Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[AnimatedC9000]

"Chamberlain": I'M MORE IMMORTAL THAN THREE OF YOU PUT TOGETHER!

Caitlyn: *comes in hoolding her Muppaphone* You're welcome!

"Dr. Teeth": O_o *pokes him back... somehow*

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: ...mmmmMMMmmm...

Ailie: *sets her muppaphone down and lets her explore her drumset*

Dr. Teeth: O_o *gives his Muppaphone a smaller version of his hat* Lookin' grooveh, man.

[AnimatedC9000]

"Ailie": *jumps around from stool to drum head to cymbal to pedal*

"Dr. Teeth": Right back at'cha!

Caitlyn: And the best part about them is that they're yours to keep! ... seriously, you can keep them. We have so many of them. These lil' guys need a home.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: Aw, thankses. ^_^ We're more than happy to take care of them. *lowers her voice* Better than getting stuck with Marvin... XP

Dr. Teeth: =) *sets his next to Ailie's*

[AnimatedC9000]

"Ailie": *huggles "Dr. Teeth"* <33

"Dr. Teeth": *huggles back* <33

"Zoot": *trying to find smaller versions of Zoot's hat 'n sunglasses*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: I can't seem to find those... X_X *gives a wig and false eyelashes to his*

Chamberlain: *goes into the hallway to skulk around* MMmmmmm...

[AnimatedC9000]

"Zoot": O_o ... how do I look?

Caitlyn: *remembers something* Be right back! *dashes out of the room*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *pulls out a bottle of hairspray and starts aiming it at the muppaphone* Like an early '60s model. ; )

Chamberlain: *still skulking* MmmmmmmMMMmmm...

[AnimatedC9000]

"Zoot": Wow! Thanks! =)

Caitlyn: *comes back in carrying a small drumset, a small saxaphone, and some small keyboards* You'll probably need these.

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *scratching the muppaphone's head* Just remember I'm the better looking one, though.

Ailie: Good thinking, Cait. =)

[AnimatedC9000]

"Zoot": ... whaddaya mean? O_o

Caitlyn: I meant to send the other musicians with their instruments. Oh well.

Lips: *comes in carrying his Muppaphone (who has a smaller version of his trumpet)*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Never mind. *glances up as Lips enters with his muppaphone and whispers* See that yellow lintball my bandmate's carrying? Trust me when I say don't talk to him. =P

Ailie: No big deal. We can find some other ones later.

[AnimatedC9000]

"Zoot": ... but I thought you two have been friends since high school. O_o

Caitlyn: I already have the instruments ready for them. I just forgot to give them to their respective owners.

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Please. >_> He's just a lame-o jerkwad who always has to ruin my fun. *starts brushing the muppaphone's new hair*

Ailie: Ah 'kay.

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: -_-; *under his breath* Do not.

"Zoot": ... oh.

Caitlyn: *sets her Muppaphone down* So... whatcha wanna do?

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *starts faking a cough which sounds like "Do too"*

Ailie: Hm...I dunno. You wanna play a game or something?

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *fakes a sneeze that sounds like "Do not"*

Caitlyn: Like what?

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *sticks his tongue out*

Ailie: Maybe Twister? Or Truth or Dare? There's this one game I played at camp once called Murderer (it's nto as creepy as it sounds) where they turned off all the lights and there was one person who would be the murderer and if you were tagged by them, you had to fall to the floor, screaming and play dead for the rest of the game. And to win, you'd had to guess which person was the killer. It was pretty fun.

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *does the same*

Caitlyn: Hmm... we could try playing Truth or Dare for a while.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: Yeah, Murderer would be kind of hard anyway--Zoot, don't even think about it!

Zoot: What? *lowers the brick innocently*

Ailie: Okay, who wants to go first?

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: I'll go if nobody else wants to.

Lips: ... *puts sword back in its sheath*

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: Okay. *sits crosslegged on the floor*

Zoot: *hisses and turns his attention back to his muppaphone*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *sits down the same way* ... you asking the question?

Lips: *turns back to his Muppaphone*

"Zoot": What was that all about?

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: Oh, I thought you wanted to ask somebody. o_O

Zoot: *in a low voice* Nothing. Just don't bother with his muppaphone--he's probably worse.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: I thought I was the one being asked the question. O_o

"Zoot": ... whatever, man.

Lips: *to his own muppaphone* You know, we used to be good friends... then something happened.

"Lips": What happened?

Lips: I don't know, it happened a long time ago.

[Winslow Leach]

Lefty is tied to a chair.

Lefty: You'll never get away wit dis, ya two-bit...er...reader of da news!

Newsie: It looks as if I already have!

Lefty: I just wanna go down to da park ta make sure dere okay!

Newsie: No you don't. You want to film them.

Lefty: It's dark out!

Newsie: Which is why this camera so conveniently comes equipped with a night light? Sorry, Lefty, leave Alex and Tommy alone.

Lefty: But--

Newsie: No buts. You're staying in that chair until they get back.

Lefty: Whadda you care anyway?

Newsie: I don't want my friends' privacy invaded. And I certainly don't want them to be the subject of a blackmail tape.

Lefty: Blackmail tape?

Newsie: Come on, Lefty, I wasn't born yesterday. You didn't want to film them at the park so I could broadcast it on my respectable broadcast. You were going to hang onto this tape until Tommy wouldn't do something you wanted, then you were going to blackmail him. I know your game.

Lefty: Hunh? Naw, yer mistaken...I wanted ta go to da park ta...ta film da birdies twitterin' in da trees....riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!

Newsie: It's a little late for that now.

Lefty: Well, it was still light out when ya tied me up, ya crum-bum!

Newsie: I'm not budging until Alex and Tommy return safely. And don't ever think of using this camera for sinister purposes again, or I'll smash it into little bitty pieces.

Lefty: As soon as youse untie me, I'm gonna moider you!

Newsie: Which is why I have my back-up. Oh Harry...

Crazy Harry, laughing maniacally, lights two sticks of dynamite, and slowly approaches Lefty.

Lefty: Dose firewoiks supposed ta scare me or sometin'?

Newsie: Yep.

Lefty: Well...dere doin' a very good job at it! Call 'im off!

Newsie: Sorry. Once Harry is holding something with a lit fuse, all bets are off!

Crazy Harry: Did somebody say lit fuse ? !

Newsie: NO!

Crazy Harry jumps onto Newsie's back, and shoves one stick of dynamite into his pocket; laughing, Harry leaps off of Newsie, and approaches Lefty again.

Lefty: Harry...buddy...pal o'mine...can't we talk dis--

KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Newsie explodes.

Lefty: ...eep...

The lit stick of dynamite gets closer and closer to the squirming Lefty...

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: I, er, can't think of any right now. Pick anybody.

Zoot: *scowls and then goes to sit on the floor with the others*

[AnimatedC9000]

"Crazy Harry": *pushes the dynamite closer to Lefty*

"Newsie" & "Lefty": *watch*

~~

Lips: *Sits with the others*

Caitlyn: Er... Dr. Teeth! Truth or dare?

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: *looks up* Uh, truth? O_O

Zoot: *scoots closer to Cait* <3

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Um... *gets a little red*

Lips: *sees what Zoot's doing* >_>

Caitlyn: Er... ah... eh... ee... meh... bej... lou... swio...

Lips: Caitlyn? O_o

Caitlyn: Eeeeeee... *tilts head*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *nudges Cait* Are you all right, babe? O_o

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *snaps out of it* Huh? ... why is everybody staring at me?

Lips: You kind of zoned out when you were trying to ask Dr. Teeth a question.

Caitlyn: Like "Who was/were your favorite guest star(s) to work with on TMS?"

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: Ummmmm...hmmmmm...

Zoot: ...well?

Dr. Teeth: Uhhhhhhh...

Zoot: *sighs and stares at the clock* ...X_X All right, he can't decide--

Dr. Teeth: Shut yer face, Zoo--wait! Alice Cooper! Yeah!

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Wait a second, Dr. Teeth, you weren't even in the Alice Cooper episode!

Lips: How do you know?

Caitlyn: I watched that episode earlier today. Twice. *hums "Welcome To My Nightmare"*

"Alice Cooper": *comes in* Yes?

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: Oh yeah, uh--doy! What am I thinkin'? It was Blondie.

Ailie: *coughs* Uh, honey, you weren't in the Blondie episode either.

Dr. Teeth: =( ...dang.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Who's Blondie? ... which blondie? There's several blondes that appeared on that show...

Lips: *nods*

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: He meant Debbie Harry. She's the lead singer of a band called Blondie and sometimes she's referred to by that.

Dr. Teeth: *sulks* Someone else go.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: ... Doc, it's your turn to ask the question.

Lips: Yeah. Who else could we get to go?

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: Meh. >_>

Zoot: I'll ask it. Cait, truth or dare?

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Right back to me? O_O ... er, dare? I dunno?

Lips: *hopes it's not what he thinks it is*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *beams* I dare you to admit your feelings for me are far more stronger than your ones for Lips. >=)

Dr. Teeth: Yawn. =P Yer s'posed to ask her to do somethin' funny like stick her head in a bucket of jello.

Zoot: Quiet, you!

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: Nnnnoooooooo! ;_:

Caitlyn: Lips, I haven't even replied.

Lips: ... oh.

Caitlyn: *turns red again* Er... *clears throat* Well...

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *sounding eerie and Jafar-like* ...go on...

Dr. Teeth: I hate this game. >_>

Zoot: Shush!

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: Gladly. *duct-tapes Zoot's mouth shut*

Caitlyn: *closes her eyes* Well, the truth is...

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Mmmph...? O_O

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: Caitlyn, what are you trying t--

Caitlyn: *eyes closed, face reddish, fists clenched, suddenly exclaims* The trouble is that I just can't choose between the three of you! *realozes what she said* *puts hands over mouth*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *rips off the duct tape* OWWW! *cringes for a moment* What do you mean THREE? !

Ailie: *in an Animal voice: Wha--? O_o

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *jaw drops* THREE? !

Caitlyn: *eyes still closed, hands still over mouth* *whimpers*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *stands up* Who is it? ! I dare you to tell me! Is it Floyd? I bet it is! Or maybe Animal! Or even-- *stares at the Mayhem's keyboardist* You backstabbing rat!

Dr. Teeth: WHAT? !

Ailie: Hello! Earth to Zoot! *holds up her ring finger*

Zoot: ... >_>

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: ;_; *runs away*

Lips: Now look what you did, Zoot! You made her cry and run away all because of your stupid question! *is clearly angry with the sax player*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Oh, yeah--?

Dr. Teeth: Yeah, and where d'ya get off callin' me a backstabbin' rat? >_> Yer outta yer mind, Zoot!

Ailie: *quietly* Zoot, I know love can do insane things but you're letting it take over you.

Dr. Teeth: It's like ya have no soul, man!

Chamberlain: Woo hoo! Now you can join me and Marvin!

Zoot: *backing away* I didn't mean to say that--I-- *trembling*

Ailie: *sighs* I'm sure...

Zoot: You just don't understand! Nobody understands! *howls and runs outside*

[AnimatedC9000]

Marvin: *pokes head in* Yes?

Lips: *sighs* I just-- you know what? Forget it. *turns away* I need some time alone... *walks out of the room and to the garden*

Caitlyn: *stops running when she gets to the swimming pool* *sits down near the edge of the pool* *sighs* Why am I so stupid! ?

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: I think we'll have a new member to our club soon *smirks* Have you written the pledge?

Ailie: *gets up to go help them but is held back by Dr. Teeth*

Dr. Teeth: Don' interfere, baby. I don' wantcha to get hurt, either.

Ailie: =( I guess. I hope it works out.

Dr. Teeth: *stroking her shoulder* Yeah...me too. =( Cait shouldn' hafta go through that.

Zoot: *at the opposite end of the pool, crying softly*

[AnimatedC9000]

Marvin: Still working on it.

Lips: *in the garden, sitting on the bench* *sighs* Why did I have to fall in love with her in the first place?

Caitlyn: *takes off shoes and puts her feet into the water* *sighs* I'm sorry, Lips. I'm sorry, Zoot. I'm sorry, Dr. Teeth. I'm sorry, Ailie. I'm sorry... everybody... *sighs again*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *sniffing* I can't believe it. Why can't I just make her happy? Maybe I was just born to mess things up. *hearing Cait* O_o *cocks his head, unsure of what to say*

Was I dumb or was I blind
Or did my heart just lose its mind
Why'd I go and throw our perfect dream away...?

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *thinks "I'm sorry, guys."*

*softly* Looking back I'll never know
How I'll ever let you go
But destiny could see we deserve to have another day...

[WhiteRabbit]

Both: Love led us here
Right back to where we belong
We followed a star
And here we are
Now heaven seems so near
Love led us here

Zoot: I confess it's sad but true
I lost myself when I lost you
But I held your memory through each lonely night

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Let's forget what's gone before
Now we all know so much more
And we've been given another chance to make it work out right

Both: Love led us here
Right back to where we belong
We followed a star
And here we are
Now heaven seems so near
Love led us here

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *walking over to Cait* Now I know that life can take you by surprise
And sweep you off your feet

Both: Did this happen to us or are we just dreaming
We followed a star
And here we are
Now heaven seems so near
Love led us here

Zoot: So take my hand...

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *moves to stand up* And have no fear...

Both: We'll be alright
Love led us here

Caitlyn: *doesn't realize what she's doing and stands up. Only her feet were still in the water. So she ended up standing in the pool. What's worse, the deep end. Which was however much feet taller than her.* *nevertheless... she screamed* AAAAAAAAHHHH! ! *trying to keep afloat* Help!

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *leaning in to kiss her but it's a little too late* O_O ACK! Cait! *dives in fully clothed and swims over to her* I've gotcha! Hang on! *grabs her by the waist and pulls her back to the shallow end* *gasps* Are you okay? !

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *trying to catch a breath* I think so. ... man, am I catching a stupid virus!

Lips: *walks back to Dorm 17* Dr. Teeth?

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Thank gawd. *leans in and kisses her lightly on the mouth* Look, Cait, I'm really sorry. I never meant to say those awful things; I'm such an idiot. It's just...I feel terrible because I thought I'd never find love again after Janice and I broke up but then you came along and well...I don't know what else to say. You're all I ever wanted and I know you want me to share but it's just so hard. ;_; I'm just so...selfish. But I'd never, ever intend to hurt you. I hope you can understand.

Dr. Teeth: *snuggling Ailie* Yeah?

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *doesn't know what to say* Zoot... I... I know how you feel. Even though I might not have been in a real relationship before now... I can relate to you.

Lips: ... I can see that it's a bad time. *goes to his room and gets sheet music* *walks by Dorm 17 on the way back to the garden* See ya.

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *nods* I suppose--no--I know what I'm saying. I should just forget about the past and try not make such a big deal out of everything. All I want is for you to be happy. That's all. *inhales* I love you, Caitlyn.

Ailie: Wait, Lips! *stands up* Come back and stay with us. We're here for you. =)

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: I love you too, Zoot. *kisses him* ... *realizes something* You do know that we're still in the pool, right?

Lips: You two are busy. I know when I'm not needed. *starts to leave*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: <33333 *sighs* Hm? Oh, that's right... *lifts Cait up gently as though she's a princess (and to him, she is way, way better than that) and carries her out*

Ailie: But-- *impatiently* Lips, get your rear end back in here and show some appreciation. =P

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *(Aaawwww...)* *rests her head against him* <3333

Lips: You and your husband are probably too busy to talk to me. I understand. I'll be on my way now.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *trying to sound nicer and less Piggyish* Lips, honestly. We aren't. *shoves Dr. Teeth's head off of her lap* *puts on a pair of oversized glasses and motions for him to sit down, trying to act professional* Now, what's on your mind...besides everything?

Zoot: We'll go back to my room in a while, okay? I hope you don't mind but I like watching the stars with you. =)

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *lying on the couch* *talking to Dr. Teeth instead, but in a way that Ailie didn't notice as much* Well, Doc, it's love problems. Caitlyn's a nice girl, and I don't want her to get hurt. I guess that's why I was trying to get her to stay away from Zoot all those times. I didn't want her to get hurt. Now she tells us-- I don't think she meant to-- that there's someone else involved that we pprobably don't know. And I was all on top of Zoot, and Caitlyn cried and ran off, then I left... Lemme start over again. *takes a deep breath, gathering his thoughts* My problem started sometime after I moved here.

Caitlyn: I don't mind. Thanks, Zoot. =) *kisses him on the cheek*

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *scribbling notes* I seeeee...

Dr. Teeth: *listening* ...a'ight, go on, Lips.

Zoot: <333 *wraps his arm around her shoulder*

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: I shouldn't've fell in love with Caitlyn in the first place. But I couldn't help myself. You know how that song goes: "You can't live wit hthem, you can't live without them." In fact, I was hoping that it would be just Dr. Teeth so that we could discuss it. *sits up and throws the sheet music across the room*

Caitlyn: *puts her head on his shoulder*

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: I hear ya, man--

Ailie: >_> Hmmph. Why do they always go to you? You only got a C+ in Psychology.

Dr. Teeth: O_O But Ailie--

Ailie: Good luck getting advice from him, Lips. He can't even wash the dishes or take out the trash. Not even for his poor, TIRED wife! *struts off*

Chamberlain: *watching and eating popcorn* Yay! Marital issues... =D

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: ... like I said, shouldn't've even bothered. *goes to pick up the sheet music* I'm sorry, Dr. Teeth. I'll leave now if you want me to.

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: It ain't yer fault, Lips. You shoulda talked to her, though. -_-

Chamberlain: HA! The ditz is jealous...

Dr. Teeth: Shut it.

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: I'm sorry, Dr. Teeth. It's just that I feel more comfortable talking to somebody that I've known than somebody that I met recently. *sighs* I don't know what's wrong with me...

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: I get it, Lips. =/

Chamberlain: Jealousssy...

Dr. Teeth: *chucks a brick at Chamberlain*

Ailie: *from her room* Attention! Moi is going to bed now so mah man has 5 seconds to get his rear end in here unless he wants to sleep outside!

Dr. Teeth: O_O Lips, I'll help ya with this tomorrow, okay? Toodles! *runs off*

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *sighs* *goes back to Dorm 15* *looks around to see that nobody else is there. Even the Muppaphones are still out* *goes to the window seat, where his trumpet is sitting* Guess it's just you and me tonight. Unless you have a wife or something or other to get to.

Trumpet: ... *silent*

Lips: ... great, I killed it! *tries to lay back and sleep, but it doesn't come easily*

[Winslow Leach]

Lefty: Heh, ya know what would be funny? Suppose we grab da Slug when he comes back from da park, an we--

Newsie socks Lefty in the jaw; the salesman goes down once again, out cold.

Newsie: His name is Tommy!

Crazy Harry: Actually, it's Tony...

Newsie does a double-take and looks at Crazy Harry; Harry whistles innocently, and begins playing with his explosives.

[AnimatedC9000]

*Down at Dorm 15, everybody's kind of doing their own thing. Lips has been in his room most of the day, only coming out to eat lunch and get a snack. Marvin is parcticing with the Muppaphones... or trying to. Caitlyn, meanwhile, is in the living room/kitchen; the Raquel Welch episode of TMS is on the TV screen, and the girl is dancing and along (but is not dressed up like Raquel; Caitlyn's wearing her EM T-shirt and brown shorts. She's feeling musical today.)*

Caitlyn: *dancing and singing along with the TV* You've got the spark, I've got the desire
The longer we burn, the higher the fire
And, baby, take my heart, I want you to have it

Our love is a storm, it goes on forever
The more that it rains, the better the weather
And, baby, take my heart, I want you to have it

Baby, it's me, I'm the same as you
A dreamer who dreams of a dream come true
And all my life I just wanted to meet someone just like you
Someone just like you
Who wants to love me, too
Someone just like you...

Oh, yeah, hey, hey... *disappears into room* *comes back out for the bow at the end of the number*

(The song used is "Baby, It's Me" from the Raquel Welch episode of TMS.)

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *wakes up, thinking it's around 9 in the morning* Wha--? *stares drowsily at the clock that shows it's late in the afternoon* Mehhhhh... *rolls over to lie facedown on the pillow*

Chamberlain: *enters the sax player's room with a catapult made out bones and smiling nastily* Mmmmmmm...ready for target practice?

Zoot: Sure. *without lifting his head, he picks up a shoe and chucks it at Chamberlain*

Chamberlain: AAAAAAH! *closes the door quickly before getting hit*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *sashays into Zoot's room, humming "He's the Greatest Dancer"* *lies down (on her back) beside the sax player* I know. I'm not fully awake, either. Yet I'm bubbling with energy. *kisses Zoot on the cheek* Hi, honey.

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *smiles sleepily* Hi Cait. <33 How's it going? *snuggles against her*

[The Count]

*Listening to MC Radio. *Vigorous organ introplays. Ah, another classic from my namesake, with Baby Natasha... Good to know we can count on him.
*Keeps listening while the fiends are running errands at the theater and the market.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: They're okay. I'm worried about Lips, though. He hasn't come out of his room all day. In fact, I haven't seen him since lunch. *sighs* I jsut wish I could help him somehow...

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *his smiles fades a little* I'm sure he's chill. He probably just wants to be alone. *crosses his fingers which are hidden underneath the pillow*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: I guess so... I just... I just wish that things weren't so difficult right now.

Lips: ... *sighs* *slides a note under Dorm 17's door that reads "Meet me out in the garden and we'll talk there. ~ Lips"* *walks to the garden and sits down on the bench*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *trying to reassure her* They will get better, don't worry about it. <3

Chamberlain: *picking up the note and reading it with a smirk before poking head into Zoot's room* Hey Pippin! I think you should this. It's from Merry. *flicks the note onto Zoot's bed and leaves*

Zoot: *skimming it over* >_> Meh. *about to toss it in the trash*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *grabs note* I think that the note was meant for someone else, Zoot.

Lips: ... he didn't get the note And he said that he would talk to me today last night... which was technically early this morning... meh. -_-

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: But then, who is it for? *cocks his head in confusion*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *looks at the note* I don't know. I just have a feeling that it's for someone else. Not Chamberlain, that's for sure. I think he doesn't want to even see you right now. So that leaves Dt. Teeth 'n Ailie.

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Oh...er, I'm not sure where they went. I think they were yelling at each other this morning, though, At least, I'm sure Ailie was... O_o

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: I thought I heard yelling while we were star watching... Somehow, I was asleep for the rest of it. *remembers something* Kind of like you.

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *smiles, reminiscing* That was pretty nice last night.

Ailie's voice: *from the dorm entrance* WHAT D'YOU MEAN I'M OVERREACTING? YOU ALWAYS GET THE ATTENTION! IT'S NOT FAIR!

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Uh oh, trouble. *gets up* I think I should go help. After all, I did give the good doctor the nerve to propose to Ailie.

Lips: *hears the yelling even from where he is* What in the name of Satchmo...?

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: HOW DARE THEY SUCK UP TO YOU AND THEN CALL MY DRUM PLAYING SLOPPY? ! WHAT DIDJA DO, BRIBE THEM? !

Dr. Teeth: IT AIN'T MY FAULT, YER JUST JEALOUS THAT I'M THE BETTAH MUSICIAN, GIRL!

Ailie: O_O WHAT? ! *throws her bass drum at him*

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *walks in & sees the argument* Guys-- *gets hit by the bass drum instead* *falls to the floor* X_X

Caitlyn: *enters with Zoot following her* All right, listen up! Into your corners, Lucy 'n Schroeder! NOW!

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: O_o HA! YA MISSED-- *in a meak voice* Yes, ma'am...

Zoot: *chaining up Ailie* Down, girl! Sit!

Ailie: *growling*

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *grabs on to the couch, pulling hiimself up* @_@

Caitlyn: Now, before anyone yells at anyone else, let's all calm down. *plays calming music* Remember: inhale, exhale, repeat as many times as nessicary.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *panting rabidly*

Zoot: *scratching her behind the ears* Good girl--

Ailie: *hiss*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Now... *holds five straws* I hold in my hand five straws: one for Dr. Teeth, one for Ailie, one for Zoot, one for Lips, and one for me. The person who draws the shortest straw gets to speak first. Got it?

Lips: *shakes off the dizziness* Right.

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *takes one*

Dr. Teeth: *reluctantly takes one*

Ailie: *tries to eat her's so Zoot holds it*

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *takes one*

Caitlyn: *holds hers* Okay... Who has the shortest straw?

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Er..Lips does. *points at it*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: ... Okay. Lips, what would you like to say?

Lips: Caitlyn... what happened?

Caitlyn: O_O ... except for that.

Lips: *shakes his head "no"*

Caitlyn: All right... who has the second shortest straw?

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Me...or this might be Ailie's...no, it's mine. I don't have anything to say either except...uh, what?

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *nods* Okay. Now... I have the third shortest straw, don't I? *closes her eyes and holds out her straw*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Yeah. *nods* Okay, go ahead.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *takes a deep breath* Okay. I'm not gonna be taking sides. I'm sorry, everyone, about last night. Even though I'm just starting high school and I'm kind of young for handling relationships, I'm actually taking things quite well. Next!

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *smiles*

Ailie: ME NEXT! *tries to break her chains*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Okay, Ailie, you're next! Anything you'd like to say?

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: Uhhhhhh... *thinks* Oh, yeah...ATTENTION TRAMP! *throws a brick at Dr. Teeth*

Dr. Teeth: O_o *dodges*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: O_o ... O-kay... anything else? *waits for answer*

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: NO! :halo:

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Okay. Dr. Teeth, you now have the floor.

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: Well, uh, Ailie's sorta mad at me 'cause we went to audition fer this record label today and the agent was harsh critiquing her and now she's accusin' me of takin' her spotlight...which I ain't!

Ailie: *hiss*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *nods* I see... You know, maybe we should've gone backwards. It seems more logical like that with Dr. Teeth tellin' us what happened, Ailie's brick throwing, my explaination on taking sides, Zoot's "uh... what?", and Lips' "What happened?". Now, I officially open the floor for debate. Would anyone like to comment on Dr. Teeth's statement?

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: It is kind of true, you are the band leader...and everybody always think you're way groovier than I am. *sulks*

Dr. Teeth: Thanks for yer defense, Zoot. >_>

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *nods* Anyone else?

Caitlyn: *eating jelly beans* The licorice ones taste weird... =P

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *to Lips* Oh, you're not going to stick up for him, either? That's a surprise... =P

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: Look, I have a lot on my mind right now, and the fact that I waas hit in the head earlier with a bass drum isn;t helping, either. And I don't want to get more involved with this than I already am.

Caitlyn: I thought I already took the plastic off... *starts to take off the CD seal thing*

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: Traitor. >_> *storms away*

Ailie: WO-MAN? O_o

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: Doc, wait! *follows him*

Caitlyn: *holds a few jelly beans and motions to Ailie* Want some?

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: ...wo-man...

Dr. Teeth: Get lost, Lips. =P

Zoot: O_O

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Music? *holds up CDs*

Lips: Doc, I didn't mean to say that. It's just that I'm sorry that you and Ailie are going through this and I'm sorry that I was the one who caused it.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: YEAH! YEAH! MU-SIC!

Dr. Teeth: *looking a little sympathetic.* Lips...quit callin' meh Doc. =P Do I look like I'm obsessed with frog legs?

Zoot: *quietly* ...owned.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Okay! *gives Ailie her four CDS (one which has '50s/'60s cruisin' songs, one with '50s jukebox hits, one with early rock 'n roll love songs, and one with early rock 'n roll dance music* Pick one.

Lips: ... *tilts head* Huh?

Caitlyn: *to Dr. Teeth* It's just a nickname, Dr. Teeth. We don't mean "Doc" as in "Doc Hopper"; we mean "Doc" as in what some people call their doctors or "Doc Hudson" from "Cars". That explain stuff to ya? =P

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Well, I guess he doesn't like it, then... *shrugs*

Ailie: *suddenly calm* And you can't use any of my nicknames for him, either. =P

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Oh, okay. We'll stop callin' him that.

Lips: *nods* Now, what's next on the agenda?

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: *feeding a maneating plant in his closet* O_o *closes the door*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Anybody wanna play a game?

Lips: ... *shrugs*

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *shakes head and goes to sleep in a corner*

Zoot: D'you want to go outside, Cait? <3

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Well... *glances in Lips' direction*

Lips: *is trying to talk to Dr. Teeth*

Caitlyn: I... guess...

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: >_> *crosses his arms* Meh.

Zoot: *softly* Come on... *holds the door open for her*

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: I said a thousand times that I was sorry!

Caitlyn: ... *goes through the doorway* *glances over her shoulder at Lips*

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: ...nya.

Zoot: *taking her by the hand*

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *sighs*

Caitlyn: *kind of reluctantly follows* ... *is silent for a little while*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *wrapping his around her shoulder* Cheer up, Cait. It'll work out between them. He's probably in that mood because Ailie's not cooperating. =/

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: I guess you're right... *sighs* I just hope that Lips isn't strangled by either of them...

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Nah...if anything, they'll take their anger out on Chamberlain. XP Or Marvin. Or both.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: O_O Yesh. That would happen. ... so, whatcha wanna do?

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Well, whatever you want to do is all right with me. =)

Chamberlain: *poking his head into Dorm 15* Muppaphone Man! Take cover! *hides behind a couch*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Okay. ... So tell me, Zoot: who were your favorite guest stars on TMS? Dizzy Gillespie? Lou Rawls? ... Liza Minnelli? Hmm?

Marvin: It is Marvin Suggs! *hides in the closet*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Yeah, all of them were cool. I really liked Cleo Laine. Oh, and Twiggy.

Chamberlain: *runs into the closet with him* So...about our first meeting for the Dormies With No Soul club...

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *nods* I like all the musical numbers with the Electric Mayhem in it. ... I have yet to see all of them.

Marvin: Yes?

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: What's your favorite out of the ones you've seen?

Chamberlain: What are we supposed to do?

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Musical number or episode?

Marvin: I think that all of the members should pledge an oath of alligence to the club. But, if they are not faithful to the club, they will go flat.

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Musical number.

Chamberlain: Right. I pledge...and since I'm the smartest and this club was my idea, I declare myself president.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Oh. ... well, it's kind of hard choosing favorites. The one that I'd really like to see is "Rockin' Robin". I would be albe to see it next year... if the wait between Seasons 1 and 2 on DVD wasn't so dang long. Ah, what can we do? -_-;

Marvin: I pledge as well... and I will make sure that the members are faithful to the club. Or, they will go flat.

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Oh yeah, that one was fun. =) And Janice sang lead--it's lame she didn't get to more often. =/

Chamberlain: *with a smirk* You also have to pledge that I'm the smartest and you'll do whatever I say because I'm the president.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Rully. She has a great singing voice, and I love the songs that she did get to sing. I'm a fan of the oldies myself.

Marvin: Yeah yeah, whatever... But I am the co-founder!

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: She sure does. I've heard you sing as well and you're fantastic. Me too. =)

Chamberlain: Good. Now as president, my first command is got you to...whack yourself in the head with your mallet!

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Aw, thank you! Yeah, nobody appreciates good music nowadays. Times have changed.

Marvin: ... *bonks himself on the head* There. By the way, do you know why the members might go flat?

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: I know what you mean. But maybe somebody will revive all of the good old stuff someday.

Chamberlain: *ignores him* My second command is for you to keep whacking yourself in the head repeatedly until I say stop. =P

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Let's hope so. ... Hey Zoot, you remember when Raquel Welch guest starred?

Marvin: ... O_o *bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk (etc.)*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Mmmm...yes. *sighs* <3

Chamberlain: *grinning* Keep going.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Really now? *a small, playful grin shows up on her face, but it's not likely that Zoot'll notice it*

Marvin: *bonks his head faster*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *daydreamy* What a babe...

Chamberlain: *watching, eating popcorn*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: What do you remember best about that episode?

Marvin: *continues bonking himself on the head*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Uhhh... *thinking for a second* The song she did with the giant spider. O_O *drool*

Chamberlain: *kicking back*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: You mean "Baby, It's Me?" Yeah, I was singin' 'n dancin' with it earlier. Right before I came into your room.

Marvin: *keeps bonking himself with mallet* -_-;

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Hubba hubba... O_O *fans himself*

Chamberlain: Mmmmmm... *timing him*

Ailie: *poking her head in to watch as well* O_o

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Well, I didn't exactly have the costume on, but I was singing and dancing like Raquel was. Also, there was no giant spider... which I am greatful of.

Marvin: When *bonk* can *bonk* I *bonk* stop? *keeps on bonking*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *already passed out*

Chamberlain: Five more hours, Marvin. =P

Dr. Teeth: *joins them* O_o

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *notices* Zoot? Honey? *kisses him on the lips* Are you okay?

Marvin: *for some reason, is jumping rope while bonking himself on the head with the mallet*

Lips: *decides to see what's goiing on* O_o

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *half conscious, muttering gibberish* Adda--wibba--?

Chamberlain: Now, I see the problem. *takes the mallet away and give him a steel hammer* Here, use this, Marvin.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *sits down beside him* Are you okay, Zoot?

Marvin: *is out with one conk on the head* X_X

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *shakes his head* Wha--? Oh, yeah...

Chamberlain: YAY!

Dr. Teeth: O_o...o_O *steals Marvin's wallet*

Ailie: O_O *steals Marvin's mustache*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Good. ... hey Zoot? If there was something that you wanted to do with your life, what would it be?

Lips: *steals the keys to the car and the deed to the Muppaphones*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: ... *thinks for a long time* ...

Chamberlain: *takes his mallet* *whacks Ailie with it*

Ailie: OW! ;_;

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *pulls out her laptop and searches for a specific video (or two or more)*

Lips: *gasps* Whaddaya just do to her, turkey! ? >_>

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Uhhhhh...

Chamberlain: I just knocked some sense into her! *cackles*

Ailie: No fair. We're weren't At the Dance. =P

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *kisses his cheek* Take your time.

Lips: ... *takes the mallet away from Chamberlain swiftly and silently*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *falls asleep*

Chamberlain: *takes Lips's hair away loudly and slowly* =P

Ailie: O_O

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *giggles* *holds him in her arms* *gently kisses him on the lips*

Lips: *screams* X_X

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *pulls her down to lie on the grass next to him*

Chamberlain: *cackles and retreats to his closet*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *does so* ... *sighs* It's a beautiful night out here.

Lips: ;_; That hurt! *grabs a random hat and puts it on over his head*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *nods and snuggles against her*

Ailie: Chamberlame! O_O Sorry about that, Lips. =/

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *snuggles back* It's so... pretty.

Lips: I-it's okay, Ailie. I understand...

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Not as pretty as you, Cait. =)

Ailie: *sighing, not sure what else to say* *glancing around the room* D'you wanna hang out with me?

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *blushes* Zoot...

Lips: Why not? I've got nothing better to do.

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: I mean it. =)

Ailie: *trying not to sound hurt* Yeah, me neither. So what do you want to do?

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: That is so sweet! *smiles sweetly*

Lips: Whatever you'd like to do is fine with me.

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *kisses her on the cheek*

Ailie: *shrugs* I don't really know what to do...

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *kisses him back* <3

Lips: ... can we talk?

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: <333

Ailie: Sure. About what?

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: I love you. <333

Lips: *sits down on the couch* Just... stuff. *motions for her to sit*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: I love you too. <333

Ailie: Oh, so now you want my advice? *sighs and obeys him* Spill.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Should we do a poetry competition about how much we love each other?

Lips: Look, Ailie, I'm sorry about last night. It just accidentally slipped out, that's all. I didn't mean for it to get to where it is now...

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: XD Maybe. But I'm pretty sure your's is way better than mine.

Ailie: It's okay. =/ I just--I wish I was half as cool as he is. I feel like a loser sometimes.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Hey, I love your little bursts of random knowledge.

Lips: You're not a loser, Ailie.

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *snugs her* Well, I'm sure your poetry is great.

Ailie: I know but compared to him, I feel like one. =/

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *blushes* Well, I did have a poem of mine in a poetry book when I was in seventh grade.

Lips: Don't feel like one. Stop thinking negatively about yourself.

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Really? Can you still remember it?

Ailie: I can't help it. I don't have a lot of confidence. =( But this isn't about me. I'm here to listen.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: It had to do about fall, and me meeting a little bear.

Lips: And I'm here to listen, too. Just remember that.

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Aw, that's cute. ^_^

Ailie: I know. But really, I want to help you first, Lips.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: And what even more amazing is that I made it all up.

Lips: ... *sighs* Okay. You know last night when we were playing that game?

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: It sure is. =)

Ailie: Mhm?

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Yeah. I have a pretty imaginative mind.

Lips: Well... after I had some time to think, I realized that... wel... I think I've been a little too overprotective of Caitlyn recently. I jsut didn't want to see her get hurt...

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: And that isn't bad at all.

Ailie: I know but you need to see that she's independent. I'm sure she appreciates you looking out for her but remember, she's a big girl. She can take care of herself. Who do you feel like you need to protect her from? Besides Chamberlain, of course. XP

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: I know, Zoot. I know...

Lips: *sighs* Well... I gues I was... a little... *starts to trail off*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *takes her by the hand and stares up at the moon*

Ailie: *nods solemnly*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: The moon... it looks lovely tonight...

Lips: I... I guess that I'm kind of feeling... *takes a deep breath* Jealous. I think that's why I started to be overprotective of her.

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *shyly* Cait...the moon doesn't look like you.

Ailie: Aw, Lips. How come? You don't have to be jealous of anybody.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: <33333 *hugs him*

Lips: Well... Zoot and I have been friends over the years. Then, I learn that they were... you know. And, well... I just... *sighs* Don't know what to say at the moment.

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *hugs her back* <33333

Ailie: *nods* I know. And Zoot's been a bit of a rat--okay, now that's an understatement. He's infested with the plague. XP *trying to cheer him up*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *kisses him* <3333333

Lips: *manages a weak smile* Thanks for trying, Ailie. *sighs* Anyway, then I learn that there's probably this mysterious third person.

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *snuggles her*

Ailie: Ja welcome. O_O So, who do you think it is. I mean, if you HAD to guess?

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *snuggles back*

Lips: ... I don't know? Another musician, maybe? An artistic person? Someone who makes her laugh? Or maybe she has a crush on somebody and won't tell us about it...

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *strokes her hair*

Ailie: ...you know who I think it is? *lowers her voice* Scooter.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *smiles*

Lips: ... Scooter. ... I don't know. They're too much alike.

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *smiles back*

Ailie: I remember she said that she thought he was cute once--I'm sure of it. And I know it couldn't be Floyd because he's with Janice or Newsie because he's a dork or Animal because...he's Animal or Dr. Teeth...'cause he's MINE! MINE, I TELL YOU! O_o *twitches*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: I love you.

Lips: *bursts out laughing*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: I love you too. =)

Ailie: *calmly* What? Is there something hanging out of my no--*twitches again* MINE! WO-MAN! *runs outside and chases after Cait* WO-MAN!

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: Nononono, wait! It was about--! .. the Animal comment...

Caitlyn: *looks up, confused* Huh? ... ZOOT! HELP!

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *gets up to chase Ailie and then falls on his face*

Ailie: WAHAHAHA--*crashes into a tree* Wo...man...

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *gets up* *cringes* Ow...

Lips: *runs out to the scene* You okay?

Caitlyn: Yeah. ... I'll go help the maniac up--

Lips: No, it wouldn't be sa-- ... *sighs* There I go again...

Caitlyn: ... *knows that it's risky, but helps Ailie up anyway. Why? Because she's her friend.* You okay?

Lips: ... *sighs* *almost reluctantly helps Zoot up*

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: I WHAT DO! EAT DRUMS! *bites into a treebranch*

Zoot: Don't touch meh. >_>

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: Fine. *lets him fall back down*

Caitlyn: O_O *runs to the protection of Zoot & Lips*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: X_X

Ailie: *chewing on the branch, almost docile* :3 *spits it out* WO-MAN!

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: I am an opossum! *plays dead* XP

Lips: ... Ailie, calm dow, girl... *slowly moves toward her*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: O_o

Ailie: DRUM-- *growls at Lips*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *whispers* Sorry, it was the first thing I could think of. ... and I can't believe I actually did that.

Lips: *flinches a little* ... *slowlly keeps on going* It's okay... I'm not gonna harm ya... easy there, girl...

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Whatever works...

Ailie: *cocks head* O_O OH-KAY!

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: ... I would've done something else...

Lips: O_O ... okay! Now the first thing I want you to do? I want you to calm down...

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Nah, it's okay...

Ailie: CALM DOWN! CALM DOWN!

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Mm-hmm... *swiftly kisses Zoot on the lips*

Li[s: Yes! Now, first... think happy thoughts. Think nice, happy thoughts.

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: <333 Just stay still...

Ailie: HAP-PY THOUGHTS! YEAH! YEAH!

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: <333 Mm-hmm...

Lips: THink of.. butterflies! Pretty buterflies! And, uh... bunny rabbits! Cute, little bunny rabbits!

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *watching Lips and Ailie*

Ailie: BUN-NY RAB-BIT! *softly* Want bun-ny rab-bit... :halo:

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *ditto* ... *snuggles up to the sax player*

Lips: ... oh, you like bunny rabbits? ... Big bunny rabbit?

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: I hope Lips knows what he's doing...not really...=P

Ailie: No, want small bun-ny rab-bit...

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: He looks like he knows...

Lips: Oh, a small bunny rabbit...

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: ...heh...nobody knows how to control her. Except Dr. Teeth...sometimes... XP

Ailie: ...pleasesh. *tries to bite Lips*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Wow...

Lips: *stops her* I'll give you one tomorrow. Okay?

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: No kidding. X_X This could get violent. *shrugs and pulls out a bag of chips*

Ailie: NO! WANT ONE NOW! WANT SMALL BUN-NY RAB-BIT!

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *hugs pillow*

Lips: Okay, okay! Here! *gives Ailie a small Muppa-Bunny Rabbit*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: O_O

Ailie: Want real bun-ny rab-bit! *bites Lips*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *gasps*

Lips: *holds Ailie's wrist with one of his hands* *points sternly at Ailie with the other* *sternly:* Look, all of the pet stores are closed right now. The only other bunny rabbit here is probably asleep. You can wait until tomorrow. Got it?

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *smirks*

Ailie: *jerks around violently until she breaks free* BUN-NY RAB-BIT!

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: I can't believe he's just shaking it off...

Lips: No! *tackles her to the ground* STAY! HEEL! SIT! CALM DOWN!

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Well, like I said, nobody else knows how to deal with her. XP

Ailie: SIT! HEEL! SIT! CALM DOWN! YEAH! YEAH!

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Well... he's doing good for a first time.

Lips: Lie down!

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Meh.

Ailie: LIE DOWN! LIE DOWN!

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: He does realize that both of them are already on the ground.

Lips: Close your eyes.

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Huh?

Ailie: NO! *starts chewing on Lips's leg*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: ... nevermind.

Lips: *grabs her shoulders and pulls her face away from his leg* Ailie, look me in the eyes!

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: EYES!

Zoot: Hey Lips, you're fighting a losing battle. She doesn't listen to anybody...besides her main squeeze. XP

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: really? I thought I was doing a pretty good job.

Caitlyn: *knocks off the reddish-ness in her face* Speaking of which, where is the good doctor?

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: Bun-ny rab-bit... *tackles Lips*

Zoot: Ha! *to Cait* Good question...