Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: ...which reminds me. Zoot, we need to talk. Now. *without giving the sax player a choice, drags him to a backroom*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: What do you want? >_>

[Erine81981]

Herry: Hi Alex. He went to look for Tommie. He's been down for a while visiting us from "Sesamstraat."

Waiter Grover: *sees Alex* Hello there Alex. Do you need anything to drink?

From the other tables.........

Murray: There's Alex. HEY ALEX! *waves at Alex*

Bruce: Hush!

Murray: Your no fun.

Lime Green Monster: I'm still hungry. *raping the table with fork and knife*

Bruce: So am i. *raping with the along with the Anything Monster*

Murray: Why couldn't i sit with normal monsters.

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: What do I want? Answers, buddy, answers.

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Well, make the questions quick, then. =P

[Beakerfan]

Alex: Tommie? Ooh, I look forward to meeting him! No thank you Grover, I'll have something in a little bit. *sees Murray and waves* HI MURRAY!

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: Fair enough. What's up with you and Caitlyn all of a sudden?

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: What's not up with me and Caitlyn? <3

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: I'm serious, man. What did you do to her?

[Winslow Leach]

*Count and Deadly wheel in the old trusty rusty wheeled cannon... *Aiming at the bandstand with that lousy lounge singer... Fire in the hole!
*Booming echoes of the cannon shot are heard, charring it's target.

Later... Sorry Tommy, it had to be done.
Me: Understood.


Tony: Hey, no problem! If you hadn't done it, I'm sure someone else would have...actually, we should have booked that band from Club Scum to do the "Fish Picker"...or is that "Fish Licker"...song. Whatever it's called, it would have been in much better taste than Lefty doing Scary Spice up there.

[WhiteRabbit]

Lips: I'm serious, man. What did you do to her?

Zoot: I can't help it if I'm a better kisser than you... =P

[Winslow Leach]

Large Monster in White Suit: HEY! WHO DID THAT! Oh, it's you Tony! Do you like my suit? Eh, don't mind the punch. Alex will get it out for me!

Bean: Hi Tony! Sweetums, have you seen Alex?

Sweetums: She was talkin to Ailie last I saw her..... seriously Tony, don't worry about the suit!

Animal: *is shoved* Ouch..... *accidentally spills on Chamberlain*

Tony: Oh! Er...sorry about the suit, guy! Really. Here...I have some Handi-Wipes in my pocket...er...eat any good books lately?

Hi Bean, ol' buddy! (scratches Bean's head and ears) I hope you're enjoying yourself. Sorry about the band, though. I hope it wasn't too loud for you!

Thanks, Sweetums! It is a nice suit...ah! I'm sure the stain will come out...

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *glares at Zoot* When was this?

Caitlyn: *gerts enough courage to sneak out of her hiding place* *goes to Tony* Do you think I could do a song?

[Winslow Leach]

Zoot: I can't help it if I'm a better kisser than you... =P

(Tony walks by, catching Zoot's remark; Tony keeps walking)

[Winslow Leach]

Animal: *frustrated, pulls Lips towards the food table and points underneath it* WO-MAN!

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[AnimatedC9000]

*at that moment, the orchestra comes in and sets up*

Caitlyn: Huh? *goes over to the conductor* Can I help you?

Nigel: Yes. I'm looking for Lips. He called me and told me that the orchestra should come to the reception of Dr. Teeth and Ailie, and hurry.

Caitlyn: I'm acutally his roomate. I'm Caitlyn.

Nigel: I'm Nigel, the Conductor of the Muppet Pit Orchestra at the Muppet Theater and this orchestra in my spare time.

Caitlyn: Well, since you're here, you won't mind playing a few songs, would you?

Nigel: Well, of course not! Just tell me the songs and we'll play them.

Caitlyn: Thank you so much.

Nigel: Oh, one more thing.

Caitlyn: Yes?

Nigel: If you see Lips, tell him that he owes me $575 for the orchestra rent.

[Winslow Leach]

Caitlyn: *gerts enough courage to sneak out of her hiding place* *goes to Tony* Do you think I could do a song?

Tony: Sure, Caitlyn, go ahead. Lefty and Da Crum Bums made a rather explosive exit. Oh...it's not gonna be a punk version of "Moon River" or anything, right? Anything else is fine.

[Erine81981]

Herry: He's a very instering person. You'll enjoy him.

Waiter Grover: Welcome. *goes around taking orders*

Over at the dorms part of the building..........

Tommie? Toooomie! Waar bent u? I hope he hasn't left yet.

Tommie: *jumps out from a corner* Reeeecht hiiiier! (Right here!)

*talks Dutch to Tommie* Dat is een aardig kostuum u daar hebt. Waar kreeg u het? (That's a nice suit you have there. Where did you get it?)

Tommie: Gerda gemaakt het voor me. Zij is een deskundig riool. (Gerda made it for me. She is an expert sewer.)

Ik hoop om someday haar te ontmoeten. Vorder ga dans. (I hope to meet her someday. Come on. Let's go dance.)

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: I promise you, Tony, it's not gonna be anything like that. I'm serious, that number was loud! Why do ya think I unplugged the amps and the mic in the first place?

[WhiteRabbit]

Lips: *glares at Zoot* When was this?

Caitlyn: *gerts enough courage to sneak out of her hiding place* *goes to Tony* Do you think I could do a song?

Zoot: Uh...recently... *crawls back under his table*

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: No, no, no! *pulls Zoot back out* How recently and when?

---

Caitlyn: All set?

Nigel: Just get onstange and start singing.

Caitlyn: *nods and does so* *into microphone* Hello, everyone. I'm gonna sing a song, and... well, it's not gonna be a repeat from earlier in the party. No, I'd like to sing a song that was first performed back in 1979. I feel that it's appropriate for this occasion. *nods to Nigel*

*the orchestra starts to play the intro*

Caitlyn: *sings* Never before have two souls joined
so freely, and so fast.
For me this is the first time,
and the last.
Is this an angel's wish for man?
Never before and never again.

And where to find the words to sing it's worth
This love was bound for heaven, not for earth
This love was meant to light the stars,
But when we touched, we made it ours.

And would they take it back?
Oh, no, they wouldn't dare!
Why should they take it back,
When there's enough to share with all the world,
And fill the heavens above

Never before, a love that just keeps growing on and on,
To fill each lover's heart and light the dawn.
Is this an angel's wish for man?
Never before and never again.

Orchestra:

Caitlyn: [I]Why should they take it back,
When there's enough to share with all the world,
And fill the heavens above
With left-over love?

Never before, a love that just keeps growing on and on,
To fill each lover's heart and light the dawn.
Is this an angel's wish for man?
Never before and never again.
Never before and never again.

((This version was performed by Johnny Mathis in "The Muppets Go Hollywood".))

[Beakerfan]

Sweetums: * to Tony* Why would I eat a book? I LOVE to read! *to Bean* Are you sure this stain will come out? I mean, I realize my tie is pink, but the spot just doesn't go.....

Bean: It'll be okay Sweetums.

Alex: *sees Kyle and Tommie* Hi Kyle!

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Bite me, Lips. *runs away*

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *chases after him* Get back here!

Caitlyn: ... *waiting for applause* ... Is this an audience or a mosaic?

[Beakerfan]

Animal: *claps wildly* YAAAAAAAAH! MORE MORE!

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie and Dr. Teeth: *clapping and cheering for Cait* <33

Zoot: Leave me alone! =P

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Wow, nice response. Hmm... what should I do next...?

Lips: Not until I get some straight-forward answers!

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *shoves him into a punch bowl* There's your answer, pal. =P

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *is drenched in punch* Why, I oughta--

Caitlyn: Hey, you two guys in back! I'm trying to think of a song here!

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Tell me, tough guy. I'd love to know. *smirks and sprints off*

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *runs after Zoot* Get back here!

Caitlyn: Sheesh, some people... *into the microphone* Okay. I bet you guys didn't know that I'm an Elvis fan as well. Here's another song.

*orchestra (slightly reduced for this number) begins to play*

Caitlyn: *sings* Love me tender,
love me sweet,
never let me go.
You have made my life complete,
and I love you so.

Love me tender,
love me true,
all my dreams fulfilled.
For my darlin' I love you,
and I always will.

Love me tender,
love me... *trails off, her mind on something else*

Nigel: *confused, motions for the orchestra to quiet down*

Caitlyn: ... *on the verge of tears* ... I... I can't do this! Everyone, I'm sorry! I didn't mean for this to happen! *runs off the stage, crying*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: So long, lover boy. *runs back to his room and turns in*

[Erine81981]

Hey Alex! *hugs her* This here is my freind Tommie. He speakes dutch so with the help from Bunsan's translater i don't have to do it anymore. *the pin translate to Tommie*

Tommie: Kyle heeft me veel materiaal over u verteld. Uw mooi, grappig en werkelijk een aardige vriend. (Kyle has told me alot about you. Your pretty, funny and a really nice friend.)

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *sighs in defeat and decides to go back to the room* *strangely, the door is locked* Huh? *knocks on the door*

Caitlyn: *crying into a pillow* Go away!

Lips: But--

Caitlyn: I don't want to see anyone right now!

Lips: Cait--

Caitlyn: And if you see Lips or Zoot... Just tell them to leave me alone forever!

Lips: *silent gasp* ... forever?

Caitlyn: Yes! I don't wanna speak to either of them again...

Lips: ... *runs to the garden*

Caitlyn: *realizes who she was talking to* ... *continues to cry into pillow*

[Erine81981]

Herry: Someone see if she's alright. I'll keep the show ago.

I'll go.

Murray: I will.

Waiter Grover: I can do it.

Murray: Where's Lips? He could do it.

*sees Lips running off* Lips! Lips! *runs after Lips* I'll be back. *fallows Lips to the garden*

Tommie: Misschien kan ik helpen? (Maybe i can help?)

Herry: Can you sing?

Tommie: Wat? (What?)

Herry: Oh yea. You can't understand any of us. *motions to Tommie to come there*

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *is sitting on a bench in the garden, his back turned away from the main building* *sighs* I am such an idiot. How could this have happened? ... Well, it could've not happened if... I wasn't so... jealous... And now she doesn't want to see either of us, or even hear from us, again... *sighs again*

[Erine81981]

Hey dude. Are you alright? *sits down next to Lips*

[Beakerfan]

Alex: *hugs Kyle back* Aw, thanks Tommie... er, I don't speak Dutch unfortunately, and I think if I tried it would come out German, lol! But um, dankke! I think....

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: Hmm? ... oh. Hi, Kyle...

[WhiteRabbit]

Dorm 17...
Zoot: *removing his nail polish, smirking* She'll come back to me...I know she will.

[AnimatedC9000]

*Muppaphones enter Dorm 17*

Muppaphone #53: How could you, Zoot?

[Beakerfan]

(Oops! lol!)

Alex: *dances with Animal*

[Erine81981]

Anything you need to let out just tell me. I know that guy and guy talking about isn't really what we do but i know it's hard too.

Back at the party.........

Herry: Ok since Tommie can't help at singing for us he'll play the drums. How about a drum solo from Tommie from Sesamstraat! (O.k. aangezien Tommie niet bij het zingen voor ons kan helpen zal hij de trommels spelen. Hoe over een trommel solo van Tommie van Sesamstraat!)

Tommie: Ah! Ah twee! Ah drie! (Ah one! Ah two! Ah three!) *starts playing his drum solo*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Oh, hi fuzzies... *pets them, obliviously*

[Beakerfan]

Animal: *watches Tommie jealously*

Alex: Animal?

Animal: *brings out his own drumset* BATTLE! BATTLE!

Alex: Uh-oh. Looks like Animal wants to have a battle of the drummers, lol!

[AnimatedC9000]

Muppaphones: *get away from him*

Muppaphone #69: Do you realize that, ever since you gave her that kiss, Caitlyn's been trying to avoid talking to you two whenever possible?

---

Lips: I know... *sighs* I can't help but feel like I've been named one of the biggest jerks in the world tonight...

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Well, I suppose I do have that effect on her, she's obviously nuts about me. *rubbing off his lipstick* *yawns* Hm, it's late. I'm gonna hit the sack.

Chamberlain: Yeah, I'm sure you will. =P

Zoot: Get outta here, man! *throws a shoe at him*

[AnimatedC9000]

Muppaphone #782: *angrilly* NO! She was trying to avoid talking to either of you because she was afraid that there would be a fight over her, which OBVIOUSLY happened, which OBVIOUSLY made her leave the stage crying in the midle of a song because she couldn't take it, which OBVIOUSLY made her lock herself in her room, which OBVIOUSLY led her to say that she never wants to see either of you again!

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Silly fuzzy...if I didn't know any better, I'd think you were actually talking sense. Must be my lack of sleep... *collaspes onto his bed*

[AnimatedC9000]

Muppaphone #782: *yells in Zoot's ear* I AM MAKING SENSE! Because ofboth of you, Caitlyn's heart is split in TWO! Right down the middle!

Muppaphones: *provide a visual demonstration on what all of them are trying to tell Zoot*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: I'm tryin' to get some sleep here! SHOO! *throws the muppaphone across the room and snuggles back down*

[AnimatedC9000]

Muppaphone: ... fine. Be that way. ... Oh, by the way, Caitlyn never wants to see or hear you or Lips ever again. Ta-ta! *the Muppaphones leave*

[Erine81981]

Herry: Come on up Anaiml!

Tommie: *sees Animal* Hmmmmm....*starts banging out a beat*

[Winslow Leach]

Lips: I know... *sighs* I can't help but feel like I've been named one of the biggest jerks in the world tonight...

Tony: I hate to disappoint you, guy, but I believe he is the biggest jerk in the world tonight...

Tony points to the wedding-disturbing, punch-throwing Newsie, who is now spinning around and around, pulling a loose thread on his jacket, that gets longer and longer and longer...:rolleyes:

[Winslow Leach]

Sweetums: * to Tony* Why would I eat a book? I LOVE to read! *to Bean* Are you sure this stain will come out? I mean, I realize my tie is pink, but the spot just doesn't go.....


Tony: Heh...um...it, er...it was a pun! Riiiiight! Of course I know you don't actually eat...books...uhm...oh!

(Tony reaches into his coat and pulls out a paperback copy of "Where the Wild Things Are")

Tony: You can have this. I'm done with it. It's a really good book about this kid who...well, you'll see. And don't worry, man, that stain will come out. Nice tie, by the way...almost matches the...er...nice tie, by the way...

[Beakerfan]

Sweetums: Wow, thanks! *to Bean* You see? That's why I love this guy! *smothers Tony in a giant hug*

Animal: *up on stage, watching Tommie and beginning to beat his drums*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *wakes up in her room, still in her dress from last night* *looks around* ... *sighs* *decides to go back to sleep for a little while longer*

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *shoving clothes and random objects in her backpack*

Dr. Teeth: Baby, that's all yer bringin'? O_O

Ailie: Oh, this is for Jules. I'm staying over her house for the night. Don't worry, you can come too. ;)

Dr. Teeth: A'ight. =) What about Zoot and Chamberlain?

Ailie: Maybe Cait or Alex or Claudia or Tony could take them in or something.

[Winslow Leach]

Tony: Hey Ailie, I'll be glad to take in the buzzard, if no one wants him. What exactly does he eat anyway?

[Winslow Leach]

Sweetums: Wow, thanks! *to Bean* You see? That's why I love this guy! *smothers Tony in a giant hug*


(Smothered by Sweetums)

Tony: Ack! You know, I always look forward to your hugs, Sweetums! I'm glad you appreciated my gift!

[WhiteRabbit]

Tony: Hey Ailie, I'll be glad to take in the buzzard, if no one wants him. What exactly does he eat anyway?

Ailie: Okies, Tony. Thanks. XD

Chamberlain: Mmm...human flesh, babies, gelflings, boogers... =P

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: Madam Mim and Merlin make such a great couple...XD
*Doodling*

Dr. Van Neuter: *Screams at the doodle of MAdam Mim*
She's hideous!

Claudia: She's pretty when she turns into a younger woman....xD
*Wiggles hips* LAAAALAAAAAAALAAALALALA...LALALLALLA...

Roomies: *Scream in horror*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: No, no, no, no, no! Tony or someone else can take Zoot as well, 'cuz I don't wanna do it. *goes back to her room*

Muppaphone #74: Still upset about last night?

Muppaphone #84: I'm afraid so.

[Erine81981]

That was some awsome drumming you did last night, Tommie. (Dat was wat het awsome trommelen u vorge nacht, Tommie.)

Tommie: Ik weet het. Zelfs die kerel die hen ook speelt is één van het meest grestest van hen allen. Ik zag een episode die hij met de Rijken van de Vriend deed. Nu is er een professionele speler. (I know. Even that guy who plays them too is one of the grestest of them all. I saw an episode that he did with Buddy Rich. Now there's a professional player.)

Yep. I hope that everyone who hasn't got to meet you before you head out today. (Ik hoop iedereen wie niet heeft samenkomen u krijgt om u vóór u vandaag te ontmoeten hoofd.)

Tommie: Me ook. (Me too.)

Don't worry. I might have a plan for everyone who has and hasn't got to meet you. (Me maak niet ongerust. Ik zou een plan voor iedereen kunnen hebben wie heeft en niet gekregen om u te ontmoeten.)

Tommie: Wat? (What?)

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *comes out of her room* All right, I'll give you two a chance of redemption.

Zoot: I knew you'd come back to me, babe. ;D

Lips: Not a chance, weirdo! *glares at Zoot*

Caitlyn: Please, guys, no fighting. I'm just taking Zoot and letting him stay with us for the day until Ailie and Dr. Teeth come back tomorrow.

Lips: ... fine. >_>

Zoot: Thanks, sweetie. *tries to kiss Caitlyn on the cheek*

Caitlyn: *gets out of the way*

Lips & Caitlyn: Don't even think about it...

Caitlyn: No trying to win me over, guys. I like both of you, and... and I don't want to cause the break-up of one of my all-time favorite bands. No getting things out of hand, boys. *kisses both of them on the cheek* Okay? *before they respond* Good. Now, let's get ready for a musical number. =P

[Winslow Leach]

Ailie: Okies, Tony. Thanks. XD

Chamberlain: Mmm...human flesh, babies, gelflings, boogers... =P

Tony: O_O

How about some nice S'mores?

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *to Tony* I'll take 5,000 of them to go.How much are they? And can you hurry? I've got two guys waiting and I don't want a fight to break out.

[Winslow Leach]

Caitlyn: *to Tony* I'll take 5,000 of them to go.How much are they? And can you hurry? I've got two guys waiting and I don't want a fight to break out.

The S'mores? Oh, they're free...I'm not like Lefty. But I'm afraid I don't quite have 5,000...so far I've only made...two...but you can have them if you'd like, I'll make more...

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Fair enough. *takes the two s'mores* Hey, can I talk to Newsie later when I come back?

[The Count]

Okay! Who got Squeekums Disney's The Sword in the Stone? And how come nobody told me? *Storms into Squeekums room with a whirlwind of snow...

Madam... I hereby challenge you to... A glomp!
*Glomps Clauds, and the fact she's drawing again, and the fact she's drawing Mim...
*:sing: In Londontoooooown! The miracle of the sword in the stone.
*Narrating: And upon the hilt written in letters of gold were these words. Whosoever pulleth out this sword from this anvil stone, shall be king of England, rightful born.
Or queen, I guess. Whatever. *Huggles before turning invisible and disappearing.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Oh, boys! I got s'mores!

Marvin: Oh, thank you! *eats one, then leaves*

Caitlyn: Hey! That one was for Lips! ... or Zoot! ... *sighs* Where are they?

[Winslow Leach]

Newsie knocks on Caitlyn's door.

Newsie: Hi, Caitlyn, it's me, the Muppet Newsman, a.k.a. Newsalicious! Tommy said you wanted to see me. I think that would be a bit easier if you actually opened the door...

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *opens the door* Hello, fellow commentator. I need someone to talk to... but the other options I had are wither away fror the day, missing, or I don't wanna talk to them.

[Winslow Leach]

Chamberlain, perched on one of the bookshelves, glares menacingly at Crazy Harry; this unnerves Harry to no end. No matter what he does, Chamberlain keeps his eyes on the demolitions expert.

[Winslow Leach]

Caitlyn: *opens the door* Hello, fellow commentator. I need someone to talk to... but the other options I had are wither away fror the day, missing, or I don't wanna talk to them.

Newsie: I...see. Well, I can lend you an ear...I had to get out of our room anyway. That overstuffed turkey kept glaring at me...

[AnimatedC9000]

*just then, two cloaked figures enter Tony's room. Apparently, both are engaged in a Lightsaber duel against one another, and both are blocking the other's attacks*

Cloaked Figure #1 (weilding a blue Lightsaber): You do know that Jedis can't marry, lover boy...

Cloaked Figure #2 (weilding a green Lightsaber): I don't care! I love her!

CF #1: Duh, I do too. =P

CF #2: Well... you can't have her!

CF #1: What makes you so sure that she'll stay with you? Don't you know what she really wants?

CF #2: I'm her roomate, of course I know!

CF #1: Well, don't you think she might want a change?

CF #2: Hey, it's not like you know--

CF #1: She probably wants something exciting--

CF #2: She was fine until you kissed her!

*both are still dueling while they're arguing*

[AnimatedC9000]

Newsie: I...see. Well, I can lend you an ear...I had to get out of our room anyway. That overstuffed turkey kept glaring at me...

Caitlyn: Thanks. Now, promise you won't broadcast the following conversation on the news?

[Winslow Leach]

Chamberlain, oblivious to the action, continues to stare at Harry; finally, Harry snaps, and bolts out of the room in terror.

Chamberlain: Muwhahahaha! I can outstare anyone!

[Winslow Leach]

Caitlyn: Thanks. Now, promise you won't broadcast the following conversation on the news?

Newsie: Who, me? I'm a human Ziploc bag! I won't tell anyone anything. Besides, I have an interesting lead story tonight...seems a hunter actually turned into a duck after reading some ancient incantation scrawled on the back of a gum wrapper from the 1930s. Now his buddies are hunting him. So what's up?

[AnimatedC9000]

*both of the "Jedis" stare at Chamberlain*

CF #2: ... a staring contest?

CF #1: *pulls down hood to reveal Zoot* You have a day to get away from it all... and you choose to have a staring contest, Chamberdork. =P

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Caitlyn: ... wow, interesting story. Do you think we could team up again and broadcast it?

[Winslow Leach]

Chamberlain hisses at Zoot.

[AnimatedC9000]

Zoot: *hisses back at Chamberlain*

---

Caitlyn: *not wanting to talk about what she really wanted to talk about* I'm glad we talked, Newsie. Have a s'more. *gives Newsie the other s'more and leaves* *plops down in a chair in the common room and sighs*

[Winslow Leach]

Tony climbs a step-ladder, and knocks on the trap-door; he carefully opens it, and pokes his head into Alex's room.

Tony: Hey Sweetums! Again, I apologize for the punch thingy...I shouldn't have ducked, but you know...reflexes. And I was joking about you eating books. Of course you don't eat books! To make it up to you, I brought you some more from my collection. You can keep 'em, I've already read them...

Here's Green Eggs and Ham, one of my fave Dr. Suess books...the complete works of Shakespeare...and a couple by Dostoevsky...Crime and Punishment and The Idiot. Funny how Dostoevsky was able to see into the future, and write a novel based on the life and crimes of Lefty! Well, I hope you enjoy 'em, bud!

[Beakerfan]

Sweetums: Gee, thanks Tony! *accidentally steps on his hand as he goes to take them* Oops! I'm sorry, I hope I didn't hurt you! Thanks a bunch for the books! I can never have too many! *happily sits down with his new books and begins to read*

[Erine81981]

Over in room 26........

Herry: I hope Tommie comes to visit again soon.

Maybe he'll come with some of his friends or we could go stay with him on their street. *hugs them all*

Murray: Thanks but we still enjoyed Tommie being here.

Bruce: He was ok but i still enjoyed the company.

Me too. Wonder if Grover knows?

Over at Walmart..........

Grover: Wonder if Tommie is coming to say good bye. Oh well. "Tonight Muppet Dorms has been brought to you by the letter "T" *prononces it in Dutch* and by the # Drie. Which is 3 in Dutch. Muppet Dorms is a proudution of the Muppet Central Forms. *says it in Dutch* Goede nachteverybodieeee!"

[Winslow Leach]

Sweetums: Gee, thanks Tony! *accidentally steps on his hand as he goes to take them* Oops! I'm sorry, I hope I didn't hurt you! Thanks a bunch for the books! I can never have too many! *happily sits down with his new books and begins to read*

Tony: Oh, it's no problem, Sweetums! Don't worry about the hand...(holds up other hand, which is bandaged) I'm quite used to it by now! If you ever want some more, feel free to browse through my collection!

[Winslow Leach]

Chamberlain: Hey punk! Hey! I'm talking to you!

Tony: I'm sorry, are you referring to me?

Chamberlain: You're the only one in here. Where's that salesman guy?

Tony: I have no clue. I haven't seen him since the other night, when Ed and Uncle Deadly blew him away with a cannon.

Chamberlain: That was classic! What happened to the other guy? The one with the bug eyes?

Tony: Crazy Harry? He hasn't been around since last night. Either there's a local fireworks display going on...or something scared him out of his wits...I'm opting for the second.

Chamberlain: Aww, do you really think I would do something like that? An innocent little canary?

Tony: Look, I'm going to make some waffles. Would you like some?

Chamberlain: Nah. You don't know how to take care of animals. I've been starving since Ailie dropped me off here...can't wait till she gets back and serves me real food!

Tony: Yeah well, I'm sorry that I didn't have any spare eyeballs or ultra-fresh meat on hand.

Chamberlain (eyeing Tony, who has turned his back; to himself) Oh, I wouldn't say you don't have any fresh meat...heh heh heh...

[The Count]

*Planning pool party for tonight... At midnight of course. Local superstitious tradition you know.
*Moves on with rest of day, waiting for Squeedom to wake up and MuppetCast 63.

[redBoobergurl]

Red: Ooh, a pool party tonight? I'd better make sure the pool is extra clean!
Wanda: I need a new swimsuit
Beth: Me too, should we go shopping today?
Wanda: Sure! Stores are already having sales on summer clothes
Beth: No kidding, gotta make room for winter clothes.
*Red goes to clean the pool, Beth and Wanda go shopping and Abby and Mokey happily stay behind engrossed in a storybook together*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *typing on her laptop (in the common room) while humming "Lullaby of Broadway"*

*the two "Jedi Knights" are still dueling*

Zoot: *yawns* When'd we start this again?

Lips: ... last night? Yesterday?

Zoot: Ah, who cares? I need sleep. *lays down on the common room couch and goes to sleep instantly*

Lips: *yawns* Me too... *lays down on the other couch and goes to sleep*

Caitlyn: *takes their Lightsabers away from them* Know the Force, they do not. *puts them away in the costume cart*

[Winslow Leach]

Lefty sits on his hammock, angrily playing with a paddleball.

Tony: So...you guys sounded...good the other night...I, uh...I found your take on "Moon River" rather...interesting.

(Lefty mumbles under his breath)

Tony: And "Starman"! Seriously, I don't think Bowie ever envisioned it with those cool Vegas lounge-singer moves you were doing, as well as--

Lefty: Tommy. Shaddap.

Tony: I was only complimenting--

Lefty: Feh! We were blown off da stage! Literally! I hadda lay low wit da Crum Bums fer a few days ta lick my wounds...youse tink I wanted ta come back here right after dat fiasco? Wroooooooooooooooooong!

Tony: Sorry, man.

Lefty: I'll never sing in public again!

Tony: If only that were true...

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: So. Bored. Musical. Number. Needed. HIT IT!

*music starts, waking Zoot and Lips up*

Zoot: Okay, I'm up! O_O

Lips: *rubs eyes* What's going on?

Ensemble: Come on along and listen to
The lullaby of Broadway.
The hip hooray and bally hoo,
The lullaby of Broadway.

Caitlyn: Sing with us!

Zoot: *confused* The rumble of the taxi train, (Muppaphones: A-ding, a-ding!)
Lips: *also confused* The rattle of the subway. (Muppaphones: A-ding, a-ding, a-ding!)
Both: The daffy-dills who entertain (Muppaphones: A-ding, a ding!)
At Angelo's and Maxie's.

Both: Huh?

Caitlyn: *steps in between them* When a Broadway baby says "Good night,"

Young Doozer in explorer’s clothing: *appears on Caitlyn’s shoulder* It's early in the morning.

Caitlyn: O_O

Ensemble: Manhattan babies don't sleep tight
Until the dawn

A well-dressed mouse: Good night, baby,
Good night

Mouse & Ensemble: Milkman's on his way

A floating & talking guitar (!), a nervous female Muppaphone and Mouse: Sleep tight, baby,
Sleep tight

Guitar, Female Muppaphone, Mouse and Ensemble: Let's call it a day

Young Doozer: Hey!

Lips: What's going on?

Caitlyn: A musical number?

Zoot: *whispers* What's with some of these guys?

Ensemble: Come on along and listen to (Muppaphones: A-ding, a ding!)
The lullaby of Broadway. (Muppaphones: A-ding, a-ding, a-ding!)
The hidee hi and boopa doo, (Muppaphones: A-ding, a-ding!)
You’ll sleep all day

A swingin' penguin and a Honker comedian (who honks along to the singing): Good night, baby,
Good night

Penguin, Honker (honking along), Mouse and Ensemble: Milkman's on his way

Mouse, Guitar, Female Muppaphone, Penguin and Honker (still honking along): Sleep tight, baby,
Sleep tight

Mouse, Guitar, Female Muppaphone, Penguin, Honker (still honking) and Ensemble: Let's call it a day!

A floating, talking, sarcastic, female New Yorker clarinet: Guys, this ain’t 42nd Street, and we ain’t supposed ta be here.

Lips: ... Okay, none of this makes sense.

Zoot: When does it?

A beautiful female Frackle: Listen to the lullaby

Mouse, Guitar, Female Muppaphone, Penguin, Honker (still honkin’ along), Female Frackle, Young Doozer and Ensemble: Of old Broadway (Muppaphones: A-ding, a-ding! A-ding, a-ding! A-ding, a-ding! A-ding, a-ding, a-ding!)

All: Hey!

Caitlyn: ... uh... Thank you, guys, you can all leave?

*the ensemble, the guitar, the clarinet, the mouse, the penguin, the one Muppaphone, the Doozer, the Frackle, and the Honker all leave*

Zoot: *to Lips* "The rattle of the subway"?

Lips: Hey, it was better than "The rumble of the taxi train", at least.

Zoot: Like you'd know.

Caitlyn: All right, you two, knock it off! *sighs* I'm in my room if you need me. *goes into her room and tries to take a nap...*

Marvin: *... at the same time that Marvin's practicing*

Caitlyn: *sighs*

[tvlistingman]

PETER: What are we going to do tonight

ZOE: How about we go Mini Golfing

PETER: Good Idea

BABY BEAR: And Have a healthy dinner

PETER: GOOD THING

LITTLE BIRD: Okay! after that, i'm going to have a salad.

[Winslow Leach]

Newsie (watching TV) Heh heh heh, Tommy, get a load of this!

Tony: What?

Newsie: I'm watching one of those home video shows...see that woman there? Well, she doesn't like burnt marshmallows, see, and her son, who looks like he's about six or seven, just secretly made the most charred, blackened marshmallow you ever saw!

Tony: And...?

Newsie: Heh heh...then he goes "mommy, mommy, close your eyes and open your mouth, I got a big surprise!" So the woman shuts her eyes and opens her mouth, and the kid...hee hee...the kid pops the burnt marshmallow in! Hahahahahahahaha!

Tony (beat) And...?

Newsie: And she starting gagging! Spit it out immediately, and began chasing the kid around the yard! Hahahahahaha!

Tony: That's...great. Comedy at its finest.

Newsie: You can say that again!

(Chamberlain, perched on the bookcase, glares at Newsie, licking his lips)

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *playing around with a Lightsaber* I don't know how I got some of these, but they sure are cool.

Lips: And deadly.

Caitlyn: ... are these the plastic ones or not?

*Lips and Zoot look at each other* ...

Caitlyn: ... no kidding? They're real?

Lips: Well, when you out it--

Zoot: Yeah, they're real.

Caitlyn: *eyes widen* Awe-some! We can all have this cool joint fight now! I'll tell anyone who's here--

Marvin: Not to rain on your parade, as they say, but there is no such thing as a female Jedi Knight.

Caitlyn: Yeah, there is.

Zoot: Who?

Caitlyn: We saw one at Disney World. *de-activates Lightsaber and makes her way over to Tony's room*

Lips: It's true, you know.

Zoot: There really is a female Jedi?

Lips: ... actually, it's like this: We were walking around Disney's Hollywood Studios and we just so happened to pass a show in front of "Star Tours". Darth Vader was up onstage, dueling with these kids with Lightsabers. One of them was a girl.

Zoot: Ah.

[WhiteRabbit]

The Electric Mayhem bus crashes into the hallway.

Ailie: *is too ghetto to afford driver's ed* =P Hey people, we're back. Duck and cover!

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Hi- *does a series of gravity-defying flips (don't ask how)* *lands in front of Ailie and activates Lightsaber* -YA! ... Oh, Ailie, you're back! Just a sec, let me go get your roomate that you left with me. *goes to get Zoot and Lips*

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: *cocking his head at the light saber* O_o

Ailie: Okies. XP

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *comes back with Lips and Zoot* If ya have any Lightsaber questions... ask these two.

[Winslow Leach]

Chamberlain approaches Ailie.

Chamberlain: I'm glad you finally decided to come back! I almost starved to death rooming with the dork and his roomies. He tried to feed me "S'mores" and--yech--corn on the cob! I ask you, do I look like I eat corn on the cob? What a moron! Got any nice, squishy eyeballs?

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *tosses his on the ground* Whatever, man. I don't like Star Wars anyway. *takes off his cloak* I'm gonna be Sailor Moon now. *runs back to dorm 17, singing* Fighting evil by moonlight...

Ailie: O_O *shakes head* Oh, hey Chamberlame. Yeah, we got some. *takes pepper spray out of her bag and squirts it at him*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: ... I'll go get the costume cart.

Lips: I'll go get the popcorn.

*both go to do... whatever they said*

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Beige: (coming back from lobby) You can never find a bus when you need one. (sees others clanking around in kitchen) And what's this?
Nora: Well, it's summer now, you see...
Scooter: Yeah, the ice cream maker's coming out of storage.
Erin: (checking controls on maker) So what should we do for the first batch of the season?
Storyteller: Start with a plain vanilla and work up to something more exotic.
Beige: Aw, that's no fun. Let's do something loaded with chocolate.
Nora: No, we've always started off with a sorbet in the past.
Scooter: (checking the fridge) It'll have to be a sorbet. We don't have any cream.
Erin: Okay...let's see...well, we've got some mangoes and oranges that need to be used up.
Storyteller: Good...all right, let's get to it. And peel those mangoes over a sink, please.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *re-reading "Before You Leap"/watching MTI*

Lips: *playing a few quick tunes on his trumpet*

Marvin: *out grocery shopping*

Muppaphones: *challenging each other on "Dance Dance Revolution"

Caitlyn: I don't even have that game.

*All right, fine*

Muppaphones: *taking turns in "Super Smash Bros. Brawl"*

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: *sticking his head in Ailie's room* You've been pretty quiet. Considering a divorce?

Dr. Teeth: *pokes his head out from under Ailie's bed* O_O

Ailie: No. Just get lost.

Chamberlain: Hmmph... *shuffles off*

Dr. Teeth: Whatsa mattah, honey?

Ailie: My mum's gonna kill me. I'm no good at anything. -_- And I'm a dork.

Dr. Teeth: Ailie, shush. Yer good at lot'sa stuff and ya ain't a dork.

Ailie: Yes I am.

Dr. Teeth: Mmm-mm! Ailie, listen ta me! Mmm! Ya ain't a dork. Yer an intelligent, energetic, adorable, young coconut cream pie! It's gonna be a'ight. Don't worry.

Ailie: *hugs him* I'm trying not to. -_-

[Winslow Leach]

Lefty: Heh heh...

Tony: I don't like the sound of that laugh.

Newsie: It sounds as if he has something shifty up his sleeve.

Tony: Really, Newsie? Gee, I would never have guessed...

Newsie: Was that sarcasm? It was, wasn't it?

Lefty empties his pockets, which are full of nickels...hundreds of nickels...

Tony: Knock over another gumball machine, Dillinger?

Lefty: No, smart guy, I didn't knock over another gumball machine! It was one 'a dose horsie rides dat are outside da Wal-Mart! Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...

Tony: You're so shameless, you know that?

Lefty: An' proud of it!

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *wearing a fake white mustache* Hey guys, guess who I am...do ho ho ho ho!

Chamberlain: Um...Einstein?

Zoot: No.

Ailie: Mark Twain?

Zoot: No.

Dr. Teeth: Cap'n Crunch! *tackles him*

Zoot: X_X You guys aren't even trying...

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *walks in* Hi, guys. *notices Zoot* O_O ... what's next: you're gonna get a nose job done so that you'll look like Gonzo?

Muppaphone # 45: Better than the eye job Lips is gonna get...

Lips: *Walks in wearing a Kermit collar* I am not getting an eye job, guys!

Marvin: ... *slowly enters wearing a blonde wig* I hate you.

Caitlyn: *laughing her head off while pointing at Marvin*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *pulling off his fake 'stache* Nah, I'm gorgeous enough. =P

Chamberlain: *wearing antennas and poking Caitlyn* Joo are ma sexy slave, ho'kay?

Ailie: *stealing Dr. Teeth's hat and putting it on* MONEY! CHEESECAKE! JIVE SENTENCES THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!

Dr. Teeth: ...uh...meep? O_O

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *puts on the blonde wig* Like, get away from me...

Lips: And it's breakthrough time here at the labs again!

Marvin: ... Wocka Wocka? O_o

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *wearing a different fake 'stache* *wheezy laugh* AH HA HA HA HA! *coughs* X_X

Chamberlain: ...you are all weirdos.

Ailie: *keeps the hat on* Maybe we'll show up and exploit your wealth. =P

Dr. Teeth: Bork. =P

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *still wearing the blonde wig* *trying not to laugh* Oh, rully.

Lips: *puts on a hat and sunglasses* Zzzzz...

Marvin: Wo-man?

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *sneers at Lips* That's not me. =P *rests his head against the wall and yawns*

Ailie: *banging her head against the keyboard* JIVE!

[BeakerSqueedom]

Beaker: *Snuggling a picture of Fraggie*
Bunsen: Oh goodness, you devil you! *teases kindly*
Beaker: *Red*
Claudia: Monkey King....tell me....you love me....
Heck, I'd fetch that staff fer yah...*Snogs picture of him*
Dr. Van Neuter: No more Forbidden Kingdom for you! XD
Claudia: You can forbid what is already forbidden...but my love for him will never be forbidden! *Clings to picture* *Hugs it to her chest*
Dr. Van Neuter: Honestly.

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: I tried. =P

Caitlyn: *wearing a fuzzy robe* *is painting a picture on an easel*

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: *steals the hat from Ailie* LA LA LA...MY BRAIN MELTED! LA LA LA...I FORGOT TO FLUSH! *runs into the wall a couple of times*

Dr. Teeth: Hey! -_-

Ailie: Actually it's more like...JIVENESS! RAINBOWS! CHICKEN WINGS!

Dr. Teeth: Ailieh! ;_;

Ailie: Okay, I'm done. =P

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *wearing a palm tree shirt* Hiya, Doc!

Caitlyn: ... er... *ahem* *starts to cluck "Baby Face"*

Muppaphone #54: 0_o

Muppaphone # 654: It's not her fault, you know...

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: *hides* ;_;

Chamberlain: LA LA LA LA--

Ailie: *punches him* Game over. XP

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *releived* Good. Oh my gosh, do you know how hard it is to cluck all the parts by yourself?

Lips: Well, it was fun while it lasted.

Caitlyn: Yeah... Now what?

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *shrugs* Um...nya? *starts playing with Zoot's hair*

Zoot: *sits still contentedly* Zzzz...

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Good idea. *gets out laptop, hooks it up, and starts to watch FR clips*

Lips: I wasn't lying down. That was the only thing that I didn't do... *sighs* *picks up the random costumes and props and puts them in the costume cart* *gives the Doc his hat back*

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: *swipes it and puts it on his own head* I'm a dork! Huh huh!

Dr. Teeth: >_> *throws a brick at him*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *throws an empty water bottle at Chamberlain* That was for earlier.

Lips: *takes the hat back* Here ya go, man. *gives Dr, Teeth his hat back*

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: X_X

Dr. Teeth: Thanks, Lips. -_-

Ailie: *snugs him while still messing around with Zoot's hair* <3

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *hums "Ding Dong, the Wicked Witch is Dead"*

Lips: No problem, Cantus-- I mean, Doc. 0_o

[Beakerfan]

Alex: *sneaks into Claudia's room and kidnaps Beaker*

Sweetums: *sitting in his chair, reading "Crime and Punishment"* You better not be getting into trouble....

Alex: *hand over Beaker's mouth* Who? Me? Never. *gives Beaker a tranquilizer* This will just last through the night, that way we don't have any trouble.

Floyd: *locks the door and goes to bed*

Sweetums: *sets down his book and leaves to tuck Bean in*

Alex: *lays Beaker on the couch, staring at him and stroking his firey hair* .......................................... It's allright now...................... you're safe here. *continues to stroke his hair, looming ominously over him* Sleep well, darling. We'll be together soon...............

The lights go out. Alex goes back into the shadows, most likely to watch over her captive without being seen. Seen by whom, I don't know.

[BeakerSqueedom]

Last Night On The Claudia Show...

Claudia: *Snugs her hairy asian* Monkeh...Kingeh...*Still at it after six hours*
Bunsen: Claudia, be a dear and pass me the screw? I can't seem to reach it.
Claudia: Sure thing, Bunnie.
Beaker: *Suddenly drops the picture*

---

Beaker: O_O MEEMEEEME--(Trans: Why do I always get kidnapped? !) XD
*Sees a pair of sparkling blue eyes and puts on a goofy look <3* *Starts screaming as he sees the tranquilizer nearing him* MEEEEE-....*Sleeps, snuggles up to Alex*

---

Bunsen: Beaker has yet again gone missing.
Oh well, it's always good to have extras!
*Yanks Claudia out of bed energetically*
*Giddily prances to his lab*

Claudia: *Drags her blanket with her, still hiding underneath it...even if...dragged herself* ;_; Beaker, come back! Come back!

Bunsen: No more Titanic for you, missy! :3

Claudia: ;_; MY HEART WILL GO OOOOOOONNNN....
WEEEEEE'LLLLLL STAAYYY FOREVEERRR THIS WAYY...
You are SAFE....in my heart and...my heart WILL GOOO ONNN FOREVVVEEERRR...

Roomies: O_o;....What...the...fu--

[The Count]

*Crashes through wall on bat-glider, kidnaps Claudia, then takes her waaay back to when she used to post stories here. *Evil laugh.

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: *poking Zoot with a stick* Mwa!

Zoot: Zzzz-- *squeaks* Don't touch me... -_-

Chamberlain: *keeps poking him*

Zoot: Don't touch me...don't touch me...don't touch mehhhh...

Chamberlain: Poke.

Zoot: Don't touch me!

Chamberlain: Mmmm...sorry. *waits for a moment* Touch.

Zoot: STOP, CHAMBERLAME!

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *comes in with a blanket and a book* *is obviously still tired* Stop... Touching... Each other... Do you want me to come back there and seperate you two? ... Do ya, Zach? How about you, Logan? *yawns*

Lips: Are you okay?

Caitlyn: Is it Christmas yet? I had a dream that we were at Disney World and it was Christmas.

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: He's touching meh! *steals Cait's blanket and hides under it*

Chamberlain: Christmas? O_O *puts on a fake beard and starts carolling badly* It's in the singing of the street corner choir--

Zoot: Oh shut up, Hagrid! *throws a brick at him*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: It's not Christmas?

Marvin: Of course not! It is the end of June!

Caitlyn: Ah, shaddup. *shoves Marvin out of the room* ... I feel cold-ish.

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: X_X I wish it was Christmas...then I could steal everyone's presents. Bwaaa...

Zoot: *still hiding under Cait's blanket* ;_;

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *glares at Chamberlain* ... *hands the book to Lips*

Lips: *reads the title to himelf; the book is called "Before You Leap"*

Caitlyn: *peeks under the blanket* You okay?

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: *pokes him*

Zoot: *cringes* Don't touch meeeee... ;_; *pulls the blanket over his head*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Chamberlain, cut it out!

Lips: *flips through the book* Hey, Dr. Teeth and the band's mentioned a few times in here!

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *pokes his head out a little* Where?

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: In this book that Kermit wrote. It's called "Before You Leap".

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Cool. What's it say about us? O_O

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: Well, Kermit wrote that *ahem* *in Kermit voice* "we also needed a hip, happening music group,one that would attract the demographically desirable hip, happening audience that was too lazy to get up to change the channel. There was only one music group that fit this bill; unfortunately..." *in normal voice* ... um... *flips back a few pages* You know, I wish I was there for those first auditions. They sonded like fun.

[Winslow Leach]

Tony, outside, is watching something in the distance.

Newsie: Hey Tommy, what's up?

Tony: Oh, I'm just watching those two large monsters down there playing tennis.

Newsie (peers) What an odd-looking ball!

Tony: Oh, it's not a ball...

Newsie: No?

Tony: No...

Loud THWACK!

From far away, a tiny scream is heard, growing louder and louder, as it gets closer.

Lefty (the "ball") goes sailing over Tony's and Newsie's heads.

Lefty: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH ! ! ! !

Tony: ...it's only a Lefty...

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Cool. O_O What else does it say? *notices Newsie and Tony in the distance and waves to them shyly* <3

Ailie: *watching the game* Ooh, why don't you guys try football now? =P

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *flips through to the self-help part of the book* Kermit used the band as some examples in the self-help part of the book. *reads a certain page* Wow, I had no idea that Doc wanted to originally do that... must've started when he was a kid and quit ahead when he graduated high school...

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: O_O What did he want to do?

[Winslow Leach]

Tony and Newsie are still watching the monsters play.

Tony: Well, I couldn't find Lefty. I think he's in the weeds somewhere, so that one didn't count.

Newsie: So you got them another ball?

Tony: Er...not exactly...

THWACK!

An unconscious Crazy Harry sails through the air, over Tony's and Newsie's heads.

Tony: 40-love!

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Love? O_O *clings onto Tony's ankles*

Ailie: I don't get this game... =P

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: Love is YECK! -_-
Blind Pew: Not when I'm through...XD <3
Claudia: O_o...;

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: Zoot, come back. *pulls Zoot off of Tony* I'm guessing that the good doctor wanted to do this when he was younger.

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Nya... O_O What did he wanna do?

[Beauregard]

Bo: *awake*
Beau: *asleep*
George: *starts the vacuum cleaner in the living room*
Mildred: *launches into a long story to Bo about how she once visited the Amazon*

Shortly...

Bo: *alseep*
Beau: *awake*

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: I'm guessing that Kermit actually heard it from the Doc himself, 'cuz I don't believe it either... It says that Dr. Teeth's first dream was to be a concert pianist.

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: I could've guessed. =P So what d'you guys wanna do? *shields himself from Chamberlain*

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: I don't know for sure, Zoot. Have any ideas?

Caitlyn: Hey, Ailie, can I ask you something?

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *shrugs* I dunno, anything...

Ailie: Yesh? O_O

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: I'm sure we'll think of something...

Caitlyn: I'm gonna be gone tomorrow and I won't be back until Friday. So, will you watch Lips and Marvin while I'm gone?

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *nods* Okies.

Chamberlain: *hides the chainsaw behind his back* O_o

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Thanks. Oh, make sure that Zoot and Lips don't argue over me while I'm gone.

Lips: What do you think, Zoot?

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *hiding his ax* Whatever. Just hang out with Dr. Teeth or something. *crawls away to fall asleep somewhere*

Dr. Teeth: *jiving around in the distance* LOVESHACK, BABY, LOVESHACK!

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: ... *shrugs* *goes to find Dr. Teeth*

Caitlyn: *yawns* Stll tired... nap... *lies down on the common room couch*

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: THE LOVESHACK IS A LITTLE, OLD PLACE WHERE-- *crashes into a wall* X_X

Zoot: *lies next to Cait* O_o

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: O_O Doc! You okay?

Caitlyn: Hmm? ... hey, Zoot.

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: Rock lobstah... X_X *unconscious*

Zoot: *snuggles against Cait* <33

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: Oh, shoot.

Caitlyn: *smiles a little*

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: Just leave him there. He should wake up in a couple of hours...unfortunately. =P

Zoot: *smiles back*

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: -_-

Caitlyn: ... *kisses his cheek*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *kisses her back on the lips* <3

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *blushes* Aw, Zoot...

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *glances over his shoulder to make sure Lips isn't around* Shhh... <3

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *covers them both with the blanket (from earlier)* *whispers* It's kind of cold...

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *snuggling against Cait* Yeah, a little bit... *wraps his arms around her*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Uh-huh... *sighs*

[Beakerfan]

Room 24. Beaker is now awake, but his hands and feet are tied.

Alex: *curled up on the couch next to Beaker, staring intently at him and petting his face* Just think my love.... you and I.... on a lone island with no one else to ever bother us. No more Bunsen..... no more Phil....... just us. We can be the most powerful couple the world has ever known! Why, with you as my - ahem. *whispering* Together, we can strike fear into the hearts of men. We will rule over them and make them our slaves! What? Don't you believe me? Hmph. Well then, I guess I'll just have to - *begins to play with a pocket knife* prove it.

Sweetums: She is getting creepier and creepier......

Floyd: You said it.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *wakes up with Zoot still beside her* ... *sighs*

[The Count]

*In narrator's voice: But what about the fair Fragglemuppet? Will she stand idly by while Beaker is evily tempted by the vivaciously vixenly villanous Alex? Hmm, guess so. Haven't heard from her or the Fraggles in the longest of times.
Meh. *Walks away.

[BeakerSqueedom]

Beaker: O_O....*Blinks* *Screeches* ;_; Meee meee meee mee?
</3 Meee meee meee mee...*Sniffling* Mee meee meee meee.
Meee meee meee. *Pauses at the name "Bunsen"* *Appears interested* >3 Mee meee?
Mee meee meee mee....nomoremeemee, mee? MEEEHEEEEHEEEHEEEE!...<3 XD

---

Bunsen: I wonder what dear Beaker is up to...
I trust it has nothing to do with the ruling of the world with the temptress that is Miss Alex! Oh, and it does not involve a plot to rid of me and Dr. Van Neuty! <3 TSSTSST...

Claudia: *Crushes Bunsen into a paranoid hug*
Nothin's gonna harm you not while I'm around....
Nothin's gonna harm you, no sir...
Not while I'm around...

Demons are prowlin' everywhere nowadays...
I'll send 'em howlin', I don't care, I've got ways...
No one's gonna hurt you, no one's gonna dare...
Others can desert you, not to worry---whistle and I'll be there!

Demons will charm you with a smile for awhile,
but in time...

Nothin' can harm you....not while I'm around.

Bunsen: Oh, you're being terribly silly.

Claudia: Not to worry! Not to worry!
I may not be smart but I ain't dumb!
I can do it, put me to it!
Show me somethin' I could overcome...
Not to worry, ma'm...I mean...sir!

Bein' close and bein' clever, ain't I bein' true?
I don't need to, I would never hide a thing from you...
*Hides the device she stole from Bunsen swiftly* O_o...>.>...<.<...

Like soooommmeee...XD *Points to Dr. Van Nuter*

Bunsen: What on earth--

Claudia: Shhhh! XD

Bunsen: Now, now, I'll have nothing of it. *Chides lightly*

Claudia: ;_; Yes you will! *Crushes him into an even tighter hug*

Bunsen: Oh goodness! ><

Claudia: *Petting him* Nothin's gonna harm you,
not while I'm around....

O_O....

*Coughs*

Now where did I put Beaker? XD

Bunsen: Why don't we search the dorms?

Claudia: Not a bad idea. XD

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *back in her room* *dressed in her Annette Funnicello costume* *is dancing to the songs from "Grease" with an invisible partner*

Muppaphone #79: *sighs*

Muppaphone #74: You can tell that she really wants to dance with someone...

Muppaphone #57: And she has no real partner...

Muppaphone #85: ... pity.

[Winslow Leach]

Lefty: 'Ey, I really enjoyed bein' used as a tennis ball...really.

Tony: Oh, good! I'm glad I was able to make you happy!

Lefty (pulls a knife out of his coat) Da next time youse try sometin' like dat...it's coitins!

Tony: You're gonna butter me to death?

Lefty: Huh? (looks at knife--yes, it *is* a butter knife) Oh..eh...youse get da idea!

Tony: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!

Lefty: I'm gonna go borrow a scalpel from dat Franken-neuter guy...if I was youse, I'd watch yer back while youse sleep!

Tony: Watch my...while I sleep? That doesn't make sense.

Newsie: Oh, Tommy, when will you ever learn? Nothing Lefty says ever makes sense!

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *back in dorm 17* You can dance...you can ji-ive...having the time of your life...

Ailie and him: See that girl...watch that scene...diggin' the dancing queen...

Dr. Teeth: O_O

Zoot: Friday night and the lights are low--

Chamberlain: MAKE IT STOP! THE AGONY! *jumps out a window*

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: You what! ?

Caitlyn: I know I should've told ya earlier, but I'll be gone for only two days. I'll be back on Friday.

Lips: First you disappear for someodd hours, leaving me worried that something bad might've happened to you. And now you're telling me that you're leaving! ?

Caitlyn: For two days!

Lips: But where will we stay?

Caitlyn: I already talked to Ailie, and you and Marvin - and the Muppaphones - will be staying with her.

Lips: But--

Caitlyn: And I don't want you to argue while I'm gone. I just-- *sigh* I just don't want two guys fighting over me! Especially if I know them well enough to trust them!

Lips: But Caitlyn--

Caitlyn: Lips... I'm gonna pack. *starts to pack a small bag of items*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *still singing and jiving to Dancing Queen with Ailie* ^_^

Dr. Teeth: *backing away, disturbed*

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *pokes head into the room* *whispers* Hey, Doc, wanna talk?

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: Sure. About what, man?

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: Just... stuff. Come on. *goes to the garden*

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: *follows him* A'ight, lay it on me, Lips.

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: Caitlyn and I haven't been talking as much lately since... I don't know, it started the morning of your wedding. And I'm woried.

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: Why? Didja guys have a fight or something? O_o

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: The morning of the wedding? No, we didn't fight. She was... just trying not to talk to me... or... Right befre the actual wedding, she said something about what she didn't want to happen and then ran away. Then at the after party, she was singing "Love Me Tender" and then she just stopped and ran off. It was like she couldn't make up her mind about something.

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: That's quite a sitch, Lips. O_O I mean, I dunno what to say, homeboy, but she might be...don't spaz but--she might be diggin' somebody else. And she doesn' know who she likes betta.

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: ... Doc... what's going on between her and Zoot? I know he has something to do with this.

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: No idea, man. Why don'cha ask him? *sighs*

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: I have. At the after party, I was looking for Caitlyn. Animal took me over to the refreshment table and told me to look under there. I found Zoot, and I remembered that I wanted to talk with him about a couple of things.

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: So what happened? O_o

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: I told him to give me straight-forward answers, and I didn't feel that they were... well, after a few questions, he hid back under the table. I still wanted to talk to him and he ran. I tried to chase after him, but he got away. At the same time, Caitlyn ran off the stage crying. ... I don't get it. Zoot and I used to be the greatest of friends when we were younger. Now he's thinking that Caitlyn's his girlfriend or something... *starts to trail off near the end of the sentence*

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: Whoa. O_O Man, that's tight, Lips. I'm not sure what to tell ya. I know ya won't believe me but Zoot's not all that bad. When he's awake, he's actually pretty deep...maybe a little too deep. Anyway, I say just show him ya come in peace but that ya also want him to lay off yo woman too. Ya don't need to fight.

[Erine81981]

*calls Ed* Hey Ed. Sorry to just annouces this to you but this coming weekend me and my family are going off to Riuidoso New Mexico and was wondering would you like to look after my roomies or some of them and someone else can look after the others?

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: I know we shouldn't fight, it was just... I don't know what came over me then, okay? *sighs* ... A-and Caitlyn and I aren't even officially "together" yet. We were just... we... You know what? I don't even know what I was gonna say.

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: Wha--? But ya guys...ya seem so close. I figured ya were. That doesn' make sense...

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: I know we're close... It's just kind of unofficial that we're together, that's all. And we're just takin' it easy. We... Well, it's like this: We haven't exactly went on a date yet. And she's never been on a date before. I want to take her on a date somewhere, I just don't know the when and where.

[Katzi428]

giving Ed a call Hi Ed...I'm also going out of town.I'll be gone from this upcoming Saturday to July 6 which is 8 days.So if Prairie Rosita & Gaffer could stay with someone I'd be happy if mew could arrange it.Thanks!

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: Ah, I see--

Ailie: *sneaks up behind them and grabs Dr. Teeth's arm* Honey, come jam with me? You promised... O_O *wide eyed*

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: I should probably go. Thanks anyway, Doc. It kind of helped. *walks back to the main building and knocks on Zoot's door*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *deaf to the knocking, cranks up the volume on his radio*

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *sighs* *takes out his trumpet and starts to play the loudest he's probably played*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *pushes his stereo up against the door*

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: HEY! *goes around back and enters through the window (which is easy since the second floor is the ground floor...)* Zoot, we need to talk. *turns off the sterei system*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Don't care. *sings along with the music* Catch us if you can...

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: Huh? *thinks about something for a second* I don't care if you don't care. We need to talk. *unplugs Zoot's stereo system*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *singsongs* I don't care if you don't care that I don't care. *blows a note on his sax* Beat it, man.

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: Fine. If it's a battle that you want, a battle you'll get. *plays a quick litle ditty on his trumpet*

[Winslow Leach]

Newsie knocks on Ailie's door.

Newsie: Hey Zoot, you in there...dude? For some reason the head of the station wants me to interview you about some of your past...gags, or gigs, or whatever you musician fellas call them. I don't know why he asked me. I mean, I'm not "hep" with jazz...and I'm certainly no Larry King. But, uh...yeah. I'm supposed to request an interview with you. You game? Hello, Lips.

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *shoves Lips out of the room and starts playing his sax loudly* O_O *abruptly stops and sets his instrument down* NEWSIE! I KNEW YOU'D COME BACK! ^_^ *hugs him tightly* Of course I'm game. Come in!

[Winslow Leach]

NEWSIE! I KNEW YOU'D COME BACK! ^_^ *hugs him tightly* Of course I'm game. Come in!

Newsie: Yes, well...we don't have much of a budget down at the station, so...(takes out flashlight) I'll have to light you with this...man. Sorry. I have some questions written down on index cards. Just basic stuff, nothing hard. All you have to remember is where you were say...several years ago. No problem, right? Just discuss some of the highs and lows of your career...people you've worked with, met...make it interesting...dude...:confused:

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: ... You know what? Forget you. *walks away to somewhere*

Caitlyn: *walks in on Ailie and Dr. Teeth setting up (or is it already doing?) the jam session with laptop in hand* Hey, guys.

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Wait, was the first question? *falls asleep*

Ailie and Dr. Teeth: *immediately break off their making outness as Cait enters* O_o Uh...

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: ... Oh, sorry, I thought this was my room. *laughs nervously* *mumbles something about locks looking the same on lockers as she leaves*

[The Count]

*OOC: Catching up, electric power was knocked out at my home, came back about half an hour ago.

Okayees... *Putting up flyers for people to LMK if they'd like to take in some good monsters from the Street, and Prairie and Gaffer (a girl and her TMS backstage alley cat) as well. Please contact me at your earliest convenience.

[Beakerfan]

Alex: *still on the couch, snuggling and petting the tied up Beaker* You really think so darling? Oh, can you imagine the possibilities! We'll have a huge castle..... with all the money and treasures you could want..... and lots of servants...... we wont have to lift a finger. And if anyone gets in our way? *looks thoughtfully at her pocket knife* Let's just say they wont bother us again. *gets up and looks mischeiviously at him, then backs away into the shadows*

Bean: Where does she keep going?

Floyd: I don't want to know, man.

Sweetums: *shakes his head and puts Bean to bed*

Animal: *sitting on his bed, staring at Beaker with his mouth hanging open*

Janice: Gee, Floyd. Like, what's wrong with Animal?

Floyd: You know, I think the dude's jealous! Heh heh!

Animal: *still staring*

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *"innocently" singing Animal's been neglected in the hallway on the way out* DISS!

Zoot: O_O *drags her away before she gets attacked*

[The Count]

Well... Grover and Herry are taken care of. Just need to find temporary lodgings for Bruce, Murray, Prairie, Rosita and Gaffer.
Hope Claudia's not too horrified by peeking into the cookie jar, only to find it bereft of contents. I know, it'd put the fear into any cookie monster like her.

Oh well... Nothing to do now but stall.

[Winslow Leach]

Lefty, in a grass skirt, is practicing the hula.

Tony enters room, sees Lefty, and exits.

Newsie: So why the grass skirt again?

Lefty: I told ya! I'm crashin' a Hawaiian-temed party at da country club dis weekend...riiiiiiiiiiiight! I'm gonna pose as one 'a da hula dancers, den when no one is lookin', make off wit a buncha pineapples!

Newsie: What for?

Lefty: Ta go bowlin' wit! What fer...ta eat, whaddaya tink?

Newsie: Why not just go to the grocery store and b--

Lefty: SHHHHHHHHHHH! Don't youse dare say da "b" woid! Lefty don't "b."

Newsie: Buy?

Lefty: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Riiiiight. Now don't say it again!

Newsie: This morning, I walked by the newsstand, and saw people buying the newspaper. I was going to buy one, but I was short, I only get paid bi-weekly. So I hopped into my car and went bye-bye...

Lefty: Yer pushin' it, geek! Keep it up...

[BeakerSqueedom]

Well... Grover and Herry are taken care of. Just need to find temporary lodgings for Bruce, Murray, Prairie, Rosita and Gaffer.
Hope Claudia's not too horrified by peeking into the cookie jar, only to find it bereft of contents. I know, it'd put the fear into any cookie monster like her.

Oh well... Nothing to do now but stall.

Claudia: *Peers into the cookie jar* Nyum nyum *In Stitch voice* OOoooo! Ah! <3 *Munch munch*

[BeakerSqueedom]

Alex: *still on the couch, snuggling and petting the tied up Beaker* You really think so darling? Oh, can you imagine the possibilities! We'll have a huge castle..... with all the money and treasures you could want..... and lots of servants...... we wont have to lift a finger. And if anyone gets in our way? *looks thoughtfully at her pocket knife* Let's just say they wont bother us again. *gets up and looks mischeiviously at him, then backs away into the shadows*

Bean: Where does she keep going?

Floyd: I don't want to know, man.

Sweetums: *shakes his head and puts Bean to bed*

Animal: *sitting on his bed, staring at Beaker with his mouth hanging open*

Janice: Gee, Floyd. Like, what's wrong with Animal?

Floyd: You know, I think the dude's jealous! Heh heh!

Animal: *still staring*

Beaker: *Rasberries Animal*
Meee meee meee? *Looks to Alex* [Trans: Where are we going? XD]

[The Count]

*Walking by... Aw, she's munching on some imaginary cookies. Glad that the fright of the emptyness of the jar has worn off by now. Whatever scared her earlier is thankfully no longer affecting her. <3 to Squeeks.

*Leaves, humming non-Mup3 music I got from a friend.

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: O_o Imaginary? !
No wonder they were air-flavored!
;_; *Wails*

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: MMMMMmmmmm... *puts an oreo on a fishing hook and dangles it in front of Claudia* =P

Zoot: *wakes up* Mine! *tries to grab it*

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: *Sniffs the floor with her butt in the air* *Comes across a cookie*
0_0 OoOooooo! *Crawls towards it before spotting an intruder* *Puts Zoot into her mouth and grabs the cooke* XD

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: GAH! *gets tangled in the fishing reel*

Zoot: ;_; My cookie... *is covered in Claudia drool*

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: >_0 *Spits him out* *Crawls into a secret trapdoor as a sly escape*
*Eats cookie* X3

[Winslow Leach]

Lefty's mouth is full of nickels; his cheeks bulge, making him look like a chipmunk. He spreads his arms out in a "ta-da!" pose.

Newsie: Astounding! I never thought one could fit so many nickels into one's mouth!

Lefty bows.

Tony enters the room.

Tony: Hey guys, how's it goin'?

Tony slaps Lefty on the back.

A horrible GURGLE is heard; Lefty has swallowed most of his nickels.

Newsie: Oh boy...

Tony: What?

Lefty begins spitting nickels out of his mouth.

Tony: Hey! Hey, that's really cool! Heh, looks like Van Neuter-stein turned Lefty into a human coin dispenser!

Newsie: I'm afraid this is Lefty's own doing, Tommy.

Tony: Who cares? Free nickels! Woo-hoo!

Tony catches nickels as they come out of Lefty's mouth.

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: BRAWK! Cave of wonders!

Zoot: Who disturbs my slumber? O_o

Ailie: Cave of cheeseburgahs? o_O

[Winslow Leach]

Lefty is still spitting quarters...

Tony: The gift that keeps on giving!

Newsie: Heh heh!

Tony: Who knew Lefty could be this useful?

[The Count]

*Scooping up some quarters. Wowee... It's like we hit the jackpot. And we didn't even have to leave for Vegas. *The song Pennies From Heaven from the Shirley Bassey TMS episode plays in the background as we all rake up the winnings.

[Winslow Leach]

*Scooping up some quarters. Wowee... It's like we hit the jackpot. And we didn't even have to leave for Vegas. *The song Pennies From Heaven from the Shirley Bassey TMS episode plays in the background as we all rake up the winnings.

Hey, great idea! Let's see if Vegas would like a Lefty slot-machine!;)

And this time...I would make a profit off the sneaky salesman, muwhahahahahahaha!

[Katzi428]

Hey, great idea! Let's see if Vegas would like a Lefty slot-machine!;)

And this time...I would make a profit off the sneaky salesman, muwhahahahahahaha!
giggling I was thinking the same thing!
Prairie:You think if we crank his arm,he'll spit out more coins?
Wouldn't hurt to try!

[The Count]

Yeah! Tony, do the honors.

Ah, Vegas. *Sighs fondly, if only Aunt Ru would update...

[Winslow Leach]

Tony: Right!;)

(Tony raises Lefty's arm, and pulls it down; nickels pour out of his mouth; an anonymous GAMBLER wanders by with a plastic coin cup; he/she holds the cup under Lefty's mouth, and collects some extra change)

VIVA LAS LEFTY!

[Muppet Newsgirl]

(Nora is curled up on the sofa, reading Dostoevsky's "The Gambler.")

Nora: Polina's out of your league, Aleksey. (looks up) How's the ice cream coming along?
Erin: (over whir of mixer) The green tea needs several more minutes, and the coconut cream mix needs to chill for a while. How's "The Gambler?"
Nora: Aleksey just mouthed off to the German baron.
Scooter: And then gets his head whacked in, and one thing leads to another. This guy's lost.
Beige: Maybe he should have tried Hare Krishna.
Storyteller: There was another book, a ghost story. "Queen of Hearts..."
Erin: I had to read that one in my senior year. (mixer dings) Ice cream's up!

(Green tea ice cream is scooped into a container; coconut cream is started in the mixer.)

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: O_O Well, you see, I don't exactly have one...

Beaker: Cheesemeemee?

Claudia: Cheese bugahs.

[Erine81981]

I'll be leaving tomorrow morning. Herry you and Oscar are going to be staying with Alex and her roomies.

Herry: That's sounds good to me. I'll go pack.

Oh and tell Oscar.

Herry: Alright but he isn't going to like it.

I know. Grover your saying with i think Ed, The Count and Uncle Deadly. Has anyone else called about Murray and Bruce?

Grover: Not that i know of.

Murray: I hope someone calls. I don't wanna stay here alone. *starts to cry*

You won't have to stay here by yourself. I'll make sure someone takes you in for these four days.

Murray: You promise?

I promise .

Oscar: *pops up* What is this all about staying at Alex's?

I'm going off on vacation with my family and thought since ya'll don't really want to come.

Oscar: What? Don't want to come? I wouldn't mind coming to get away from this clean nice place.

Well there's really not a place for you and your trashcan to sit on the way there. You don't have to go and stay in her room just stay where you are and she'll come and give you some trash or garbage or even rotten eggs.

Oscar: Rotten Eggs?

Yep.

Oscar: That sounds so temting.

Good. That settles it then.

Oscar: Hey?

What?

Oscar: I didn't say i was staying?

Oh just forget it! *walks away*

Oscar: I love doing that to him. Heh heh heh heh heh.......

[Winslow Leach]

Tony quietly leaves several books outside Alex's door...

One on abstract art...

One on surrealism...

One on the work of Andy Warhol...

For Sweetums, he leaves the collected works of Poe...

Short stories by Mark Twain...

and a plush doll from "Where the Wild Things Are"...

For Bean, Tony leaves a bunch of fresh carrots...

For the EM members, he leaves a bunch of classic rock CDs, ranging from Led Zeppelin to Metallica...

and a teddy bear for Animal...

[Katzi428]

stretched out on the couch with my eyes closed
Gaffer walks on me and puts a paw on my face Prrtt?
opening eyes Hiya cat food breath.You catch me dozing? scratching Gaffer behind the ears You're such a cutie!
Rosita:You look tired,Kathy.
Yeah...I am. Think I'll call it a night early.
Prairie:Sure you won't stay up a bit longer?I'm going to get some ice cream. Maybe I can get some extra quarters from the Lefty slot machine to pay extra!
the three of us laugh
Well...you can get me am orange and vanilla twist in a cup.I'll eat it tomorrow.
Prairie:OK. Nite Kath.
Rosita:Buenos noches Kathy.

[The Count]

Actually... Thought it was Grover and Herry who would be staying with Alex. Need to find takers for Bruce and Murray, and Kathy's girls.

*Ambles by Erin's room. Maybe she can help me decide which flavor the four-hooved horse of doom would like best. Oh well... *Smiles when Erin makes ice cream.

[Erine81981]

She told me it was Herry and Oscar. *calls Alex* *screams* HEEEY ALEX! Did you mean Grover or Oscar?

[Muppet Newsgirl]

(gang listens to Ed's question about ice cream for horse of doom)

Storyteller: A four-hooved horse of doom? How intriguing...
Beige: Oh, just give it ice cream with clover and oats or something.
Scooter: Don't think so...do horses of doom actually eat clover and oats?
Erin: It depends. If it's a genuine horse of doom, it'll feed on nightshade.
Nora: Really? How'd you know that?
Erin: Years of playing King's Quest.

[The Count]

Replies...

1 Kyle, not entirely sure. She asked me about Grover, Herry and Oscar. Said that Oscar generally takes care of himself, but Grover and Herry would be fine for her to take in. Oh well.
2 *Huggles Erin. It's actually a character from my fiend's Counting Castle. Have to talk to Aunt Ru about him, as his parentage comes from characters of hers she's permitted me to use, Blackstone (Headless Horseman Ernie's steed) and Marabelle (thestrall).
3 All my characters get ice cream (I-scream) flavors, I find it helps add personality to each. Have to get my roomie, Uncle D added to the fold (need a good full visual descript of him first), then I can move on to the four-hooved horse of doom.

Well, it took some work, but I think my Electric Mayhem tribute album's ready to burn. Errands for the morrow I suppose.
Night all.

[Beakerfan]

Oops! Sah-ree :halo:. I've been pratically sleep-walking all week, so I've been confusing all sorts of things. (As much as I love Oscar) I DID mean to say Grover. Sorry about the confusion Kyle!

[Winslow Leach]

A machine-like Lefty continues spitting nickels.

Newsie: Geez. He's been going at it all night. I didn't think he had that many in his mouth!

Tony: Well...you know...interest, I suppose...

Newsie: Heh, yeah, maybe you're right! So Tommy, did you drop off those gifts for Alex and her roommates?

Tony: Yup. Even bought Animal a teddy.

Newsie: o_O Why would Animal wear a teddy?

Tony: Teddy bear.

Newsie: Oh. Sorry! Did you remember to sign your name this time?

Tony: Huh?

Newsie: On the presents?

Tony: Oh...yeah...of course I...(slowly backing out of room)...I have to go...pay the parking meter for my...fish...

(Tony sweeps out the door)

Newsie: Strange guy...come on, Lefty! Cough up a half-dollar for me! You know you can do it!

Lefty hiccoughs nickels.

[Winslow Leach]

Outside Alex's door, Tony hastily scribbles a note...

Just a few little things for you and your roomies! Enjoy! Love, Tony

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: My ride has been "pimped"! I have DONE IT!

Roomies: *Glaring at her for her credit-stealing ways*

Claudia: O_O *Watches her car explode* *Turns to her roomies with an accusing look* What have you done? >/

[Beakerfan]

Bean: *opens the door and sees all the presents* HOLY CRICKETS! Guys! It's CHRISTMAS! *starts pulling people out of bed* Come on guys! You guys forgot it's CHRISTMAS! And it's not even winter!

Sweetums: Aww, I wanted to see Santa!

Alex: *yanked out of bed* Guys, it isn't Christmas.

Animal: *holding a plate of cookies and a glass of milk, disappointedly sets it down*

Floyd: *looking at the presents* These are some real groovy doo-dads over here.

Janice: Like, who's it from Floyd?

Floyd: *holding the note* It says it's from Tony!

Sweetums: Alex, you get your presents first!

Alex: *looks at the books* Nifty! I'll have to thank Tony when I see him.

Sweetums: *cuddling the plush, carries the books to his chair to be read*

Bean: Ooh, yummy! *happily goes to hide his carrots*

Floyd: *holding up a ZZ Top cd* You know, Tony is one groovy cat.

Animal: *takes the teddy bear to his bed, then after making sure no one is looking, begins to happily play with it*