes on stage with bib,fork and knife in hand. Swedish Chef comes out with plates after plates of Anchovies Pies. Now without telling everyone in the audience to get ready for bits and pieces of pie coming out of his mouth he starts whistling "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" and spiting pie bits everywhere. People getting all riled up getting pieces of pie all over them. One member of the audience saying "Put a cork in it!" Now it being an hour Gonzo was getting fatter by the minute. Could he pull it off? Where was all that food going? The Chef brings the last one out. Gonzo starts to eat it but then BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP! With everyone in their seats with a smell of anchovies they all hurried to the exit and left. "WOW! I haven't had anyone stay that long on a burp." said Gonzo finishing the last pie. Whoever thought he couldn't finish it? I know I didn't.

Next: Standing on hot coals holding two panda bears and playing a piano

[abiraniriba]

I've decided that since I came up with this idea to stop cluttering it up with TMI about my bedroom activities and play with one of Gonnzo's Stunts (besides according to the rules of the forum in general we should all be staying at a PG level) so here goes

Gonzo's theme song plays "Jamboree"
Curtain opens
Gonzo appears
:concern: Greetings girls. Today I am going to attempt a stunt never before attempted by man, beast, or whatever. I am going to stand on hot coals and play Beethoven's Fifth Symphony while holding two pandas.
camera pans to the left where the piano and hot coals are already set up. Gonzo walks onto the coals and over to the piano. He then commences to play. While he is playing the two pandas come on, one giant black and white and one red panda. The pandas try to grab Gonzo.
:concern: No you guys I'm supposed to be holding you.
Gonzo stops playing and grabs pandas. He then suddenly realizes that his feet are burning and that the music is still going even though he is no longer playing. He jumps off the coals. Pandas fall on their backs and jump up with their backs smoking and chase him off the stage.
Curtain closes
Gonzo's closing theme plays "I'm Going To Go Back There Someday" (MFOS version)

Announcer: Tune in next week when we present Gonzo hanging upside down in Relativity themed room while two monsters try to grab him

[abiraniriba]

I seem to have killed my own game nobody is trying to describe this stunt.:concern:

[abiraniriba]

I guess I'l try to describe this stunt and supplement it with an easier stunt for the next person sorry guys.

Theme song plays: "Jamboree"

Curtain opens
Gonzo is in the Labyrinth set in front of the Goblin King's castle with Jareth.
Jareth: Well, well, well, so you want to use my castle for one of your ridiculudicrous stunts.
Gonzo: Yes, with your permission
Jareth: Okay, just remember you'll have to find your own way out of this labyrinth afterwards.
Gonzo walks into the castle and emerges in the Relativity themed room. He then throws two cable up and hooks them over a window ledge. Then he hooks himself to the cables and postions himself downside up in the air.
Suddenly two Ludo type monsters come into the castle and try to grab at him. Gonzo swing out of the monsters grasp and grabs onto a flight of stairs. he then flips back rightside up and escapes only to meet with the monsters again as they have found their way up or down another flight.
Curtain closes and theme music "I'm Going To Go Back There Someday" plays as Gonzo screams for help while searching for a way out of this mess.

Announcer: Tune in next week and watch Gonzo try to get an 800 pound gorilla to give up his seat in a movie theatre

[abiraniriba]

Okay, looks like that idea bombed too. So let's se if I can make it work and create something else.

Theme music: Jamboree
Curtain opens: Gonzo is in a darkened movie theatre carrying a bag of popcorn.
:concern: : well, I got more popcorn, now if I can find my way back to my seat.

spies large ape sitting in his seat, drinking his drink and making moves on Camilla.

:concern: : What are you doing in my seat?

Gorilla: You left it it's mine now!

Gonzo attempts to move the big hairy brute from the aforementioned seat, creating a lot of noise causing everyone in the theatre to shush at them.
After pushing and pulling at the ape several times he winds up underneath him

:concern: : You weigh 800 pounds

Gorilla: That's right and I can sit whereever I want to.

Gonzo: Yeah, I guess you can.

Closing theme: "I'm Going To Go Back There Someday"

Announcer: Next Week: Gonzo Walks a Tightrope Over A Pit of Crocodiles While Carrying A Spitting Cobra.

[Erine81981]

Theme Music: Dun Duuuuuuuuuuuun! (sorry for the sorry music theme)

*curtain opens*

Gonzo: Ok I Gonzo am going to walk this tightrope while holding a spitting cobra. While lots of Crocodiles swim down below. Here goes.

Gonzo gets on tightrope it starts to wiggle back and forth

Gonzo: *screaming* I know I can do it! WHOA! *spins around on the rope while still holding the cobra*

Cobra: Man what a drag.

Gonzo: *while still spinning around* This is awsome!

Crocodile #1: When is going to fall? I'm hungry!

Crocodile #2: And what about me? No weirdo for me?

Crocodile #1: What?

Gonzo: *stops spinning* Wow, am I dizzy.

Cobra: *spits in Gonzo's eyes* There now your blind and dizzy.

Gonzo: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAA!!! *falling*

Baby crocodile: *gulp* Yummy! *burps!*

Gonzo: I'm inside of a baby crocodile. *silence* YES!

*curtains closes*

Next Stunt: Eatting Fifty bags of worms

[abiraniriba]

Theme Music: Jamboree

Gonzo: Nobody likes me, Everybody hates me, I'm gonna eat some worms.
(begins eating worms while special guest The Count counts)

After the 50th bag Gonzo has a rather bad bout of indigessstion, and I won't tell you what happens next.

next week Gonzo rides a bicycle through a moving NYC Subway train

[baba]

Theme music:drums

Gonzo:And i will now go trough a New York subway here i go

*Gonzo rides his bike up to the subway and runs in to it and breaks both of his arms and legs*

Dr. Bob:Well he looks pretty bad i think we might have to take his arm and legs off

Gonzo:That would be neat!


Next week Gonzo trys to eat a hammer

[Crazy Harry]

Gonzo: Sounds too simple. How about this? I'll cover the hammer in tabasco, place it between two slices of jalopenio(sp?) bread spread with spicy mustard. It'll then be a race to see what gets me first, the heartburn or the indigestion.

Next: The double sided leap of cattle-prods!

[baba]

Theme Music:Tuba

Gonzo:This will be fun

*Gonzo jumps over the cattle-prods and falls on his face and his nose is now flat!*

Dr. Bob:Well i guess we will have to pull his nose out of the ground

Gonzo:Yeah!

Next week Gonzo ties himself on a 95 MPH truck when its moving

[super muppet]

Theme Music:Rock And Roll

Gonzo:This is wonderful

*The truck stop's and Gonzo goes airborne crashes into a moving truck head first and then is run over by 20 car's and break's every bone in his body*

Dr.Phillip Van Neuter:Well I guess we'll have to preform emergency sugery once were done with him he'll look like one big cast.

Gonzo:This is amazing I can't wait until next time.

Next Week Gonzo is kidnapped and tied to the wing of a plane.

[baba]

Music:Electric Guitar

Kidnapper 1:Come on Gonzo or you now what happins

*The kidnappers tie Gonzo up to the wing of the plane! and they take off*

Gonzo:This is fantastic hey look there is another plane below us i will bite through this rope and fall on the plane

*Gonzo bites through the rope and falls on the other plane and hits the plane*

Gonzo:This is neat lets do it again

Waldorf:Hey what was that noise

Statler:Oh you are just hearing things just look out window

Next:Gonzo tries to eat ten feet of chain

[super muppet]

Music:Rock And Roll.

Gonzo:This look's like a tasty snack I ran out of nail's so I guess this chain will do.

*Gonzo swallow's the chain and start's laughing because the heartburn is so bad*

Miss Piggy:So what's the matter with you bird brain

Gonzo:The pain feel's like a sunny day

Next Week:Gonzo Tries to sneak into the lion's cage and take and eat the lion's steak then he tries to put a leash on the lion and take him home

[baba]

Music:None

Gonzo:Well let me see here i guess i will wait till the Zookeeper leaves

*The Zookeeper leaves*

Gonzo:Well here we go

*Jumps in the Lions cage*

Lion:Roar!!!

Gonzo:Wow this steak is great now a wonder what it would be like to ride a Lion

*Jumps on the Lion's back*

Lion*Running around the cage*:Roar!!

Gonzo:This is great!

*The Lion flips Gonzo over and Gonzo goes flying 20 feet in the air*

Gonzo:Yeah!

*Gonzo lands on the pavement and thinks about his adventure*

Next Week:Gonzo tries to jump building to building

[super muppet]

Gonzo:Here It Goes UGGH!!

*Gonzo Jumps To Another Building*

Gonzo:Here Goes Another One UGGHH!!!

Gonzo:And Another One UGGHHH.

*Gonzo Pulls Out A Parachute*

Gonzo:Now For My Big Finish.

*Gonzo Jumps Off A Building Yanks Out His Parachute And Lands*

Gonzo:That Was Great YEAH!!!!!

Next Week:Gonzo Tries To Eat A Boulder.

[DreamTripper]

Opening music: Hard Rock (What else?)

Kermit: Tonight, I'm uh, pleased to introduce, one of the strangest acts you'll ever see, (particularly on a text only internet thread), The Great Gonzooo!

SFX: Du-Dunnn!

Gonzo: And now, for your web-browsing enjoyment, I will attempt to eat a boulder whilst performing "The Anvil Chorus!"

(Gonzo chips away pieces of the boulderwith a chisel, chipping to the tune of "The Anvil Chorus," while Rizzo picks up the chips and feeds them to Gonzo, so he can continue chipping. Cut to end of song played for 4,167th time.)

Gonzo (Incredibly huge, and showing mouthful of chipped teeth {where no teeth had shown before}): Ta-buuuurrrp!-da!

(As last note of "The Anvil Chorus" plays, huge anvil falls of bloated Gonzo.

Next Week: The Great Gonzo climbs a giant redwood whilst performing "I Pagliacci" in full costume!