Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Winslow Leach]

Lefty is knocking at the air, as Ailie opens the door.

Lefty: It's about time! (double-take) What da...? Yer not even dressed fer a night out! What's da problem? I've been knockin' an' knockin'...youse coulda been dressed an' all ready ta go by now! So...did youse ransack dat dumb musician's pockets again? How much do we gots tonight?

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: I dunno, Lefty...go look in Zoot's sock drawer or something. I think that's where he stores all his cash. XP

Zoot: *appearing with the keyboard player as though he's psychic* *to Dr. Teeth* You know Grandpa Joe--in Willy Wonka, right?

Dr. Teeth: Yeah?

Zoot: He is such a lazy, twotiming faker. I mean, the dude can't get off his ancient butt for 20 years and here's his poor daughter-in-law who's bending over backwards for him night and day--

Dr. Teeth: Zoot--

Zoot: --and he doesn't have the decency to once give the woman a night off. And--and then he has the nerve to start getting up and dancing around just because his grandson has a golden ticket. Hey Gramps, how about trying to mop the floor and wash the windows now that you've got the strength? But nooooo...

Dr. Teeth: Zoot--

Zoot: Yeah?

Dr. Teeth: Shaddup. =P

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *is with the two musicians as well* *laughs* Man, that was one heck of an afternoon, wasn't it?

Caitlyn: *still in her room* Why must I read for torture...?

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *nods vaguely* Now...where was I? Oh, yes...if I was Charlie's mother, I would've made the old fart dance around on the sidewalk to prove to everybody--

Dr. Teeth: *covers Zoot's mouth* X_X

Zoot: Mmmph...mmmph-mmm...

[Winslow Leach]

Lefty: I ain't touchin' anytin' what's come in contact wit dat guy! Especially his socks! You go, yer married ta him or sometin'....I can't tell dese musicians apart...(to Dr. Teeth) 'Ey! I saw youse on da TV da odder night! Heh, you looked bleached! Next time, go a little easier on da pancake...actually, it looked like yer face was overdone wit pancake an' waffle, heh heh! Youse looked like Mommie Dearest! I was expectin' ya ta chase dat Miley chick wit a wire hanger or sometin'! And since when do youse jam wit someone like Miley Cee-rus? She's way outta yer league, has-been...

Newsie: I think you'd better cool it.

Lefty: Why? I enjoy makin' fun of da dentist's dream patient over 'ere! Hey, when is yer duet album wit Miley Cee-rus comin' out? I'll mark my calandar, and be da foist not ta buy it, hyuck, hyuck hyuck!

Newsie backs away...

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *sighs* Can we change the subject already? He's been talking abot that movie for the last hour, for cryin' out loud. *notices Lefty* O_O; *backs away from Dr. Teeth* *to the keyboardist* Just play it cool, man.

[Winslow Leach]

Newsie: So...um...Caitlyn...how was band camp today? Boy, that takes me back...I was first-chair sousaphone, you know!

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: He's got a point, though. I mean, Grandpa could've given Charlie's mum a little assistance instead of yelling, 'Where's my hat? Brush the remaining six hairs on my head! Get my cane!' Poor Mummy... ;_; *gawks at Lefty's comment*

Dr. Teeth: O_o *shoots Lefty a death glare, twitching a little* OH! NO--HE--DI'INT!

Ailie: *softly* Oh...yesh...he did.

Dr. Teeth: *cracking his knuckles* Nuh-uh, Lefteh! Ya'll did NOT just go THERE!

Ailie: ...he went there.

Dr. Teeth: >_> *drags Lefty into Chamberlain's closet* *some loud screaming and crashing sounds are heard for five minutes* *skips back out*

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: O_O ... I'm worried about him.

Caitlyn: Well, Newsie, I'm registered for my instrument--I play baritone (and I am so glad/surprised that my section leader's female as well)--and we basically learned marching commands today.

[Winslow Leach]

Newsie: Ah, don't worry, Lefty's probably dead. It's okay, though. We're Muppets. We always bounce back! Anyway, that's really nice, Cait. Maybe I'll do a little piece on your band sometime...although this week is pretty booked. Tomorrow my top story is on a crop of radioactive chickens...o_O

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Woah. O_o ... hey, remember when I said that you needed a co-anchor?

[Winslow Leach]

Newsie's attention suddenly wavers...

Newsie: That's so true about the old guy in Wonka...the least he could have done was help Charlie's mom...I mean, as soon as he saw that golden ticket, he leapt out of bed and started dancing around! What a PHONY! He's a phony! A phony, I tells ya!

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: ... first the dougnut, now this. Newsie, you have definately got to get a female co-anchor. I don't care if it's part-time or not, you need to get a co-anchor.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *poking her head into Chamberlain's closet* O_O Ew.

Zoot: *poking his head in as well* Look at him twitch, he's like a bug. XP

[Winslow Leach]

Newsie (to Cait) Co-anchor...yeah...I was trying to figure out how we could do trick photography, so there's two of me, and....you know what always scared me about Willy Wonka? At the very end, when Charlie goes to see him, and Wonka turns psycho on the poor kid. Now that was uncalled for! And he further demeaned the child by telling him he would receive nothing! What an evil man! But I guess his heart melted as soon as Charlie gave him the ever-lasting gobstopper. He did a total about-face, and turned back into Dr. Jekyll...if I were Charlie, I would have backed away in terror as he tried to hug me...gosh, that movie still gives me nightmares! Oh, I'm sorry, Cait, what were we talking about? Whether or not gophers have an appetite for blueberry cake?

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Huh? O_o No, no, I was telling you that you need a female co-anchor. Maybe she could work part-time?

Lips: *pokes his head in as well* Man, he got a a pretty rough beating.

[Winslow Leach]

Newsie: A female co-anchor, you say? As in a woman? Hmmm...very intriguing...heh heh, I often amuse myself in bed imagining what it would be like to have Yoda as a co-anchor...(in Yoda voice)"...a Muppet Newsflash here is...gorilla eats weight in bananas he does...pain agonizing in belly..." heh heh...

A broken, beaten Lefty slooooooowly crawls out of the closet...he is moving so slow, a snail on the floor actually outpaces him...

Lefty: Where's....da.....crumbum....I ain't....done wit him...yet...'ey Captain Wisdom-Tooth...was dat youse I saw on da tube....er a wind-up monkey! 'Cause a wind-up monkey has more poisonality...riiii(coughcough)iiight! If I was you....I'd wear a mask from now on...both in here, an' out on da street....ta hide yer ugly face....! Ha ha....(cough)...ha! (blows a raspberry) Plllllllllllllltttttttttttt!

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: O_o *looking stunned for a second...and then starts fuming* Oh, don't worreh! I AIN'T DONE WITH HIM! *drags Lefty back into the closet*

Ailie: Go Apollo Creed!

Zoot: Give Paulie what he deserves!

Ailie: You're Paulie. =P

Zoot: You're the lame Ah-nald wannabe in the third one. =P

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *chuckles at the idea* That'd be funny. And yes, a woman. You'd still hire her even if she could only work part-time, right?

Lips: I'm just gonna stand back and pretend that I have nothing to do with this...

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: ...so, now what? =P

Ailie: *dying her hair pink* O_o
Jem is my name
No one else is the same
Jem is my name

Zoot, Dr. Teeth, Chamberlame (in freaky clothes and makeup):
But we're the Misfits
Our songs are better
We are the Misfits, the Misfits
And we're gonna get her...

Ailie: Please, my tacky clothes are prettier than your tacky clothes. XP *hairflips* *falls over*

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: ...O_o ...o_O *hears a pin drop* ...I'm bored. =P

Chamberlain: *smacks her with a fish*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *grinning like an idiot again* Deehee...

Marvin: You know what that means! ... LINE!

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: ...O_o *pokes Marvin*

Zoot: *shuffles off to...do...something* =P

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *the grin of hers got wider. Did somebody blink?*

Marvin: O_o

Lips: *stares at the ceiling*

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: o_O *pokes Marvin more*

Chamberlain: *slaps Lips with a fish*

[AnimatedC9000]

Marvin: O_o *pokes Ailie back*

Lips: *throws the fish away from him...*

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: O_O *bites Marvin*

Chamberlain: Hey! *goes to search for it*

[AnimatedC9000]

Marvin: O_O *slaps her hand*

Lips: Wait for it...

*the fish comes back, knocking Chamberlain in the back of the head*

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *whimpers* ;_;

Chamberlain: Oof! *falls onto his face* X_X

[AnimatedC9000]

Marvin: =P

Lips: *turns to camera* I'd like to take this time to thank Lew Zealand for being a friend of mine when I first started working with the Muppets.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *growls and bites Marvin harder*

Zoot: *coming back and waving at the camera, looking more awake* Hi Mom! MOM! I'm on TV! HIIII!

[AnimatedC9000]

Marvin: *bites her back*

Lips: *laughs* Hi, Mrs. Reedy! Hi, Mom! XD

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *cries*

Dr. Teeth: *whacks Marvin upside the head with a guitar*

Zoot: *holding "bunny ears" up behind Lips's head* =P

[AnimatedC9000]

Marvin: X_X *is unconsious*

Lips: Everything's fine here, Mom. No need to worry about anything.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: ^_^ *huggles the keyboardist*

Dr. Teeth: *huggles back* <3

Zoot: Nyaaaaaa! *messing up the camera's angle*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *sneaks up behind the two best friends and huggles them both* <3

Lips: O_O Caitlyn! I thought you were asleep!

Caitlyn: Meh... =P

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *squee* <333 *huggles Cait back*

Dr. Teeth: *huggles Cait as well* <333

Zoot: *still goofing around in front of the camera*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *is confused* ... *shrugs* Cover's blown, anyway.

Lips: You've got band in the morning...

Caitlyn: GROUP HUGGLE! *huggles Lips and Zoot--what she was originally trying to do XP* <333333

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *gets lost somewhere in the group huggle* Ow! Dr. Teeth, your nose just poked me in the eye! X_o

Dr. Teeth: Sorreh... =P

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *is lost somewhere, too* XP

Lips: O_O ... yes?

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *squeaks and crawls out to escape the snuggling* XP *crashes into the wall*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *laughing* ... *kind of falls asleep*

Lips: ... okay? O_o

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: ...wo-man? O_o

Zoot: *stealing the M&Ms Ed left for the dorm earlier*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: ... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

Lips: *sees the M&Ms* Can I have some?

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: MINE! My preciousssss... *runs outside*

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: ... *shrugs* *picks Caitlyn up and carries her back to her room*

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: Waaaaaaaah! *squawking miserably at the sunlight*

Ailie: Be quiet, grandma. =P

Zoot: Yeah, mellow out, Miss Gulch.

Ailie: O_o Ooh, you're being all Floydish again. *vanishes and reappears back with Dr. Teeth's hat and a pillow shoved under her shirt* Um... *tries to think of something the good doctor would say* Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...something, something...yeah... =P

Zoot: *snickers* Good enough. XP

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *comes in carrying several peices of notebook paper and pencils* Hi guys. Mind if I join you all?

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *thinking of a weird, Dr. Teeth-ish sounding answer* Uhhhhhhhhh...

Zoot: *sighs at Ailie's amateurish impression* Sure, Lips. XP

[The Count]

*Wonders what a female co-anchor Muppet to partner up with Newsie would be like. Maybe Cait could explore that as her next artistic illustration. *Waiting for PinCast 20 to be ready for downloading... *Making milkshakes.

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: Thanks. Could you hold these, please? *hands Zoot the multitude of paper and pencils* I'll be right back. *dashes back to his room to look for something*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Uh huh. *stares down at the paper and stuff, wondering what it's for*

Ailie: *pulling the pillow out and taking off the hat* I fold. It's too hard to imitate Dr. Teeth. XP Him and his long words...and his small, difficult words. X_X

Zoot: It's not that hard. =P *taking the hat from her and putting it on for a moment, making his voice all raspy* The bear and the frog are temporarily out of service. See? Not everything he says is hard to under-- *thinking for a moment and shakes his head* Nah...you're right.

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *comes back in, carrying a few photo albums* Thanks again, guys. *sets the photo albums down*

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *mumbling to herself* Exterior...probosculate...my brain hurts...

Zoot: *softly* Somebody should invent us a translator. *in a normal voice* Don't mention it, Lips. What are you doing?

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: For some reason, I want to do a memoir of my life. Maybe. I won't focus on my childhood much, but I'll definately write about joining the Muppets.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: Ooh... *peers over his shoulder to read*

Chamberlain: Hmmph. What's so memorable about being a trumpet player?

Zoot: Shush, Chamberloser.

Ailie: Wo-man?

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *hands Zoot some of the paper that's been written on* Here's what I have so far. Read it if ypu'd like. *opens a photo album*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *starts reading it*

Chamberlain: *fake yawns*

Ailie: *throws a brick at him*

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *looks through pictures* *stops at a particular one* O_O Oh, no... that was me?

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *looking up* Huh?

Ailie: Hey, if you wanna see an embarassing picture of me, you should look at my seventh grade yearbook. I had long, Booberlike bangs and huge red glasses like the kid out of A Christmas Story. And to make matters worse, that was the year I first got my braces. *shudder*

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: O_o ... No no, I just can't believed that this was what I looked like before Mom and Dad brolught me home from the hospital. *shows them a baby picture on him that was, indeed, taken before he and his mother were released from the hospital*

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: Oh... *cringes from her memories of middle school* Then, er...forget I told you that. *squees at the picture* Baby Lips! EEEEEE! ^_^ *croons*

Zoot: Awwww...

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: I would like to see a baby picture of you sometime, Zoot... *notices something* Hey, here's the name tag that was on my hospital crib!

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: I'd never hear the end of--

Ailie: *pulls out a dusty old box of photos and digs through it* Found one! *pulls out a black and white picture of a year old Zoot who's sleeping...no big surprise* EEEEEEEEE! Baby Zoot! <33 *squeals*

Zoot: Oh, man... *winces*

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: I know... Just be glad that Cait's not in here. *goes back to reading name tag* "Lips Steven McQuater, born to Steven Thomas McQuater and Mari Kaestle-McQuater in September 24..." The year got smudged, I think.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: Gahhh... <33 *still crooning over the picture* O_O CAIT! ! *runs out of the room with the Zoot picture*

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: O_O No, wait! She's taking a nap! ... *sighs* *to Zoot* Hey, wanna look through this together?

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *nudging Cait* ...Caaaaait...loooook... *waving the picture around*

Zoot: *smiles weakly* Why not?

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *muttering* Ailie, go away...

Lips: *thumbing through a few pages* I think this started out as a baby album... Look, there's me as a kid with my first trumpet.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: But it's so cuuuuute...wo-man...it'll only take 5 seconds. *nudges more*

Zoot: Aw...

Chamberlain: Who wants to see the picture of me when I first hatched?

Zoot: ...ewww.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *turning over, not looking at Ailie* *monotonous* If I give in, will you let me sleep?

Lips: Yeah, that was a fun year... *turns a few more pages* Look! There's me with the high school band! I htink I was... sixteen at the time? All I remember was that I was the youngest person to become section leader during my entire stay with the band. *tries to remember* Think I led as a freshman.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: Yesh...yesh... O_O

Zoot: Wow, not bad for a sixteen year old, man...

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: ... all right. Tell me about it first.

Lips: I think I was section leader all through high school. And in the symphonic and jazz bands, too! *looks at his senior yearbook/graduation pictures that are in the album* Wow...

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: I found this ancient picture of Zoot as a baby...and he looks so cuuuuute. *squee*

Chamberlain: Booooo...

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *lazily opens an eye* Is that all you found?

Lips: *ignores Chamberlain* Hey Zoot... Look at my senior picture. What's the difference between how I looked then and how I look now?

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: Look at the cuteness! ^_^ 'fore I bitecha. XP

Zoot: *studies them both for a minute* Your eyes used to be open...? =P

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Couldn't find one of Lips and/or Dr. Teeth too, huh? =P

Lips: O_o ... o-kaaay... *looks at a page* My first real job...

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: Actually, Lips had one in his album and there's one of Dr. Teeth somewhere but there's apple sauce all over his face in it. XPPP They're pretty cute too.

Chamberlain: Mmmmmmmm, my first gelfing hunt...wasn't I adorable?

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: ... uh-huh.

Lips: *glances at Chamberlain* What are you looking at, dare I ask?

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: Pfft...fine, I'll go embarass them on my own. XP Fun suckah. *vanishes*

Chamberlain: The adorable pictures of me as a little skeksis...

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *somehow manages to grab Ailie as she vanishes*

Lips: ... no comment. *turns some pages, all which have pictures of him in his first job* *to Zoot* Man, I remember that club well.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: Whaaat? =P

Zoot: *nodding off* Huh-wha-? Oh, yeah...

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *sleepily* Show me the pic...

Lips: You know what I learned while I was working there? tat same club was one of the Electric Mayhem's earliest gigs.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *shows her it*

Zoot: Really?

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Aaaaaaaaaawwwww! <33

Lips: *nods* It's also where I met Floyd.

[Winslow Leach]

Lefty, Newsie, Crazy Harry and Mr. Turtle are sitting on the floor outside of their dorm room...

Lefty: Dat crum-bum can't do dis ta us! We have every right ta be in dere!

Newsie: Well, he's entertaining Alex.

Lefty (mocking) He's entertaining Alex...I taught he was in love wit da ceiling!

Mr. Turtle: I don't know. I rather like it out here. Sort of "roughing it" as you Americans say, wot?

Lefty: Hey let's play a game called "shut up, Mr. Toitle!" I'll go foist. Shut Up, Mr. Toitle!

Newsie: I know what we can do! Let's star in a remake of Castaway!

Lefty: Never saw it...

Crazy Harry: Never saw it...

Mr. Turtle: I am not attuned to current American cinema, I'm afraid...

Newsie: It's a simple story, really. Tom Hanks is stranded on a desert island for two and a half hours. (beat) That's pretty much the movie...anyway, I'll be Tom, Harry and Mr. Turtle can be my friends who are searching for me...and Lefty, you can be Wilson.

Lefty: Who's Wilson?

Newsie: Tom Hanks's best friend in the whole world!

Lefty: I ain't playin' second banana ta you, Spud!

Newsie: Are you kidding? More people walked out of Castaway raving about Wilson than anything else!

Lefty: Really?

Newsie: Yes.

Lefty: Well...I mean we ain't doin' anytin' particular right now, so...why not? I'll be Wilson fer ya!

Newsie: Excellent.

Lefty: Where are my lines?

Newsie: Just follow me...now...walk down the hallway until I tell you to stop...

Lefty: Huh?

Newsie: Walk down the hallway until I tell you to stop.

Lefty stands confused (what else is new?)...he finally starts walking down the hallway, mumbling to himself...

Newsie: Keep going!

Lefty continues walking...

Newsie: Keep going...aaaaand....stop!

Lefty immediately stops and turns.

Lefty: What am I doin' way down 'ere?

Newsie: I told you...just follow me...now: bob up and down.

Lefty: Excuse me?

Newsie: Bob up and down, as if you're in the water.

Lefty: I don't...

Newsie: Do it!

Lefty sighs, and half-heartedly "bobs" up and down...

Newsie: Great! Annnnd...scene!

Newsie falls to his knees, and lets out an anguished cry.

Newsie: WIIIIIIIILLLLLSSSSSOOOON! WIIIILLLLSOOOOOONNNNNNN!

Lefty (still "bobbing") What?

Newsie: No, you're not supposed to talk! Just bob!

Lefty: Oh...and youse are gonna come out an' save me, is dat it?

Newsie: Er...something like that...ready?

Lefty: Whatever.

Newsie: Scene...WIIIIILLLLSOOOOOOOOOOOOON! WIIIIILLLLLSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON! I'm sorry, Wilson! I'm sorry! A-haw no! WILLLLSOOOOOONNNN!

Still on his knees, Newsie sobs; Lefty stops bobbing, and looks at his (stolen) watch; Newsie is milking the scene for all it's worth. Finally, Newsie wipes his runny nose on his sleeve, and stands.

Newsie: Okay, that was good. Next scene: I'm rescued by my friends, Crazy Harry and Mr. Turtle.

Lefty: 'Ey, what about me?

Newsie: Oh, you're all done.

Lefty: Youse mean Wilson drowned? Youse let yer best friend drown, when youse coulda easily saved him, instead of cryin' like a pancake in need of syrup!

Newsie: Lefty...Wilson is a volleyball.

Lefty (pause) Come again?

Newsie: He's a volleyball...and he accidentally is carried out to sea.

Lefty: Youse made me play a volleyball?

Newsie: Well...he had a cute face painted on...

Lefty: Youse made me play a volleyball? !

Newsie: Erm...a very important volleyball...

Lefty charges Newsie...

Newsie: Yipe!

Newsie does a Chaplin leap in the air, and runs away, as Lefty gets closer. The two disappear down the hallway.

Mr. Turtle (after a pause) So...would you like to play charades, my boy?

Crazy Harry: Nah...I'd rather blow stuff up!

Mr. Turtle: Ah. To each his own...

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: *singing badly* In the dark of the niiiight, she'll be--

Ailie: Booooooo!

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: What do you mean "obsessive"? I haven't gone "obsessive" over anything!

Marvin: Sure you have not...

Caitlyn: It's true!

Marvin: Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem.

Caitlyn: *fangirl screams* WHERE! ?

Marvin: I rest my case.

[Muppet Newsgirl]

(gang is watching The Thomas Crown Affair - the original one - and eating pizza)

Storyteller: Mmm...goodness, but aren't we smug, walking around the study like that (pause) Scooter, you've got sauce on your lip.
Scooter: (grabbing napkin) Well, yeah, he's several K richer and he's making Boston's cops look like idiots.
Erin: (through mouthful of crust) Yeah...in another world, he's the guy that Dominick Dunne would be profiling on "Power, Privilege and Justice."
Nora: Vicky's no angel herself...someone want to pass me another slice of double cheese?
Beige: (biting into a new slice) Never mind that, I want to see the chess scene...(gasps) Oh! Ow!
Scooter: Hot pizza filling on the roof of your mouth?
Beige: (numbly) Don't ya know it.
Storyteller: Erin, why do you eat the crust? I always discard mine.
Erin: Aw, come on, the crust is one of the best parts.
Nora: My mom always ate her crusts...you know, I've not heard "Sweet Gingerbread Man" come up in the movie yet.

[The Count]

Yaey verily! For yon pizza crusts are nye delicious! So long as the pie of pizza is made fairly a'non by baker schooled in Oventry.
*Knocks off the fancy Shakespeare stuff.

Hey Erin, I have need of your help again. Since you're one of our resident HP experts, what does a grindylow look like? I'm trying to cast Pepe into my monstrified Muppet haunters' listing, plus I need some other idea for the state representative for Maine—as I'd want to bring in a lobster lady humanoid, unsure if Muppet upper half with humanoid legs or rather bring in Teen Lobster (an early crush of mine). If you have suggestions for others who could be better fits for that state, I'll jot them down.

Thanks.

[Winslow Leach]

Lefty: Dis is really da pits! Locked outta our room! I mean, I kin unnerstand youse guys bein' kicked out, but me? I taught everybody loved Lefty! I'm like a little dog dat follows youse around...I'm adorable, ain't I? (Newsie, Crazy Harry and Mr. Turtle look at each other) Ain't I? Don't make me hafta use da blackjack on youse! 'Cause I will!

Lefty pounds on the door.

Eh, Tommy! Tommy! Open up, ya punk! We've been out here long enough! You an' yer goilfriend will hafta go someplace else! I miss my hammock!

Newsie: I don't think Alex and Tony are even in there right now...

Lefty: Who's Tony?

Newsie: Oh...did I say Tony?

Crazy Harry: Tony's the human guy you're mad at, Lefty...

Lefty: I taught his name was Tommy! (to Newsie) Dis crum-bum always calls him Tommy, so I called him Tommy!

Mr. Turtle: How I long for the stimulating after-dinner conversations I shared with Sir Larry, Johnny Gielgud and Dame Peggy...how I ended up with this ragtag bunch of ruffians, I'm afraid I'll never know!

Lefty stands against the wall, and runs, head down, charging for the door. BANG! Lefty's head hits the door; the salesman dazedly staggers around...

[Erine81981]

Grover: Hel-lo Kyle baby. What are you doing?

Oh hey Grover. I'm watching some of the older classic clips of you and freinds.

Grover: Why lookie there. It is i with Herry telling me about the alphabet.

Yep. And you blab his secret too.

Herry: *walks in* Hey guys. Whatcha' doin?

We're watching some old clips of Sesame Street.

Herry: Oh it's the one where i tell a secret to you.

Grover: I know. I know. I blabbed it to everyone.

We keep watching clips

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *wandering into the hall* Leeefteeee...now that you're semi conscious, we can go on a date and I can make you pay. =P

Dr. Teeth: *tagging along* Yer not serious, are ya? O_o

Ailie: Um...doy. =P

Dr. Teeth: *sniffs* I meant abou' datin' him... ;_;

Ailie: ...nah. I'm just in it for the free grub. You can come too.

Dr. Teeth: A'ight! ^_^ *grabs Mr. Turtle* <33

[Winslow Leach]

Lefty (shakes his head clear) Dinner? Oh yeah, yeah, riiiiiiight! But I don't wanna go wit Captain Tooth Decay over 'ere...besides bein' a pain in my rear, tree's a crowd! Ever hear dat expression? An' I don't have any green on me, whaddaya tink I am, Paris Hilton? I ain't rich! Don't youse know anytin' about etti-maquitte? Da goil always pays fer da fella! Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight! If dat husband of yers knew anytin', he'd explain' ta youse da proper way ta behave in fronna a real man like myself! (to Dr. Teeth) 'Ey Spunky, take a hike! Me an' yer woman are gonna paint da town on yer tab! Maybe if yer a good boy, I'll bring youse back a mint from da restaurant!

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: O_O *drops Mr. Turtle, seething* >_>

Ailie: Of course I don't think you're Paris Hilton--for one thing, her waistline is smaller and your nose is less-- *halfheartedly holding the keyboardist back* Lefty, didn't you learn from yesterday? =P

[Winslow Leach]

Lefty: No, no, Ailie, let da mad dog go! C'mon, lemme see what he's really made of! And I don't remember a ting about yesterday! He musta caught me by surprise or sometin', I dunno! Just 'cause he has all dat bling makes him tink he's some kinda big shot! Feh!

Lefty assumes the stance of an 1890s boxer, his fists raised high in front of him.

Lefty: Come on, tough guy, I'll knock da stuffin' outta ya!

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *rolls her eyes* All right...if you really think you can take him, Lefty. Eye of the Tiger--actually, you'll need more than that. =P More like Eye of the Full Body Cast... *mumbles to herself* Well, that one wasn't good... =P

Dr. Teeth: *leering evilly at the salesman once Ailie removes her hold* >=D

[Winslow Leach]

Lefty: Okay, Blubber, now dat yer goil has released her hold on youse, let's see what yer made of! Whatsa matter? Need da little lady ta hold yer hand? Aw...boo-hoo! (to Ailie) Sorry honey, I'm gonna be forced to mess up his face...dat means he'll be eatin' his food trew a straw fer da next few months...

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: ... *exchanges a weird look with Ailie* O_o

Ailie: *getting a headache*

Dr. Teeth: *decks Lefty in the jaw and struts away*

[Winslow Leach]

Lefty breezes through the air, as if he weighed nothing, and slams against the wall; his face is all scrunched up and caved in.

Lefty (weakly) Humghtrefghujsarrrr...

(rough translation: "is that all you got?")

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: Hm? *smirks and whispers something to Lefty before walking away again*

Ailie: *giving him a quizzical look*

DR. Teeth: Believe meh, it'll shut him up...

[Winslow Leach]

Lefty opens his mouth to speak...but nothing comes out...he falls back, unconscious.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *giggles and joins her "boyfriend" in going back to Dorm 17*

[Winslow Leach]

Lefty, his whole face wired, is pacing angrily in the hallway.

Newsie: Still haven't learned your lesson, eh?

Lefty: Guhreswakjs.

Newsie: Such language! And I never had a problem with Dr. Teeth. We worked together for years without incident.

Lefty: Hunmpkdrrrrt.

Newsie: So?

Lefty: Ehmouybohla.

Newsie: So that gives you a reason to insult him?

Lefty: Uooohm...gahnkerrd. Mekiopel.

Newsie: Yeah...well you should be! If you were a real man, you'd go over and apologize to him.

Lefty (double-take) Arf! Ilkinwoggkurlnarf!

Newsie: The Fonz never apologized for anything, so you're not?

Lefty: Ungh.

Newsie: You're comparing yourself to Fonzie?

Lefty weakly assumes 1890s boxer pose.

Newsie: I'm not going to fight you, mush-for-brains. I have more important things to do. Like go down to the library and type up my lead story tonight. It's a doozy! You've heard of man-eating fish? Well, my story is on a fish-eating man! Amazing!

Newsie whistles, and walks off; Lefty scratches his head in confusion.

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *sitting in the kitchen and watching a spider crawl across the counter top, looking bored*

Chamberlain: Oooh... *picks up the spider and eats it*

Zoot: Guh-ross, man. =P

[Winslow Leach]

Newsie, dragging Lefty, knocks on Ailie's door.

Newsie: Stop...squirming! You're gonna apologize to Dr. Teeth, and that's final!

Lefty: Uigfdrsanjhdg!

Newsie: Yeah, you have a toothache my behind! Now straighten yourself up, and get ready to apologize!

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: *poking his head out into the hallway* MMmmmmm...and what do the little geeks want this time?

Zoot: *poking his head out* Heh...I was going to say that. =P

[Winslow Leach]

Newsie: Who you callin' little, Dumb-Bashful-Buzzard-From-The-Bugs-Bunny-Cartoons? My friend here has something he would like to tell Dr. Teeth. Where is he?

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: O_o I don't think it's a good idea...

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *comes in* Guys, how do you not feel hard about feeling hard on yourself? I'm confused. X_X

[Winslow Leach]

Lefty: PYTGHUREDSWYAGHYGRRRRRRRR!

Newsie: O_O.....Um...he said he really wants to see Dr. Teeth, because he has something very important and apologetic to tell him, isn't that right, Lefty?

Lefty: Feh!

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Well... *allows them into the dorm*

Dr. Teeth: *scowls at Lefty*

[Winslow Leach]

Lefty glowers at Dr. Teeth. Newsie nudges the salesman in the ribs.

Newsie: Go on!

Lefty (beat) Der-hur! Klimomopckuhej! Urd, pouyrschmee webbert-bakka-ding-irrr! Bah!

Lefty thumbs his nose at Dr. Teeth, and bolts out of the room.

Newsie (squirming) Erm...he said you are a very handsome fellow...and that he admires your...teeth...and he apologizes for making fun of you yesterday. Oh, and he also invited you out for pizza some night...and he's going to go buy you a giant teddy bear right now as a sign of peace.

Newsie is tapped on the shoulder; he turns, and stares at Crazy Harry. Harry holds a lit stick of dynamite out, and hands it to Newsie.

Newsie: What am I supposed to do with--

BANG!

When the smoke clears, all that's left of Newsie are his charred glasses.

Crazy Harry laughs uproariously, falling to the floor, and rolling around in sheer bliss.

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: *sulking* I just want Mr. Turtle. He's the onleh one who undahstands meh. >_>

Zoot: O_O Poor Newsie! *picks up the glasses, looking downtrodden*

[Muppet Newsgirl]

(musical interlude time)

(Lava lamp is set up on center table, in lieu of a campfire. Gang is seated on sofa and in easy chairs, with mugs of hot chocolate, and Scooter has his guitar.)

Scooter: (singing) It's in every one of us...to be wise,
Find...your...heart, open up both your eyes...
We can all...know...everything, without ever knowing why...
It's in every one of us, by and by...

(others join in)

We can all know everything, without ever knowing why,
It's in every one of us,
By and by...by and by...

(Scooter shifts chords)

Beige: (singing) This looks...familiar, vaguely familiar.
Almost...unreal yet, it's too soon...to feel yet.
Close to my soul...and yet so far away...
I'm going to go back there...someday.

Nora: (singing) Sun rises, night falls,
Sometimes, the sky calls...is that a song there,
And do I...belong there?
I've...never been there, but I...know the way,
I'm going to go back there, someday.

Storyteller: (singing) Come and go with me,
It's more fun to share,
We'll both be completely at home in mid-air...
We're flying, not walking, on featherless wings...
We can hold on to love, with invisible strings...

Erin: There's not...a word yet...
For old friends, who've just met,
Part heaven, part space...and have I found my place?
You can't just visit, but I plan to stay...
I'm going to go back there...someday.

(Scooter finishes playing)

[Winslow Leach]

Crazy Harry jumps up and runs out of the room; he re-enters carrying Mr. Turtle.

Mr. Turtle: O death, where is thy sting?

Crazy Harry: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[The Count]

*Nods in silence at Erin's impromptu balladeering.

[The Count]

*Originally posted by Sir Sluggenshire: "Mr. Turtle: O death, where is thy sting?"
UD: *Appearing next to the fellow thespian, Yes?

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: *beams* Thanks, homeboy! *snuggles Mr. Turtle* <3333

Zoot: *sighs and leans against the wall, looking neglected*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn (who has been silently observing things all this time, mind you): *notices Zoot and approaches him* You okay?

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Hm? Oh yeah, I'm all right... *smiles weakly*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *nods* Me too... *manages a small smile*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *sighs* *pulls her into a hug* =)

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *hugs him back* I needed that. I really did.

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: You looked like you did. But you deserved it, anyway. <3

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Yeah. I kind of had a rough day at marching practice. Had one of my meltdowns again... which are not healthy for me. X_X

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Aw, poor Cait. =( Well, I'm here for you, honey. *kisses her on the cheek*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *half-smiles* Weird, I thought you were over me...

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Not completely. I thought you were over me. =/ Because of-- *jerks his head towards the keyboardist who's actually been asleep the whole time*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: ... oh. ... Well, it kind of started as a crush. Then... *sighs* I don't know. Couldn't control myself, probably. =/

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *softly* Do you still like him that way?

Dr. Teeth: *mutters something in his sleep and lies facedown*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: I... I don't know. Maybe. *glances at both musicians and sighs* *quietly* Why do I always like the cute guys who make me laugh? -_-;

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *smiles* Well, I can't argue with your taste.

Chamberlain: Hmmph! *drags in the hose from outside and sprays Dr. Teeth with it to wake him up*

Dr. Teeth: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: ... Chamberlain... -_-; *shoves Chamberlain back into his closet* *gets a towel for the keyboardist* You okay?

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: Yeah, than--

Chamberlain: *pointing the hose out of the closet* *sprays him again*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *gets sprayed as well* ... I hate running gags so much right now...

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: ...Hare Krishna?

Dr. Teeth: Myth?

Ailie: WO-MAN! O_O

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *poking head in* What color are their hands now?

Caitlyn: ... as in Chamberlain's running gag of somehow getting me wet with the watering hose. -_-;

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: I've got the paper towels.

Ailie: *taking Dr. Teeth's hat* Exterior; desert night--

Chamberlain: You are all weirdos!

Ailie and Dr. Teeth: And proud of it too!

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *steals Zoot's hat * And it is written: "A zebra and a geranium should never use the same toothbrush"! XP

Lips: STOP THE PRESSES!

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *snickers*

Chamberlain: I am mucho sexy, ho'kay.

Ailie: O_o Ewww...

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn & Lips: O_o *back away from Chamberlain... slowly*

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: *steals Chamberlain's hose and sprays him with it* =P

Chamberlain: *screeches* Oh, so that's how you want to play! *throws a brick at him*

Dr. Teeth: X_X *falls unconscious*

Ailie: Hey! ;_; You're just jealous of his cuteness, Chamberloser.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *about to comment* *thinks of something* ... *shrugs* *steps on Chamberlain's foot* ... *realizes something* O_O *rushes to Dr. Teeth's side*

Lips: *gives Zoot a look that says "Should we intervere?"*

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: ACK! *hops around on one foot*

Ailie: *trips him* =P

Zoot: *shrugs* *leans against the wall and falls asleep*

Dr. Teeth: *semi conscious* Here kitteh, kitteh... X_X

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *nods* *stares at the ceiling*

Caitlyn: ... Merow? =P

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: KIT-TY! *tackles Dr. Teeth as he's trying to sit up* <333333

Dr. Teeth: X_X

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *sighs* *pulls Ailie away from Dr. Teeth*

Caitlyn: ... *quickly kisses the good doctor on the lips, then sits back up and looks in another direction*

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: Wha--? *tries to bite Lips*

Dr. Teeth: O_O *immediately sits up* Huzzah! I'm cured! *still a bit out of it* And--and I'm a real boy! ;_;

Chamberlain: *snorts*

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: -_-; Down, girl.

Caitlyn: *nods* *yawns and lies down on the floor next to Dr. Teeth* *closes her eyes*

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *growls* DOWN! *crawls away from Lips and over the other side of the good doctor* <333333 *purrs*

Dr. Teeth: *grins* Well, well--ladies--

Zoot: *waking up* Hmmph! >_>

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *not opening her eyes* Hmm? <333

Lips: *walks over to Zoot* Let's go. *motions to the door*

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: *observing the wild blonde on one side of Dr. Teeth and the sweet brunette on the other* No fair. =/

Ailie: <3333333

Dr. Teeth: *snuggling them both* ^_^

Zoot: *sticks his nose up and follows Lips*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *smiles* *falls asleep*

Lips: *leads Zoot back to his room and immediately sits down at the window seat, looking out the window at nothing in particular* *not looking at Zoot* Feel free to fall asleep.

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: *kisses them both on the cheek*

Ailie: *giggles and drifts off to sleep as well* <33

Zoot: *crosses his arms* I'm not that tired anymore. =/

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *still not looking at him* Well, I am. So... meh. -_-

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *looks like he's going to tear up for a moment* Never mind. I lied. *takes off his hat and finds a place on the floor to sleep on* *whispering under his breath* No fair...

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *still not looking* Feel free to sleep on the bed, Zoot. I don't sleep there that often.

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: I'm fine, man. Really. *his voice cracks a little* Thanks. *yawns softly and then lies facedown*

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: ... *finaly turns to look at his friend* Zoot ... *sighs and shakes his head* Good night, Zoot.

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *muffled, sniffing a little* 'Night, Lips.

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: ... *moves over to his bed* Hey. ... We'll talk about it in the morning, all right?

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Oh-okay...you're a r-real friend, Lips. *rolls onto his side to give the trumpet player a tiny, quivering smile* Good night. *lies facedown again and falls asleep*

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: ... Good night. *lies down on his bed and drifts off to sleep*

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *poking Chamberlame with a stick* Nya!

Chamberlain: Ow! What as that for?

Ailie: *shrugs*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *printing something out and putting shoes on* Ready to drive me to band practice, Lips?

Lips: *holding keys* *nods*

Caitlyn: *nods* Good.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *while still poking Chamberlame* Wo-man? *goes to see what Cait and Lips are doing*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn & Lips: *leave for band practice*

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: HEY! *chases after them* AILIE COME! ;_;

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *brings her baritone into her room*

Lips: Gonna be practicing that?

Caitlyn: Right now? But I just got through with practice!

Lips: But you will practice over the weekend.

Caitlyn: Right. *sits down at her computer desk*

Lips: *nods* *knocks on Dorm 17's door* Hey, Zoot, you there?

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *growling at Lips from the other side of the door*

Chamberlain: Get down! *sneers at the trumpet player* He's in his room.

Zoot: *lying on his bed and staring up at the ceiling while the radio is playing a melancholy number*

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: I told him that I'd talk to him about something earlier. ... *concerned* Is this a bad time to talk to him?

Caitlyn: *in her room* Bernie died! ? Aw, man! All the people that I might get a chance to meet/really like die before I get to meet them! ;_;

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: Go ahead. He hasn't been doing anything all day. Besides moping. =P

Zoot: *sighs and rolls onto his stomach*

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *nods* *silently enters Zoot's room* Hey. It's time to talk.

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *sits up, rubbing under his sunglasses hastily* ...I guess. About what, though?

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: You sounded like you were about to cry last night. Tell me what's bothering you, Zoot. I'm here for you, man.

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Nothing's bothering me. =/ I just--I didn't feel good last night. My head hurt.

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: ... Oh. ... Sorry if I was snapping at you. I didn't know what I was thinking.

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: You weren't snapping at me. =/ It's okay.

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: ... Oh. *notices the radio and what kind of music is playing on it* *moves to trun it off* Are you sure you're okay, man?

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: I'm fine. Honest. *lies facedown and his shoulders start trembling lightly*

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: ... *turns the radio off, then goes to sit beside his friend* Zoot, I think it's morethan a headache that's bothering you right now. Whatever it is, you know you can tell me about it. I'm your best friend...

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *his voice cracks a little* It's all right, Lips. Really. *sniffs*

[theprawncracker]

Gonzo: *crashes through the wall into the room where Zoot and Lips are* WOW! Well Camilla, I guess we can jot the loaded slingshot made entirely of rubberbands and mattress springs an overwhelming success! *eyes widen* Ha ha! *looks around* *spies Zoot and Lips* Oh. Oops, sorry. Was I interrupting something? ...if not, you've just gotta try this slingshot I worked up! Ha ha!

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *screeches from Gonzo crashing in and hides under his bed*

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: It's all right, Gonzo. Maybe I can talk to the Muppaphones about it later. ... speaking of which, you did get your Muppaphone, didn't you?

[The Count]

*Slight sigh... *Sits down to do some research at Encyclopedia Mythica to see if inspiration hits to find the newest fiend to add to the castle's count.

[theprawncracker]

Gonzo: *stares at Zoot* Huh. That's a new response. *shrugs* *turns to Lips* Oh, hi! You're still here?

~~~

Ryan: *climbing through the vents* *comes out of the vent in Ed's room* Psst! Hey bud! ...No, it's not Lefty! It's me, Prawn! *shifty eyes* Erm... don't sigh too much... you know you... erm... *ahem* *whispers* Sorta missed the latest chapter of WAD! *ahem* Just thought you needed to know that.

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: O_o *pokes his head out, looking apprehensive*

[theprawncracker]

Gonzo: *pats Zoot's head* Don't worry, I don't bite--no teeth! *opens mouth wide to demonstrate lack of dental... dentures* And yes, Lips, I did get my Muppaphone! I call him Gonzo! It was the best name I could come up with.

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *sniffs his hand and crawls back under the bed timidly*

Ailie: O_O *runs into Zoot's room* GON-ZO! <33333 *tackles*

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *smiles* Nice. We all seem to have one: me, Caitlyn, Zoot, Dr. Teeth, you, pretty much all of the Dorms has a Muppaphone in their own likeness.

[theprawncracker]

Gonzo: *tackled by Ailie* Oomph! Good to see you too! Ha ha! ERm... but I am in a serious relationship with Camilla... she's a chicken you see.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: But--but--I thought what we had was special! ;_;

Zoot: *poking his head out again* Er, what did you have?

Ailie: *shrugs* I dunno...it's not fair. I wanna be as hot as Camilla. >_>

[theprawncracker]

Gonzo: *pats Ailie's back* If only every girl could be as incredibly gorgeous as Camilla... Then I'd be in heaven! Ha ha!
Camilla: Bragawk! Bawk bawk!
Gonzo: Mm... no, I don't think you should be offended by that.
Camilla: ...Brawk.

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: O_o

Caitlyn: *enters the room, smiling* Oh, hi, Gonzo! Nice of you to drop in!

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *cries* I don't meet Gonzo's standards!

Chamberlain: She is a babe. *smacks Camilla's tail feathers and cackles* *skulks away*

[theprawncracker]

Gonzo: ...*eyes stretch open* GAH! ! ! *tackles Chamerlain and starts to pound on him*
Camilla: *swoons* *goes to comfort Ailie with a heavy smirk on her face*

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: *screeches* Get off me, psycho! I can't help it if she's irresistible!

Ailie: Leave me alone...Miss HotBod Beautifulhead! *howls* ;_:

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn:*watches the fight* *sighs* If only Newsie was here... then we could give the play-by-play commentary.

Lips: *sits on the floor by the bed*

[theprawncracker]

Gonzo: *continues to wail upon Chamberlain* She's my irresistible piece of feathered tail! Stay a-waaaaay! ! !
Camilla: *blush* *nuzzles Ailie* *snickers*

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: We'll see about that! *tries to snap off his nose*

Ailie: *thoughtful* ;_; At least you're taking pity on us unglamorous chicks. For that I shall respect yoush. *weeps*

[theprawncracker]

Gonzo: *twists around* Oh thanks! I needed that! It's been stiff for months.
Camilla: *nods* Brawk bawk, byuck baw.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: O_O ... Zoot, Lips, wherever you guys are, please don't get into this type of fight.

Lips: Let's hope their Muppaphones don't meet.

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: *backs away, rather creeped out*

Ailie: *sighs* You're a lucky woman. =P

Zoot: *from under the bed* I miss my pillow. ;_;

[theprawncracker]

Clifford: *shimmies in and sidles next to Cait* No worries babe, the Muppaphones are all safe in the closet. Heh heh. So... *scoots closer* How you doin'?
Gonzo: Yeah! Don't mess with the weirdo! Ha ha!
Camilla: *nods seriously* Brawk bawk!

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: *throws a brick at him and scowls* MMMmmmmm... >_>

Ailie: Yesh, but still, Dr. Teeth is hotter-- *crawls under the bed next to Zoot* Nya?

Zoot: Pillowy Bird?

[theprawncracker]

Gozno: *gasp!* *picks up brick* Is this Amy? They dancing brick?
Camilla: *nod--* BRAWK? ! *grumbles*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: ... ah... I've been fine, thank you very much.

Lips: And here I am, reminded about another project that I missed... *sighs*

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *poking her head out* He is! Be jealous! =P

Zoot: It's true...I mean...um...blah...

Chamberlain: *sneers and then picks up Camilla* <333333

[theprawncracker]

Clifford: *nods* Good to hear, good to hear... *lowers glasses at Lips* Who're you?
Gonzo: *screams!* *lunges at Chamberlain and bites his arm*
Camilla: Brawk baaaawk!
Gonzo: I don't care if I don't have teeth! This is serious!

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: This is--

Lips: I'm the trumpet player from Disney World. Remember EPCOT at the Mexico pavillion?

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: MWAHAHAHAHA! THE SEXY CHICKEN IS MINE! *strokes her*

Zoot: *to Ailie* Aren't you going to stop Chamberlain?

Ailie: Eventually. I'm too busy fangirling right now. *pulling out a picture of Dr. Teeth and drools all over it* MIIIIIINEEEE... <333333

[theprawncracker]

Clifford: *scratches head* Oh yeah. Where'd you go after that?
Gonzo: *kicks Chamberlain* That's it! DESTRUCTIVE MAUEVER 81A! ! ! *runs out through the hole he came in* *comes back in with a cannon* Prepare to relinquish the fowl! ! !
Camilla: *wide eyes* BRAWK! ! !

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: *snuggling against Camilla* Yes, I know--we birdlike creatures are so misunderstood...

Ailie: Clifford and Caitlyn....sittin' in a tree...K--I--S--uh, Y...6... =P

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: Well, after I got out of Disney World, I was in the Christmas Carol movie. Then Steve became more focused with Kermit and them.

Caitlyn: Were you seriously trapped at Disney World?

Lips: I spent the night inside the building, if that's what you mean.

Caitlyn: *nods* *looks under the bed at Ailie* ... *goes back to her place on the bed*

[theprawncracker]

Clifford: Who's Steve?
Gonzo: *climbs inside cannon* LIGHT ME!
Link: Do I have to?
Gonzo: YES! It's for love!
Link: *shrugs* *lights cannon*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *pokes his head out to smile at Link* ^_^

Ailie: It's so romantic. *sniffs*

Chamberlain: YOU'LL NEVAH TAKE ME ALIVE! ! !

[theprawncracker]

Gonzo: DEAD IT IS THEN! *launches out of the cannon, hitting Chamberlain in the gut, sending him flying through the next wall*
Camilla: *falls out of Chamberlain's grasp* *bounces on the floor* Brawk. *dusts self off* Hmph! *struts off, perturbed*
Clifford: *looks around* Better call the contracters...

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *singsongs* Oh, Liiiiink--

Ailie: *pulls Zoot back under the bed to hide from the explosion*

Chamberlain: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[theprawncracker]

Link: *looks around* I think I just heard a sweet-voiced woman calling my name.
Clifford: Pull the cotton outta your ears, dude.
Camilla: *inspects wreckage* *wonders if either of them died*

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: ...medic...

Zoot: *crawls out from under the bed and jumps into Link's arms* ^_^

Ailie: ... *remains hiding*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *claps* Bravo, Gonzo, bravo! *throws a bunch of roses in the weirdo's direction*

Lips: ... *truns his head away from the hole in the wall* I don't understand anything anymore...

[theprawncracker]

Link: *looks down at Zoot* You're... not a sweet-voiced woman.
Gonzo: *hobbles out from wall wreckage* I'm... okay! *catches rose in mouth and dips to grab Camilla* *waggles eyelids* Ariba!
Camilla: *nearly faints*
Clifford: *scoots closer to Cait* Mm... that's sweet. That's a really great moment.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Mm-hm. They look so cute and happy together.

Lips: *looks under the bed* How long are you gonna be under there, Ailie?

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *giggles* Close enough... *snuggles him*

Ailie: O_o Nya...?

Chamberlain: *unconscious*

[theprawncracker]

Clifford: Who? Link and Zoot? Heh heh heh!
Link: *squirms uncomfortably* Excuse me... but I... well... do you have any chocolate? I love chocolate...

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *through laughter* Gonzo and Camilla!

Lips: *to Link* I think there's some chocolate back in the room.

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *clinging to Link* Hmmph. Be jealous, Clifford! >_>

Ailie: Zoot, get off the pig. =P

Zoot: NEVER! He's so squishy and adorable! *clings tighter*

[theprawncracker]

Link: ...squishy? *tosses Zoot off* I am a built pig! *flexes* *exhales loudly*
Clifford: *shakes head* This is just getting weird.
Gonzo: No... it's always been weird.

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *shrugs* Weird is normal around here.

Caitlyn: Amen to that, my good friend. Amen to that.

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *tearfully* I'm sorry...that's what I meant! I've never seen a more ripped pig in my life! Don't leave me! </3 *clinging to his leg*

Ailie: *trying to pull him off, rolling her eyes*

[theprawncracker]

Link: *tries to shake Zoot off* Please! My body is needed elsewhere, I'm sure! *runs off*
Gonzo: *shakes head*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: No--no--LINK! Come back to meeeee! *stumbles onto the floor and starts wailing* ;_; Liiiiiink... *falls asleep five seconds later* Zzzzzzz...

Ailie: *facepalm* XP

[theprawncracker]

Gonzo: *looks at Zoot* Well... I think Zoot has a good idea. Night gang! Good luck with the walls! Ha ha! *runs off with Camilla*
Clifford: *shakes head* Night gang! See ya! *smiles at Cait* Night!
Sam: *pokes his head in* *groans* Disgraceful!
Ryan: *peeks in as well* Huh. Looks like I missed a lot. *yawns* Night!

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: ... is that our dorm, or the other one?

Caitlyn: *shrugs* I dunno. *turns to Clifford* Good night. *to the others* Good night!

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: XD Night guys!

Zoot: ZZZZzzzzzzzz...seamonkey stole my money...yes, I'm a natural blue...

Chamberlain: CAMILLA WILL BE MINE!

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *hits Chamberlain in the back of the head with a peice of wood* Nighty night!

Lips: Good night! *goes to his room*

Caitlyn: *picks up Zoot and carries him back to Lips' room* *lays Zoot down on the floor, then gets a pillow for his head* *to Lips* Have a fun sleepover. *goes back to her room*

Lips: ... *yawns* 'Night, Zoot.

Caitlyn: *lying on her bed, looking at the ceiling and smiling*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: ...are you gonna eat that? *suddenly wakes up* O_O Huh? *looks around* Meh, I dropped my sandwich... ;_;

Chamberlain:*falls unconscious* X_X

Ailie: *follows the others to Cait's dorm*

Dr. Teeth: *crashes in through the window* O_o

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: I'm sure you did, Zoot.

Caitlyn: *comes in* There's a hole in my room, and now a broken window. -_-; I hope the contracters come here soon... as in tomorrow soon. As in the later hours of the tomorrow day soon. As in--

Marvin: *pokes his head out of his room* Shut up!

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *pouts*

Ailie: *curls up in an random chair*

Dr. Teeth: Shut up, yaself, Marvin. =P *chucks an apple at him*

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: Just sleep on it, Zoot. We'll be able to talk more in the morning.

Marvin: *is hiton the head with the apple* X_X

Caitlyn: *yawns* It's getting late...

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *whines* I want my sandwich...

Ailie: WO-MAN!

Dr. Teeth: *about to bite into Marvin's neck* Yer righ' Cait. *a vial filled with blood falls out of his sleeve* Uh... *picks it up quickly* O_o

[AnimatedC9000]

"Lips" (the Muppaphone): *brings Zoot a sandwhich*

Caitlyn: *nods* Yes. Sleepy. ... *lies down on the floor* *yawns*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Bologna? But I wanted peanut butter and fluff--

Ailie: *gets up and hits Zoot with a pillow*

Zoot: Hey! *hits her back with his*

Ailie: Nya! *hits more*

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *watches them*

Caitlyn: *sits up* Ah, sleepovers. What do you think, Dr. Teeth?

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *tackling Zoot with the pillow*

Zoot: *squeals, trying to shield himself* X_X

Dr. Teeth: *taking a swig of the blood when nobody's looking* O_O *coughs when Cait asks him* Er...hm... *mumbles something under his breath*

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *decides to step in* *gets tackled by Ailie instead*

Caitlyn: ... yes. What else? ... *tries to think of something*

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *whacking Lips with the pillow* NYA!

Dr. Teeth: *shrugs and stares at her neck* O_o

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *is being hit* Zoot, hide!

Caitlyn: *kind of tired* I could probably do a pretty good impression of him if I tried...