Muppets Bumper Stickers

[Fozzie Bear]

In an idea posted by Docnzhoss with additional rules by JaniceFerSure, comes Muppets Bumper Stickers. It sounds like a fun game, so here we go:


-The bumper stickers can only pertain to Disney/Henson Muppet worlds;such as puppets,worlds,puppeteers,etc...
-This is a family forum,so the posts must be tasteful.No personal lashing out,no cursing,no profanity...also, try to refrain from political or religious references.
-Only one bumper sticker per post.
-Since these are bumper sticker size,they should not be more than 20 to 30 characters long.
-Have fun.

Here's my first one!

Kiss A Frog, Gain A Prince

[JaniceFerSure]

Wow,thanks for creating this FB,good thing to wake up to! Here's mine:


Mr. Looper? It's Hooper!

[Docnzhoss]

How cool is this, Diana? We get to share credit for a game! Thanks, Fozzie Bear!

Hmm, writer's block...(gives me an idea)

Don Music
Bang Your Head!

[JaniceFerSure]

How cool is this, Diana? We get to share credit for a game! Thanks, Fozzie Bear
Yeah Ryan,isn't it awesome,lol.

Ok,my turn:

Piggy,hog wild for frog!:)

[Docnzhoss]

:smirk: Fraggles On Board :excited:

[JaniceFerSure]

Pigs in Space!Scary isn't it?:mad:

[Docnzhoss]

:concern:
I'm Weird...
What's Your Excuse?

[McFraggle]

:o Want to hear a joke?

[Docnzhoss]

:rolleyes: My other car is a Rolls, hokay?

[McFraggle]

:sing: Groovy! :sing:

[JaniceFerSure]

Can You Get Behind It?:flirt:

[McFraggle]

Confessions of a Swine Drama Queen :mad:

[JaniceFerSure]

(Too funny!)


There is no news tonight!

[Docnzhoss]

:boo: You Drive Like a Granny,
Do ho ho ho ho! :sleep:

[JaniceFerSure]

Bork! Bork! Bork!:D

[Beth C]

:) Rainbows are visions, the Pig has delusions. :mad:

~Beth C

[JaniceFerSure]

(very good Beth C.,made me laugh outloud)


Muppets are our friends.:)

[erniebert1234ss]

:eek: and :confused: -Meep Meep-that means "stand in a different line"

BJ

[Docnzhoss]

(Picture of Beauregard)
Have you seen my squee-gee?

[JaniceFerSure]

(LoL another good one Ryan)

N'Im ineteen,how old are you?:)

[Beth C]

Have you tossed a penguin today? :zany:


~Beth C

[JaniceFerSure]

It's a beautiful day,isn't it?(after Beautiful Day Monster sketch)

[Docnzhoss]

:attitude: Tailgating is unpatriotic.

[ryhoyarbie]

What color are their hands now?.....

ryan

[Docnzhoss]

Let's Stop Pollution,
Walka-Walka-Walka! :o

[JaniceFerSure]

I thought these was peachies?(Beau from the Banana Boat sketch)

[Docnzhoss]

That's Not Nicey Nicey (Beau from Vet's Hospital Sketch)

[JaniceFerSure]

Rubber Duckie's #1,so what's #2?:p

[Kye]

:concern: You'd look weird too, if you had someones hand up your butt :concern:

[JaniceFerSure]

...aet rof owt,dna owt rof aeT:sympathy:

[Docnzhoss]

:crazy:
Therapy makes things better.

[JaniceFerSure]

I am strolling down memory lane..:cool:

[Docnzhoss]

:halo:
CHILL OUT! CHILL OUT!

[MockMockChef]

:halo: ME WANT FOOD!!!! :halo:

[JaniceFerSure]

:halo: Eat drums! Beat drums,beat drums!:D

[Beauregard]

Hey, lots of Beau lines in here!

How's

:flirt: I live on a beach, and walk around nekkid.
Join me? :flirt:

[MockMockChef]

Is there a moose in the theater?I want to make CHOCOLATE MOOSE!
(Swedish Chef)

[Docnzhoss]

:mad:
I'm More Famous Than You Are!

[McFraggle]

It's Elmo's World, You're Just Living In It!

[MockMockChef]

:D THE ELECTRIC MAYHEM ROCKZZ!!! :D

[JaniceFerSure]

I'm goin' the way I've got to go.

[Beauregard]

Where are the songs about rainbows? I only remeber two.

[JaniceFerSure]

What are rainbows connected to?

[Docnzhoss]

Zucchini Brothers On Board

[JaniceFerSure]

Muppet Labs made this car.

[Beauregard]

"The future is being made today...just not right now"

You can take that anyway you like, just don't blame me...

Beau

[Docnzhoss]

(Pic of Beau)
Who Needs Brains When You've Got a Mop & Bucket?

[DanDanStrawberry]

(Pic of Baby Sinclair)
BABY ON BOARD


or

My Other Car Is An Electric Mayhem Bus

[Beth C]

:grouchy: Stop reading this sticker and get your own!

[JaniceFerSure]

Pigeons on board.:(

[Docnzhoss]

Put down the Rubber Ducky and drive!

[Beth C]

(on the back of Piggy's car)

Yes, we are married no matter what the Frog thinks.

~Beth C

[Docnzhoss]

;)
Need Anything While I'm Out?

[Fozzie54]

:mad: If you can read this, you're close enough for Miss Piggy to karate chop you! :mad:

[Docnzhoss]

:sing:
Step out of the norm and get into the groove!

[Beth C]

(on Kermit's car)

Proud Uncle of a Frog Scout Merit Badge Leader!

~Beth C

[Docnzhoss]

Good one, Beth C!


(Pic of Grover)

How Much Do You Love Me?
Start Counting the Ways!

[JaniceFerSure]

Don't call a doctor,my nose is fine.(on Gonzo's car):concern:

[Docnzhoss]

Ham on Board...

:mad: HI-YAAH!

OUCH!!!

I mean...Queen of the World on Board

[JaniceFerSure]

These are the yolks,folks.(Humpty Dumpty TMS)

[Docnzhoss]

I Bought This Car From Mad Man Mooney

[JaniceFerSure]

(Honk) if you think I'm funny.:o

[Docnzhoss]

:D
I'm everything that's prosperous and groovy,
how 'bout you?

[JaniceFerSure]

I 'go-fer' anything.;)

[Docnzhoss]

Where in the World is Travelin' Matt?

[JaniceFerSure]

(sung to the tune of Carmen San Diego,right Ryan,that would be cool if you could make a song for that)

Dr. Teeth uses Crest Whitening Strips.:D

[MockMockChef]

Statler :It was great!
Waldorf :It could better
Statler :Terreble!
:sleep: & :boo: :BOO!!

[JaniceFerSure]

Fish are being thrown,so duck!(after Lew Zealand)

[Docnzhoss]

Where in the world is Travelin' Matt
He's sending cards to Gobo
Telling where he's at.

He's a Fraggle from the Rock
And he's out in Outer Space
Explorin' round the clock
and writing 'bout most every place.

(Okay, it's a stupid rough draft and a waste of time and space)

Here is my real bumper sticker:

:( My Roommate Plays With a Rubber Ducky

[JaniceFerSure]

Alapeanutbuttersandwiches,with jelly!:cool:

[Docnzhoss]

:mad:
Anger Management? Por Moi?
Methinks Not!

[JaniceFerSure]

You have no power over me.(after Labyrinth's Sarah)

[Beauregard]

Ka-Boom! Te, heh, he, he!

On Crasy Harry's car

[JaniceFerSure]

Gofer is as Gofer does.;)

[Docnzhoss]

(Pic of Beau)
Umm, how do I stop this thing?

[JaniceFerSure]

Mildew is my life.:concern:

[MockMockChef]

Ofcourse this car is green,
im a mold collector! :concern:

[Docnzhoss]

(Link)
I'm the Captain here, and I say we're going the right way towards the wrong place.

[JaniceFerSure]

No,I was not named after sausage.(Link Hogthrob):D

[Docnzhoss]

:concern:
No Helmet? I Like Your Style!

[JaniceFerSure]

Is it cold in here,or is it just me? (The Endangered Species Chorus Line)

[Docnzhoss]

(Quongo the Wild Mountain Gorilla)

Honk if you want me to throw coconuts at you!

(Should cut down on the people who honk at me)

[JaniceFerSure]

I brake for chickens.:concern:

[Docnzhoss]

:attitude:
Going My Way?
Stay to the Right!

[JaniceFerSure]

Do you like my cheshire grin?:D

[Docnzhoss]

:eek:
The Belt is Turning
But No One's Driving

[JaniceFerSure]

Don't stand under a tree,I'm counting.(Count von Count)

[Docnzhoss]

[Very clever, Dee!]

Don't worry, it's only your car backfiring... :crazy:

[JaniceFerSure]

Thanks.<blushing>


Welcome,oh welcome,to my little car.(Prairie Dawn)

[muppetmayhem]

The follwing words are printed on a sticker with animals head

:halo: Just be glad your not withen this car...
WOMAN!!!!!!! :halo:

[JaniceFerSure]

I'm a lab rat,and meeping proud of it.:eek:

[Docnzhoss]

:excited:
Wow, look at you!
I like to sing, too!!

[JaniceFerSure]

Do what I do to relax,throw fish.

[Docnzhoss]

:cool:
You like to fall asleep at the wheel too, huh?

[JaniceFerSure]

Speaking of falling asleep at the wheel...:sleep:

[Docnzhoss]

(Pic of Bean Bunny)
I'm so sweet your gas tank is filling up with sugar as I speak!

[JaniceFerSure]

(very funny Ryan)


Is there any bunny cuter than me?(Bean)

[Docnzhoss]

(Thanks, Diana)

:grouchy:
Yeah, You Have the Look,
But No One's as Grouchy as Me!

[JaniceFerSure]

This car is brought to you by the letter C.(a picture of any SS character)

[Docnzhoss]

:attitude:
Hands at 10 and Two.
Let's Not Get Lax, Just Because We're Driving!

[JaniceFerSure]

Taking requests at the next red light.(Electric Mayhem):halo:

[Docnzhoss]

:crazy:
There is craziness behind the wheel of this car.
Keep your distance.

[JaniceFerSure]

Animal on Board!:halo:

[WockaWockaCasey]

A bear's natural habitat...... a studebaker.

[JaniceFerSure]

One,two,three,four...how I love to count cars.(Count)

[Beth C]

(Picture of Beauregard)

I can only take you as far as the lobby!

~Beth C

[JaniceFerSure]

I can do anything with radishes.=Mokey

[theprawncracker]

:concern: Chickens turn me on. :concern:

[JaniceFerSure]

Do you love triangles as much as I do?=Telly Monster

[Docnzhoss]

(Pic of Bean Bunny, Red and Annie Sue)
Cute People on Board

[JaniceFerSure]

This is the Mighty Favog,how many in your party?(Favog)

[Vic Romano]

Weirdo on Board :concern:

If you can read this... SCRAM! :grouchy:

My other car is a Shwinn! :)

[DanDanStrawberry]

Hergen lergen smergen enner bord! (Swedish Chef)

If you can read this you're smarter than I am (Beauregard)

DON'T-CRASH-DON'T-CRASH-DON'T-CRASH!! :halo:

[JaniceFerSure]

It's time for Pigs In Space! <scary thought isn't it?>

(pictures of Piggy,Dr. S & Cpt. H)

[MockMockChef]

(Bunsen Honeydew says something)Welcome to Muppet Labs... (You see Beaker run away with an exploded head)

[Beauregard]

How would that work on a Bumper sitcker?

[JaniceFerSure]

Try wembling,it'll make you feel better.(for Wembley)

[unclematt]

(pic of Count with couds and lightning)

1, 2, 3, Babies on Board Ah ah ah ah ah

[JaniceFerSure]

(pic of :grouchy: )

Don't recycle,just give everything to me!

[Fragglemuppet]

For a minivan
Pic of Gonzo
"I'm going to go back there one day,
but for now, soccer practice

[ryhoyarbie]

Picture of :flirt: saying "like buckle up, fer sure!"

ryan

[theprawncracker]

:rolleyes: Smoking is very bad for you hokay :rolleyes:

[Docnzhoss]

(Pops) Watch where you're goin',
The driver's trying to sleep!

[JaniceFerSure]

Wake me up,when we get there...(Pops)

[Beauregard]

Picture of the Electric Mayhem Bus

"Keep back, fireworks come outta my exhaust"

[JaniceFerSure]

Your close to read this
Can you picture that?
:D

[ryhoyarbie]

Sal: Hey did you cut Gonzo's cake?

[JaniceFerSure]

Welcome to the wild world of Muppet driving!=LK

[MockMockChef]

(Picture of Kermit connecting rainbows)OK, i've connected all the rainbows here but my internet is still not working!

[JaniceFerSure]

I'm a puppet,ya know it's true
I'm a puppet,what are you?(either Pinocchio,or any muppet pic)

[MockMockChef]

Todee wee will make dee autoo sandwiche.(Pic of The Swedish Cheft trying to make a sandwich of a car)

[Docnzhoss]

:o Patrol Bear on Board

[JaniceFerSure]

Big Mama on Board

[Harvey Towers]

Bored on Board - Statler and Waldorf

[theprawncracker]

BUCKLE UP!!!-:halo:

Where's the nearest fast food place?-Rizzo

It's not easy having a green car...-:)

[Harvey Towers]

:) It's not easy being green - it means you've got to drive a milk float :)

[JaniceFerSure]

Gorgs on Board.:smirk:

[That Announcer]

CAUTION- Don't drive too slowly behind me, because I know Crazy Harry!

[JaniceFerSure]

Beaker,hand me that beaker Beaker.:confused:

[HPDJ]

:flirt: :I like love speed, fer sure!

[Emosewa]

Ok two sayings, same concept.^_^

Garbage truck=Trash Heap on Tour :excited:

Garbage Truck = Oscar Moving :grouchy:

[That Announcer]

"America: Support the troops. Support the country. Support the eagle."

[theprawncracker]

:rolleyes: I'm so gosh darn sexy it hurts.

:rolleyes: So where to now? Tommorowland, Andventureland, Canada?

[HPDJ]

Beauregard: I'll sweep you off the floor!

[JaniceFerSure]

Nobody is a glut like The Glutton!-(pic of The Glutton)

[That Announcer]

BABIES on board, and they can sing too!- Bobby Benson

[JaniceFerSure]

Mooooove your car,I'm driving here.-Gladys the cow

[Meepster12]

What color are their hands now?

[MrsPepper]

:grouchy: NICE CAN!

or

:sing: I break for groupies

or

:o Good GRIEF, the comedian's a BEAR!

[JaniceFerSure]

Scooter's scooter scoots.;)

[Gonzo14]

A Bear in his Natural Habitat, a Studebaker

[baba]

I'd Rather Be At The Happiness Hotel.

[super muppet]

Hi Ho!

[baba]

Don't make me get Crazy Harry.

[super muppet]

Honk When I Point At You.

[baba]

Be Careful I Have Clueless Morgan In My Trunk.

[super muppet]

Animal Has Been Chewing On My Car Lately So If Anything Falls Off HONK!!

[baba]

Be Carful I Have Clueless Morgan In My Trunk.

[super muppet]

If You See A Henson HONK AT ME!!!

[baba]

If you like the Muppets honk!

[super muppet]

I Have A Muppet Like Attitude And I Know How To Use It!!

[baba]

I have Beaker in my trunk be carful.

[super muppet]

I Have A Muppet In My Trunk Come Up To My Window And Guess Which One It Is.

[Krazedmuppet]

Meep Meep!! (beep beeep)

I thought it was funny....

[super muppet]

I Have A Portal Invention From Dr.Bunson Honeydew And I Know How To Use It!

[Gonzo14]

Watch for Flying Barnyard Animals - Happiness Hotel Bus

[super muppet]

Caution Explosive Muppets Are In My Trunk!!!

[Gonzo14]

Did Someone Say Bomb!

[maniacal muppet]

lots of letters may follow- seen on the back of mildred's car

[super muppet]

*On George The Janitors Car* I've Got A Mop And I Know How To Use It.

[baba]

I would rather be blowing something up *Crazy Harry face*

[super muppet]

I'd Rather Be Watching MFS.

[melissa@muppet]

HONK IF U LOVE THE MUPPETS

[super muppet]

Honk If You See A Muppet So I Can Take A Picture.

[Gonzo14]

Grab a Ride, the Fenders are Open

[super muppet]

Come On In The Doors Are Unlocked.

[Gonzo14]

If you steal the car, make sure you leave the fake vomit

[super muppet]

I'd Rather Be Watching TGMC.

[baba]

Watch out Crazy Harrys driving

[super muppet]

Tell Me A Subject And I'll Tell A Joke.

[Gonzo14]

Stop! Come any closer and I'll kill this chicken

[super muppet]

If You Come Any Closer To My Bumper This Car Will Explode.

[Fragglemuppet]

Okay, so I really liked this game, so I figured, why not revive it?
:)

Sesame Street or bust

[anytimepally]

My Other Car is a Sloppy Jalopy

[Leasky2]

Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street?

Corny i know.

[tutter_fan]

(Picture of Mr. Gameshow from sesame street pointing at you) Are you square? :)

[Pork]

Yes, I am aware of the Penguins in the passenger seat.


(ok that was weird)

[Java]

I don't want my frog to be a prince!

[Fragglemuppet]

One joke about road hogs and I'll...

[Pork]

Movin' right along

[Fragglemuppet]

Just married!

Just joking, Kermie!

[Beakerfan]

Crazy Harry is my Co-Pilot

[Fragglemuppet]

Make way for chickens!

[Beakerfan]

I break for Animal


A Zebra and a Geranium Shall Never Share the Same Toothbrush

[Beakerfan]

Honk all you want. I can't hear you because I HAVE A BANANA IN MY EAR.

[JaniceFerSure]

My fish make U-Turns. (Lew Zealand)