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This is Big Brother. Big Brother has decided that as 2 rules were broken, 2 punishments shall be dished out. The 2 housemates with the most votes will now leave the house on Friday of this week. This means that housemates/public can vote twice.
Beauregard
06-25-2005, 10:11 AM
MA
Oh mY! Things are gettign tence. Break out the dance mats, boys. We gotta get rid of this tension. Sam, will you dance?
That Announcer
06-25-2005, 10:13 AM
MA
Oh mY! Things are gettign tence. Break out the dance mats, boys. We gotta get rid of this tension. Sam, will you dance?
Hmmph. Well, it would have to be something good and... American, but... Ho-ly cow! I can't dance with you- you're a m-BEAR!
:): I'll dance with you, Emily. (Piggy, on the other side of the room, starts to get jelous!)
Daffyfan2003
06-25-2005, 10:33 AM
Kermit, you're dancing with another woman! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME??!!
(Runs upstairs to cry)
Writing: Dear Diary, Emily Bear is stealing my frog. She must be evicted as soon as possible.
OT: Daffy, your PMs are full. I'll post the answer here-I later explained that Kermit had "one two man grasshoppers". Kimp went mad with Fozzie thought. Sometimes, contestants show off because there are cameras filming them.
redBoobergurl
06-25-2005, 10:38 AM
Rowlf: Guess I fell asleep or something, I missed everything yesterday! Well, I'm off to the diary room to vote. It will be interesting to see the results now that 2 people are leaving! Yikes!
:): Piggy! (Runs into bedroom to talk to her) Piggy, we were only tal-AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! (Kermit is karate chopped into the hot tub. He lands on Pepe) Oh, sorry! I just got HAMmered! Get it! (Piggy, hearing the joke, runs at Kermit) Piggy, no!
:): Piggy! (Runs into bedroom to talk to her) Piggy, we were only tal-AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! (Kermit is karate chopped into the hot tub. He lands on Pepe) Oh, sorry! I just got HAMmered! Get it! (Piggy, hearing the joke, runs at Kermit) Piggy, no!
:rolleyes: Oh, I git it. HAAAMMered!! Hehehee. That is fuuunny, Mr. Froggy Man, okay. Jist don't let it heppen again, okay. Jou got J-Lo all weet (referring to magazine picture) and dat es not for jou to do. (to JLO) So sorry, bebiee. (kisses it)
theprawncracker
06-25-2005, 02:56 PM
Two people are leaving? Wow, the house will be alot less crowded! I think I'll go join Pepe in the hot tub after I vote again!
Daffyfan2003
06-25-2005, 04:51 PM
:): Piggy! (Runs into bedroom to talk to her) Piggy, we were only tal-AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! (Kermit is karate chopped into the hot tub. He lands on Pepe) Oh, sorry! I just got HAMmered! Get it! (Piggy, hearing the joke, runs at Kermit) Piggy, no!
(ooc: Sorry, to interrupt again, but HPDJ, why are you giving 'action' for Piggy, shouldn't I be the one to say 'Piggy does this' or whatever. I'm just getting confused here.)
G-MAN
06-25-2005, 11:07 PM
Rizzo: (Jumps in hot tub with Gonzo and Pepe) Hehe this is great, this reminds me of the jacuzzi we have back at the boarding house. by the way, should this be bubbling?
Rizzo: (Jumps in hot tub with Gonzo and Pepe) Hehe this is great, this reminds me of the jacuzzi we have back at the boarding house. by the way, should this be bubbling?
:rolleyes: Bubbling? Aaaah, si. Just let me down some of dis tobasco sauce and jou will hev bubbling in no time! Hehehee. (grabs a bottle of hot sauce randomly out of nowhere like Muppets do and drinks some)
:): Hmmm, I've lost my pig twice in a week...
That Announcer
06-26-2005, 08:09 AM
HO-ly COW! What sort of a thing have I gotten myself into? Kissing pigs and bears! Barbecue-dancing WEIRDOES! Bears asking me to waltz with them! Frogs getting karate-chopped! And now, farting shrimp! What's next?
theprawncracker
06-26-2005, 08:34 AM
How about a hot coal juggling weirdo? (starts juggling some hot charcoal from the barbecue) Ha ha ha!
G-MAN
06-26-2005, 12:31 PM
Rizzo: Hey, (ducks to avoid a flying piece of coal) watch where you're tossing that stuff. Remember, don't light the rat on fire!!!!
Daffyfan2003
06-26-2005, 03:40 PM
OT: Daffy, your PMs are full. I'll post the answer here-I later explained that Kermit had "one two man grasshoppers". Kimp went mad with Fozzie thought. Sometimes, contestants show off because there are cameras filming them.
(ooc: Okay, thanks for the info. One more thing though, why are you and others saying 'Piggy does this' or whatever. Shouldn't I be the one to do that? Still curious. Sorry about being a pest.)
redBoobergurl
06-26-2005, 04:49 PM
Oh we live in a crazy house! Well, it keeps things interesting. I wonder what this week's challenge will be. I hope we pass this time, dogs can't eat peanut butter!
G-MAN
06-27-2005, 02:15 AM
Rizzo:I'm still waiting for Big Brother's response to my "Can we order pizza" question.
DanDanStrawberry
06-27-2005, 12:02 PM
Like oh my gosh! Pizza! How I've missed it! It's been so long since I've had a funkified vegeterian pizza, fer sure!
The Count
06-27-2005, 12:28 PM
The Pizza Delivery Guy from MT: Hmmm. Wonder if this is the right place. Got a call from a big brother, whoever the heck that was.
OK, lemme check my order. Large pizza with cheese, large pizza with veggies and no meat, large pizza with... peanut butter and sausages? Who da heck made this order?
Oh yeah, the Muppets.
*Rings doorbell. Pizza Guy!
OK, now who's gonna pay?
This is Big Brother. Here is the task of the week.
THE WEDDING
Housemates must play the part they have been allocated in a FAKE roleplay situation.
Bride-Emily Bear
Groom-Pepe
Parent of Groom-Rizzo
Parent of Bride-Rowlf
Cake baker-Miss Piggy
Minister-Gonzo
Maid of honour-Janice
Usher-Sam the eagle
Best man-Kermit
The task must be completed by Thursday (GMT). ALL must take part.
redBoobergurl
06-27-2005, 01:19 PM
Hey you guys! There's some pizza dude at the door. Were we supposed to order pizza? Oh well, I get dibs on the large cheese pizza! I'm guessing the peanut butter and sausages goes to Gonzo. At least I know I'm staying away from it, dogs don't eat peanut butter, remember?
Hey Emily! I get to be the Father of the Bride! Come here and give daddy a kiss!
G-MAN
06-27-2005, 02:00 PM
Rizzo: Oh boy, my extra cheese pizza is finally here, hopefully it comes with some of those dipping strips type things. (Continues to Pepe) Hehe, you have to marry the old bag, um.... I mean that nice bear lady. (As he says this he walks off causing his words to ultimately fade out) Yeah, that's what I meant, that's the ticket, etc...
That Announcer
06-27-2005, 02:46 PM
Come on now, people, let's come to order here! Now, when shall we complete the task? Now, let's do this in a good, organized, AMERICAN fashion. And let's do it soon. Come on, folks- go get into costume!
Rizzo: Oh boy, my extra cheese pizza is finally here, hopefully it comes with some of those dipping strips type things. (Continues to Pepe) Hehe, you have to marry the old bag, um.... I mean that nice bear lady. (As he says this he walks off causing his words to ultimately fade out) Yeah, that's what I meant, that's the ticket, etc...
:rolleyes: Why, I outta...hey, "pigeon with ears"! get back heere!! (chases after Rizzo muttering spanish obsenities under his breath)
The Count
06-27-2005, 04:45 PM
The Pizza Delivery Guy from MT: So, who's gonna pay up? Got more pizzas to deliver.
Lemme see, got another one here Meat Lovers' for the dog...
the extra cheese from.. Swedish Kitchen? Aw man, someone bashed the box in before I got. And the cheese's stickin' to the roof of the box. Oh well, here you go anyway.
Got the one with veggies and Spanish peppers and onions and jalapeños.
And one last pizza with... eewww. Peanut butter and sausages.
So, where's da moneys?
theprawncracker
06-27-2005, 07:29 PM
I'll pay up, here, thanks for my PB and sausage pizza! So, Minister? I finnaly get to play the part Piggy wouldn't let me play in The Muppet's Take Manhatten! (Opens pizza box and grabs a slice...) Mmm, that's good!
That Announcer
06-27-2005, 07:53 PM
I'll pay up, here, thanks for my PB and sausage pizza! So, Minister? I finnaly get to play the part Piggy wouldn't let me play in The Muppet's Take Manhatten! (Opens pizza box and grabs a slice...) Mmm, that's good!
Hmmph. I'm so hungry I would eat anything... well, anything that didn't have YOUR grubby paws on it. Hmmm... you there- the vegetarian! I'll have to take a slice of that. (shovels down a piece)
:rolleyes: Mmmm spicy! (starts scarfing his Mexican pizza) *burb* excuse me, okay.
The Count
06-27-2005, 10:20 PM
The Pizza Delivery Guy from MT: *Counting up money and talking over his shoulder to Gonzo.
Yeah, well... You might wanna try peanut butter and pickles next time. Makes for great sandwiches.
*Gets in van. OK, have an uh... nice day I guess.
*Pulls out of Muppet Big Brother Boarding House.
:rolleyes: Say...dat pitza man looked awfully familiar, okay.
ooc: great cameo, Count. ;)
:rolleyes: A wedding? Soooo....who es de lucky brride and grrooom, okay??
G-MAN
06-28-2005, 01:36 AM
Rizzo: Did you forget so soon? Ma Bear's the bride, and you're the groom. Why did ya think I was teasing ya, "Son" Hehe. (Gives Pepe a hug)
Ooc great job count, but amazingly I don't remember a Pizza delivery guy in Muppets Tonight, and I've seen every episode. Unless it's on one of the four episodes I either accidentally taped over or lost when the tape they were on went bad.
:rolleyes: Dios mio dis can't be heppeningk to me.
theprawncracker
06-28-2005, 06:15 AM
Yeah, and I'm the preacher!
The Count
06-28-2005, 06:34 AM
Ooc: The Pizza Delivery Guy appeared in the "Real World: Muppets" sketch on Muppets Tonight. Not sure which episode it was though.
Announcer: And now we return you to your regularly scheduled episode of Muppets Big Brother!
Beauregard
06-28-2005, 06:41 AM
Rizzo: Did you forget so soon? Ma Bear's the bride, and you're the groom. Why did ya think I was teasing ya, "Son" Hehe. (Gives Pepe a hug)
Ooc great job count, but amazingly I don't remember a Pizza delivery guy in Muppets Tonight, and I've seen every episode. Unless it's on one of the four episodes I either accidentally taped over or lost when the tape they were on went bad.
What? What? WHat's going on here you young scallywags. I anin't marrying no body. *sniff* I miss my charlie....Oh well. Oooh, Pizza!
theprawncracker
06-28-2005, 06:46 AM
That's our next challenge Emily!
ooc: Go back a page Beau, and you'll find the details.
Beauregard
06-28-2005, 07:18 AM
What? What...oh, my.
Well...I guess all's well that ends well...assuming it ends.
*sigh*
Alright, Pepe lover, when's the ceromony?
[COLOUR]This is Big Brother. The ceremony is about to begin.[GREEN]
Beauregard
06-28-2005, 09:22 AM
Oo 'eck. *dashes upstairs to grabs her old wedisng dress and veil* I say I wish I'd had mor etime to prepare...i should have liked to invite my uncle...but he is hibenating...
redBoobergurl
06-28-2005, 10:07 AM
All right Emily, grab onto my arm here and I'll walk you down the aisle. I'd give you a lecture about what marriage is like, but let's face it, you're older than I am!
That Announcer
06-28-2005, 10:24 AM
Hmmph. Would someone look at my back to see if I have any paint on this suit? I think that coal-juggling weirdo did something to it a few days ago. OK. Nothing there? Well, let the ceremony begin!
Piggy! Piggy! Where are you!
:rolleyes: (whispers to Gonzo)But she is old and wrinkly, okay.
DanDanStrawberry
06-28-2005, 11:46 AM
Like oh my gosh. Always the maid of honour, never the bride.
That Announcer
06-28-2005, 01:17 PM
Alrightey! Everyone in the "chapel"! Single file, please. Find a pew, sit down and be SILENT. We need respect for these people! Alright now. Maid of honour, lose the purple flowers in your hair. Best man- now, move that corsage where it's supposed to be! And you, the groom- your hat's too big. Take it off! Now people, let's go out there and have a good, ethical... AMERICAN wedding.
G-MAN
06-28-2005, 01:51 PM
As the music starts Rizzo starts dabbing at his eyes
Rizzo: (Voice breaking) I always cry at weddings, WAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Beauregard
06-28-2005, 03:00 PM
*music plays*
*pushes open the door, and steps into the room is silken white weding dress. A veil covers the face*
He'll make me hapopy, each time I see him, and what? A prawn....oh, sorry. And I will follow where his heart may lead...and...unless it's too the jacozzi, I'm too wrinkly for hot-tubbing, and he'll be all, I ever need....
That Announcer
06-28-2005, 03:05 PM
(standing watching Emily Bear)
OK, now the groomsmen! Maid of honor! Bridesmaids! Is the bride's mother in her seat? Good. Now, I shall sit down and watch this!
Beauregard
06-28-2005, 03:12 PM
Sam! You ruined it.
*smackes arms again legs*
Right. Organist, start over. Everyone, stay in palce. Fozzie's Ma is coming through.
*exits, enters again*
He'll make me happy, etcetra, and so on, and he'll be the reason my heart can sing, except I sing out of tune....
That Announcer
06-28-2005, 03:22 PM
(standing outside "chapel", muttering to himself) Just trying to make this a little more civilized.
redBoobergurl
06-28-2005, 03:23 PM
Oh she's such a beautiful bride! *dabs at eyes* I hope I raised her right! Wait a minute, I'm getting too into this....
The Count
06-28-2005, 03:50 PM
Uncle Deadly: I'd better be getting paid overtime for this.
*Starts playing organ again.
theprawncracker
06-28-2005, 04:45 PM
(Emily and Rowlf arive at the front of the chapel where Gonzo and Pepe are)
Do you Emily take this Prawn to be your lawful wedded husband? Do you?
:rolleyes: (is reluctantly standing in front waiting for Mrs. Bear. He is crying and holding a picture of Angelina Jolie in a heart shaped frame. (to the picture...) I am so sorry, my darlingk. Will jou ever forgive me?! (sobbing)
Beauregard
06-29-2005, 02:27 AM
Why, yes, sir, I think I certainly do. *puts arm around Pepe* Your turn baby.
theprawncracker
06-29-2005, 06:17 AM
Do you prawny take this bear to be your wife until you die?
Daffyfan2003
06-29-2005, 06:55 AM
*music plays*
*pushes open the door, and steps into the room is silken white weding dress. A veil covers the face*
He'll make me hapopy, each time I see him, and what? A prawn....oh, sorry. And I will follow where his heart may lead...and...unless it's too the jacozzi, I'm too wrinkly for hot-tubbing, and he'll be all, I ever need....
:mad: I don't believe this first that lady tried to steal my frog, now she's stealing my song! It's time for me to make this bear into a rug!
*runs up the aisle towards Emily*
Beauregard
06-29-2005, 07:05 AM
It's not time for the cake yet! Can we skip the I do's and get this over with?
*lifts veil*
Kimp the Shrimp
06-29-2005, 07:21 AM
Fozzie: * Grabs BB Godly Microphone and yells into BB House*
Ma You can't marry him Pa is coming back and i have a brother and sister and a step ma now
OCC: If Uncle Deadly is here then so am i?
Uncle Deadly: I'd better be getting paid overtime for this.
*Starts playing organ again.
Beauregard
06-29-2005, 07:24 AM
Fozzie: Ma You can't marry him
OCC: If Uncle Deadly is here then so am i?
Ooc: Well...Fozzie, you have been voted off. So you can't be here. The Count is just being charcters that appear and dissapear. I don't know what HPDJ's thoughts are on you doing the same, but certainly FOZZIE Bea himself can no longer be in the house.
Kimp the Shrimp
06-29-2005, 07:29 AM
OCC : I'm in the holding area
redBoobergurl
06-29-2005, 08:13 AM
Well, she's gone and married herself a prawn. Does that mean we get cake now?
NO NO NO...NO! IF YOU ARE NOT IN THE ROLEPLAY, DON'T POST! THAT INCLUDES KIMP, COUNT AND WHOEVER ELSE! IF YOU WANT TO ASK ME FOR A REPRISE OR WANT TO JOIN, PM ME!
Beauregard
06-29-2005, 09:28 AM
Why, that Big Brother seems a little mad all of a sudden. Oh, and, Prawny, are oyu gunna kiss me, or what?
Narrator: Emily Bear and Pepe kiss. The crowd applaude, and the group go to the dining room to have some cake!
Beauregard
06-29-2005, 09:51 AM
*munching cake*
I made the cake for my nephew's weding. It tasted nicer, I must say. But you can't expect a Pig to do a Bear's job.
This is Big Brother. You have passed the task! Your reward is 5 bottles of champagne. Can one housemate come to collect these in the diary room!
Beauregard
06-29-2005, 09:56 AM
But...what? I am tee-toe-tal (sp?) I don't drink. I kissed a shrimp for this? Wait till my family finds out...
This is Big Brother. The list of nominations has been shortened down. These are the people who recieved the most votes. You can now vote for one of these again-
Miss Piggy
AND
Gonzo
AND
Rowlf
AND
Rizzo
Big Brother reminds you that 2 people will be evicted on Friday.
redBoobergurl
06-29-2005, 10:12 AM
A toast to the bride and groom: May you always bear with one another no matter where you go...hey, she is a bear! Ha-Ha! Cheers!
Beauregard
06-29-2005, 10:15 AM
*slaps Rowlf on the back*
You can get out of charcter now, dad. I mean, Rowlf. I mean...*looks at camera* Oh boy!
G-MAN
06-29-2005, 10:16 AM
Rizzo: Say cheese (flashes camera just when the couple kisses) Hehe, the people at the dorms are gonna love this.
But...what? I am tee-toe-tal (sp?) I don't drink. I kissed a shrimp for this? Wait till my family finds out...
ooc: Are you ready for this folks? I know you've been waiting for it...
:rolleyes: Shrimp? I am no shrimp... I am a KING PRAWN, okay!!! (spanish trumpet fanfare is heard in the background)
:): Congratulations! It will be sad to see one of you leaving on Friday, except Miss Piggy...
:): Congratulations! It will be sad to see one of you leaving on Friday, except Miss Piggy...
:rolleyes: Oh, how nice of my so called "best man" to show up. Where have jou been, okay?
:): I've been here! It's just that best men never say anything!
:rolleyes: what about de toast? Best men give de toast and hold de rring, okay. Where es my toast! I am surprrised we passed de task when not everyone participated in it. (looks at frog)
G-MAN
06-29-2005, 01:42 PM
Rizzo: Look, would ya rather we fail another task, that would mean another punishment and we'd all be eligible for the task that should not be named, so i suggest you should not look a gift horse in the mouth, Alright shrimp?!!!
theprawncracker
06-29-2005, 02:05 PM
Champagne?!? Camilla's gonna kill me if I drink!
redBoobergurl
06-29-2005, 02:15 PM
Yeah Gonzo, you're weird enough without drinking. Actually, it would be interesting to see what would happen if you did drink. Maybe instead of being weird, you'd be normal! And that would be weird! I'm making no sense now, must be the champagne talking.
That Announcer
06-29-2005, 03:04 PM
Champagne?!? Camilla's gonna kill me if I drink!
Not just her, me as well! I suggest we lock up all of this mind-altering substance where no one can get to it, least of all the prawn and the weirdo!
Daffyfan2003
06-29-2005, 03:25 PM
:): Congratulations! It will be sad to see one of you leaving on Friday, except Miss Piggy...
:mad: Just what do you mean by that, frog?
Rizzo: Look, would ya rather we fail another task, that would mean another punishment and we'd all be eligible for the task that should not be named, so i suggest you should not look a gift horse in the mouth, Alright shrimp?!!!
:rolleyes: I stand corrected, okay.(hangs head in shame). Pass de bubbles!!
DanDanStrawberry
06-30-2005, 12:43 PM
*sniff* I always cry at weddings..... *honks into hankie*
redBoobergurl
06-30-2005, 08:34 PM
Well, now that the wedding's over, I'm going to bed. I guess we'll find out who's leaving tomorrow. I hope I get to stay *gulp*. Oh well, it's been fun while it lasted. Now, where did I leave that bone?
:rolleyes: Si such a nice weddingk. I am goink to go chower now, okay.
Daffyfan2003
07-01-2005, 05:52 AM
*Piggy, upset about this wedding, runs out in a huff*
(ooc: I had to do that because I'm going to be away this weekend, so I thought I'd put in an explanation for Piggy's disappearance.)
Beauregard
07-01-2005, 07:14 AM
Well, now that the wedding's over, I'm going to bed. I guess we'll find out who's leaving tomorrow. I hope I get to stay *gulp*. Oh well, it's been fun while it lasted. Now, where did I leave that bone?
That must be the one I sat on, here...
(HPDJ stands outside Big Brother house (http://www.ctinternational.com/uk/london/london%20photos/mcl02.gif). Lights up.)
Hello and welcome! This is Muppets Big Brother 2005. I am HPDJ. This is a double eviction. I am here to announce the first person to leave tonight, the second person to exit on this wet evening will be announced later. So, Gonzo, Rowlf, Piggy and Rizzo. Two will leave, two will stay! I will now talk to the house! (Turns to big screen) Hello housemates! You are live on Muppet Central, please do not swear! Audience, please welcome…Kermit, Piggy, Pepe, Rizzo, Janice, Sam the Eagle, Rowlf the dog, Emily Bear and Gonzo! The first person to be evicted tonight is…
GONZO!
Gonzo, you have been evicted. Please leave the Big Brother house!
(Gonzo leaves to cheers and boos from the crowd)
Beauregard
07-01-2005, 10:09 AM
*wipes eyes*
Oh, poor Gonzo! *waves handkerchief* Good bye, good bye, farwell, and do you want to take apartign gift of choclate cake? We got some left over from the weding...you could take it home to you chicky-pu.
:): Oh no! The second of my 3 good friends gone...only Piggy left...oh dear!
That Announcer
07-01-2005, 10:48 AM
Hurray! Now that the weirdo's gone, maybe I can start to put some CUL-ture into this house! On second thought, the prawn is still here. Now what do I do with him?
And the second housemate to be evicted is…
MISS PIGGY!
Miss Piggy, you have been evicted. Please leave the Big Brother house!
(Piggy leaves to cheers and boos from the crowd)
redBoobergurl
07-01-2005, 11:37 AM
Whew, safe for another week. I'm sad to see Gonzo go though. Oh well. On to another week in the house.
:rolleyes: Alright, Ritzo!! high five, okay? (puts hand up)
Ah, too bad about weirdo man.
:): I want to say something in defense of Gonzo! Here you are, insulting the guy behind his back like there's no tommorow! He's just got certain qualities that are different to us, that's all...oh, OK he's weird!
Beauregard
07-02-2005, 05:23 AM
*rolls up sleaves*
Alright, as the only woman in the house, I am now officially in chage of you weirdos. Pepe, you scrub the floor. Sam, put your feet up. Rowlf, can you get to peeling ad scrubbing potatoes. Kermit, dusting.
:): I want to say something in defense of Gonzo! Here you are, insulting the guy behind his back like there's no tommorow! He's just got certain qualities that are different to us, that's all...oh, OK he's weird!
:rolleyes: Umm...we are not insulting Gonzo, okay. I like hcim. Jou a little sensitive, Froggy. Relaaaax.
redBoobergurl
07-02-2005, 01:50 PM
Umm, sure I'll peel potatoes...although shouldn't the father boss the daughter...oh yeah, we're done with the wedding assignment now. I keep forgetting.
That Announcer
07-02-2005, 03:19 PM
*rolls up sleaves*
Alright, as the only woman in the house, I am now officially in chage of you weirdos. Pepe, you scrub the floor. Sam, put your feet up. Rowlf, can you get to peeling ad scrubbing potatoes. Kermit, dusting.
Put my feet up? My feet are never down! I'm always hygienic, and I make sure that... whoops, my feet are down. Someone get me a footstool!
*rolls up sleaves*
Alright, as the only woman in the house, I am now officially in chage of you weirdos. Pepe, you scrub the floor. Sam, put your feet up. Rowlf, can you get to peeling ad scrubbing potatoes. Kermit, dusting.
:rolleyes: Scrub de floorr?! As a Latin Amerrican citizen I hef never been moore insulted in my entire life! Well, dere was dat one time... dat Ashanti es a sweet girl, but she really should not be making movies, okay. Hehehehe!!!
Beauregard
07-02-2005, 03:33 PM
Well shove over, dad, and let a woman get to the sink. *starts scrubbing vegies for lunch*
:): Emily there are other women here too! You forgot Janice! (Ooc-tutterthemouse is at the Live 8 concert so he can't reach a computer!) Hang on, Gonzo took the feather duster with him...hmmm!
This is Big Brother. This weeks task is called "Superheros". Housemates must act as superheros and invent-
a name
a costume
an archenemy
a motto
a special power
a superhero pose
a theme tune
It must be comleted by Thursday (GMT).
redBoobergurl
07-03-2005, 01:23 PM
Superheros...hmm, I wonder what closet I left my cape in.
Beauregard
07-03-2005, 02:45 PM
Ma: My, my, this task certainly seems hard this week, but, I believe I are up to it. *puts down knitting, and strightenes glasses* It is certainly easy for Super Granny *whirls*
Side Note: Super Nanny had grey heir puled back into a tight bun, she has a soft woolen cardy and triangle-thick-rimmed glasses. Her leather boots are a type of bright red.
Ma: And now I can attack that enemy of enemies the evil Duster-la'range, spreading the dust and evil and not wiping his feet on the mat when he comes into the house, he must be stopped! And, as my motto so readily says, "Super Nanny, dust nook and cranny."
Side Note: Ma goes into a pose, sanding on one oot and leaning backwards with a duster in one hand dusting the underside of the coffee table.
Ma: And if that is not enough, boys, prepare for Super Dust-attack mode
*she spins into the air, keepign her skirt modestly tucked into her knickers so as not to show anything, she spins at high spead around the room, dusting all. When she is done, everything gleams*
Ma: Once again, SUper Granny has done all! Dum, da, dah, da. Dum, dah, da, dah. Duuuuurump!
Daffyfan2003
07-03-2005, 06:46 PM
*Piggy returns in her Wonderpig attire*
:mad: Yes, Wonder Pig fights for truth justice and to protect her frog from that old geezer bear!
Eat your heart out, Linda Carter!
*Piggy returns in her Wonderpig attire*
:mad: Yes, Wonder Pig fights for truth justice and to protect her frog from that old geezer bear!
Eat your heart out, Linda Carter!
:rolleyes: (pops up in front of camera) didn't we get rid of her, okay?
Daffyfan2003
07-04-2005, 06:07 PM
:mad: Watch it, shrimp! Nobody evicted me yet! Keep up with the comments and you will be next in line!
That Announcer
07-04-2005, 06:42 PM
Hmmm, a superhero. What a strange task to be putting an EA-gle like me on! Superman was nice and American. Hmmm, think, think...
How about I become Culture Man! It seems to fit me nice enough. I guess I'll need some descriptions...
Culture Man will soon be running society rampant, in his black double breasted suit and starched white shirt! His motto is "Live a good, healthy, American life, or don't live at all, because it's just not worth it!" His archenemy is that evil way of life, libertarianism. He can inflict culture and decency where-EVER he goes! With his arm raised in the air and one finger out, ready to point out evil libertarians, and whistling his theme tune- "God Bless America"- Culture Man will soon be seeing you!
(Note: This was a rather hard task for me to do, as I am a Canadian libertarian. Oh well, self parody is always hilarious...)
:mad: Watch it, shrimp! Nobody evicted me yet! Keep up with the comments and you will be next in line!
:rolleyes: Where hef jou been, okay? Jou hef been evicted. Hasta luego!
Daffyfan2003
07-05-2005, 06:59 AM
ooc: Just a question. Is this true? I know I had Piggy go away when I really went away for the weekend, but did someone really evict her? Please let me know. Thanks.
theprawncracker
07-05-2005, 07:13 AM
ooc: Yes Daffyfan2003, you and I were evicted a couple pages back. Go look for yourself. You'll find it to be true.:attitude:
redBoobergurl
07-05-2005, 12:49 PM
All right everyone. Get ready for....
The Rowlfenator!
Theme song: La, la, la, la
It's the Rowlfenator
He'll save you now, not later
With his music, piano and the alligator!
*music stops* spoken: Alligator? There's no alligator!
*music begins again* sung: It's the ROWLFENATOR!
*enters Rowlf in a red and white sparkling cape, he takes his place in front of the keyboard*
Rowlf: It is I, the Rowlfenator! I will defeat my archenemy, The Stealer of Sound by playing music on my keyboard and rendering him helpless! The melodies will make him freeze in place and therefore he will be defeated! If I don't do this, music as we know it will be gone forever! So, as my motto says, it's time to boogie down and save the world!
Daffyfan2003
07-06-2005, 03:08 PM
ooc: Yes Daffyfan2003, you and I were evicted a couple pages back. Go look for yourself. You'll find it to be true.:attitude:
ooc: Okay, I'll take a look.
(Pepe is sitting on his bed reading an issue of Entertainment Weekly when he comes across a disturbing article about a romance between Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes.)
:rolleyes: Whaat es this? Not my Katie! This es most distressingk news, okay. Hmm...I know. But of course. Once again, this looks like another job for (he ducks down and pops back up in costume)...de Calliente Capitan! (a series of guitar strums are heard out of know where). Si, calliente, dat means "HOT!" He he he he!! (his costume is very reminiscent of the classic Zorro look--black mask, black Spanish hat and shimmery black and gold cape, and a jalepeno patch on his chest. He poses arms and chest out and facing up and off to the distance very dramatically as if he has seen way too many old movies. Pepe picks up mag with pic of Katie Holmes. He caresses her gently and speaks soft and dramatically...) Don't worry, baby. Pepe will save you from de crrazy Tom Snooze! I will kick him back to de planet he came frrom and atlast jou can hef a rreeel man....and dat es Pepe. Hehehehehe!!! I do not even neeed any super powers, I will simply rromance my way into my sweet Katie's heart and burn dat guys eyes out wit my spicy peppers, okay. (Pepe jumps up onto the window sill and gets ready to fly just when he realizes he is really just a prawn and can't fly. So he falls out the window into a thorny rose bush in the garden.) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !
:rolleyes: (as Pepe is stuck upside down in the bush, groaning in pain, he says...) Well, as I still always say, I am more than a shrreemp, I am one sexy peeemp....ouchie.
ooc: I hope this game isn't slowly dying. :concern:
G-MAN
07-07-2005, 03:31 PM
(OOC: Sorry, my computer's been down since last Thursday and we finally got it back up)
Rizzo:This looks like a job for (Da da da da!!!!!!!!) The Rodent Revenger (I Want To Talk About Me by Toby Keith plays in the background, rizzo pops back up dressed in a Punisher-type outfit with special black mask oround his eyes) I will defeat the evil Captain Chef to get to the kitchen. Using my special utility belt I will whip up a vicious arsenel sure to bring the Chef to his knees. Plus my cheese rays will also do the job, and as my saying goes "Beware the strength of a hungry rat". (before he rushes off he does a quick disco pose, ala John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever)
DanDanStrawberry
07-08-2005, 12:41 PM
*in Diary Room*
Big Bruther, I've been thinking. I miss my Floydie so much, fer sure. And I miss groovin' with my band, and working on the show, so after much deliberiberiberation, I am going to leave the house
:rolleyes: (Pepe staggers in through the front door covered in twigs and garden debris and rosethorns sticking to his super costume. His hair was all dirty and his cape torn.)
Beauregard
07-08-2005, 03:51 PM
(Where is Big Bro???)
Ma-
Well, would you looka t the time. Off to bed youngsters.
OOC: Isn't HPDJ from Britain? I hope he is okay. He hasn't posted for quite a while.
ooc: Yeah, he hasn't posted at MC for about 4 days.
Harvey Towers
07-09-2005, 03:35 AM
(What am I doing here? I would put "ooc" put I don't have a "c" to be in. HPDJ is from Wales which isn't particularly near London and he hasn't logged in since 07-04-2005 which was not at the same time as the incident in London. If anyone has his e-mail etc it might be worth trying to raise him. If he doesn't come back over this weekend then I don't mind taking over as Big Brother and collecting the votes - if it is to keep the game going for you guys - until such times as he returns.)
Beauregard
07-09-2005, 03:44 AM
(Occ: Mr Harvey, yes, we would certainly love for you to play Big Brother until HPDJ gets back)
Ma-
Well, folks, perhaps we should go vote...what'a you say???
Harvey Towers
07-09-2005, 04:24 AM
This is Little Brother.
The following housemates are still residing in the house:
Fozzie's Mother - Beauregard
Kermit - HPDJ
Pepe - BEAR
Rizzo the Rat - G-MAN
Rowlf - redboobergirl
Sam the Eagle - That Announcer
Could housemates please come to the diary room (PM Harvey Towers) with their nominations for the next eviction.
Any housemates who did not complete last week’s “Superhero” task will automatically be put up for eviction.
That Announcer
07-09-2005, 06:47 AM
(Occ: Mr Harvey, yes, we would certainly love for you to play Big Brother until HPDJ gets back)
Ma-
Well, folks, perhaps we should go vote...what'a you say???
Yes, but let's do it in a good civilized manner, or Culture Man will get you! Hold on... is the task over? Oh well.
redBoobergurl
07-09-2005, 11:53 AM
All right, I made my vote for the week. Can't believe I'm still here. Course, I don't do too much of anything really...maybe that's not a good thing either. Oh well. *goes to piano and starts playing a little ditty*
Harvey Towers
07-10-2005, 02:33 PM
This is Little Brother.
The following housemates are up for eviction:
Fozzie's Mother - Beauregard
Kermit – HPDJ
Pepe - BEAR
Housemates and viewers should cast their final votes for which housemate they wish to be evict by visiting the diary room (PM Harvey Towers)
Harvey Towers
07-11-2005, 04:13 PM
This is Little Brother
The housemates have been given a chance to nominate and vote and someone will be evicted.
The next person to leave the Muppets Big Brother house is…
Kermit the Frog (HPDJ)
Kermit, you must now leave the Big Brother House!
The remaining housemates should prepare for their next task, which will be set tomorrow.
:rolleyes: phew! Close call, okay. Hey, Blue Beak, what do jou say we go lounge out on de patio and drinky some mai tais?
Harvey Towers
07-12-2005, 01:37 AM
This is Little Brother.
The following housemates remain in the house:
Fozzie's Mother - Beauregard
Pepe - BEAR
Rizzo the Rat - G-MAN
Rowlf – redboobergirl
Sam the Eagle - That Announcer
The next task is entitled “Muppet Spin-Off Show”
Each housemate must select 3 existing Muppets and cast them as roles in a new spin-off TV show.
Little Brother is prepared to give an example if requested by the housemates.
Housemates must describe the three characters’ assumed roles and personalities, the basic premise of the show as well as giving a brief synopsis of a pilot episode.
In summary
· title
· actors
· characters
· basic premise
· plot synopsis
Beauregard
07-12-2005, 01:47 AM
MA-
Well, a diggerdy dooda! I'm not sure how well I'll do this, I don't I don't approve of the television! It's such a distraction, expecially when my son is on.
redBoobergurl
07-12-2005, 08:17 AM
Rowlf: Hmm, cast a t.v. show huh? Maybe Little Brother will give an example cause I'm not even sure where to begin!
Harvey Towers
07-12-2005, 02:05 PM
This is Little Brother.
An example of an answer to the "Muppet Spin-Off Show” might be the existing Muppets sketch "Pigs in Space."
The show stars Link Hogthrob as Captain Link Hogthrob - an unintelligent pig who has somehow been elevated to the rank of Captain while his only noted quality is his pomposity; Miss Piggy as First Mate Piggy – a fairly stylish pig with attitude and while by no means perfect she is rather unfairly stuck with a less than gifted crew; and Julius Strangepork as Doctor Julius T Strangepork - the ship's science officer who is renowned for his various inventions none of which actually seem to perform a useful purpose.
The premise of the show is that the three crew members command the star ship "Swine Trek" in space.
A synopsis of one episode is that the crew have a chance to discover 'the meaning and purpose of life' only to be faced with the dilemma of missing the secret - which is much coveted - or missing dinner - which is swill stroganoff.
The show may be entirely original or may be based on an existing TV show.
Beauregard
07-12-2005, 03:53 PM
I see...I think...I think I see....do I see? i think so...*heads off to start scrawlingon paper, scowling at paper, then screwing up paper*
redBoobergurl
07-12-2005, 05:49 PM
Ho-boy, here we go. A t.v. spinoff. A spinoff...Hmmm
*scratches head with paw*
I write well at the piano, maybe that will help.
*walks over and sits at piano*
Hmmmm......
Beauregard
07-13-2005, 06:45 AM
Well...I know some of us still end up in flight of fanitisy about space, so I figured, et'stake a peek at the old Star Trek. And, besides finding all kinds of ludicrious plot holes, I find that if I just take...
*mumbles*
A new TV spin-off show, staring the Muppets as charcters from an original/spin-off-of-the-original-series of star trek, "Crying Worf"
Staring, Sam the Eagle as Worf, a Klingon who must fight for tradition. Fozzie as Alexander, Worf's son who must fight for a position in the family, while crying wolf to Worf. And Annie Sue, as Deanna Troi, the woman who is desperatly in love with Worf, and visa-versa, and who keeps in control the boy who calls wolf to Worf.
A typical episode coudl involve: Worf waking, and going to cook brakfast, then realiseing tha today is a traditional Kilingon Scrambled-Eggs day. He would then discover the eggs were missing, and would hunt for them, while beign sent on a wild goose chanse by his son Alex. Alex would have hidden the eggs to see if his father would still love him regardless, and then would cry wolf as to where he had hidden them. Finally, Deanna would turn up with (miracioulsy) eggs. And happiness would ensue...
*deep breath*
redBoobergurl
07-13-2005, 09:03 AM
Rowlf: Wow, that was great Mrs. Bear! All right, here's the best I could come up with. A spin-off of American Idol. Muppet Hero. Instead of competing for who is the best singer, each Muppet competes to be the best hero in America. Judges would be famous superheros like Batman and Superman or sports figures or other famous people that others look up to like heroes. Each Muppet would have to compete in different types of heroic activities to be the best hero. All right, that's the best I can do. I write music, not t.v. shows!
Beauregard
07-13-2005, 09:43 AM
Good work Rowlf. Tea?
redBoobergurl
07-13-2005, 10:12 AM
Rowlf: Tea? Why that sounds great! Thanks Mrs. Bear!
Beauregard
07-13-2005, 10:15 AM
Ah, good. Milk or sugar? Or lemon? Or...what else goes in tea, rowlf?
redBoobergurl
07-13-2005, 11:17 AM
Hmm, I don't know. Sometimes cinnamon or honey. I think I'll just take some sugar though, although I think I'm pretty sweet the way I am!
That Announcer
07-13-2005, 06:27 PM
Hmmm.. television can be a bad influence, yes... well, the least he can do is give me a minute to think, and I'll come up with something. Think, Sam, think...
Harvey Towers
07-14-2005, 02:25 AM
This is Little Brother.
Mrs Bear and Rowlf: Thank you for completing your task. As a reward for being first completed you may request a luxury item from Little Brother.
Pepe, Rizzo and Sam: Please complete your task as quickly as possible. Any housemate who does not complete the task will automatically be up for eviction.
Housemates will be asked to nominate for eviction after the task is complete.
Beauregard
07-14-2005, 02:26 AM
Oh, my, goolywogs, a luxurary item...any luxurary item? Well then, I'd like for me to get a new hair-dryer, the Big House needs one you know.
That Announcer
07-14-2005, 08:17 AM
Well...
The Opera House is a new dramatic show about what happens when those cultureless Muppets get in and run the opera. Link Hogthrob, silly as he is, is the general manager of the Santa Monica Muppet Opera, and he keeps it running. Wayne and Wanda are the event organizers, and they hire the acts, but something goes wrong every time. So Sam the Eagle (see? I told you I'd fix it up!) comes in to rescue the place, and under his wing, things return to normal... for now!
redBoobergurl
07-14-2005, 08:57 AM
Rowlf: A luxury item? For me? Heck, I just did the task that was requested. But since you offered, I'd love an MP3 player to catch up on the latest tunes. I feel so out of the loop!
Harvey Towers
07-14-2005, 03:25 PM
This is Little Brother.
Mrs Bear and Rowlf: The luxury items you requested are waiting for you at the front door of the house. Please enjoy them with Little Brother's compliments.
Sam: Thank you for completing the task.
Pepe and Rizzo: Little Brother asks you to attempt the "Muppet Spin-Off Show" task as soon as possible.
Housemates who do not attempt the task will be put up for eviction.
As soon as the task is over, housemates will be asked to nominate.
:rolleyes: Okay, okay. Hellooo. My show is called "A Date With Pepe". And it stars me...Pepe. jou see, each week will chronical a different sexy celebrity going on a rrromantic date with yours truly, okay. Then I will decide at de end of the hour if they will marry me. Don't worry, everyone wins, okay. Hehehe. de premiere episode with feature our very special guest Pamela Anderson, from Baywatch fame. We will go to spend de day at de beach, catch some rays. I will pretend to drown and she will rescue me, okay. Maybe show me some CPR....HAHAHAHA!! And then...we will do de baaaackstroke. Si si. It will be HOT! And then...what? (someone from off camera is whispering something to Pepe) De show has to have atleast two other Muffens? Oh...umm...(sigh)alriiight...(back to camera) Weeell...Gonzo and de Bear can be de shade boys. But NO talking to de guest, dat is for me...PEPE :rolleyes: HAHAHA!!
That Announcer
07-14-2005, 07:22 PM
(in convulsions) Oh my! A show featuring the prawn, the bear AND the weirdo? Our so-ci-e-ty is most certainly doomed!
(OOC: Bryan, your Pepe is AMAZING. It's exactly like Bill would perform him!)
redBoobergurl
07-14-2005, 08:46 PM
*listening to MP3 player and relaxing outside*
Rowlf: This is great! It's a beautiful night, I've got some beautiful music and I'm still in the Big Brother house! Life could not get any better unless I had some Milkbones with me.
Harvey Towers
07-15-2005, 03:43 AM
This is Little Brother.
The following housemates remain in the house:
Fozzie's Mother - Beauregard
Pepe - BEAR
Rizzo the Rat - G-MAN
Rowlf – redboobergirl
Sam the Eagle - That Announcer
Four out of five housemates have successfully completed this weeks task. The housemate who did not complete this weeks task will automatically be put up for eviction.
It is now time for the housemates to nominate for eviction. Could housemates please visit the diary room (PM Harvey Towers) and nominate.
(in convulsions) Oh my! A show featuring the prawn, the bear AND the weirdo? Our so-ci-e-ty is most certainly doomed!
(OOC: Bryan, your Pepe is AMAZING. It's exactly like Bill would perform him!)
(ooc-Thanks, Announcer! That means a lot. That was really fun to write. Its amazing how once I started I just kept on going like Pepe just took over. I kept reading it over and over in the Pepe voice to see if it sounded right. I am very proud of this one. A lot of people when they try to write Pepe insist on putting the "okay" after every sentence which is not how he talks. Also I play around with not only the words he uses but also how he says things and how he elongates words. Your Sam is pretty funny too.)
G-MAN
07-15-2005, 09:58 PM
(OOC, sorry I never got it in there, my computer went down again and after waiting several days for the new parts to come in so we could get it repaired we decided to get a new computer, and we just got it set up a little bit ago)
Rizzo:Oh, the pizza was good... what I overslept? I missed two people leaving?? Now I'm the only one up for eviction??? Oh crud.
(OOC, sorry I never got it in there, my computer went down again and after waiting several days for the new parts to come in so we could get it repaired we decided to get a new computer, and we just got it set up a little bit ago)
Rizzo:Oh, the pizza was good... what I overslept? I missed two people leaving?? Now I'm the only one up for eviction??? Oh crud.
:rolleyes: Don't worry, amigo. Jou es safe with me, okay.
Harvey Towers
07-16-2005, 05:15 AM
This is Little Brother
Little Brother did not say that Rizzo the Rat was the only housemate up for eviction.
Little Brother said that housemates who did not complete last weeks task would be up for eviction in addition to the most nominated other housemates.
This is Little Brother
Little Brother did not say that Rizzo the Rat was the only housemate up for eviction.
Little Brother said that housemates who did not complete last weeks task would be up for eviction in addition to the most nominated other housemates.
:rolleyes: Sooo...who is up for de chopping block, Mr. Out-Of-Nowhere-Creepy-Voice-Of-God-Man?
That Announcer
07-16-2005, 03:40 PM
Well, I can only hope that it's YOU!
G-MAN
07-16-2005, 09:10 PM
Rizzo;That's great. (To Sam) Same goes to you baldy, Hehe
Harvey Towers
07-17-2005, 03:59 AM
This is Little Brother.
Thank you housemates for making your nominations for eviction.
The following housemates are up for eviction:
Fozzie's Mother - Beauregard
Pepe - BEAR
Rizzo the Rat - G-MAN
Rowlf – theprawncracker
Sam the Eagle - That Announcer
Could housemates and viewers please vote on which housemate they wish to evict from the house.
That Announcer
07-17-2005, 08:58 AM
Rizzo;That's great. (To Sam) Same goes to you baldy, Hehe
WHAT? Why, you miserable lowlife! I'll make sure that you... oh no, I'm up for eviction, too! (pulls a cellphone out of his suitcase)
Mr. Bush, you've got to get me out of this! (pause) The line went dead. Strange...
Beauregard
07-17-2005, 09:38 AM
*calmly pulls out knitting needles, and starts threatening anyone who votes her....with the threat of making a badly stuffed, badly shapped wool version of themselves and gettign it hosted in an art gallery*
theprawncracker
07-17-2005, 01:14 PM
Rowlf: Hey guys, I'm gonna go take myself for a walk, anyone else wanna come? Riz, Pepe?
:rolleyes: (is sitting on his bed talking on the cellphone. On the other end is Maria from Sesame Street) Sooo are jou sure jou do not want to go out with me? I mean especially since de time I rescued jou from that red furry diablo, I just thought we could have something special. Talk to Rosita? She is a sweet girl jou see but just not my type. She is too furry. I like em smooth and shaved, okay. So what do jou say, baby. Come and be with Pepe. Oh come on! What? I am no shrimp, I am a King Prawn, okay. Huh? Oh, you mean I am short. Oh. Well, yes, but that does not mean I cannot satisfy. After all, jou know what they say, don't jou? "Little things come with big packages, okay." Oh no, wait! Don't hang up, my little flan dish. (she hangs up) Dios mio.
:rolleyes: (puts phone away and walks out of bedroom. He passes by Rowlf and says...)Let's go.
Harvey Towers
07-17-2005, 01:32 PM
This is Little Brother.
Pepe: Housemates are not allowed cellphones in the house; as contestants should have no notion of what is going on in the outside world. As, however, you seem to have little grasp of the real world Little Brother will overlook your discression. Please bring your phone to the diary room as Little Brother would like to read your sent and received text messages.
Rowlf: Please enjoy your walk but remember not to stray from within the garden. You'll find all the trees you need out there.
The evicted housemate will be announcer later tonight. Housemates and viewers still have a short while to vote if they have not already.
That Announcer
07-17-2005, 01:36 PM
This is Little Brother.
Pepe: Housemates are not allowed cellphones in the house; as contestants should have no notion of what is going on in the outside world. As, however, you seem to have little grasp of the real world Little Brother will overlook your discression. Please bring your phone to the diary room as Litle Brother would like to read your sent and recieved text messsages.
Rowlf: Please enjoy your walk but remember not to stray from within the garden. You'll find all the trees you need out there.
The evicted housemate will be announcer later tonight. Housemates and viewers still have a short while to vote if they have not already.
Oh, no cellphones? Well, I would be glad to turn mine in. I must abide by the rules and regulations, you know.
Oh, no cellphones? Well, I would be glad to turn mine in. I must abide by the rules and regulations, you know.
:rolleyes: Brrown noser.
Harvey Towers
07-17-2005, 03:23 PM
This is Little Brother.
Thank you for your evictions and votes.
Another housemate must now leave the house.
This housemate is...
Rizzo the Rat!
You must leave the Muppets Big Brother House.
The remaining housemates should hold themselves in readiness for the next task.
theprawncracker
07-17-2005, 03:24 PM
:rolleyes: Brrown noser.Rowlf: No, I'm the brown noser. Oh wait, my nose is black, I keep fergettin'.
What? Riz is out? Oh well, that's to bad... Now I geuss there are four of us left...
That Announcer
07-17-2005, 04:00 PM
What? Riz is out? Oh well, that's to bad... Now I geuss there are four of us left...
Yes, and I'm one of them. Obviously, you other three do not mind CUL-ture! Harrumph...
Hold on! You, the shrimp- I am not a brown noser! I just have to a-bide by the RULES!
G-MAN
07-17-2005, 06:14 PM
Rizzo: Alright, see ya guys later. Just so you know whoever voted me out, watch your backs. Hehe, only joking.
Beauregard
07-18-2005, 02:38 AM
Hold ourselves for the next task? Oh my...*crosses legs* I sure hope I can hold it...well..maybe he didn't, that is, Right, anyone for a game of scrabble?
Bea:zany:{Grrrrr, Miss Bear is soo hard to do!!!}regard
Harvey Towers
07-18-2005, 02:49 AM
This is Little Brother.
The following housemates remain in the house:
Fozzie's Mother – Beauregard
Pepe - BEAR
Rowlf – theprawncracker
Sam the Eagle - That Announcer
Here is this week’s task. The task is entitled “Muppet Picture Gallery.”
This task requires that housemates create a self-portrait in the style of a famous painting as follows:
Fozzie's Mother in the style of “Whistlers Mother”
Pepe in the style of “Van Gogh’s Self Portrait”
Rowlf in the style of “The Laughing Cavalier”
Sam the Eagle in the style of “The Scream”
Housemates may draw or paint the pictures then transfer them to computer, use “Paint” or a similar program or even do a “cut-and-paste” collage using pictures of themselves and even the original artwork.*
Housemates without the facility to host images should contact Little Brother for advice in this department.
Little Brother wishes the housemates good luck in their task and has provided canvases and palettes for the artists as well as berets without one false ear so that they may dress up as Van Gogh.
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By "original artwork Little Brother does not mean that housemates should steal the actual paintings and cut them up just to complete this task - keen as you all are!
Beauregard
07-18-2005, 03:18 AM
Oh my holly and ivy sticks! This sure looks like abiut of jolly fun!
*grabs paintbrush*
*stares blankly*
*runs to diary room*
Oh, Little Brother, little brother, I am confused, can we use the original pictures and cut those to stick up together with us'is??
Harvey Towers
07-18-2005, 03:56 AM
This is Little Brother.
Housemates may use duplicates of the paintings to make a collage along with pictures of themselves if they wish.
Beauregard
07-18-2005, 04:35 AM
EB to LB, come in LB.
I gotta painting I know you'll looooove to see...Well, it could be worse (http://photobucket.com/albums/y218/Beauregard97/?action=view¤t=WhistlersMother.jpg)...
That Announcer
07-18-2005, 01:45 PM
I must increase my artistic ability. Unless I can match Rudolf Nureyev's paintings, I'll never do anything! What? He's a... ballet dancer? Oh well, culture is culture. Let me work on this.
...
Oh, Little Brother? Here is an astoundingly cultural and American work of art that well represents me and my artistic talents. I'm sure you'll be impressed.
http://www.freewebs.com/thatannouncer/samscream.JPG
Nice, isn't it?
theprawncracker
07-18-2005, 04:29 PM
Whoa! That's a wierd paintin' for a dog to be in! Oh well better get started...*gets on computer* Here's paint, and here's the picture...
*2 hours later*
Phew...I'm done...Here ya go Little Bro!
http://photobucket.com/albums/y162/theprawncracker/
(It's in my album somewhere, just scroll down, and it should be there!)
So Pepe, you wanna go relax in the hot tub? My dogs are killin' me!
Whoa! That's a wierd paintin' for a dog to be in! Oh well better get started...*gets on computer* Here's paint, and here's the picture...
*2 hours later*
Phew...I'm done...Here ya go Little Bro!
http://photobucket.com/albums/y162/theprawncracker/
(It's in my album somewhere, just scroll down, and it should be there!)
So Pepe, you wanna go relax in the hot tub? My dogs are killin' me!
:rolleyes: (to Rowlf) Si si, okay. So let me ask you, Raul... (as they head to the tub) what do jou think of Maria, okay?
theprawncracker
07-18-2005, 07:01 PM
ooc: BEAR you're really making my day with all these references! Thank you so much!!!
Rowlf: Maria? Isn't she married to some guy on Sesame Street? I don' know, she looks like she might be able to fix my toaster...Or mail some of my packages.
ooc: BEAR you're really making my day with all these references! Thank you so much!!!
Rowlf: Maria? Isn't she married to some guy on Sesame Street? I don' know, she looks like she might be able to fix my toaster...Or mail some of my packages.
:rolleyes: Oh, you mean Luis? I dunno...I heard he was gay...(long pause)...What? Apparantly everyone is gay around here, okay. But I don't believe it! Not me, not Pepe! Filthy rumors.
What were we talking about? Oh yeah...Maria. Oh, she is so hot! She melts my soul into enchiladas rancheros, okay. But here is my problem, i am caught in a triangle. I keep getting calls from that fuzzy blue girl. Jou know, de one with de wings, but now she doesn't have wings, but sometimes she does but people insist she doesnt...I dunno, I only catch de reruns, okay.
theprawncracker
07-19-2005, 01:42 PM
Hey guys, I messed up with the link to my picture, so here's the correct one,
http://photobucket.com/albums/y162/theprawncracker/?action=view¤t=16nolaug.jpg
Sorry 'bout that.
:rolleyes: Hmm...I see jou are speechless. Me too. It really es so hard to make sense over, okay. It is so hard to be in my position. (dramatic violin music starts to play) I mean, I try to please everyone, but jou just can't. (dramatic soap opera pose; then the music comes to a screeching stop and he breaks away from it) Ah, well. What's for dinner?
That Announcer
07-19-2005, 02:59 PM
Hmmph. You... are all... WEIRDOS! Now I'm going to partake of some Robert Frost, so don't bother me. (heads off to room)
:rolleyes: That bird really needs to pull the Liberty Bell out of his--HONK!! (a Honker pops up for a second and "honks" out the next word about to come out of Pepe's mouth.)
That Announcer
07-19-2005, 04:02 PM
:rolleyes: That bird really needs to pull the Liberty Bell out of his--HONK!! (a Honker pops up for a second and "honks" out the next word about to come out of Pepe's mouth.)
(Sam, not having quite reached the room yet, stops dead in his tracks and then swivels around) WHAT? Why, you little un-American infidel! We'll just have to see about you! Perhaps the bear might assist me in giving you a little bit of CUL-ture! Harrumph! (heads into room and slams door)
(OOC: Laughed my (HONK) off, Bryan! Keep it coming!)
(Sam, not having quite reached the room yet, stops dead in his tracks and then swivels around) WHAT? Why, you little un-American infidel! We'll just have to see about you! Perhaps the bear might assist me in giving you a little bit of CUL-ture! Harrumph! (heads into room and slams door)
(OOC: Laughed my (HONK) off, Bryan! Keep it coming!)
(ooc: Yeah, I was hesitating whether I should write that or not. I really wanted Pepe to finally make some kind of snide comment at Sam's expense, and I tried to find a way to cut him off from saying something totally inappropriate. I thought that would be the best way, even though we all know what Pepe was about to say without having to actually say it. Thanks to the Honker for his assistance.)
:rolleyes: (under his breath) we need to find him a girlfriend, okay. Sheesh.
That Announcer
07-19-2005, 04:22 PM
(Sam pops his head out the door) I heard that! Nosir, I am only dedicated to serving my country and making you WEIRDOS cultural.
(pause)
You know, I am married, but we're separated. My wife, she flew the coop.
:rolleyes: (sarcastic) Riiiiiight...and Miss Piggy es de next Top Model, okay. (nudging Rowlf) Hehehehe!!
theprawncracker
07-19-2005, 04:49 PM
Rowlf: Good one. Oh um...Sorry Sam. So any way Pepe you better hurry up with that paintin' of yours, or you'll be out of here faster than you can recite the alphabet is Spanish. Or did Rosita already teach ya that on one of your dates? *laughs* I'm just kiddin' buddy. You wanna head out to the hot tub?
Rowlf: Good one. Oh um...Sorry Sam. So any way Pepe you better hurry up with that paintin' of yours, or you'll be out of here faster than you can recite the alphabet is Spanish. Or did Rosita already teach ya that on one of your dates? *laughs* I'm just kiddin' buddy. You wanna head out to the hot tub?
:rolleyes: Dios mio! De paintingk! How much time do I have, okay?
That Announcer
07-19-2005, 08:32 PM
:rolleyes: Dios mio! De paintingk! How much time do I have, okay?
(pops his head out of the room) Not nearly enough! Don't you see that this is what happens when you do not follow the AMERICAN way? Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some poems to get through. When you do your work early, you read faster. It's true- Mr. Bush said so!
(pops his head out of the room) Not nearly enough! Don't you see that this is what happens when you do not follow the AMERICAN way? Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some poems to get through. When you do your work early, you read faster. It's true- Mr. Bush said so!
:rolleyes: Hmm I better make like Michael and haul buns, okay.
theprawncracker
07-20-2005, 05:52 AM
:sympathy:: Hey guys, I'm gonna head off to bed for a while, a long while. See ya in a few days!
ooc: See ya in a few days!
:sympathy:: Hey guys, I'm gonna head off to bed for a while, a long while. See ya in a few days!
ooc: See ya in a few days!
:rolleyes: What, jou hibernating?
That Announcer
07-20-2005, 02:55 PM
:rolleyes: What, jou hibernating?
DOGS DO NOT HIBERNATE! This is what happens when you do not recieve a proper, American education. I did, and I'm perfectly smart!
I do know this: you won't be here if you don't finish your painting. And the Liberty Bell is in Philadelphia, thank-you-very-much.
Beauregard
07-20-2005, 03:43 PM
Now, now, boys,quit your little bickering and settle down...I'M TRYING TO WATCH THE FOOTBALL!
:rolleyes: My paintingk es done and I am trrying to send it to Hermanito, because I can't post it here myself, and--(to Mrs. B) she likes football?
That Announcer
07-20-2005, 05:47 PM
:rolleyes: My paintingk es done and I am trrying to send it to Hermanito, because I can't post it here myself, and--(to Mrs. B) she likes football?
(OOC: I can host the image for you, forward it along and I ought to have it up within five or ten minutes of my getting the email. :) )
Harvey Towers
07-22-2005, 05:01 AM
This is Little Brother
Thank you for completing your task Mrs Bear, Sam and Rowlf.
Pepe, are you still having trouble posting your finished painting?
redBoobergurl
07-22-2005, 05:25 PM
Rowlf: Well, that was a nice nap. Wonder who's up for eviction this week. Guess I'll have to wait and see.
(Ooc: Thanks to Ryan for playing Rowlf for me this week while I was gone. You did a great job and I LOVE the portrait you did!!!! I couldn't have done that myself! You rock!)
Harvey Towers
07-23-2005, 07:04 AM
This is Little Brother.
As only four housemates remain in the house, all housemates are this week up for eviction:
Fozzie's Mother – Beauregard
Pepe - BEAR
Rowlf – redBoobergurl
Sam the Eagle - That Announcer
Could housemates and viewers please vote for who they want to leave the house this week.
Any housemate who has not completed and posted there painting for “Muppet Picture Gallery” should aim to complete that task as quickly as possible.
:rolleyes: I did my paintingk! Why couldn;t I get it posted. Ugh, alas I have failed as a King!
redBoobergurl
07-24-2005, 12:20 PM
Rowlf:Well, I just made my vote in the diary room again. It's amazing that there are so few of us now. Hmm, well I think I'm going to take myself for a walk out in the backyard. Course, not like there's really any place to go. Oh well.
Beauregard
07-24-2005, 03:59 PM
*wonders in from backyard*
Yeh, well, trust me doggyman, there's no place to go out there either. This place is gettign kind'a stuffy if you ask me. but then again...were you asking me???
Harvey Towers
07-25-2005, 04:32 AM
This is Little Brother.
The next housemate to be evicted from the Muppets Big Brother is…
PEPE THE PRAWN!
Pepe (BEAR) thank you, but you must now leave the Muppets Big Brother house.
The remaining housemates should listen out for further instructions.
Beauregard
07-25-2005, 04:36 AM
*gives Pepe a squshy hug before he leaves*
We're all becoming like a family here, it's sad we have ta' vote each other off...
(ooc: You did Pepe most supremely!!!)
redBoobergurl
07-25-2005, 09:00 AM
:sympathy: *walks over and gives Pepe a handshake* Sorry you have to leave, you're one heck of a King Prawn. Good luck to you.
Beauregard
07-25-2005, 09:17 AM
Yeah, but with just me and that stooge and a dog in the house I'll be going stir crazy anytime soon!
:rolleyes: What!? Does dis mean I don't get de monies. (being dragged out) Dis es an outrage! Jou will hear from my agent, okay! I don't have to stand for dis. I am Pepe...THE KING PRAWN.......(fades out)
Harvey Towers
07-25-2005, 01:11 PM
This is Little Brother.
The following housemates remain in the Muppet Big Brother House:
Fozzie's Mother – Beauregard
Rowlf – redBoobergurl
Sam the Eagle - That Announcer
You are now into your final week in the Muppets Big Brother House.
You will be set your final task tomorrow.
That Announcer
07-25-2005, 02:20 PM
YES! Now that the un-American shrimp is gone, I shall be able to install a sense of CUL-TURE and MO-ra-li-ty in this house! Harrumph!
You there, the dog! Wash yourself down, you look mangy! You bear... um, you're alright. Anyway, culture is culture. I'll hang up those American flags now. (heads to bedroom)
(OOC: Sad to see you go, Bryan. We want you back for MBB2!)
Beauregard
07-25-2005, 02:35 PM
Final week! Final task! Oh boy does this get streesy. I'm heading to the tub for some bubblign under my toes, wocka, wocka!
That Announcer
07-25-2005, 02:48 PM
Final week! Final task! Oh boy does this get streesy. I'm heading to the tub for some bubblign under my toes, wocka, wocka!
Ahhhhhh... WHAT? Did you just say WOCKA WOCKA? You're worse than I thought! I knew you were the bear's mother, but you usually didn't act like this!
Beauregard
07-25-2005, 03:25 PM
Well, it's a family tradition, oh feathered bald one, you know how it is with tradion, and decency, father-to..well..mother-to-son.
I certainyl brought that boy up good, you know, his jokes are to die for, at least they are painfull. Wocka, wocka!
That Announcer
07-25-2005, 07:25 PM
Well, I truly must agree with you there. His jokes are one of the reasons most of my relatives are now extinct, you know!
Okay, who's laughing? Nobody? Well, we've got to work on all of you!
Beauregard
07-26-2005, 02:27 AM
I say, young man, why don't you lighten up a little. Shake your tail feathers a bit. Life isn't just decent, it's delightfull. Wocka, wocka! *turns on the radio*
Harvey Towers
07-26-2005, 04:27 AM
This is Little Brother.
This is the final week in the Muppets Big Brother house.
By the end of the week a winner will have been decided on and they will leave with all of the prize money.
Your final task therefore is to post your appeal to the MC Public as to why you should be voted as their winner. Viewers and former housemates will all be asked to vote on who they wish to win. This will be your last chance to influence the voting public.
Little Brother asks you to enjoy your remaining time in the house. You are all winners; it's just one of you will be the most-winner.
redBoobergurl
07-26-2005, 08:18 AM
Rowlf: Well, I have enjoyed my time here in the house, I think I've made some good friends. I think people should vote for me because I was just here to play the game. I did all the tasks that were asked and well, pretty much minded my own business because that's what I do. And hey, I added entertainment every now and then playing piano for everyone as gentle background music. Anyway, it's been fun, so vote for me if you'd like, but if not, I still enjoyed the experience. All right, where did I put that flea powder?
Beauregard
07-26-2005, 08:23 AM
*stares into camera, eyes big and puppy-doggish*
Well, you know, what have I done here in the house? I've only been a background member, you know, sweeping, cleaning, tidying...*getting faster and faster* Cooking, and cleaning, and bakeing, and dusting, and making the breakfast, and making the dinner, and making the beds...making the beds? Forget that last remark, ahhaha...
Right! Well, where was I? My poor guffundled brain needs a sweep itself, wocka, wocka. If you want to vote me, please do, but if not, you know where I live, pop in for tea sometime.
That Announcer
07-26-2005, 02:06 PM
(Comes up to podium with the Seal of Sam in the background. Trumpet music plays.)
Greetings. As a member of the Big Brother household, I have tried to lend MORALITY and CUL-ture to ev-er-y-one here! I have made sure not to be RUDE, and I have attempted to make sure that no-one ELSE is rude to ME or the others! I was succ-ess-ful in driving that little shrimp and that BEAR out of the house, and the RAT as well! And don't you see that's all for the better? Now, after several weeks, I have made this house into a genuine A-mer-i-can outpost! The bedroom bears my indelible stamp: the bedspreads are now red, white and blue, and there is a Star Spangled Banner above the beds! Every morning, I have tried to make these WEIRDOS sing our Na-tio-nal Anthem, but God knows I have not always been successful! I even have this Emily Bear cooking some good, cultural food, including some decidedly fancy dishes!
Ladies and gentlemen, I appeal to you. Please vote for me, your genuine bald eagle! Thank you. Harrumph. (heads into bedroom, turns around to camera again) If you'll excuse me, I have a little Robert Burns to read. (heads back)
Beauregard
07-26-2005, 02:09 PM
*comes in, and snatches the book*
Now, Sammy, last week together. We should spend time Talking, and Thinking, and going back over memories of yore. Ahh...of your what? Wocka Wocka!
*flips through book, and puts it down*
Seriously, let's you, me, rowlf gather in the living room and talk a little.
That Announcer
07-26-2005, 02:26 PM
Alright. I enjoy discussing the past, it's my family's favorite thing to do. I have some family pictures, if you want them.
What, just this? Oh, alright. Mmph.
redBoobergurl
07-26-2005, 02:32 PM
Rowlf: I'm up for sitting around and reminicing. Who knows, things could get musical! I'll be prepared for a good old fashioned sing along!
Beauregard
07-26-2005, 02:55 PM
But what would we sing? I'm no good without my voice tutor, and he costs the earth, I tell you. Luckily Fozzie is a celebrity, so he works for cups of tea. Speaking of which can I get anyone one?
redBoobergurl
07-26-2005, 03:13 PM
Why yes Mrs. Bear! You make the best tea out of anyone I've ever met! I'd love a cup!
Beauregard
07-26-2005, 03:32 PM
*hands Rowlf a cup* And I'll go and get tea to go in it, wocka, wocka! Or, i simply out-do myself...I must write this one down. "When someone asks for a cup, hand them a cup." Laughes.
That Announcer
07-26-2005, 03:40 PM
Tea is nicely cultural, though I suspect it may be un-American. I'll take a cup full as well, with a little milk added, if you please.
Beauregard
07-27-2005, 04:07 AM
*finishing a joke* ...and he says, I didn't know it was a Polar bear! Wocka, wocka. You see...Fozzie got it wrong in MTM...that's why it wasn't funny...
Harvey Towers
07-30-2005, 03:57 AM
This is Little Brother.
Good morning housemates, and welcome to your penultimate day in the house!
To celebrate your stay, today Little Brother is throwing in a dinner party in your honour. Please find a fully laid out table in the dining room with a selection of the finest foods available for your enjoyment.
Viewers (including former housemates) are still welcome to vote for who they wish to win Muppets Big Brother.
Beauregard
07-30-2005, 04:32 AM
Oh, flibber-my-gibblets! The last day...oh, is that honey roast ham? Pass please, Sammy. Oh, and the potatoes, and...oh, can I get a drink anyplace?
That Announcer
07-30-2005, 07:10 AM
Oh, my! Finally, some real cooking, done with atypical A-merican flair! Honey baked ham! Potatoes! Oh, what was it you wanted? Here you go. Now just make sure you remember to eat with proper table manners, especially you, the dog! (puts napkin on lap)
redBoobergurl
07-30-2005, 12:35 PM
Rowlf: Hey, I may be a dog, but I am domesticated. *fixes a plate* This stuff looks delicious!
Beauregard
07-30-2005, 04:13 PM
Looks delicious, tastes delicious, and by lordy it feels delicious! Wocka, wocka! *eats*
(ooc: sorry if this against rules, just thought it would be funny.)
:rolleyes: (Pepe is outside the diningroom window with his face smooshed against the glass looking in. His mouth is wide open admiring the food.)
That Announcer
07-30-2005, 06:52 PM
(Sam turns and sees Pepe, then makes his trademark wide-eyed-open-mouth expression)
WHAT? Why, that little shrimp! (goes over to window and hits it really hard) There. That ought to take care of him!
:rolleyes: (falling down from the window) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh............................. .................. *thump* Pft, well that was rude, okay. Right, kitty? Kitty?! (turns and sees a hungry tom cat licking his lips) Nice, gato, niiice....YIKES!! (Is chased out of town)
Harvey Towers
07-31-2005, 10:02 AM
This is Little Brother.
It is the final day in the Muppets Big Brother House.
Later on, the winner of Muppets Big Brother will be anounced.
Oh, and prawn, Little Brother would like to point out that next time you get invited to a dinner in this House it will not be as a guest...
Beauregard
07-31-2005, 11:05 AM
Oh my...this is scarey! *grabs Sam's arm, adn hugs it*
*looks at Sam*
Hmmm...
*grabs Rowlf arm and hgus it*
That Announcer
07-31-2005, 11:35 AM
Actually, I'd like to say something.
(clears throat)
I've warmed up to you. Not necessarily your manners or way of life, but just you.
But would you not grab my arm again?
Beauregard
07-31-2005, 11:45 AM
Why...um...Mr Eagle *flutteres eyelashes* Certainly. *Links arm through Sam's, and the other through Rowlf's*
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