Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *scowls* No and I hope I don't anytime soon.

Dr. Teeth: Fuzzies! *huggles the Muppaphones*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: That's why I said "I know you might not want to answer this question" before I asked it.

Muppaphone B: I told you that we'd get caught!

Muppaphone G: Hey, how was I supposed to know, eh? -_-

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Well, I wasn't going to ignore you. I mean, you do want to know. =/ No, I haven't.

Dr. Teeth: Get caught doin' what? *still huggling them*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: ... Oh. Thanks, anyway.

Muppaphone W: Following you.

Muppaphone B: Shush, Wembley!

[The Count]

*Gobbles ginger chips like Cookie Monster. Mmm, that some good chips. Hey, where me Claudia go? Oh well... Dum-de-dum-dum...
Hey Bry,thanks for inviting us to go see the Muppet Movie in the park today. Hope everybody got a chance to enjoy themselves.

*Slips away to read some fanfic, and maybe pester Claudia about co-writing some of it.

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: A'ight, fans is one thing--but stalkers... *throws a brick at Chamberlain* Yo! Securiteh!

Chamberlain: *starts picking up the Muppaphones*

Dr. Teeth: No, wait! I wants this one! *picks up the cutest and lets the skeksis take the rest*

[AnimatedC9000]

Muppaphone M: *gasps* Gobo! Wembley! Boober! Red! Come back!

"Boober": *sighs* Why'd she have to name us after those Fraggle things?

"Red": Yeah, and why do we have the same personalities as them?

"Wembley": We do?

"Boober" & "Red": *facepalm*

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: *squeezes the Muppaphone* Aw, don' be afraid, fuzzy thang. I'mma love ya and feed ya and--

Ailie: *yanking him* Simon says let's go bug Tony.

Dr. Teeth: 'kay.

[The Count]

*Scoops up Muppaphone M, reuniting her with the others after diverting Chamberlain's attention with a prank howler, sending him to tear up that dead owl from before.

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: *steals M back and starts knocking on a door with the Muppaphone* TONEEEEEEEH!

Ailie: Wrong room. XP *leads him to the second level to Tony's dorm*

Dr. Teeth: Oh...righ'. O_o TONNNNNNNEEEEEEEH! *pounding on the door again*

Ailie: *facepalm*

[AnimatedC9000]

Muppaphone M (a.k.a. "Mokey"): Thank you, Ed. *is stolen again by Dr. Teeth* Huh? O_o

*a group of six Muppaphones pass by*

Muppaphone FP: You say something?

Muppaphone DT: ... No... but I think... someone who has a voice similar to my own musical one did. O_O

Muppaphone FP: *blinks* Freak City, man.

Muppaphone J: Fer sure.

Muppaphone A: TWI-LIGHT ZONE! TWI-LIGHT ZONE!

[Katzi428]

Prairie:The Muppet Dorms have been brought to you today by the letter H and by the number 1 million!Heehee!Just kidding!The number 10.Muppet Dorms are a production of Muppet Central. Goodnight everyone!

[Winslow Leach]

Tony goes to the door, which is wide open; he stares at Dr. Teeth, as he continues to pound.

Tony: o_O

Newsie: Who is it?

Tony: Well...it's not the Avon lady...Dr. Teeth? Um...Dr. Teeth...heh...the door...the door is open, man...what are you...pounding for?

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: O_o *stops and throws the Muppaphone at Newsie before sprinting into the dorm* DONATELLO! *snuggles Mr. Turtle*

Ailie: I'm selling...er, Zoot's Christina Aguilera CDs? Any takers? =P

[The Count]

Aaaah! Freaky guy in horrid makeup dressed as an ugglee woman! Evacuate all the hospitals pronto! I want everybody out of Gotham... Huh? It's just Dr. Teeth? Oh, erm... Sah-rree.
*Leaves cookies for Dr. Teeth and flees back to room locking the door.

[AnimatedC9000]

"Mokey": ;_; *runs away*

Muppaphone Z (aka "Zoot"): O_O You wouldn't dare! ... er...

"Floyd": O_o

"Zoot": ... I mean... what Christina Aguilara CDs? o_O

[The Count]

Hey... Has anybody seen Muppaphone L?

[AnimatedC9000]

"Floyd": Y'mean, "Lips"? Yeah, I've been wonderin' that, too.

"Janice": He just like, dissapeared...

"Animal": *studies Ailie* Aah, wo-man!

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: Wha--? I ain't wearin' makeup, monkey chu--COOKIES! *grabby*

Ailie: Transvestites are hawt. =P *gawks at the Animal muppaphone* Aw...<3

Zoot: *runs around in the Frank costume again*

[AnimatedC9000]

"Dr. Teeth": Cookies! ? GIMME! *tries to get a cookie*

"Zoot": *bounces after the real Zoot*

"Animal": Wo-man!

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: *spraying crumbs everywhere* Get outta my face! *swats the Muppaphone*

Zoot: Ew...mine is balding. ;_;

Ailie: *cuddles the Animal Muppaphone*<3333

[The Count]

*Clicking slippers together... Unca D, I wanna go home! *Zonks out on his bed instead in some half-demented dreams about a dark dreary Wonderland, and the girl of blueish skin with long blue tresses named Nora who must trevail the trechearous terrains.

[AnimatedC9000]

"Dr. Teeth": Ya wanna run that by me again?

"Zoot": Ew, this is the guy I was named after? O_o

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: I says--

Ailie: Dr. Teeth?

Dr. Teeth: Word?

Ailie: Can this be our baby? *holds up the Animal Muppaphone*

Dr. Teeth: Why not? XP

Zoot: Hmmph. >_>

[The Count]

*Snuggling with Muppaphone J, both fast asleep.

[Winslow Leach]

Dr. Teeth: O_o *stops and throws the Muppaphone at Newsie before sprinting into the dorm* DONATELLO! *snuggles Mr. Turtle*

Ailie: I'm selling...er, Zoot's Christina Aguilera CDs? Any takers? =P

Newsie is floored by the Muppaphone.

Newsie: Augh! It's alive!

Mr. Turtle: Oh, dear, not this horrid creature again!

Tony: Hey Ailie...did Zoot finally outgrow Xtina or what? Um...thanks anyway, but I don't think any of us want--

Lefty: Is dat Christina Arugula? I tink I'll take da whole lot...I...er...have a "friend"...riiiiiiiiiiiight...I'll trade ya a wowwy-pop fer 'em all...dat's more dan fair! Now hand 'em over!

[AnimatedC9000]

"Animal": *blinks* Da-da? O_o

"Dr. Teeth": ... meh, I don't understand anything anymore, man. -_-;

"Janice": *wakes up* o_O

"Zoot": Bleh. =P

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *snatches his CDs back* Leave Xtina alone =P

Dr. Teeth: *whispering to Mr. Turtle* Er, the horrid creatuh is mah son--

Ailie: *cradling "Animal"* I heard that! Btw, It's your turn to give him a bath so don't even think about going back to the office!

[Winslow Leach]

Zoot: *snatches his CDs back* Leave Xtina alone =P

Lefty follows Zoot, badgering him.

Lefty: 'Ey, wait up! I want dose CDs! My..."friend" is actually a dolphin down at da aquarium, see, an' he refuses ta perform unless it's to da music of Xtina! Now hand 'em over, before I get nasty witcha! I know kara-tay!

(Lefty does a ridiculous move that is definitely NOT karate)

Lefty: See how fast I am, Slim? I'd watch out if I was you!

[AnimatedC9000]

"Animal": Mom-ma? *innocent eyes*

"Newsie": *jumping up and down* Hey, Tommy! Lookit me, I'm your roomate in Muppaphone form! ... Tommy! Hey! Lookit, lookit, lookit!

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: I don't think so... X_X *nudges Lefty lightly to scare him away*

Ailie: EEEEE! <333 Should I give him a bottle or br--

Dr. Teeth: O_o Uh, stick wit the bottle, sweet thang. We're semi in public.

Ailie: Okies. *holds "Animal" gently and coaxes him to drink*

[AnimatedC9000]

"Animal": *drinks the contents of the bottle contently...*

Random audience: Aww...

"Animal": *... then eats the rest of the bottle* *burps* 'Scuse me!

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *croons* He's so cute...

Chamberlain: O_O Where do babies come from?

Ailie and Dr. Teeth: ... *exchange a weird expression* O_o

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: You mean... you don't know? O_o

Pretty much all assembled here: O_o

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: Well, maybe Luna Lovegood and Blaise Zabini here can show me--

Ailie: O_o *throws a brick at Chamberlain*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: ... we shall not speak of this topic again.

All: Agreed.

Caitlyn: Right.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: I'm in. *to Chamberlain* Oh, and I don't find Luna to be an insult--she's a compliment actually. A really good one. <333

Chamberlain: *mutters* Fine....Winky.

Ailie: *cries* Just because I have a butterbeer addiction and I'm short--

Dr. Teeth: Don't be hatin', Chamberlame. =P

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Like the saying goes, "Don't hate the player, hate the game". *looks at Dr. Teeth* Right?

"Dr. Teeth": Right... wait, were ya talkin' ta me?

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: Mhm. *shoves the Muppaphone out a window "accidently"* Oops. =P

[AnimatedC9000]

"Dr. Teeth": ... although there might be exceptions to the rule. X_X

Caitlyn: ... when was the last time that anyone saw Lips or Zoot?

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: Well, I haven't seen Lips but Zoot's over there asleep in a corner. Speaking of which, can you hold "Animal" for me? *falls asleep in Dr. Teeth's arms*

Chamberlain: *throws Zoot over his shoulder and carries him back to Dorm 17*

Dr. Teeth: *in a low voice* Don't worry, Cait. I bet Lips'll catch up with ya back in yer dorm. It's not like him to ditch ya--he's probably waitin' fer ya righ' now. =) I should probably take Ailie back to our's though. *somehow manages to give her a reassuring hug while trying not to drop Ailie* 'Night, baby. *disappears*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: ... 'night. ... *goes back to room and lies on her bed, but not before sending "Animal" and his new crib over to Ailie's room**starts to go to sleep*

Lips: *comes in, carrying several boxes and sacks* *sees Cait asleep* ... *sighs* *lies beside her and takes her in his arms*

Marvin: *has been asleep*

Majority of the Muppaphones: *asleep*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *has been awake for a while* *silently slips out of Lips' so she won't wake him up* *inserts the VHS version of "The Three Caballeros" into the VCR* *pushes Play*

*the opening notes start to play*

Lips: *wakes up with a start, a terrified look on his face* AAAHHH! Disney World '90! DON'T LEAVE ME HERE!

Marvin: *wakes up with a joyous look on his face* Ah, my native land!

Muppaphones: *wake up with various emotions*

Caitlyn: Good morning, everyone!

Lips: *a look of relief on his face* Oh, it's only... Good morning, Caitlyn.

Marvin: *sighs* Morning. -_-

Muppaphones: *various greetings*

[The Count]

*Pops in... Hi Cait. Found this little beauty on my pillow when I woke up today.
*Hands over a blonde-haired Muppaphone with bright red lips.
Oh... And she helped me find this other little guy hiding out in the breadbox.
*Hands over another Muppaphone with a frizzy yellow-yarned fro.

Take care of 'em... Would hate to find out some predatory Skexus devoured the entire band. :scary:

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Thanks, Ed! *sets them down with the rest of the band*

Lips: *studie the Muppaphone named after him* This is... me?

"Lips": *looks back* You're the guy I'm named after?

"Floyd": Wait! Where's "Animal"?

Caitlyn: With his mommy and daddy.

Lips: Mommy and... daddy? O_o

Caitlyn: Long story... sort of. We'll visit Ailie and the gang and you'll see.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *rocking "Animal"* I feel old... XP *pokes Zoot* You take over, Aunt Crazehlady.

Zoot: But--

Ailie: Pfft, you know you want to. *hands him the Muppaphone* =P

Zoot: *gets spit up on* -_-

[AnimatedC9000]

"Animal": Unca! *claps... somehow*

*Caitlyn & her roomies are outside the door with balloons, baby toys, and various baby stuff*

Caitlyn: *knocks on the door with her foot*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *throws "Animal out a window* =P *to the door knocking* Uh, there's nobody home!

Chamberlain: *outside...for some reason* Nya? *tries to eat the muppaphone*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: O_O *gives the stuff she was holding to the boys, rushes outside, kicks Chamberlain, and saves "Animal"* Don't worry, Auntie Caitlyn's here.

Lips: *outside the door* Can you please let yus in? I don't know how much longer we can hold all of this baby stuff!

Marvin: And the pressure is doubled now!

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *accidently on purpose trips Lips and Marvin*

Chamberlain: My organs! X_X

[AnimatedC9000]

*everyone trips* X_X

*a binky flies into Zoot's mouth*

Caitlyn: *comes back in carrying "Animal"*

"Animal": HA HA!

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Mmph. *sucks on it and falls asleep*

Ailie: *takes "Animal" back* <3 Thankies.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Welcome. We brought some stuff over for you guys. *motions to her roomies*

Roomies: *are in a pile of baby stuff* @_@

[The Count]

*Meanwhile... Organ music plays eerily as I scheme my payback for Beth. Hmmm, how can I fit this line... Hey Count, what rhymes with... Now lemme see, if this goes here...

*Sets to typing, hoping she'll like it. :batty:

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *finishes putting together the baby mobile for the crib* There.

Lips: *putting together the play pen*

Marvin: *putting together the changing table* *glares at Cait*

Caitlyn: *ignores Marvin and attatches the mobile to the crib* Perfecto.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: You guys, you really didn't have to do all that. =P I appreciate it but he's just going to eat that stuff anyway.

Chamberlain: *blows up the equipment*

Ailie: Or that'll happen. -_-

[AnimatedC9000]

Marvin: *glares at Cait*

Caitlyn: ... oh. *chuckles nervously* ^_^; ... So... what now?

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *shrugs*

Dr. Teeth: *nudging Ailie, looking out of it* Yo Ailie, there's somethin' wrong with the garbage disposal. It sounds like Chewbacca takin' a--

Ailie: -_- Chamberlain thought it'd be funny to stick a fork down there.

Dr. Teeth: Oh...'kay...

Chamberlain: Well, it was! =P

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: Bummer.

Caitlyn: *notices that Zoot is still asleep with the binky in his mouth* *quickly takes a picture with a camera* *giggles*

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: Dang...Chamberlame beat me to it. >_>

Zoot: *twitches in his sleep*

Chamberlain: *sells copies of the picture on the street*

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *looks at Caitlyn*

Caitlyn: ... what? It's cute in a funny way!

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *spits the binky out and it hit Lips in the forehead* *wakes up* Why's everyone staring at meh? O_o

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: ... Mmmm... Morning, Zoot! ^_^

Lips: *rubs his forehead*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Morning Cait. =) *to Lips* Is your scar hurting, Harry? Oh...I kill myself... =P

Chamberlain: Unless you want me to do it for you...

Zoot: Huh?

Chamberlain: Nothing...

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *mumbles* I'm not Harry... >_>

Caitlyn: So, how are you, Zoot? *gives Ailie a glance that says "If Lips is Harry and Zoot's Malfoy, am I Hermione in all this? O_o"*

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: XD I think Zoot's more like Voldemort. *pulls off his hat* They're both baldy! O_O

Zoot: Hey! ;_; *tries to snatch it back from Ailie*

Chamberlain: Can I be Lucius?

Ailie: Pfft...you're Hagrid. =P

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *laughs because of Chamberlain's role*

Lips: *laughs at Zoot's expense*

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: *sulks* -_-

Ailie: Ooh, and I'm Luna. =) "I suspect nargles are behind it..." O_o *pokes Zoot/Voldy* Bother.

Zoot: *evil hiss*

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *chuckles* =P

Caitlyn: What about me, Dr. Teeth 'n Marvin? What roles do we play?

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: You're definitely Hermione. =) And Marvin is...uh...Wormtail. XP And Dr. Teeth can be...*thinks* ...one of Ron's older brothers. Maybe Bill because he looks kind of like a rocker. <3

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Awesome! =)

Marvin: I am not a worm. -_-;

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: Fo' reals. I mean...nargles...? O_o

Dr. Teeth: So if I'm Bill, does that make ya Fleur too, Ailie? O_o

Ailie: Yesh. <3 *wide eyed*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *thinks* Wait a minute... Hermione ends up with Ron, not Harry! And Harry ends up with Ginny!

Lips: Great. Now what? -_-

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: Well, I guess Lips is Ron then. I miss being a Harry/Hermione shipper, though. =(

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: I like Harry/Hermione better, to be honest. It makes more sense with me.

Lips: So am I Harry or Ron? And who's Zoot again?

[The Count]

Meh... Just so long as we're not at the phase where Ron made Hermoine cry because of his snogging one of the other Griffendor girls. Would say Pansie, but I might be wrong. Better get Erin down in Room #7 in on this, she's the other Harry fan/expert among us.
*Disapparates quickly.

Oh, and Jinny in Deathly Hollows <333.
*Secretly pilfers the Diadem of Ravenclaw before it gets burned to nothing.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: Harry. And Zoot's Voldemort. XP It was Lavender, Ed and she was wicked annoying--I can only imagine how lame it's going to be in the movie. X_X

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: I vote that we do our own version of the books.

Muppaphone #63: I second the motion.

Marvin: Ditto.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: You mean like a muppet version? I'm totally for that. ^_^

Zoot: *pokes Ailie* Go fetch me my snake, house elf!

Ailie: O_O *squeaks* Yes, ma'am.

[The Count]

*In bad Monty Python British voice: Sorry sir, we're fresh out of snakes.

Feh, with all the cutting and cramming they do, will that even be in the movie version of HBP?
Muppet version of HP? That takes me back. Waaaay ago in the realms of fanfic, I considered a Muppet version starring Crazy Harry Potter, Ernie Wheezly and Prairione Granger, but I held off on it because I wanted to get all the books and the whole story straightened before filling out the cast. That did lead to something which makes me laugh every time I think about it... A parody version based on the tongue-twister of Betty Botter, taking place in a realm centered around baked goods. Never got past the planning stages though. Lord Moldicrust. *Snickers. Ketchupdor, Relishin', Sauercraw, and Mustersquirt Houses... *LOL.

*Sighs contentedly. Just sent the last school essay, now it's a matter of sitting back and seeing if I get the last few creds to graduate with honors after having to pay myself for two summer courses.

Yaey! Off to freedom!

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Good idea, Ailie! Now, we need someone who can fit the role of either Harry, Hermione, Ginny, Ron, Voldemort, or any of the other characters. Any ideas?

Lips: What happened to me as Harry?

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: Yesh, it's been confirmed that it is (*is a nerd*) but still, you're right about the cutting. They destroyed GoF and that was my favorite book. -_- I like the first two movies better, they weren't chopped to bits. *to Cait* Well, definitely Kermit as Harry, Fozzie as Ron, and Piggy as Hermione. Now...Uncle Deadly would make an awesome Voldemort. And Floyd and Janice would be good as Lupin and Tonks.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *nods* ... well, actually, they cut much of the Dursleys' moving around so that the people mailing Harry wouldn't reach him in the first movie. Also, they cut Nearly Headless Nick's deathday party and changed it so that we didn't see when the dragon was released and that Ron got detention instead of Neville.

Lips: O_O *jawdrop*

Caitlyn: ... for some reason, I stopped reading the books after the fifth one, but I own all seven of them. *to Ailie* That's... reasonable. I can see that. *keeps Wikipedia open*

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: I know but those were pretty minor compared to the cuts in the 3rd and 4th. I know what you mean. I thought the 6th and 7th books were a little disappointing. Maybe because I didn't want them to end. XP

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Yeah... You know what? I thought of the perfect title for the series.

Marvin: Which would be...?

Caitlyn: "Kermie Frogger"! XD

Marvin: But of course... I live with a weirdo. -_-;

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: LOL! Perfect. XD

Chamberlain: *to Marvin* You think you have it bad--I live with 3.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Yes! XP Now, what roles could the others have?

Marvin: *sighs* We're probably the only ones with sanity left.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: Well, it's hard because there's a lot of girls in HP and not a lot of muppety ones. =/

Chamberlain: You said it.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: ... true, very true. Let's start with just one Muppet: uh... Zoot, for instance. What role could he play?

Marvin: *nods* ... wanna form a club?

[Erine81981]

*waiting for Pizza Hut's P-Zone* I love the P-Zone. I just can't get enough of it.

Bruce: Then why don't you marry it. *laughs*

Ha ha ha ha very funny. Really old joke Bruce.

Bruce: But it still works. *laughs as he walks to his room*

*nods head* Wonder what to watch tonight? *cheaks Dish Network channel guide* Hmmmmm could watch Hanna Montana but seen this one. Dirty Jobs is new but it doesn't come on till 8. I know i almost forogot. I have my "Scrubs" season 4 that i haven't watched all yet.

Murray: *walks in* Hey Kyle!

Ovejita: Hola Kyle.

Hey Murray and Ovejita. You two Wanna watch some Scrubs with me?

Murray: Sorry. Me and Ovejita are going to *dramatic music plays* Swimming!

Ovejita: Natación!

Oh...ok. You two be careful.

Murray: Don't worry. Grover is lifegarding today.

Good to know. I just hope he hasn't forgot like the last time he thought he had it all.

Murray: If not. We'll get someone who knows.

Ok. Ya'll have fun.

Murray: Bye! *runs out the door*

Ovejita: ¡Adiós! *shoots out the door after Murray*

Isn't that lamp just the cutest. *turns on the DVD player and starts the show*

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: Um...maybe Percy or Quirrell because they're gits. XP

Zoot: Hey!

Dr. Teeth: Or Moaning Myrtle.

Ailie: Or Snape. =P

Dr. Teeth: Or Fluffy. XP

Ailie: Or the basilisk.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *giggles* Come on, let's not torture poor Zoot now. Let's move onto another role.

Lips: What about Dr. Teeth or Gonzo?

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: I think I'd be Bellatrix Lestrange...

Bunsen: Oh, and who would I be? Would I be the ever-dashing Cedric? *Flatters himself*

Claudia: Nah, you'll be Slughorn.
Beaker would be Percy! He's fione. <3

Beaker: D:

Dr. Van Neuter: And lemme guess....I'd be....

Claudia: WORMTAIL...XD

Composta: *Knocks her out*

Claudia: .....*THUD*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *laughs* Any other role suggestions from you, Squeekey?

Lips: Nobody answered my earlier question: what roles could Dr. Teeth and/or Gonzo take?

Caitlyn: Hmm... Maybe Gonzo and Rizzo or Pepe and Rizzo could be the Weasley twins.

Lips: ... that's a possibility.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *heals Claudia* Bellatrix is HOT! <333 I never really thought Neville was that amazing. =P

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Ailie, should Gonzo and Rizzo or Pepe and Rizzo be the Weasley twins? Or should we give those roles to someone else?

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: Pepe and Rizzo. Gonzo should be Mr. Weasley because they're both weirdos. XP

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *chuckles* Good thinkin'. Now, which one--Pepe or Rizzo-- should be Fred?

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: Fred's the more sarcastic one so probably Rizzo.

Zoot: *sneaks away from the conversation to try on Ailie's dresses*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Fair enough. You know, you told me earlier that there weren't that many female Muppets. We could always use Fraggle Rock and Sesame Street characters for this too.

Lips: Okay, the question about Gonzo was answered, but not the one about Dr. Teeth. Who could he be?

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *glancing over at Zoot leaving and trying to hide her smile* Oh, yeah...that's true. Bill Weasley, Lips. It's so lame that he keeps getting cut out of the movies, though.

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: Thank you, Ailie.

Caitlyn: The Weasleys are gonna be one heck of a family... and we haven't even finished casting all of them yet. XP

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: I know, totally. XD Hey, I'll be right back. *shuffles into her room* Zoot, need some help?

Zoot: *crashing around in stilettos* Yeah, can you zip me up in the back? X_X

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *types the casting (what they already have of it, anyway) on her laptop* *thanks the Internet for the Harry Potter Wiki: ( http://harrypotter.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page )*

Lips: Hmm... *tries to think of other Muppets that they could include*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *adjusting his heels* Don't tell me they're still talking about Harry Potter. *sighs*

Ailie: Aw, don't be a wet blanket, Voldy. XP *surveys Zoot for a second* You're a pretty girl. O_o

Zoot: O_o Uh, thanks?

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: I don't know what reminded me of this, but... *goes out of the room*

Caitlyn: ... okay? O_o

Lips: *comes back in, carrying a HUGE (but not too huge) box* This came in the mail for you yesterday.

Caitlyn: Really? *opens it*

Lips: It didn't say who it was from, though.

Caitlyn: *pulls out a toaster, an electric blanket, a desk lamp, a clock radio, and a vacuum cleaner* Wow, we sure could use these things in our room! *holds the desk lamp* This would go great on my computer desk. It could give me extra light!

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *struts around* Are you sure I look okay?

Ailie: You're a better woman, than I am, at least. XP *belches and shakes dandruff into the air* O_O *sings Lola under her breath*

[Erine81981]

*eatting the last bit of the P-Zone* (mouthful) Mmmmmmm tis is guuuuud! *dances around while chewing the last peices*

Grover: Helllllllo there Kyle babieeee! *slaps me on the back*

*coughs starts to choke*

Grover: Uh oh! HELP! I have made Kyle choke.

Murray: *rushes in* I will save the day! *runs over to me and does the Himlick Munver*

*coughs, whiles mouth* *on the ground* Thanks Murray. *gasping for air* I never knew *taking in mouths of air* you knew that.

Murray: Me and Ovejita learned it just the other day.

Ovejita: Yea! *laughs*

Thanks again.

Grover: *tears up* I am so sorry Kyle.

It's alright Grover. Don't worry. You didn't know that i was eatting. It happens.

Murray & Ovejita: It does?

Grover: So you are not mad?

Not at all. I was just scared. But next time you might want to watch what your about to do.

Grover: Ok.

*hugs Grover*

Murray: *scratches head*

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: Now... uh...

Caitlyn: *tuning the radio* I don't know who Scooter should be. Let's wait until Ailie comes back.

Lips: Okay. ... What about the others, though? Who could they play?

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *returns with Zoot* Backie. This is my new friend Xtina. XP

Zoot: Voulez vous coucher-- *falls on his face* X_X

Ailie: Ooh, we should talk Chamberlain into Mya and Dr. Teeth into being L'il Kim.

Zoot: You really wanna see them dressed as woman? O_o

Ailie: Mehbeh... =P

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: O_o

Caitlyn: *giggles* *helps "Xtina" up while still giggling* *through giggles* Are you okay?

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Yesh...just kind of dizzy...how do you chicks walk in these things? X_X

Ailie: *kidnaps her boyfriend and Chamberlain and forces them to dress in drag* Mwahahahaha!

Chamberlain: Makeup burnssszzz!

Dr. Teeth: And these fishnets make meh look fat! ;_;

Chamberlain: Believe me, the fishnets are not doing that. =P

Dr. Teeth: *sobs*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: High heels? Well, it requires balance. I hardly ever wear heels, myself.

Lips: O_O *starts to run away*

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: Yeah, the most I can handle is 3 inches high but I fall down anyway.

Dr. Teeth: Ailie, is I pretty?

Ailie: Yes, L'il Kim. You is. XP

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: I perfer sneakers 'n sandals myself.

Lips: *opens the door & closes it behind him*

[Winslow Leach]

Crazy Harry walks down the hallway, carrying a round black bomb with a fuse on the end; he stands in front of Ailie's door, and lights the fuse, laughing with glee. He bangs on the door.

Crazy Harry: LEMME IN! THERE'S A GIANT OCTOPUS OUT HERE THAT'S ABOUT TO EAT ME, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: No, don't let him see me like this!

Dr. Teeth: Ailieh... these leather boots hurt--*falls over*

Ailie: *opens the door serenely*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *quickly closes the door so that Crazy Harry can't get in* Don't you see that it's a trap! ? O_O *helps Dr. Teeth up*

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: Crazy Harry's my homeboy. *let's him in*

Dr. Teeth: Thanks, Ca-- *trips again*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *pushes Crazy Harry back outside and locks the door* Carzy Harry is a maniac! *helps Dr. Teeth up... again*

[Winslow Leach]

Crazy Harry (holding out bomb) HAHAHAHAHA! Is there a Mr. Chamber--(gets an eyeful of Ailie's roomies in drag)--uh...wow! (shakes head to clear it) Is there a Mr. Chamberlain in here? His mother sent a special surprise that he'll get a real charge out of, mhahahahahahahaha!

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: TOO BAD! =P *bites and lets him in*

Dr. Teeth: *slams into the wall*

Chamberlain: *runs away*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: OW! *examines the bite for any major damage* *catches Dr. Teeth before he falls* *throws Crazy Harry's bomb out the window*

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: Cait...I'm a'ight. Seriousleh-- *staggers around and falls down a random flight of stairs*

Ailie: *calling down to him* Now what did I tell you about drinking all that maple syrup?

Dr. Teeth: *blankly* Mmmm...doughnuts...

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *sighs* *quickly descends the stairs and helps the keyboardist up* No, you're not. I'll tell you what: I'll help you walk around for the rest of the night. All right?

[Winslow Leach]

Crazy Harry runs across the room, and leaps out the window, following his bomb.

Crazy Harry: My preciousssssssssss.....

SPLUT!

Harry hits the ground...

KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Harry explodes...

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: Nyaaaa... *tries to bite Cait's hand away* I is no helpless grandpahead, woman! So get outta my facesh. -_- *crashes into another wall*

Ailie: *watches Crazy Harry explode with fascination and claps* O_O

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *stops the good doctor from falling* Reconsidering the offer?

Lips: *looks back into the room* Is it safe?

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: Huh-yell to the no. *sprints back up the stairs and knocks over 3 lamps, five vases, a random statue of a fish, and the TV*

Ailie: O_o *watching everything break* Wheeeeeee...

[Winslow Leach]

Newsie (knocks on Ailie's door) Knock knock, is me, Newsie. Tommy sent me down here. He saw Crazy Harry leave our room with a bomb, and was worried that...(sees a piece of Harry's shirt slowly blowing through the air) ...hmm...I guess he didn't make it...as usual. Well...I am not splurging for flowers this time! Every week I have to spend at least half of my paycheck on that chucklehead because...ah, who am I kidding? I'll end up pitching in anyway. I hate being such a pushover!

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: -_-; Try to be a nice person... *walks back up the stairs*

Lips: *quickly picks up the five appliances that Caitlyn now owns and carries them back to the room to be protected from furthur harm*

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: *bites Newsie* Well, if it isn't Mr. Fun Sucker... =P

Dr. Teeth: *staring at the mess* Did I do thaaaat? O_o *scrambles into Tony's dorm to play with Mr. Turtle*

[The Count]

*Sigh... Missed out on all the HP casting chatter. Will have to have a talk with some people when the anniversary comes around this year. *Lies down and falls asleep, head hurting with all the shenanigans outside.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Git away! *pushes Chamberlain away from Newsie* I am so sorry about him, Newsie. *to Ailie* ... *sighs*

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: But he ish a dork... =P

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: A dork who refuses help at that... -_-;

[Winslow Leach]

Newsie: Whew, that was a close one! Thank you for saving me from that flying rodent, Caitlyn. Gee wiz, I hope I don't get rabies...(Newsie takes a can of mace out of his pockets, and holds it out toward Chamberlain; unfortunately, the can is aiming at Newsie's own face; Newsie sprays...and the obvious outcome ensues)

Newsie: #&% ! ! ! ! !

Newsie walks backward, trips over his own feet, and crashes to the floor, gagging and holding his eyes)

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Don't mention it-- *Newsie falls* O_O *helps him back up* Dang, did you get the wind knocked out of you. Come on now, breathe in *inhales*... breathe out. *exhales* Breathe in *inhales*... breathe out. *exhales* Breathe in *inhales* ... Breathe out. *exhales* Repeat this as many times *inhales* ... as nessecary. *exhales* I'll go get *inhales* ... the eyedrops. *exhales* *leaves to get the eyedrops*

Lips: *enters the room* What'd I miss?

[Winslow Leach]

Lips: *enters the room* What'd I miss?

(Newsie, rolling around the floor)

Newsie: Only your friendly neighborhood newscaster macing himself in the face...wauuuuughhhh....

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: Ouch.

Caitlyn: *comes back in with the eyedrops* *helps Newsie up* Don't move around like that. You'll probably make it worse.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *wanders over to Tony's dorm with Zoot to find Dr. Teeth trying to feed the TV beans*

Dr. Teeth: *shoving the spoon into the screen* That's right, Tom Selleck. Eat up. ^_^ MMMMMM! *a different guy replaces Tom Selleck* Hey! No food fo' ya! Ya already had yer turn! NO! BAD!

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *walks by the room* *in a mock-Scotish accent* Yer husband needs help, Ailieh. -_- *in normal voice* I've got an injured newsman to take care of. *heads back to Newsie*

[Winslow Leach]

Tony and Lefty stare as Dr. Teeth tries to feed the TV.

Lefty: Dat's not...dat's not normal behavior is it, slug?

Tony: Um...I don't think so...Ailie...if your looking for your hubby...there he is...

Lefty: What are ya, crazy or sometin'? Leave him here, and we kin charge da saps five cents apiece ta see da dope tryin' ta feed Mr. Magnavox over 'ere...

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: *trying to mow the lawn inside* BOB SAGET! *falls over* MR. TURTLE! *breaks the cage and grabbys him* I LUFF YA!

Ailie: I know. Isn't he adorable? XP

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *carrying Newsie back to his own room* Needs to be taken care of, in my opinion. *puts Newsie down on his bed* Ailie, seriously, what led you to marry him?

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: ...he makes me laugh. XP

Dr. Teeth: The garbage disposal sounds like Chewbacca takin' a --

Zoot: *swats him* Bad!

[Winslow Leach]

Mr. Turtle: Put me down, you demented owl-brained mongoose! I shall phone the ASPCA immediately! This is turtle abuse! I haven't been manhandled this way since Richard Burton used me as a hockey puck! At least I knew what that rapscallion was under the influence of. You I'm not sure about, and it scares the dickens out of me! A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Uh-huh. O_o ... jjust leave him alone for now, Zoot. He'll probably snap out of it sooner or later. And speak in smaller words, Mr. Turtle. He might not be able to understand some of them.

[Winslow Leach]

Tony: Aaargh! I can't take the madness anymore!

(knocks on trap door)

Sweetums? Bean? Animal? Floyd? Janice? I know Alex is out, but would one of you let me up? My room is turning into a madhouse!

[WhiteRabbit]

Mr. Turtle: Put me down, you demented owl-brained mongoose! I shall phone the ASPCA immediately! This is turtle abuse! I haven't been manhandled this way since Richard Burton used me as a hockey puck! At least I knew what that rapscallion was under the influence of. You I'm not sure about, and it scares the dickens out of me! A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!

Dr. Teeth: O_O DICKENS! HAHAHAHAH-- *crashes into a wall* I wish I had a kingdom... *serenely* With a horse...horses is preeeeetty. And they go MOO!

Zoot: Yeah, this always happens late at night, Cait. You've heard of being overtired, right? When you brain starts to melt when you haven't gotten enough sleep? Yeah... *motions towards his bandmate*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *nods* I gotcha. ... somehow, I'm getting... a little bit hotter by all this... helping... *face reddens slightly* Zoot, help.

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Why do I have to do everything?

Dr. Teeth: Ailieh, I wanna watch The Lion King. Can we watch The Lion King? LIONS! *nudges her* Rawr?

Ailie: *sighs* You should go to bed. =P

Dr. Teeth: Fudd sandwich, I don't wanna. -_-

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Think I might... *faints*

Lips: *enters just in time to see Caitlyn faint* O_O What happened?

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: Cait went sleepeh. ;_; Ailie, Capn' Crunch's starin' at meh. *throws the cereal box across the room*

Zoot: *faints on top of her*

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *examiles her* ... I think she went into a state of semi-consiousness.

Caitlyn: *semi-consiously* Rawrsh. <3

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: FRUITY PEBBLES IS DELICIOUS-LIKE STUFF! *pours them on top of Lips's head* I doesn't have any milk. =(

Zoot: *out of it* I'm gonna live with underground grandma!

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: ... am I the only one normal and not out of it here?

Caitlyn: *starts making out with the nearest living thing-which is, at the moment, Zoot* <333

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *squees and makes out back with her* <33333 I told you she loved me, afro head!

Dr. Teeth: Ailie...where did Clifford the big, red dog go to the bathroom?

Ailie: X_X I have no idea...

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *jawdrop* She-- she's only semi-concious! She probably doesn't know what she's thinking!

Caitlyn: Take meh home... <333

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Oh, I will. <3333 *carries her back to Dorm 17 and into his own room*

Dr. Teeth: ...marshmellow peeps... *follows them*

Ailie: -_- *returns to her dorm as well and collapses onto the couch*

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: ... Caitlyn? ... *tries to fight the tears* No... it can't be... *goes back to Dorm 15 and sits on the window seat* *cries*

Radio: *plays a sad, heart-felt tune that sounds like it came back from the Swing era*

Lips: *shoots a glare at the radio* Shut up.

Radio: *is now silent*

Caitlyn: Babeh... <333

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Honey. <3 =) *switches off the light*

Dr. Teeth: *pokes his head in* Nya?

Zoot: Shoo! Go on, freak-o! Get lost. =P

Dr. Teeth: MEH! *slams the door and goes to bug Lips* O_O

[AnimatedC9000]

Radio: *on again, this time playing "Boulevard of Broken Dreams" by Tony Bennett*

Lips: *still crying*

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: Aw... =( *licks Lips* Don't cry, homeboy... *thinks* Want a marshmellow? They taste like happy. ^_^

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: ... *sniffs* Caitlyn left me... ;_; ... *suddenly* And the stupid radio isn't helping anything!

Radio: Hey, buddy, I'm setting the mood here! Do ya mind?

Lips: Yes, I do!

[Beakerfan]

Alex: *suddenly realizes someone has been knocking on the trapdoor and opens it*

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: Well, be quiet with yer melancholy b.c.! *stuffs a sock into the radio* Cait doesn't know what she's doin'. X_X She didn't mean it...it's like the time when--when--eh, I dunno...

[WhiteRabbit]

Alex: *suddenly realizes someone has been knocking on the trapdoor and opens it*

Chamberlain: O_O MMMMM...hello...my love...

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: It's amazing how this talk isn't making me feel better. *hint of sarcasm* -_-

Lamp: ... well?

Radio: *spits the sock out* Well what?

Lamp: Aren't ya gonna comment?

Radio: And risk another sock in my system? Yer outta yer mind, Lefty! *shakes head (?)* Er... Lampy.

Lampy: *sighs* -_-;

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: Lips, the furniture is talking... O_O *scared* *pokes the lamp* ACK! IT BURNSZ US!

[AnimatedC9000]

Lampy: O_o

Radio: Shiitake mushrooms, Private, we've been discovered!

Vacuum: We wouldn't be discovered if ya hadn't opened your yap in the middle of the night!

Radio: Come here and say that again, Chrome Dome!

Vacuum: What! ?

Radio: Oh, I'm sorry. I meant to say "Vacuuous Vacuum"!

Vacuum: *glares at Radio*

Lips: O_O ... Oh... my freakin' gosh...

[Beakerfan]

Alex: *startled* Oh... um.... hello Chamberlain.... erm..... won't you come in? Ummm..... I'm sorry I don't have any dead um... things to offer at the moment *slowly backs away from the door*

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: It's not a problem... <333 Can I see Bean for a moment? *trying to look innocent*

Dr. Teeth: Yeah...I'mma go...do somethin'... *runs away and crashes into Chamberlain* O_O ...there's hobo clowns that eat outta the garbage?

Chamberlain: *hisses* Quiet!

[Beakerfan]

Alex: Well.... you see.....

Sweetums: *walks in, holding Bean* You want the rabbit, you're gonna have to get him some other time! And keep it down! You'll wake him. Or Animal.

Animal: *on his mattress, snoring*

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: You guys are from "The Brave Little Toaster".

Lampy: Wow, somebody actually regconizes us!

Radio: Oh, what a happy day!

Kirby: Just shut up all of ya. It's 1 A.M. and I need some sleep. *slides into closet*

Toaster: *rubs his eyes* Guys? *yawns* What's everybody doing up so early?

Lips: Don't you mean late? It's one in the morning.

Lampy: Yeah, and I guess we should all be asleep by now, I guess...

Toaster: ... well, try not to wake Blanky or anyone else up.

Lips: It's okay. I was about to turn in myself. Wonder where Dr. Teeth went...

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: Look, I haven't eaten in three weeks, furball and--

Dr. Teeth: O_o *singsongy* HIIIIIIIII ANIMAAAAAL!

Chamberlain: *clamps a scaly hand over his mouth* Honestly, what are you on? X_X *to Sweetums* Hand him over!

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *shrugs* *falls asleep on Caitlyn's bed*

Appliances & Muppaphones: *all asleep*

Marvin: *is sleeping in the common room tonight*

[Beakerfan]

Animal: *waves and rolls over*

Sweetums: *rolls his eyes* Listen, scale-breath! You aint gettin my little pal! Why don't you do us all a favor and go eat Zoot?

Alex: *takes Bean from Sweetums*

Sweetums: *pushes up his sleeves, preparing to fight Chamberlain* BRING IT ON!

Animal: QUIIIIII-ETTTTTTTTTE! *throws a brick, which hits Chamberlain* Thank you. *goes back to sleep*

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: Ugh, I'd never! He's probably all fruity flavored! HA! Oh, I will--you just wait-- *gets hit with the brick and starts wailing like a little kid* ;_; MOMMEEEEEE!

Dr. Teeth: Chamberlain, yo momma's so nasteh when ya were born, the doctor slapped her in the face. That's righ'...I went there... O_o

Chamberlain: *screeching* How many times to I have to tell you to shut up? ! X_X *slams the musician's head into a wall*

[Beakerfan]

Alex: Jeez, talk about throwing a tantrum..... you know what Chamberlain? I like you an' all, but you need to get out. I'm gonna go to bed, an I don't want you seein me in all my glory if you know what I mean. And God knows I don't want Dr. Teeth seein me! So, shoo!

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: ONE DAY I WILL SHOW YOU ALL! I WEEL!

Dr. Teeth: O_O Ooh, back that thang up, girl--*howls and gets dragged back to Room 17* Boo... >_>

[Winslow Leach]

Tony: Er, Alex...it's me, Tony! I wanted to come up and visit you, but it looks like Chamberdork got in the way...(sighs)...I'll try again later...

Tony sadly crawls into his bed.

[The Count]

Note from MC Dorms Management:

Dreadfully sorry if this squashes the "fun" of some of you, but the majority or rather the events of last night involving Zoot, Caitlyn, and the Brave Little Toaster characters never happened. It seems that some people are taking advantage of the free spirit of the nature of this living environment. Yes, this is meant to be all Muppety, but I get a vibe that it goes overboard at times.
First of all, I have no objections over romantic meetings between roommates. But when you start posting about "making out", that's the line that shan't be crossed. Please remember this is after all a family-oriented atmosphere we're trying to promote.
Secondly, if you wish to bring in characters from other franchises, I would advise you contact me first to okay their temporary visitations.

That is all for now. Thank you for your attention.
And bear in mind that the dorms will be closing down in a month's time for the annual anniversary procedures.

[Beakerfan]

Alex: *opens the trap door and goes down into Tony's room*

[Winslow Leach]

Tony kisses Alex on the cheek, and hugs her tightly.

Tony: Hi, sweetie! I missed you so much!

Tony continues to hold Alex tightly, resting his head on her shoulder, completely at peace.

[Beakerfan]

Alex: Hi sweetie! I missed you too!

*upstairs*

Bean: *wearing a fake beak and a purple blanket to look like wings* NYAHH! Look at me! I'm Chamberlain! NYAHAHAHAHA!

Sweetums: *shakes his head and continues cooking breakfast*

[Winslow Leach]

Tony holds Alex with his eyes closed, resting his head on her shoulder, slowly rubbing her back up and down.

[Winslow Leach]

Bean: *wearing a fake beak and a purple blanket to look like wings* NYAHH! Look at me! I'm Chamberlain! NYAHAHAHAHA!


OOC:

OH. MY. GOSH.

This is absolutely the FUNNIEST thing I have EVER read, sweetie! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!:zany::crazy::D

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
I am The Monkey King.
*Dramatically runs her hands through her long, blonde wig*
*Tries very hard to wear the heavy armor*
Now, I will hit you all with my Bo staff and make you wish
your dad were here to kick my behind. HOOOYYYY-YAAHHH...!

Bunsen: *Gingerly walks over to her*
Dearie me, why the sudden burst of energy, hmm?
I know what will make you feel better.

Dr. Van Neuter: You wouldn't!

Bunsen: Of course I would. *Chuckles*
*Dangles a chocolate bar*
I'm sure it'd be just a shame to waste such a fine delight!
I mean, surley, you'd want a little treat after all that healthful work, am I correct?

Blind Pew: MMEAAATTT....meeeaaaat....*sobbing*

Claudia: What are you all talking about?

Bunsen: Pardon the bluntness, but I request that...*Breathes in deeply*WEHAVERIGHTSTOACCESSINGDAIRY,MEAT,ANDJUNKFO OD!

Blind Pew: *Points at her neck*

Bunsen: Oh my, I'm being such a naughty little dickens!
Hooohhhoooo! *Blushes* I did my first baddie, Beakie! :3
Daddy would have been awfully proud!

Beaker: ...*Shakes his head*

Dr. Van Neuter: Yeah, like, hand over the stash!

Claudia: o_0 Um, meep? D:

[A minute later]

Claudia: Neverrrrr! I won't ever let you eat that JUNK again!
Veggies for a better world, yo! LET FREEDOM RING...!

Composta: No, more like LET CLAUDIE'S EARS RING!
*Cracking knuckles as she follow*

Bunsen: Don't let her get away! :3 Oh, I love being a villain!
*Prances to his lab* *Throws flowers around*

Beaker: -_-;

[The Count]

Hey! Claudida! Check your mail inbox please.

And there are schemes in the works... It wil have you calling for your mummy... Or at least that's what the Deadly Emperor will have you crying.
Mwahahahaha!

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *wakes up* ... what a weird dream...

Lips: *sitting on the window seat* What happened?

Caitlyn: ... darn it, I forgot.

Marvin: *practicing the Muppaphones*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *staring out the window, wondering what to do*

Dr. Teeth: *joining him* Oh man, I got such a headache. X_X What's goin' on with ya?

Zoot: Same old. I see Ailie let you take the strait jacket off.

Dr. Teeth: Only 'cause she had to wear it. =P

Ailie: *sleeping in a corner*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *looking up information on the Harry Potter wiki* The dream I had was brilliant.

Lips: Why?

Caitlyn: I think Ailie and I came up with a HP/Muppets story.

Lips: Ah. *goes to join Dr. Teeth & Zoot*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *watching an ant crawl along the window sill and sighs* I dare you to eat that thing.

Dr. Teeth: No way, man! *pauses* ...fer how much?

Zoot: Forget it. Hi Lips. =P

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: Hey, Zoot. How are things?

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Boring.

Dr. Teeth: *nods* What d'ya guys wanna do?

Zoot: Well, we can't jam because you've got a headache.

Dr. Teeth: *slams his head into a wall* I-I feel bettah.

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: Cait's been taling about a Harry Potter thing that she says that she and Ailie came up with in her dream. I dunno much about it, though.

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: They're still going on about that? O_o Well, what if refuse to be Voldemort?

Ailie: *wakes up* Don't worry, Uncle Deadly is. You're Quirrell.

Zoot: >_>

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: ... it'll explain the hat. But who's Dr. Teeth in all this? And who am I, if I'm even in it?

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: You're Sirius and Dr. Teeth is Bill...'cause Bill is hot. XP

Dr. Teeth: ^_^

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: I'm Sirius Black? ... sweet.

Caitlyn: *comes in with her laptop* Totally.

Lips: Yeah... who're all the other Weasleys?

Caitlyn: ... quite an odd bunch.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: Well, Mr. and Mrs. Weasley are Gonzo and Camilla, Annie Sue is Ginny, Fozzie is Ron, Rizzo and Pepe are Fred and George, Scooter is Charlie, and I think Newsie would be good as Percy.

Zoot: Why can't I be Percy?

Ailie: Because you're Quirrell. And then after Quirrell dies, you can be Random Deatheater no 4.

Zoot: -_- But who are the other deatheaters?

Ailie: Crazy Harry, Angel Marie, Polly Lobster, Old Tom, Real Old Tom, Dead Tom, Johnny Fiama, Sal--

Zoot: Great... >_>

[The Count]

Well... What I thought was maybe...
Arthur Wheezly: Link Hogthrob
Molly Wheezly: Annie Sue
Fred and George: Andy and Randy
Jinny: Janice
Ron: Ernie
Charlie: David Hoggselhoff?

It's there if you wanna, LMK if you need other casting choices.

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *scrambles into Cait's room* Who am I? Who am I? *bouncing eagerly*
Gonzo: Yeah, and me?

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: Good idea, Ed but we've already got most of it done. Thanks, though.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Here you are. *hands Ryan the Muppaphone named after him* And here's "Gonzo". *holds the blue Muppaphone named after the weirdo* Oh, and by the way, Gonzo's Mr. Weasley.

[The Count]

Well... If you need help with any other characters just LMK.
Off to breathe life into some monsters of movie and myth based on Muppets.

Oh and Prawn, please check your PM box.
*Uncle D practices spelling his name in the air.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: Uh huh.

Zoot: Please, Cait, can't I be someone cooler?

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: I dunno. We pretty much have all the roles casted, and having you as Quirrell would be something that nobody else would suspect.

Lips: So is me as Sirius Black, but I'm not complaining.

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Hmmph! >_>

Chamberlain: Who am I?

Ailie: The whomping willow. =P

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *laughs*

Lips: That's the entire Weasley family...

Caitlyn: *suddenly stops laughing* Sleep. *lays down a pillow and blanket* *gets under the blanket* *closes her eyes*

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: Fine by me! *takes a tree branch and starts whacking his roomies with it*

Zoot: AAAAAAH! Way to go, Ailie! X_X

Dr. Teeth: Pfft...I'm immune to head injuries. =P

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: O_o ... okay...

Caitlyn: *opens eyes* *sees the chaos* *saves them from Chamberlain* *goes back to sleep*

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: =P *whacks Cait* *then whacks Ailie*

Ailie: ...Munchkin Land? X_o

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *steals Chamberlain's branch* *breaks it and throws it out the window* *... but not before whacking him with them* *goes back to sleep*

Lips: *silently watching all of this* O_O

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: Hey! *spins around from the hit and crashes into a brick wall* X_X ...ow...

Dr. Teeth: Spaz. =P

Chamberlain: Hypocrite. X_X

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: O_o

Caitlyn: *steals Dr. Teeth's hat, Zoot's sunglasses, and Lips' trumpet* <_< ... >_> ... *goes back to sleep*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: AAAAAAAH! *covers his eyes* The light...it BURNSZZZ!

Dr. Teeth: ;_; Bleh, I've got hat hair.

Zoot: At least you're not bald. -_-

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: I don't understand one thing: Why would she take those things?

Caitlyn: *smiles in her sleep*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Maybe we don't wanna know...? O_o

Dr. Teeth: >_>

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: ... true.

Caitlyn: Meh, I can't get any sleep. -_-

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *can't see straight* Can I have my sunglasses back?

Dr. Teeth: Yeah and my hat? =P

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *sighs* Have it your way. *gives Zoot's sunglasses to Dr Teeth and Dr. Teeth's hat to Zoot* There.

Lips: What about--

Caitlyn: It's back in the room...

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: *shrugs and puts them on* Cool! O_O It's like what the Men in Black wear or James Bond or that guy in Res--

Ailie: *tackles him* MEOW! <3

Zoot: *switching hats* O_o I feel...not dorklike...I got street cred, baby!

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *steals Zoot's original hat and wears it* =P

Lips: ... great, now I don't have anything. -_-

[The Count]

*Downstairs... Hey guys... Time for dinner.
The fiendly occupants of Room #1 sit at the table with plenty to drink and some over-glorified hot dogs, Italian sausage sandwiches with tomatoes and onions and peppers.

*Turns on the Disney Pincast so we can listen while we eat.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *still wearing Zoot's hat* *has on her own sunglasses* "And it is written: A zebra and a geranium should never use the same toothbrush."

Roomies: O_o

Caitlyn: *in normal voice* I've always wanted to say that. =P

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *wrapping up a DVD*

Zoot: Who's that for, Ailie?

Ailie: My gf Jules. It's The Brave Little Toaster--her favorite disney movie ever. I love it too--especially the B-movie and Worthless songs.

Zoot: Ah. That's cute. =)

Ailie: Yeah, and it's way better than the sequels.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *to her roomies* Can anybody else picture Desiree from Danny Phantom and Grim singing "The Sheik of Araby" like Uncle D. and that one girl did on TMS?

Marvin: ... no.

Caitlyn: You're no fun, Marvin. Where'd your imagination go?

Marvin: I grew up and stopped behaving like a child!

Caitlyn: ... right. Next video. *click*

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Erin: Grew up and stopped behaving like a child. Ouch.
Beige: So is it really true that people are supposed to give up their imaginations once they hit adulthood?
Scooter: If it were, Jim and all the others would be in a completely different line of work.
Nora: Not a pleasant thought. (phone rings) Hello...oh, hi, Heather...yes, I'll chip in some money for you and your scout rafting trip...(mutters under breath) Little con artist.
Storyteller: Oh, don't be such a sourpuss, Nora...wait a minute, does something smell like smoke?
Erin: Oh, sorry, that's me. I had to cover a fire this afternoon.
Scooter: Really - was Crazy Harry involved?
Erin: Nope - some guys were refinishing the floor in some apartment, and they were using lots of varnish, and someone left the pilot light on the gas stove on...
Nora: So they did a bang-up job, then.
Beige: Wow...you know, down in the Cave, we used to pick huge chunks of Cave moss, cover them with rumblebug saliva, and take them down to the Fire Caverns and...
Storyteller: (groan) Now, people, do you really think this is funny? Someone could have been hurt.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: They're right, Marvin. If people didn't have imagination, you wouldn't exist! Oh!

Marvin: ... run that by me again?

Lips: She said that if people didn't stop acting like kids, we wouldn't exist. *to a Muppaphone* Isn't that right, Steve?

"Steve": *nods* That's right.

Caitlyn: *picks up "Scooter"* Boy, are they gonna be surprised when they see you guys! Go on now, go surprise your namesakes!

*most of the Muppaphones leave to go to the room of their namesakes*

[Muppet Newsgirl]

(knock at door)

Scooter: I'll get it. (opens door) Oh, hiding from Marvin, are you...what?
Nora: What's going on?
Scooter: Uh, the Muppaphone says his name's Scooter.

[AnimatedC9000]

"Scooter": Uh-huh. I'm "Scooter". *motions to the other Muppaphones in his group* This is "Beige", "Storyteller", "Nora", and "Erin". We're the Muppaphone versions of you guys!

[Winslow Leach]

Tony is still embracing Alex.

Tony: Would you like to take a walk in the park, sweetie?

[The Count]

*Downstairs... Man, I love that Pincast show. Rully glad I started listening to it after John Rick's appearance on Steve's MuppetCast.
*Sets to thinking of the Halloween 2008 Muppet pin I'd design.
*Uncle D scoops up the dragonish-jawed Muppaphone, while Count gets the lavenderish one wearing a monacle and green cape and the one for Ed.

Um Erin? Got another flave question for you. Trying to decide, you think Relished Picklings would suit the Grouchkeeper (Oscar turned into the Cryptkeeper)?

[Beakerfan]

Alex: I would love to Tony!

*upstairs*

Bean: *sitting onto of a bookshelf, still wearing the fake beak*

*knock at the door*

Sweetums: I'll get it! *opens the door*

[AnimatedC9000]

"Animal": *runs(/bounces/scurries/however the Muppaphones move) into the room and to his namesake* HI!

*The other Muppaphones in the group enter the room (not running)*

"Bean": *trying to get on top of the bookshelf*

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: Should we set romantic music for the atmosphere? ^_^

Dr. Teeth: He met Marmalade down in ol' New Orleans, struttin' her stuff on the street--

Ailie: *facepalm*

[Beakerfan]

Animal: *jumps back, startled* HIIII! *scratches his head, the picks up the Muppaphone*

Sweetums: *holding his namesake, puts "Bean" ontop of the bookshelf*

Bean: NYAA! Mmm, dinner!

Floyd: Wow! Wouldya look at these, heh heh?

Janice: *holding her namesake* Like, these are really groovy!

[Winslow Leach]

Tony puts his arm around Alex, and the two walk out of the dorm.

Newsie: Ah, true love!

Lefty: Yeah. I'm gonna follow 'em!

(Newsie holds Lefty back)

Newsie: You're not going anywhere!

Lefty: Wait, just hear me out Pinocchio...ya know I got dis here video camera, right? Well...I'm gonna hide in da bushes, and follow dose two...den I'll sell da footage ta yer station fer a reasonable price! I'll split da proceeds if ya air it, 95-5...whaddaya say? Eh? Da slug on da evenin' news gettin' all mushy? Eh? Eh? Hehehehehehehehe!

Newsie: Hehehehehehehe!

Lefty: Hehehehehehe!

Newsie: Hehehehehehe!

Newsie suddenly elbows Lefty in the stomach; Lefty doubles over; Newsie gives Lefty an uppercut with his elbow in the face; the salesman goes down.

Newsie: Not funny!

[AnimatedC9000]

"Janice": Fer sure!

"Bean": Mr. Chamberlain? O_o
~~~
"Dr. Teeth": *crashes against Dorm 17's door*

"Chamberlain": -_-;

"Dr. Teeth": Like I said, I is immune to head injuries. ... body injuries, however... X_X
~~~
"Crazy Harry": *bomb in hand (?), knocks on the door*

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: *pokes his head into Alex's dorm and points a threatening talon at Bean* >_>

Dr. Teeth: Awwww...fuzzy thang is so cute-- *throws it at the wall* ;_; But it don' fly...

[AnimatedC9000]

"Dr. Teeth": Dang it... X_X

"Chamberlain": *under his breath* Idiot.

"Zoot": *wanders into the room*

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: *eats his muppaphone*

Zoot: *puts lipstick on his*

[AnimatedC9000]

"Chamberlain": *eats the vulture he's named after*

"Zoot": Do I look pretty? O_O

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: *already digested him* =P

Zoot: Not as much as me but sure. ^_^

[AnimatedC9000]

"Chamberlain": *gets reincarnated* *eats Chamberlain*

"Zoot": Thanks! ^_^ *goes to skip about the room*

"Ailie": *comes into the room*

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: HA! I'M IMMORTAL!

Ailie: *squees and snuggles it* <33

[AnimatedC9000]

"Chamberlain": SO AM I!

"Ailie": ^_^ <33

"Dr. Teeth": *a little dizzy from crashin' into stuff* *to Dr. Teeth's shoe* Ailieh... when'd ya get taller? O_o

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: I'M IMMORTALLER! =P

Ailie: *cuddles* Thanks so much, Cait. She's adorable! ^_^

Dr. Teeth: *leans down and pokes him*