Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester [Archive] - Page 95

Winslow Leach

10-11-2008, 09:44 PM

Newsie is propped up on Crazy Harry's cot.

Newsie: Owww...

Tony: Calm down, Newsie. The doctor will be here soon.

Newsie: Not soon enough, Tommy. My tooth is killing me!

Tony: We know...you kept us up all night moaning.

Newsie: I shouldn't have eaten those darned walnuts Lefty sold me. I knew there was something wrong with them...

Tony: Yes, well, you should have read the fine print on the bag: "best eaten before May 3, 1968."

Newsie: I didn't think walnuts could grow harder in time! When I see that little sneak thief, I'm going to wrap him up in Crazy Harry's straightjacket, and bring him down to the studio with me, where I shall do a special broadcast warning the good citizens of this town not to accept anything from that dirty crum-bum! Where is he anyway?

Lefty comes out of his closet, wearing a white dentist's smock and mask over his nose and mouth. In one hand he holds a cartoon-like mallet; in the other, a handful of dangerous-looking dental tools. He wears rubber gloves.

Lefty: Da doctor is in!

Newsie: O_O OH NO! No, no, no!

Tony: He told me he had experience.

Newsie: Tommy, if he told you he could lift fifty automobiles with one hand, you'd believe him!

Lefty: Which one is da patient?

Tony: Newsie here.

Lefty: Ah yes. Da pigeon I sold da walnuts ta. Did youse find 'em tough nuts to crack? Heh heh...

Newsie: I'm gonna crack your skull you--

Lefty: Now is dat anyway ta talk to da man what's gonna extryact dat painful toot' fer ya?

Newsie: You're not coming anywhere near my mouth!

Tony holds Newsie down.

Newsie: Help me, Tommy!

Tony: I'm sorry, Newsie, he's the best we can do on such short notice. Besides, I don't know of any dentist who makes house calls.

Newsie: Then drive me! Drive me to a real dentist!

Tony: At this hour?

Lefty: Aw, stop yer whinin'. Where else ya gonna find a dentist what only charges youse a nickel to remove a painful toot...riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!

Newsie: I'll get you for this--both of you! You're in cahoots!

Lefty: Now dis won't hoyt...much!

Newsie: You crazy melon-headed--

KER-THUNK!

Lefty bops Newsie on the head with the mallet; Newsie is immediately silent.

Tony: Now it's just the one tooth...

Lefty: Yeah, yeah, I know what I'm doin'...

Lefty pries open Newsie's mouth, picks the sharpest looking tool, and stares inside.

Lefty: Tommy.

Tony: Yeah?

Lefty: Which toot is it?

Tony: I dunno. You're the dentist!

Lefty: Yeah, but...dey all look da same!

Tony: I dunno. Look for the one that's corroded, I guess.

Lefty: Corroded, huh? Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight...(Lefty pokes and prods the inside of Newsie's mouth) Nope, no dice. I guess I'm gonna hafta resort ta plan B.

Tony: Plan B?

Lefty: Yeah...I'm gonna hafta pull out all his teeth! Day way I'll be sure ta get da corrupted one!

Tony: Then what?

Lefty: Den...hm...I haven't taught dat far ahead...maybe I'll just glue 'em all back in er sometin'...

Lefty begins his work...

Lefty (singing) I've been woikin' on da railroad/All da livelong day...riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh t!

WhiteRabbit

10-12-2008, 07:34 PM

Ailie: *doing an interpretive dance* IIII'm a cucumber....IIII'm a cucumber...IIII'm a cucumber...IIII'm a cucumber...

Zoot: O_o

Ailie: IIII'm a cucumber...IIII'm a cucumber--PLEASE DON'T TAKE ME TO THE PICKLE FARM! ! *waits for the applause* =P

Zoot: ...

The Count

10-12-2008, 08:44 PM

Hmmm... Wonder if Arianne'll show up. She's been okayed to move in... Oh well, I know that first semester of Law School's pretty demanding.
*Leaves baggies of Halloween candies/chocolates outside the doors of the rooms currently occupied, no worries, none of these are trick-or-treat eaters.

Skeeter Muppet

10-12-2008, 09:47 PM

Kim: Three weeks until Halloween, guys. We'd best start getting our costume ideas in order.
Mimzy: So soon?
Boober: Well, quality does take time.
Kim: You mean you're actually looking forward to dressing up this year, Boober?
Boober: Just as long as I don't have to dress up like Sidebottom again.
Gillis: So, what are we going to do? Are we going to do themed costumes like Cat and Ailie and their roommates did earlier?
Kim: Depends on if we can find one we all agree on.
Tosh: What about Sherlock Holmes?
Kim: (thinks) We could...
Gillis: I'm no Jeremy Brett, but I think I could pull off a decent Holmes, especially with Boober as my Watson.
Boober: Really? You want me to be Watson?
Mimzy: That's great, but what about the rest of us?
Kim: ...Don't worry, Mims. I think I can figure out a way to pull this off.

-Kim

Erine81981

10-12-2008, 10:48 PM

Well guys. I'm heading off to bed. I work tomorrow at 10. When i get off. We'll go to the store and pick out our costumes. Good night guys.

Homer Honker: Honk!

Wolfgang: Arf!

Herry: Good night Kyle.

Frazzle: Worjfgdjfdlkdls sjdjdjgjkgg Kyle.

*heads off to bed, brushes teeth, pops in a DVD in the player and watches it as i doze off to dream land*

The Count

10-12-2008, 11:12 PM

*Leaves a thank-you card from the Count at Room #5's door, along with some Doozer dust polvorones (powdered sugar cookies) for Gobo and Wembley, and a batch of toffees for Kate.

*Voiceover: Muppet College Dorms have been brought to you by the letter K, and by the number 9.
Nighty-night, sleep tight, don't let the batty bats bite.

Beakerfan

10-13-2008, 01:30 AM

(ROFLMAO at Ailies interpretive dance)

A loud growling can be heard from within room 24.....

Sweetums: Sorry, that was my stomach.

A loud thudding can be heard from within room 24.....

Bean: *stops hopping and stares at the camera* Whaaat?

A loud rumbling can be heard from within room 24.....

Animal: *throws a drumstick at the camera*

A-hem. A loud..... sound...... can be heard from within room 24!

Link: *rolls over and continues to snore*

that does it..... A LOUD COMMOTION CAN BE HEARD FROM WITHIN ROOM 24!

Rizzo: *looks at the camera* Well why didn'tya just say so? Geez.... I don' even hear anything...... *walks away and trips, tumbling down and making a lot of noise*

WhiteRabbit

10-13-2008, 11:49 AM

(*bows* Merci! XP)

Ailie: AAAAAAAAAH! It's an earthquake!

Zoot: *watching Link sleep* O_o

Spamela: But Dr. Teeth's not walking around...

Ailie: Stop making fun of his spare tire...he's adorable if you look beyond that... =P

Spamela: *has been watching too much MTV2* If it's possible to look beyond that...OWNED!

Ailie: Leave mah baby alone! *ghettosnap*

Dr. Teeth: ;_; *goes to eat something and mope*

Winslow Leach

10-13-2008, 12:26 PM

Tony gets out of bed, rubs his eyes and stares at Lefty.

The sneak thief is still "operating" on Newsie.

A clink! in a bowl, as another one of Newsie's teeth is pulled and dropped...

Lefty (singing) Da neck bone's connected to da...knee bone; da knee bone's connected to da...jawbone...da jawbone's connected to da...elbow bone...da elbow bone's connected to da--

Tony: You're still working on him?

Lefty: I am a professional...riiiiiiiiight! I'm not like dese odder dentists, what get youse in an' out witin' a half hour...I take my time...

Tony: Did you find the rotten tooth?

Lefty: O_O Toot'?

Tony: Yeah, the one you were supposed to--(sees bowl, which is filled with Newsie's teeth) Please tell me those are Chiclets.

Lefty: Nah, dere dis guy's teeth. I'm gonna put 'em unner my pillow when I'm done, an wait up fer da Toot Fairy...den when she comes, I'm gonna hold 'er up, an' demand she give me her sack fulla coins! Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!

Tony: Newsie's gonna be so mad at you!

Lefty: What, dis crum-bum? Please! I'm more scared 'a ring around da collar dan I am of dis chump!

Tony: Lefty...you always have ring around the collar.

Lefty: I rest my case.

Tony: Huh?

Lefty: Too smart fer ya, Tommy? Need me ta talk down ta youse, so ya can unnerstand me better? (Lefty pulls one of Newsie's teeth out with his hand) Whadda ya know? Dis one just came right out, witout me havin' ta do any fancy-schmanzy stuff! Makes my job more easier...riiiiiiiiiight!

Plink! Lefty drops tooth in bowl.

Tony: What if--

Lefty: What if elephants fell from da sky! What if sea monkeys rose from da sea an' took over da woild? What if apples and oranges agreed wit each odder fer once! What if, what if! Dat's all yer full of, Tommy! What ifs! Bah!

Goes back to work.

Tony shrugs, and walks away, as Lefty begins singing.

Lefty: All I want fer Christmas is my two front teeth, my two front teeth, heh, my two front teeth...'ey pal, yer gonna need more dan yer two front teeth when I get done witcha! All I want fer Christmas is my two front teeth...

The Count

10-13-2008, 01:27 PM

So that's his plan huh? Apparently he's never seen Darkness Falls. Excellent obscure horror film. And since we are in the month of monsterdom...

*UD places a call to their dentistry dame informing her in hushed tones.
UD: Fright... Room #9. The one who looks like a squashy avocado or a sneakier version of the frog in his trenchcoat. Pleasure spooking to you too, happy Halloween.
*Ends call. Well, it's taken care of, now we just have to wait for it to happen.

Okay boys... We'll go out for a spooktacular dinner, just gonna keep reading Potter.
*Resumes reading with his cassettes.

WhiteRabbit

10-13-2008, 02:05 PM

Spamela: *once the shaking stops* ...now what?

Ailie: =P *prank calling* Mommy....it's me, Harold...

Random guy: *on the other line* I don't who this is! Stop calling me! >_>

AnimatedC9000

10-13-2008, 03:54 PM

Cait: ... and all this time, it was a faulty outlet...

TG: ... *about to say something* Nevermind...

Cait: Nevermind what? O_o

TG: Well, I was gonna say that you have a technology dependancy, but you already knew that.

Cait: Duh. =P

TG: ... *goes back to reading her book*

Winslow Leach

10-13-2008, 05:49 PM

So that's his plan huh? Apparently he's never seen Darkness Falls. Excellent obscure horror film.

LOL, yeah! Lefty vs. a demonic tooth fairy! I'm still waiting for the flick concerning a psychotic Easter Bunny...and of course Arbor Day. Nothing says bloodcurdling horror like killer trees.

The Count

10-13-2008, 05:58 PM

Pfft... Psychotic Easter bunny? Then rent Hoodwinked. Don't want to give away too much, but I think it'll fill your basket a plenty. And don't make me call the Arbor Day Avengers (parodical Marvel reference).

As for me, I'll take a cumly Easter bunny or batty any day of the week... *In exaggerated tones: If you know what I mean. *Hears self saying "no, I don't" in the back of my mind before shushing it. Something like LDD's Eggsorcist. I'd like to collect that line, but there are factors that've thrown me off. Meh, at least I have my vonderful Haunters to work on.
*Beaming at the plot of 20 illustrated squares, rearranging themselves between Times 5 and Times 10 grouping formations.

Ah, how I love the season of scaring. *The aria from Toccata and Fugue issues forth from the Count's organ as he plays with a fiendly flourish.

Winslow Leach

10-13-2008, 06:03 PM

Lefty continues to sing to himself; by now, Newsie's mouth is a mess...

Lefty (singing) Oh, I was dere ta match my intellect on national TV/Against a plumber and an architect, both wit a P.H.D./I was tense, I was noivous/I guess it just wasn't my night/Art Fleming gave da answers/but I couldn't get da questions riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!/I lost on Jeopardy, dee da doo/I lost on Jeopardy, doo da dee!

Tony, Crazy Harry and Mr. Turtle stare gaping at the unbelievable spectacle...

Lefty (singing) Like a soygen--hey--cuttin' fer da very foist time/Like a soygen/Organ transplants on my mind/It's a fact, I'm a quack/A disgrace to da AMA/Because my patients die/My patients die before dey can pay...riiiiiiight!

Ya know, dis is funner dan carvin' up a jack-o-lantern! Who wants ta be next?

Tony, Harry and Mr. Turtle bolt.

Lefty stares after them, calls them "crum-bums," and resumes work on Newsie...

Muppet Newsgirl

10-13-2008, 06:57 PM

Erin: (on sofa, with tea, cold medicine and tissues) Give me upper respiratory infections for $200, Alex. (sneezes)
Scooter: (rubbing his throat) Hey, you want to pass me a few cough drops? I think I've got whatever you've got. (takes a drop) At least our doctor isn't Lefty.
Nora: Right...what was that line about doctors in one of the Harry Potter books? I think it was somewhere in "Order of the Phoenix."
Erin: Oh, yeah...Harry's never been in St. Mungo's before, and when he asks if the wizards and witches in lime-green robes are doctors...
Scooter: "Doctors? You mean those Muggle nutters that cut people up? No, they're Healers."
Erin: And those Muggle nutters, at least in this country, won't cut people up unless they're paid very handsomely first.
All: "I don't make a cut 'till I take my cut!"

(Beige and Storyteller re-enter through Fraggle hole)
Beige: Boy, traffic was awful in the Matt Fraggle room...and what idiot decided to put double switchbacks and a traffic circle in there?
Storyteller: Shh, that's Gobo's uncle you're talking about. (to others) Hello, hello, how's everyone doing?
Beige: Hmmm...one human with a full-blown cold, and one Muppet with the makings of a cold. Boober's not going to want to be anywhere near here.

Skeeter Muppet

10-13-2008, 08:03 PM

Kim: (measuring Gillis for a shirt) Just as long as they've put direction sign posts in the Matt Fraggle Room; we don't want Gillis getting lost again.
Gillis: HA, ha ha. Very droll.
Kim: Gillis, will you hold still? I want to get the measurements right.
Gillis: I don't see why we have to do this; can't you just buy a shirt someplace?
Kim: Hello, Holmesian over here? If we're gonna do a Sherlock Holmes theme then we're going to be as accurate as possible. Which means, period-correct costumes.
Gillis: Yes, but I didn't think you'd try to match the level of Granada!
Kim: Only in my dreams, Gillis.

-Kim

Winslow Leach

10-13-2008, 09:21 PM

Newsie groggily starts to come to...

Newsie: Unnnngggghhhhh...

Lefty: Quiet! Dis don't concoyn youse!

Lefty bops Newsie on the head with his cartoon-like mallet; Newsie is down for the count. Lefty begins working on the newsman's mouth again...

Lefty (singing) Da woims crawl in, da woims crawl out, da woims play pinochle on yer snout...

At the mention of "worms," two voices are heard off, calling:

Voice #1: Mr. Beardsley!

Voice #2: Mr. Beardsley!

Voice #1: Mr. Beardsley!

Voice #2: Mr. Beardsley!

Lefty: Shaddap ya dumb kids! Dere ain't no Mr. Beardsley here! Check behind da shed...I tink I saw some bones dere before...riiiiiiiiiiiiiight!

Dr. Lefty pokes and scrapes the inside of Newsie's mouth.

*Mr. Beardsley, whose name is called about 500 times in a three and a half minute scene, is from the movie Squirm, about killer worms; it was mercilessly savaged on MST3K*:p

WhiteRabbit

10-13-2008, 09:24 PM

Ailie: *poking her head in and throwing a brick at Lefty* O_o ... o_O ... *retreats back to her dorm*

Winslow Leach

10-13-2008, 09:36 PM

Ailie: *poking her head in and throwing a brick at Lefty* O_o ... o_O ... *retreats back to her dorm*

Lefty is hit in the head with the brick.

He reels, weaving around the room, cartoon birds fluttering around his head...

Lefty: Oompa-Loompa! Oompa-Loompa! Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...

Lefty shakes his head, clearing it; he picks up the brick.

Lefty: A'ight, who trew dis at me? (looks at Newsie) Wise guy, eh? It was you, on accounta dere ain't nobody else in dis room! Why I oughta--

Lefty, thinking the window is open, hurls the brick; unfortunately, the window is closed, and it shatters.

Lefty: O_O

He slowly reaches for his scalpel, and begins to work on Newsie...

Lefty: I'll just tell 'em a boid crashed trew...riiiiiiiiiiight!

WhiteRabbit

10-13-2008, 09:45 PM

Ailie: *pulling out Spamela's cell phone and resumes prank calling* Mwahahahah...

Dr. Teeth: *picking up the phone in the other room* Talk ta meh.

Ailie: *snickering* Uh, hi...do you have Aunt Jemima in a bottle?

Dr. Teeth: ...Ailieh, hang up the phone. =P

Ailie: Well, y'all best-- *blinks* -_- ...crap. *click*

The Count

10-13-2008, 10:00 PM

Yes Erin... Chapters 22 and 23... So will you be needing stitches? It looks like you're trying to sew together your skin. What do you mean that's the general idea? *Hopes on finishing the book tomorrow, I'm on Chapter 29, Career Advice.

Man I miss MST3k. Oh well. *Keeps hummin Halloween tune.

Winslow Leach

10-13-2008, 10:08 PM

Man I miss MST3k. Oh well. *Keeps hummin Halloween tune.

As do I...even though they crash-landed on earth, I like to believe Mike, Crow and Servo are still out there, watching rotten movies and skewering them, as only they can. And Gypsy is taking care of...whatever Gypsy takes care of, now that she's not on the SOL.;)

The Count

10-13-2008, 10:31 PM

Well, of course they do that. Just in Mike's apartment now. And wasn't there a certain Film Crew continuing their noble and proud tradition? *Has a glass of milk before counting up the bats in our dormery doomicile.

Erine81981

10-13-2008, 11:08 PM

*coughs* Man oh man. This sore throat is killing me. *heads into the bathroom and gurgles some "Chloraseptic"* I hope this helps out. Just glad i'm off tomorrow.

Homer Honker: Honk honk honk honk. Honk!

*notices Homer* Sorry Homer. My throat has been killing me.

Homer Honker: *starts to choke me*

Can't......breath. *slaps Homer's hands off me*

Homer Honker: Honk honk honk.

No no no. It's not literally killing me. It's just a figure of speech.

Homer Honker: Honk.

Sorry i haven't had time to head out to get our costumes yet but we we will sooner or later. I get paid this coming Wednesday. So we'll try and do it that day.

Homer Honker: Honk!

Ok.

Homer Honker: Honk honk honk?

You wanna do the closing for tonight? Sure! I'll start. "Muppet Dorms has been brought to you today by the letter...

Homer Honker: *honks his nose and from his horns comes the letter "Y"*
...and by the number....

Homer Honker: *honks out the #6*

"Muppet Dorms is a prouduction of the "Muppet Central Forms" and the website "Muppet Central" Good night everyone out there in dreamy dream land. *waves good bye*

redBoobergurl

10-14-2008, 08:39 AM

Beth: Ahhh, I am feeling so much better
Wanda: Finally got rid of that sore throat eh?
Beth: Yes, thank goodness.
Abby: Now I heard Kyle has a sore throat too!
Beth: Oh that's no good. Hey, why don't you bring him these throat lozanges. They really helped me.
Abby: Ok! *poofs out of the room to go visit Kyle and the monsters*
Beth: Ok, on to other things, let's start getting ready for Halloween.

The Count

10-14-2008, 09:30 AM

*Downstairs...

Count: Vhat are you doing Ed?
Hmm? Oh, just wrapping a present for Grover. It's a picture of the main SST monsters from one of the days we were all at the playground/park. Added a few metal blue G's to the frame.
Count: Oh, that's fright it's his birthday today.
Yep. I'm sending this via bat-gram to Sesame since he's not at the dorms this term.
Count: No? That's strange.
Yeah well... Most of the SST gang's not here this year. Just Big B and Oscar, Kyle's roomies, and you of corpse.
Count: Of corpse. Hmmm, after Halloween, do you think ve might...
Visit them back on Sesame? Sure, you know we have our annual trip there.
Count: Vell, I vas going to suggest inwiting them for Thanksgiving. After the parade you know.
That'd be nice. Could make some arrangements next month, call Gordon or one of the other grownups.

*Leaves some pumpkin candies for Abby and the girls next door in Room 3.

redBoobergurl

10-14-2008, 12:39 PM

Red *opens the door to find the pumpkin candies*: CANDY! Mmmm.....

Winslow Leach

10-14-2008, 04:24 PM

Newsie is in bed; he has a large bandage, extending from his jaw to the top of his head, where it is tied in a knot. He holds a pad and pencil for communication.

Newsie: Guuuuuuuughhhhhhh...

Lefty: Huh? (Newsie scribbles something, and hands the pad to Lefty) "What happened ta me?" Oh. Er...youse fell down. Riiiiiiiiiiiight! (Newsie writes, hands pad to Lefty) In...here! Yeah! Youse fell down in here, ker-plunk! (Newsie writes, hands pad) "Oh." Heh heh. Da doity crum-bum bought it! By da way, I gotcha a what you call get well present, smiley!

Lefty takes a large pair of oversized plastic fake teeth out of his pocket; it's one of those chattering teeth, that when you wind it, the teeth...chatter...

Lefty: Once yer jaw heals, I'm gonna stick dis in yer mout'!

Newsie writes, hands pad to Lefty.

Lefty (reads) "Why would I want to stick that dirty thing in my mouth, when I have a mouthful of perfect, cavity-free teeth, because my mommy always made me brush five times a day..." Er...well...Halloweenie is comin' up, so I figures you'd wanna spook people wit these novelty teeth...riiiiiiiiiight! (Newsie writes, hands paper) "Oh." Heh. Da crum-bum wrote "oh" again! Well, I gots ta go pally, on accounta I bribed some chickie dis afternoon ta take me about ta dinner tonight. An' no, before ya write anytin' down, I'm not gonna tell youse what I hadda go trew da get dis goil's phone number. I tink I'll sink my teeth inta a nice, juicy steak! Yum yum! Well, toodles, mush mouth! Maybe Tommy'll bring youse a milkshake or sometin'!

Lefty exits.

Winslow Leach

10-14-2008, 07:53 PM

Tony: Lefty, what you did to Newsie was downright mean!

Lefty: Why? I got 'im some snazzy new choppers...

Tony: He's a TV personality. How's he supposed to go on the air with no teeth?

Lefty: I told ya...I got 'im snazzy new choppers! Riiiiiiiiight!

Tony: Why don't you put 'em in your mouth? !

Lefty: Are youse crazy or sometin'? I ain't gonna get no goimes buy stickin' dat used piece a plastic inta my mouth!

Tony: Think of how Lefty is gonna feel.

Lefty: Ah, if I had a violin, I'd play it fer ya, sob sister! I ain't worried about dat crum-bum! I'm sick a lookin' at his face on da tube anyway.

Tony: When he finally comes out of his daze, he's going to kill you, you do know that?

Lefty: Psh! I told da crum he fell down. An' he believed it! An' stop raggin' on me...tonight's da big night!

Tony: Why?

Lefty: Why...I'm only gonna use dis bag of da newsman's teeth as bait ta hold up da toof fairy, heh heh! All a dose coins will be mine! Mine, do ya hear me? ! ! ! !

Lefty does a mad jig.

Tony: You've completely snapped.

Lefty: An' tomorrow, I'm gonna be completely rich! Now get away from me kid, ya bodder me!

Lefty, clutching bag of Newsie's teeth, scoots into his closet and slams the door.

WhiteRabbit

10-14-2008, 09:40 PM

Ailie: O_o...it's too quiet around here... *starts dancing around with Spamela to 90s rap* *forces Dr. Teeth to provide the vocals*

Dr. Teeth: Parteh in the city where the heat is on
All nigh', on the beach till the break of dawn--

Ailie: Welcome to Miami...

Spamela: Bienvenido a Miami...

Dr. Teeth: Bouncin' in the club where the heat is on
All nigh', on the beach till the break of dawn
I'm goin' to Miami--

Them blondes: Welcome to Miami...

redBoobergurl

10-15-2008, 09:11 AM

Beth: Hey Big Bird, I have good news for you!
Big Bird: What's that?
Beth: Bryan should be back by Thursday
Big Bird: Thursday? Why, that's tomorrow! YAY!
Beth: I thought that might make you happy
Big Bird: Oh I should make him a welcome home sign
Mokey: I'd be happy to help you with that Big Bird
Big Bird: Oh boy! Thanks Mokey

WhiteRabbit

10-15-2008, 02:56 PM

Ailie: *still breaking it down with Spamela*

Spamela: *raisin' da roof*

Zoot: O_O *scared for his life*

Beakerfan

10-15-2008, 03:08 PM

Alex: *eyes get HUGE* Do I hear a... a...... PARTY? COME ON LINK! Quickly! VAMANOS!

Link: *yawns* Oh, a party? Well! *smoothes his hair and puts on a jacket*

Alex: Come ON! *grabs his hand and pulls him out the door* AILIE! IM COMING! *begins pounding on the door*

WhiteRabbit

10-15-2008, 03:10 PM

Ailie: O_O ALEXXX! *rips the door off its hinges*

Spamela: Ooh, let's start a mosh pit!

Zoot: *hides in a closet*

Beakerfan

10-15-2008, 03:48 PM

Alex: *GLOMPS Ailie* WHOOOO! Let's get this party started! *starts moshing with Spamela*

Link: *eats potato chips*

Winslow Leach

10-15-2008, 04:12 PM

Tony: So...did the tooth fairy come?

Lefty: Does it look like da tooth fairy came?

Tony: I...don't know. That's why I'm asking.

Lefty: Fer yer information...no...dat stupid pixie stood me up! An' I have a bag of valuable, cavity-free teeth ere!

Tony: What now?

Lefty: I'm gonna stay up tonight and every night until I get ahold a dat fairy, an' make off wit her satchel fulla nickels! Riiiiiiiiiiight!

Tony: Well, good luck with that.

Lefty: Darn tootin'!

Tony: Did you sleep at all?

Lefty: Nope. I was up all night. An' ya know what? I'm as fresh as a daisy!

Lefty immediately falls into a deep slumber.

Lefty: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz......

WhiteRabbit

10-15-2008, 04:40 PM

Alex: *GLOMPS Ailie* WHOOOO! Let's get this party started! *starts moshing with Spamela*

Link: *eats potato chips*

Ailie: *GLOMPS back* A'IGHT! *starts shredding on her drums*

Spamela: *moshing with Alex and starts waving glowsticks around, raving*

Zoot: *hiding behind Link*

Winslow Leach

10-15-2008, 04:52 PM

Tony and Newsie are watching TV.

Tony: Don't worry, Newsie, I got someone to cover for ya!

Newsie: Ungh?

Tony: He's a very respected, responsible individual, who has had years of showbiz experience.

V/O: Here is a Muppet Newsflash!

Crazy Harry wanders onto the set.

Newsie: facepalm.

Newsie: Oooooww...

Crazy Harry looks at the news in his hands; he tears it up, laughing. He pulls a lit bomb out of his pocket, and throws it off camera.

Shouts and chaos ensue...

Crazy Harry pulls a lit stick of dynamite out of his pocket, and hurls it at the cameraman; camera is knocked out of focus.

BOOM! bomb goes off, off camera...

KA-BOOOOM! dynamite goes off.

Crazy Harry: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ! ! ! !

Even though the camera is skewered and out of focus, we can make out three men in white coats; one of them carries a butterfly net; another tries to subdue Harry, who runs around the desk, laughing all the way...

Newsie glares at Tony.

Mr. Turtle (sigh) It's the lad's own fault...I offered my services, but he said the public wouldn't believe a turtle could read the evening news...rot!

Muppet Newsgirl

10-15-2008, 07:39 PM

Nora: Where is everyone?
Erin: Scooter's across town visiting his family, and the Fraggles went down to the Rock for a little bit.
Nora: Ah. So what's going on?
Erin: I've been hired for one of the jobs I interviewed for.
Nora: Wow, that's pretty good. I mean, these are rough times and all that.
Erin: Yeah, I'm pretty excited...but also very nervous. This is a milestone for me.
Nora: I know...well, that's the way it is, I guess.
Erin: Yeah...but I survived college and the internships okay, so I guess I'll make it. So what's new with you?
Nora: (sigh) I don't know...there's stuff going on at home.
Erin: What kind of stuff?
Nora: Well...I don't know, Heather and the twins have been pretty difficult, and my dad's been awfully tense lately, 'cause there have been some shakeups at his job...that sort of thing.
Erin: Yeah, that happens from time to time.
Nora: Yeah...is there any ice cream left in the fridge?
Erin: There's a pint of Swiss chocolate swirl. Let's split it before the others get back.

(the two head for kitchen and promptly dish up ice cream)

The Count

10-16-2008, 08:41 AM

*On the phone, placing an order for breakfast for all the fiends staying over for now with the Count and Uncle D. *Thinking to self: Sure hope to hear from Beth or Erin. If not, well, I'll come up with something. *Resumes ordering off of the options given by the helpful waiter on the line from Everybody Eats. :hungry:

Winslow Leach

10-16-2008, 06:08 PM

Lefty: Hey guys, lookit what I found! (holds up a mashed, disgusting-looking sandwich with mold on the bread)

Tony: Looks like someone's half-eaten sandwich.

Lefty: It is someone's half-eaten sandwich...riiiiiiiiiight!

Tony: Do I have to ask?

Lefty: I'll save youse da trouble, hi-pockets. Ol' napkin-head over dere (referring to Newsie, who is still bandaged) bet me a nickel dat I wouldn't eat a sandwich I found in da trash!

Tony: You picked that out of the trash?

Lefty: Yeah...it was on da very bottom...it was a case of literally scrapin' da bottom of da barrel...riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight! But it looks okay ta me.

Tony: Lefty, that thing is swarming with disease! I feel sick just looking at it.

Lefty: Quiet you! (to Newsie) Next time, ya'd better tink twice about makin' bets wit ol' Lefty! Watch an' loyn!

Lefty stuffs the sandwich into his mouth, chews and swallows.

Lefty: Now pay up, deadbeat!

Newsie reaches into his pocket for a nickel.

Suddenly, Lefty begins to spazz out; his whole body violently shakes; his head spins around and around; he suddenly begins singing and dancing around the room, frantically.

Lefty (singing)

Come on everybody!
I say now let's play a game
I bet youse I kin make a rhyme
Outta anybody's name!
Da foist letter of da name,
I treat like it wasn't dere,
Riiiiiiiiiiiight!
But a B or an F or an M will appear
An' den I say bo, add a B,
Den I say da name an' Bonana fanna and a fo
An' den I same da name again wit an F very plain
An' a fee, fie and mo
An' den I say da name again wit an M dis time
An' dere isn't any name dat I can't rhyme!
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!

Newsie: I don't get it...

Lefty (sings)

Lincoln!
Lincoln, Lincoln bo Bincoln Bonana fanna fo Fincoln
Fee fie mo Mincoln, Lincoln!

Arnold!
Arnold, Arnold bo Barnold Bonana fanna fo Farnold
Fee fie mo Marnold, Arnold!

Crazy Harry dances to Lefty, and hands him a lit bomb. Before Lefty could react, it explodes.

Mr. Turtle: Thank the stars! Now for a real evergreen:
(sings)
As I was tra-lalling down the square,
I set my eyes upon a lady fair,
A lady fair,
A lady fair,
I set my eyes upon a lady fair!

Crazy Harry tosses an explosive into Mr. Turtle's tank.

Mr. Turtle: Blast!

The tank explodes.

Crazy Harry rolls around the floor, laughing like there's no tomorrow.

WhiteRabbit

10-16-2008, 08:55 PM

Dr. Teeth: ;_; Mistah T...noooooooo-- *running in slow motion*

Zoot: O_o

Dr. Teeth: -ooooooooooooooooooo-- *still running in slow motion*

Zoot: *checks his watch*

Dr. Teeth: --oooooooooooooooooooooo! *crashes into a wall*

Ailie: *blinks* ...I'm gonna live with underground grandma!

Winslow Leach

10-16-2008, 09:02 PM

Tony: I'm afraid you're a couple hours too late, Dr. Teeth. (beat) Hey, I just realized something! You and Mr. Turtle have the same initials, bahahaha! You're both Mr. T! Hahahaha!

Crazy Harry hands Tony a lit bomb.

Crazy Harry: Hold this!

Tony: Sure thing.

Crazy Harry ducks for cover behind a bed.

Tony: ...eep...

WhiteRabbit

10-16-2008, 09:07 PM

Dr. Teeth: *straightening up* >_> Lis'en boy-- *notices the bomb and backs away* O_O

Zoot: *hides under the bed*

Winslow Leach

10-16-2008, 09:35 PM

Tony tosses the bomb to Dr. Teeth, and leaps behind his bed.

WhiteRabbit

10-16-2008, 09:36 PM

Dr. Teeth: *dodges it*

Zoot: *from under the bed* ...hi Tony. O_O

Winslow Leach

10-17-2008, 06:41 PM

Dr. Teeth: *dodges it*

Zoot: *from under the bed* ...hi Tony. O_O

Tony: DUCK ! !

A duck flaps onto Tony's bed.

Duck: What?

Tony: Huh?

Duck: You called?

Tony: Will you get d--

KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM ! ! ! !

Skeeter Muppet

10-17-2008, 09:30 PM

Kim: (not looking up from her sewing) Did you guys hear something?
Gillis: (writing on sheet music) No, not me.
Mimzy: May have been a bomb.
Boober: (rushing in) Guys! Guys! A bomb just went off in Tony's room!
Mimzy: Called it.
Kim: Oh, that's what that was. Mystery solved, folken.
Boober: ...that's it? A bomb just went off in the dorms! You're not going to...evacuate or anything?
Kim: It's the dorms, Boober. Stuff like this happens all the time. Now come here; I need to make sure your jacket fits.
Boober: All right, all right. Are you sure you're going to have all of this finished by Halloween?
Kim: If it kills me, Boober. If it kills me.

-Kim

The Count

10-17-2008, 09:55 PM

*Passing by... Count: Could lend you some of the spiders if you vant, they're quite talented when it comes to threadwork. They should be finished with the first batch for the anniwersary. Oh vell. *Continues on his rounds.

Muppet Newsgirl

10-17-2008, 10:01 PM

Beige: (singing) "Like to be a dream, sweetheart...hello, hello again, sh-boom sh-boom..."
Nora: Hmm, might want to change to a song with a little less boom in it.
Storyteller: What's all this about a bomb going off in the dorms?
Scooter: It's either Crazy Harry or one of Tony's roommates, and tonight my money's on the latter.
Erin: I don't care, as long as they don't get plaster dust or debris into the vent system - my sinuses are still glopped up.

WhiteRabbit

10-17-2008, 10:04 PM

Room 17 is goofing around and reacting random scenes from Holes*

Spamela: *whacking Zoot with a shovel* Who told you to stop digging, Zig Zag? =P

Zoot: Ack! X_X M'sorry, Miss Warden lady, ma'am.

Ailie: *dressed up as Kate Barlow* Oh Sam...my heart is breaking... ;_;

Dr. Teeth: I can fix that. =)

Ailie: O_O <33 *SQUEE*

The Count

10-17-2008, 10:09 PM

*Places a charm on the flooring so the digging won't end up into Beth's room directly below, and another so the fumes of the explosion earlier merely waft outwardly. There... Now then, a spot of milk and cookies should do before settling for a rest in peace repose.

UD, VO: The Muppet Central Dorms have been brought to you by the letter X and the number 0.
Pleasant screams. *Low chuckle.

*Leaves an extra glass and cookies out for Kathy.

WhiteRabbit

10-17-2008, 10:15 PM

Spamela: *still imitating the warden* 'Scuse me? 'Scuse me? 'Scuse me? 'Scuce me? *hovering around Zoot*

Zoot: -_-

Ailie: Wow, I just noticed how Holes is stocked with a bazillion catchphrases. XP Oh Sam...

Dr. Teeth: ...uh, I can fix that? O_O

Spamela: This isn't a girlscout camp! ! =P

The Count

10-18-2008, 05:51 AM

*Puts milk and cookies in the common room's fridge for Kathy. *Creeps around counting the returning bats, disposing of the dead little crunched skulls discretely.

Winslow Leach

10-18-2008, 07:50 PM

Lefty: Pick a card...any card...

Tony: No, Lefty I--

Lefty: Pick a card...any card!

Tony sighs and takes a card.

Tony (reads) How to play poker...

Lefty does a double take, and grabs the card; he looks at it, tears it in half, and throws it away.

Lefty: Pick anudder.

Tony takes a card.

Tony: Is it--

Lefty: Shhh! Don' tell me! I'm gonna guess! Is it...da ace of spades?

Tony: Why, yes it is the ace of spades, Lefty! In fact...(grabs cards) They're all the ace of spades, funnyman!

Lefty: Why youse--

Tony: The day you can read minds is the day Newsie does a broadcast without having something horrible happen to him.

Newsie enters, his face charcoal-black, his hair sticking up, smoke rising from his clothing.

Newsie: Don't ask...

Tony: Wasn't planning to.

Crazy Harry (looking at Newsie, sad that he apparently missed something good) O_O

WhiteRabbit

10-18-2008, 08:03 PM

Zoot: *poking his head into Tony's dorm* Ace of what, Lefty? *snickers and pulls Dr. Teeth away from Somewherezelseland to join him*

Dr. Teeth: *eating stolen candy* Nya? O_o

Winslow Leach

10-18-2008, 08:08 PM

Lefty (to Zoot) Ace 'a spades, Townshend! Whatsa matter? Da amp fer yer sax turned up too high? Youse can't hear me?

Lefty grabs Dr. Teeth's candy, and wolfs the contents down his throat in one breath.

WhiteRabbit

10-18-2008, 08:11 PM

Dr. Teeth: Mah candeh! ;_;

Zoot: ...did you even hear what he just said?

Dr. Teeth: ...eh?

Winslow Leach

10-18-2008, 08:15 PM

Lefty has trouble swallowing the candy, since he acted like a pig, stuffing it in his face; Crazy Harry "helps" him, by punching him in the stomach. Lefty begins to choke, and motion to the others. The old "charades" gag is played, as Lefty uses hand signals to signify his choking.

Tony: Three words...no...two words...

Newsie: Sounds like...?

Tony: Melonhead. Melonhead?

Newsie: That can't be right!

Tony: Sounds like...?

Newsie: Nixon!

Tony: No, Nixon was taller...um...is it Richard Dawson?

Lefty's face turns purple.

Tony & Newsie: BARNEY!

Lefty reels and falls to the floor.

WhiteRabbit

10-18-2008, 08:18 PM

Dr. Teeth: Candeh? !

Zoot: A smellyhead loser who's wearing a stupid trenchcoat and choking to death?

Winslow Leach

10-18-2008, 08:23 PM

Tony: A rug! A doormat!

Newsie: A spider!

Tony: A bug!

Newsie: I already said spider!

Tony: Yeah, but a bug is different than--

Newsie: Charlie Sheen!

Tony: A--huh? !

Newsie: A snake!

Crazy Harry: A dead guy!

Tony: You know...I think we have a winner!

Crazy Harry: Yes!

Crazy Harry presses down on a plunger, and blows up a small part of the room he had wired.

WhiteRabbit

10-18-2008, 08:25 PM

Dr. Teeth: *unaware that the contest is over* Candeh?

Zoot: A dork? O_o

Winslow Leach

10-18-2008, 08:29 PM

Tony: Naw, Lefty's too moronic to be a dork. Maybe a dweeb?

Crazy Harry swiftly wires Newsie's bed; before Newsie could react, Crazy Harry presses down on his plunger and blows it to smithereens.

Newsie (falling to his knees) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ! !

Crazy Harry: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ! !

Tony: Okay, Mouseketeers, playtime is over.

Crazy Harry whacks Tony across the face with a stick of dynamite, leaps in the air, turns and runs for the door; unfortunately for Harry, the door is closed; Harry slams against it, and knocks himself out.

WhiteRabbit

10-18-2008, 08:33 PM

Zoot: ...fail.

Dr. Teeth: Candeh...

Ailie: * zooms in dressed as Bubbles and humming the PPG theme song* *crashes into the wall as well*

Winslow Leach

10-18-2008, 08:38 PM

Tony: Bubbles, eh? Two can play at that game! Huzzah!

Tony jumps into Lefty's closet...two seconds later, he re-enters, dressed as Patrick from SpongeBob.

Tony/Patrick: I'm Squidward, I'm Squidward, I'm Squidward, I'm Squidward, I'm Squidward! Hey SpongeBob, I was thinkin'...(zones out and drools for several seconds) Ice cream! Aw, tartar sauce! I don't have any...what do you call that stuff...you know...to buy things with...?

Katzi428

10-18-2008, 08:41 PM

Ahhhh....feels good to be back!opening the door to MC Dorms then walking to Room 6
Prairie& Rosita pop out:Surprise!Surprise!
the three of us hug:excited:
Oh...I've missed you guys! I'm sorry I had to come back late.
Rosita:Oh Kathy...don't worry. You had to find out what was going on with those medical tests before coming back.
Prairie:And we're both relieved you're back!Right Rosita?
Rosita:Si Prairie, And Gaffer missed you too!
at the sound of her name Gaffer runs in.She looks quizzically at me,gets wide eyed,starts rubbing up against me,meowing and purring at the same time
Hi Gaffer!nuzzling her fur How's the kitty cat doing hmm?
Prairie:Oh,Kath?There's cookies and milk in the common room fridge from Ed for you.
Great...thanks.I'll get them after I unpack.

The Count

10-18-2008, 09:44 PM

*Comes back with some goodies in Fatatatita's bucket. Been haunting for treats at the Fluff 'n' Fleece Center. Do so hope someone'll grant one of her wishes, give us the key to turn her furry coat an even sleeker sheen of ebon black. *Goes to watch the ball game between the Dread Sox and Devil Reyes.

Erine81981

10-18-2008, 09:59 PM

Homer Honker: *cheaking out his costume* Honk honk honk! (Thanks Kyle!)

Herry: Cool. I love this. I've always wanted to be Indian Jones. *cracks the whip* Thanks.

Frazzle: Fwroerigig gosbuters weireesd! (Thanks Kyle. I've always wanted to dress up like a ghostbuster.)

And here you go Wolfgang. I got you a clown suit. *puts it on Wolfgang* How do you like it?

Wolfgang: *flops over to the mirror* ARF! *claps his fippers together*

Glad you all like them and your all welcome.

Herry: What are you going to dress up as?

I don't know if i will. But if i do i'll tell ya'll and then you tell me if you like it or not. Sound fair?

All: Yes!

Good. I'm going to watch some "Mostly Ghostly" movie. Anyone wanna watch it with me?

Herry: Sure. I don't have anything else to do. You should now that. *hits me on the back*

Frazzle: Raweeogjt!

Homer Honker: Honk. (Sure)

Wolfgang: *snoring*

Seems someones already sleepy. *picks up Wolfgang and puts him into a small bed that was sent with him from Uncle Wally* There you go. Now sleep tight. *covers him up* Alrighty. Now to start the movie. *hits play on the TV remote*

WhiteRabbit

10-20-2008, 05:05 PM

Zoot: *sleeping in a corner*

Ailie: *partying because Rowlf has finally come back* <33 *playing with the bulldog from the youtube video*

Bulldog: *drool* *fwub?*

Ailie: Dude, I don't know how you do it. As soon as my foot barely touches the surface of a skateboard for a fraction of a second, I fall over. X_X

Bulldog: O_o *barks and then waddles off the skateboard*

Zoot: Zzzzzzz...corn muffins...

Bulldog: *sniffs Zoot* ... *lifts leg*

Ailie: =P Uh-uh. Don't do it. Bad.

Bulldog: O_O Woof?

Ailie: That's right. =P Now let's play fetch...you throw this time...

Skeeter Muppet

10-20-2008, 05:55 PM

Kim: (reading a checklist) Okay...that's Boober's costume done...still waiting for Gillis' jacket to come back from the cleaner's...
Tosh: Whatcha doing, Kim?
Kim: Going through my costume checklist, and making sure that our costumes are ready by Halloween. ...Tosh and Mimzy's skirts need to be hemmed...and everyone still needs accessories for their costumes. Whew. Still a lot of work to do, guys.
Mimzy: So, when do we get to carve the jack o'lantern?
Kim: Not until it gets closer to Halloween, Mimzy. We don't want it to start getting soft and rotting prematurely. I'm not working this weekend, though, so we can go and pick one out Saturday.
Boober: Count me out; I'm not letting one of those dirt and germ-covered gourds near me.

-Kim

The Count

10-20-2008, 06:12 PM

Count, singing a little... Roll out the pumpkin, all the way down to town.
Hey Kim... Hot on the trail of the Case of the Clever Costumer huh?
Oh well... Got some projects of my own to take care of.

*Walks off with a manic glee on my face.
*Fughetta glides in carrying the song, merrily myrthfully for the melody still in the air.
*Slips an invitation to tea with her for Gillis.

The Count

10-21-2008, 01:49 PM

*Sigh of contetedness. Well, just sent off the latest addition off to Erin for revision, as she helped me with that particular haunter. Okay guys and ghouls, there's cauldron cakes in the fridge... I'm headed to the bat-room for a good warm shower. See you in a bit.

*Leaves Count and Uncle D to nag authors for fanfic updates or playing whatever sort of marked death card games with the other fiends visiting for the howlidays.

Hmm, wonder if Beth'll have ideas for the Duchess. Oh well... *snatches a cake before heading off to a watery grave at the bat-rooms.

WhiteRabbit

10-21-2008, 06:46 PM

Ailie: *singing quietly* I've got a hay penny today...

AnimatedC9000

10-21-2008, 06:49 PM

Cait: Lemme see! O_O

Digit: What's going on?

Cait: *to Ailie* *puts on a cute face* Pweeeeeeeaaaase let uws see it?

WhiteRabbit

10-21-2008, 06:52 PM

Ailie: NO! IT'S MY PRECIOUSSSS! *slinks away* =P

AnimatedC9000

10-21-2008, 06:56 PM

Cait: *puts on an even cuter face* Pweasey squeezey weezie? *bats eyelashes (cutely, I might add)*

WhiteRabbit

10-21-2008, 06:59 PM

Ailie: *facepalm* You're so modest. =P *tries not to gag and runs away*

theprawncracker

10-22-2008, 06:38 PM

Gonzo: *slams against the wall dramatically* You're going to be what tomorrow?
Ryan: *scractches head* Did it really call for that much of a response?
Gonzo: Yes! That's a big deal, Ryan! It's... horrible!
Ryan: ...Horrible that I'm turning 18?
Gonzo: No! Horrible that you'll be... an... adult!
Pepe: *shuffles in* Dios mio, don' listen to him, hokay. Jou, my friend, are going to be a man! Ha ha ha!
Ryan: *blink* Erm... yes.
Pepe: Old enough to... see de pretty ladies, si?
Ryan: ...Si?
Pepe: Ha ha! Perfection, hokay! Es settled! Tomorrow we go see de naked ladies! Ha ha ha! *runs off laughing*
Ryan: Did I imply any of that whatsoever?
Gonzo: Whatwhoever?
Ryan: Never mind...
Sam: I for one find it truly liberating, Ryan, that you will be a true adult tomorrow.
Ryan: I assumed you would, Sam.
Sam: Yes, not only will you surely be mature and head-strong, but you will also be old enough to vote for the next President of the United States! Tell me Ryan, who are you voting for?
Ryan: Erm... Mickey Mouse?
Sam: *loud gasp* Absolutely disgraceful! I can't believe it!
Clifford: I can.
Ryan: Thanks, Cliff.
Clifford: Heh heh, anytime dude.
Ryan: *shakes head*
Pepe: *pops up* But seriously... de naked ladies, si?
All: NO!

The Count

10-22-2008, 06:46 PM

... Voting for Mickey Mouse... Heh-heh. But wait, wasn't it said that all those living in Fantasyland should have an anvil dropped on their heads, crushing their skulls thus allowing them to vote in which case they're to be kept away from voting? Meh, is a good thing I don't vote for anyone... Except for the Robin Frog and Wally Boag ticket. *Tosses edible clothing out into the hall for Gonzo. *Sends Sam's vulture colleagues to pick at Senator McCane.
Mwahaha!

Winslow Leach

10-22-2008, 07:07 PM

Lefty throws a baseball in the air, and swings at it with a bat. He misses.

Crazy Harry: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Strike one!

Lefty: Shaddap, ya crum-bum! I'm just warmin' up! Riiiiiiiiiiight!

Another toss, another swing, another miss.

Crazy Harry: HAHAHAHAHAHA! Strike two!

Lefty: Crum-bum! Shut yer pie-hole, before I smack youse over da head wit dis what you call Louisville Slugger...

Another toss, another swing...

SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASHHHHHHHHHHHHH ! ! ! ! !

Lefty hits a grand slam, and smashes the window.

Lefty: O_O

Tony enters the room, just as the window breaks.

Tony: Aw, come on, man! I just had that fixed! Who did it?

Lefty (despite the fact he's still holding the bat) Not me.

Tony: Not you?

Lefty: It was...(points at Newsie, who is typing at his desk) dat joik! I saw 'im do it! How do da kids say? "I spy wit my little eye..." Riiiiiiiiiiiight!

Tony goes into Lefty's closet.

Lefty: What are youse doin'? Get outta dere!

Tony re-enters, carrying Lefty's prized jar of nickels; he heads for the door.

Lefty: My babies! What are youse doin' wit my babies ? !

Tony: Your babies are old enough to pay for a new window.

Lefty: But I didn't do it! I'm as innocent as da fox in da henhouse!

Tony exits.

Lefty: How do ya like dat crum? Accusin' me of breakin' a window! Da noive!

Crazy Harry: HAHAHAHAHAHA! Strike four!

Lefty whacks Harry over the head with the bat.

WhiteRabbit

10-22-2008, 07:13 PM

All of Dorm 17 are randomly outside, frolicking...

Spamela: ...peas?

Zoot: *getting hit by the fly ball* HEY! ;_; *rubbing the back of his head*

Ailie: ...fail. =P *pokes her head into Tony's dorm window and imitates the redhaired kid from The Sandlot* Hey Lefty...you mix your Wheaties with your mama's toe jam!

Dr. Teeth: *chimes in* Yeah, ya bob fo' apples in da toilet...and like it!

Both: You play ball like a girrrrrrrrrl! =P

Winslow Leach

10-22-2008, 07:18 PM

Lefty runs to the window...

Lefty: Shaddap! Shaddap! All 'a youse! Don' make me come out dere...'cause I will! I'm da Baby Ruth of da 21-foist century...riiiiiiiiiiiiiight!

Newsie (oblivious) Close the window, would you Lefty?

Lefty: Quiet! I'm dealin' wit some bullies! (to Dr. Teeth) I'd like ta see youse hit a gran' slam, fatso! Youse couldn't even pick up da bat! Why doncha make yerself useful, and go stop dat Tommy kid before he leaves here wit my nickels! Stop him!

WhiteRabbit

10-22-2008, 07:25 PM

Ailie: *shrieking* Stop calling him faaaaaat, Lefty! Only I can...whilst calling him adorable at the same time! =P You're just jealous because he's got more cuteness in his toenails than you have in your whole body and you're mad ugly! Dat's righ'! U-G-L-Y--you ain't got no alibi-- *continues to belittle the salesman like a vindictive cheerleader*

Dr. Teeth: O_o Owned.

Winslow Leach

10-22-2008, 07:28 PM

Lefty: Stop, stop! Da woids are like daggers! Stop callin' me names! I can't take it anymore! Youse tink yer all high an' mighty! (takes a blackjack out of his pocket; to Dr. Teeth) C'mere, Fats. I gots sometin' fer ya! Youse like celebrities? 'A course ya do...you were once a minor one yerself...has been! Well, c'mere, an' I'm gonna show ya some real stars! Riiiiiiiiight!

WhiteRabbit

10-22-2008, 07:32 PM

Winslow Leach

10-22-2008, 07:42 PM

Ailie: I said, stop calling him fat. =P *flinging a grenade at Lefty* *once he explodes, she digs her heel into the remains of the nickel possessor* ...now say that he's cute or I'll be layin' the smackdown even harder with what's left over from you.

Lefty (looking like Two-Face) Boids are cute...cubs are cute...bunnies are cute...but dat...dat...creature out dere...dat...dentist's dream...is uglier dan me if I was run over by a truck, den dragged trew a field of broken glass!

WhiteRabbit

10-22-2008, 07:44 PM

Ailie: *dangerously* ...that can be arranged. >_>

Zoot: You're so jealous, Lefty. =P

Winslow Leach

10-22-2008, 07:48 PM

Two-Face Lefty slowly stands.

Lefty: Now...I'm gonna destroy youse, sax man! But I sorta like ya, so I'm gonna give ya a 50-50 chance...riiiiiight! I'm gonna flip a coin. If it comes up on da clean side, ya live. If it comes up on da odder side...I'd hate ta be ya! Heh heh...

Lefty digs in his pockets for a coin, but comes up empty.

Lefty: Er...any of youse guys got a nickel I could "borrow?"

WhiteRabbit

10-22-2008, 07:51 PM

Zoot: Fwa--you-you really like me, Lefty? O_O *in a daze*

Ailie: *facepalm* =P *resists hitting Zoot with the baseball bat*

Winslow Leach

10-22-2008, 07:56 PM

Lefty: Yeah...I like ya...riiiiiiiiiight! An' ta prove it...I'm gonna...BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET! LEFTY LIKES BOB SAGET!

Lefty spazzes around the room, crashing into walls and furniture, repeatedly screaming "Bob Saget!"

The Count

10-22-2008, 09:04 PM

Uncle Deadly: *Pointing at Lefty... *Wand outstretched... Silencio! Petrificus totalus! The stiffened mute sneakthief crashes to the floor. There... *Sweeping out of the room.
*Uncle D carries in the coffin to retrieve the body... Mmm, won't this make a frightful decor. *Stuffs the coffin with Lefty's belongings, as if it were to replace his closet... *Leaves a note for Tony to let Lefty out only once he's quieted down. *Writes out his own evil laugh at the end of the note.

Muppet Newsgirl

10-22-2008, 09:13 PM

(gang is decorating suite)

Scooter and Beige: (in unison, while setting up a large cardboard crypt in the common room) "And I was paralyzed, by the fire in your eyes...paralyzed...just couldn't move."
Storyteller: (examining large fake portraits with hinged backs) Scooter, Beige, could you two come here and help me decide where we're going to put the baronets' portraits from Ruddigore?
Nora: (rigging up guillotine in kitchen) Erin, I forget - are we doing the Shrieking Shack or the Crystal Chamber from the Dark Crystal?
Erin: (daubing fake blood on a Whitechapel street sign) We're doing the Shrieking Shack - the Dark Crystal stuff's going in the bathroom.

TogetherAgain

10-23-2008, 12:15 PM

Lisa: <Shoves piece of paper across the counter at Chef> Help me study! Nineteenth century, um... <paces in front of kitchen>
Chef: Shmergle hur? <Examines paper> Urrr. <Nods> De Nuunieteen sent.
Lisa: <Pacing> Um... Maria Edgeworth, "Letters for Literary Ladies"; ...Felicia Hemens, um... "Casabianca" and "The Hebrew Mother"; and then um... Mary Shelley, Frankenstein; and then... Charlotte Bronte, letters to Robert Southey and... George... Henry Lewes?
Chef: <Nods> Un de durn?
Lisa: Um... Charlotte Bronte, and then... Sojourner Truth, "Ain't I a Woman" and "Keeping the Thing Going While Things are Stirring"; and then... Elizabeth Barrett Browning... "A Curse for a Nation" and "The Runaway Slave"; and um... Elizabeth Barrett Browning and then--Oh, Frances Harper, um... "The Slave Mother," ..."Free Labor," ..."An Appeal to My Country Women," and "Learning to Read"; and then uh... Oh, what's her name--HARRIET JACOBS! Right?
Chef: <Nods> De Hurrier Jerkie.
Lisa: YES! I remembered! <does a small victory dance> <ahem> Right, Harriet Jacobs, Incidents in the Life of a Slave Girl; and then um... Oh, Emily Dickinson <makes a funny face> ...And um--Charlotte Perkins Gilman, The Yellow Wallpaper; and Rebecca Harding Davis, Life in the Iron Mills; and um... Kate Chopin, The Awakening! ...That should be all of 'em. RIGHT?
Chef: ...<tilts head from side to side> Mer...
Lisa: For the nineteenth century?
Chef: Ya. Furpen de nuunieteen sent, da de huulen loost.
Lisa: YES! Okay, okay. And then, um... Modernist period.
Chef: Whur de MIR de hulfen de loosty du?
Lisa: <whines> PLEASE, Chef? PLEASE? There's nobody else HERE, and the test is in two hours, PLEEEEASE?
Chef: <Sigh> <examines paper> De Muudeenuustie peri-eriod...
Lisa: THANK YOU! Okay, okay. <deep breath> <resumes pacing> Modernist period, is um... Susan Glaspell, Trifles; and then um... Virginia Woolf, A Room of One's Own; um... <rubs head> And um... <squints> There's three more... OH! Zora Neale Hurston, Dust Tracks; and then um... um... um, um, I know the titles... GAH! <rubs head> Chef... Gimme an author name?
Chef: De Eedee Whardetonie.
Lisa: ...<closes eyes> ...Edith Wharton... um... "A Journey"?
Chef: <Nods>
Lisa: Okay. Edith Wharton, "A Journey." Edith Wharton, "A Journey." Edith Wharton, "A Journey." And... the other one... um... <rubs head> <sigh> <reaches for paper> Lemme see?
Chef: <hands over paper>
Lisa: <examines paper> ...<turns it right side up> Katherine Mansfield. Katherine Mansfield. Katherine Mansfield. "The Doll's House." <Sigh> <sits on stool by counter> I NEED to work on the Modernist Period... <Rubs head> Is it lunch time?
Chef: LOORNCH? Yur de hur de murrken mir de hilpen de hulp fur de taste un de baken de beerthenday de day cake un yur de spec fur de LOORNCH? <Grabs cleaver>
Lisa: YEEEEEP! <jumps off stool, knocking it over> Okay, okay! EASY, Swedish, EASY! I was just asking if it was lunch TIME or not. I'm not expecting you to MAKE it!
Chef: Ya, deeben BIR! <puts cleaver down and turns to oven>
Lisa: ...<blink>... Birthday cake?
Chef: <opens oven> <chokes on smoke billowing out of oven> <pulls out a relatively unburnt cake> Fur de beerthenday de day de Rydepawndercrack. Yuurpen de ayseeturn!
Lisa: Oh yeah... <Nods> Good thinkin'... <blink> Oh, CRAP, I needa get him a PRESENT!
Chef: <puts cake down and takes paper from Lisa>
Lisa: <sigh> More studying?
Chef: <rolls up paper>
Lisa: <Blink> What are yo--
Chef: <ties paper into a knot>
Lisa: CHEF! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Chef: <ties paper into a bow>
Lisa: <Stares> Wha--I--
Chef: <hands paper bow to Lisa> De prezee fur de Rydepawndercrack. <pats Lisa's shoulder>
Lisa: ...<Blink>... Oh. ...<Blink>

Winslow Leach

10-23-2008, 12:28 PM

WhiteRabbit

10-23-2008, 02:47 PM

Ailie: *attempting to breakdance to U Can't Touch This* *knocking her head into a table* X_X* Fwaaaa...

redBoobergurl

10-23-2008, 03:46 PM

Beth: Ok, you guys got everything for Ryan's present?
Red: Yep, I hope he likes the Fraggle pebbles
Beth: I'm sure he will
Mokey: And I think he'll like Pepe's new book right?
Beth: Of course he will.
Abby: Let's bring it down there!
*The present is left outside of Ryan's room with a card saying Happy Birthday from Beth, Wanda, Abby, Mokey and Red*

The Count

10-23-2008, 04:01 PM

*A few minutes later... Since we couldn't think of what to get da Prawnidew...
*A penguin security guard watches over the stack o' presents at Room #25. Left there are: a weekend pass to the Six Flags Over Hensonville amusement park, a tub of lime jello, a bucket of seasoned popcorn, a batch of muffins (not filled with nomination envelopes like the last ones Swedish Chef made), a CD of Muppet music, and a second disc of Disney music, along with a custom Year of the Prawn Muppet DisPin.

Enjoy.

*Goes back downstairs, knocking on Beth's door... No, that's Fatatatita back out on the prowl, fluff-or-treating.
*Calls, leaves a message on Beth's answering machine.

Winslow Leach

10-23-2008, 05:03 PM

Tony and Newsie view Lefty-on-display, as if staring at a curious museum/art gallery piece...

Newsie: The nose doesn't do anything for me.

Tony: Ah, but the face is to die for!

Newsie: Literally!

Both laugh.

Tony: I must say, Uncle Deadly does have a rather creative touch.

Newsie: Yes, but Lefty was scary looking before Uncle Deadly went to work on him.

Tony: Touche.

TogetherAgain

10-23-2008, 05:59 PM

Lisa: <rolls ball over to Rowlf's doggie bed> <sits on ball> How's the bump, Rowlf?
Rowlf: <takes ice pack off of head> Why did I let him talk me into it?
Lisa: Because it's been too long since ya had the spotlight.
Rowlf: ...Oh. <Rubs head> It's gettin' better. How'd the test go?
Lisa: Well, I feel better about this one than I did about the last one.
Rowlf: ...I thought you did good on the last one.
Lisa: I got an A on the last one.
Rowlf: ...So what d'you think you got on this one?
Lisa: <Shrug> I think I feel too confident to trust my gut.
Rowlf: Mm. <gestures to ice pack> I had the opposite problem.
Lisa: <leans over and scratches Rowlf's ear> Ya get points for effort, buddy. And hey! People are already so excited about you that they're misspelling your name again.
Rowlf: ...<stares at Lisa> Is that a good thing?
Lisa: If you phrase it right.

Muppet Newsgirl

10-23-2008, 06:20 PM

(gang is having dinner, and listening to Lisa's description of her literary syllabus)

Beige: Wow...I'm getting a tension headache just listening to all that.
Erin: Me too; lotta reminders of all my English lit classes. But I like Glaspell's stuff; I've read both "Trifles" and "A Jury of Her Peers." Same story, different format.
Nora: I read "Yellow Wallpaper" once; that one was weird. And I think we've all read Frankenstein.
Scooter: Which has no haunted castles, no hunched-over guys named Igor, no mobs with pitchforks and torches...
Storyteller: Mmm, well, a plotline about the human condition and all that apparently wasn't juicy enough for the movie makers. Pass the chowder, please.
Erin: (passing tureen of chowder) I've read "The Doll's House," but it wasn't the one by Mansfield - it was the one by Ibsen.
Nora: Oh, is that the one where she's always talking in a little-girl voice and munching macaroons all the time?
Beige: Hey, nothing wrong with eating macaroons all the time. My great-aunt had a macaroon recipe that'd knock your baloobius off.
Scooter: You know, when we studied 1920s lit in high school, my teacher put together a study guide and set it to music - to the tune of "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald."
Storyteller: Oooh, interesting, very interesting.
Beige: Lemme guess, it was called "The Dreck of the F. Scott Fitzgerald" or something.
Scooter: Yeah, it started like this: "Oh, the legend lives on, from the Left Bank on down, of the generation that's lost or just sleeping..."
Erin: "And Jay Gatsby, it's said, never knew he was dead, 'til Daisy's husband came creeping..."
Nora: Let me try: "Does anyone know where T.S. Eliot's mind goes, in the 'Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock..."
Storyteller: All that nonsense about coffee spoons. "And later that night, he stared at Daisy's dock light, in that novel by F. Scott Fitzgerald..."
Beige: My turn. "Old Hemingway schemes, on all outdoorsy themes; they're entirely too full of sportsmen..."

WhiteRabbit

10-23-2008, 07:27 PM

Spamela: *grooving around*

Ailie: *pauses in her breakdancing* Smells like...

Zoot: --Teen Spirit? =P

Ailie: No...blood. XP

The EM bus crashes into Room 17

Dr. Teeth: WHERE? ! ! O_O

Winslow Leach

10-23-2008, 07:33 PM

Tony: Hear that?

Newsie: What.

Tony: The sound of silence. The glorious sound of silence!

Newsie: You miss Lefty, huh?

Tony: Me? No, of course not! I'm just basking in the...silence. No one trying to sell me an electric chicken...no one going through my wallet...no one yapping about potato pancakes or Bob Saget...(sighs)...I could get used to this, you know?

Newsie: Hey Tommy, I have something for you.

Tony: What's that?

Newsie: See this pencil? (holds up pencil) See it?

Tony: ...yeah...

Newsie: This pencil here was...used by Napoleon himself! Er...right! I um..."found it on the back of a truck"...oh, I mean...it "fell off the back of a truck," and I picked it up. How would you like to own this authentic Napoleon-owned pencil? You can, for only one nickel. Right.

Tony: Erm, Newsie?

Newsie: Yeah, Tommy?

Tony: You ain't no Lefty, man.

Newsie: Oh.

Tony: Chin up. That's a good thing!

Newsie: I guess you're right. And this pencil...I found it on the floor in the men's room...it didn't belong to Napoleon.

Tony: I kinda figured that.

Newsie (sigh) No Lefty.

Tony: No Lefty.

Newsie: No random acts of meaningless violence. For a change.

Crazy Harry (holding an apple out to Newsie; the fuse is lit) An apple a day!

Newsie (taking apple) Oh, why thank you, H--

KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-BOOOOOOOM ! ! ! !

The room is filled with smoke; Tony is hit on the head with Newsie's glasses.

Crazy Harry: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ! ! !

WhiteRabbit

10-23-2008, 07:36 PM

Spamela: *whacking Zoot over the head with a boogie board*

Zoot: >_> I'll grind your bones to make my--

Ailie: PORRIDGE!

Zoot: Porridge? O_O *squealing in disgust like Philbert* Ohhh...I'm nauseous...I'm nauseous... *rocking back and forth*

Winslow Leach

10-23-2008, 07:52 PM

Ohhh...I'm nauseous...I'm nauseous...

Tony (poking his head in the room) O_O Is that like "I'm melting, I'm melting?"

WhiteRabbit

10-23-2008, 09:13 PM

Ailie: Not exactly...it's from Rocko's Modern Life. =P

Zoot: *still chanting,'I'm nauseous' over and over*

The Count

10-23-2008, 11:19 PM

*Drops off a birthday card, swamp bubbleblower/noisemaker and photo of his Uncle Kermit and him at the Hensonville Park on that fireworks festooned picnic parade last St. Patrick's at Door #23 for Robin.
Happy birthday little green stuff. :sing:

Skeeter Muppet

10-23-2008, 11:29 PM

Kim: (laughs) Scooter, your high school lit teacher rocked. (muffled cough)
Boober: Get back into bed!
Kim: You're not the boss of me, Boober!
Gillis: Maybe the lad has a point, for once. This is the second cold you've managed to catch in a month's time.
Kim: Oh come on, Gillis. Not you too!
Tosh: You're going to be okay to go pumpkin hunting on Saturday, right?
Mimzy: Not to mention finishing our costumes, and Halloween itself?
Boober: She will be if she stays in bed.
Kim: Oh good grief... Look, you guys should all know my track record with these things by now. I guarantee that by Sunday at the latest it'll all be over but the coughing. And that can be cleared up easily enough with cough syrup. So, there's really nothing to worry about.
Mimzy: Yeah, I guess you're right.
Boober: I still think you were pushing it going to your staff meeting this morning.
Kim: Library progress waits for no one, Boober, cold or not.

-Kim

Erine81981

10-24-2008, 01:53 PM

*gets the present for Robin and Ryan's birthday present* There. Everything is ready. Now to carry this one off to Lisa's room and this one off to Ryan's room. *starts to hum the birthday song on the way*

Anything Muppets start to hum along. Then some Anything Monsters and Whatnots join in too.

*music kicks in*

Me, Anything Muppets, Monsters and Whatnots: Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Happy Birthday To You!
Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Happy Birthday To You!

Me: I want to do something special for you,
It's your birthday, and you're special too.
So I brought some honkers from the outer Sesame zoo.
They honk (honk) and squak (squak) and sing just for you...

Me and the Honkers: Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Happy Birthday To You! (Honk honk honk honk!)
Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Happy Birthday To You! (Honk honk honk honk!)

Me:Open your eyes...Monsters, Anything Muppets and Whatnots: (Surprise!)...here's a present.
More crazy creatures; don't worry they're pleasant.
They're upside down aliens on inside out swings,
They do things backwards, and backwards they sing...

Upside Down Aliens: Yppah Yadhtrib, Yppah Yadhtrib, Yppah Yppah Yadhtrib Ot Ouy!

Me: Which means:

Me, Whatnots, Anything Muppets, Monsters, Honkers and Upside Down Aliens: Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Happy Birthday To You!

Whatnots and The Monsters: There's a party, a party today.
A once a year occasion!
A party (Me: party), it's comin' your way,
Your birthday celebration!

Anything Muppets: The grandest present we've saved 'til the end,
'Cause you're the bestest of all of my friends.

Whatnots: Here's Gonzo (Hi) and Pepe (Hello) And Clifford too (What up?)

Me, Whatnots, Muppets, Anything Muppets, Honkers, Monsters and others: To celebrate your birthday with you...
Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Happy Birthday To You!
Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Happy Birthday To You!

Me: I wanted to tell you in my own special way,
But you're extra special, so have a great daaaaaaayyyyy!

Everyone: Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Happy Birthday To You!
Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Happy Birthday To You!

(music stops) Me: Sing Along! (everyone claps their hands together)

Everyone:Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Happy Birthday To You!
Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Happy Birthday To You!

Me: Come on!

*music starts up again*

Everyone: Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Happy Birthday To You!
Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Happy Birthday To You!
Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Happy Birthday To You!
Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Happy Birthday To You!

(music fades out)

The Count

10-25-2008, 01:59 PM

*Sitting down to lunch...

Count: So, another round of Potter 7 today?
Yes, gotta keep going... *Small sigh.
UD: What's wrong?
Well, after the rest of the haunters here... *Motions in a sweeping camera motion at the ghosts and ghouls who stayed at the dorms for Halloween after Count's birthday.
Numberella and the Amphisbaena are confirmed to follow-up at 21 and 22 respectively... But I just don't know what/who should be next to finish up that group of five. Maybe I should just move on to others I'm wanting to add to the cast of souls, even if they're not numerically ordered. Perhaps another Creator's Block thread is in need to get some feedback from my trusted friends. Especially Claudia... Miss her so much around here.

Oh well... *Finishes meal with a gesture to go get the CD book so an attentive audience can hear/visualize in the little tomb-seated theater conjured to accomodate all manner of spooks.

Ah, how I love this time of year. There's just something spookily special in the air.

Winslow Leach

10-25-2008, 05:04 PM

Newsie: So Mother sewed my jacket, on account of I tore the back of it getting up from the news desk last night, and--

A fuming Lefty enters the room. He slams the door, and paces.

Tony: Uh...hi, Lefty.

Newsie: Hi Lefty.

Lefty: Crum-bums...dat's what youse are...a buncha crum-bums!

Tony (innocently) Why Lefty...what did we do?

Newsie: Yeah.

Lefty: Comedians. Dis place is fulla comedians...riiiiiiiiight!

Tony: What are you talking about? And where have you been, by the way? We haven't seen you around in days.

Lefty: Oh youse know where I've been, ya mook! I've been standin' in a coffin like a mummy fer I dunno how long...

Tony: Really? Huh. Wonder how that happened.

Newsie: Yeah. Wonder how that happened.

Lefty: Whattaya, his echo?

Tony: Really. We had nothing to do with...whatever you're accusing us of. Why don't you ask Uncle Deadly?

At the mention of the creepy thespian, Lefty does a frightened take.

Lefty: U-uncle Deadly?

Tony: Yeah. Seems he was playing an early Halloween prank on you.

Lefty: Uncle Deadly?

Newsie: What's the matter? Afraid?

Lefty: Who, me? Naaaaaaah.

Tony: Then go see him, and tell him how much you hated the little trick he played on you.

Lefty: Er...ah...trick? Naw, naw...dat was sometin' da two of us was plannin'...riiiiiiiiiiight! See, I was in on da gag from da ground floor.

Tony: Uh-huh. Well, you should go tell him that you're back to normal then. He may think someone stole you or something.

Lefty: Naw...I...uhm...I saw him on da way here...riiiiiiiight! Me an' him...we had a few chuckles over his hee-larious joke...heh...

Newsie: Go see Uncle Deadly.

Lefty: Shaddap you! I already told ya...I ran into 'im on da way back inta da room!

Tony: Ah Lefty, Lefty...you're one in a bazillion! Thank goodness...

Newsie: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight!

Lefty hits Newsie over the head with a wrench.

The Count

10-25-2008, 07:12 PM

*From the common room ghoullery...
UD: In on the ground floor eh? Dare say you were there all fright... Six feet under!
*Evil laughter echoeing through the hall erupts.

Winslow Leach

10-27-2008, 06:07 PM

Newsie: This place is deader than a joke shop on April Fool's Day...

Tony (beat) What?

Newsie: I said this place is--

Tony: Yeah, I heard you...it just didn't make sense...

Newsie: Oh? Please explain, Mr. Brainiac.

Tony (sighs) Look, I'm not in the mood to argue with you. Don't you have any stories to write?

Newsie: Done.

Crazy Harry: French toast sticks...

Beat.

Tony: Um...

Lefty spray-paints "Lefty Wuz Here" on the wall.

Beakerfan

10-28-2008, 12:41 AM

Alex: *drags a large box into the middle of the room* Guys! Your costumes are here! Come try them on!

Everyone crowds around the box, pulling out articles of clothing.

Sweetums: *holding up a tattered tunic and pants* Aw, you're kidding me! I should've known.... *takes them into the other room*

Bean: *puts on a pair of think round glasses* I can't see with these on.... *walks into a wall*

Rizzo: Oh no! No way jose! You ain't gettin me inta wunna dose outfits. And I am NOT gunna be Wormtail! Nuh-uh!

Alex: Aw, Rizzo, be a sport! And I did not give you Wormtail. Just try it on, please?

Rizzo: Okay, fiiine....

Animal: *holding up what appears to be a stuffed dog's head* Huh? *attempts to put it on*

Link: *puts on an expensive looking black robe and carries a staff* Well I for one looooove my costume. I do make a rather suave Lucious.... *stares at himself in a mirror*

Sweetums: *enters, dressed as Hagrid* It fits pretty nicely...

Bean: *wearing a black robe and trying to walk in his Harry Potter glasses*

Rizzo: *also wearing a black robe, hood over his head - his fur looks eerily pale* Heh heh, not bad, ey Bean? *pretends to flick his wand*

Bean: Aaaahhh......... *rubs his forehead and winces*

Sweetums: So, who are you supposed to be, anyway, Alex?

Alex: *finishes putting her hair in pigtails and puts on a pair of glasses* Who, me? Haha.... I'm Moaning Myrtle! WHHHooaaaaaaaooooaaaaaaa....... *begins to cry*

The Count

10-28-2008, 04:36 AM

UD, skulking by before the dawn approaches...: So, is Animal meant to be Serius, last male descendant of the noble and ancient House of Black? Not bad rat, let me know if you require the snake as well. Hmm, shouldn't Bean also have a glove with "I must not tell lies" on it? Yes, Sweetums was born for the role of the groundskeeper. And Link, don't smash the prophecy this time or you'll have more to fear than ruined robes this time around.

*Gives his nod of approval, then flits downstairs to relay the latest Halloween news.
*Bats are finishing the touches in the common room while the monsters set the games in place with the usual creepy carnival flair around the dormhouse.

Ah, don't we love it, don't we love it... This our town of Hensonween!

WhiteRabbit

10-28-2008, 05:17 AM

The Count

10-28-2008, 07:18 AM

[COLOR=MediumTurquoise] Dr. Teeth can be...um...that dude who's like, 'Dumbledore's got style! MHM!'

You mean Phinius Nigellus Black, the only other former Slytherin headmaster besides Professor Severus Snape?
You know, I always thought of Dr. Teeth as more of the guy who drives the Night Bus. Oh well...
*Arranges the string of festive skulls around the hallway railings, sets a jack o'lantern out on the front landing, lovingly pets Fatatatita while wrapping her nametag/violet ribbon around her neck.
Come on Fatatatita... You know we have to make sure you're safe during Halloween. Don't think anyone in town would snatch you and... *Breaks off, unable to finish the sentence, disgusted with reports from a few years ago as to what people did to black cats especially around this time of year.
*Hugs Fatatatita tightly before letting her go play with Gaffer after her breakfast.

*Scoops out pumpkin pieces for some Halloween pumpkin peanut butter waffles.
Delish! :hungry:

Winslow Leach

10-28-2008, 07:57 AM

Crazy Harry, wearing blue pajamas, sits in a wheelchair, staring out the window with binoculars. His leg is propped up, in a cast.

Newsie wears his usual getup.

Lefty is (who else?) Mrs. Bates; he wears a long-sleeved, drab, vintage dress, black orthopedic shoes, and a gray wig, tied into a severe bun. Naturally he wields what we hope is a fake butcher knife.

Mr. Turtle is clad in a dark suit, as Alfred Hitchcock.

The door flings open, and Tony bounds into the room as...Robin Hood...green jacket, green tights (!), brown boots, and a cap with a feather in it. On his back are a supply of arrows.

The residents of the room stare at Tony.

Tony: Am I in the wrong room?

Mr. Turtle (in a perfect imitation of Hitchcock) Good eeeeevening...

Tony: I thought we were doing Robin Hood. I paid $75 to rent this. Although I must say, it's rather uncomfortable...and chilly. I don't know how Robin and his Merry Men cavorted through Sherwood in this kind of getup...

Mr. Turtle (as Hitchcock, breathing quite frequently between words) Obviously my boy...you didn't receive the memo I sent everyone last night...

Tony: Memo?

Lefty: Where's da shower?

Mr. Turtle: All in good time...(to Tony) You see, we couldn't find an appropriate attire for the Sheriff of Nottingham. And doing Robin Hood without the Sheriff would be like Polka without Hontas.

Tony: Polka? What's a polka?

Immediately four pigs pop into the room, dancing the polka.

Tony: Yeah yeah, all right, all right, I know what a polka is! Get out!

The pigs polka their way out of the room.

Mr. Turtle: ...so without the Sheriff, we opted for my second choice...characters in the films of Alfred Hitchcock. I am the Master himself. Crazy Harry is Jimmy Stewart in Rear Window. Lefty is Mrs. Bates--

Lefty: Have youse seen my son? Da boy is supposed ta be runnin' da motel, but I can't find him anywhere! I tells ya, dat good-fer-nuttin' spends more time in his bedroom--

Mr. Turtle: And the newsman is...who are you again?

Newsie: Paul Newman in Torn Curtain. Heh heh heh.

Mr. Turtle: Heh heh heh, no. Come here.

Newsie crosses to Mr. Turtle.

Mr. Turtle: Squat down in front of me.

Newsie obeys.

Mr. Turtle produces a black rubber bird from his shell, and sticks it onto Newsie's shoulder.

Mr. Turtle: You are now a random victim of The Birds. Act accordingly.

Beat.

Newsie suddenly flails about the room, screaming.

Newsie: Help, help, the birds are attacking! Help!

Lefty: Dat crummy son of mine keeps me in da fruit cellar! He tinks I'm fruity!

Crazy Harry (looking out window through binoculars) Murder!

Everyone (except Mr. Turtle, who sloooooowly moves) rushes to the window, and looks out.

Tony: That's the wind blowing against a few tree branches...

Mr. Turtle: Don't destroy the effect! He's in character!

Tony: Well, he wouldn't be in "character" if he didn't fall down the stairs at the theatre the other night and really break his leg!

Mr. Turtle: A bit of luck, wot? Made him perfect. Although as a director, I abhor the "method." Once upon a time an actor came to me and asked, "Mr. Hitchcock, what's my motivation in this scene?" and I replied, "your salary."

Tony: Well...I can't return the costume until after Halloween. Why don't we pretend Hitchcock directed an adaptation of Robin Hood? I can stick a sword in my guts or something...

Mr. Turtle: Peter Lorre.

Tony: Huh?

Mr. Turtle: Peter Lorre in my original version of The Man Who Knew Too Much, 1934. Although I prefer my 1956 remake with Jimmy Stewart and Doris Day. Now. Go slick your hair down...and put on the hat and overcoat hanging in Lefty's closet.

Tony: How'm I gonna fit into Lefty's clothes?

Mr. Turtle: I didn't say you're going to be wearing Lefty's clothes! I rented a hat and overcoat, just in case something like this happened. And make sure the hat is pulled low over your eyes.

Tony: Yes...Master...

Tony goes into Lefty's closet.

Lefty: When do I get ta do da shower scene?

Mr. Turtle: I'm afraid we don't have--oh yes we do! Anthony! I say, Anthony!

Tony pokes his head out of Lefty's closet.

Tony: Yeah?

Mr. Turtle: How would you like to play a more important...more memorable character!

Tony: Ooh, yeah! Now you're talking!

Mr. Turtle: You will find a blonde wig next to the overcoat, which I also rented. Put that on instead.

Tony: Um. Okay. And what else?

Mr. Turtle looks at Lefty.

Mr. Turtle: Just the wig...for now...

Lefty: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight!

Confused, Tony disappears into closet.

Erine81981

10-28-2008, 09:55 AM

Ahhhhhhh just glad to be off today.

Homer Honker: Honk honk honk?

We are having Spaghetti.

Homer Honker: Honk?

Because it's one of my favorites to eat and Herry enjoys it too.

Homer Honker: Honk!

Good. Glad to know you enjoy it too. It's be a while till i start to make it. So let's watch some TV.

Homer Honker: *hopes over the couch landing softly* Honk!

Ok you get to choose what we watch.

Muppet Newsgirl

10-28-2008, 12:19 PM

Scooter: (to Lefty) What did Marion Crane ever do to you? Huh? She was just really tired, and she wanted a nice place to spend the night before she turned herself in to the cops!
Beige: Yeah, and most people don't expect a knife in the back when they're showering, ya know that?
Nora: Calm down, boys. (to Erin) So why don't we set up the church tower from Vertigo?
Erin: Three reasons: ceiling's not high enough, my fear of heights is just as bad as Scotty Ferguson's, and you yourself said you didn't want to play Madeline and Judy.
Storyteller: All this emphasis on Hitchcock and horror movies...let's throw in a few ghouls and spooks from Fragglian folklore, to balance things out.
Scooter: Okay...all right, the kitchen's set up with the haunted bridge from the Legend of Sleepy Hollow...
Beige: The hallway's got the trapdoor with Poison Cacklers crawling out...
Erin: Nora's and my room is rigged up with the Shrieking Shack...
Nora: The boys' room is set up for "Werewolves of London,"
Storyteller: The bathroom's got the River Styx and Charon's ferry, my hut's got the Terrible Tunnel, and the common room's set up for Act II of Ruddigore.

Winslow Leach

10-28-2008, 01:05 PM

Lefty (to Scooter and Beige) Which one was Marion Crane? I swear, my boy Norman brings so many floozies home...it causes my blood to boil, an' my jealousy ta rage! Riiiiiiiiiight! An' when I get mad, dat's when I start wit da fancy slicin' an' dicin'! Oh, wait...Marion Crane? You mean da one what ate my food wit my Norman? Da one dat my son felt "sympathy" fer, on accounta it was rainin'? Ya see, when youse mentioned shower, my memory...how you say...put two an' two togedder...riiiiiiiiiiiiiight! Yeah, I remember dat cheap, two-bit teef! I took care 'a her all right, heh heh. Least I didn't hafta clean up da mess. I suppose dat's one ting Norman's good fer. Besides, she was threatenin' me and Norman's relationship. And no one gets between me an' Norman. After all...a boy's best friend is his mudder...riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight! (flashes evil grin)

The Count

10-28-2008, 01:30 PM

To Scooter: You mean the Bridge of Souls? *Evil grimace thinking of ol' HH. You know, I admire the gusto you and Erin and the others in your room set up for Halloween. A little jealous I don't have our living tomb as well done, but the rest of the dorms have to be tended to in turn. Oh well...
*Shakes Scooter's hand, slipping him a baggy of devilfood brownies to share with the others.

Oh, and make sure you have plenty of pennies... Don't think Charon would like to be stiffed out of his ferr rates.
*Evil chuckle.

*Makes sure my own costume's ready and pressed and laundered for the weekend.

WhiteRabbit

10-28-2008, 02:16 PM

You mean Phinius Nigellus Black, the only other former Slytherin headmaster besides Professor Severus Snape?
You know, I always thought of Dr. Teeth as more of the guy who drives the Night Bus. Oh well...

Ailie: No, the dude who says it in the movie, not the book. XP And he is so not the old guy who drives the bus! That's an insult. =P

The Count

10-28-2008, 02:36 PM

*Spraying a few brownies with scaramel topping... Well, noone said he had to be thaaaaaaat old. He could be a hep groovah busdriver, slammin' and whammin' that thing with the music pounding rauckously. It's all about how you change the characters slightly so they seemlessly meld into whoever's portraying the role. Kinda of dressing up for Halloween, making your costume character yourself.

*Demonstrates by whirling around, changed clothes into a technologically assisted Batman persona to compensate for my blindness.
*Spins around back to his normal self.

See. But hey, whoever you wanna be for the frightfest fun's fine with me. *Gives Ailie a batch of the finished brownies to take back to her room.
Now where'd I put those melted chocolate dinghies?

WhiteRabbit

10-28-2008, 02:40 PM

Ailie: But oldness--BROWNIES! O_O *grabby* Thanks, Ed!

BEAR

10-28-2008, 04:09 PM

Bryan: (walking into the lobby of the Dormhouse with luggage in hand) Hey, Everybody! I'm baack! (sees jack-o-lanterns and cobwebs and other spookiness filling the corners and crevaces of the dorms) Creepy...I see Ed and his "fiends" have been at work. Well, atleast I won't find any spiders and ghouls in my room. (Walks down the hallway and smells something foul, like the city dump) What is that smell?...(walks closer to the door of room 29 and hears clanks and clunks coming from the room) Huh? (opens the door)
(Inside the room is filled with junk, trash and garbage...crumples newspaper, rotting banana peels, rusted bicycle wheels, empty tunafish cans)
Oscar: This is going to be great.
Bryan: Oscar? Oscar, what are you doing?
Oscar: (with excitment) Just decorating my room. Doesn't it look terrible?
Bryan: Terrible is an understatement. And what do you mean your room?
Oscar: Well, you have been gone for so long, I figured you weren't coming back. So, I thought, what a great opportunity to design my dream grouch condo. Hey, hand me that bag of apple cores over there. I'm going to hang them from the cieling fan.
Bryan: Oh no you're not! This is my--(A moaning is heard from outside) What's that?
Oscar: Oh, that's Big Bird.
Bryan: Big Bird?
Oscar: Yeah, the big canary has been moaning and crying all week when he thought you weren't coming back. Music to a grouch's ears. Hehe!
Bryan: I better go see him. And you better start cleaning this up.
Oscar: Clean? Not my vocabulary.
Bryan: Now!
Oscar: Hehehehe!

(Outside...)
Big Bird: (sitting in his nest with Radar) Well, Radar...I guess it's true. He's not coming back.
Bryan: Big Bird.
Big Bird: Huh? Bryan! You're back!
Bryan: (gives Big Bird a big hug almost getting lost in his fluffy yellow feathers) Of course I'm back!
Big Bird: But Beth said you were getting married, but she said that didn't mean that you would just never come back.
Bryan: Well, she was right.
Big Bird: But then it had been so long, I was starting to think the opposite.
Bryan: Well, I'm here now. Does that restore your faith?
Big Bird: You bet it does! Oh there is so much to tell you about! (the bird starts rattling off all the things Bryan's missed since being away)
Bryan: (listens carefully making sure he catches everything.)

Fragglemuppet

10-28-2008, 05:04 PM

Hey, awesome!
Gobo: What's all the excitement about?
I think I heard Bryan upstairs!
Wembley: Oh boy, that's just great! Can we go up and see him?
Gobo: Wembley, I'm sure he's tired.
Oh, I'm sure he won't mind if we just go and say hi. Besides, that was a while ago that I heard him.
Gobo: Gosh, you're almost as exciteable as Wembley!
Wembley: And just what is wrong with that?
Me: *laughing* Nothing at all. I'm just excited he's finally back is all.
*They leave the room.*
*at Bryan's door* Hi Bryan, welcome back!
Wembley: Yeah, welcome back! Uh, where'd ya go again?
Gobo: *whispering* He got married, Wembley. Remember?
Wembley: Oh yeah.
Gobo: Congradulations Bryan.
Wembley: Yeah, congradulations Bryan!
Me: *smiling* Congradulations Bryan. I hope it all went well!

Erine81981

10-28-2008, 09:07 PM

Is that Bryan i'm hearing?

Herry: Is it?

I don't know. Let's go cheak it out.

Me and Herry head over to Bryan's old room

*knock knock* Hello?

Herry: I hope he's home. I know Big Bird has been wanting him home.

Yep, Big Bird has been waiting forever. *knock knock*

BEAR

10-29-2008, 02:47 AM

Bryan: Hi, Kate! Hi, Fraggles! Thanks. Oh, Hi, Kyle! Good to see you, buddy. You too, Herry. Wow! So much catching up to do. It's great to be back. I missed everyone.
Big Bird: What's that smell?
Oscar: That would be my frozen anchovy wind chime.
Big Bird: Eww.
Bryan: Oh geez! I can't sleep here with this smell. Kyle, do you mind if I bunk with you guys for the night? Oscar, I want to see all this garbage out by the morning.
Oscar: Yeah yeah yeah...

WhiteRabbit

10-29-2008, 05:30 AM

Ailie: *sneaks up behind Lefty and whacks him with a fish* O_o *leaves for school...blehhh*

redBoobergurl

10-29-2008, 09:02 AM

Beth: I'm so glad Bryan's finally back
Red: I'll miss Big Bird staying with us though
Beth: Me too, but we'll still get to see him alot
Abby: Yeah, we can go and play sometimes!
Beth: I'm just glad though because I know Big Bird was really starting to get worried even though I kept reassuring him
Wanda: You did a good job with him.
Beth: Thanks. *Smiles*
Mokey: So now it's almost Halloween
Beth: This is true and we're behind on costumes and everything
Wanda: What are we going to do?
Beth: Well, I have this idea, come on guys, let's go to the store.

Winslow Leach

10-29-2008, 07:30 PM

Tony approaches Harry, still in his wheelchair.

Tony: How's it going, Harry?

Crazy Harry: Grace Kelly!

Tony (looks behind him) Where ? !

Crazy Harry: I want Grace Kelly, like in the movie!

Tony: Unless Newsie is planning to don a blonde wig...

Newsie is still running around, with the rubber bird on his shoulder.

Newsie: It's the end of the world! Gaaaaah!

Tony: ...I don't think we'll have a Grace Kelly clone. I, er...I would volunteer...but you see, the wig Mr. Turtle rented (holds up damp, stringy blonde thing that used to resemble a wig) ...got ruined in the shower. I was forced to play Marion Crane to Lefty's Mrs. Bates. Thank goodness he was only wielding a plastic knife...

Lefty (dressed as Mrs. Bates, under his breath) Tank goodness fer youse Mr. Toitle replaced my real knife wit da fake one when I wasn't lookin'...

Tony: Huh? What was that?

Lefty: Nuttin'.

Mr. Turtle: Chop-chop, boys! In two days it shall be Halloween. I trust you have your candy satchels?

Tony: Yep.

Crazy Harry: Yeah.

Newsie (crashing into a lamp) The birds, the birds! Yup...aaaarrrggghhhhh!

Lefty: I swiped mine from some kid downtown dis afternoon, on accounta I liked da what you call illus-trious-ation on da bag.

Mr. Turtle: Which was?

Lefty: Da Flyin' Dutchman from SpongeBob. I love dat guy! Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight!

Tony: Technically I don't have a costume yet. You shot down my Robin Hood idea, and I am not roaming the streets in the buff, wearing a destroyed wig!

Lefty: Check in my closet, Tommy...I swiped youse sometin' while I was downtown.

Tony cautiously goes into Lefty's closet.

Tony: Ho-ho! Now you're talking!

Before anyone can react, Tony leaps out of Lefty's closet, clad in an expensive-looking, authentic rubber Batman outfit.

Tony: Beware you cowardly fiends of Gotham! There's a new Bat in town!

Lefty: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight!

The Count

10-31-2008, 05:14 PM

*Dressed up as Vincent Price, the master of monsters.

Good evening and biennvenieu. Welcome to the MC Dorms 2008 Halloween holiday weekend party. And of corpse, we cannot start without wishing a happy deathday to our resident phantomly dragon.
UD, skulking out of the shadows a little surprisedly: Wha?
Yes my fiend, time to skelebrate with all the ghosties and ghoulies filling the creepy corridors tonight.
Count: Here's the cake, a decadent devilfood fudge tombstone cake. Now blow out the candles and make a wish!

*A few of our fiends gather to cheer for Uncle Deadly.

Now then, tricking and treating is the main event of the night. But I'm sure we can scare up a few more defrights before the witching hour has struck. If you knock on our door, tell 'em Boris sent you...
*To his black kitten: Stay close Fatatatita, we don't want you to get behead of yourself. Go and see if Gaffer and her ghouls are ready to join us at the scerris wheel or the monster-go-round.

Happy Halloween! *Evil laugh.

Katzi428

10-31-2008, 07:41 PM

the three ladies and 1 cat are dressed up. I'm wearing a witch's outfit with a long black wig,skin painted green and a black robe.Prairie is dressed like Dorothy from The Wizard Of Oz (braids included) with Gaffer (not so willingly) in a basket.Rosita is dressed like a princess with a sparkly crown and dress.
knocking on Room 1's door :Trick or treat!

The Count

10-31-2008, 08:38 PM

*Room #1's door creakily opens of it's own accord when knocked on. It's a trick, as sometimes the knockers might get pennies or Bit-O-Honey.
A hand holds up the Bit-O-Honey, trapping an errant fly unfortunate enough to cross the cemetary cityscape set up in the corner display booth.

Ah, my favorite ghouls. Let's see... Some scaramel apple slices for Princess Rozma, yellow brick giant lemondrops for Prairie Dawnothy, and a batch of chocolate covered bat cookies for the Wicked Kathy of the West.

*Notices other trick-or-treaters lined up outside...
Count: Nice pirate outfit Ernie. Would you prefer to get hit with a number 5 or a chocolate scream pie?
*Laughs while depositing some Snicker-Treats into his baggy.
UD: Simply love the ghost sheet Cookie Monster, I'll have to recommend that shop to my fiends.
*Hands out some more bat cookies.
Me: Bert! Great to see you out in such stylish a patchwork zombieish attire.
*Drops off a few cherry lollipops into his mini-coffin.

Now run along and tell everyone else our candy shop's open till well, till we run out or it gets too late for mortals to be disturbing the other bug-a-boos haunting the streets around midnight.
*More evil laughter.

Katzi428

10-31-2008, 09:03 PM

WhiteRabbit

10-31-2008, 09:05 PM

Skeeter Muppet

10-31-2008, 09:47 PM

The gang from Room 19 enters the hallway in costume, ready for trick or treating and the party. All of them are dressed as though they stepped out of Victorian London. Gillis is dressed as the master detective, Sherlock Holmes, with Boober as his Boswell Dr. John Watson. Beside Boober is Tosh masquerading as Mrs. Mary Watson nee Morstan. Beast makes a very convincing Professor Moriarty, and Mimzy a perfect Irene Adler. Rounding out the group is Kim dressed as Mrs. Hudson.

Kim: Well, despite a couple- unfortunate setbacks, I'd say our costumes turned out pretty darn good this year.
Gillis: That we did. Though now I understand why Mr. Brett preferred the top hat to the deerstalker.
Kim: Yup. Unfortunately, no one's going to figure out who you are if you don't wear the deerstalker, so it was unavoidable. The Meershaum pipe, on the other hand...
Boober: I still think it looks weird for Mary Watson to be dragging Professor Moriarty by a leash.
Kim: Would you feel better if Beast were dressed as Inspector Lestrade?
Boober: Uh, well...
Beast: *whines*
Tosh: Oh, don't worry Beast! You look great as Moriarty!
Kim: Yeah, you've even got that little head-turning quirk of Moriarty's down pat.
Mimzy: So, are we going to stand here and discuss Holmsian trivia, or are we gonna get this show on the road?
Kim: Might as well; candy doesn't deliver itself. Onward and upward, folks!

And off they go to Room 1.

-Kim

The Count

10-31-2008, 10:37 PM

My my, it looks like we have loads of goodies to hand out.

*Fatatatita jumps into the basket Prairie's holding, purring and patting Gaffer, nudging a box of ginger snaps into Prairie's free hand for her sister-in-paw.

*Huggles Spamela. Mmm, well, you won't want this icky band candy, it'll just turn the grownups into kids. Let's see... Here, I think this bag of milk chocolate maltballs would be perfect for such a sweet spookster.
*Glomps Ailie Von Tressel. Here's your chocolate fix... A bucket of Hershey's pieces.
*Shakes hands with Agents Zoot and Teeth. Gentlemen... Erm, did you already swipe the Milky Ways and Oh Henries? Mmm, guess so, they were labelled for you guys. Hope those nasty worms didn't get into my candy stash.

*Whisks Kim and her sleuthing spies into the midnight madness.
Ah, the esteemed Sherlock Gillis.
Perhaps you can deduce the recipe for these toffee-flavored squares. :search:
Dr. Boober I presume? Blue raspberry lollies for you, the sticks I figure you can use for pipecleaner art.
Professor Beastriarty, what do you fancy in our fiendish feast? Well, I'll let your handler choose that delicacy. We have sherbet balls, peppermint quills, fruit juice jelly jigglers, corny candy corn, and jack o'lantern cheesecakes. So Kim, I'll let you fill the Fraggles' pails with what you decide best from amidst our spread.

Mmm, I'm looking forward to tomorrow's brunchion boo-ffay.

:scary: Happy Halloween to you, whatever you are!

WhiteRabbit

10-31-2008, 10:58 PM

Ailie: CHOCOLATE! ! *licks Ed* Merci! !

Spamela: Like, what she said. XP

The "agents": *in unison* Thanks man. ; ) *start playing Thriller for some background music*

Erine81981

11-01-2008, 04:18 AM

*to Bryan* Don't mind at all.

Herry: Cool! I can't wait to tell the guys that Bryan and Big Bird are going to stay with us for a while. *runs off to the room*

I really hope that nothing goes wrong in our room. *helps Bryan with some of his suitcases*

AnimatedC9000

11-01-2008, 10:43 AM

Cait: *enters the living room/kitchen area, still in her pajamas*

TG: Morning, sleepyhead.

Cait: *still not fully awake* Mornin'...

TG: We got a surprise for you... *motions for two figures to join them*

Cait: *drowsily* The second star to the right?

TG: ... okay, you're starting to sound more like Zoot than Zoot himself. ANYway, we were gonna let you meet them last night, but you were too tired from the football game. He--

Waldo C. Graphic: *cheerily flies up to Caitlyn* Hi, I'm Waldo C. Graphic, the spirit of 3-D!

Lindbergh: And I'm Lindbergh!

Cait: ... hi...

Digit: *watching* *to Lips* Not very enthusiastic about it all, is she?

Lips: *shrugs* She's like this some mornings...

TogetherAgain

11-01-2008, 05:40 PM

Rowlf: <in Dr. Bob outfit> Well, let's take a look at the patients for today... <Goes into kitchen>
Chef: <on his pull-out bed, not wearing his hat> <mumbles> Meer de bun de boor...
Dr. Bob: Patient number one! <settles beside bed and puts paw on Chef's shoulder> What seems to be the trouble?
Chef: Meer de heermtsy bur de tubny fur de bur de hoodehoodewonsen...
Dr. Bob: ...<aside> My job gets a little ruff when I can't understand 'em. <Reaches into standard-issue doctor's-black-bag and pulls out Mock-Swedish-to-English dictionary> Let's see here... <flipping through pages> Andestoodurna... Doopundegurzna... Guumdeburshky... Ah-ha! Heermtsy... <examines page>
Chef: <reaches out, takes dictionary from Dr. Bob, turns it upside down, and hands it back>
Dr. Bob: <re-examines page> Ohhh, I get it now. <Nods> <turns to Chef> Your stomach hurts, mm?
Chef: Mer de heermtsy...
Dr. Bob: Well, lemme check your reflexes. <puts book away> <reaches into bag, pulls out picture of a chicken, and holds it for Chef to see>
Chef: ...<waves hand at chicken picture> Guur de ootsie do kootchie...
Dr. Bob: Hmm. <Puts away chicken picture and pulls out picture of a rat>
Chef: ...<moves hand in vague chopping motion and tries to look around> Whur de cleavie? Whur de...
Dr. Bob: Interesting. <puts away rat picture and pulls out picture of a steak>
Chef: ...<waves hand at steak picture> Gibbun de baskie... whur de baskie...
Dr. Bob: I see. <puts away picture> I'm afraid you have a most SEVERE case of Hypersugaboo. It is caused by eating too much Halloween candy. You're in the third stage; a terrible tummy-ache and the crash of the earlier sugar high. You just relax for a bit. Don't eat again until you're hungry, and then, eat something healthy. But no apples! Those darn things will put me out of business. Now, on to the next patient... <goes to Robin's cubby hole under the window>
Robin: <curled up in cubby hole, wiggling flipper> <moans and looks at tummy>
Dr. Bob: And here's the second patient! <crouches by cubby hole> What seems to be the trouble?
Robin: My tummy hurts! It hurts really really bad. And it hurts really REALLY really bad when I wiggle my flipper!
Dr. Bob: So don't wiggle your flipper.
Robin: <Stops wiggling flipper> <taps hand against bed> My tummy still hurts.
Dr. Bob: Ah-ha! You're in the SECOND stage of Hypersugaboo; a bad tummy ache, but still on the sugar high.
Lisa: <suddenly leaps off of exercise ball, sending it rolling halfway across the room> THANK YOU! I LIVE! I live. OH thank goodness!
Dr. Bob: Hold on. I think I hear a case in stage one! <goes over to Lisa>
Lisa: <Looks around> Where's... Oh! <darts halfway across the room, rolls ball back to desk, and sits down> Phew...
Dr. Bob: What's all the racket?
Lisa: Oh, hi Row--Dr. Bob. Sorry, I just... <Shakes head> <holds hands out to computer> The program froze up, and I was TRYING not to panic, and it finally said it wasn't responding and gave me the options of waiting for it to respond, which I don't have time for, or closing the program, with the warning that I could lose information, and I was worried because I hadn't saved it in a while, and... <Shakes head> But it's fine. It didn't lose anything I typed, just the arrangement of this box... <moves mouse a little and clicks a couple times> It's okay. <Sigh> PHEW...
Dr. Bob: <aside> Hypersugaboo, my right paw! If anything, she hasn't had ENOUGH Halloween candy. This is a clear-cut case of your typical college stress. <to Lisa> Professors overload you again?
Lisa: Well... <mainly focused on computer> It's partly that, I guess, but--just-- ...ONE of these days, I'll learn not to procrastinate.
Dr. Bob: Mm-hm. <Nods gravely> And one of these days, the earth will circle the moon. <Goes back over to Robin>
Lisa: ...<Blink> <looks at Dr. Bob, who by this time is back at Robin's cubby hole> ...<blink> ...It could happen! ...Someday... <sigh> <turns back to computer>

Winslow Leach

11-01-2008, 07:17 PM

The guys are eating their candy; Lefty enters from his closet, a white sheet over his body.

Lefty: Whoooooo!

Tony: Hey Lefty.

Lefty: How didja know it was me?

Tony: Lucky guess.

Lefty: Youse guys ready?

Tony: For?

Lefty: Quit playin' dumb, Goofy, and less go!

Tony: Go where?

Lefty: To da sewin' coycle down at da library! Trick er treatin', ya moron!

Tony: Lefty...Halloween was last night.

Lefty: Quit clownin', Bozo, an' less go!

Tony: Lefty...yesterday afternoon you picked up what you thought was a dud firecracker. Turns out it was a live one. Soon as you touched it, you blew yourself up.

Crazy Harry: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Tony: We put you in your hammock, and you just woke up now, like 24 hours later. Sorry, bud. You missed Halloween.

Lefty: But...but...da ringin' da doorbells...an' da trick er treatin' ting...an' da gummi woims...

Tony: Gotta wait another year.

Lefty: NO! I wanna go trick er treatin' NOW!

Tony: You can try...but I doubt anyone will open their doors for you tonight.

Lefty: I'm in da mood ta scare!

Newsie: In that case, all you need to do is walk out the front door. No costume required, heh heh.

Lefty kicks Newsie.

Lefty: Harry! Gimme some candy!

Crazy Harry hisses at Lefty, and defends his sweets.

Lefty: Tommy?

Tony: Sorry. This is my last bag of candy corn...and I accidentally coughed into it as I opened the bag. You don't want my germs, right?

Lefty: Aah! (sighs) Da Newsman?

Newsie: Heh, yeah right!

Lefty: Mr. Toitle?

Mr. Turtle: Sorry, old fruit.

Lefty: Look at youse! Youse got da most outta anyone!

Mr. Turtle: What can I say? I'm a cuddly, handsome chap.

Lefty: Gimme some!

Mr. Turtle: Scat, you rotter!

Lefty: Youse don't even have teeth!

Mr. Turtle: That's beside the point. I have a sweet gum every once in a while, you know. One doesn't necessarily need teeth to enjoy these delectable goodies.

Lefty: Fine. See if I give a donkey's rear. Just don't expect me ta give youse anyting next time youse ask!

Tony: We never asked you for anything, Lefty. You try to force worthless junk on us.

Lefty: Bah! Yer all a buncha crum-bums!

Lefty sniffles, walks slowly into his closet and slams the door.

Beat.

Tony: Do you think we hurt his feelings?

Newsie: Probably.

Newsie downs a box of Nerds.

The Count

11-01-2008, 08:11 PM

Ah... November the 1st... Well, the Headless Horseman will be making his rounds tonight. So keep out of sight and don't stick your neck out... Or it might be your head that'll roll.
*Evil laugh. At least there's Día de los Muertos tomorrow, plenty of piñatas filled with candy and spooky skeletons jumping out of the corridors. Not to mention we have to get packages of cookies sent to our fave furry blue devourer for his B-day.

Skeeter Muppet

11-01-2008, 09:36 PM

Kim: (hanging up their costumes) And so Halloween is over for another year.
Gillis: Yes. We had a good time this year, though.
Kim: That we did. Makes me wonder how we're going to top it next year.
Boober: Next year? Halloween is 364 days away, and you're already thinking of costumes for next year?
Kim: Relax, Boober; I'm not thinking seriously about it. Just entertaining some notions until I get more into the Christmas mood.
Mimzy: Which, judging by your last iTunes receipt will probably be sometime next week.
Kim: Funny, Mimzy. And stop sneaking into my e-mail.

-Kim

WhiteRabbit

11-01-2008, 10:00 PM

Ailie: ;_; *mourns over the end of Halloween*

Zoot: Aw, don't be sad, Ailie...

Ailie: *whacks him with a turkey* ...'kay. =P

AnimatedC9000

11-01-2008, 10:57 PM

Cait: You guys seen Digit anywhere?

Lips: He left earlier. I dunno if he said when he was coming back or not...

Lindy: *pokes his head into the room* Guys, have you seen Waldo?

TG: *facepalm* Not him, too!

Winslow Leach

11-02-2008, 04:18 PM

Lefty reclines in his hammock, eating crackers.

Lefty: At least I kin eat dere crackers...pigs don't wanna share dere candy wit me...me, da suavest member in dis room of knuckleheads...riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!

Newsie (poking his head into closet) Ooh, crackers! Can I have some?

Lefty: No!

Newsie: Don't be a porker!

Lefty: If I wasn't in such a comfy position...an if I didn't have crumbs all over me...I'd get up, an' poke youse in da eyes!

Newsie takes a tarantula out of his pocket, and throws it at Lefty; it lands on Lefty's chest. Lefty screams and Newsie grabs the box of crackers, and runs off.

redBoobergurl

11-02-2008, 04:27 PM

Beth: Halloween was fun huh?
Wanda: Sure was, clever idea having us all dress up as Super Mario characters!
Beth: I have to thank my husband for that idea. Anyway, it's over for another year. Now on to planning my b-day!
Wanda: Oh here we go *rolls eyes*

The Count

11-02-2008, 06:17 PM

*Costumes and creeps have been put away, the fiends saying their goodbyes as they return to the master's castle.

Me: Count, did you put in the batty batterscotch ones?
Count: Yes.
UD: And I added the peanut butter shudder already.
Good, that leaves the oatmeal raisins and chocolate chips.
*Finishes getting the package wrapped and tied with a bow. A birthday card drawn with a pair of googly eyes is inserted on top, sent then via scare-mail to Cookie Monster currently not living in the dorms.
Hope he likes them, and hope he had a happy birthday today. :insatiable:

Erine81981

11-02-2008, 09:24 PM

Well glad everyone enjoyed Halloween.

Homer Honker: *poses like the Ghostbuster and honks his nose*

Everyone laughs

Herry: I had to call your mom the other day and thank her for letting us stay over at their house while we trick or treated.

Yea. She was really happy to see us.

Wolfgang: Arf arf arf arf arf-arf?

Yea yea yea Wolfgang. They both enjoyed your tricks you could do. Even your honking of your horns.

Frazzle: Wireiieg gggierrr guiggg werrrrfffff.

Herry: Your poor poor dad got surprised by Frazzle.

I heard. I hope he's alright.

Herry: He was fine. He just startled him is all.

Well i'm going to head off to bed. With Big Bird and Bryan living here for a while till Beauregaurd, George and Bruno clean up their rooms. It might be just a little cramped but it's still going to be fun. So everyone will have scudules for the bathrooms. Good Night everyone.

Homer Honker: Honk honk.

Herry: Good night, bud.

Wolfgang: ARF! *claps his flippers together*

Frazzle: Grrroood Nirrrgggght!

WhiteRabbit

11-02-2008, 10:40 PM

Winslow Leach

11-02-2008, 10:46 PM

Zoot: *bites Newsie and steals the crackers* They're mine! MINE, I tell you! *sprints away*

Newsie: Fehhhhh! My precious! My precious!

Tony: What's the matter?

Newsie: Zoot just stole the crackers my best friend Lefty gave me, out of the kindness of his heart!

Tony peeks in at Lefty; the sneak thief is paralyzed with fear, as the tarantula slowly crawls to his face...

Tony: Huh. Looks like Lefty got a new pet. I'm gonna grab a cup of coffee.

Tony leaves.

Newsie: ...precious...

WhiteRabbit

11-02-2008, 10:51 PM

Zoot: *scarfing them down* Mmm...James Bond is on the front of the box... ^_^

Dr. Teeth: =P *whacks him with it*

Ailie: O_O Quantum of Solace Cheez-itz? Holla. <33

Winslow Leach

11-02-2008, 11:08 PM

Zoot: *scarfing them down* Mmm...James Bond is on the front of the box... ^_^

Dr. Teeth: =P *whacks him with it*

Ailie: O_O Quantum of Solace Cheez-itz? Holla. <33

Newsie: Exactly! That box will be a collector's item! Plus the crackers are quite yummy...now gimme 'em back, before I fill your saxophone with dishwashing liquid!

WhiteRabbit

11-02-2008, 11:11 PM

Zoot: NEVER! >_> THEY BOTH OWN MY SOUL! *hoards the box and his sax and runs into his room* HA! <33

Dr. Teeth: O_o

Winslow Leach

11-02-2008, 11:15 PM

Newsie: B-but...those are the snicky-snacks that double-0 Bond eats before he goes on assignment! M makes sure James has plenty of cheesy goodness to beat the crud out of the bad guys...and I want them too!

WhiteRabbit

11-02-2008, 11:20 PM

Zoot: *singsongs* Well, too bad. They...bees...mine. What now? ! =P

Dr. Teeth: ...wow. O_O

Winslow Leach

11-03-2008, 07:10 PM

Newsie knocks on Ailie's door.

Newsie: Ailie? Excuse me. Are you in? May I have a talk with Zoot please? This is a matter of utmost importance!

WhiteRabbit

11-03-2008, 07:12 PM

Dr. Teeth: *answers the door* ...nyeh?

Zoot: *from further inside the dorm* MY CHEEZ-ITS!

Winslow Leach

11-03-2008, 07:16 PM

Newsie opens his coat, and a large boxing glove shoots out, and hits Zoot. Newsie rushes into the room, grabs the cracker box, and runs out...

Newsie (to Ailie, as he sprints away) Ma'am...

WhiteRabbit

11-03-2008, 07:18 PM

Zoot: *gasps and tackles Newsie to the floor, ravenously and yanks the box out of his grip* How dare you make off with my beloved Daniel Craig, you dork! ? *scurries away*

Winslow Leach

11-03-2008, 07:25 PM

Zoot: *gasps and tackles Newsie to the floor, ravenously and yanks the box out of his grip* How dare you make off with my beloved Daniel Craig, you dork! ? *scurries away*

Newsie (struggling) Daniel Craig is half the man Roger Moore was! Roger was and always will be the best 00 Bond! Ha! Now let go of my rare collector's item, you Gollum wannabe, before I'm forced to call you on the telephone and hang up when you answer!

WhiteRabbit

11-03-2008, 07:30 PM

Dr. Teeth: *watches them with mild interest and eating popcorn*

Zoot: SHUN! SSSHUN! O_O *pushes Newsie off and retreats to the old closet Chamberlain used to dwell in to hide*

Winslow Leach

11-03-2008, 07:36 PM

Newsie pounds on the closet door.

Newsie: Get out here, you...you...cracker thief!

Newsie looks around the room, and spots something.

Newsie: Aha!

Newsie grabs a magazine from a nearby table that just happens to have a photo of Daniel Craig on the front. Newsie takes a pen out of his coat pocket.

Newsie: If you don't gimme back my box, I'm gonna draw a funny face on this picture of fake Bond! Muwahahahaha! I think a nice handlebar mustache seems fitting...and maybe a pair of googly Cookie Monster-esque eyes!

WhiteRabbit

11-03-2008, 07:40 PM

Zoot: *poking his head out of the closet dangerously* Don't even think about it...Dr. Teeth?

Dr. Teeth: *still eating* Wha--?

Zoot: Sic 'im!

Dr. Teeth: =P 'kay. *drags Newsie out to roof of the dorms and shoves him off it* *strides back in, indifferently*

Zoot: >_> Thank you. Now sit.

Dr. Teeth: O_o Get real.

Winslow Leach

11-03-2008, 07:45 PM

Lefty walks into Ailie's room without knocking.

Lefty (to Zoot) 'Ey whatsyerface...where's da newsman? I told 'im he could borrow my trick boxin' glove fer five minutes, and five minutes only! It's now been over seven, an' I don't see him or da glove! I don't care about da newsman, I just want da glove back. Riiiiiiiiight!

WhiteRabbit

11-03-2008, 07:51 PM

Zoot: O_O *stares blankly at Lefty and turns up his nose* Um...go away.

Dr. Teeth: *sighs and gives Lefty his glove back*

Winslow Leach

11-03-2008, 07:53 PM

Lefty (grabbing glove) Gimme dat! 'Ey...one 'a youse crum-bums wanna buy dis fer a nickel? One day only: a fancy-schmanzy springin' boxin' gloves ta surprise an' stun yer annoyin' friends! Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!

WhiteRabbit

11-03-2008, 07:56 PM

Dr. Teeth: O_o *shoves the glove into Lefty's mouth and struts away*

Zoot: *snickers*

Winslow Leach

11-03-2008, 08:01 PM

Lefty spits the boxing glove out of his mouth. He picks up the Daniel Craig magazine, and rolls it up in anger. He uses it as a weapon to defend himself.

Lefty: C'mon, crum-bum! Feh! Feh! Back! Back! Feh! Feh! Back, Simba! Back! Feh!

WhiteRabbit

11-03-2008, 08:03 PM

Zoot: O_O *snatches the magazine away from him and strokes it* Miiiine. *flicks Lefty on the nose* No touchy.

Winslow Leach

11-03-2008, 08:07 PM

Lefty assumes his boxer's stance.

Lefty: Destination: Hurtsville...population: youse! Up wit da dukes, crum-bum! An' don't drag yer moss-colored pally inta dis! Dis is between you an' me, Elwood! C'mon! Youse might as well drop now, 'cause you won't last five seconds wit da champ! Riiiiiiiiiight!

Lefty blows a raspberry at Zoot.

WhiteRabbit

11-03-2008, 08:11 PM

Zoot: Must you bring violence into everything, you cretin? >_> James can't afford to get harmed anymore. *stores away all the possessions in the dorm that have 007's face on it (which happens to be a fourth of them) and shoves Lefty into the wall*

Winslow Leach

11-03-2008, 08:12 PM

Lefty slumps to the floor in a daze, birdies twittering around his head...

WhiteRabbit

11-03-2008, 08:19 PM

Zoot: Now that that's over... *lies on the floor, trying to figure out what that crack in the ceiling looks like*

Winslow Leach

11-03-2008, 08:23 PM

Mr. Turtle appears in the room...

Mr. Turtle: I say, where is that newsman fellow? I was going to teach him the finer points of Kafka...(sees Lefty and shakes head) Sad...still. I'm sure he had it coming. Now. Where's that blasted newsman? Making me come all the way here in my bloody condition!

WhiteRabbit

11-03-2008, 08:28 PM

Zoot: O_o *looks up and pulls Mr. Turtle over to him* Man, you're such a cute little turtleface! ^_^ *snuggles*

The Count

11-03-2008, 09:28 PM

BEAR

11-03-2008, 10:06 PM

Hey Kyle! Thanks for letting Big Bird and I stay with you while our room gets cleaned up and disinfected. What do you say we all go to the movies tonight? My treat! Any requests?

Winslow Leach

11-04-2008, 05:47 AM

Hmmm, wonder where Tony's gotten to. Needed to ask him something, just hope he's as big a Monty Python fan as I think him to be and can help me out. Oh, and to everybody else, an announcement regarding next week will be forthcoming.

o_O

Py-thon?

My brain hurts! No, no...my brain...in my *head!*

Your wife a goer? Know what I mean, nudge nudge?

Just what is the English translation of the deadliest joke in the world?

Lucky I didn't tell him about my dirty knife...

That penguin just exploded on the telly!

Who knew Sam Peckinpah of The Wild Bunch fame directed an obscure, pastoral (and of course extremely bloody) film called Salad Days?

Dinsdale!

Lemon curry?

...and several butcher's aprons...

Not much of a cheese shop, is it?

The Count

11-04-2008, 06:12 AM

Slug! Send me a PM or contact me via email about the British funnymen troop seeing as how we keep missing each other online.

*Clobbers Slug, then throws him onto the tumbrell/deathcart.

Erine81981

11-04-2008, 02:26 PM

Hey Kyle! Thanks for letting Big Bird and I stay with you while our room gets cleaned up and disinfected. What do you say we all go to the movies tonight? My treat! Any requests?
Whatever sounds good to you and i'll go along and thank you too. Just let me know what your choosing and i'll let the guys know. Talk to you and Big later. *goes back to writing a little script* I really hope i can get this off and going soon.

Winslow Leach

11-04-2008, 02:30 PM

Slug! Send me a PM or contact me via email about the British funnymen troop seeing as how we keep missing each other online.

*Clobbers Slug, then throws him onto the tumbrell/deathcart.

Sent...so would you like a nice box of crunchy frogs to go?:insatiable:

The Count

11-04-2008, 03:17 PM

*To Slug: Replied. No thanks, I see that and I see millions of frogs on tiny crutches.

Now to go pester Kyle. Hee-hee-hee. :P

BEAR

11-04-2008, 03:21 PM

Whatever sounds good to you and i'll go along and thank you too. Just let me know what your choosing and i'll let the guys know. Talk to you and Big later. *goes back to writing a little script* I really hope i can get this off and going soon.

Big Bird: Hey there, Kyle! Bryan wants to know if you want to see Nightmare Before Christmas in 3D. Hope it's not too scary. Hey, what are you writing?

Winslow Leach

11-04-2008, 05:52 PM

*To Slug: Replied. No thanks, I see that and I see millions of frogs on tiny crutches.

But...but we use only the finest baby frogs, dew-picked, and cleansed in the finest spring water, lightly killed, and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble creme milk chocolate envelope, and lovingly frosted with glucose. Of course we do keep the bones in. I mean, if we took the bones out, it wouldn't be crunchy now, would it?

Well, if you don't want crunchy frog, may I not suggest the Cherry Fondue, as that is extremely nasty.

How 'bout the Ram's Bladder Cup? Only the choicest, juicy chunks of fresh Cornish ram's bladder, emptied, steamed, flavored with sesame seeds, whipped into a fondue and garnished with lark's vomit?

Ooh! I have it! Spring Surprise! It's covered with the darkest, creamy chocolate...when you pop it into your mouth, steel bolts spring out and plunge straight through both cheeks!

The Count

11-04-2008, 06:57 PM

Mmm, I'd rather just have the blood pudding please.
Count and UD: Blood?
*Both have an extra bowl and spoon ready, they love that stuff.

Erine81981

11-04-2008, 07:28 PM

Big Bird: Hey there, Kyle! Bryan wants to know if you want to see Nightmare Before Christmas in 3D. Hope it's not too scary. Hey, what are you writing?
Hey Big. Sure. I would love to go see that movie in *says it all goofy* 3-D. Oh it's nothing really. It's something i got an idea for. It would be a show kinda line Alf mixed with "Science Threater 3000" show. Something like that. It's about a guy and a chicken who are room mates and it's your typcale sitcom script. But i'll let the guys know about the movie. Thanks Big Bird. *calls everyone to the living room* EVERYBODIEEE!

Herry, Homer Honker, Wolfgang and Frazzle all zip in side by side

Bryan and Big Bird are taking us out for a movie for letting him stay over since Oscar messed up his room. We're about to leave. Get ready!

Herry: *dressed really fast and combed fur* Ready!

Homer Honker: *pulls at his bowtie* Honk!

Wolfgang: *has some cuffs on flippers* Arf!

Frazzle: *dressed all in an green tux* Rrreadie.

You all look fablous. Let's head'em out!

Winslow Leach

11-05-2008, 02:33 PM

The room is a mock-up of the 1970s game show, "Match Game." An orange shag rug covers the floor; bright orange and gold colors adorn the walls.

At the panelist desks are Crazy Harry, Newsie and Lefty, in full Charles Nelson Reilly attire: toupee, thick glasses, an ascot, a bright, flowery shirt, and a pipe jammed into the corner of his mouth.

At the contestant desk is an unenthused Mr. Turtle, who wishes he could be somewhere--anywhere--else.

Cheesy, cheery, bubbly music up, as Tony enters from center curtains; he wears a gray plaid suit, has muttonchop sideburns, and holds an extremely long, thin microphone.

Canned audience applause. Tony strikes a weird Mr. Universe-like pose; canned audience laugh and applaud more. He waves to the panelists who wave back.

Tony: Hi hi hi, everyone, welcome to Match Game! And what a lovely bunch of wackos we have on our panel today!

Lefty (speaking in a Charles Nelson Reilly voice) Hey Gene, Gene...swanky tie you have there...

Tony: You like it?

Lefty: Did you get a free bowl of soup when you bought it?

Canned laughter.

Tony: You should talk. At least I don't have a dead ferret on my head.

Laughter.

Lefty: Stop picking on Horatio.

Tony: Tell me, how much does it take to feed Horatio? Do you soak him in an exclusive shampoo or something?

Laughter.

Lefty: Hey, I thought this was supposed to be a comedy show. Haven't heard anything funny yet.

Tony: You want funny? I'll bring in a boxing kangaroo, and he can go one-on-one with your hairpiece.

Laughter.

Lefty: I'm sure it will be more entertaining than watching you attempt to make a muscle!

Canned audience ooohs and applauds.

Tony grins, and shakes a fist at Lefty, who grins, and clamps down on his pipe.

Tony: Moving right along...let's welcome Mr. Turtle, who has so far raked up $2,000 this week...

Applause.

Tony: Spend any of that green yet?

Mr. Turtle: Erm, no.

Tony: Huh. I thought by now you'd splurge, and buy a year's supply of Turtle Wax...or purchase a really neat, bright green neon paint to spruce up your shell!

Laughter.

Mr. Turtle: Yes well, it is rather hard to convince shopkeepers to accept Monopoly money...

Tony: Heh heh, well beggards can't be choosers, right? Okay, Mr. Turtle, since you're our only contestant here tonight, you have first choice of questions. A or B?

Mr. Turtle: A, I suppose...

Tony: A for apple!

Mr. Turtle: Actually I had another word in mind...pertaining to you!

Tony: Hah hah. A it is. (picks up card from slot A and reads) "Dumb Dora was sooo dumb--"

Canned audience shout in unison: HOW DUMB WAS SHE ? !

Tony: "--when her husband asked for his monkey wrench, she handed him a BLANK!"

Cheesy music pipes in, as the panelists write their answers.

Newsie (a la Brett Somers) Gene, can you repeat that?

Tony: "Dumb Dora was so dumb, when her husband asked for his monkey wrench, she handed him a BLANK!"

Newsie: May I see the question?

Tony hands the card to Newsie, who silently reads it...

Newsie: Oh! Okay!

Newsie writes something.

Several seconds later, music ends.

Tony (to Mr. Turtle) "Dumb Dora was so dumb, when her husband asked for his monkey wrench, she handed him a--"

Mr. Turtle: Chimpanzee?

Mixture of applause and boos.

Tony: Now wait a minute, wait a minute...chimpanzee is an excellent answer. Chimpanzee...monkey...gorilla...okay, Harry, let me see your chimpanzee!

Crazy Harry holds up his card, which has scribble all over it.

Crazy Harry: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Wrong-answer buzzer.

Tony: Looks like the chimpanzee wrote that after taking a few nips from a bottle of vanilla extract...Newsie, let me see a chimpanzee...

Newsie: Look in the mirror.

Laughter.

Tony (mock outrage) Now come on, you wackadoo!

Newsie: Chimpanzee, huh? No, I said (goes through several cards) "A burnt oven mitt that reeked faintly of cookie dough, steak, buffalo wings, an unidentifiable substance, and peanut butter flavored brownies."

Buzzer.

Tony: Hm. Close, but no chimpanzee...Lefty? Lefty, you awake?

Lefty (pretending to nod off at Newsie's response) Hunh? Oh Uncle Gene, I just had the worst nightmare! I dreamt that I was sitting next to a certifiable quack who just rambled on and on and on, and there was nothing I could do about it!

Laughter.

Tony: Ha. Okay, "Dumb Dora was so dumb, when her husband asked for his monkey wrench, she handed him a--"

Lefty: "Stick of chewing gum."

Buzzer.

Audience BOOS loudly.

Lefty: Come on, that's more realistic than chimpanzee!

Tony: After the show you can pick up your brain. It's currently being held hostage by Mensa.

Laughter.

Tony: Well, Mr. Turtle, you end up with zero.

Mr. Turtle: Bloody imbeciles! Can I go now?

Tony: You sure can. Guys?

Two burly stagehands come out and grab Mr. Turtle.

Mr. Turtle: What the deuce?

Tony: You may have lost today's game, but don't worry. You're about to be cooked into a tasty turtle soup, and served to us for lunch! Take him away, boys!

The stagehands drag the protesting, struggling Mr. Turtle away...

Mr. Turtle suddenly wakes up.

Mr. Turtle: Aaah! What a horrible dream! And the most unsettling part was Lefty speaking coherently!

Mr. Turtle shudders...

Winslow Leach

11-06-2008, 07:00 PM

Lefty's head pokes out of his closet; he looks very strange...almost...wooden...

Lefty: Pssst! Hey kid, kid! C'mere...

Tony: O_O...Lefty?

Lefty: Riiiiiiiiiiiight!

Newsie: Don't go, Tommy! It looks like he covered himself with varnish!

Tony: I don't smell varnish.

Lefty: 'Ey...would youse like ta buy a dancin' woim? I trained him myself! Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!

Tony: What the--

Lefty pounces out of the closet, holding a wooden dummy that looks exactly like him: hat, coat, shifty eyes, green skin, etc.

Lefty: Heh heh. Say 'ello ta li'l Lefty! (as dummy) Hiya, punk! What's da good woid? Da youse have any spare nickels ta help a poor woodenhead out?

Tony: What's a dummy gonna do with a nickel?

Lefty (as puppet) I wasn't referring ta me! (as Lefty) Why youse--

Tony: Heh, you know, I can't tell which one is the real Lefty, and which one is the dummy!

Newsie: Heh heh, it's uncanny!

Lefty bonks Tony over the head with the dummy.

Tony: OW!

Lefty lifts the dummy's arm, and slaps Newsie across the face.

Newsie: Oof!

Lefty: Not funny!

Tony: I'm afraid to ask, but why do you have a lookalike puppet of yourself?

Lefty: Why not have a lookalike puppet of myself? Ya ever hear dat expression, "I wish I could be two places at da same time?" Well, wit li'l Lefty over 'ere, dat's possible!

Tony: How do you figure that?

Lefty: Well...supposin' I hafta do some woik fer Benny...and I'm also tryin' ta foist a glow-in-da-dark musical catfish to dat Ernie kid...da puppet kin deal wit Benny, an' I kin deal wit Ernie! Riiiiiiiiiight!

Tony: Who's going to bring li'l Lefty down to the docks? And who's going to operate him?

Lefty: Dat's easy, he...he, uh...ya know, Tommy, sometimes I get sick 'a da fact dat youse went ta college, ya know dat?

Tony: It's common sense--

Lefty: Yadda yadda yadda, common sense...ya always gotta deflate my balloon! Just when I tink I got sometin' figured out, youse gotta come an' spoil it! (as dummy) Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight! Feh! Come on, li'l Lefty! Let's go try ta con some people...(as puppet) Okay. But remember: I get 80 poicent! Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight! (Lefty does a double take) I hear dat kinda talk again, I'm gonna use youse fer firewood!

Lefty and dummy exit.

Erine81981

11-06-2008, 08:47 PM

Oh boy. *puts legs up on coffee table* I really miss our show.

Herry: You mean "The Moppet Family?"

Yep. I wished they would either make a new show or show some of the older shows.

Herry: There might be a channel that does.

I've tried every channel unless someone here knows. Oh well.

Herry: Did you enjoy doing the Muppet List with Steve?

I really did. He is one of those fans who enjoys talking about anything Muppet releated. Can't wait for it to air.

Herry: Wanna watch some Simpsons?

Sure. Pop in disc one of the newest season i bought.

Herry: Ok. *puts it in and hits play*

WhiteRabbit

11-06-2008, 10:52 PM

Ailie: *randomly starts telling a bad joke because it's been too quiet in her dorm* So there was this musician who was so baldy--

Zoot: *waking up* Nyeh...how baldy was he? >_>

Ailie: Um...he was so baldy...that lots of birds mistook his receding hairline for a toil--um--look, a monkey! *points in a random direction*

Spamela: Hey, that's not a very nice way to refer to Dr. Teeth. =P

Dr. Teeth: *eating a banana* Ch-yeah... ;_;

Winslow Leach

11-07-2008, 09:03 PM

Lefty, Newsie, Mr. Turtle and Crazy Harry are sitting silently in Ailie's room, staring into space, bored out of their minds.

Newsie: I like Pop Tarts...

Lefty: Anyone wanna play Monopoly wit real money?

Mr. Turtle (to Zoot) I say, is that your real nose? Because if you've had plastic surgery, I would demand my money back. I'm sorry, but I call 'em like I see 'em as you Americans say.

Lefty: If dis is a party, I want some pretzels an' punch!

Crazy Harry punches Lefty in the stomach (betcha didn't see THAT coming), then twists his arms and legs into a pretzel formation.

Crazy Harry: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Mr. Turtle (sniffs) Amusing.

The Count

11-07-2008, 09:09 PM

Hey Tony... This is CNN.
Sorry, but after seeing Kim Cattrall in today's SST episode, I gots me some need for City Limits. Especially the rap at the end credits.

WhiteRabbit

11-07-2008, 09:10 PM

Spamela: Toaster Strudels are like, so much better than Pop Tarts, Newsie. =P

Dr. Teeth: O_O MINE! *making off with the monopoly game*

Zoot: *gasps* It's not really that unsightly, is it? *staring into a mirror and hanging his head, looking distraught* ;_;

Ailie: *watching Crazy Harry bend Lefty out of shape with interest* No, twist his arm the other--well, that works too...

Winslow Leach

11-07-2008, 09:31 PM

Hey Tony... This is CNN.
Sorry, but after seeing Kim Cattrall in today's SST episode, I gots me some need for City Limits. Especially the rap at the end credits.

O_O

Joel: Word up, blood, hey homey!

Crow: The movie was lousy, you could really tell, the only thing I liked was Kim Cattrall...K-K-K-K-im, K-K-K- Kim, Kim Cattrall!

Tom: It was really stupid, it was way too long, it starred Robby Benson, and Rae Dawn Chong! Ch-Ch-Rae, Ch-Ch Chong, R-r-r-r-ae!

Joel: I thought that Sidehackin' was really bad, I thought the Might Jack made me really mad, I thought Pod People was really the pits, but the stupidest movie was the biggest piece of--

Crow: Shut your mouth!

Joel: I was just talkin' about City Limits.

Tom: We can...well...we can't dig it...

I wish I could see Citizen Kane, I wish I could see Rules of the Game, I wish I could view Seven Samurai, but every film I see makes me wanna die! Huh huh huhhhh....pukka pukka pukka...

Winslow Leach

11-07-2008, 09:54 PM

Lefty: Fargle-gargle!

Newsie: He's speaking in tongues! We must destroy him!

Mr. Turtle: Calm your bloody bottom down, sir. The chap is merely making those cartoonish noises on account of your crazy friend tying him up into a knot.

Newsie: Oh. (to Spamela) Pop Tarts! (sticks his tongue out) Toaster strudels my Aunt Fanny...

WhiteRabbit

11-07-2008, 10:01 PM

Zoot: *observing his nose again before breaking down and holding Mr. Turtle for support* ;_; It's so...hooky...whyyyyy? *howls*

Dr. Teeth: *coming back in with the Monopoly box, looking disappointed* No fair, it was jus' play moneh...why didn' I realize it...? >_> *whacks the salesman with the board*

Spamela: *scoffing at Newsie* Pfft. Toaster Strudels rule. Pop Tarts are for nerds who were probably voted Most Likely to Find a Potato That Resembles Himself in highschool. *flips her hair*

Winslow Leach

11-07-2008, 10:08 PM

Spamela: *scoffing at Newsie* Pfft. Toaster Strudels rule. Pop Tarts are for nerds who were probably voted Most Likely to Find a Potato That Resembles Himself in highschool. *flips her hair*

Newsie (to Zoot) Quiet, big nose! (to Spamela) The very insolence! How dare you accuse me of resembling a spud? If you must know, my fellow classmates claimed I resembled a pear, so nuts to you!

Mr. Turtle: Very mature, sir.

Newsie: Thank you.

Mr. Turtle: I was being sarcastic.

Newsie: What?

Mr. Turtle: Forget it.

Erine81981

11-08-2008, 09:17 AM

*calls Ed and gets his answer machine* Hey Ed. Are we still going to take our annual Sesame Street trip to celeabrate it's Birthday or what? It's this coming Monday. Ok. Talk to you later. Peace out. *hangs up* Almost time to head for work. *heads into everyone's rooms and kisses them good bye* *heads out of the room and sees all kinds of Muppets hanging around the common room* See you later Pops. Heading off to work. *waves good bye*

Pops: Bye sonny. Now what was i doi......*falls to sleep*

The Count

11-08-2008, 09:43 AM

Thanks for reminding me Kyle. Hi... As you know, this coming Monday is Sesame Street's 39th anniversary/birthday. So we'll be heading out on our annual trip there. Everyone who wants to come please LMK via email at my online addy, you should still have it since that's where you sent your application forms to this term. We'll most probably leave Monday around the noontime/afternoon hours... So please be ready to leave promptly, or LMK if you'll be arriving separately.
Thanks and have a good day.

Erine81981

11-08-2008, 09:30 PM

*listens to the answering machine* Glad to know that remembered. Ahhhhh all the good memiores from all those other times. *takes out the old album titled "Trips to Sesame Street."*

Wolfgang: Arf arf arf arf.

Yes we'll let Uncle Wally know your coming.

Homer Honker: Honk honk honk honk-honky.

Yes we will Homer. Don't worry.

Herry: Kyle pretty much has everything under control. (whispers) You do don't you?

Yes Herry. I'll let Ed know what we'll be doing.

Herry: When it is?

Ed posted on the bullentin board that we'll head out this monday around noon. But go ahead and have your stuff packed so we'll be ready when i get off work.

Homer Honker: Honk honk honk?

I get off at 12. So we might just drive to Sesame Street other then taking the bus with Ed and the others who travel with him.

Homer Honker: Honk honk!

I know. Everyone is excited. Alright guys. Lets get to packing.

Skeeter Muppet

11-08-2008, 10:30 PM

Kim: Hey guys, the annual Sesame Street trip is this Monday. We interested in going again?
Tosh: Yeah!
Mimzy: Sure.
Gillis: Absolutely!
Boober: Don't you have to sub that day?
Kim: Ed said that the bus isn't leaving until noonish or later. If I'm home from work by then, we'll take the bus. If I'm not, then we'll drive and catch up with everyone at the Street.
Gillis: I call shotgun!
Tosh: Can I call Betty Lou and let her know we're coming?
Kim: Erm... (checks watch) Better wait until tomorrow, Tosh; it's too late to call now.
Boober: I'd better start making a list of everything we'll need to pack...

-Kim

Erine81981

11-09-2008, 01:27 AM

*tucks in Frazzle* Yes i know. Everyone is too excited to sleep.

Frazzle: Wrrgghghg riririrggg rirgg wlkcmcjkgg.

I'll write a note so i don't forget. Good night. *kisses him on the forehead*

Frazzle: Grrroeed Rnigght.

*shuts Frazzle's door halfway* Ok. There's something i need to do. What is it? Oh yea. *looks into the camrea* "Muppet Dorms is brought to you by the letters "B" and "Y" and by the #39. Muppet Dorms is a proudtion of the "Muppet Central Forms." Good night out there in Sleepy *yawns"...*nods head and head off to bed*

Erine81981

11-10-2008, 03:15 PM

Where is everyone? I thought we were heading off to Sesame Street?

Herry: Everyone has left already.

They have? *thinks a minute* Oh yea. They said they were all leaving around 12 or a little after. Well since we alreay have all of our stuff packed. Let's head out.

Homer Honker: Honk!

Wolfgang: ARF!

Frazzle: Reirierghggg ddggfrry!

Everyone piles into the car with everyone suitcase or backpack and peel out in the parking lot. I turn on the radio and turn it on to the MuppetCast and we listen all the way to Sesame Street.

redBoobergurl

11-10-2008, 03:33 PM

Beth: Shoot, I've been so busy I missed the annual trip to Sesame Street
Red: That's where Abby went
Beth: I figured she'd want to go see her parents. Oh well, maybe we can go visit there another time

Erine81981

11-10-2008, 03:37 PM

*calls Beth on cellphone while on their way to Sesame Street* Hey Beth. Are you coming to Sesame Street this week? We leave today.

Erine81981

11-10-2008, 08:43 PM

Herry: So did Beth ever call back?

Nope. Her servus must of ran out or we lost signal. But maybe she'll get to come along. I just hope we find everyone else.

Homer Honker: Honk honk honk honk. *points over to Hooper's*

That sounds like a great idea. Let's have dinner there.

Wolfgang: Arf arf arf arf-arf-arf-arf arf! *waddles over to Hoopers*

Frazzle: Arirjgggg erri gggggerrrr gjwerpeoprpogg.

Herry: I really hope so Frazzle. *light bulb clicks* Huh? Did i just understand what Frazzle said?
You could by chance. You are on Sesame Street.

Herry: Your proubly right. It's coming back to me. I guess being with Frazzle not being around those many years. I-i'm starting to understand him.

That's good. Hope Alan's here.

redBoobergurl

11-11-2008, 08:38 AM

Beth *tries to call Kyle back on cell phone* Hey Kyle, I think Red, Mokey, Wanda and I are going to hang back here this year. But you should look for Abby - she's there to visit her family I know. Have fun and bring us back some goodies from Hooper's Store!

theprawncracker

11-11-2008, 09:30 AM

Ryan: *rubs eyes* *yawns* Hey, Cliff, you up?
Clifford: *grumbles something*
Ryan: I guess not... Pepe?
Pepe: *mumbles something about a bikini and a rudebega pie*
Ryan: *blink* *shakes head* *slips out of bed wearing pjs* *walks out of bedroom* Hello? Anybody up?
Sam: *snoring to the tune of the "Star Spangled Banner" on the couch*
Ryan: *rolls eyes* Gonzo? Camilla? *opens up closet* *there's nothing there* Huh... Wonder where they could--Wait... *spies a note on the ground* "Dear Ryan, Camilla and I propelled ourself onto the roof. Join us if you want! (But take the stairs, the catapult takes two people to man."
*next thing you know, Ryan is on the roof and sees Gonzo and Camilla sitting on the edge*
Ryan: Hey, guys.
Gonzo: *smiles* Hey, Ryan.
Ryan: *sits down next to Gonzo, legs dangling off the roof* Whatcha doin' up here?
Camilla: Brawk baw...
Gonzo: *nods* Thinking.
Ryan: This is a good place to do that. What are we thinking about?
Gonzo: Magic.
Ryan: Well I guess someone liked the ending of Fraggle Rock.
Gonzo: Well it definitely made me think.
Ryan: *pats Gonzo's back* Me too, Gonzo, me too.
Gonzo: *stares off into the distance* We're all a part of everyone and everything.
Ryan: And we cannot leave the magic.
Gonzo: And why would we want to?
Ryan: *grins* Exactly.

WhiteRabbit

11-11-2008, 11:29 AM

Ailie: Blehhh, why is there no like, food around my hiz-zouse? -_- *sighs, trying to ignore the fact that she's starving *

Spamela: Don't look at me...I didn't eat it. =P

Zoot: *vaccuuming the dorm* *is too preoccupied to go get groceries*

Ailie: *clinging to Dr. Teeth* I'mma die if I don't eat something. ;_;

Dr. Teeth: Nonsense...we gotta pletharah of food, chil', like...um...er...uhhhhhhh...

Ailie: Right...because, we're so stocked... -_-

Dr. Teeth: ...let's eat Camilla. =P

Ailie: O_O

The Count

11-11-2008, 12:55 PM

*Disappears, bummed about missing out on the trip to SST this year. Have fun without me, though Count and Uncle D left in the Countmobile yesterday.

Sorry, take care gang.

AnimatedC9000

11-11-2008, 03:56 PM

Cait: *decides to do a good deed today* *she and Lindy wheel in a wagon full of groceries in front of Drom 17's door*

Lindy: That oughta do it.

Cait: Yep. *goes back to her room*

WhiteRabbit

11-11-2008, 05:01 PM

Ailie: *opens the door obliviously and she and the keyboardist are about to run out and kidnap Gonzo's beloved* *they trip over the pile of bags, splattering food everywhere*

Dr. Teeth: *lands facefirst in vanilla pudding* X_X

Ailie: *sitting on top of a pile of bologna and cheese* Nyaaaa... X_X *swipes some pudding off of the band leader's face and eats it* ...^_^ Mmm.

Dr. Teeth: -_-

Winslow Leach

11-11-2008, 05:53 PM

Lefty: Leach, Leach, c'mere...

Tony: What.

Lefty: Me an' a coupla buddies are gonna hold up--er--browse trew a discount fake-fur outlet...riiiiiiiiiiight! An' I wanna know which mask is da best...(Lefty holds up two rubber masks; one is a clown, and one is a lizard) ...dis one...er dis one...

Tony: Um. Why would you wear a mask to "browse?"

Lefty: Er...dat's a good question, beggin' an answer! Ya see...uhhhh...sometimes...sometimes my buddies an' me like ta go what youse call "incognito" ta coyten places...we don't like ta attract a lotta attention, on accounta da cops know what we look like...cops are always harrassin' us fer no reason...we're da most innocent, lovable crum-bums youse could ever encounter...riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight! So which one? Da clown or da lizard?

Tony: I think the one you're wearing now is the best.

Lefty: Wearin' now? I ain't...oh, hardee har har...

Lefty takes a swing at Tony; Tony moves out of the way; Lefty swings at the air, loses his balance, and falls.

Tony: FYI: wearing masks attracts more attention. I would think a master "teef" like you would know that...

AnimatedC9000

11-11-2008, 06:49 PM

Cait: *facepalm* Ailie... -_-;

Lindy: *picks up a pie* Ooo...

Waldo: *turns into a pie* XP

Erine81981

11-11-2008, 08:33 PM

*gets the message from Beth* Oh well. Like she said. Next time. I'm just wondering where everyone else is. I feel like i'm the only one here from the dorms. *spots Abby* There's Abby. *walks over to Abby* Hey Abby. *holds hand up for high five*

Abby Cadaby: Hey Kyle. *looks at my hand* What are you doing?

What?

Abby Cadaby: Your hand. Why is it in the air?

Oh that. I was waiting for a high five.

Abby Cadaby: High what?

It's where you hold up your hand and...*does it to Abby's hand*....slap them together.

Abby Cadaby: That sounds like fun. Can we try it?

Sure. *holds up my hand*

Abby Cadaby: *flutters up and high fours me* That was great!

I know. Thanks. I was wondering. Have you seen Ed or Ryan around?

Abby Cadaby: I haven't seen that one guy you said or even the other one either.

Hmmmmmmm.....this is really strange.

Abby Cadaby: Then you really picked a spot to visit. *laughs* I'll talk to you later Kyle. I have wand lessons with my mommy. Bye. *walks off*

Ok. Bye. *thinks more*

Winslow Leach

11-12-2008, 07:16 PM

Lefty sits at Newsie's desk, typing something slowly, with one finger.

Tony: Does Newsie know you're at his desk, using his typewriter?

Lefty: Don't worry. I took care of 'im...

Newsie hangs upside-down, with a rope tied around one leg, by the ceiling in Lefty's closet.

Tony: What are you writing, anyway? (Tony takes paper out of typewriter)

Lefty: 'Ey! Put dat back, youse...youse...youse pantomime goose!

Tony: I'm just--pantomime goose? (reads) Snurkle snarfle derthuwp? Um...do you even know how to type?

Lefty: Yer readin' it upside-down!

Tony: Huh? Oh. Heh. Yeah. I knew that. I was just...kidding around with you...

Lefty: Riiiiiiiiiiiight...

Tony (reads) Lefty presents Scrooge and the Bah Humbugs...wild an' crazy tunes fer people what don't like music...Scrooge and the Bah Humbugs?

Lefty: Yeah. Dere dis new group I'm managin'.

Tony: What do they play?

Lefty (beat) Music.

Tony: Doy! What kind of music?

Lefty: Angry music. See? It says right dere: wild an' crazy tunes fer people what don't like music...

Tony: Er...thanks for clarifying. And where did you find this hot new group?

Lefty: Dey were playin' down at da docks...one was bashin' a trash can lid...anudder was slammin' a brick against a wall...an' one guy was screechin' woids at da top of his lungs.

Tony: Oh...was he singing?

Lefty: Singin'? Nah! He was gettin' beat up by da odder two guys!

Tony: Naturally...

Lefty: When I saw an' hoid all dis, da business man in me went ka-ching! So I approached 'em, an' asked 'em if dey would like ta become a rock group dat would appeal to da kids. Riiiiiiiiiiight!

Tony: You interrupted a fight down at the docks...and for some reason thought these hooligans would make a good band?

Lefty: 'Ey, dey had what youse call rhythm! I was swayin' as I approached 'em.

Tony: Then what?

Lefty: Den da guy bangin' da brick against da wall said ta me, "if youse don't get outta here, shorty, yer gonna be next!"

Tony: Yeah, but...I don't get it...you saw this poor guy getting pounded, and you didn't help? Instead you offered to manage them as some kind of group?

Lefty: Isn't dat how da Monkees started?

Tony: Gaah!

Lefty: But yeah, I managed ta how ya say smooth talk 'em inta signin' wit me. I'm gonna start bookin' Scrooge an' da Bah Humbugs around town sometime next month.

Tony: Well, they obviously have to "practice" first, right?

Lefty: Practice? Naaah! We gotta wait at least a month till Ziggy--dat's da fella what was gettin' pounded--gets outta da hospital.

Tony walks to the wall, and begins banging his head against it...

Erine81981

11-12-2008, 09:18 PM

Thanks again Mrs. and Mr. Monster for letting me stay with ya'll again.

Herry's Mom: We love when you come to visit.

Herry's Dad: We really enjoy your company. We don't get much company like we used to.

Herry: Awww Dad. *puts hand on his dad's shoulder*

Flossie: Your one of our best friends. *hugs me*

You are just one of the cutest little monsters i've always liked.

Flossie: Oh i bet you say that to all the girl monsters.

*laughs* Come on Herry. Let's go play on the Game Cube.

Herry: I get to be first player.

Not unless i get there first.

Herry's Mom: That Kyle is such a wonderful guy.

Herry's Dad: I agree.

Flossie: I love him.

Both parents surprised by Flossie's content

Winslow Leach

11-13-2008, 04:39 PM

The door opens, and Tony enters with a wild-haired, energetic kid...

Tony: Hey guys. This is Roosevelt Franklin.

RF: I GOTTA SCHOOL NAMED AFTER ME!

Tony: Due to his extraordinary smarts, he was able to jump ahead several grades, and, well, now he's here.

Lefty: Greeeeeeeaaaaat...

RF: What do you wanna know?

Lefty: Huh?

RF: Ask me anything!

Lefty: Why doncha get a haircut?

Tony: Cut it out.

RF: It's okay. He's nothin'. I've dealt with bullies like him before. All bark and no bite.

RF suddenly bursts into a wild song and dance...

RF

You think you're so smart,
You think you're so rough,
But you know what boy?
You ain't so tough!

Bully! Bully! Bully!
B-U-L-L-Y! B-U-L-L-Y!
Translation: chicken!
Translation: coward!

Bully! Bully! Bully!
B-U-L-L-Y! B-U-L-L-Y!
Cluck Cluck Cluck!
Brawk Brawk Brawk!

Newsie: Heh heh. He captured your true essence, Lefty!

Lefty picks up Newsie's typewriter, and hits him over the head.

Lefty: Bah!

WhiteRabbit

11-13-2008, 04:44 PM

*crashes into Tony's dorm on a surfboard with Spamela* O_O O...M...G. You guys got a new roomie! Must--resist--poking--

Spamela: Awww, isn't he so cute? ^_^ *playing with his wild hair*

Winslow Leach

11-13-2008, 05:03 PM

*crashes into Tony's dorm on a surfboard with Spamela* O_O O...M...G. You guys got a new roomie! Must--resist--poking--

Spamela: Awww, isn't he so cute? ^_^ *playing with his wild hair*

RF (enjoying Spamela's attention) Heehee...and what's your name? I'm ROOSEVELT FRANKLIN! R-O-O-S-E-V-E-L-T F-R-A-N-K-L-I-N! I HAVE A SCHOOL NAMED AFTER ME!

WhiteRabbit

11-13-2008, 05:06 PM

Spamela: *giggles* How adorable! I'm Spamela, it's totally super to meet you, Roosevelt!

Ailie: Nya! You're my hero! *huggles RF*

Winslow Leach

11-13-2008, 05:12 PM

Spamela: *giggles* How adorable! I'm Spamela, it's totally super to meet you, Roosevelt!

Ailie: Nya! You're my hero! *huggles RF*

RF: And what's your name? I'M ROOSEVELT FRANKLIN! R-O-O-S-E-V-E-L-T F-R-A-N-K-L-I-N! I have a school named after me, and I once recorded a record album! I'm smarter than all the kids in the school--that's named after me--and they all look up to me as if I were a teacher!

Lefty (mutters) I wish I had a slingshot on me...riiiiiiiiiiight!

WhiteRabbit

11-13-2008, 05:15 PM

Ailie: ...I love you. I mean...my name's Ailie. XP *nudges Lefty* You wish you were this cool.

Winslow Leach

11-13-2008, 05:17 PM

RF wildly sings and dances...

RF

I'm cool, I'm cool, C-O-O-L! Cool!
Too cool for school!
All the girlies love me,
Because Roosevelt Franklin
Is cool! I'm cool, I'm cool,
C-O-O-L!
Cool!

Erine81981

11-13-2008, 05:19 PM

*drinking some milk* Thanks Alan. That hit the spot.

Alan: Glad to be of survice. Always happy to feed anyone who needs some refresments. *whiping the counter off*

Thanks again. Talk to you later. Bye Alan.

Alan: Bye Kyle. *starts humming*

Maybe i can go see how Oscar is doing. *walks over to the trashcan and knocks on it* Hey Oscar!

Oscar: *from inside the can* Get away from the trashcan.

Come on Oscar. It's me.

Oscar: Who's you?

Kyle. That's who.

Oscar: *pops open the lid* Ahhhh it's cubby. What you doing here?

Me and the roomie who stay with me at the dorms came down for to celeabrate Sesame Street's birthday.

Oscar: This street has a birthday? Why would anyone care?

Everyone in the world does.

Oscar: Ahhh who cares. Anyways, i'm heading back to my show, Dirty Jobs. *slams his trash lid*

He hasn't changed at all. Now what to do now?

WhiteRabbit

11-13-2008, 05:22 PM

Spamela: *huggles him* OMG! Where did you find him, Tony? He's too hip/cute to handle. X3

Ailie: I'll say! *huggles as well*

Winslow Leach

11-13-2008, 05:37 PM

Spamela: *huggles him* OMG! Where did you find him, Tony? He's too hip/cute to handle. X3

Ailie: I'll say! *huggles as well*

Tony: Well, as I said--

RF: Let me explain. You see, I'm so smart, hip and knowledgable, my teachers just let me coast through about eight grades, so now I'm a college freshman! But I still have a school named after me!

Newsie: Wow. Such brilliance! You must let me interview you, Roosevelt!

For lack of anything better to do, Lefty again smashes the typewriter over Newsie's head.

Tony: You're scaring the kid!

RF: Nah! Where I come from, I'm used to violence. In fact, just before I left my school--the school named after me, Roosevelt Franklin--I lectured my class on the value of good behavior.

WhiteRabbit

11-13-2008, 05:42 PM

Spamela: Wow...he's like a total genius...O_O

Ailie: Dude, forget high school...I want RF to teach everything about everything. ^_^

Spamela: *squees* Me too!

Zoot: *joining them* ...um...hi...whatever?

Dr. Teeth: *crashing in as well* Yo! *hugattacks Mr. Turtle savagely*

Winslow Leach

11-13-2008, 05:48 PM

Mr. Turtle: ACK! Let go of me, vile fiend, and welcome the new kid Anthony brought in to join us. He seems quite the smart little dickens. Perhaps you could learn a thing or two...

RF (to Dr. Teeth) You look familiar...are you a musician? I think you played at my school once. What's the matter? Things that hard up you have to play for a bunch of ten year olds? (laughs)

Tony: Er, sorry Dr. Teeth...he's really smart and--

RF: I call things as I see them.

Tony: Yeah...

WhiteRabbit

11-13-2008, 06:00 PM

Dr. Teeth: *obliviously* Hi new kid-- *stops and then tosses Mr. Turtle aside* O_O Toneh...this--kid--ROCKS! Man, he's so much hippah than the res' of yo roomiehs! Are ya gonna keep him? PLEASE? PLEASE? *flops onto the floor and begs desperately*

Spamela: Kitty? *absentmindedly patting the keyboardist on the head*

Zoot: *looking alarmed and shaking his head frantically, mouthing NO*

Winslow Leach

11-13-2008, 06:11 PM

Dr. Teeth: *obliviously* Hi new kid-- *stops and then tosses Mr. Turtle aside* O_O Toneh...this--kid--ROCKS! Man, he's so much hippah than the res' of yo roomiehs! Are ya gonna keep him? PLEASE? PLEASE? *flops onto the floor and begs desperately*

Tony: Er...get up, Dr. Teeth...I'm not "keeping" him...he's staying here, yes. I invited him.

Lefty: Look at dat pathetic fool on da floor!

Lefty kicks Dr. Teeth over.

WhiteRabbit

11-13-2008, 06:16 PM

Dr. Teeth: *dodges Lefty and bites him on the leg* >_> *to Tony* YES! ^_^ Yo not that lame, anymo', kid. *dances*

Zoot: ... -_- *sighs*

Winslow Leach

11-13-2008, 06:34 PM

Dr. Teeth: *dodges Lefty and bites him on the leg* >_> *to Tony* YES! ^_^ Yo not that lame, anymo', kid. *dances*

Zoot: ... -_- *sighs*

Tony: You...you think I'm lame, Dr. Teeth? (sniffle) Thanks a lot...

Crazy Harry hands Roosevelt Franklin a lit stick of dynamite.

RF: No thanks. You keep it...

RF gives the dynamite back to Harry; two seconds later, it explodes.

The Count

11-13-2008, 06:35 PM

*Humming in my room...
We gather together.
To watch cheesy movies.
On whatever channel we're on.
On Thanksgiving Day.
It's Mystery Science...
Theater 3000.
It's however many hours they give us.
And it's called Turkey Daaaaaaay!

So it's not the original lyrics... Sure miss those guys, I've gotten in trouble when going to the movies because of 'em.
Sure hope Count and Uncle D are having fun at Charlie's with Kyle and the rest of the SST gang. Sure has been lonely here without the main cast. Maybe we can invite them to come over for Thanksgiving feast after they're done at the parade this year.
Oh well.

*Flicks on TV to watch some Smallville, Total Drama Island, and of course some wrestling too.

Winslow Leach

11-13-2008, 06:38 PM

The Count

11-13-2008, 06:48 PM

:sing: And we shall try to kill you with a forklift!
Heh, I have a very embarrasing story connected from when I watched TD5... Embarrasing for my mom that is, but I won't say it here.

BTW: Tone, LMK if you can help with what I sent yous, if not, that's okay too.
*Laughs as everybody groans at Lefty for ruining their mystery murder play for announcing who the murderer is before the play even started.

Winslow Leach

11-13-2008, 07:17 PM

:sing: And we shall try to kill you with a forklift!

BTW: Tone, LMK if you can help with what I sent yous, if not, that's okay too.

This is the song, written for the train chase,
This is the chase, Rocky and Ken,
He tried to kill me with a forklift!
Ole!

Yup, I'm doing a search fer youse, Ed...I hope I can find somethin' useful...

The Count

11-13-2008, 08:55 PM

Heh... Just hit da Mupp Wiki. *Munching on some barbecue flavored ramchips.

Fragglemuppet

11-13-2008, 09:54 PM

*Gasps* Oh my goodness!
Gobo: What is it?
Well, I've missed so much of the dorm activities lately...
Gobo: We know.
And I've missed the start of the trip to Sesame Street...
Wembley: Oh, right, for Sesame Street's birthday. We go every year!
Yeah, but this year, with so much going with class and all, I was debating whether to go or not.
Wembley: Awww!
But then I realized that this isn't just any year.
Wembley: It's not?
Nope. It's the Street's 40th birthday!
Wembley: It is!
So now I'll feel just terrible if I don't go, for just a little while, at least! Do you want to come along?
Wembley: Well sure!
Gobo: Of course!
Good, I thought you would. Hmmm, I wonder Now, how to get there? Ah, I have an idea.
*Packs bags for each of the occupants, holds them, and clears throat dramatically.*
I wish all of us and our bags were on Sesame Street..right now! *We disappear.*
*Rematerializing on the Street.* It worked, yaaay!
Wembley: Gosh, I'm a bit..woe! *threatens to fall over*
*kind of dizzy myself* Yeah, sorry about that. It should ware off in a few seconds.
*Hales taxi to take us to the Furry Arms.*
*in room* There, we made it! Tomorrow we'll go out and say hello to everyone, and see if we can spot anyone else from the dorms. I know Kyle came here with his roommates. I hope they don't decide to leave just as we're getting here.
Wembley: Well gee, I hope not!
Gobo: I'm sure they won't.
Right, we should still be able to have some fun together before we all leave. Well, good night you two. I'm exhausted!
Wembley: *yawning* Good night Kate.
Gobo: Good night.
Me: Today has been brought to you by the letters T and F, and by the number 5. MC Dorms is a production of the Muppet Central Forums. Good night everyone.

Fragglemuppet

11-14-2008, 10:13 AM

*At Hooper's Store...*

Thanks for breakfast, Alan. Those waffles were terrific!
Wembley: Yeah, and the doozerdust toast was really good, too!
Gobo: Boy, that's for sure. Why I haven't eaten this good since..I don't know when!
I'm not much of a cook, you see.
Alan: *laughing slightly at our reactions* Well you're all welcome! It's a good thing that I ordered a shipment of doozer sticks just last week. I had a feeling that you might be coming!
Me: I'm glad I decided to come. Things have just been so busy and hectic lately, I needed a break.
Alan: Yep, Sesame Street is always a great place to come to whenever you want to relax and have some fun.
Yep, they don't call it "the happiest street in the world" for nothing. By the way, have you seen Kyle or any of the others today?
Alan: No, I haven't. Kyle and his roommates were here for dinner last night, but I haven't seen them yet today. *sighing* Not many people from the dorms came this year.
No, I guess not, but don't be too discouraged. I'm sure more will come next year.
Alan: I hope so. Gosh, I hope Ed doesn't end the trips altogether because of lack of interest.
Oh, I'm sure he won't do that. He'll never give up, either on us dormers or on you guys.
Alan" You're right, I should have known Ed better than that.
Yeah, he's a good guy. Well, I should get going. See what's going on around the street.
Gobo: Yeah, bye Alan, and thanks!
Wembley: Yeah, thanks!
Alan: Bye everyone. Stop by any time!
We will! See ya!