Cross Advertising with Muppet Names

[Fozzie Bear]

From Tutter the Mouse:

Muppet Adverts (I know, the name sucks so you cn change it if you wish so)
Basically, someone names an existing food product (any product will do but food is probably easier) for example, Dr. Pepper . Then the product gets a little bit twisted so it's appropriate to a Muppet; for example Dr. Pepe . Then- using the muppet mentioned- write out an advert for the product. For example,
Pepe: Hello my friends. I have a new product for you, OK. It is super sexy, it is Dr. Pepe, OK. (and so on!)

After you've written it out, you decide what the next product is- for example, FerSureFlakes, so the next poster would do an advert with Janice advertising FerSureFlakes.

Rules:
1. The products can be linked with any muppet; from TMS, SS, MT, FR, BITBBH, The Hoobs, Labyrinth and any other things anyone can think of!
2. Products must be appropriate, as must adverts
3. Er....have fun.

[Beauregard]

FerSureFlakes: Like, wow. At last we have these, like, organic flakes that are not only melt-in-the mouth gorgious, but also Fresher then ever. FerSueFlakes, like, wow, fer sure!

Next: Link's 24/7 (name based on the product Lynx 24/7 All Over Body Spray)

[Beauregard]

Ok. I'll do it.

Link's 24/7 body Spray: *looking into mirror* Uh, hum. Charming. Oh so charming. *He coambs his hair. Suddenly the Mirror Link leans out of the mirror and sniffs. He holds his nose and hands out a deoderent* Here. Link's 24/7. You never know when.

Next: Shredded Tweet (done by Big Bird)

[Erine81981]

Shredded Tweet: *eatting birdseed* Hey there. I'm eatting a good old bowl of birdseed. Theres a new stuff that us birds like to pour on our birdseed. They say that if you shred tweet you won't go back to just birdseed. Its whats new to the world for birds. *Little bird come flying by* "Hey is that the new "Shredded Tweet?" "Yep. You should try it. Go ahead"...says Big Brid. *Little Bird trys some and loves it* Its fantasic. *she keeps eatting the camera pull up to BB* Thats right. Its good. Its Fantasic. Its wonderful too. "Shredded Tweet!" Try some today. *holds product to camera and smiles*


Next Goget'em Fraggle Catcher (done by Junior Gorg)

[DanDanStrawberry]

Yay, my creative genius has been recognised! Unfortunately I am not a Fraggle fan so I'll not do the next one!!

[Beauregard]

Me either. So I'll also pass.

[redBoobergurl]

Junior Gorg: I am so tired of chasing those silly fwaggles and never ever catching them. They are so fast. So I tried the new Goget'em Fwaggle Catcher. All's you have to do is wind up this little toy car and send it after the fwaggles. It's so speedy it catches them right away. So the next time you want to catch yourself a fwaggle, try the Goget'em Fwaggle Catcher.

Next product: Kermit Krunch
Done by: Miss Piggy

[DanDanStrawberry]

Piggy: Lucky vous! Vous is about to witness moi producing my fabulous new product in honour of my Kermykins! Now if you are as trully fabulous as moi...
Kermit *enters panting*: Piggy! What are you doing here? This wasn't your ad? You had the ad for "Stenchy Swinging Swill" down in Studio 9.
Piggy: Yes, moi's agent may have got moi the Swill ad, but I think vous agrees that I am far too fabulous to do an ad for swill.
Kermit: Get out of here, vous!
*Piggy leaves*
Kermit: Now if you like--
Piggy: Enjoy Kermit Krunch! With a K!
Kermit: Piggy!!

Next ad: McMayhem
Synopsis: A new burger for McDonalds
With: The Electric Mayhem

[Erine81981]

Shows the band inside eatting

Dr. Teeth: This is one happpen burger.
Floyd P: You got that right.
Janice: Honey I'm trying the new burgers. Its really good.
Floyd P: You think so sweetcheaks?
Janice: Fer Sure! Like wow! *swing her head back and forth*
Animal: BUR-GER! BUR-GER!
Dr. Teeth: Animal likes it.

A whatnot comes up to them

Whatnot: Your like my biggest fan. Whats that your eatting?

*They break out into a song*

Floyd P: Its the new thing called the "McMayhem Burger!"
Janice: You should really try it.
Dr Teeth: Its one happen burger.
Janice: Fer Sure!
Animal: BUR-GER! BUR-GER! MC-MAYHEM! YEAAAAA!!! *drumming wildly*
Zoot: "McMayhem Bugers!" *blows a note*

*song ends*

Whatnot: *hair blown back* Thats one cool burger. *faints*

Dr.Teeth: Good one.
Floyd P: He he he he he...
Janice: Like wow, honey. *puts arm on Floyd*
Zoot: *snoring*

Animal: MCMAYHEM BURGER!! Bye. Bye.



Next Ad: Sloppy Mud Face
Synopsis: Face cream for grouches
With: Oscar and Grungetta

[DanDanStrawberry]

Oscar: At last, a product to satisfy the grouch in all of us
Grungetta: What's that?
Oscar: It's Maybelline's "Sloppy Mud Face". Simply slap some on... look over there
*Grungetta turns and Oscar slaps the screen on.*
Oscar *close-up*: It straightens out your skin... *camera pans out to reveal Jenifer Lopez where Grungetta was*
J-Lo: And makes you look beautiful.
Voiceover: Maybe she's born with it
Oscar: Maybe she's not.

Next product: Arrrrgh!
Synopsis: Use your imagination!!
With: Animal

[Beauregard]

ANIMAL: AHHHHHHH! ME LOVE ADVERTIZING! AHHHH HAAAA HHHHAAAAA. ADVERTIZE, WHA? AAAH. FOOD! EAT FOOD! NAH. ME LIKE WO-MAN! ADVERTIZE WO-MAN? NAH, NAH. DRUMSTICKS DRUMSTICKS!
Kermit: Ok, enough *pushing Animal off screen* bye your Arrrgh! folks. It's the only official tablet on the market that calms you down for good.

Next: Hyper-Long Life battries (mee, mou, mow)
Presented by Beaker and Bunsen

[Erine81981]

We see Bunsan and Beaker in there lab

Bunsan: Why hello there. I'm Dr. Bunasn HoneyDew and this is my assinent Beaker.
Beaker: *waves* Meep moop.
Bunsan: Were trying our new invention. Hyper-Long Life battries. Its a good prouduct. Just ask our customers.

*shows Beaker in differnt disgusies and getting zapped*

Bunsan: They enjoyed them all.
*background see Beaker talking off last costume* You should really try them.
There what your call Hyperattive. *puts battries into remote control* Here Beaker. *hands RC to Beaker*
Beaker: Meep Moop Meep. *shaking head*
Bunsan: Ok Beaker, try it.
[I]Beaker pushes a button and it sends them into the future, we then see them in the year 222222222333334565[I] *there all old now*
Bunsan: And thats why you should buy our Hyper-Long Life battries.
Beaker: I don't think they should.
Bunsan: :confused: *gasps*





Next: Count's Count Hairdo Gel
Synopsis: counting gel
With: Count Von Count

[Beauregard]

Count: Ah ha,! Here it is at last! That vonderfull hair gel ve have been waiting for! At last a hair gel you can count, and which counts right back.
*rubs gel over fingers and into hair*
*together with a small voice* Von hair, Two hair, three hair...oh I love it so much! *fade out*

Next: Mooooosli
Based on: Muesli
Presenmted by: Muppet Cows

[DanDanStrawberry]

Cow 1: Moooooo
Cow 2: Mooooooooooooooo!
Announcer: You heard those cows! Buy moosli!! NOW!!

Next product: Meepabix
Synopsis: Spoof of Weetabix for Lab assistants
With: Beaker

[DanDanStrawberry]

Beaker: Meeep meeeep meeeep meeeep mooop mee meep moou meep.
Bunsen: Oh Beaker, you are silly. *Prods with cattle prod*
Beaker: Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!!
Bunsen: So try Meepabix or a similar fate might just hit you!!
*puts cattle prod towards camera*

Next product: Hamless pizza at Pizza Hut
With: Piggy, Strangepork, Hogthrob, Andy, Annie Sue, Randy and Pamela Hammdeson

[That Announcer]

(For the purpose of easy writing, I'll count Andy, Randy and Pamela as 'whatnot pigs')

Piggy: Alright, here we are at the Pizza Hut!
Link: Yes, I'm very hungry, and I'm missing all my favorite bowling shows. So don't keep us waiting. Four meat lovers' pizzas. What's on them?
Whatnot Employee: Sausage, beef, chicken, pepperoni and ham.
(all pigs): GASP!
Julius: Oh no! You wouldn't think of killing innocent pigs like us, would you?
Whatnot Pigs: What? What are they doing to us?
Julius: (makes that finger-to-throat motion)
Whatnot Pigs: OH! OH, OH NO!
Annie Sue: There must be some alternative for us pigs. Do you have any... hamless pizza?
Whatnot Employee: Indeed! Pepperoni, beef and sausage.
Piggy: That won't do at all! No sausage. No pepperoni. Beef and beef only.
Whatnot Employee: OK. (yells back to kitchen) Four large beef to go!
(all pigs): YAAAY!
Link: Come on! Don't slow me down. I'm missing my bowling shows...
Piggy: You and your bowling shows! (faces camera) He cries at the sad parts!

(end) Piggy: Gather round the good stuff!

Next product: 'Teeth' Synthesizers
with The Electric Mayhem

[DanDanStrawberry]

Janice: Like, what can be said about teeth synthsizers?
Dr. Teeth: They're my own creation
Animal: BOOGIE BOOGIE BOOGIE
Zoot: Huh?
Floyd: Wooah!!
Lips: What my bandmates mean to say is that you should purchase Teeth Synthesizers from any local music shop. They are a product endorsed by us, The Electric Mayhem
Janice: And, like--
Lips: --they work really well
Floyd: Woah, man. You're such a chatterbox

Next advert: Muppets Wizard of Oz
With: Sam Eagle
Synopsis: Sam does a brief description of the upcoming MWoO

[That Announcer]

Thanks for adding Lips!

Sam: Greetings. As an American eagle, I feel it is my duty to speak on the upcoming telefilm, The Muppets Wizard of Oz. Apart from the title, this group of Muppets has managed to take a classic story and adapt it rather well. I do feel though, that some of these so-called Muppets do not really belong! Just listen to this: 'Clifford', hah! 'Rizzo, the Rat', ho! 'Doctor Bunsen Honeydew', 'Rowlf the Dog'! 'Sam the Eagle'!... Wait... I'M Sam the Eagle!..... Forget whatever I just said, just.. go see the movie.

Next Product: Harry's House of Kaboom
with Crazy Harry, Beaker, Bunsen, Fozzie, Kermit, Beau and Zoot

[HPDJ]

Harry's House of Kaboom
with Crazy Harry, Beaker, Bunsen, Fozzie, Kermit, Beau and Zoot

CH: Crazy Harry loves explosions!
Zoot: Yeah, man! He sure does!
CH: So come on down to Harry's House of Kaboom!
Fozzie: (To Harry) No problem!
Kermit: Shouldn't we tell them about the health risks-
Beau: No, I've been going to Harry's House of Kaboom for all my life and look at me now! (Kermit explodes and disappears)
Zoot: Come on down to Harry's House of Kaboom!
Bunsen: May cause long term memory loss!
Beaker: Long term memory loss! (Long pause)
Beau: Where am I???

NEXT: The Hog house buffet.
With: Piggy, Link Hogthrob, Andy Pig, Randy Pig, Spamuler(spelling) Anderson, Waldorf, Statler.

[BEAR]

I just stumbled across this game and I LOVE IT!! It is so clever. My favorite game in the forum. Can we keep it going??

[DanDanStrawberry]

Link: Well, here we are at the buffet
Piggy: I can't believe they're eating us
Andy: But we're soooooooooo.....
*several seconds later*
Andy:..oooooooooo
Piggy: Hey bozo! Is there an end to this sentence!
Waldorf: We wish
Statler: Eat the pigs

[sorry, best I could think of]

Product: Muppets.com
Muppets: Beaker and Rizzo [just to be different]

[That Announcer]

Rizzo: Hello there, funseekers! Now recently, our official site Muppets.com went down for some minor repairs. However, any minute now, it should be fixed!

(Beaker enters)
Beaker: Mee! Mee mo meep ma meep meep mee! Mee ma mee-mee!
Rizzo: Are you sayin' that the site's back up?
Beaker: Mee mee!
Rizzo: Does that mean 'yes'?
Beaker: (nods head)
Rizzo: Well, you heard that, funseekers! Head on over to Muppets.com, where everything's fresh, and where the studio maps are an amazing product. Right, Beaker: (shakes head) Mee mee meep.
Rizzo: Why you little... (starts to pound Beaker)

Next product: "Fer Sure Guitars"
with Janice and Floyd

[HPDJ]

Janice: Rock on down to Fer Sure guitars, fer sure!
Floyd: Yeah, we would offer you a coupon, but Animal ate it!
Janice: So hop like a frog to Fer sure guitars!
All: Fer sure baby!

NEXT: Beaker and Bunsen's science house!
WITH: Elmo, Bunsen, Beaker, Count Von Count, Skeeter!

[DanDanStrawberry]

Beaker: Meep meep meep meep meep meep?
Bunsen: Hmmm, I also wonder if people have ever wanted your job?
Beaker: Meep moop moop moolmo
Bunsen: Indeed, we did ask Elmo

Elmo: Elmo would want to be Beaker

Bunsen: So there we have it folks. Now you can "check it out" for real at Bunsen and Beaker (but mainly Bunsen)'s House of Science. Free entry for the under 1's, and how much is it for everyone else, Beakie?
Beaker: Moop meep
Bunsen: That cheap? You can take the whole family!!

Next ad: Muppet Survivor
With: Mildred, Grover, Sam Eagle and Johnny Fiama
Synopsis: Muppet Survivor is about to be bombarded onto our screens, these contestants have been asked to appear on the ad.

[theprawncracker]

Mildred: We must survive boys! Listen to Millie!

Grover: Oh Millie, can I have some brownies?

Johnny: Brownies? Huh? Why'd your team get brownies?

Sam: Because, we are Americans!

Johnny: And we aren't?

Sam: Of course not! You're Italian!

Mildred: Ooh, how exotic!

Next Ad: Muppet Central.com
Characters: Kermit, Fozzie, Gonzo, Uncle Deadly, Piggy, and Scooter

[DanDanStrawberry]

(OOC: Tee-hee, exotic)

Fozzie: I'm bored
Gonzo: I know, let's shove crustaceans in our nostrils
Piggy: Gonzo, moi doesn't want to be associated with such activities.
Kermit: I know, let's get to MuppetCentral.com!!
Scooter: What's that boss?
Kermit: You mean you've never been?
Scooter: No...I don't think they do flights this time of year
Piggy: Oh Scooter, vous can't fly there. You need to get the train!!
Gonzo: Oh yeah! I can eat sushi in the carriage!
Fozzie: I think it's a website. You know, the site 'specially designed for spider webs. Huh..Wocka Wocka
Piggy: Fozzie, that was terrible.
Scooter: So let's go to MuppetCentral
All: Why don't you go to Muppet Central too?
Gonzo: ..al too? Oh...too late.

Nw: Dolmio Sauce
With: Sal and Johnny