Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[The Count]

*Bat flies in, snatching queenie's doughnut halo crown. So, my little darkling returns. Let us see what treasures she brings... *Bites doughnut. Mmm, delish. Mwahaha!

[The Count]

*Waking in the downstairs tombs... Mmm, what a nice dream.
Count: Oh?
Yeah... Dreamt I met Layla at one of the old offices at the UPR's General Studies building... Helped her open up a large package that was waiting for her, turned out to be this Big Bird casette player/book reader or something along those lines.
Count: Ah, that does sound nice.

*Scoops up Fatatatita... Hello there pretty kitty. Happy about today? Yes, I thought so. Friday the 13th again. That means it's your unofficial birthday. *Strokes the black cat's beautiful blackened fur. We'll have a party later tonight of course... But for now, go and enjoy yourself, causing a bit of bad luck mischief. *Twinkle in his eye. Maybe Gaffer's waiting to play with you my lipshen. *Rubs her head one last time and lets her go.

We'll have a devil of a time tonight! Count, Uncle D, call the rest of the gang and some of the fiends from back home. *Wonders what ghoulish delights to make for the party.

[Katzi428]

Gaffer comes in making prrtt sounds excitedly
Morning Gaffer! setting down a bowl of Kitty Krunchies for her Yes...I know it's Friday the 13th & your friend Fatatitita's unofficial birthday. I got her a small black kitty toy ball. She'll like it.:)
Gaffer paws at me and then licks my leg,giving it kitty kisses
You're welcome,sweet kitty .scratching the top of her head Now you go play with Fatatita.

[The Count]

*Opens the door letting Fatatatita out to play, black velvet ribbon and named bat-tag around her neck. If you have any suggestions for side dishes, please leave a note with one of the batty statuettes. I'll be gone this afternoon. Be back in the evening hours.
:batty:

[Beakerfan]

A shadowy figure lurking about suddenly bursts into Claudia's room and snatches Beaker, carrying him off to who-knows-where.

Dark and sinister voice: MWooOohahaha! Let the events of Friday the 13th begin!

[Winslow Leach]

Newsie: Hey Tommy, if you could be any animal, what would you want to be?

Tony: What are you, Barbara Walters?

Newsie: No, really.

Tony: Um...I've never really given it much thought. Maybe a dog or something, I dunno.

Newsie: Why a dog?

Tony points to his face.

Tony: Duh...

Newsie: Point taken!

Tony: Why, what would you like to be?

Newsie: I'm glad you asked!

Tony: Well you brought it up...

Newsie (proudly) I would like to be...a Japanese fighting fish!

Tony: Taxi!

Newsie: I'm serious.

Tony: Why would you want to be a Japanese fighting fish?

Newsie: For one thing I would be Japanese. For another, I'd be a fish! And not just any kind of fish...a fighting fish!

Tony: You are aware that a Japanese fighting fish is no bigger than a standard tropical fish, right?

Newsie: Yeah, but he fights! Tropical fish just swim all day. Loafers. Besides, no one would mess with me, because they'd know I'm a deadly fighting fish!

Tony: And of course you know there are much, much much more larger and deadlier fish in the sea, right?

Newsie: Feh! Like what, for instance?

Tony: Oh, I dunno, like a shark for starters...

Newsie: I forgot about the mighty shark!

Tony: Not to mention other sea creatures, such as whales, manatees, electric eels, jellyfish...

Newsie: Okay, okay, I get it! I suppose I should have given this some more thought. Japanese fighting fish sounded..."cool"...

Tony: Heck, all I would have to do if you became too much of a nuisance would be to scoop you out of the tank and flush you down the toilet...

Newsie: I got it! Sheesh!

Tony: So now what kind of animal would you like to be?

Newsie: Gimme some more time. This is a rather important subject...

Lefty pokes his head into the room.

Lefty: POTATO PANCAKES?

Tony whips out a super-soaker, and sprays Lefty; the little salesman disappears.

Tony: The ironic thing is he sold this thing to me for a nickel.

Newsie (contemplating) Maybe a laughing hyena...I do like to laugh...if what I'm laughing at is in good taste, of course...

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *down at the pool with her roomies* Dude, I've always wanted to do this song!

Dr. Teeth: Dude, why are ya sayin' dude? O_o

Ailie: Dude?

Dr. Teeth: Dude?

Chamberlain: DUDE!

Ailie: It's not cool anymore. =P *crawls up to her drumset* Frankie, you're on lead vocals.

Zoot: Okay, Janet.

Ailie: Nya. *they start playing*

Zoot: We were at a party
His ear lobe fell in the deep
Someone reached in and grabbed it
It was a rock lobster!

Rock Lobster!

Rock Lobster!

We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a rock
It wasn't a rock
It was a rock lobster!

Rock Lobster!
Rock Lobster!
Rock Lobster!

All: Rock Lobster!
Rock Lobster!

Zoot: Commotion in the ocean
His air hose broke!
Lots of troubles!
Lots of bubbles!
He was in a jam!
(He wa)s'in a giant clam!

Rock, Rock

Rock Lobster!
Down, down...

Underneath the waves
Mermaids wavin'
Wavin' to mermen
Wavin' sea fans
Sea horses sailin'
Dolphins wailin'

Rock Lobster!
Rock Lobster!

Chamberlain and Ailie *singing highpitched and disturbingly*:
Rock Lobster!
Rock Lobster!
Oooo aah!
Oooo aah!
Red snappers snappin'
Oooo aah!
Clam shells clappin'
Oooo aah!
Muscles flexin'
Oooo aah!
Flippers flippin'
Oooo aah!

Rock, Rock,
Rock Lobster
Down! Down!

Lobster... Rock
Lobster... Rock

Let's rock!

Zoot: Boys and bikinis
Girls and surfboards
Everybody's rockin'
Everybody's frugin'

Twistin' round the fire
Havin' fun!

Bakin' potatoes
Bakin' in the sun!

Put on your noseguard
Hit on the Lifeguard
Pass the tanning butter

Here comes a stingray
There goes a mantaray
In walked a jelly fish
There goes a dogfish
Chased by a catfish
In flew a sea robin
Watch out for that piranha!
There goes a narwhal
HERE COMES A BIKINI WHALE!

All: *Chamberlain is making freaky dolphin noises in the backround*
Lobster rock lobster
ROCK LOBSTER
lobster rock ay ay ah ah
ROCK LOBSTER
lobster rock lobster
ROCK LOBSTER
Lobster rock ay ay ah ah oo
ROCK LOBSTER
Ay ay ah ah oo
Ay ay ah ah oo *fades out*

[The Count]

*Giant clam shells up over and around Zoot. Uh-oh... Another Friday the 13th mishap!

*Party keeps jammin' on for Fatatatita, delicious goulash and tortilla bone chips laid out for guests to scoop up.
*Devilfood cake rests at the center of the table, waiting for a certain black kitten's claws to swipe and slice off the first piece.

[Winslow Leach]

Tony (sings)

They call me Doctor Worm

Good morning, how are you?

I'm Doctor Worm

I'm interested in things

I'm not a real doctor, but

I am a real worm

I am an actual worm

I live like a worm

I like to play the drums

I think I'm getting good

But I can

Handle criticism

I'll show you what I know, and you can

Tell me if you think

I'm getting better on the drums

I'll leave the front door unlocked

'Cause I can't hear the doorbell

Someday, somebody else besides me

Will call me by my stage name

They will call me Doctor Worm

Good morning, how are you?

I'm Doctor Worm

I'm interested in stuff

I'm not a real doctor

But I am a real worm

I am an actual worm

I live like a worm!

Newsie (aside, to Lefty) You get the butterfly net. I'll detain him in the meantime...

[The Count]

*Too late as Lefty rushed headfirst into a giant spiderweb, sprinting out of the theater like a mad gazelle.

Ooh! I knew this large spiderweb would pay off for us. C'mon, let's fry up some insect legs. And don't forget the honey mustard dipping sauce this time!

[Katzi428]

The girls and I come (slightly late) to the party
Prairie:Happy unofficial birthday Fatatita!
Rosita:And Happy Friday the 13th too!
giving Fatatita her purresents Happy unofficial birthday Fatatita scratching her head We made you some black cuppycakes to celebrate the occasion.:)

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie:=P *bites Ed-head*

Dr. Teeth: O_O *pries the clam shell open and pulls Zoot out*

Zoot: *covered with clam juice* Ew... ;_;

[Erine81981]

Come with me Tommie. *motions hands to come with me*

Tommie: Waar gaan wij?

*looks it up* Wr-aar gaan aan de rue-uimte van Kathy.

Tommie: Hotseflots!

Hot see floats?

Tommie: Nah. Niet als dat. Hot-se-flots!

Ok. *tries it again* Hot-se-flots?

Tommie: Yeah!

Goooood. *knocks on Kathy's door*

[The Count]

*Pops head back up after Ailie thought she bit it, but got nothing but air... Hey, easy girl... Ita not my fault the clam just did that... Maybe it didn't like the music you were shellin'. *Offers them piece of cake. *Fatatatita rubs up to Kathy, thanking her and the girls for the cuppycakes. *Gets a trippin' tingle. Ooh! KG update! To the reading room! *All dash off instantly.

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: *Sleeping*
Bunsen: Dear, you've slept for two days! Why won't you wake up?
Blind Pew: True love's first kees? X)
Claudia: *SCREAM*
Bunsen: You are very clever, Pew!
Blind Pew:...I wasn't keeding.
Claudia: 0_0 *Edges away and runs out of her room; bad hair and all*
Composta: *Smacks forehead*

[The Count]

*Finished reading, has to clean up... *Goes to get some lunch for the fiends... My Squeaky sense just activated! Beakkieeee Squeeekieeeeee!

[Beakerfan]

The dark and shadowy figure drags Beaker down the hall, one hand over his mouth. The figure seems to struggle in lifting the willowy Muppet. In all honesty, the figure is rather small and not very sinister.

Alex: *opens the door* Bean, get in here already! You've been gone almost a whole day!

Bean: *struggling to get Beaker in the door* Well, he's kinda heavy...

Sweetums: *goes out the door, shuts and locks it, then stands casually in front of it*

[BeakerSqueedom]

[Glomps Eddie*] <3

Beaker: *Unaware of who it is* MWEEEEEOOOOO! MEE MEE MEEE MEEE!
Mee mamamo! ;_; *Sinks his head into his labcoat* Mee mee mee!
O_O

*Sees Bean* Mee? !
*Sees Alex beckon him to the room*
*Suddenly....he doesn't seem all that frightened*
Meee meee? o_o *Pokes head out shyly to see Alex better*
*Gasps as Sweetums gaurds the door*

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Bunsen: It seems that my fickle and wayward assistant has gone missing...
Oh, and on such an important day as this.
*Petting his device lovingly*

Claudia: *Comes out a boy, yet again*
Dude, is this that gender-changing machine?

Bunsen: No, my dear...this time...you could be just about anyone you please!
Or...changing gender....erm...is another option.

Blind Pew: She'z a....boy? *Takes out his sword and presses it lightly against Bunsen's neck* Change my pet BACK!

Bunsen: It's only temporary!

Blind Pew: Oh?

Bunsen: Mmmhm, It'll take four hours though...

Blind Pew: *Jaw drops*

Composta: *Falls in love with "Claudio"*
<33 So handsome.

Dr. Van Neuter: O_O Who the heck are YOU?

Claudia: ....><

[Katzi428]

Come with me Tommie. *motions hands to come with me*

Tommie: Waar gaan wij?

*looks it up* Wr-aar gaan aan de rue-uimte van Kathy.

Tommie: Hotseflots!

Hot see floats?

Tommie: Nah. Niet als dat. Hot-se-flots!

Ok. *tries it again* Hot-se-flots?

Tommie: Yeah!

Goooood. *knocks on Kathy's door*
answering the door. Hi Kyle! Great to see you! And this must be Tommie Hallo Tommie! Pleased to meet you.shaking Tommie's hand Uh Kyle...I'm afraid I don't speak Dutch very well.Care to be the translator for Tommie and me?

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *working on an impressionalist painting in her room* Hm... *splashes some red onto it*

Zoot: *pokes his head in* That's good, Ailie! Very good, actually. What is it?

Ailie: Well, it's partly an expression of my teenage angst, but mostly it's a moo-cow.

Zoot: -_- *facepalm*

[Winslow Leach]

The door to the room rattles; Tony and Crazy Harry look up. Someone is trying to get in. Finally, the door opens, and a large bear stumbles awkwardly into the room.

Actually, it's Newsie in a ratty, moldy old bear costume that has seen much better days. The brown "fur" is matted, and there are several small holes and rips in the "body" half of the suit.

Newsie (half-heartedly, and not very convincing) Growl! Eh...grooowwwwwl...arrrrrrr!

Tony (flatly) Oh no. A bear. Help.

Newsie: Grrrrr! I'm looking for a pick-a-nick basket! I mean...errrrrrrrrrrrr!

Tony: Huh. A talking bear. What are the odds?

Newsie: Growl! Hiss!

Tony: I gather you would like to be a bear, eh Newsie?

Newsie: Who is this Newsie you speak of? Oh, shoot, I did it again...GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Tony (to Harry) Yesterday he wanted to be a Japanese fighting fish...

Lefty walks into the room.

Lefty: 'Ey, youse'll never guess what I lifted from--

(sees Newsie, and recoils in terror)

Lefty: AAAAAAAAAHHHHH! A BEAR!

Lefty whips a tranquilizer gun out of his coat, and fires a dart into the rump of the bear suit.

Newsie staggers drunkenly, then crashes to the floor.

Lefty: Good night, Yogi!

Tony: Good job there, Lefty...you saved us from a maurading beast!

Lefty: Good ting I got ere when I did!

Tony: Who happens to read the news every night.

Lefty: Huh?

Tony: That's just Newsie in an old bear costume he probably found at the Muppet Theatre. Honestly, in that getup, he couldn't fool a two-year-old.

Lefty: Oh. Newsie, huh? Yeah...yeah, I knew dat...I was just...playin' along...riiiiiiiiiiiiight! I knew it was him all da time...uh...how'd youse like my performance? Did I look scared?

Tony: Sure, Lefty. Your "performance" was astounding!

Mr. Turtle: Feh! If that was a performance, I shall give up the stage, and devote my life to raising turnips.

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: *shoves Tony's door open, dressed up like greek soldier* THIS IS SPARTAAAA!

Dr. Teeth: *dressed up like Morpheus from The Matrix* No, this is Patrick. =P *picks up Mr. Turtle so he doesn't get trampled* Nya. <33

Ailie: Cowboy Curtis from Peewee's Playhouse! <3 *attacks Dr. Teeth*

Dr. Teeth: Mehhhh...I wish people would stop callin' me that! X_X

[Winslow Leach]

Tony: o_O...er...hi guys...um...gee, you sure know how to make an entrance there...oh! Look, we just got a new bear rug!

Lefty: Yeah. It fell off da back of a truck, an' I scooped it up...riiiiiiiiiiiiiight!

Lefty steps all over the still-out Newsie.

Lefty: It's a bit lumpy, but, meh...I'm sure it'll settle in time...(to Chamberlain) 'Ey buzzard. Are youse supposed to be a Greek or a geek? Heh heh...

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: *sitting on top of the "bear rug"* This isn't very comfortable... =P *bites Lefty* You're calling me a geek when my other roomies thought this was a Peewee's Playhouse convention?

Dr. Teeth: Dang it, Chamberlain--

Ailie: *dressed up like Miss Yvonne* Mya? O_o

Zoot: *dressed up like Peewee* That's the secret word of the day! AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *tequila dance*

Ailie: Who drank all the Jolt Cola? =P

[The Count]

*Erupts violently at Ailie's roomies... Neverbringyourevilintoourdorms! *Blasts in thunderation, rejecting and expelling the vile crud from that piece of **** quite forcibly. (Pardon the bleep, but that's one of my anger buttons that just got pushed.)

Don't do that again... It makes me mad... *Eyes glowing darkest black-blood red. You don't want to see me when I'm mad.
*Fiends gather and attack as well... Making sure no traces of this episode are left within Ed's sensitive line of sight as it were, lest he become a true monster once again.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *starts crying* Why must you always ruin my fun, Ed? =( WHY? ! WHY? ! *storms back to her room, knocking stuff over like Bender-Floyd*

Zoot: *while getting attacked by a fiend* Harsh... =/

[The Count]

*Softens... Ailie sad? Aw... *Tries to make it up to her... *Makes a quick phone call... All of a sudden a young teenage Muppet girl with dark blonde hair flipped over one eye arrives at the dorms. She happens to have a crush on the Electric Mayhem's keyboardist... And an equally big heart. The girl, who some have intimated to be named Aurilee or Aurie for short knocks on the door to Room #17, here to stay for the summer months with her best friend named Ailie.

Better?

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: NYA! *pushes the imposter out a window* *incurable teenage angst*

Zoot: Eddieeeee...this hurtses ussss... O_o ;_;

[The Count]

Hey... The attack was called off minutes ago. And you just pushed Aurie out the window, the real Aurie. You'd better apologize before she thinks you were mean to her on her first day here.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: She's my charrie...and I didn't want to bring her in now. =P It's like having a (prettier, more intelligent, funnier) muppet version of me, it wouldn't be fun AT ALL. *jealous growl*

Zoot: Um...thanks, Ed? I love you. O_O

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: *Snuggles Ailie* It's ok, I'm here. <3
Aww. *Huggles tightly*

Composta: *Hugs Ailie*

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *snuggles them back* Cheese. -_-

[Beakerfan]

Alex: *sitting on the couch, snuggling Beaker*

Sweetums: *standing at the door, snuggling Bean*

Janice: *in Ailie's room, snuggling Zoot*

Animal: *snuggling his drumset*

Floyd: *watching tv*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *huggles Janice* I love you more...

[BeakerSqueedom]

Beaker: *Snuggles Alex* Mee mee mee meee.
[Trans: Away from Bunsen, Claudia, and the others....PARADISE!]

*Paints Alex's nails*

[The Count]

Well... Sorry, was just tryin' to make it up to you Ailie. *Aurie leaves after she gets the message. *Deep sigh. Now what can we do to apologize to Ailie? Sure, Squeeky made her feel better... But we need to do something for Rabbit to take away this feeling of crum-bummery Iz got now. But what?

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *softly* Ja don't have to do anything, Ed. And although I do appreciate you allowing me to take in Aurie, I think she's better suited for fanfiction. That's all. *pets* It's okay, me is just insane. =P

Zoot: *clings onto Ed* Can you please make me a vampire too? O_O *doesn't like being a zombie*

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Nora: I had to go in today and help Mrs. Farley; there was a new shipment of Romantic-era French poetry and no one else wanted to help stack it.
Erin: Ah, Lamartine...as for me, I was stuck covering a high school graduation this morning...after I got stuck in traffic on the way there.
Scooter: I almost had some scenery fall on me at the theater.
Beige: Cave's Oldest Fraggle was in a rare mood today...need I say more?
Storyteller: I thought you'd given up the job of security Fraggle?
Beige: Yeah, but she's still my boss. So...what do people want to do now?
Erin: I'm feeling a craving for something cold, sweet and scooped into a waffle cone.
Nora: I've been longing for one of Cold Comfort's ice cream cakes for the last hour.
Scooter: And Deep Freeze just brought in five new flavors of gelato. From Italy, no less.
Storyteller: Oh, now you've got me longing for the Radish Ripple...get your wallets and purses, everyone.

(later, gang departs in search of ice cream)

[The Count]

Aw... Thanks. *Glomp to Ailie.

If you want, but zombies are :cool: too. You get to sleep in all day and then party all night. Plus, with a blanched face, the dudes know better than to mess with you, cause you'll just keep on comin'.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *glomps back and offers those halloween oreos with the orange frosting* =)

Zoot: Okay, we won't. Thankses, Count. <3333

[Skeeter Muppet]

Boober: How can you watch this stuff?
Kim: Because it's educational. And because the TAPS team is one of the best groups of practical jokers ever.
Gillis: They do seem to have quite a mischievous streak...
Boober: At least you weren't watching this yesterday.
Kim: Well, that's only because I bought it yesterday.
Mimzy: Don't you have most of the episodes these investigations were in on DVD already?
Kim: ...your point?
Mimzy: ...never mind.

-Kim

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *fixing her drumset after throwing it across the room earlier*

Dr. Teeth: *slinks up to her nervously* Er, Ailie, can I ask you somethin'?

Ailie: Sure, hon. What?

Dr. Teeth: Well, we've been goin' out fer a while now. D'ya wanna, what I mean is, I was wonderin' if ya--

Ailie: Uh huh? O_O

Dr. Teeth: *dramatic pause* Ailie, will ya marr--?

Zoot: DAVID BOWIE!

Ailie: One sec, sweetie-- *screams and runs off to find him*

Dr. Teeth: *sighs* -_-

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudio: David Bowie? ! *Is a guy* Oh...erm...I don't swing that way!

[Winslow Leach]

Claudio: David Bowie? ! *Is a guy* Oh...erm...I don't swing that way!

Lefty pops his head in, about to ask Claudia something; he thinks twice, shakes his head, and vanishes.

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *hanging up a poster of Daniel Craig as Jame Bond* I lied. =P

Ailie: Ooh... *gazes at the poster* <333

[The Count]

*Shares Halloween Oreos with the rest of the gang. *Leaves a coupon for Ailie to buy herself an ice cream cake at either Deep Freeze or Cold Comforts. Hmmm, shouldn't the effects of Bunsen's device have worn off by now? Wonder when Clauds will turn herself into something more, um, becoming.
*Voice: Now what makes you say something like that?
*A tall female stands in the doorway, shrouded by shadows... Be she Muppet or model? Dunno myself... So just who could it be? An admirer of mine, yes, just not identified as such as of yet. :shifty: :search:

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: Aw, thanks, Ed! =) I'll share it with you guys when I return. *goes off to the store to go get one*

Dr. Teeth: *leans against the wall, covering his face* Man, I blew it. -_-

[AnimatedC9000]

*Caitlyn enters the building (wearing her new EM shirt) pushing a luggage cart with two pet carriers and a suitcase*

Caitlyn: Ah, home...

Muppaphone #1: Can we stop with the remenising?

Muppaphone #5: Let us out!

Muppaphone #7: I need to go potty...

*Muppaphones are talking all at once*

Caitlyn: Hold yer horses! *gets room key out, unlocks the room, pushes cart inside* *opens larger pet carrier*

Lips: *crawls out* Finally! You have no idea how cramped it was in there!

Caitlyn: Sorry, I didn't know that we were going to take my half-brother's wife baby shopping after lunch! *hugs Lips* From now on, we travel by plane together and stay together.

Lips: *smiles and hugs back*

Muppaphones: *still talking all at once, some oblivious to the two lovebirds*

Caitlyn: ... *ahem* Lips... *motions to the MPs*

Lips: Oh. ... okay. *clears throat*

Caitlyn: Hold on. *gives Lips her new Kermit doll*

Lips: Thanks. *ahem* ... *in a dead-on impression of Kermit's voice:* QUIIIIIEEEEETTT!

Muppaphone #3: So I was like, "Sure, Stitch is cute, but is he the type that's ready to settle down and have a family?" *realizes that all the other Muppaphones, who are silent at this point, are staring at her* ... oh.

Caitlyn: *lets the Muppaphones out of the carrier* Welcome back, little guys. *to Lips* That was a pretty good Kermit impression.

Lips: *in Kermit voice* Thank you-- wait. *clears throat* *in regular voice* Thank you.

Caitlyn: You're very welcome. *to Muppaphones* All right, guys, go rescue Marvin from Tony's room.

Muppaphones: *groan and complain, but reluctantly do their assigned job*

Caitlyn: Thank you!

[Winslow Leach]

Lefty runs into Tony's room, slamming the door behind him; he leans against it, panting.

Tony: Okay, doofus, who's after you this time?

Lefty: Youse...youse know dat chick what lives in dat room wit dose noidy guys...dat melon-head...dat red-haired kid...and dat...dat odder weird guy, I dunno his name...

Tony: Phil.

Lefty: Whatever. It toins out dat chick is not a chick! She's a he! She's a fella, a guy, just like you and me! Well...like me, anyway!

Tony: What are you talking about?

Lefty: It's just like dat song by da Kinks...

Tony: Sunny Afternoon?

Lefty: Put a sock in it, wisenheimer! Ya know...da one dat goes...(sings) I met 'er in a club down in old Soho, where dey drink champagne and it tastes just like Coca-Cola, C-O-L-A, cola...

Tony: Lefty...Claudia is a girl. She's always been a girl.

Lefty: N'uh-uh! Go have a looksee fer yerself! It's a guy livin' in dere now!

From the floor, Newsie-bear groans.

Newsie: Unngghhh...mmmommy?

Lefty reaches into his coat, pulls out his tranquilizer gun, and gives him another shot. Newsie-bear is still again.

Lefty: What are we gonna do?

Tony: About what?

Lefty: DA GOIL IS A GUY! How many times do I hafta spell it out fer ya?

Tony: Shhhh...get some rest, pickle-puss. The bad dream will go away in the morning.

Lefty: You fool! Duped! We've been duped all dis time! Well, I'm not gonna stand fer it any longer!

Tony: What are you gonna do?

Lefty: I...I dunno. I'm kinda in da mood for nachos...

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: Hi, Lefty! *Back to her girly self* *Eyes wide*
Going to sleep so soon? ! COCA-COLA? ! WHERE?
*Petting Lefty as she looks around*

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Bunsen: Why the long face, Mr. Teeth? You usually flash such a brilliant smile--and despite the fact your teeth display one--it isn't at all truthful, almost dull. Troubled? Tch, ohhh...*Pats him lightly on the back, in a sympathetic manner*

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: *hangs his head* Man, I totally screwed up, Bunsen. I don't know what to do... -_-

Zoot: *joins them* What's wrong?

Dr. Teeth: I tried to ask Ailie to--to--

Zoot: ...O_o?

Dr. Teeth: --marry me. X_X But I chickened out, 'cause I wasn't sure how she'd react...

[Erine81981]

answering the door. Hi Kyle! Great to see you! And this must be Tommie Hallo Tommie! Pleased to meet you.shaking Tommie's hand Uh Kyle...I'm afraid I don't speak Dutch very well.Care to be the translator for Tommie and me?
Sure thing Kathy. (whispers) I don't know much either but i have my handy dandy book with me. Oh and he understood the hello. It's about same in Dutch as in English.

Tommie: Hallo Kathy. *shakes hands with her* U bent zeer mooie vrouwen.

*looks into book* Uh let me see here. You are a very pretty women.

Tommie: Prity.

That's closes enough. He's very nice. He's told me lots of stories about him, Pino and Ieniemienie.

Tommie: Pino en Ieniemienie zijn goede vrienden.

Yep there good freinds. I hope Tommie will be able to meet Prairie Dawn and Rostia.

Tommie: Prairie Dawn en Rostia?

*looks up in the book* Stem vóór! Prairie Dawn and Rostia. Vriendens.

Tommie: Vriendens?

Stem vóór!

Tommie: Waar zijn zij?

*looks again in the book* Where are they?

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bunsen: Mmmmm....has it ever occured to you ...that she hasn't exactly reached that precise age? Oh, I don't mean to be a party pooper. *Blushes*

Beaker: Mee meee meee....

Dr. Van Neuter: She's hot, though!

Bunsen: Naughty! *Chides*

Dr. Van Neuter: O_o What?

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: ;_; I don't care...I'd treat her like a-- *blinks and gazes up at Phil dangerously* What d'ya say, punk? ! >_>

Zoot: *holds him back* Bunsen does have a point but...*sighs* that's so romantic... =)

Chamberlain: *entering* HA! =P *gags*

[Katzi428]

Sure thing Kathy. (whispers) I don't know much either but i have my handy dandy book with me. Oh and he understood the hello. It's about same in Dutch as in English.

Tommie: Hallo Kathy. *shakes hands with her* U bent zeer mooie vrouwen.

*looks into book* Uh let me see here. You are a very pretty women.

Tommie: Prity.

That's closes enough. He's very nice. He's told me lots of stories about him, Pino and Ieniemienie.

Tommie: Pino en Ieniemienie zijn goede vrienden.

Yep there good freinds. I hope Tommie will be able to meet Prairie Dawn and Rostia.

Tommie: Prairie Dawn en Rostia?

*looks up in the book* Stem vóór! Prairie Dawn and Rostia. Vriendens.

Tommie: Vriendens?

Stem vóór!

Tommie: Waar zijn zij?

*looks again in the book* Where are they?
(whispering to Kyle) Well I know a bit of Dutch. I used to chat in a chatroom that was based in Belgium.People from around the world chatted there too;))
Ohh...dank u Tommie! You are quite handsome! Prairie and Rosita are out getting gifts for their fathers.Hmm *holding up a gift wrapped box* presents for their *holding up pictures of Rosita & Prairie with their dads and pointing to the men* fathers.
You will meet them soon though.

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bunsen: Indeed, quite romantic, if you will.
May it seem odd that I express this in the midst of our ush-gush conversation, I find it quite heartwarming. *Sobbing softly*

Beaker: *Hands him his labcoat so he may warm himself up--as Bunsen did not put his on today*

Bunsen: *Takes it* Thank you very much...too kind.
*Blows into it like a handkercheif*

Beaker: MEEEEEEEE- D:

Bunsen: Oh dear, this wasn't a...?
*Reddens* Forgive me...

Beaker: *Rips Bunsen's tie off* -_- Mee mee mee.

Bunsen: OOF! Yes, touche...
Consider that a trade.

Dr. Van Neuter: Weird exchange...

Bunsen: Hm.
I'm not well-educated in the field of...erm...love, but I can assure you that the first time will always be the hardest. Now, if you are persistent and bold, you will continue to ask, ask, and ask until you've achieved your goal. Envision having her in your arms, dressed in white, and all things fanciful! The moment you've won...you will have accomplished something marvelous! COURAGEOUS! INGENIOU-

Others: *Staring at him in shock*

Beaker: *Blinkng* Mee mee mee? *Whispering in Composta's ear*

Composta: Composta no know he think so passionatley...


it scare me.

[AnimatedC9000]

*Caitlyn & Lips (both wanted to chat with their neighbors some) walk in when Bunsen is giving his ... "monologue" of sorts*

Caitlyn: ... *whispers to Lips* What's going on?

Lips: *whispers back* I don't know. I was going to ask you the same question.

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: *eyes go back into focus* ...you've lost me, Baldy.

Dr. Teeth: *inches away a little but smiles back at Bunsen* You're right, man. What was I worryin' about anyway?

Chamberlain: For a scientist, you don't think too realistically in chemisty either! Oh! Chamberlain made a funny!

Dr. Teeth: -_- *sulks*

Chamberlain: Why would she want to marry you, anyway? You're not exactly Johnny Depp. =P Your kids would be so twis--

Dr. Teeth: *slams Chamberlain's beak closed* X_X

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *whispers to self* ... wow. He's actually going to ask her...

Caitlyn: Aw, how sweet! *realizes something and covers mouth* ... er... Aloha from Florida?

[Winslow Leach]

Lefty backs away in confusion and fright at Claudia.

Lefty: But...I seen youse wit my own eyes! An' I've had dese eyes fer a long time, and as fer as I know, dey've never had reason ta deceive me! Youse was a fella! Youse can't fool me wit dat...wig of yers! Help, Tommy, help! Da man...woman...whoseewhatz is after me!

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bunsen: *Having not caught the joke* Witty, I see, Mr. Chamberlain! I indeed do have a knowledgeable understanding of all things chemistry! To a point where it goes beyond realism...to a point of...*Looks hopeful*...I shouldn't flatter myself that way.

*Looks to Chamberlain curiously* Oh, a funny? What was the funny, sir?
Tsstsst, I don't quite comprehend. Would it bother you at all if I asked you to clarify?
I may be bright, but there are moments like these that reveal otherwise!

Of course I'm right, Mr. Teeth! Surely, if I never was, would I have made it so far?
*Says good-naturedly* Certainly a pleasure to help those in need! Precisley what I do--improve lives with--

Dr. Van Neuter: Meaningless devices...-_-

Beaker: QrongallthetimeMEEP!

Bunsen: You sillies, what on earth are you on about?

*From Claudia's room, an explosion is heard*

Blind Pew: *Emerges from the room in flames* AIIIYAYAYAYAYEEEE!

Claudia: *From Tony's room* I smell something burning! :3

Bunsen: ....*Gasps softly, pressing his hand to his lips*
Oh my....

Dr. Van Neuter: You were saying? -_-

Bunsen: *Blushes* There will be times, however, that you may encounter minor mishaps....

[Winslow Leach]

Tony: Hey, Caitlyn...here's Marvin, all packed and ready to go...

Tony holds Marvin up by the collar, and hands him to Caitlyn.

Tony: And here's his luggage...(hands her Marvin's luggage)

Tony: ...Aaaaand...the Muppaphones you left with us. They've been working on a new arrangement of "Inna-Gatta-Da-Vida" that I think you'll appreciate...

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: *squirming out of the keyboardist's grip* Oh, yeah? Well... *thinks for a minute* you're...bald.

Dr. Teeth: -_- *facepalm*

Zoot: *edging away from the others* Hi Cait. How was Florida? =)

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bunsen: *Runs away crying*

Beaker: *Gasps loudly*

Claudia: *Slaps Chamberlain* Don't mess with muh man, BOI!
FOSHIZZLE! *Runs after Bunsen*

[This is the stupidest post ever. XD]

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: Mwahahaha--OW! *cries after getting smacked by Claudia* ;_;

Dr. Teeth: That's my homegirl! =)

[Erine81981]

Oh yea. Almost forgot tomorrow is Father's day. I know i had something saved in the closet for the longest time. We'll talk to you later Kathy.

Tommie: Welkom Kathy. *begins to talk*

Come on Tommie! *grabs Tommie's hand and zip off*

Tommie: Tot ziens! *blows a kiss*

Bye Kathy! *slams the door after entering the room*

Tommie: Wat verkeerd is?

I'm having to get ready for Father's Day.

Tommie: Wat?

Oh yea. Sorry. *gets book out* Let's see. Vaderdag?

Tommie: Vaderdag! Oooooh me zie.

Glad to see you understand or do you?

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Hey, Zoot! Florida was fun. You should see all the stuff we brought back. One of them being the shirt I'm wearing. And I started pin trading!

Lips: Unfortunately... we didn't get to spend as much time together as we wanted to...

Marvin: Finally I am out of that madhouse! *picks up luggage and goes back to his place in the room*

Muppaphones: *chatting away with each other*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: That's good that it was fun. =) That shirt's awesome, by the way! Ailie'll be back soon, she just went out to run some errands.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: We went to the beach yesterday. The sea was salty. =P

Lips: So Ailie's not here right now.

Caitlyn: Well, that was we originally came here to do: talk to you guys. But it seems that... erm...

Lips: So, what's this all about? All that I get out of it is that Doc's planning on marrying Ailie.

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *shrugs* Well, that's all you should get, I guess. O_o He's really nervous, though. *picks up a Muppaphone and cuddles it*

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: I see...

Caitlyn: Poor Doc... Chamberlain's not making it any better, I'm guessing. ... you know, when we went to Disney Hollywood Studios, we saw this show about how animated characters come to life. After the show, we went into this studio thing. Anyway, I took a personality quiz to see what Disney character I'm most like... and I got Belle! I always knew that she and I were similar in many ways!

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Cool. O_O

Dr. Teeth: *slinks into Tony's dorm and grabs Mr. Turtle* Donatello! I need a hand! I wanna pop the question to Ailie but I chickened out the first time! Please help me, yer so brilliant and experienced... X_X

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: I know! I'll be right back. *goes back to room*

Lips: Yeah, she is like Belle. Smart, intelligent, caring, pretty... *sighs*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *makes a face at Lips* =S *fake gags and strolls back to his room*

[Winslow Leach]

Mr. Turtle (sarcastically) Oh joy. I am being turtle-napped by this cretin...again! (sighs) So you would like to propose, eh? Propose what, may I ask? Marriage, I assume? Who's the unlucky woman? Oh. Ailie, you say? Well. I myself have been a bachelor for as long as I could remember. Although I do believe I was married sometime in my youth. I can't seem to recall it, though. When Larry...that's Sir Laurence Olivier to you...was married to Joan Plowright, he was the happiest I had seen him in years. And this is a fellow who was married to Miss Scarlett O'Hara herself, Vivien Leigh. What was the question again?

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: *shakes his head and sets Mr. Turtle down* Here, I'll use ya fo' practice...okay, ya be Ailie and I'll be me and Chamberlain can be a nearby tree. *takes off his hat* Ailie, love of m'life, I was wondering if you'd consider-- *freezes* Line? O_o

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: ... *facepalm* I'm an idiot. X_X *leaves the room*

Caitlyn: *comes out of her room wearing her Belle outfit (the blue dress and white apron that she was first seen in)* *hears Doc's rehersal* ... Guess I'd better give him some tips. *walks in the direction of the "rehersal"*

[Winslow Leach]

Mr. Turtle (sighs) I was wondering, my dear, if you would consider having peanut butter and jelly for lunch! Hee hee hee! I made a funny! I'm sorry, old bean, I'll be serious this time...ahem...I was wondering if you would do me the honor of marrying me. We could make beautiful music together. I strongly suggest you throw that in, because you both play instruments, correct? Plus, it's a bit humorous, and may take some of your nervousness away. Please don't use me as a hockey puck again!

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: C'mon Mr. Turtle, I can't screw up again. X_X *puts his hat back on and listens* That's...that sounds great! =) I'll use it. Thanks a lot, Mr. Turtle! <333 *huggles him tightly* Ya wanna see the ring?

Zoot: ...precioussss? O_o

[Winslow Leach]

Mr. Turtle: Ah, sure, lemme see the ring, why not? (aside) Probably paid five cents for it in a gumball machine at the mall...

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: D'ya think she'll love the rock? *pulls out a stone he found outside* XD Just kidding. *tosses it aside and pulls out an amazing looking ring with a huge diamond*

Zoot: *reaches out slowly*

Dr. Teeth: O_O *hides it away again*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *is momentarily blinded by the shinyness of the ring* *covers eyes* GAH! Where's the sunglasses! ? *looks to see if the blinding shinyness is gone* *it is* ... What was I doing again? ... *goes to find a book*

[Winslow Leach]

Mr. Turtle: I say! That is a bit of all right! I'm sure the lass will be quite pleased with it...assuming it's real, of course! Oh, and you'd better watch out for Gollum over here. If you blink I have a feeling that ring will be in his possession, and you will never get it back!

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: I hear ya, Donatello. Thanks fo' helpin' me. =) *pets him on the head and strides back to his room* I can't wait 'til Ailie gets back. <333

Chamberlain: I can. =P

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *passes by (still in the Belle outfit) with a basket with books in it* Hey, guys. Rehearsing, I see. Good luck. ... say, have you guys seen Lips anywhere? The last time I saw him was... right before I left to change into this outfit.

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: *eyeing Caitlyn* >=) <3333

Dr. Teeth: *pacing* Er...no we haven'. O_o Sorry, Cait.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *looking disappointed* Oh. ... well, if you do see him, tell him that I'll either be in the library, by the fountain, or in the dorm. Thanks, anyway. *starts to leave while humming some song with a long title...* *quickly switches the humming tune to "Belle"*

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *enters her dorm* Hi guys, I'm back. =) What are you up to?

Dr. Teeth: Ailie--I--you--um-- *shuddering*

Ailie: Hm? O_o

Dr. Teeth: X_X *runs out of the room*

Ailie: o_O Was it something I said?

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *turns around to see Dr. Teeth running away* ... great. *starts to run after him* Hey, Doc! Wait!

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: *hitting his head against the wall* I can't do it, Cait. I just can't do it. X_X

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Sure, ya can! You just have to have confidence in yourself. *remembers something* You know, I was gonna give you some help about how to ask her to marry you.

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: I'm tryin... *sighs* and failin' miserably. What were ya gonna do?

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Just wanted to give you some tips as to how to propose. First, take her someplace where you two can be alone. There's a fountain in the garden that you two can go to at night. At least it's semi-romantic. Now, about the actual proposal. You have to be serious about it. You're telling this woman that you love her and that you want to spend the rest of your life with her. You gotta be serious about it. You gotta look her in the eyes, then kneel down, take out the ring and ask "Will you marry me?" You GOTTA be SERIOUS about these type of things, Doc! You're telling the woman that you love, the love of your life, that you want to be with her through better or worse, through thick and thin, until death do us part. Ya have to really feel it, get emotin into it! Now, pull yourself together, man! *hits Dr. Teeth with a book during last sentence at every other syllable (starting with "pull")* This has been Caitlyn's School of Acting! Good night, next class starts at 9 A.M.! BE THERE 'CUZ THERE'S A MAJOR TEST GRADE! *breathes until she clams down* ... wow. I'm really good at this kind of stuff.

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: O_O *rubbing his head a little* Wow, ya really know a lot about this sorta sitch! Thanks a lot, Caitlyn! =) I think--I mean, I know I'll do well this time. I'm gonna ask her now. Wish me luck! *disappears for a moment*

Chamberlain: Where's my camera? I wanna see him blow it again. *smirks*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *as Dr. Teeth disappears* Good luck! *pulls Chamberlain aside* Don't even think about it, Turkey Brain!

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: Mmm...what'll you do about it, missy? =P

At the fountain...

Ailie: Dr. Teeth, um, what's this about? O_o

Dr. Teeth: Ailie, how would ya feel if, well, we were--I mean...um...

Ailie: *fidgetting with her hair a little* Yes?

Dr Teeth: *takes her hand and kneels* I love ya, Ailie. I wanna be with ya fer the rest of my life. *inhales* Will ya marry me? <33 *slips the ring onto her finger gently*

Ailie: *stunned* I--I don't know what to say... O_O

Dr. Teeth: We could perform togetha, we could be like Sonny and Cher or Jack and Sally, baby. How about it? Will ya? O_O *anxiously*

Ailie: *beams* ...yes...yes I will. <333

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *steps on Chamberlain's foot, HARD (as hard as her little feet can) and then runs off*

---

Lips: *sitting among the bushes when he heard the proposal* ... *nods and smiles* *whispers to self* You taught him well, Caitlyn. Very well...

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: AAAAAAAAAAA! *trips over his cloak, trying to chase her and falls over*

Outside...

Dr. Teeth: =D <3333 *pulls Ailie into a long kiss*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *reaches the library and hides there* ... *quietly to self* I hope the proposal went well... Doc, Ailie, good luck with your marrige.

---

Lips: *quietly* Yeah...

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *breaks off the kiss reluctantly, hearing Lips* O_o What was that?

Dr. Teeth: *shrugs* Let's go inside. =) *carries her back to their room*

Chamberlain: *follows them irritably* >_>

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *checks to see if the coast is clear* ... *decides to stay in her hiding place for a while, just to be safe* *sighs*

---

Lips: ... *sighs*

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: *slinks into his closet and slams the door, turning in*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: ... *sighs* *to self* What is wrong with me? I gave Dr. Teeth great advice but... *sighs* I just... don't know how... I know the concept... it's the execution that I don't get...

---

Lips: *to self* What is my problem? I mean, I know I like her, I do, it's just... *sighs* It's just that I don't know how long it'll last. ... look at me, I'm talking to myself. Now, probably soon, some person's gonna walk by and tell me that I'm an idiot. ... any moment now.

[Erine81981]

I don't see anything wrong with it. I think Ed would enjoy something new with the sponers. Go right ahead Tommie.

Tommie: *clears throut* "Vanavond is Muppet Dorms gebracht aan u bij brief A en door aantal 13. Muppet Dorms was een prodution van de Centrale Vormen Muppet."

(whispers) Go ahead with the other stuff.

Tommie: "Slaap vast iedereen en goede nacht!"

Murray: Good night. *yawn*

Grover: Good night everybodieeeee! *swaying back and forth in bed*

Herry: Good night guys and you too Tommie.

Bruce: Don't let the bugs bite. Huh! *truns over in his bed*

Here goes anything. *says good night in dutch* Goede Nacht!

[Winslow Leach]

Lefty: So I 'ear whatsisface and whoseeshe are gettin' married.

Tony: If you're referring to Dr. Teeth and Ailie, yes. Yes they are.

Lefty: Do youse tink dey'll invite me to da weddin'?

Tony: Why? What have you ever done for them?

Lefty: It's not what I've done, Tomas, it's what I'm gonna do!

Tony: What are you gonna do?

Lefty: I'm gonna make myself da official weddin' photographer...riiiiiiiiiiiiight! I'll charge 'em a nickel apiece fer dere weddin' photos. An' if need be, fer a few nickels more, I'll be da weddin' singer! I know all da classics, like Tie a Yellow Ribbon, I Got You Babe, most of Barry Manilow's woik...

As Lefty is talking, Tony leads him to his closet, pushes him in, and shuts the door; Lefty is still chattering away.

Lefty: ...Da Cat's in Da Cradle...Stuck in Da Middle Wit You...Purple People Eater...

[Winslow Leach]

The room is empty, save for Newsie-bear, still on the floor; he groggily stirs, and ever-so-slowly manages to climb to his feet. He staggers a bit, trying to find his BEAR-ings (ha ha!), then heads for the door to get breakfast.

As he opens the door, a random Muppet passes by, holding a baseball bat (what a coincidence!) When the Muppet spots Newsie-bear, he jumps back in shock.

Muppet: A b-b-b-ear!

The Muppet whacks Newsie-bear over the head with the bat, and tears down the hallway, screaming. Newsie-bear and his old friend, the floor, connect once again.

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *tearfully* They grow up so fast...

Chamberlain: Mmm, I'll give 'em six months...three if she gains weight.

Zoot: *scowls at him*

Ailie: I'll be back, guys. I'mma hang with my dad for a while. See ya!

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: -_-

Bunsen: ...?

Claudia: *Eats Bunsen*

Beaker: *SCREAM*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *wakes up in the library* ... *rubs eyes* Good... morning? afternoon? *looks down to see that she is still in her Belle outfit* ... *shrugs* *grabs basket of books and heads out of the library*

---

Lips: *wkaes up in the garden* Huh? Where am I? *looks around* ... Oh, yeah. *heads back inside*

---

Marvin: *already awake* *is currently in the dorm practicing a new piece of music with the Muppaphones*

[The Count]

*Arriving back home after a good lunch with my family... *Gets the news at the dorms from one of the sunblock-inoculated bats. She what? Claudia! You spit out the science nerd right this minute! Bad girl... Then again... He is rather appetizing, melon-head and all. Mmm, mind if we have some Beaker asparagus with charred bacon to go with? *Hears Beaker's frightened meeps. Well, you have to admit... *In Vincent Price voice: You do look rather delicious. *Evil laugh.

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: *trying to shove Zoot into his sax* I'm bored. =P

Zoot: *breaks out of his grip* Well, go take Fizzgig for a walk or something!

Chamberlain: Who? O_o

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: Buf feddie?....fine...PFEEHHH! *Spits out Bunsen*

Bunsen: *Shivers*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *still in Belle costume* *Stops by to see what Zoot and Chamberlain were up to* Guys, have you seen Lips anywhere? I haven't seen him since last night. He's really got me worried...

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: O_o ...?

Chamberlain: *rips her dress* NO! =P

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: HEY! HANDS OFF! *steps on Chamberlain's foot (again) and runs off*

[The Count]

*Patting Claudia. Good monster. Here, you can have this instead. *Feeds her Oreos.

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: *sighs* She digs me... <3

Zoot: =P

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *a few minutes later, he checks on the same room* Have any of you guys seen Caitlyn anywhere? I haven't seen her since last night, and I was... well, have you two seen her today?

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: Yeah, I've seen her... *snickers and tosses the part of the Belle dress he ripped off on the floor* She's considering going steady with me as well. >=)

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: *Nibbling on cookie*
Beaker: *Covering Claudia's ears*
Claudia: *Munching peacefully, unaware of what was said*
Bunsen: *Faints*

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *gasps* You take that back! Caitlyn would never do something like that!

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: Just face the facts, yellowy! She loves me now! BWAHAHAHAHA!

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: 0_0 What happe-
Bunsen and Beaker: *Blocking her hearing*
Claudia: *Struggles to hear*
Bunsen: Nothing of grand importance, dear!
Beaker: *Putting on a "believe me" face*
Claudia: O_O

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: SHUT UP! *punches Chamberlain in the face* Enough with your lies! I'll go find her myself... *starts to leave the room*

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: *clutching his beak and whimpering* Mmm...I'll show him. >_>

Zoot: =P Dork.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *stops running at what she believes is a safe distance from Chamberlain* Finally, I'm away from that lunatic... *sighs* It sure is quiet today... *sings* Little town, it's a quiet village
Every day like the one before
Little town full of little people
Waking up to say...

Random Muppaphones:
Hello!
G‘day!
Howdy!
Wassup!
Guten tag!

Caitlyn: There goes the baker with his tray, like always
The same old bread and rolls to sell
Every morning just the same
Since the morning that we came
To this poor provincial town

Swedish Chef: *passes by* Hellu, Ceeetlyn!

Caitlyn: Hi, Swedish Chef!

Swedish Chef: Vhet're-a yuoo dueeng?

Caitlyn: Just looking for Lips. Have you seen him? I haven‘t seen him since last night and I---

Chicken: *runs by*

Swedish Chef: Cheeckee! Cume-a beck here-a, cheeckee! *starts to chase the chicken*

Caitlyn: *sighs and continues on*

Random Muppets: Look, there she goes
The girl is strange, no question
Dazed and distracted, can't you tell?

Muppet woman: Never part of any crowd

Muppet man: Cause her head's up on some cloud

Random Muppets: No denying she's a funny one, that girl

Muppet Man 1: Bonjour

Muppet Woman 1: Good day!

Muppet Man 1: How is your family?

Muppet Woman 2: Bonjour

Muppet Man 2: Good day

Muppet Woman 2: How is your wife?

Muppet Woman 3: I need....six eggs

Muppet Man 3: That's too expensive!

Caitlyn: There must be more than this provincial life! *goes to the library*

*a group of Muppaphones are there*

Muppaphone #1: Hey, Caitlyn!

Caitlyn: Hey guys!

Muppaphone #3: What're you doing here?

Caitlyn: Looking for Lips. *notices book* What're you guys reading?

Muppaphone #4: A book.

Muppaphone #7: Far-away castles, daring swordfights, magic spells, a prince in disguise!

Caitlyn: Sounds like my kind of book!

Muppaphone #2: Good, 'cuz we checked out for you.

Caitlyn: *picks up the book and puts it in her basket* Aw, thank you!

Muppaphone #8: And we'll help you look for Lips, too!

Caitlyn: *leaving bookshop* Thanks, guys! Thank you very much! *continues on her search, reading her new book as she walks*

Random Muppets: Look, there she goes, that girl is so peculiar
I wonder if she's feeling well

Muppet Girls: With a dreamy, far-off look

Muppet Men: And her nose stuck in a book

Random Muppets: What a puzzle to the rest of us is her

Caitlyn: *is at the fountain in the garden with Muppaphones gathered around her* Ohhhhhh....isn't this amazing?
It's my favorite part because....you'll see
Here's where she meets Prince Charming
But she won't discover that it's him
Till chapter three!

Marvin: Hey!

Muppaphones: *run off*

Marvin: Come-a back! *runs after them*

Caitlyn: *sighs and continues on her search*

Muppet Woman: Now it's no wonder that her name means "purity"
Her kindness has no parallel

Muppet Shopkeeper: But behind that fair facade
I'm afraid she's rather odd
Very different from the rest of us

Random Muppets: She's nothing like the rest of us
Yes, different from the rest of us, that girl

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: *twitching* IT BURNSSSZZ USSS! *retreats to his closet as fast as he can to escape the singing*

Zoot: *getting trampled on* X_X

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *sees Zoot getting trampled* O_O *pulls Zoot away from the crowd to a nicer place* Are you okay! ?

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: There's no place like ha-home...? O_o

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: I'll take that as a "yes". ... say, Zoot, have you seen Lips sinceI last talked to you guys? And on that note, why did Chamberlain tear my dress earlier?

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Too many questions! Dorothy needs her sleep! *leans against the wall* Zzzz...

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: ... right. *sighs and goes to her room* Where is everyobody today?

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *wakes up* Dunno. -_-

Ailie: *in her room, brushing her hair and humming*

Chamberlain: Want me to help with the bridal shower, sweetheart? *sprays her with a hose*

Ailie: AAAAAAAAAH! X_X

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: Hey, Ailie--*Jaw drops*
Why are you all wet?
*Drags Chamberlain and straps him to a chair, making him watch Barney* >3

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *turns back to Zoot* I see. ... Well, have you seen Lips since I last talked to you guys?

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *blushes and searches for a towel* Chamberlame sprayed me! ;_;

Dr. Teeth: O_O *rushes into the room and wraps his arms around her waist* That punk... =) <3333

Ailie: =P

Chamberlain: NOOOOOO! *dies from the torture*

Zoot: Not really. =P

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: ... 0_o O-kay... you must know something, then. Tell me about it. What happened when you saw Lips?

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: I dunno, he was being all mushy about you and then Chamberlain lied about you two going out together and Lips punched him in the face. It was pretty funny actually. Him punching Chamberdork in the face, I mean.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: ... so, was that why Chamberlain tore my dress earlier? ... Well, is it?

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Nah, he has some creepy crush on you. That's all. He just has an odd way of showing affection. =/

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: He does? 0_o ... Okay, that's just weird.

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: *poking his head into the hallway* MMM! Hubba Hubba. =D

Zoot: O_o *shoves him back inside*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: O_o ... Zoot, hide me somewhere!

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Why do I always have to do everything? ;_; *cries*

Chamberlain: *bites him*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: I'm sorry! *slaps Chamberlain for biting Zoot* Bad birdie! *runs away... for the upteenth time today*

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: *too lazy to chase after her* =P *collapses on top of Zoot*

Zoot: Nya! X_X I miss pillowy bird...

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *runs to the garden and hides in the bushes*

---

Lips: *knocks on the door to Dorm 17* Hello? Anyone there? I was just wondering if any of you have seen Caitlyn today. *quietly to self* Please let her be all right...

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *from under Chamberlain* She--erk--just left... X_X

[Beauregard]

Beau: *making howling sounds*
Bo: No matter how many times you do that...you will never make rocks roll into the room.
Beau: *howls* What? You don't think I'm related to Ludo?
Bo: *is crushed by rocks rolling into room*

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *turns around to Zoot* She did? *doesn't see Zoot* Hmm? *looks around* Which way did she go?

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *crawling away* Um...somewhere... O_o

Chamberlain: Baby, I'm so into you...you've got that something...what can I do...?

Dr. Teeth: O_O *screeches and lunges after Chamberlain* NO! NEVA AGAIN!

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: STAY AWAY FROM HER! *kicks Chamberlain and runs off*

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: *rolls out of the way quickly* =P

Dr. Teeth: *squeaks from getting kicked by Lips* X_X

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *over shoulder* SORRY! *continues to run*

---

Caitlyn: *still hiding in the garden* *reading her new book*

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: Well, once again, I've beaten you freaks at your own twisted game. >_>

Ailie: Don't be so sure about that. =P *her and her roomies strap him to one of those hospital beds*

Dr. Teeth: I'm not a loco with motives to suture myself
I've been a cynic for too many years
Playing doctor and nurse, it can't be good for your health
I've seen clinics, with those gimmicks in tangiers

Zoot: But if you open your heart to a smooth operator
He'll take you for all that you've got
He'll hand you a curse that'll be with you later
It'll shake ya the way he takes off like a shot

All: You need a bit of, ooh, shock treatment
Get you jumping like a real live wire
You need a bit of, ooh, shock treatment
So look out, mister, don't you blow your last resistor
For a vista that'll mystify ya

Ailie: You're blinded by romance, you're blinded by science
Your condition is critically grave
But don't expect mercy from such an alliance
Suspicion of tradition's so new wave

All: You need a bit of, ooh, shock treatment
Get you jumping like a real live wire
You need a bit of, ooh, shock treatment
So look out, mister, don't you blow your last resistor
For a vista that'll mystify ya, -fy ya, -fy ya
You need a bit of, ooh, shock treatment
Get you jumping like a real live wire
You need a bit of, ooh, shock treatment
So look out, mister, don't you blow your last resistor
For a vista that'll mystify ya, -fy ya, -fy ya, -fy ya.
*the song ends with Zoot pulling a switch and Chamberlain getting electrocuted*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *sees lights flicker* O_O Oh, no! My laptop! *gerts up from her hiding place and runs to room* *falls into the fountain and gerts wet* ... but, of course, I forget where I am originally...

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain:*on fire* AAAAAAAAA! *runs into the bathroom and shoves his head into the toilet*

Zoot: *trembling* That...was...awesome... O_O

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *sees a flaming Chamberlain run* Finally... *sighs* *goes to garden to think*

---

Caitlyn: *doesn't feel like getting out of the fountain because it'd get colder if she did*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *slinks over to Tony's dorm and pulls Lefty aside* Hey, just letting you know the bride and groom are allowing you to be the photographer and wedding singer but if you mess up even once, hit a sour note or take a blurry picture...the groom's coming after you with razor blades and lemon juice. Got it? O_o

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *sits down at the fountain and sighs*

Caitlyn: Lips?

Lips: *turns around to see...* Caitlyn! You're soaking wet!

Caitlyn: I know...

Lips: *gets her out of the fountain* Quick, we need to get to the room and get a towel! *hurries to their dorm*

[Winslow Leach]

Zoot: *slinks over to Tony's dorm and pulls Lefty aside* Hey, just letting you know the bride and groom are allowing you to be the photographer and wedding singer but if you mess up even once, hit a sour note or take a blurry picture...the groom's coming after you with razor blades and lemon juice. Got it? O_o

(Lefty grabs Zoot by the collar)

Lefty: 'Ey...'EY! Whose are YOU threatenin'? HUH? Ya tink yer a tough guy or sometin', Mr. Big Britches? Don't youse ever...ever threaten me again, or I'm trew bein' da nice guy youse see in fronna youse! Now get outta 'ere before I lose my temper!

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Whoa, man! I'm just the messenger, okay? ;_; *trembling* Please don't kill me, I like you, Lefty...

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *lays Caitlyn down on her bed* I'll go get he towels! *rushes off to do so*

Caitlyn: ... nice to see you for the first time today, Lips.

[Winslow Leach]

Zoot: Whoa, man! I'm just the messenger, okay? ;_; *trembling* Please don't kill me, I like you, Lefty...

Lefty: I like youse too, kid! 'Ere...have a wowwy-pop...(hands Zoot a lollipop)

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *licks it and then sticks it under Lefty's hat* =P

[Winslow Leach]

Zoot: *licks it and then sticks it under Lefty's hat* =P

Lefty: WHY YOU--stickystickysticky....

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: ^_^ *giggles and hurries away to hide* *crashes into Newsie* X_X EEP!

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *accidentally runs into Tony's room with a pile of towels so high that he can't see straight ahead* I got the-- *trips over Zoot and Newsie* WOAH! *falls to the floor, the towels scattering everywhere*

[Winslow Leach]

Zoot: ^_^ *giggles and hurries away to hide* *crashes into Newsie* X_X EEP!

Newsie (still as Newsie-bear; speaks in a growly "bear" voice, but sounding more like Goofy) Oh, hello Mr. Sax player! My name is Yogi-Smokey-Foshizzle to the Nth Degree! How are you doing? Have you been playing any "gigs" lately? Muwhahahaha! Sorry. I am a jolly bear! The slightest thing makes me laugh! Muwhahahahahahahahahahahaha!

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: O_O *cocks his head and then breaks into hysterics* XDDD ROFL! *clings onto Newsie, trying to get a grip on himself*

[Winslow Leach]

Zoot: O_O *cocks his head and then breaks into hysterics* XDDD ROFL! *clings onto Newsie, trying to get a grip on himself*

Newsie-bear doubles over into helpless laughter.

Newsie: Muwhahahahahahahha! HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: EHEHEHEHEHEHEHE! XD *falls over and pulls Newsie onto the ground with him, slamming his head into the floor*

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: ... *gets up and heads towards the door* Wow, they loo like a classic Looney Tunes cartoon. "Daffy Hood" or "Robin Duck" or something... *sticks around to see which ones bill/hat will go up*

[Winslow Leach]

Zoot: EHEHEHEHEHEHEHE! XD *falls over and pulls Newsie onto the ground with him, slamming his head into the floor*

Newsie-bear rolls around the floor, pounding it with his fist, in hysterics.

Newsie: HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO ! ! ! ! ! ! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ! ! ! (suddenly stops) Wait...why are we laughing again? (beat) AAAAAA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ! ! ! ! HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO ! ! ! !

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *clinging onto him, shaking* EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE-- *in a mellow voice* I dunno... *resumes his high pitched laughter* XDDDD I CAN'T SEE THE TASTE IN CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH...EVEN THOUGH THEY SAY IT'S THE TASTE YOU CAN SEEEE! I DON'T GET IT! AAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Chamberlain: Freaks... -_- *walks away*

[Winslow Leach]

Newsie: HAHAHAHAHA! SEE THE TASTE ? ! BOOOOOOOOOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ! ! ! ! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHOOOOOOHOOOOA ! ! ! ! Nice ad copy...SHAKESPEARE! SEE THE TASTE ? ! OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO ! ! ! !

Hey hey hey hey hey...what about, what about NBC's MUST-SEE TV? What's that all about? I MUST see it, darn it! I must, or my life is incomplete! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ! ! ! !

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: EHEHEHEHEHEHEHE! I--I don't know where I am... ;_; *rolls onto his stomach*

Ailie: =P Somebody's sleep deprived. Come on. *picks up the sax player like a child and carries him back to her room*

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: ... Okay... I'm off to get more towels... *goes to do so*

Meanwhile...

Caitlyn: I can totally picture Doc doing this song.

Muppaphone #32: Which one?

Caitlyn: A classic of our time entitled "You and I and George".

Muppaphone #18: Should've known. -_-;

Caitlyn: And why, you ask yourself, and you will ask yourself, have I never heard of this great song of our time?

Muppaphone #53: Wouldn't it be nice, you thought to yourself, if I could warm it up electrically?

Caitlyn: In fact, the only recording of the song sold only two copies. George bought one, and I bought one.

Muppaphone #6: *turns to camera* Where were you?

[Erine81981]

*opens up the door but to see rocks rolling though the hallway* After all. It's my dad's favorite group, "The Rolling Stones."

Oscar: *pops up* Hey tubby. How's life treating you?

I guess ok. I went over to my parents today to see my dad. Being that was Father's day and all and had my sister and her kids. Man what a day it was. *leans up against the wall*

Oscar: So what happened?

Oh they were to noisy and rowdey.

Oscar: You should have brought them to my can. I would have loved to have all that in here. They would of made my day better then it was.

So then what happend here?

Oscar: Oh you wouldn't believe it.

Try me.

Oscar: Ok. Everyone's been gone right?

Yep.

Oscar: So i didn't have anyone to annoy. So i called my dad and told him to "Get Lost" and he hung up.

Isn't that how you grouches are with your dads on this day?

Oscar: Well yea but then something else happened.

What's that?

Oscar: About the time i he hung up a load of buffloo came galloping by my can.

So that's why there's all these hoof marks on the floor. But you love that.

Oscar: Your right but then that's when it happened.

What?

Oscar: My cousin came over.

Felix?

Oscar: Yes. Then he cleaned up my can.

Ahhhhh so that's why your can looks clean. I really thought you had turned over a new leaf.

Oscar: New leaf? I would rather have an old leaf then that. *slams his trashcan lid*

*opens it back up* Here's you some trash. *drops it down* Enjoy! *shuts the trashcan back* That Oscar is a hoot.

Tommie: *opens the door* Hey Kyle! De show is.

The show is what?

Tommie: Op.

Op? Hold on. *gets book* Op op....hmmmmm...here it is. On. *thinks a bit* Oh! The show is on. Ok. Dank u Tommie. *heads on in*

[The Count]

*With a little bit of midnight magic twilight twinkle...

Muppet College Dorms were brought to you by the letter I and by the number 0.
Nighty-night everyboddeeeeeeeeeeeee.

[Erine81981]

Grover: *pops up in Ed's room* Heeeey. That's my bit. *looks at the camera and tilts his head*

[The Count]

Aw... C'mon Grover, you know we can share around here. *Hugs the huggable blue monster, then sends him back upstairs as we both have looooooong busy days. *Entrusts Grover with a pack of jellied doughnuts for him and Kyle's roomies to share this morning with their juice for breakfast.
:hungry:

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *has taken her laptop, her blankets, most of her pillows, her Kermit & Fozzie dolls, and her Muppet DVDs to a (currently) unknown location* Leave me alone...

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: Noooo! Noooo! Why? !
*Is strapped onto a cot*

Dr. Van Neuter: Don't worry, it's just the old nail in the eye surgery!

Claudia: The one asylums....used to use? ! No...PLEASE...I BEG you!
*Wailing*

Composta: *Pushes Van Neuter away from the cot* Bad, Pumpkin!

Dr. Van Neuter: But!

Composta: *Sits on him*

Dr. Van Neuter: I can't BREATHE!

Composta: Shame you for do that to little monster.

Claudia: Oh...Composta....thank you.

Composta: Shame you do that to little monster without ME!

Claudia: *Eyes go wide* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Dr. Van Neuter: My love, I love you...

Composta: I love Pumpkin, too. *Gets off him*

[They kiss....gross!]

Claudia: O_O AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
HOLY SH-

[Claudia wakes up from the nightmare]

Claudia: Neuter, you wouldn't believe the dream I had!
It was so gross-- O_O

Dr. Van Neuter: I got the nail sweetie!
Now, Claudia, this won't hurt a bit!

Claudia: AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[Wakes up yet again from that second nightmare]

Claudia: Neuter? Oh...thank you....

Dr. Van Neuter: I would have used the tooth pick....but the nail is just so much better!
I'm the modern version of this thing!

Claudia: O_O...*Screaming wildly*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *back in her room* *lying on her bed while watching Muppet YouTube videos on her laptop with headphones on*

Lips: *hears scream* O_O What was that?

Caitlyn: Just Rowlf singing "Time in a Bottle"... I don't wanna talk about it. *trying to find a comfortable position* Gah, that other place was so much more comfortable than this...

[Beakerfan]

Suddenly Alex and her gang burst into Claudia's room!

Alex: EVERYBODY FREEZE!

Everyone stops what they're doing

Alex: Do you smell that?

Bean: *sniffs the air* It smells like a.....

Alex: SONG AND DANCE NUMBER!

Floyd: *carrying a boombox, turns the music up a little louder*

Alex, Bean, Animal, and Janice begin a dance routine

Alex: I finally made it through med school
Somehow I made it through!
I'm just an intern
I still make a mistake or two

I was last in my class,
Barely passed at the institute
Now I'm tryin to avoid
Yeah I'm tryin to avoid a malpractice suit!

Sweetums: *ties Phil and Composta to an operating table*

Alex: Hey! Like a surgeon
Cuttin' for the very first time,
Like a surgeon
Organ transplants are my line

Sweetums: *holds up a chainsaw*

Alex: Better give me all your gauze nurse
This patient's fading fast
Complications have set in
Don't know how long he'll last

Let me see, that I.V.
Here we go - time to operate
I'll pull his insides out, pull his insides out
And see what he ate

Like a surgeon, hey
Cuttin' for the very first time
Like a surgeon
Here's a waiver for you to sign

*takes the chainsaw from Sweetums and sets it down*

Woe, woe, woe
Woe, woe, woe
Woe, woe, woe

Sweetums: *lets Claudia up and sets her next to Floyd*

Alex: *holds up a drill, gazing menacingly at Phil*
It's a fact - I'm a quack
The disgrace of the A.M.A.
'Cause my patients die, yah my patients die
Before they can pay

*puts the drill down and begins to dance like Madonna*
Like a surgeon, hey
Cuttin' for the very first time
Like a surgeon
Got your kidneys on my mind

Like a surgeon, ooh-hoo like a surgeon
When I reach inside
With my scalpel, and my forceps, and retractors
Oh ho, oh ho

Ooh baby, yeah
I can hear your heartbeat
For the very last time

*finishes her dance a blows a kiss at Beaker*

[BeakerSqueedom]

Beaker: *Is graced by Alex's musical show, particularly about the free kiss*
Meeeee <3! *Faints* *Comes back to life again and gives her a flowery boquet on one knee* <3333333333 MEE! <333333

Claudia: Yay! <3 Dinner and a show! *Eating noodles*

Bunsen: Isn't Miss Alex quite the charmer? Oh! <3

Beaker: *Dreamy gaze* MEEP!

Claudia: Thank you, Alex, Sweetums, and Bean...<3

Dr. Van Neuter: Foiled again.

Composta: Be happy we no get sawed half.

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: *peeling off the leftover dead skin from being electrocuted last night* *waves a slice in Zoot's face* Want some Chamberlain jerky? =P

Zoot: EWWW! X_X

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *knocks on the door to Dorm 17* Ailie, are you there? I'm bored today. Do ya have any ideas?

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: She's not here...Zoot ate her. =P

Zoot: Just her brains...they tasted like pa-sketti. O_o No really, she went out to buy her dress or something.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *reading a magazine* So Zoot, when will they decide on bridesmaids, the best man, the ring bearer, and all that? Do they at least have some people in mind?

Lips: Caitlyn, I don't think they--

Caitlyn: I'm not meaning to be rude. I'm just curious, that's all.

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *shrugs* They haven't really decided, I'm guessing. All I know is that everybody in the dorms is invited.

Chamberlain: Even me. *smirks*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: If I had a gun right now, I'd shoot you, Chamberlain...

Lips: *to Zoot* She's been a little off all day... Not wanting to do anything, really. Even disappeared this morning for a while.

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: 0_0 Drama, much?
Pew, let's go pillage and plunder!

Blind Pew: Ze question eez what, exactly?

Claudia: I don't know...but I feel LOADS better!
I am at peace...*Presses a button on her remote control*

[Her room explodes]

Claudia: *Smiling widely*

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: How feisty... <3

Zoot: *walks up to Blind Pew nervously* Hey, uh, pirate dude...my roomies--they--they want you for a minister for their wedding...will you accept?

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Then, to make sure that you're dead, I'd slice your beak off with a sword, cut your head off with a guillotine, light some dynamite to explode you, and then rip up your remains molecule by molecule.

Lips: O_O Is it just me, or is she starting to sound like Captain Amelia on "Treasure Planet"?

[BeakerSqueedom]

Chamberlain: How feisty... <3

Zoot: *walks up to Blind Pew nervously* Hey, uh, pirate dude...my roomies--they--they want you for a minister for their wedding...will you accept?

Blind Pew: *Gasps joyously* *Puts hand to heart*
Me? Zis is grand pleasure for me, yes! Honored to uphold zyour wedding....ze way pirates du! *Snuggles Claudia's leg*

Claudia: 0_0; Getoffme.

Blind Pew: No. <3

Claudia: *Frightened at Cait's coldness*
EEP!

Beaker: *Hiding behind Claudia*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *calms down* Sorry, guys. Something... started today, and it won't be over until about a week. But hey, the first day's always the worst. Be warned, Chamberlain, I might stick to that plan.

[Winslow Leach]

Lefty: 'Ey! Where's Tommy?

Newsie: I dunno.

Lefty: I want him ta check out my practicin' fer da weddin'. I'm da official photographer and da official singer! Riiiiight!

Newsie: I know, I know! I've heard it one hundred times since yesterday!

Lefty: Well now you've hoid it a hunnurd an' one, smart guy! Hey, dig dis! It's one a' my routines...

Lefty puts on the stereo; a karaoke version of "It's Not Unusual" begins; Lefty picks up a hairbrush and uses it as a mic; he sways to the music, and tries to wiggle like Tom Jones.

Lefty (sings)

It ain't unusual ta be loved by anyone!
It ain't unusual ta...uh...da-da-da-da-da-dum!
I forgot da woids, but I'm singin' anyway,
'Cause dere payin' me in nickels
Ta hear me sing and see my sway!

It ain't unusual ta...eat steak wit anyone?
I dunno...
It ain't unusual to climb up a tree wit anyone...
La la la la la la la la, la la la la...
Dee dee dee dee dee dee, da da dum!

Newsie: Needs work.

Lefty: Tank you, Simon Coward!

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: *Dances with Lefty swiftly* It ain't unusual to be loved by anyone!
*Swings him around* AWWWW! You look so CUTE!

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *hears Lefty's attempt at singing* ... Okay. ...Maybe I should practice just in case he decides against the singing job. *singing a cappella* Never before... *starts to dance around*

Marvin: So, what am I, the great Marvin Suggs, doing for the wedding?

[Winslow Leach]

Tony crashes into Claudia's room, hoping to partake in the medical madness. He wears a long white doctor's smock and rubber gloves. His eyes bulge wildly, and his hair is sticking up all over the place. He carries a scalpel in one hand, and a chainsaw in the other. His mad grin drops as he notices something: the room is back to normal.

Tony: Oh. Geez. I thought you guys were still having Fun with Dissection. Um...well, I'm still gonna do my routine, anyway. I've been practicing, and I'm not going to let it go to waste...

Tony grins madly; he begins to sing, and run around the room, a la Steve Martin in "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band."

Tony (sings)

Joan was quizzical, studied pataphysical
Science in the home!
Late nights all alone with a test tube,
Oh, oh, oh, oh!

Maxwell Edison, majoring in medicine,
Calls her on the phone;
"Can I take you out to the pictures,
Jo-o-o-oan?"

But as she's getting ready to go,
A knock comes on the door...

Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
Came down upon her head;
Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure that she was dead!

Back in school again, Maxwell plays the fool again,
Teacher gets annoyed;
Wishing to avoid an unpleasant
Sce-ee-ene!

She tells Max to stay, when the class has gone away,
So he waits behind;
Writing fifty times "it must not be
So-o-o-o!"

But when she turns her back on the boy,
He creeps up from behind!

Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
Came down upon her head;
Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure that she was dead!

(Tony runs around the room, giggling and revving the chainsaw...which is actually a plastic toy!)

P.C. thirty-one said "we caught a dirty one,"
Maxwell stands alone;
Painting testimonial pictures,
Oh, oh, oh, oh!

Rose and Valerie, screaming from the gallery,
Say he must go free
(Maxwell must go free!)
The judge does not agree, and he tells them
So-o-o-o!

But as the words are leaving his lips,
A noise comes from behind!

Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
Came down upon his head;
Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure that he was dead!

Silver hammer man, yeah,
Clang clang!

Silence as Tony finishes his number.

Tony: Aw, nurtz! I'm such a goofy goober!

Tony bows his head, slumps his shoulders, and walks out of the room.

[Winslow Leach]

Claudia: *Dances with Lefty swiftly* It ain't unusual to be loved by anyone!
*Swings him around* AWWWW! You look so CUTE!

Lefty: Stop it, yer makin' me blush! Blushin' ain't good fer my image...riiiiiiight! If Benny saw me, I'd never hear da end of it!

[Katzi428]

Prairie:Kath?
Prairie?;)
Prairie:Cute.
No...if you're looking for cute,he's fuzzy & blue,he rooms with Kyle and answers to the name of Grover.
Prairie:Yes...Grover's cute too and so is Bean Bunny for that matter. But Rosita and I heard that you got to meet Kyle's dorm mate Tommie.He comes from Holland and speaks Dutch.
That's right. He,the monsters & Kyle communicate very well though even though there's a language barrier.
Prairie:Think Rosita & I will get to meet Tommie soon?
Sure..I don't see why not.:) Ask Kyle though.

[Winslow Leach]

Caitlyn: *hears Lefty's attempt at singing* ... Okay. ...Maybe I should practice just in case he decides against the singing job. *singing a cappella* Never before... *starts to dance around*

Marvin: So, what am I, the great Marvin Suggs, doing for the wedding?

Lefty pokes his head in.

Lefty: Don't count on it, toots!

Lefty disappears.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *after Lefty leaves* ... consider me an understudy. *starts to hum "When" (the version performed by Rowlf on "The Muppet Show) and mimes playing the piano* That's a whippperwill right there.

[Winslow Leach]

Caitlyn: *after Lefty leaves* ... consider me an understudy. *starts to hum "When" (the version performed by Rowlf on "The Muppet Show) and mimes playing the piano* That's a whippperwill right there.

Lefty appears again.

Lefty: Sure, youse kin be my unnerstudy...riiiiight! But it'll cost youse a nickel an hour!

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: ... we'll see who sings at the wedding, Lefty. If I don't sing, I owe you nothing for the whole thing. However, in the event that you couldn't make it to said wedding and I do sing... I'll go with the nickel an hour, but only at the wedding. Deal? *holds out her hand*

[Erine81981]

Did you guys enjoy those donuts that Ed sent up with Grover?

Monsters and Tommie: Yes!

Tommie: Zij waren onverzadigbaar.

*looks in the book* Ahhh i see. We should all go and tell Ed thank you.

Herry: Let's make him a thank you card.

Sounds like a fun idea. *translate for Tommie* Maak danken u kaarden voor Ed.

Tommie: Geluiden zoals pret!

Good.

Murray: *gets the stuff in the closet* Here's the paper and crayons and markers.

Herry: Here's the paint.

*gets some newspaper and spreads it down on the table* There we go. I'm going to see if Oscar might have some stuff we can use. *heads out to Oscar's can*

[WhiteRabbit]

The Electric Mayhem bus crashes through room 17. California Love by 2pac is playing in the backround.

Chamberlain: *eyetwitch* What is this? ! Where have you two been?

Dr. Teeth: *getting in Chamberlame's face* WEST COAST! O_o

Chamberlain: *backs away in fear*

Ailie: Tupac's birthday would've been today. -_- *solemn* We're representin'.

Zoot: X_X *hides*

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: Martin Short as Jack Frost? Or Jet Li as Monkeh Kingeh?
<3 MMMmmm...
*Daydreaming on her bed*

Dr. Van Neuter: How about getting a grip on reality!

Claudia: That burns us!

*The Bloods shoot down her plushy of Martin Short/Jet Li*

Claudia: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *runs to crash site* Oh good, Ailie, you're back. Listen, Lefty said I could be his understudy for the wedding singer, but I don't know if I can actually trust him that much. Also... Marvin wants a part in the wedding. And it's driving me insane!

Lips: *sees the EM bus* 0_0

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: *cranks up the music while Cait's talking*
California...knows how to party
California...knows how to party
In the citaaay of L.A.
In the citaaay of good ol' Watts
In the citaaay, the city of Compton
We keep it rockin! We keep it rockin!

Ailie: Huh? O_o *trying to talk over the music* I wouldn't worry about it too much, Cait--

Chamberlain: *tries to break it down and falls over* Epic fail. X_X

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: *Appears clad in atrocious rapper clothing*
Now let me welcome everybody to the wild, wild west
A state that's untouchable like Elliot Ness
The track hits ya eardrum like a slug to ya chest
Pack a vest for your Jimmy in the city of sex
We in that sunshine state with a bomb *** hemp beat
the state where ya never find a dance floor empty
And pimps be on a mission for them greens
lean mean money-makin-machines servin fiends
I been in the game for ten years makin rap tunes
ever since honeys was wearin sassoon
Now it's '95 and they clock me and watch me
Diamonds shinin lookin like I robbed Liberace
It's all good, from Diego to tha Bay
Your city is tha bomb if your city makin pay
Throw up a finger if ya feel the same way
Dre puttin it down for
Californ-i-a!

*Does the classic "word" pose*
*Pulls cap to the side, looking like a loser* xD

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *bangs head on desk*
Gonzo: Whoo! I knew you'd learn to love pain!
Ryan: Not exactly. Though this summer government class I'm taking could be considered a new type of torture.
Gonzo: Cool! Where do I sign up?
Ryan: I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy Gonzo.
Gonzo: What about me?
Ryan: No.
Gonzo: *sighs*
Ryan: *shakes head* Gonzo, I have a test AND a quiz tomorrow to study for--and today was the first in two days I've been in class!
Gonzo: Yuck. Not the kind of pain I was talking about.
Ryan: I didn't think so.
Gonzo: Well... *pats Ryan's back* Good luck, pal!
Ryan: *frowns*
Gonzo: Er... I mean... anything I can do to help?
Ryan: *sighs* I don't think so, Gonzo. Thanks though.
Gonzo: *wipes brow* Phew! I thought you'd actually make me sit through this! See ya! *darts out*
Ryan: *grumbles* *goes back to studying* *mutters something about the Articles of Confederation being pointless and having no baring to society today*

[BeakerSqueedom]

Ryan: *bangs head on desk*
Gonzo: Whoo! I knew you'd learn to love pain!
Ryan: Not exactly. Though this summer government class I'm taking could be considered a new type of torture.
Gonzo: Cool! Where do I sign up?
Ryan: I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy Gonzo.
Gonzo: What about me?
Ryan: No.
Gonzo: *sighs*
Ryan: *shakes head* Gonzo, I have a test AND a quiz tomorrow to study for--and today was the first in two days I've been in class!
Gonzo: Yuck. Not the kind of pain I was talking about.
Ryan: I didn't think so.
Gonzo: Well... *pats Ryan's back* Good luck, pal!
Ryan: *frowns*
Gonzo: Er... I mean... anything I can do to help?
Ryan: *sighs* I don't think so, Gonzo. Thanks though.
Gonzo: *wipes brow* Phew! I thought you'd actually make me sit through this! See ya! *darts out*
Ryan: *grumbles* *goes back to studying* *mutters something about the Articles of Confederation being pointless and having no baring to society today*

Claudia: *Still in oversized rap clothes; In Ryan's room*
Yo, yo, yo! Check this out!
*Opens mouth, revealing yellow gold teeth*
I got what they call "GRILLZ"!
Ain't I amazing....*Looks to the big slang book* dawg?
*Gold teeth fall out, chewing up Ryan's work...even though that isn't possible* HELP! I LOST MUH TEETH! XD

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *blink* *opens mouth to say something* *shakes head instead* *hands Claudia grill* Enjoy.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *pulls Claudia back onto the bus* O_O KEEP IT REAL!

[Winslow Leach]

Caitlyn: ... we'll see who sings at the wedding, Lefty. If I don't sing, I owe you nothing for the whole thing. However, in the event that you couldn't make it to said wedding and I do sing... I'll go with the nickel an hour, but only at the wedding. Deal? *holds out her hand*

Lefty: Yeah, yeah...sure...(shakes Cait's hand) If I come down wit da laren-ee-gitis, youse'll be da foist one I call! Riiiiiiiiiiiight!:shifty:

[AnimatedC9000]

Ryan: *bangs head on desk*
Gonzo: Whoo! I knew you'd learn to love pain!
Ryan: Not exactly. Though this summer government class I'm taking could be considered a new type of torture.
Gonzo: Cool! Where do I sign up?
Ryan: I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy Gonzo.
Gonzo: What about me?
Ryan: No.
Gonzo: *sighs*
Ryan: *shakes head* Gonzo, I have a test AND a quiz tomorrow to study for--and today was the first in two days I've been in class!
Gonzo: Yuck. Not the kind of pain I was talking about.
Ryan: I didn't think so.
Gonzo: Well... *pats Ryan's back* Good luck, pal!
Ryan: *frowns*
Gonzo: Er... I mean... anything I can do to help?
Ryan: *sighs* I don't think so, Gonzo. Thanks though.
Gonzo: *wipes brow* Phew! I thought you'd actually make me sit through this! See ya! *darts out*
Ryan: *grumbles* *goes back to studying* *mutters something about the Articles of Confederation being pointless and having no baring to society today*
Caitlyn: Weird. All we basically learned about the Articles of Confederation was that it created a very loose alliance between the original colonies during and sometime after the American Revolution. The main difference between that and the U.S. Constitution, which was written because the Articles were failing to keep the new nation together, was that it focused on state government more than setting on a government for the whole country. Anyway, the Articless of Confederation eventually crumbled, and then they wrote the U.S. Constitution to replace it.

Lips: Wow! What grade are you in, again?

Caitlyn: Freshman when school starts back up, baby.

[AnimatedC9000]

Lefty: Yeah, yeah...sure...(shakes Cait's hand) If I come down wit da laren-ee-gitis, youse'll be da foist one I call! Riiiiiiiiiiiight!:shifty:

Caitlyn: Good to know that, Lefty. Remember the deal at the wedding, and everything will be just fine.

[Winslow Leach]

Caitlyn: Good to know that, Lefty. Remember the deal at the wedding, and everything will be just fine.

Lefty: What weddin'? Oh! Riiiight, riiight! Yeah, I got youse...but I gotta warn ya, my voice is in poifect condition! Ya ain't hoid Frankie Sinatra or Dino till youse hoid it from my mouth!

Dat's life...dat's what all da people say,
Yer ridin' high in April, shot down in May!
But I know I'm gonna change my tune,
When I'm back on top, yeah, back on top in June!

When-a-da moon hits yer eye
Like a big pizza pie
Dat's amore,
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight!

[The Count]

*Humming... We the people, in order to form a more perfect union...
School House Rock!

Huh? You lost your teeth Clauds? Where did you put them? Is this like that pound you lost earlier? *Snuggles der Squeekums, then leaves.

PS: All I can do with my fiends is plot them out, having trouble with 4, just like before. My time's being drained away ever so slightly by summer classes. Gotsta take 'em to graduate this term.
*Sighs. :sympathy: for Prawnie.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *turning down the music a little* Oh, I almost forgot! Lefty, you're also the photographer too. So, I was just wondering what kind of camera are you going to use?

[BeakerSqueedom]

Ailie: *pulls Claudia back onto the bus* O_O KEEP IT REAL!

But, that's the problem! My gold teeth aren't real, um, dawg!
You see, my teeth are so white, I think I BLIND people with them--THOSE are my real teeth!
Thanks, Ryan! *Snatches her fake gold teeth back*
*Is dragged into the bus*

WORD!

[Winslow Leach]

Ailie: *turning down the music a little* Oh, I almost forgot! Lefty, you're also the photographer too. So, I was just wondering what kind of camera are you going to use?

Lefty: Yeah, I'm da photographer, an' doncha forget it, or I won't invite youse!

Yeah, I gots one 'a dem disposable camera thingies dat youse use once, den trow away...I already used about half of it, but I still got a few shots left, don't worry 'bout it! Dat's what youse call class! Youse should really edumicate yer fiancee on da toim, on accounta he's uncouth!

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: O_O Are you nuts? *divalike* Forget you, we're hiring a professional--you can just stick with the crappy singing.

*The music screeches abruptly and stops after Lefty insults the keyboardist*

Dr. Teeth: *dangerously* Say...WHAT? ! O_O

[Winslow Leach]

Ailie: O_O Are you nuts? *divalike* Forget you, we're hiring a professional--you can just stick with the crappy singing.

*The music screeches abruptly and stops after Lefty insults the keyboardist*

Dr. Teeth: *dangerously* Say...WHAT? ! O_O

Lefty leaps in fright at Dr. Teeth's outburst.

Lefty: Hummanna, hummanna...er...kin I interest youse in a subscription ta Tooth Aficionado? Only a nickel a month...riiiiight...ohpleasedonthurtme!

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: *answers Lefty with a sinister leer*

Ailie: *pulls him back, half heartedly* Careful what you say, Lefty. XP

[Winslow Leach]

Dr. Teeth: *answers Lefty with a sinister leer*

Ailie: *pulls him back, half heartedly* Careful what you say, Lefty. XP

Lefty: Careful? Ya mean I can't say stuff like "woozile-wuzzle" or "chipper cheddar chomping chipmunks," or else da Phantom of Da Opera over dere is gonna use me as a human whack-a-mole?:eek:

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *popping up next to them, holding an oversized mallet* I might. ^_^

[Winslow Leach]

Zoot: *popping up next to them, holding an oversized mallet* I might. ^_^

Lefty: Dat's my cue ta skiddoo! Exit...stage left!

Lefty scurries away.

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *snuggles the giant hammer* I'll call you Lefty 2. Zzzzzz... <3

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: XD Very clever, you guys.

Lips: Good ridance, jerk. =P

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *wakes up suddenly and screams* O_O SPI-DERS! SPIDERS! GET 'EM OFF ME! GET 'EM OFF MEEEEEEEEEE! *starts whacking Lips with the giant hammer repeatedly*

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *is hit multiple tmes* OW! Zoot, it's-- OW! Hey-- OW! Watch-- OW! OW! OW!

Caitlyn: *takes hammer away fro Zoot* *... but the hammer keeps on going* Where'd you get this hammer anyway, Zoot, the Super Smash Bros. series of games?

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: SPIIIIIIDEEERRRRS! *clings to the hammer protectively and runs back to his dorm* Spiders...myah... *crawls onto his bed and under the sheets and falls back asleep*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: You okay there, Lips?

Lips: Two and eleventy make apple, mommy. *collapses*

Caitlyn: O_O NOOOOOOO! ! *catches him* Don't go! *whispers* I love you... ;_;

[The Count]

*Watching Family Guy...

Stewie: Jim Henson took a wait and see attitude, and look what that got us! Wrong soundingMuppets!
*Deepthroat Afro Fozzie: Wocka wocka, who wants to hear a funny a$ joke?

*Laughs hysterically at the whole bit.
Man, I hope Steve gets this for his next MuppetCast episode.

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *in his sleep* Butterflies... <3 ...SPIDERS! *rolls off the bed* X_X

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *bandaging Lips's head* Please be okay...

Lips: *still unconcious*

Marvin: Why does this seem familiar?

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: *dressed up as pirate* I'mma join Blind Pew's crew, you'll all see. *sitting in a cardboard box* LAND HOOOOOO!

Ailie: *walking by* ;_; Sticks and stones may break my bones--

Chamberlain: Roll call! Big, Ugly, Bugfaced, Baby-Eating O'Brien?

Ailie: *deep, manly voice* Aye.

Dr. Teeth: *rushes in* A'ight, who called Ailie--oh, we're playin' pirates again? Sweet! *puts on 2 eye patches and crashes into the wall*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *dressed as Captain Amelia (Treasure Planet)* *in a British accent* Doctor, are you familiar with these? *tosses Lips a loaded plasma rifle*

Lips: *dressed as Doctor Doppler (Treasure Planet)* Well, I-- I've read about them.. before, but-- *accidentally pulls the trigger*

Caitlyn: *ducks as the shot hits the window wall*

Lips: ... Uh, no. No I am not.

Caitlyn: *in normal voice* Not the one for violence, are ya? *puts her own plasma rifle in its holder (which is attached to the left side of her belt) and attaches a Lightsaber to the right side of her belt (behind her coat, so that it can stay hidden)*

Lips: You're not, either.

Caitlyn: Hey, nobody's perfect. *tosses Lips a rifle holder* *in British accent* Come along, Doctor, we have a mutiny to overthrow.

Marvin: Just out of curiosity, what would your children look like?

Caitlyn & Lips: *glance at each other nervously* O_O; Uhh... *run over to Dorm 17*

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: Blind Pew, set up the table...we're going to have an applicationmafig.

Blind Pew: I don't need a crew. Ze Pew eez fine wiz ze leetle he has.
It takes too much time what wiz filling contracts, finding fancy pens, and buying loads of precious RUM!

Clueless Morgan (visiting): *Clings to Pew* Captain Morgan? !....I love your rum...x3

Blind Pew: *Elbows Morgan in the stomach*

Clueless Morgan: Oh...mommy...that hurt...

Blind Pew: Zyou idiot, I'm CAPTAIN BLIND PEW, CAPTAIN OF ZE....ze...

*Crickets*

Claudia: You don't know the name of your own SHIP? !

Blind Pew: I keep forgetting...*Tilts head to the side in through, rubbing his chin*

Claudia: Worst pirate ever. xD

Blind Pew: No, worst pirate in ze world was James Hook until he keeled himself because ze Count's father ate Peter Pan--

Claudia: Would you stop it with the joke? ! X3

Blind Pew: Yez, my love. *Petting Claudia*

Claudia: -_-

Bunsen: *Opens the door, readying the other for application*

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: *leaning against the door to keep it closed* NO! *squawks angrily* There's enough mush over here as it is!

Dr. Teeth: *still wearing the eyepatches, grabbing Zoot by accident* Ailie, sweet thang, how about some sugah fo' yo daddy? <33

Zoot: Um...yeah... O_O

Dr. Teeth: OMG! EW! EWWWWW! *screams and drops Zoot onto the floor* *runs into Claudia's dorm to hide*

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: *Screams as Dr. Teeth and Zoot nearly lock lips*
Bunsen: *Gawks*
Beaker: *Is run over by Dr. Teeth* O_O MEEEEEEEE-
Blind Pew: First of all, Teeth, if zyou want tu be apart of ze Pew's crew...Zyou must stop screaming like a girl....remindz me of a time I stumbled upon a womans' locker room. xD

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *side-steps Dr. Teeth's exit* *adjusts belt so that both weapons are on the right side* We just wanted to come in and play pirates with you guys. And, to escape Marvin.

Lips: He was asking us weird questions. O_O

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: *rocking back and forth in a corner, scarred for life* O_O

Chamberlain: *rolls on the ground, laughing*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: ... I guess this is a bad time. That's oaky. We'll wait. *heads over to the common room*

Lips: Um, actually--

Caitlyn: *in British accent* We will wait for matters to be settled there, Doctor, and then we will rejoin them. Understood?

Lips: Y-yes ma'am...

Caitlyn: *in British accent* Very well, then. Care to accompany me to the common room, Doctor?

Lips: Uh, sure, why not?

*both of them go to the common room to wait until matters are settled*

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: *finally manages to stop laughing* Hmm? *waves a hand in front of Dr. Teeth's face* Heeeelloooo? Earth to Freakazoid!

Dr. Teeth: Happy place...happy place...X_X

Ailie: *cuddles him* XP