Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: ... ah... not that much trouble. Any lightning marks that you see were already there. O_O

Lips: *to a sleeping Zoot* Wake up, man. Ailie's back!

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *swats his hand away* Mmph!

Ailie: *picks him up off the floor* It's okay. It is pretty late anyway. =)

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: I know. I'm used to it.

Lips: I'm not even gonna go into detail about it...

Caitlyn: So I've stayed up after midnight most of the time. So what?

[Skeeter Muppet]

Boober: Here; you'll need these. *hands Kim a pair of earplugs*
Kim: Um, Boober? What's with the earplugs?
Boober: Wha- to protect your ears, of course! From the fireworks! You don't want to go through the rest of your life with damaged hearing, do you?
Gillis: Boober, I don't think the fireworks are going to be that loud.
Kim: Gillis is right; we'd have to be sitting way close to where they were shooting them off. Or else be at the same height in the sky when they exploded.
Tosh: Besides, today's only the third. July 4 is tomorrow.
Mimzy: Too late; he already put his earplugs in.

-Kim

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *hides face in a pillow* I'm gonna disappear off the face of the Earth.

Lips: Why do you say that?

Caitlyn: *takes a deep breath* Every morning since Monday, I've been going to swimming lessons.

Lips: That's nothing to be ashamed of.

Caitlyn: I'm a Level 3.

Lips: ... so?

Caitlyn: My brother Zach, who is 7 years younger than me, is in Level 5.

Marvin: Pathetic...

Lips: *glares at Marvin*

Caitlyn: What's worse, I've been afraid of jumping into the pool, even with a life jacket on. I think it has to do with a childhood experience I had with the deep end. I slipped off the wall and went under. My dad had to jump in and rescue me...

Lips: So you had a bad experience--

Caitlyn: And I'm not gonna pass to the next level. I'll be a Level 3 all my life.

Lips: *hugs her* There, now. It's all right.

Caitlyn: I don't wanna go in the deep end! I'm just scared, for some reason that I don't know!

Marvin: Stop being such a big baby!

Lips: Marvin, just shut up. We don't need your comments on the subject.

[The Count]

*Passing by...
Me, to roomies: Nothing else left... Just have to wait till Catherine and Alex reply to the PM's sent to finish off the first twenty haunters.

Oh hey Cait. *Listens. You know, I had a bad experience like that once. Well, okay, not identically like that, but... It's okay to be afraid of or not want to swim. Heck, why do you think I always go into the pools here with my trusty innertube seat? That lifejacket won't let you down, just have to make sure it's properly inflated first before each time you use it. And noone's making you go into the deep end, you can have fun in the shallow end just dipping your toes near the steps or standing or sitting there too. Here. Had some of these stashed away for an important reason. Forgot what that was, but this certainly calls for it.
*Leaves a good-sized thick brownie for Cait. If you need to talk, LMK. Oh, and I look forward to your drawings, whatever they may be.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Thanks, Ed. -_- *takes the brownie* Here, Lips. *gives the brownie to him*

Lips: ... but it's for you.

Caitlyn: I just had an oragne. We'll eat it later.

Lips: ... just rest for a while and take your mind off of the problem.

Caitlyn: Why--

Lips: *interrupting* Ah. Just cose your eyes... and relax.

Caitlyn: *reluctantly obeys*

Lips: *massages her shoulders* Are you always this tense?

Caitlyn: I can't help it.

Lips: You shouldn't be this tense for someone your age.

Caitlyn: I don't know what's wrong.

Marvin: Oh, get a room, you two.

Lips & Caitlyn: Why don't you get out?

Marvin: ... uh...

Lips: *chuckles* *resumes massaging Cait's shoulders*

[Winslow Leach]

The room is filled with box upon box of firecrackers, noisemakers and other paraphernalia.

Tony enters.

Tony: LEFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYY!

(Lefty, in his hammock, reading Mad magazine)

Lefty: What?

Tony: Where did you...

Lefty: 'Ey, don't blame me! Dat's not my stuff...fer a change...it's Crazy Harry's!

Tony: Oh. Okay...

(Crazy Harry enters, carrying five more boxes; he drops them with the others, and goes out again)

Lefty: Ahem!

Tony: What?

Lefty: Youse owe me an apology.

Tony (sighs) I'm sorry. Happy?

Lefty: Heh. Accusin' me of carryin' illegal firewoiks...(sotto voice) Least I have da brains ta keep my stash in da trunk of my buddy's car...

Tony: What did you say?

Lefty: Er...hey, wanna see my magazine when I'm trew wit it? Heh, dis month dere doin' a parody of Gossip Goil, only dey call dis one Mop-up Goil. See, da skirt woiks as a cleanin' lady in dis office buildin', and, heh heh...I don't know where dese writers come up wit dis stuff! Heh heh!

(Tony rolls his eyes)

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Sorry if it's short notice, but I need Ailie to watch my roomies while I"m gone. *shoves her roomates suitcases toward Ailie's room* Have to go see my new nephew. *hurries along to finish packing* *kisses Lips on the cheek* *resumes packing*

Lips: ... what?

[Winslow Leach]

Tony: So...Harry...what are you gonna do with all those fireworks?

(Crazy Harry looks at Lefty as if to say "is he for real?")

Tony: I mean, you're not gonna set them all off tomorrow night, are you?

Lefty: Lemme explain sometin', Tommy. Ta Crazy Harry, da Fourth is like Christmas...it's his most favorite holiday in da woild! Get me? Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!

Tony: Yeah, I kinda figured that. But with the amount of stuff he has, we're liable to get busted!

Lefty: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Don't ever say dat woid aroun' me...now listen: Harry's gonna do whatever Harry wants, there ain't no arguin' about dat...so what I propose we do is, enjoy da spectacle while we can, den hightail it as soon as da cops arrive!

Tony (sarcastically) You never cease to amaze me.

Lefty: Tanks, kid! Heh heh heh...Mop-Up Goil! Priceless!

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *wakes up and pokes his head into Tony's dorm* Gossip Girl? O_o Did I miss-- *cocks his head at Lefty* Never mind. =/

Ailie: *throws an explosive stick at Crazy Harry* :halo:

Dr. Teeth: O_O *throwing the PS2 console at Chamberlain* WHAT DIDJA CALL MEH? ! !

Chamberlain: Well, I mean--I have no--AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *is attacked*

[Winslow Leach]

Lefty (to Zoot) Guys watch Gossip Goil too?

Crazy Harry (running around screaming, hair on fire) It burns! It burns!

Tony: Just another quiet night in the dorms, eh?

Newsie: Yep.

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Um, duh! =P

Ailie: *watches Crazy Harry contentedly*

Chamberlain: *limps into the room, covered with third degree burns* X_X

[Winslow Leach]

Tony: Hey Chamberdork...what happened to you?

Newsie: Heh heh, he looks like a fried chicken, heh heh! BRAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWK!

Crazy Harry: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Lefty: Definitely much better dan TV...

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *clings to Tony* O_o

Chamberlain: *hisses* Shut up! >_>

[Winslow Leach]

Newsie: Heh, hey Chamberlain...why did you cross the road? To get your feathered bottom burned to a crisp? Hahahahaha! It looks like you were in a fight with an oven...and you lost! Hahahahahaha!

Tony: You really think you're funny, don't you?

Newsie: Hey hey hey, seriously....you look great with ash and burn marks all over your body, ahahahahahahaha! Is that the new look for fall? Burnt Turkey? AH-HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Crazy Harry: Please! Somebody put me out of my misery!

Newsie: Shh, quiet, Harry, can't you see I'm roasting the duckie? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: *poking his head into the room* Newsie...Newsie...I dunno if ya know this but--yer lame. =P

Chamberlain: *strangles the reporter*

[Winslow Leach]

Lefty (to Dr. Teeth) Ya know, yer about as funny as a dehydrated kumquat doin' da cha-cha wit a wolverine!

Newsie (being strangled) WAAAAAUUUUUGGGGGHHHHH!

(Crazy Harry is still frantically running around the room, like a chicken with its head cut off)

Tony: Flame on, Johnny!

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: Monkey King lovers me, he lovers me not...
Monkey King: Child, love you he does not.
Claudia: Love mehe MUST! O_O BECAUSE I AM FREAKISHLY ADORABLE...!
Monkey King: O_O...
Bunsen: Oh dear.

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *staring at Tony, looking offended* Excuse me? O_o

Dr. Teeth: *bites Lefty* >_>

[Winslow Leach]

Tony sprays Crazy Harry with a fire extinguisher.

Tony: Okay...playtime's over...

Lefty (watching Chamberlain strangle Newsie) Yeah, dat's it, toikey! Squeeze 'em harder!

[The Count]

*Throws water balloon at Harry. There, that oughta cool down yer hot head.

Claudia? Where have ya been child? *Pounces her with patented double boom-boom dribble dropkick rolling barrel hug.
Come, let us ride on da magic carpet and plunge it into squeekiness funnies.
*Zips off to library thanks to Bunsen's teleporter... Or was it some other supernatural power? The world will never know!
*Heavy breathing through a bat-metallized mask can be heard.
*Poised to give the commands upon Claudia's word that she will post story, she will... Or the consequences will be very dire for her indeed.
UD: Stop scaring the girl. Not that that's a bad thing... But she just got back.
O-o? *Lets up on the breathing sound effect hovering on bat-glider, ready to usher in some holiday doom by clapping hands of power together.

Claudiiiiiiia! Pooooooost!

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: *trying flush Newsie's head down the toilet*

Dr. Teeth: *steals Lefty's nickles* SUCKA! =P *runs off*

[Winslow Leach]

Lefty: My BABIES!

(Lefty runs after Dr. Teeth)

Newsie: Gurgle...gurgle...ptooey...gurgle...gurgle...I...I can't swim! Gurgle...

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: *shoving him away* I eats yo babies! =P *ghetto vampire freak*

Chamberlain: *dunks Newsie in further* Doughnut...mwahahahahaha...

[Winslow Leach]

Newsie: Wauugh! I'm...sorry Chamberlain...(gasps for air) ...didn't mean to call you...turkey...what I meant was...fat, overstuffed buzzard!

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: WHY, YOU LITTLE-- *tries to shove him down further* *to Dr. Teeth* Slave boy! Give me a hand over here!

Dr. Teeth: *gives him a fake hand made out of plastic* =P I ain't a slave fo' nobodeh...nobodeh but the rhythm! *starts jiving* Awwww...heeeeyyyy...

Chamberlain: Meh. -_-

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: <rocks back and forth on ball> <hums randomly> ...I... need... my shul, to either... close, or flourish... I... don't like this middle stuff... and... I need... to sleep... and... I need... my story to get back to itself... and continue... and be happy... and... I... um... <resumes random humming>...
Rowlf: And you need Grandma to get better?
Lisa: Nah... She's well on her way... Stubborn old woman. <Sigh> Can we skip tomorrow? I don't wanna work and I'm tired of family shindigs. Can we just go to the fireworks and be done?
Rowlf: <Shakes head> I don't think your family'd appreciate that.
Lisa: ...Nope. ...Not much. ...<Sigh> I think I get money tomorrow.
Rowlf: Always a good thing.
Lisa: <scrunchy face> <sigh>

[The Count]

Welp... If there'n ain't any updates to keep me busy here... Come on guys, off to MuppetCast's movie matinee.
*Count and Uncle D get the garlic spiced popcorn and sodas, sitting in the comfy couch to watch/listen to the Muppet Movie tribute, an American classic.

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: o_0 *Doing pushups* The pain!
Dr. Van Neuter: *Sitting comfortably on her back* Keep at it, marshmellow man!
Claudia: Girl, Neuter, and I'm physically tight already--I can take a break!
Dr. Van Neuter: That's what they all say before they end up like Rosie O'whozit.
Like, can you pass me a doughnut, Claudia? Hmmm? *Smiles sweetly, smacking her lightly across the head for slacking*
Claudia: *Face red* It burns! Oh gosh, it burns! *Swiftly passes the doughnut*
Dr. Van Neuter: *Bites into it idly* :3 Want some?
Claudia: I'm a vegetarian plus anti-sugar freak now....I won't relapse so easily! ;_;
Dr. Van Neuter: *Nibbles extra slowly* Powdery sweetness; it's divine!
Claudia: *Panting*
Blind Pew: Oh, zis chair iz comfy, no? *Sits next to Neuter*
Claudia: *Squeals* AHHHHHHCCCKKK...! ;_;
Dr. Van Neuter: Oh great, you've joined the party! :3 Hey, melonhead, get over here!
Bunsen: Oooo, is that a new chair? *Prances over to Claudia and sits on her back as well*
Claudia: *Screaming* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE....! The WEIGHT...oh gosh...*Sobs*
*Body trembles*

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Beige: An anti-sugar freak? (gasps) Claudia, how can you say that?
Nora: Well, if you've got diabetes it's understandable, but still...how's the blueberry buckle coming along?
Erin: It's not done until it looks like the bubbling tarpits from the Land of Gorch.
Scooter: Minus the wastelands and the sulfur and all that stuff. But it's gotta be like molten lava by now.
Storyteller: And that's why they clearly say let it cool for an hour or so after it's done. But it's absolutely decadent with a splash of whipping cream.
Nora: So what else are we taking out on the picnic tonight?
Storyteller: A pot of cold radish-mint soup...
Scooter: A batch of Thai wraps...
Erin: A few salads and some roasted vegetables...
Beige: And some ice cream.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *plops down on the common room couch* Wow... it's quiet in here. ... Why has everyone gone? I know it's the 4th, but... *sighs* Where are you, anybody?

[tvlistingman]

PETER: It's the 4th of July

ZOE: What should we do?

BABY BEAR: Why don't we watch some fireworks tonight at the dorms

LITTLE BIRD: Good Idea!

[The Count]

*Turning around... Whatever do you mean Cait? We are here... And is that not enough? *Huggles her.

So... Bat burgers... Scaramel brownies... Bat's claw cole slaw... And red white and blue potato salad... Okay troops, you have your orders, now march out!
*Off to prepare for picnic late lunch and fireworks spectacular from Sam, Gonzo, and Crazy Harry.
Gosh,it's a great time to be a Hensonvillean.

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: <hangs up phone> I don't have to work! YAY! Apparently we're REALLY slow today. My poor manager has to twiddle his thumbs for another six hours all by himself.
Robin: So that means you can stay at the Dorms and celebrate with us HERE, right?
Lisa: <Hugs the little guy> No... That means I can ride on the back of Daddy's motorcycle to my aunt's house and celebrate there.
Chef: Um de muur de happity fammy puurty.
Rowlf: I thought you were getting TIRED of family parties?
Lisa: Oh, I am. But when you only see some of these people once or twice a year, if even THAT much... I mean, I haven't seen my cousin's daughter since she was a newborn, and she's almost two now... Maybe that's what I'll do. I'll play with her and the baby. And try not to get sunburned any worse than I am.
Rowlf: But you're very patriotic this way. <Points> Mostly white skin, red sunburn, and blue eyes. Red white and blue!
Lisa: <sings and dances> The red, the white, and blue, and blue, America, America, you know that we love you!
Chef: <stares>
Rowlf: <stares>
Robin: <bops along>
Lisa: ...Sang that in fourth grade. No one in the world knows it anymore. But I have never misspelled our country's name since then.
Rowlf: Good to know.
Lisa: <resumes dancing/singing> A, is for America, and hey we think you're grand! M, majestic mountains here, across this wond'rous land! across this land. E is for equality; R for the rights we all share! I for independence, C for colors true, and A for America cares. And it's America, America, from sea to shining sea...

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *drawing in notebook* I know you all are here. It's just that I left my roomates with Ailie while I was gone to see my new nephew. And he's so cute! My nephew, I mean.

[BeakerSqueedom]

Beige: An anti-sugar freak? (gasps) Claudia, how can you say that?
Nora: Well, if you've got diabetes it's understandable, but still...how's the blueberry buckle coming along?
Erin: It's not done until it looks like the bubbling tarpits from the Land of Gorch.
Scooter: Minus the wastelands and the sulfur and all that stuff. But it's gotta be like molten lava by now.
Storyteller: And that's why they clearly say let it cool for an hour or so after it's done. But it's absolutely decadent with a splash of whipping cream.
Nora: So what else are we taking out on the picnic tonight?
Storyteller: A pot of cold radish-mint soup...
Scooter: A batch of Thai wraps...
Erin: A few salads and some roasted vegetables...
Beige: And some ice cream.

Claudia: It's true, I've quit sugar completely. And frankly, it kills me! Nah, no diabetes 'round here. I'm as healthy as a horse, but I still long for a meager slice of...cake....or something! ;_;

Ice cream? O_O *Eyes get wide*

Dr. Van Neuter: AHEM...!

Claudia: *Sobs*

[The Count]

Huh... Then why don't you go retrieve your roomies? BTW: Where'd all the Muppaphones go? Was there some anti-Marvin pep rally or something? *Leaves Grim and Des where they are, still on the shelf reading, yet sharing a drink with two straws... Sparkling Muskitell I think it is, finest soda from somewhere or other.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Not a bad idea, Ed. Now, the question is, where might they be? Any ideas?

[The Count]

Last I knew... Ailie was messing with Tony. They might be at the pools by now though. Dunno. Sorry.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: ... Oh. I'll... go look for them myself. *goes to the garden to look for her roomates* Lips, Marvin, Muppaphones! Where are you?

[The Count]

Hi-ho there... Now that we've been sated on summery snacks and fine festive food. It's time to get the show on the road!
*Gestures upwards... Prepare yourselves for a display of proud patriotic pyrotechnics.
*Shouting up to the rooftop... OK Tommy! Let Harry loose! And tell him to save some for the dorms' anniversary... And New Year's!
*Hears screams of delight as the fireworks commence zooming and booming into space.
That Gonzo... He never learns. And yet, he's so happy up there from something so simple, I envy him sometimes.

[AnimatedC9000]

*by this time, Caitlyn has reunited with her roomates and is currently watching the fireworks display with Lips*

Lips: *holding Caitlyn's hand* Happy 4th of July, Caitlyn.

Caitlyn: *turns her head to the trumpeter* Happy 4th of July...

*the two embrace and kiss under the light of the fireworks*

Marvin: *watches the two with slight disgust* Get a room, you two! The rest of us are trying to watch the fireworks!

Muppaphones: *watching the fireworks go off* Ooh! Aah! Woo! Hoo!

[The Count]

*Grim and Des are watching the fireworks too, the greeting card pointing at the bigger stars with his bony fingered hand, drawing the attention and attraction of Desiree's fuzzling fuzz, the rockets glare reflecting her eyeshadow brilliantly, making Grim draw her in even closer.

[Winslow Leach]

Crazy Harry is as giddy as a kid at Christmas; he happily lights fireworks, cherry bombs, noisemakers, etc. Of course, he's laughing like mad...

Lefty (looking around, nervously) Any sign of da fuzz yet?

Tony: Willya calm down and watch the pwetty colors?

Lefty: Is dat a sireen? I tink I hear a sireen!

Tony: Quiet! I wanna hear the booms without hearing you!

Lefty: Tommy, let's get outta here! I'm gettin' noivous!

Tony: No one said you had to be here...go back to the room if you want.

Lefty (beat) Alone?

Tony: Yeah. I'm enjoying the fireworks with Newsie...(looks around) Where'd he go?

(Newsie is off to the side, scribbling something into a pocket notebook; Crazy Harry sneaks behind him and slips a lit stick of dynamite into his back pocket)

Tony: He was standing right here not ten minu--

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

(Newsie goes up in a puff of smoke)

Crazy Harry: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ! ! ! ! ! !

Tony: Whoa, that was a loud one! I'd hate to be standing anywhere near Harry!

Lefty: C'mon, ya crum-bum, you've seen enough!

Tony: Let go! The Fourth of July comes around once a year, and I'm gonna enjoy it! If you don't want to hang and have fun, go back to the room!

Lefty: I...I...don't wanna...

Tony: You obviously don't want to be here!

Lefty: I don't...da fuzz is approachin', I kin feel it!

Tony: You're afraid!

Lefty: Of da fuzz?

Tony: You're afraid to go back to the room alone. Aren't you?

Lefty: What are ta talkin' about? Of course I ain't!

Tony: Then go ahead. Go back to the room. Alone.

Lefty: I...I don't wanna...

Tony: Man, you are so scared! You think the bogeyman is gonna pop out of the closet or something?

Lefty: I ain't afraid!

Tony: Then go back to the room.

Lefty: I will!

Tony: Fine.

Lefty: Riiiiiiiiiiiiight!

(Lefty doesn't move)

Tony: Well?

Lefty: I tink I'll watch da firewoiks fer a few more minutes...but da second we hear sireens, youse gotta promise you'll run as fast as ya kin wit me, away from dis place. Deal?

Tony: Yeah, sure whatever...

(Lefty continues to look around, nervously)

Tony: Where is Newsie? He's missing all the excitement!

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie and the two EM members stagger back into their dorm after being at Canobie Lake Park and hurling on rides all day.

Chamberlain: O_o I take it you all had fun...

Zoot: *more dazed than usual* Three cheers for the red, white, and-- *passes out onto the floor*

Ailie: *trips and lands on top of him* X_X Um, yesh... *tries to stand up and fails* Slave b--I mean, Dr. Teeth, help?

Dr. Teeth: XP Righ'. *picks her up*

Ailie: *swats* Now carry me to my room, monkey! O_O *huggles his neck* Love you. <3

Dr. Teeth: *sighs* Love ya too. <3

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *comes back in after watching fireworks with Lips* *sees Zoot collapse* Are you okay? O_O

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *be's asleep* Zzzzz...stupid ketchup...

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: ... *shrugs* Eh, shouldn't've been worried. *walks back to the dorm*

Lips: what happened?

Caitlyn: I guess I was trying to help out everybody. You know?

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: *dumps ketchup on Zoot's head* MMMMMMmmmm...

Zoot: *wakes up* Huh--? Ew! >_> *socks Chamberlain and shuffles off to his own room*

[Skeeter Muppet]

Kim: (carrying Mimzy and Tosh) Thanks for the songs, Ed. I'll fish 'em out of the ol' inbox tomorrow once I've taken care of my dog-sitting duties. Right now, I've gotta get this group to bed.
Gillis: Don't you think it's a bad thing we're always staying up this late?
Kim: It's fine, Gil. First off, it's a three-day weekend. Second, I'm the only one who has to get up early tomorrow; you guys can sleep in.
Boober: (stifling a yawn, holding Beast's rope) Which is different from every other day, how?
Kim: ...

-Kim

[The Count]

Glad you got 'em Kim. *Hums a little ditty here... And an itchy here... And a funny little cheer... Doo wah, that's everybody's song.
:halo:

[The Count]

*Knocks on Dor #22. Beaky? Beaky Squeeky? Are you in? Was hoping for some fic goodness... O-o, there's noone home. *Sigh.
*Shleps back downstairs, the song "Bert's Blues" playing in the background.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *on laptop* "Cannot open window, Operation aborted"? But you just opened it! *presses the "Refresh" key*

Lips: That happen to you a lot?

Caitlyn: Eh, sometimes. *turns in computer chair towards the trumpeter* So, what are you planning on doing for the rest of the summer, Armstrong?

Lips: *thinks "Armstrong? O_O"* ... er... Spend time with you?

Marvin: That's all you ever talk about!

Caitlyn: Shut it, Marvin! Lips and I are talking here! *to Lips* Wel...

Lips: Well, what?

Caitlyn: ... well... *glances off to the side* That Asperger's syndrome cammp that I'm going to, you remember? I'm... leaving in less than two weeks.

Lips: *disappointed* Oh...

Caitlyn: But I've already figured out where you guys will be staying. Lips, you'll be staying with Tony and them, and Marvin's staying next door with ailie and her gang.

Lips: Huh? But why--

Caitlyn: Look, I just don't want you and Parker to get into another fight again. That's why you're staying with Tony.

Lips: ... all right... *thinks "Parker? As in Charlie, or Elvis's manager? O_o"*

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia 1: Still sleepin' in, ma'm?
Claudia 2: That bum, honestly!
Claudia 3: What should we do?
Claudia 4: I'm not sure!
*They spot an incoming tornado*

Claudia 1: I gots an idea...
Claudia 3: Run, mates! Run!
Claudia 2: O_O Auntie 'Em, Auntie 'Em, it's a twista! It's a twista!
Claudia 4: It's the Wicked Witch of the West!
*The tornado swoops them up*

Claudia 6: Claudia 4, my love! D: Noooooooo!
Claudia 7: This gag is getting old! Besides, we ripped this crack of a joke from
POTC: At World's End!
Claudia 6: Shhh, be quiet....O_O...>>...<<...You know nothing.
Claudia 8: Going back on the subject, how are we going to wake up this idiot?
Claudia 7: I gots an idea, lovlies...
*They gaze at her expectantly*
*An hour later*

Claudia 7: I got nothin'.
Claudia 8: You know-it-all, you ain't knowin' much! We caught you red-handed!
Claudia 6: What color are our hands now? o_0

Claudia: What? Not that joke again!

Claudia 6,7,8: Finally you woke up, you silly girl!

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Claudia: 0_0 HOLY MOTHER OF ALL THAT IS WEIRD AND BOOGERY...!
Dr. Van Neuter: Squirt, I'm like, trying to get some sleep here! Is the word 'sleep' familiar to you?
Bunsen: Go nighty-night you two!
Beaker: *Choking from Claudia's hold* Mee meee...
Claudia: 0_0...Wait, so I woke myself at this late hour just so I can get myself to wake myself up so that my weird self does not get late to work, when really it's night? Myself is angered at myself because I woke myself up....ugh...*Fall back on her bed, squishing Beaker*
Beaker: MEEEEEE...PPPHHFFFFFFFFFTT!
Blind Pew: Oh Claudia, zhat is gross!
Her roomies: *Pinching their noses* UGH!
Claudia: What? What? O_O
Dr. Van Neuter: You, that's what! Tell yourself to get some manners!
Claudia: But myself DOES have manners...what are you all on about? *Adjusts her postion on the bed slightly*
Beaker: MEEEFFFFFFTTT....!
Bunsen: We all have our accidents, dear, but...there comes a time when tolerance grows utterly thin. *Shakes head, stuffing his head deeper into the pillow*
Claudia: Wait, that? That wasn't me! *Jumps*
Beaker: *Breathes loudly before he is smooshed again* MEEFFT...!
Roomies: CLAUDIA...!

[Beakerfan]

Alex: *asleep on the couch, snuggling an Elvis plushie*

Sweetums: *gently shakes her* Hey li'l mama! Time to get up!

Alex: Ughhh..... go away..... *hits him with Elvis*

Sweetums: Cilla, come on. Animal's making french toast.

Alex: *opens one eye* Five more minutes? Please?

Bean: *heaves a dress over to Alex and sets it on her lap*

Alex: What's this?

Sweetums: Thanks Bean. Put this on! Today's Sunday!

Alex: O_O Aw, crumb! I gotta get ready for church!

Sweetums: Exactly my point! Next time don't stay up so late!

Alex: I couldn't help it! I'm up aren't I? Happy now Colonel?

Animal: *brings her a tray of french toast and orange juice*

Alex: thanks Animal.

Animal: Wel-come!

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: Me too, Alex. Well, not to church, but to a babyshower.
I hate going to celebrate something with someone I barely know. -_- Although my uncle is coming---that's the only reason I'm going. He's cool.

OOoo, Que Locura's on! XP

Bunsen: Tssstsst! I hardly understand the language, but the content is oh so funny!

[The Count]

*Zips into Claudia's room, sets a ziggy-zaggy flying firework rocket loose, then vanishes once again thanks to the teleporter. :eek:

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: 0_0 Holy smokes, it's a bird!
Bunsen: How delightful, it's a plane!
Composta: It shiny thing!
Dr. Van Neuter: No, it's omg-my-pants-are-on-fire! *Runs in frantic panic*
Claudia: *Snickers*The firecracka has done me justice. ;)

[Winslow Leach]

Crazy Harry is crashed on his cot, mouth open, drool hanging out.

Tony: I guess these last couple of days really took a toll on ol' bug-eyes.

Lefty: Wanna go trew his pockets?

Tony: O_O

Lefty: 'Ey, when da pickin's are free, I ain't complainin'...never look a gift mad bomber in da mouth...riiiiiiiiiiiiight!

Tony: o_O

Lefty: What are ya lookin' at? It was only a taught! Like I would go trew da pockets of my bestest buddy!

Tony: O_O

Lefty: Stop dat! Say sometin'!

Tony (beat) Sometin'.

Lefty: Wise guy, eh? How woulda like it if I gave youse a rap across da mouth?

Tony: How would you like it if a 20-foot chicken was standing behind you right at this moment...

Lefty: Heh, yer real funny, kid! A real barrel 'a laughs! Wroooooooooooooooooooooooong!

Tony (shrugs) Suit yourself. I'm just telling you what I see...a giant, 20-foot chicken is standing right behind you...and it looks rather hungry...

Lefty: What's behind it? A crocodile?

Tony: No...looks more like some kind of snarling wolverine, actually. Well...(jumps on bed and grabs book) If I were you I'd run, but since I'm not you--thank goodness--do whatever you want.

Lefty: Ahhhh...you are such a square, ya know dat? I'm gonna go out an' see if anytin' fell offa any trucks...riiiiiiiight!

(Lefty turns to go...and, sure enough, there IS a 20-foot chicken standing there, with a large, snarling wolverine poking its head around the chicken, glaring at Lefty. The chicken licks its beak)

Lefty: O_O

(The chicken bows its massive head, and lifts Lefty off the floor in its beak; Lefty screams, as the chicken turns and leaves, followed by the wolverine)

Tony: He just doesn't listen...

[Winslow Leach]

In the common room, Newsie, his hair slicked back, clad in a full-length black body stocking, is doing an interpretive "dance." Tony and Lefty watch in stunned silence.

Newsie

'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe,
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

Lefty: What language is dat?

Tony: Shhhh!

Newsie

"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"

Lefty: He caught my attention when he talked about da bitin' jaws...but I lost him when he started ravin' on about da juju-boid...

Newsie

He took his vorpal sword in hand,
Long time the manxome foe he sought!
So rested he by the tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.

Lefty: I don't tink even he knows what he's sayin'...

Tony: Quiet!

Newsie

And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!

Lefty: Alright...now it's gettin' good...except fer da part about da wood bein'...whatever dat woid was...

Newsie

One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!

Lefty: 'Ey! I'm in da mood fer a Snickers snack!

Newsie

He left it dead, and with its head,
He went galumphing back.

Lefty: He killed da monster? Da ting wit da bitin' jaws? What a crum-bum! I woulda captured it, an' rented it out ta coicuses an' fairs. Riiiiiiiiiiiiight!

Newsie

"And has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!"
He chortled in his joy.

'Twas brilling, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe,
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe!

(A watermelon, hurled through the air, conks Newsie on the noggin; he goes down)

Tony: You brought a watermelon?

Lefty: I couldn't find any tamaters!

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *drops water bottle as the "show" comes to a close* *rushes over to her fellow commentater to see if he's all right*

Lips: ... woah.

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bunsen: I've a confession to make...*Bites lip*

Claudia: *Gasps loudly* You're bald!

Roomies: *GASP*

Bunsen: Y-No, I'm not! It's just...thinning!

Dr. Van Neuter: Very thin, Robert Dinero.

Bunsen: Ahem. Let's not acknowledge my little 'hair problem'--it's still as lucious as ever, mind you. Erm, returning...

Dr. Van Neuter: Like, let me give you an example of 'lucious hair'. Claudia's not included because she's an ape. Beaker, Pew, and I are the definition of lucious hair--

Composta: Actually, she bunny rabbit.

Dr. Van Neuter: Oh yeah, THAT and...wait, what?

Bunsen: *Laughs nervously* Dumplings, anyone? They are getting a bit cold in the chill...

Claudia: *Screeches* What have you done? !

Bunsen: ...Beaker will happily explain! *Runs off*

Claudia: Come back here, you sicko!

Beaker:...o_0 Meesheesh!

[The Count]

*Borrows Vorpal Sword to knight Lefty... And leaves him dazed after conking him in an attempt to dub him Sir Cumstance.

And don't let me catch you ruining another masterpiece...
*Hears about Claudia Rabbit. So, is she just the regular cute and cuddly wittle bunny rabbit she always turns into? Or is she struttin' around like the more erm, beguiling brazen-haired bunny?
*Wolfish whistle. Hey, a guy can dream can't he?

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: Anyone around?
Red: I am! Oh I'm so glad you are here!
Beth: Oh yeah? How come?
Red: I need a ride to the mall!
Beth: Figures. What do you need there?
Red: A new swimsuit, mine broke.
Beth: Ah, well, I suppose we can do that. Where's everyone else?
Red: Around somewhere. Come on, let's go!
Beth: No rest for the weary.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *hanging swimsuit up to dry* Guys, can I ask you a question?

Lips: Sure.

Marvin: *looks up from book* What is it?

Caitlyn: Okay, both of you know about the poster project I've been working on.

Lips: Right.

Caitlyn: And I'm starting to work on a new one.

Marvin: So what is the question?

Caitlyn: I'm getting to it. Now, I can't decide how one of the Muppets in th poster is gonna look. So... ponytail or no ponytail? If no, hat or no hat?

Marvin: ... huh?

Lips: I can't... quite understand what you're asking.

Caitlyn: *sighs* I'm drawing two of your bandmates in a poster like this *shows Lips a DVD*, and I can't decide what hairstyle I want the person playing her *points to a person on the DVD cover* to have.

Lips: ... oh! *ahem* Well, I think you should draw he rwith her hair down.

Caitlyn: Hat or no?

Lips: No hat.

Caitlyn: ... all right. Now, that just leaves he costume...

Marvin: Huhna-whadda-wah?

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: I dare say... it seems I've been scarce around this here university campus lately.
Gonzo: It sounds like you've been to England and back!
Ryan: *scoffs* Hop the pond? Gonzo, old bean, you're quite the triffling suspect, are you aware of that? No, no, chap, I haven't been to the mother-land and back--just been catching up on some jolly good reading, you know, eh wot.
Gonzo: ...what kind of reading?
Ryan: Oh the new-age classical tales of master Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett, Gonzo.
Gonzo: Ah ha... well... enjoy that. I'm off to go do something much more exciting than listen to you babble on with that awful British accent.
Ryan: Say what thou will about my accent, scurvy gnave, I'll smite thee with just the touch of me magic whip!
Gonzo: ...I have no idea what that was.
Ryan: *clears throat* Neither do I.
Gonzo: *laughs* It's good to have you back Ry!
Ryan: *shrugs* I don't really think I went anywhere... but thanks Gonzo!

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: Hey guys, I'm gonna be away again but not for too long. *leaves her roomies with Tony* See ya soon. =)

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: ;_; Rabbit....

[Winslow Leach]

Ailie: Hey guys, I'm gonna be away again but not for too long. *leaves her roomies with Tony* See ya soon. =)

Wha wha wha wha ? ? ? ?

Who's taking care of what now?:p

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Uh... Don't worry, Tony, I can help?

Marvin: O_o

Caitlyn: ... why did I say that?

Lips: Becaue you want to help Tony take care of Ailie's roomates?

Caitlyn: I hope she comes back before I have to go to camp. Which is in... two weeks. Other than that, I'd be happy to help.

[Winslow Leach]

Tony: Thanks, Cait. I was only kidding. I don't mind taking care of Ailie's roomies until she gets back. I don't think there will be any problems...

(Chamberlain, perched on top of the bookcase, glares at Tony)

Tony: ...well I don't think there will be many problems...

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: ... sure, there won't be... So... everything's quiet. You guys wanna do anything?

Marvin: Don't you have lessons in the morning?

Caitlyn: Yeah, but I don't have to go to bed right away.

Lips: I think you should. *leads her back to her room*

Marvin: ... *scoffs* Love birds...

[Beakerfan]

Sweetums: *wearing a black robe and carrying a scythe* THE HOUR IS APPROACHING..... *holds up an hour glass, nearly empty*

Bean: *holding a burlap sack* Hour of what? Who are you supposed to be anyway?

Sweetums: *shocked* WHY, I AM DEATH. ISN'T IT OBVIOUS? AND WHAT ARE YOU? THE HOGSFATHER OF LEPRECHAUNS?

Bean: I'm the Verrucas Gnome!

Floyd: *warily puts his shoes*

Alex: *flutters in, carrying a wand and wearing a tutu with sparkling wings* Now, everyone! Let's get along! Why don't we play a game? I know! How about, Duck Duck Goose?

Floyd: Ah, go away Tinkerbelle. We don't want to play any of your sissie games.....

Alex: *begins to cry* Oh, please, please be cheerful! Won't you please play a game? I know it will cheer you up and turn that frown upside down! And *sniff* my name isn't Tinkerbelle. I'm *sniff* the Cheerful Fairy!

Sweetums: *holds up the Hour glass* THE HOUR HAS COME. I MUST GO TO WORK. *puts the hour glass inside his robe and vanishes*

Floyd: I though this was just pretend..... But I guess Terry Pratchet had to get his inspiration somewhere..... *puts on a wizards hat and begins to read a book*

[The Count]

...
Deadly: Cheerful fairy indeed, bah. *Leaves with Sweetums as Death, they are both in the same line of work.

Me: Hmm, wonder what Alex thought of what I sent her. And I wonder what Claudia meant by her reply last night. Oh well.
*Moves on to other chores around the room.

[BeakerSqueedom]

Sweetums: *wearing a black robe and carrying a scythe* THE HOUR IS APPROACHING..... *holds up an hour glass, nearly empty*

Bean: *holding a burlap sack* Hour of what? Who are you supposed to be anyway?

Sweetums: *shocked* WHY, I AM DEATH. ISN'T IT OBVIOUS? AND WHAT ARE YOU? THE HOGSFATHER OF LEPRECHAUNS?

Bean: I'm the Verrucas Gnome!

Floyd: *warily puts his shoes*

Alex: *flutters in, carrying a wand and wearing a tutu with sparkling wings* Now, everyone! Let's get along! Why don't we play a game? I know! How about, Duck Duck Goose?

Floyd: Ah, go away Tinkerbelle. We don't want to play any of your sissie games.....

Alex: *begins to cry* Oh, please, please be cheerful! Won't you please play a game? I know it will cheer you up and turn that frown upside down! And *sniff* my name isn't Tinkerbelle. I'm *sniff* the Cheerful Fairy!

Sweetums: *holds up the Hour glass* THE HOUR HAS COME. I MUST GO TO WORK. *puts the hour glass inside his robe and vanishes*

Floyd: I though this was just pretend..... But I guess Terry Pratchet had to get his inspiration somewhere..... *puts on a wizards hat and begins to read a book*

Claudia: 0_0 I must carry off the dead for you, Grim Sweetums!
But not on land, aye? But on the sea! YES! 'Cause I'm Davy Jones. :3 *Her tentacly hair twitches*

Dr. Van Neuter: She's HIDEOUS...!

Claudia: ;_; I'm an adorable sea captain! RESPECT ME..!

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *puts a shirt on over her swimsuit*

Lips: All set?

Caitlyn: *turns to face the trumpeter* Oh, hi, Lips. I just need breakfast and I'm ready to go.

Lips: The Muppaphones are fixing Freench toa--

Caitlyn: Wanna join me? For breakfast? And, do you want to come to my swimming lesson with me?

Lips: *smiles* Sure.

*The two head off for breakfast.*

[The Count]

Yesh, she be hideously horribly bootiful like that. *Conjures dark spirit to serve Capt. Claudia from the depths of his Black Cauldron.

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: o_o Monkey King? What were you doing in that cauldron?

Monkey King: Hiding from you, little girl. *Tries to stuff himself back inside the cauldron*

Claudia: *Pulls him out and snuggles him* And we're gonna rule the seas forever and ever and ever and ever and ever...

Monkey King: *Tries not to cry* NOOOOOOOOOOOOO..!

Claudia: See? My big bro is too cool to let you escape my huggly snuggly grasp. x) <3

Monkey King: I am a legend amongst the Chinese!

Claudia: Shhhh...<3 *Shoves a banana in his mouth and skips away*

Monkey King: ;_; Ptoeey!

[The Count]

*Dark laughter... Just be glad she no pully your leg and turn you back to wood, silly monkey. *Snuggling with octopoidal temptress... *Setting sights on new fiends whose souls shall be drafted for the counter's cause. *Sets sail on the S.S. Claudia as it has now risen from the imaginary depths, embarking on dream ventures.

[Winslow Leach]

The room is a mess. Bed covers, sheets, clothing, CDs, DVDs, books are scattered all over.

Lefty is frantically searching for something, helped by Crazy Harry. Tony walks in.

Tony: Oh my stars! What are you doing? !

Lefty: I can't find it, I can't find it! Help me look, Tommy!

Tony: Why is--

Lefty: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Less talk, more look!

Tony: This place was spotless when I left it...

Lefty: Are youse gonna help, er just stand dere like a scarecrow? And boy, are youse scary! You'd scare more dan crows!

Tony: That's your one insult for the day. Any more, and I'll have to--

Lefty: I can't believe it's not here! You didn't steal it, right Tommy?

Tony: I didn't steal anything. What are you looking for?

Lefty: It's invaluable!

Tony: A watch? A ring? A stolen wallet overflowing with cash?

Lefty: Where can it be?

Tony: I got it! The first nickel you ever conned from some poor mark!

Lefty: Nah, I always carry dat in my pants...

Tony: An old teddy bear? Rosebud! Gimme a clue: animal, vegetable or mineral?

Lefty: It's my issue of Mad wit "Blechman."

Tony: What's a Blechman?

Lefty: Youse unedumicated dunce! "Blechman" is da spoof of Batman. And...heh heh...it was really funny! I wanted ta read it again, but I can't find it!

Tony: It's not in your stash?

Lefty: Dat's da foist place I looked, ya dumb slug!

Tony: Okay, that's two!

(Tony gives Lefty an atomic wedgie)

Lefty: EEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRR!

Tony: Now put this room back in order! I'm going to the common room to watch Newsie practice his next dance, this time to The Rite of Spring. When I come back, this room had better be the way it was this morning, or I'm sending you both to Abu Dhabi!

(Tony leaves, slamming door behind him)

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: You know, how can Lefty feel that if there's nothing below his upper half?
Dr. Van Neuter: *Freezes* What?...*Drops his tools*
Bunsen: Excuse me? I beg your pardon!
Beaker: MEE MEEE MEE? *Gasps*
Composta: You did now, Claudia!
Blind Pew: I may be visually shallenged, but what waz zhat? !
Claudia: o_o What? It's true! Just look under you and you'll see heads floating around!
Blind Pew: *Strikes her through with a sword*
Roomies: *GASP*
Claudia: O_o....*Stumbles back* *Falls to the ground* xP *Tounge hangs out to signify her untimely death*
Bunsen: Don't you think that was a tad bit harsh? *Twiddles fingers*
Blind Pew: *Binks* What du zyou mean? Zis idiot isulted our...pride!
Dr. Van Neuter: You bonehead, that's Claudia! She's SUPPOSED to be an idiot!
Blind Pew: *Looks to the camera then to them if even possible* *Trails his 'gaze' to Claudia*....


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...!

Claudia: x)

[tvlistingman]

PETER: So another summer day at the dorms

ZOE: What should we do

BABY BEAR: Maybe we can go have dinner at the dorms and then go to a movie, WALL-E

PETER: Good Idea

LITTLE BIRD: That movie should be fun, maybe we can see some other muppets there.

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: Hey Gonzo, toss me the remote, will ya? ...Gonzo? GONZO! Sheesh, what is WRONG with this weirdo today?
Clifford: You're talkin' to your new poser again, dude.
Ryan: *innocent eyes* My gosh, I didn't realize! It's just so life-like!
Clifford: *rolls eyes* How long you think you'll be goin' through this phase?
Ryan: *shrug* Until this poser stops being amazingly awesome!
Clifford: You LIVE with the real THING, dude!
Ryan: I know! But the poser is just so... AWESOME!
Sam: It's much quieter too...
Link: I know! Are we sure it's still breathing?
Ryan: ...Good grief.

[Beakerfan]

Alex: *bursts in the door wearing a shimmering red dress, her hair cascading over one shoulder*

All: *jaws drop*

Sweetums: Holy Jessica! My dreams have come true!

Floyd: Man, everyone's dream has come true!

Bean: *eyes huge* Is... is that really..... I've heard stories..... I mean, I know she likes rabbits.... *tries to smoothe his hair*

Alex: *rolls her eyes* Guys, it's just me. I just got my hair colored, okay? So I look a little like Jessica.... I'm surprised you didn't notice I'm lacking in one of her most prominent areas. Everyone else seems to.

Animal: RAB-BIT! RAB-BIT! *chases Alex out the door and down the hall*

Floyd: Well, she does have Jessica's backside.

Sweetums: Oh, and her skin. But other than that, naw. She's right. It's just her hair that really makes her feel like Jessica.

Floyd: Pity. *hands Sweetums a drink*

Sweetums: Yup. *pops the cap off the bottle and slowly drinks it*

[Winslow Leach]

Tony sits on the edge of his bed in shocked silence.

Lefty, Crazy Harry, Newsie, Dr. Teeth, Zoot and Chamberlain all surround him.

Newsie: Okay, I'll try it one last time...(snaps fingers in front of Tony's face) Tommy! C'mon Tommy! Wakey wakey! Bah, it's no use!

Chamberlain: Maybe he's dead! It could be rigor mortis...I'll check...

(Dr. Teeth holds Chamberlain back)

Dr. Teeth: Not so fast, turkey! Da boy is alive!

Lefty: Yeah? How da you know?

Dr. Teeth: If dat ain't da look of love, I'll eat my hat!

Newsie: Love? Ah yes. Tommy is in love with...(gestures head upward)

Lefty: Da ceiling?

(Newsie hits Lefty with a pillow)

Newsie: Alex. The girl who lives in the room right above us.

Dr. Teeth: Ah, I see! Well, that explains everything!

Newsie: In fact, that's why we had that trap door installed. So the two of them could have easy access.

Dr. Teeth: I getcha! But what I don't get is why he's jus' sittin' here. Why doesn't he go up and see her?

Newsie: Well, Tommy's kinda shy and somewhat nervous around Alex. He's afraid of making a fool of himself.

Dr. Teeth: Da cat seems pretty cool. He shouldn't have any trouble.

Newsie: But when it comes to Alex, well...he's literally rendered speechless.

Dr. Teeth: So he must have seen her recently then?

Newsie: Probably. When he used to completely shut down like this, I kind of assumed she had something to do with it. I guess I was right, eh? After all, you are the love guru, Dr. Teeth!

Dr. Teeth: Yeah. I shoulda been the star of that movie, not Mike Myers! I am da love guru!

Lefty: Oh yeah? Den when will I find my true love?

Dr. Teeth: Man, you found her years ago!

Lefty (double-take) Where is she?

Dr. Teeth: In yer pocket!

Lefty: In my pock--oh...you mean my nickels! Riiiiiiiiiiiiight, riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!

Dr. Teeth: Dat was a no-brainer!

Newsie (referring to Chamberlain) No...that is a no-brainer!

(Chamberlain squawks in anger, and chases Newsie out of the room)

(Tony very slowly slumps to the side, and falls off the bed)

[The Count]

Yeah... I feel ya Tony. Ima missing my baby too, even if she's just a fictional character... And it's been a looooooong time since she's popped up. *Short sigh. C'mon, let's go share some Coke floats to take the pain away.
*Hums a little of I Hope Something Better Comes Along.

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia and Composta: *Jaw drops at Alex's attire--and THEY'RE straight * =0
Roomies: *Smoothing out their hair/ bald head/ er...hat*
Bunsen: Who is this DIVINE creature? Tsstssstt...<3 Oh goodness. *Sheepish*
Dr. Van Neuter: o_o For you...I will...*Signing divorce papers*
Composta: *Slap*
Dr. Van Neuter: Thank you, honey. *red*
Beaker: *Jaw drops* Mee...mee...mee..*Shoves a carrot in his mouth and hops over to her clad in Roger Rabbit garb* :3 Meeeee? *Snugs Alex*
Roomies: *JEALOUS..*
Blind Pew: Carrot top's going tu get it in his zleep, eh? *Does throat-cut gesture*
Bunsen: For once...I agree with your morbidity.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Come on, guys, I have swimming lessons to go to!

Marvin: Who cares? *smoothing his hair (what's left of it, anyway...) down*

Lips: *in awe of Alex's outfit*

Caitlyn: ... come on, Paul. *drags Lips along to her swimming lessons*

[The Count]

:cry: Me miss my baby. Thought there'd be something to read by now...

Sanguina, amidst her little batties: You'd think they've never seen a ravishing redhead before. *Light chiding. *She disappears back into the ebony ether.

Too bad she couldn't stay and give Alex a run for her money... But I still need help with the horse of doom before unveiling my first twenty now that the cast's been restructured.

Meh. *Drinks that Coke float. Oh hi Squeeks, want one?

[Winslow Leach]

Lefty, Newsie, Crazy Harry and Dr. Teeth are sitting around a small table, playing cards.

Tony is still out on the floor, but he has a smile on his face.

Zoot is asleep on Newsie's bed; Chamberlain is perched on the sax player's chest, staring at Tony.

A loud THUMP THUMP! THUMP THUMP! goes on and on...

Dr. Teeth: Man, is Animal really that loud when he's practicin'? It's like he's in this room!

Newsie: I believe that's Tommy's heart thumping. He must still be thinking of Alex.

Lefty: Heh. Does he ever tink of anytin' else?

Newsie: True.

Chamberlain: I think he's dead!

Dr. Teeth: We just said it was his heart thumpin'!

Chamberlain: Nah, he hasn't moved a muscle in hours! I get first dibs!

Dr. Teeth: Leave 'im alone, man.

Chamberlain: Okay, so maybe he's not quite dead...but I can make him dead!

Dr. Teeth: Ya touch one hair on his head, I'mma gonna throw ya inna pot, and make me up some chicken soup!

Lefty (studies his cards for a moment) Eh...go fish!

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Hey, guys! The new MuppetCast is up!

Marvin: *turns his head* When did you wake up?

Caitlyn: ... I dunno? What happened while I was napping?

Lips: Oh, nothing much.

Marvin: *double takes at Caitlyn* What happened to your hair?

Lips: Marvin!

Caitlyn: That's okay. My hair's usually like this in the mornings when I wake up.

Marvin: So I've noticed...

Caitlyn: And I can't help it if my hair's naturally curly, either. *goes to find a hairbrush*

Lips: ... Marvin?

Marvin: What?

Lips: From now on, no talking abo--

*a hairbrush hits Marvin in the face*

Lips: O_O

Caitlyn: *cmes back in* So that's where my hairbrush went! *picks it up and starts to brush hair*

Lips: *answers the ringing phone* Hello? ... What? I owe you how much?

Marvin: *shrugs* *practices on his Muppaphones*

[Winslow Leach]

Tony is still on the floor, unconscious, but now his mouth is pried open.

Lefty is tossing small items, such as grapes, cherries and yogurt-covered raisins from across the room, trying to get them into Tony's mouth.

Lefty tosses a grape; it goes in.

Lefty: Two points!

Newsie: You know, that's not such a wise idea Lefty.

Lefty: Oh goody, it's da voice of reason! I was waitin' fer ya ta show up! Okay, lay it on me...why isn't tossin' stuff inta da slug's mouth wise?

Newsie: Er...he could choke...

Lefty: Really?

Newsie: Of course!

Lefty: Den...if he does...I get his bed!

(Lefty tosses a raisin into the air, and catches it in his mouth; it goes down the wrong way, and Lefty begins gasping for air; he frantically gestures for Newsie to help)

Newsie: No, I don't feel like charades now. Just think about what you're doing to poor Tommy, okay?

(Lefty turns a shade of purple)

Newsie: You don't really want him to die, do you? That's rather morbid.

(Lefty manages to cough the raisin up)

Newsie: Hurting Tommy is not funny, I don't care what you think!

(Lefty taps Newsie on the shoulder; Newsie turns; Lefty knees him in the stomach)

Newsie: Waaauuuuuggggh!

Lefty: Naw, but hurtin' youse is a scream!

(Lefty picks up a strawberry, and tries to toss it into Tony's mouth)

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *looking through notecards* More drawing ideas?

Caitlyn: And I've yet to actually draw the one that I said I'd do.

Lips: ... Should you be starting on it?

Caitlyn: You have any costume ideas?

Lips: Is the drawing you're talkin about the drawing that we talked about a few days ago?

Caitlyn: The one with Janice and Floyd? Yes. *tosses a DVD to Lips* Any costume ideas?

Lips: *looks at the cover* ... Caitlyn, I don't know why you're asking me for. I'm not an expert on fashion.

Caitlyn: Well... you're the only one I can ask right around now.

Lips: What about Marvin?

Marvin: *bowing to an imaginary audience* T'ank you! T'ank you!

Caitlyn: That answer your question, honey?

Lips: *slightly turns red* ... I guess...

Caitlyn: Good. *kisses Lips on the cheek*

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Erin: ...so, Ed, on the subject of ice cream, I think the horse would prefer a nightshade-sugar cube swirl.
Scooter: And aren't they supposed to be fond of rotten eggs or something?
Nora: Well, technically, anything that smells like sulfur.
Storyteller: In that case, get a few socks from Beige's laundry basket.
Beige: Storyteller, stop it; I promise I'll do my laundry eventually.

[The Count]

*Knocks on Cait's door... If you need help with ideas, just PM me and we can talk about your poster probs.

*Knocking on Erin's door... Oh, thanks. Well, that could be either Nightshade Sugar Swirl, or Brown Sugar like the song, but I kind of prefer the former. If you could PM or email me your suggestions on the character himself, I'd appreciate it.

*Going back to own room. Wonder if Beth or Clauds would have some suggestions. Would like to get this done by tomorrow for Jerry's B-Day. That, and maybe a fic update from both of them... *Closes door behind him and gets ready for bed, his roomies are either busy watching TV or in some other errands about the premises such as calling in some last-minute deliveries.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *looking up info on the computer* Walter Cronkite was born in 1916, and he's not dead yet?

Marvin: Remind me what it is you are doing again?

Caitlyn: Helping Claudia.

Lips: Strange way of helping someone...

Caitlyn: ... Close your eyes and picture, if you will, Walter Cronkite doing a broadcast.

*both of her roomates do that*

Caitlyn: He is saying that "in the stock market today, beef is falling rapidly."

Lips: Okay.

Caitlyn: Then...

Marvin: Yes?

Caitlyn: ... out of nowhere, a cow drops on top of him.

*Lips and Marvin open their eyes (well, Marvin was the only one noticably doing it, anyway...)*

Both: Huh?

Lips: That doesn't make any sense!

Caitlyn: Now, picture, if you will, Abraham Lincoln chopping down a cherry tree! ... wait, that wasn't it! *bursts out in laughter* No, that wasn't i-- that wasn't what I was gonna say!

Marvin: That is it! I'm leaving the room for a while. *does so*

Caitlyn: No, wait! Picture, if you will, James Dean and Marilyn Monroe going out together...

[The Count]

*Tapping foot. You've been watching some of Newsie's past reports Cait? Well, better to look a gift cow in the mouth than to have the planet Venus make a hard landing on your newsdesk. Of course, if it were the goddess Venus... Mmm, I rather like the thought of James Dean Floyd and Marilyn Monroe Janice. Unless that's not the movie you're thinking of drawing... And could you please tell that Squeeker I'm desperately waiting for an actual story update? Honestly, I'm starting to feel bad that the world will never know of my talented screwball sister's storytelling supremacy, especially if none of her fics are finished.

But I'll ease up on this point... She does have a "life", like the rest of us. Sorry, didn't mean to burden you with my worries. Just LMK if either of you need any help.
:batty: :sleep:

[BeakerSqueedom]

Caitlyn: *looking up info on the computer* Walter Cronkite was born in 1916, and he's not dead yet?

Marvin: Remind me what it is you are doing again?

Caitlyn: Helping Claudia.

Lips: Strange way of helping someone...

Caitlyn: ... Close your eyes and picture, if you will, Walter Cronkite doing a broadcast.

*both of her roomates do that*

Caitlyn: He is saying that "in the stock market today, beef is falling rapidly."

Lips: Okay.

Caitlyn: Then...

Marvin: Yes?

Caitlyn: ... out of nowhere, a cow drops on top of him.

*Lips and Marvin open their eyes (well, Marvin was the only one noticably doing it, anyway...)*

Both: Huh?

Lips: That doesn't make any sense!

Caitlyn: Now, picture, if you will, Abraham Lincoln chopping down a cherry tree! ... wait, that wasn't it! *bursts out in laughter* No, that wasn't i-- that wasn't what I was gonna say!

Marvin: That is it! I'm leaving the room for a while. *does so*

Caitlyn: No, wait! Picture, if you will, James Dean and Marilyn Monroe going out together...

Claudia: 0_0 Cait, that is bloody birlliant! *Joining laughter* XP
Abraham, get AWAY from the cherry tree! I repeat, AWAY from the cherry tree! *Clings to her as she laughs*

Oh gosh, thanks for raising my muse for NATM.
Alright, gonna get it REALLY posted today.
I think my schedule is a little clearer today. <3

I knew Dean and Norma Jean had something going on...>_>
You could just tell. XP LOL, I'm kidding.

*Looks to her laptop* Huh, my Monkey King avatar looks like he's blowing a kiss!
x) Kissy, kissy!

[The Count]

... Abraham: Aw... But me like cherry trees. They full of cherries for me to eat.
Rasputin and Genghis Khan (Count and Deadly respectively) both go into a little sort of tap dance song number for Claudia while the true mastermind scurries off to get a present ready

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: So this is for a story that Claudia's writing...

Caitlyn: Yep!

Lips: ... oh. Now it makes sense, the whole Cronkite beef thing.

Caitlyn: That's right, Satchmo.

Lips: "Satchmo"? But that means...

Caitlyn: Yep! *hugs him* I wub you, Louis Armstrong. <3

Louis Armstrong (Lips): This is gonna be a terrific day. =)

[The Count]

Hmmm... You guys think da squirt found what I left/posted for her? Eh, she'll get it eventually. Just hope... Well, forget it, I'm done nagging. Let her post whenever. If I could just get some help for the doom horsie... *Thoughts trail away as he heads to the bat-room for a clensing shower before getting dressed to leave.

[Erine81981]

Over in room 26.........

Grover: *heads into the kitchen* Hey Kyle! *slaps me on the back*

(lowers voice) Shhhhhhh the girls are still asleep.

Grover: (lowers voice) Oh sorry about that. What are you doing?

(lowers voice) I'm fixing some Speigetti. I know the girls love it.

Grover: I will tell the others ok?

Arlight. *keeps on cooking and humming*

[Katzi428]

Uggghhh! Oh wow,is it HOT out!:p
Rosita:Ooh...you ain't kiddin',amiga! You think we should go to the pool?
Sounds like a plan. What do you think Prairie?
Prairie:Sounds good.Gaffer must be hot though.
Well...her fur keeps her cool..like air conditioning.
Prairie:Really?
Uh huh.And it keeps her warm in the winter.But I'm going to put out a bowl of water with some ice in it anyway.This way she'll be extra cool. You two go change while I do that.
filling bowl with water and some ice,then setting it down in front of Gaffer
Gaffer:Prrmeow...brushing up against me then licking my leg
You're welcome,kitty.See you later.petting her head

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *wakes up from her nap and stretches*

Lips: *comes over to her bed and kisses her on the cheek* Good morning, sleeping Beauty.

Caitlyn: *smiles* Hello, Prince Charming.

Marvin: It's ... ALIIIIIIVVE!

Caitlyn: Thank you, Dad!

Lips: "Dad"?

Caitlyn: Yeah, my dad sometimes says it in the mornings before I get my hair done.

Lips: Ah.

Caitlyn: Oh, well. *searches for hairbrush*

Marvin: *to Lips* Next time she wakes up...

Lips: Huh?

Marvin: ... please get a room, both of you!

Caitlyn: Tough luck, Marvin. =P *brushes her hair*

[Katzi428]

Wow..am I zonked!
Prairie:Yeah..you look it.Not to mention red as a lobster.
Rosita:Kath...didn't you put sunscreen on?
Yeah...but I guess it wasn't strong enough.Next time I'll put a higher strength on.
Prairie:Good idea.
Think I'll go put some aloe vera on and then go to bed.'Night girls.
Rosita:Buenos noches Kath. Sleep well.
Prairie:Goodnight Kath. Sweet dreams.

[Erine81981]

*sees Kathy, Rostia and Prairie* Hey girls! Hows things going?

[Katzi428]

*sees Kathy, Rostia and Prairie* Hey girls! Hows things going?
Hi Kyle! Things are fine thanks.
Prairie:We spent the day at the pool but somebody pointing to me got really sunburnt. :rolleyes:
Uh..I think Kyle heard us talking before,Prairie.
Rosita: I hope you had fun with your nieces Kyle.
My 1 year old niece is already toddling around. She hates having the gates up.
Rosita: Tell Herry, Grover and Cookie I said hi,Kyle.

[The Count]

*Bundled in bed, feeling sick... *Decides to fall asleep by reading Kermie's Girl in hopes of an update by the time I'm awake again. *Sends bat-gram to Cait, suggesting Elvis Floyd and Jewel Dress Janice for her current poster's costuming.

*Leaves answering machine on to take any incoming messages while I'm out.

[Katzi428]

humming Swedish Chef's opening song as I cook, waving utensils around like the Chef himself
Prairie comes in Hi Kath..thought I heard the Chef in here.
No..that was me,just goofing off.I'm making chicken soup for Ed. He's not feeling well. Hopefully this'll make him feel better.
Prairie:That's nice of you to do that for him.:)
Thanks. Hang on a sec...I need to throw something in the garbage. taking an empty bag of noodles and throwing it in the trash can. It lands perfectly in there!
Prairie clapping: Good shot!
holding up 2 fingers That's 2 points!:D

[Winslow Leach]

Tony is packing his suitcase.

Lefty: So yer really leavin' dis time, slug?

Tony: Yeah.

Lefty: Really?

Tony: Yeah.

Lefty: Good! It's not like I'm gonna miss youse or nuthin'. 'Cause I'm not. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight!

(Tony moves around room, picking up belongings, and putting them in suitcase)

Newsie: But why, Tommy?

Tony: I've been here long enough. I think I should move on.

Lefty: Yeah, yer not welcome here.

Newsie: Lefty!

Lefty: It's true, right Tommy?

Tony: Yeah, I guess so. I don't think I fit in anymore, if I ever did. I just...don't feel wanted here.

Lefty: Youse never were!

(Newsie whacks Lefty with a pillow)

Newsie: Look, you even made Crazy Harry cry!

(Crazy Harry is sobbing)

Tony: I'm sorry, Harry. And Newsie.

Lefty: Da way I look at it is...one crum-bum leavin' means...we'll be minus one crum-bum!

Tony: Good math there, Lefty.

(Tony has finished packing; he closes suitcase and heads for the door)

Newsie: Isn't there anything we can do to talk you out of this?

Tony: No. My mind's made up. I need to go. I should have gone a long time ago...

(Tony opens door; an insane-looking Muppet stands there, revving a chainsaw)

Insane Muppet: Where do you think you're goin'?

(The chainsaw gets closer and closer...)

(Tony wakes up)

Tony: Whoa!

Newsie (looks up from typewriter) Had that dream again?

Tony: Yeah...

Newsie: What was he wielding this time?

Tony: A chainsaw.

Newsie: Huh.

Lefty: Hey, was I in dere?

Tony: Unfortunately.

Lefty: Heh. Youse can't help but dream about ol' Lefty!

Tony: Since you were in it, it wasn't a dream. It was a nightmare!

Lefty: Why you--

Tony: Hey Lefty.

Lefty: What?

(Tony throws a nickel on the floor)

Tony: Fetch!

(Lefty dashes for the nickel)

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *holding a mirror up to herself* Look deep into my eyes!

Marvin: *is bored*

Caitlyn: You are now under my power!

Marvin: ...?

Caitlyn: Your eyelids are getting heavy. *eyelids droop down*

Marvin: 0_o

Caitlyn: When I count to three, I will have the strength, speed, and endurance of 10,000 well-trained armies.

Marvin: *whispers to self* What the hey?

Caitlyn: One... two... three! *eyes snap open* *marches out of the room*

Marvin: ... finally she's gone!

*the building rumbles*

Marvin: O_O! *looks outside*

*outside*

Caitlyn: *lifts up the entire Dorms building with ease (and with one hand)*

Lips: *was coming back from the garden* *sees Cait lift the building; runs over to her, mouth agape*

Marvin: *gets an idea* ... That's nice, but how do you get out of it?

Caitlyn: That's easy, I just snap my fingers! *about to do it with her spare hand*

Lips: O_O Caitlyn, no! *pushes her out of the way*

*the building falls down on him*

Caitlyn: *gasps* LIPS! *starts to dig through the concrete (very quickly, I might add)*

Marvin: *jaw drops*

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: <storms into room and grabs Chef by the collar> FEED me before I BITE someone's HEAD off!
Chef: <shaking> <grabs jar of peanut butter and offers it to Lisa>
Lisa: I've EATEN that already!
Chef: <drops jar> <grabs chocolate bar and offers it to Lisa>
Lisa: ...Despite your idiocy, you are a wise man sometimes. <Snatches chocolate bar, rips off wrapper, and takes a huge bit>
Rowlf: ...Bad day at work, huh?
Lisa: Do NOT talk to me until I have FOOD in my STOMACH!
Rowlf: Check.
Lisa: <Devours chocolate bar, sits down on ball, and breathes>
Rowlf: ...Better?
Lisa: ...No. But I'll pretend.
Rowlf: Good.
Lisa: HOW long have I been working there? HOW many times have the manager and I TALKED about the fact that I HAVE A FRIEND COMING IN TOWN from the sixteenth to the twenty-fourth? Let's take a look at my WORK SCHEDULE for while she's HERE, shall we? <rifles through purse, pulls out small notebook, and flips through the pages> Here! She gets here Wednesday. I'm working four to nine-thirty. Thursday I work one to seven-thirty. FRIDAY I work noon to EIGHT-thirty. SATURDAY I work two-thirty to TEN. WE'RE NOT GONNA HAVE TIME TO DO ANYTHING!
Rowlf: Can't you get the days off?
Lisa: NO! I CAN'T take any days off NOW because one of the SUPERVISORS just QUIT which means I just got upped to supervisor so they NEED me DESPERATELY because TWO OF the other supervisors want the SAME days off for this COUNTRY MUSIC thing-- and ONE of 'em doesn't even LIKE country music but her BOYFRIEND'S taking her CAMPING so I have to work and there's NO ONE else to do it because the OTHER guy's in JAPAN and the REAL manager's still on LEAVE!
Rowlf: ...Oh, so you got promoted!
Lisa: SHADDUP!
Rowlf: Sorry.
Lisa: <Breathes> ...Don't be sorry. My fault. I'm just... GAH! <Breathes> Sorry. Sorry to snap at you.
Rowlf: <pats Lisa's shoulder> I think I'll leave you be for a while.
Lisa: <Sigh>...

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *carrying an unconcious Lips* *kicks the door open to the building open*

*the door comes off its hinges*

Caitlyn: Sorry! *rushes through the hallway* Is there a doctor in the house? PLEASE! I need a doctor! I don't care who it is, just hurry!

[AnimatedC9000]

*Lips is on a hospital bed in a full body cast. An oxygen mask is hokked up to help him breathe.*

Caitlyn: *holding his hand, watching the heart monitor*

*the heart starts to beat faster and faster*

Caitlyn: No... no...

*Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepppp*

Caitlyn: NOOOOOOO! ! !

~~~

Caitlyn: *sits up on bed* NO! Don't go!

Lips: *entering the room* Going where?

Caitlyn: Lips! *runs up to the trumpeter and hugs him* I'm so glad that you're here! <3

Lips: .. *hugs her back* Me too...

Caitlyn: I thought you were dead!

Lips: *ends the hug vriefly* Huh?

Caitlyn: I hypnotized myself to lift the entire Dorm building up with one hand, and I was about to snap myself out of it with my free hand when you pushed me out of the way... and then the building fell on you... *cries*

Lips: ... *hugs her* It's okay. I'm here now.

Caitlyn: *sniff* What happened?

Lips: Marvin said that you fell asleep while trying to hypnotize yourself.

Caitlyn: ... oh.

Lips: Wanna go with me to the garden?

Caitlyn: Sure...

*the two walk to the garden hand-in-hand*

Marvin: *scoffs* Lovebirds... *fake gags*

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *escapes from the insane asylum temporarily to tell all her friends that she misses/loves them...mostly Dr. Teeth* XP NO RULLY, I LOVE YOU ALL! <3 Pleasesh don't forget about me. =( *sings a little of the Simple Minds song before getting dragged off again*

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: *Sobbing* Come back!
Bunsen: Now, now, dry those tears...mmm...*Hands napkin*
Claudia: I miss my brother already! I'm nothing without him! I'm so ALONE!
Bunsen: Goodness, please do feel better!
Claudia: ;_; *Curls up on the matress*
Blind Pew: Leetle girl? *Pokes lightly*
Claudia: *Eats his sword; oddly enough*
Blind Pew: My weapon!
Beaker: *Plays with her hair*
Claudia: Leave me alone to die. *EMO*
Dr. Van Neuter: Ugh, you're giving teenagers a baaaadd name! *Hands her a razor*
Composta: PUMPKIN! *Snatches it away*
Claudia: Oh gosh, I'm not THAT sad! But I do miss Victor. ;_; He's my bestest buddy in the whole world! My brother...<3
Dr. Van Neuter: Aww, poor thing---my attention span's expired. *Leaves the room*
Beaker: *Glares*
Claudia: *Eats a celery* Happy place....happy place...

[BeakerSqueedom]

Ailie: *escapes from the insane asylum temporarily to tell all her friends that she misses/loves them...mostly Dr. Teeth* XP NO RULLY, I LOVE YOU ALL! <3 Pleasesh don't forget about me. =( *sings a little of the Simple Minds song before getting dragged off again*
Claudia: *Bawls even more* RABBIITT...I MISS YOU SO MUCH, TOO...;_;

Blind Pew: *Restrains her from falling off the bed*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Wait, Ailie! COME BAAAACK!

Lips: O_O ... why don't we check in with... the scientists?

Caitlyn: ... good idea. *knocks on Claudia's dorm's door* Hello, fellow smart people! Can we check in with you? Besides that, I don't think I've officially met you guys yet.

[The Count]

*Shows up clad in darkery at Claudia's room... Here... This'll help make you feel better. *Serves some of the chicken noodle soup Kathy made for me earlier. Eat up... And dry your tears. I'll be downstairs if you need me. *Lets her sleep off the sadness.

And Rabbit... Come back to us soon.
*Shows up and gives Lisa a big huggle before mysteriously disappearing.

Okay... Time to fade to black.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *to someone off-screen* Do we do the sponsers now? *sees that the camera's already rolling* Oh. *ahem* Sesame Street ws brought to you today by the letter--

Lips: *comes in* Um, Caitlyn, this isn't Sesame Street...

Caitlyn: ... oh. ... *upbeat again* This shoow was brought to you today by the letter... uh... J and N!

Marvin: That's two.

Caitlyn: *ignores him* And by the number 10!

Lips: Tha--

Caitlyn: And... 7!

Marvin: Okay, that's enou--

Caitlyn: And... uh... *checks the Internet*

Lips: ... Thank you, and good night.

Caitlyn: 1934!

[Winslow Leach]

Tony (pokes head out) Hey Ail...

(sees no one there)

...ie?

o_O

Dr. Teeth (from inside room) Who's out dere?

Tony: Uh...chick from the pizza place...had the wrong room...

Dr. Teeth: Ya sure it wasn't Ailie?

Tony: Of course I'm sure!

Dr. Teeth (pause) Aight...get back in here, man. It's your turn ta go fish!

[The Count]

*Huggles Cait for her randomety.

[BeakerSqueedom]

Caitlyn: Wait, Ailie! COME BAAAACK!

Lips: O_O ... why don't we check in with... the scientists?

Caitlyn: ... good idea. *knocks on Claudia's dorm's door* Hello, fellow smart people! Can we check in with you? Besides that, I don't think I've officially met you guys yet.

Claudia: Thank you, Eddie. *Sniffles, eating her soup*

Bunsen: Oh, we've company! Come in, come in, we're just dawdling about--nothing suspicious about that! Pardon the chill in the room....it's for my latest, greatest invention yet! Mmm, that won't be revealed anytime soon...

Beaker: *Waves at Cait and Lips* Meemee!

Dr. Van Neuter: Hi there, um, need anything? I'm a little busy 'cause Mulch didn't bother to tend to his DUTIES...as any dumb assistant would! Ugh, seriously, MULCH...!

Composta: ....*Growls at him*

Dr. Van Neuter: Sorry, honey.

Blind Pew: We have people? Oh, zhat iz nice...*Bumps into a wall*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: We just came over to talk, that's all.

Lips: *waves back at Beaker*

Caitlyn: So... what's up?

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: Nothing much, just being emo! =D

Bunsen: *Looks up* I believe that is the cieling, my dear.

Blind Pew: Zyou idiot, zshe meant what iz ze current state wiz us! *Shakes head*

Bunsen: My, silly me! Such a silly-nilly I am....tsstssst! I took it quite literally.
*Blushes*

Claudia: Bunsen, I think those electromagnetical thingermajigs burned off a considerable amount of your brain cells!

Bunsen: I should certainly hope not!

Beaker: Mee meee meee....

Claudia: *Giggles* Stop it, he's not a sadistic, mad scientist bent on destroying your brain cell----Um, puppies? !

Bunsen: Hmrph.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *nods* That's nice. ... anything on your mind? Anyone?

Lips: *sends Beaker a look that says "Does this happen a lot?" and motions over to Bunsen*

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: Gonzo I need you for a second.
Gonzo: But Ryan, it's so late...
Ryan: It'll just take a second.
Gonzo: Alright, alright, what?
Ryan: *whispers something into Gonzo's... ear?*
Gonzo: Oh... Yeah! Haha! Let's do it!
Ryan: Great. One, two, three...
Both: WE LOVE YOU LISA! ! ! ! ! !

[The Count]

*Plays just for Lisa...

A song from Kermit...
And if you like my song from Kermit.
Maybe you'll like me.

Now let Robn give you a good tight hug.

Oh, and see if you can spot my changing siggies today, and deduce the nature of why.
*Mad Riddler-like laugh.

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: <slides muffins and bagels through hole in wall into Prawnie's room> <reconsiders> <crawls through hole to give Prawnie a great big hug> Thanks Half. <crawls back through hole to write thank you note to Ed>

[Katzi428]

Hello my dahlinks!:)
Prairie:Hmm..have you been hanging out with The Count and his girlfriend Countess Dahling von Dahling?
No,you silly girl! I went back to bowling today!
Prairie:Now that's what I like to hear!
Rosita:How'd you do?
2 strikes in 2 games!
Rosita: Wonderful,Kathy!:excited:
Prairie:Nice going,Kath!Congratulations!I'm proud of you!
Rosita:Me too!
Thanks.Everyone was glad to see me. One of my friend's fathers joked with me & said a certain place hasn't frozen over since I'm bowling again.
Rosita:Which place...oh...that place!
Right.;)

[Winslow Leach]

Tony enters room, wearing a pair of shades, towel slung over his shoulder.

Lefty: Where were youse?

Tony: I was down at the beach for a couple hours. I took in some sun. Went swimming. Just chilled for a bit.

Lefty: Did ya make any sand castles, ya beach bum?

Tony: Er...no...no I didn't.

Lefty: Feh! What good is goin' ta da beach if youse ain't gonna make no sand castles?

Tony: I managed to enjoy myself...without making sand castles.

Lefty: Ahhh, yer no fun!

(Tony shakes out towel, which still has some sand in it; the sand hits Lefty)

Lefty: 'Ey, 'ey, 'ey! Watch it! Youse didn't hafta bring da beach home wit ya!

Tony: Awww...and have you miss out on some of the fun?

Lefty: Cute. Yer real cute, ya know dat?

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *sits down on her bed* Tyler's so cute!

Lips: ... Tyler?

Caitlyn: Yes.

Lips: ...

Caitlyn: ... What's that supposed to mean?

Lips: *looks Caitlyn in the eyes*

Caitlyn: No! I was talking about my week-old baby neice!

Marvin: *laughing*

Lips: "Baby neice"?

Caitlyn: GAH! Nephew, nephew! In fact, my half-brother's whole family came to visit.

Lips: You could've told us that you relatives coming to see you.

Caitlyn: And the little guy was just as cute as when we saw him when he was a day old!

Roomies: A day old?

Caitlyn: Yup! That's why I was gone that one time recently. *nods head* *looks at calender* I can't believe it...

Lips: *sits beside her* What?

Caitlyn: Only a week until I leave for camp, and then another week before I come back...

Lips: I... I don't want you to go... *holds her close*

Caitlyn: It'll only be for a week...

Lips: Still... I'll-- er, it'll get... lonely... without you...

Marvin: *interrupts* What is this, a soap opera?

Caitlyn: Way to ruin the mood, Marvin. -_- *throws a pillow at the Muppaphonist*

[Erine81981]

Murray: *comes in carrying a little sheep* Hey Kyle. *walks pass me and heads into his room*

Hey Murray? *sees the little sheep* Hold up Murray. *walks into his room* What are you doing with that little sheep?

Murray: *hides her behind his back* Uhhh what sheep?

The one behind your back.

Murray: Oh alright. You got me. She fallowed me to school and that's all i know. She says her name is O-Ov-Ovejita. Can we keep her? Please! *gets on his knees*

I'll talk to Ed and see.

Murray: Oh and she talks Spanish too.

A spanish speaking sheep? Weird. *picks up the phone and calls Ed* Hello Ed. I'm doing fine. And yourself? That's good. I needed to talk to you about something. Murray had a sheep fallow him to school and so he brought her here. Can she stay with us?

[The Count]

*Gets Kyle's message. *Answering... Well, if that little sheep is so determined on following Murray I guess there's nothing we can do about it. Hope that answers your question, have a good day.

*Hangs up. *Still in bed, sighs.
Count: Getting that creative indecision again?
Me: Yep... Will hopefully talk to my buddy later this afternoon, you know how those kinds of get-togethers go, just like Kermit's Fridays with Fozzie.

*Count shrugs as we return to our slumbering states, Uncle D unconscious in the couch's cushions.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *returns to the room after a brief swim in the pool*

Lips: How was the pool?

Caitlyn: Tiring... *picks up her regualr clothes and heads to the closet to change*

Lips: I know that feeling... *starts to play a song on his trumpet*

Caitlyn: *pokes head out of closet* "Temptation"?

Lips: *stops playing* What?

Caitlyn: That song you were playing... it was "Temptation", wasn't it?

Lips: Let me check. *plays the notes again, now realizing what he's playing* O_O Oh my--!

Marvin: *laughs*

Caitlyn: *giggles* Just curious. *goes back into the closet*

Lips: *buries his face in his hand*

[Erine81981]

Good to know that Ed said we could keep her. We finally have a new roomie or just a pet. Murray for some reason found this little sheep fallowing him.

Herry: This almost sounds like Mary Had a Little Lamb but with Murray instead.

Bruce: I hope i won't have to clean up after it.

Don't worry. She's a very good lamb. Last night she was using one of our bathrooms. It's like she's been potty trained.

Bruce: I hope so.

Murray: *cuddling with Ovejita* Isn't she cute.

Ovejita: Lindo.

What did she just say?

Herry: I think that was cute in spanish.

Oh yea. I forgot that she talks only in spanish. We might have to get one of theose books.

Murray: Like you had when Tommie was visiting.

Yep. That's the one. So i'll go and buy one at Walmart. I'll be back. I'll tell Grover the news.

Herry: Can i come?

Sure. Anyone else? No one? Ok. Let's go Herry.

Herry: Right behind ya, Kyle.

[The Count]

Hi Kyle... If you need, you can ask us, since some here like Rosita and Claudia and myself speak Spanish. But it's also good to be able to solve things on your own, so a Spanish/English Dictionary would be a good idea. Good night buddy.
*Hunkers down to listen to new MuppetCast.

[Muppet Newsgirl]

(gang is in kitchen, waiting for a pan of blueberry slump to finish up in the oven)

Storyteller: In French, cute is mignon, isn't it?
Scooter: Yeah. In German, it's schoen...no, wait, that's beautiful.
Nora: What about Japanese? It's kirei, isn't it?
Erin: No, it's kawai.
Beige: And in ancient high Fragglish, it's flimmy.
Nora: Flimmy?
Beige: No, wait, that's the word for banana-faced, as in, Ro tiptop xit flimmy. My boss is banana-faced.
Storyteller: Hmm...in the meantime, how's the character design coming?
Erin: Well, I'm going to have to look up some good dramatic villains, and...
Scooter: You can borrow my copy of "Fifty-five more villains, blackguards and dastardly fiends."
Nora: Yeah, and I've got a book of good fantasy story plot devices...(oven timer goes off) Timer!
Beige: (as Erin removes slump from oven) Woo-hoo, bring on the whipping cream!
Storyteller: Beige, no, that's hotter than the lava pits in the Fire Caverns - we'll have to wait.

[The Count]

*Poking head in... Is that anything like blueberry grunts? Oh, and if you need help with fantasy/mythic characters, feel free to PM or raid our pantry. Frankly, I'm in that wembling mode again, always unsure of my creations/true ennumerative desires. Oh well... *Leaves some frozen nut nanas my mom made today for Erin's group.

[Winslow Leach]

(Lefty, in a grass skirt, is doing the hula. Again)

Lefty (sings) Aloha OOOOOOOOOOO...Aloha OOOOOOOO...

Tony: Lemme take a wild guess: you're gonna crash another luau and make off with a bunch of pineapples, right?

Lefty: Tommy, I am moitified! It's like youse kin predict da future or sometin'! What tipped ya off?

Tony: Oh I dunno...this is just a wild guess, but...the grass skirt? And the hula...

Lefty: Yeah, riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...I guess I was a bit, how you say, too obvious!

Tony (rolling eyes) Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!

Lefty: Only dis time, I'm not gonna just make off wit pineapples. Me an' a acquaintance--Righty--are gonna grab as much poy an' coconuts as we can, too! Do youse know da street value of poy dese days? Astri-ca-nomical!

Zoot (huddled in the corner, rocking back and forth) I'm scared, man...I'm scared...

Tony: Yes, Zoot, I know...we all are...

[Winslow Leach]

The sneak thief pokes his head into Ed's room.

Lefty: 'Ey! I love yer new siggy! Riiiiiiiiiiight! Sure it ain't exactly an O, but it's still (sings and sways) coycular an' sweet...a nearly poifect coycle, tidy and complete!

It looks radder fancy-schmanzy, dough. I betcha it cost more dan a nickel!

[The Count]

*To Lefty: Riiiight. And I can let youz have it for just a quarter. That's the same as five nickels if youz ain't got no quarters. Then again, youz probably wouldn't know where I'm going with my siggies. Heh heh.
*Short Riddler laugh.

[Winslow Leach]

(Lefty does a double-take at Ed's new siggy)

Lefty: 'Ey, what happened to da O what really wasn't an O, but resembled one? I was about ta shell out a few coins fer da pleasure of obtainin' it...den sell it ta someone fer twice of what I paid fer it...riiiiiiiiiiiiight!

Heh, I see yer a fan of da man in black. My roomie, dat Tommy guy, really digs his music. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!

[The Count]

Well... C'mon Lefty, if Ima gonna sel it to youz, then I can't use it any more riiight? Riiight. Sos Ima gonna need a new 1 to replace the 1 I had ta take down. Oh, and there'll be a few more of these... Just try ta guess the reason why.
Hee... *Riddler chuckle.

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: <Comes bounding into dorm room> THAT went well!
Robin: Yay! You're in a good MOOD again!
Lisa: I sure AM! At least for now. I talked to my manager!
Rowlf: And you quit?
Lisa: ...<headslap> No, I did not quit, silly dog.
Rowlf: Then what happened?
Chef: Ya, gur shmergle de hoo?
Lisa: Well, first of all, if you combine this conversation with a previous conversation, he said that he's being hard on me because he likes me and wants me to grow as a person.
Robin: Ohhhh. So he's being mean to be nice?
Lisa: Mm... Something like that, in the long run, yeah.
Robin: Ohhhh. ...I don't think I get it.
Rowlf: This is the same manager who went to Vegas last month, right?
Lisa: Left.
Chef: Shmurgwee!
Lisa: That is SO not your line.
Chef: Suuror.
Rowlf: How'd he do in Vegas?
Lisa: Um... Not very well. He said he's never going back.
Rowlf: ...Hm. So he's being tough for your benefit, huh?
Lisa: Well, yes... But he's not very good at being tough, y'see.
Chef: Nor?
Lisa: Well... I was just going in to make sure I got some days off next week, you see. But he immediately started looking at the schedule, and now it looks like I'll have THIS FRIDAY off, AND if that one guy is back from Japan I MIGHT get THURSDAY off, AND he made it sound pretty close to a guarantee that I WILL get next Monday and Tuesday off!
Rowlf: Oh, that's great!
Robin: YAY!
Chef: Um de bork bork bork!
Lisa: He said no promises, of course, but still... That's ONE less thing to worry about.
Rowlf: <Quietly> You could use more than one less.
Lisa: <Shrug> Things are on an upswing now. Grandma's getting better, work is working out, Mom's taking me shoe shopping today...
Rowlf: Shoe shopping?
Lisa: Mine are about two years old and starting to give me blisters.
Rowlf: Oh. No good.
Lisa: Nope.
Rowlf: Can I chew on 'em?
Lisa: ...<Blink>
Rowlf: <Shrug> I'm a dog.

[The Count]

Heh... The man in black I'm a fan of is curretly regaining his netherworldly powers before returning to the square circle...

Now then, what deviltry can I think up of next?

[Winslow Leach]

Lefty: Did ya ever wonder, Tommy?

(pause)

Lefty: I say, did you ever wonder?

Tony: About...?

Lefty: I dunno...stuff.

Tony: Stuff?

Lefty: Yeah. Did ya ever wonder about stuff?

Tony: I think that poy you copped has gone to your head, Leftarooney.

Lefty: I wonder about stuff. All da time.

Tony: Interesting.

Lefty: It is, isn't it?

Tony: You wanna be a bit more specific, or...?

Lefty: Well...fer instance, did youse ever wonder if a duck kin talk?

Tony: What.

Lefty: I mean, suppose youse got a baby duck, an' youse trained it from an oily age ta talk...do ya tink it would eventually pick up on speech? If youse kept talkin' ta it?

Tony (beat) No.

Lefty: Really? Imagine gettin' a duck dat talked just like Donald! Ya know how much a buzzard like dat would go fer? A dime, at least!

Tony: Whew! Rakin' in the big bucks, Lefty!

Lefty: Yeah. Hey, are youse sure ya can't train a duck ta talk, even if it's a baby?

Tony: Positive.

Lefty: Well...dat's what I've been wonderin'. Now I don't have nuthin' ta wonder about anymore. Tanks a lot, Tommy, ya crum-bum!

Tony: Anytime, Lefty. Anytime...

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *lying on her bed after coming back from a day at the spa* I'm bored.

Marvin: Then be bored somewhere else! I am working on my next masterpiece!

Caitlyn: *sighs* Any suggestions? I need to do something memorable before going to camp for a week!

Lips: ... well...

Caitlyn: Well, what?

Lips: Maybe... no, you'd probably think it's--

Caitlyn: No, I won't. Any suggestion is better than what Marvin has to say.

Marvin: *rolls eyes and turns away from them*

Lips: ... well... how about a... a...

Caitlyn: A... *motions for Lips to just say it*

Lips: *softly* Date?

Caitlyn: ... come again?

Lips: Well, I just thought that we've never officially went out together and... you are leaving for a week...

Caitlyn: You wanna take me out for a date?

Lips: ... *nods*

Caitlyn: ... okay. We'll do it. It's a date!

Lips: It's a date!

Caitlyn: Yeah!

Lips: Okay.

Caitlyn: Yeah.

Lips: So...

Caitlyn: Mm-hmm.

Marvin: ... you two are confusing sometimes, do you know that?

Lips: Which reminds me the I need to go... do something.

Caitlyn: Good luck!

Lips: *leaves the room* ... *then makes a mad dash to Tony's room and knocks on the door*

[Winslow Leach]

Tony opens door.

Tony: Hey Lips. What's up?

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: I need help, Tony. Where's Dr. Teeth?

[Winslow Leach]

Tony: Sure, I'd be glad to...oh. Dr. Teeth, huh? Dr. Teeth! Dr. Teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeth!

Dr. Teeth (standing beside Tony) What are ya yellin' for, man? I'm standin' right here!

Tony: Were you...were you here this whole time?

Dr. Teeth: As soon as ya opened the door. I thought it might be Ailie.

Tony: It's Lips. He wants to talk to you.

Dr. Teeth: Hey Lips, how ya doin'? C'mon in, an' we'll rap.

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *comes in* I need a lot of help, guys.

[Winslow Leach]

Tony: What do you need help with, Lips?

Dr. Teeth: Yeah. Lay it on us.

Lefty: 'Ey Lips...c'mere, I got somethin' fer ya...(looks left, then right; takes Chapstick out of his pocket) ...dis stuff is called...Lefty's Patented Lip Medicine...riiiiiiiiiiiiight...I concocted it specifically fer youse, in da hopes dat you'll like it an' come back fer more. Since youse play da tuba--

Tony: Trumpet.

Lefty: Whatever...I'm sure yer lips must get chapped, right? Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight! Well, dis handy-dandy little ting will help soothe yer chapped lips, Lips! An' it'll cost youse no more dan a nickel!

Tony: Uh...great pitch, Lefty-voux, but I think Lips is here for more important business.

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: Thanks but no thanks, Lefty. Anyway, you guys know that Caitlyn's leaving Saturday to go to camp for about a week, right? Well, she said that she wanted to do something memorable before she had to go. So... I kinda... asked her out on a date.

[Winslow Leach]

Lefty: A date, huh? Dere's dis place dat I frequent called da El Sleazo Cafe. Nothin' says lovin' like da El Sleazo! Riiiiiiight!

(Tony picks up Lefty, and literally ties him into a knot)

Lefty: Hey! Owwww! What are youse, crazy er--

(Dr. Teeth puts a strip of duct tape across the wriggling Lefty's mouth; Tony tosses Lefty onto Newsie's bed)

Tony: Sorry, Lips, you were saying?

Dr. Teeth: Date.

Tony: Yes! Of course! You want to go out on a date with Caitlyn! Well, in all honesty, man, I think you're a shoo-in. Seriously. You guys are really close. I don't think you'll have much trouble, Lips.

Dr. Teeth: Yeah. Take her ta a romantic spot.

Tony: A restaurant. Not the El Sleazo. A nice, intimate place. Maybe a movie? Movies are fun. Or perhaps just a nice walk. When you're with someone you love, it doesn't really matter where you go or what you do.

Dr. Teeth: I second that! Sometimes me an' Ailie don't do anything 'cept snuggle on da couch, and dat's plenty!

Tony: Yep. The possibilities are endless.

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: Thanks guys. You've been a lot of help. ... You know, I think I know just the spot to go. Don't know why I didn't think of it earlier! Thanks again, guys! *leaves the room with high spirits*

[AnimatedC9000]

*Caitlyn and Lips go to the garden after a late-night swim*

Caitlyn: *wearing swim suit and two towels-- one around her neck and another around her swim suit* This night has been great, Lips!

Lips: *wearing a white T-shirt and swimming turnks; carrying a duffel bag* It sure was.

Caitlyn: Yeah... *sits down on a bench* The poolside music was terrific. I've had "Beyond the Sea" stuck in my head for the longest time...

Lips: *sits down beside her* ... *nods* Me too.

Caitlyn: We still doin' that movie at the room afterwards?

Lips: *smiles at her* Of course.

Caitlyn: *smiles back* Great. *puts her head on his shoulder* I don't want this night to ever end.

Lips: *hugs her* Then, let's make the most of it so we'll always remember it.

Caitlyn: *turns heer head to face him* Aw, Lips...

Lips: I know, baby... I know.

Music: I know beyond a doubt
my heart will lead me there soon

*the two lovers kiss*

Music: We'll meet (I know we'll meet) beyond the shore
We'll kiss just as before
Happy we'll be beyond the sea
and never again I'll go sailin'...

Lips: *breaks off the kiss reluctantly* C'mon, let's get you inside.

Caitlyn: Hmm... *starts to get up*

Lips: *picks her up bridal style* I'll take you there. *heads back to Dorm 15*

Caitlyn: *rests her head on his shoulder on the way*

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: o_o *Poking Pew*

Blind Pew: I'm zo depressed! *Headesk*

Bunsen: Would you like some soymilk, Pew?

Blind Pew: Exactly! Why did zyou haft tu turn vegetarian, uh?
Iz very, very painful tu not be able tu sink your teeth into something tender, juicy, and rough! Not silly greens! I'm a pirate! What would ze others think of me?

Dr. Van Neuter: that you're a sissy.

Composta: That nice, nice to animals?

Beaker: Mee meee meee?

Bunsen: That you smell like a beautiful cauliflower?

Blind Pew: *Sobs*

Bunsen: Mmm, if soymilk doesn't suit your tastes, then maybe some tofu will?

Blind Pew: *Wailing even more* I'm a bluudy pirate! Zyou must realize that gentlemenly folk like us do not deal wiz greens! We are carnivores, my leetle bald friend!

Dr. Van Neuter: That does some good to the melon family.

Bunsen: For the last time, Neuter, I'm not a fruit. *Adjusts his labcoat*

Dr. Van Neuter: You say that now...but what happens when you start getting soft, dark spots as you hit your 80's? You're spoiling as we speak!

Bunsen: Oh dear, very funny! *Raises nose a little*

Blind Pew: Back tu me, yes? *Points sword at Claudia's neck, who doesn't seem fazed at all as she entertains herself daintly with a thick, juicy dragon fruit* Give up ze greens...and go back tu buying ze meat....>/

Claudia: *Munch, munch*

Blind Pew: My pet, du it now!

Claudia: *Lays back on her bed, cuddling the fruit* <3 Mmmm.

Dr. Van Neuter: Um, Claudia, sweetie, he's gonna kill you!

Claudia: *Gingerly reaches for the chocolate soymilk and drinks it lazily* :3

Composta: She cuddly! o_0...It scare me.

Dr. Van Neuter: It's almost sickening! HELLO, sword to the neck!

Blind Pew: >_>...*Breaks down* Even she'z not afraid of me! I've lost my touch!
*Sobbing*

Claudia: :3 *Rolls around*

Bunsen: Don't worry, Mr. Pew! Perhaps a little rest will get you going! <3

Blind Pew: *Sniffles*

[Winslow Leach]

Bunsen: For the last time, Neuter, I'm not a fruit. *Adjusts his labcoat*

Dr. Van Neuter: You say that now...but what happens when you start getting soft, dark spots as you hit your 80's? You're spoiling as we speak!

WHAT THE...?

ROFL!:zany:

[The Count]

*Uncle D drops off a pack of well-wrapped cooked cold pork ribs for Pew. We cold-blooded killers have to stick together... Consider a treat, compliments of the galley slave. *Skulks away before coming back and leaving a warning not to consume any devilfruit or you'll become one of those special-powered pirates.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *pokes her head into Tony's dorm and kidnaps her roomies back*

Chamberlain: Mmmmm?

Zoot: *wakes up* O_O ...Nya?

Dr. Teeth: AILIEHHHH!

Ailie: O_O *runs in slow motion and crashes into him* X_X

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Ailie's back!

Lips: All right! Let's go see her!

Caitlyn: Right! *grabs his hand and runs out to greet her...*

*... and both of them them trip and fall onto the pile*

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: *squawks* X_X *gets smothered*

Ailie: *pokes her head out from under the pile* HI! ^_^

Zoot: *clings onto Cait's leg* O_O

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Aw, it's great that you're back, Ailie! ^_^

Lips: *tries to move to hit Zoot*

Caitlyn: Yes! The insanity will start back up, the emotions will run high, and now we can discuss where everyone's gonna stay when I leave for camp on Saturday! ... O_O

Marvin: One girl comes back, and another leaves. *shrugs* Go figure.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *bites Marvin* ^_^ I missed you guys a lot!

Zoot: *smirks at Lips* =P

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *hugs Ailie* We missed you, too!

Lips: *glares at Zoot* We need to talk. Now.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *snuggles* <3

Zoot: O_o You talk, I'll pretend to listen. *leans against the wall and falls asleep*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *continues to hug* Friend. ^_^

Lips: Thank you for your cooperation. -_-;

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: Friend. =) *puts on a cabin boy hat* ADVENTURE!

Chamberlain: What the--?

Ailie: I was watching Flapjack earlier. XP I'm kind of like him.

Zoot: Zzzz...

[Winslow Leach]

(Newsie enters, wearing a bee costume)

Newsie: Before you say anything smart about my attire, let me explain.

Tony: What's wrong with your attire?

Newsie: I was informed that there was a giant beehive growing kitty-cornered at my friend Iggy's house. So I offered to help get rid of them.

Tony: What a nice friend you are!

Newsie: Instead of doing it the traditional way--getting a stick and knocking the hive off--I decided to try a different tact. I just can't hurt bees, Tommy. They remind me of that cute mascot from Honey Nut Cheerios. And I would never hurt Mr. Honeybee!

Tony: Uh-huh.

Newsie: So, I decided to become a bee. I decided to look like a bee, act like a bee and sound like a bee. I rented this costume, and approached the hive. Then I went...(clears throat)...Buzz buzz...buzz buzz...

Tony: Did the bees come out?

Newsie: No. They're still there.

Tony: Obviously your method acting didn't work.

Newsie: No. But I'm not discouraged. If at first, and all that. I'll try again tomorrow. In the meantime, I'll practice my buzzing. Buzz buzz. Buzz buzz.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: MOUSEKETEER ROLE CALL! *puts on her Mouseketeer hat*

Marvin: I do not understand it, either.

Lips: *pushes Zoot to the side*

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: O_o *runs off with Dr. Teeth to find Candy Island*

Zoot: *bites Lips*

[BeakerSqueedom]

Blind Pew: Zhank you! *Greedily snatches it*

Claudia: Nooooooooooooooo~ *Tackles Blind Pew and steals the treat*

Blind Pew: *Tackles her to the ground* No, zyou can't! I won't let you!

Claudia: *Screams* No, no, no! ;_; *Throws it out the window*
:3 SCOOOORRREEE...!

Blind Pew: O_O NUUUU....!

Claudia: Meat BAD! ;_;

Blind Pew: No, Claudia iz bad!

Claudia: No, Ailie is back! AHHH! <3
*Runs out of the room to meet Ailie with open arms*
Aiiillllliiieeeeeeeeee! <3

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: What? I'm Annette!

Lips: *punches Zoot*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *kicks Lips where it hurts* =P *runs off to his room*

Ailie/Flapjack: CLAUDIAAAA! <3333 Come withsh us to Candy Island!

Dr. Teeth/K'nuckles: Ailieh, did ya drank all the maple syrup again? O_o

Ailie: YESH!

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *falls to the floor* X_X

Caitlyn: Are you okay? O_O

Lips: *in high-ptiched, squeaky-like voice* I'm fine, Caitlyn.

Caitlyn: I'll take you back to the room. *does so* Just rest up, okay? I ned to run an errand real quick.

Lips: *nods*

Caitlyn: Okay. *goes to Zoot's room and knocks on the door*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *pokes his head out* <3 Caitlyn...how expected.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *reddens slightly* Hi, Zoot. Can I talk to you for a little bit?

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia/Chowder: *Snugs Ailie* D: I lost muh cap though! ;_; *Pats her own head in search of it*

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain/Schnitzel: Radda radda? O_O

Ailie/Flapjack: Awsh... =( *offers her sailor hat*

Zoot: Yeah?

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia/Chowder: o_o *Pokes sailor hat* *Offers dewishious food*
Oo, found it! *Puts on her purple cap* :3

Beaker/Whale: o_0 Blurb, blurb...Meep!

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Well.. I've been thinking about a lot lately.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie/Flapjack: Thankies! ADVENTURE! *tries to climb in Beaker's mouth* Bubbie, you're too small. -_-

Zoot:...And?

[BeakerSqueedom]

Beaker/Whale: ;_; *Falls over*

Claudia/Chowder: *Munches on veggie soup*

Beaker/Whale: MEE, meee! *Points to back*

Claudia/Chowder: Ooo, piggyback ride! x)

[AnimatedC9000]

Muppaphones: *are on the voyage out of boredom* Let's go!

Caitlyn: Ah... I ah... was kinda wondering... Well, you were asleep, so you might not know about it.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie/Flapjack: Ooh! Van Neuter can be Peppermint Larry and Composta can be Candy Wife. XD

Zoot: Go on.

[AnimatedC9000]

Muppaphones #4, 5, 17, 34, 764, & 3463: -_-;

Caitlyn: Well, I went on my first date last night.

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: O_O With--without me? ;_; *sobs and slams the door*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *quietly to self* Snaps, shouldn't've said that. *in regular voice* It-- it was with you, Zoot! You just went to sleep at the end of it!

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *from the other side of the door* Liar...it was with L-LIPS! Look, he can have you. I don't care anymore! *crawls under his bed and cries softly*

Chamberlain: Save some of those tears. I wanna drink them. =P

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Zoot, I don't like it when people are sad! *opens door* Listen to me... I still like you, Zoot. In fact, I still can't decide which of you that I like better. *crawls under the bed and kisses Zoot* Please don't cry... *tears start to form* 'cuz I don't like it when people cry!

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *eventually stops crying and kisses Cait back* Well, just give me a chance. I still haven't taken you out yet. <3

Chamberlain: *pokes his head under the bed* If you want my advice, ditch Merry and Pippin and get a little slice of Saruman. *puts on a fake beard* Who's sexy? O_O

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Get outta here! *pushes Chamberlain out from under the bed* *to Zoot* Don't worry, you get a chance. <3 *kisses Zoot on the cheek* You know... when I first heard that you hadn't seen Janice in a while and you were missing her, I was... gonna offer to fill the void. *blushes a little bit*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: You were? O_O <3 That's so sweet. Besides, I guess she and Floyd belong together anyway.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Yeah, I was. *blushes* And thank you. *hugs Zoot* But then I found out that... someone else... You know... And then... *shakes head* Meh, who cares about the past, anyway? <3

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *hugs back* Yeah, you're right. *thinks* In fact, I can't remember what happened five minutes ago. *clings to her* Nighty night. *falls back asleep*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *giggles* I luff you too, Zoot. *kisses him on the cheek* <3

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *snuggles her*

Ailie: *shredding around on her drumset* WILD THANNNNG! *CRASH!* I MAKE YA HEART SANG! *CRASH!* I MAKE EVERYTHANG--

Chamberlain: *chases her with tranquilizer*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *whispers* Love ya, Zoot. *snuggles back*

Marvin: *joins in the chase with a net*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: EEP! O_O *woken up by Ailie's drum bashing* I love you too, Cait. <3

Ailie: *pushing Chamberlain into Marvin* WO-MAN? o_O

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *kisses Zoot*

Marvin: ... What? O_o

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *kisses her back* One sec, hon. *goes to find Ailie a leash*

Ailie: WHA--? NOOOOO! NO LEASH! NO LEASH! WO-MAN!

[The Count]

*Bats catch the pack of ribs, still wrapped in protective wrap, and lower it into Pew's clutches... *Devours Claudia's mind through a drinking straw.
UD: Anything I can do for you?
Me: Yes... Bring me... Some brains.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *disguises herself so that no one else (other than her and Zoot) will regonize her* *giggles quietly* X)

Marvin: *puts the net over Ailie*

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *dodges and bites Marvin* =P

[AnimatedC9000]

Marvin: NO! *strikes Ailie* Bad girl! Down!

Lips: *lying on his bed* Wow, Caitlyn and Marvin sure have been gone for a while.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *whimpers* ;_;

Dr. Teeth: *returns from...somewhere* O_O OH, NO HE DIDN'! *socks Marvin and throws him out a window*

[AnimatedC9000]

Marvin: *is thrown out of the window*

Lips: Hmm... maybe I should go look for her. *gets up* ... No. She did say that it was going to be quick. Maybe I should wait a whi-- *hears the chaos in the other room* On second thouhgt, maybe I should go check on them. *makes his way to the next-door dorm*

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: 0_0 Why is there a straw in my head?

Dr. Van Neuter: But...her brains are being sucked out...how can she talk? !

Bunsen: Simple, Phillip. *Polishes his glasses* She never really had a brain to begin with.

Dr. Van Neuter: Oh, that explains a lot. Is that why he's having a hard time at it?

Bunsen: An ingenius theory, isn't it? Well, he's only eating air...

[Beakerfan]

Animal: *watching Ailie, his mouth hanging open* Wo-man? *looks down at himself and scratches his head* ........An-i-mal. *looks back at Ailie* Wo-man. WO-MAN! WO-MAN! *runs after Ailie*

[Erine81981]

*finishing putting together a new DVD rack* This thing looks awful.

Murray: How are you Kyle?

I'm fine i guess.

Murray: What's wrong?

This DVD rack that i put together doesn't look any good. It looks like it's going to fall over.

Herry: Hey Kyle! Hey Murray!

Hey Herry.

Murray: Hello Herry.

Herry: What's going on?

Murray: He put together this DVD rack and he think he didn't do a very good job.

But i didn't.

Herry: It looks good to me.

Good?

Murray: Uh oh.

Herry: I mean great. It looks great!

Your just saying that.

Herry: No not at all. What do you say Murray?

Murray: He's right. It looks great!

Just as Murray says that Ovejita tramps by

Murray: Hey Ovejita! *hugs her* Your just so soft.

Ovejita: Suave. *rubs up against Murray*

I know that word. She said Soft.

Herry: That's good Kyle. How did you know?

My mom started getting that Fabric Softern in spainsh. And that's where i learned it.

Murray: That's awsome Kyle.

Thanks guys. It's good to know you are always there for me when i need your comments. Thanks. *puts the DVD rack up over by the wall* This should be a good place for it. *starts stacking the DVDs on the rack*

Herry: Good to know he won't bother us with the DVD rack anymore.

Murray: Yep.

Ovejita: Awsome! *bleats*

[Muppet Newsgirl]

*Poking head in... Is that anything like blueberry grunts? Oh, and if you need help with fantasy/mythic characters, feel free to PM or raid our pantry. Frankly, I'm in that wembling mode again, always unsure of my creations/true ennumerative desires. Oh well... *Leaves some frozen nut nanas my mom made today for Erin's group.

Beige: Mmm...nanas...(chomps into one) So what's this about grunts?
Scooter: A grunt's kinda like a slump - my aunt likes to make blueberry grunt in the summer, but I have no clue where the name comes from.
Nora: It's 'cause as the berries cook, they splatter and splurt up through the dough, and sound like an animal sniffing at something.
Erin: And as for slumps, that's what they do when you dish them out on the plate. (breaks off fragment of nana) I wonder where my copy of Bullfinch's Mythology got to?
Storyteller: Oh, right...the evil horseman and his mount. Well, might I also recommend some of the more gruesome epics about the Invisible Garboyle or...
Beige: No way, some of us want to sleep tonight.

(I'll get the ideas to you as soon as I can, Ed.)

[Winslow Leach]

Mr. Turtle: Anthony, may I have a word with you, if you would be so kind?

Tony: How's it going there, Mr. Turtle?

Mr. Turtle: You're a fellow thespian, correct?

Tony: Well...I'm in theatre, yes. But I certainly wouldn't compare myself to an artist of your stature.

Mr. Turtle: I am humbled by your kind words.

Tony: I mean...you're the Mr. Turtle, from the Tootsie Pop commercial!

Mr. Turtle: Ugh, yes. 'Twas merely done for the money, sir, I'm not ashamed to admit it. But I would prefer to be remembered for my Iago or Malvolio than that crusty old turtle as portrayed in that abominable commercial. However, I still receive residuals from it, as it airs quite frequently, and that, as my dear friend Sir Alec Guinness once said, is a blessing in disguise. Did you know if you were to rearrange the letters in Sir Alec's name, you would come up with "Genuine Class?" That describes my lovely friend perfectly.

Tony: What did you want to ask me?

Mr. Turtle: I was wondering what your favorite role was.

Tony: Favorite role? Well, there's quite a few, actually. I've done stuff by Woody Allen, Neil Simon, Jules Feiffer, Shakespeare, of course, Rodgers and Hammerstein...but I'd say the most fun I've ever had doing a show was when I played Schroeder in You're a Good Man Charlie Brown.

Mr. Turtle: Ah yes, the beloved musical based on the wonderful characters of Charles Schulz.

Tony: Yep. It premiered off-Broadway in the late 1960s. The original Charlie Brown was played by Gary Burghoff, who later went on to become Radar in M*A*S*H. It's a great show. Only six actors in the cast. The only orchestration needed is a piano, really. And the set is very simple.

Mr. Turtle: And Schroeder was your favorite role?

Tony: Yeah, it was really cool. I found a purple shirt, with black stripes that looked very Schroeder-like...I wore a pair of black shorts, and my trusty Converse sneakers. I looked the part...except for the fact that my hair is dark brown instead of blonde.

Mr. Turtle: What did your role consist of?

Tony: All of the text in the show is taken directly from the comic strip. It's all a day in the life of Charlie Brown. Schroeder is obsessed with Beethoven, and is constantly chased by Lucy. He can't even get through "Moonlight Sonata" without her pestering him. One of his big scenes comes when he tries to conduct the five other characters "adagio con brio" in a rendition of "Home on the Range," but the whole thing falls apart, much to his dismay. The bit ends with Snoopy giving him a kiss on the nose.

Mr. Turtle: Charming.

Tony: The show is really sweet. Despite Charlie Brown being constantly the target of humiliation and failing at everything he attempts, the entire cast gather around him at the very end, and sing "Happiness," a song about the simple pleasures of life. Lucy closes the show with the final line, "you're a good man, Charlie Brown." It's a wonderful finale.

Mr. Turtle: What was your favorite scene?

Tony: Probably the "book report" number that closes the first act. See, the kids have to write a book report on Peter Rabbit. Charlie Brown keeps putting it off, Lucy writes about the "stupid book about a stupid rabbit," and is more interested in how many words she's written than actual content; Linus is philosophical, and Schroeder--well, Schroeder gets somewhat confused, or lost in his writing, and compares the tale of Peter Rabbit to the legend of Robin Hood. Schroder then enacts a Robin Hood fight-capture-and escape, all while singing. It was a physical scene. I fought invisible enemies with my sword, fell to the ground when the Sheriff "knocked" me on the head, then leapt to my feet, fighting for my life when...I suddenly realize I'm supposed to be writing about a rabbit...so I kinda, sorta compare the two stories into one.

Mr. Turtle: Sounds marvelous! Would you ever consider doing the show again?

Tony: Oh sure. I've done several shows more than once. Anything Goes is the current champ. I've been in three different productions, playing three different roles. I wouldn't mind reprising Schroeder. I'd also be interested in Linus. And Snoopy. Snoopy is the real scene-stealer. In our production, he was played by a girl. The role isn't gender-specific.

Mr. Turtle: Thank you, sir.

Tony: Anything else you'd like to know?

Mr. Turtle: Not tonight, my boy. I shall have a cup of tea and then retire. 'Twas a rather long day. Perhaps tomorrow I shall indulge you about my favorite roles, if you don't mind an old turtle's minor bit of ego.

Tony: Not at all, Mr. Turtle. Good night.

Mr. Turtle: Good night, Anthony. It was delightful having a conversation with you.

[The Count]

*Meanwhile...

Me: She can still talk because she still has that ability. *Finishes slurping down Claudia's actual brains. And you're next melonhead.

*Huggles Erin. Whenever you can. I've felt somewhat reenvigorated thanks to the copy of Toccata & Fugue I got from Randall.
Oh, Bullfinch's Mythology. How I loved reading that 900-page pageturner in auditive form one summer looooong ago in undergrad years.

*Falls asleep sated on Claudia's mental matter.
*Uncle D conveys a cup of tea to Mr. Turtle as the two theater hams talk it up into the wee hours o' the morn.

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: Caitlyn?

Caitlyn: *lying on her bed* Hmm?

Lips: Where were you yesterday?

Caitlyn: *sits up* Why?

Lips: You said that you had an errand to run and that it'd be quick. I didn't see you back for about... more than an hour later!

Caitlyn: ... I was... just going out to buy that movie "College Road Trip"...

Lips: By yourself?

Caitlyn: ... *swallows something* *nods*

Marvin: And you took the car?

Caitlyn: *grabs a pillow* Bus.

Lips: That still doesn't explain why it took you so long.

Caitlyn: ... *lies back down on her stomach* I... *feels face reddening* I talked to... I talked to Ailie for a little while before I left! *buries face into the pillow*

Marvin: About what?

Caitlyn: Girl stuff. Will you please get off my back about this?

Muppaphones (a group of them, anyway): *on Caitlyn's back* ... *quickly climb off*

Caitlyn: Thank you. I believe that the discussion is now over. Now, before the jury retires--

Marvin: A lullaby! "Lady of Spain"! *starts to play the Muppaphones*

Muppaphones: *"Ow!"ing along as they are hit*

Lips: *watching them* o_O

Caitlyn: *buries face deeper into her pillows and hides herself under a blanket*

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *scrambles into room* Guys, guys! I just heard that Caitlyn was buried alive in pillows and blankets! Gonzo, get the shovel, we've got to get her out of there!
Gonzo: *comes out of nowhere wearing a pith helmet and carrying two shovels* Yessir! Two shovels and a pith helmet right here!
Ryan: Why do you get the pith helmet?
Gonzo: ...I don't know.
Ryan: Do you even WANT the pith helmet?
Gonzo: *thinks* ...No. *hands helmet over to Ryan*
Ryan: Good. Onward, men!
*Ryan and Gonzo rush out*
Sam: *looks around* Did I miss something?
Clifford: *flipping through TV stations* No more than usual.

[The Count]

*Watching Aladdin...

Hey Uncle D, didn't you lock Prawny in his room with that Gonzo poser?
UD: Yes, I most certainly did.
And he wouldn't get out until he updated his story?
UD: That's the general gist of it...
Well, he escaped and now he's got the weirdo, the real one, following in his lunacy. Seems like a shame though... Thought he'd want to honor the weirdo's dad's birthday today with a momentous chapter of WAD... Meh.
*Goes back to watching the movie on Toon Disney.

[theprawncracker]

Link: *gasps* *scrambles onto the couch next to Ed* I love this movie. You know I auditioned for Aladdin and nearly had it. They just wanted to go with someone a little more animated. *snacks on whatever's handy*

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *as Ryan and Gonzo run in* ... welcome to Dorm 15?

Marvin: *finishing up the performance* T'ank you! T'ank you, and grathius!

Caitlyn: *sits up on her bed* Hey, Weirdo Without a Cause. Hey, Ryan. What's up?

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: Caitlyn! You're alive!
Gonzo: You did say she was burried alive!
Ryan: ...you be quiet. It's good to see you... not dead Cait! How are things? Oh, Lips! Hello! Fancy hearing you here!
Gonzo: Fancy hearing him at all!
Ryan: That too! *looks around* Ooh, I see OSHA hasn't gotten to Marvin yet--always good. Erm... what's crack-a-lackin' g?
Gonzo: What?
Ryan: ...Hi, my name is Ryan, and I have a problem.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Don't we all have at least one problem? =P Anyway, things are good. Very good.

Lips: Nice to see you here, too.

Muppaphone with blue fur: *jumps from the top bunk and onto Gonzo's head*

Caitlyn: Oh, Ryan, I don't suppose that Gonzo got a chance to see that drawing that I made. *digs through a pile of paper and pulls said drawing (http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r311/Zukathy/WeirdoWithoutaCause.jpg) out* *hands it to Ryan* Here you go.

[theprawncracker]

Gonzo: *takes picture* *gasps!* Wow! I didn't realize I was in this movie!
Ryan: You weren't.
Gonzo: Ha! Well you obviously haven't seen this very official movie poster! Look at this, that is so obviously me posing there with that steaming pile of wreckage!
Ryan: ...yeah, alright. Hey Gonzo, I meant to tell ya--I'm so glad you got a YouTube account!
Gonzo: Aw, shucks Ry, t'ain't nothin'.
Ryan: I also wanted to thank you for adding me to your friends on MySpace!
Gonzo: ...I have a MySpace?
Ryan: Yeah! It came up about the same time as your YouTube account.
Gonzo: I have a YouTube account?
Ryan: *blink* Erm...
Gonzo: Somebody call my agent! !

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Wow! I just knew of the YouTube accounts! It's nice to know that you guys are branching out to the Internet.

Lips: Yeah.

Caitlyn: And I'm glad that you like the poster, Gonzo. ... hey guys, do you think that the Electric Mayhem will get a joint YouTube account?

Lips: I didn't even know about the other YouTube accounts!

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: I HOPE the Mayhem does! I think it would be the perfect outlet for them, and the next logical choice.
Gonzo: Ha! Electric Mayhem! Outlet! You're so clever Ryan.
Ryan: ...I didn't even mean to do that.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: I'll ask Dr. Teeth and Zoot what they think of it later. And, if I see them, Floyd, Janice, and Animal, too. Or at least try to with the latter. Wha do you think of it, Lips?

Lips: *shrugs* I haven't been told about anything since 1990.

Caitlyn: Do you wanna me help ask them, Ryan?

[The Count]

*After the movie...

UD: Shame it ended that way... Rather liked that Jaffar fellow.
Please, Hades is so much better a villain. And he's even got himself a romance with Maleficent.
UD: Oh, really? Wow!
*Both get dreamy eyes over the dark damsel. *Link gets instantly launched through the secret trap into Cait's room, reunited with Gonzo and Ryan.

*Cackling can be heard from below.

Count shows up... Hello Caitlyn. Um, I vas vondering if you could do some drawing for us? Maybe a poster or two or three? Perhaps a few portraits of myself, Uncle Deadly, and a few of our close personal fiends?

[Winslow Leach]

Lefty: Slug, I was wonderin' sometin'...

Tony: Here we go...

Lefty: How come McDonald's don't soive hot dogs?

Tony: I dunno, I haven't really thought about it.

Lefty: I mean, dey have hamboigers, right? An' what's da natural mate fer da hamboiger? Da hot dog! Riiiiiiiiiiiiight!

Tony: Lefty, do you sit around all day, thinking of stupid questions to ask me?

Lefty: Pretty much, yeah.

Newsie creeps up behind Lefty, and bashes him in the head with a giant wrapped salami; the sneak thief goes down.

Tony: What was that for?

Newsie: Oh, just a random bit of Muppet violence.

Tony: Ah.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: I'll see what I can do for you guys, Count. *turns to desk* Now, to get writing.

Lips: Why?

Caitlyn: Because I don't know if I can talk to the rest of the Electric Mayhem before I leave for camp on Saturday. *gets out five pieces of notebook paper and a pencil* Okay, now I write. *puts pencil to paper*

[WhiteRabbit]

Animal: *watching Ailie, his mouth hanging open* Wo-man? *looks down at himself and scratches his head* ........An-i-mal. *looks back at Ailie* Wo-man. WO-MAN! WO-MAN! *runs after Ailie*

Ailie: O_O AN-I-MAL! *attacks him* <3333

Dr. Teeth: Ailieh...? ;_; </3 *crawls into Chamberlain's closet, feeling neglected*

Chamberlain: Ha ha... =P

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bunsen: Beaker, my, your voice is marvelous!

Beaker: Mee? *Looks away shyly*

Bunsen: No, no, no! I'm very much serious, old chap!

Beaker: Meee...<3

Bunsen: 'Tis not flattery, I assure you!

Dr. Van Neuter: Hey, hey, I sing good, too!

Composta: ...Not what Simon Cowell said on American Idol when Pumpkin join show sing...

Dr. Van Neuter: ....*Runs away, crying* OHHHOOOHHOHOOOO!

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *comes back in after swimming in the pool* *breathes in, then out* *takes goggles off and earplugs out* *goes into the closet*

---

Lips: *knocks on Dorm 17's door*

[BeakerSqueedom]

*After the movie...

UD: Shame it ended that way... Rather liked that Jaffar fellow.
Please, Hades is so much better a villain. And he's even got himself a romance with Maleficent.
UD: Oh, really? Wow!
*Both get dreamy eyes over the dark damsel. *Link gets instantly launched through the secret trap into Cait's room, reunited with Gonzo and Ryan.

*Cackling can be heard from below.

Count shows up... Hello Caitlyn. Um, I vas vondering if you could do some drawing for us? Maybe a poster or two or three? Perhaps a few portraits of myself, Uncle Deadly, and a few of our close personal fiends?

Claudia: On the contrary, Jafar dated Malificient in a corny episode of House of Mouse (I don't even watch it x) ). Also, in Kingdom Hearts they are relatively close...they seem to look after eachother. ;) *JAFAR FAN*

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: And Ursula has nobodeh... ;_;

Chamberlain: URSULA'S HOT! O_O

Ailie: O_o ...she is. XP

[The Count]

*Swings by, snatching Claudia off, tieing her and kidnapping her in the process. Ha ha! Now zhou will pay ma preety! :sing:
Every man aboard would sell their mate.
For a bag of guineas or a piece of 8!
Deadly: Piece of eight.
Count: Piece of 8!
*Bats: 5 6 7 8...

Shiver me timbers, shiver me sails.
Der Squeedom tell me tales!
*Fires Bunsen at Prawny's remaining two-man dinghy.

[The Count]

*To Squeedom. No my dear. That was Hades, I saw the same House of Mouse episode we're referencing, and it was the smoother voice of the master of the underworld. After all, she said he brought out the dragon in her. And then Hades had to shoo off a pestering Waiter Goofy. Now then, as for you and your fate...
*Evil sneer.

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: *crying* Oh, so now ya love Animal and Ursula more than meh? ! O_O

Ailie: Uh...nosh. XP

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: ... *knocks on the door again* May I come in?

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *hiding an Ursula picture* Um...sure, Lips. X_X *gives an orange soda to Dr. Teeth* Happy?

Dr. Teeth: *huggling the orange soda bottle* I do, I do, I do....oooooh.

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: Help, help, I'm being kidnapped! O-o

---

Roomies: YAY!

---

Claudia: Gee, thanks. I'm loved. -_-

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *enters* Hi, guys. Sorry if I interrupted anything.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: I love yoush, Claudia. ;_;

Dr. Teeth: I luff orange s--I mean, Claudia too. ;_;

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *sighs* *leaves to go back to the room*

Caitlyn: *enters dressed like Indiana Jones* Hi, guys. Ready to go save Claudia?

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: I love you, too!....
*Beat*
Let's get married. X)

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: Hurray for pologamy! <3

Dr. Teeth: MHM! And orange soda!

[The Count]

Shhhh.... Everything gonna be all fright baby. *Secures Claudia inside the lockboxed cabinet, hood over her head as it's hooked up to the glider, then flown off to parts unknown.

Take her away... Noone be able to stop us! Unless our demands of fanfic updates are met, Squeedom iz no more.
*Disappears to join up with villainistic chronies.

[Winslow Leach]

Dr. Teeth: *crying* Oh, so now ya love Animal and Ursula more than meh? ! O_O

Ailie: Uh...nosh. XP

Tony walks by Ailie's room, and overhears Dr. Teeth.

Tony: I love you, Dr. Teeth...O_O...I mean...erm...I...uh...I love your music! With the rockin' and the rollin' and the boppin' and the...

Tony runs away.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *has heard better puns from the Crypt Keeper* XP *snuggles her Claudia and "Kel"*

[The Count]

No! She already mine! *Snuggling Claudia tightly. Poligamy? What that?

[WhiteRabbit]

Tony walks by Ailie's room, and overhears Dr. Teeth.

Tony: I love you, Dr. Teeth...O_O...I mean...erm...I...uh...I love your music! With the rockin' and the rollin' and the boppin' and the...

Tony runs away.

Zoot: Tony, how could you? ! </3 *sobs and runs to the bathroom*

Dr. Teeth: O_o