Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Yeah... *grabs the 3rd season DVD box set case* Now, which episode was it that Doc sang "Mack the Knife"?

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: *breaking out and running into Caitlyn's room* I told you he was a sadistic murderer!

Zoot: Shut up. -_-

Outside...the EM bus pulls up...

Ailie: *staggers out* What a night...but unfortunately I can't remember any of it...

Dr. Teeth: *hiding containers of blood under the front seat* Yeah, me neither...

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: I was kidding! *looks on the Muppet Wiki* It's episode 315 with... *checks* Leslie Ann Warren.

Lips: How'd he get out?

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: How'd I not get out?

Zoot: O_O *stares out the window in disbelief* They came back! *rushes outside*

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *looks for himself* Wow! They ARE back! Let's go see them, Caitlyn!

Caitlyn: *watching (and listening to, with headphones on) the 315 episode segment that she mentioned earlier* *laughing* Contains a lot of slang! XD Jacknife wife!

Lips: *Chuckles* *picks up the laptop and goes to the parking lot to meet Ailie and Dr. Teeth*

Caitlyn: *following on her rolling computer chair, laughing and still watching the video* Sofa pillows! XD

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Dr. Teeth! That weird girl! I thought you guys were missing, I was so worried! *clings to them*

Ailie: =) Aw, Zoot. We were just er...um...shopping...

Dr. Teeth: FOR VICTIMS AND THEIR DELICIOUS TYPE O! I mean...uh...yeah. O_o

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: ... Shopping, huh?

Caitlyn: *chuckles* I'mma watch that again! *watches the same clip (with subtitles on)*

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: Yesh... O_o Nice nails, Zoot. XP

Zoot: You think? I mean...Animal did it!

Ailie: Pfft...don't go blaming my fellow drummer/spazzoid. Besides, he'd rather throw the paint at the walls, not give you a manicure. XP

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *wearing sunglasses for some odd reason* Welcome back, guys. *watches the same clip with subtitles again, only this time, she tries to speak along (and act along) with Dr. Teeth (on the video)*

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: Man, Sam was such a square. =P *contemplates preying on him*

Zoot: He wouldn't be my pillow last night. ;_;

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *putting hair in a ponytail* What do you mean was? He still is, man.

Lips: Okay, I think that's enough of that for you.

Caitlyn: Hey, can someone find Chamberlain? He and I should try to act this scene out sometime!

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: *trying to shove Zoot's sax down the garbage disposal* Wha--?

Zoot: *gasps* O_O *tackles him*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: I mean, he's perfect for the part. Not only is he no fun, he's also fowl.

Lips: Calm down, Cait.

Caitlyn: Hey, Lips, loosen up. It was only a suggeestion. ... That I would probably like to do...

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *strangling Chamberlain* Keep your filthy handses off my preciousss!

Chamberlain: *manages to shove him off* THAT'S IT! I'm done with this! I'm quitting! *storms back into his closet to pack*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Wait, Chamberlain! I didn't-- well, I kind of did... but it was the glasses talking through me!

Lips: It was also you talking like Dr. Teeth.

Caitlyn: Your point?

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: Are ya sure it wasn't Floyd? XP

Ailie: *watches Chamberlain with surprise* O_O

[Winslow Leach]

At the station...

Newsie: Here is a Muppet Newsflash!

Newsie hurries behind desk, reading.

Newsie: This just in: the dodo is an extinct bird!

(raises eyeglasses, looks at report)

Newsie: What? This has got to be the most preposterous story I've read in a long time! What utter nonsense, don't you think so, Frank?

Newsie turns to a dodo bird, wearing a similar suit as Newsie, sitting at the same desk.

Frank: Gossip mongers will print anything these days...and now, news for dodos...

Frank clears his throat, and begins reading from his report.

Frank: Dodo dodo...dodododododododo. Dododo. Dodododo. Dododododododododododododododododo...

[Winslow Leach]

Lefty comes out of his closet room wearing boxing trunks; he has boxing gloves on his skinny little arms; he shadow-boxes.

Tony: Who ripped you off this time?

Lefty: Da vilest, lowest, scuzziest ting on da face of da oith, and I'm gonna have my revenge tru' a boxin' match...

Tony: Um. Where are you going to fight this lucky person?

Lefty: In da common room! Crazy Harry's my corner man. He's already in dere, preparin' my spit bucket.

Knock on door.

Lefty: Ah! Dere's da crum-bum now! And right on time! I like punk-too-ill-all-ity!

Tony: Want me to answer it?

Lefty: Yeah! When youse open da door, he'll see me practicin', and maybe he'll be so scared, he'll just run away like da chicken he is!

Tony shrugs and opens the door.

Standing in the hall, bouncing, is a kangaroo wearing boxing gloves; the kangaroo shadow boxes as it continues to bounce.

Tony (to Lefty) Were you expecting a chicken?

Lefty stops boxing, and strides coolly to the kangaroo.

Lefty: So, ya finally showed--

The kangaroo punches Lefty in the face; Lefty staggers backward, and falls to the floor, out cold. The kangaroo hops away.

Tony: Quick match. I demand my money back!

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: No, it wasn't Floyd. -_-;

Lips: *watches Chamberlain as well* Woah, woah, woah! Why the sudden leave?

[BeakerSqueedom]

Blind Pew: Iz foony how zyou don't know French!
Come, and I shall teach zyou French!

Claudia: Hey! I DO know French!

Her roomies: *They stare at her*

Blind Pew: No zyou don't. :3

Claudia: YES I DO!

Blind Pew: No.

Claudia: I will prove it! X3
Je serai(s) ta copine, Pew!

Blind Pew: Zyou do? O_o;

Claudia: Oui oui! :3

Blind Pew: Darlingz....I thought zyou'd never ask.

Claudia: O_O...Wait...what are you doing?
NO...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Blind Pew: *Makes smoochy sounds*

Claudia: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *Runs*

---

Compsota: You trick little monster, didn't you?

Dr. Van Neuter: Yes, dearest! She had it coming.

Bunsen: What a thrilling prank...you are quite devious!

Beaker: *Snickers*

Composta: What that mean?

Dr. Van Neuter: I want to be your GF, honey.
XP

*They highfive eachother*

[The Count]

*Counting the proceeds Kangaroo brought back in its pouch. No refunds kid. Only in Muppetrica! Only in Muppetrica!

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: "Now, the best place to hunt the wild ostritch is out on the wide flat land of the-- Flat land? Say, what am I doing here?"

Lips: Acting out another movie, Caitlyn?

Caitlyn: "The Three Caballeros". Now, if only I could find two other people to help me re-enact it...

[The Count]

*Sends Kangaroo to stand in for Caitlyn's third caballero.
*Sends bat to Claudia's room with a question about my next haunter.

Mmm, think I'll cozy up for a quick power nightly nap.
Zzzzzz... 1-2-3... Zzzzzz...

[Winslow Leach]

*Counting the proceeds Kangaroo brought back in its pouch. No refunds kid. Only in Muppetrica! Only in Muppetrica!

D'OH!

Foiled again!

[Muppet Newsgirl]

(in room 7, it's a boys' night in, as Scooter and Beige are watching more episodes of TMS)

Beige: So where is everyone else?
Scooter: Well, Erin's off at dinner with some friends from college, Storyteller went to visit her uncle Lloyd...
Beige: Is he the one who always carries around pliers in case someone's got a toothache?
Scooter: No, I think this one's different. And Nora took her little brother and sister to see the new Indiana Jones flick.
Beige: Snakes...why did it have to be snakes?
Scooter: Go figure.
Beige: (staring at tube screen) You're bluffing, Scooter - Raquel Welch didn't kiss you!
Scooter: She did too!
Beige: (imitating Fozzie) "So why don't you have your cheek bronzed?"
Scooter: (grabbing remote) Look! (skips ahead to curtain call) See?
Beige: So she did kiss you. How brazen.
Scooter: You're just jealous, security Fraggle...
Beige: I am not. Put on the Danny Kaye show next.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: ... now, *gives Kangaroo a sombrero* you will be Panchito. *gives Lips a hat and an umbrella* You will be Jose Carioca.

Lips: Wait, isn't Jose one of your favorite Disney characters?

Caitlyn: Why do you ask?

Lips: Why do you want me to be Jose?

Caitlyn: Because-- *hugs Lips* *imitating Daisy Duck's voice:* You're my favorite Cappachuro! *kisses him on the cheek*

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia Oh my goodness! Cait, you know who Jose Carioca is?
It's a miracle someone even knows him these days! I LOVE THAT PARROT! <3 EEE! I'll be Panchito! XD Though, I can't lie that I love Carioca the most. He is a personal favorite--my first favorite!
*Steals the poor thing's hat*
*Is too enthused*

*Puts on the big sombrero* AIIIHAHAHAHAAAAAAAIIIII!
XP

We're three caballeros
Three gay caballeros
They say we are birds of a feather!

We're happy amigos
No matter where he goes
The one, two, and three goes...
We're always together!

We're three happy chappies
With snappy serapes
You'll find us beneath our sombreros...!

We're brave and we'll stay so
We're bright as a peso
Who says so? We say so!
The three caballeros...

*Flutters eyelashes*

Ahhhh!
We have the stars to guide us
Guitars here beside us
To play as we go

We sing and we samba
We shout 'aye caramba!
What means aya caramba?

*Blinks*

Oh yes, I don't know...

*Looks sheepish*

Through fair or stormy weather
[We stand close together
Like books on the shelf

And pals though we may be
When some latin baby
Says yes, no, or maybe
Each man is for himself!

Jalisco no te rajes
Me sale del alma
Gritar con color
Abrir todo el pecho
Pa echar este grito
Que linddo es jalisco
Palabra de honor....

<3

Proud to be hispanic, meng....XP

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Wow, another Caballero fan!

Lips: *gives me the hat and umbrealla* I'll watch you guys.

Caitlyn: Fine by me. *puts on the items mentioned plus a yellow vest* Now, all we need is Donald Duck. If we have somebody to play Donald, we're all set to re-enact the movie. ... Or do stuff... yeah.. stuff.

[Erine81981]

Sorry. I over heard you said something about you needing someone to be Donald Duck? Could i ask even if i am kinda built big could i play him?

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Grab a sailor hat and join in! By the way, have you ever heard of "The Three Caballeros"?

[Erine81981]

*spins around, stops with the old sailor shirt and hat* There. Have i ever! Oh that is ony of my favorite Donald speicals or movies. Whatever it is. I love it! *tries his best Donald Duck voice* Oh boy! Oh boy! *laughs*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Movie, actually. Nice outfit. Now... what scene should we do first? The first present, the second present, Baia, the third present, the serape ride, or the fantasy sequence? Or the finale?

Lips: *smiles* They sure look like they're having fun.

[Erine81981]

Lips: *smiles* They sure look like they're having fun.
Oscar: *pops up* To much if you ask me.

Kyle (Donald Duck): I say. First present. Then i want to dance with the most cutest girl around here. That's my favorite part in the movie.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: The beginning of the movie it is, then. *brings out a wrapped package with the three presents inside* Whenever you're ready, we'll start.

[Erine81981]

Kyle (Donald Duck): And who are you playing? If you don't mind me asking?

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn (Jose Carioca): Terriblly sorry. I will be playing Jose Carioca, and Claudia-- wherever she ran off to-- is playing Panchito. The roles had to be tweaked a tiny bit, but that's how it'll work. *motions to package* After you, Paco Donald. *disappears into the package*

[Erine81981]

Kyle (Donald Duck): Thank you Josse Carioca. *takes of hat and bows* Ok. *reads the card stuck to the package* Ahhhhh....*rips off the wraping, sees three little packages* Awwww isn't that wonderful. Now which one should i open first? *covers eyes* Iniey, minnie, miney, moe. *picks the first one* Oh wow! It's home movies! *tries to put it together but have a little trouble* There! Now for the other thing. *gets caught in the screen thingy* *pops out* There we go. *the movies starts*

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *offstage, is playng the film that has been edited so that Kyle (Donald) can interact with it*

[Erine81981]

Kyle (Donald Duck): Wow! That is fun. *stands on head* *sits stright up now* That's better. *sends chills up my spine* Whoa! That looks to be cold place. I know i wouldn't be able to live there. Lookie there. It's Pablo. He looks to be sad. Awwwwww.

Herry: *comes up and sits down too* What are you doing?

Kyle: *sees Herry* Oh hey Herry. I'm acting like Donald Duck from the movie, "The Three Caballeros." And *points to Lips* Lips is running the movie and Caitlyn is playing that Parrot character.

Herry: Oh i see. Can i watch with you?

Kyle: Sure.

[AnimatedC9000]

Muppaphone: *ushering in guests* Right this way, Mr. Monster.

Lips: *whispers into the headset he's wearing* This is fun.

Caitlyn: *in the second package, whispers through the microphone on bowtie (she is wearing an earpiece that can pick up whatever Lips says to her)* I know!

[Erine81981]

Herry: Thank you Muppaphone sir. *sits down in the front row* This is going to be one fun week.

Oscar: Not for me.

Herry: *shushes Oscar*

Oscar: *groans*

Kyle (Donald Duck): Be quite! I can't hear the movie.

Oscar: Ooooo this sounds like fun! *rubs both hands together*

Herry: Oh no you don't! *slams the trashlid on Oscar*

Kyle (Donald Duck): Lookie there. It's a floating Ice House! *laughs like Donald*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *mouthing along with the film* "And it was right smack on the equator!" *quietly to self* Man, I love this movie... *clutches umbrella*

[Erine81981]

Kyle: *gets up* Uh...Caitlyn? Come here please. Yes. Thank you. So are you. But i need to head on to bed. Can we catch up on this tomorrow?

[The Count]

*Voiceover: :batty: MC Dorms have been brought to you by the letter V and by the number 3. Nighty-night.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *wakes up* *is still in the common room* *rubs eyes* How long have I been asleep?

Lips: About 6 hours. Why?

Caitlyn: *yawns* Just wondering. *goes to get ready for school*

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: *pacing back and forth in his closet* I've been bound here by the forces of evil and I cannot defy them but I don't know how much longer I can take it... *tapping his foot* Mmm, I need dominance...I need more skeksises...

Zoot: *from another room* You need to shut up. I can't concentrate putting on this mascara...

Chamberlain: O_o *struts over to Zoot's room to see him dressd up as Marilyn Monroe* You have eyes? *pulls off Zoot's shades and screams because they're so big and watery and creepy* *puts them back on quickly and runs away*

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *was taking a nap on the control pad when he heard Chamberlain scream* I'M AWAKE! O_O

Caitlyn: *dressed as Jose Carioca* *takes off headhones* Huh? *walks over to Zoot's room* Marilyn Monroe? ... you're alive? O_o

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: *rocking back and forth in a corner* O_O

Zoot: I wanna be loved by you... ; )

Dr. Teeth: *spits out the blood he's drinking and edges away from Zoot* O_o

Ailie: *dressed up as Goldie Hawn* Sock it to me! XP

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: I'll go get more costumes! *runs to do just that*

Lips: *enters, passing Caitlyn* Hey, guys. What's... going... on? O_o Halloween already?

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Maybe I feel like sticking out... =P

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *coming in, wearing a nurse costume and pushing a costume cart on wheels* Whatever it is, I suport it! Let's see... *looks through the costumes/props/etc.* My Annette Funicello costume! I haven't seen it since Halloween! *to Lips* Would you lke to join us?

Lips: Well... I don't... really... know...

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: o_0 *Dressed as Panchito* Hola, amigos.
*Glomps Caitlyn*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *dressed as Jose Carioca... again* *is glomped* Hey, Claudia. Where were you last night?

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Mwahahaha... *chases after Lips with eyeshadow and mascara*

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: I was kidnapped by Pew 'cause I had tah sleep. :3 But I R BACKETH! Let's have fun! XP Wtheck...why is Zoot....O_o

Bunsen: OOOOHH....<3 She's BEAUTIFUL!

Beaker: <3

Claudia: That's Zoot!

Bunsen: O_o Oh my.

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: O_O AAAAAAAAHHH! *runs away from Zoot*

Caitlyn: Ah. *watching the "great chase"* Weird, huh?

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *giggles and waves shyly at Blind Pew as he's running*

Chamberlain: *dry heaves*

[BeakerSqueedom]

Blind Pew: Bunsen, whaz going on?

Bunsen: Zoot is posing as a blonde actress known for her glamorous good looks and charm...why? :3

Blind Pew: IZ ZO UNNATURAL! ZHANK GOD I CAN'T ZEE!
XP *Turns his head to Zoot* *Zoot looks so dreadful, he gets the gift of sight* O_O DREADFUL CREATURE! >< *Tries to blnd himself again*

Claudia: The irony, Cait...XP The irony...
RABBIT! XD MAKE ZOOT TAKE IT OFF!

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *quickly adds* In another room! Perferably a closet! Here, Zoot, pick a new outfit from these. *shoves rolling costume cart in Zoot's direction*

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: We're having a costume party? :3
Why didn't you say so? I dunno what to wear...XD

Dr. Van Neuter: I know! Be Medusa! :3

Claudia:...You're really pushing it.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: The costume you have on right now is fine. Now, if we could get Ailie to dress up as Donald, we'll have all of the Three Caballeros.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: But that would be opposing free self expression. <3

Chamberlain: *rips off Zoot's wig*

Zoot: *screeches and grabs it back* Mine! You're all just jealous of me! I'm gorgeous! *pushes the cart away as hard as he can*

Dr. Teeth: *gets run over* X_X

Ailie: Me as...**** TO THE NO!

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: We didn't say you had to. *grabs Annette costume* I'll be right back. *goes to her room to change*

Lips: O_O *tries to stop the cart*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *nudges Blind Pew* O_o Nya?

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: *Runs into the closet with a costume in her hand*
HEHEEHEEEHEHEHE!
*Emerges with thick, dark robes*
I'm JAFAR! BWAHAHAHHAAHAAAA! XP
*Trying to handle her wild, unruly hair*

Dr. Van Neuter: Gross.

[BeakerSqueedom]

Zoot: *nudges Blind Pew* O_o Nya?

Blind Pew: *Screams like a girl and runs* XP

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *comes back into the room with her costume on* I'm Annette! *puts Mouseketeer ears on*

Lips: *blinks and rubs eyes* If I didn't know better, I'd say you're the real thing.

Caitlyn: *slightly blushes* Well, I have been told that I look a lot like Annette...

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: Jaffacake! O_O *chases after Claudia*

Chamberlain: Aladdin and the cave of cheeseburgers?

Zoot: ;_; *neglected by his evil-liscious pirate*

[The Count]

Ailie: *dressed up as Goldie Hawn* Sock it to me! XP


*Boxing glove knocks Ailie out.

Quick, now's your chance to get her as Donald.

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: Oh, no he didn'! =O Boy, I'mma bust a cap! *pulls out his gun which really turns out to be a banana* DANG IT! X_X

Ailie: Corn...?

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Qua--? But everyone's basically dressed as their own thing... Of course, if you're so set on it... *tries to find the Jose Carioca and Donald Duck costumes* I'll be Don this time...

Lips: But, you look pretty as Annette!

Caitlyn: *blushes* Aww! He called me "pretty"!

[The Count]

Hey... You're the one who wants to play 3 Caballeros Cait. But I'll just as gladly admire you as Annette along with Lips. And hope Clauds decides to get into Medusa gear. Man, we're gonna need some serious snackage to go with this party. Good thing there's a BBQ scheduled for tomorrow night.
:hungry:

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Why do you never admire ME, pal? ;_; I'm heartbroken!

[The Count]

*Grim glare towards the saxophonist. Boy, don't be crazy. Stick to your Bowie groupies.

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: Oh, we're still caballeroness?
*Has on Panchito's costume*
Oi! Chico, Claudia told me Medusa and her have a problem with that deal. XP

Beaker: Meep.

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: But--

Chamberlain: *pulls an orange out of the top of Zoot's dress* Mine!

Zoot: *cries*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Zoot, I'll give you this: If you had more make-up on, you'd probably look just like Marilyn. *lowers voice* And if I grew in heit=ght some more and had the right face, I'd look more like Annette...

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: o_o He'll neva look like Miss Norma Jean. XP

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: =P Please, I can smell your envy, girls. And it smells like hotdogs. O_O

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: And I'll never have to exact face to look exactly like Annette. *has on the Jose Carioca costume* So... what do we do now?

[The Count]

Thank goodness. Now then... When will story get posted? We want story now! *Pickets outside Claudia's general vecinity.

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: *throws Ailie at the cart*

Ailie: *crawls out dressed like Esmeralda* O_O

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: ... Okay, now everyone's confusing me! I'm changing back into the Annette costume! ... Or the Belle one! Or... I don't know! *jumps into the costume cart*

Lips: Wait a minute, I still don;t have a costume yet!

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: Since Ailie is going her own way...I guess we dress up as classic Disney folks. *Nod*
*Returns to Jafar costume* XP

Blind Pew: *Is dressed as James Hook*

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *carries around a goat doll* <3 *Mreeehhh!* *hits Zoot with it*

Zoot: O_O *to Dr. Teeth* Does this make you Quasimodo? =P

Dr. Teeth: SAY WHUT? ! >_> *cracks his knuckles*

Zoot: EEP! *hides*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Hmm... *steps out as Snow White* This is the closest thing I could find that makes me look somewhat like a Disney character. I gotta say, though, that this goes well with my skin tone and hair. *hair is very curly* Of course, I might switch costumes later...

Lips: *steps into the costume cartmand starts to look for a costume* Let's see what we have here...

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: XP YAY! I'm the only man!

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: *shoves the keyboardist into the cart*

Dr. Teeth: *strides out dressed as Clopin* Bells of Notredame? O_o

Ailie: Mmm...come to momma! *chases* <3333

[The Count]

You're not a man! You're a Squeekums! No she'sa not... She'sa wearinga a necka tie!

[The Count]

*:sing:
Here is a riddle for you to guess if you can, sing the bells of Notre Dame.
Who is a monster and who is a man, sing the bells of Notre Dame.

*Steps out of the costume cart as Hades. Hi there ho there, Hades, lord of the underworld... Have soul, will steal.
*Hair flames quickly out.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *trips and falls back into the costume cart*

Lips: *comes out as Eric* I couldn't choose a costume, so I just grabbed one. *observes the chase between Ailie and Dr. Teeth* I thought she was with Pheobus...

Caitlyn: *comes out dressed as Ariel (human form, wearing the blue dress that the mermaid wore during "Kiss the Girl" and a red wig tied back like Ariel's hair was in that scene)* I thought so, too... But it doesn't matter. Pheobus doesn't get to sing, anyway. *sees "Hades"* O_O;

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *offers Count a milkshake with Hercules's face on it* Thirsty? =P *to Caitlyn* Pheobus has nothing on Clopin! <333

[The Count]

*Takes the shake... Thanks... This hemlock? *Of course its not, that'd be for Deadly, this one's just pomegranate, the fruit of the Grecian underworld.
*Sees Cait as human Ariel. *Longing look.
*Turns away, drinking the offering. So, who wants in on my new underworld order? We'll take over Olympus first... Those gods won't know what hit 'em.

[AnimatedC9000]

Marvin: *emerges from the cart dressed as Sebastian* How did I get here? O_o

Muppaphones: *emerge dressed as various fish. One yellow Muppaphone is dressed as Flounder, and a grey-and-white one as Scuttle (complete with a set of wings!)*

Caitlyn: *eyes light up* Fishie friends! *starts to hug the Muppa-fish*

Lips: *smiles* Wow, I made the right choice with my costume...

[Erine81981]

Kyle (Donald Duck): *back in costume* Hey! I thought we were still on "The Three Caballero?"

Herry: Yeah! I really wanted to see the rest of the movie.

Murray: *pops up* I want to see it to.

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: *comes out dressed like Ratcliffe* O_O Um...MINE! Zoot can be Sleeping Frui--I mean, Beauty. =P

Zoot: >_> Meh!

Dr. Teeth: *swinging on a pole*
Once a year we throw a party here in town
Once a year we turn all Paris upside down
Every man's a king and every king's a clown
Once again it's Topsy Turvy Day
It's the day the devil in us gets released
It's the day we mock the prig and shock the priest
Everything is topsy turvy at the Feast of Fools!


Ailie: *grabby* <333 *attempts to do Esmeralda's dance and falls on her face* X_X Epic fail.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Sorry, Kyle, things kind of changed on short notice...

Lips: *holding three Muppa-fish (two orange, one blue) (one of the orange ones is smaller than the other one)* Nemo?

[Erine81981]

Kyle (Donald Duck): *starts getting angry like Donald does*

Herry: Wow! I've never seen Kyle ever get this angry before.

Oscar: *over hears everything* Now that's what i'm talking about. Heh heh heh heh heh heh..........

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: We'll continue later, though! Right now, just... enjoy this costume party.

Lips: Hey, guys, I found Nemo!

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: *nudges Zoot* Mmm? Change into the right costume, Wiggins and dig up some gold for me!

Zoot: Yeah, right. =P *reapplies his lipstick*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Zoot would make a good Mulan... That's just my opinon, though.

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: *laughs for about five hours*

Zoot: Um...no. O_O I'm too hip for disney.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Tell that to the rest of us...

Lips: *"Nemo" jumps out of his hand* O_O Come back! *startrs to chase the little Muppa-fish*

[Erine81981]

Kyle (Donald Duck): *stops the anger* *lays back* Now your talkin'. *turns up some Disney music*

Herry: *zips into the room, zips back* *dressed as Micky Mouse*
Hi everybody.

Kyle (Donald Duck): Hey Mickey!

Herry (Mickey Mouse): Hi Donald. Have you seen Minnie?

Kyle (Donald Duck): Nope. Come on Oscar. Join in.

Oscar: I don't really care!

Herry (Mickey Mouse): Yeah Oscar. You should join in. You could be Grumpy from Snow White.

Oscar: Like i care! *slams his trashlid*

Kyle (Donald Duck): This is so fun! I wish Alex was here to be dressed as Daisy. Wonder where she is?

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: I wish I knew, Don. Still, it would be awesome to have Alex and her roomies in here. Janice would probably dress up as Sleeping Beauty and... who knows who would dress up as Prince Phillip...

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *pokes his head into Oscar's trashcan* O_o *waxes his unibrow and runs away*

[tvlistingman]

PETER: (Peter Pan): Hey I'm Peter Pan and Where's Tinker Bell?

LITTLE BIRD: (Tinker Bell): I'm right here Peter Pan

ZOE: (Wendy): Peter Pan, Imagine we are flying

BABY BEAR (Michael): Imagine

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *strides down the hall to be alone* Man, I miss Janice... but then, who knows how she'll react to me being a cross dresser? -_-

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *at the doorway, hears part of Zoot's self-conversation* *quickly writes a note. It reads "She'll like you.. just the way you are. (bottom of note: Watch this clip [ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mdFD8mNnJk ] and imagine Janice in place of Lesley and yourself in place of Rowlf)"* *ties the note to "Scuttle"'s leg and sends him off to deliver the message* Wow... I should be a counselor... *ducks back into the party room*

"Scuttle" the Muppa-bird: *struggles to fly (like he didn't have any trouble before... *rolls eyes*) and crash lands in front of Zoot*

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Storyteller: (sorting epics) You look tied up in knots, reporter lady.
Erin: I just learned that I'm starting an internship on Monday. I thought I'd have a little bit more down time, and, it's just, well...
Storyteller: (snort) You were one of the star reporters at the school paper. And you can probably write rings around some of the pros.
Erin: Yeah, I know. But you know me; I get butterflies in my stomach over just about anything.
Beige: What, do you eat caterpillars for breakfast or something? (looks around) And where's the bookshop girl?
Scooter: She was off having dinner at her family's house. She should be back...(hears door slam) right about now.
(Nora enters, looking exhausted)
Storyteller: So, how was dinner?
Nora: The food was okay. Dealing with the terror twins and the scary scout was not.
Erin: Uh-oh, what happened?
Nora: Well, I took the twins to see the new Indy flick, ya know...so Caitlin's been running around wearing a fedora and cracking a whip at anything that moves, and Stuart's been trying his hand at snake-handling...
Scooter: Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?
Storyteller: And little Heather?
Nora: (wrinkling her nose) Little? (leans back against the wall) She's going for her Scouting Girls merit badge in self-defense. Except for her, that involves kicking and punching anyone who gets within two feet of her. (shows off two ugly bruises on her left shin)
Beige: (singing) "Everybody was kung-fu fighting..."

[The Count]

*Comes in...
Count: Any news?
Me: Just got rid of another two jerk spammers. Honestly, why can't they get the hint and stop registering under different aliases?
Count: Same one?
Me: One of them was, the guy who's been following the old school spammer profile pattern... Except that the information fields are being filled with just the number 1. Idiot...
Count: Ugh, they give counters like me and numbers a bad name.
Me: Yeah. After a year as the new MC mod, I've built a prejudice against anyone listing Sam & Friends as their fave Henson production.

*Overhears Nora... Heh, my brother was the same way after watching Young Guns 2. He'd keep bugging me, coming into my room with a toy gun cocked saying "I'll make you famous." Eh, good thing he grew out of it. Trust me, Caitlin'll too.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *not fully awake, is lying in bed while typng on laptop* *nightstand lamp is on*

Lips: It's the last day of school for you! Are you excited?

Caitlyn: *looks at Lips, showing him how tired she is*

Lips: Caitlyn, it was your choice to fall asleep to "That Old Black Magic" last night.

Caitlyn: *nods*

Lips: I still can't believe you didn't get enough sleep.

Caitlyn: I fell asleep at about eleven something P.M., woke up a 3:30 and turned my laptop off, and then woke up with my alarm at 5:31, turned it off, and slept in until 5:57.

Lips: Wow, that specific with the alarm?

Caitlyn: I somehow wake up better to sums that equal 9. *closes eyes to take a short nap before breakfast*

Lips: *sighs*

Marvin: *lying in his bed, planning his next grand performance* Oh, Marvin, you are so talented!

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *strides into her room* Hi everyone! Your most favorite person in the world is back!

Chamberlain: Vlad the Impaler?

Dr. Teeth: MC Hammer?

Ailie: Close enough. =P

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Hey, Ailie! Glad you came back, I was starting to get bored!

Lips: She's been here for... *checks watch* about 3 or 4 hours.

Caitlyn: That's because today was the last day of school for us! I'm so happy about summer vacation!

Marvin: Yes! Summer break!

Lips: Now, we can hang out more often!

Caitlyn: Well... I do have camp for a week later in the summer, and me and my family are going to Disney World in about a week.

Marvin: Send me new mallets!

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: Hey, that's great! Wow, lucky, I've been dying to go back to Disney World, I hope you have an awesome time! =) So what have you guys been up to?

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Oh, surfing the 'Net.

Marvin: Practicing on my Muppaphones!

Lips: O_O ... Oh, I was doing fine until just now... *trails off towards the end of the sentecne*

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *cocks head at Lips* O_o What do you mean?

Chamberlain: *taking his eyeballs out and sticking them in his beak* Look, guys, I'm art! =P

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *hardly looks up* Huh?

Caitlyn: O_o ... weird art.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: ... *is lost*

Chamberlain: Babies are delicious... O_O

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *mumbles something about Hare Krishna*

Caitlyn: *is creeped out a little* Get away from me, Chamberlain!

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *in a bad impression of Kermit* Good grief, it's a running gag. =P

Chamberlain: *pokes*

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: ... *sighs*

Caitlyn: *tries to block the poke by grabbing Chamberlain's wing and sinking her "claws" (fingernails) into it*

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: *has talons* =P *scratches her back*

Ailie and her roomies: *all throw bricks at Chamberlame*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Thank you.

Lips: *walks out of the room to the hallway*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *follows Lips* O_o What's wrong, man?

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *sits down on the floor, leaning against the wall* Nothign important. Go away. -_-

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: O_o *On the roof; she jumps off* WHEEEEEE!

Dr. Van Neuter: *Sees her falling from the window* Do I need to know?

Beaker: Nopemeep....

Bunsen: A little excitment in her life perhaps?

Dr. Van Neuter: A little more rogaine (sp?) for you?

Bunsen: I guess not...*Chuckles nervously*

Blind Pew: She'z jumping? Du somesing!
*Almost getting heartattack*

Composta: Little monster? NOOOO!

Claudia: HIIII COMPOSTA! 8D
WHEEEEE!

*They look on as she crashes to the ground*
*They wait*

Claudia: *Unsticks her head from the ground* I'm AWESOME! :3

Blind Pew: *Faints on top of Composta*

Composta: *Faints as well*

Dr. Van Neuter: You idiot! D:

Bunsen: ....*Faints*

Claudia: :3 I R TEH DARING ONE! WHOOOHOO!

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *crosses his arms* Well, excuuuuse me for trying to help...I won't bother next time. >_>

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: You probably don't even want to know what's troubling me, do you?

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Actually I did...why do you think I would ask what's wrong in the first place?

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *blinks* ... Woah, for a second there, I thought we switched bodies or something...

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *sits down next to him* What's on your mind, Lips?

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *takes a deep breath* You know how Caitlyn said that she's gonna be gone all of those days?

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *nods* Go on.

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: I was hoping that the two of us could spend the summer together. You know, go see some movies, go to the beach, go out on an actual date...

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Oh. =( It'll only be a couple of weeks, though. You guys have the whole summer to do anything. And at least she always comes back when she promises...sometimes it can go almost a month before I see Janice. -_- Don't worry about it. =)

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: Okay... But who knows when else she'll be gone?

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Probably not that much...and I'm sure she'll contact you a lot as well.

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *sighs* You're right. ... Why am I even acting like this?

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: You're smitten... ^_^

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: ... Stop stating the obvious...
~~
Caitlyn: *looking throgh Muppet clips on YouTube with headphones on*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Well, you wanted an answer, Casanova... =P

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: Shut up, Zoot. -_-; *hides face in his hands to keep Zoot from seeing that it's reddening*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: At least I'm not afraid of admitting my love... =P *reaches into his pocket and pulls out a picture of Daniel Craig and strokes it* Wait! How did that get in there! ? O_O *hides it away and pulls out another one of Janice*

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: O_o ... *shakes it off* But how will I know if she feels the same way?

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Well, she's not shoving you off or calling you disgusting, is she? =P

[The Count]

Wha huh? Claudia jumped from the roof? Uch, I shudder to think what'll happen if she bands with either Prawny or Toga and camps out the shutdown of the dorms in late August up there.

Too bad none of the guys are around though... Had a BBQ cookout planned for this evening. Oh well, maybe tomorrow.
:hungry:

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: Come on, Zoot, she's basically nice to everybody.

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Still...I think she'd be dropping bigger hints if she didn't like you in the same way.

Ailie: *to Ed* Oh, I'm not counted as one of the homeboys? Thanks. I feel great. XP

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Ailie, do you think that if I straightened my hair a little bit, I'd look like Linda Ronstadt?
~~
Lips: ... Okay, so what if she did like me back? How do I really tell her?

[The Count]

*To Ailie... Wel, are you old enough to be allowed to work the grill? :smirk:

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *to Caitlyn* Yesh. =D *to Count* Mehbeh... *blows up everything* =P

Zoot: *sneaking a glance at his Daniel Craig picture* You do something outrageous like... *thinks* tattooing her name on your chest and revealing it to her or singing a love song outside her bedroom window at 3 in the morning.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Thanks! Want to help me straighten it, then? *plugs in a hair straightener*

Lips: ... Okay, first of all, that's to outrageous. Second, she and I share the same dorm.

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *after licking the picture* Well, do you have anything really special you wanna do for her?

Ailie: Sure! *takes a lock of Caitlyn's hair gently and presses it between the plates*

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: ... Well, actually... I have some of it planned, but I don't know if it will work...

Caitlyn: Thanks, Ailie. *strats to read book*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *lowers voice* Do tell. O_O

Chamberlain: *playing San Andreas with Dr. Teeth* I hate this game...I always lose!

Dr. Teeth: Sorry I don' have Kirby fer ya. =P

Chamberlain: Ah! *sulks*

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: You'd probably think it's stupid.

Marvin: *watching them play the game* What was that all about?

Caitlyn: And do you think I should put on make-up after we get through with this?

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: If I thought your ideas were stupid I would've left by now. =P

Chamberlain: *growls* None of your business! *his player gets killed again* Dang it!

Ailie: Definitely! =)

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: ... True.

Marvin: The point of the game is to not get killed, am I correct?

Caitlyn: Okay. You know, people tell me that I look pretty with make-up on.

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: So spill.

Dr. Teeth: Naw, it's to hit yo'self in the head with the console 500 times. =P

Ailie: You look pretty, period. ^_^

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: Well... I haven't exactly figured all of it out yet...

Marvin: *sighs*

Caitlyn: Aw, thanks! ^_^

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Ah, okay... -_-

Chamberlain: Dang...he didn't do it.

Dr. Teeth: =P

Ailie: Ja welcome! =)

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: I haven't got a sure plan yet.

Marvin: You know better than to fool a star like the grreat Marvin Suggs!

Caitlyn: Hmm... Maybe I should find a pretty outfit to go with the new look.

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Yeah, I figured. *sighs*

Dr. Teeth: O_o Don't be takin' my title. *shoves Marvin out a window*

Ailie: Totally.

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: ... So... you wanna help?

Marvin: *falling* AAAHHH! *lands on the ground about two or three feet from wherehe was pushed off* ... -_-;

Caitlyn: What about a total makeover?

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: Yesh! =D

Zoot: Sure...what can I do?

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Awesome. Now, what outfit should I wear?

Lips: Help me get ideas. *pulls out a note pad and a pencil*

[BeakerSqueedom]

Blind Pew: *Gathering his crew famously*
*Is asked a question* *Gasps* Zyou [I]don't know if zyou are a PIRATE?

Others: GASP!

Blind Pew: Do what you want, ‘cause a pirate is free,
ZYOU ARE A PIRATE!

Yar har, fiddle di dee,
Being a pirate ez alright tu be,
Do what zyou want ‘cause a pirate ez free,
Zyou are a pirate!

Angel-Marie: You are a pirate!

His crew: YAY!

Blind Pew: We've got us a map, (a map!)
To lead us to a hidden box,
That's all locked up with locks! (with locks!)
And buried deep away!

We'll dig up the box, (the box!)
We know it's full of precious booty....
*Snugs Claudia* *Winks*

Claudia: GROSS! *Slaps*

Blind Pew:
Burst open the locks!
And then we'll say hooray!

(changes to electronic euro-pop crap music)

Claudia: *Dressed as a pirate--similar to Elizabeth Swann*
Yar, har, fiddle di dee.
If you love to sail the sea,
You are a pirate!

Crew: WEIGH ANCHOOOOR!

Blind Pew: Yar har, fiddle di dee,
Being a pirate is alright with me!
Do what you want '‘cause a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Arr yarr, ahoy and avast,
dinky-dink-dink-a-dinkadefast!
Hang the black flag
At the end of the mast!
You are a pirate!

Hahaha! (Yay!)

We're sailing away (set sail!),
Adventure awaits on every shore!
We set sail and explore (ya-har!)
And run and jump all day (Yay!)
We float on our boat (the boat!)
Until its time to drop the anchor,
Then hang up our coats (aye-aye!)
Until we sail again!

*They join eachother in doing fancy Irish jigs*

Claudia: *Bats eyelashes*
Yar, har, fiddle di dee.
If you love to sail the sea,
You are a pirate!

Blind Pew: Laaaand ho!

Yar har, fiddle di dee,
Being a pirate is alright with me!
Do what you want ‘cause a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!

(spoken)Yar har, wind at your back, lads,
Wherever you go!

(singing)Blue sky above and blue ocean below,
You are a pirate!

(spoken)Hahahahaa!
You're a pirate!

Claudia: .....

Blind Pew: ....

Crew: ....

Claudia: *Takes off her four-cornered hat*...Wow....

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *drawing a picture of Daniel Craig* Huh?

Ailie: *screams and abruptly joins in on the dancing*

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: I didn't understand that, either. Now, back to the ideas.

Caitlyn: Wait! My hair's not done yet!

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *is too hypnotized by the pirateness* O_O *locks arms and swings with Angel Marie*

Zoot: *runs away*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: ... *sighs* You want something done, *picks up straightner* you do it yourself. *starts to finish hair*

Lips: O_O ... WAIT FOR ME! *runs after Zoot*

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: YAR HAR FIDDLE DI DEE, BEING A PIRATE IS ALRIGHT WITH ME--

Chamberlain: Is there a dying chipmunk out in the hall?

Dr. Teeth: *shoves him and goes to join Ailie and the others* =P

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *looks at scene* Okay... *finishes hair, goes to find an outfit*

Marvin: *joins in on the pirate dancing*

Lips: *to Zoot* Where are we going?

[BeakerSqueedom]

Angel-Marie: *Twirls Ailie about before passing her to his mates energetically*

Polly Lobster: *Twirls her and passes her to Pew*

Blind Pew: Zyou are not a pirate yet, my pet!
Claudia...do ze honorz?

Claudia: YEEEYY! *Pulls Ailie to her room*
*Has her put on the dress O'Brian had on* XP
NOW...

Blind Pew: Zyou....are...a PIRATE! XP

Dr. Van Neuter: I'm not even gonna ask...

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *locks Lips out of his room* I dunno...you figure it out. =P

Ailie: *in a deep, manly voice* AYE!

Dr. Teeth: O_o

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: *Shivers* XP

Blind Pew: AYE!

Bunsen: No rum, gentlemen! :3

Crew: AWWW! D:

Claudia: O_o So?

Blind Pew: NO RUM? D: ZYOU WEEL DIE!
Why ez all ze rum gone? XP

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: ... Great. -_-;

Marvin: *providing some music*

Caitlyn: *has some outfits picked out, putting on make-up on*

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *puts on 2 eyepatches and runs into the wall* XP

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *walks in* *to Dr. Teeth* You get any of this, Doc?

Caitlyn: *picturing the scene* ... some people are crazy... *continues to apply make-up*

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: *wearing a fake wooden leg* Yeah! =D *falls over* REPRESENT THE CRAZINESS!

[AnimatedC9000]

Marvin: *in pirate garb* Ole! ... I mean, ARR! *continues to play background music*

Lips: O_o

Caitlyn: *holding outfits up to herself in the mirror* Just remember what Grandma Arbuckle said, "Of course, to get through this whole life, you have to be a little crazy."

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *laying on his bed and drawing a picture of Janice* Hm... *fixes the eyes a little*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *knocks on the door to Zoot's room, outfits in hand* Hey, Zoot, can I come in for a little bit?

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: -_- I don't see why not...

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *opens door* Thanks, because I think I need your help. *hair is partially straightened, make-up slightly off* *goes back for the starightener and the make-up case* A lot.

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *sighs and puts his notebook away* Okay. Just hold still please. *he takes the straightener and finishes within five minutes without burning or hurting her* *observes his work and nods and then starts fixing her makeup*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *waits patiently* *music plays inside her mind*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *working on her eyes*

Chamberlain: Mess up, mess up, mess up, mess up, mess--

Zoot: *whacks him and resumes*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *if her mind were a music system with lots of controls, it would be on "Shuffle" almost constantly*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Okay, honey, it's all done. Take a look. *he spins her chair around lightly so that it's facing the mirror*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *looks and gasps with delight* Wow, I look great! Thanks, Zoot! Now, I do have one more favor to ask you...

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *smiles* Sure. =) What is it?

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Can you help me pick out an outfit? *motions to the outfits she brought with her* I can't seem to choose one.

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Hm...they're both nice, I'm not sure... *looks into his closet door which is open a little and gets an idea* How about this? *pulls out a little black dress* This would look very cute on you.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *holds dress up to her* Thanks. ... Just remember something from now on: Neither my hair or my eyes are black, they're dark brown. I hate it when people confuse the two... But the dress looks great. I'll go try it on somewhere. *goes to her room to do just that*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *nods* Man, that must be annoying. XP Okay. *pulls his notebook back out and starts working on the drawing again*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *after a few minutes, comes back into the room wearing the dress* Wow, you actually considered my short stature when picking this out. It doesn't even drag to the floor.

[[OOC: I am about 5 ft. tall. Kind of short considering that I'm 15.]]

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Aw, you look adorable in it. ^_^ I'm glad you like it.

(ooc: Me too.XD I'm 5'2"

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: You're welcome. ^_^ *looks down at her size 3 or size 4 feet* ... *sighs* I only wish that I had more luck in finding shoes that aren't for little kids in my size.

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: I'm welcome? I let you borrow the dress! O_o

Chamberlain: BURN!

Zoot: >_>

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *looks up from her feet* Huh? Oh, sorry, I guess it was just a natural response. ^_^; Hmm... *looks down at feet again* Do you know anyone who might have shoes that can fit my feet? My freakishly small, 3-or-4 sized feet?

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Actually, it's called "thank you". Now get out of my room. >_>

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: All right, all right! I'm leaving! *picks up the things that she brought with her and exits* I'll get my own shoes, then...

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *sticks his tongue out and slams the door* *opens it again and kicks Chamberlain out and then slams the door again*

Ailie: *coming in from the pirate madness* Yo, ho, and booty. =P Pirates are like rappers. Now what's going on in here?

Chamberlain: I dunno...Frank N Furter having an episode again.

Zoot: I heard that!

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *slips into he jazz shoes, because she doesn't want to wear high heels* *hears Ailie* Ailie? Is that you?

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: Yesh! What's up? O_O

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *walks up to Ailie and turns around* How do you like my new look?

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: I love it! <3 You've gotta show Lips, he'll faint...but in a good way.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Lips! I haven't seen him since earlier today! Where is he?

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: He disappeared during the pirate song. Maybe he went back to your room.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: I'll check. ... Wait, he wasn't in there ten minutes ago when I was there, though. Where else could he be?

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: Like I said, he could've gone back.

Chamberlain: *sarcastically* Or maybe Zoot ate him?

Dr. Teeth: *staggers back from the pirates* O_o Rum? *hiccups and collasps onto the floor* *pulls Ailie down with him*

Ailie: ACK!

Chamberlain: Kids... =P

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: ... Okay, I'll check. *goes to room to check*

Lips: *is at the window seat, playing a jazz tune*

Caitlyn: ... *sighs softly*

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *trying to stand up* NYA! You're crushing me! X_X

Dr. Teeth: *slurring* Ah love ya, Ailieh! KISS MEH! <3

Ailie: ...O_O Help?

Chamberlain: *sighs and takes Ailie by the arm and pulls her up to her feet*

Ailie: *runs back into her room and hides*

Chamberlain: *drags Dr. Teeth back to their dorm*

Dr. Teeth: Heh heh...wheeeeee... =D

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: O_o ... *shrugs* Meh...

Lips: *looks at the doorway* Caitlyn? Is.. is that you?

Caitlyn: *looks in Lip's direction* Yes, yes it is. Why, were you expecting Linda Ronstadt?

Lips: ... Come... come closer and let me see you.

Caitlyn: ... okay. *walks towards the window, stepping into the moonlight*

Lips: *face reddens* *tries to say something*

Caitlyn: *blushes* Oh, you like the new look?

Lips: ... W-wow. You look... wow.

Caitlyn: *sits down beside him* Wow.

Lips: Wow.

Caitlyn: *chuckles to herself*

Lips: *snaps out of it* ... you... you look...

Caitlyn: Yes?

Lips: Beautiful. I-I mean, you were beautiful before you had this stuff on but now... now you look... wow

Caitlyn: *blushes more* *thinks Wow, a guy's acutally calling me beautiful.*

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: *from the hallway* Caitlyn and Lips sittin' in a tree...K-I-S-7-F--

Chamberlain: Mmm, quiet! *throws the keyboardist into the dorm* Sleep all of that stupid juice in your system off!

Dr. Teeth: CHEESECAKE! *conks out immediately* Zzzzzz...

[Erine81981]

Glad to be out of that costume. It was getting hot.

Herry: Me too.

Murray: Me three.

Where's Grover?

Herry: He's already in bed. He said he had to get up early to head to work tomrrow.

Ok. I didn't even see him come in. Good night guys. I'll see you tomorrow. I'm off so i'll be doing some stuff for a certain Care Package.

Murray: Can we help?

Sure. Good night guys.

Murray: Good night.

Herry: Good night.

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: ... *changes the subject* It sure is a beautiful night outside.

Caitlyn: Yes, yes it is.

Lips: The stars look lovely.

Caitlyn: *moves closer to Lips* Mm-hmm.

Lips: *moves closer to Caitlyn* The moon looks beautiful tongiht.

Caitlyn: *moves closer* Mm-hmm.

Lips: *moves closer* But, you know, Caitlyn... the moon doesn't look like you.

Caitlyn: *gasps, whimpers and moves closer*

*both are inches, no, centimeters away from liplock*

Muppaphones: *have tied Marvin up and locked him in the closet*

Lips & Caitlyn: *their lips meet, and they kiss*

*the kiss goes on for some time...*

[The Count]

*Meanwhile... Good night to all you weirdos. :attitude.
And Claudia... If yourn going off on a pirating cruise, update Dead Men!

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: :P Tiffany will killeth me.
But fineth. ;P
LOL!

*First to get Numberella's decription...*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *wakes up in Lips arms* *smiles*

Lips: *kisses her cheek* Good morning. Did you sleep well?

Caitlyn: Mm-hmm. ... *reluctantly stands up* I... I'm goin to be gone for part of the day, Lips.

Lips: Huh? Why?

Caitlyn: *picking out an outfit to wear* Because I have a dance rehersal today and a dance recital tomorrow night. I... hope you can come to the recital.

Lips: I will, don't worry.

Caitlyn: Good. *kisses Lips on the cheek*

Lips: =) <3

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: *slamming his guitar into the floor in a Pete Townshend-esque manner* Mmm...I'm bored.

Dr. Teeth: *lying facedown* Uhhhh...what time is it?

Chamberlain: 1865. And the South won!

Dr. Teeth: NO! ;_;

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: If the South won the war, there would be teo different countries in North America. Not including Canada, of course. The war was for unifying the nation and, later, ending slavery.

Lips: Mm-hmm. *cleaning his trumpet*

Caitlyn: Besides, if we were in 1865, there would be no Internet. In fact, most people would consider us weird just by the way we dress. *adding quickly* They probably would.

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: GOSH, YOU'RE FUN! DIDJA KNOW THAT? YOU REALLY ARE! *shoves Caitlyn out a window and storms away*

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: O_O! *rushes to the window and grabs my hand*

Caitlyn: ... Uh, Lips... I appreciate you saving me, but it wasn't that long of a fall. *stands up*

Lips: ... Oh. I knew that. ^_^;

Marvin: Sure, you did...

Caitlyn: *yelling after Chamberlain* And ya can't blame me for being smart!

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: *yelling back* I can blame you for being a fun ruiner, though!

Dr. Teeth: *stroking his head* BOTH OF YA'LL JUST SHUT YO FACES! X_X

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: O_o...I see dead peoples.
Bunsen: Oh? Why do you say that?
Claudia: *Points to Caitlyn falling out a window, an angered Teeth, snappy Chamberlain...and heck*
Dr. Van Neuter: Hah. Finally a little excitement is happening.
Blind Pew: What do zyou guys wanna du?
Beaker: Meee mo?
Blind Pew: Zhat ez ztupid.
Bunsen: What would be better than that, Mr. Pew?
Blind Pew: ...I'm not zure. And I dun care.
Claudia: ....Search for treasure?
Blind Pew: Zure. XP

[AnimatedC9000]

Marvin: YES! SHUT UP!

Caitlyn: *climbs back through the window* *Sighs* I don't have to be here... Where's Ailie?

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *is secretly negotiating plans for a battle with Uncle Kong Thornberry of Hobo Jungle, an imaginary rival band to the Electric Mayhem that Jules made up...uh...please leave a message after the beep*

Zoot: *lying on his bed, staring up at the ceiling* She's so lucky...she's a star...

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: ... *sighs* *leaning against the doorway to Zoot's room* What seems to be the problem, Zoot?

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: THE WORLD! *throws a pillow at her* Can't a girl sing to herself without being interrupted? =P

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *throws pillow back* I've been wondering the same thing. *goes to her room, lays down on her bed and closes eyes* Angel of mu-- oh, forget it...

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: AND LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE TOO! XP *lies back down*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: I'm just gonna stay here until--

Marvin: *gyrates in, mallets in hand* Ole ole ole!

Caitlyn: *groans* *puts eyemasks on and braces herself for a "concert"*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *slips out of his dorm to go visit Claudia*

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: I'll get it! *Opens the door slowly* Oh, hey Chris Crocker! I mean....Zoot! What...um...brings you here?
Want some cookies? *Goes to the kitchen to treat him with some cookies*

Beaker: *Pokes his head out of the time machine* Mo mo?

Bunsen: excellent work, Beakie! According to the little evidence we've obtained...you have reconstructed a good portion of time. Meaning you have successfully fixed what Miss Claudia nearly...ruined.

Claudia: I did not! D:

Beaker: ...Hellomeep! *Waves to Zoot timidly*

Bunsen: *Covers mouth with hand* Oh...Mr. Zoot...what brings you here today?

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Hi Claudia! *follows her in* No thanks, sweetie, I'm watching my hourglass figure--I mean, I'm not very hungry. What are you guys up to? *smiles and waves brightly at Beaker before sticking his nose up at Bunsen* No reason. -_-

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bunsen: Where are your manners, Mr. Zoot?
Would you like anything in particular? You look rather hungry...and you've lost considerable weight.

Please, have a seat.
Beaker, you may step away from the time machine while I dismantle it. I saw some smoke arise...and I doubt the notion you smoke....tsstssstsst! Oh, silly me.

Beaker: *Looks to Bunsen pleadingly as he looks to Zoot with fear* *Is tempted to hide behind Claudia*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *flips the remainder of his hair back, knowing how envious the scientist is of it* Please, why would I accept anything you offer? It'd probably be some kind of test potion that turns me into a mutant like the last time...and the time before that and the time before that... *ignores the chair and strides over to Beaker* How's it going, carrot top? Aw, you're shaking...has he been overworking you? O_O That square... =P *rests his hand on Beaker's shoulder to relax him*

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bunsen: It wasn't all that bad, was it? I certainly hope you can forgive me, Mr. Zoot. I'd hate for us to be at war over a couple of innocent mistakes in which I had no intention of...
*Too preoccupied with the machine to notice what is occuring*

Beaker: *Sinks his head into his shirt* M-m-M-m-M-M-M...Mee...mu...mu..MEE MEEE MEE MEE!
*Looking to Bunsen* D: MEE! MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Bunsen: Hmm..hmmmm....*Humming a ditty*

Beaker: *Gently slapping away Zoot's hands* MEEEE!
;_; MEEEP!

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Blah blah blah... *draws his attention back to Beaker and pulls him off of Bunsen and starts snuggling him* <3 *softly* Oh, Beaker, you're hauntingly attractive today...or tonight. Whatever. ^_^

[The Count]

*Playing Muppet music downstairs... Another Saturday night, and I ain't got nobody.
*Creepy organ music... Spooky singing: I ain't got noooo boooody...

[BeakerSqueedom]

Beaker: MEEENOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Bunsen: Unhand my assistant! Keep your wandering hands to yourself, Mr. Zoot.
Beaker: *Shaking* Mee mee mee!
Bunsen: Yes, you are going out with Miss Fraggie....
Beaker: *Sobbing into Bunsen's chest* ME MEE *Hic* MEEE!
Bunsen: There, there...
Claudia: ZOOT!

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *wakes up to the noise* ... *yawns* How long was I asleep?

Lips: It's about 8:30 P.M.

Caitlyn: Darn it, I took a long nap... Why didn't you wake me up?

Lips: You looked so peaceful sleeping there! And I thought that you needed the extra sleep!

Caitlyn: Yeah, thanks a lot.

[WhiteRabbit]

Beaker: MEEENOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Bunsen: Unhand my assistant! Keep your wandering hands to yourself, Mr. Zoot.
Beaker: *Shaking* Mee mee mee!
Bunsen: Yes, you are going out with Miss Fraggie....
Beaker: *Sobbing into Bunsen's chest* ME MEE *Hic* MEEE!
Bunsen: There, there...
Claudia: ZOOT!

Zoot: *clinging to the lab assistant* Beakie, you don't have to be so shy... <3 *rubs noses with him*

Chamberlain: *watching from the doorway* O_O

[BeakerSqueedom]

Beaker: *Screams*
Blind Pew: *Kicks him out of the room* ZSCRAM!
Bunsen: Oh...there, there...
Beaker: ;_;

[The Count]

... That's 2 Ailie. Get Zoot back to normal and soon, or I'll have to step in.

[AnimatedC9000]

Marvin: *standing behind Chamberlain* O_o

*in the common room*

Caitlyn: *in pajamas* Hmm? *turns head at the argument*

Lips: *sees Chamberlain and Marvin outside the door* ... Do we even want to know?

Caitlyn: I have no clue...

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *sighs* Yup. Zoot, go to bed.

Zoot: *falls asleep*

Ailie: I meant--never mind. *drags him back into her dorm*