The Quote Thread

[That Announcer]

OK, this is a really crazy idea, but it just could work. When you post on this thread, say whatever you want, and then at the end of your post, put up the last funny quote you heard in bold. That's all you have to do. Varied discussion is encouraged. I'll kickstart the entire thing:

Just ate some chocolate-chip cookie dough ice cream. When was the last time you had ice cream?

"I was in Belfast walking around, and- oh boy, you'll not believe what I saw. Bomber jackets in Belfast!" -Billy Connolly

[D'Snowth]

Yesterday as a matter of fact. I went to Baskin Robbins, had a scoop of cookies-n-cream, and vanilla.

KLINGER: 50 more pounds, and I'm homeward bound!
COL. POTTER: So you're going to eat your way to a discharge?
KLINGER: I call it "Food for Freedom!"
COL. POTTER: I call it "Suicide by Salami".

[Ziffel]

I had ice cream for dessert tonight after dinner (along with strawberry shortcake).

We watched the classic "All in the Family" epsiode on dvd, "Edith has menopause" :

Archie: "I know all about your women's problems there Edith, but when I had the hernia that one time I didn't make you wear the truss!"

[Beauregard]

I often have icecream. Almost every other day, usually strawberry flavor. What are your fav flavors?

Peter Sellers: My stethascope is bobbing to the throbbing of your heart, it go boom dede boom dede boom dede boom dede boom di-de, boom boom boom. Boom dede boom dede boom dede boom, well goodnes gracious me.

[Princeton]

I used to eat ice cream all the time, but lately have been sticking to cookies and Rice Krispie treats.

HAWKEYE: You risked your life for a ketchup on rye?
RADAR: With butter and lettuce!

[That Announcer]

To reply to Beau, I prefer strawberry, vanilla and chocolate chip cookie dough.

From "Clue", the movie:
Green: Stop shouting!
Wadsworth: I'm not shouting!... Alright, I am! I'M SHOUTING, I'M SHOUTING, I'M SHOUT- (falling candlestick hits him on the head)

[Beauregard]

Clue has a movie???

From Hulk:
"You don't want to see me when I'm angry."

[That Announcer]

Yep, here's your Amazon link: http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0000A5BST/qid=1122213668/sr=2-1/ref=sr_2_11_1/202-9921761-7559807

From Jeff Foxworthy:
"Just 'cause you see a redneck walkin' out of a store without something doesn't mean we didn't make a purchase. "Buy anything?" "Yeah, I just got some underwear, put it on in there..."

[D'Snowth]

My thing is: Amazon, stick to the rain forest!

RADAR: "Have you guys seen my hamster? I went out to check her cage, and he wasn't there. He's a she!"
B.J.: "Woah, slow down Radar, you're making less scene than usual."

[That Announcer]

Oh, you don't like Amazon? I shop there quite a bit, actually.

From "Dave Barry's Book of Bad Songs":

"The Candy Man" by Sammy Davis Jr.- If this song does not make you root for nuclear winter, then you are not human.

[Beauregard]

Wow! Clue looks like the funnest film ever! Also, I for one onyl buy my dvd's from amazon. They are cheap, and new, and save ever leaving the house. (After all the pets are dead and the butler's been discharged, the childrean are gone...)

And having looked at quote from it from IMDb...

Colonel Mustard: Do you like Kipling, Miss Scarlett?
Miss Scarlet: Sure. I'll eat anything.

[TogetherAgain]

I personally have never used Amazon, but I do know that's where my aunt got Jim Henson: The Works for me.

Apparently a traditional part of turning 50 is telling random stories:
I still remember when Philip was born. Fred calls me up at exactly 3:15 in the morning, he says, 'Hey George, it's Fred. It's a boy!' And I said "Fred? Fred who?"

[DanDanStrawberry]

I have never used Amazon, but plan to when MWoO comes out on DVD.

Apparently I can't have a funeral party cos I'm not Irish [a quote by my favourite comedian...my cousin]

[Beauregard]

Yep, I'm hoping to get Mwoo from amazon too. (Providing the expreiment R1 dvd I got cheap works in my compuer)

From The Millinonairess (about her hat):
Peter Sellers: I thought it was the Eiffel Tower
Sophia Loren: Give it back, it's my Eiffel Tower.

[luvtosr]

I have used Amazon.co.uk to get books but never used Amazon.com

(Random conversation I had today)
Me: I f killing your father is patricide and killing your mother is matricide, killing a sibling is fratricide then what is killing your own kids?
My Friend: Justified!

[D'Snowth]

Okay, so MWoO is also a production?

JIMMY: "Pennies from heaven, Uncle Eddy"

[That Announcer]

Oh, speaking of MWoO, how many people thought Jeffrey Tambor did better in MFS? My hand's up.

From Fraggle Rock, "Beginnings":

Gobo: Well, I think I'll mosey on out there and get that postcard. (He zips out of Fraggle Rock and into Doc's.)
Boober: That's one spirited... mosey.

[D'Snowth]

Oh, speaking of MWoO, how many people thought Jeffrey Tambor did better in MFS? My hand's up.
Oh now, I get MWoO is Muppets' Wizard of Oz! How stupid am I? (Punches self in face). I agree, Jeffrey Tambor was much better in MFS!

KERMIT: (With amnesia) "I really don't feel like an Italian."

[Beauregard]

Mwoo! Mwoo! The sound of a cow with a lisp!

Willy Wonka: Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and it is frowned upon in most societies.

[D'Snowth]

Listen, all cows are good for is milk.

MY SEXY SISTER: (As she beat me up today when we visited here) Brat!

[Beauregard]

Also for cheese, cream, and other dairy products.

From Murder by Death, I think:

Person 1: DID YOU HEAR THAT???
Person 2: No.
Person 1: Neither did I...

[D'Snowth]

You're quote reminds of a scene from a Bewitched episode.

RANCE BUTLER: Where'd they go?
MAID: Where'd who go?
RANCE BUTLER: Thay young lady and that yankee!
MAID: I didn't see no young lady, or no yankee.
RANCE BUTLER: You didn't?
MAID: No.
RANCE BUTLER: Come to think of it, neither did I!

[Skeeter Muppet]

Re: cows - And, if you live in a small town in the Midwest, for tipping over as a prank.

From Law & Order: SVU (Richard Belzer gets the best lines) -
Fin Tutuola: Why do we always get stuck looking for the needle in the haystack?
John Munch: Yeah, it's reminds me of the Easter egg hunts of my youth.
Fin Tutuola: Your family's Jewish, you guys don't hide eggs.
John Munch: I know, all those mindless hours of searching.

-Kim

[That Announcer]

"Kermit, that's a COW!"

From TMS:

Teeth: What is this called again?
Floyd: Minuet in G Major.
Teeth: They ought to have sent it back to the minors.

[Princeton]

I had two Big Macs the other day.

From Mean Girls:

KAREN: So, if you're from Africa, why are you white?
GRETCHEN: Oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white.

[That Announcer]

Good, shows you don't support PeTA. I hate them.

From "Robin Williams Live on Broadway":

"When you become 50, it's no longer the Glove, it's the 'Ortho-Procto-Scope', which is a camera on the end of a Roto-Rooter. And it's going up YOU."

[Skeeter Muppet]

PETA's a bunch of hypocrites deluded into thinking they're supporting a worthy cause.

From M*A*S*H -
Hawkeye: Listen, fella, I've seen Santa Clause; I even sat on his lap once. And I'm here to tell ya, you ain't him.
B.J.: How can you tell, Virginia?
Hawkeye: Well in the first place...is that a brown moustache, or are you eating a mouse?

-Kim

[D'Snowth]

HA! That episode was one the other night!

GEORGE: Y'know, they say ostrich has less fat, but you eat more of it.

[Skeeter Muppet]

That's one of my favorite episodes.

And now, a snippet of song from "What is this Feeling?", from the musical WICKED:
Both:
THERE'S BEEN SOME CONFUSION FOR YOU SEE MY ROOMATE IS...
Galinda:
UNUSUALLY, AND EXCEEDLINGLY PECULIAR AND ALTOGETHER QUITE IMPOSSIBLE TO DESCRIBE...
Elphaba: Blonde.

-Kim

[TogetherAgain]

Wow, what a random conversation. I love watching discussions go on tangents of tangents of tangents. Anybody follow that?

After a particularly amazing steal during a game of frisbee:
Ben: They call me Bandit Ben!
Tom: They call me late for dinner.

[That Announcer]

I know I didn't. And you're right about PeTA, Kim. Check out www.consumerfreedom.com, they've got lots of great stuff.

From "MacGyver":

Dalton: Let me handle this guy. I know spy talk. (goes over to spy messenger) Do you have my package here?
Spy: Yes I have your package here. (He hands him the package and takes off.)

[Skeeter Muppet]

I've seen that stuff before. Makes me wonder how in the world they thought they were going to get away with it, and still put on their ridiculous demonstrations in the name of "animal rights".

And now, more words of wisdom from SVU:
Olivia Benson: He smells expensive
Capt. Donald Cragen: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I ask you to smell the defendant.

-Kim

[D'Snowth]

I don't know what you're talking about, but I love bunnies! Their the only pet to have!

RYAN: E.T. want lap-dance!
KATHY: Alright, but you tickle!

[Princeton]

I had a friend who was against cruelty to animals; he claimed that PETA wrote him a letter; then again, he was a real ding-dong.

SOPHIA: I had to hide that dress from your brother Phil; he used to like to wear it on Fridays when he visited the firemen.

[Harvey Towers]

I have two canaries... anyway

"TV is not for watching it's for being on"Charles Prentiss, Absolute Power

[Skeeter Muppet]

We used to call our springer spaniel a ding-dong. Of course, springers aren't the brightest dogs around...

And today we have a gem from the archives of Metaquotes (http://www.livejournal.com/community/metaquotes/):
LJ User james_nicholl: It does not matter how posh the theatre, they will not let you watch the film once the theatre has caught fire.

-Kim

[DanDanStrawberry]

Spaniel? That ryhmes with my human name. My plant name ryhmes with Lawberry. Which isn't a word

From Legally Blonde: I OBJECT! [she says it after a gentlemen smacks her backside. I laughed.]

[Harvey Towers]

Lawberry is an anagram of Rye Brawl which isn't exactly a word either, it's exactly two words...

History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
Sir Winston Churchill

[That Announcer]

"Lawberry" sounds like a real fruit of a lawyer.

From Vet's Hospital:

Beau: There you go again, treating me like I was subferior! (squints)

[Harvey Towers]

The court calls the defending counsel Mr Lawberry QC...

It's like this special was written by someone with Attention Deficit Disorder.
Danny (Tough Pigs) on "A Special Sesame Street Christmas"

[D'Snowth]

What's the next case?

KLINGER: (Drunk) I wanna make a toast! To M*A*S*H 4077...7...7...I may not have no family no more in Toledo, but I sure gots one here! I love you guys! (Passes out).
COL. POTTER: Pretty rotten way to show it!

[Skeeter Muppet]

Why are they calling him QC? I thought his name was Mr. Lawberry...

And now a nugget of wisdom from Whose Line is it Anyway?
Drew Carey: "Strange things for a doctor to say after 'Turn your head and cough'".
Colin Mochrie: All right, now bend over and sneeze.

-Kim

[That Announcer]

Why are they calling him QC? I thought his name was Mr. Lawberry...


-Kim

Dunno, maybe it's "Francois Lawberry, Quebecker". Heh. (insert mindless Jean Chretien joke here) Hey, I didn't make the joke, MrsPepper...

More widsom, but from Bill Cosby this time around:

Chinese restaurants, you gotta watch out for them, 'cause they won't label that mustard. At least in Mexican restaurants, they've got a big bottle, says "H-O-T". And if you can't read, a picture of the Devil.

[D'Snowth]

I love this quote thread it's tons of fun!

WAYNE ROGERS: (On the subject of him leaving M*A*S*H) "If knew the show was going to last that long, I would've kept my mouth shut, and stayed put."

[TogetherAgain]

Yeah, no kidding. Finally, an outlet for all the random quotes that seem to keep popping up in life.

leaving a restaurant where my sister works as a waitress:
Uncle Bernie: Where's Sara?
Me: She's talking to a table.
Uncle Bernie: Well I hope she's talking to the people, and not the table.
Me: No, she's talking to a table.

[Princeton]

Better not stick a screwdriver in that outlet.

From Young Frankenstein:

FREDERICK: Werewolf?
IGOR: There.
FREDERICK: What?
IGOR: There. There wolf. There castle.
FREDERICK: Why are you talking that way?
IGOR: I thought you wanted to.
FREDERICK: No, I don't want to.
IGOR: Suit yourself. I'm easy.

[TogetherAgain]

Aw, why not? Well can I stick a fork in the outlet?

Discussing ways to keep my dad awake in the car:
Elizabeth: Or I could poke Lisa and make her squeak, that would wake you up.
Dad: It would also break all the windows in the car.

[DanDanStrawberry]

The name isn't Lawberry or QC. It's actually Dan, or Strawberry. Or Daniel, if you're a parent.

Oh, and, Dan, is that a Hevej in your digestive system? - Beauregard

[Princeton]

If I was Elton John, I'd write a song about you.

From "Airplane!"

DR. RUMACK: What was it we had for dinner tonight?
ELAINE: Well, we had a choice: chicken or fish.
DR. RUMACK: Yes, yes, I remember: I had lasagna.

[That Announcer]

I admire Elton John, as a matter of fact, I'm listening to his music right now.

More from "Young Frankenstein":

DR. FRANKENSTEIN: (bumps into Igor's hump) You know, I'm a rather talented surgeon... I could help you with that hump.
IGOR: What hump?

[Beauregard]

Oh, and, Dan, is that a Hevej in your digestive system? - Beauregard


If you wanna know about that...don't ask...

Holmes: Elementry, dear Watson.

I always find that hilarious because Holmes never once said it in the books...

[Princeton]

I used to wear an Elton John/ Billy Joel concert T-shirt to school; it only took me two days to think otherwise.

From "Blazing Saddles":

JIM: Mongo, why would a big man like Hedley Lamarr be interested in where the "choo-choo" goes?
MONGO: Mongo don't know; Mongo only pawn in game of life.

[D'Snowth]

Elementary, dear Beauregard!

RADAR: (Part of the Father Mulcahy sound-alike contest) "Dear me, Major Simmons has caught a case of hepatitus. It was an incredible shade of yellow."

[RedDragon]

My Uncle commenting about a sense in THE TOWERING INFERNO

My Uncle:That was some flaming ball of fireman.
*I look at him*
Me:That was just wrong.

[Beauregard]

Speaking of...wel..hm...never mind. Let's start again:

I like foreign music. Swedish, Danish, and especially Romanian. Anyone else?

'Nurse! Do let's pretend that I'm a hungry hyaena, and you're a bone.'
Alice -Through the Looking Glass

[That Announcer]

If you're strictly talking foreign music, I like German, Swedish and especially Mexican. "Malaguena Salerosa" is one of my favorite tunes. Never was much on Chinese music, though.

From "Clue":

MORMON: Good evening, madam. Have you heard the news? Armageddon is at hand!
MS. SCARLET: You ain't just whistlin' dixie, brother.

[Beauregard]

Also German music, and French music. I forgot to add. However, French I like the least.

1. Romanian
2. Danish
3. Swedish
4. German
5. French
Red King: I assure, you my dear, I turned cold to the very ends of my whiskers!
Red Queen: You haven't got any whiskers.
Red King: The horror of that moment, I shall never, NEVER forget!'
Red Queen: You will, though, if you don't make a memorandum of it.'

[TogetherAgain]

When it comes to foreign music, I've been having a little exposure to Italian lately, thanks to voice lessons. From the Baroque period, though, and it's not exactly my favorite stuff in the world. I do like to sing in Hebrew, but I guess that has something to do with the fact that usually when I'm singing in Hebrew I'm surrounded by at least a hundred other Jewish teenagers singing in Hebrew at the top of their lungs and banging on tables until staff yells at us. <evil grin>.

The following quote is brought to you by a severe case of sleep deprivation:
Ben: What whould be the best thing to get you out of 18 feet of snow?
Me: Hot air?
Ben: A hair dryer! And think, you could plug it into the snow, because, you know, snow runs on happiness.

[Princeton]

Enya is about as "foreign" as I can handle.

From "Golden Girls":

BLANCHE: I'm wound up tighter than the girdle on a Baptist minister's wife at an all-you-can-eat pancake breakfast.

[D'Snowth]

There are many foreigners here.

BORIS: (After leading Rocky into a trap with signs and billboards) "See...it pays to advertise!"

[Princeton]

The musical group Foreigner had a couple good songs

From "As Good As It Gets":

MELVIN: Sell crazy someplace else; we're all stocked up here.

[That Announcer]

I'm not really a big Foreigner fan; in fact, '80s music was never really my favorite. But if I had to pick a favorite band, well, maybe The Cars or Elton John. Brian Wilson had a great solo album in '88, too. Oh, and I can't forget Nik Kershaw.

From "Million Dollar Baby":

Priest: So Frankie, what's on your mind?
Frankie: Oh, just the usual is-Jesus-god thing.
Priest: Frankie, most people learn the answer to that in grade school. Jesus is the son of God, OK?
Frankie: So, what is he, some sort of demigod?
Priest: There are no demigods, you (bloody) pagan! (pause) So, how are the girls?

[Princeton]

I was born in the late '80s, so naturally I don't know that much about '80s music; except that I LOVE "True" by Spanadu Ballet.

HENNY YOUNGMAN: You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

[That Announcer]

Hey, they're on the Live Aid DVD box-set. Do you have it yet?

LUCY: OK now Fred, when Ricky comes home tonight, you're gonna go over there, and you're gonna turn on that television. And you know who's going to be on that television?
FRED: Well, I can only hope it's Faye Emerson.

[Beauregard]

I can't think of anythign to say, but these Alice Through the Looking Glass quotes are so darn funny I have to keep coming here to post them...

Alice - THE WHITE KNIGHT IS SLIDING DOWN THE POKER. HE BALANCES VERY BADLY

[Gonzo14]

This quote is from Boy Meets World, Ericis planning a surprise party for his dad and plans to give his sister Morgan something that will make her sick, to distract his dad, then he says

"If Morgan actually goes South, if she croaks, It's gonna put a damper on the entire party. That's why we get....HORSIE RIDES. (shows a picture of him on a horse). You see, there's me, Eric on a horsie, lets call him Pete. Me and Pete having Fun, Joy, Merriment.

[DanDanStrawberry]

If I was Elton John, I'd write a song about you.
*cough cough* Cliched joke... ;)

Meep meep meep meep meep meep- beaker

[TogetherAgain]

DanDan, I applaud your quote. <applause>
Does anybody have any idea what this conversation is about anymore? Because I'm lost.

Discussing the difference between Jewish youth groups and Christian youth groups:
Yes, the goal of Christian youth groups is definately not to make more Jewish babies.

[D'Snowth]

Sorry, but I ain't got a clue! Anyway, what was I thinking....oh yeah.

DARRIN: "Oh honey, thank you. I'll make it up to you, I promise. I'll even be nice to your mother...I may get ill, but I'll try."
SAMANTHA: "You can begin by not insulting her."
DARRIN: "I didn't insult the old war horse!"

[Skeeter Muppet]

It's about 3 pages ;)

And now, for the infamous finale of 'The Dead Parrot Sketch':
John Cleese: He's NOT pining, he's PASSED ON! This parrot is NO MORE! It's a stiff, bereft of life; he rests in peace! He's [CENSORED] snuffed it! He's off the twig and kicked the bucket! He's shuffled off his mortal coil, run down the curtain, and joined the bleedin' choir invisible! He's extinct, in his entirety - THIS is an EX-PARROT!

-Kim

[Beauregard]

Hahahaha! Good point, Skeeter.

"Alice could not find water to revive the White King, but she did find a bottle of ink..."

[DanDanStrawberry]

Let's start a new topic. So...what's everyone's favourite Madonna song....OK, talk about whatever. I'll just be quiet now

The woman at the end of The Simpsons in the credits for "Gracie Films": Shhhhh.

[Gonzo14]

Stewie from Family

I want some Ice Cream, but No Sprinkles, for every Sprinkle I find, I shall Kill You!

[D'Snowth]

Sprinkle sprinkle sprinkle sprinkle sprinkle sprinkle sprinkle.

SAMANTHA: (She and Darrin after a dispute about her using witchcraft to keep the pancakes from burning.) "Darrin, why don't you just go to work!"
DARRIN: "I'LL GO WHEN I'M GOOD AND READY, WHICH FORTUNATELY FOR BOTH OF US IS RIGHT NOW!"

[That Announcer]

Let's start a new topic. So...what's everyone's favourite Madonna song....OK, talk about whatever. I'll just be quiet now



Bit of a difficult question there Dan. Possibly "Holiday", or maybe "Ray of Light". Never was a huge Madonna fan, but my father likes her.

GEORGE: (to busboy) Antonio, I'm really sorry about everything. The job, the cat... (Kramer trips and breaks lamp)... the lamp.

[TogetherAgain]

I like "Ray of Light," but as an ex-obsessive-james-bond-fan, I can't let "Die Another Day" go unmentioned.

Daddy, it's kind of hard to hide behind a dog that's only as big as your head. -my sister at dinner tonight when Mom was pretending to get mad at Dad.

[D'Snowth]

Halle Berry was so sexy in that movie.

And now...a quote that just popped into my head on the spot!

"Sometimes, I beat myself up, just to get some sympathy!"

[That Announcer]

I like Halle Berry, but I mostly saw "Monster's Ball" for Peter Boyle. You can't beat "Young Frankenstein" in terms of acting.

Appropriately enough, from "Young Frankenstein":

Frau Blucher: Would the doctor like a brandy before he retires?
Dr. F: Oh, no thanks.
Frau Blucher: Some milk, perhaps?
Dr. F: No, that's alright.
Frau Blucher: Ovaltine?

[MrsPepper]

I haven't seen either of those movies. Let's steer the convo back to Madonna. Ray of Light is okay, but I like Beautiful Stranger. But if you want to dig back in the vault, I LOVE Vogue.

From a friend of the family -
This is the best Tuesday-night Pizza I've had all week!

[That Announcer]

"Vogue" is alright, I suppose. But I do like Cyndi Lauper more than Madonna. So call me stupid.

From "Dave Barry Turns 50":

"A hit song in 1947 was 'Peg O'My Heart', by the Harmonicats. Do you think they put that on their tax returns? 'Occupation: Harmonicat'."

[MrsPepper]

Haha, when I was little I accidentally scratched my parent's Cindi Lauper album (or however you spell her name!!) That is so funny in retrospect.

Narrator:Behold the dragon who lurketh in the pantry.
Dragon: Lurk, lurk.
Wife: Eeek! It's a lurking dragon!
From the La Choy chow mein ads from the 60's, which I read and laughed at on this page form TP: http://www.toughpigs.com/anthmadison03.htm

[That Announcer]

It could be worse; my father once rolled over a couple of Doobie Brothers records.

From "Bloom County":

Steve Dallas: OK, I want to talk to you Boingers before the show. No spittin', no boozin', no moonin' the audience. Hold on a sec here... who's driving?
Opus: Keep yer pants on. I pushed 'Cruise Control'."

[Beauregard]

Halle Berry was so sexy in that movie.

And now...a quote that just popped into my head on the spot!

"Sometimes, I beat myself up, just to get some sympathy!"
Halle Berry may be sexy in the "Display-ish" sence of the word, but in terms of acting, she is total rubish. IMHO.

Maj: Let me know if you faint.
Matt: That will be me with the sleepy sigh.
Maj: Or if you are sick.
Matt: That'll be me with the big bubbly gush

- Tom Clancy's Net Force Explorers, Game Prey

[JaniceFerSure]

Halle Berry can't cat-scratch her way out of a paper bag,no offense;but Michelle Pfeiffer was terrific at Catwoman.


Leon: 'See you at the finish line...wherever that may be.'-Midnight Madness

[Beauregard]

Oh, I'm glad someone agrees with me. I'd say she's the Tom Cruise of the female actors. Only there to flaunt a bit, and be star power.

"Can you speak languages? What's french for Fiddel-de-dee?" - Red Queen

[JaniceFerSure]

Tom Cruise is on automatic pilot when it comes to acting,only liked him in: The Firm,A Few Good Men,Rain Man & Born on the 4th of July.


'For when he's hungry,for when he's lonely and when it's night-time.'-Poltergeist

[DanDanStrawberry]

Halle Berry I just noticed her last name is my first name

See y'all in 2 weeks, after *ugh* Malta- DanDanStrawberry

[JaniceFerSure]

Berry Berry fo ferry,banana-fana bo berry,fee-fi fo ferry,Berry..


"You gonna bark all day little doggy,or are you gonna bite?"-Mr. Blonde Resevoir Dogs

[DanDanStrawberry]

Woah man. Did you just say Berry Berry fo ferry,banana-fana bo berry,fee-fi fo ferry,Berry cos if you did say Berry Berry fo ferry,banana-fana bo berry,fee-fi fo ferry,Berry then I will be forced to smile just a little bit. :)

Dylan, we don't have time to indulge in recreation- Brian, the magic roundabout

[JaniceFerSure]

I did indeed Berry.So,do you like Strawberry ice-cream Berry?



"I broke the bank at Monte Carlo!"-Lawrence of Arabia

[DanDanStrawberry]

Of course, Peaches. I adore it.

Let your body Vogue to the music....VOGUE- Madonna and her fabulous backing singers

[D'Snowth]

Berry berry berry berry berry berry berry berry berry berry berry berry berry berry berry berry berry berry berry berry berry berry berry berry berry berry berry berry berry.

JUDGE: Mr. Kimball, all you're doing is swearing to tell the truth.
MR. KIMBALL: Oh I always tell the truth...well not always, this one time I was late for dinner and I told my mother...
JUDGE: Just say "I do"!
MR. KIMBALL: I do!

[JaniceFerSure]

Wow,look at what I started Berry...Will your trip be a successful one?


"I now declare this bridge open.*cuts ribbon*"-John Lennon, A Hard Day's Night

[DanDanStrawberry]

OK, this is my last post before Malta. See you all in a fortnight!

We are living in a Material World and I am a Material Girl- Madonna

[Beauregard]

*points at various feet* Berry, berry, berry, blackberry, berry, berry, berry...and out you must go.

We'll burn that bridge when we come to it.

[JaniceFerSure]

Malta,is that where the Maltese Falcon is from?


"Once upon a time,or maybe twice,there was an earthy paradise called...Pepperland...80,000 leagues beneath the sea,it lay or lie,I'm not to sure.."-Yellow Submarine

[Beauregard]

Isn't that near Zansabar where the Zasabararions come from?

Many thing, like dynamite, lions, and strawberrycheese cake, can be dangerous when handeled carelessly... - Lemony Snicket, Unfortunate Events

[JaniceFerSure]

...when Bugs Bunny made that left turn at Albuquerque...


"From now,I'll be the me,I never knew."-Alice in Wonderland(British musical version)

[Beauregard]

....and where Fozzie turned left at the fork in the road...

"It's funny how it usually works out that I end up dying." - Owen Wilson

[JaniceFerSure]

Bear left,right frog!



'What do you see,you people gazing at me?You see a doll on a music box,that's wound by a key..'-Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

[MrsPepper]

I love how on Muppets.com on the map, there is a fork in the road. :D That makes me gleeful. Glee!

Tessie: "But it's four-o-clock in the morning!!"
Miss Hannigan: "Oh Honey, I know! And you'll get down on your knobby little knees, and clean this dump, until it shines like the top of the CHRYSLER BUILDING!!"
From the musical show Annie

[D'Snowth]

Malta,is that where the Maltese Falcon is from?

COLIN: As he was preparing the fries, I had this amazing plan that would get from him the location of the Maltese Burger...
RYAN: Here're your fries.
COLIN: Thanks, where's the Maltese Burger?

[JaniceFerSure]

Does a fork in the road,compare to a round-a-bout?


Joshua-'Greetings, Professor Falken.'
Stephen Falken-'Hello,Joshua.'
Joshua-'A strange game.The only winning move is not to play...How about a nice game of chess?'

[Harvey Towers]

Although I proudly sport a cabbage beside my username I would like to point out that it does not nessecarily represent my views on the subject of "fruitism"...

Ford thought it needed a name and decided to call it Emily Saunders, after a girl he had very fond memories of. Then he thought that Emily Saunders was an absurd name for a security robot, and decided to call it Colin instead, after Emily's dog.
"Mostly Harmless," Douglas Adams

[TogetherAgain]

Does a fork in the road,compare to a round-a-bout?
Depends what the round is of and what it's a-bout-ing.

Dad: What are you doing?
Me: Putting on jewelery so I don't feel naked.
Dad: Oh. Well, I guess it's good not to be naked sometimes.

[That Announcer]

What is a roundabout but a contradiction?

KERMIT: A tale full of whimsy and cute, furry little bunny rabbits.
RABBIT: Look, buddy. Either you tell me where the hole is or I tear your head off!
KERMIT: And some hostile, angry little bunny rabbits...

[JaniceFerSure]

Three rights make a left...

'Three is a magic number,yes it is,its a magic number.Somewhere in this ancient mystic trinity,you get three,as a magic number.'-Schoolhouse Rock

[Harvey Towers]

Or is it a U-turn...

You turn if you want to. The lady's not for turning!
Margaret Thatcher

[Beauregard]

Although I proudly sport a cabbage beside my username I would like to point out that it does not nessecarily represent my views on the subject of "fruitism"...

Ford thought it needed a name and decided to call it Emily Saunders, after a girl he had very fond memories of. Then he thought that Emily Saunders was an absurd name for a security robot, and decided to call it Colin instead, after Emily's dog.
"Mostly Harmless," Douglas Adams
No way! You like Hitchiker!!!

Ford: It's at time like this that I wish I'd listen to what my mother told me.
Arthor: Why? What did she tell you?
Ford: I don't know, I wasn't listening.

[JaniceFerSure]

You go this way,that way kind of follows you like...Kind of bugs you man.I think your getting the point.




''You will know what to do when you unscramble 'How Daddy is Doing.''-L.A. Story

[That Announcer]

This thread is now a hot topic!

From "The Monkees":

MIKE: Here's one. 'High paying job, good hours, must have own bicycle. Boy to deliver... pianos?"

[TogetherAgain]

Hey it is! Awesome! ...so who decides if a thread is a hot topic or not? Out of random curiosity.

Miss Piggy: Kermie, will you dance with me?
Kermit: Miss Piggy, I will dance with you when the grass grows red, the sun goes out, and the oceans turn to yogurt.
Miss Piggy: I'll take that as a "maybe."

[That Announcer]

Hey it is! Awesome! ...so who decides if a thread is a hot topic or not? Out of random curiosity.



I think it's an automated process in the forum program.

From "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory":
Willy: (tastes mixture, and then drops two shoes into it) Gives it a little kick.

[TogetherAgain]

Interesting. In that case, anybody know what makes a thread a hot topic? Like, is it a certain number of posts within a certain period of time, or what? I'm just curious.

I'm on the way to somewhere, it's a lovely place to be.

[D'Snowth]

Wow! This is like your second hot topic isn't it TA?

CHARLES EMERSON WINCHERSTER: If God had intend man to be in a crutch race, He would've given him two broken legs.

[That Announcer]

Wow! This is like your second hot topic isn't it TA?



I thought so, but a profile check reveals it's my third. That "Weekly Survey" crawls in terms of post speed: everyone puts up their responses in about three days, and then it's dead for the rest of the week.

From "The Adventures of Shark Boy and Lava Girl":

(The evil Mr. Electric is approaching. Max's teacher is Mr. E.) MR. E: I can't believe it!
MAX: You've got to believe it, it's right there in front of you!
MR. E: Well, I can see that. What I can't believe is... you dreamt me? As a BIG BROWN BAD GUY?

[Gonzo14]

"I Got Dibs on her Goobers" - Screech on Saved by the Bell: College Years

[JaniceFerSure]

Can hot topics be cooled?


Captain Peacock-'Are you free Mr. Humphries?'

*Mr. Humphries looking around*

Mr. Humphries-'I'm Free!'

-Are You Being Served?

[D'Snowth]

I thought so, but a profile check reveals it's my third. That "Weekly Survey" crawls in terms of post speed: everyone puts up their responses in about three days, and then it's dead for the rest of the week.
Hey, thanks for getting me hooked on those surveys! Their cool!

FRANK BURNS: (After Margaret announces she's engaged) WHAT DOES HE GOT, THAT I HAVEN'T GOT?!
MARGARET: Lips!
FRANK BURNS: Lips aren't everything!

[That Announcer]

Hey, thanks for getting me hooked on those surveys! Their cool!



Well, I do what I can!

Veruca: I'm Veruca Salt.
Willy: I always thought a veruca was a type of wart you got on the bottom of your foot.

[Skeeter Muppet]

Well, happy to report that I was at home alone for two days, and I didn't burn the place down, blow it up or wreck it with a wild party.

Okay, that's all, carry on.

Blackadder: I've got a subtle plan.
Baldrick: I can't see any subtle plan.
Blackadder: Baldrick, you wouldn't see a subtle plan if it painted itself purple and danced naked on top of a harpsichord singing "Subtle Plans are Here Again".

-Kim

[That Announcer]

Well, happy to report that I was at home alone for two days, and I didn't burn the place down, blow it up or wreck it with a wild party.



Really? By the way you act here, I'd think you're lying! A-ah, wocka wocka!

Instructor: Alright, how to de-fend yourself against someone armed with a banana!
Student: Couldn't we learn something useful, like to defend ourselves against someone who attacks you with a poin-ted stick?
Instructor: (to student) Fresh fruit not good enough for you, eh? Want to learn about pointed sticks, do we? Well let me tell you something boy! When someone attacks you on your way home tonight with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me!

[D'Snowth]

I once had the place to myself for the whole day, and you know what I did?

HAWKEYE: (On Henry's final night at the 4077th) Henry, how ya doin'?
HENRY: (Drunk) I gotta go to the toidy's how I'm doin, but can I find it is what I don't know!
TRAPPER: You go out the back door, and come to a big tree! You pass the big tree, and come to another. The toidy is the third tree. The third tree's the toidy!
(Everyone at this point is hysterical with laughter).
HENRY: Speakin' of tree, you know, I'm really gonna miss you guys. I wish we can all go home together! I can't wait, which tree is it?
TRAPPER: Number one is for number two, and number three is for number one!
HAWKEYE: Number four's the ladies tree, don't go there.
(Moments later)
HAWKEYE: You alright Henry?
HENRY: Oh, I'm fine, but ALOT of bark came off ol' number one.

Just about the longest quote yet, eh?

[That Announcer]

I once had the place to myself for the whole day, and you know what I did?



Something's telling me you watched Bewitched and M*A*S*H. Just a guess, though. :)

Scarlet: There's one bullet in here, and you know who's gonna get it? (She points it at Wadsworth.)
Wadsworth: Don't bother.
Scarlet: Why shouldn't I?
Wadsworth: The game's up, Scarlet. There are no more bullets left in that gun.
Scarlet: What do you mean there's not?
Wadsworth: There was one shot in the study, two at the chandelier, two at the door and one at the telegram girl. That's six: one plus two plus two plus one.
Scarlet: No, it was only ONE shot that hit the chandelier. That's one plus two plus ONE plus one.
Wadsworth: It was two at the chandelier! That's six!
Scarlet: Never mind that, there's one bullet left in this gun. Say goodbye, Wadsworth!
Green: Hey, I said I didn't do it! (He opens the door and the FBI comes streaming in.)

Did I beat you? Dunno.

[D'Snowth]

Something's telling me you watched Bewitched and M*A*S*H. Just a guess, though. :)
Nope! I went around nude all day. For real! And back then, I wasn't familiar with M*A*S*H.

And now, from The Day After Tomorrow.

J.D.: We're not going to last very long on M&M's and potato chips.
HOMELESS DUDE: What about the garbage can? (Everyone stares at him) There's ALWAYS somethin' to eat in the garbage!

[That Announcer]

Nope! I went around nude all day. For real!




Good Jesus man, too much information! I can only hope you're joking...

From The Jeff Foxworthy Show:

Jeff: We are NOT going mooning.
Wayne: C'mon Jeff, it ain't like we're playin' Jumanji!

[TogetherAgain]

Well it's not like we can very well imagine some one we've never seen... That doesn't mean I'll start broadcasting it when... you know what, I'm keeping my mouth shut.

Anyway, here's one from a youth group convention.
Ashley: Did you know Ben and Lisa got married? And they had a baby. And now she's pregnant again.
Person x: You two got married?!? Why wasn't I invited?
Me (Lisa): I don't know, neither was I.

[JaniceFerSure]

Imagination,can be a dream come true;that little spark,in me and you....-Journey Into Imagination



Jake: Make a wish Samantha.

Samantha: It already came true.

-16 Candles(ending)

[That Announcer]

Hey, I remember that ride. I kinda liked it.

From the Nureyev episode of TMS:
Piggy: Don't you talk to strangers?
Nureyev: It depends on how strange the stranger is!

[JaniceFerSure]

Have you ever took a ride on a wave?


'....Sincerely Yours,The Breakfast Club'

[That Announcer]

No, but I've listened to the Beach Boys' "Catch A Wave".

From MCC:
Fozziwig: At this time in the proceedings, it's tradition for me to make a little speech!
Marley: Yeah, and it's tradition for us to take a little nap!

[Super Scooter]

"Let me tell you something, little Miss... Advertising pays our bills, alright... advertising pays your salary... advertising is what made this country great... What was the Constitution of the United States?... No! It is an advertisement... an advertisement for liberty... when in the course of human events... I'm telling you... that's up there with 'Put a Tiger in your tank' and 'Where's the beef'... Don't you understand? I'm sorry... I've got to get some air... Heck if it wasn't for advertising... you know what you two'd be doing, huh? You two'd be giving out Sesame Street tote bags during PBS pledge breaks... 'cept they wouldn't say Sesame Street on them.. Nooo... they wouldn't say that... that would be....? ADVERTISING!!! That's Right!! Heck, if you two had your way there probably wouldn't even be any Sesame Street would there?... Would there?!! There'd be no Ernie would there... Nooooo.... there'd be no Bert... bye bye, bye bye to Grover... bye bye to Cookie Monster... NO! There'd be no Snuffleupagus, would there, and get that trash can... cause there'd be no Oscar the Grouch... NOT TO MENTION... KERMIT, THE DANG FROG!!!!"
-Jimmy James, NewsRadio

[JaniceFerSure]

I miss advertisements with jingles...

Matt Stevens: 'That's the bravest thing I've ever see a vegetable do!'-Return of the K. Tomatoes.

[That Announcer]

Well, at least we don't have the Brylcreem and Wildroot Creme Oil commercials any more. I've never heard them, but I've read horror stories...

Green: I'm a plant for the FBI.
Scarlet: Really? I thought men like you were usually called a fruit.

[TogetherAgain]

Commercials with jingles. Great, now I'm jingling. "Mr. Clean gets rid of dirt and grime and grease in just a minute, Mr. Clean can clean your whole house, and everything that's in it..." Oh boy. Don't mind me, I'll just be over here singing random jingles.

Peoples is peoples. Is frog gone? Yes. Is peoples worrying, is peoples looking, is no come? But, is peoples working? Is water boiling? Is come. Ya. Peoples is peoples. -do I really have to say where that's from?

[JaniceFerSure]

My bologna has a first name,its O-S-C-A-R.My bologna has a second name,its M-A-Y-E-R...


Snap,Crackle,Pop into your morning!

Where's the beef?!

Willy Wonka: And so,I said,"Come and live with me in peace and safety,away from all the Wangdoodles and Hornswogglers and rotten Vermicious Knids."

[That Announcer]

Dave Barry really hates commercial jingles, and I do as well, if they're really ANNOYING jingles.

JELTZ: "Apathetic bloody planet. I've no sympathy at all."

[JaniceFerSure]

Ever wonder why commercials take so long in front of movies nowadays?



James Leeds:

*signing in sign-language*

'Hi.I'm James Leeds & my signing is rusty,so how many of you can read lips? No one,alright: class dismissed.'-Children of a Lessor God

[Skeeter Muppet]

Part of me says its so the audience gets interested in seeing the movie that the preview is for.

The more cynical part of me says it's because the movie-makers and advertisers know they have a captive audience.

Col. Mustard: *looks in the study* Just checking.
Mrs. Peacock: Everything all right?
Col. Mustard: Yup; two corpses, everything's fine.

-Kim

[That Announcer]

Possibly, but I'd be willing to say it's just the theater owners trying to make more cash.

From "Master of Disguise":
Pistachio: (as Robert Shaw) Twenty-seven kids go in the water... twenty-two come out of the water... the ice cream man, he take the rest...

[Beauregard]

Mr Muscle, loves the job you hate.

Hmm...that's quite funny if you twist it around...

Mr Hate, loves you, the muscle job.

Geez, that was random...

"The Dantrassi Cooks! They make the best food in the universe! *bites the food* *reaction*They must really hate vogons..." - Ford

[D'Snowth]

Possibly, but I'd be willing to say it's just the theater owners trying to make more cash.

From "Master of Disguise":
Pistachio: (as Robert Shaw) Twenty-seven kids go in the water... twenty-two come out of the water... the ice cream man, he take the rest...
That movie was hilarious! Is is true they're gonna do a sequel to it?

PISTACHIO: Can I help you?
GRANDPA: I came to help find your father, my son.
PISTACHIO: My father...your son? Holy Canole, you're my sister!
GRANDPA: You fool, you don't have a sister! I'm your grandfather!
PISTACHIO: Yes, that was my next choice.

[That Announcer]

That movie was hilarious! Is is true they're gonna do a sequel to it?



Well, not according to the IMDb. But we can pray!

Billy Bones: (to Gonzo) Jimmy-Jim-Jim-Jim-Jim-Jim-Jim! Gonzo: But I'm not Jimmy-Jim-Jim-Jim-Jim-Jim-Jim, HE'S Jimmy-Jim-Jim-Jim-Jim-Jim-Jim!

[Harvey Towers]

I wonder if they'll make another Hitch Hiker's film too... (By the way Beauregard: I am a big Hitch Hiker's fan, yes. I'm sure I mentioned it else where around here...)

"I told you I was ill"Spike Milligan's Epitah

[TogetherAgain]

Oh dear goodness, That Announcer, You know something funny? That very quote is exactly where I got my start in memorizing muppet movies. I even wrote it down in my journal in second grade. I remember, I was sitting in my dining room when I wrote it. Oh goodness that's pathetic. But yes, I do believe it was those two lines right there that first enraptured me into muppetdom.

Piggy: You left me standing at the ALTAR!
Kermit: I was on a ship, headed for Zanabar. I got cold feet.
Piggy: You're a frog. You're SUPPOSED to have cold feet!

[Skeeter Muppet]

The Muppets have always had a way with words...saying them, singing them, folding, spindling, mutilating...whatever.

Charles: I've spoken to everyone in camp - which, by the way, is a first for me - and no one saw or heard anything last night, a fact confirmed by our ever-vigilant sentries and their seeing-eye dogs.
-M*A*S*H, "Yessir, That's Our Baby"


-Kim

[TogetherAgain]

...throwing them, blowing them up, eating them...

Mr. Tarkanian: How could you miss a story like this one? It was right under your noses! Practically bit you on the seat of your pants! There's just no excuse for it!
Fozzie: I guess this wouldn't be a good time to ask for a raise?

[That Announcer]

Oh dear goodness, That Announcer, You know something funny? That very quote is exactly where I got my start in memorizing muppet movies. I even wrote it down in my journal in second grade. I remember, I was sitting in my dining room when I wrote it. Oh goodness that's pathetic. But yes, I do believe it was those two lines right there that first enraptured me into muppetdom.



You won't believe this, but you're not alone. There's a guy at my dad's work named Jim, and whenever the two of us reference him, we ALWAYS use that quote. In fact, he probably finds it funnier than I do.

From the Diana Ross episode of TMS:
Kermit: Nothing's working. Who's stupid enough to go out there?
Gonzo: (whoosh) HAHAHAHA! Kermit, I'll do it. I've got the ultimate act, but I'm going to need a typewriter for it.
Kermit: We don't have a typewriter.
Gonzo: Well, I'll use a cow!

[Beauregard]

(Heh, Harvey, I'm one of those who hope they don't do another film, lol)

Lisa, what muppet films do you have memorised. I have most of MTI, and Christy B has all of Muppet Christmas Carol.

Polly: I love to see um cry as they walk the plank.
Clueless: I prefer to cut a trout....

[That Announcer]

Lisa, what muppet films do you have memorised. I have most of MTI, and Christy B has all of Muppet Christmas Carol.



I have most of MCC; most of MTI; a goodly portion of TMM; some of MFS and a teensy bit of GMC. My dad has some of MTI, and so does my ma.

Smollet: Who hired this crew? This is undoubtedly the seediest bunch of cut-throats I've ever worked with, so who hired 'em? (Everyone points to Trelawney; he points to his finger.) Your FINGER hired the crew?
Trelawney: No, that's silly! The man who lives in my finger hired the crew, Mr. Bimbau!
Smollet: Yeesh...

[Beauregard]

So....does anyoen liek Star Trek?

Picard: No, Will, we can't! We have to save humanity!

[luvtosr]

So....does anyoen liek Star Trek?

Not fanatically but yes, yes I do. My lovely black tom-cat who disappeared before Christmas was called Riker because he was the first of his litter and at first we just kept calling him 'Number One' and that's how he got his name.

"Vot do you vant from me, wiolence?" - Chekov

[Beauregard]

I have only seen about a totaly of 6 episodes, but I have read about 150 of the novels...

This from one of them, something I liked so much it was in my signiture for a long time.

Lelfer's Law #32: "If life hands you lemonade, don't try to make lemons out of it."

[Harvey Towers]

I like Star Trek, I see it's Enterprise finale tomorrow night. I've never got into that; probably because it wasn't on BBC 2...

If life gives you melons make melonade!
Still Game

[TogetherAgain]

Heh, figures, I go to answer a question, and the thread went and changed topics of me. So on topic, no, I don't like Star Trek, but then I've never really seen it, I just sort of don't have an interest in it. And now, off topic- er, on the old topic? or something:
Lisa, what muppet films do you have memorised.
I have MTI memorized for sure and certain, haven't tested myself of GMC yet but probably have it almost completely, MCC I think I just need to watch it one more time and I'll be talking along with it again, MTM I have almost down pat, and an occasional line or so from MFS. But just you wait until disney releases TMM on dvd in November, I'll watch it at least tiwce before I even sign onto MC after I get it, I promise you that!

If you have any questions about the innertube system, our staff, or personnel, please feel free to wonder what the answers are. And remember, with innertube, if you are not plugged in, you can't get turned on. -Kermit

[That Announcer]

So....does anyoen liek Star Trek?



The original is OK, and Rene Auberjonois is good in DS9, but other than that, I don't really like it. Does anyone else like Eerie, Indiana?

Computer: I am sorry, Will Robinson. I am afraid I... goofed.

[MrsPepper]

Ooh, I'm a pretty big trekkie. My favourite series has to be Voyager, though my friend who loves TNG laughs at me cause he claims that Captain Picard wouldn't call red alert practically every episode like Janeway does.

Whoa, Eerie, Indiana, that show is a blast from the past! I used to watch it. It's a bizzare show. Don't remember it at all.

Today I found Mr. Dressup on tv. Anyone watch THAT show?? Possibly THE greatest kids show EV4R. And y'all should know by now that I only spell with numbers when it's really important. ;) I read in an article though that the tickle trunk got stolen, at some kind of CBC exhibit, and of course there was noone guarding it, no ropes or anthing. **sniffs**


Perhaps it's impossible to wear an identity without becoming what you pretend to be. From the book Ender's Game ((read these books, they're really, really good))

[D'Snowth]

Kermit, Piggy, Fozzie, Gonzo, Scooter, Pepe, Rowlf, Sam, Waldorf, Statler, Dr. Teeth, Floyd, Janice, Animal, Zoot, Bunsen, Beeker, Crazy Harry, Ernie, Bert, Oscar, Gobo, Red, Tutter, Penquin.

ED: "If Sarah finds out, she'll tell mom, then mom'll tell dad, then he'll say 'Not now, I just got home from work!'"

[TogetherAgain]

Penguin, Tutter, Red, Gobo, Oscar, Bert, Ernid, Crazy Harry, Beaker, Bunsen, Zoot, Animal, Janice, Floyd, Dr. Teeth, Statler, Waldorf, Sam, Rowlf, Pepe, Scooter, Gonzo, Fozzie, Miss Piggy, Kermit.

Seen on a church sign: Annual Flood Post-poned due to dry weather

[Beauregard]

Animal, Beauregard, Crazy Harry, Doglion, Ernie, Foo-Foo, Gonzo, Harry (Crazy), I give up...

"Act, and you shall have dinner; wait, and you shall be dinner."
- Star Trek

[JaniceFerSure]

As I was going to Saint Ives,I met a man with 7 wives.Each wife had 7 sacks,each sack had 7 cats,each cat had 7 kits.Kittens,cats,sacks and wives;how many were going the other way?


I'm not bad..I'm just drawn that way.-Jessica Rabbit

[Beauregard]

One. He'd left his wives, etc at home. No one specified they were with him on the road....

"Assimulate This!" - Worf

[JaniceFerSure]

One. He'd left his wives, etc at home. No one specified they were with him on the road....

"Assimulate This!" - Worf
2800 were going the other way.


The answer to the riddle is usually said to be one: the person reciting the rhyme was going to St Ives, and everyone else was going the opposite way. Depending on how the question is interpreted, the answer could also be zero: the person travelling to St Ives is not any of "kits, cats, sacks, wives".

Going away from St Ives were: one (1) man, seven (7) wives, seven times seven (49) sacks, seven times seven times seven (343) cats, and seven times seven times seven times seven (2,401) kits, making a total of 8 humans, 49 sacks, and a slightly implausible 2,744 felines; a grand total of 2,800 kits, cats, sacks, and wives (or 2,801 if you include the man).


"The beginning,is a very delicate time..."-Dune

[Beauregard]

Yeah...well....whatever, clever boots..;)

"In the begining the universe was created, this has made a lot of people very angry, and been widely looked upon as a bad move." - Douglas Adams

[TogetherAgain]

Er... yeah, something like that.

Hey. I tell you what is. Big city. Live, work, but! Is not city open? Only peoples. Peoples is peoples. Is buildings... it tomatoes, ehh? Is peoples. Is dancing, is music, is potatoes! So. Peoples is peoples. Okay? - please don't say I have to say where that's from, please oh please oh please

[Beauregard]

Yeah...well....whatever, clever boots..;)



And I say that in with great respect, of course.

:D

"Say cheese!" - gonzo

[D'Snowth]

EDDY: "R-E-S-P-E-E-K! Respect, Double D!"

[JaniceFerSure]

Yeah...well....whatever, clever boots..;)

"In the begining the universe was created, this has made a lot of people very angry, and been widely looked upon as a bad move." - Douglas Adams

Puss...in boots...


"My name is Wayne Campbell,I live in Aurora,Illinois;which is a suburb of Chicago,excellent!"-Wayne's World

[D'Snowth]

These boots are make for walkin'

RADAR: "My guinea pig is missing!"
HAWKEYE: "Oh? Margaret, has anything crawled up your leg in the last few minutes?"
MARGARET: "That animal better not be in here, it'll contaminate everything!"
RADAR: "'Contaminate'? I bathe her everyday, she's cleaner than me!"
B.J.: "What isn't?"

[Skeeter Muppet]

I'll pass on the boots. Bad arches, y'know.

After a blackout has killed the lights in the O.R....
BJ: Colonel, I'd like to complain about the working conditions...
Potter: Quiet, Hunnicutt.
BJ: Wasn't me; somebody who looked like me.
Hawkeye: I don't believe this.
BJ: Anyone for a quick game of Charades?
Potter: Come on already!
The lights come back on.
Hawkeye: Boy, you're some commander!

-Kim

[That Announcer]

Boots? I could never afford boots. I had to walk forty miles to school directly uphill in both directions in my father's slippers with the toes worn out of them... hold on, I'm becoming my own grandpa!

Doc Hopper: Max, find me a bear and a frog in a tan-colored Studebaker.
Max: Gee Doc, all I can see is a bear and a frog in a rainbow-colored Studebaker!

[TogetherAgain]

Oh gosh, I don't know where I'd be without my Harley boots. Actually, I'd still be here, I would just tend to have colder feet when I'm on the back of a motorcycle or, um, pretending to wear dress shoes... what? No one ever notices that I'm wearing motorcycle boots under my dress pants...

Kermit: Great Britain! We're actually in Great Britain!
Fozzie: Oh no! We'll never get to England now!

[That Announcer]

Oh gosh, I don't know where I'd be without my Harley boots. Actually, I'd still be here, I would just tend to have colder feet when I'm on the back of a motorcycle or, um, pretending to wear dress shoes... what? No one ever notices that I'm wearing motorcycle boots under my dress pants...

[/b]

I'll take that as a joke, unless you're serious, but knowing you...

(Animal is beginning to get steamed up.) Floyd: Animal's not gonna make it, man.
Teeth: Yeah, I think he's gonna freak!
Floyd: Well, if he goes I go with him!

[TogetherAgain]

Actually, I was being serious. Mostly for youth group events where we get to hike to services down a nice steep icy hill <shudder>. You try doing that in heels, I dare you! Personally, I'll just wear my boots.

Is there a window open? It smells like air in here. -substitute teacher at religious school.

[That Announcer]

Actually, I was being serious. Mostly for youth group events where we get to hike to services down a nice steep icy hill <shudder>. You try doing that in heels, I dare you! Personally, I'll just wear my boots.



Hey, you won't catch me walkin' anywhere in heels! :D

Personally, I tend to stick to New Balance sneakers. Seem to last a goodly amount of time and they're cheaper than most. My father regularly wears boots, though.

From "Kill Bill Vol. 2":
(The Bride comes walking across the desert, and enters a small diner. She sits down at the counter, ragged, beaten and dusty.)
Bride: May I have a glass of water?

[JaniceFerSure]

I'm walking on sunshine,and don't it feel good!


Peter: 'He slimed me.'
Ray: 'That's great,actual physical contact!'
Peter: 'I feel so funky.'

[luvtosr]

I used to have such a cool pair of steel toe-capped, navy blue docs that I wore with everything dresses, trousers, whatever. One of them had a dent in when I accidentally slammed a car door shut on my foot (don't ask). Fortunately I was uninjured but my poor boots finally wore out after nine years.

I got them cheap too because I couldn't afford the toe-capped ones but I wnated navy blue. The inly navy blue ones they had were toe-capped so the shop guy knocked twenty quid (about $35 USD) off for me.

I'll use my super-sonic-sonar-radar. - Batfink

[MrsPepper]

I have like 3 pairs of sandals but they all are getting holes in them... but I can't get ew ones because I already have alot of sandals.

I had to type the word sandals about 3 times to be able to spell it right!

I said Johnny whatcha doin' tonight, he looked at me with a face full of fright, and I said, "How 'bout a REVOLUTION?!" and he said "Right".
from the song Crazy Game of Poker

[JaniceFerSure]

I've owned a pair of Ugg boots for over 10 years now,ordered them from Australia;now they're the 'in' boot,only took 10 years for me to be fashionable.:smirk:


Shine on you crazy diamond!-Pink Floyd

[Harvey Towers]

Moving on from shoes, how many of you wear slippers?

Sticks and stones won't break my bones; so you can imagine how I feel about being called names!
Emergency Medical Holographic Program, Star Trek: Voyager

[TogetherAgain]

Slippers? Only on rare occasions when I'm awake in the middle of the night AND my feet get cold. I don't really like to wear slippers, socks, shoes, or sandals if I don't have to. I prefer bare feet. Unless of course I'm walking on a lot of sharp rocks or the ground is really hot, or I'm in a public place where shoes are required...


My friend Rachael at a loosely structured Israeli dancing class:
The whole dance is clap clap, turn around, and do something else.

[JaniceFerSure]

No slippers for me,though I do love Dorothy's ruby slippers.:smirk:



Glenda: Aren't you forgetting the ruby slippers?
WWotW: The slippers,yes...*slippers disappear and feet go under house*
WWotW: They're gone,what have you done with them?Give them back to me,or I'll--
Glenda: It's too late,there they are,and there they'll stay.

[D'Snowth]

I have a pair of Elmo house shoes that I've had for years!

From the Arthur...

D.W.: (Lost in the White House) "This government is too complicated, no wonder Daddy's always complaining about it."

[That Announcer]

I have a pair of Elmo house shoes that I've had for years!



Boy, if I ever find out where you live...

I've had a pair of Goofy-head slippers for about two years now. They're beginning to get a little small, though. However, I'm with Lisa in that I do not particularly like to wear socks.

From Richard Jeni:
(with regards to 'A Horse With No Name') You're in a desert. You got nothin' else to do. Name the freaking horse!

[luvtosr]

I had a pair of slippers but I can only find one of them so I took to wearing the fellas and now I've lost one of his. He won't notice until the winter though at which point I will sigh, roll my eyes and tell him he should take better care of his things.

Tom "I'm in distress!"
Linda "Well I'm in THIS dress!"

From 'Gimme, gimme, gimme'

[Skeeter Muppet]

I've got two pair - one for summer and one for winter.

Well, Orochimaru trying to take over Sasuke is kind of like Ansem and Riku or Voldemort and Quirrel, only I don't think Ansem and Voldemort chose their guys 'cause they're pretty.
-Akino Ame, a member of an on-line group of friends of mine known as "The Diaries Guild".

-Kim

[D'Snowth]

Boy, if I ever find out where you live...
Apparently you do know where I live because uh, I told you, and you brought it up during Scenes from a Hat.

DREW CAREY: "Other things you can see from the moon besides The Great Wall of China..."
KATHY GREENWOOD: "...Look! Those are Ryan's shoes!"

[That Announcer]

Apparently you do know where I live because uh, I told you, and you brought it up during Scenes from a Hat.



Little joke...

Billy Bones: The black spot means death! They'll gully me for sure!
Rizzo: Oh, and gullying is bad, right?
Billy Bones: Oh, aye!

[D'Snowth]

Speakin' of jokes, have you heard the one about the chameleon, who walked down the street, and turned into a store? Uh-oh, I've been hanging around Vibs too much.

FOZZIE: "If I'm not funny, I won't be able to live with myself!"
BUNSEN: "Well, you'll have to get another apartment, won't you?"

[That Announcer]

Speaking of comedy, any Billy Connolly fans?

(Jaws comes out of the water, scaring Chief Brody. He backs into Quint's cabin.)
Brody: Um... you're gonna need a bigger boat.

[JaniceFerSure]

Not really of fan of his,I do admire his acting more than his comedy.


Show me the way to go home,
I'm tired and I want to go to bed.
I had a little drink about an hour ago,
and its gone right to my head.

Wherever I may roam,
by land,or sea,or foam.
You can always hear me singing this song,
show me the way to go home.-

Jaws

[That Announcer]

Loved Robert Shaw in Jaws. He acts exactly like my grandfather does! :)

Sam: You there! (to Sweetums) You were in charge of dusting. Thirty lashes, and then you walk the plank.
Kermit: Mr. Arrow, I didn't say that.
Sam: I was anticipating your whim, Sir.

[D'Snowth]

Speaking of Jaws, I once had the Nintendo game. I wish I still had it. In fact, I wish I still had my original Nintendo game system.

DR. VINDALOO: "You are lucky dog! Through my extraordinary power of deduction, I have found the antitode to the Invisibility Stone...Lousy, Stinking Dogfood! (Scoops some with his finger) Mmm, tangy!"

[JaniceFerSure]

I was just watching Robert Shaw,along with Harrison Ford,in Force 10..Also,admire Shaw in The Sting.Twas truly a very good actor.RIP

Floyd: Doyle,I know I gave him four threes!He had to make a switch.We can't let him get away with that.

Doyle:What was I supposed to do-call him for cheating better than me,in front of the others?

-The Sting

[That Announcer]

Yep, you're right. Now Rick Dreyfuss, who was also in Jaws, went on to do one of my all time favorite movies: "Stand By Me". Genius.

Willy Wonka: We have so much time and so little to see... wait a minute. Strike that. Reverse it.

[JaniceFerSure]

Richard Dreyfuss has always been one of my fav. actors: Jaws,The Good-bye Girl,Mr. Holland's Opus,James and the Giant Peach,Close Encounters,Stakeout,American Graffiti,and his early films..tv too: on Bewitched and Gidget...

Hey pretty goldfish,where you going to?
Hey pretty goldfish,let me swim along with you.
Hey pretty goldfish,we could have a whale of a time,
Put your fin in mine.-

Hello Down There

[Skeeter Muppet]

I loved Mr. Holland's Opus. Not because I like Richard Dreyfuss, but because I'm a huge band geek.

From the anals of Get Fuzzy:

Bucky: So I was watching TV today, and there was the most stupidest show on.
Rob: You don't say. Offended you, did it?
Bucky: Yes...yes. "Offended." That's exactly what it did. It said we evolved from monkeys! Well, lemme tell ya something, Bucky Katt don't come from no monkey!
Rob: No. No you didn't. Cats actually come from a tiny, less-developed, rat-like creature.
Bucky: Wha...hu...fe...shu...
Satchel: Ohhh-ho-ho! Burn! Look out! Cat on fire! Uncle Monkey's lookin' pretty good now, eh Ratboy? Ha ha ha!

-Kim

[D'Snowth]

I loved Mr. Holland's Opus. Not because I like Richard Dreyfuss, but because I'm a huge band geek.

From the anals of Get Fuzzy:

Bucky: So I was watching TV today, and there was the most stupidest show on.
Rob: You don't say. Offended you, did it?
Bucky: Yes...yes. "Offended." That's exactly what it did. It said we evolved from monkeys! Well, lemme tell ya something, Bucky Katt don't come from no monkey!
Rob: No. No you didn't. Cats actually come from a tiny, less-developed, rat-like creature.
Bucky: Wha...hu...fe...shu...
Satchel: Ohhh-ho-ho! Burn! Look out! Cat on fire! Uncle Monkey's lookin' pretty good now, eh Ratboy? Ha ha ha!

-Kim
I love Get Fuzzy! I hate Opus though, it's such a nasty and dirty comic.
(From the very first strip...)
POLICEMAN: Is this your cat?
ROB: Yes, what's wrong?
POLICEMAN: He destroyed $40 worth of mechandise!
ROB: WHAT?!
POLICEMAN: He beat the stuffing out of this Tickle-Me-Elmo doll!
ROB: You got in a fight with a TOY?!
BUCKY: He laughed at me!

[That Announcer]

I love Get Fuzzy! I hate Opus though, it's such a nasty and dirty comic.


You've got to be joking, Bloom County (and Opus, its dirtier version) are two of the best comic strips of all time!

Daffy: Let's try that one again. Ask the question.
Bugs: Would you like to shoot me now, or wait till you get home?
Daffy: Shoot him now. Shoot him now.
Bugs: Quit saying that, he does not have to shoot you now!
Daffy: AHA! Hmmm. Pronoun trouble.

[JaniceFerSure]

I have the majority of Bloom County books.I love Opus.I love Calvin & Hobbes too.


Play the sunset.-Mr. Holland's Opus

[D'Snowth]

I love Calvin and Hobbes. I love comics period.

From The Country Bears...
HENRY: Hey Zeb, I was wondering, what ever happened to Tennesee?
ZEB: Saw him a few years ago...he's still the same old basket-case cry-baby.
HENRY: So what's he doing?
ZEB: He's a marriage counselor.
HENRY: (In disbelief) HUH?!

[That Announcer]

I love Calvin and Hobbes. I love comics period.



Well, who doesn't?

Filmore: (holding a talking Barney doll) What is it about Barney the Dinosaur that gets people so riled up? Let's listen and see if we can find out. (presses button)
Barney: Hyuk, hyuk! Hi, kids! Let's sing a song!
Sherman: (shoots a bazooka at Barney) It had to be done.

[D'Snowth]

Hoo doesn't!

DREW: I'm giving each of you five of our new "Wonder Points".
WAYNE: Woo, these points are much more supportive!
DREW: Yeah, they're pushed up, so you look more perky!"

[JaniceFerSure]

It's hard not to love a comic strip about an imaginative boy and his stuffed tiger.Off that subject,I'll be watching Breakfast at Tiffany's dvd this a.m.,anybody like that movie or has been to Tiffany's?



I'm like cat here,we're a couple of no-named slobs;we belong to nobody and nobody belongs to us.-Breakfast at Tiffany's

[That Announcer]

It's hard not to love a comic strip about an imaginative boy and his stuffed tiger.Off that subject,I'll be watching Breakfast at Tiffany's dvd this a.m.,anybody like that movie or has been to Tiffany's?





I've never seen the movie, and I've never been to a Tiffany's, but an old French teacher of mine has a Tiffany lamp.

From the making of Aladdin DVD documentary:
Will Finn: (on recording Gilbert Gottfried) I'd stand there and draw, and listen to him for a while. He would sit there and yammer on at me, and then go, 'Get out. Call security, you're annoying me. Take away his crayon, please!'

[JaniceFerSure]

Alan Reed,who voiced Fred Flintstone had a small part in Breakfast at Tiffany's & there's a cat named Cat,who's real name was Orangey.Plus Chris Kattan's dad makes a cameo as a delivery guy.:D




Grover: Remember this,kids,it is very important.Even if your mommy makes you a super hero costume,do not attempt to do any of these things;especially flying,because you cannot do it.You do not have super powers;because there is only one Super Grover & that is me.

-The Adventures of Super Grover

[That Announcer]

Yeesh, Chris Kattan! He did that mind-numbingly stupid "Corky Romano" movie, didn't he?

Ed Sullivan, introducing the Supremes:
Ed: Now, singing the number one record in the country, "The Happening"... the girls here!

[D'Snowth]

Corky huh? I prefer Porky (Pig and Little Rascal) all the way.

From Arthur...
BINKY: "In case you don't know who you're messin' with, the name's Binky Barnes! That B-I-N...uh...K-Y-Barnes!"

[JaniceFerSure]

Yeesh, Chris Kattan! He did that mind-numbingly stupid "Corky Romano" movie, didn't he?

Yep,never watched it.I've only watched him on SNL and Night at the Roxbury,which has one of the best dance soundtracks.

No,you cannot have the Mango!-SNL

[That Announcer]

SNL. It sucks now, but from the tapes I've seen, it used to rule. The "land-shark" bit is a running gag in my family.

From an Eddie-Piscopo sketch:
Frank Sinatra: Stevie, I think 'ebony and ivory' might be a little too artsy for the general public. So I was thinking, how about something like 'chocolate and vanilla' or, 'Life is an Eskimo Pie, why don't we take a bite?'
Stevie Wonder: Well Frank, I'm afraid that might be offensive to some people.
Frank: Hey, what do the Eskimos know, they don't buy records!

[JaniceFerSure]

I do agree SNL hasn't been up to par in quite a long time.I'm usually asleep by then.Very few SNL actors have done well in films.:rolleyes: I do miss watching The Little Rascals,lots of good memories with them.

[That Announcer]

I do agree SNL hasn't been up to par in quite a long time.I'm usually asleep by then.Very few SNL actors have done well in films.:rolleyes: I do miss watching The Little Rascals,lots of good memories with them.

Eddie Murphy does a great Buckwheat, too! "Hi, I'm Buh-weet. Amember me?"

Jeffrey Tambor: (twisting Gonzo's nose) Amazing. How do you smell?
Rizzo: Awful. Trust me, I'm his roommate.

[JaniceFerSure]

Eddie was great in Beverly Hills Cop,my first rated 'R' flick.


Axel Foley: "Look,man,I ain't fallin' for no banana in my tailpipe!"

-Beverly Hills Cop

[That Announcer]

I think my first R movie was "Stand By Me", and it could well be my favorite R movie to this day. Except every once in a while, "El Mariachi" gets to me.

Gordy: Shut up.
Teddy, Vern, Chris: I don't shut up, I throw up. And when I look at you, I throw up!

[Ziffel]

Ah yeah Beverly Hills Cop. I saw that movie in a Flroida theater in the summer of 1985. We were on one of our vacations to Florida that included visiting my grandmother and going to Disney World. I saw this movie by myself because everyone else wanted to see "Cocoon" (except my brother, but he was only 13). Great movie with a good soundtrack and funny lines, like the banana in a tail pipe you mentioned.

La La La La La La La La La La La La I am not listening to Jeffrey, but he is still talking to me!

- Beverly Hills Cop

[Ziffel]

I think my first R movie was "Stand By Me", and it could well be my favorite R movie to this day. Except every once in a while, "El Mariachi" gets to me.

Gordy: Shut up.
Teddy, Vern, Chris: I don't shut up, I throw up. And when I look at you, I throw up!

I believe the quote is, "I don't shut up, I grow up. And when I look at you, I throw up!" Probably just an oversight, there. :)
I loved "Stand By Me" too. I remember thinking it was the best movie of 1986. And it's still my favorite Rob Reiner movie ("Misery" is a close second).
And interesting that both of those were adaptations from Stephen King.

"You boys stop a-teasing that dawg! You hear me? Stop it right now!"

[That Announcer]

I believe the quote is, "I don't shut up, I grow up. And when I look at you, I throw up!" Probably just an oversight, there. :)


Hmmm, I never noticed that. I guess I'll have to watch the movie later and find out. :) Actually, that'll be a good kick-off to my Year at the Movies, as I decided not to watch "The Terminal" today. I figure I'll watch it with my dad tomorrow.

Gordy: (holding gun) Hey, is this thing loaded?
Chris: Naw, you don't think I'd be that stupid, do ya? (Gordy cocks the gun, and pulls the trigger. The gun fires.)
Both: JESUS!

[Ziffel]

And I thought it'd be fun to watch it again myself so that's what I just did. :)
The train scene and the scene where Chris tells Gordie what really happened regarding the stolen milk money remain my favorite scenes of the movie.
And this movie also had a great 50's soundtrack (Lollipop,Great Balls of Fire, Get a Job,Yakkity Yak, and, of course, Stand By Me). I bought a cassette tape of the soundtrack back at the time.

Teddy: Did your mother ever have any kids that lived?
Vern: What do you mean?

[That Announcer]

And I thought it'd be fun to watch it again myself so that's what I just did. :)
The train scene and the scene where Chris tells Gordie what really happened regarding the stolen milk money remain my favorite scenes of the movie.



Actually, I'm just about to watch it myself. I guess I'll make a bit of a concession in that my first movie of the Year will run into the second day. But who cares, it's a movie. My favorite scenes are the train dodge (of course), the leeches, the milk money and the Lard-*** "Tri County Pie Eat" scenes. God, I love that movie.

Teddy: You call my father a loony one more time, and I'll beat the crap out of you.
Milo: Loony, loony, loony...

[Ziffel]

Yeah the leeches was probably my third fave scene. Especially when they say, "It's not very deep. We can walk across. Whoaaaaaaaa! *splash*! "

Enjoy the movie again, TA. It is indeed a great one (and visually fun to look at, too. In fact, the photography of the train sequence further added to the appeal. :) ).

Vern: Do you think Mighty Mouse could beat up Superman?
Teddy: What, are you cracked?
Vern: Why not? I saw the other day he was carrying five elephants in one hand.
Teddy: He's a cartoon. A cartoon cannot beat up a real human.
Vern: Oh yeah. Well it would be a good fight, though.

[JaniceFerSure]

Who would've thunk Rob Reiner would become such a great actor & director,starting out on All in the Family & other small cameos.I love When Harry Met Sally & This is Spinal Tap,Misery,Sleepless in Seattle,Princess Bride,Ghosts of Mississippi,A Few Good Men.



Sam: What is 'tiramisu'?
Jay: You'll find out.
-Sleepless in Seattle

[Ziffel]

Yeah Rob Reiner, like Ron Howard, has done a very good job with his movies. He's certainly no Meathead when it comes to directing. :)
The Princess Bride would be my third fave of his (after Stand By Me and Misery). But the best single line has to come from "When Harry Met Sally":

"I'll have what she's having."

[JaniceFerSure]

I'll have what she's having,delivered by Reiner's mom,lol.Also,there's a young Keifer Sutherland and Jerry O' Connell in Stand by Me...



Harry: I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out.I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich.I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts.I love that after I spend the day with you,I can still smell your perfume on my clothes.And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night.And it's not because I'm lonely,and it's not because it's New Year's Eve.I came here tonight,because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody,you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.

Sally: See,that is just like you Harry,you say those things and you make it impossible for me to hate you! And I hate you Harry,I really hate you.

-When Harry Met Sally...

[D'Snowth]

This thread has been dead for a little while now, so here I am to revive it!

KATHY GREENWOOD: "My biggest turn-on's are humanity...integrity...TV..."

[JaniceFerSure]

Glad someone gave this thread CPR,or ITR=Immediate Thread Revival.


Domo arigato,Mr. Roboto,domo.-Styx,Kilroy Was Here

[D'Snowth]

Ha! I remember when Pinochio sang that on Far Far Away Idol! It was hilarious! No, no CPR was used during the revival of this thread...but yes, a small dose of ITR was used. And now...more words of wisdom from Kathy Greenwood...

KATHY: "Things I don't like, y'know like...worms...wars...''

[That Announcer]

ITR, wot's that?

From the Paul Williams episode of TMS:
Kermit: Now, we're not going to make any cracks at Paul's size... but we are making him an honorary Muppet.

[D'Snowth]

ITR, wot's that?
Immediate Thread Revival, TA. Immediate Thread Revival.

DREW: Welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway, the show where everything's made up, and the points don't matter. That's right, the points are just like Canadian history books!
KATHY AND COLIN: (Sarcastically) Ha-ha-ha!

[That Announcer]

Immediate Thread Revival, TA. Immediate Thread Revival.



Reminds me of the defibrillator scene in the Mr. Bean movie. Anyone else like him?

From "Aladdin":
Iago: Jafar, we gotta go! We gotta get packing! I'll get the bag, let's get going! We got to take the swords, the knives, the weapons, oh, and how about this picture? I think I'm making a funny face in it...

[JaniceFerSure]

Reminds me of the defibrillator scene in the Mr. Bean movie. Anyone else like him?


I like the actor playing him,Rowan Atkinson.Twas very good in Four Weddings and a Funeral.


Father Gerald: In the name of the Father,the son,and the holy spigot.-Four Weddings and a Funeral

[DanDanStrawberry]

I love Rowan Atkinson, he's especially good in Johnny English. Anyone else like that film?


"There are some people who are scared to say what they want. These are the people who never get what they want" -Madonna

[That Announcer]

I love Rowan Atkinson, he's especially good in Johnny English. Anyone else like that film?




Of course, I love that one!

Mr. Salt: Veruca, angel, I've already got them working all their shifts opening chocolate bars.
Veruca: Make 'em work nights!

[D'Snowth]

Speaking of English...is it true that it rains EVERYDAY in England?

DREW: "Okay next...Horror Movie..."
RYAN: "You mean you two aren't married?!"
COLIN: "Well, ugh, no..."
RYAN: (To Kathy) "You w****!"
COLIN: "No, no, HORROR, HORROR!
RYAN: (Embarrassed) "Oh...I'm sorry...sorry!"
DREW: "1000 points to Ryan, for using the word...on national television."

[Gonzo14]

Colin Mochrie on Who's Line is it Anyway?

"Give me Liberty, or a Bran Muffin"

[D'Snowth]

More words of wisdom from Colin Mochrie...

"Finally, after all the years of melon head jokes, I make ONE nose joke and, 'ohhhhhh'!"

[DanDanStrawberry]

Speaking of English...is it true that it rains EVERYDAY in England?It has been this summer, but it doesn't literally rain everyday [usually].

Will Young: Annabel, get the shot-gun

[Skeeter Muppet]

It has been this summer, but it doesn't literally rain everyday [usually].

You're lucky. I don't think Illinois (the northern part of it, at least) has gotten close to 5 inches this summer.

And now, more words of wisdom from our good friend Colin Mochrie:
But when you kill someone by chopping off their head, rolling them up in a carpet and burning it, you'd better make sure they're dead. - from 'Film Noir - Gas Station'.

-Kim

[JaniceFerSure]

Bumbershoots must be all agog in England.I've been watching an Andre Rieu concert on the tv,does anyone here like classical/opera music?



Ronny: Meet me at The Met.
Loretta: Where's the Met?

-Moonstruck

[That Announcer]

Handel's not half bad, and "Amadeus" is a great movie. And of course I like "Phantom of the Opera" quite a bit. Other than that, though...

Lumiere: Sir, I was just thinking that ze girl will be here for quite some time. Wouldn't it be nice to give her a better room?
(Beast roars, and Lumiere's wicks blow out.)
Lumiere: Then again, maybe not.

[DanDanStrawberry]

I love Phantom, it's beautiful. It was amazing on the stage

Alanis, you have 10,000 spoons; what could you possibly use a knife for? Oh yeah, knifing the guy who gave you all of these forsaken spoons!!

[JaniceFerSure]

I love Amadeus,though twas quite disappointed that Thomas Hulce didn't win the Oscar,glad F. Murray Abraham did.Milos Forman is a great director.Loved La Boheme in Moonstruck & La Triviata from Pretty Woman.A great video I have,on many opera arias,is called Opera Imaginare.


That was Mozart,Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart.-Amadeus

[Gonzo14]

Peter from Family Guy

"I don't want to lie to Lois, but it's the best way to keep her from knowing the truth"

[JaniceFerSure]

Peter Pan,Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater,Peter Piper..


Wendy: So, Peter,you've become a pirate.-Hook

[D'Snowth]

Howmuchwoodcouldawook-chuckchuckifawood-chuckcouldchuckwood!

COLIN: (During a questions-only game) "Do you have a reservation?"
KATHY: "What did you do with my husband?"
COLIN: "Wouldn't you like to know?"
KATHY: "Why don't just me where he is so we can leave?"
COLIN: "Don't you know has the kind of brain I need to conduct my experiments?"
KATHY: "What kind of place is this?"
COLIN: "Can I tell you 'it's not Disneyland'?"
KATHY: "...................that's all I needed to know."

[JaniceFerSure]

Shesellsseashellsbytheseashore...


My name's Alicia,what's your name?-The Lonely(Twilight Zone)

[That Announcer]

Uh, tung's tiisted! :)

Lieutenant Dan: Why's your lip like that?
Bubba: I was born with big gums, Sir.
Lieutenant Dan: Better tuck that in, boy. You'll get that caught on a trip wire.

[JaniceFerSure]

Twilight Zone or Outer Limits...which would you rather be stuck in?

(btw,I thought about Bubba today at work,lol.No fooling.Bubba-I wanna go home.)


Jeff Spicoli: Aloha,Mr. Hand.
Mr. Hand: Aloha,Spicoli.

-Fast Times at Ridgemont High

[That Announcer]

Me? I'd rather be stuck in the Phoenix Foundation from MacGyver than either one of those! :)

Gonzo: Twiggy, would you read us a bedtime story?
Twiggy: Sure, what would you like to hear?
Gonzo: Well, Muppy here likes the poems of A.A. Milne. Do you know any?
Twiggy: KNOW one? I've REHEARSED one!

[JaniceFerSure]

Yawning is contagious...


Peter: Mike,do you know Golden Greecian goblets guarantee graves?

Mike: No,hum a few bars of it.

Peter: Micky,Golden Greecian goblets guarantee graves.

Micky: That's good.Try this one,rubber baby buggy bumpers.

-The Monkees,Everywhere a Sheikh Sheikh

[That Announcer]

The Mythbusters examined that myth on their show one episode. Do you watch that show?

Computer: Welcome. I am DJ-61. What is your name?
Peter: What?
Computer: Thank you, Mr. What, and your first name?
Peter: Look, it's not "What".
Computer: Mr. Not What What. Thank you.
Monkees, "Monkee Vs. Machine" (my second-favorite episode of the series)