Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: But...it was all in good fun...;_;

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: And on that note: let's go to bed. *heads back to their dorm*

Lips: *follows Caitlyn*

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: It's okay, Claudia. *pretty much sucks at life* -_- *crawls out of her window to sit on the roof*

[The Count]

*Kanocks on the top of the trashcan lid in Floor 2's common room. As soon as the fur of the green grouch living within emerges, those of us from Room #1 yell...
Rotten Birthday Oscar!
*:grouchy: is pelted with a volley of more than just a dozen rotten-smelling devilled eggs as we laugh maniacally and rush away.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *comes back from dance recital* *plops down on her bed* Hey, guys.

Lips: Hi, Caitlyn. How was you recital?

Caitlyn: The auditorium was so much cooler than the gym or outside...

Lips: Oh.

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Scooter: Long day?
Erin: (reclining on sofa) You bet - and my back's kinda sore.
Beige: Hey, you should see Nora.
Scooter: What happened?
Beige: Well, her boss's husband brought his salamanders to the shop, and...
Erin: Say no more.

(in the next room)
Nora: They pulled half the philosophy section down on my head!
Storyteller: Tilt your head this way, dear. (Nora does so; Storyteller continues wrapping bandages around Nora's head) I never knew salamanders could be so aggressive...and what is it with them and philosophy?
Nora: (grumble) Mrs. Farley's threatening to turn them into a handbag if Mr. Farley brings them into the shop again.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *writing in notebook* So, how was your day?

Lips: If I told you that I almost wrote a three-hour symphony dedicated to you, would you believe me?

Caitlyn: *looks up* Really?

Lips: *looks at her* What do you think?

Caitlyn: Never got past the first measure?

Lips: Never even picked up a sheet of paper! I've been practicing the trumpet all day.

Caitlyn: ... Well, at least we're spending some time together. Just you, me...

Marvin: And'a now, "Chopsticks" will be played! *plays Muppaphons in the tune of "Chopsticks"*

Caitlyn & Lips: *sigh* And Marvin...

[Erine81981]

Did everyone get Oscar something for his birthday yesterday?

Grover: I sure did. My mommy was throwing away an old broken lamp. She said she could not get it to work any more.

Herry: I found some old pictures without the picture in the frames. I know how Oscar enjoys making pictures out of trash.

Bruce: I couldn't find anything so i carried the trash to him. He enjoyed that more then ever.

Murray: I was drawing the other day and spelled some cereal and milk on it. So i gave him that.

Good stuff. I know he can't get enough of trashy stuff. So i found something that wasn't all that good anymore. So i gave him some old moldy peaches. He couldn't stop throwing them at me.

Herry: So that's why you smelled like that yesterday.

Yes. *nods head* *heads over to the TV* I'm going to watch some "Dirty Jobs." On this new episode he's works at a Wind Farm. And my brother-in-law works with those kind of things. Pretty neat.

Murray: I'm going to watch too. I know my dad told me about those one day. They are really neat. *starts ematating them*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *puts down her Dr. Pepper* Knee thing.

Marvin: *hands her an kne thing (that doctors use to teest reflexes)* Knee thing... Why do you need this?

Caitlyn: *hits self in the head with the knee thing a few times* Tounge depressor.

Lips: *hands her a tounge depressor*

Caitlyn: *licks the stick* Fetch. *throws the stick and goes to retrive it*

Marvin: Why are we doingthis, again?

Lips: Beating the summertime boredom?

Caitlyn: *comes back with the tounge depressor in her mouth* *puts the stick in Marvin's hand, panting like a dog would*

Marvin: O_o Okay... *gets as far away from her as possible*

Caitlyn: ... *sighs* You're no fun, Marvin. -_- *sits down on her bed* Have any other ideas, Lips?

Lips: *sits beside her* We can watch that new DVD you bought today?

Caitlyn: "The Great Muppet Caper"?

Lips: *nods* At least it'll help pass the time.

Caitlyn: Yes.. pass the time... *gets up to put the movie in the DVD player* Anything to pass the time... *takes a sip of her Dr. Pepper* Anything to beat the summertime boredom. *puts the movie in* ... Am I the only one here that's already been out of school? I know that Ryan ended school on Monday, but I finished last Friday.

Lips: I dunno. *pushes "Play" on the remote* We'll just have to wait and see.

Caitlyn: *sits back down beside Lips* You're right. *stares at the TV* Next.

Lips: The DVD hasn't even loaded yet.

Caitlyn: Oh... Sorry. ^_^;

[WhiteRabbit]

Music floats out of Room 17...

Ailie: *dressed as Marilyn*
Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me
I think they’re o.k.
If they don’t give me proper credit
I just walk away

They can beg and they can plead
But they can’t see the light--

Zoot: That’s right!

Ailie: ’cause the boy with the cold hard cash
Is always mister right, ’cause we are

All: Living in a material world
And I am a material girl
You know that we are living in a material world
And I am a material girl

Ailie: Some boys romance, some boys slow dance
That’s all right with me
If they can’t raise my interest then I
Have to let them be

Some boys try and some boys lie but
I don’t let them play

Zoot: No way!

Ailie: Only boys who save their pennies
Make my rainy day, ’cause they are

All: Living in a material world
And I am a material girl
You know that we are living in a material world
And I am a material girl

Living in a material world (material)
Living in a material world

Living in a material world (material)
Living in a material world

Ailie: Boys may come and boys may go
And that’s all right you see
Experience has made me rich
And now they’re after me, ’cause everybody’s

All: Living in a material world
And I am a material girl
You know that we are living in a material world
And I am a material girl

A material, a material, a material, a material world...

Living in a material world (material)
Living in a material world

Living in a material world (material)
Living in a material world... *fades out*

[Beakerfan]

Alex: enters room 24. She is caked in mud, grass, and who knows what else. She immediately begins rummaging through a beat up box.

Sweetums: WHOA.... Alex, go take a shower girl!

Alex: No time, Sweetums! I missed Oscar's birthday!

Sweetums: I don't think he'd mind.....

Alex: Yeah, but I do! He's my favorite SS character! *Pulls a torn, beat up teddy bear out of the box* Aw dang it! I just got mud all over this! Oh well.... he'll hate it even more now....
*takes the teddy bear to Oscar's trash can and bangs on the lid*

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: NYA! *tackles Alex* Girl, where ya been? XD

Dr. Teeth: Blood... O_O *slips away from his roomies to find somebody to prey on*

Chamberlain: Vampires... -_- Zoot, go get me my stake.

Zoot: *half asleep* Meh. *throws a slab of raw meat in Chamberlain's face*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *dressed a Raquel Welch (in the closing number for her episode)*
I can wash out 44 pairs of socks
And have 'em hangin' out on the line
I can starch and iron two dozen shirts
'Fore you can count from one to nine

Female Muppaphone: Well, I can scoop up a great big dipper
Full of lard from the drippin's can
Throw it in the skillet
Go out and do my shopping
And be back before it melts in the pan

Both: 'Cause I'm a woman!
W... O...
M-A-N
Like to say it again

Caitlyn: I can rub and scrub this house
Till it's shinin' just like

Female Muppaphone: Feed the baby, grease the car and powder my face
All at the same time

Caitlyn: I can get all dressed up
Go out and swing till 4 AM and then
Lay down at 5:00, jump up at 6:00
And start all over again

Both: 'Cause I'm a woman!
W... O...
M-A-N

Caitlyn: Like to say it again

Female Muppaphone: Ha, ha! Yes, we would!

Caitlyn: If you come to me sickly
You know that I'm gonna make you well

Lips: *smiles and sighs contently*

Female Muppaphone: If you come to me hexed up
You know I'm gonna break the spell

Caitlyn: If you come to me hungry you know
I'm gonna fill you all full of grits
If it's lovin' you're lackin' I'll kiss you
And give you the shiverin' fits

Lips: *face reddens*

Caitlyn & Female Muppaphone: 'Cause I'm a woman!
W... O...
M-A-N
Like to say it again

Caitlyn: I can stretch a greenback dollar bill
From here to kingdom come

Female Muppaphone: I can play the numbers, pay the bills
And still end up with some

Caitlyn: Uh-huh.
I got a 20 dollar gold piece
Says there ain't nothin I can't do
I can make a dress out of a food sack

Lips: *spits out the water that he was drinking* You can what! ?

Caitlyn: I said I can make a dress out of a food sack.

Marvin: Why would you want a food sack dress?

Caitlyn: Hey, I can make anything look good.

Lips: *blushes* Well, uh...

Caitlyn and Female Muppaphone: 'Cause I'm a woman
W... O...
M-A-N

Female Muppaphone: Ah-ha!

Both: Like to say it again

Female Muppaphone: Woo-hoo!

Both: 'Cause I'm a woman

Caitlyn: W... O...

Female Muppaphone: *ahem* Mupp... a...

Both: Phone
And that's all

Marvin: ... I do not get it.

Lips: *blushing* Um... er... I need to... *motions to door* Yeah. ... *runs out*

Female Muppaphone: I don't get that.

Caitlyn: *giggles*

[Beakerfan]

Alex: OOF! Oh, I've been here, there, and everywhere in-between. *looks down at her clothes* Playing tackle-ball, working the horses, working, *SIGH* I think I'll go dig a fox-hole and never come out......

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: Can I come too? O_O *rolls in the dirt*

Dr. Teeth: *bites Lips* =P

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *is bitten* ACK! O_O

Caitlyn: *rushes out to see where Lips went* *sees what Dr. Teeth did to him and gasps* Oh, my gosh! *rushes to Lips's side* Are you okay?

Lips: Blood... losing...

Caitlyn: *unwraps scarf and wraps it around Lips's wound* Just stay still for a while.

[The Count]

*Meanwhile... Count's off counting the bats while Uncle D plays a dreadful tune on the organ.
*Sighs... Will this torture never end.

*Shakes head. Meh... Send one of our bats to Claudia please Count.
:batty: Certainly my fiend. *Does so.
*Trying to think of how best to continue creating for der Squeedom and anyone else vaguely interested.

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: Mmm...Zoot, did I ever tell you about the time I met the lochness monster?

Zoot: I don't care...

Chamberlain: It was about 7 or 8 years ago and--

Dr. Teeth: *reenters his dorm* Turkey...I'mma need about tree-fiddy. O_o

Chamberlain: NOOOOOO! X_X

Zoot: Um...right. *rests his head back down*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *carries Lips back to the dorm and lays him down on her bed* This looks bad. *turns to Muppaphones* Guys, I want you to go around and ask people for bandages, the kind that you can wrap around. Got it?

Muppaphones: Yes, ma'am! *dismiss to do their duty*

Caitlyn: *sits down on bed and puts a pillow in her lap* *lifts Lips's head up and puts it on the pillow* Please be all right... *continues to clot wound*

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *returns from outside looking like a wreck* Um...bork? O_o *goes to change and joins the others when she's fixed up*

Chamberlain: So then, the cute little girl scout turned out to be 8 stories high--

Dr. Teeth: I DIDN'T DO IT! Mr. Turtle did! O_O

Ailie: What? =P

Dr. Teeth: What? O_o

[AnimatedC9000]

*group of Muppaphones enter*

MP #1: Hey, guys, do you have any bandages? You know, the kind that you can wrap around a wound?

MP #2: We need them for--

MP #3: Vet's Hospital!

MP #1: ... Yeah, we were playing Vet's Hospital and we ran out of bandages. Do you guys have any?

[BeakerSqueedom]

Blind Pew: I come here tu give zyou ze Pew's eternal love and what do zyou do wiz it? You throw it to ze side like an old boot. Zhen, since zyou rejected my affection, I thought to myself...zyou adore jewlery....yez, women tend to go with zhose who have, right? Zo, I brought zyou a CHEST containing JEWELZ...Still, no reply...

Surely my love, zyour heart ez one of stone.
*Snuggles*

Composta: Pew, that not Claudia....that my statue of little monster! O_o
Get off!

Claudia: O_O...

Blind Pew: No wonder it lacked zhat softness....<3

Claudia: O_O *Is hugged by Pew*
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! XP

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *wakes up* Fuzzies! <3 *pets them, deaf to their question*

Chamberlain: And then there was the time I was at Myrtle beach--

[AnimatedC9000]

MP #2: Uh-huh. That feels good...

MP #1: No time to waste! *manages to get away from Zoot* Now, as for the rest of you, we ask the question again: Do you have any bandages?

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: No...why would I stop a perfectly good wound from taking its course and giving me an infection?

Ailie: Groady. XP *drags Dr. Teeth to her own room to get away from Chamberlain*

[AnimatedC9000]

MP #1: Wait, Miss Ailie! Do you know where we-- that is, my group and I-- can find bandages? It's an emergancy!

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: I'm busy! Go play with Zoot. XP

[Erine81981]

Oscar: *trashlid opens* Hello? Did someone say my name? *sees Alex and Ailie on the floor* Wow! Are they wresting in mud?

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *rushes back to the can* Sicko! =P *slams Oscar's lid back down*

[AnimatedC9000]

MP #1: *sighs* I guess I will have to tell you what the patient is diagnosed with. *ahem* *looks at clipboard* "The patient has suffered an injury too the neck area which has resulted in blood loss. The head nurse is trying to clot the wound, but she needs clean bandages because the fabric that is being used is starting to get bloody. As of now, she has moved on to using tissues, but doesn't know how much longer they will last."

Caitlyn: *trying to clot Lips's wound with tissues (has gone through one and a half boxes)* Come on, work!

[Erine81981]

Oscar: *pops back up* That's my kinda grouch! *smiles*

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: O_O I prefer musician... =P

Dr. Teeth: *joins them* What'dja call her, pal? >_>

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *is getting tired of waiting on the Muppaphones* I'll do it myself. *lifts Lips's head up and puts it on a pillow* *gets up and exits the room* AILIE! ... I see that you're busy. I'll ask later... *throws a throw pillow at Dr. Teeth*

[BEAR]

Ernie: Hey, Bryan! How was work today?
Bryan: Well...business was slow, but I was still busy. Alan came buy to check on things, so I had to make sure that everything was neat and organized and running smoothly.
Ernie: Oh.
Bryan: Boy, am I exhausted! My feet are so sore, I barely got a chance to sit down. I think I'm going to go take a nice warm bath.
Ernie: Have fun!
Bryan: Oh...Ernie? Do you mind?
Ernie: Oh! Khekhekhekhe! Sure, here ya go! (hands over Rubber Duckie)
Bryan: Thanks, pal! (gives Rubber Duckie a squeak)

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: Ow. =P Not.

Ailie:*sighs and exits back to her room with him* *bids the dorms good night* <3

[Erine81981]

Oscar: *laughs* Oh what a girl. She makes me laugh. I need to hang out with her more often. *sees Bryan* Hey theater face. Hows that going for ya?

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: *poking his head out of Room 17* She's mine, man. =P

Ailie: XP *pulls him back inside*

[Erine81981]

Oscar: *over hear Dr. Teeth* Oh phooey! *rasberry* *goes back to talking to Bryan* So hamlet, what's been going on?

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *sighs* *comes back into her dorm and sits on her bed* You okay, honey?

Lips: *weakly* I'll be fine, Caitlyn. Don't worry.

Caitlyn: "Don't worry"? You almost died of blood loss and you tell me not to worry?

Lips: But... you helped bandage the wound up...

Caitlyn: I know...

Lips: ... It's getting late, you know.

Caitlyn: I know, Lips. I know. How about one last song for the night? *holds Lips in her arms*

Lips: That's fine...

Caitlyn: Just put your head on my shoulder...
*sings* Confide in me
Rely on me
And I will try to satisfy
Your every need
Through the day
'Till we say goodbye

Oooh, take it slow
Easy go
Any friend would reccomend
The starlight show
On a night like this
I insist you try

Oh, now I know the nights will last
Morning sun is shining through
So close the door
And let the whole world passes by
While I confide in you

If you take the time
You will find
A smiling face, warm embrace
A sympathetic mind, to do it right
Confide in me tonight

Lips: Oh, now I know the nights will last
Morning sun is shining through
So close the door
And let the whole world passes by
While I confide in you

Confide in me
Caitlyn: Rely on me
Both: Any wish, you've ever missed
Is guaranteed
There's a peace of mind
You will find
Confide in me tonight
Caitlyn: Woh, oh, oh, oh (Lips: Woh, ho, ho, ho)
Both: Confide in me tonight

*the two kiss after the song is over*

[BEAR]

Oscar: *over hear Dr. Teeth* Oh phooey! *rasberry* *goes back to talking to Bryan* So hamlet, what's been going on?

Bryan: Hey, Oscar. I was just going to take a bath. When are you gonna start!:grouchy: By the way...I got something for ya. A pair of argyle socks from Bert. He can't wear them anymore because there are holes in the toes. He told me to give them to you. Happy birthday!

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: You know, I haven't been myself lately...

Bunsen: How very, very sad.

Claudia: But because I can't get him off my mind...

Bunsen: I thought so.

Claudia: Exactly.

Bunsen: Have you made your feelings known to this person?

Claudia: I've tried...

Bunsen: I can only assume the worst, dearie.

Claudia: *Sits upright from her sofa* Will you and I ever get together?
*Holding a picture of Charlie Chaplin*

Dr. Van Neuter: ....Idiot. XP

Bunsen: Tssstssst!

Claudia: *Snogs the picture passionatley, like the loon she is*

Dr. Van Neuter: This scene is rated R for retarded...XP

[The Count]

*Pops in at Claudia's room. Mind if we erm, visit? Sorry, got the wrong spell... Meant to pop into our own room. Um, meep? Squabble?

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *wakes up in Lips's arms* Hm? ... Hm. *closes eyes and snuggles with him*

Lips: *is half-awake* Good morning.

Caitlyn: Good morning.

Lips: Howo'd you sleep?

Caitlyn: *yawns* Fine, but I want to close my eyes for a few more minutes. I'm not that awake yet.

Lips: I know how you feel...

*the two close their eyes and snuggle for a few moe minutes*

Marvin: *is videotaping this from his bed*

[Beakerfan]

Alex: *puts on a bowler hat and wobbles over to Claudia's room* Did someone call for Charlie Chaplin? *plops down on the couch and pulls out a picture of Alan Rickman* Oh Alan..... *sighs*

Animal: *scratches his head* LOON-EE.

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: EEE! *Hastily tucks her suggestive picture of Charlie Chaplin*
Sure, Eddie...you didn't see anything, did you? D:...*Red*

*Screams again as Alex wobbles into her room* o_o SORRY! I just got a little frightened 'cause I was in the middle of...*Observes Chaplin fandom sweeping around her*...work..

O_O ALAN? *Snugs Alex* X3 We can both fawn over him...<3 *SIGH*

Yes, Animal, we're loony, but FANTASTICALY loony, k? XD

Dr. Van Neuter: We've got a full house it seems...

Bunsen: I feel oh so popular! :3

Beaker: Meee meee? *Snuggles Alex* <3

[The Count]

*Warps out of Claudia's room with a 'meep'. *Leaves a bat behind so Squeeker can send back the help asked last night.

*Mome rath pops out from under the covers: Rackle frackle!
*Scares everyone away, munching on the picnic sandwiches left behind.
*Breaks down laughing in the wind.

[Beakerfan]

Alex: *is snugged by Beaker* BEAKER! *glomps him, then cuddles him like a teddy bear* Yup, fantastically loony!

Animal: *quietly stands between Phil and Bunsen, watching the loonies*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn & Lips: *watching the Star Wars episode on YouTube*

Caitlyn: I dare you to sing along with that song. *the intro to "Rama Lama Ding Dong" is playing*

Lips: Me?

Caitlyn: Don't worry, I'll sing with you... even though the sheperd's girlfriend only does vocalizing...

Lips: ... fine.

Caitlyn: *snaps fingers as tempo changes* I love this song!

Lips: A fan of the oldies?

Caitlyn: Oldies, but goodies.

Lips: You said it.
*sings* Oh oh oh oh
I got a girl named Rama Lama, Rama Lama Ding Dong
She’s everything to me
Rama Lama, Rama Lama Ding Dong
I’ll never set her free
For she’s mine, all mine

Oh oh oh oh
I got a girl named Rama Lama, Rama Lama Ding Dong,
She’s fine to me,
Rama Lama, Rama Lama Ding Dong
You don’t believe that she’s mine, all mine

I love her,
Love her, love her so.
That I’ll never, never let her go.
You may be certain she’s mine, all mine,

Muppaphones (playing the parts of the sheep/ram): She's mine, she's mine

Lips: All of the time

Caitlyn: *starts to vocalize, but ends up giggling a few notes in*

Lips: Chicken out?

Caitlyn: *still giggling* I don't know what's making me laugh! It must've been the ram on the video or something! I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Can we do that again?

Lips: *laughs along with her*

[The Count]

*Overhearing the rehearsal...
Boo, boo!
Baa, baa!
Humbug, humbug!
*Harty laugh.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Ah, shaddup! *throws a pillow in the direction of the voice* Some people just don't appreciate the classics nowadays.

[The Count]

*Throw pillow keeps going until it ends up doing a full circuit turn, clocking Caitlyn instead.

Voice: Never throw away boomerang pillows. What goes around comes back around.
*Corny laugh.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *is hit in the head with the pillow* HEY! What was that for?

Lips: I htink it has something to do with-- *is hit by a boomerang pillow*

Caitlyn: Whoever's doing the pillow act, RESPECT THE CLASSICS, MAN!

[The Count]

Ha! Respect the classics... We do. That's why we now bring you this tribute to our most beloved holiday...
Christmas! The 4th of July!
*Muppets file out to perform the dual act like on the Hal Lindon TMS episode.

*Launches fireworks in the background, and a snowball or two at Caitlyn below, missing, hitting Claudia and Alex instead.

[The Count]

*Suddenly... MCR starts playing Ram-a-Lamba-Ding-Dong.
Ooh! Spooky!
*Twilight Zone music in the background.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Cool!

Lips: Weird... and purely coincidental...

Caitlyn: I know, but who cares? Ha ha! I must be a psychic after all!

Lips: Not that again...

Caitlyn: Just relax and enjoy the episode. *continues to watch the Star Wars episode on YouTube with him*

[BeakerSqueedom]

Beaker: Mee mee mee mee!
Meee meee mee. *Brushing Alex's hair*

Claudia: Heeeyyy...how come you never do that with me?

Beaker: *Looks innocent*

Bunsen: Welcome back, dear!
We've missed you so.
Miss Alex, you should come often...
It's been so hollow without you haunting the
dorms with your "fluffy little problem".

Dr. Van Neuter: Werewolf problem.

Bunsen: Precisley.

Claudia: *Mutters jealously under her breath bad things about the stick-like assistant*

Blind Pew: Madammoiselle, zyou grace my presance...
*Kisses Alex's hand*

Claudia: *Jaw drops* Why, you...

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: So, what else should we do today?

Lips: Whatever we do, we should make it last for a long time.

Caitlyn: But I'm not leaving for Disney World until Saturday...

Lips: I know, but...

Caitlyn: Is something wrong?

Lips: I don't want you to leave again.

Caitlyn: I know you don't, but it'll be okay. You'll still have Marvin, Doc, Ailie and the others to talk to. Same as last time.

Lips: Last time, you were gone just for the weekend. I don't know how I can survive a whole week without you.

Caitlyn: ... It'll be okay, Lips. *hugs him* It'll be okay...

Lips: *hugs back* Still... a whole week...

Caitlyn: Lips...

Lips: Hmm?

Caitlyn: *kisses Lips on the lips* Don't worry about it. I'll be thinking of you while I'm there. I'll miss you, too.

Lips: ... *sighs*

Caitlyn: And it's not like I'll be gone forever. Just remember, it's only for a week.

Lips: I know...

Caitlyn: Want to just sit and talk about it?

Lips: That'd be nice.

*both of them sit on the window seat*

[The Count]

*Random sparkler hits Pew square in his snout. Ha, take that! Noone 2-times my Squeeky!
:concern:

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *crawls in* O_o

Chamberlain: *pokes*

Dr. Teeth: *grabby*

Zoot: Wha--?

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: It's settled, then: you, Marvin and the Muppaphones will be staying with Ailie and her roomates while I'm gone.

Lips: Rgiht.

Caitlyn: All right. Let's go tell Ailie the arrangements. *appears next to Ailie* Hiya, Ailie!

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: Her-loh, guys. What's up? XP

Dr. Teeth: O_o *slinks away*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: I'm here to tell you that Lips, Marvin, and the Muppaphones will be staying with you while I'm gone at Disney World.

Lips: *nods head in agreement*

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: Okies. Ja excited? ! *has no idea what kind of accent she's speaking in and drops it* XP

Chamberlain: I can watch over the fuzzies. O_o *stares at them hungrily*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Yeah, I'm excited. But... *lowers voice* I don't know exactly how Lps will do with me being gone for a week. We even talked about it a while ago, but I'm still not sure if he'll make it.

A group of Muppaphones with black fur: *stare back at Chamberlain with the same expression and the same thought in their minds*

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: You'll both be fine. Don't worry. =)

Zoot: *picks up one of the Muppaphones and snuggles it*

Chamberlain: Zoot's a zombie. =P He'll suck the brains out of your roomies.

Ailie: And I'm the easter bunny. XP What else is new?

[AnimatedC9000]

Black-fured Muppaphone that Zoot's holding: *hisses at him*

Normal-colored Muppaphones: O_o

Caitlyn: What else? ... ah... bonding? As in... tape?

Two Muppaphones: *carrying Marvin's video camera*

Lips: What's this? *picks the camera up and watches the most recent footage on the tape* O_O MARVIN! This isn't funny!

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *sucks its brains out with a bendy straw and tosses it back on the ground before picking up a nicer one* <3

Ailie: XP

[AnimatedC9000]

Muppaphone: *purrs* <3

Caitlyn: What isn't funny? *sees the footage* *gasps* ... All right, where is that Mexican freak?

Lips: Unfortunatly, he left to go to town an hour ago.

Caitlyn: Darn it.

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *cuddles it and stares back at Caitlyn, wondering what her brains taste like* O_O

Chamberlain: *eats the video tape*

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: Thank you, Chamberlain.

Caitlyn: *looks at Zoot* Stay away from me! *hides behind Lips*

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: *slurping the film up like spaghetti* Nya?

Zoot: *sets the Muppaphone down and starts walking stiffly over to Cait*

Ailie: *pulls him back and swats* Bad! =P

[AnimatedC9000]

Muppaphone: *cuddles up to Zoot's leg and purrs* <33

Caitlyn: Aw, she likes you! You can keep her if you want, Zoot. We don't mind.

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Thanks. =) *snuggles it and names it Janice 2*

Dr. Teeth: *wanders back in quietly* O_o

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: ... once again, thank you for destroying the evidence, Chamberlain.

Caitlyn: And you can keep her and cuddle her and wub her fowever! *sees Dr. Teeth* *pulls out a Kit Kat bar* *in her best Bugs Bunny voice* Eh, *munches on the Kit Kat bar* what's up, Doc?

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: <333

Dr. Teeth: Um...uh...the sky. O_o And I totally didn't bite Marvin if that's what yo thinkin'...

Ailie: What?

Dr. Teeth: What?

[AnimatedC9000]

Marvin: *parades in with a bandaged neck* T'ank you! T'ank you! T'ank-- *sees Dr. Teeth* YOU! ... You, I am not speaking to.

Caitlyn: *ahem*

Marvin: *turns to her* What is it?

Lips: You owe us an explaination.

Marvin: Aw, the widdle lovebirds want an explaination!

Caitlyn: You. Room. Now!

Marvin: .. very well. *goes to room* *turns around* Good night, my belove--

Lips: *throws a brick at Marvin*

Caitlyn: *to Ailie and her roomies* You guys are comin' with us. Reason? Chamberlain ate the tape.

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: I'm heartbroken, Marvin. =P I really am.

Ailie: Nachos? O_O

Zoot: I like nachos.

Ailie: Yes. XP

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: ... yeah, there will be refreshments in the room.

Caitlyn: Now, let's go! *guides all of Ailie's roomies (and Ailie, of course) into Drom 15* What happens in this dorm stays in this dorm, poeple!

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: That's gross, Caitlyn. =P I'm in.

The other roomies scream and run away.

[Beakerfan]

Alex: Oh, hello Pew.... *backs away a little, then gently pushes him towards Claudia before snuggling Beaker once more*

Animal: *shrugs and begins to wander about the room, then notices Composta* WO-MAN! WO-MAN! *excitedly runs up to her*

Alex: *gives him a bizarre look* Uh-oh.... Animal! No!

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: ... *sighs* Why don't they understand me? -_-

Lips: I think they took it the wrong way.

Caitlyn: I only meant to say that the conversation-- Marvin's interrigation -- will not reach outside our dorm. That's what I meant... and they ran away.

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: Who wants children pot pie? O_o

Zoot: Brains...

Ailie: Nachos...

Dr. Teeth: Blood...

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: O_O Nevermind, then. C'mon Lips, let's... do... something!

Lips: Yeah, something!

*the two disappear into Drom 15, locking the door behind them*

Caitlyn: *unlocks the door* *puts a sign on the outside of the door that says "Don't get any ideas, you guys."* *closes door and locks it again*

[Erine81981]

Glad to know that Oscar got a bunch of presents from all his freinds.

Herry: Yea. I just wish he would stop trying to pull pranks on us.

He is?

Herry: The other day he made me fall for the old water cup trick above the door frame. I got all soaking wet. I had to put on a new pair of pants.

*open the fridge which a bunch of fake snakes fly out* *jumps and screams*

Herry: See what i mean?

I understnad now. Ohhhh that Oscar!

[BeakerSqueedom]

*Having fallen asleep in the middle of it all, her mind slips into a bizzare dream*
*Dream: She's in Davy Jones' ship, sitting in her cell, covered in unsightly barnacles.
She turns her head solemnly, looking to the wall.*

Claudia: Hi. :/

Claudia 1: o_0 Hi.

Claudia 2: Mates, we're stuck in Davy's ship...
and why was that? *Looks to the original Claudia harshly*
*Accusing her with a finger*

Claudia: 'Cause I touched the thump-thump...tried to get in his pants...and...kept playing with his tentacle beard...
*Looks to the floor*

Claudia 6: Alright, so what's the plan?

Claudia 1: Yeah...what is it?

Claudia: I'm not sure...;_; But I know my fluffy hair is turning all slimy.

Claudia 7: AWESOME! You have tentacles for hair!

Claudia 1: OOoo...you also have a cute claw hand.

Claudia: I've always wanted one of those! :D *Looks to hand*
Slimy...*Manages to escape her cell* Bye, ladies!

Claudia 9: She's so clever.

Claudia 11: I know...

Claudia 1: Soda?

The rest of her clones: Soda. *Nodding*

---

Davy Jones: ARRGGHHH! D:

Claudia: Yes...MMMmmmm....kiss me, fool!
I don't mind a little slime! ;P

Davy Jones: D:...Your debt has been settled...now 'et off the flyeeng dootchman!
PLEASE!

Claudia: *Twrils his tentacle with her finger* No.

[A minute later]

*She is thrown out of the ship and into the water*

[End of weird dream]

---

Claudia: O_o Alex...HI!
Sorry! Aw, Beaker missed you SO much!
Honestly...he wouldn't shut up!

Beaker: Mee meee meee. <3
Mee meee mee meee?
Miss you!

Composta: AHHHccckkk!

Dr. Van Neuter: That's my wife, furball!
I'm coming sugar booger! :D

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *gets an idea* I'mma drive the EM bus into the swimming pool. =P

Zoot: Why?

Ailie: To be like Keith Moon...my hero. Who was a way better drummer than--

Zoot: *covers her mouth* Don't finish the sentence. O_o That's a deathwish.

Ailie: Actually...I was gonna say Tommy Lee... =P

[Beakerfan]

Alex: *still snuggling Beaker* I missed you too!

Animal: *stops and thinks about what he's doing* Sah-ree.... *sits down next to Claudia and begins to pet her*

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: O_o *Views her room as Davy Jones' ship, as if she hadn't gotten over the dream* *Sees Alex* o_0 Did you steal Elizabeth Swann's clothes again...

0_0...Pew is Barbossa...
...Dude, Beaker as William Turner? Now that's f'ed up, yo. XP

Bunsen is Gibbs?...That's creepy...

O_o *Head is spinning*

Bunsen: I am altering reality!
Oh...I've discovered the rudiments of reality!
OH! This is success! <3

Beaker: O_o Meep? *Sees a sword in his hand*
*Is protective of Alex* XP

Blind Pew: O_o I have ze...pet monkey?
O_O

Monkey: :3 <3 *Snogs Pew*

Claudia: *Looks at self* Oh...I'm Captain Jack Swallows....xP

Dr. Van Neuter: You Idiot, you mean Captain Jack Sparrow! ><
GROSS! Dirty girl...

Claudia: SNAP! XP I mean...that! YEAH!

[Beakerfan]

Alex: *sees Bunsen as Gibbs* Oh.... I... I can't breathe.... *swoons*

Animal: Mon-key! *tries to pet the monkey, but is bitten*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *pokes his head into Claudia's room* Claudia...can I have some of your--

Chamberlain: O_o

Zoot: ...soda? =P

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn & Lips: *come out of their dorm, looking worn out*

Caitlyn: We came...

Lips: We conquered...

Caitlyn: And I can't believe he won't shut up!

Marvin: *talking about something*

Caitlyn: I mean, we duct taped his mouth ten times, gagged him, bound him up, threw him in the closet, locked it, put a bookshelf and my computer desk against it, and he's still talking!

Lips: I know! Talk about a loud-mouth...

Marvin: SHUT UP'A!

Caitlyn: "SHUT UP'A" YOURSELF!

[The Count]

*Meanwhile... Well, now that I'm awake and my chest feels a little better after that ice cream sandwich... Think I'll go to the reading room and catch up on the fics there. *Goes to do so with a glass of soda, not realizing his roomies quietly show up to listen to the stories as well, sitting near/around him.

[Winslow Leach]

Lefty: POTATO PANCAKES!

Tony: Oh no...

Newsie: Not again!

Lefty: POTATO PANCAKES! POTATO PANCAKES!

Crazy Harry pulls a large, cartoon-like mallet out of his pocket, and bops himself on the head; he falls to the floor, unconscious.

Newsie: One down...

Lefty: POTATO PANCAKES! POTATO PANCAKES!

Tony: In a situation like this, it's best to just ignore him. He'll get tired and stop. Eventually.

Lefty: POTATO PANCAKES, NUM-NUM-NUM! POTATO PANCAKES, YUM-YUM-YUM!

Newsie: So...you wanna drive, or...

Tony: Your turn...

Tony tosses Newsie his car keys, and carries Lefty, who is frantically squirming, out of the room.

Lefty: POTATO PANCAKES! POTATO PANCAKES!

Tony: Yeah, yeah, Trix are for kids...can you at least be quiet until we--

Lefty: POTATO PANCAKES, NUM-NUM-NUM! POTATO PANCAKES, YUM-YUM-YUM!

[The Count]

Huh? What da heck is going on around here children? Well, if you need me and me magical powers I'll be down here lookin' to scare up a few more souls to reap.
UD: Ah, it's going to be a frightfully good weekend.
Count: You mean shriekend.
*Both laugh.

*Ed Reaper leaves to get some breakfast, then on to find that prolific penman prawn or the wascaly wabbit known as Claudia.

[The Count]

*Promptly returns after eating to get washed and dressed and have the room ready for visitors.

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: o_o *In the middle of a sword fight with Pew* I wasn't MADE FOR THIS!
*Screaming as she tries to dodge, attack, and hide*

Blind Pew: Zyou must!

Claudia: I must not!

Blind Pew: Zyou MUST!

Claudia: I must NOT!

Blind Pew: Claudia...

Claudia: PEEWW!

Dr. Van Neuter: PHIL! :3

*They look at him--atleast Pew tries*

Claudia: Butt out, lord of the geeks!

Dr. Van Neuter: Oooo, girlfriend, I KNOW you did not just say that!

Composta: Pumpkin get ghetto on little monster!

Claudia: *Throws her sword to the side* Yeah...well here you go, cracka! I'm hispanic, yo! You ain't wanna see no Colombian when mad!

Dr. Van Neuter: Bring it on, girl! *Snaps fingers*

Claudia: Fine! *Pushes Van Neuter lightly*

Dr. Van Neuter: *Pushes her back roughly* Bring it on!

Claudia: Come with it! *Roughly pins Neuter to the floor* >/ You ain't got no chance, fool!

Dr. Van Neuter: *Whips out The Big Book Of Slangs* Yo, yo, back off, dawg!

Claudia: Dog? I ain't no dog!

Bunsen: First of all, you two..."ain't" isn't a word...
Second of all...what on Earth are you all doing? !
And why are your sentences grammatically incorrect?

Claudia: o_0 Bunsen...this isn't what it looks like...He started it all! Honest!

Dr. Van Neuter: Chicken!

Claudia: Say what, meatloaf? !

Dr. Van Neuter: *GASP*

Bunsen: Shame on you, Phil...for two-timing your wife.
Hmph! Shame....INDEED! *Walks out of the room disgusted*

Composta: Wait-- -_-

Dr. Van Neuter: He came at the wrong time.
That's all, honey! :3

Besides, Claudia's gross! D:

Claudia: You sure don't look like no adonis!

Composta: YEAH?

Claudia: That's right, 'Posta!

Composta: *Slaps her*

Claudia: O_o....*Dizzy* @_@ Thanks...I went all MTV on you guys. ><

Blind Pew: Weirdoez.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: I can't believe he's still at it.

Marvin: *now untied and out of the closet* And another thing, I *keeps on talking*

Lips: ... How do you shut him up?

Caitlyn: TONY! COME BACK! TAKE MARVIN WITH YOU!

[Beakerfan]

Animal: *running around in circles* YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Bean: *hopping up and down* Can we have French toast? Can we can we can we can we can we? Prrreeeeettttyyyyy pleeeeeeeease?

Floyd: *practicing his bass*

Janice: *meditating*

Alex: *sitting on Sweetums shoulders* No Bean, we CANNOT have French toast..... theres been enough energy in here already!

Sweetums: *tries to catch Animal* Would you calm down? Geez....

Animal: *tackles Sweetums*

Sweetums: *topples to the ground, dropping Alex off of his shoulders*

Alex: OOF! Gee, thanks a lot Animal.....

Animal: *stares at Alex a moment* WO-MAN! WO-MAN! *goes after her*

Alex: Animal? EEEEEEEEeeeeeeeee! *runs out the door and down the hall*

Animal: *chases her*

Bean: *still hopping* Can we have French toast?

[The Count]

*Meanwhile... Ed leaves via the Fiendly furnace in our room off to visit Beth and Claudia and get some pointers/suggestions... *Count opens the door admitting the girls from Room #6 inside while Kathy's away at her niece's recital this weekend.

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *practicing on trumpet to drown out the noise*

Caitlyn: *headphones on* Hmm... *goes to YouTube and chooses a video* *plugs headphones into laptop and turns the volume up to the highest level* Hmm? *takes headphones off* You say something?

Muppaphone: *shrugs*

[The Count]

Ha... Isa good thing we had soundproof walling for the EM members rooming here.
UD playing the organ directly beneath Caitlyn's room... Now why can't I get that lovely song out of my haunted head?
*The phantomly dragon plays and hums Angel of the Night, Prairie slowly approaching and just standing/sitting down to hear the refrain.

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bunsen: What a lovely ditty, Deadly!

Blind Pew: Iz one zhat flatterz even ze musez above watching us.
Such a melancholy tuune should never go unacknowledged...
Magnifique.

Composta: *Dances with Van Neuter*

Claudia: o_0 Omg...*Entering Ed's room, she looks out into the hall the second time and sees a running Alex* Run, Forrest! RUN! D:

What's up, Ed muh man?

[The Count]

*Still at the organ, Deadly switches to the melody of The Bells of Notre Dame.

*Stepping back through the furnace.
Hi Clauds... Um, did you get the note I sent via bat-gram? *Whispering, about Lady Two? Oh well...
Was wondering if you had ideas for what to do or where to go this weekend, as I happen to have some guests.
*Motions at Prairie and Rosita, one enthralled by the music, the other dancing with Beaker.
Oh and Gaffer too. She's around...
*The orange alleycat tumbles by, in a furrocious game of tag with Fatatatita, strewing yarn in their wake.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *hums along with the music* Hey, Lips?

Lips: What?

Caitlyn: Do you think we can gather your buddies up and do a version of "Everybody Wants to Be a Cat"?

Lips: ... Okay. What's it called?

Caitlyn: Still working on the title, but... "Everybody Wants to Be a Muppet".

Lips: ... "Everybody Wants to Be A Muppet"?

Caitlyn: Because... erm... Hey, we all want to be something.

Lips: ... Uh-huh.

Caitlyn: Me? I want to be in the entertainment business.

Lips: I hope you make it. I mean, you definately have the making of a great entertainer.

Caitlyn: *blushes* Aw, thank you!

Lips: *smiles* You're welcome.

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot and Dr. Teeth: NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! *both clinging to Ailie's ankles*

Ailie: -_- It's only going to be one day...calm down.

Chamberlain: What's going on?

Ailie: I'm spending the night at my dad's tomorrow for my cousin's graduation party so you and Zoot are going with Claudia and Tony offered to take Dr. Teeth. I'll be back Sunday. Chill, you guys. =P

Dr. Teeth: Yeah, chill, Zoot. X_X *turns back to Ailie and starts whining again* MEHHHHHH! O_O

Ailie: *strokes* Wanna help Mommy pack? =P

Zoot: *pouts* Nuuuu...

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *hears the chaos* Great, now we'll have to find new arrangements for you guys for tomorrow.

Lips: *clings to Caitlyn's ankles* Don't leave me! ;_;

Caitlyn: Lips, it's only for a week!

Marvin: Stay for a month! I do not care!

Lips: NOOOOOOO! !

Caitlyn: Just for a week! *sighs* *drags roomates out to the common room* Anyone want two roomates? For tomorrow night only, we've got a trumpeter and a Muppaphone player! And a load of Muppaphones! Just for tomorrow, laidies and gentlemen! Then, they will be going to stay at the room they have been designated to stay at for the rest of the week! Let's start the bidding at $25!

Lips, Marvin & Muppaphones: WHAT! ?

[WhiteRabbit]

Inside her room...

Ailie: --And Claudia and Tony are a lot of fun...

Zoot: But who will keep Chamberlain from eating us? O_o

Chamberlain: Bwahahahaha...

Ailie: He won't. They'll make sure of it.

Chamberlain: Hmmph! We'll just see about that!

Zoot: *hiding behind Dr. Teeth* Eat him! He's fatter! I'm just skin and bones. X_X

Dr. Teeth: Thanks, Zoot. -_- But really, I'm too much man to handle! *4snap*

Ailie: XD And we have still have tonight...

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *pokes head into Ailie's room* You're leaving tomorrow? ... great. Now I'll have to find new arrangements for Marvin and Lips for tomorrow. And it's gonna be hard...

Lips: *hanging onto her* Don't leave me here! I'll be lonely... ;_;

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: So I was thinking Beaker could be Pink, Bunsen as Mya, Zoot could be Christina-- *notices Cait enter* O_O Yesh. Why don't you just take them with you? Like store them in the suticase area like in GMC? XP

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: Let's do it! Anything to be with her! =D

Caitlyn: *blushes* Aww...

Marvin: You cannot put the great Marvin Suggs in a luggage compartment!

Caitlyn: ... You're right.

Marvin: Finally!

Caitlyn: Why would you want to go to Florida, anyway? I'll just take Lips and some of the Muppaphones with me!

Marvin: ... What? O_o

Caitlyn: C'mon, Lips, let's go pack! *pulls Lips along to their dorm to pack*

Lips: *is pulled along* Woah!

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: Noooo! Rabbit, who's gonna protect ME while you're gone! D:
I have five evil roomies that wants to experiment weird stuff on me...to a point where they wanna stuff cotton in my brain to raise my low IQ! D:

;______; Ailie...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ! ! ! !

Blind Pew: Cootchie coo, my pet! :3

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: I'll be back before you can say babies are delicious. Don't worreh! XP Blah, do I need anything else?

Chamberlain: *shrugs as he's stuffing Zoot into a pet carrier*

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: *Shaking at the sight of Chamberlain* D:..I'm afeared...DON'T LEAVE!
*Sobbing, she clings to Ailie's leg like a kid* X/

Bunsen: *Cackles uncharacteristically* With Ailie gone, I will be able to freely stick needles into her brain without supervision whatsoever! TSSTSSSTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS--Oh my, was I thinking aloud? x3 Silly me....Toodles dear, don't be off too long! :3 Hoohhooo!

Claudia: *Raises eyebrow* *Blinks* *Wails*
SEE? Bunsen had an episode! D:

Dr. Van Neuter: *Hiding the chainsaw behind him*

Composta: *Hiding her fork*

Blind Pew: *Hiding a handcuff*

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *"accidently" shoves Blind P.U. out a window and cuddles Claudia and offers her Jareth* <3

Chamberlain: Wait a minute, Bunsen! Take your little brother--I mean, fellow baldyhead. =P *makes himself at home in the darkest closet in Claudia's dorm*

Zoot: *inside the pet carrier* I'm not that bald. ;_;

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: James Bond!

Lips: *packing his suitcse* What about him?

Caitlyn: I dunno. I just wanted to shout his name for some reason.

Marvin: Figures. -_-;

The eight Muppaphones that are going to Florida: *pack their things in a pet carrier*

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: o_0 There's a bird in muh closet.

Bunsen: Sach--Mr. Zoot is going to move in? *Fumbles with his tie*
Is this truly necessary? Think of the dangers he could encounter! I'm a busy man...very, very busy.

Beaker: o_o *Tilts head at Bunsen's peculiar behavior*

Bunsen: My goodness, will you look at the time!
We must go back to work, Beakie! We must go with haste!
Don't dawdle, my dear!

Claudia: Buh-bye, you two!

Blind Pew: *Lands on the ground* X_X

Claudia: No, Zoot, you're not.
You have lovely hair. XP
*Sets him free*

Chamberlain...OUTTAMYCLOSET! D:
*Worried for her diary* XP

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *crawls out and lies by Claudia's feet* *rolls onto his back and stares up at her with a docile expression* O_O <3

Chamberlain: *HISS-SQUAWK* *slams the door*

[Winslow Leach]

Tony and Newsie enter the room. Tony is carrying a sleeping Lefty, who looks full and content. In his little hands, he holds a half-eaten potato pancake...

Tony: Look at him...

Newsie: Heh, like a little angel...where's his pitchfork?

Tony: Quiet, you...

Newsie: Wanna grab a donut?

Tony: Yeah...lemme just put him down in his hammock...

Tony places Lefty on the hammock; as he and Newsie start to creep out of the room, Lefty bolts upright.

Lefty: POTATO PANCAKE! POTATO PANCAKE! POTATO PANCAKE ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Tony: AAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHH!

Tony begins bouncing madly around the room, like a human pinball, singing "The Merry Go-Round Broke Down" (theme from Looney Tunes); Newsie repeatedly bangs his head against the wall.

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: Awww...*Carries Lefty into her arms and snuggles him* X3
Lefty wanna potato cake? Wittle Lefty want some potato cake? Yes? COOTCHI COOTCHI COO! Yes, wittle baby!
*Squishes him against her chest* SO CUTE!

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *leading the keyboardist to Tony's room* I'll show you it won't be so ba-- *pokes her head in* Uh...yeah... O_O

Dr. Teeth: ...yer still mad about that one time in the lab, aren'tcha? =P That's why yo leavin' me here?

Ailie: ...nya? *shoves him into Tony's room and dashes back to finish packing*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *hears the chaos in Tony's room* ... on second thought, maybe we should leave Marvin with Tony. It sounds like they're having a great time in there.

Lips: *glances at the chaos in Tony's room* O_O

Caitlyn: Yep, Looney Tunes fans in there. He'll feel right at home.

[Beakerfan]

Sweetums, Bean, Floyd, and Janice return from the park. Upon approaching the door to room 24, they realize they left Animal and Alex alone....

Sweetums: Umm....

Bean: *reaches for the doorknob, then pulls his hand away* I dare not!

Floyd: *rolls his eyes* Come on guys.... *opens the door*

Alex: *is somewhat scantily clad* O_O Uh, hi guys.... we just practicing a new dance routine.....

Animal: *wearing leather pants and a matching vest* DANCE! DANCE!

Sweetums: Uh-huh.....

Alex: *goes to the stero and turns on the song "Girl on the Moon" by Foreigner*

Animal: *takes his position on one side of the room*

Alex: *takes her position across the room*

The two begin a beautiful contemporary duet.

Floyd: I had no idea he could do that....

Sweetums: *mouth drops open* Wow....

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Everything packed?

Lips: *puts suitcase in a jumbo-sized pet carrier* I think that's it.

Muppaphones: *close the door to their pet carrier with theirselves inside*

Caitlyn: Good. Now, we have to get to bed earlier tonight.

Lips: What time does the flight leave?

Caitlyn: Noon, but we're waking up at six.

Marvin: *enters* It is I--

Extra Muppaphones that are staying: *carry Marin outside the room*

Lips: ... six A.M.?

Caitlyn: I'm afraid so, Lips. But look on the bright side, the flight'll only last three and a half hours.

Lips: So we'll land in Florida at--

Caitlyn: About 4:30 P.M. in their time, 3:30 in my regular time zone.

Lips: We'll lose an hour, then...

Caitlyn: Not that it matters. ... Even though 7 A.M. will feel like 6 in the morning there...

Lips: So, what's the schedule?

Caitlyn: *pulls out list* We arrive on Saturday and check in to the hotel-- which will be near the Magic Kingdom (only one room, though...). Sunday, we spend the day with my uncle and his family. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday... EPCOT, Magic Kingdom, Animal Kingdom, and Disney Hollywood Studios. We go to the beach on Friday, and we'll go to the airport and be back next Saturday.

Lips: Wow, sounds fun!

Caitlyn: I think it will be. *winks at him and starts to go through things to take on the trip*

Lips: *face reddens slightly*

[The Count]

After a hearty dinner at Everybody Eats, the residents of Room #1 and their guests are dressed in their jammies or sleeping clothes. Uncle Deadly has graciously offered up his bed to PD and Rosita, opting to bunk out on the couch instead. The Count and Ed would've given up their sleeping spaces too, but the girls chose to share a bed for the weekend. *Ed walks in, carrying a tray with plastic glasses and a couple gallon bottles of lemon-lime soda, Count shuttles the popcorn bowl spiced thanks to a dosage of black pepper, and Deadly ferries our silver scream selections. Okay gang... We have... The Nightmare Before Christmas, Follow That Bird, Beetlejuice, and um, Edward Scissorhands. Sorry, but I couldn't find a suitable girl movie for all of us to enjoy. PD: That's fine Ed... We happen to like all of those. Rosita: Sí, Kathy has a wide collection of movies herself. Me, in Kermit voice: Oh good. UD: Could we have Scissorhands first? I miss my mentor, the great Mr. Vincent Price. Of corpse my fiend. Count, watch the fort, I'll be back in a moment.

As the cinematic specials start rolling...
*In blackest nightrobes... *Thundering around him...
Claudia, you will be safe child. If those science nerds lay a hand on ya, there'll be heck to pay! And heck don't come cheap girl.
Tony, boy, get your mitts off me scythe. I told ya a thousand times... *Blasts off at Lefty to cure him of his potato pancake craving. Now don't say I never did anytinng for ya...
*Evil laugh rings out through the halls as I return to partake of the batty bijou.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *returns to Tony's dorm, dragging her suitcase and other crap with her* Okies, I'm ready for the morning. But until then, I'mma party here for the lasht time until... *sniff* Sunday. XP Take good care of my homeboys, I know you will. =) *gives Tony and Claudia tempo custody of her roomies this moment* *hands Tony a whip and Claudia a shock collar* XP

[Winslow Leach]

Tony takes whip, confused.

Tony: Er...thanks, Ailie, but um...what does this have to do with Dr...

Newsie: I wouldn't ask. It's best not to know.

Tony: Hey Marvin...how'd you get in here? I didn't even notice ya!

Lefty: *Urp*...I feel sick...

Newsie: Well, you did have ten stacks of potato pancakes this afternoon, piggy...

Lefty: 'Ey...what's wit da chick? An da guy what bops dose fuzzy tings on da head? An dat guy whose always grinnin'? What are dey doin' in here when a guy is tryin' ta sleep off a tummy ache?

Tony: First of all, Mr. Sensitivity, this is Ailie, a member of the dorms. You know Ailie. You've tried selling her enough junk. This is Marvin Suggs, one of Caitlyn's roomies who decided to drop by...and Dr. Teeth here will be staying with us until Sunday. Ailie is going to spend the night here with Dr. Teeth.

Lefty: Aw no! I'm not standin' fer any of dis! (Lefty stands, and falls facedown to the floor) Hunghhh....

Tony: You okay there, Lefty?

Newsie picks Lefty up; Lefty stands on wobbly knees.

Lefty: I ain't feelin' so hot...hey Suggs, kin youse accompany me ta da batroom? I tink I'm gonna be sick!

Tony: Well! Make yourself comfortable, Ailie. Dr. Teeth, I'll hang onto the whip, but I really don't know what--oh wait...nevermind...yeah...okay...I...

Newsie shakes his head sadly.

Tony: Well...it can't be worse than when Bunsen was here. He brought so much equipment down, poor Harry was walled up for days!

Crazy Harry (trembling at the thought) Days! The melonhead had me walled up for days!

Tony: True, but you did have a stick of dynamite in your pocket that you forgot about, you fool! Again, Ailie, Dr. Teeth, make yourselves comfortable...and don't buy anything from Lefty, no matter what it is!

[AnimatedC9000]

Marvin: O_o Sure... Lefty, was it?

Caitlyn: *passes by* Feel free to watch him. I'll be gone all week with Lips, eight Muppaphones, and my family. We're goin' to Disney World! *picks up some stuff she dropped* Now for a little something before bed... *leaves in the direction of her dorm*

[Winslow Leach]

Marvin: O_o Sure... Lefty, was it?


Lefty (weakly, staggers to Marvin and clutches his shoulder) Riiiiiight...urp! Lefty...I just need ta...urp...hang onta someone on da way ta da batroom...youse don't mind, do ya? Nah, of course not, yer a pal! 'Ey, kin I interest ya in a woim farm? I gotta buncha woims dat I need ta unload...if youse train 'em right, dey'll sound just like dat Caruso guy...riiiight...urp!

Lefty exits with Marvin.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *huggles* Thanks a lot, Tony. I really appreciate you taking him in and I'm sure you guys will have a lot of fun. =) *plugs in her radio and turns it onto 105.3, a classic rock channel* *cocks her head at Lefty* HA HA! *Nelson laugh* *clears throat* Seriously, don't puke. =P

[The Count]

*Hears Lefty saying... Originally posted by da Slug: "Lefty: aw no, I ain't standing for this."
*Echoing a reply: Oh? Then where do ya usually go?
*Evil laugh.

*Rejoins roomies for the story of a troubled teen with a handshake that'll leave you hungry for some authentic finger sandwiches.

[Winslow Leach]

Ailie: *huggles* Thanks a lot, Tony. I really appreciate you taking him in and I'm sure you guys will have a lot of fun. =) *plugs in her radio and turns it onto 105.3, a classic rock channel* *cocks her head at Lefty* HA HA! *Nelson laugh* *clears throat* Seriously, don't puke. =P

No problem, Ailie. It'll be my pleasure taking care of the cat in the hat! Although I know he's gonna miss you terribly.

Newsie stifles a giggle.

What was that for?

Newsie: Nothing, I...I had a sneeze...

Tony: Oh...gesundheit...

Newsie: O_o...what an odd thing to say...

Tony: You just sneezed, right?

Newsie: Huh? Oh...riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!

Tony: Sorry, Ailie, I think Lefty is way ahead of you there. I've seen him like this before, and it ain't pretty...

Newsie looks at Dr. Teeth, and again stifles a giggle.

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: See, nerds? Eddie's gonna hunt you down if you do anything scientificalmajig...

Bunsen: What nonesense, you should learn to not say things that aren't true.
What you communicate expresses your state of mind, and clearly, you are unstable.
Now, now, just control that imagination of yours and all will be dandy, my dear.
Isn't she cute?
*Hiding a really sharp object* :3

Beaker: *Snaps fingers* I mean, meep?

Bunsen: Oh? What's this? *Observes the object in Ailie's hold quizically*
What is its purpose?

Claudia: O_o It's a NECKLACE! *Puts on the shocky collar*
:3

Bunsen: *Recieves a remote control* Oh, my, and what is this?
*Looks coy; proceeds to pres the button*

Claudia: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! D:
It burns! OH! IT BURNSSS...XP

Bunsen: *Covers mouth instantly* My, I never expected that!
I am truly sorry. Tssst-ttsssstt!

Beaker: *Smells Claudia*

Blind Pew: I zink I smell zomezing burning! 0_0

Claudia: *Smoke rising from her hair*

Chamberlain: *Reading Claudia's diary from the closet* Yesterday, I saw something behind the bushes that wasn't at all pleasant...and the nearer I went...the more things I saw...things I shouldn't have seen...The lesson is, squrriels are evil creatures who plan to take over the world...*Looks up*

O_o...It's Frankenstein's wife! *Points to Claudia*

Claudia: Shuddap! D<

Zoot: Just go back to your lame-o closet, man...leave the chick alone....Zzzz...
LEAVE CLAUDIA ALONE--....zzz....

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *passes by, looking for something* Tony, is it okay for Marvin to stay with you until we get back from Disney World? *finds thing and heads back before Tony can answer* Teriffic! *puts a suitcase down* Marvin's stuff is right outside the door. See you all when we get back! Good night! *hurries back to dorm* *locks the door* Finally.

Lips: You talked Tony in to the arrangment?

Caitlyn: He was speechless. Now... *turns lamp on* What can we do before we go to sleep? Hmm ...

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *pokes Newsie* Be jealous of his hat. =P Square. *turns back to Tony* Urgh...I can imagine. But at least he's gone. XP So...what's new? *notices Mr. Tutle in his tank and stops herself from saying anything* O_O

[Winslow Leach]

Caitlyn: *passes by, looking for something* Tony, is it okay for Marvin to stay with you until we get back from Disney World? *finds thing and heads back before Tony can answer* Teriffic! *puts a suitcase down* Marvin's stuff is right outside the door. See you all when we get back! Good night! *hurries back to dorm*

Tony: But...there's...like, no room left...sure, why not? Come on in, Suggs. Be careful not to step on anybody...

Geez, I feel just like Groucho in his crowded stateroom from A Night at the Opera...

(imitates Groucho)

And two hard-boiled eggs!

[AnimatedC9000]

Muppaphones: *carry Marvin's stuff in*

MP #1: Don't worry, Ton. Only one of your guests is staying with you until Sunday. Marvin, on the other hand...

MP #5: Prepare for an entire week of madness! *cackles insanely (and strangely similar to Crazy Harry)*

[Winslow Leach]

Ailie: *pokes Newsie* Be jealous of his hat. =P Square. *turns back to Tony* Urgh...I can imagine. But at least he's gone. XP So...what's new? *notices Mr. Tutle in his tank and stops herself from saying anything* O_O

Mr. Turtle glances up from his copy of "Playbill," and does a double-take when he sees Dr. Teeth.

Mr. Turtle: In the name of the dear departed Sir Larry Olivier, NO! Not him! Oh, Dame Judith, where are you when I need you? You were so brilliant at playing such cruel women, that evil chap over there would never stand a chance with you in my corner!

Crawls into the tightest corner of his tank, hoping Dr. Teeth won't see him; he pokes his head deep into his shell.

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: Come with me if you want to live! *Swipes Mr. Turtle away from Dr. Teeth*

Chamberlain: MMMmm....lunch.

[Winslow Leach]

Claudia: Come with me if you want to live! *Swipes Mr. Turtle away from Dr. Teeth*

Chamberlain: MMMmm....lunch.

Mr. Turtle: Oh, bloody ****!

[Winslow Leach]

Muppaphones: *carry Marvin's stuff in*

MP #1: Don't worry, Ton. Only one of your guests is staying with you until Sunday. Marvin, on the other hand...

MP #5: Prepare for an entire week of madness! *cackles insanely (and strangely similar to Crazy Harry)*

Yes, yes, come on in...there's room for everybody! O_o...I think we need a bigger boat!

Newsie: Will ya stop with the movie quotes already?

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: *Slams the door shut, leaving Chamberlain stranded in the hall*
*Smiles widely at the little turtle, petting his little head with her index finger*
It's ok, Mr. Turtle.
*Sets him down on the dinner table*

Bunsen: What the duece?
A talking turtle! I'm charmed to meet you, Mr. Turtle...
I'm truly enchanted by your presence.

Beaker: Mee mee mee. *Waves shyly*

Dr. Van Neuter: It's a talking turtle!

Bunsen: Would you like anything at all?

[Winslow Leach]

Dr. Teeth (to Ailie) Ah baby don' do me this way! What am I gonna do witout ya? My muse is leaving me! Do you really have to go? Why can't I come wit ya? It'll be fun!

(runs to Ailie, and whispers frantically)

Dr. Teeth: Don't leave me here with these weirdos!

Tony: What was that?

Dr. Teeth: Uh...I said, "anyway the wind blows..."

(to Ailie)

Dr. Teeth: I feel my hipness quickly draining from me every second I'm in dis room!

Newsie continues to giggle.

[AnimatedC9000]

Muppaphones: *chanting* We'll be staying here with Marvin for a weeeeeeeek...

[Winslow Leach]

Claudia: *Slams the door shut, leaving Chamberlain stranded in the hall*
*Smiles widely at the little turtle, petting his little head with her index finger*
It's ok, Mr. Turtle.
*Sets him down on the dinner table*

Bunsen: What the duece?
A talking turtle! I'm charmed to meet you, Mr. Turtle...
I'm truly enchanted by your presence.

Beaker: Mee mee mee. *Waves shyly*

Dr. Van Neuter: It's a talking turtle!

Bunsen: Would you like anything at all?

Mr. Turtle: As a matter of fact, I would like something, my melon-headed friend. I would like a time-traveling device to bring me back to my salad days of the 1930s, when I was but a young turtle rubbing shoulders with the likes of Hardwicke, Richardson, Olivier, Redgrave and that charming boy Orson. But since you obviously have no idea what I'm talking about, I would like a cup of grey tea, please.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: My relatives would scare you even more, trust me. *snuggles him* <3 Your hipness isn't draining, it's probably rubbing off on them. You'll see! *disappears for a second and reappears with Mr. Turtle in her arms* *holds him up and speaks in a squeakier voice than her own* I wub you, Mr. Sexy Keyboardface man! Teach me how to be fly and with it and in the zone! Can I get an amen, brotha?

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bunsen: *Clears his throat, hinting his rather foward attitude* Surely, you underestimate my comprehension of things, sir. Clearly you must have have some recognition of my invaluable work as a--oh my--*Looks modestly to his lap* Scientist.
Perhaps I come on as a bit too strong, but you see, you've forced me to correct the wrongful accusation of my not understanding your rather out-of-the-ordinary request.

If you please, Beakie, offer your services to our beloved guest?
*Looks disdained*

Claudia: Bunnie?...

Bunsen: Be a dear and make sure that Beaker does not burn anything in the kitchen.
He is rather clumsy, let this serve as a crucial reminder.

Claudia: O_o...

Dr. Van Neuter: Feeling a little competitive? Don't waste your time on a stuck-up turtle...

Bunsen: What a queer thought! It never once crossed my mind. *Feigns a sincere laugh*

[Erine81981]

Tonight's been pretty busy for everyone. Seems that Alex has been teaching Animal how to dance, Caitlyn, Lips and some of the Muppetphones are going away for a vacation with her family and Tony is getting a guest for a whole week. Seems kinda full around here.

Herry: What is were doing tomorrow?

We need to go grocery shopping. Uh.....i think we might be having a vistor tomorrow too. But i just can't think of his name. He's from a street called "Sesamstraat." I hope that's how you say it?

Herry: Hmmmmm i've never heard of that street?

I've heard it from a book i found down in the library. It's a pretty neat book. I'll have to go cheak it out again. Oh yea. And to clean up a little before he gets here. I really hope we make him at home?

Herry: I just hope he's not like Cookie Monster and eats everything.

[Winslow Leach]

Ailie: My relatives would scare you even more, trust me. *snuggles him* <3 Your hipness isn't draining, it's probably rubbing off on them. You'll see! *disappears for a second and reappears with Mr. Turtle in her arms* *holds him up and speaks in a squeakier voice than her own* I wub you, Mr. Sexy Keyboardface man! Teach me how to be fly and with it and in the zone! Can I get an amen, brotha?

Dr. Teeth: O_O...mah friend! Come 'ere an' give your old buddy a kiss!

Mr. Turtle: Oh no...

(Dr. Teeth takes Mr. Turtle and carasses him rather roughly)

Dr. Teeth: Ah haven't seen ya in so long! Where you been keepin' yerself?

Mr. Turtle (under his breath) As far away from you as possible, sourpuss!

Dr. Teeth: I'm gonna hug you, and kiss you, and squeeze you, and make you my own!

Mr. Turtle: Who left the asylum doors open again?

Dr. Teeth (to Ailie) Aw, baby, ain't he cute? He could be our son! I'll call him...Junior Teeth!

Mr. Turtle: My dear sir, if you look close enough, you will see that I have no teeth!

Dr. Teeth: Whaddaya think, hun? Can we adopt this cute li'l feller?

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: Yes! <3 I've always wanted a daughter...the painless, imaginary way. XP What do you mean by "he", though? Allison is obviously a girl, she's just in her awkward stage! *watches Mr. Turtle immediately escape through a secret back passage and into the Twilight zone* O_o I take it that's a sign that I should probably go to sleep. 'Night, roomies. =) *snuggles the keyboardist* 'Night, honey. <3

[The Count]

Claudia: See, nerds? Eddie's gonna hunt you down if you do anything scientificalmajig...

Bunsen: What nonesense, you should learn to not say things that aren't true.
What you communicate expresses your state of mind, and clearly, you are unstable.
Now, now, just control that imagination of yours and all will be dandy, my dear.
Isn't she cute?
*Hiding a really sharp object* :3

Beaker: *Snaps fingers* I mean, meep?

Bunsen: Oh? What's this? *Observes the object in Ailie's hold quizically*
What is its purpose?

Claudia: O_o It's a NECKLACE! *Puts on the shocky collar*
:3

Bunsen: *Recieves a remote control* Oh, my, and what is this?
*Looks coy; proceeds to pres the button*

Claudia: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! D:
It burns! OH! IT BURNSSS...XP

Bunsen: *Covers mouth instantly* My, I never expected that!
I am truly sorry. Tssst-ttsssstt!

Beaker: *Smells Claudia*

Blind Pew: I zink I smell zomezing burning! 0_0

Claudia: *Smoke rising from her hair*


*Still cloaked in midnight garb... *Blasts Bunsen.
That'll teach ya to talk trash about da Ed Reaper! *His scythe cuts through the shock collar, opening it at its hinges. After picking up the collar, it is now afixed around the melonhead's neck. Mmm, this be more fittin' than a couple of hangman nooses. *Hands Claudia the controller... *Admires her Bride of Frankenstein hairdo. Mmm, now that's what I call stylin' girl. *Huggles Claudsgood night before returning to his room. And don't you try nuthin', I be keeping an evil eye on ya you science nerds.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: And I'm gonna miss you most of all, scarecrow. XP *kisses Dr. Teeth quickly* <3 *bids goodbye to the dorms and her homepeople for now and disappears*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Well, this is it.

Lips: Yeah.

Caitlyn: In a couple of hours from now, we'll be on the plane to Florida... but...

Lips: *hugs her* I know... it'll be a while until we see each other again...

Caitlyn: Yeah...

*the two kiss*

Caitlyn: ... *reluctantly* You... better get into your...

Lips: Oh... yeah. *gets into the jumbo-sized pet carrier, which is on a rolling cart*

Caitlyn: *puts the Muppaphones' pet carrier on top of her suitcase* *sighs* See you in... some odd hours...

Lips: I'll see you then...

Caitlyn: *pushes cart (with luggage on) out the door of the dorm and disappears with it*

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: *Covers herself with a towel as she slowly opens the closet*
Chamberlain, get out of there, please?
I really need to change!

Chamberlain: Hold on, I'm on chapter three in your diary!
*Snickers*

Claudia: *Sighs* Boys, outta the room.

Roomies: o_0 Why don't you?

Claudia: Fine...don't get out of the room.
>=D

Roomies: ...Eep?

Claudia: *Throws them into the bathroom and locks them there while she changes*

---

Claudia: O_o; *Opens the bathroom and discovers them all in the bathtub*
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! My EYES! Oh, MY EYES!

Zoot: *Squeezing rubberduck* o_0 Hey, he understands me somewhat...awesomeness.
You and I will be hip together, Luck The Duck. *Snuggles with it as he falls asleep*

Composta: Water fine.

Beaker: *Relaxed* Mee mee.

Zoot: Chillax, my friends.

Claudia: *Faints*

[The Count]

*Deadly, skulking through the halls... *Spots fainted Squeeks. *Sends a blue lightning shot from his palms to revive the girl.
Now if only I had some hip activity planned for today... Nobody has anything? Haunts to visit? Fun fair to go to? Arcade? Nope, didn't think so.
*Plops down to leaf through the monster roster again while Prairie and Rosita, already dressed mill about the dorms or the streets of town, remembering to call first to let me know where they'll be.

[The Count]

*Cats approach the body of der Claudia. Black and orange, paws paw at her to see if she's still alive. They both look at each other with a mixture of worry and puzzlement. "Should we bring her downstairs?" they seem to ask one another. Unsure of what to do, they remain at her side, keeping a close vigil on the girl.

Now whatever happa to me little monster sister? She oweus fic! And uh, we want to be sure she okay.
:batty: :insatiable:

[Erine81981]

I'm back with the book from the library. *sits it down with a thud*

Grover: That is one big book.

Murray: More like a giant book.

Alright alright. *opens the book and flips through it*

5 minutes later..........

*whew* Here we go. I found it. Here's what it says. "Sesamstraat is the titular street where Dutch People and Muppets live on Sesamstraat. While many of them live here several live in other places around the street. Ieniemienie is a mouse who representing the psychological age of a six-year-old, Ieniemienie is the oldest of the group. She is very clever and smart-alecky, and sometimes she tends to be a little bossy."

Herry: Who's the one coming to visit?

I can't seem to think of his name. Hold on. Maybe i'll find it in here. *keeps reading* "Ieniemienie lives in a hole located in the kitchen from Sien's Store. She also has a shop named: Ienie's Minimode. She sold clothes and repaired old socks."

Grover: She is a really cute little mousie.

Yes she is Grover. *keeps on reading* "Pino is a large blue bird that represents the psychological age of a four year old. He is always cheerful and eager to learn new things."

Murray: That sounds like Big Bird.

Grover: Maybe it is Big Bird's cousin.

*goes on reading again* "For a while Big Bird's name was mixedup alot with Pino's having people ask -- "How can Pino be blue AND yellow at the same time?" -- Big Bird is Pino's cousin. Big Bird's Dutch name is Neef Jan; Cousin John in English."

Murray: You were right Grover.

Grover: I can always ask me for stuff.

Herry: Have you found him yet?

Not yet Herry. This is a giant of a book and don't forget he isn't going to arrive sometime this evening. I've never meet him. Only have read about him in this book. *goes on* "Tommie is a doglike who's six years old." This has to be him. The one who's coming over.

Herry: What's his name?

Tommie. He's a doglike creature.

Herry: Finally. Good to know his name. I just hope we can understand him.

Me too. There's more about him. *goes back to reading it* "He is clever, energetic and creative and likes to invent things. He is also a little naughty and likes to do things his own way. Tommie can write a few words, including his own name, which he is very proud of. He is famous for his own made up exclamations, like "Poe hee!" and "Hotseflots!", and wearing all sorts of objects on his head. In the years 2005/2006, Tommie got his own racing car."

Grover: He has his own racecar. That is neat! I have always wanted to ride in one.

Murray: Me too.

Grover: Oh boy! I can not wait!

Me too guys. *shuts the book* *dust fills the air* *cough cough gags coughs* That needs some cleaning. *waves some of the dust from my face*

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: *Snatches two of the kitties joyfully, smothering them with hugs*
EEE! Kitties....I liff.

[The Count]

*Getting back from Pinball Count Arcade over at one of the town's hotspots... Hmm, sounds like Clauds found our clever kitties. Let her play with 'em for a while, they'll come back home for dinner.
Hey Kyle... You know you can always ask if you have a question about any Muppet character bud. Tommie even had a girlfriend at one point, named Troel.
Ha... Time to tune in to some MCR while the roomies are still on errands or at some of the shops in town.
*Dials up the Rock & Roll Deli for a delivery dinner, we're regulars down there as they have our kind of music always playin'.
*Singing while the phone's ringing... You told me you could count, you said there's nothing to... Hello? Oh hi, I'd like to order...

[Erine81981]

Yes sir. You are right about that. I read that in the "Big Book of Muppets" down at the library. It's a pretty neat little book/website. *lol* Thanks for telling me. *phone rings* Talk to you later Ed. Phone. *runs back inside*

Grover: Hello? I can not understand you?

Here.

Grover: *hands the phone to me*
Hello? Oh hi Tommie! Yes. We are still expecting you. You'll be here in about an two hours. Ok. Good. See you then. Bye. *hangs up the phone* That was Tommie. He said he'll be here in about two hours.

Grover: I could not understand him.

I know. He talks a different langue but he has learned some english. So we'll have to try and help him out with some of the words and maybe he'll teach us something.

Bruce: *opens his door* Is that guy here yet?

Not yet. He'll be here....

Grover: In about two hours.

Bruce: Oh no! I haven't took my bath. I need one bad.

Then go. Like Grover said he'll be in about 2 hours. He's not here yet.

Bruce: Good. *grabs a towel and a rubber monster toy* Be back. *heads to the bathrooms*

[The Count]

Okay then Kyle. BTW: What does a chin do? Just cannot tell? Well, a chin's there to hold your face in place.
*Puts headphones back on to keep listening to MCR. Hmm, maybe I can get this version of One Fine Face, it's Ernie and Elmo, but it's clearer/stronger than the one in that vonderful Jim tribute album Kyle put together. Oh well. *Taps fingers with David's body parts dance.

[Winslow Leach]

The room is in chaos; Suggs is practicing with the Muppaphones, Dr. Teeth is jamming on his keyboards, Crazy Harry is making small explosions with sticks of dynamite and laughing crazily, Newsie is practicing his golf swing and Lefty is twirling around in a tutu and leggings (don't ask). Tony is smooshed into a corner of the room, his long body scrunched uncomfortably in a squat/sit position.

[Winslow Leach]

Mr. Turtle, after crawling for hours, has finally reached Claudia's room. He knocks tentatively.

Mr. Turtle: Erm, pardon me...miss? I've come back to talk with that melon-headed fellow. Seems he had a right jolly idea about time travel. Sounded peachy-keen, as you good fellows say here in the States. I would like to converse with him some more on the subject, if you would be so kind as to open the door.

[Winslow Leach]

Dr. Teeth suddenly stops playing; he pounds the keyboard with his fist.

Dr. Teeth: 'Ey Suggs, willya shut those furballs up? I can't concentrate!

Muppaphone: Aw, can it! You're just sore 'cause your giiiiiiirlfriiiiend isn't here!

The Muppaphones all giggle.

Dr. Teeth: Shut up! Dat ain't true! I don' need her around when I'm practicin'! (Dr. Teeth hits a sour note; another; and another) Maybe I do...

Lefty (still twirling) Jus' call me Pavlova!

Newsie: Yeah, and I'm Arnold Palmer!

Lefty: Who's dat?

Newsie (sighs) Tiger Woods...

Lefty: Who's dat?

Newsie swings his golf club, and his Lefty in the stomach.

Lefty: Oof! Why you--

Newsie (sarcastically) Whoops!

Lefty holds his arm straight out and makes a fist.

Lefty: See dat?

Newsie: Awww...

Newsie hits Lefty's fist; Lefty bonks Newsie on the head, a la the Three Stooges.

Lefty: I'll moider you!

Newsie: Shaddup, you half-cousin to a weasel!

Lefty: I oughta...

Newsie gives Lefty the classic two-finger eyepoke; when Lefty grabs his eyes in pain, Newsie hits him in the stomach again; a loud bass-drum THUD! is heard.

Lefty (squeals like Curly) RUFF! RUFF!

Lefty pulls a pair of pliers out of his tutu (again, don't ask), and squeezes Newsie's nose; crunching sound.

Newsie: Owowowowowowowowowowow...

Lefty: Nyuck nyuck nyuck!

While all this has been going on, the rest of the roomies have gradually stopped whatever they were doing, and watch the scene between Lefty and Newsie.

Newsie (high-pitched voice) By dose...

Lefty: Nyuck nyuck nyuck!

Newsie pulls away, breathing heavily.

Lefty: Had enough, Pinocchio?

Newsie: Truce...truce...(Newsie pulls a white handkerchief from his pocket and waves it)

Lefty: Heh. I win!

Lefty starts his "ballet" again; Newsie begins swinging his golf club. He inadvertently hooks Lefty's tutu with it, pulls, and slams Lefty into the wall.

Lefty (stunned) Gaaaahhhh...

Newsie: Oh, gee, I'm sorry, Lefty! I didn't mean it, honest! It was an accident!

Lefty: Heh heh heh...dat's okay, kid. Accidents'll happen...riiiiiiight! Don't woiry about it!

Newsie: Gee, thanks, Lefty, you're a pal!

Lefty: Heh heh...

Lefty picks Newsie up by the seat of his pants, and hurls him into Dr. Teeth; Newsie, Dr. Teeth and the keyboards all crash to the floor. The noise is so loud, even Harry covers his ears.

Lefty: Imbecile!

Marvin: Now dat's what I call throwing yourself into your music!

The whole room is silent.

Marvin: What? What I say?

[Erine81981]

I've always liked this movie.

Grover: I like the fishes and all the funnies that happen.

Herry: I like those seagulls. They crack me up with their "Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!" act they play.

A knock is heard at the door

That has to be Tommie. *walks over to the door, opens the door* Hallo Tommie.

Tommie: Hallo Kile.

Let's see if i get this right. *clears throat* Afstammen te per.

Tommie: Danken jou.

Herry: Hallo Tommie. (whispers to me) How do you say "I am Herry Monster?"

Hold on and i'll see. *looks in the book* Here it is. *to Herry* Mij am Herry Rotbeest.

Herry: *repeats to Tommie* Mij am Herry Rotbeest.

Tommie: Genoeglijk tegen samenkomen jou.

So as Tommie went around meeting Grover, Bruce and Murray we all sat down and watched the rest of "Finding Nemo" with the Dutch Subtitles for Tommie.

[Winslow Leach]

Tony, who has finally managed to squeeze out of his room, walks down the hall for a breath of air with Newsie.

Newsie: Hey Tommy, did you ever wonder what would happen if Gumby and the Pillsbury Dough Boy got into a fight?

Tony (beat) Um...no, Newsie...actually I haven't. That has never crossed my mind, actually.

Newsie: Huh. Sometimes I think about it, and the possible outcome. Usually at night, if I have trouble sleeping. Yeah, some people count sheep, I wonder what would happen if Gumby and the Pillsbury Dough Boy got into a fight.

Tony: Like a boxing match or something?

Newsie: No. Just a down and dirty street brawl. No rules. Weapons allowed.

Tony: You feeling okay there...?

Newsie: Broken bottles...spare tires...zip guns...I mean anything...

Tony: O_o

The two walk down the hall in silence for a moment...

Newsie: Do you suppose Sylvester Stallone was hard up for cash when he accepted his role in Over the Top?

Tony: What?

Newsie: It's a movie...about...arm-wrestling! Come on! How is that exciting?

Tony: I'm sure there was an audience--a small audience--of arm-wrestling fanatics who...I can't believe I'm talking about this!

Newsie: What.

Tony: Newsie, can you be quiet for like five minutes...just...like not say anything? Is that possible?

Newsie: Sure thing, Tommy.

The two continue walking...

Newsie: When do you want me to start? Being quiet, I mean? Now? Or when we get a little farther on down...? Oh. Was I not supposed to say anything? Now I'm confused...

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bunsen: *Opens the door* Greetings, Mr. Turtle, I apologize for what occured last night.
Apparently you were taken away by a derranged...person. On a lighter note, I recently prepared tea--the one you requested last night--I trust it is to your liking.

Beaker: *His hair is smoking from a freak accident that occured in the kitchen*
*A strand of hair is lit like a candle*

Claudia: *Blows it out* xP

Blind Pew: Who eez it?

Bunsen: It's Mr. Turtle.
It's quite rare we recieve any guests at all.
I guess the notion has been proved otherwise.

Zoot: Huh, it's the smart lizard...cute...Zzzzz...

Chamberlain: *Stares at Mr. Turtle hungrily*
Mmm...supper! >D

[The Count]

Hee... Did you remember to make a wish Clauds?
:eek:

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: o_o Yesh. My one and only wish is to rule the world. <3

[The Count]

*Smacks head. You're not supposed to tell what the wish is, then it'll never come true Brain.

*Sigh... Was looking for a clip with :batty: subtracting extinguishable candles, thought it was at the Wiki or the Sesame Video Player, but nope. If anybody finds it, please LMK. Thanks.
Now, do I want to name this 8-ball Snooker or Clapton... *Ponders. Are you pondering what I'm pondering Claudy?

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: *Puts on big mouse ears*
What is it, Eddie? NARF! :3
What are we pondering about?
Oh look, Ed! I found some cheese! Narf! XP

[The Count]

*Laughs. *Snuggles my siwwy squeek-squeeker. Come Claudy, we must prepare for tonight's plans to take over the forum with fic!

[Winslow Leach]

Mr. Turtle: Ah, my grey tea! Yes. But before I partake in refreshment, may I ask that you remove the demented buzzard from my presence? It's almost as if he's following me everywhere I go. When I was in Ailie's room, he was there...now I'm in your room, and he's here. Rather uncanny if you ask me. Reminds me of the time Gielgud kept pestering me to show him how to portray Falstaff...the man was a dear, but he was rather quite persuasive. At least he never tried to eat me, like that overstuffed canary.

[Winslow Leach]

As Tony is about to open the door to his room, Dr. Teeth comes flying out; both crash to the floor.

Tony (dazed) Who ordered the smoked salmon?

Dr. Teeth: Hey, I'm sorry, man, ya okay?

Tony: I will be, once you get off my chest...

Dr. Teeth: Sorry...(rolls off, stands, and helps Tony up)

Tony: Where are you going in such a hurry?

Dr. Teeth: Mah squeeze is comin' back today! I gots ta get ready!

Tony: Ah.

Dr. Teeth: Yeah. It feels like she's been gone forever, man! But she's comin' back today! Ah feel mah muse returning! Look out, Mozart, yer gonna get yo bottom whupped by da Teeth!

Dr. Teeth leaps with joy, and hurries down the hall to his room.

[The Count]

*Downstairs, after breakfast and dressing and making our beds... A flurry of activity takes place in the common room's kitchen area, two little cats perch themselves rather lazily, waiting to pounce on whatever food falls to the ground.

Bat's claw cole slaw?
:batty: Check.
*A handy bat slices the red cabbage, then the red onions, and finally the carrotsticks.
Me, peeling the shells off of some hardboiled eggs: Devilled egg mixture?
Prairie: *Taking the peeled eggs after I count them: Check. *She cuts the eggs in half, scooping out the yolks. Kathy would be so proud of us, using her recipe.
Arroz con pollo?
Rosita: Check, just have to spice and stir the arroz.
(That's rice with chicken, and yummy peas.)
Uncle D? You got your dish ready?
UD: Yes... Southern fright chicken. *Shakes some black hex pepper and voodoo salt onto the chicken pieces before dredging them in a mortuous pit of breadcrumbs.
Okay... The cakey brownies are in the oven and should be finished in a few minutes.

Prairie: Are we going to take it all?
No, just enough for two servings each... That should be enough for our picnic in the park this afternoon. What's left we can then take when we visit the poolhouse in the evening hours.
*Preparations continue as the members of our party hum with the music from MCR, looking forward to their lunch. If anybody else wants to join, just LMK.

[Winslow Leach]

Crazy Harry crazily lights a stick of dynamite. He laughs psychotically as he watches the fuse slowly drop. When it's just about to go off, he tosses it at Marvin Suggs, and giggles in anticipation.

Suggs feels something hit him in the back; he turns and looks down at the dynamite, quizzically. He picks it up and studies it. Why? Because it's a dud. It has gone out.

Suggs shrugs, and tosses the dead stick into the trash can.

Crazy Harry stops laughing. His anger slowly builds at the faulty dynamite. It builds and builds and builds.

Harry literally turns RED with rage.

Suddenly...

KAAAAAAAAAAAA-BAAAAAAAAAAAM ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Crazy Harry himself explodes!

Suggs leaps behind one of the beds for cover, not knowing who, what or where the explosion came from. When the smoke clears, Marvin slowly peeks over the bed, confused.

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Erin: (hanging up phone) Oh, man.
Beige: What happened?
Erin: It's Sara; some crazy driver rammed her car.
Nora: Oh, no...is she hurt?
Erin: From the sounds of it, she got banged up a little bit.
Scooter: (sigh) That's awful...and I'll bet she's really freaked out.
Storyteller: Methinks this calls for a cross-town trip with some stew, some cookies, a get-well card and a few joke books.

[The Count]

*Hears the news from the club's newsletter. Most assuredly so. Hang on guys and gals... *Gets out the bag of bite-sized Snickers (which I call Snicker-treats, play on words on "trick-or-treat", I'm funny/punny that way). With some help by the bat-slicer, the frozen chocolate squares are modeled into simple winged bats. One each is placed atop the square-cut brownies, afixing them with a little heated up caramel sauce. *Knocks on Erin's door, leaving the container with her to take to Sara from all of us.

*Hums a little of Can't Take My Eyes Off Of You as we walk out the dorms to the park for our picnic.
*Leaves a note for everybody if anyone wants to join.

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: Oh! Oh! I wanna go!
*Reading note*

Blind Pew: Zhen what are we waeeeting for?

Claudia: I'm not sure...

Blind Pew: What?

Claudia: *Waits*

Blind Pew: *Sighs at how literal she tends to be sometimes*
*Drags Claudia over to Eddie's picnic*

[The Count]

*At the park, we got there walking and carrying the basket/icebox of death... *Hears a meep-meep behind him... Hmmm, now who/what could that be? Oh well. *Keeps walking and hearing the meep-meep sound. Huh... Whistle a happy tune? Sure, why not, there's nothing to be afraid of.
Count and Uncle D cock an eyebrow.
Present company hexcepted.
*Hears Claudia saying 'hi'.
Except that! Run for it gang, it's the Banana Squeeker!
*Reaches the spot at the parkfor our picnic, touching the bench as home base.
Home free! Not it!
*Galumphs Claudia and we tumble to the grass... Come to join us little monster? *Laughs as roomies set out the blanket on one of the tables.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *appears back into the dorms disguised in a black cloak and hood* I have come for my roomies... O_O *slips out of the cloak, dressed like Jessica Rabbit* *in a normal voice* Hi guys. XP

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
*Giggles, snapping fingers at Eddie's little touch down*
Dern. You are safe!

Beaker: MEEEP! :3 *Stomach rumbles*

Zoot: Hey, my babe's comin' back today.
Better let my wildchild know I'm here hanging out with you....Zzzz....

Chamberlain: *Steals a sammich*

Claudia: Silly, Zootie! <3

Zoot: Wha?...Zzz....

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *hears the crickets chirping* ;_; *slinks outside and then her face lights up when she sees Claudia and everybody else having a picnic* *tackles* <333

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: O_O Rabbbiittt!
*Notices her clothes*...Gee...you look mighty sensual today! XP
*Is tackled* WHEEEEE!

Zoot: Hey, sugah, how you doing? I'm doing fi-......Zzzzz....

Chamberlain: Keep awake, idiot!

Zoot: ....*Slaps him with his saxaphone* Zzz....

Chamberlain: Hi, Ailie. -_- *Sulks*

Zoot: *Hits him again* Zzz....

Bunsen: Oh! Come and join us!

Beaker: *Snuggles Ailie*

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: If sensual meant frightening... XP Thankses! I missed you guys! *huggles Zoot and then pokes Chamberlain* What have you been up to, being good for Claudia I hope? *snuggles Beaker back* ^_^

[BeakerSqueedom]

Zoot: Yeah, Chamberlain, on the other hand, was lame....*Nodding off*

Chamberlain: Just 'cause I'm not a dork like you, doesn't mean you have to be "hip" about it.

Zoot: ...ZZzz....*Hits him with sax* Sorry, man...

Chamberlain: You know, Claudia once danced to The Lion King theme when she was five-

Claudia: *Screeches* *Slaps Chamberlain* STUPID BIRD! You read my DIARY!

Chamberlain: *Falls over*

Claudia: Oh, Ailie...they were angels! *Twitch*

Zoot: Bathtub....mmm...*Dreaming*

Claudia: O_o; That means he missed you.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *strokeses Zoot and gives him a Daniel Craig action figure to go with the duck he got* <3 Good boy! I knew I could count on you to behave. ^_^ *smacks Chamberlain* BAD VULTURE THING! GO BACK TO YOUR CLOSET AND STAY THERE! =P

[The Count]

*Notices Ailie in her new getup... O_ooh! *Pines for his younger days. Makes me miss my own modest muse. Come on, there's enough here for us... Oh, and we'll be headed to the pool later.
*Prairie and Rosita giggle at this reaction from Ed at first, then snuggle with the kitties.

Here, catch!
*Throws two-faced giant coinlike minidisc to whoever grabs it first, Clauds or Ailie.
*Ud prefers to skulk in the shadows waiting to strike as Count counts his friends and the leaves and whatnot...

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: O_O *absentmindedly catches it, wondering what the minidisc is for*

[Erine81981]

Tommie: *whips his mouth* Jy-u-you mi-me-make gu-guo-good fu-fuo-food.

Thanks Tommie and great job on your english. Tell me if this is the correct way to say this. *gets book out* *clears throat* Ju-Jou are be-binnen okee vre-vriendin.

Tommie: Wonderbaar! *claps hands*

Danken jou Tommie.

Herry: This is been an awsome day.

Tommie: Ah-sum-awsome dui-awsome day!

Herry: This is great Tommie.

Tommie: Me lick it horre.

Herry: What?

I think he's saying He likes it here.

Tommie: Yea!

Oh can't wait for tonight's dish. I'm fixing Spaghetti tonight.

Tommie: Segatti?

Herry: *takes the book* Ah here we go. Noedel?

Tommie: Oooo nodels! *rubs tummie, licks his lips*

Herry: He loves it.

Good to know.

[The Count]

Heh... Either toss it to Clauds or pop it in your player and listen to the groovy MUP3 music.
*Snatches some chicken wings and a spoon for the slaw in a cup with another filled with icy lemonade tea.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *takes a bite out of it* O_o

Chamberlain: *skulks away* >_>

Zoot: *pushes Ailie's head back a little and opens her mouth* *music starts blaring out*

[The Count]

*Picks up the picnic wares, gathers roomies and starts heading back indoors... Come on guys... We want to head back and still have some time for bathing at the pools.
*All cheer and help put the food away, carrying it all back to set up at the dorms' poolhouse instead. Count and Prairie, I'm counting on the two of you to get our swimwear and towels.
*Both ascent and we split up to get our fun day of picnicking and poolplay under way.

*To others: See you at the poolhouse!

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *shakes her head and the music halts* Hey, we'll catch up with you guys later, okay?

Zoot: We're still short of our coolest roomie. ;_;

Chamberlain: But I'm right here... =P

[Erine81981]

*sticks head out of the door* We'll come too Ed. Everyone get ready!

Herry: Yes! Swimming time.

Grover: I got my swim wear on.

Bruce: *comes out wearing scuba mask and fins* I'm ready.

Where's Tommie?

Herry: He's in the bath rooms getting his swim trunks on.
Ok.

Tommie: Ik ben klaar!

Klaar?

Tommie: Ja.

Good.

Everyone to the swimming pool!

Everyone runs out of the room to the swimming pool

Murray: Wait for me! *runs out of the room trying to get his swimtrunks on*

[The Count]

*Already at the poolhouse... *Portable radio tuned in to MuppetCast 61, or MCR until the latest episode is ready. General fun is being had by all... Prairie and Rosita splashing, Count laughing as he and Deadly slide down the water slide and taking turns, me rafting from side to side in my floating innertube once the wave motion generator switches on creating a commotion in the ocean.

[Erine81981]

Herry: Watch this Rostia. * gets up on the high dive* Watch out below! *jumps off and yells* CANNONBALLLLLLLL! *SPLASH!*

Good one Herry.

Tommie: *in the sallow end* Dit is pret!

Glad you like it Tommie.

Murray: *with a lemonade in his hand floating on an intertube* Hey Ed! This is the life.

Hey Prairie! Lookin good out there. Keep it up!

Bruce: *underwater with his scuba mask and fins* Glub....glub.....glub....glub...

[Winslow Leach]

Dr. Teeth: Where is she? Where's mah baby? Ah hear her, but ah don' see her! Daddy needs some sugar!

(looks around)

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *hears her man from Room 17 and screeches before trying to run out and tripping in the Jessica Rabbit heels* NYA! O_O *kicks them off*

Chamberlain: *gets hit with one* X_X

Ailie: *tackles the keyboardist* ^_^ COME TO MOMMA, MY SWEET, DARLING, AMAZING REASON FOR LIVING! <3333 xoxoxoxo

Chamberlain: Now where'd I put that straitjacket...? =P

[Winslow Leach]

Dr. Teeth: Ah, my sunshine! Light of my life! The only reason why I wake up in da mornin'! You fill mah days with joy! Ah've missed ya terribly, sweetie! Ah cain't live witout you, sugar lips!

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: I'm so glad you survived--I mean, had fun! *smothers him with kisses and love* <333

Zoot: *sleepily* Aw... =)

Chamberlain: GROSS! X_X

[Winslow Leach]

Dr. Teeth: Nah, I enjoyed hangin' with Tony and his roomies...the dude is kinda unhip, though...and Lefty is still freaky as ever...dude was prancing aroun' in a tutu last night! o_O

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *breathes for a second* Pfft...Lefty... =P

Chamberlain: *finally takes his hands off of his eyes* Sheesh...when's the wedding, Heidi Klum? *nudges Ailie*

Ailie: Nya? O_O *blush* I dunno...

[Winslow Leach]

Dr. Teeth: Shaddup you Thanksgiving centerpiece, or I'mma throw ya out the window! You so fat, dose wings of yours are useless! I trow yuh from the top floor, birdie go whoosh! Straight down! So ah'd watch my mout' if I wuz you!

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: O_O I--I-- *runs away, crying*

Ailie: <3333333 My jive and trashtalkin' hero! We really should get married...

Zoot: Potato pancake. O_O

[Winslow Leach]

Lefty suddenly whooshes in...

Lefty: POTATO PANCAKE! POTATO PANCAKE! POTATO PANCAKE!

Tony, carrying a large butterfly net, rushes Lefty; Lefty does a leap in the air, and bolts down the hallway, Tony on his heels.

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *catches up to Lefty and shoves a potato pancake into his mouth* O_O NYA!

[Winslow Leach]

Lefty: Unngghhh...more....more!

Tony is running so fast, he loses his footing, and slides across the floor, eventually bumping into a wall.

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *shoves more and more in and steals some for himself* =) *trips and falls on top of Tony* O_O

[Winslow Leach]

Tony and Zoot are tangled...

Tony: Er...maybe if I lift my...no, I think you'd better move your...hmmm...oh! How about I pick up...no, that wouldn't work...

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Ow...that--no! Ow... -_- *falls asleep*

[Winslow Leach]

Tony: Erm...? Little help? There's a sleeping saxman entwined in...aw, tartar-sauce!

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *snuggle* Zzzzzz...the magic giraffe on TV made me do it, Mommy...

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Erin: (consulting checklist) Let's see. One jar of radish stew.
Storyteller: Check.
Erin: One box of lavender-mint tea bags.
Nora: Check.
Erin: One plate of brownies topped with caramel sauce and Snickers bats.
Beige: (drool, drool)
Storyteller: Beige!
Beige: (startled) Huh? What? (shakes head) Check.
Erin: One set of joke books.
Scooter: (quietly singing) "...like a circle in a spiral, like a wheel within a wheel..." (looks up) Oh, right. Check.
Erin: One bowl of from-scratch chocolate pudding?
Nora: That's you.
Erin: Okay, let's go see Sara.

(gang departs with care packages for Sara)

[Winslow Leach]

Tony (weakly) help...?

[The Count]

*Back in our room after partying at the pools... *Deadly slices through the netting, liberating the saxophonist and Tommy.

[Muppet Newsgirl]

(Scooter is sitting in common room, looking a tad anxious; others are off doing something else.)

Scooter: Wow...let's face it, everyone's been having a crazy time of it. Erin's dealing with that paper job, Nora has to deal with salamanders running amuck in the bookshop, Storyteller's got five new paper cuts, Beige is just Beige, and one of our pals has been in a car wreck. But me? Nope, I'm...I'm quite calm. I'm very relaxed...and tranquil...on the outside. But inside...(starts to sing)

(and as Scooter sings, various objects around the suite start to mimic the lyrics of the song)

Just like a circle in a spiral, like a wheel within a wheel,
Never ending or beginning on an ever spinning wheel,
Like a snowball down a mountain or a carnival balloon,
Like a carousel that's turning, running rings around the moon,

Like a clock whose hands are spinning past the minutes on its face,
And the world is like an apple whirling silently in space,
Like the circles that you find in the windmills of your mind,

Like a tunnel that you follow to a tunnel of its own,
Down a hollow to a cavern where the sun is never shown,
Like a door that keeps revolving in a half-forgotten dream,
Or the ripples from a pebble someone tosses in a stream...

Beige: (in kitchen) Hey, why are the clocks spinning backwards, and what's with the floating apples?
Nora: (looking into bathroom) And the tub just filled up, and pebbles are dropping into it!

Scooter: Uh...(sings again, faster)
Keys that jangle in your pocket, words that jangle in your head,
Why did summer go so quickly, was it something that I said,
Just like lovers walking along the shore leave their footprints in the sand
Was the sound of distant drumming just the fingers of your hand?

Storyteller: (in hallway) Who tracked sand in here? And Beige, are these your cave maps lying out?

Scooter:
Pictures hanging in a hallway and a fragment of this song,
Half-remembered faces but to whom do they belong,
When you knew that it was over were you suddenly aware
That the autumn leaves were turning to the color of her hair?

(is swamped in a shower of red-gold leaves)

Erin: (outside in courtyard, looking through telescope) Hey, there's something flying around the moon!

Scooter: (very fast now)
Like a circle in a spiral like a wheel within a wheel,
Never ending or beginning on an ever spinning wheel,
Like a snowball down a mountain or a carnival balloon,
Like a carousel that's turning running rings around the moon,

(others enter; E. comes inside, carrying telescope)

Like a clock whose hands are spinning past the minutes on its face
And the world is like an apple whirling silently in space
Like the circles that you find in the windmills of your mind.

(A set of windmill blades whacks into the wall as Scooter collapses, quivering and out of breath.)

Nora: Wow, I had no idea Michael Legrand and the Bergmans were so literal.
Storyteller: Never mind literal, who's going to clean up this mess?
Beige: Oh, come on...I kinda liked the keys that jangled by themselves.
Erin: (picking Scooter up, setting him on sofa) Breathe, Scooter, breathe.
Scooter: (gasp, wheeze) Next time I'm doing "Sweet Gingerbread Man."
Nora: Watch out for Cookie Monster, then.

(Tune in question is "Windmills of Your Mind," from "The Thomas Crown Affair," as well as the Don Knotts episode of TMS.)

[The Count]

*Prairie, at the piano... Fresh out of the pan, sweet gingerbread maaaaan. Fresh out of the pan, sweet gingerbread man.
Me: Uh-huh... Uh-huh. *Notices Scooter. Hey Count, we need a check-up on the go-fer.
:batty: Ah, let me see... *Inspects and finds the lad with only two feet.
Me: Well, that's too bad.
Count: Vhat do you make out of that?
Me: Two-Tall Johnson, what else? Too bad there's not three of him.
Count: Why?
Me: Cause then you'd have a new episode of that show of yours...
:batty: Ah, 6 Feet Under... Under the table!

*Helps Scooter back up and cleans some of the mess caused by his song. Here...
*Hands some gingerbread men to the gang, one with orange zest and a set of thick chocolate glasses hand-in-hand with one gingerbread woman with long blue-black raisined tresses.
*Hands a few brownies prepped special for Sara to Beige.

*Glasses of milk make the rounds in Room #1 as we wait for this week's MuppetCast.
:insatiable:

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Nora: (receiving plate of gingerbread men) Mmm, thanks, guys!
Beige: (eyeing plate of brownies) Can't...resist...
Storyteller: Yes you can. How's the patient?
Erin: Breathing returning to normal. (hands Scooter a glass of water)
Scooter: Thanks...I'm amazed the Screaming Thing...did that song in one take.
Beige: So let me get this straight...this was a spy movie that had songs about windmills and gingerbread men?
Nora: Technically, a bank heist movie.
Storyteller: Very strange and peculiar. Now, who wants ice cream?
Erin: Dibs on that last scoop of pistachio.

(eventually, all five are supplied with ice cream and cookies)

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: Cool! I died in my dream! xP
*Bolts upright in her bed*

Bunsen: Drowning? I thought I heard gurgling.

Claudia: Yep! It was...AWESOME! XP

Dr. Van Neuter: You're so morbid. -_-

Claudia: *Talking excitedly* No! I just have a different aspect when it comes to death.
Anyway, I thought about it for the longest time, no joke! Nuh-uh! I was in this car and then...*Bumps into a glass elevator*

Roomies: ...*Staring at her*

Beaker: *Poking her with a stick*

Dr. Van Neuter: Gross! Is it dead? O_o

Bunsen: No...I...I think it's still breathing.

Claudia: *After 12 minutes, she gets up* And golly, I thought to myself, wouldn't it be nice to plummet down to the deep old blue and experience fear at its best? You just had to have my dream, boys, seriously! It was the BOMB- *Crashes into the glass elevator again*

Why can't I get through? ! ! ! !

Bunsen: Note to self, never use Windex...*Makes that note to self*
Silly, that's because you keep running into my elevator! Inspired by the Wonkavater, I decided to create it in its actualness. Golly, it was a brilliant success! However, all things (modestly speaking) genious come with a price...

Beaker: *Looks like burnt toast*

Claudia: ....Oooo...it goes sideways?

Bunsen: Let your imagination soar!

Claudia: Anyway possible?

Bunsen: Absolutely!

Claudia: O_O *Eyes get shiny*

Bunsen: Unfortunatley, you are restricted from utilizing it. :3

Claudia: ;_____; Fine! See if I care! *Stomps off....only to crash into the elevator again*

[redBoobergurl]

Red: The sun is out!
Beth: It's about time!
Abby: We should play outside!
Mokey: What if we went on a picnic today?
Beth: That's a great idea
Wanda: I'm all for it
Beth: Hmm, should we go get box lunches from Everybody Eats so we don't have to pack our own?
Red: Yeah!
Abby: Let's bring a jumprope!
Red: And a frisbee!
Mokey: I think I might paint
Wanda: I'll go see if I can find some blankets to spread out
Beth: Well looks like we've got our day planned!

[The Count]

*Heads off to the bat-room to get showered and dressed... Then it's off to the dread terror that is summer school. Can't be helped, I need the creds to graduate from UPR Law. Count, mind the fort. Oh, and if Kathy knocks, please tell PD and Rosita and Gaffer.
*Leaves glumly for a fate worse than no fic updates. :frown:

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: *chasing Ailie around with the creepy helmet, trying to drain the oddball of her essence*

Ailie: NYA! X_X

Dr. Teeth: *chasing Chamberlain with a shovel* =P

Zoot: Zzzzz... -_-

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: *Waving to Ailie* Hiiii! I'm sure you'll get used to the chasing. XP
It's something I see nearly everyday. Ain't that neat? *Giggle* XP

Dr. Van Neuter: The poor girl has lost it. -_-

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: ;_; Hi-ses. *collaspes on the ground, out of breath*

Chamberlain: *tries to wrestle her into the chair* BWAAAAA! *gets hit over the head with the shovel and it echoes* X_X Uhhhh...

Zoot: *wakes up* 32! O_O

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: *Jumps on Chamberlain* XP *Dancing to Italian music* Laaaaa...daadaadaa...deedee doo ooo...lood doo dee doooooo!

Dr. Van Neuter: -_- *Hits Claudia over the head with the same shovel that hit Chamberlain*

Bunsen: You've ruthlessly murdered her! *Putting hand to mouth*

Beaker: *Screams*

Dr. Van Neuter: Poppycock! *Smug look*

Blind Pew: I must du CPR! XP

Claudia: I'm awake! I'm AWAKE! O_O
*Gets up, only to hit her head against the shovel*
Pfftt....*Falls down* XP Zzz...

Dr. Van Neuter: I killed her AGAIN! D:

Bunsen: What a devious, sinister fellow you are! O_O

Beaker: *Nods*

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: NU! ;_; *holds the Claudia close* *cocks her head a little and then starts poking her* O_O

Dr. Teeth: *stealing the shovel back* Mine. =P *hits Van Neuter with it*

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *bursts into dorm room wearing a parka and being pulled by a dog sled*
Sam: *peeks up from book* What are you doing?
Ryan: *pulls hood down and moves goggles off head* Don't act so happy to see me again, Sam.
Sam: I will not. Now, what are you doing?
Ryan: *sigh* I just wanted to make a dramatic return. But I guess you're the only one home, eh?
Sam: Yes, finally. But I suppose I am not anymore...
Ryan: Figures... *takes off parka and sends dogs home*

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: *Wakes up at the sound of Ryan's voice*
AHHHHHHHHHHHH, Ryan! XP
*Scrambles out of Ailie's hold and gives Ryan a big glompin'* XD

Blind Pew: <3 Oooo...she eez here? *Removes his hat, slicking his white hair back* x3 Rawr.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: ;_; Nya...? *abandoned*

Zoot: *dashes up to Sam and huggles him tightly* Pillowy bird! <33

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: ... *looks at Sam*
Sam: ... *looks at Ryan*
Both: We have the chicken pox!
Ryan: Camilla gave them to us!
Sam: *coughs* We're highly contageous...

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: o_O *runs away*

Zoot: Wha--? O_o *shrugs and resumes clinging onto Sam* ...zzzzz...

[theprawncracker]

Sam: *glares at Ryan* You sir, are not a nice person.
Ryan: *shrug* I do what I can. *goes to order a pizza*

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: Not to worry, Prawnie! x3 *Snug*
I'm practically immune to the chicken pox! Why, when my brother had the chicken pox...I hugged him ALL the time and look how HEALTHY I turned out! 8D
*Smiles insanely; left eye twitches*

Besides...where are your little "happy" dots?
O_o...I wanna play connect the dots, you know? !

Blind Pew: Claudia, get zyour hands off of 'er!
Shee said it herzelf! She'z contagious!

Claudia: X) I'm immune....

Dr. Van Neuter: *Hits Claudia over the head with a pan*

Claudia: O_o....I'm not immune to THAT...however...*Collapses*

Dr. Van Neuter: Guys, streak home! Run away!
Run Forrest, run! D:

Bunsen: Oh, Phillip, you've killed Claudia again!
Shame on you. *Lightly slaps Dr. Van Neuter on the hand*

Beaker: MEE!

Dr. Van Neuter: ;_;...Eeeehehehehe *crying*

Bunsen: Come now...it wasn't so hard-

Dr. Van Neuter: EEEHEEHEHEEHHEE! ;_____________;

Bunsen: ...:/ Oh dear.

[Katzi428]

knocking on Room 1's door Helloooooo....? It's Kathy,everyone.I'm back!
Rosita:Kathy!hugging me
Hi Rosita!hugging her Is Prairie around?
Prairie:Right here!Hi!hugging meHow was your trip?
Uh let's not get into that.:rolleyes: hugging Prairie Is Gaffer around or is she playing with Fatatita?
a dark orange ball of fur comes zooming towards me and purring
And hello to you too Gaffer!snuggling her.OK ladies...I see Ed & everyone are out so just let me scribble a quick thank mew note to him while you get your stuff together:
Hi Ed & co.
Thanks very much for letting Prairie,Rosita & Gaffer stay here. They had a great time!
See mew around the dorms!
Kathy

[The Count]

*Dead tired in bed after loooong day at school and then almost falling asleep while reading with Mom, it usually happens that way... Kaaaathy. *Bats hand in air, signaling she's welcome while still dead in bed. Fics to get to... And MuppetCast...
Good night to all... Zombieish Zzzzzz...

[Erine81981]

Hey Kathy! Glad to see you back.

Grover: Kathy's back?

Yes!

Grover: *runs over to hear and hugs her* Good for you to be home with furry firends.

Oh Kathy. Have you meet Tommie?

[BEAR]

Big Bird: Welcome home, Kathy!
Snuffy: Right where you belong! Dohohoho!
Big Bird: You said it!

[Katzi428]

Hey Kathy! Glad to see you back.

Grover: Kathy's back?

Yes!

Grover: *runs over to hear and hugs her* Good for you to be home with furry firends.

Oh Kathy. Have you meet Tommie?
Grover!Kyle! hugging my human friend & my cute furry monster buddy Great to see you guys!:excited: I haven't met Tommie yet but I'm sure I will soon.:)

[Katzi428]

Big Bird: Welcome home, Kathy!
Snuffy: Right where you belong! Dohohoho!
Big Bird: You said it!
Hiya guys!reaching up to hug my 8 foot 2 birdie buddy & my big Snuffy pal

[The Count]

*UD voiceover: Muppet College Dorms have been brought to you by the letter D, and by the number 1. May you all rest in peace.
*Skulks back to his room.

[The Count]

*Knocking wildly on Room #23... Toga! Hey Toga! Great Muppety find! Don't know if you listen to it, but there's this wonderful internet show called the MuppetCast. Well, one of the listeners found and sent and got played on this week's Episode 61 a Hebrew version of the Muppet Show theme song! Um, was hoping you could help translate? Anyway, thought you'd like to know.
*Leaves a huggle for her and Robin, and muffins behind.

[Winslow Leach]

Lefty hurries into the room, slamming the door behind him; he's panting.

Tony: Who's chasing you now?

Lefty: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ! ! ! ! ! !

Tony (eyeroll) Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...

Lefty: Lookit what I got!

Lefty looks right, then left, before pulling a fancy-looking menu out of his coat. He proudly hands it to Tony.

Tony (looking at menu) This is from that new French restaurant that just opened...

Lefty: Riiiiiiiight, riiiiiiiight!

Tony: Do I have to ask why you would have a menu from a French restaurant on your person?

Lefty (as if it was obvious) 'Cause I just pilched it from dere...

Tony: Oh? You mean it didn't "fall off a truck"?

Lefty: Nah.

Tony: Lefty, these prices are astronomical...how could you afford to eat there?

Lefty: Who said anytin' about eatin'? I simply walked in, an' da main penguin, what youse would call da mater-dee, looked me over fer a moment...he said he had ta be sure I was wearin' a tie fer some reason.

Tony: Fancy restaurants like this do require you to wear a tie.

Lefty: Da womens too? (beat) Anyway, once da penguin got a looksee at my neckwear, he grabbed a menu, an' tol' me ta follow him...now, da poipose of da whole ting was so I could lift da menu.

Tony: Why?

Lefty: Why? Look at it! Embossied in gold like dat...leather covering...I hoid rumors from da guys downtown dat da menus at da joint was fancy, but I never realized how fancy dey were till's I spied dem wit my little eye!

Tony: So...?

Lefty: So da penguin seats me...at foist I taught he was gonna make off wit my chair, on accounta he pulled it away from me, as I was about ta siddown. I taught he was some sorta wise guy dat was gonna make me fall on my can, an' humiliate me or sometin'. But he held da chair out 'cause it's what youse call "procedure." In odder woids, it's normal fer penguins in classy joints like dat ta hold out chairs fer da customers. It's a good ting, 'cause if he was tryin' ta be a laughin' boy, I was gonna jump up, and smack 'im in da face! Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!

Tony: *Sigh*

Lefty: So's I had no intention of eatin' dere anyways...foreign food makes me sick ta my tummy...so I ask da penguin fer a glass a' water. He bows fer some reason, den disappears. Soon as da dope is gone, I stuff da menu into my jacket, and make a beeline fer da door.

Tony: So...what are you gonna do with this "treasure"?

Lefty: I dunno. Maybe I'll keep it. It'll add some class ta my closet...or I may sell it ta one of da guys downtown...or...I might call da restaurant, an' disguise my voice, an' say sometin' like "'Ey! I gots yer menu! If youse ever wanna see it again, gimme tree tousand dollars! Leave it in da park, fifth garbage can from da entrance..." Heh heh.

Tony: Lefty...this menu isn't worth anything.

Lefty: Whaddayouse talkin' about, of course it is!

Tony: First of all, this gold trimming is fake...it's worthless. Secondly, this isn't even real leather. And third, a restaurant like that isn't likely to miss one menu. They've got many more where this came from.

(beat)

Lefty: Den I'll steal da lot! Riiiiiiiiiiight! I'll steal every menu in da joint, den hold 'em fer ransom! I'll call da restautant and disguise my voice: "'Dis is da feller what stole yer fancy-schmanzy menus....riiiiiight! Oh, da President just walked in, and he doesn't have a menu? Aww, poor baby! If youse ever wanna see yer precious menus again, you'll gimme tree tousand dollars. Leave it in a trash can at da park...fifth garbage can from da entrance!" Dat'll show dose upper-crust snobs! Heh heh!

Lefty slips out the door.

Tony shrugs, throws the menu in Lefty's room, then jumps on his bed with a magazine.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: Myah? *paces around her dorm, wondering what to do*

Chamberlain: *flicks her*

Ailie: *flicks him back*

[The Count]

*Pops in... Update your fic? *Drops back out to dark and dreary lair.

[tvlistingman]

PETER: Good Morning guys

ZOE: Good Morning Peter

PETER: Another Scorcher

BABY BEAR: Yep

LITTLE BIRD: So why don't we have breakfast, then head over the indoor pool and then have a lunch

PETER: Good Thing.

[The Count]

*Slumps into bed dead tired... Ungh, no energy left to play... Squeeky, post more of... *Zzzzzz...

[WhiteRabbit]

*Pops in... Update your fic? *Drops back out to dark and dreary lair.

Ailie: Okies. Me did. ;)

[The Count]

*Zombieish reply, as I'm operating consciously yet with eyes closed shut and somewhat of a sleepy demeanor still inside me... Yes, so you did. Thanks... More please? *Goes to read other threads.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: When I get a more raving comment on it, I will. =P

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: Monkey kingie...<3 *Hugging her monkey dude plush in her sleep*
Of course I'll marry you...zzzz....The Forbidden Kingdom movie....mmmm...

Dr. Van Neuter: Not on my watch, squirt!
*Pulls off the covers from her sleeping form*

Claudia: Jet Li rejected me! Oh, everyone always does this...Zzzz...
*From the force, she falls off the bed and hits her head*
HE KUNG FUED ME! X/...Zzzz....cool. *Starts wildly kicking* XD

Dr. Van Neuter: Typical.
*Pokes Claudia on the stomach*

Claudia: Ahhhhh! No...that ti-...stop! ;_;
*Wakes up* O_o...Jet Li...why are you so foamy?
Who knew you wore glasses?

Dr. Van Neuter: -_-

Claudia: *Blushes* Oh crap, you aren't him!
*Slaps Van Neuter* Stop watchin' me sleep, fool!

Dr. Van Neuter: *Falls over*

Claudia: *Smirks*

Bunsen: Phillip, honestly, I thought you were awake!
He's so silly. Tsk, tsk, tsk! Just when he's bubbly with energy...he suddenly collapses!
Tssstssst! Not an early bird I see.

Claudia: *Looks innocent*

Beaker: *Wiggles an accusing finger at Claudia*

Claudia: I did not kung fu his behind...;_; I promise.
*Crawls onto her bed and gives wide, moist puppy eyes*
;_;

Bunsen: Awww....oh, Beaker, aren't you just ashamed of yourself?
*Scolds Beaker lightly*

Beaker: *Shocked, glaring at Bunsen for his naivety*

Bunsen: Such a dear...

Claudia: *Eyes glow red* Yeeheeeheee...>3

Beaker: *Points frantically at her*

Bunsen: Shh, shhh, it's fine.
You are imagining things, I promise.
*Turns to check on Claudia*

Claudia: 0-0 *Takes a doughnut and places it on her head to substitute it for a halo*
:3 Er....meep?

Bunsen: See?

Beaker: -_-

Blind Pew: I may not be able tu zee, but I know for a fact zyou are being dizhonest...
I dare tu azzume zyou used zee old puppy dog pound face? *Whispers*

Claudia: *Giggle* :3 Me? You're so adorable Pew!
*Kisses on forehead*

Blind Pew: *Mouth drops open* *Turns to the screen* O_O She'z innocent <3.

Claudia: x) I'm so skillful in tricking people, I could cry!

Dr. Van Neuter: Got you! *Pulls her by the ear thus making her fall out of the bed screaming*

Claudia: Aiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! ;_;
That hurts! My EAR! Oh...please...no more! ;_;
TEEN ABUSE! xD

Bunsen: Dr. Van Neuter, what on earth are you doing?
*Shocked*

Claudia and Neutie: *Struggling*

Beaker: -_-

Blind Pew: *Too busy counting off the petals off a dead flower* :3

Claudia: *Scrambles to the window* ;_;

Dr. Van Neuter: *Pulls her back in the room*

Claudia: *Struggles toward the closet*

Composta: *Steals Claudia from Phil angrily* Pumpkin, be nice!
*Huggles Claudia in a motherly manner*

Claudia: >3 bwhaha...wait....*getting hugged al too tightly*
O_O I. Can't. Breath!

Dr. Van Neuter: Smother her with love, honey! >3

Composta: Yes, love onlyway to go.
*Hugs even tighter*

Dr. Van Neuter: *Smirks*

Claudia: *Turns blue from lack of oxygen* @_@
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~
As queen of the doughnuts, lI request that you let me go!
X/