"You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if..."

[Fozzie Bear]

By Vic Romano

You've heard Jeff Foxworthy's: "You might be a redneck if..." jokes, so let's do a "You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if..."

Examples:
"You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if..."
You know what a 'Hoob' is.
You've arranged your Palisades figures by groups of their respective puppeteer.
You know the names of all the Henson kids... etc.

You can post as many responses in one post as you'd like.

Now:
You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if...you spend more time at Muppet Fan Forums than you do sleeping.

[christyb]

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if...you rewind tapes to figure out which Muppeteer's head you just saw.

[sugarbritchez]

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if......you can identify a character just by hearing their voice.

(happned to me this week...the radio station has a little diddy before a song and Wembly says...How about a song.....well I picked up on it right away and the girl that works with me said it was really sad that I even knew that)

Hehehehehehehehe

[Whatever]

You might be an obsessive Muppet fan if...

You hear someone singing "Mahna Mahna" in the bathroom and join in.

Your St Patrick's Day outfit features Kermit.

You think Muppets are the best thing ever, followed by the Steppum.

Your definition of "java" does not include "lamp."

Your knowledge of art history come from Mis Piggy's Treasury of Art Masterpieces from the Kermitage Collection.

Your knowledge of music and celebrities from the 60s and 70s comes from TMS.

[Whatever]

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if you know who Lord Grade and Bernie Brillstein are.

[Fozzie Bear]

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if you can name more Muppets than you can members of your own family.

[sugarbritchez]

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if you can name more Muppets than you can members of your own family.


Now I do believe that is a Winner there!

Good One Kev!!!!

[Vic Romano]

You might be an obsessive Muppet fan if...
I laughed out loud so hard when I read this. Thanks for using my idea, Kevin!

"You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if..."
You've considered making Jim Henson your deity.

[JaniceFerSure]

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if...

-you recognize which puppeteer voices which character..
-you watch the dvd widescreen version of Labyrinth,and try to find the Jareth busts/heads
-you know the lyrics to the majority of Muppet songs,including the ones that don't make sense;like Trudge Trudge/Streak Streak & Hugga Wugga,Pachalafaka
-you know sketches by heart,verbatum
-you've seen all of you favorite shows,movies more than a few times;including Muppet 3D
-you know the likes and dislikes of your favorite muppets
-you collect anything muppety that is produced;you run out of room to put them & still buy more
-you've seen all of the muppet projects that have been produced thus far
-you can't wait to see the next muppet projects coming out
-you've pre-ordered the next muppet merchandise coming to a store near you
-you know who the monster is at the end of the book...
-you can figure out what and where Gonzo is/from

[Harvey Towers]

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if...

You break into song whenever you see a rainbow, the midpoint of some steps or anything green...

[Manda:-D]

....You wrote a list like this years ago, and never remembered to post it.
....You search relentlessly for chords not only to Muppet songs like "Rainbow Connection" and "Going to Go Back there Someday", but also "Six Stringed Orchestra", and "We Got Us."
....You hear a song on the radio and comment on how perfect it would be for Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem to perform. (I.e: anything by Dr. John, "The Beat Goes On", etc.)
....You write songs you deem "somewhat Fraggle-ish."
...You really believe that world peace can be made possible by making world leaders watch Fraggle Rock every day.
....You've ever tried to wear your hair like Red Fraggle. (It's getting the pigtails to stay standing up that's the trouble.)
....Your favorite present, even w/all the clothes and the movies you get, is that one random Muppet chotchke that cost a/b a buck, especially if it's your favorite Muppet.

[Fozzie Bear]

You might be an obsessive Muppet fan if everytime you hear the words Mahna-Mahna (or Phenomena for that matter) you HAVE to say: DO DOO DO DO DOO (or the variable Ba dee bee dee, etc).

BTW:
Do doo do do doo...

[Katzi428]

You might be a Muppet Fan if:
You sing the Swedish Chef song while cooking
(not that I've ever done that! :) )

[Beauregard]

You might be an obsessive Muppet fan if...

...you break into an Animal Impression on the drums whenever you sit near them. Comlete with headbanging, and cymbol eating.
...You can recite these lines: "Jah hah wuggula hu duggy wuggy wuggula. Hey hu halia apeligo aluila. Hu ta tuu la, ah eh, accolia. Hudeeleeta etta puguli." And know it comes from the Muppet Hawian War Chant
...You say Wocka Wocka if you joke fails
...you can also quote the next verse of the Hawiaan War Chant, which goes: "Tah, wocka, wocka, choo, chu locomotobacka. Hey hu halia apeligo aluila. Hu ta tuu la, ah eh, accolia. Hudeeleeta etta puguli

[Whatever]

[QUOTE=Vic Romano]I laughed out loud so hard when I read this. QUOTE]
Thanks!

You might be an obsessive Muppet fan if the only French you know is "moi."

[ryhoyarbie]

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if you picture the Electric doing songs on the radio while you're listening.

ryan

[Erine81981]

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if...

....you sing songs with different lyrics but to "Bein' Green."
....you watch "Muppets Take Manhattan" and you watch "I'm always going to love you" over and over and sing everyone's voice.
....you do little puppet shows and have muppet songs that your puppet does.(when you were little)
....you have both verison of "Muppet Movie Book" paper back and hardback.
....on your coffiee table you have muppet books and only one womans magazine.
....you have muppet house shoes that still fit you from back in the day. (I don't I have big feet)

[Beauregard]

[QUOTE=Vic Romano]I laughed out loud so hard when I read this. QUOTE]
Thanks!

You might be an obsessive Muppet fan if the only French you know is "moi."
Heh! I like!

Ok. You might..blah de blah...fan if you...

...actually understand why any of these are funny
...you say Mwoo instead of Moo, just because it is the initials of the Muppet WoO.

[Harvey Towers]

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if...

when someone asks you if you can speak french/german/italian/spanish/whatever you answer "No, but I can speak mock Swedish."

[Beauregard]

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if...

when someone asks you if you can speak french/german/italian/spanish/whatever you answer "No, but I can speak mock Swedish."
...or Beekerese

[Erine81981]

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if...

....when you see a woman you like you yell, "WO-MAN WO-MAN WO-MAN!!" like Animal.

[redBoobergurl]

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if...

-you've ever crawled in a garbage can just to experience the essance of Oscar
-you're tried to recreate the bicycle scene from Great Muppet Caper with your friends and some stuffed Muppet toys
-someone says The Rock in reference to Dwayne Johnson the wrestler, but you immediately think of the place where you can dance your cares away
-you've programmed every Muppet song available as ringtones into your cell phone (such as TMS theme, Fraggle theme, Sesame theme and Mahna Mahna)
-Odd every day things cause you to break out in Sesame Street songs, such as standing at a Bus Stop (Bus stop, bus stop, standing in line, waiting at the corner at the bus stop sign!)

[Vic Romano]

"You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if..."
They influenced several school projects.

[Daffyfan2003]

Okay let me try a few...

-if you think the Pilgrims landed on Fraggle Rock

-if whenever you forget something you say, 'Uh, I forgot. Uh hee!'

Gosh. I had a few more in mind, but I can't think of them right now. I'll have to post more later.

[DanDanStrawberry]

(I've put a star next to the ones I've done)

...You've seen Maggie Wheeler on Friends and said "She's named like a muppet!" *

....You've ever followed a joke with Wocka Wocka

...You've corrected someone for saying Waldorf and Statler, rather than other way round *

...You know who Marvin Suggs is *

....You have ever tried singing the TMS theme backwards

...You know what TMS is *

....You're taking the phone off the hook and bolting the door on May 20th

....You've ever pondered where Animal came from *

....You've looked for a green creature in your bin *

....You have all of the films in order of release on your DVD stand *

....You checked the Muppets.com countdown more than twice a week *

[tutter_fan]

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if...

* You know how to act like animal
* You know who the Muppets & characters on Fraggle Rock are
* Your inner self is like a mixture of gonzo & animal
* You act like Guy Smiley
* You cry somewhat everytime you hear "Saying Goodbye"
* You laugh at the swedish chef, and you speak Mock Swedish!!!!
* You act like the Swedish Chef!!!! :zany:

[Daffyfan2003]

Can someone explain to me about the May 20th one? I don't get the joke there.

[redBoobergurl]

I think May 20th is the airdate for MWoO, but check GelfingWaldo's files to be sure, the exact airdate is listed there.

[Rowbes]

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if...

...you throw paint on people for wearing fake fur.

...you try to solve disputes with co-workers by singing a duet.

...you make sure your food doesn't talk before taking a bite.

...you feel that "wocka wocka" works as a setup and a punchline.

...thunder strikes when you say a number and laugh.

...no one can see your best friend but you.

...you can't eat pork with a clear conscience.

...seeing a pinball machine compels you to count to 12 in song.

...you've done "the Pigeon."

[christyb]

"You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if..."
They influenced several school projects.
Know the feeling ;).

You might be an obsessed muppet fan if...

You've taught your dogs to howl to the song "I'm going to go back there someday" (Ok, so I didn't teach my dog this but she does it.)

[Beauregard]

You may be an obsessed Mupept fan if:

You do all adding, taking away, and counting in a Translavainian acent followed by the words "Lightning. Thunder."
You put cups on your eyes and say, "Doobily doo, de, doo" like the Swedish Chef from MTM whenever you hold two cups.
You sing Rubber Duckie for no apparent reason in the middle of a shop (did that yesterday...)

[Daffyfan2003]

I think May 20th is the airdate for MWoO, but check GelfingWaldo's files to be sure, the exact airdate is listed there.

Oh, I see. I was thinking May 5th or something like that.

[Docnzhoss]

You may be an obsessed Muppet fan if...

-you walk into a crowded theater and the first thing you think of is the theater scenes in The Muppet Movie.

-a Muppet fan sees your Muppets collection and calls you a freak.

-you constantly log onto ebay to check for new Muppet auctions.

-you can have an intellectual conversation comparing and contrasting Guy Smiley and Lewis Kezagger.

-you consider the Electric Mayhem to be one of your favorite bands.

-you give an in-class Powerpoint presentation praising Sesame Street for its accomplishments but denouncing Elmo.

-you're turned off to frog legs and pork.

[Fozzie Bear]

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if...you compare all greens to Kermit-green.

...most words remind you of a song to sing.


You may be an obsessed Mupept fan if:
You put cups on your eyes and say, "Doobily doo, de, doo" like the Swedish Chef from MTM whenever you hold two cups.

Okay, so I'm an obsessed Muppet fan! I ADMIT IT! I DO THAT!!

[christyb]

You're an obsessed Muppet Fan if.... you go around the house singing random Muppet Songs.

[Beauregard]

You might be obsessed Muppet fan if you know what IAVMMCM stands for.

[christyb]

You might be an obsessed Muppet Fan if...you actually do more than one item on this list.

[Kimp the Shrimp]

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if... you still where TMS Tidy Whiteys @ age 30

[Vic Romano]

"You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if..."
Your car radio hasn't gotten much use lately because all you listen to are your Muppet songs you've aquired from fellow obsessed fans.

[redBoobergurl]

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if...
Your first knowledge of very famous pop songs were Sesame Street parodies (like Letter B by the Beetles....) and when you'd actually hear the real version you'd say "hey, that's from Sesame Street"

You're really an obsessed Muppet fan if...you hear a pop song now and STILL say "hey, that's from Sesame Street!"

[Daffyfan2003]

Yep. That's me! That's the first thing I think of when I hear that song.

Here's another one:

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if you want your wedding song to be "Somebody's Getting Married."

[Kimp the Shrimp]

we played it as our entrance @ the reception

[christyb]

Seriously?? That's so cool!


You might be an obsessed Muppet Fan if....you think Muppet MP3 files are a great gift.

[JaniceFerSure]

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if...

-you try to make Swedish lump puppetry,or do anything else the Swedish Chef has done or made
-you put an eyepatch on your cat,so it looks like Gaffer
-you and your friend play Statler and Waldorf,heckling from your balcony
-naming your pet after a muppet or anything muppety
-having your room covered wall to wall & including the ceiling with Muppet poster & pictures
-you try to decipher what Mahna Mahna or Hugga Wugga means
-you wonder how many muppets can be eaten by The Behemoth or Big Mama & which one would win an eating contest
-you get all of your Palisade figures together,exactly like the end of TMM and sing the finale song

(that's enough for now,lol)

[Daffyfan2003]

Let's see....

--if you watch the news and expect a bunch of tennis balls to fall on the newsman's head (or something like that)

[Vic Romano]

"Y'just might be an obsessed Muppet fan if..."
• You've tried explaining the significance and importance of Sesame Street to yer' two year old nephew.
• You don't necessarilly see Kermit, Scooter, Fozzie, Gonzo and Floyd, but rather Jim, Richard, Frank, Dave and Jerry.
• You double checked that last one to make sure I was right and that they were listed in order as well.
• You just checked again.
• You've successfully convinced your wife to display yer' Muppet collection.
• You're willing to sit through a bad Frank Oz film because you want to give him your support.

[tutter_fan]

You might be an obsessed muppet fan if you end up acting like the newsman (News music starts: Newsman enters running to his desk) THIS IS A MUPPET NEWSFLASH! There seems to be a bunch of obsessed muppet fans in the area! (As he says this, there are hundreds of obsessed muppet fans waiting for his autograph!) lol I had to put that one in! I think the newsman on TMS is funny!

[JaniceFerSure]

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if...

-you understand word for word what Beaker &/or the Swedish Chef is saying
-you get home from work/school & automatically turn on your computer;to MC or to MC radio
-you have a collection of rubber duckies,bottle caps,paper clips because Bert & Ernie do
-you sing yourself to sleep;singing Imagination or any other Muppety lullaby

[Beauregard]

You may be an obsessed Muppet fan-

-if you occasioanlly hum or sing a line from a Muppet song in randum places just to see if anyone recognises it and may be a fan also.

[Docnzhoss]

You may be an obsessed Muppet fan if you are on a very strict deadline for school/work but find yourself setting your work aside for watching a Muppet movie or viewing posts on Muppet Central.

[TogetherAgain]

You might be an obsessed muppet fan if
-you have at least one muppet movie memorized, beginning to end, word for word.
-the slightest connection prompts you to recite that (those) movie(s), beginning to end, word for word
-while reading something on this list that you don't do, you think "that looks fun" and/or "I should try that some time"
-you've discussed how life would be so much better if everyone was a muppet

(just feel like adding that this is the thread that finally convinced me to join MC. It's hilarious!)

[Erine81981]

You might be an obsessed muppet fan if.....

-you wait for the mail to come for your muppet records, dolls, cd, videos etc.
-your singing a muppet song and people say "What in the world is that?"
-watched fraggle rock and made little nest in small trees to equal which fraggle lived where.
-you listen to mp3s or windows media player of muppets over and over and over and over because you have it set on repeat.
-(this one contains to the frist one) You spent your cheak from work on all sorts of muppet stuff from ebay.

[Whatever]

You might be an obsessed muppet fan if.....
You know what FOMP and the BBB are.
You've fed cows pop-tarts because of the 60 second rebellion.
You call all chickens "Camilla."
You are exceedingly concerned that Prince Andrew is marrying "Camilla"- weren't any humans available?
You call pretty girls "Bug-faced baby-eating O'Brian."

[Whatever]

You might be an obsessed muppet fan if.....
You think the phrase "Kermit's Swamp Years" is a disgusting swear word.

[Beauregard]

You might be an obsessed muppet fan if.....
You think the phrase "Kermit's Swamp Years" is a disgusting swear word.
*applause*

[Harvey Towers]

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if.....

You think the most interesting time and high point of any star's career is when they appeared on "The Muppet Show"

[Beauregard]

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if.....

You think the most interesting time and high point of any star's career is when they appeared on "The Muppet Show"
Oh yeah!

You might be a Muppet fan if...

...you you ever wondered what someone reaction would be if you ran in with a tootoo on and said, "La, la, la, la, la, laaa! La, la! La! I should go change, ok."

[Harvey Towers]

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if...

You regularly give out Pete's (MTM) philosphy on life to explain any situation.

Peoples is peoples!

[Beauregard]

You may be an obsessed Mupept fan...

...if you regularly used Pete's other line to people. "Dear bears, and chicken's and things"

[TogetherAgain]

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if...
- You call your bathtub "Rosie" :p
- You know how many cracks in the sidewalk from the corner to your home (fifty-eight, in my case...);)
- You know at least one song for every letter of the alphabet
- while you think MWoO is a good excuse for a party, you will be duct taping everyone's mouths shut to make sure no one talks through it. (er... not that I will be, I mean... um...)

[Beauregard]

Lisa (assuming that is your name) Are you refering to the Grover song about cracks in the sidewalk? If so, can you tell me how many Grover said there were?

[That Announcer]

I'm a big Foxworthy fan so I'll have a little fun with this one:

If you spent $5000 to get from England to shake Terry Angus's hand at the IWK Telethon...

If you can name every character ever puppeteered by Jerry Nelson, Frank Oz and Dave Goelz combined but not the Vice President of the US...

If you've ever stripped naked and dunked yourself in a green paint bath to make a Kermit halloween costume...

If at every family reunion, the only thing anyone says to you is "Hey! Do George the Janitor!"...

[That Announcer]

Why not throw a few more into the pile:

If you've had your eyes surgically removed and inserted into hollow glass frames to look more like Scooter...

If you've ever communicated with other Muppet fans in Beaker-ish...

If you have a 20GB Ipod and there's nothing on it but ten thousand versions of "Can You Picture That"...

If your wedding substitute for that idiot bridal march was "Rainbow Connection" (This is a true story, happened to a buddy of my aunt)

If your Halloween costume was a Whatnot and somebody recognized which one you were...

If you've ever recorded more than one song in the style of Angus MacGonagall...

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa (assuming that is your name) Are you refering to the Grover song about cracks in the sidewalk? If so, can you tell me how many Grover said there were?
precisely what I was refering to, and he said there were 32.
And yes, Lisa is my name. :)

[That Announcer]

I'm having a lot of fun with this. I might have to publish a book sometime soon!


If your science teacher ever said the word "phenomenal" and you led the class in a singalong...

If you recieved every single bit of wisdom you ever learned from Miss Piggy...

If you come from Germany but you moved your family to Minnesota to respect Sam the Eagle...

If you must sit in the balconies in movie theaters and heckle the screen...

If you've ever deliberately re-threaded the film in a theater projector just to say "Der feelm is Okee-Dookkee!"

If you fainted when you first saw Snuffy...

If you've ever made a short film in which you point a camera at your face and do Muppet impressions and then sold it at $10 a copy...

If you ever pulled an Elvis and shot your TV because a newscaster said he didn't like Sesame Street...

If you went into convulsions because "Muppets Tonight!" was pre-empted for OJ Simpson trials...

If you either teach or have suggested a university class entitled "The Electric Mayhem and Kirkengaard"...

If you greeted the president as "Beauregard"...

If you truly believe that you were abducted by those yip-yip aliens...

If you know how to play every Muppet song on squeak horns that you fine-pitched and have named your personal Muppaphones...

If your first words were "Woc-ka woc-ka!"...

If you earn $35 a month after Henson plush toys and Palisades PVCs...

If you traveled 3000 miles to see Jim Henson's coffin emerging for 3 seconds...

If you have a shrine to any Muppeteer in your home... (Bonus points if it's Louise Gold, Karen Prell or any other obscure Muppeteer)

If you went to see "Muppet Vision 3D" at Disney World and fried the robotic penguins leaping out at Waldo C Graphic...

If you were armed with a typewriter at your first viewing of "MCC" and documented every pronunciation difference between Steve's Kermit and Jim's...

[Beauregard]

precisely what I was refering to, and he said there were 32.
And yes, Lisa is my name. :)
THANK YOU! I've wanted to know the number for a long time, and no on eknew! ;)

[Daffyfan2003]

Let's see, it's been a while since we updated these, let me think of some....

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan....

If your dog plays the piano and your cat has an eye patch.

If your pig sings, the chickens dance and the rats deliver your food.
(forgive me if I misquoted that)

If nobody sees your best friend, and they don't believe you when you tell them about him or her.

If you go to a cafe and ask for a birdseed milkshake.

[Daffyfan2003]

And a few more. You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if......

You can tell me how to get to Sesame Street?
(Forgive me if I previously mentioned that)

You can very distinctly describe the differences in the voices of...........

Kermit and Ernie
Miss Piggy and Grover
Fozzie and Bert

[Harvey Towers]

Also Rowlf and Doctor Teeth!

When spelling out something for someone, you can't resist slipping the odd 'cookie monster' between the letters

You watch your "It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie" DVD in all the different languages in order to see how close foreign voice artists come to getting the muppet voices right.

[Beauregard]

You watch your "It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie" DVD in all the different languages in order to see how close foreign voice artists come to getting the muppet voices right.

Darn, I did that! In fact, I've done about half of all the things listed here...

[That Announcer]

....You have all of the films in order of release on your DVD stand *



Hey, that's me!

[Daffyfan2003]

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan...

if you think cows say "Mwoo" instead of "Moooo."

if your watching soap operas and you wait for the announcer to say "Tune in next week when you'll hear Dr. Bob say..." or something to that effect.

if you can do the pigeon.

[That Announcer]

If you entitled your thesis "Surgery, Van Neuter Style"...

If your favorite song is "Monkeys in the Night"...

If you carry pocket explosives and wait for somebody to say "bang"...

If you had surgery done to elongate your nose to the shape of Beaker's...

[Beauregard]

...if you have ever written rather dishy Mental pictures of a muppeteer...

[foofoocakes]

How about if you have palisades figures on your desk :)
You taught your daughters mock swedish so that you can speak it while you prepare Thanksgiving dinner.
The first T.V. show you watched with your firstborn was The Muppet Show. (true) :o

[TogetherAgain]

...if you have ever written rather dishy Mental pictures of a muppeteer...
well on that note, you might be an obsessed muppet fan if you enjoy reading rather dishy mental pictures of a muppeteer.

Also, you might be an obsessed muppet fan if...

'ere the day you purchased it, you christened your guitar as your monophonic-symphony-six-string-orchestra.

when you get excited or when you introduce someone, you say their name and then wave your arms in the air while saying "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!"

you dance your cares away

you dance yourself to sleep

[That Announcer]

If you have coached yourself to laugh like Floyd, tell jokes like Fozzie, end sentences like Janice and hug like Sweetums...

[theprawncracker]

You might be an obsessed Muppet Fan if you can name every time some sort of Jim Henson creation is mentioned on Family Guy. *ME!!!:) *

[Katzi428]

I'm having a lot of fun with this. I might have to publish a book sometime soon!


If your science teacher ever said the word "phenomenal" and you led the class in a singalong...

If you've ever deliberately re-threaded the film in a theater projector just to say "Der feelm is Okee-Dookkee!"

Right now I'm sitting here laughing my head off at the above 2!! :D :D

[That Announcer]

Thank you! Hehehehehe....

If you put that little start up sound on your computer to "Hi ho!"...

If you considered taking Henson to court immediately upon seeing the animated Fraggle Rock...

If you've ever met Jerry Nelson and he was impressed by your Muppet voices...

If your favorite Muppet is the Anything Muppet that appeared in TMS...

If you didn't confuse Anything Muppet with Whatnot Muppet in my last joke...

If you went to a high school graduation and tapped everybody on the head with a hammer, and managed to get "Lady of Spain" out of this...

[Daffyfan2003]

You might be an obsessed Muppet Fan if you can name every time some sort of Jim Henson creation is mentioned on Family Guy. *ME!!!:) *

I think I can do that, let's see...

Bert and Ernie appeared in "Mind Over Murder"

Big Bird appeared in "A Picture is Worth a Thousand Bucks"
(Also in that same episode Peter asked the hotel clerk if they have bellhops that are rats like the Muppets)

Kermit was mentioned in "Let's Go to the Hop"

Stewie was playing with a Sesame Street phone at the beginning of "I Never Met the Dead Man"

Then there was the ep where Peter said the Pilgrims landed on "Fraggle Rock."

There was the falling baker in "I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar."

Stewie was playing with dolls of Kermit and Miss Piggy in "Brian Does Hollywood"

There was the episode "Ready Willing and Disabled" where Peter confuses the name Valerie Bertenelli with Valerie BertandErnie

Also, Peter and Brian were watching The Count in the "Super Griffins" episode

I guess if I haven't left anything out, I'm an obsessed Muppet fan.

By the way, Announcer, in response to your post. Aren't Whatnot's the ones on The Muppet Show, and anything Muppets the ones on Sesame Street? I've often wondered about that.

[Beauregard]

I thought taht Anything Muppets were Humans who appeared in various different hair-do's and disguises, while Whatnots were strange creatures.

[Daffyfan2003]

I guess that makes sense.

[Beauregard]

I guess that makes sense.
I may be wrong...

[That Announcer]

The Anything Muppets were the Sesame Street versions of Whatnot Muppets. Your description of them fits rather well.

[Daffyfan2003]

I see. Sorry, Beau.

[Beauregard]

...;)...

[DanDanStrawberry]

You may be an obsessed muppet fan if you participated in the above debate, lol! ;)

[Beauregard]

*laughing, big time*

[That Announcer]

Ho, ho. Very funny. Ha, ha. It is to laugh.

If you can point out every difference between the poser Kermit and the regular Kermit (this is Danny Horn, folks)...

If you talked to an opthamologist about getting your eyes taken out to look like Dr. Bunsen...

If you really, really, really want Terry Angus's Fraggles to be released by Sababa before any others (this is me)...

[TogetherAgain]

you might be an obsessed muppet fan if

you spend more and more time explaining to people that muppets are for adults too
You're counting the days to the MWoO airdate (ten days, people!)
you turn on a cooking show and wonder why the chef is speaking english and measuring things, and not throwing things in the air or using a shotgun......
you understand what the swedish chef is saying most of the time.
You cannot cook without speaking mock swedish.
(guess I got a little hung up on the swedish chef this time around)

[Frogster]

This is awesome!

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if... when listening to your favorite Muppet songs, you envision you and your best friends singing it, instead.

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if... for each Muppet, you have one friend that reminds you of him or her.

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if... someone forgets to bring something, and you ask, "Did you leave them in your other pants?" in Dr. Teeth's voice.

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if... you have to take your pet to the vet, and you ask for Dr. Bob.

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if... you found out where the announcer's voice was coming from.

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if... you consider Lew Zealand's boomerang fish act inspiring.

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if... you're asked to do tech work for your college's play, and refer to yourself as Beauregard.

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if... you work out to have the body like Link.

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if... you buy a green jacket and a yellow undershirt to look like Scooter.

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if... you realized I just left one of Frank Oz's characters out.

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if... the best music you've heard played on a piano was done by a dog.

[Daffyfan2003]

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if... you realized I just left one of Frank Oz's characters out.


Okay. I don't get that one. I don't recall you mentioning Piggy or Fozzie or any of Frank's characters in your post, so how could you have left one out? Just curious.

[Manda:-D]

You might be an obsessed Muppet Fan if...

...You've attempted to style your hair like Red Fraggle
...You continually repeat, in the midst of some big event, "I got the paper towels!"
...You buy any Muppet shirt you an afford. Even if you don't like the character as much as you like others, even if you don't like the shirt itself...
...You refer to a Muppet as a "kindred spirit", and the more you think about it, the more you realize it's TRUE.
...You could write AT LEAST three paragraphs detaling just how you and this Muppet ARE, in fact, kindred spirits.
...You can do this mostly through the songs they have sung.
...If you ever dreamed you were a Muppeteer. (My brother, actually.)
You've had several Muppet dreams, many of which could just as well have been feature films.

[Daffyfan2003]

You might be an obsessed Muppet Fan if...

You see the alphabet in a classroom and you're prompted to sing Big Bird's famous ABC-DEF-GHI song.
You can give the full names of many Muppets:
(Ex: Count von Count; Alysious Snuffleupagus; Pigathius Lee; Bernie Ladkrevitz or whatever)
If at a meeting you hear the phrase 'Movin' Right Along' and you're prompted to sing 'Movin' Right Along, Footloose and Fancy Free.'

[unclematt]

You might be an obsessed Muppet Fan if...

since you can remember you have had a recurring dream in which you are standing next to Barkley.

you cry when you hear "Saying Goodbye" from TMTM.

you tell people to watch out for the icy patch when they come to your house on Christmas.

[theprawncracker]

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if...

You can name every Muppet action figure that Palisades Toys has released. (including exclusives, and variants)

You can recite the exact lyrics to every song in every Muppet Movie in chronological order.

If you wear Gonzo underwear.:concern:

Everytime something is about to start you peak your head into a room and say, "15 seconds to showtime Mr./Mrs./Ms...."

If you keep your Muppet action figures displayed in groups by their specific pupeteer.

If you are a member at Muppet Central Forum.;)

[TogetherAgain]

If you are a member at Muppet Central Forum.;)
I was wondering when someone would say that.

You might be an obsessed muppet fan if you converse with rubber ducks, pigeons, and various other inanimate objects. But mostly rubber ducks.

You might be an obsessed muppet fan if the rubber ducks, pigeons, and various other inanimate objects actually talk back. Or at least you think they do.

You might be an obsessed muppet fan if lately you've been running around shouting "MWoO! MWoO! MWoO!"

You might be an obsessed muppet fan if you're counting the days, hours, minutes and seconds to MWoO.

You might be an obsessed muppet fan if you belong to or have ever joined a group of muppeteer-admirers.... (SWAEHB!)

[unclematt]

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if...
you were one of the people that helped name Muppet fans Muppites.

[That Announcer]

You might be an obsessed Muppet Fan if...

since you can remember you have had a recurring dream in which you are standing next to Barkley.



My uncle James, I swear to God.

[unclematt]

My uncle James, I swear to God.

You gotta be kidding. I have had the dream since I was like 4. As far back asI can remember.

[That Announcer]

Oh no. He has actually had recurring dreams in which he was chased by Barkley- and I never lie.

[Daffyfan2003]

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if...

You look through video stores for a copy of "The Muppets Go Hawaiin."

I believe this was a ficticious Muppet movie mentioned in a "Family Matters" episode. That one just popped into my head earlier today.

[RedDragon]

...every time your cat comes in you sing "the cat came back".

...when you see fire, water, or a mountain you sing "turn the world around".

...when you see the sun your sing the Sesame Street theme.

...when in the vets office you make random jokes about the animals and things you see around.

...or you at least think of the Dr.Bob sketch.

...you dreams are always in muppets.

...you ever think about what you'd be like if you were a muppet.

...you ever wonder who is your muppeteer soulmate is.

...you have participated in this thread.

...you made boomerang fish that work.

...you have had Snuffleupagus as your imagenary friend to see how Big Bird felt.

...you got people to beleave Snuffleupagus was standing right beside you.

[TogetherAgain]

you might be an obsessed muppet fan if

you've been told that you are going to marry a muppet.
your first thought upon hearing this was "as long as it's not kermit, because I wouldn't want to be in that situation with miss piggy...."
you actually started planning your wedding to a muppet

and yeah, that just happened to me a few hours ago. Poor Rowlf has no idea we're getting married. :sympathy:

[Beauregard]

....you are counting the hours till Mwoo even though you won't be seeing it on first airing.
...you are counting the hours till the Augast release of Mwoo
...you know what Mwoo stands for,, and can't hear it without thinking "The rest are onyl Moos"

[Daffyfan2003]

I like the one about the 'Muppateer soulmate.' I'm wondering if I have a soulmate who's also a Muppet fan.

[HPDJ]

...you burst out into song whenever anyone mentions the words rainbow, connection, moving, along, cabin, fever and so on so on!

[theprawncracker]

You might be an obbessed Muppet fan if...

... you go see Star Wars just to here Frank Oz's voice again.

[TogetherAgain]

You might be an obsessed muppet fan if...

Your dream job includes holding your arm up in the air for hours on end.

when watching a muppet something, you talk to (and criticize) the muppeteers, by name... (Steve, your armrods are showing, Jim you're a little too high up, etc.)

[Fragglemuppet]

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if:

Each time you hear anyone's voice, celebrety or otherwise, you imagine what Muppet voices they would be able to do.

[Daffyfan2003]

You might be an obbessed Muppet fan if...

... you go see Star Wars just to here Frank Oz's voice again.

Well, I did watch the Star Wars movie last night, just to hear Frank's voice. I wasn't that into it otherwise.

[That Announcer]

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if:

Each time you hear anyone's voice, celebrety or otherwise, you imagine what Muppet voices they would be able to do.

Tom Hanks might be able to do Chef, but then again, so can everybody.

I always imagined John Williams as either Statler or Waldorf, with Robert Zemeckis playing the other half.

[RedDragon]

You might be an obbessed Muppet fan if...

When you watch a muppet movie, you chose a muppet or muppeteer and try to play their part by holding your arm up and moving your hand when they talk. (hehe get it Lisa. I will forever by Rezo the Rat and you will be Gonzo).

[Kimp the Shrimp]

if you have been on MFC for 8 mos and moved upto #8 in total posts

[christyb]

If you begin to sit out for a while and then realize MC withdrawl actually exists.

[MockMockChef]

If you tatoe on your head "The Muppet Show season one will be on dvd on August 9th".If you watch a concert you try to sit on da balcony and give comments in the style of Statler and Waldorf.

[MrsPepper]

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if...
...you laugh at bad jokes the same way Stadler and Waldorf do
...you go to watch movies at a friend's and end up picking puppeteer's names out of the credits (I have done this many, many times while friends stare in awe)
...you can tell which Muppeteer plays each character when watching a show
...you can play at least one muppet song on an insturment
...you analyse the character relationships (see the thread on whether Miss Piggy really loves Kermit)
...you pay meticulous attention to details in any muppet-related show (For example, "Look, see that? That Muppeteer has both his fourth and fifth finger in the same finger on that glove, see the crease?")

[Beauregard]

-if you think of the Shepherd from Ramamalamalamalamadingdong is "the most richardy" muppet
-if you get elected as, "Most likely to stalk Steve Whitmere" in the MC awards...
-if you say the Hawiann War chant really fast to freak people out....

[Harvey Towers]

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if...

.. after spotting a cook book simply entitled "Honey" in a book shop you stand by it on the off chance that someone walking past may say the title so that you can reply with Bob Hope's Muppet Movie line: "Beg your pardon I hardly know you!"

(Also works if you hang around in the preserve ailse of shops or supermarkets)

[TogetherAgain]

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if you go to a restaurant and play "Together Again" on your water glasses.

[That Announcer]

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if you worry about falling into giant pits of germs and snakes, and then when everyone looks at you strangely, respond "Hey, Boober worries about that, too!"

[tutter_fan]

You might be a muppet fan if

* You act like Fozzie bear in that one TMS episode where fozzie types kermit's opening script, and you hear "Good evening lagies and jenglefengs, welcome to the muppel show. I am your host kermit the forg" and then kermit says "Kermit the forg???!?!?!!?"

I had to put this one in, because it had to be the funniest episode I've ever seen! Everytime I think about it, it makes me burst out laughing real hard!

You keep thinking about the number pinballs from SS.

[G-MAN]

You might be an obsessive Muppet fan if...


You're going to spend the money on the special editions of the four movies coming out even though you already bought a copy before (VHS and DVD)

You spend some time on the main page naming every character that pops up on the top sometimes in their own voices

Everytime you get interested in something other than Muppets you begin to think about what Muppets could play certain roles in spoofs (and sometimes even make a list)

You say "Easie peasie, one-two-threesie whenever bringing up the easines of a subject

Whenever someone is talking about any of the four spices (you know what I'm talking about) you break out into a slight chorus of "Scarborough Fair" with or without Piggy voice

You say Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo whenever you hear the words Mah-nah-ma-nah or Phenomanon

Note: These are all me to a T

[unclematt]

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if you go to a restaurant and play "Together Again" on your water glasses.
I have done it so many times!!!

[That Announcer]

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if you go to a restaurant and play "Together Again" on your water glasses.

Even worse: If you go to really a fancy restaurant and rub "The Rainbow Connection" on the rims of the wine glasses.

[TogetherAgain]

Hey, that sounds fun! I should try that some time... woah, deja vue... oh, um...

You might be an obsessed muppet fan if
-while reading something on this list that you don't do, you think "that looks fun" and/or "I should try that some time"


eh he he he... <ahem> Yeah. I'm crazy.

[Beauregard]

eh he he he... <ahem> Yeah. I'm crazy.

You might think you are crazy, but I'm the one who actually goes out and plans to do these things...

Ok, a new one:

...if whenever you see a cow you shout, "Mwoo! Mwoo! The sound of a cow with a lisp!"
...if you bought recently a cheap R1 dvd that you didn't want just to see if it would play on your computer so you could be prepared for the Season Sets and Mwoo of R1.

[Ernie101]

....If you have a sesame street cake at 17 years of age. (Haven't done this, but I think that goes under the obsessive category.)

[That Announcer]

....If you have a sesame street cake at 17 years of age. (Haven't done this, but I think that goes under the obsessive category.)

If your mother stirred your tea at 26 because Grover's mother stirred his. (My father, no joking.)

[Gonzo14]

You might be an obsessed Muppet Fan if...

you know the name of the guy in Snuffy's Back Legs (Bryant Young, or at least he used to be)

[TogetherAgain]

You might be an obsessed muppet fan if you base your facial expressions on the muppets. (Most notably, I scrunch up my face like Kermit.)

[Gonzo14]

You might be an obseesed muppet fan, if you have muppet central as your homepage when you start up your computer

[Beauregard]

You may be an obsessed Muppet Fan if you walk through life, thinking, "Now what can I do today that is obsesive that I can put onto this list later..."

[Gonzo14]

You may be an obsessed Muppet Fan if you walk through life, thinking, "Now what can I do today that is obsesive that I can put onto this list later..."

Guilty

[unclematt]

You might be an obseesed muppet fan, if you have muppet central as your homepage when you start up your computer
who doesnt?

[TogetherAgain]

who doesnt?
Pathetic people like me who can't figure out how to set something as a homepage. But it's okay, because my keyboard is really cool and I just have to push a button and whatever internet something I have open will automatically go to muppet central, or if I don't have any internet anything open it will open something. Still, it'd be nice... <shrug>.

You might be an obsessed muppet fan if you've examined the first couple scenes in Muppts From Space to see how some muppets decorate their room... and matched your own room to your favorite muppet's decor.

[theprawncracker]

Pathetic people like me who can't figure out how to set something as a homepage. But it's okay, because my keyboard is really cool and I just have to push a button and whatever internet something I have open will automatically go to muppet central, or if I don't have any internet anything open it will open something. Still, it'd be nice... <shrug>.
How 'bout a little help in that apartment Lisa, right click on the internet icon, then click on properties, then it'll let you change your home page. Hope this helps!

Peace,
Ryan
theprawncracker

[TogetherAgain]

oh, thanks much, prawncracker! I'll try that... eventually... <shrug>

You might be an obsessed muppet fan if you think the best cure for depression is to sing "Bein Green," "The Rainbow Connection," "I'm Going to Go Back There Someday," and/or "The Wishing Song."

[BEAR]

oh, thanks much, prawncracker! I'll try that... eventually... <shrug>

You might be an obsessed muppet fan if you think the best cure for depression is to sing "Bein Green," "The Rainbow Connection," "I'm Going to Go Back There Someday," and/or "The Wishing Song."


Hey, don't knock it, :mad: it helps!

[TogetherAgain]

Of course it helps. How else do you think I survived being a Jewish girl in an anti-Semetic shop class? I'll give you a hint, it wasn't by pretending I knew what I was doing!

[unclematt]

You might be an obssesed muppet fan if you are counting the hours till you are able to buy The Muppet Show Season 1

[Kimp the Shrimp]

You might be an obssesed muppet fan if you are counting the hours till you are able to buy The Muppet Show Season 1


i you will be @ wal-mart tonight @ 12:01am to picked up

[Gonzo14]

you might be an obsessed muppet fan if you can tell who performs whatnot muppets just by listening to their voice

[RedDragon]

...If you see LaLaLa and start singing Elmo's World(I only do this because it has been programed into my mind, NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!).
...If you have Muppet hand puppets and have acted out a movie, with all the lines and songs(My Mom and my Uncle Rick used to act out TMM for my Uncle John).
...If when anyone says Fraggle Rock you start sing the theme and include Boober's ending line "Down in Fraggle Rock" in his bass like voice(I do).
...If you tried both working and dancing your cares away, and find dancing is a much better way.
......And upon deciding this you allow the Fraggles to play, turn up the music, and choose to dance everyday.
...If you can figure out way I worded the last statment the way I did.

[unclematt]

You might be an obssesed muppet fan if you have TMS Season 1 more that once since Tuesday.

[Gonzo14]

If you spend over an hour setting up your muppet figures

[unclematt]

If you change the background on the Pigs in Space playset more than once a week just because you can

[Gonzo14]

If you know more about muppet performers than most relatives

[theprawncracker]

If you can't decide which looks better on your computer's background, Vaudville Statler and Waldorf from TMS, or a TMS group picture.

[Gonzo14]

If you know the difference between Fraggle and Frackle

[tutter_fan]

You might be an obsessed muppet fan if..........


1. You do the batty bat
2. You're scared of "Nobody" who stars in a wierd number 10 clip, and you shiver at the thought of seeing his face, and hearing his voice
3. When you introduce your friends to someone and you end up yelling: "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY!" for some funny reason!
4. You can sound like kermit the frog
5. You kinda consider yourself to be like gonzo
:zany: :zany: :zany:

[TogetherAgain]

(Have a feeling someone's posted this already, but considering there's already plenty of repeats in this thread...)

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if you think of your more strict teachers as Sam the American Eagle.

[unclematt]

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if you cant fall asleep at night because it has been over a week since you visited Muppet Central.

[Javajunkiemom]

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if...

You run up to people and say "Near" then run away, stop and say "Far" (We need a grover smilie)

(I have actually done this :o )

You have bought your best friend an undergarment set because it had Elmo on it. :concern:

You have any muppet likeness tatooed ANYWHERE on your person or have considered getting one......

Your almost 4 year old daughter belts out Manahmanah in random situations.

At 29 yo you still wear SS underwear and socks and are proud of it!!

You are still upset at yourself for not keeping your SS plushies from your childhood... :(

[unclematt]

There is nothing wrong with wearing SS underwear

[Gonzo14]

You might be an obsessed muppet fan if you try to remind little kids of the "pre-elmo" days of Sesame Street

[Fragglemuppet]

You might be an obsessed muppet fan if:
when someone says something you don't understand, you say,
Mee me mee meep meep?

This also works in Mock Sweedish, but Beakerese is my dialect of choice.

[Beauregard]

I ALWAYS say, "Ish Cung Vloo?" When I don't understand people, in a Swedish Chef accent.

[abiraniriba]

I did something like this once. I called it "You know you're a Hensonian when..."
And here are my Top Ten (with a bonus one at the end)

10. You watch Sesame Street and you're 45 years old and have no kids.
9. You drink your coffee/tea out of a Kermit mug
8. You're at a fancy French restaurant and the waiter suggests frog's legs and all you can think of is hundreds of frogs with tiny little crutches.
7. Your husband calls you a pig and you say, "Thank vous."
6. Your wife calls you a frog and you say, "Thank you."
5. You know the difference between Steve Whitmire's Kermit and the original Jim Henson's
4. You have Jim's date of birth and death marked on your calendar
3. You know Dr. Teeth of the Electric Mayhem's full name (Dr. John (Don't Shoot The Piano Player) Teeth).
2. You find yourself whistling "The Rainbow Connection" on your commute to/from work.
1. Your wife calls you an animal during sex and you respond with "WOMAN! WOMAN!"

And the bonus one (drumroll please) If you've ever invited the muppets over to tea.

[MuppetfraggleEX]

You insist your signifigant other wear a Cookie Monster costume at all times. And so what if I hum rainbow connection on the way to work and I know all of the words, also to Rubber Duckie..Ha Ha What's wrong with that?!

[abiraniriba]

Nothing at all BTW I have also sang "I'm Going To Go Back There Someday" on a starlit night.

[MuppetfraggleEX]

You might be an obsessed muppet fan if you spend all of your awake time posting on this site. Fer Sure!:flirt:

[unclematt]

You might be an obsessed muppet fan if you feel you have lost another part of your livelyhood with the pasiing of Jerry Juhl.

[Krazedmuppet]

you might be a crazed muppet fan if you know that the Oz of Frank Ox stands for Oznowicz AND you can pronounce that.

[MuppetfraggleEX]

..you have a set of fraternal twins named Scooter and Skeeter, 2 older boys named Statler and Waldorf, and have another girl on the way named Natasha.

[wes]

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if...
If you have ever had a Muppet song in your Wedding.

(thats right I did, We walked out to The muppet show closing them)
Greatest day of my life:excited: :p

If your a pastor and you have tried to work a muppet song or movie into your sermon!

You want to pee yourself at the thought of holding a real muppet!

[DanDanStrawberry]

You might be an obsessed muppet fan if you're kids are named Jim and Frank

You might be an obsessed muppet fan if you can recite every TMS/MT guest star in order of appearance

[theprawncracker]

You might be an obsessed muppet fan if you can recite every TMS/MT guest star in order of appearance

I'll give a nickel to anyone who can do that...:p

[DanDanStrawberry]

On a random note, you posted at 1.23 am. 123! Wooah, man!

[theprawncracker]

Well my time I posted at 7:23 am...

You might be an obbsessed Muppet fan if whenever someone says "123" you automatically think "Sesame Street!!!"

[DanDanStrawberry]

You might be an obsessed muppet fan if your child's name is a deliberate anagram of Sesame Street

[unclematt]

You might be an obsessed muppet fan if your child's name is a deliberate anagram of Sesame Street
Can you give me an example

[theprawncracker]

Steven Smith (SS; Sesame Street) I think...

[DanDanStrawberry]

Can you give me an example

Erine....?

[unclematt]

you might be an obsessed Muppet fan if you come to work and get all your work done real fast so you can spend the rest of the time on Muppet Central.

[wes]

Good one Matt!!

you might be an obsessed Muppet fan if You shout " Good grief the Comedians a Bear!!" when people say the word "here"

[Daffyfan2003]

You might be an obsessed muppet fan if you're kids are named Jim and Frank

You might be an obsessed muppet fan if you can recite every TMS/MT guest star in order of appearance

I can do that with the first season guests. After that it gets kind of fuzzy. Maybe I should listen to Scooter's "Major Modern General" song again. Lol.

[Katzi428]

You might be an Obsessed Muppet Fan if you're apologizing to someone here in MC and you type "Sah-ree".I've done that!

[theprawncracker]

Heh that's great Kath!

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan when you start to face withdrawl from your prized collection of Muppet action figures after only being away from them for 2 days...me...:(

[unclematt]

you might be an obsessed Muppet fan if You shout " Good grief the Comedians a Bear!!" when people say the word "here"

First time I have ever laughed out loud from one of these. Great one.

[wes]

you might be an obsessed Muppet fan if, you know the punch line for the above mentioned
joke!!:)
thanks , No he's a not he's a wearing a necka tie Ahaaa, wocka wocka
It's my Favorite Fozzie Joke

[Harvey Towers]

When someone you are talking to on the phone begins to break up, you remark that it's like talking to a koozbanian spooble...

[wes]

you might be an obsessed Muppet fan if, when some one say "I don't think I'll be able to live with my self." your Reply is " Well, you'll have to get another Apartment won't you!"

,Your family randomly know the same usless muppet fact you do by defualt.

[Camellia]

... if everyone and everything reminds you of Muppets, and everywhere you see Muppets and only Muppets!!!...

[Rosewood]

You go downstairs one morning, pop in a muppet video for the kids, sit down to enjoy it with them, and suddenly one of them pipes up and says "Mom, could we watch "General Hospital" today?"

[unclematt]

You go downstairs one morning, pop in a muppet video for the kids, sit down to enjoy it with them, and suddenly one of them pipes up and says "Mom, could we watch "General Hospital" today?"
Please tell me this did not happen to you. I am so sorry that anyone would rather watch General Hospital instead of a Muppet Movie.

[Rosewood]

Please tell me this did not happen to you. I am so sorry that anyone would rather watch General Hospital instead of a Muppet Movie.

Actually I have never watched soap operas, so my kids don't even know what they are. However, you still know your an obsessed muppet/SS fan when your kids do say something like "Mom can we not watch Sesame Street today?" Now that has happened to me. Guess it goes to show you can have to much of a "good thing", eh?:sympathy:

[TogetherAgain]

You might be an obsessed muppet fan if you spend a family party flipping through an IKEA catalog and deciding how various Muppets decorate their rooms...... <cough> Not that I just did that or anything....

[theprawncracker]

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if, when writing a fan-fiction, you console with a fellow Muppet fan on whether Kermit would say "It sure does" or "It most certainly does," and say that it depends on the mood and have an educated conversation discussing his moods and what he would say for each of them.

[TogetherAgain]

You might be an obsessed muppet fan if, when reading or viewing non-muppet pieces of literature, you constantly compare the characters to Muppets. (I swear, the captain in "Open Boat" was modeled after Kermit, I don't care if the author died before Jim Henson was even born!)

[super muppet]

You name one of your kid's after a muppet

[Vic Romano]

Did you name one of your children after a Muppet, super muppet? That'd be cool!

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if you've seen the new Chevy commercial and the muisc in the background sounds like a rock version of "I'm 19" from "The Frog Prince"!

[baba]

You might be a obsessed Muppet fan if you were gloves to touch your Muppet collectibles and i do wear gloves to handle my Muppets.

[super muppet]

No Vic I don't have any children

You might be an obsessed muppet fan If you think classical music sound's like marvin sugg's muppaphone

[baba]

You might be a obsessed Muppet fan if you paint your room Kermit green thats the color of my room:)

[super muppet]

My room is Fozzie bear brown:o

You might be an obsessed muppet fan if you try to talk like kermit daily:)

[Beauregard]

...if you find that being repeatedly stuck off MC means that when you return you try to post in just about every thread, and in doing so end up posting in nearly none because you are trying to do way too much at once!

[ReneeLouvier]

XD

You might be an obessed Muppet fan when you're able to write 15,000+ word stories, in only 2-3 days time. XD

[MeepBorkMeep]

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if when you read this list and saw "You can understand what Beaker's saying" you looked in a panic on every website for a Beaker translator before realizing how in heck would they be able to make one of those. Yes, me. Sigh.

[super muppet]

If You Strain Your Face To Smile Like Kermit.

[Beauregard]

You may be aforementioned if...you spent an entire day speaking in Gnu, and yes I did, after hearing the Gnu song on Muppet Central Radio.

[ReneeLouvier]

(Please don't laugh/flame me for this. And to make more sense, I'm adopted, so I don't know who my real birth parents are just yet.)

You know you're an obessed Muppet fan if....you have had the same dream for three days in a row, that you find out that your father was Richard Hunt.

[baba]

You might be a obsessed Muppet fan if you remember some of Fozzie's great jokes.

[super muppet]

You Might Be An Obsessed Muppet Fan If You Say Bork Bork Bork When Your Cooking.

[MeepBorkMeep]

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan also if you found yourself singing the swedish chef theme really REALLY loud in the middle of cooking class without being aware and everyone turned to look at you. Again, me. Sigh.

Also, if your only vaguely lovey-dovey dream in five years has been about a seven foot tall Muppet (i.e. Sweetums.) I know, it's rully odd. :)

(Please don't laugh/flame me for this. And to make more sense, I'm adopted, so I don't know who my real birth parents are just yet.)

You know you're an obessed Muppet fan if....you have had the same dream for three days in a row, that you find out that your father was Richard Hunt.

That's pretty cool, actually. Like, some kind of sign. Usually people don't have recurring dreams unless it's a sign. S'awesome. :)

[super muppet]

You Might Be An Obsessed Muppet Fan If You Think About Saying HI Ho Instead Of HI.

[melissa@muppet]

You Might Be An Obsessed Fan If....
YOU STOP DOUING YOUR HOUSEWORK TO SI ON THE FLOOR WITH YOUR KIDS SINGING LOUDER THAN THEM WATCHING THE MUPPET MOVIE ESPECIALLY RAINBOW CONNECTION.:)

[TogetherAgain]

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if your three favorite writers of all time are Jerry Juhl, Gags Beasley, and the hatrack. In that order.

[Smiles]

You might be a obsessed Muppet fan if you remember some of Fozzie's great jokes.

You may be an obsessed Muppet Fan if you think Fozzie's jokes are funny and try telling them to other people. And they just look at you weird :smirk:

[super muppet]

You Might Be An Obsessed Muppet Fan If You Have More Then Fifteen Muppet Posters In Your Room.

[Gonzo14]

You Might Be An Obsessed Muppet Fan If You Start Taking the Muppet Central Games Too Seriously (that's me the last few days)

[super muppet]

You Might Be An Obsessed Muppet Fan If You Have More Then One Muppet Item Per Sqaure Foot.

[Animal Jam]

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if you have joined Muppet Central(It's sorta true)

[Gonzo14]

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if you get frustrated whenever someone says "i like fonzie the bear"

[super muppet]

You Might Be An Obsessed Muppet Fan I You Join http://www.muppetcityforum.14.forumer.com/

[Gonzo14]

You Might Be An Obsessed Muppet Fan If you imagine the Electric Mayhem doing a cover of every song you Listen To

[Muppet Matt]

You Might Be An Obsessed Muppet Fan If you buy a bus to paint it just like the Electric Mayhem bus.

[ReneeLouvier]

You Might Be An Obsessed Muppet Fan if you're able to write 150,586 words concerning the muppets within two months, and you still can't write a 5 paragraph essay when asked to you by a teacher. XD

[super muppet]

You Might Be An Obsessed Muppet Fan If You Watch More Then Five Muppet Movies Every Day.

[Gonzo14]

You Might Be An Obsessed Muppet Fan If You Average 50 posts per day on the Muppet Central Forum

[MeepBorkMeep]

You might be an Obsessed Muppet Fan if when you read a book, and there's lyrics to a song the characters make up, you imagine it's set to Muppet music. :sing:

[super muppet]

You Might Be An Obsessed Muppet Fan If You Average 50 Posts Per Day On The Muppet City Forum.

[Muppet Matt]

You Might Be An Obsessed Muppet Fan If when ever you see a rainbow you think of The Rainbow Connection. (Done that) ;) :) :D

[super muppet]

You Might Be An Obsessed Muppet Fan If You Dream Of Muppets.

[Gonzo14]

You Might Be An Obsessed Muppet Fan If You Get Frustrated Whenever Someone Says "Ralph" the Dog insead of "Rowlf"

[super muppet]

You Might Be An Obsessed Muppet Fan If Your Willing To Fight For Muppet Action Figures.

[hipbone]

You might be an obsessed muppet fan if:
*Your wardrobe features only Muppet T-shirts
*You're willing to prepeatedly breach international copyright laws just to get all the muppet songs on MP3.
*You're considering cosmetic surgery to make your pupils just like Kermit's.

[Kuriboh Man]

I got one. You might be an obsessed muppet fan if:
- you go as one of the characters for Halloween
- you have a sock puppet lip-synch to a muppet song
- you make heckling jokes to TV Shows such as Spongebob Squarepants, Brandy and Mr.Whiskers, or Catscratch.

[Kuriboh Man]

I got one. You might be an obsessed muppet fan if:
- you go as one of the characters for Halloween
- you have a sock puppet lip-synch to a muppet song
- you make heckling jokes to TV Shows such as Spongebob Squarepants, Brandy and Mr.Whiskers, or Catscratch.
\:) :concern: :excited:

[MeepBorkMeep]

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if you think holding your arm up over your head for hours looks "Fun".

[MeepBorkMeep]

You Might Be An Obsessed Muppet Fan if you get very angry when someone says "Oh I looove Kermit, he's so cute" without having the foggiest about who Jim Henson is. Or that they don't know Miss Piggy is a man.

[maniacal muppet]

-You might be an obsessed muppet fan if someone says aligators and you say "Read my lips, Al-i-ga-tors.".

-You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if you have your mom make you a kermit costume for Halloween one year and you end up wearing it for your entire childhood.

-You might be an obsessed muppet fan if your mom makes you a Benny Bunny costume
complete with bellhop bell (and maybe a suitcase)

-You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if you have dreams about a Sweetums theme park in northern Conneticut, but then go inside to find it's a Donkey Kong exhibit that shows real versions of the game characters.(i.e.- Chimps, Gorillas, aligators, etc.)

P.S.- These are all from my experiences.

[Fragglemuppet]

You might be an obsessed muppet fan if you spend time aranging your muppet figures based on how they might be more comfortable.

[Beauregard]

...if you bought MCC on video when you already own the DVD on the off-chance it will contain the Muppet Trailer that you used to love...

I did that.

[Kuriboh Man]

I got one, you might be an obbsessed Muppet fan If:

- You own every Muppet Movie known to man.

- You won’t talk about anything but the Muppets.

- You start hitting people with a club if they woke you up.

- You want to reenact an episode of The Muppet Show, Land of the Gorch, or Sam and Friends.

[Kuriboh Man]

That's all I Could Think of at this Point. Sorry for Double Posting.

[Beauregard]

Hi Kuriboh Man, nice avatar, nice to meet you.

[unclematt]

You might be an obsessed Muppet Central fan if you have been gone for a while and were truly missing a bunch of people you have never seen

[Kuriboh Man]

You could be an obsessed Muppet Fan If you do Kermit's ''OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT'' to people you don't want to see.

[NeopetsVMKKelly]

You can recite the exact lyrics to every song in every Muppet Movie in chronological order.;)

Ok, I don't want to sound like a freak, but i can do this.

[Muppet Matt]

Ok, I don't want to sound like a freak, but i can do this.

I THINK I can too.:o :D

[NeopetsVMKKelly]

I got one. You might be an obsessed muppet fan if:
- you go as one of the characters for Halloween
- you have a sock puppet lip-synch to a muppet song
- you make heckling jokes to TV Shows such as Spongebob Squarepants, Brandy and Mr.Whiskers, or Catscratch.

oh great i really am obsessed. i do that.

[Kimp the Shrimp]

If you Know the diffrence Btwn a Frackle and a Fraggle

[TogetherAgain]

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if you have full conversations over instant-message imitating various Muppets, especially the ones that don't really speak a language.

[Beauregard]

Or if you are at work and suddenly get a sudden deep sadness and desperation thinking that Beauregard may never appear in a production again.

[CoOKiE]

you might be an obsessed Muppet fan if you start to look at people as if they're Muppets.


anyone ever look at how Adam West's Batman looks like a Muppet?

[Kuriboh Man]

Or if you tell People really bad jokes like Fozzie, then Impersonate him by going "Wocka-Wocka-Wocka." or if your at a movie theater and people start to complain how bad it is you change their minds by telling them that your Uncle owns this theater.

[Ilikemuppets]

If you complain about hoe Sesame Street needs to go back to the way it used to be and how Elmo is taking over. Just kidding here people.:D

[Dantagon]

If you hope the new muppet caracter becomes more famous than Elmo. ;)