Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: Lazybones, sleepin’ in the sun
How you ‘spect to get your days work done?
Never get your days work done
When you’re sleepin’ in the noon day sun

Lazybones, sleepin’ in the shade
How you ’spect to get your cornmeal made?
You never get no cornmeal made
When you’re sleepin’ in that evening shade

[Dr. Teeth does a piano solo]

Lazybones, loafin' through the day
How you ‘spect to make a dime that way?
You won’t make a dime that way
If you never heard a word I said

Caitlyn: *softly* Aw, Zoot... *kisses Zoot on the cheek*

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: Stellar, Lips! =) The EM needs ya back.

Zoot: I'm sorry for being so snotty in the beginning, Cait. I really do like you. *snuggles against her*

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: Thanks, man! =)

Caitlyn: You're forgiven. *snuggles back* You know what?

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: Don' mention it. ;D

Zoot: *glancing up* Hm?

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *nods* ... Hmm...

Caitlyn: I think I... sort of like you, too. *feels tears coming on*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *shyly* Well, that's good. Isn't it?

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: I... *trying to hold back tears* I don't know, Zoot...

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *kisses her on the forehead and holds her close* Don't worry about it, everything's going to be fine.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *is about to cry* You sure?

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *nods* Very. *hugs her* Cheer up, Cait. I hate seeing you so down.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: I don't like to be down either, but... *sighs* I don't know what to do now...

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *snuggles* Don't worry about it right now, baby. It's too late at night and the big day is tomorrow. We should just get some sleep. *kisses her good night and is out cold within a few seconds* Zzzzz...

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: ... *sighs* *takes Zoot to the common room and lays him down on the couch* Good night... *leaves room door opened very slightly* *to self* How will this work out?

[BEAR]

Huh... And here I thought Kath would reply to the earth-shattering "Splut!" heard in Tony's room—on the same floor as ours. We rully need someone to draw up the basic layout of the dormhouse. Wonder if some nimble artistes would wish such a challenge.
.

Hmm...I kinda did one up about a year ago, Ed. For my own reference anyway. Don't know if it would do any good though.

[The Count]

*Returning to the dorms after a rauckus night out... Well, hey Bry. If you want, we can talk about it via PM or email. Hope you've had a good week and will have an even greater weekend. Now then.. Gotta get Doc here to say Hi to Ailie before whisking him off to some new private quarters where he can get fixed up. Bad luck to see the bride before the wedding you know. *Sets Dr. Teeth down on the common room's other couch.

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: 'Cause this is Thrillerrrr....
*Falls off her bed*
*Snuggling with Peppers*

Peepers: *Bites her*

Claudia: *Squeals* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeee!

Peepers: *Sticks tounge out*

Claudia: Bad muppaphone! *Slips into an even deeper sleep*
Comfy floor....

Blind Pew: *Getting off the bed*
-_- *Brushes teeth*

Dr. Van Neuter: *Throws Claudia a toothbrush/toothpaste*

Claudia: *Unconciously brushes her teeth with precision* *Gurgling a song*

[Beakerfan]

A loud beat can be heard coming from room 24

Alex: *practicing her crumping*

Sweetums: *singing along* Shake that laffy-taffy, that laffy-taffy girl! Shake that laffy-taffy, that laffy-taffy girl!

Floyd: *trying to meditate*

Janice: *gazing thoughtfully at a sunflower*

Animal: *crumping with Alex*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *sitting on bed*

Lips: Good morning. *kisses her cheek*

Caitlyn: *doesn't respond*

Lips: ... You okay?

Caitlyn: *still doesn't say anything*

Lips: ... You wanna talk about it?

Caitlyn: *gets off the bed to get ready for the days events*

Lips: ... okay... I'll leave you alone, then. *decides to go to the garden to wait*

Caitlyn: *is all alone* ... *quietly to self* I'm sorry, Lips.

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *in a long black dress*

Chamberlain: O_o

Zoot: What? Janice wore a tux to Kermit and Piggy's--you know what? You can stop staring! You're jealous!

Chamberlain: Speaking of Janice, when are you gonna tell her about last night?

Zoot: Well, not now...this is supposed to be a happy occasion. =P I'll tell her at my funeral...

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: *Wears a yellow dress that stops to her knees; yellow stillettos on as well*
*Hair is curly...and for the first time in centuries....calm* I feel...so....so...NAKED.
Dresses and me don't match!

Blind Pew: I'd zay zomesing....but...eh...I'm visually shallenged.
Now, how du I look?

Claudia: Like a pirate...as usual.
*Turns around to check on him*

Blind Pew: *Dressed in navy pirate clothes reminescent of Davy Jones...only neater*

Claudia: O_O...

[Dramatic music begins, as Claudia skips through what appears to be an imaginary meadow of flowers to her Davy Jones. Blind Pew, on the otherside, is oblivious to it and bumps into a wall.]

Claudia: DAVY JONES....<3 *Snuggling Pew*

Blind Pew: Handz off the minister...and I am NOT Davy Jones!

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Awww...Claudia, you look so adorable! ^_^

Chamberlain: DAVY J-JONES? ! AUTOGRAPH! AUTOGRAPH! *runs after him with a marker and a roll of toilet paper*

[Winslow Leach]

Tony, in a sharp tux, hair freshly cut and combed, smelling faintly of Ax, gazes at himself in the mirror.

Tony (straightening his tie) Yeah...that's the stuff!

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *is dressed for the wedding (in a sparkling purple dress, high heels, a bracelet, a necklace, and make-up)* *is exitably jumping around the room to the current tune inside her head - "Windmills of Your Mind"*

Lips: *in a tuxedo* Caitlyn, calm down! You'll mess up your hair!

Caitlyn: SING-ING! SING-ING!

Lips: Yes, I know, but--

Caitlyn: TOGETHER!

Roomies: ... together?

Caitlyn: Yeah! For the big opening pre-show act! Come on, let's go!

Lips: O_o Opening?

Marvin: o_O Pre-show?

Caitlyn: Yeah! Come on! *drags them and the Muppaphones out of the room* Stay here! *goes to get the others*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: * almost runs into Caitlyn but stops just in time to admire her outfit* You look amazing! Ready whenever you are, baby. =) <3

[AnimatedC9000]

*everyone that's in the number is herded in like a herd of cows*

Muppa-cow: ... MWoO... -_-;

Caitlyn: All right! Cue the music!

*music starts (The whole song goes with the following tune: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7GycgIPx6I )*

Caitlyn: There's a party here at Muppet Dorms,
There's excitement in the air

Lips: People pouring in from near and far
'Cause Ailie and the Doctor are gonna to be wed, y’all

Mokey: There's a party here at Muppet Dorms,

Boober: Everybody will be there

Red: So if you're a Whatnot or a Snowth,

Wanda: Do somethin' with your hair!

Uncle Deadly: You mustn't wear an outfit that's naughty

Count: A turban that's unraveling just won't do

Ed: No earrings that are tasteless or gaudy

Zoot: You're gonna look gorgeous when I get through

Sweetums: There's a party here at Muppet Dorms
So we’re gonna paint the town

Bean: If you want to see what colors are,
Follow me around!

Crowd: Dr. Teeth's gettin' married, and it's gonna be
The wedding of the century

Rest of the EM: Our buddy's gettin' married, and you're gonna see
Just how much we can do!

Grover: You've heard of your safari bar mitzvahs,

Kyle: You’ve all been to a luau at sweet sixteen

Swedish Chef: Vell, nune-a ooff zeem cumpere-a tu vhet thees is!

Mr. Turtle: The food has been disgusting, my appendix is busting!

Crazy Harry: *blows up the plate and laughs maniacally*

Kathy, Prarie Dawn, and Rosita: There's a party here at Muppet Dorms,
And it's got a color glow

Link Hogthrob: If that one guy could've come so far,
Maybe I could do it

Bunsen: Sure, there's nothin' to it!

Beaker: Meep!

Marvin Suggs: There's a party here at Muppet Dorms,
But we're not sure that we'll go
For although the bride is la-dee-dah,
The groom is awfully low

Newsie: And now we take you down to the dorms
Where everyone has celebrated all night long

Tony: Without chaos and all its malice,
Everybody's happy

Newsie: What could possibly go wrong?

Animal: WED-DING! WED-DING! Ah-ha-ha!

Whatnot Thieves: There's a party here at Muppet Dorms
And we're gonna rob 'em blind!

Whatnot Thieve Leader: While they're all munching caviar
Create a small disturbance,
I'll sneak up from behind

Lefty: Dere's a party here at Muppet Dorms
An’ da loot is pourin' in!
I like dis weddin’ stuff so far!
Maybe if I'm pleasant,
I'll get ta keep a present! Riiiiiiiiiiight!

Clifford: We've ordered just a few tasteful flowers *truckload of flowers get dumped on him*

Janice: The valet will, like, carefully park for you

Scooter: The bridesmaids have been dressing for hours!

Gonzo: *to chickens (including Camilla)* Girls, you look just lovely, and so grown-up too

Rowlf: There's a party here at Muppet Dorms
Guests are filling up the room
But there's something missing...yes...ah hah!

Sam: You are all WEIRDOS! Hmph!

Kermit: NO! Where’s the groom! ?

*music ends sudddenly*

Caitlyn: ... where is Dr. Teeth?

Lips: ... Uh... *drag Zoot and Chamberlain along for a search-and-find mission*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: O_o *shrugs* Oh...crap...

Chamberlain: Mwahahahahaha--I knew this would happen. >=)

Meanwhile...

Ailie: *brushing her hair, anxiously*

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: Come on, we gotta find him!

---

Caitlyn: *holding a microphone* *to camera* Are we on? You sure? ... Good day, Muppets and MC'ers! We're here, live, at the wedding for Ailie and Dr. Teeth which is scheduled to begin shortly. *random Muppets are panicing about the groom's absence in the background* Heehee... Anyway, helping me broadcast this event is none other than the Muppet Newsman! Take it away, Newsie!

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *following Lips* Why does this always happen? -_-

Chamberlain: Maybe we can call this whole thing off, then...?

Zoot: No way, man.

Dr. Teeth: *away fidgetting in a corner* I can do this...I can do this... O_o

[The Count]

*Downstairs, after the opening number finished... C'mon Doc, we gonna make 'em all see... You're the champ of dem all! *Helping Dr. Teeth get dressed in his finest wedding tux, loaning him cufflinks and whatnot as I get some help in dressing myself. Let's go over this again...
Bath?
*Both: Check.
Shave?
*Both: Check.
Hair?
*Both: Combed.
Teeth?
*Both: Brushed.
Okays then... Just a spritz of parfume... Your clothes messieur.
*Stepping Out With a Star plays as we both help each other finish dressing.

The doors open up as we emerge gutsied up at the end of the song. C'mon, Aile's waiting for ya.
*Leads him up the elevator to the outer patio where the wedding's taking place.

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: Thanks a lot, Ed. Wish me luck, huh? =) *paces around in the elevator, nervously*

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: Come on, guys, lift me up to the air vent!

---

Caitlyn: .... er... the groom still hasn't shown up yet, so... Um, yeah. I've only reported once before. So, what are your names, laidies and gentlemen? *to self* Hurry back, Lips...

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *about to help him* Wait--he's in the elevator--hold on, Lips.

Dr. Teeth: *almost running into him* Guys, what're you doin' out here? O_O

[The Count]

*Stepping out of the elevator with his walking cane and dark shades on after Dr. Teeth... Luck? Where you're going, you don't need luck!
*Cool futuristic theme plays from the Electic Mayhem, glad to be both gigging and guesting at the event.

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: Looking for youo? O_o

---

Caitlyn: And now, I shall ski over a vat of vanilla pudding and through a ring of fire while tap-dancing to "You Ain't Never Had a Friend Like Me" from Aladdin and reciting dialouge from one of the many Muppet movies. *takes a deep breath* Okay... lemme get ready.

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: O_O *shudders and runs back towards the elevator after Ed says that*

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *grabs Dr. Teeth's arm* Hold it! Remember what we talked about yesterday, Doc.

[The Count]

Yeah Doc... You know you're gonna get a great girl in Ailie. You know she wants you as much as you want her. This'll just make it official. So c'mon... There's no luck involved. Luck is what you make of it, good or bad. And a wedding, when it's between two people or Muppets like you and Ailie who truly love each other, it's nothing but good luck all the way. *Leads Dr. Teeth over to the stand in front of Minister Pew.
Lips, you stay with him as best man. Ima gonna go sit down over there with ma guys and ma Squeekums.

Wonder when Ailie will get here. Wonder who'll walk her down the aisle, Chamberlain? Nah.

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: That lickin' doorknobs is illegal on other planets?

Zoot: ...the other thing. -_-

Dr. Teeth: ...oh, righ'. I know but I-- *interrupted by Ed* Thanks, man. Yer a real friend. *gazes at the audience, scaredly* *to Lips* I'mma faint. X_X

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *to the Doc* Just pretend that they're fans, and this whole thing is a concert. ... Huh?

Caitlyn: *walks by wearing tap shoes* ... Oh! You guys are here! *runs off to get Ailie* *knocks on the bride's door*

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: Okay. Sh-Should I start singin'? O_O

Ailie: *pokes her head out* Hi Cait! =) Come in.

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: No! This is a serious moment!

Caitlyn: Oh, thanks. *comes in, tap shoes click-clanking as she walks* Sorry about the tap shoes. I was about to do some insane stunt to keep the crowd entertained.

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: But ya said it was a concert. O_O

Zoot: Dr. Teeth, we already went over this. No singing and no screaming, Hello Cleveland. Just stand still and look handsome. =P

Dr. Teeth: But ma leg itches... X_X

Ailie: *giggles* I'm sure you did a great job. ^_^ *wearing a purple wedding dress that looks like this: http://www.formaldress4u.co.uk/acatalog/style15_bigthumb.jpg (http://www.formaldress4u.co.uk/acatalog/style15_bigthumb.jpg) and she's unbraiding her dark blonde hair* So, how do I look? =)

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: ... Just focus, man, focus.

Caitlyn: *hypnotized by the dress* Preeeetyyyy puuuuurrpllllee... *snaps out of if* Oh, I didn't get to do the stunt. In fact, I left as soon as the Doc and Lips-- Oh, guess what?

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: Itcheeee...leeeeeg... *trying* X_X

Ailie: What? =)

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: Play a song in your head. I think that usually works when Caitlyn wants to think of other things. And be sure to keep the song inside your head.

Caitlyn: Lips is the best man!

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: Okay. *hums*

Ailie: I knew he would be. =) And you're a bridesmaid too along with Claudia. I wanted to keep it a surprise until now. <3

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: Good. *to Zoot* He's doing better.

Caitlyn: Thank you! *hugs Ailie* I was wondering if I had a part in this thing!

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *nods vaguely, his mind on Caitlyn*

Ailie: *hugs back* Of course! You're one of my best friends, why wouldn't you? =) But you can be the singer too if you want. No offense to Lefty, but you have a much prettier voice. XD

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: Yep. ... now only if he stays this way.

Caitlyn: Aw, thanks! I have a song prepared and ready for the event. ... but, speaking of music... can we talk?

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Mhm.

Ailie: Sure. =) What's on your mind?

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: Hakuna Matata, right?

Caitlyn: Well... it's about last night.

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: O_o Right.

Ailie: *puts her hairbrush down and sits beside her* Tell me about it.

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: "No worries", I mean...

Caitlyn: Well... *sighs* I don't know if I should tell you this since this is your big day. I don't want to worry you or anything. It's just that...

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: Speak fer yerself... O_O

Ailie: Listen, you can tell me anything. I'll understand. =)

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: I'm trying to speak to all of us...

Caitlyn: Okay... *takes a deep breath* I don't know if I'll be able to speak with either LIps or Zoot ever again. *feels tears coming*

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *wrapping her arm around Cait* Why? What happened?

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: ... I don't.. *sighs* It's just that... I don't want anyone to fight because of me...

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: I'm sure they won't... *huggles*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: I don't know... I doubt Zoot has told anyone about last night. I haven't, and... I haven't been able to talk to Lips all day because of it...

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: Everythings going to be all right, don't worry about it. =) *pets*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: ... do you even have any idea about what I'm trying to tell you? Well, do you?

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: Hey, relax. I know you guys kissed, Zoot told me this morning. Just go with whoever feels right for you.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: That's the problem! I don't know who feels right for me. I've never that good on telling my opinion in real life! You want my opinion? They're both nice. I just don't want someone's heart to be broken.

[Erine81981]

*heads back to his room to get Tommie* *motions hands to fallow me* De behoefte van Kathy roomies om u te ontmoeten. (Kathy's roomies want to meet you)

Tommie: In orde. (Alright.)

Over at Kathy's room........

Good. *heads over to Kathy's room* Hello Kathy, Prarie Dawn and Rosita. Glad you could have us over. This is our good friend all the way from "Sesamstraat" Tommie!

Tommie: *comes around the corner* Hallo.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *sniff* Don't yell at the bride. XP Just trust your instincts, that's all I can say.

(P.S. All dorm members come to my wedding please! <3 You're all invited!)

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: I'm sorry! I didn't mean to yell... I'm sorry.

Lips: *whispers to Zoot* Where are Ailie and Caitlyn? The latter disappeared some time ago, and the first one still isn't out yet.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: It's okay. Really. I just--I don't know what else to say except follow with what your heart says. It might not be telling you now but it will soon. You just have to be patient. I mean, look at me. I used to be dating Lefty and then waiting around for Animal. O_O

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: ... *giggles* Dang it! Stop making me laugh! ... but you're right. You're absolutely right. ... you know what's funny? I can give love advice to other people, but I don't have a firm hold on my love issues.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: XD That's the same with me too. *chewing on a strand of her hair* Are you sure I look all right? I didn't want to go with white because that seems a bit cliche. :3

[Katzi428]

*heads back to his room to get Tommie* *motions hands to fallow me* De behoefte van Kathy roomies om u te ontmoeten. (Kathy's roomies want to meet you)

Tommie: In orde. (Alright.)

Over at Kathy's room........

Good. *heads over to Kathy's room* Hello Kathy, Prarie Dawn and Rosita. Glad you could have us over. This is our good friend all the way from "Sesamstraat" Tommie!

Tommie: *comes around the corner* Hallo.
Prairie:Hallo Tommie.Ik Prairie Dawn extending hand to shake Tommie's Goede to meet you. (Um Kyle,can you translate please?)
Rosita:pointing to herself Ik Rosita. shaking Tommie's hand too Nice to meet you. (Kyle..help,please?)
Let's all sit down. The girls and I made some brownies. Plus we have some milk. motioning toward the chair,the brownies and the milk so Tommie understands.
Gaffer comes inPrrtt?looks wide eyed at Tommie
Gaffer...it's OK! Tommie...this is Gaffer. She's a nice cat. mumbling under breath Kyle,translate please and dank u?

[Erine81981]

*sticks head out of the doorway* You know we'll come.

Grover the Door Greeter: Hello everybodieeee! I Grover will take you to your seats. Just stop by here at this wonderful door way.

Grover? Your the door greeter?

Grover: (whispers) She asked me too. She is a cute girl.

(whispers) She is isn't she. I'll be right back. Sorry Kathy but with this wedding going on we'll meet on the backporch. See you girls later. Vorder Tommie! (Come on)

Tommie: Ok.

As me and Tommie head back to our room we see Oscar with Slimey. They both have on their tuxes but with Oscar his is a little tarted and worn.

It's weird to see you in a tux.

Oscar: I had this thing ever since Maria and Luis got married.

Oh yea. Forgot. But it's weird you would come to another.

Oscar: Yeah but way not. I'm having my junk band play at the party at the end of the wedding.

For real? She's letting you play your junk band at her party?

Oscar: That's what she told me.

Slimey: Yeah! *does a little dance on Oscar's hand*

[AnimatedC9000]

Ailie: XD That's the same with me too. *chewing on a strand of her hair* Are you sure I look all right? I didn't want to go with white because that seems a bit cliche. :3

Caitlyn: You look fine, Ailie. I know Dr. Teeth picked the right girl to marry.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *hugs* Thanks a lot, Cait. You're a good friend. =) And I hope whichever one you choose makes you happy.

Dr. Teeth: *biting his fingers, nervously* C'mon, man...get psyched...

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *hugs back* You're welcome. And thanks for listening. Now, let's get you to that wedding.

Lips: *to Zoot* Where are they?

[Erine81981]

Prairie: Hallo Tommie.Ik Prairie Dawn extending hand to shake Tommie's Goede to meet you. (Um Kyle,can you translate please?)
Rosita:pointing to herself Ik Rosita. shaking Tommie's hand too Nice to meet you. (Kyle..help,please?)
Let's all sit down. The girls and I made some brownies. Plus we have some milk. motioning toward the chair,the brownies and the milk so Tommie understands.
Gaffer comes inPrrtt?looks wide eyed at Tommie
Gaffer...it's OK! Tommie...this is Gaffer. She's a nice cat. mumbling under breath Kyle,translate please and dank u?
Oh sorry Prairie. *translate to Tommie* Goed om u te ontmoeten.

Tommie: *shakes Prairie's hand* Goed om u te ontmoeten u ook.

He said good to meet you too. *points to Rosita* Zelfde met haar ook.

Tommie: *shakes Rosita's hand too* U ook.

Oh Dat is Gaffer. Hun huisdier kat. (That's Gaffer. Their pet cat.)

Tommie: *leans down and pats Gaffer's head* Goede pot.

(whispers to Kathy, Rostia and Prairie* They also have a cat on their street but only in stories. His name is Dikkie Dik but in our langue it would be Dikkie thick. Don't know what it means but maybe a fat cat.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: Don't mention it, hon. =) *applies a little lipstick before fixing her veil*

Chamberlain: *appearing behind the door, grinning sadistically* Here comes the bride...and there she goes. *picks up Ailie and carries her off*

Ailie: *screams*

ooc: Suspense! ;)

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Chamberlain! *follows them* Come back here!

Lips: *ears pick up the scream* Hmm?

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: *shoving Cait off* Back off or Rainbow Sunshine gets it! *carries Ailie into the elevator and the doors close immediately*

Zoot: *waking up* What the heck was that? ! O_O

Dr. Teeth: O_O

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: That sounded like one of the girls! They must be in trouble!

Caitlyn: Hey! *pounds on the elevator door* OPEN UP! YA HEAR ME! ?

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: *laughing maniacally as the elevator lifts*

Dr. Teeth: Oh, no... O_O C'mon! *takes Zoot and Lips out to find them*

[Erine81981]

Tommie: *over hears the hallway conversaion* Iemand is in probleem.(Someone is in trouble)

*looks at Tommie* Problem?

Tommie: *nods yes*

Then come on! *motions to fallow*

Tommie: Dit kijkt als een baan voor ridder Tommie! *runs off* (This looks like a job for knight Tommie!)

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: Please let Caitlyn be all right! Please let Caitlyn be all right!

Caitlyn: ... *stops beating elevator* Ow? ... c'mon, why don't I have superpowers? If I had telekinesis, I could probably stop the elevator!

[WhiteRabbit]

Inside the elevator...

Ailie: ;_; *hiding her face in her hands* I can't believe you...

Chamberlain: Don't cry, Ailie. I have you for my own, now. This is a happy occasion. *smirks*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *closes her eyes and tries to focus on stopping elevator... while "How Can You Believe Me When I Said I Loved You" (TMS version) is playing inside her mind* With any luck, I could probably change the elevator music!

Lips: I think it was this way! *points to the hallway to the elevators*

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: *laughing* That's not gonna do any good! She's all mine now!

ooc: Nobody save me right now. =P Please.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: ... WHY ARE YOU MOCKING ME?

Lips: That sounded like Caitlyn!

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: Totally! C'mon!

Zoot: *reaches her first* Cait! Thank gawd you're all right. What's going on?

Dr. Teeth: Where's Ailie? O_O

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Doc, Chamberlain's kidnapped Ailie and taken her in the elevator! I don't know where they're going!

Lips: O_O Bride's been kidnapped on her wedding day! ?

[Erine81981]

*sees Caitlyn and Lips* Hey there. Are ya'll in trouble?

[The Count]

*Amused, much like Magneto... Continues to watch where this will lead to next.
:scary:!

[Erine81981]

Hey Ed. Glad your amused by us. Enjoy. *talking back at Caitlyn and Lips* So do you need any help?

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Oh, my gosh! This is horrible! O_O

Dr. Teeth: Why, that little-- *punches the elevator door as hard as he can* Chamberlain, as soon as I get this open--yer DEAD! D'ya hear me? ! DEAD!

Chamberlain: Mmm, tough luck, pal! 'Cause I jammed all the buttons together. She's stuck in here with me forever! >=)

Ailie: ;_; *weeps*

Dr. Teeth: *hearing her with a heartbroken expression and stops punching* Oh, Ailie...

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: We're fine, Kyle. ... the bride's just been kidnapped, that's all!

Caitlyn: *hand to head* Hmm...

[The Count]

*Going back to our room to snuggle with Ricci in her form-fitting clearview plastic Popperware container. Mmm, night all. Whoever wants to can do the sponsors, Chamberlain even if he wants.
Mmm, zzz... :sleep:

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: *kicks back and rests with his arms behind his head* Muppet dorms is sponsored by the number 28914692 which is my I.Q. and the letter G for Genius...which is also me.

Ailie: *whispering* I can't open this...somebody help...

Dr. Teeth: *on the other side, whispering back to her* I'll getcha outta here, soon, Ailie. We all will.

Ailie: I know. *crying* I love you.

Dr. Teeth: I love you too, baby.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: We need to get some equipment from Bunsen, Beaker, and the rest of them. Kyle, you and... whoever he is can help out if you want to. Meanwhile, Zoot and Lips will stall the audience for as long as possible. Sound like a plan, Doc?

Lips: Great ide-- wait, what? Stall?

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: *Ailie's crying echoing in his head* Whateva gets me my darlin' bride back. =( *follows Cait to the lab*

Ailie: *singing Angel Baby through her tears*

Zoot: Stalling is my specialty, Cait. I'm all for it. =) *runs off to get his sax, a couple of fireworks, and blueberry pies*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: You go get the equipment. I have to go to my room for a few things.

Lips: *already has trumpet* Hey, wait for me! *follows Zoot*

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: A'ight. To the lab! *runs into a wall* The lab's this way... X_X *staggers off*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *runs to her room and gets her costume cart* Now, where'd I put it?

Lips: *gathering random items* What else do we need, Zoot?

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Hm... *rummaging through their storage closet* Dry ice!

[Beakerfan]

Alex, Sweetums, and Animal wander out to see what all the hubbub is all about.

Alex: Hey guys! What's up? Need some help?

Sweetums: Looks like you could you a strong hand or two!

Animal: *lifts Sweetums with one hand*

Alex: Showoff....

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: Yeah. Ailie's stuck in the elevator with Chamberlain...he kidnapped her. ;_;

Ailie: *rocking back and forth* *claustrophobic* X_X

Chamberlain: Bwahahahaha... *bangs his head into the ceiling* Ow.

[Beakerfan]

Sweetums: I always knew that Chamberlain was a creep!

Animal: *doing one-handed push-ups*

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: Can ya lend me yer assistance, Sweetums? The buttons are all jammed, maybe ya could rip apart the door or something...? O_O

Chamberlain: *stops laughing* NO! Not him!

Zoot: *runs back to them, tripping over his dress* Animal, wanna help me and Lips stall the audience?

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: Not now! Sweetums is givin' me a piggy back ride! *On Sweetums* XD

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *pushes Claudia off Sweetums* My turn. =P

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: *Crashes to the floor* XD Not only did I fall off the table today...now I
fell off a muppet. x/

[Beakerfan]

Sweetums: *takes Zoot off his back* Oh, gosh Claudia! Are you allright? I hope you didn't get hurt! Sure thing Dr. Teeth! *walks over to the elevator*

Animal: Yeah yeah yeah yeah! *runs over to the audience* WO-MAN! WO-MAN! WO-MAN! *begins chasing all the women*

Alex: *headsmack*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *cries* -_- I hate you.

Dr. Teeth: Far out, Sweetums. Thanks. =)

[Beakerfan]

Sweetums: *grabs onto the doors and pulls them apart a tiny bit* Hang on! *pants and grabs the doors again* GRRRRRRRRRRR..... *pulls the doors all the way apart*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Wow, man. O_O

Ailie: *rushes out of the elevator, fixing her bride's dress* EEEEE! Thank you so much, Sweetums! <333 *huggles and licks*

Chamberlain: Heh heh... *gawks at the others in fear* Ummmm...hi?

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: Twinkle...twinkle little bat...*Crawls onto Sweetums back* NYAH, ZOOT!

[Beakerfan]

Sweetums: *hugs Ailie* Are you okay? *takes Claudia off his back* Just a second cutie..... *pretends to push up his "sleeves"* Allright Chamberlain! *makes a fist* Say hello to my little friend! *punches Chamberlain square in the beak*

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *snuggles Claudia*

Chamberlain: ACK! *whimpers, clutching onto his beak*

Dr. Teeth: That's ma homeboy, Sweetums! *cracking his knuckles* I'mma wring yer scrawny little neck, turkey! >_>

Chamberlain: *screams and runs down the hall*

[Beakerfan]

Alex: Ummm.... I'd better go catch Animal before he chases all the guests away.... *runs after him, shouting* ANIMAL! NO! GET BACK HERE! DOWN BOY!

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *runs in* What'd I miss?

Lips: Where were you?

Caitlyn: Was gonna get something, but then I fell asleep...

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *to Cait* Sweetums busted the door open and he and Dr. Teeth are beatin' Chamberlame's--

Ailie: O_o

Zoot: Rear end.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Oh. So I guess my whole plan wasn't nessecary...

[Beakerfan]

Sweetums: *puts Claudia on his back and chases after Chamberlain* You're gonna get the biggest pounding this world has ever seen! No one ruins my friends wedding day!

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: I guess not but it was nice of you to try to help. *kisses her on the cheek*

Dr. Teeth: Yeah, yer gonna wish ya've nevah been born! *tackles Chamberlain to the ground*

Chamberlain: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! X_X

[Beakerfan]

Sweetums: *sits on the vulture*

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: Can't...breathe... X_X *hacks*

[Beakerfan]

Sweetums: *sits on him harder and punches his beak*

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: *crawls under Sweetums and starts strangling Chamberlain*

Chamberlain: ACK! Pleeease... *chokes* No more! I sorry! X_X

[Beakerfan]

Floyd: *watching the fight* Hey, uh, I don't mean to be a drag or nuthin, don't you have a wedding to go to man?

Sweetums: *holding Chamberlain by the throat, pauses*

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: Oh, yeah! Man, this has been too outtasight... X_X *hurries back to his place*

Chamberlain: Please...don't kill mehhh... ;_;

Zoot: *freezes as Floyd arrives, his mouth still against Cait's face* O_O

[Beakerfan]

Floyd: Hey! NO ONE cheats on my main squeeze! *punches Zoot*

Janice: *enters* FLOYD! Like, how could you do that to him? Zoot, like what is going on?

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: She's not YOUR--*crashes onto the floor* Floyd, I can't believe you! *staring at his reflection in the elevator door* You ruined my makeup! D'you know how long it took me to put it on? ! Jerkwad! ;_; *shoves Janice out of the way and runs off, crying*

[Beakerfan]

Janice: *is pushed and falls over*

Floyd: *glares as Zoot runs off, then helps Janice up and leads her back to room 24*

Alex: *enters, holding Animal's leash* Wow.... I guess I missed a lot, huh?

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: Yeah... O_O Why don't you lot join the others? Everybody's invited to the wedding and I'd hate for you guys to miss out. =) *snugs* See ya later. I'll be out there soon.

[The Count]

*Waking, arm around ma spookalicious Ricci. No worries Alex, I missed out on a lot meself too. *Puts the girl back into storage fondly.
UD: And what are you going to do with her?
She'll be safe in there for now... *Hopes the Muppetizer machine is warmed up for when my plans take shape. *Evil smile.

Oh, is the wedding still on? Is Claudia around? We need some of her craziness here!

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *returns in a suit and slides into one of the rows of seats*

Chamberlain: *limps back to the ceremony and sits in the back, whimpering quietly to himself*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: This is exactly what I didn't want to happen! ;_; *runs back to dorm 15*

Lips: Caitlyn, wait! *tries to stop her, but decides against it* ... Caitlyn...

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *rushes after Cait and pulls her back to the wedding* Don't...we've wasted enough time already... -_-

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *gets out of Zoot's grip and sits as far away from the rest of the wedding as possible*

Lips: *standing beside Dr. Teeth* *to himself* Caitlyn... what happened?

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: -_- I don't wanna know...

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *glancing off to the side, trying to get her mind on something else*

Muppaphone #61 (a pretty young Muppaphone): *to Dr. Teeth (in a cute little voice)* When's the wedding gonna start?

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: Soon...I hope... O_O And not on judgement day...

[AnimatedC9000]

Muppaphone #61: Ya sure?

Lips: Tommy... *sighs* Just go sit with your parents.

Group of Muppaphones: *helping Ailie get ready*

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: *developing gangrene in the back* CAN WE JUST GET THIS CRAP OVERWITH? !

Dr. Teeth: Look, man, don' make me come ovah there and--

Chamberlain: Well, where's the dang minister? I'm sick of this stalling!

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *suddenly yells out* Let's get this turkey on the road!

Group of Muppaphones (another one): 0_o

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: EVERYBODEH JUST SHUT YA YAPS! O_O

[AnimatedC9000]

Everyone: *stare at Zoot* 0_o

[BeakerSqueedom]

Blind Pew: *Coughing wildly, crawling towards the podium*
*Stands up, adjusting his robes*

Zwe are gazered here tuday tu...eh...*Reading a poorly written script from one of his crewmates* wash ze grand mold from ze bathrooms zhat haunt our minds to make way for ze new zhat will sparkle like ze ocean on which zome pee in....

Zis iz a most important day, if not, an odd day to unite a muppet and a human in holy matrimonyz--the first one ever in the history of fictional rping. Eh, zit I even zay zhat right? Anyway, to clean ze decks, zyou must first grab ze sponge....*Bows head solemnly*

Zyou may slap ze groom! X3

Claudia: ....I can't beleive this....

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: O_o You've got to be kidding me...

Lips: ... *backs away slowly*

Marvin: o_O Who is this guy?

Muppaphones: What! ?

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: My--my wife isn't even in here yet! What kinda lousy minister are ya? Get off the stand! *whacks him*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: I can do better than that... *goes to get a preacher costume from the costume cart*

Lips: -_-; What a wedding. And it hasn't even officially started yet.

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: No, I got a bettah idea! MR. TURTLEEEE!

[Winslow Leach]

Tony, in his sharp tux, neatly-combed hair and smelling faintly of Ax, enters the church, along with Newsie, in a three-piece suit; he holds Mr. Turtle, clad as a minister.

Tony (unaware that the wedding has begun, speaks in a normal voice to Newsie) I drove as fast as I could! Plus we would have been here a lot earlier if you didn't force me to stop for donuts, lardie!

Newsie (wiping powdered sugar from his lips) I was hungry!

Tony: You had all day to eat, Chuckles! As soon as we got in the car, you started whining "I'm hungry...I'm hungry...I'm not gonna survive the rest of the day, I'm so hungry!"

Tony suddenly realizes the entire congregation is looking at him.

Tony: Er...hi! I'm uh...the best man...I'm supposed to be here...

Mr. Turtle (spies Blind Pew) Why that cretinous mongoose! This is MY gig!

Mr. Turtle leaps from Newsie, and scurries as fast as he can to Blind Pew.

Mr. Turtle: No one upstages me, Long John! Get off! NOW!

(Mr. Turtle takes a wooden spoon from his shell, and begins whacking pew)

Mr. Turtle: My show, my show! Mine, mine, mine!

Newsie (turns to Tony) By the way, where's Lefty?

Tony: He's rehearsing down at the hall for the after wedding fesivities. He says it's bad luck for the bride to see the wedding singer before the wedding. O_O

Meanwhile, the fight between pirate and turtle continues; both are now on the floor, rolling around. Mr. Turtle's mouth is clamped onto Pew's nose.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *comes back in and sees the chaos* And I've only been gone a few minutes. -_-; Newsie, wanna deliver the play-by-play of the fight with me? It's the only thing I can think of the occupy people.

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *winding his hair around his finger impatiently, can't sleep amidst the chaos*

Dr. Teeth: *pulls Mr. Turtle off Blind Pew* I knew ya'd make it, homeboy! <33 Yer the best! *strangle-hug*

[Winslow Leach]

Zoot: *winding his hair around his finger impatiently, can't sleep amidst the chaos*

Dr. Teeth: *pulls Mr. Turtle off Blind Pew* I knew ya'd make it, homeboy! <33 Yer the best! *strangle-hug*

Mr. Turtle: Gaaaaaah! Lemme go! I'm gonna send that faux-French Fibbermagee back down to Davy Jones's locker!

(Mr. Turtle leaps from Dr. Teeth and begins fighting Pew again)

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: O_O ... *to no one in particular* What do think of this?

Caitlyn: By the way, Newsie, you were supposed to be co-hosting the events with me! Where were you guys?

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: Mr. Turtle... *pulls him off* Ya does not want to tick me off right now. O_o Or I'mma go San Andreas on ya. Now can we just get this started?

[Winslow Leach]

Caitlyn: *comes back in and sees the chaos* And I've only been gone a few minutes. -_-; Newsie, wanna deliver the play-by-play of the fight with me? It's the only thing I can think of the occupy people.

Newsie: Sure thing!

(Newsie takes two cordless mics from his coat and hands one to Cait; he immediately slips into "serious" reporter mode)

Newsie: Well, folks, this is the big one! Man--or something resembling a man--versus turtle, in a battle to become the official overseer of Ailie and Dr. Teeth's wedding. The winner will bring the two lovebirds together in wedded bliss. The loser will probably end up minus a few teeth, a broken nose, and his pride scarred.

Oh! Nice swing by Pew, nice duck by the turtle! You know, Cait, I've been rooming with Mr. Turtle, and I've never seen him so fast before! It looks like he really wants this!

[Winslow Leach]

Dr. Teeth: Mr. Turtle... *pulls him off* Ya does not want to tick me off right now. O_o Or I'mma go San Andreas on ya. Now can we just get this started?

Mr. Turtle bites Dr. Teeth and jumps back onto Pew.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: I'll have to take your word for it, buddy. This is starting to get serious... and Dr. Teeth is right about his comment. We don't wanna see him angry. Trust me, I was there a few hours ago.

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: *swears under his breath* MR. TURTLE! *slams his shell into floor* CUT-THE--

Zoot: Hey, man...there are children here. O_O

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: And my point's been proven. So, Newsie, what do you think of all the events that happened so far?

[The Count]

*Ominous rumbling. Mmm, dunno about the rest of youz guys but I'm :hungry:
Call me when the food's being served. *In deeper tone: And if I should be needed to step in.

[Winslow Leach]

Caitlyn: And my point's been proven. So, Newsie, what do you think of all the events that happened so far?

Newsie: I think I had the most amazing donut on the way here! It was sugary on the outside, with blueberry filling on the inside! Very yummy, indeed!

Oh, you mean the...yeah...well, I can certainly say this has been a rather interesting wedding...and the durned thing hasn't even started yet!

Uh-oh! Looks like...looks like Mr. Turtle has Pew clamped in his mouth, and...and he...he's spinning him around and around! Whoa! He just let go! Blind Pew is sailing through the air, and it looks like...yes...he's going to...

CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSHHHHHH ! ! ! !

Yes! Pew has been thrown into the pipe organ, making Mr. Turtle the victor...as well as the vicar! Heh heh heh, little joke there! Get it? Victor? Vicar? Ahahahahahaha!

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: ... You know, I suddenly have the urge to sing "Lullaby of Broadway". How 'bout you?

[BeakerSqueedom]

Blind Pew: *Approaches the turtle dangerously*
Zyou do realize zhat zyou are talking to ze Pew?
*Brandishing his sword*
*Points it to Teeth's throat* Zay zhat again...or I'll make turtle zoup out of your pet, zyou
sniveling musician!

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *screaming* Will you all just stop it already and let them get on with it? ! !

Chamberlain: *snickers*

[Erine81981]

Hey Claudia! *hugs her* Glad to see you. Is Bunsan and Beaker around? I need them to invent me a voice aticaved translater for Tommie so when he talks it'll translate without me having too. Oh and if you do still need some help or too me and Me, Herry and Tommie can give a hand.

Herry: Always on the go with anyone who need help. *high fives Sweetums and Animal*

Tommie: Ridder Tommie bij uw dienst.

He said Knight Tommie at your service.

[The Count]

*Bats hold up scorecards rating Pew's crash into the organ, ranging from 9.2 all the way to 9.9.
UD: My precious! Noooo!
*Rushes to tend to the organ.

Clauds, could I talk to you bout something? PM please?
:insatiable:

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bunsen: The Miss went to Ailie's sudden wedding...mmm...however, I can be of some assistance to you, my dear. I should have something of the sort stuffed in what Claudia lovingly calls it "scraps". It works, but has its troubles here and there. It may give you a wrong meaning of a word--occasional, I assure you. It comes about rarely. *Takes out a circular device* Just pin this on young Tommie's shirt and voila!

Beaker: *Pins it onto his shirt* *Nods approvingly*

Pew: Zhat's zit...I quit.
*Regally leaves the wedding*

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *hearing the music, immediately trips over her dress* X_X EEP! *straightens herself up and starts walking down the aisle*

[Winslow Leach]

The organ now cleared of Pew-ness, Mr. Turtles trudges towards it and climbs onto the bench. He picks up the pre-set music and puts on his thick, black-rimmed coke-bottle glasses.

Mr. Turtle: Our first selection this afternoon shall be...In the Garden of Eden, by I. Ron Butterfly. Funny, I've never heard of that chap. Oh well. It's been years since I've attended a wedding...

Mr. Turtle obliviously and very seriously plays a mean version of "Ina-Gadda-Da-Vita" by Iron Butterfly.

Twenty minutes later, the song ends, and the wedding proper finally begins.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Finally, things are getting unde-- *chokes on something* O_O

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *waving at people in the aisle and runs into a bench* X_X *too vague to know where she's going*

Dr. Teeth: *facepalm*

[Winslow Leach]

Mr. Turtle stands in the center of the altar, and waits for the clumsy Ailie and embarrassed Dr. Teeth to approach; Tony stands next to Dr. Teeth.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *after a quick drink of water, goes to help Ailie* The altar's this way...

Lips: *also standing next to Dr. Teeth*

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *reaches them and tries to stand still and keep a straight face* *whispers* What's up, homeboys? O_O

[Winslow Leach]

Newsie, in the back row, suddenly stands and waves.

Newsie: Hi, Tommy! Hey, I can see you from back here! Yoo-hoo! Tommy! Hey, can you get me a better seat? Hey! Tommy!

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *moves to stand on the other side of Ailie* *sees (and hears) Newsie, tries not to laugh*

Lips: *whispers to Tony* Don't look now, but...

[Erine81981]

Ridder Tommie: *looks as the pin falls to the ground*

Yea kind hard to know but Tommie has on his knight armor on. *picks up the pin* Thanks Bunsan and you too Beaker. (whispers to Beaker) Just be glad this hasn't blown up or swallowed you whole. Thanks again. Vorder Tommie and Herry. (Come on Tommie.)

Ridder Tommie: O.k.

Herry: Alright.

Thanks again Claudia for finding Bunsan and Beaker for me. And thanks again Bunsan and Beaker. *treds off into sun blazing though the window*

[Winslow Leach]

Mr. Turtle (as if performing Lear)

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today on this wonderful afternoon to join this woman and this...man...who could have had the decency to shave and perhaps cut his hair before arriving here on this very special day...in holy matrimony.

Marriage...is like a cookie. You take one bite, and it is delicious. You take another and another. Finally, when there's just a teeny-tiny piece left, you can't stomach it, and toss it away.

Do you...er..."Dr. Teeth" take Ailie, no last name given, as your husband--er--wife?

Dr. Teeth: Ya bet yer *** I do, Cecil!

Mr. Turtle: And do you, Ailie, no last name given, take this..."man" to be your husband? No rush, dear. Take your time.

Newsie (from the back row) Take what's in the box! The box! The box!

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *to Newsie* What box? Is it a treasure box?

Marvin: ... *quietly* Let this be over...

[Erine81981]

Tommie: *turns around* Spreekt hij aan me? (Is he talking to me?)

That really works. Awsome. Glad to see it's working and not blwoing up. I don't know if he is talking to you. (Ik weet niet of spreekt hij aan u)

Tommie: *yells to Newsie* U die spreken aan me? (You talking to me?)

Herry: (whispers to me) What would that guy want with Tommie?

Don't know?

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *elbowing Newsie* SHUT. UP.

Chamberlain: I object!

Ailie: *throws a brick at Chamberlain* I do! O_O Wha--? What box?

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Overruled, Turkey Brain! But seriously, what box?

[The Count]

*To Kyle: No, that's just a comical nickname for Tony "Slug" Winslow Leach. Cause his name's rully Tony... So we call him Tommy for laughs.

*At the wedding couple: Ailie! Take what's behind the curtain!

[Winslow Leach]

Newsie: O_O

The...box...you know...like on those game shows, where the host asks if you want the prize that's currently in front of you...or whatever's inside the mysterious box? (beat) Don't you people watch TV?

An usher walks up to Newsie, and begins to drag him out.

Usher: Sir, please come with me...
Newsie: What? I didn't do anything!

Usher: I know, but you're disrupting the ceremony.

Newsie: I object!

Usher: Sir, you're making this harder on yourself! Now come along quietly...

Newsie: But...I was invited!

Usher: Dance your cares away...worries for another day...at the after-wedding ceremony. Right now we would appreciate it if you left!

Protesting Newsie is led out of the church, the door slamming in his face. He mashes his face against the glass and peers in.

An elderly woman, emerging from the restroom, turns and looks at the grotesque visage; she screams bloody murder.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *looks up* Cue musical number? Did that mean cue the musical number? O_O

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: O_O Ummmm...what?

Zoot: *stands up* All right, Dr. Teeth takes her to be his boo and Ailie takes him to be her daddy! OY VEY! Can they just exchange the rings already?

Both: *scared of Zoot, obeys him*

Zoot: I now pronounce you nuptialized freaks of nature! Seal, kiss the bride!

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Zoot, this is supposed to be a serious moment! *throws an empty water bottle at him*

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: *ignores Cait and grabs Ailie and latches his mouth onto her's*

Ailie: <33333

[The Count]

Yaey! *Penguins are suddenly tossed into the air. Much rejoicing is heard throughout the dorms. Par-tay! Par-tay! Boogie on down to the reception party! Get down, get down, get down.
:batty: That's 3 get downs! Ah-cha-cha-cha!

[Winslow Leach]

Mr. Turtle (to Zoot) I beg your pardon, miss! Stop stealing my lines! A-hem! I now pronounce you nuptialized freaks of nature! Seal, kiss the bride!

There. I hope you, er...well, let's just say I hope, and leave it at that. Now I must retire and watch Masterpiece Theatre. Tonight is the exciting middle portion of Dickens's Bleak House.

Mr. Turtle scurries away.

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Hmmph! *shakes his head and starts cheering for his homepeople*

Ailie: I luffles you, Seal. <3

Dr. Teeth: And I luffles ya too, Heidi. <3 Let's go kick it! *kicks Chamberlain* Now, let's go party! ;D *takes her into the EM bus and drives off to the reception*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *puts Marvin, Lips, and Zoot in the backseat of the red Beetle* *gets in the driver's seat, turns the key to start the car, and begins to drive* WAIT! Where is the reception! ? *stops the car* *causes a major traffic jam to all cars behind her*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Just follow the bus, sweetie.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: O-Kay! *follows the bus* Wow, I'm actually doing good!

Lips: *to Zoot* "Sweetie"? Is there something I don't know about? I mean, first you kiss her, and now you're calling her "sweetie"?

[Winslow Leach]

At the reception hall, Lefty is hastily preparing his equipment. He is backed by two of his cronies, one on bass and one on drums. The name of the group, painted on the bass drum, is "Lefty and Da Crum Bums."

Lefty looks appallingly ridiculous. He wears a black t-shirt with a drawing of a ruffled tuxedo on the front, bright (and obviously fake) gold jacket, and gold trousers. The effect is rather unsettling, especially under the hot lights.

On his head, Lefty wears an obvious, cheap-looking black toupee that looks more like a large, dead rat. It doesn't fool anyone. He wears huge tinted shades, and several plastic, gold-colored medallions on chains around his neck.

Lefty approaches the mic, and is immediately electrocuted. He flies backward, into the drumset.

Lefty: Fee-Fie-Foe-Ferry-Mary! What da...? Who forgot ta ground da mic?

The other two look at each other in confusion.

Lefty: Must I do everytin'? Ya crum bums...

Lefty hastily safety-proofs the mic, as the guests begin to arrive.

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Don't start.

The bus pulls up the hall and the bride and groom enter.

Ailie: *giggles at Lefty* This ought to be interesting...

Dr. Teeth: Mhm.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Please don't. *parks the car, going a little off of the curb* ... all right, people, get out! *gets out of the car*

Lips: *exits from one side of the car*

Marvin: *follows Lips out*

[Winslow Leach]

Lefty (into mic, electric guitar slung over his shoulder) It looks like da bride an' groom just entered, so let's get da show on da road!

Hello, ladies and germs, I'm Lefty, and dese are da Crum Bums! Toby Two-Fingers on bass, and "Sticks" Sanchez on drums. We call him sticks on accounta he collects sticks from his yard and...does stuff wit dem, I dunno, I never bothered ta ask...anyway, we'll be yer band fer da evenin', so sit back, relax and enjoy da mellow, romantic sounds of Lefty and Da Crum Bums!

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *walks in* ... you can't be serious!

Lips: *to self* Good thing I have an orchestra on speed dial...

[Winslow Leach]

The band begin the first number...

Lefty (sings)

An' youse may find yerself livin' in a shotgun shack
An' youse may find yerself part of da woild
An' youse may find yerself behind da wheel of a large automobile
An' youse may find yerself in a beautiful house wit a beautiful wife
An' youse may ask yerself...well...how did I get here?

An' youse may ask yerself how do I woik dis?
An' youse may ask yerself where is dat large automobile?
An' youse may tell yerself dis is not my beautiful house!
An' youse may tell yerself dis is not my beautiful wife!

What da...?

An' youse may ask yerself what's dis beautiful house?
An' youse may ask yerself where does dat highway go?
An' youse may ask yerself am I right? Am I wrong?
And youse may ask yerself my gosh! What have I done? !

Tank youse, tank youse! Da sound of one hand applaudin' is music ta our ears, right fellas?

The other two groan.

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *speed dials on cell phone* ... Hello, Nigel? I need a favor... *goes to a quieter place to talk*

Caitlyn: Get off the stage, Lefty.

[Katzi428]

Prairie folding her arms I'm really mad at Lefty.
Why?
Prairie: Because I gave Lefty singing lessons thinking he'd pick a nice wedding song. And what does he do?Makes up a song where he's practically screaming and yelling!:mad: she turns around and her hair hits me in the face
Prairie...waving my hand in front of my face to get Prairie's hair out all right..Lefty was wrong.But you know Lefty by now.He marches to a different drummer. Maybe he had a tough childhood.
Prairie turning to face me : Oh...I don't know.All I know is I spent my good time and effort to help him.I just feel like I've been slapped in the face.
Well at least you didn't charge him too much money. It only cost a nickel.
Prairie:Yeah...right.
You sure you don't mean "riiiigghhtt"?;)
Prairie shakes her head and rolls her eyes :rolleyes:

[Winslow Leach]

Lefty: Okay, fer our next number, we're gonna do one a' da evergreens...da romantic ballad, "Moon River," by da great Henry Mancino!

Voice in Crowd: Mancini!

Lefty: Gesundheit!

The band play a slow, faithful, not-bad version of "Moon River," with Lefty crooning his little heart out.

Lefty: Dis is fer da bride an' groom...

(sings)

Moon river, wider dan a mile,
I'm crossin' youse in style someday...
Oh dream maker, youse heart breaker,
Wherever yer goin', I'm goin yer way!
Two drifters, off ta see da woild,
Dere's such a lotta woild ta see...
We're after da same rainbow's end,
Waitin' 'round da bend,
My huckleberry friend,
Moon river an' meeeee....

Naw, naw, naw...wait, wait, wait...stop! Dat was way too slow an' corny! Let's pump it up!

Sticks (flatly, as if he were a musician in a rock biopic) But Lefty! I don't think this crowd's ready for that kind of music!

Lefty: Shaddap, Sticks, er youse kin go back...pickin' up sticks! Riiiiiiiight!

Lefty takes off his jacket, spins it around his head, and throws it into the crowd. Nobody picks it up.

Lefty: Okay, folks...we're gonna do dis number again...a bit...faster! One, two, tree, four...

WHAM!

Lefty and the Crum Bums break out into an extremely loud, frenetic punk version of "Moon River." Lefty shouts the lyrics into the mic, the band playing furiously (and very loudly) behind him; the song is now virtually unrecognizable. Lefty bounces around the stage.

Lefty (sings...or rather SHOUTS)

MOON! RIVER! WIDER DAN A MILE!
I'M CROSSIN' YOUSE IN STYLE SOMEDAY, YEAH!
DREAM! MAKER! YOU HEART! BREAKER!
WHEREVER YER GOIN'! I'M GOIN' YER WAY - LOOK OUT!
TWO DRIFTERS--GET A JOB--OFF TA SEE DA WOILD!
DERE'S SUCH A LOT OF WOILD TA SEE-EEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!
WE'RE! AFTER! DA SAME RAINBOW'S END -- NOT IF I GET DERE FOIST WE AIN'T!
WAITIN' ROUND DA BEND -- IS DAT WHERE IT IS?
MY HUCKLEBERRY FRIEND! MOON. RIVER. AND MEEEE!
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAOW!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ! ! ! ! ! !

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *covers ear, shouts into the phone* AND HURRY!

Caitlyn: *unplugs the amps and microphone*

[Winslow Leach]

Prairie folding her arms I'm really mad at Lefty.
Why?
Prairie: Because I gave Lefty singing lessons thinking he'd pick a nice wedding song. And what does he do?Makes up a song where he's practically screaming and yelling!

From the stage, Lefty overhears the conversation.

Lefty: Naw, naw...yer lessons paid off, Sailor Moon! Er...Prairie Meadow...I didn't make up dat song either...dat was by da Talkin' Heads! I figured da guy wit da teeth would appreciate a song from da pen of da mighty David Byrne! Riiiiiiiiiight!

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: *spits out his drink* WHAT WAS THA--? ! *in hysterics*

Ailie: *dumbfounded* Well, Lefty, that was--that was very...I...er...

Zoot: *sneaks up behind Cait and wraps his arms around her waist* <3

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *startled* *whispers* Zoot! Stop that! I already have enough on my mind as it is!

[Winslow Leach]

Lefty: 'Ey! Who toined off da juice? Sticks!

(Sticks plugs the amps and mic back in)

Wisenheimers. Anyway, dis next song is from da one an' only...David Bowie!

(sings)

Didn't know what time it was, da lights were low
I leaned back on my radio
Some cat was layin' down some rock and roll, lotta soul, he said
Den da loud sound did seem ta fade
Came back like a slow voice on a wave of phase
Dat wasn't no D.J. dat was hazy cosmic jive!

Dere's a starman waitin' in da sky
He'd like ta come an' meet us
But he tinks he'd blow our minds
Dere's a starman waitin' in da sky
He told us not ta blow it
'Cause he knows it's all woithwhile!
He told me:
Let da children lose it
Let da children use it
Let all da children boogie!

I had ta phone someone so I picked up on you
Hey dat's far out so you hoid him too!
Switch on da TV we may pick him up on channel two
Look out yer window I can see his light
If we can sparkle he may land tonight
Don't tell yer poppa or he'll get us locked up in fright!

Dere's a starman waitin' in da sky
He'd like ta come an' meet us
But he tinks he'd blow our minds
Dere's a starman waitin' in da sky
He told us not ta blow it
'Cause he knows it's all woithwhile!
He told me:
Let da children lose it
Let da childten use it
Let all da children boogie!

La la la la, La la la la, La la la la, La la la la...

Starrrrrmaaaaaaaaaaaan!

OO-WEE-OO!

[Beakerfan]

Alex: *rushes into the reception, wearing a glittering pink dress, her hair done up in curls with flowers in it* I'm heeere! I'm here everybodeeeeeeeee! *panting*

Floyd: Hey man, chill out! It's all good! Go take a seat, the festivities are underway!

Animal: *takes her arm and leads her to a table, then sits next to her*

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: Finally, an awesome song! I love David Bowie! *waves to Alex and the others* <333

Zoot: Why not? You shouldn't be... *kissing up her arm in a Gomezlike way*

[The Count]

*Arriving... Of course he's not serious, he's Lefty, and those are The Crum-Bums. *Rimshot.
*Monster, to groom and bride: Youz want we shoulds have him taken care of?

*Penguin tosses Lefty's golden jacket into the coat room, mothballed on the instant it was shoved into the darkness.
So... Any chance of getting some gingerale at a fancy place like this? I mean, with enough sugar...
*Sits down to enjoy the party for Ailie and Doc.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Seriously, Zoot, I'm in enough trouble with you as it is. I don't want it to get any worse.

[Beakerfan]

Alex: *goes to congratulate the happy couple*

Sweetums: *walks over to Kathy and her girls* Hello ladies! You look lovely this evening!

Animal: *waiting tables*

Bean: *walking around, greeting everyone*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: But don't you like the excitement...the rebellion of breaking away from the same old routine for a change? I'm getting a real thrill from it...or maybe it's the caffiene. So, d'you wanna dance?

Ailie: *hugs Alex* <3

Dr. Teeth: *hugs them both* <3

[Beakerfan]

Alex: *hugs Ailie and Dr. Teeth*

Animal: *brings Ed a Ginger Ale*

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: *trips Animal and snickers*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: I don't know, Zoot. I think I need some... time... to do stuff... *looks around* like go to the punch bowl! *hurries to the punch bowl and hides under the table*

Lips: *still talking on the phone* ... okay, I'll tell you where it is...

[The Count]

*Thanks Animal. *Places glass on the table. *Hugs Animal, gives him a couple silver dollars as a tip.

[WhiteRabbit]

Caitlyn: I don't know, Zoot. I think I need some... time... to do stuff... *looks around* like go to the punch bowl! *hurries to the punch bowl and hides under the table*

Lips: *still talking on the phone* ... okay, I'll tell you where it is...

Zoot: *follows Cait under the table* It's awfully dark under here. *giggles*

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Storyteller: Long week, everyone?
Erin: Too long; I've spent way too much time in front of a computer this week. (rubs back)
Nora: That's nothing; I've had two crates of romance novels fall on my head.
Scooter: (reclining on sofa with ice pack on ankle) Fell off my skateboard on the way back here.
Beige: My allergies are acting up; I think there's some kinda mold growing in my dust rags.
Erin: Call Gonzo; maybe he'll want to do something with them.
Storyteller: Hmm...since everyone's aching, I recommend a long session in the hot tub down in the pool house, and some ice cream afterwards.
Nora: I'm hip to that.
Scooter: Me too...but I'm going to need some help walking.

(some time later, group departs, wearing robes over swimsuits, and carrying towels)

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *facepalm* X_X ... Zoot. Not right now.

Lips: *Still talking on the phone* Yes, they got married. ... what? Don't believe me?

[Winslow Leach]

Lefty: Beethoven...Mozart...Liszt...Brahms...Scott Joplin...Aaron Copeland...Leonard Bernstein...these are some of da giants of da music woild. However...as good as dose fellers were, dey never wrote anytin' quite as brilliant...as dis!

One, two, tree, four!

(sings)

Yo, I'll tell youse what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what youse want, what youse really really want,
I'll tell youse what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what youse want, what youse really really want!

I wanna wanna wanna wanna wanna really
Really really wanna zigazig, ha!

If youse want my future, forget my past,
If youse wanna get wit me, better make it fast
Now don't go wastin' my precious time
Get yer act together, we could be just fine

I'll tell youse what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what youse want, what youse really really want!
I'll tell youse what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what youse want, what youse really really want!

I wanna wanna wanna wanna wanna
Really really wanna zigazig, ha!

[Beakerfan]

Floyd and Janice: *walk over to Ailie and Dr. Teeth and give their band mate big hugs*

Floyd: Congrats man! *to Ailie* As member of the Electric Mayhem, Janice and I wanna welcome you! Be prepared for the most wild, far out, and hippest ride of your life!

Janice: Like, it's soooo romantic that you two tied the knot! Floyd and I could never do that, but I think that, like, it'll be rully wonderful!

Animal: *gratefully takes the tips from Ed* Thank-you! *is tripped by Chamberlain* Sah-ree.... *straightens his tux and continues on*

[Winslow Leach]

Tony takes off his tie and loosens his collar; he sips a cup of ginger ale.

Newsie: Hey Tommy, can you believe the insolence of that usher? Throwing me out of a wedding ceremony? Oh golly, I hope it doesn't make the 10:00 news.

Tony: Nah, don't worry...the 11:00 will probably feature it as its lead story.

Newsie throws his drink at Tony; Tony ducks, and it splashes on a rather large monster wearing an all-white suit. Unfortunately, Newsie was drinking Hawaiian Punch...

Newsie: O_O

Tony: You're on your own, bud!

Tony scrams.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *hugs them back* I can hardly wait. ^_^ Thanks a lot, guys! You really are the best. <3

Chamberlain: Hmmph. *shoves Animal into a table*

Zoot *leans in*

[The Count]

*Count and Deadly wheel in the old trusty rusty wheeled cannon... *Aiming at the bandstand with that lousy lounge singer... Fire in the hole!
*Booming echoes of the cannon shot are heard, charring it's target.

Later... Sorry Tommy, it had to be done.
Me: Understood.
*Hears Feist might be performing the new song recorded for Sesame.

Feist huh? I remember when she opened for Badfeinger.

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: *Playing with a ball up in her room*
Bunsen: *Continues doing the usual*
Beaker: *Eating chips, watching t.v.*
Composta: *Snuggling with her hubby*
Blind Pew: *Eating soup*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *scoots (and leans) back* *"I lost my contacts" is repeating in her head*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *drapes his arms over her shoulders and kisses her*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *closes eyes, "I lost my contacts" still repeating in her head*

Lips: Thanks, Nigel. Bye. *hangs up* *looks around* Hey, wait a sec, where'd Caitlyn go?

[Beakerfan]

Large Monster in White Suit: HEY! WHO DID THAT! Oh, it's you Tony! Do you like my suit? Eh, don't mind the punch. Alex will get it out for me!

Bean: Hi Tony! Sweetums, have you seen Alex?

Sweetums: She was talkin to Ailie last I saw her..... seriously Tony, don't worry about the suit!

Animal: *is shoved* Ouch..... *accidentally spills on Chamberlain*

[The Count]

:batty: Shouldn't you...
Me: Nope, swore to stay out of it. They got themselves into this, let 'em get 'emselves out for once. Besides, it's none of my business. *Keeps chatting away or sipping at his glass of ginger-ale, biting on some breadsticks.

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: <3333 *pulls her in closer*

Chamberlain: ACK!

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *gets a little nervous* *thinks "I lost... (sighs) I give up..."*

Lips: *helps Animal up* Hey, Animal, have you seen Caitlyn anywhere tonight?

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *breaking off, gasping for breath* What do you say, doll? Be my partner in crime? <333

[Erine81981]

This is one nice wedding.

Herry: It's alright but it's been done before.

Who?

Herry: My parents. I've seen pictures.

Oh. Hey guys. Hey Bean! *high fives him* Oops, sorry 'bout that.

Waiter Grover: Did someone order the double scoop ice cream deluxe?

Oscar: *over by his band members* Are you guys about ready for our band to play?

Grouch #1: I don't have my comb with wax paper. I lost it.

Oscar: Don't worry. We'll fix that. HEY! Does anyone have an old comb with and a sheet of wax paper?

Over at one of the tables...........

Bruce: When do we get to eat?

Murray: It'll be later Bruce. Just enjoy everything. *waves at Ernie* Hey Ernie!

Lime Green Anything Monster: I know i'm hungry.

Bruce: See?

Murray: *bites his fingers*

Back over at our table...........

I wonder where Tommie is?

Pink Anything Boy: I saw him earlier.

Where?

Pink Anything Boy: Before i got here.

I'll be back Herry. Save my seat.

Herry: Got it. *holds it in the air*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *blushes* ... uh... do I have time to think it over?

[The Count]

*Gets up from the table and goes to hug Ailie and Doc. Congrats you hep cat and kitten. Lookin' fine Ailie. Not bad either yourself Doc. *Slaps his back jovially. Here's to some kind of eternal psychadelic groovitude fer you two.
:sing: *Would insert the Dr. Teeth "big grin" smilie, but I don't know how to type that one.

[Beakerfan]

Animal: *thinks for a minute* Table! Food! *hands him a drink and carries on*

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: ... thanks. *sighs* How can I find her now?

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: Thanks, Ed. We really appreciate it. <3

Dr. Teeth: Yeah, man. Thanks a lot. We hope yer havin' a fun time. =)

Zoot: I'll give you some time. *kisses her on the cheek*

[Beakerfan]

Alex: *notices Herry and the gang* Hey fellas! How are you? Where's Kyle?

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Thanks. *turns the other way* *thinks "What am I gonna do? I can't go with one of them and leave the other one heartbroken. And Lips still doesn't know about the other night, and he's... not that happy with what he's seen Zoot do with me... What to say, what to say?"* I... I need to go to the bathroom! *crawls out from under the table and runs to the women's restroom*

[Beakerfan]

Janice: *in the restroom* Oh, hi Caitlin! Like, having a nice evening?

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Okay, baby. I'll be waiting for you. *takes some food and slips back under the refreshment table*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: You could call it that, Janice. *ducks into a non-occupied stall and locks the door*

[Beakerfan]

Animal: *frustrated, pulls Lips towards the food table and points underneath it* WO-MAN!

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: Woma--Caitlyn? *looks under the table and sees Zoot* ... No, Animal, that's Zoot.

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *poking his out from under the table cloth* You can never have me! O_O I mean...hi?