Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *in common room (still wearing costume), watching Muppet videos on laptop wit hehadphones* *sings along in harmony* Life's goin' nowhere
Somebody help me
*bobs head to the beat* Somebody help me, yeah

Lips: *also in common room (still wearing his costume)* Caitlyn?

Caitlyn: *looks at him* Hm?

Lips: ... Uh... hi?

Caitlyn: Hello.

Lips: How's life?

Caitlyn: Fine *switches video to a "Grease" YouTube video and unplugs headphones* *sings along with Sandy's part* Summer lovin' happened so fast

Lips: *takes off his "glasses"* I was wondering if you... oh, boy...

Caitlyn: Met a boy cute as can be
Summer days driftin' away, to uh-oh those summer nights *winks at Lips*

Lips: *reddens* Let's hope this doesn't become a full-blown musical number...

[The Count]

And why not? *In Kermit voice, yelling: Cue the full-blown musical number! Yaeeeeeey!

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: All right...if you insist... *the lights lower and he jumps into the spotlight with a top hat and a cane* Look at me...here I am...RIGHT WHERE I BELOOOONNNNGGG...

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *in Piggy voice* Not you, Buzzard Beak! Just me and... *ahem* *in normal voice* mon capitane.

Lips: *is nervous* Hoo, boy...

Caitlyn: The one thing for certain is that we're singing a song from the movie "Grease". ... but, we all have to get into period-accurate clothing.

Lips: R-right! The costumes! What about them?

[Winslow Leach]

Lefty is still practicing his "singing," using a hairbrush as a mic.

Lefty

What's new pussycat?
Whoa-oh-whoa-oh-oh,
What's new pussycat?
Whoa-oh-whoa-oh-whoa!

Pussycat, pussycat, I love you,
Yes I do!
You and yer pussycat eyes!
Hit me!

Newsie: If only...

Lefty: What'ja say?

Newsie: Are you going to do only Tom Jones songs?

Lefty: An' why not? Tom is a class act!

Newsie: Yeah, but you should throw in some variety...like the Carpenters, for instance.

Lefty: Da...da...Carpenters?

Newsie: My very favorite group!

(sings solemnly)

We've only just beguuuuuuuuuuun....

Lefty: Okay, okay, I hoid enough, Caruso! Can it!

(sings)

Whoa, tie a yeller ribbon 'round da ole oak tree,
It's been tree long years,
Do youse still want meeeee....

Newsie: O_O I'm very afraid...

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *in her 1950's outfit, complete with ponytail and "glasses" (just in case)* All right, everyone in costume. Stand by for the "Grease" musical number.

Lips: *from inside of dorm* I don't know if I'll be coming out...

Caitlyn: *leans against the door* Sure, you will. Don't worry, I'll be with you through the whole thing.

Lips: Promise?

Caitlyn: Have I ever lied to you before?

Lips: ... Okay, I'll come out. *comes out, wearing a '50s costume similar to the T-Birds outfits* So... how do I look?

Caitlyn: Very cute. ... *takes ponytail out of hair* I'm not even gonna bother with this thing anymore...

[The Count]

*Dressed as the Fonz, sidling by the jukebox, almost guessing each song that plays by the first few note. So, we gonna do this or what. Aaaaaaaaaay!

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Wait for the others! They need to get into costume!

Lips: So, what song are we doing?

Caitlyn: I narrowed it down to "We Go Together" or "Summer Nights". Or, we can all change costumes for a '50s prom and do "Born to Hand Jive". That sound good?

Lips: *nods*

Caitlyn: Great. *hears jukebox* "Tears on My Pillow". *realizes something* We have a jukebox? Cool!

[Winslow Leach]

Lefty: Okay, dis one's fer da kiddies...one, two, tree...

(sings)

I'm da Barbie goil,
In da Barbie woild,
Life in plastic,
It's FANTASTIC, WOO!

Come on Barbie, let's go party, oo-oo!
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oo-oo!

[The Count]

*Servo and Crow, aka Count and Deadly wheel in Gonzo's old rusty trusty wheeled cannon... *Aiming straight at Lefty... Fire in the hole! That's 1, 1 less threat to our national security.

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *dressed like Gwen Stefani* Hey baby, hey baby, hey...girls say--girls say--

Chamberlain: *chases after him with a sword*

Zoot: But Ailie said I looked pretty! ;_; This isn't fair, man! *runs away*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Everyone ready? ... I said "everyone ready"? ... EVERYBODY--

Lips: Caitlyn, calm down! I don't think most of them even know about it yet!

Caitlyn: Then we'll have to tell them.

Lips: All right, give me a sec-- *turns around and something that sounds ike "hi-ho, there" over and over until he turns back around* *in Kermit voice* Everybody stand-by for the big "Grease" musical number! Let's go! Let's go! We need people in their costumes, ready to go! Move it, move it, move it! *waves arms around excitably*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot Stefani: *crashes into Lips* X_X Hide meeeee!

Chamberlain: *waving the sword around* I AIN'T NO HOLLABACK GURL!

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: Uh... uh...

Caitlyn: Come on! *takes both Zoot and Lips to Dorm #15 and locks the door* *unlocks the door and shoves Marvin out* I think we'll be safe in here. *typing a code on her laptop for security purposes*

Marvin: *outside the room* How rude!

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: *slams into the door as it shuts* X_X

Zoot: I broke a nail! ;_; I mean...that was close.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: I know. We coulda been hurt.

Lips: What do we do now?

Caitlyn: ... I dunno. You guys want to listen to Grease? *pulls out her copy of the "Grease" soundtrack (on records)* *takes a record out of its sleeve and puts it on her record player* Okay, here are the songs. Side 1: "Grease", "Summer Nights", "Hopelessly Devotedd to You", "You're the One That I Want", "Sandy". Side 2: "Beauty School Drop-Out", "Look at Me, I'm Sandra Dee", "Greased Lightnin'", "It's Raining on Prom Night", "Alone at a Drive-In Movie", "Blue Moon". Side 3: "Rock n' Roll is Here to Stay", "Those Magic Changes", "Hound Dog", "Born to Hand Jive", "Tears on My Pillow", "Mooning". Side 4: "Freddy, My Love", "Rock 'n Roll Party Queen", "There Are Worse Things I Could Do", "Look at Me, I'm Sandra Dee (Reprise)", "We Go Together", "Love Is a Many Splendor Thing", and "Grease (Reprise)". We could even sing along with the songs, if you guys want to. I'm all for the idea.

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *smiles* Okay, which one d'you want? You're the lady, you should pick first.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Well, actually, I was going to ask you guys if you had a song you'd want to do. ... but if you insist...

Lips: *whispers to Zoot* One reason that I like her: She's sweet, caring, andthinks of others first.

Caitlyn: *going through songs* Let''s see... not enough for "Grease", "Born to Hand Jive", "Greased Lightnin'", "Summer Nights", or "We Go Together" ... hmm... I guess the Muppaphones could be the angels in that number... Hey, guys?

Lips: What?

Caitlyn: Do you think one of you guys could... *sighs* sing "Beauty School Drop-Out" to me?

Lips: *if he was drinking a drink, Zoot's face and hair would probably be wet at this moment* Uh... um... er... uh...

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *makes a face at Lips and whispers back to him* Slow down, cowboy. *to Caitlyn* Lips can do it if he wants.

Ailie: *appears next to them with Dr. Teeth* Can we join? I played Frenchie in 8th grade. =)

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *whispers back* What! ? No, I can't!

Caitlyn: Sure, ya two can! I was wondering where you guys were, anyway. And I was in a production of "Grease", too. I was an extra, wanted the part of Jan so badly... but everyone said that I was a great part in the paly and that I looked "authentic".

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *shoves him* =P Please...you obviously want to...

Ailie: Aw, I love Jan. She's hilarious. XD You can be Sandy and her now. =)

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: I know, but... *sighs* I don't know...

Caitlyn: Cool! I can do the toothpaste commercial! *sings in a voice similar to Jan's (and acts like her as well)* Brush-a, brush-a, brush-a
Get the new Ipana
With the brand new flavor
It's dandy for your teeth
Brush-a, brush-a, brush-a
New Ipana toothpaste
Brush-a, brush-a, brush-a
Knocks out decay germs fast
Fast! Faster!
You sure are right!
I-- *gets hit by a pillow*

Muppaphones: *laughing*

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: XDDD

Zoot: *as "that other chick" aka Marty* Twinkies and wine? Oh, that's real class, Jan. =P

Ailie: ROFL!

Dr. Teeth: *edging away from Zoot*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: It says right here, *holds up a bottle of Dr. Pepper (as a stand-in)* it is a "dessert wine".

Lips: *watching the performance from the window seat* *chuckles*

Muppaphone #6: Y'know, I think Caitlyn's a combination of Jan, Sandy, Belle and Lilo.

Muppaphone #7: I agree.

Muppaphone #3: ... huh?

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *innocently* Sandy, can I pierce your ears? :halo:

Dr. Teeth and Zoot: Dum da dum dum--

Ailie: SHUT UP!

Dr. Teeth and Zoot: DUM!

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *laughs* *her ears are already peirced, but what the hey?* *puts on blonde wig* *in Australian accent* Isn't that awfully dangerous? My father won't like what you're doing and-- *pin is poked on her ear* OW!

Lips: O_O!

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Forget her, I want mine done. XP

Ailie: Okay...but we'd better go into the bathroom. My mum'll kill me if I get blood on the carpet.

Zoot: Wha--?

Ailie: Oh, it only bleeds for a second. Come on. *leads him into another room* See, now just--*Zoot gives highpitched scream* Great... -_-

Zoot: *storms out, clutching the side of his head* I'm going to bed!

Dr. Teeth: Touchy... =P

Zoot: I hope you know your fiance is a needle-happy, psycho girl! *runs to his room*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: ... *sighs and takes off blonde wig* Well, there goes part of the cast. I guess it's up to us to play all the other parts.

Lips: What?

Caitlyn: Okay... Doc, you and Lips take the male parts. Ailie and I will do the females. And the Muppaphones - no, I haven't forgot about you little guys - will be the angels during "Beauty School Drop-Out".

Muppaphone #5: I can live with that.

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: We're doin' Footloose, right?

Ailie: *facepalm* X_X

[AnimatedC9000]

Muppaphones: GREASE!

Muppaphone #93: We're doin' "Grease", ya idiot!

Caitlyn: "Grease", not "Footloose", Doc.

Lips: *puzzled* "Footloose"?

[Beakerfan]

Alex: *jumps in on the conversation* FLASHDANCE! *is stared at* What? I thought we were playin name the dance-movie game. Oh well! *puts on a welding helmet* I've already got the name for it! *dances away, singing*
WHAT A FEELING! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT........

Bean: *watching* What's up with her?

Sweetums: *also watching, shakes his head* She's a maniac.... maniac on the floor......

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: *Slumps back into bed*

Blind Pew: *Playing with fire*

Beaker: Mee.

[The Count]

Aw... And here I liked her prev siggy better. Hey Squeeks, what's got my cuddly green tentacled freak down? If it's the nagging, we'll understand and let ya get a breather for a bit so you can get some more of your wonderful dreams continuing the chapters.
*Light hug. We're here to talk if you want.
*Honks her nose to get her to meep-squeak.

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: That sig? Oh, don't worry I'm no madhouse.
You see, that siggy leads people to a trailer about the truth
behind the labeling of shrinks, real purpose of (they don't heal anything) mental-healing drugs, and the purpose of the FDA. It's really cruel on what they do to people.
Eh, it's not graphic at all--really suitable for the forums! It just gives out little facts most people will be shocked at. Yeah...you can tell I'm against psychiatry.

Anyway, when I get the chance, I'll update my sig to something bright...as usual! :3
Dude, you're right! I sooo have to get back to writing fics...even though I have no reason to neglect it so 'cause I'm feeling pretty darn good....o_o unless thou givest me cookies. XD

Dr. Van Neuter: *Bonks her on the head*

[The Count]

*In normal Kermit voice: Oh good. Ya had me worried for a moment. At least my plans are a bit better structured. And there's this crazy cute cummly rabbit I have planned to be... Hush, I've said enough. *Leaves cookies for my wuvable scwewball sister.
Hope that gets you to update. *Leaves a Pirates sandals pin recently heard about on the Pincast, message written across it "My Boyfriend's a Real Pirate", though he rully wouldn't if he wore these or any sandals for that matter for Squeeks.
*Laughs while leaving her bedside bungalow.

[Winslow Leach]

Tony: So Lefty, how's the singing coming? Sorry, but whenever you start, I seem oddly moved to leave the room...

Lefty: Heh heh. Yer real cute.

Tony: Well...?

Lefty: It's goin' good...riiiiiight! Ailie an' da one wit da teet' coitenly won't regret hiring me...aldough I gotta get back inta dere good graces, on accounta I wanna still be da official photographer.

Tony: Yeah. What happened with that?

Lefty: Aw, she acted all snobbish on accounta my camera...so what if it's disposable...an' so what if I used a buncha pictures already...dere's still a good five or six more left.

Tony: I hear ya.

Lefty: You do?

Tony: I hear ya, but I don't necessarily agree with you!

Lefty: Huh?

Tony: Come on, man! This is a wedding, not a picnic! You need a professional camera, with high-quality film. Snapshots won't cut it.

Lefty: Yeah, but...dey can enlarge da snapshots on da computer...er take 'em to da Wal-Mart an' do 'em dere! Saves me da trouble of havin' ta do all dat unnecessary woik!

Tony: You're too much, Lefty...you're too much...

Lefty: I know! Dat's why everybody loves me! Riiiiiiiight!

[Winslow Leach]

The news studio.

Newsie rushes behind the desk, reading from a sheet of paper.

Newsie: Here is a Muppet Newsflash!

I do not like green eggs and ham,
I do not like them, Sam-I-Am!

I do not like them in a box,
I do not like them with a fox,
I do not like them in a house,
I do not like them with a mouse,
I do not like them here or there,
I do not like them anywhere!

I do not like green eggs and ham,
I do not like them, Sam-I-Am!

Geez...what a grinchy fellow! Such a Negative Nellie!

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: *to his roomies* There's a giant banana growing in my closet. O_O

Ailie: Yeah, right. =P *the banana breaks through the door and hits her in the head* Nya! What--?

Chamberlain: Mmm! This reminds me of the story about the little boy with the life sized bugs for friends! I'll be the boy--and you can Miss Spider and Zoot can be the worm--

Dr. Teeth: Can I be Jack Skellington?

Chamberlain: X_X *hisses* Wrong movie! *starts "singing"* JAMES! JAMES! JAMES! HOW ARE YA? ISN'T IT A LOVELEEEE DAYYY?

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *absentmindedly huming "You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch" while looking at some pages in a notebook and studying pics of Honkers and Frackles on the Muppet Wiki*

Lips: Whatcha doin'?

Caitlyn: Drawin'.

Lips: *picks up notebook* Can I see?

Caitlyn: Go right ahead.

Lips; *looks at the only page with drawings on it* "Miles Doozer"?

Caitlyn: Yep. I started watching "Fraggle Rock" last night and drew him.

Lips: Looks like he could be an actual Doozer.

Caitlyn: His idol's Uncle Travelling Matt, if you can tell.

Lips: Cute kid. ... What's with--

Caitlyn: The penguin and the Muppaphone?

Lips: Yeah.

Caitlyn: Jovianne, the Muppaphone that I drew, is a worrier.

Lips: *reads* She has pantophobia?

Caitlyn: And her name means "happy". XP

Lips: Reverse meaning?

Caitlyn: *nods* And that penguin, Terry... actually, he started out as-- you know, what I wanted to do was base him off of the penguins on "Madagascar", so I drew his body in the shape of a bowling pin like Private's is. His personality's based on Skipper's. And the eyebrows unintentionally resemble Johnny Fiama's. I swear, once I drew the eyebrows in, I could hear Johnny's voice coming out of that penguin.

Lips: ... wow.

Caitlyn: Mm-hmm.

Lips: ... so... any other ideas?

Caitlyn: Some female Frackle, an enchanted guitar that is sort of based on Zoot, and a Honker named Joey. Yes, as in Joey Gladstone of "Full House".

Lips: When'd ya draw these three?

Caitlyn: Last night. I couldn't go to sleep, so I drew. Hopefully, I'll be able to draw Joey, Kyle, and that Frackle today.

Lips: Kyle?

Caitlyn: The Enchanted Guitar.

Lips: Oooh...

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *leans against the giant banana and starts nodding off*

Chamberlain: *stops singing* HEY, GET OFF IT, LARDBAG! YOU'RE GONNA SQUISH IT!

Zoot: *wakes up* Who-who are you calling a lardbag? ;_;

Chamberlain: You. =P I swear, if you and "Jack Skellington" over there stood in one corner of the dorms, it'd tip over!

Zoot: *sobs*

Ailie: IT'S ON! *prepares to attack the skeksis*

Dr. Teeth: *holding her back* Chamberlame, yer just jealous 'cause ya ain't PHAT! =P

Zoot: What's to be jealous of? ! *cries harder*

Dr. Teeth: Zoot, there's a difference between phat and fat... X_X

Zoot: *sniff* Really?

Chamberlain: Curse hip slang! =P

[AnimatedC9000]

*Caitlyn and Lips come over*

Caitlyn: *drawing book, pencils, colored pencils, and laptop in hands* Hey, guys. What's-- *sees the giant banana* O_O Woah.

Lips: That's a big banana.

Caitlyn: Is it the top one, though?

Marvin & Muppaphones: *come in singing "If You Wanna Be the Top Banana" (from the Milton Berle episode of TMS)*

Caitlyn: Okay, they get the joke.

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: *to Zoot* See, PHAT means Pretty Hot And Temptin'. D'ya get it?

Zoot: *enlightened* O_O Yes... *to the others* I'M PHAT! Envy me!

Dr. Teeth: That's ma boy! ;D

Chamberlain: *sighs in exasperation*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *sitting on top of the banana* So, what's with the giant banana? King Kong left it here or something?

Lips: *holding Caitlyn's stuff at ground level (where the others are at)* Are you sure that's a good idea to be up there?

Caitlyn: Don't worry about it, Lips.

Marvin: You still didn't answer my question from the other day.

Caitlyn: And we're not plannin' ta!

Lips: Yeah!

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: *pushes Cait off the banana* It's mine! NO TOUCH! =P

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *falls*

Lips: O_O! *hands Cait's stuff to Zoot and catches Caitlyn before she hits the ground*

Caitlyn: ... so what's the banana for, anyway?

Lips: 0_o

Caitlyn: *whispers to Lips* You'll get your reward for saving me later. *winks*

[Beakerfan]

Alex: Did I hear something about a giant banana?

Sweetums: Yeah, I guess Chamberlain is having an infestation or something in his closet.

Bean: He's having infest? Ewww.....

Animal: *smacks Bean* BAD! *hands him a dictionary*

Alex: I have a real itch to sing the Banana Song....

Sweetums: Please don't.

Alex: Just the Banana part? I won't go into the oranges or corn or anything like that.... I won't even do the last verse!

Sweetums: No!

Alex: Fine. *begins to silently perform the hand motions to the Banana Song*

Animal: *watching intensly, suddenly grabs her hands and tries to make her do the motions* BA-NAN-A! BA-NAN-A! PEEL BA-NAN-A!

Floyd: I think Animal almost has it!

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: Dude! Alex, sing it for real! XD

Chamberlain: NOOOOOO!

Ailie: *smacks him* Yesh!

Zoot: *starts poking the banana while Chamberlain's back is turned* O_O

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *climbs the banana again* =P

Lips: *quietly to self* She worries me...

[The Count]

*Watching the chaos in the rooms above theirs and Beth's.
Count: Wouldn't she have slip-slid down the banana instead? It's more fun that way.
UD: Mmm, I wouldn't mind a slice of banana myself.
Count, hearing humming of The Banana Song: That reminds me... My uncle vas a tallyman, he loved to count bananas and coconuts on the islands.
UD: Oh? Whatever happened to him?
Count: Uncle Lugosi? Vell... He loved them so much, he ended up marrying a Miss Banana. They send some ghostcards in the summer months, either trying to get me to visit or just to send season's greetings... Along with some fresh fruits of the tropics.
UD: Oh... So that's where we got the guava juice Ed mistook for milk just yesterday.
Count, sighs: Yes.

We now return you to Ailie and Caitlyn's chaos, fully in progress.

[Beakerfan]

Sweetums: *plugs his ears*

Alex: Here goes....
Form. Ba-nan-a. Form Form Ba-nana.
*slowly raises one hand above her head*
Form. Ba-nan-a. Form Form Ba-nana.
*raises the other hand and puts them together to make a banana shape*
Peel. Ba-nan-a. Peel Peel Ba-nana.
*peels the first hand down*
Peel. Ba-nan-a. Peel Peel Ba-nana.
*peels the second hand down*
GO BA-NAN-AS! GO GO BA-NAN-AS!
GO BA-NAN-AS! GO GO BA-NAN-AS!
*goes crazy like Mahna Mahna*

Ahem.
Form. The Orange. Form Form the Orange.
*puts one arm above her head in a half circle*
Form. The Orange. Form Form the Orange.
*completes the circle with her other arm*
Peel. The orange. Peel Peel the orange.
*peels one arm down*
Peel. The orange. Peel peel the orange.
*peels the other arm down*
SQUEEZE the orange! SQUEEZE SQUEEZE the orange!
*squeezes herself in a tight hug*
SQUEEZE the orange! SQEEZE SQUEEZE the orange!

Form. The corn. Form form the corn.
*again raises one arm up*
Form. The corn. Form form the corn.
*raises the other arm up*
Shuck. The corn. Shuck shuck the corn.
*peels one arm down*
Shuck. The corn. Shuck shuck the corn.
*peels the other arm down*
POP the corn! POP POP the corn!
POP the corn! POP POP the corn!
*makes popping motions*

Form. Po-ta-toe. Form form Po-ta-toe.
*raises one arm*
Form. Po-ta-toe. Form form Po-ta-toe.
*raises the other arm*
Peel. Po-ta-toe. Peel peel Po-ta-toe.
*peels one arm down*
Peel. Po-ta-toe. Peel peel Po-ta-toe.
*peels the other arm down*
MASH PO-TA-TOE! MASH MASH PO-TA-TOE!
MASH PO-TA-TOE! MASH MASH PO-TA-TOE!
*dances the Mash Potatoe*

Sweetums: *cringes*

Alex: Form. The Mullet. Form form the mullet.
*swoops one hand over her head*
Form. The Mullet. Form form the mullet.
*swoops the other hand over her head*
Spike. the Mullet! Spike spike the mullet!
*pretends to spike her hair*
Spike. The Mullet! Spike spike the mullet!
*continues to spike her hair*
ROCK THE MULLET! ROCK ROCK THE MULLET!
ROCK THE MULLET! ROCK ROCK THE MULLET!

Floyd: *takes the cotton out of his ears*

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: AAAAAAAAAH! It burns usss! X_X

Ailie and her homeboys: *breaking it down* <333

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: *Entertaining herself around the forums*
*Is so happy*

Dr. Van Neuter: It burns! Well look what happened to the goth after strolling through sunshine lane!

Blind Pew: Zyou are crazy! Zyou know how Claudia dezpise go-

Claudia: Say that again and you're FISHBAIT FOR THE PIRATES!
*Tackles him down*

Bunsen: Please! Settle down, I beg of you!

Dr. Van Neuter: Fine! I give up! AHHHHHHHHHHHH-mmmmfff! FMMMMMMMM!

Claudia: *Sitting on him* Huh? Where'd he go?
Heh, my uniqueness scared him away! <3

Blind Pew: ALL ABOARD, gents! We found booty! XD

Claudia: O_o What where?

Beaker: *Stifling giggles*

[Beakerfan]

Alex: *enters Claudia's room dressed as a wench* Hey! I heard Pew found some booty! *looks around* Oh... um... THAT kind of booty....

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: What....what are you talking about, Alex? XD
Oh, nice clothes, btw! :0

Bunsen: *Clears his throat softly*

Beaker: *Points to Dr. Van Neuter's smooshed form*

Blind Pew: *Pushes Claudia off him* Zilly girl.

Dr. Van Neuter: *Taks an exaggerated breath in and out; gasping*
You nut case! You could have killed me!

Claudia: *Red* OOOOOOoooo....Indeed, Pew....you DID.

Blind Pew: Am I ever wrong?

Beaker: *Glomps Alex* Mee meee! <3

[Beakerfan]

Alex: Thanks! *Snugs Beaker, then GLOMPs Claudia*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *drawing and erasing on her drawing book* *is still on to of the banana*

Lips: *has climbed up (with the rest of Cait's stuff) to the top of the banana* *is watching her draw*

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: Now what?

Ailie: *getting into Chamberlame's face* When I come to the clubs, step aside--

Dr. Teeth: OH, SNAP!

Ailie: Part the seas, don't be having me in the line--

Dr. Teeth: OH, SNAP!

Ailie: V.I.P 'cause you know I gotta shine--

Dr. Teeth: OH, SNAP!

Ailie: I'm Fergie Ferg
And me love you long time

Dr. Teeth: MMM-HMM!

Ailie: How come every time you come around, my London London Bridge--

Chamberlain: *chases after them with a pitchfork*

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: Step aside! *Snaps*

Beaker: *Dances to Ailie's singing* X3

[Beakerfan]

Alex: *dances with Beaker* XD

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *holding snowcone, pencils and drawing book, decides to check up on neighbors* ... okay. *decides to go back to room for time being*

Lips: *cleaning trumpet* What happened?

Caitlyn: Ah, some dance party in the other room.

Lips: Oh.

*scilence*

Caitlyn: *quickly unhooks record player (plus speakers)*

Lips: What're you doing?

Caitlyn: What's it look like I'm doin'? I'm taking this to the party next door!

Lips: Yeah, but--

Caitlyn: And if anyone thinks of messing it up, they're dead. So... help me carry this stuff to the other room?

Lips: O-okay. *helps carry record player/speakers into Dorm 17*

Caitlyn: *comes back to get the "Grease" soundtrack while Lips is setting up* '50s prom, here I come! *changes into her '50s-styled outfit*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *shaking it while his roomies are getting attacked*

Chamberlain: YAAAAAAAAAAH!

Dr. Teeth: *dodging the pitchfork* Oh, snap! X_X

Ailie: *keeps singing like a ditz while she's running* =P

[Winslow Leach]

Lefty (sings)

I'm too sexy for my car--

Tony: AAAAARRRRRGGGHH! Stop it already!

Lefty: I'm practicin what's gonna be da foist song between da bride an' groom!

Tony: "I'm Too Sexy"?

Lefty: Why not?

Tony: Um...try something more appropriate.

Lefty: Peon! Okay, how 'bout dis...

(sings)

And I still haven't found what I'm looking fooooooor!

Tony: NO!

Lefty: Er..."Another One Bites the Dust"?

Tony: What the...do you have any idea of what to sing?

Lefty: Youse just shot down my best numbers!

Tony: Look. Go to my DVD collection, and check out The Wedding Singer. That'll give you some decent ideas.

Lefty: Da Weddin' Singer, huh? Does it have explosions and car chases?

Tony: Um...no. It's a romantic comedy.

Lefty staggers backward.

Lefty: No, not dat! Anytin' but dat!

Tony: It's a funny movie...has your kind of humor.

Lefty: Who's in it? Meg Ryan, I suppose...

Tony: Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore.

Lefty: Ack! I cain't help but tink of Drew as da little goil from E.T. Anytin' else she's done, I don't care about!

Tony: David Bowie's in it too!

Lefty: Ziggy Stardust?

Tony: Yep.

Lefty: Ground control ta Major Tom?

Tony: Uh-huh!

Lefty: Gimme gimme gimme!

Tony: In my DVD collection, go you must, young padawan!

Lefty leaps across the room, and starts tossing Tony's carefully-stacked DVDs around until he finds "The Wedding Singer."

[WhiteRabbit]

Lefty (sings)

I'm too sexy for my car--

Tony: AAAAARRRRRGGGHH! Stop it already!

Lefty: I'm practicin what's gonna be da foist song between da bride an' groom!

Tony: "I'm Too Sexy"?

Lefty: Why not?

Tony: Um...try something more appropriate.

Lefty: Peon! Okay, how 'bout dis...

(sings)

And I still haven't found what I'm looking fooooooor!

Tony: NO!

Lefty: Er..."Another One Bites the Dust"?

Tony: What the...do you have any idea of what to sing?

Lefty: Youse just shot down my best numbers!

Tony: Look. Go to my DVD collection, and check out The Wedding Singer. That'll give you some decent ideas.

Lefty: Da Weddin' Singer, huh? Does it have explosions and car chases?

Tony: Um...no. It's a romantic comedy.

Lefty staggers backward.

Lefty: No, not dat! Anytin' but dat!

Tony: It's a funny movie...has your kind of humor.

Lefty: Who's in it? Meg Ryan, I suppose...

Tony: Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore.

Lefty: Ack! I cain't help but tink of Drew as da little goil from E.T. Anytin' else she's done, I don't care about!

Tony: David Bowie's in it too!

Lefty: Ziggy Stardust?

Tony: Yep.

Lefty: Ground control ta Major Tom?

Tony: Uh-huh!

Lefty: Gimme gimme gimme!

Tony: In my DVD collection, go you must, young padawan!

Lefty leaps across the room, and starts tossing Tony's carefully-stacked DVDs around until he finds "The Wedding Singer."

Zoot: *secretly likes romantic comedies* Super! =) Can I join you?

[Beakerfan]

Sweetums: You know Tony, I don't think "The Wedding Singer" was such a good idea.... Lefty's gonna end up singing "Love Stinks" or "Somebody kill me please".......

[Winslow Leach]

Tony: Sure, Zoot. There's plenty of room. You can sit right next to your ol' pal, Lefty!

Lefty: I hate you, slug!

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *makes a face* Why would I sit next to him? =P *crawls onto Newsie's lap* BFF! <3

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *finishes hooking the record player up back in her room*

Lips: Huh?

Caitlyn: I don't get it, either. Guess the '50s prom will have to wait. A shame, too. I was really looking forward to dancing with you, Lips.

Lips: ... really?

Caitlyn: Uh-huh. Oh! I almost forgot. This is for saving me earlier. *kisses Lips on the lips (no pun intended)*

*Lips is probably hearing a choir of angels at the moment*

[Winslow Leach]

Sweetums: You know Tony, I don't think "The Wedding Singer" was such a good idea.... Lefty's gonna end up singing "Love Stinks" or "Somebody kill me please".......

Tony: Gosh, you're right, Sweetums! Lefty's bound to get some more "ideas." Yech! Thanks, buddy!

(Tony hugs Sweetums)

Tony: That's for you, and...

(Tony hugs Sweetums again)

Tony: Can you please give this to Alex from me?

Okay, guys...um...The Wedding Singer isn't such a hot idea...especially for you! (looks at Lefty)

Lefty: Aw...I taught we were gonna have movie time!

Tony: Pick something else. I'll download a bunch of romantic songs for you off the internet.

Lefty: Kin we watch Da Princess Bride?

Tony: Er...sure.

Lefty: Heh heh! I love dat Andre da Giant! He always makes me laugh!

Tony: Knock yourself out!

[Winslow Leach]

Zoot: *makes a face* Why would I sit next to him? =P *crawls onto Newsie's lap* BFF! <3

Newsie: Excuse me, sir, what are you doing? Get off me, if you please. I'm busy writing a story on a current crop of killer banana creme pies. They come out of nowhere, without warning. So far, three people have been pied, and I'm going to be the first to break the story. So please...get off my lap so I can finish!

(A strange, whistling sound is heard; from out of the blue, a flying banana creme pie zooms into the room, and hits Newsie in the face)

Pie: SPLUT!

Newsie: Aaaarrghhh!

Lefty: SHHHHHHHHHH! Da film is starin'! If youse can't keep quiet, get outta here!

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *cocks his head at Newsie* O_o *snickers and scoops up a handful of pie off of the reporter's face and eats it*

[Winslow Leach]

Crazy Harry pokes Newsie; obviously there's no response.

Harry: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

(begins playing Zoot's head like a conga drum)

Harry: BABALU...BABALUUUUU....AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Lefty: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *hisses and elbows Harry in the ribs as hard as he can* >_> *pulls down on his hat*

[Katzi428]

Prairie getting a nickel out of her purse: I'm going up to Lefty's room. I want to buy an "O".
Rosita:Huh?Why?
Prairie:Well..um...er... it's either that or ask him if he wants singing lessons. He really needs them but I don't want to hurt his feelings.
trying not to laugh Between us three girls.....
Gaffer:Prrtt?
Between us four girls, I think you're right Prairie. Ask him about buying the "O" first and then ask him if he wants singing lessons.
Prairie:OK...I'll be back in a few minutes.

[AnimatedC9000]

*Caitlyn & Lips slowly look inside Dorm 17*

Caitlyn: Is it safe to come in?

[The Count]

Huh... And here I thought Kath would reply to the earth-shattering "Splut!" heard in Tony's room—on the same floor as ours. We rully need someone to draw up the basic layout of the dormhouse. Wonder if some nimble artistes would wish such a challenge.
*Muses on a couple of things, humming a little as two written works have to be done and handed in by June 30th for the class that finished today.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *in Dorm 15, drawing* Tomorrow's Love Day.

Lips: *absentmindedly fingers the trumet* Yes.

Caitlyn: You and I and George
Went strolling throug the park one day

Lips: And you held my hand
As if to say

Both: I love you

Lips: And then
We passed a brook

Caitlyn: And George
Fell in and drowned himself
And he floated out to sea

Lips: Leaving you

Both: A-lo-one
With me

Lips: Yeah... Now, what were saying about tomorrow?

Caitlyn: Huh? Oh, yeah. Tomorrow's supposed to be Love Day. I can't officially confirm it, though.

Lips: ... what?

Caitlyn: Tomorrow's Juneteenth. It's the celebration of the Emancipation Proclaimation.

Lips: ... oh. That's what I thought you said...

[Katzi428]

Huh... And here I thought Kath would reply to the earth-shattering "Splut!" heard in Tony's room—on the same floor as ours. We rully need someone to draw up the basic layout of the dormhouse. Wonder if some nimble artistes would wish such a challenge.
*Muses on a couple of things, humming a little as two written works have to be done and handed in by June 30th for the class that finished today.

'S OK Ed... I joked w/Tony in Emails about Prairie buying an "O" from Lefty to make him stop singing.So Tony joked back that Prairie could give Lefty singing lessons.;)
I didn't see the SPLUT! til now.

[The Count]

Gotcha. *Thunder arises around the S.S. Squeedom as Count ennumerates the coins in the treasure chest—not all made of gold though, which only serves to fuel his sorting counting all the more.

Hey Cait... *Knocking on Door 15.
What's this June 19th "Juneteenth" Love Day about? Curious, never heard of it before. Oh, and just drop a coin into the jukebox and your 50's prom will be rung up on the spot.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: About the first thing, I haven't even heard about it either until a few hours ago. And I'm not sure if it's even real or not, or even what it's about. And I actually wanted to use part of my Grease records for the prom. It has some great songs that you can dance to, and some of them might turn out into full-blown musical numbers.

Lips: Juneteenth Love Day?

Caitlyn: Having pride in history, I think. Oh! I almost forgot. I drew two other characters. *shows Lips the drawings*

Lips: Hmm... "Beauty Frackle" and "Bucky Mouse".

Caitlyn: Yep.

Lips: What happened to Joey and Kyle?

Caitlyn: I haven't drawn them yet, silly! I'll draw the three of them later.

Lips: Three?

Caitlyn: Yep. Joey, Kyle, and Clarabelle. She's Kyle's girlfriend.

Lips: Violin?

Caitlyn: No, clarinet.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *dressed up as Elle from Legally Blonde* Don't ask. O_o

Zoot: *wakes up* Bend and snap! *crashes into her*

Chamberlain: So, Ailie, about this wedding--

Ailie: What now? =P

Chamberlain: Are you having a bridal shower? I could assist you! *sprays her with the hose again*

Ailie It wasn't funny the first time... X_X

[The Count]

Oh... Thought it'd be something I could use for character creation. BTW: What are Beauty Frackle and Bucky Mouse like? Always interested to hear about characters others create. You know... In my plans there are some musical monsters who form the Demon Pitt Orchestra. Trumpet Girl's there, turned into a nightmare/nocturnal ghoul. D'ya think it best to give her the skeletrombone, oboo, or allurinet? And if the trombone gets vacated... Well, who/what monster should take that instrument instead? Se, it's part of a trio with Candyman/Mardi Gras (Lips) on thrumpet and Lava/Brimstone Monster (Telly) on tumba. Also not sure about that last one. Eh, PM if you want to discuss further.

[BeakerSqueedom]

Ailie: *dressed up as Elle from Legally Blonde* Don't ask. O_o

Zoot: *wakes up* Bend and snap! *crashes into her*

Chamberlain: So, Ailie, about this wedding--

Ailie: What now? =P

Chamberlain: Are you having a bridal shower? I could assist you! *sprays her with the hose again*

Ailie It wasn't funny the first time... X_X


Claudia: Ailieeee--!
Bunsen and Beaker: *Cover her eyes yet again*
Dr. Van Neuter: IT's raining men, hallelujah!
Composta: *Slaps*

[The Count]

*:batty:, still counting the treasure, puts his hand out: Rain? No, I don't think so. *Withdraws hand after no raindrops fall from his booming thunder, with lightning provided by Deadly also onboard.

Hey Clauds, take care of the fiends, Ima gonna nap for a while.
*Zonks out, entrusting roomies to scwewy sister.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: I'm wearing pink. Calm down. X_X *takes Bunsen and Beaker's hands away from Claudia's eyes* *drenched glomp* XD

Chamberlain: *getting choked by Dr. Teeth* ACK! X_X

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: Me? 0_0 Omg....I feel honored!
Bunnie and Beakie, please remove your hands.
What do you darklings wanna do?
*Is too sunshiney*

Deadly: *Looks at her flatly* I should hope Eddie's returned by the time she
wears out our signature puns...Child, might I suggest a darker enviroment?

Count: I couldn't agree more...Ah, ah, ah!
Vwhile you entertain yourself with her...*trying to leave her*
I vwill continue to do vwhat I do best.

Deadly: Yes, counting, with impressive speed.

Claudia: Well...um...Blind Pew's going bounty hunting!
Wanna join him? :3

Deadly: Ah...why not.

Count: Oh, splendid, de more heads I vwill be able to count!

Blind Pew: Zis a pleasure to accompany zyou while monsieur Edward rests.
Claudia, don't wear out ze puns...we know zyou aren't very well skilled wiz zhat.

Claudia: But...I can be like that TOO!

Deadly: A most enticing game this will be, my fiend.

Blind Pew: Zyes, zyes it will.

Count: Vwe vwill be back in an hour!
I vwill keep track of the minutes and seconds...oh, time is vwonderful!

Claudia:...But, guys! D:
Wait...Ailie...what are you--
ACK! XD *Is glomped*
I'm weeeeet! XD

Beaker: <3 MEEP!

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: O_O EEP! *hugs Claudia closer for protection from Deadly*

Zoot: *hides under his bed*

Dr. Teeth: *gets his attention drawn away from Chamberlain and joins Beaker with the gawking* O_O <3

[BeakerSqueedom]

Deadly: *Smriks* Hmmmhahahahahaha!
Blind Pew: Let'z go. *Pulls him along*
Claudia: *Gasping for air* FFFFMMMMMEFFFF! xD
Bunsen: Oh dear, I'll be on my way...now...
Beaker: *Shakes head at Bunsen*
Dr. Van Neuter: *Takes a picture*
Composta: *Punches Neuter*

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *clings* Claudia...save meh... O_o *damsel in distress* XP

Dr. Teeth: *steals the picture from Van Neuter* *gaze* =D <333

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: x3 Silly, he's off to hunt heads.
Don't worry! O_o *Puts crown on top of Ailie* X3 There.
A pretty, pretty princess!

Beaker: *Gigglesnort*

Claudia: *Vanishes*

Bunsen: Oops....wrong button. Tsstssst! Accidents can happen....
*Hides remote*

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *cries* Claudiaaaa...nuuuu... ;_;

Dr. Teeth: *snugs her* It's okay, darlin', I'm here...

Chamberlain: And contagious!

Dr. Teeth: -_-

[Winslow Leach]

Prairie:OK...I'll be back in a few minutes.

Lefty: 'Ey, I know youse...yer Prairie Mornin'...riiiight! What are youse doin' ere? Ya wanna buy an O?

[AnimatedC9000]

*Caitlyn & Lips decide to--*

Caitlyn: Why is it that whenever we decide to visit, it's a bad time?

Lips: *shrugs*

Caitlyn: Ah, well... maybe I can tell them about the '50s prom idea later...

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: I can't wait until Friday... *recovering quickly, kissing Dr. Teeth on the nose* I love you. <33

Dr. Teeth: *holding her close* I love ya too. =) <33

Chamberlain: *actually allows Cait and Lips inside, hoping they won't contribute to the mush* X_X

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *to Chamberlain* Thanks.

Caitlyn: Hey guys, I really want to have a '50s styled prom sometime, but I don't know where to have it. So, are you guys into the idea?

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: *interrupting* You want to have a prom when those two freaks of nature are getting married in a couple of days? =P Girl, you've got to lower your partying before you end up like Lindsay Lohan.

[Katzi428]

Lefty: 'Ey, I know youse...yer Prairie Mornin'...riiiight! What are youse doin' ere? Ya wanna buy an O?
Prairie:It's Prairie Dawn,actually,Lefty.And I was thinking ...would you like some singing lessons?I..I mean you're a good singer. But I was thinking you could use a little bit of help. And yeah...I'll buy the "O" Our cat Gaffer put toothmarks on one of our Scrabble O's. You can name the price for them but I'm not giving them for free.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: I've only been to one '50s themed party in my life, Chamber-turkeybrain, and I personally had to request the only song from the Fifties that was played that night. I'm not that one for parties...

Lips: Why not?

Caitlyn: Too many weird people who do weird stuff. *sighs* That's why enjoy hanging around you guys better.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: But we're weird people. O_o

Dr. Teeth: Amen, baby. ;D

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: I know, but the guys I was talking about are non-creative weird. I like hanging out with the creative people more.

Lips: Wait, you two are getting married in a couple of days?

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: Okies. ^_^ *to Lips* Yup. =) *eager*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn & Lips: And when was the engagement? A week ago?

[Winslow Leach]

Prairie:It's Prairie Dawn,actually,Lefty.And I was thinking ...would you like some singing lessons?I..I mean you're a good singer. But I was thinking you could use a little bit of help. And yeah...I'll buy the "O" Our cat Gaffer put toothmarks on one of our Scrabble O's. You can name the price for them but I'm not giving them for free.

Lefty: Youse wanna buy an O? (Lefty pulls O out of his coat) It'll cost ya just a nickel! Riiiight! Singin' lessons, huh? Sure, why not? Do youse know any good romantic songs? Everytin' I tried, dese squares shot down...and I'm not doin' anytin' by da Carpenters...yech! Yeah...how 'bout a nickel an hour? Or however long youse wanna teach me? I tink dat's fair enough! But youse gotta hurry, as da weddin's on Friday! Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiight!

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: Yeah... O_o *shrugs* So...?

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: So... we were just speaking at the same time?

Lips: I think we did.

Caitlyn: ... oh. .. So, anyway, I suppose you guys know who all's going to be in the wedding. I mean, all I know for sure is that I'm Lefty's understudy for the wedding singer.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: Yup. We've got it all planned ahead, so don't worry. =) I'm so excited...

Chamberlain: Don't be. I'm giving you 12 hours, maybe 13...

Dr. Teeth: WHY, YA LITTLE-- *chases after Chamberlain*

[Winslow Leach]

Caitlyn: ... oh. .. So, anyway, I suppose you guys know who all's going to be in the wedding. I mean, all I know for sure is that I'm Lefty's understudy for the wedding singer.

Lefty: Eh, eh! Not so fast! I'm takin' lessons wit Prairie Dawn! I'm gonna be da Ricky Martin of weddin' singers! Riiiiiiight!

Plus, we don't have nothin' in writin'. Nothin' is valid, unless we have a contract. Youse gotta write up a contract dat says fer sure dat yer my unnerstudy, and I gotta sign it fer it ta be legal, heh heh!

[Winslow Leach]

Ailie: Yup. We've got it all planned ahead, so don't worry. =) I'm so excited...

Chamberlain: Don't be. I'm giving you 12 hours, maybe 13...


Tony passes by, and catches Chamberlain's remark.

Tony: You know, that's really funny! I don't know why, but it is! For some odd reason...

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Good. I was worried that yo-- um, listen, am I in the wedding, too? I mean besides being Lefty's singing understudy.

Lips: *watching the chase from a corner* *tosses Dr. Teeth the plasma rifle that Caitlyn gave to him a few days ago*

[WhiteRabbit]

Tony passes by, and catches Chamberlain's remark.

Tony: You know, that's really funny! I don't know why, but it is! For some odd reason...

Dr. Teeth: O_o *tackles him* I'MMA BUST A CAP IN YA, TONY! X_X

Ailie: ;_; Stop comparing me to Britney.

Zoot: LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *sends a neatly written and well thought out contract to Lefty* There. Sign it.

[Katzi428]

Lefty: Youse wanna buy an O? (Lefty pulls O out of his coat) It'll cost ya just a nickel! Riiiight! Singin' lessons, huh? Sure, why not? Do youse know any good romantic songs? Everytin' I tried, dese squares shot down...and I'm not doin' anytin' by da Carpenters...yech! Yeah...how 'bout a nickel an hour? Or however long youse wanna teach me? I tink dat's fair enough! But youse gotta hurry, as da weddin's on Friday! Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiight!
Prairie:OK..here's your nickel.handing Lefty the nickel A nickel an hour sounds good.You know since you want to pay me a nickel for the singing lessons,I shouldn't need to pay a nickel for the "O".Think about it.;) Let's see. flipping thru pages of love songsNo Carpenters stuff huh?How about Elvis? He sings nice romantic songs.Love Me Tender is pretty.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *appears at the practice* "Can't Help Falling In Love With You" is a great song, too.

Muppaphone #62: She's an Elvis/Fifties fan.

[Erine81981]

*sitting on the couch* I am tired. I've been swimming with a freind of mine over at his apartments.

Murray: You sure do look tired. You also look a little red....like me!

Very funny i know. Laugh it up. I was out in the sun to long. I was hoping my firend would have some sun tan stuff but he didn't. Nore did his wife.

Tommie: *coming out of my room* Hallo Kyle.

Hey Tommie.

Murray: Hallo Tommie.

Tommie: Hallo Murray. U in orde?

*gets the book out* Lets see here. Orde orde orde. I here it is. Right? Oh you all right? Yes i am. *looks up Thanks for asking* Dank voor het vragen.

Tommie: Welkom.

*talks to Tommie in dutch* Ik ging zwemmend en kreeg een kleine zon gebrand. But i'm alright.

Tommie: Te kennen goed.

Goed. Murray why not get me and Tommie a drink. *looks in the book* Wat zou u willen drinken?

Tommie: Soda.

Ok. Soda for Tommie and me some tea.

Murray: You got it. *heads into the kitchen*

[The Count]

*Retrieves roomies from Claudia's clutchs, thanking her for taking them in last night, zipping off to the library to read some fic updates.

[Winslow Leach]

Dr. Teeth: O_o *tackles him* I'MMA BUST A CAP IN YA, TONY! X_X

Ailie: ;_; Stop comparing me to Britney.

Zoot: LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!

Tony: Ooof!

(Tony and Dr. Teeth fall to the floor, Tony in a headlock)

Tony: Dude, I thought the buzzard made a funny remark! I come in peace! No offense meant, but...muwahahahahaha! That was a funny crack! 12 hours! Bahahahahahaha! (gag) Ack! I'm sorry, man! Can you loosen your grip a bit? There's a little thing I need...called air...

[Winslow Leach]

Caitlyn: *sends a neatly written and well thought out contract to Lefty* There. Sign it.

Lefty: Sign what? Dat? What...oh! Da contract, riiiiight, riiiight! Give it 'ere...

Lefty takes contract without reading it...he stuffs it in his mouth, chews and swallows.

Lefty: Dere! Now it's safe and sound! Ain't nobody gonna touch it in dere, what I like ta call my safety-deposit box! Riiiiiiiiiiiiight!

Lefty strolls off...

[Winslow Leach]

Prairie:OK..here's your nickel.handing Lefty the nickel A nickel an hour sounds good.You know since you want to pay me a nickel for the singing lessons,I shouldn't need to pay a nickel for the "O".Think about it.;) Let's see. flipping thru pages of love songsNo Carpenters stuff huh?How about Elvis? He sings nice romantic songs.Love Me Tender is pretty.

Lefty: Meemeemeemeemee...falalalala....dohdohdohdohdoh! Ain't dat da sweetest ting youse have ever hoid? (gasps) I've never given an O...or any odder letter away fer free! But, I suppose it does make sense, in a strange sorta way...me swappin' an O fer singin' lessons...as da weddin' is tomorrow...I tink dey got Tommy lined up fer best man...dat is, if Dr. Teeth doesn't kill him foist! Heh heh! In dat event, maybe dey'll let me take 'is place! I could be a singin' best man! Riiiiight!

I like da Elvis. But Tommy likes him a lot more...Youse got any like, Christina...or Britney...or how 'bout Fergie? Dey are da current queens of da love song! Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!

[The Count]

*Voices: Is she still asleep? Poke her, maybe that'll help. Nag her? Prod her? You do it. No, let the melonhead. *Nibbling on garlicy pretzel sticks at the foot of her bed.

Hmmm, wonder how Christy's doing. I sure hope she found some great stuff down at WDW. Also looking forward to her reports for MuppetCast. There was gonna be a special MopFam message there too, dunno about that.

*Sits down to listen to PinCast 13.
*Wonders if Prawny knows about the new Flag Day Gonzo pin from Disney.

[Winslow Leach]

Lefty: I'm not gonna unveil my big soyprise till at da after-weddin' party isself! I'm gonna make everyone do...Da Chicken Dance! Riiiiiiiiight! I bought a cassette dat has it on dere, an' I'm gonna spring it on dose unsuspecting looney tunes when dey least expect it! Riiiiiight, riiiiiiiiiight! A' course, I myself will not participate...I radiate what youse call "coolness." But da odder suckers will be forced ta dance like chickens at MY command! Why? Because I'm da all-powerful weddin' singer! Riiiiiiiiiiiight!

[Katzi428]

Lefty: Meemeemeemeemee...falalalala....dohdohdohdohdoh! Ain't dat da sweetest ting youse have ever hoid? (gasps) I've never given an O...or any odder letter away fer free! But, I suppose it does make sense, in a strange sorta way...me swappin' an O fer singin' lessons...as da weddin' is tomorrow...I tink dey got Tommy lined up fer best man...dat is, if Dr. Teeth doesn't kill him foist! Heh heh! In dat event, maybe dey'll let me take 'is place! I could be a singin' best man! Riiiiight!

I like da Elvis. But Tommy likes him a lot more...Youse got any like, Christina...or Britney...or how 'bout Fergie? Dey are da current queens of da love song! Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!
Prairie: You sound very nice,Lefty. But as for having any songs by Fergie,Britney or Christina,sory I don't. Gotta laugh at something though.One of Britney's songs is "Oops!I Did It Again!" I think the groom might be offended!.Try to come up with something else

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *bursts into her dorm, screaming excitedly*AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Chamberlain: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Zoot: Ah? O_o

Ailie: *breaks into song*
Well we got no choice
All the girls and boys
Makin' all that noise
'Cause they found new toys
Well we salute ya
Can't find a flag
If that don't suit ya
That's a drag

All: School's out for summer, yeah
School's out forever
School's been blown to pieces

No more pencils
No more books, yeah
No more teacher's dirty looks

Ailie: Well, we got no class
And we got no principles

All: Principals!

Ailie: We ain't got no innocence
We can't even think of a word that rhymes

All: School's out for summer
School's out forever
My school's been blown to pieces

No more pencils
No more books
No more teacher's dirty looks

Out for summer
Out 'til fall
We might not come back at all

School's out forever
School's out for summer
School's out with fever
School's out completely

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *sighs* Lefty's hopeless. Maybe I should try a song.

Lips: Okay, let's see it.

Caitlyn: *nods to the Muppaphones on piano*

Muppaphones on piano: *back up by an orchestra, start to play*

Caitlyn: This is the version sung by Johnny Mathis sang during "The Muppets Go Hollywood".
*sings* Never before have two souls joined
so freely, and so fast.
For me this is the first time,
and the last.
Is this an angel's wish for man?
Never before and never again.


And where to find the words to sing it's worth
This love was bound for heaven, not for earth
This love was meant to light the stars,
But when we touched, we made it ours.

And would they take it back?
Oh, no, they wouldn't dare!
Why should they take it back,
When there's enough to share with all the world,
And fill the heavens above

Never before, a love that just keeps growing on and on,
To fill each lover's heart and light the dawn.
Is this an angel's wish for man?
Never before and never again.

Muppaphones:

Caitlyn: Why should they take it back,
When there's enough to share with all the world,
And fill the heavens above
With left-over love?

Never before, a love that just keeps growing on and on,
To fill each lover's heart and light the dawn.
Is this an angel's wish for man?
Never before and never again.
Never before and never again.

*song ends*

Caitlyn: *takes breath after holding out last note for so long* ... So, how'd I do?

Lips: Why aren't [I]you the official wedding singer?

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: *plays an extremely long solo as they finish School's Out and smashes his guitar into the floor*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *hears smash* ... apparently, there's a conflict of moods.

Lips: I thought I heard a love song mixed with rock...

Caitlyn: Oh.

[Winslow Leach]

Caitlyn: *sighs* Lefty's hopeless.

Lefty: 'Ey! Nobody puts Lefty in da corner!

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *shoves Lefty into a corner* ^_^ I'm all for the Britney songs!

Them other roomies: NOOOOOOOOOO! X_X

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn & Lips: Zoot, no! *tackle Zoot to the ground*

Marvin: 0_o *to self* What Britney?

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: You singers good, Cait! <3

[Winslow Leach]

Prairie: You sound very nice,Lefty. But as for having any songs by Fergie,Britney or Christina,sory I don't. Gotta laugh at something though.One of Britney's songs is "Oops!I Did It Again!" I think the groom might be offended!.Try to come up with something else

Lefty: Okay, well, how 'bout dis...

(Lefty pulls a wrinkled, tattered piece of paper from his pocket)

Lefty: Since nobody else seemed ta like my ideas...I decided ta write my own weddin' song! Riiiiiiiight! I didn't write da music, but maybe youse kin come up wit a snazzy or-kee-a-stration...

(clears throat and recites lyrics)

So youse two have decided ta take da plunge
An' tie da knot. Let's hope da pool is filled
Wit water as youse take dis giant step togedder!

I hope yer marriage is as long-lasting and happy
As my ol' man's an' ol' lady's...dey was a match
Made in da horror comics!

"Where's my spatula?"
"Shaddap, I'm watchin' TV!"
"I need my spatula!"
"Don't make me come in dere!"
"Why, what are *you* gonna do, tough guy?"
"Quiet! I'm tryin' da watch Archie Bunker!"
"What have you done with my spatula?"
"What's a spatula?"
"Don't play dumb with me, Buster Brown!"
"I lost it in a poker game"
"You what?"
"I said I lost it in a poker game, get off my back!"
"You lost my spatula in a poker game?"
"So I didn't have any dough on me, is that a crime?"
"You worthless sack of..."

Er...

Lefty takes out a pencil, and scribbles out the next word.

Lefty: Heh...I got a little too carried away dere...okay...

"Woman, don't call me that!"
"It's true!"
"Is not!"
"Is too!"
"Is not!"
"Is too!"
"Not!"
"Too!"
"Not!"
"Too!"
"NOT!"
"TOO!"
"Ah! Ya made me just miss Archie Bunker
Call his son-in-law Meathead! Tanks a lot!"

Yes, marriage can be full of bliss,
Full of happiness, full of mist (as in hazy days);
But I advise youse ta buy *two* spatulas
In case a poker game crops up,
And yer man ends up losin' it
Ta some crum-bum!
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!"

So dere youse go! Come up with a nice tune ta go wit da lyrics, an' I'll give youse a wowwy-pop...but not da red ones, 'cause da red ones are my favorite! Riiiiiiiiiiiight!

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *dodges them* You're all envious of her! You don't know how hard her life really is! ;_; She's so lucky...she's a star...but she cry, cry, cries in her lonely heart thinking--

Chamberlain: *screeches*

Zoot: --if there's nothing missin' in my life, then why do these tears come at night?

[Winslow Leach]

Chamberlain: *plays an extremely long solo as they finish School's Out and smashes his guitar into the floor*

Tony rushes into room.

Tony: Pete Townshend ? !

(sees Chamberlain)

Aw, tartar sauce! It's only you!

(Tony walks out, dejectedly)

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: ....Turn it off! *Screeches* XD
No more Britney! X3

Her roomies: *Rolling on the floor in agony*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: I think I'm gonna go deaf! X_X *runs out of room*

Lips: Caitlyn! Don't leave me here all alone! ;_;

Caitlyn: *runs past Claudia* Thank you for the comment!

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *sings it louder just to spite them* ISN'T SHE LUCKY, THIS HOLLYWOOD GIRL--

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: SHUT UP! *ties Zoot up, puts a sound-proof case around him, and shoves him into a closet*

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: No problem! :3

Daryl: Hey, babe, do me a fava...stop the cryin'.
It ain't gonna work, Zoot. In other words, put a cork in it.
*Shoves a cork in Zoot's mouth*

Claudia: Daryl? O_O MY BABY....YOU CAME TO VISIT!

Daryl: 'Ey, squirt, hows you doin'?

Claudia: xP *Is plastered to the cieling* Oh...nothing much...

Bunsen: Let me present you with super glue!
Glue that keeps even people stuck in sticky situations!
Tsstsst!

Claudia: Yeah...I'm...I'm glued to the cieling.

Daryl: No wonder Beaker seemed all stuck on you.

Beaker: Mee mee ;_;.

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *breaks out* You shut up, Lips. =P You're a soppy, amateur wannabe who can't pull off an afro at all! WHAT NOW? ! *gets the cork shoved into his mouth* Mmph? O_o *spits it out and walks away*

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: I am not! *angrily storms out of the room to be alone*

Caitlyn: *runs back into the room* Everything safe?

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *evil, high, chipmunky laugh* Mwehehehehehe! >=D

Chamberlain: *backs away, creeped out* o_O

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: ... what does that mean? And where's Lips?

[The Count]

Huh? Did Bunsen just...
UD: A new batch of the rogue glue? Yes, fraid so.
Oh noooooo!
*The fiendish furnace in our room stands with its mouths wide open, inviting the rogue glue.... Burning it all off thanks to its supernatural smoking abilities.
Phew, thank goodness that's over.

*Hears thud as Claudia falls from the ceiling onto her bed.
Maybe now she can get out of that room of hers.

*Sends a message to Squeekums and Cait to get Ailie to that place for her party tonight while we take care of Dr. Teeth's at the same time.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *offers Christina Ricci to Ed* =)

[The Count]

Oooh! Mine! Pounces on Ricci.
Thankees Ailie.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *nods* Come on, Ailie. Time for you to the party room. *gets Claudia and they take Ailie to the party room*

Lips: *to Ed* Can I help set up?

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: Ja welcome. XD Okies, Cait.

[The Count]

*To Ricci: Yesh. Huh? *Startled by Lips.
Oh uh, sure. Lemme just... *Stuffs Ricci into an oversized Popperware container that'll keep her locked in fresh-frozen suspended animation, puts it away inside the closet.

C'mon guys... Time for tha Doc to have his mind blasted to infinity. *Leaves with Count, Deadly and Lips...

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: Ain't it already? O_o *follows them*

[The Count]

Uh... Just one moment guys. *Checks with Cait to know where they'll be so as not to run into each other.

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: *Dragged away despite the fact she hasn't gotten dressed at all*
Thanks, Eddie! X3

Beaker: Mee mee mee.

Claudia: Agreed. If there's cake...we'll frost Bunsen 'til he can't move...

Beaker: MEEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEEEEEEE!

Claudia: .....No....no evil laughs for you. XD

Beaker: ;_;

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *has Ailie blindfolded* Don't worry, Ed. We've got it. *whispers* Where is the party room for Ailie? I haven't been told.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *trying to feel her way around and crashes into Zoot* Chamberlain? *squeeze* You got kinda pudgey. XP

Zoot: *sniff* ;_;

[The Count]

*Whispering to Cait: You take her to the band's old chapel now an organic coffee house, and we'll head off to Telephone Rock Cafe, already spoke with Janice and Little Jerry, they'll help us out.
*Departs with everyone who's going to Dr. Teet's party on the EM bus, driven by the master of the ivories himself.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *whispers* Thanks. *loads up the old Volkswagon Beetle; the others going to Ailie's party will be following* ... Can anyone of us drive? Ailie? Claudia?

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *fidgetting with her blind fold* Sort of but I probably shouldn't... XP

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *takes off blindfold* Sorry about that, Ailie. Hey, listen, can you drive us to that old chapel that's been turned into an organic coffee house? I haven't been there yet, so I was wondering if you could take all of us there.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: Okies. Hop in! *crashes into a tree five seconds later* I don't, uh, have my license yet... XP

Zoot: And you're getting married? O_o

Ailie: *pokes him* I'll do what I wants. =P

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: 'Sallright, I don't have mine either. In fact, Marvin had to drive this thing when we first came here. ... Can I drvie?

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *nods* Sure! :3

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Okay. *switches to driver seat* Here I go. *slowly, carefully and unsurely backs away from the tree* Okay, now slowly... *puts foot on gas pedal* into traffic... *watches the MPH* O_O *puts the other foot on the brake* I know you're supposed to only use one foot! O_O *car goes forward (suddenly) and stops* *this continues for some time* ... did I mention that I've only had one actual driving experience before this?

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: Fine, fine. I'll drive.
*Has Cait sit in the back and enters the car*
K, now that I'm here...NOBODY sits on my lap wanting to drive the car, ok?

Beaker: *Looks at her weirdly*

Blind Pew: *Sits on Claudia's lap* *Snuggles*

Claudia: -_- Why do I even bother. *Starts the car*

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: ^_^ Thankses, Claudia! <3 *licks and sits back, gazing out the window vaguely*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Thanks, Claudia. *sits back and looks out the window (not nessicarily at the scenery, just to think of things)*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *sitting behind Claudia, playing with her hair* O_o

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *still looking out the window* Did I ever tell you guys that I have Asperger syndrome? It's a form of autism.

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: Nope, but that's ok. :)
My brother's autistic.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: That's okay. =) My friend Dani has it too.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: I know a lot of people have it, but I'm about the only girl - possibly student - in my grade that has it. Hmm... are any of the Muppets autistic?

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: That doesn't make you any less awesome of a person. =) *hugs* I'm not sure.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Thanks. *hugs back* Let's see... At school, I'm kind of quiet. I don't hang with or talk to the other kids that much. I'm very smart, but I was in pre-school two years because of my athletic abilities (this was before autism and Asperger syndrome were rediscovered). Um... I don't like when things don't go my way, and I sometimes have meltdowns whenever something is wrong-- and not in questions, it's more like kids teasing me and me misinterpreting them. And people with Asperger syndrome tend to want to learn about one particular thing. For me, it's the entertainment business. ... does that sound sort of like any Muppet you guys know?

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: Hey, I'm quiet as well and I'm really not coordinated as well, pretty much the opposite, but nobody's perfect. =) It doesn't change that you're a great friend. It sort of sounds like a mixture of them--like Lips for the quietness and Kermit and Fozzie and the others for the interest in the entertainment business definitely.

Zoot: *snuggles against Cait and falls asleep* <3

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: ... Well, actually, I was trying to describe a person with Asperger syndrome and ask if you know any Muppets like that. But yeah, I am a mixture of them. I think I'm also lke Scooter because both of us like to be on the computer. I'm also a GT student and I'm in Advanced Math in my school, so I might be similar to the scientists. And, of course, I'm like all of the Muppet musicians. Yep, we understand each other. *pats Zoot's head lightly*

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: Fun fact, did you know Tim Burton has Asperger's syndrome?
A genius, too!

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: Well, I play the drums and I'm pretty weird (in the good way) so I'd say I'm probably a combination of Animal and Gonzo. They're my favorites too, I can relate with them a lot. =) My number one is all of the EM tied, though. I just wish they had more spotlight nowadays. *pets Zoot as well*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Another fun fact! The guy who created Poke'mon abd Bill Gates have Asperger's syndrom, too! And look at what they've done! Yeah, most people with Asperger's syndrome are geniuses.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: That's amazing! =) All of those guys really are brilliant!

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Yeah... You guys think that Jim Henson had Asperger's as well? And Claudia... are we there yet?

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: You never know...he could've. =)

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: Seriously? ! Omg, that's incredible!
You're right, many smart people do have that.
It isn't a flaw...it's a gift rather!

Not yet, btw. XD

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: I'm guessing that he did. ... So, what else do you guys want to talk about on the way to the organic coffee shop?

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: What are your interests in History, Cait? :3 That sounds cool.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: I wouldn't be surprised. He was extremely intelligent as well. And he had a great imagination. =) Anything, really. What do you like to read?

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: My interests in History? ... well, I don't like to choose favorites that much. But if we ever get to re-enact a historic event, I'm all for it. As in reading... I think I like histprical fiction somewhat. Like I said before, I'm not one to choose favorites.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: Cool. =) I like historical fiction too but I'm obsessed with fantasy and horror. Not just in books but in movies too. I live for that stuff. XD <3

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Speaking of movies, I have a question. If we could do a remake or reenactent of any movie, which one would it be and why?

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: I would love to do Little Shop of Horrors or Phantom of the Paradise because they're both really freaky and unique and they have great musical numbers. =) How about you?

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Probably Grease. It's one of my all-time favorites from the time period to the songs and musical numbers. *glances at Zoot* Speaking of musical numbers... *whispers to Ailie* If you've seen Quest for Camelot, can you imagine Lips and Zoot singing "If I Didn't Have You"?

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: XD A little. They kind of remind me of the two sidekicks in Hercules too. Pain and Panic.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Oh yeah, they do! Anyone else you can think of?

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: LOL! Maybe Draco and Harry...only this would be a twist--Lips is blonde but he's Harry. XD

[The Count]

*Arriving loudly at Telephone Rock Cafe... Okay, you cats peel out... And take the Doc withya. Ima gonna have me a little understanding with da manager of this joint. BTW: Did Tommy and Lefty and those guys make it here? This'd be more fun with some more guys to share the uh, cost of doing business. Riiight.
*Lips and Count take Dr. Teeth upstairs to the private dining/party room gawking at the posters of famous Muppet bands and some memorabilia as well. *Deadly remains with me, as we go in to talk to Little Jerry.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *laughs* You know, we've gotta figure out which one in the duo each of them are. Okay, we know that Lips is Harry and Zoot is Malfoy. So, which one's Devon and which one's Cornwall? Which one's Pain and which one's Panic? Which one's Timon and which one's Pumbaa? XD

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: Devon and Cornwall are hard but I know that Zoot would be Timon and Panic and Lips would be Pain and and Pumbaa because he's got a lower voice and he's less uptight. XD

Dr. Teeth: *gawking at all the band posters* This place is awesome! O_O

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Good point. Devon and Cornwall are hard to figure out. I mean, look at them! Zoot could play either one! Oh, and speaking of Lips, where'd he go earlier?

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: He went along with The Count and the other guys to another party.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Oh. But I meant earlier when I ran out of the room screaming that I was gonna go deaf. Then what hapened between then and the time I got back?
---
Lips: *is amazed at all the memorabilia* Why haven't we come here before?

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: I dunno. He just sort of ran off...

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Oh... whatever for? To find me?

[The Count]

*At the TRC... Count: Yes, *laughing*, I believe there's one of me when I vas in my Elwis getup for Counting Suede Shoes. The place opened up about a month ago. Now come on...
*Meanwhile: Whatd'ya mean Tommy isn't here? We left him the invite and everything. Don't tell me Chamberlain stole it... Meh, that jive turkey can steal it if he wants... Just let a green Muppet in a sneaky looking trenchcoat, a yellow Muppet with plaid-patterned clothing and red-rimmed glasses, a grayish Muppet what likes to explode everything, a thespian turtle, and the guy what's with him go on upstairs to the second floor Cheese and Onions room.
*Drops the plastic for the evening's activities, then ascends to meet up with the rest of the guys.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: Probably. =)

Meanwhile...

Chamberlain: *clapping in the backround* I said, Randy! What? The devil! Huh? The devil is everywhere...

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Yeah... So... any other duos that these two are like?

---

Lips: *looking around* Wow, there's even some stuff with the Electric Mayhem on it.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: Bartok and Rasputin? XDDD

Dr. Teeth: Dig it! I didn' even know we was actually on some of this stuff. O_o *gazing at a poster*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Be serious now, Ailie. *snaps her fingers* I got it! Mike Wazowski and Sulley from Monsters, Inc.!
---
Lips: *looking in a glass container where the action figures of all the Electric Mayhem members are "performing" on the EM Stage Playset* I didn't know they still had these things.

[Erine81981]

Hey Tommie. What day is it your heading back to Sesamstraat?

Tommie: Ooit dit weekend.

Well i hope everyone who hasn't meet you will get to.

Tommie: Misschien zal ik zondag verlaten. Ik weet dat iedereen me daar mist.

*looks in the book* Yea. I know everyone miss anyone who's not here at the dorms when they have to leave or are sick. Bryan one of really good freinds here is one of those kinda of guys. He's an actor for theater. And he's away alot. So we have to...*looks at Tommie's who giving me weird look* Oh yea. Sorry. Forgot you don't know much english. *translate as much as i can to Tommie* Bryan *holds up a picture* goede vriend. *points to picture* Doet veel theater. (Good freind, Does lots of theater)

Tommie: *nods heads yes*

Zorg voor zijn vrienden. (Look after his freinds)

Tommie: Begrijp. (understand)

Goede om het te weten. (Good to know)

Tommie: U en uw vrienden mist ook hem? (You and your firends miss him too?)

*nods head yes*

Tommie: I begrijp.

*thinks a bit* Ben juiste rug. *heads over to Claudia's room, knocks on the door* Please be home!

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: XD Totally!

Dr. Teeth: Whoa, these must be ancient! It's kinda weird lookin' back on all this stuff but in a good way. Know what I'm sayin'? =)

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Oh, who could be Celia and Boo?

Lips: I hear ya, man. And it's nice to know that people actually want the band to get back into the spotlight.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: Janice and...um...Robin? XD We'd have to change the part for a guy.

Dr. Teeth: *smiles* Yeah, it is. And we'll get to the top again soon. All in good time, man.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: XD I think we have an idea for a new reenactment, Ailie. Now, who to play the others... Randall, Waternoose, Fungus, those two jantor guys, the slug secretary, maybe Little Mikey could be Zoot's saxaphone...

Lips: *nods and smiles* Yeah. ... I wonder why I haven't been asked to play with the band in so long. I mean, the last official time I ever played with you guys was at Disney World.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: Lefty as Randall...maybe Mildred as the secretary... XD

Dr. Teeth: *solemnly* Well, ya were always welcome to come back, we just sorta lost contact with ya fer a while. It's not that we didn' wantcha at all, you just kinda disappeared. O_O

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Yes... What about the Abominable Snowman?

Lips: I'm... sorry about that. I don't know what happened. Literally. My mind's been kind of blank on events since... well, 1990.

[Erine81981]

*still at Claudia's door yelling* Hello? Is anyone home?

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: (Erine, we went on a road trip for my bridal shower. XP)

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Seriuosly, though, Ailie... who's gonna play the other parts? ... And when will we get to the party?

[Winslow Leach]

Tony, Lefty, Crazy Harry and Newsie, carrying Mr. Turtle, enter Cheese and Onions.

Tony: Guys, relax, I'm sure Dr. Teeth meant to invite us. He probably just forgot to...(spots Chamberlain)...on second thought, I'm pretty sure he did invite us...someone probably "misplaced" our invitation!

Lefty: Ya want I should stuff dat toikey?

Tony: No. We just got here. No need to ruffle feathers...hahahaha! Ruffle feathers! I kill myself! Anyway...maybe later on.

Mr. Turtle: I say, will there be entertainment? I'm in the mood for a smashing good show!

Lefty: Well...I asked Hilda, da costume lady at da Muppet Tee-ater, if she wanted ta get into a giant cake in her boithday suit, pop out, and sing "Tequila." But da old bag wouldn't do it, not even fer a nickel!

Newsie: Darn it! And I brought my camera, too!

All stare at Newsie.

Newsie: What? What'd I do now?

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: Drat, I'm sure I could've persuaded her somehow. Mwahahahahaha!

Dr. Teeth: <_< *socks him*

Chamberlain: A-HACK! *chokes and coughs up the invitations* Oh, uh, how did those get in there?

Dr. Teeth: I knew I couldn' rely on ya. X_X *shakes his head* Hey Tony and everyone! =) Groovy, ya guys made it. *picks up Mr. Turtle and huggles him tightly* Leonardo, there always is when yer here... <33

Chamberlain: I swear, Ailie's going to regret this for the rest of her life.

Dr. Teeth: Eh, shaddup, turkey. I'm well aware of how much my baby loves me so don' go spoilin' it for her. I know she's the girl of my dreams! Momma didn' raise no foo'...and Poppa didn' raise me at all so zip it!

[Winslow Leach]

Lefty spots a stage; it's set up with guitar, bass and drums.

Lefty: 'Ey, look! Orphan instruments! Dis'll gimme a chance ta practice fer tomorrow! Whaddaya say, Tommy?

Tony: Well...I suppose this place could use some livining up...but lemme sing the first song, at least...

Lefty: Why?

Tony: Ego. Plain and simple ego.

Lefty: Why youse...

Tony, Lefty and Harry approach the stage. Tony picks up the guitar, Lefty the bass, and Harry gets behind the drums. Tony hits the mic a few times to make sure it's on.

Tony (loudly, to Lefty and Harry, thru the mic) Hey, some dope left the mic on! (realizes everyone has heard him) I mean...we're gonna entertain you for a bit...and Lefty's gonna do a number or two...

Voice: BOO!

Voice #2: Get off the stage!

Tony: Are Statler and Waldorf out there?

Lefty: What are we gonna do, Tommy?

Tony: Let's do that Rutles song..."I Must Be In Love."

Lefty: Aw, dat's so easy!

Tony: That's why I picked it!

The band strike up "I Must Be In Love," a very Beatles-like number by the Pre-Fab Four, The Rutles. The song is very reminiscent of early Beatles hits, such as "I Want To Hold Your Hand," "She Loves You," and "A Hard Day's Night." Very bouncy and upbeat.

Tony (sings)

I feel good, I feel bad,
I feel happy, I feel sad,
Am I in love? I must be in love!

I feel rich, I feel poor,
I'm in doubt, I feel sure,
Am I in love? I must be in love!

Any time of the day I can see
Her face when I close my eyes,
Whoooo!

She's a dream, she is real,
Can't explain how I feel,
Am I in love? I must be in love!

Any time of the day I can see
Her face when I close my eyes,
Whoooo!

Am I dead, or alive?
Can my poor heart survive?
Am I in love? I must be in love!

I feel good, I feel bad,
I feel happy, I feel sad,
Am I in love? I must be in love!

I must be in love!
I must be in love!
I must be in love!

Hey!

Mr. Turtle: Ugh. Revolting long-hair music...couldn't make out a word he was saying...whatever happened to the good old days of Cole Porter and Benny Goodman?

Lefty leaps off the stage and grabs Mr. Turtle.

Lefty: C'mere fer a minute...I'm gonna put youse in yer natural habitat!

Mr. Turtle: Whatever do you mean?

Lefty bangs into the rest room.

Mr. Turtle: What are we doing in here? You--

Lefty drops Mr. Turtle into a toilet bowl.

Lefty: Swim little toitle, swim!

Mr. Turtle: Get me out of here you disgraceful vagabond!

Lefty: One more remark, and I'm gonna flush ya!

Mr. Turtle angrily floats in the bowl; Lefty leaves.

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *turns around and sees the chaos* ... It never happened, Lips, it never happened...
---
Caitlyn: *semi-sleepily* Who. could. play. Role of Fungus. Are we there yet?

[Winslow Leach]

Newsie (to Dr. Teeth) Ailie's a swell girl. I'm very surprised she agreed to marry someone like you! I mean...heh heh...oh dear...what I mean is...she seems kind of quiet and you're rather wild...it just surprises me that a man like you would be interested in someone like her...um...want some punch?

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: *snickering* Poor, poor reporter man...

Dr. Teeth: *seething* I was thinkin' of askin' ya the same question, Newsie... >_> *raises his fist*

Chamberlain: *cheerfully* I love weddings. =)

Dr. Teeth: *sighs and decides not to kill Newsie and walks off* -_-

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *after much consideration, decides to follow Dr. Teeth until no one else is around* You okay, Doc?

[Katzi428]

*still at Claudia's door yelling* Hello? Is anyone home?
Prairiecalling down the hall I know we're not Claudia or her roomies.But we're here.
Rosita:We haven't gotten a chance to meet Tommie yet.
Prairie:Hallo Tommie.Ik Prairie Dawn
Rosita pointing to herself Rosita.We're friends of Kathy's.
Prairie:Kyle...could you translate for us?Oh..by the way.we have brownies for Tommie.I'll go get them.

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bunsen: I'm afraid Claudia left for the night, Mr. Kyle.
Why don't you come inside and make yourself comfortable?
I'm sorry I didn't come sooner, you see....a minor glitch came about thus
distracting me.

Beaker: MEE MEE, sorry!

---

Claudia: *Drinking too much of what she thinks is soda"* *HIC* And...that one time I...I called it "boogertopia".....that's a planet not too far off from my earwax...ye....yo...you
know? *Laugh, cough*

Blind Pew: My pearl....you drank MY RUM! O_O

Clueless Morgan: ....Captain Morgan---*Is smacked with a pan*

Blind Pew: Zstupeed cat.

Claudia: I don't....I don't....*HIC* I don't know what you're talking about....
I...I like rabbits.....bunny rabbits...*Petting her knee thinkng it's a bunny rabbit*

Blind Pew: *Shakes head*

[The Count]

*Getting back to Cheese and Onions room after a bathroom break. Those figures are great, were the variants in there too Lips? Hey, this is a private room, special booked and everything. You hecklers get outta here!
*To gang in Edward G. Robinson voice: Alls right youz mugs... We're here for da party for daDoc see? Anyone of youz mugs acts uppity, and you'll be eating this junk as your last meal see? That goes double for you, jive turkeybrains (Chamberlain). You're alls right kid, dark and dreadful like us, but don't get any ideas. Deadly, order up for me and da Count yeah. I'm gonna play a friendly game of pool with my friends da Doc and da Horns over here. Tommy, keep an eye on your mugs.

*Mugs of soda and root beer arrive, thanks to the waitress, Miss Mousey.

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: Yeah, I'm a'ight, Lips. *to Ed* Pool? But I don' know how to swim! O_O XP

Chamberlain: *rimshot* -_-

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: 0_o ... *to Dr. Teeth* Nervous about tomorrow?

[The Count]

*Sticato chuckle. C'mon Doc... Grab a cue and get into the game. *Sets up the table by racking the balls in triangle formation. Okay youz mugs, da Doc gets da first shot nyah.

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: HE don't...don't mean that....Teeth....he...hahah....
@_0....He meant the game...hahah....dude, I look like a flabbergasted
thingamabob....

Blind Pew: *Pokes her*

Claudia: *Tips over*

Blind Pew: Timberrrrrrrrrr! ><

Claudia: *Crushes a lizard by accident with her body weight*
The floor....floor, you look....so...so....hooooot.....

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Hey, Ailie, are we even there yet?
---
Lips: *grabs two cues, one for him and the other for Doc*

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: We....we are, Cait....
We.....Look....see Ed? X3

[The Count]

*Miss Mousey returns with our orders... Tony and his gang singing Pitsticker or whatever that song was that rattled off items from the lef side of the menu. Us playing at the billiards table... Deadly just admiring the scene from his seat at the table asking if the big surprise for later's taken care of.

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: *shoots before turning back to Lips* A little but still, I really can't wait! I shivah with anticipation! I tremble with excitementosity! *accidently whacks himself in the head with the pool stick* Who am I kiddin'? I'm a wreck... X_X I mean, what if she says nah at the last minute?

Zoot: *still snuggling against Cait, half asleep* Janice... <3

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: She won't, Doc! SHe loves you, and you love her. *to Ed* Is it my turn soon? *back to the Doc* You love Ailie, don'tcha?
---
Caitlyn: No... all I see is us going around in circles in the car in the middle of some intersection, my reflection in the rearveiw mirror, and Zoot still snuggled up to me while sleeping. ... *hugs Zoot back*

[The Count]

*At the table... UD: Knew this'd happen.
*Pats the pocket of his tattered chained coat, producing Bunsen's teleporter remote control. *Aims it at Clauds and Ailie's gang, sending them to Java Coffeez, a better place for a bachelorette party than Jim's Coffee House in the heart of town.

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: Circles? Wha....*HIC*
Blind Pew: Instant stupideety.
---

Bunsen: Who stole my teleporter?
Beaker: *Shrugs*
Claudia: *HIC* You....HIII....*Drifts off to bed*
Dr. Van Neuter: What...the...heck?
Claudia: Guess it was the wrong button...*Sleeps again*

[WhiteRabbit]

Lips: She won't, Doc! SHe loves you, and you love her. *to Ed* Is it my turn soon? *back to the Doc* You love Ailie, don'tcha?
---
Caitlyn: No... all I see is us going around in circles in the car in the middle of some intersection, my reflection in the rearveiw mirror, and Zoot still snuggled up to me while sleeping. ... *hugs Zoot back*

Dr. Teeth: *nods* I'd die fo' her. <33

Zoot: *tries to kiss Cait, thinking she's Janice*

[The Count]

Yeah.. Go ahead Horns. I already had my toin.

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *nods* That's what I thought. Don't worry, Doc, you'll be fine. *shoots; almost all of the balls fall into the pockets (minus the cue ball)*

Caitlyn: *slightly blushes* ... *ahem* Er, Li-- I mean, Zoot?

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: Heh...horns. *sighs* No really, thanks Lips. Yer righ'. I shouldn' be worryin'. *hands him the stick* Yer turn.

Zoot: *half conscious* Janice...shhh... *presses his mouth against her's

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: ... but I already went. I grabbed two cues, one of them I gave to you. I got my own, and... well.. *motions to look at the table and into the pockets*

Caitlyn: *is blushing* *tries to speak...*

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: Man, I don' get this game. Ya wanna jam instead or somethin'?

Zoot: *placing his hand on the side of her face gently while deepening the kiss. Surprisingly, he's very good at it*

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: I think there's a piano somewhere in the back.

Caitlyn: *is red at this time* ... *closes eyes, giving in*

[The Count]

Meh... Ima tired of the game too. Go jam... You're probably better than Tommy anyway. No offense kid. *Making motions signaling Tony's performance was okay, then waving it off like Dr. Forester did that one time.
*Sits down to eat a big beefy bat burger with all da trimmings and a full glass of Sprite.

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: Right on! Did ya bring your trumpet? *to Ed* Hey, Tony's a kid but he's far out. =)

Zoot: *finally breaks it off and lets his mouth trail down to her neck to kiss it swiftly*

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *holding trumpet* When don't I have it?

Caitlyn: *doesn't speak*

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: XD True dat. So what d'ya wanna play?

Zoot: *looks back up at her sleepily and smiles*

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: how about "Lazybones"? YOu remember that song, don't you?

Caitlyn: *smiles back*

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: Yeah! If ya want, I mean...I feel bad that ya didn' get enough spotlight, man. D'ya wanna sing it and I could play backup?

Zoot: *rests his head against her's* <3

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: O_O Really? 'Cuz I was gonna do Zoot's part since he's not here. ... but really, you want me to sing it?

Caitlyn: *ditto* ... *sighs*

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: Go fer it, man! =)

Zoot: *stroking her hair lightly, his mind a million miles away as usual but for an entirely different reason*

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: ... oaky. Start the song off, and I'll go from there.

Caitlyn: ... *sighs contently*

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: *starts playing the beginning for Lips*

Zoot: *softly* I guess it wasn't Chamberlain who has the crush on you... *blushes*