Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: Down, Ailie!

Caitlyn: Any ideas? All I can think of are music stores.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: DOWN!

Zoot: At this hour? Nah, he's probably hanging around somewhere...come on. *leads her back inside*

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: Back!

Caitlyn: Probably. *walks with him inside* I just hope that Lips doesn't get himself killed.

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *shrugs* Lips, try to get her to come inside.

Ailie: BACK!

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *nods* *attaches a leash and a collar onto her* Come!

Caitlyn: Did you have a puppy as a kid, because you're really good at this!

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *biting at her leash* =S

Zoot: *taking the others back into Dorm 17*

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *follows them, leading Aile into her room* Stay. ... go to sleep.

Caitlyn: *about to collapse onto the couch*

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: NO SLEEP!

Zoot: *calling* Dr. Teeth? Where are you, man?

Dr. Teeth: *sleeping with his head on his keyboard* Zzzzzz...seamonkey stole mah moneh...

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: Sleep is good for you.

Caitlyn: *ended up collapsing on the floor next to the keyboard* *eyes closed* *sleepily* Yes, I'm a natural blue... *drifting off to sleep*

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: ...are ya gonna eat that?

Ailie: NO SLEEEEP!

Dr. Teeth: *wakes up* Huh-wha--?

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *sits up* *looks around* Where am I?

Lips: Yes, sleep! *tries to get her in her bed*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *facepalm*

Dr. Teeth: *sighs* I've got her, Lips. Ailieh? *picks up a rubber steak and squeaks it* C'mere, Ailieh. Here, girl... ^_^ Who's a good girl?

Ailie: O_O *obeys and licks him* <33 *takes the squeaky toy*

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: Thanks, Dr. Teeth.

Caitlyn: *rubs eyes* Morning already? *looks around* ... it's still dark outside. I wanna sleep...

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: Don' mention it, man. *stroking Ailie's hair* Go to bed, baby. <33

Ailie: ^_^ *snuggles against him and falls asleep*

Zoot: Sleep here, Cait. *makes room for her on the couch* Next to me. =)

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: ... *sighs* *makes himself comfortable in a recliner*

Caitlyn: *sits, then lies down on the couch* Thank you for your hospitality, Zoot.

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Mhm. *cuddles her and falls asleep* <3333

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: ... *sighs and drifts off to sleep*

Lips: *stays awake for a little while longer, keeping an eye on the two one the couch* *eventually, his eyelids get heavy and he falls asleep*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *on her bed* *is trying very hard to read the stuff for her summer reading* *sighs* *switches between book and computer constantly*

Lips: *practicing a trumpet solo in the living room*

Marvin: *still passed out*

Caitlyn: *pokes her head out of her room* Is he dead?

Lips: *stops* *shakes his head "no"*

Caitlyn: *nods* *goes back to what she was doing*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *playing tug of war with Ailie who keeps trying to steal his hat* X_X *sighs*

Ailie: *growling and chewing on the brim*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *looks at the three books she has to read* I like reading for fun, not torture... *looks at calender* ... *changes calender to the month of August*

Lips: *looking through some sheet music*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: What books d'you have to read, Cait?

Ailie: *drops Zoot's hat and cocks her head at Lips's sheet music* *starts gnawing on it*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *hands the books to Zoot as she says the titles* "Fahrenheit 451" by Ray Bradbury. "Summer of My German Soldier" by Betty Greene. "The Coffin Quilt" by Ann Rinaldi. All for the Pre-AP --or is it AP?-- reading class that I'm in.

Lips: *quickly gathers what Ailie hasn't touched* Give it back, Ailie.

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Man, that's a drag they didn't assign you something more interesting. *opens up one of the books and all that's written in it are endless sentences of the word blah* *falls asleep*

Ailie: Bun-ny rab-bit. =P

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *giggles a little bit* Yeah, school is evil sometimes. ... but it's extra-hard for me, since I'm taking most of the advanced classes.

Lips: I know, bunny rabbit. I went to the pet store this morning and got you one. *gives her a real bunny rabbit*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *wakes up* Whoa. O_O What else are you taking.

Ailie: *squees* BUN-NY! *huggles it*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: I forgot. I'm in the Gifted/Talented class. And I get pretty good grades. Not bad for someone who's gonna be a freshman when school starts back up. *sighs* Won't be long now...

Bunny: *is huggled* ^_^

Lips: *smiles* I'm glad you like the gift. Do you wanna give the bunny a name?

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Not bad at all. =) You're a really bright girl, Cait.

Ailie: BUN-NEHHH...

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: I know. The only thing I'm not that good at is athletics. In fact, I was in two years of pre-school because I didn't know how to skip or do the things that the other kids could do physically. That was before people knew about Asperger's Syndrome. And what's even more amazing is that I learned how to walk before I even crawled when I was very young.

Lips: *nods* Okay. Bunny, then.

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Hey, sports aren't as important as an education. It's all right. That's incredible!

Ailie: WO-MAN!

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Yeah, I'm that smart. =P tell me, Zoot, what career do you see me in after I graduate?

Lips: *thinks "It's a female rabbit?"* What about it?

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Maybe a musician...or a writer. Or both. What do you want to do?

Ailie: O_O Wo-man.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: I just want to be in the entertainment business. Musician, writer, actress, singer... You'd think that because I'm so smart, I'd want to be a doctor.

Lips: ... care to elaborate?

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Nah, you've got too great of an imagination to be just a boring doctor. Have you ever been in any plays?

Ailie: *starts chewing on Lips's sheet music again*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Yes. I've been in school plays before. I was recently an extra in "Grerase"-- the people that I talked to afterwards said that I looked authentic. Before I moved to Texas, I had a part in "The Music Man". It was kind of an extra part, but the character that I played did get a name: Sarah Squires.

Lips: Of course. *notices the sheet music she's chewing on* Spit that out right now!

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Cool! What do you like doing better, tragedy or comedy?

Ailie: *growls at him*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Musical. I haven't had a big enough part in the plays that I was in.

Lips: O_O ... or you could just ignore me and continue doing what you're doing... destroying what's left of that song...

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: I'm sure you will. I've heard you sing and you're really great. <3 *to Ailie* Hey, Ailie, will ya mellow out or I'll send ya back in your cage to Psychoville. *pauses* O_o Why am I talking like Floyd?

Ailie: PSY-CHO! PSY-CHO!

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Well, like, is it the same reason that I'm like, you know, talking like Janice now? O_o ... *laughs*

Lips: *chuckles to himself and shakes his head* *thinks "Floyd, Janice, Animal... don't know who I am, don't know where Dr. Teeth is..."*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: XD Come on, baby. Let's go anklin'

Ailie: O_O *nudges Lips* ZOOT!

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *between giggles* Fer sure.

Lips: O_o *thinks "Well, that's one way of saying it..."*

[Winslow Leach]

Newsie, on his bed, is reading a book. Lefty pops up on the side of bed.

Lefty: 'Ey Nerdlinger, I have--

Newsie: No.

Lefty: I say, I have an idear that's--

Newsie: No.

Lefty: It's guaranteed ta hoit Tommy!

Newsie: No.

Lefty: At least 'ear me out--

Newsie: No.

Lefty: Have youse seen Tommy lately?

Newsie: No.

Lefty: Aaaah! Is dat all youse know how ta say?

Newsie: No.

Lefty: Say sometin' ELSE den!

Newsie: Blow.

Crazy Harry leaps off his cot, and hands Lefty a giant lollipop.

Lefty: Ooh! A wowwy-pop!

Lefty takes one lick of lollipop...and explodes.

Newsie: Thank you, Harry. I don't like disturbance when I read. Now be a good boy and fetch me a soda pop from the fridge...

Crazy Harry: No!

Newsie: I--ah, nevermind...

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Cosmic, man...

Ailie: *in a low voice* Lips be's Zoot. O_O

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Rully.

Lips: *nods* *whispers* I know that. I just didn't reply at first. O_O

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Groovy.

Ailie: ZOOT! ZOOT!

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: So, like, what do you want to do, honey?

Lips: Okay, Animal! What is it?

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Anything my groovy mama wants to.

Ailie: JAM!

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Oh, rully... *puts her head on his shoulder* <3

Lips: ... whatever, man. Let's set up. *starts to pick up his trumpet* *realizes something* *puts down his trumpet* *tries to think of how to play the saxaphone* *wonders if Zoot (the real Zoot) has a spare one*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *wraps his arm around her*

Ailie: *drags over Zoot's sax in her mouth while he's not looking*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *kisses him on the cheek*

Lips: ... *picks up the saxaphone and starts to go through some fingerings*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *snuggling against her* <33

Ailie: LI--ZOOT! PLAY!

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *snuggles back* <333

Lips: *puts the reed to his mouth* *plays a low note*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: O_O *glances over his shoulder* LIPS! What are you doing with my sax? !

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *sets the saxapphone down* Hey, it wasn't my fault! *motions to Ailie* Animal over here gave it to me!

Caitlyn: *a little worried* Oh, this is like, totally not groovy...

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: WO-MAN!

Zoot: Bad girl! Sit!

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *walks away from the saxaphone* *stands by and watches*

Caitlyn: Well, like, what'll we do now? Like, we can't rully jam without Dr. Teeth, y'know?

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: *walks in, wearing a floppy hat* All riiiiiiiight.

Ailie: O_o *twitches*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *getting a Jesse Katsopolis vibe* Not you, huh? *takes the hat away from Chamberlain* *puts the hat down* *reverts back to Janice mode* Like, where is Dr. Teeth?

Lips: *shrugs*

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: *gives her a weird look* Mmmmmmm...how should I know?

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: ... Well, does aanyone at least have an idea as to where he might be? Music store? Somewhere in town? Anywhere? Anyone?

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: Probably buying stuff with the wallet he stole from Marvin yesterday.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *laughs* So that's why Marvin didn't wake up!

Lips: *smirks* Well, there was more to it...

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: *tries to wake Marvin up by dumping a bucket of water on his head*

[Muppet Newsgirl]

(Message to Ailie and Caitlyn - wow. I'm amazed at how quickly you guys can fill up several pages on this thread in one day.)

(Message to Ed. Go with the pickles, definitely.)

Beige: (dozing on sofa) Hmm...what's this about pages and pickles?
Erin: Oh, nothing. Go back to sleep.
Scooter: (entering with popcorn) Move over first - "Muppet Gladiators" is on.
Nora: Ooh, wonder if they're still using the catapult and the extreme pie fight.
Storyteller: Might I recommend "Monsterpiece Theater" instead.
Erin: No, tonight's a rerun of "39 Steps."
Beige: (muttering) I'm not sure it was 39 steps - one of those steps was a half-inch shorter, so it's 38 and a half...no, 38.49999...
Nora: Oh, picky, picky. (glances up) Hey, Caitlyn, Lips, what's the deal with the dog act?

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: DOG! DAAAAAWG!

Zoot: *tries to tape her mouth shut* X_X

(Whatever keeps things exciting... XD)

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: It;s a long story.

Caitlyn: *comes back in after a brief swim in the pool* Yeah, kind of long.

Marvin: *is immediately awakened* O_O *sits up* Where am I?

(Reply to Erin: Yesh... We're like this thread's Jim 'n Frank/Richard 'n Jerry/Steve 'n Dave. The other two like this are Ryan and Lisa.)

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: Mmmmm...you're on Mars. Oh yeah, and Dr. Teeth stole your wallet. =P

[AnimatedC9000]

Marvin: WHAT! ? *looks around for the keyboardist*

Caitlyn: *drops the hat back onto Chamberlain's head*

Marvin: *angrily tackles Chamberlain to the ground*

Lips: O_O

Caitlyn: I know, cruel an' unusual, but it had to be done.

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: HEY! *takes off the hat* What do you think you're doing--attacking your president! ? Apologize at once!

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *laughing*

Marvin: I thought you were Dr. Tooth!

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: 1-I'm handsomer and have way more talent. 2-The freak's name is Teeth. And 3-beg for my forgiveness, you fool!

[AnimatedC9000]

Marvin: But you look like an ugly rat thing!

Caitlyn: *passes the popcorn to whoever wants it*

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: *pushes Marvin out of the way and storms back to his closet*

Ailie: *starts biting into Marvin's leg*

[AnimatedC9000]

Marvin: *shoving Ailie off* Get away from me, you FREAK! !

Caitlyn: *stops passing the popcorn to Zoot in mid-pass* *gasps* Oh no, he did not just go there...

Lips: *timing how long it is until Dr. Teeth bursts into the room and strangles Marvin*

[The Count]

*Snatches pizza out of the ovens. Too bad he didn't show up tonight either, especially what with the brief storming outside. Oh well... *Offers one of the hogie pizzas cut in quarters as hors d'eurvs while tuning in to catch a snipet of Muppets of the Caribbean.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *howls* ;_;

Dr. Teeth: *finally appearing, wearing a leather jacket, a bunch of new rings with giant rocks, and walking a Rottweiler* Y'know, Marvin...I'd kill ya...but I just rang up about 60 gazillion dollahs on yer Visa so...yeah... =P Have fun livin' offa welfare fer the next decade.

Ailie: Doggy! *huggles the Rottweiler who licks her on the cheek and then growls at Marvin*

[AnimatedC9000]

Marvin: *suddenly faints. Whether it was the threat, the bill, or both is left to be decided.*

Caitlyn: Took him long enough. *to Dr. Teeth* Did you buy presents for all of us?

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: What? Does I look like Santa--?

Ailie: Well, if--

Dr. Teeth: Hush, child! I was only kiddin'. Cait and Lips, in the parkin' lot, there's two shiny--and Grease-esque--and totally worth blowin' Marvin's money on surprises for ya. ; )

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *gasps* You got us the exact replica of Greased Lightnin'! ? *screams with delight* *hugs the good doctor* Thank you, Santa! I wonder if the car can actually fly...

Lips: Caitlyn, I don't--

Caitlyn: *is already running to the parking lot to see what the present actually is*

Lips: *sighs* *follows*

[The Count]

Huh? A flying car? Only one in town belongs to Doc Brown. That, and there's the Fantasticar, but we won't go there. Fanfic and all you know.
*Kicks back in bed, knowing that this will all be sorted out in four weeks for the anniversary.

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: *calling to them* I got both--the Grease and the rival one with the flames.
Ya guys can decide which one ya want!

Zoot: And what do I get?

2 whatnot muppets: *dragging out a lifelike statue of Daniel Craig as James Bond*

Zoot: *fangirl squeal* *faints*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *eyes light up* *she is a happy, happy girl* *she just doesn't know how to put it in words* *so...* *screams loud and long*

Lips: *jaw drop*

Caitlyn: Somebody... *faints*

Lips: *catches her and holds her up*

[WhiteRabbit]

Huh? A flying car? Only one in town belongs to Doc Brown. That, and there's the Fantasticar, but we won't go there. Fanfic and all you know.
*Kicks back in bed, knowing that this will all be sorted out in four weeks for the anniversary.

Dr. Teeth: *shoves Christina Ricci, Helena Bonham Carter, Marliyn Manson's ex wife, and Elvira (in her younger years) into Ed's room*

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *looks at the cars* ... Wow. Just... wow.

Caitlyn: *comes back to it* do we get to keep both of them, or did he say that we had to choose one?

Lips: I don't know exactly what he said...

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: Both!

Zoot: *drooling over the statue*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *fangirl screams again*

Lips: *looks over both cars* I'm guessing that the Scorpions; one was the one before the race... and the Greased Lightnin' one is from the ending/musical number.

Caitlyn: *sitting in the driver's seat of the latter* Beep beep! ^_^

[Winslow Leach]

Hearing the commotion, Lefty, Newsie and Crazy Harry, carrying a stick of dynamite in one hand and Mr. Turtle in the other, enter Ailie's room.

Lefty: Is dis Christmas or sometin'?

Newsie: It appears so!

Lefty: Ooh! Whatja get me, whatja get me! Gimme gimme gimme!

Mr. Turtle: My word. Has this poor deluded fellow ever heard of subtlety?

Lefty: I want, I want, I want! I need, I need, I need! Gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme!

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: Er...yeah. I mean, of course I got presents fer ya guys. *taking out Marvin's wallet* Here, Newsie gets Marvin's debit card, Lefty gets his Mastah--and Harry gets his American Express. And fer Mr. Turtle-- *drags over a book full of Shakespeare's works and a statue of a female turtle* Here's yer girlfriend. =P

Ailie: And what do I get? O_O

Dr. Teeth: A heart full of love--and a time machine, The Who (with the original membahs), Gwen Stefani, a mansion, world domination, Tupac reincarnated--

Ailie: Awww...thank youses. <33

[Winslow Leach]

Lefty: All right! Mastercard, heh heh! Wait...dis guy is rich, right? I mean, he gets da green by boppin' dose furry marshmallows on da head, so...I mean, I appreciate da gift, but I hope dis card ain't woithless!

Crazy Harry: O_O American Express? But my supplier don't take American Express! (to Lefty) Trade ya...

Lefty: Bug off, weirdo!

Newsie: I could buy a bunch of new snazzy checkered sports coats with this plastic! Thank you, Dr. Teeth!

Mr. Turtle: While I have committed to memory every word the Bard has ever written, I appreciate the gift nonetheless...and as for this "girlfriend"...um...well, it's the thought that counts, what? Jolly good!

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *bouncing up in down, still in GL's driver seat* Hey Lips, do you think we could all go out for a drive in this car sometime?

Lips: ... a drive?

Caitlyn: *nods* I like this car. It's all classy.

Lips: ... not that keen on flames?

Caitlyn: Did you know that Danny was supposed to die at Thunder Road in the original script for the movie?

Lips: *nods*

Caitlyn: And we could all drive through town, looking like the different people from the movie! I can be Jan, Ailie can be... one of the girls, Dr. Teeth can be... one of the T-Birds, you can be... one of the T-Birds, Zoot can be... somebody in the movie, somebody else could be... I don't know?

Lips: *shakes his head*

[The Count]

... Heard of it? Mr. Turtle, he doesn't even know how to spell the word much less what it means.

*Is in ghoulish extasy. Young Elvyra, Corpse Bride Helena, Witchy Oman Fairuza, Creepy Classic Christina and now Sleepy Hollow Christina. Dunno who this ex-Mrs. Mansen is though.
But just for this... *As a show of deep thanks to Dr. Teeth...

*Leaves keys to the vehicle of their choosing should the couple feel adventurous.
(Sorry I couldn't think of a specific cartoon/movie vehicle for you, call it what you will and yes, it can change to flight mode if you wish).

*Shares the ghouls added to the collection with his fiends, Count and Deadly cozying up with the weirdly sisters as we fall asleep contentedly.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *attacking her husband with huggles* Thankies so much, darling! <333

Dr. Teeth: Yer welcome, sweet thang. <333

Zoot: *clinging to Daniel Craig* Yes, my eyes are lovely...oh, go on! <33333

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *hugging Greased Lightnin'* Fly me to the Moon and back... <33333

Lips: *even though there was another car, he didn't hug it. Lips felt left out. So, what did he do? ... he just stood there and watched all this. Pathetic, huh?* *sighs*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Oh, Daniel... <33 *sighs and clings onto the statue* I wish you were real... ;_;

Ailie: *snuggling the Rottweiler* I'mma call you...Rocky. <3

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *still hugging the car* GL... I wish that I had a driver's liscence so that I could legally drive you. And, I wish you could fly. *sighs*

Lips: *leaves the car where it is* *goes back inside the building*

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: *poking his head out to tell Cait* It can...push that red button undah the keyhole.

Zoot: *watching Lips walk by* LOOK! DANIEL CRAIG IS ALL MINE, LIPS! BE JEALOUS!

[Winslow Leach]

Mr. Turtle: Excuse me...er...Lips, is it? I think you're being rather ungrateful to Dr. Teeth. I mean, after all, he did think of you. Don't be an ingrate like my other roommates, my dear fellow. Take the gift, and drive it to your "gigs," or whatever the deuce you musicians call your work.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: O_O ... wow. ... I'll try it out tomorrow.

Lips: *ignores him and keeps right on walking* *to Mr. Turtle* I just feel like I don't deserve it, that's all. I haven't actually done anything to deserve it.

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: *picking up Mr. Turtle and snuggling him tightly* <33 Aw, Leonardo, yer girlfriend and ya are so cute togethah!

Ailie: *giggles as the Rottweiler gives her a sloppy lick on the face* *Afterwards, it starts growling at Lips*

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *shrinks back at the Rottweiler* Not you, too...

Caitlyn: *moving the car over to where Zoot is at* Hey, Zoot?

[Winslow Leach]

Mr. Turtle: I'm sure you did something to deserve it. True, you weren't an original member of that abysmal band that Ailie's husband is the leader of, but look at this gift as a token of appreciation for coming in in a later inning, so to speak. He wouldn't have just carelessly spent that Suggs fellow's money on you if he didn't care...or maybe he would, I really don't know. But go on. Take the jalopy, and cruise, as the kids say!

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: Maybe tomorrow, William. I don't feel like it right now. *sits down and sighs*

[Winslow Leach]

Mr. Turtle crawls to Lips, and looks at him. Pity? Remorse? He opens his mouth and clamps down hard on Lips's finger.

Mr. Turtle: BE HAPPY! You have a new set of wheels! You don't want that Dr. Teeth fellow to get mad, do you? Because when he gets mad...things happen...bad things...

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *shakes Mr. turtle off* *nods* True. But I've never been around that much for an outburst of his... And I still have the keys to the Scorpions' car. Cait's got the ones for Greased Lightnin'.

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: *pulling Mr. Turtle back into his arms* His name ain't William! It's Donatello! No wait, Leonardo! That's it--no maybe, Raphael...or Bob. XP

Zoot: Or Michaelangelo.

Dr. Teeth: That too.

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: ... Dr. Teeth?

Caitlyn: *pulls Zoot away from the others* Hi. =)

[Winslow Leach]

Mr. Turtle: Actually, my real name is--

Suddenly, Newsie comes tearing into the scene, shouting, and waving his arms for no apparent reason.

Newsie: YAAAAARRRRGGGHHHHHH! A bee bit my bottom! Now my bottom's big! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Newsie runs off, into the night.

Mr. Turtle: --and that is my real name. No more of this "Donatello" nonsense. Humph!

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: ... good grief, it's gonna be a running gag. -_-;

Caitlyn: *watches Newsie run off* O_O

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *not noticing Cait and still gazing at the statue* Danny? ! You talk? ! O_O SQUEE!

Dr. Teeth: ...O_o *shrugs and cuddlestrangles Mr. Turtle*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: ... ... ... ... Forget it. I see that you two want to be left alone. *walks back to Greased Lightnin'*

Lips: ... I like the car...

[Winslow Leach]

Lefty creeps behind the Daniel Craig statue and affects a horrible "British" accent...

Lefty: 'Ello, tea and crumpets, crikey! I am Daniel Craig...riiiiiiiiiight! I betcha yer name is Zoot. Am I correct? I know yer my biggest fan, an' I'm gonna get youse two free tickets ta see my new Bond film dat's comin' out soon. Ah, it's so tough being a secret agent dese days...I gotta fight da womens off wit a stick! But, uh...I'm glad youse like me an' my movies an' stuff...look fer dose tickets in da mail...riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight! Now I hafta go...I hafta finish a...a...erm...crossword puzzle. What's a tree-letter woid fer "happy"? "Joy"? Yeah, I tink it's joy or sometin' like dat...well...pip pip...cheerios...g'day, mate!

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Hubba--hubba--wha--? O_O OMG! *gives a hair raising shriek and then faints* <333

Dr. Teeth: *stroking Mr. Turtle roughly* Aw, Lefteh, that wasn't ni--eh, who cares...? =P

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: ... like I said, you care more about your precious Daniel than me. *starts Greased Lightnin' (ignition: on)*

Lips: ...*shrugs it off*

[Winslow Leach]

Mr. Turtle: Ugh! Ruffian! Vulgarian! Imbecile! If you don't stop it, I shall forgo my gentlemanly demeanor, and clamp myself onto your nose!

(beat)

You asked for it, my dear fellow!

Mr. Turtle leaps up, and latches onto Dr. Teeth's nose. He hangs on...literally by a nose, bahahahahaha! Yeah, I probably used that one before, but hey, it was kinda...sorta...almost...erm...semi-funny? I dunno...

[AnimatedC9000]

(Lips: *rubs nose* I'm still sore from that one time...)

Caitlyn: *revs the engine up*

Lips: *trying to get Mr. Turtle off of Dr. Teeth*

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: OWWW! *yanks Mr. Turtle off and throws him on the ground* Ailie--don't pull Rocky's tail! It's not nice to tease animals. =P *drags Zoot back to Dorm 17 by his feet*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *drives away*

Lips: *looks back at Caitlyn... leaving* Oh, my gawd! O_O *runs back to the others* Guys!

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: What, Lemonhead? =P

Zoot: *wakes up* Good one, Ailie! *snickers*

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *under his breath* Forcryin'outloud-- *normal voice* I'm serious! Caitlyn's driving away!

Caitlyn: *driving away* *to self* Stupid James Bond...

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: She's driving! ? O_O COOL! *rushing to the window* CAIT! YOU'RE DOING IT! YOU'RE DRIVING! WOW!

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: I know, but-- ... SHE'S DRIVING AWAY FROM THE BUILDING, YA PEOPLES!

Caitlyn: *to self* Who does he think I am, anyway? Just a pawn in the game?

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: CAIT! CAAAAAAAIT! *takes a deep breath* CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIT! *gasps for air*

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: COME BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK! *gasps for air*

Caitlyn: *turs on some music*

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *sighs and chases after the car on all fours*

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: Come on, guys! We'll chase after them in my car! *runs to the flame car* *starts the engine*

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *pops one of Cait's tires with a stick* O_O *collapses on the ground*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *before Ailie pops the tire, she presses the "Fly" button and starts to fly into the sky*

Lips: *drives off in the girls' general direction in his car; Dr. Teeth and Zoot are with him*

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: *calling up to her* Cait! Yer gonna crash into a-- *cringes* ...tree...

Zoot: *snuggling in the backseat with his James Bond statue*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *both she and the car are unscratched as they rise over the trees*

Lips: *looking at Zoot through the rearveiw mirror* I don't know why you had to bring that thing along with us, Zoot. It's weighing us down!

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: That's it! *yells back up to Cait* THE FLYIN' EFFECTS ONLY LAST A MINUTE, CAIT! GET DOWN HERE NOW!

Zoot: Nya? O_o

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *sighs* *is starting to sound like a teenager* Fine, Dad! *lands the car in a vacant field*

Lips: And here I thought you loved Caitlyn more than anything!

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *suddenly appearing in the other car* But I wanted to be the dad... ;_;

Dr. Teeth: *facepalm* Shush. X_X

Zoot: Oh, so she can love 3 people but I can't? =P Well, I'll have her know that besides her, Bond and his girls and Raquel Welch belong to me.

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *parks his car in the field* I can't believe you, Zoot, I just can't!

Caitlyn: *storms out of her car and punches Zoot in the face* That was for leading me to believe that you really loved me.

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *squeals* At least I don't overreact because a mannequin's getting more attention than me! And I don't keep secrets, either! Who's man number 3, Cait? And number 4 and 5 and 6 for all I know! >_>

Dr. Teeth: Here we go--

Ailie: QUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEETTTT! *pants* Thank you.

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *after the quietness has settled in* I can't believe I'm saying this, but Zoot is right, Caitlyn. We've been roomates for about four months now and I still don't know much about you. So tell us, Cait: who else aare you involved with?

Caitlyn: *with aditude* What if I don't wanna talk? >_>

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Then don't. But forget about bothering with me and Lips anymore if that's how it's going to be. =/ *turns to Lips* And I can't believe I'm saying this either but...I miss the way we used to be. I'm sorry, man. I really am.

Ailie and Dr. Teeth: O_O ... *almost thinking they've entered the Twilight Zone for a minute*

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: Zoot... *looks him in the eyes* you don't think that I don't miss those days, too? When I first came to the Dorms and I eard that we were gonna be neighbors, I was excited because I was finally gonna catch up with an old friend. What I found was a completely different person than the saxaphone plaayer that I was friends with. And that really hurt me, man. Right here. *motions to his heart* Where did those carefree days of ours go? That's what I want to know.

Caitlyn: *runs off to a secluded area in the woods sometime during Lips's "speech" while everybody else is distracted*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *biting his lip* I-I don't know. I've just been...awful. And self centered. I wish I could bring those days back but... *shakes his head* I don't think anybody cares about the band anymore--I mean, how long's it been since we last had a gig? A real gig? A decade? More than that? *hangs his head* I guess I was mean because I felt like we were so--washed up, I was hurt inside--I didn't know how else to deal... but I'm sorry.

Ailie: *looking tearful*

Dr. Teeth: *taking her in his arms* =(

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: I'm sorry, too. Come here. *hugs Zoot*

Caitlyn: *makes sure that nobody else is around* *sighs* *mentally kicks herself* I can't believe I did that! Darn it, why do I have to be so darn overreactive! ? *tears start to form* I just threw away the love of two guys--that I both love very dearly--for a stupid crush that I had-- and now it's... nothing! *cries* *sniffs* *leans against a tree*

There are worse things I could do,
Than go with a boy or two.
Even though the neighborhood thinks I'm trashy,
And no good,
I suppose it could be true,
But there are worse things I could do.

I could flirt with all the guys,
Smile at them and bat my eyes.
Press against them when we dance,
Make them think they stand a chance,
Then refuse to see it through.
That's a thing I'd never do.

I could stay home every night,
Wait around for Mr. Right.
Take cold showers every day,
And throw my life away,
On a dream that won't come true.

I could hurt someone like me,
Out of spite or jealousy.
I don't steal and I don't lie,
But I can feel and I can cry.
A fact I'll bet you never knew.
But to cry in front of you,
That's the worse thing I could do.

*sits down (leaning against the tree) and breaks down crying*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Oh, Lips... *hugs him back, a tear forming from underneath his shades and streaming down his face slowly*

Ailie: IT'S SO IRONICALLY SWEET! *WAILS*

Dr. Teeth: *stroking her back* Shhh...it's okay, baby... *smiles weakly at Lips and Zoot* Now, that wasn' hard, was it? I won't lie, ya guys shoulda did this a while ago but I'm proud of ya two anyway. =)

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *choking up* Thanks... *lets a tear roll down his face* Zoot... I missed ya, man.

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot:*quietly* I missed you too...you're a good friend, Lips.

Ailie: ;_; <333333333

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *quietly* You're a good friend too, Zoot. You really are...

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *gets dragged away by her husband after using his hat to blow her nose* X_X

Zoot: No, I've been an idiot. But I'm glad we're friends again. D'you wanna hang in my room now? We could jam and goof around like we used to in the old days. What d'you say? *offers his hand*

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *smiles* takes the offer* Sure, Zoot. Whenever you're ready.

Caitlyn: *is still in that same part of the woods, still crying. I don't think it's gonna get any better, folks.*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *leads him back to his room* So... *flops onto his bed* Who do you think was the prettiest guest star back in the day?

Ailie: *sneaking up behind Cait with Dr. Teeth* Cait...do you want to come back with us? =(

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *sits down on the bed* Zoot, I was only around for one season. Then the show ended.

Caitlyn: *looks up* I... I don't know, Ailie. ;_;

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: So? Season five had some cute girls! Like Debbie Harry. *whistles* And Brooke Shields, although she was only a kid back then...

Ailie: *hugs her* It's going to be all right. So things haven't been the best with the two musicians--

Dr. Teeth: *trying to help* --there's still that third guy.

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *nods* Linda Ronstadt was kind of cute, too.

Caitlyn: ... Oh. Him. ... it's nothing. *tries to avoid eye contact with both of them*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Oooh...yeah. Too bad you weren't there when Rita Moreno was on. <33

Ailie: *reassuringly* It's okay. You can tell us--our lips are sealed. *tapes Dr. Teeth's mouth shut* =P

Dr. Teeth: *nods*

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: Yeah... but I've seen the video of it, though. Although I enjoyed working with Meliaas Manchester as well. *sighs* Even got to accompany her... <33

Caitlyn: *shifts around uneasily* No, I probably shouldn't.

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Lucky...

Ailie: Musician's honor. *holds up her right hand*

Dr. Teeth: *holds up his as well*

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: Hey, who are you to complain? You got to work with Cleo Laine.

Caitlyn: ... *holds up right hand* All right, I'll talk. *takes some preparation breaths* ... well, you've probably heard of him, at least.

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Yeah, you're right. =P

Ailie: *nods patiently*

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: And Dizzy Gillsepie... *mock anger* Which I will never forgive you for!

Caitlyn: And, uh... He's... in the business.

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: XP And Twiggy. I got to see her in that episode...I think. Once. X_X

Ailie: Yes?

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: I think we'll have to watch it sometime to make sure.

Caitlyn: ... you didn't ask what business?

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Mhm...

Ailie: *sighs* It's Scooter, isn't it?

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: So, until then, what else should we discuss?

Caitlyn: ... what makes you think it's Scooter?

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Hm...I dunno. What's your favorite song that you've ever played?

Ailie: I don't. I'm just guessing. XP

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: I have a few. "When the Saints Go Marching In", "After You've Gone" and "How High the Moon"--with the rest of the orchestra--and I really liked the "Roaring Twenties" sketch we did with James Coburn.

Caitlyn: ... well, although I still like him like that a little, he's not the guy that I'm talking about.

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Oh yeah, I remember those...

Dr. Teeth: *ripping the tape off his mouth* OWWW! Cait, just tell us...

Ailie: Guessing games bug Ailie. =P

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: And who could forget "Barnyard Boogie" and :Whenever I Call YOu Friend"?

Caitlyn: I can't!

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *nods fondly as he starts drifting off to sleep*

Ailie: You'll feel better when you do.

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: Yeah, that number might've been where the whole problem started.

Caitlyn: I'm not sure...

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *already asleep* Zzzzzz...

Ailie: Cait, just say it. Cross out hearts we won't breathe a word of it to anybody else but it's really getting too late to play around anymore.

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: ... me too... *starts to drift off to sleep*

Caitlyn: *tying blindfolds around both of their eyes* Okay. *puts earmuffs on their ears* I'll... ah, what the heck? *gives Dr. Teeth a quick kiss on the cheek, then runs back to the car and hides in the back seat* *thinks "I think I mentioned to them that it was a crush... didn't I?"*

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: No fair! *yanks off her blindfold and earmuffs and glances around* Huh? Where--?

Dr. Teeth: *takes off the stuff slowly* O_O *gulps* Er...we should get back inside, Ailie.*grabs her and hurries back to their room, looking stunned*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *safe in her room* ... I didn't mention that it was a crush, did I?

Muppaphone: ... uh... I don't think so.

Caitlyn: *gulps* *face turns red* Oh boy... *lies down on her bed, trying to go to sleep*

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: *after witnessing the scene from a short distance* *pokes his head into Cait's room* You wait 'till tomorrow...I'm teeeeeelling... *vanishes, cackling*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: ... *buries face in a pillow* I'mma cook that turkey for dinner. *goes to sleep*

[The Count]

*Downstairs... *Arranging ma new girls on the shelves... The first Christina here, next to Fairuza. The other Christina at the other end, preceeded by Bellatrix Helena. And Elvyra in the middle.

Wonder if Prawny got that PM I sent him. Uncle D, could you please go check on him?
*UD nods and leaves the room to skulk around in search of the weirdo.
Mmm... Good rainy sort of batmosphere, it's growing from late summer into early fall. Think I'll finish off that last Alphabet Murder Mystery book i was meaning to read for the last year, the R-titled one.
*Pops off to listen to his audio books while the fiends busy themselves otherwise.

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: MMMMMmmmm! Did somebody say R-rated? O_o *pokes his head into Ed's room*

Dr. Teeth: *pokes his head in as well* O_O

Chamberlain: Oh...R-titled...never mind...

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *waking up* ... *yawn*

Lips: *trying to get a friend to awaken* Hey Zoot... wake up.

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *still asleep* Wha--? Oh, yeah...but don't tell Janice to do that--she'd spaz out at you...

[The Count]

*Gloomy fog wraps around Chamberlain, making him dissaparate completely.

Dr. Teeth... Thanks so much buddy. *Handshake/hug.
BTW: Who's the ex Mrs. Mansen?

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: ... Come on, Zoot, we already missed breakfast. Do you want to miss lunch, too?

Marvin: *wanders into Dorm 17*

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: ^_^ *thinks* ...ummmmmm...some chick...

Chamberlain: *reapparates* Rose McGowan. She's got dark hair, she's fairly pale--not vampirely but almost, and she's got a lovely set of...eyes.

Dr. Teeth: O_o ...mhm.

[WhiteRabbit]

Lips: ... Come on, Zoot, we already missed breakfast. Do you want to miss lunch, too?

Marvin: *wanders into Dorm 17*

Zoot: *sighs* I suppose. *scowls at Marvin* What do you want?

[AnimatedC9000]

Marvin: *shrugs* I do not know. I just wandered in here.

Lips: Is Caitlyn still in her room?

Marvin: *shrugs* How shold I know?

[The Count]

Wha? You mean Page Hollowell? <33!
*Goes over to place her on the shelf too... Ah, six deadly damsels...
Thanks again Dr. Teeth. *Deadly returns and offers dead rat to Chamberlain from his private stash.

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: No, no...that Paige chick from Charmed. X_X *sighs* Whatever...you can have her too.

Dr. Teeth: *muttering* R-titled...who'd have guessed...? XP *to Chamberlain* Yer hearin' bites...

Chamberlain: EHHH?

[WhiteRabbit]

Marvin: *shrugs* I do not know. I just wandered in here.

Lips: Is Caitlyn still in her room?

Marvin: *shrugs* How shold I know?

Ailie: *sends Rocky after Marvin* Sick 'em!

[AnimatedC9000]

Marvin: O_O *screams and runs away*

Lips: *to Zoot* That took care of 'em.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: Good doggeh. <3

Zoot: Mhm...*falls back asleep*

In the hallway...

Dr. Teeth: Now what?

Chamberlain: *shrugs* *pokes him with his dead rat*

Dr. Teeth: -_-

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: ... *sighs*

Meanwhile...

Caitlyn: *pokes her head out of Dorm 15, making sure that no one else is around* *leaves the room, thinking to herself "If that turkey blabs... I'm in deep trouble..."*

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: *skulks back into room 17 alone* Oh, did I mention? Cait's over the both of you now. She's actually into--well... *holds the anticipation to annoy them*

Zoot: *unconcerned* Whatever.

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *hardly paying attention* Huh?

Caitlyn: *hears Chamberlain from where she is and mouths "I am not oveer both of them. I'm just having a difficult time with my ove life right now, that's all."*

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: I said, Caitlyn's over the both of you. She's actually, desperately in love with-- *wants to give them a hint without giving names* ... *notices his roommate's keyboard and jerks his head towards it*

Ailie: *too busy playing with Rocky to notice the motioning*

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *showing Zoot TMS Seasons 1, 2, 'n 3 on DVD* Which one should we watch first?

Caitlyn: *thinks "The fairies took me away before I told you who it was. ... Perfect!"*

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: Guys, I'll be right back...I'm taking the dog for a walk. *disappears*

Chamberlain: *snatches the DVDs away from Lips* Oh, you both are so dim! No wonder you hardly say anything; you don't want people to hear how stupid you are. *inhales loudly* CAITLYN'S IN LOVE WITH DR. TEETH!

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *hears Chamberlain* Oh creatuh shop... X_X

Lips: *inhales* WHAT! WE ARE NOT STUPID! YOU'RE CONFUSING US WITH THOSE TWO PIGS!

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: I can't help it if the resemblence is striking...

Zoot: You're JOKING!

Chamberlain: About her burning desire? Actually it's quite true...

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: Well, I don't believe it in the least. *under breath* Although I'm still kind of skeptical on us resembling Andy and Randy... *normal voice* Anyway, for all we know, it could just be something that you dreamed of last night and you lied about it.

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: Well, this time I didn't make it up because I actually saw her kissing him on the cheek last night. So that proves she's done with you burnouts. I guess she just likes freaks more.

Zoot: *somewhat believing him* Well, fine. She can have him. =P

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *hardly believing it* I still don't believe you, Chamberlain. Sound alone isn't gonna cover it. You;re gonna have more proof than just word of tongue.

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain; *taking the small camera out of his cloak that he recorded it all with and starts playing the footage* See who those two shadows resemble? Watch closely. *it shows one shadow kissing the other and then running away*

Zoot: O_O Wow...

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: O_O ... *backing away* *almost quietly* No... no... no... ... No...

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Like, I said...if she'd rather have a freak like him than a normal guy like one of us, that's fine. =/

Chamberlain: *snickering* How scandalous...

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *holding back tears*

Caitlyn: *from where she is* Oh boy... Nobody's a freak! And saying that you're normal means that you're weird. Saying that you're weird makes you normal.

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Forget this. =/ *pulls out a magazine and ignores Chamberlain*

Chamberlain: *smirks and starts playing with his dead rat*

Dr. Teeth: *wanders back into the dorm and notices the awkward silence quickly* ... O_o Um...

Zoot: *monotonously* And what have you been up to?

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *glares at Dr. Teeth before turning away with his arms crossed* Hmph. >_>

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: Er, nothin'...just hangin'... O_o *cocks his head at Lips*

Zoot: *under his breath* ...and getting around...

Dr. Teeth: What?

Zoot: Oh, nothing...

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: Nothing that important.

Caitlyn: *from where she is* Oh great... X_X

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: Righ'. o_O *gives Zoot a quizzical look*

Zoot: *returns it with a sullen one*

Dr. Teeth: Okay. What's the deal with ya guys?

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: So... *turns to Dr. Teeth, arms still crossed* When were you planning on telling us?

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: Tellin' ya what?

Zoot: >_> Oh, I'm sure you know what he means--

Dr. Teeth: Er--no...

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: >_> Don't play dumb with us, Dr. Teeth. You know as well as we do...

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: But I really don't!

Zoot: ...let's split, Lips. He's too busy being immature.

Chamberlain: *snickers*

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: Yeah. Come on, we'll take my car. *goes to the parking lot to his car*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *flounces away with Lips* >_>

Dr. Teeth: =/ *sighs and watches them leave*

Chamberlain: >=)

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *from where she is* I can't believe that turkey! *sighs* I guess I'll have to go set the record straight... *starts to make her way to Dorm 17*

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: Don't feel bad, freak-o. You still have Ailie for a friend...

Dr. Teeth: Leave meh alone. >_>

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *disguised as a pizza delivery person* *knocks on the door* *in a surfer dude voice* Pizza man!

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: *pokes his head out and rips off Cait's disguise* =P Come to do more damage? Be my guest. Mwhahahaha!

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *in her normal clothes* No, I've come to set the record straight. What have you told them, turkey? >_>

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: Just the facts, no less.

Dr. Teeth: *sulking on the floor beside his keyboard* >_>

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *punches the Skeksis in the face* *slowly makes her way over to Dr. Teeth*

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: ACK! *covers his beak and falls over* X_X

Dr. Teeth: *glances over at her but doesn't say anything*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: ... *sighs* Look, I'm sorry. I shouldn't've said anything.

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: *looks up at her sadly* Mhm...

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: I should've just kept my big mouth shut. Now, because of me, Lips and Zoot are mad at both of us... *sighs, trying to hold a few tears back*

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: It ain't yer fault--how were ya supposed to know Chamberlain was watchin' last night, anyway'? *smiles weakly* It'll be okay... *places a hand on her shoulder*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *sits down beside him* But it is my fault! I was the one who developed a crush on you... And then things got so out of hand...

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: *shrugs* Hey, can anybody help who they like? I'm just astounded ya like me... O_O

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Well, yeah. The entire Electric Mayhem is awesome. They're one of my all-time favorite bands. And somehow, I've grown to like you, Lips, and Zoot. Mainly it's because you guys are the only members I actually see from day to day. I still like the other two, but my crush on you just... came. I don't know how else to describe it.

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: O_O Wow...I guess I does have that effect on people--nah... X_X Ya know... *softly* Maybe me and Ailie shouldn' have--er, gotten married so fast...

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *softly* That's why I didn't exactly want to tell you guys about it. You and her are married, and I didn't know how she'd react. Although I got a vague idea from the other night...

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *returning with Rocky cheerfully* You guys...Zoot told me what was going on and I want to tell you, I'm fine with it. I know we're married but this is the Muppet Universe and we shouldn't have to be tied down and miserable like in the real world unless our name happens to be Kermit. XP *takes off her wedding ring and gives it back to the good doctor serenely* I'm too young for this sort of thing anyway but we can still be boyfriend and girlfriend--this isn't divorce at all. Besides, I'm still in love with Animal so...hurray for free love! ^_^

Dr. Teeth: Ya mean it? O_O

Ailie: Yesh! *huggles him* It pays to be insane... =P

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *punches fist into the air* Amen to that! XD

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: Huzzah! *holding a peace sign up the air* Free love, man! <33

Chamberlain: *storms away* Filthy hippies... >_>

Ailie: *throws a guitar at Chamberlain's head*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: And the children of the Fifties were the hippies of the Sixties. ... what does that make me, then? =P

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: I dunno...I was born in the 90s...wocka wocka. XP

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: So was I, but I think I should've been alive during the '50s. XP So, what should we do now?

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: I dunno...go set things straight with Merry and Pippin? =P

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *nods* Right. ... where are they, anyway?

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: They sorta drove off. O_o

Ailie: They're not far, they just reentered the parking lot when I was walking back. Come on...

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *she and Dr. Teeth follow Ailie to the parking lot*

Lips: *parking the car* Boy, did we need that drive.

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: I know. I think we're the only people who don't lie to each other. >_> *scowls as Ailie and the others come over to talk* What?

Ailie: You guys, quit being so dramatic. I think you're forgetting you both want Cait to be happy...it's about time you let her and moved on.

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: ... *reaches for the keys in the ignition, about to start the car back up* ... *sighs* I don't know.

Caitlyn: *innocent eyes* Guys... I'm sorry. I'm just having a difficult time with my love life right now, that's all.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: Do you see me crying and going ballistic just because she has a crush on my BF? No... It's you two. You're almost as bad as the girls at my highschool. I'm tired of all this drama--can we please, PLEASE go back to the way things were when Cait first moved in? Minus a repeat of everything that's happened in that time period. =P

Zoot: I-I guess you're right.

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: We're sorry.

Caitlyn: I'm not even supposed to be going through stuff like this yet. I'm only starting high school this year, and yet I've been through things that are different than what I'm used to. Well, at least I can say that I have experience.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *smiles* Good. Just promise you won't get mad at each other or Cait again unless it's for an important, logical reason. (And now I sound like Bunsen XD)

Zoot: We promise.

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: Yeah.

Caitlyn: Mee mo mee! *hugs both the trumpet and sax player* ^_^ <3

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *hugs back* <3

Ailie: *adjusts her invisible glasses and continues talking like Bunsen* Blahblahblahblahblahblah...tsssst-tssst! Blahblahblah blah blah... =P

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *ditto* I love you guys. <3

Caitlyn: Mi mo mu moo. <3 *breaks away from them and goes to Ailie* *says something to her that, translated from the "Meep-Meep" language, means "We're idiots, aren't we?"* XD

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: I love you too, Lips. XP

Ailie: Blahblahblahblah blah blah blah blahblahblahblah. ("Yes we are...but not without charm." XP)

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: ... Not like that! XP

Caitlyn: Mee moo... ("So true...")

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: =P I'm hurt. Just kidding. I know what you meant.

Ailie: Blahblahblah blahblah ("Totally." XD)

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: And I knew that you were just kidding. ... or did I?

Caitlyn: mee Mo, mee mee me moo meep? (*nods* "So, what should we do now?")

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: I dunno, did you? XP

Ailie: Blahblahblahblah blah blah blah ("I'm up for anything, really...")