Muppets Big Brother

[Fozzie Bear]

Muppet Big Brother -- Hosted by HPDJ.

Just like the old Survivor threads, we put a group of Muppets in a "house" and we vote off each one every week. It is a roleplay thread from Saturdays-Thursdays but Friday is eviction night! The games master of the thread or the administrators give the Muppets a task every day and other users make up what happens to that Muppet in the task. FOR EXAMPLE-

Housemates-
Animal
Grover
Kermit
Rizzo
Gladys
Janice
Piggy
Annie Sue.

Quote:
Originally Posted by games master
Todays task: Drumming!
Quote:
Originally Posted by random user
Animal-a great job, scored 10/10 and hit at all the right times e.c.t.
Quote:
Originally Posted by random user 2
Piggy-a shambles! Didn't hit the drum once, broke seven nails and knocked Grover out!
Quote:
Originally Posted by random user 3
Grover-unable to complete task. Knocked out by Piggy

One Muppet is evicted each week and there are 3 muppets left for the grand finale. It is a roleplay/voting game!
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RULES ADDENDUM:
Kermit-HPDJ
Fozzie
Gonzo
Pepe
Rizzo the Rat
Sam the Eagle
Rowlf
Miss Piggy
Janice
Wanda
Annie-Sue
Fozzie's Mother
Yolande Rat

Each of the users plays a different character. There is a task each week that the Muppets must complete. That is announced on a Tuesday or Wednesday. Big Brother/Narrator (HPDJ) invents those challenges. The results of the task (pass or fail) are announced on Friday. Friday is eviction night. The 3 users up for eviction will be announced at the start of the week. People who play in the roleplay and readers who are not involved can PM their votes for who they want to win to HPDJ or Fozzie Bear, if you don't mind. It lasts until there are 4 users left in the house. That is the final. There is a diary room where users can ask Big Brother questions. EVICTIONS MUST NOT BE DISCUSSED OR THERE WILL BE A PUNISHMENT.
Rooms:
-Dining Room
-Diary Room
-Garden
-Hot Tub (for the old romantics)
-Bedroom
-Sitting Room
-Kitchen

[HPDJ]

I'll play Kermit and the NARRATOR!

[Beauregard]

I thought each of us played everyone.

[Fozzie Bear]

HPDJ, you may want to extend on your rules a bit. PM me with DETAILED rules for the game so that it's easily understood, and I'll put that into the first post of the thread.

[Kimp the Shrimp]

i'm grovetr

[That Announcer]

I'll be Janice.

EDIT: To match my avatar, I'll be Sam the Eagle instead.

[redBoobergurl]

I'd like to play, are we choosing from the list in the first post or can we pick anyone?

[BEAR]

I was gonna be Bear from the Big Blue House but I am trying to find an avator of him to use. Anyone know how I can get one?

[Daffyfan2003]

Alright, I'm in. I guess I'll have to change my character though since Kermit has already been taken.

[That Announcer]

I was gonna be Bear from the Big Blue House but I am trying to find an avator of him to use. Anyone know how I can get one?

I can send you one. PM me your Email address, Bear.

[Kimp the Shrimp]

I was gonna be Bear from the Big Blue House but I am trying to find an avator of him to use. Anyone know how I can get one?


http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B00004WK2N.01.THUMBZZZ.jpg



http://disneyvideos.disney.go.com/assets/img_thumbnail/BearStorytellingThumbnail.jpg



paste either one of these in

[BEAR]

Wow! Thanks, TA and Kimp, for help in getting a new Bear avator. I feel so much better now. Now I can officially sniff the computer screen and say you smell likw fresh pine and ask if you have all been out camping. HAHA!

[Beauregard]

Ok. I'm going to be Fozzie's Mother if no one minds.

[BEAR]

Wow! Thanks, TA and Kimp, for help in getting a new Bear avator. I feel so much better now. Now I can officially sniff the computer screen and say you smell likw fresh pine and ask if you have all been out camping. HAHA!

[Beauregard]

Wow! Thanks, TA and Kimp, for help in getting a new Bear avator. I feel so much better now. Now I can officially sniff the computer screen and say you smell likw fresh pine and ask if you have all been out camping. HAHA!
*cough*

It's like Da'ja'voi

[theprawncracker]

I'll be Gonzo to match my avatar.

[Kimp the Shrimp]

double thanks that brightens the day

[redBoobergurl]

Well, I think I'll be Rowlf again, since I'm too lazy to change my avatar.

[G-MAN]

Well, since Gonzo has once agian been taken, I'll be Rizzo again.

[Emosewa]

Oh, I know you guys like us to have avatars of the characters, though I would really like to join (without losing my lovely one) anychance I can be a generic penguin without changing? :zany:

[theprawncracker]

Well, since Gonzo has once agian been taken, I'll be Rizzo again.
Sorry G-MAN, we both share an unsurpassed love for old buzzard beak...:concern:

[Beauregard]

Oh, I know you guys like us to have avatars of the characters, though I would really like to join (without losing my lovely one) anychance I can be a generic penguin without changing? :zany:
Since this is not so much a role-play-role-play, as a game where we play roles. I think it's fine for you to be a charcter that isn't your avatar, just write teh charcter's name before you type.

However, I think you have to choose a charcter from the list at the begining of the thread.

[Kimp the Shrimp]

when we getting started

[HPDJ]

You can ONLY play characters from THE FOLLOWING LIST!

Kermit-HPDJ
Fozzie-
Gonzo-theprawncracker
Pepe-
Rizzo the Rat-G-MAN
Sam the Eagle-That Announcer
Rowlf-redboobergirl
Miss Piggy-
Janice-
Wanda-
Annie-Sue-
Fozzie's Mother-Beauregard
Yolande Rat-

[HPDJ]

Some links to what the house looks like-
Diary Room (http://www.big-brother-quiz.co.uk/images/diary-room_02_lrg.jpg)
Kitchen (http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40191000/jpg/_40191065_bro5_kitchen.jpg)
Hot tub (http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40191000/jpg/_40191069_bro5_outsidebath.jpg)
Entrance (http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40191000/jpg/_40191057_bro5_security.jpg)
Bedroom (http://www.bbinsider.co.uk/images/house/bedroom_sm.jpg)
Sitting Room (http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/images/celebrity-big-brother-1seating.jpg)
Garden (http://www.2003bigbrother.co.uk/garden.jpg)
Dining room and kitchen (http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40191000/jpg/_40191063_bro5_dining.jpg)

[Kimp the Shrimp]

You can ONLY play characters from THE FOLLOWING LIST!

Kermit-HPDJ
Fozzie-
Gonzo-theprawncracker
Pepe-
Rizzo the Rat-G-MAN
Sam the Eagle-That Announcer
Rowlf-redboobergirl
Miss Piggy-
Janice-
Wanda-
Annie-Sue-
Fozzie's Mother-Beauregard
Yolande Rat-


fine i'll be fozzie

[BEAR]

You can ONLY play characters from THE FOLLOWING LIST!

Kermit-HPDJ
Fozzie-
Gonzo-theprawncracker
Pepe-
Rizzo the Rat-G-MAN
Sam the Eagle-That Announcer
Rowlf-redboobergirl
Miss Piggy-
Janice-
Wanda-
Annie-Sue-
Fozzie's Mother-Beauregard
Yolande Rat-

Wow...how did I miss that? It's good to know. Anyway...I guess I will pass on this game then. Only because I don't wanna have to play the women. No problem. Have fun guys. :)

[HPDJ]

Kermit-HPDJ
Fozzie-Kimp the Shrimp
Gonzo-theprawncracker
Pepe-
Rizzo the Rat-G-MAN
Sam the Eagle-That Announcer
Rowlf-redboobergirl
Miss Piggy-
Janice-
Wanda-
Annie-Sue-
Fozzie's Mother-Beauregard
Yolande Rat-

WE REALLY NEED THE FEMALE PARTS TO BE FILLED!

[DanDanStrawberry]

Right, after much deliberation I am going to play....Janice. No offence, HPDJ, but I think trying to make an even number of boys and girls wasn't a good idea.

[BEAR]

Okay okay okay okay okay!!! Stop badgering me!!! I'll do it. :attitude: I really prefer not to change my avator though if that is okay.

I need to choose between Pepe and Piggy and I can't.

[Kimp the Shrimp]

Okay okay okay okay okay!!! Stop badgering me!!! I'll do it. :attitude: I really prefer not to change my avator though if that is okay.

I need to choose between Pepe and Piggy and I can't.


i'd say be piggy

[That Announcer]

I'd say be Pepe, Bryan! Piggy... well, I never really liked her all that much.

:mad: "WHAT? You do not adore moi? Well, I might have to SYFFITF!"

(me) "What does that mean?"

:mad: "STOMP YER FROGGY FACE INTO THE FLOOR!"

(me) ":gulp:..."

[Daffyfan2003]

Would a guy be allowed to play Piggy? I might consider playing her or Pepe, whichever Bryan doesn't chose.

[Kimp the Shrimp]

we need guys to be girls

[Beauregard]

Otherwise our game vil never get undervay!!!

Vhy am I seaking vike vis? Voes anyvone know?

[Kimp the Shrimp]

too much chaos

[BEAR]

Okay...after much discussion with myself, I have decided to be Pepe. It was a tough choice but I would like to try him.

[G-MAN]

It's ok Prawncracker, I was only joking around, I like Rizzo just as much

[theprawncracker]

It's ok Prawncracker, I was only joking around, I like Rizzo just as much
Good, I was joking to!:halo:

[Kimp the Shrimp]

Okay...after much discussion with myself, I have decided to be Pepe. It was a tough choice but I would like to try him.

so i guess Daffyfan2003 is PIGGY

[Beauregard]

HPDJ, Does every space have to be filled before we play? I don't think we'll find people willing to play Annie Sue, Wanda, or Yolanda. Sorry, but you won't. We could just leave them out...

__

Interprited:

M.E.O.W. Mewo everymew purrfect me purrlay? Hiss, meow find mewmeowp meowing to purr Annie Mue, Wewowa or Meowlonda. Spit, scratch, *cough*. Meow? Meaow....

[Kimp the Shrimp]

we should change females to red zoe and apple instead

[Daffyfan2003]

so i guess Daffyfan2003 is PIGGY

Okay, I'll try to find an avatar. But I might need some help with that. I checked out the Muppet avatar webpage and I was having some trouble there.

[Kimp the Shrimp]

Okay, I'll try to find an avatar. But I might need some help with that. I checked out the Muppet avatar webpage and I was having some trouble there.


http://www.cosmicgroup.it/img_sml/SDW0007.jpg


http://icons4.iconator.com/506/ICONATOR_93c8f4453f94dd424572bc8528d83594.gif

http://aero-comlab.stanford.edu/cardinal/images/piggy.gif

http://images60.affili.net/341/744341_1.jpg

[HPDJ]

Kermit-HPDJ
Fozzie-Kimp the Shrimp
Gonzo-theprawncracker
Pepe-BEAR
Rizzo the Rat-G-MAN
Sam the Eagle-That Announcer
Rowlf-redboobergirl
Miss Piggy-Daffyfan2003
Janice-tutterthemouse
Fozzie's Mother-Beauregard

BIG BROTHER IS STARTING!

[HPDJ]

Hello and welcome to Big Brother! I am Big Brother. Before we meet the housemates, lets have a reminder of the rules. There is a task each week that the Muppets must complete. That is announced on a Tuesday or Wednesday. Big Brother/Narrator (HPDJ) invents those challenges. The results of the task (pass or fail) are announced on Friday. Friday is eviction night. The 3 users up for eviction will be announced at the start of the week. People who play in the roleplay and readers who are not involved can PM their votes for who they want to win to HPDJ. It lasts until there are 4 users left in the house. That is the final. There is a diary room where users can ask Big Brother questions. EVICTIONS MUST NOT BE DISCUSSED OR THERE WILL BE A PUNISHMENT.
Rooms:
-Dining Room
-Diary Room
-Garden
-Hot Tub (for the old romantics)
-Bedroom
-Sitting Room
-Kitchen
Some links to what the house looks like-
Diary Room (http://www.big-brother-quiz.co.uk/images/diary-room_02_lrg.jpg)
Kitchen (http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40191000/jpg/_40191065_bro5_kitchen.jpg)
Hot tub (http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40191000/jpg/_40191069_bro5_outsidebath.jpg)
Entrance (http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40191000/jpg/_40191057_bro5_security.jpg)
Bedroom (http://www.bbinsider.co.uk/images/house/bedroom_sm.jpg)
Sitting Room (http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/images/celebrity-big-brother-1seating.jpg)
Garden (http://www.2003bigbrother.co.uk/garden.jpg)
Dining room and kitchen (http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40191000/jpg/_40191063_bro5_dining.jpg)

BIG BROTHER HAS SPOKEN!

[HPDJ]

(Kermit enters the house)

:): Hmmm...how very...er...nice.

[Beauregard]

Emmily Bear -

*comes outta the kitchen*

Why hi there my young lixzard friend, I got here arly and I've been trying out the old cooker gadget. Rather fancy...but not up to the work my old range copes with. Missing my farmhouse already.

*little smile*

Anyway, this place sure is big. I'm wondering when the others will get here. There's no place a home, except a home away from home.

Um...yeah...

HEy, that reminds me. What did the big house say to the little house?

[HPDJ]

:):I don't know, what did the big house say to the little house???

[HPDJ]

This is Big Brother. Can all the contestants go to the sitting room and wait for your fellow contestants.

[Beauregard]

I don't know Lizard, what did the big house say to teh little...oh! Let's just strole thorough to the other room, hey.

Yo, yo. This sure is cosy!

[Kimp the Shrimp]

FOZZIE You whats up my green homie and we have a janitor SWEET

* TAKES OF SHADES *

my boys call me the FOZ...... WHERE ARE ALL THE HOT HONEYS

* Just then Fozzies Ma walks out *

Yo Ma What you doin' Here

* Fozzie goes and hugs his MA*

I Hope we are on the same team i won't to win the food challage w/ you

[Beauregard]

Oh, Fozzie baby that is so sweet of you.

*wipes eyes*

Now does anyone have any ideas of wht to get on with whie we are waiting, or shall I get out a game of scrabble?

[DanDanStrawberry]

Oh, Scrabble. That is soooo much fun. But, like, I shouldn't think Big Brotherr would let us have Scrabble, in case we spelled out our nomos....or whatever. Gosh, it's hot in here. I'm so glad I fergot my sweaterr.

[redBoobergurl]

Hmm, this is a pretty nice place all right. Anyone see a piano anywhere? I hope I get to work on some tunes. Oh well, guess I'll head to the sitting room and see who else is here.

[That Announcer]

( :attitude: enters)

Hmmph. "Big Brother." This conjures up visions of an Orwellian lifestyle! This is just so... un-American. Why, our founding fathers would NEVER have allowed for this! I must put an end to this.

(attempts to walk out)

The doors are locked! I'm stuck! This is... not good. Not good at ALL!

[BEAR]

(Pepe enters wearing shades and a bermuda shirt with straw hat...)

Oooh Timptacion Island!!! I am going to get me some honeys. I have been waiting my whole llliiife for this, okay. Where is the room?....ummm...I am lost.

[HPDJ]

:): We sure have a large crowd...

[Daffyfan2003]

(Out of character: I'm glad I'm not the only one who doesn't have an avatar of my character. Lol.)

:mad: Hello, everybody. Kissy kissy. Your star is here. *looks around* Hey, this isn't the set of American Idol. I am in the wrong place! Somebody owes me an explanation!

[BEAR]

(Out of character: I'm glad I'm not the only one who doesn't have an avatar of my character. Lol.)

:mad: Hello, everybody. Kissy kissy. Your star is here. *looks around* Hey, this isn't the set of American Idol. I am in the wrong place! Somebody owes me an explanation!

:rolleyes: Zat es because it is Timptacion Island, okaay. (looks Piggy up and down) Ummm...jou might have trroubles.

[Kimp the Shrimp]

:o so when do we pick rooms i'd love to get with the pig

[That Announcer]

Yes! Picking rooms. I would like a secluded one, somewhere in the back, especially where I can go away from that bear WEIRDO!

(pulls American flag from pocket)
GO-OD BLESS AMERICA!

[BEAR]

:rolleyes: (comes into room) where are womens? where are womens? So when do we get started? Hey, no palm trees? *huff* *huff* what is going on!!?? (falls over)

[BEAR]

:o so when do we pick rooms i'd love to get with the pig

:rolleyes: (Pops back up and looks into camera) and what hhepened to de bear? He talks like a da farreesh prence of Bel-air, okay.

[HPDJ]

This is Big Brother. There is one bedroom with 10 beds in it. If there are any problems, please visit the diary room.

[BEAR]

This is Big Brother. There is one bedroom with 10 beds in it. If there are any problems, please visit the diary room.


:rolleyes: Big Brother? Oh...shame.

[HPDJ]

This is Big Brother. Housemates up for eviction will be announced tommorrow. Can all housemates PM the name of the user that they want to put up for nomination to HPDJ. The actual list of Housemates up for nomination is out tommorow. Housemates and readers can then vote again for who they would like to see out of Big Brother. Those results will be released on Friday and the person with the most votes will be evicted.

[HPDJ]

:): I'd better go to the diary room and tell Big Brother who I want to nominate...

[Kimp the Shrimp]

so must i

[Daffyfan2003]

:o so when do we pick rooms i'd love to get with the pig

In your dreams, rug-face! In fact, I was just about to leave. Moi is on the wrong show. A star of my talents deserves better than reality TV.

[HPDJ]

:): Piggy! We've only just started. You have to go to the diary room and nominate a user for eviction. (PM HPDJ)

[Kimp the Shrimp]

FOZZIE: yo toots you deserve nuthin' whats the last movie you were in ......... a biker chick , a fairy a TV MOVIE HAH HAH who do you think you are Da'Brat in that show on VH1

* Looks around at all the Muppets*

your a has been like the rest of us ,an't that right ma

[HPDJ]

:): I'm going to the hot tub!

[Kimp the Shrimp]

yo piggy i'd love to see you slide in to a two peace ok doolface

* heads out to the hottub*

[HPDJ]

:): Fozzie, Piggy is my wife...unfortunately!

[Kimp the Shrimp]

so........ green stuff she must not be happy

[HPDJ]

:): Fozzie! What is wrong with you? Why are you playing up to the cameras! HMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Runs to diary room) Big Brother, I'm having some problems with Fozzie! I can't believe he's hitting on Piggy! I want him out!

You can nominate Fozzie for eviction

:): I think I'll just do that!

[Kimp the Shrimp]

Fozzie and piggy are making out in the spa........

well lil kermie is in the camara room spilling out his guts

[HPDJ]

:): Piggy! Fozzie! I can't believe this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How could you! (Runs off to cry in bedroom)

[That Announcer]

Harrumph. That frog is acting awfully strange today. Perhaps it's that bear.

Hey! You there! Yes, you- you little shrimp, or whatever it is you are! Go talk to that frog!

[Beauregard]

*Ma walks into the spa room and sees Fozzie chtting up Piggy*

Why, Fozzie. You should be ashamed of yourself! Go stright to your room young man, or, I don't know what I will do.

*heads to diary room*

Big Brother, I am confused. When do will the eviction take place, Big Brother person?

[That Announcer]

Well! SOME-one's finally going to put a STOP to this nonsense! Hmmmph... his mother, no less! Em-i-ly Bear! I wonder if she's a good cook...

[Beauregard]

Ma Bear

Hi there little fellow *not sure who you are playing, put a notice at the begining of your posts, please people*

I sure am a good cook, I won an award. For the blackest black pudding in the west.I wonder what my brother...or, big brother, or big daddy or whoever he be may have put in there in way of supplies.

[DanDanStrawberry]

Like, oh my gosh, Mrs. Bear. I don't think the supplies will be very impressive. But I toterrly can't wait till our task!

[Daffyfan2003]

:): Fozzie! What is wrong with you? Why are you playing up to the cameras! HMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Runs to diary room) Big Brother, I'm having some problems with Fozzie! I can't believe he's hitting on Piggy! I want him out!

You can nominate Fozzie for eviction

:): I think I'll just do that!

:mad: Hmmm. Perhaps my Kermie does care for me. Did you see how jealous he looked when Fozzie was coming on to me. Maybe I will stay awhile. My froggie may need me.

[redBoobergurl]

Rowlf: Boy, I take a nap and all of sudden everything is happening! The bear is making out with the pig, the frog is freaking out...geeze, what dimension did we enter? Oh well. Guess I'll go make my nomination for eviction.

[BEAR]

:rolleyes: Whaaat? Talk to the frog? Yeees, it es always up to Pepe to save the day, okay! (goes and finds Kermit) Froggy, man, como estas?

[That Announcer]

:attitude: I wonder, can you make apple pie?

I feel so out of place here. You- you there! The tall lanky one with the guitar! Did you realize that underneath your clothes, you are walking around completely NAKED? This disgusts me! To think I'll be in a bedroom with the likes of YOU!

[G-MAN]

Rizzo: (Enters from hole in the wall outside, by the way this is my entrance) Finally the guests are here, now lets see who I can pal up to then betray!!! Hehe!

[Beauregard]

Ma Bear

Apple Pie, why yes sir, I surely can. *digs into supplies, and discovers no cinemon).

Why, no, sir I surely cannot withoiut cinemon to sprinkle on the topping.

[theprawncracker]

Gonzo: Sorry I'm late, I had to pack my exploding socks! Well, time to go to the diary room and evict some one! Whaa, ha, ha!!!

[Kimp the Shrimp]

Fozzie yo ma you can't talk to me like that in front of the guys

[Kimp the Shrimp]

Gonzo: Sorry I'm late, I had to pack my exploding socks! Well, time to go to the diary room and evict some one! Whaa, ha, ha!!!



how are you doing gonzo you ready to have some fun in da house

[Beauregard]

Fozzie yo ma you can't talk to me like that in front of the guys
Ma

I certainly can, and will young fozzie, if you don't be starting to behave yourself. Now, go wash up for your supper.

[Kimp the Shrimp]

Out Of Charcter( Is Someone Getting Voted Out Tomarroow)

[theprawncracker]

how are you doing gonzo you ready to have some fun in da house
:concern::You bet I am! This is gonna be awesome! Do we have a barbecue here? I brought my tap shoes...

[DanDanStrawberry]

Like, oh my gosh, we can't have a BB-cue; killing animals is wrong, man! I even wrote this song....

"Meat meat....don't eat!!" That took all the power of my brain.....

[Beauregard]

Ma Bear

*slaps ol' janice on the back*
How true that is, deary. I mean, when I ws a girl we...*enters a long conversation about when she was a girl*

[Kimp the Shrimp]

FOZZIE

so who is here

i see Ma,Old Kermie,Hippie Janice, that Piggielicoius Piggy, Gonzo and rizzo is somewhere but where are the rest

[Kimp the Shrimp]

FOZZIE


opps how could i miss Sam, Rowlf and Pepe chillin' on the stoop

[DanDanStrawberry]

Like, wow. I wonder when the first of us will be evicted. I'm with you Mrs. Beer, I mean Bear. When do we get outta here?

[HPDJ]

This is Big Brother. The following housemates had the most votes for eviction and are up for nomination to leave the house. They are...

Piggy

AND

Fozzie

AND

Pepe

You may now vote for which of the previous housemate you wish to leave the house on Friday.

[HPDJ]

Hopefully SOME people will get their comeuppance!

[redBoobergurl]

Hmm, interesting choices. I'll have to go make my vote and see who leaves first. In the meantime I'm going to hang out outside, it's more comfortable out there.

[HPDJ]

This is Big Brother. Your challenge this week is poetry. You must make a poem on the muppet-related subject you have been given. It MUST rhyme and it MUST make sense. NO making up words!

Pepe-Muppet Labs
Emily Bear-Eletric Mayhem
Fozzie-Pigs in Space
Piggy-Manhattan Melodies
Rowlf-Doc Hopper's resteraunt
Gonzo-Lady Holiday
Rizzo-Squire Trelawaney (MTI)
Sam-Gonzo's family
Janice-The Cratchit family
Kermit-Muppet sketches

You will be notified on a Pass/Fail later on in the week.

[redBoobergurl]

Rowlf: Hmm, poetry. Shouldn't be too bad. Hey did anyone catch how long we have to do this task?

[HPDJ]

This is Big Brother. You have until Thursday. If the task is completed before that time, Big Brother may post the results early.

[BEAR]

:rolleyes: Karmet? I hev been sitting here trying to help you, okay? and you don't answer. Why am I wasting my time? *huff* Dios mio! I am going to find Ritzo. Oh, Ratty?!

[theprawncracker]

Gonzo: To the hot tub! I get my best poetry ideas there. Oh, after I head to the diary room to vote!

[HPDJ]

:): Pepe, I'm sorry! I've been trying to prevent Gonzo's exploding socks from setting fire to the dining table! I thank all of my REAL friends for getting together to help me in this difficult time.

[Beauregard]

Ma

Oh my! I love poetry! It really gets my gish and kidneys going at a flap-flap pace!

I'd better hit the rubber, and get a pencil between my teeth. I think best while chewing.

[DanDanStrawberry]

Like, wow! Poetry! I just love poetry- what a buzz. OK, what ryhmes with Cratchit? Oh my gosh, nothing. I think I need to speak to Big Brothurr over this

*heads to Diary Room. Do I PM HPDJ when I'm in the Diary Room or do I post it here?*

[theprawncracker]

Gonzo: It'll be okay Kermit, just try to forget about it. Like when Camilla cheated on me with that rooster...

[HPDJ]

This is Big Brother. Janice, you do not need to rhyme Cratchit with anyting. You have a variety of words to choose.

[Beauregard]

Ma

Ok...

Let me see....Mayhem, ryhmes with....my ham...ish....But My Ham wasn't that speciall...

Janice rhymes with Man Kiss, I supose...but how disgusting!

Floyd, typhoid...

Lips...dips?

*mutters to self*

Dr Teeth...ah ha! Ryhmes with....leaf....

[DanDanStrawberry]

But it's so harrd, Big Brotherr. OK, I'll go fer it.

"Thurr once was a man named Bob
He couldnt eat corn on the cob"

Big Brotherr, my poem is a bummer!

[Beauregard]

Ma

Hey you any good at crosswords? I realised I was writing my poem on one, and I can't find a word that ends in Q....

Hey, you seem a little messed up young lady, can I offer you a paw to lean on?

[Kimp the Shrimp]

FOZZIE

Pigs in Space Poem

This is a peom of pigs in SPACE
they were searching for a werid alien RACE

first was Captain LINK
he made you not want to THINK

then came Dr Strange PORK
he was the scinece DORK

lastly was MISS PIGGY
an that suit she made me want to KISS and WIGGLE

the flew the SWINETREK thru the AIR
and people climbed on to the DECK without CARE

[Beauregard]

Ma -

*spoken sharply*

What's all that about kissing and wiggling? I've spoken to you before about appropriote behavior...

[BEAR]

Gonzo: It'll be okay Kermit, just try to forget about it. Like when Camilla cheated on me with that rooster...


:rolleyes: Jou got cheated on? He he he.. Hey, Karmet? What es heppening wid de beearr? All of a sudden he talks laik Toopak. He es bad news, okay. I don't trrust hem. No trrust. (pulls out some Doritos and eats them)

[Kimp the Shrimp]

Ma -

*spoken sharply*

What's all that about kissing and wiggling? I've spoken to you before about appropriote behavior...


Ma i'm a grown BEAR now



Pepe the piggy is free game this is not real life

[Kimp the Shrimp]

Pepe the piggy is free game this is not real life

[Kimp the Shrimp]

*Out of Character*

will the votes be displayed with who voted who off

i think it sould be results only no name next to who voted them off

[Beauregard]

(Out of character: Once again, Kimp, Youposted three times in a row for no apparent reason. if you think of something else you should have said, go back and edit your post before. Thanks you. Beau)

[Kimp the Shrimp]

Out of Char Sorry i am talking to three diffreint people

[Beauregard]

(o-of-c: If you wanna do that, either post with "quotes" from them, or have, *to ma* etc....sorry if it seems I go on...ok, so I probably do...:p)

Ma-

*chews pencil*

Ok, I think I got it.

If I put that word there, and that clause there, uh huh, see, it's just like dress-making, only with words!

[BEAR]

Pepe the piggy is free game this is not real life

:rolleyes: Reality tv is not real life? The bearr's gone loco...

[That Announcer]

A poem? I will finally get to use those excellent grammatical skills of mine! (puts hand to chest) Mr. Wordsworth, you will be proud of me. Hold on, what's the topic? Oh no- not those aliens! Well, I guess I'll have to improvise...

A Poem On Gonzo's Family by Sam the American Eagle

I be not one who does not know
What to do when meeting a weirdo.

And when met with, say, just two or three,
I'm sure it's Gonzo's family.

For see, I know I get the zing
Of a brainless strange ET thing;

I simply turn my back and shout,
"Hey! Who let the oddball out?"

[G-MAN]

Rizzo:Here is my poem Ahem

Squire Trelawney: By Rizzo The Rat

To Say that Squire Trelawney Is Really Dumb
Would Be Like Saying Long John's Leg Is Real Numb
But As He Lingers
Just Talking To His Finger
I Reply "At Least He Doesn't Talk To His Thumb"
Rizzo: (Continues) Now to go and illiminate someone.

[theprawncracker]

And now, I the Great Gonzo will recite a poem on Lady Holiday:

An Ode to Lady Holiday By: The Great Gonzo

What to say, what to say.
About a woman like Lady Holiday.
She might be tall,
And she ain't to small.
But when i comes to jewels,
This chick rules!
She's got more rocks than,
That Archeologist man.
She's more than a girl,
And she doesn't make me hurl.
At least she isn't a pig,
But her diamonds sure are big.

[Beauregard]

And now presenting your great Mrs Bear's poem of the year *clears throat*

The Electric Mayhem, by Me.

The Electric Mayhem, what a noise!
But the kind of noise everyone enjoys,
That's the joy noise made by these boys.

Dr Teeth Don'tshoot, on the keys,
Plays out loud and clear, and loud as you please,
But, pelase, the beard's gotta hold some fleas.

Zoot on sax, is next in line,
He blows, and snores, and sleeps much time,
In line, he sleeps for time and time, but man that music is devine.

Floyd and Janice, lovers, like wow,
I mean, they are together, holy cow,
Wow oh wow, holy cow, they should be married right about now.

Lips on de trumpet, blowing that horn,
Lips with a main like crazy corn,
Corn round his face, and lips on horn, he plays all day from dusk till dawn.

Animal, that racket creature,
With hair that is positively a feature.
I wonder if he ever met an etiqute teacher....

And thats the lot,
My poem is done,
Better get back to my rowdy son.

Well, good, I think that should do. I think so anyway, do you? Oh, geez I'm stuck with a mind in ryhme, hey, look, is that the time? Oh, boy, I's so stuck, tell me are you? Now of to the bathroom to have a go at gettign ready for bed.

Um...that last one didn't ryhem...

[DanDanStrawberry]

Like, wow. Everyone has done thurr poem except fer me. Like, woah. *thinks hard* Something about scratch-it.

*sniff* Mrs Bear, your poem reminded me of my Floydie. You know...sometimes I really miss him...

[That Announcer]

:attitude: : Hurry up with that poem! Here, take this book of Robert Frost's works. It should help.

Harrumph. What a lazy weirdo.

[redBoobergurl]

Boy, it took me all night, but I think I've got my poem:

About Doc Hopper's Restaurant, by Rowlf the Dog

Doc Hopper's Restaurant is bad
That fellow makes me mad
He wanted to have Kermit to eat
But we all didn't think that was very neat
We sure got him back good
Now he makes other kinds of food.

All right, it's not great...Maybe if I added some piano music underneath, make it spoken rhyme sort of thing....

[DanDanStrawberry]

Like, mellow out Sam! It's only our ferrst task, we still have lots of time left- mellow out! I still need a ryhme for family. Like, wow, I so know what to write....fer sure!

The Cratchits
The Cratchit family sure were poor
Cos evil Scrooge- who smellt of manure
Wouldnt give him proper pay
And money he got put him in dismay

But ghosties he saw, and taught him to...
Give out to others, as you'd like them to you
I'm gonna end my poem right now
Woah man, fer sure, totally, like wow.

[That Announcer]

You're too easy going! Straighten up! Wash those clothes! And get some dresses, for God's sake! And that poem. Hmmph- not even worthy of my list-e-ning time! Humph! (walks away)

[Daffyfan2003]

Ma i'm a grown BEAR now



Pepe the piggy is free game this is not real life

:mad: Free game, my foot! My devotion is completely to the frog.

[BEAR]

:mad: Free game, my foot! My devotion is completely to the frog.

:rolleyes: Hmm, she sure tol' jou, okay. I belief de funniest I hef ever seen es jou hetting on de pig.

[Kimp the Shrimp]

Psst What Ever

[BEAR]

:rolleyes: Hey, Ritzo, jou wanna go play some futbol?

[theprawncracker]

Hey, leave the bear alone! He's just trying to be cool guys! Now, if you'll excuse me I'll be tap dancing on the barbecue.

[G-MAN]

Rizzo: (After giving Gonzo an "Are you nuts or sometin'?" look) Sure, let's go.

[BEAR]

Rizzo: (After giving Gonzo an "Are you nuts or sometin'?" look) Sure, let's go.

:rolleyes: (to Rizzo, while looking at Piggy) Si si, de bol es med frrom real peeg skin. He he he. (runs out)

[Daffyfan2003]

:mad: (Runs after Pepe) Come back here, shrimp! I'll show you a pigskin!

[G-MAN]

Rizzo: (Running after them both) He he this should get interestin'.

[Kimp the Shrimp]

man i could go for a pb&j sandwich

[Beauregard]

What a bunch of werdos...they are so CUTE!

[That Announcer]

Hmmph. I would rather not get beaten and trampled by some little Span-iard shrimp and his rodent partner! A nap would be good about now. But then again, so would lunch. You there! The bear's mother! Do you think you could whip up a nice, American, roast beef sandwich on white bread?

(Out of character: Bryan, you're playing Pepe EXACTLY as Bill does. Keep up the good work!)

[HPDJ]

:): THE POEM! I forgot!!!!!!!!!!

John Cleese was a cheese!
Shirley Bassey was sassey!
Mark Hamill, upon a hill!
Roger Moore, not a bore!
Elton John, come on!
Buddy Rich, we wouldn't switch!
Anne Murray, in a hurry!
Johnny Cash, wanted mash!

[BEAR]

Hmmph. I would rather not get beaten and trampled by some little Span-iard shrimp and his rodent partner! A nap would be good about now. But then again, so would lunch. You there! The bear's mother! Do you think you could whip up a nice, American, roast beef sandwich on white bread?

(Out of character: Bryan, you're playing Pepe EXACTLY as Bill does. Keep up the good work!)

(OOC: Thanks, TA, I really appreciate that. I sure hope so. He is fun to write for.)
:rolleyes: (running away from Piggy, laughing hysterically) Hehehehehehehehehehehe...oooh hoo hoo hoo. Hey, Ritzo! Catch! (throws little football to Rizzo)

[G-MAN]

Rizzo:I've got it, I've got it! (The football lands right on top of him)

[BEAR]

:rolleyes: (burries face in hand) Butterr feengarrs!

[redBoobergurl]

Rowlf: I think I'll step outside and see what everyone is up to. Hmm, looks like Rizzo and Pepe are throwing around the football. I used to love chasing after stuff back in the day. Maybe they'll let me play.

*heads over to Rizzo and Pepe*

Can I play? I promise not to catch it in my mouth!

[HPDJ]

This is Big Brother. You have 4 hours to submit your poems.

[BEAR]

This is Big Brother. You have 4 hours to submit your poems.

You said we had until Thursday.

[BEAR]

Rowlf: I think I'll step outside and see what everyone is up to. Hmm, looks like Rizzo and Pepe are throwing around the football. I used to love chasing after stuff back in the day. Maybe they'll let me play.

*heads over to Rizzo and Pepe*

Can I play? I promise not to catch it in my mouth!

:rolleyes: Si si

[redBoobergurl]

:rolleyes: Si si
Thanks! *grabs ball* Rizzo! Go long!

[HPDJ]

This is Big Brother. Unfortunately for some, Big Brother runs on GMT (UK time).

[DanDanStrawberry]

Like, oh my gosh! 3 hours! Well, it's a good job I've already written mine. Fer sure!

[OK, HPDJ. It's not Thursday in the UK either, and you said we had until then]

[HPDJ]

This is Big Brother. In 4 hours it will be Thursday.

[Kimp the Shrimp]

(Out of Character) who is judging the peoms

[Kimp the Shrimp]

Can I Play With The Pigskin

[BEAR]

This is Big Brother. In 4 hours it will be Thursday.

ooc: sorry but I just have not had much time to write something yet. It is 12 noon (Wednesday) where I am here in California. If you could give me a little extra time I would really appreciate that.

[HPDJ]

This is Big Brother. If any users have questions, visit the Diary Room (PM HPDJ)

[HPDJ]

:): Guys, I think we should all have a circle time session and talk about what's troubling us. (The ball that Pepe, Rizzo and Rowlf are playing with breaks a window) GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Big Brother will kill you!

[Kimp the Shrimp]

FOZZIE

i'm glad i was not playing

[HPDJ]

:):Who was it, own up! (The 3 all look innocent)

[Kimp the Shrimp]

Fozzie

it was Rowlf i saw him

[BEAR]

:): Guys, I think we should all have a circle time session and talk about what's troubling us. (The ball that Pepe, Rizzo and Rowlf are playing with breaks a window) GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Big Brother will kill you!

:rolleyes: umm............................................... ..........(points to Rizzo)

[BEAR]

Muppet Labs by Pepe

Welcome all to Muppet Labs
Generator of mayhem, destruction and gags
Bunsen Honeydew extraordinaire
except when frying Beaker hair.
They made vanishing cream and grow pills back in yesterday
But all I want is a sexy, voluptous, soft and sweet lady............okay. :rolleyes:

[That Announcer]

Oh my! Now, this is what happens when you do not hold good American values.

(puts hand to chest) America. Land of decent decency, and don't you forget it!

[Kimp the Shrimp]

It MUST rhyme pepe you are not ryhming my freind

i can;t wait till friday to see whoi gets voted out i hope it is not me i like this game

[BEAR]

It MUST rhyme pepe you are not ryhming my freind

i can;t wait till friday to see whoi gets voted out i hope it is not me i like this game

You are talking about the first two lines? They are close anough. The words flow and they sound alike. Okay okay, i thought it would be acceptable. Change the word "gags" to "jabs"

"Welcome all to Muppet Labs
Generator of mayhem, destruction and jabs...."

Sorry it was done in a hurry. I thought we had til thursday and it is still Wednesday for 7 more hours.

[Kimp the Shrimp]

FOZZIE

He sould have been clear but right now its 1:47am GMT Thurs 23 June 2005

[theprawncracker]

Gonzo: Ayone care to join me in the hot tub? I need to relax after tap dancing on the barbecue! Fozzie, Pepe, Kermit, anyone?

[BEAR]

ooc: I just hope I am not penalized at all just because of the time difference. That wouldn't be cool.

[Kimp the Shrimp]

Fozzie
i would love a soak down Gonzo

OOC: Bear you should be fine i still think it is shady that Big brother is a player too (Kermit) we will see what happens friday

[theprawncracker]

Alright! Come on Fozzie let's go!

[Kimp the Shrimp]

Fozzie
Gonzo i need to relax tomarrow is going to be importaint my last day to Secure my stay

[BEAR]

:rolleyes: si si! (Pepe strips down and jumps in the hot tub). He he he. Hace calor, okay.

[Kimp the Shrimp]

Fozzie

Pepe could you talk better we know you have a speech impediment but can you spell better so we can read it

[theprawncracker]

Hey guys let's have a breath holding contest! I bet I'll beat you. (Sticks head under water)

[Kimp the Shrimp]

fozzie grabs a straw and goes under water

[BEAR]

Fozzie

Pepe could you talk better we know you have a speech impediment but can you spell better so we can read it

ooc: I have been doing my best when writing the dialect to make it understandable and I think I have. I didn't think the substitutions were that confusing but i'm sorry. I won't change everything, though, because it takes away from the fun of the character. Some of what i am writing is actually spanish too ("Si" and "hace calor" meaning "its hot"). let me know what else i can do to meet your convenience.

[Kimp the Shrimp]

occ it cool it s just card to read when its mixed together

[Daffyfan2003]

:): THE POEM! I forgot!!!!!!!!!!

John Cleese was a cheese!
Shirley Bassey was sassey!
Mark Hamill, upon a hill!
Roger Moore, not a bore!
Elton John, come on!
Buddy Rich, we wouldn't switch!
Anne Murray, in a hurry!
Johnny Cash, wanted mash!


:mad: *sigh* That was beautiful, Kermie. I could sit here and listen to you recite poetry all day.

[Kimp the Shrimp]

FOZZIE
Man Piggy your a flirt

[Beauregard]

Ma Bear -

Fozzie, I know that I didn't do all your anatomy traing at an early age, but I'd like to point out that the pig-lady is no Man...for details, ask your father...

[HPDJ]

:): Piggy, I can't forgive you until Fozzie has left this house!

[HPDJ]

This is Big Brother. You have FAILED the Big Brother task of poetry, as Miss Piggy did not participate at all. Also, Fozzie has been talking about nominations to other housemates. THIS IS STRICLTLY AGAINST BIG BROTHER RULES. Your punishment for both of those deeds will be announced after the eviction, tommorow.

[theprawncracker]

Thanks alot Piggy!

[HPDJ]

:): Man, I wonder what the punishment is. I sure hope it isn't collecting a fly farm! I frog's gotta eat what a frog's gotta eat!

[Beauregard]

*gasp*

We all failed did we? Well...that calls for some whipped cream and custard biscuits to console our...souls.

[Kimp the Shrimp]

This is Big Brother. You have FAILED the Big Brother task of poetry, as Miss Piggy did not participate at all. Also, Fozzie has been talking about nominations to other housemates. THIS IS STRICLTLY AGAINST BIG BROTHER RULES. Your punishment for both of those deeds will be announced after the eviction, tommorow.

WHT DID I TALK ABOUT

[Kimp the Shrimp]

Fozzie


I'm Leaving The House Goodbye Big Brother This Is So Crupt

[HPDJ]

This is Big Brother. Big Brother has recieved complaints from other users who have said you have been posting/PMing about nominations. Please wait for the eviction tommorow and DO NOT walk out of this roleplay. Kimp, you should not give up because you have been told what to do. I had a complaint I had to react! You are starting to develop a reputation of a bad user as it is, don't make it worse.

[Kimp the Shrimp]

i never knew we could not for alliances


there is just alot of bull VOTE ME OUT I WANT TO GO HOME

your rules are vague and we all lose because one person didn't priticapate you shold of told us that ALLL had to do it and that we were going bu GMT time where were u at 12 midnight GMT not online at MC YOU PLAY KERMIT AND BIG BROPTHER NO ONE CAN SEE THE VOTES IF YOU GET NOMANTED we may never now so i want out this is a stupid game for that reason

i was connacted also about stuff by memebers and by YOU SO PLEASE VOTE ME OFF

thank you

[That Announcer]

Kimp, if you want out, just say so. Don't use death threats, insults or name-calling to either prove a point or get your way. You're being rude to Dale right now, and I really wish you'd just stop it. If I'm being rude to you, I sincerely apologize, but I hope you'd just take my suggestions to heart.

I really don't think you handled this the right way. Dale DID say that the challenges were for EVERYONE to participate in. You did participate, and you did well. However, the rules clearly state that if one person does not participate, everyone loses. Don't blame Dale for making the rules. They were taken directly from the television series. (And if I'm not mistaken, the rules were the same in BB3 USA, which you clearly watched.) The rules were not "vague." And if a twelve-year-old isn't here at midnight his time, it would be completely rational to assume he would be ASLEEP. Generally, twelve year olds don't come here in the very early hours of the morning. He probably even had school the next day! Come on!

(Back in character)
:attitude: : Good, it's e-viction time already. I wonder who'll go? I hope it's that little Mexican shrimp, he's just so unpatriotic!

[redBoobergurl]

:sympathy: : I can't believe our first week here is almost up already. I wonder who will be leaving the house....

[Kimp the Shrimp]

FOZZIE: Sorry i was just whilin' out

[DanDanStrawberry]

Like oh my gosh, I can't believe we failed our task. This is rully.....sad. *sniff* I miss my Floydie!

[BEAR]

occ it cool it s just card to read when its mixed together

ooc: How about I put the real spanish language in italics? That way you can know which is bad English and you can try and disyfer it. I will try not too confuse you.

[That Announcer]

Like oh my gosh, I can't believe we failed our task. This is rully.....sad. *sniff* I miss my Floydie!

Hmmph. Relationships.

(goes over to Janice) You know, I was married, but we're separated now. My wife, she flew the coop.

[BEAR]

FOZZIE: Sorry i was just whilin' out

:rolleyes: (turns to Gonzo) And I thought jou werre de weirdo, okay. Ah well. I need a snack.

[Beauregard]

beau

Sorry my fozzie friend! It said in de rules about disgussing evictions, and I reported it for giggles, as I thought the point of teh game was to simulate a BB atmosphere! I didn't think you'd get het up about it...sorry...

ma

Why yankie-doodle-dally! I must say such violent beavior, I am so proud! Your daddy was a grizzely bear...

[G-MAN]

Rizzo:Hey Pepe, we should sell tickets to this, "Fozzie vs. Big Brother", it'll sell big!

[theprawncracker]

:rolleyes: (turns to Gonzo) And I thought jou werre de weirdo, okay. Ah well. I need a snack.
Me to!

[Kimp the Shrimp]

Fozzie: my pa was a grizzly thats were i get it from

[Kimp the Shrimp]

Kimp, if you want out, just say so. Don't use death threats, insults or name-calling to either prove a point or get your way. You're being rude to Dale right now, and I really wish you'd just stop it. If I'm being rude to you, I sincerely apologize, but I hope you'd just take my suggestions to heart.

I really don't think you handled this the right way. Dale DID say that the challenges were for EVERYONE to participate in. You did participate, and you did well. However, the rules clearly state that if one person does not participate, everyone loses. Don't blame Dale for making the rules. They were taken directly from the television series. (And if I'm not mistaken, the rules were the same in BB3 USA, which you clearly watched.) The rules were not "vague." And if a twelve-year-old isn't here at midnight his time, it would be completely rational to assume he would be ASLEEP. Generally, twelve year olds don't come here in the very early hours of the morning. He probably even had school the next day! Come on!

(Back in character)
:attitude: : Good, it's e-viction time already. I wonder who'll go? I hope it's that little Mexican shrimp, he's just so unpatriotic!



you don't get the refrences

[That Announcer]

you don't get the refrences

No sir I did not. I've never been a huge fan of BB, and have only watched it intermittently (except for S1, USA show, which I saw in full).

[BEAR]

Rizzo:Hey Pepe, we should sell tickets to this, "Fozzie vs. Big Brother", it'll sell big!


:rolleyes: Si! Good, idea, Ratty. Monies, monies, monies!! He he he. (does a little Pepe dance)

[That Announcer]

:rolleyes: Si! Good, idea, Ratty. Monies, monies, monies!! He he he. (does a little Pepe dance)

I usually don't like your ideas, but this time, I find myself... strangely a-ttracted to it. Anything for capitalism. How's about adding a few fire-works, and making it like an Independence Day ce-le-bra-tion?

[Kimp the Shrimp]

Fozzie: you make money off me that an't how this is going down

but i have already sead too much bb is asleep on the europian contanent and my fate and punshment will be revailed soon

[BEAR]

I usually don't like your ideas, but this time, I find myself... strangely a-ttracted to it. Anything for capitalism. How's about adding a few fire-works, and making it like an Independence Day ce-le-bra-tion?

:rolleyes: Whatever jou say, big fellah. Jou buy de explososives, okay.

[theprawncracker]

Explosives!?! Don't bother Sam, I've already got some! I was gonna blow up the toilet, but...

[That Announcer]

Explosives!?! Don't bother Sam, I've already got some! I was gonna blow up the toilet, but...

Yes, just make sure they are red, white and blue. I want this to be a celebration of our culture, now!

Hold on. YOU'RE the one with the explosives? I'm not sure about this anymore...

[redBoobergurl]

Uh-oh, Gonzo's got explosives! Watch out everyone! How did he get them past the judges? Oh well, better bunker down!

[theprawncracker]

I'm so glad I could cause so much mayhem!

[That Announcer]

I'm so glad I could cause so much mayhem!

You know, I would be right to take these explosives from you. Where's that cupboard key? (fumbles around) Oh, here it is! Now, I shall lock these a-way, where you will not be able to cause any more m-dest-ruc-tion!

[theprawncracker]

Not my explosives! Oh well, easy come easy go. So Sam, you wanna go to the hot tub and talk about politics?

[Kimp the Shrimp]

(fozzie looks around everone is out of the kitchen)

FOZZIE: if i'm leaving i'm going out with a bang

(Fozzie grabs the cupbord key and grabs the fire works)

[Daffyfan2003]

:mad: Fozzie, you've been spending way too much time with Crazy Harry!

[Kimp the Shrimp]

Fozzie: Piggy i really don't need you telling me how to live

[theprawncracker]

Careful Fozzie, don't start a chain reaction with my exploding socks!

[That Announcer]

Not my explosives! Oh well, easy come easy go. So Sam, you wanna go to the hot tub and talk about politics?

Yes, I would love to talk about politics... but not in that hot tub! Let's stay m-right here!

[HPDJ]

(HPDJ stands outside the BB house (http://www.ctinternational.com/uk/london/london%20photos/mcl02.gif). Lights up.)

Hello, welcome to Big Brother. It’s eviction night! Pepe, Piggy and Fozzie are all up for the vote. Let’s talk to then housemates! (Turns to big screen) Hello housemates! You are live on Muppet Central, please do not swear! Audience, please welcome…Kermit, Piggy, Pepe, Rizzo, Janice, Sam the Eagle, Fozzie Bear, Rowlf the dog, Emily Bear and Gonzo! The first person to be evicted is…














FOZZIE BEAR! Foz, you have one minute to leave the house! (Fozzie exits and is “boo”ed)

[Kimp the Shrimp]

Whta Was The Vote Count

[Kimp the Shrimp]

I Love you all i just think that it is messed up that BB is a Character in the game



KERMIT WINS KERMIT WINS

KERMIT WINS KERMIT WINS

[HPDJ]

7/10

P.S. Ignore the explosion post. Kimp/:o has been evicted from BB. He can no longer post here. Also ingnore KERMIT WINS and so on. All the votes for the final will be POSTED on a seperate thread so there is no cheating. Kimp, PLEASE LEAVE THE THREAD.

[Kimp the Shrimp]

7/10

thats wrong there is only eight players

[HPDJ]

There are 10 (p.s. anyone can vote)

[Kimp the Shrimp]

you are a player and big brother you need a univolved member like me to help

[HPDJ]

No thanks, bye bye!!! :mad: If you have been evicted, that means you stop posting and go away!

[HPDJ]

:): Man, I sure am glad Fozzie has gone! Hopefully Piggy won't fall in love with anyone else. (Looks at Rowlf in a she's-mine-so-don't-bother attitude)

[Kimp the Shrimp]

ok bye

[Daffyfan2003]

:): Man, I sure am glad Fozzie has gone! Hopefully Piggy won't fall in love with anyone else. (Looks at Rowlf in a she's-mine-so-don't-bother attitude)

:mad: Oh, Kermie. I knew you loved me. Thank you for protecting me from that big scary bear.

[HPDJ]

:): Piggy, I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!! (They smooch and run into each other's arms!)

[DanDanStrawberry]

Oh my.....fish! I miss Floydie even more

[HPDJ]

This is Big Brother. Big Brother will now reveal who is up for eviction. There will be no "I want to nominate..." this week. The housemates up for eviction are-

ROWLF

AND

PIGGY

AND

EMILY BEAR

AND

JANICE

AND

KERMIT

AND

GONZO

AND

SAM THE EAGLE

AND

PEPE

AND

RIZZO

This is your punishment for previous actions of some housemates. Please visit the Diary Room (PM HPDJ) to vote.

[DanDanStrawberry]

Like oh my gosh!! Can housemates vote for people to leave? Oh my gorsh, I can't believe we're all up!!

[HPDJ]

This is Big Brother. Can housemates come to the diary room to vote.

[BEAR]

:rolleyes: No, no, it can't be! (grabs Rizzo by the shirt) Don't let dem take me!! (finally realizes it wasn't his name being announced for eviction) Oh...(turns to Fozzie) Adios, fuzzy face. He he hee... (walks out to the hot tub) Dios mio, okay. What a relief!

[BEAR]

ooc: by the way, what would have happened if we all actually completed the task? How would they have been judged and what would have happened to the "winner"/"loser"?

[Daffyfan2003]

:): Piggy, I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!! (They smooch and run into each other's arms!)

:mad: Oh, Kermie!

(ooc: Just a question. Why is Kermit acting out of character? He never comes on to Piggy like that for real. Come to think of it, neither does Fozzie. Could someone explain the concept to me again? I'm confused)

[G-MAN]

Rizzo: I'm hungry! Time to go raid the kitchen, hehe!

[theprawncracker]

So, Rizzo, what are ya eatin'? Maybe I'll join ya!

[G-MAN]

Rizzo: i'll think I'll have a pizza, extra cheese hehe, Yo Big Brother, can we order out?

[BEAR]

:rolleyes: (is in the hot tub alone reading a King Prawn's Quarterly magazine).

[HPDJ]

:): Sorry, I think I had a little too much grasshopper! I was acting strangely when I kissed Piggy like that. I'm off to vote! (Runs to diary room)

[Beauregard]

Ma

Well, now, now that my son has gone who's gunna eat these lovely Honey-baked cookies?

And, Mr Brother, I'm thinging I'll vote later in the week.