Conan O Brian Show

[Ernie101]

They had a guy walking out of a big building and as soon as he passed off kermit feel to the ground from the roof.They amde fun of this.

[Ryan]

Huh?:confused:

[Traveling Matt]

Could you elaborate? ;)

- Billy :cool:

[scarecroe]

I'll echo what Ryan said and say: huh? :confused:

[Zack the Dog]

to quote miss piggy from TGMC

" I don't understand any of this..."


ahh, it's too bad i did away with my "Rowlf the, Enddings", i could have thought up a really good one...

[Ryan]

Shame on you! Thats a quote from TMM! Where is your head today??????:confused: ;)

[Traveling Matt]

ZACK

How dare you mis-quote???

:p

- Billy :cool:

[Cantus Rock]

Well guys...I've got the boiling tar...Billy you get the feathers...Ryan, get the funny Richard Nixon masks...we'll take care of this misquoter..

:D

-Matt

[Sunshineboz]

What are you doing up so late watching Conan O' Brien?
You should be sleeping and getting ready for your spelling test.

hahahahaha, I'm just giving you heck. :p

[Cantus Rock]

Hehehe.

Yeah no offense but I don't think its very cool that the original poster person is leaving us hanging like this...the (not so suspenseful) suspense is killing me! Well no, nevermind, I'm just curious about Kermits falling from the sky. Shouldn't we all be a bit curious about that? :)

-Matt

[grail]

okay, i think he was trying to say that on the Conan O'Brian show, they dropped a Kermit from the roof to the ground (like he had jumped) and then proceeded to get a laugh out of it. all of last weeks should repeat on the second cycle this week. so if you really want to know, stay up waaaaaaaaay late and watch the second Conan every night this week...tomorrow should be worth it anyway...TMBG!

[salthemonkey]

The Conan O'Brian show was doing a bit on clips that didn't make the air....

In this clip they rip off David Letterman where he tosses thing from the roof.

In this case it was a Kermit the Frog...and when he, Kermit, hit the ground he missed a guy by a wisker....

Then Conan started going on how this guy was almost hit by a plush toy.

That was the bit....

[Cantus Rock]

Oh....Funny....:confused:

I'm glad I don't watch late-night...:)

-Matt

[Zack the Dog]

no!

ZACK How dare you mis-quote???

Shame on you! Thats a quote from TMM! Where is your head today??????

*very nervously* Umm, Umm, Umm, when i said TGMC, i didn't mean "The Great Muppet Caper" i ment that's one of favorite quotes so i named it from"The Great Muppet Quotes!"

* think's in head, that the word "quote" does not start with a C, in fact there is no C in that word*

umm, umm,umm, you see, you know about the whole Bryon not using the letter C in any word thing, well i've started a boycott of my own, only it's to replace the letter Q with C's so there for it's

The Great Muppet Cuote!!!

*few*

there! there! you see! i didn't miss quote...i mean cuote at all! it's from my favotie Great Muppet Cuote's valt! you see TGMC!:D :D :D

Zack)Rowlf the, nice save Zack!, very, very,very, nice save! if they belive that, they'll belive anything!hahaha!whoops!Dog.

[Cantus Rock]

*Straps on funny Nixon mask*

Sorry Zack, its time to get in the truck...

:D hehe

-Matt

[Zack the Dog]

No wait! you can't do this to me!
umm,umm,umm... Here! Take my nine piece ratchet set! My oil can! And don't go away without my Rolls Royce hood ordainment!!! heha!

Zack)Rowlf the, i was wondering when i would find a use for that quote.. I MEAN CUOTE!!! I MEAN CUOTE!!!Dog

[Cantus Rock]

Well...I could use a new ratchet set....okay, your good by me. :)

-Matt

[Zack the Dog]

*few!*

oh good, you could use a new ratchet set...

Umm, well i'll be on my way them..."to Cuote Miss Piggy FROM TMM, "umm....Goodbye!...."


*he,he,he, that ratchet set has gotta have about six of the nice piece's missing, yet alone the other's have gotta be broken or chewed on! hahaha! :D

i'm outta here!... "TAXI! Oh Taxi!" to cuote kermit from TGMC...;)

[Cantus Rock]

*John Wayne voice*

Heh, yeah you run! And tell all your friends...come back ya get more a the same! And next time I won't take a ratchet set, especially if its missing pieces! :D

-Matt

[Zack the Dog]

* yell's from taxi cab window*

hahaha! those who give out missing peice ratchet set and run away, live to give out missing peice ratchet sets another day!!!

hey who's driveing this cab anyways? Beau? what they heck are you doing here?!?!?! hey watch out for that!

BASH!CRASH KABOOM!!

tree...*chough*

[Cantus Rock]

*Walks to crunched up rear window*

Aw Zack, if you had only given me a complete ratchet set...I probably could get you out of this horrible position...but alas, the set falls short, and I see gas is leaking everywhere...do you smoke? i smoke...

*lights a cig*

Oh how clumsy

*drops cigerette*

Oh wait...

*realizes he's going to blow up in the explosion*

******!!!!

BOOM!!!!

...I guess thats the end of that then...(PS, I don't smoke :D)

-Matt

[Zack the Dog]

do you smoke?

:eek: *gaging from second explosion* chough, gag, chough, no i don't smoke .....

hey wha? what happend to beau? hey where's my Roll's Royce hood ordiment??!?!He stole it!! Beau stole myhood ordiment?!?! i don't belive this!!!:mad:

well, Matt, i guess we both loose in this one...

*looney tunes theme plays* Tha, tha, tha, That's all Folks!!:D


Zack)Rowlf the, still heading for Hill's in other thread,, only can't find any of the store's because they all closed,Dog
:rolleyes:

[Cantus Rock]

And that my friends, will wrap up tonights edition of "Matt and Zack's Ultimate Sadness Theater". Have a good night folks!:D

-Matt

[Zack the Dog]

And that my friends, will wrap up tonights edition of "Matt and Zack's Ultimate Sadness Theater". Have a good night folks!

well,....at least it does in THIS thread, there might be a new whole heap of trouble for us in the other one!

of corse there "might" not be...

[Cantus Rock]

Heh, Emmy is a muffiner by blood, and if we hide in the WhatNots section in the very back we should be okay...

*Gets tap on the shoulder*
*turns around to see angry Emmy with pitchfork*

Okay, were sunk..

-Matt

[Zack the Dog]

Heh, Emmy is a muffiner by blood, and if we hide in the WhatNots section in the very back we should be okay...*Gets tap on the shoulder*
*turns around to see angry Emmy with pitchfork*

Okay, were sunk..

not so sunk, this is the OTHER thread, emmy doesn't know we are here! we are safe here!

[Cantus Rock]

I CLAIM SANCTUARY IN THIS, THE SAFE-HOUSE THREAD! NOONE CAN STAB ME (or Zack) WITH PITCHFORKS HERE!!!!

THEY CAN TAKE OUR LIVES, BUT THEY CANNOT TAKE OUR HONOR!!!!!!

That felt rather good... :D

-Matt

[frogboy4]

Oh...come on, it was funny. I loved that bit. Glad some of you guys didn't see the Ernie and Bert bit they had several years ago. :eek:

[Jackie]

If Emmy is a muffiner, what am I? LOL!

[Cantus Rock]

Certain things should just be left unsaid Jackie... :D LoL

-Matt

[Jackie]

Lol, everyone is so mean to me.

[Ernie101]

Ok guys here is what i was trying to say.On this late night talk show called Conan O Brian they were making fun of the faces of death whitch is a violent video that shows people commiting suicide and dead people.They called this the Muppet Faces Of death! they had one muppet getting on fire.They had miss piggy dead in a swamp.They had kermit commit suicide by jumping off of a roof.

[Cantus Rock]

Oh...ew, that's not cool...did you get it on tape?

-Matt

[Ernie101]

No i didnt want to i found it kinda disrespectful to jim henson and muppet creators

[Jackie]

Freedom of speech... :)

[Sunshineboz]

Nothing is free from being made fun of.
I probably would have laughed my head off. Hey, the muppets got exposure :) .

[Cantus Rock]

Sunshine, you don't happen to be a Black Supremisist do you? Oh no, nevermind thats:

Sunshine Shaboz

Ooooohhh!!!! Funny Funny Ha ha Joke!!!

*gets tomato to the face*

-Matt

[Sunshineboz]

Originally posted by Cantus Rock
Sunshine, you don't happen to be a Black Supremisist do you? Oh no, nevermind thats:
Sunshine Shaboz

*gets tomato to the face*


Sunshine Shazbot! ahahhahahaha, Mork from Ork.

*gets bean pie ready to throw* Kidding, kidding, just had to play. :eek: :D

[Cantus Rock]

I think we should start a comedy duo! We can take it on the road!!...or...just leave it..here...*darn* it!!! Lets go get some pretzels..

-Matt

[Sunshineboz]

Or I can pretend to be a pretzel?

*throw salt all over herself and contorts, then hurts back* hahahhaha

[Cantus Rock]

LoL:

Now, preforming live on the MuppetCentral Forum, the all Star Comedy Duo: Cantaboz!

Woooo!

Me: So How'd ya feel waking up this morning, sunshine?
You: I Didn't feel to great Cant.
Me: What, you wake up on the wrong side of the bed?
You: Yeah, My wifes side!!

Ha-cha cha cha cha!!

*Gets another tomato to the face*

-Matt

[Sunshineboz]

Originally posted by Cantus Rock
LoL:

Now, preforming live on the MuppetCentral Forum, the all Star Comedy Duo: Cantaboz!


Like the Cantaboz! Now if I can only get a hat, then we can be twins!!

Yeah, we'll be all star after we spike everyone's drinks.
*pulls out the hooch flask and does an impression of Karen from Will and Grace*
hee hee!

[Cantus Rock]

LOL!!

No no, I'm Cantus, he is Sunshine!

heh, well be a hit in France at least...hehehehe

-Matt

[Sunshineboz]

Originally posted by Cantus Rock
LOL!!

No no, I'm Cantus, he is Sunshine!

heh, well be a hit in France at least...hehehehe

-Matt

We can blow Jerry Lewis out of the water! France, that's very true, we WILL be a hit.

*Marches triumphant down the Rue de Rivoli with a rubber chicken and a red Harpo Marx horn (pretzels in back pocket)*

[Cantus Rock]

*Follows in full 1-man-band outfit worn by Burt in Marry Poppins (pretzels also in back pocket)*

Heh, Jerry Lewis..when were done with France his name will be a distant memory..I think we should take over his charity! The Cantaboz Kids Foundation!!! :D

-Matt

[Ernie101]

yes well i did laugh! i laughed my sarcastic butt off! MUHAHAHAHA

[Sunshineboz]

Ha ha, you said butt.

[Jackie]

Originally posted by Sunshineboz
Ha ha, you said butt.

There's nothing funny abutt it.

[Sunshineboz]

Originally posted by Jackie


There's nothing funny abutt it.

DOH!

[Ryan]

Is Ernie the butt of the joke again?;)

[Sunshineboz]

Originally posted by Scooter
Is Ernie the butt of the joke again?;)

Conan, Kermit, Ernie...When does it end? Butt of course...never!

*puts on devil horns*

[Cantus Rock]

Well..there isn't much tension in the room, butt if there was...I bet I'd be able to cut through it with a butt-er knife!

Ha ChaChaChaCha! Cantaboz is back baby!! :D

(LoL Sunshine)

-Matt

[Ernie101]

Butt....butt.....butt quit making fun AHHHHhhh

[grail]

butt as it turns out, making fun is my hobby!

(oooo...two jokes in one)

[Ernie101]

I have no Butt to butt around

[towels]

Assk a silly question...

[beaker]

Anybody remember when the Sesame Street Martians were on Conan OBrien? (on the Elmapalooza dvd) why cant they have Pepe or someone on the late late night talk show circuit?

[Sunshineboz]

Originally posted by Cantus Rock
Well..there isn't much tension in the room, butt if there was...I bet I'd be able to cut through it with a butt-er knife!

Ha ChaChaChaCha! Cantaboz is back baby!! :D

(LoL Sunshine)

-Matt

Isn't it Buttiful? Wee Hee! OY!! Will someone get the light....



...thank you!

[CarburetorJane]

Man, you guys are tooo funny!
:p :D ;)

[Cantus Rock]

Holy mother of pearl Sunshine, we've got a fan!! Woooo!! Rubber Chickens for everyone! Bang Bang Carrot top, WE RULE!!!

Thanks so much Lara, you are rock and roll. :D

-Matt

[Sunshineboz]

Originally posted by Cantus Rock
Holy mother of pearl Sunshine, we've got a fan!! Woooo!! Rubber Chickens for everyone! Bang Bang Carrot top, WE RULE!!!


First of all, I'm a huge racing fan so Carburetor Jane is an awesome name!

Second, *does a 2 1/2 sommersault twist in the air and lands on one foot*, glad to see someone can "get" us! Besides Grail that is.

*Grabs Carrot top and beats him with a public phone from which he had just dialed down the center (1-800-CALL-ATT)*

Cantus, do you approve? yak yak yak!

[grail]

yes, well what can i say...birds of a feather and all that...

[Cantus Rock]

Approve?! That's a perminent part of the act!! I think we should round up some other bad comedians and inflict pain on them too...I'll call comedy central, we need to hurt that stupid comedic duo I saw a few nights ago..(Slovan and someone...I have never been so quiet during a comedy show...). Then we need to hurt Seinfeld! And the cast of Friends, and then Will and Grace, and Dharma and Greg! god, Cantagrailaboz will be unstopable!!! Haha!!

*Straps on one-man-band suit*

Next stop, BROADWAY BABY!!! Ha Cha Cha Cha!!!

-Matt