Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Good.

Ailie: Not much. The usual oddness...but Bunsen was able to rid Zoot of his evilness. It turns out it was all a joke by Chamberlain. *rolls her eyes*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Bad birdie. *briefly glares at Chamberlain* So, how'd Lips and Marvin get along with the others?

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: They got along all right. They just did their own thing and I let them watch Grease too. ;)

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Okay. ... so, tell the truth: How much did Lips miss me while I was gone? I don't know why I'm asking, but... just curious.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *lowers her voice* He was utterly miserable and pining for you. <3

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *whispers* Aww, poor Lips.

Lips: *hugs Caitlyn* The Earth is moving again. <3

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: I know. ^_^ You guys wanna go in now? It's getting pretty late...

Chamberlain: Please! It's the witching hour!

Dr. Teeth: *splashes Chamberlain: =P

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Good idea, Ailie. It's kind of getting cold around here, anyway.

Lips: *hums "Baby, It's Cold Outside" softly*

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: Totally. *gives them towels before leading them back inside*

Zoot: *conks out once they reach their dorm*

Chamberlain: >=) *about to draw something on the sax player's face*

Ailie: Don't even think about it.

Chamberlain: -_- *retreats to his closet*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *gets changed into pajamas and puts on eye masks* I think I'll go to bed. *sits on her bed and fixes the pilows and blankets up*

Marvin: *already asleep, mumbling something about him being the greatest something-or-other*

Lips: I guess this is good night.

Caitlyn: Good... *yawn* night... *lays down on pillows*

Lips: *puts blankets over Caitlyn and kisses her cheek* Good night... *turns off lights before heading over to the window seat to play a soft jazz song on his trumpet*

Caitlyn: *smiles and falls asleep to the music*

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *rubbing her eyes* How about one last song?

Dr. Teeth: Sure. =)

They both play softly...Ailie on her guitar instead of her drums this time.

Ailie: There are places I remember
All my life, though some have changed
Some forever, not for better
Some have gone and some remain
All these places had their moments
With lovers and friends I still can recall
Some are dead and some are living
In my life I've loved them all

Dr. Teeth: But of all these friends and lovers
There is no one compares with you
And these memories lose their meaning
When I think of love as something new
Though I know I'll never lose affection
For people and things that went before
I know I'll often stop and think about them
In my life, I love you more

Both: Though I know I'll never lose affection
For people and things that went before
I know I'll often stop and think about them
In my life, I love you more
In my life, I love you more

Ailie: *sets her guitar down gently and snuggles against him* <3

Dr. Teeth: *wraps his arms around Ailie and rests his head against her's* <3

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: Ah, Memorial Day, how I love thee...
Gonzo: Ha ha! Me too! No school!
Sam: That is enough! Memorial Day is not about missing school, Memorial Day is about--about remembering America.
Clifford: Actually dude, Memorial Day's about rememberin' those who've fought for America.
Sam: That is preposterous! How dare you question my authority on American literature?
Ryan: *whispering to Sam* It's not literature...
Sam: *gasps* What? How dare you! Of course it is worthy of the title literature!
Ryan: No, it's not that, Sam--
Clifford: It ain't literature at all. It's a holiday.
Sam: A very literaric holiday, mind you!
Ryan: Now you're just making up words.
Sam: So you are telling me, Sam, the American Eagle, that today, Memorial Day, is not good, old-fashioned, American literature?
Ryan: Yup.
Clifford: Mmhm.
Camilla: Brawk bawk.
Gonzo: Exactly!
Link: Even I knew that...
Sam: Uch! Uch! This is--how could--unbelievable!
Ryan: *shakes head* Happy Memorial Day, Sam. How 'bout we celebrate with some pizza, whadaya say?
Gonzo: Yeah! Just don't use the phone to order out.
Ryan: Why not?
Gonzo: I think I might've made it radioactive.
Ryan: ... *groans* C'mon, we're going to Everybody Eats.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *dressed for the day* All right, why didn't you guys wake me up this morning?

Marvin: Well, I was going to wake you up with a beautiful music with my Muppaphones! But somebody *looks at Lips* wanted you to sleep in this morning!

Lips: Hey, I had to! Both of us didn't get to sleep until after midnight last night!

Caitlyn: I was just curious. I didn't expect everyone to make a big deal out of it.

Lips: ... well, that's why.

Caitlyn: I forgive you. *kisses Lips on the cheek*

Lips: O_O <3

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *scrambling around her room* Oh, gawd--I am so late for school right now--

Zoot: Ailie, you don't have school today. It's Memorial Day, remember?

Ailie: Oh...yeah. Oh, crap! I forgot to buy hot dogs!

Zoot: Don't worry. We got them but I'm a vegitarian anyway.

Ailie: Isn't Janice one too? XP

Zoot: Maybe.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *she and Lips walk up to Ailie's group* Hey, guys. Happy Memorial Day.

Lips: How are you guys?

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: Hi guys! Happy Memorial Day! We're good. How about you?

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia scrambles out of the time machine, and runs out the door, making a swift dash to the hallway. On the way she snatches Beaker and Bunsen by their lab coats while using her free hand to adjust her beige military uniform.

Bunsen: How very kind of you, but I think I can effortlessly escort Beaker and I to the equipment room.
Trying to keep his glasses on.
Ignoring the fact that I'm being tossed around like a stuffed animal, why are you doing exercise at this hour? Oh, and Happy Memorial Day, silly!

Beaker: Is amazed by Bunsen's innocence.
MEE MEE MEEE!

Claudia: O-o Ok, ok, I'm sorry!
I wanted to visit the American Civil War in honor of Memorial Day!

Bunsen: Aw, no harm in that!
I do not blame you for stealing an innocent glimpse...
How long did you gander, I wonder?

Claudia: ...Isung"InTheNavy"andtheygotmadandnowtheywantmyhead....16 minutes? D=

Bunsen: I'm a trifle deaf on this ear, dear...speak louder. Is it me? Or is it you are becoming rather sheep-like in expressing yourse....
Glances over his shoulder and see a horde of angry military men hounding her.
My goodness, this had better be an illusion!

Claudia: D: Yeah...it...is! We're ACTUALLY in the North Pole...where Santa is helping Rudolph put on his fake electrickyish nose...and...and....

Dr. Van Neuter: AHHHHHHHH! MOTHER! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!

Composta and Blind Pew fend them off.

Composta: Pumpkin, YOU BIG SISSY!....But you MY big sissy! >/

Claudia: O_o....I can explain?

Bunsen: ....Go to your ROOM!

Beaker: O_O MEEEP!
Screams at the random, uncharacteristic reaction of Bunsen.

Claudia: O_O UM....what did you say?

Bunsen: Pew....please....I'm awfully tired and desire that you handle the problem....

Blind Pew: Dragging Claudia by the ear.
Time-out for ZYOU!

Claudia: WAIT! I haven't had a time-out since....O_O...
ELEMENTARY! D:

Dr. Van Neuter: ....Dun...dun...DUUUNNN!

They all stare at Neuter.

Nueter: What? 0_0

Claudia: O_O Sucking her thumb, she is dragged over to her room to relive her childhood nightmare. Puts on her Teddy Bear jacket....complete with the ears. XD

[The Count]

*In Vincent Price voice: Aw... Isn't she cute when she's being tortured. Now post more story!
Deadly, Count... Time to do a little subtracting. So take it avay Steve!
*Plays Subtraction Blues (MuppetCast version) while army soldiers are stake by the double blasts of bolts, reeling them backwards into the time machine from whence they came.

So... Hey Prawnie... I'll trade you a piece of pizza for my chocolate milk. Dunno why the fiends even bought it, I don't drink that stuff.

Mmm, pepperoni pizza with hot dog sausages and relish and kraut on top with a frothy milkshake. American classics hot off of the menu on Memorial Day. BBQ party on Friday, you've been warned.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: We're okay, Ailie. So, what do you guys want to do today?

[BeakerSqueedom]

So... Hey Prawnie... I'll trade you a piece of pizza for my chocolate milk. Dunno why the fiends even bought it, I don't drink that stuff.

Mmm, pepperoni pizza with hot dog sausages and relish and kraut on top with a frothy milkshake. American classics hot off of the menu on Memorial Day. BBQ party on Friday, you've been warned.

Claudia: Snatches the chocolate milk from Eddie's hand.
0-0 Makes loud slurping noises with the straw.

Blind Pew: Claudia...what are zyou doingz here?
Threatens her with the sword.

Claudia: O_O I have the bear ears....BACK OFF!
I WON'T RETURN TO STARING AT THAT DREADFUL WALL! D:
I have the attention span of a rodent....;_;

Blind Pew: ...Zo zorry, fiends...eh....excuse my pet...

[The Count]

*:batty: No apologies needed Pew...
UD: So long as that pet of yours updates one of her blasted stories.
*Rumbles menacingly.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *shrugs* Dunno. What do you guys wanna do?

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *in a British accent* I dunno. Whatcha wanna do?

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: I don't know! :3 What do YOU wanna do?
Trying to sneak out of her room. X3

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Now don't... sleepy... sleeping gas? *starts to doze off*

Lips: O_O Caitlyn! *catches her before she falls*

Caitlyn: *is now asleep*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *dressed up as a marine* Ailie, don't make me do this...

Ailie: Come on...you said dare... XP

Zoot: *goes up to Chamberlain*
Hey, uh
I met him out for dinner on a Friday night
He really got me working up an appetite
He had tattoos up and down his arm
There's nothing more dangerous than a boy with charm
He's a one stop shop--

Chamberlain: O_O EW, ZOOT, JUST STOP!

Zoot: He's a sweet talkin' sugar coated candyman
A sweet talkin' sugar coated candyman *runs into the kitchen and shoves a paper bag over his head* Never again.

Ailie: Yay! My turn!

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Can we play with you guys?

Lips: Apparently, it wasn't sleeping gas, it was boredom that she passed out with.

Caitlyn: *nods* So, can we play?

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *moans*

Chamberlain: Excuse me...I have to puke... =S

Ailie: Sure! Okay...Lips...truth or dare?

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: Uh...

Caitlyn: *waits for answer*

Lips: Truth, because I don't know what would happen if I chose dare...

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: Good choice. Finally we can get this out of the way...do you have a crush on Caitlyn? =)

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *blushes* Uh...

Caitlyn: *blinks* ... well, do you?

Lips: *mutters something to himself*

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: Well...? O_O

Zoot: *turns on a tape recorder and holds out the microphone*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *sees the microphone* Put that thing away! *shoves the microphone away* You're making him nervous, for cryin' out loud!

Lips: *blushes even more due to her act of kindness* Um... uh... well, uh... *clears throat* Uh, what would happen if I said "yes"?

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: =P *hides it*

Ailie: Well, something might happen...but that doesn't mean it'll be bad.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: ... *sighs* I suppose that'll have to do...

Lips: ... promise you won't tell anyone else, guys?

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Who are we gonna tell? O_o

Chamberlain: *hanging up the phone quickly*

[The Count]

*Figure cuts phoneline out of Room #17. Oops.
*Salutes, showing the wirecutters like Cmdnt. Lassard.
*Hides wirecutters.

:halo:

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: O_O WHAT ARE WE PLAYING?
Oh..that game....SPILL IT OUT, LIPS! XD
>_> Barges into the game like a nosy prick.

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: ... Okay, I'll tell. *takes a deep breath*

Caitlyn (an probably everyone else in the room): *waits*

Lips: ... yes... *quickly grabs a pillow*

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: O_O <3 Awwwwsss.
Melts.

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: *to the others* Lay off the m-- *stops as Lips answers* O_O

Ailie: Don't you feel better now that it's off your chest? =)

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: Oh, yeah...I do...I mean...admitting that I went streaking over at Viva La Punctuacion thread....it...it helps SO much...and....

Her roomies: O_O....

Claudia: Wait...she wasn't talking about ME? O_O
OH CRAP! XD

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: I... guess so.

Caitlyn: Aww... *kisses Lips on the cheek* That's so sweet.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *squees* I knew it! <3

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: You did? O_O

Blind Pew: Zyou idiot, she waz talking about ze leetle lady and her Romeoz...nyehe. :3

Claudia: PHEW!

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *pokes Blind Pew* O_o

[BeakerSqueedom]

Blind Pew: Stabs Zoot swiftly.
-_- Don't touch me, Zsacha!
Ztupeed zing....

Claudia: Screeches.

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *rolls out of the way*

Chamberlain: *gets stabbed instead* X_X

His roomies: YAY!

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Lips... I don't know what else to say...

Lips: Say you'll stay.

Caitlyn: *swallows something* ... Um... er... it's... your turn to ask the question, hun?

Lips: ... Oh, yeah.

Caitlyn: *whispers* We'll talk more about this later. *kisses Lips on the cheek*

Lips: *smiles* ... Er... Dr. Teeth, truth or dare?

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *beams at them* <3

Dr. Teeth: Uh...er...truth? O_o

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: Looks intently at the keyboardist.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Is it true that you once da--

Lips: *whispers* CAITLYN! Not that question!

Caitlyn: *whispers back* Why, 'cuz of two other people in the room?

Lips: ... *whispers back* That, and--

Caitlyn: I do not care. I want to find out if it's true or not.

Lips: But it's not even your turn yet.

Caitlyn: Your point?

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: *comes back to life* Shaddup and ask the question already! *gets out a video camera*

Dr. Teeth: Oh, get that outta here! >_> *shoves him away*

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: Oh...HEH....I'll leave. =)
Come on, Pew.
We have to do something...neway!

Blind Pew: But....ze....

They retreat to the room to give them their well-deserved privacy.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Just to make sure... *puts Ailie and Zoot in sound-proof containers, where they can't hear anyone and no one can hear them*

Lips: ... Oay, that was a little bit extreme...

Caitlyn: *to Dr. Teeth* So, is it true?

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: *throwing Chamberlain's camera across the room* Is what true?

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *locks Chamberlain in a closet*

Lips: ... since she's busy right now, I'll ask for her. ... *whispers on the slight chance that the people in the sound-proof containers could still hear them* Is it true that you once dated Janice?

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: That's all? *relieved* Nope. *stares at Caitlyn's neck and then shakes his head*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Is that it? ... oh. *unlocks the closet and lets Ailie and Zoot out of the sound proof containers* All right, Doc, who's the next vict-- er, who gets the next question?

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: Zoot, that's gross. You're lucky I don't tell Janice--oh, whose turn is it?

Dr. Teeth: Uh, it's-- *gasps and hides his mouth* Gotta bounce! *hurries out of the room*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Wow. Doc's been acting weird lately, fer sure.

Lips: You're right. Something's definately goin' down with him.

Caitlyn: *blinks* Did you just talk like Floyd?

Lips: *does the same* Did you just talk like Janice?

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: I WHAT DO! EAT DRUMS! O_O *coughs* Sorry...

Zoot: Uh...who am I?

Dr. Teeth: *outside* Mmm...blood...

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: You're Zoot. Sax is your-- wait a minute, Zoot you know who you are!

Caitlyn: Well, like, are you, y'know, really sure about that?

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Um...fine and laidback and mellow and profitable?

Ailie: WOMAN!

Dr. Teeth: *re entering* Zoot, that was the worst impression of me ever. =P Here's you! *in a dull voice* Everybody just shut up and leave me alone. Zzzzz...

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *trying hard not to laugh* Like, shut up! *throws a throw pillow at Dr. Teeth* XP

Lips: Down, Anim-- er, Ailie!

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *growls*

Zoot: Oh, yeah? Well, here's you! AH HYUCK! GORSH! *slams his head into the wall a few times*

Dr. Teeth: Oh yeah? This is all you! DUR-HURRR... XP

Chamberlain: I think you guys should go to bed...

Ailie: Good idea, Chamberlain. For once. :P

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Why should we? We're having the time of our lives right now.

Lips: But you have school tomorrow...

Caitlyn: Curses. Well, at least there's half days on Wednesday through Friday.

Lips: *nods*

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *over the sounds of her roomies fighting* Night guys! <3

Zoot: And this is you--NYAAA!

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Good night, everyone! *she and Lips leave to go to their dorm*

Lips: *hugs me* Good night.

Caitlyn: *hugs back* Good night... *heads towards her bed* ... ah, what the heck? *turns around and gives Lips a kiss... on the lips*

Lips: O_O *kisses back*

Caitlyn: *reluctantly breaks the kiss* Good night. *actually makes it to her bed, puts her eye masks on and pulls the blankets over her* *starts to go to sleep*

Lips: ... *sits at the window seat* *looks in Caitlyn's direction and sighs* Good night... my angel...

[BEAR]

Snuffy: What are we going to do tonight?
Big Bird: We can tell stories!
Others: No.
Ernie: We can play games!
Others: No.
Cookie: Eat cookies!
Others: No.
Bert: We can organize the silverware!
Others: Huh?
Bert: Nevermind.
Bryan: (walking in the door with a shopping bag) Hey, guys! What's wrong?
Snuffy: We're bored.
Big Bird: Yeah, there's nothing to do tonight.
Bryan: I just bought the Muppet Show, Season 3. Wanna watch it?
Ernie: Now you're talkin'!
Bryan: (opens up the DVD and puts the first disc in the machine)

[BeakerSqueedom]

Snuffy: What are we going to do tonight?
Big Bird: We can tell stories!
Others: No.
Ernie: We can play games!
Others: No.
Cookie: Eat cookies!


Claudia: Snuggles Cookie monster.
Gives him a generous batch of thick chocolate chip cookies.
X3 AWWWW!

Blind Pew: Drags her away from the room.

Claudia: Waves as she's dragged carelessly about.
Buhbye! :3

[The Count]

Well... Left Beth a message, hope she finds it and can reply soonish.

[BEAR]

Cookie: That Claudia nice lady. Maybe me live with her for a few days. Buh bye! Oh, Claudie! Claudie! (wanders off to hang out with Claudia and eat cookies.)

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *strolls into her dorm and throws down her backpack*

Zoot: *wakes up* Oh. Hi Ailie.

Chamberlain: So...was it agony at school today...no air conditioning? The heat making each class drag along slower?

Ailie: Actually, it wasn't too bad. =P Sorry to disappoint you.

Dr. Teeth: *appearing from his room* Hi Ailie! =) Didja have a good day?

Ailie: Hi hon! Sure did. <3 *kisses him on the cheek*

Chamberlain: *fake gags*

Ailie: *notices some red stuff around the musician's mouth* What's that? O_o

Dr. Teeth: Er...I was tryin' on your lipstick?

Ailie: *skeptically* Only Zoot does that... *kisses him on the lips to check it out* Blood! I knew it.

Chamberlain: HE IS A VAMPIRE!

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *runs in after Chamberlain's exclaimation, not bothering to put her backpack down* A vampire! ?

Lips: *follows* Who's a vampire?

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: He is! *pointing at Dr. Teeth*

Dr. Teeth: O_O *runs outside*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: So that's why he's been acting weird!

Lips: Zoinks! O_O

Caitlyn: We'll have to learn to accept the fact that Doc's a blood-sucking monster...

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: I think it's sexy... <3

Chamberlain: Now where did I put my stake?

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Forget it, Chamberlain. We're not harming a friend.

Lips: Even though he's-- so, you've already accepted the fact?

Caitlyn: Yes, and I moved on. I'm generally nice to people, no matter who they are.

Lips: You sure are...

Caitlyn: That, and I think I might be a psychic.

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: He's not my friend.

Ailie: *shoves him into a wall* You lay one finger on him and we'll be having you for Thanksgiving next year!

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Chamberlain, stop trying to harm others. Ailie, stop threatening Chamberlain if he agrees to what I said.

Lips: Wow. Is she a peacemaker or what?

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *lets him go* You're right, Caitlyn. *maintains herself*

Chamberlain: =/ Hmmph.

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: Wow, Caitlyn, you did great.

Caitlyn: It was nothing, really. It's like I always tell Marvin: "Play nice with the other kids, or you're grounded for a month".

Marvin: *from next door* You are not'a my mother!

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: XD I wish I could handle mine like that.

Chamberlain: =P

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Please, I hardly got control of Marvin. Lips, however, is a different story...

Lips: =)

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: Pfft...nobody can handle me! I'm the ruler of my dorm! Bow, you fools!

Zoot: Clam up. *throws a shoe at Chamberlain and falls back asleep*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *lowers voice* *in sing-song voice* Ego problem...

*she and Lips try to restrain their laughter*

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: *rubbing his head* Shaddup. =/ *goes back to his closet to look for his stake*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Well, I think that went well, don't you?

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *nods* Very. So what do you guys wanna do?

Chamberlain: *rummaging through the pile of old torture devices* Come on...it's gotta be here somewhere...

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: I'm guessing it would be too dangerous to track down Doc.

Lips: Very. O_O

Caitlyn: I'll try to lock on to his location. *closes eyes*

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: Okies... O_o

Chamberlain: Yes! *slips out of the dorm cackling*

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: Did you find him yet?

Caitlyn: No luck. I guess when I think of whatever the person is going to say next and they say it, it's pure coincidence. Still, we have to find Dr. Teeth before Chamberlain does.

[WhiteRabbit]

Elsewhere...

Chamberlain: >=) *nudges the keyboardist*

Dr. Teeth: O_O *whacks the stake aside and bites into Chamberlain's neck*

Chamberlain: *screeches*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *somehow hears the scream* Oh, my gosh!

Lips: What's wrong?

Caitlyn: I think somebody just got injured!

Lips: How could you tell?

Caitlyn: I heard the scream! ... *looks at the others* Didn't you guys hear the scream?

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: Yes! Come on! *takes Zoot's hand and hurries out to the hallway* *gasps* O_O

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *grabs Lips hand and follows* *covers mouth with hand*

Lips: O_O Oh, my--!

Marvin: *playing the Muppaphones (the song kind of sounds like the famous song from "Psycho", except the violins are replaced with "Ow!"s)*

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: *sucking the blood out of Chamberlain* O_O *stops and stares back at them* I didn't--I mean--

Zoot: *screams and passes out*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *holds Lips hand tighter* O_O

Lips: *in disbelief* Doc! ?

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: *hoarsely* Demon spawn!

Dr. Teeth: He had it comin'!

Ailie: *catching Zoot* You guys--it's not that ba-- *cringes at the marks on the skeksis's neck*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *nervously* What's next, we find out that Zoot's a mummy?

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: Maybe... O_o

Chamberlain: That's not the point...what's important is that I was almost killed a few minutes ago and we should be slaying the vampire now! We can't have him harming the other dorm members!

Dr. Teeth: Hypocrite.

Chamberlain: Liar.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Knock it off, both of you!

Lips: O_O

Caitlyn: Doc probably won't be harming the other members. Think about it: Did the Phantom of the Opera really mean to harm anybody?

Lips: *whispers* Uh, Caitlyn, the chandelier scene...

Caitlyn: ... Oh. ... Probably not the best example... ^_^;

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: How would you know anything, you silly little girl? He's a monster, he'd prey on anybody if he was desperate enough...

Dr. Teeth: Shut up!

Chamberlain: MURDERER!

Dr. Teeth: *shoves him into the wall and grabs Ailie, carrying her off to get away from them all*

Chamberlain: *to the others* See? Even Ailie!

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: YOU listen! I've watched enough of "The Phantom of the Opera" to know that the "monster" doesn't harm the one he trulely loves. In the Phantom's case, it's Christine. In Doc's case, IT'S AILIE!

Lips: And, if by some strange coincidence it's true, he might have a subterranean hideout!

Caitlyn: That, too!

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: Bwahahaha...she's a goner.

[Winslow Leach]

Lefty: ...so den dis creature from some black lagoon crawls outta da swamp, and tries ta eat me...but I was able ta, how youse say, ward him off with my trusty spatula! I'll never go walkin' in dose woods again at night...unless I bring dat guy (gestures to an oblivious Newsie) wit me!

Newsie: Huh? What?

Lefty (to Newsie) Tamatoes are fruit!

Newsie: Ah! Good to know...

Tony: Lefty...(is speechless)

Lefty: I know! Youse don' hafta say it! I'm priceless!

Tony (rolls eyes) Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: We're going to find them, Feather Face, whether you like it or not.

Lips: Do you think Dr. Teeth has an underground lair?

Caitlyn: It's a possibility.

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: He sure IS priceless.
Which is why I'm stealing him....COME, MY WEIRD FRIEND!
Grabs Lefty and runs to her room.
YEEHAHEEEHEHEHEE!

Beaker: ...Meep? XD

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Yeah, turkey brain! Let's look for them, you guys.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Already on it, Zoot. *searches the walls for a hidden passage of some sort*

Lips: *searches the floors for a trap door*

[Winslow Leach]

Claudia: He sure IS priceless.
Which is why I'm stealing him....COME, MY WEIRD FRIEND!
Grabs Lefty and runs to her room.
YEEHAHEEEHEHEHEE!

Beaker: ...Meep? XD

Lefty: 'Ey! Where are youse taken me? No, not ta see da melonhead! Anytin' but dat! He's gonna cut my head open, and take out my brain, I know it! Den him and da red-haired kid'll toss it around like a football! My innocent, brilliant brain in da doity hands of dose guys! No! I will not allow it! Help! Tommy! News guy! Harry! Heeeeeelllp!

[WhiteRabbit]

The Electric Mayhem Bus...it's dark inside...

Ailie: *edges away from Dr. Teeth* O_o You're not gonna hurt me, are you?

Dr. Teeth: Phoenixxxzzz... *shakes his head and smiles weakly* Of course not.

Ailie: Good...because I want to be one too. =)

Dr. Teeth: Wow! I didn't think ya were into this sorta thing. Are ya sure?

Ailie: Yes. <3 *pushes her hair out of the way so that her neck is visible*

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: :3 YEEEHEEEEHEEEHEEE!

Bunsen: Hello, Mr. Lefty. How is....Mr. Tony, hmm?
Is he doing...hmmhmm....well? Oh, such a handsome fellow...hmmhmm! Would flutter his nonexistant lashes if he could.

Beaker: Appears slightly jealous.
Glares at Lefty.
Meesheesh!

Bunsen: Does he still...rub that gel over his thick, lucious hair? HMMHMM! <3 Toned physique....What I wouldn't give to run my fingers through his dark locks--

Composta: Blinks.
Bunsen...you....?

Bunsen: Am I what, my dear?

Dr. Van Neuter: Clears throat.

Bunsen: Perish the thought! 'Tis physical admiration, nothing more. Chuckles nervously.

Claudia: O_O....
Carrying Lefty by the coat.
This is my pet--Lefty.

Blind Pew: Whaz zis?
My pet may not have a pet of her own!
D< Shez moi's pet and I'm her pet....
It no make sense, no?

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Hmm... maybe we're doing it wrong.

Lips: How are we doing it wrong?

Caitlyn: I'll try calling to him. *stands in front of a length mirror* *sings* Angel of music, speak,
I listen,
Stay by my side,
Guide me.
Angel my soul is weak,
Forgive me
Enter at last,
Master

Angel of music,
guide and guardian,
grant to me your glory,
Angel of music,
hide no longer,
Come to me strange angel...

Lips: *covers her mouth* Are you crazy! ? Do you want to be next! ?

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *slams his fist into the mirror* Singing isn't going to help right now! *hurries ahead of them* *sticks his head into Claudia's room* BUNSEN! DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT! HE'S M-- *stares back at the others and runs further*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *yelling after Zoot* Hey! It worked in the movie that they adapted from the '86 musical!

Lips: We need to follow him! *grabs Cait;yn's hand and follows Zoot*

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bunsen: Oh, my...Mr. Zoot....I'm afraid I gave you the wrong impression! You see, it was innocent talk. Please don't....
Quickly stuffs a personal picture of Tony into his pocket with lipstick on it. think anything more of it....

Beaker: Gasps and begins to growl.

[Winslow Leach]

Zoot: *slams his fist into the mirror* Singing isn't going to help right now! *hurries ahead of them* *sticks his head into Claudia's room* BUNSEN! DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT! HE'S M-- *stares back at the others and runs further*

Tony: o_O

Are there any normal places to hang in these dorms? (dramatically) I feel so used! I am not a piece of meat...despite the fact that I was once turned into a gigantic slab of venison...but we won't get into that...

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *gasps as Dr. Teeth sinks his fangs into her neck*

Zoot: *pushes Bunsen into the wall* MINE!

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *she and Lips run by Tony while trying to catch up to Zoot* You guys want to help us? Be our guest. *suddenly collapses to the floor, clutching her head*

Lips: *catches her* What is it?

Caitlyn: It's Ailie. We've got to hurry!

Lips: Right! *starts to run after Zoot again*

Caitlyn: NO! To the parking lot!

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bunsen: Tony, you aren't one at all...you consist of cells....
limbs....and....gifted....you set me all a-quiver!

Claudia: Beaker, what happened in the lab today?

Beaker: ....

Claudia: O_o ....

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: This is so awesome... *lightheaded* Thanks... <3

Dr. Teeth: *holding her* Don't mention it, baby.

[Winslow Leach]

Tony: You know what, Bunsen? I've put up with you long enough, and I have one thing to say...(Tony groans) Urp! I'm gonna...

Tony grabs his mouth, and runs to the restroom...

[BeakerSqueedom]

[HAHAHAHA! XD]

Bunsen: Poo.
Claudia: O_o....
Beaker: ...<3
Bunsen: o_o
Blind Pew: Zo...what are zyou going to du wiz...eh...Lefty?
Claudia: Gives him to the barfing Tony. x3

[Note to readers: My posts do not reflect on my views. Thanks!]

[AnimatedC9000]

*meanwhile, the rescue party of 2 is now in the parking lot*

Caitlyn: *feeling dizzy* *moans*

Lips: *has been supporting her all this way* *lays her down* Caitlyn, this is insane! You should rest.

Caitlyn: *tries to stand up* No. We have to find Ailie and... *stumbles and falls to the cement...*

Lips: *... if Lips hadn't caught her in time* Listen, you helped the rescue this far. You deserve a rest. *kisses her cheek*

Caitlyn: But I have to continue! I feel a link-- I don't know what kind, but it's there-- and we need to get to Ailie!

Lips: ... *sighs* I'll help you to the bus and that's it. Then you take a rest. Promise?

Caitlyn: Whatever. Let's just hurry.

Lips: Right. *both of them make their way towards the Electric Mayhem bus...*

[Winslow Leach]

Tony emerges from restroom...

Tony: Okay...I'm...I'm feeling better now...sorry, I...

(spots Bunsen)

Tony: Gaaaaah!

(runs into restroom)

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: XD Sends Bunsen back to the room.
Better?

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: *carrying Ailie out of the bus* My little blood donor... <3 *runs off to hide in Tony's dorm* Um...yeah... O_o

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *blinks* *stands up* That's werid...

Lips: What is?

Caitlyn: The dizzy spell just... went away...

Meanwhile...

Marvin: *trying to sing "Masquerade" from memory*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *joins his other roomies in Tony's dorm* Hi Toooony... <333 *clings to his leg*

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: O_o There has to be some mistake!

Blind Pew: I zhink Tony put on ze perfume that waz in ze hallway...

Claudia: What do you mean?

Blind Pew: Neuter waz making for wife, you see?
Zo he stuupidly left it there....

Claudia: Tony...take a shower...right now...that stuff has people falling for you! O_o;

Blind Pew: Yez...*Clings to Tony*

Claudia: Particularly male muppets....O_O
PEW! D<

[Winslow Leach]

Tony: Hey Zoot, nice to see you too...um...can you please stop clinging to my leg now? I had seafood salad for dinner, and have already been to the restroom twice...not because of the seafood salad...because of...honeymelon there...I don't want to do a repeat performance.

And this "perfume," as you call it, isn't perfume. It's something Lefty sold me last week. I'm wearing it for the first time today...actually...where is that little--

[BeakerSqueedom]

Beaker: *Acts as a censor* MEEP!
Bunsen: Thank you, Beaker.
Claudia: >< No wonder everyone's been acting wierd!

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: I can't help it...you've got that certain appeal... <333

Dr. Teeth: O_o Lay off the man, Zoot. *hiding his fangs*

Ailie: *semi conscious* Wha--?

[Winslow Leach]

Yeah...weird...:shifty:

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *in the common room, laptop in lap* *types while humming "The Phantom of the Opera"*

Lips: *watching her* I can't believe you're doing this, Caitlyn.

Caitlyn: Lips, it's just a take on "The Phantom of the Opera".

Lips: Yeah, but when you "present" the idea, how are you going to cover for it?

Caitlyn: Simple. "My choir class has been watching 'The Phantom of the Opera' so much the past few days. I took a nap a while ago... and I woke up with this idea." *shows Lips her laptop, which currently has a Microsoft Word document in the top window* "The Vampire of the Muppet Dorms".

Lips: But--

Caitlyn: "It'll be a take of the classic story, only in this, Raoul and the Phantom are one character. There will be a slight change in the music: The style of the music will most likely change from classical to rock."

Lips: Still, they'll--

Caitlyn: "And while I was sleeping, I pictured the cast. Dr. Teeth as the Phantom... Ailie as Christine... with all the other roles, this idea might launch and become a huge hit!"

Lips: Caitlyn...

Caitlyn: Yes?

Lips: Don't actually try to sell this idea to other people... I don't want anybody getting ideas.

Caitlyn: What do you think the cover-up is for?

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: Eyes randomly snap wide.

Bunsen: Oh, suddenly I feel quite myself again.
I really, really don't understand what came over me, Mr. Tony...
A dreadful side-effect of that terrible scent.
Come along, Beaker.

Beaker: Meep?

Claudia: Giggly, she drags Ailie to her room for a pillow fight.

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: *takes Ailie back* Not yet, Claudia. She hasn't woken up yet.

Ailie: Ugh, no...I don't get math...leave me alone, cheshire cat...

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: It doesn't matter....*Slowly dragging her back*

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: Mine. O_O *yanks her away*

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: Mine! D<
*Kidnaps her and runs to her room*
*Locks the door*
*Cackles*
YAAHHHAAHEEEEHEEEEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
o_o....Um....>3

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *takes off headphones* Lips, can you check Tony's room to see if he knows anyone who can help with the score? I barely have anything...

Lips: ... *sighs* Okay. *gets up and walks towards Tony's dorm* *knocks on the door* Anybody in there? *sees Claudia* O_O ... Okay.

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *in drag* Hi Claudia. Does this skirt make me look fat?

Dr. Teeth: =P *snuggles Ailie*

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: Doc? Ailie? You guys in there? Caitlyn needs help on... a project.

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: Yeah...but we're...busy... =P *sucking the leftovers out of Ailie's bitemark*

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: Okay... What should I tell her?

Caitlyn: *humming "Music of the Night" while trying to think of suitable lyric changes*

[Winslow Leach]

Tony: Hey Lips, how are--

Lefty: YOU! (advances on Lips) I've been lookin' fer ya! It seems ta me dat I sold someone a new mouthpiece fer his trumpet...an' accordin' ta my records, dat someone hasn't paid me yet...dis was over a week ago!

Tony: Shut up, Lefty, he's probably here to pay you.

Lefty: It don't look like it!

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: I have no idea of what you're talking about, Lefty. I just came to ask for some help for Caitlyn's new project. She needs help with the score.

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: Tell her...uh...something. Meh. *ignores Lips and resumes sucking out the excess blood*

Ailie: *gasps softly*

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *hiding under bed holding a gun* Glad we borrowed this blunderbuss from the Chef...
Clifford: *also under the bed* Pretty lucky he had silver bullets, too.
Sam: *also under the bed* Are you certain that silver bullets are used to turn illegally immigrated vampires into good, old fashioned, decent, American vampires?
Ryan: About 76% sure...
Clifford: Did you know that 83% of all statistics are made up on the spot?
Ryan: I did not.
Sam: I still think that silver bullets were for werewolves...
Ryan: Well we can't be too safe either way.
Clifford: And besides, we've got Link holdin' a wooden stake.
Link: *also under the bed* *holds up a wooden steak* I wish you would've told me not to try and eat it.
Ryan: ...Right.
Clifford: Gonzo's sure been gone a long time...
Ryan: I'm sure he's fine. He's either still hiding from the vampires, or he's already been turned into one and is having the time of his life out there.
Clifford: Probably the second scenario.
Ryan: Most likely, yes.

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: <crawls through wall into Prawnie's room and under bed> Mind if I join you? We ran out of room in the piano.

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: IN the piano? Sheesh, no wonder you're trying to tune your roomies out!
Clifford: Awful.
Ryan: *ahem* You didn't happen to see Gonzo on your way over, did ya?

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Hey, Lips! Can you go see if Rowlf can help with the score?

Lips: Oh, look at the time, got to go! *walks to me* Where's Rowlf at?

Caitlyn: I don't know. *puts laptop in low power mode* I'll help you look.

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: ...I came through the wall. ...Oh, I guess that doesn't clarify, does it?

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: You came through the wall? ! Do you realize how many vampires you could let in with your--your big, gaping hole!
Clifford: Probably about one person at a time. She ain't that big.
Ryan: ...You could let in about one vampire at a time!
Sam: Unacceptable!

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *walking around with Lips, laptop under her arm* Wow, it looks like a ghost town out here.

Lips: I wonder where everyone else went?

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: Only if they were coming from my room, and there's only my dormies in my room, with the door locked and secured enough to keep the Swedish Chef in. There's nothing to worry about.
Robin: <crawls through hole> Lisa?
Lisa: <SHRIEKS!>

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: Mmm... *stops* O_O Vampires? *picks Ailie back up and slips back to their dorm to hide*

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: VAMPIRE! VAM-PI-RE!
Link: Aww, vampires are cute.
Sam: They are unAmerican!
Link: They're cute though...

[Winslow Leach]

Lefty: He...he...

Lefty tries to leave the room, but is held back by Tony.

Tony: Forget it.

Lefty: Da noive of dat guy! "I have no idea what you're talking about." Pah! I sold dat weirdo an autentic mouthpiece fer his horn, used by da legendary Glenn Miller...

Tony: Er...Glenn Miller played the trombone.

Lefty: I mean, how ungrateful can you--(double take) Whaaaaat?

Tony: Glenn Miller was a trombone player. Not trumpet.

Lefty: Oh. (beat) Ya sure?

Tony: Yeah, pretty sure.

Lefty: Ah. Trombone, trumpet, dere all da same...

Tony: Do you think you possibly sold that mouthpiece to another musician? One that maybe, I dunno, played the trombone?

Lefty: Maybe...I mean, dose musicians do kinda look da same...

A giant mallet, a la Monty Python, descends from the ceiling, knocking Lefty right on the noggin; Lefty crumples to the floor.

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: *Next to Prawnie* You hiding, too? XD
HI, LISA! XD

[TogetherAgain]

Robin: <scurries in and hides behind Lisa> Vampire? WHERE? I'm scared...
Lisa: <is hiding face in hands> <whispers> False alarm... Very squeaky false alarm... <blink> <double-take> Claudia? How... <blink> <looks at Prawnie> <whispers> Is your door locked?

[WhiteRabbit]

Lefty: He...he...

Lefty tries to leave the room, but is held back by Tony.

Tony: Forget it.

Lefty: Da noive of dat guy! "I have no idea what you're talking about." Pah! I sold dat weirdo an autentic mouthpiece fer his horn, used by da legendary Glenn Miller...

Tony: Er...Glenn Miller played the trombone.

Lefty: I mean, how ungrateful can you--(double take) Whaaaaat?

Tony: Glenn Miller was a trombone player. Not trumpet.

Lefty: Oh. (beat) Ya sure?

Tony: Yeah, pretty sure.

Lefty: Ah. Trombone, trumpet, dere all da same...

Tony: Do you think you possibly sold that mouthpiece to another musician? One that maybe, I dunno, played the trombone?

Lefty: Maybe...I mean, dose musicians do kinda look da same...

A giant mallet, a la Monty Python, descends from the ceiling, knocking Lefty right on the noggin; Lefty crumples to the floor.

Zoot: Not all musicians look the same, Lefty! For one thing...I'm much prettier than Lips! *shakes his head* I'm tired...time for bed.

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: Oomf, what a crowded bed... *blink* Never mind. Hi Claudia, welcome to... under the bed. Population: ...erm, I lost count.
Link: *pushes he way around to be next to Claudia* Hi there. I'm Link Hogthrob. I understand you're in need of protection from vampires.
Clifford: Here it goes again... Heh heh.
Ryan: *headslap* See what you've started, Lisa?

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: O-o Hello, Robin!
Don't worry I'm no vampire.
I'm just a figment of Lisa and Prawnie's imagination.
x3 They THINK I'm real...but I'm not.
Make sense? XD

Bunsen: Greetings, little Robin...
My, what are we hiding from?
Are we playing Hide & Seek? Oh, you sillies.

Beaker: *On top of Lisa* MEEP!

Blind Pew: *On top of Ryan* Zorry, leetle girl...

Claudia: O_O Well, uh, swill?
*Offers Link some*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *hears some of the chatter in the other dorms* The'yre hiding from vampires.

Lips: O_O But Caitlyn, what about-- er, you-know-who?

Caitlyn: *hushes Lips* *lowers voice* It'll be okay. We'll just reassure them that there are no blood-sucking vampires on the premises. Although... this does give me something new to add to the cover-up...

Lips: *lowers voice* Forget about the cover-up! forget about "The Vampire of the Muppet Dorms"! Right now, we've gotta hide!

Caitlyn: I'm not scared.

Lips: Caitlyn, you are one of the most courageous women I have ever met.

Caitlyn: *blushes at the comment* Aw, Lips... <3

[Winslow Leach]

Zoot: Not all musicians look the same, Lefty! For one thing...I'm much prettier than Lips! *shakes his head* I'm tired...time for bed.

Lefty: You're a musician?

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *underneath Pew* Lovely...
Clifford: *counting people under the bed*
Ryan: Don't do that... you might get Ed, Uncle D., and The Count up here... I don't think we can fit anymore.
Sam: *wedged between Lisa and Bunsen* We can not fit this many people here!
Ryan: Tell me about it...

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: *stroking Ailie's bitemark* Shoot! They're onto us... O_O We gotta split!

Ailie: *still in a daze* Hm? <3

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: And you think I started this? You're the one who got under the bed! I was in a piano, thank you very much.

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: THAT, my dear, is the key!
Clifford: Stop that!
Ryan: I don't even know how all these people got in here! The door is locked! Link locked it after he came back from the bathroom!
Link: ...Ohhh. Um-- *to Claudia* Excuse me for just a moment. *gest out from under the bed and goes to lock the door* There we go. *gets back under the bed*
Ryan: *mouth agape*
Sam: Disgraceful!

[BeakerSqueedom]

Blind Pew: Zyou don't smell like rozes either, but du you zee moi complain? I think NOT, Capitaine! Zilly girl.

Bunsen: What soft, fluffy feathers you have, Samuel!

Claudia: Guys, I would have hid underneath Bunsen's nifty desk...but I thought, why not spend my last few hours as a human with you guys, hmm?

Beaker: *Curls up into a ball on Lisa's back*
Mee meee meee.

Claudia: *Sees Link* O_o...Um...I have magical powers?
Maybe that's why I came in?

Bunsen: We used the teleporter, dear.

Claudia: OH YEAH!

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Should we even try to find the others? More likely than not, their either hiding in their own dorms or in Ryan's room.

Lips: O_o How--?

Caitlyn: Psychic? O_o *shrugs* Just a hunch.

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: ...<slowly buries forehead in hand> Prawnie... If I could reach you through all these people, I'd give you a nice reassuring pat on the shoulder. There's a few people in the way, but... I thought I'd just let you know.
Robin: It's not THAT crowded.

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: *breaking the locks* Hey guys! Mind if I join you? Scoot over, Bunsen! Mmm...I haven't taken a bath in 6 weeks! Oh...and I can assure you all that there is a real vampire, not counting the educational one, in the dorms and I know who it is!

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *groans as Chamberlain joins the group* Robin... you're pretty content over there in the corner, all by yourself... with no one on your back and no one's foot in your face. *shoves Link's foot out of the way*
Sam: Mister Bunsen, I implore you, please refrain from speaking to me. At all. Thank you.

[The Count]

*Lets all this nonsense silliness continue, as it'll all be over in three months time.
:batty: delivers small white boxes to Room #17. As Ailie is now a Senior Member, everyone in her party receives the exclusive Muppet Central Senior Member Kermit the Frog badges, silver lettering of the name of the person each is meant for on the collar points. There's even one for Fizzgig who has been noticeably absent since Ailie moved in with her new bandmates.

You people and your crazy episodes. *Shrugs and goes back to checking threads.

[AnimatedC9000]

Marvin: *looks under the bed* Do you mind in telling me what this is all about?

[TogetherAgain]

Robin: Sometimes it's good to be small.
Lisa: <sigh> I shoulda stayed in the piano.

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *crawling out from under Chamberlain's wing* Hi guys. *snuggles against Sam and falls asleep*

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bunsen: Hmph, why I never!
Quite unAMERICAN to reply in that manner...if I do say so myself.
Oooohh, you certainly bring the worst out of me.
*Pokes him*

Beaker: o_o *Is comfortable*
Meee meeee meee.

Bunsen: Miss Lisa, Beaker says you make a lovely bed.

Beaker: *Screeches* CHAMBERLAMEMEEP!

Claudia: GROSS!

[theprawncracker]

Sam: What do you think you are doing, Mister Zoot? Get off! Get off of me you sicko!
Ryan: Zoot... Marvin... hi... join us. We've got a plethora of room down here. Oh, and I can't feel my left leg. I might not have a nose anymore either.
Link: That stinks.
Ryan: I wouldn't know. No nose.

[AnimatedC9000]

Marvin: I do not know the meaning of this, but... *manages to squeeze under the bed* Scoot over!

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: *Sees Ryan* Michael Jackson? WHERE?

Blind Pew: *Slaps her*

Claudia: OW! D:...Oh wait...sorry...Ryan. *Puts his nose back on*

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: A nice bed? I've been told I make a nice pillow before, but not a nice bed. I must've graduated. Incidentally, I can't breathe.
Robin: I can! ...But I might not be able to much longer.
Lisa: Robin, I'm not even sure where you ARE anymore. Can't see you at all. But just pretend you're back in your egg, okay?

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *clings tighter* Zzzzz... <3

Chamberlain: And guess how long it's been since I changed this cloak? >=D

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: I can't see anything either.
Link: Oh no did you lose your eyes now?
Ryan: If I did... I can't see to tell.
Clifford: I think I've got someone else's nose.
Ryan: Oh good! You didn't have a nose!
Sam: *pushes Bunsen away from him as well* You, sir, know nothing of America. *graons at Zoot* *bangs on his head with wing*
Ryan: ...Does anyone smell something... It reeks of old Skeksis.

[AnimatedC9000]

Marvin: *to all under the bed* SHUT UP'A!
~~
Lips: I wonder where Gonzo is.

Caitlyn: Yeah... he's probably out vampire huntin', mot likely.\

Lips: Or hiding.

Caitlyn: That too.

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *pets Sam, drowsily* Pillow, be still.

Chamberlain: AHAHAHA! SUFFER!

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: Can someone hit Marvin for me? I have no clue where he is, but I hear him telling me to shut up, and last I checked I'm no Muppaphone.

[AnimatedC9000]

Marvin: *to Chamberlain* It is you who will suffer! *tries to get out mallets*

Muppaphones: *are scattered around under the bed*

[BeakerSqueedom]

Blind Pew: Leetle girl, zstop falling apart.
Yez, I'm incredibly handszome....
I do not blame you tuu mush...but, yez...
sztop it.

Claudia: Pew, he's not a girl!
He's a guy!

Blind Pew: Oh...no wonder I felt zomezing-

Bunsen: *Pushes him out of the bed*
I'm the last person you should ever tell that to!
Oh, Sam, if you look to your right...
*Uncharacteristically throws him out the bed*

Beaker: *Shocked*

Bunsen: Oh, my stars!
Did I do thhhhaaaatttt?

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *tries to roll over* *elbows Muppaphone* Oops.
Muppaphone: I'm used to it.
Clifford: *hits someone* Are you Marvin?
Link: *sniffs* Owie... my nose...
Ryan: *rolls eyes*
Sam: I sir, am no pillow! I may be made of the finest down feathers this side of the Mississippi River, but I am no common pillow.

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: Hello, Muppaphone. ...Incidentally, does anyone under here qualify as a monster? Because it seems to me that after tonight, kids should be worried about a much different sort of creature under the bed. Like crazed Muppet fans.

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bunsen: Agreed, Lisa.
Claudia: O_O....I'm fear itself, kiddies.

[The Count]

*:batty: Vampires unamerican? Vhy, we're practically an American institution!
Harry, if you mind...

*Explosion is heard rocketing Prawny's bed to smitherineeeees, scattering all the bunkmates about in haphazard manner.
:batty: Ah, that's better. That'll teach that egotistical eagle.

Hoo boy, better sort this out.
*With Uncle D's help, we cart everybody back to their rooms tucking all into bed.

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *explodes, landing in bed* *somehow also in pj's* ...Fiddle sticks.
Clifford: Doozer sticks?
Ryan: I don't know anymore...

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *placing his hand over his beak calmly* Shhhh... *snugs*

Outside...

Dr. Teeth: Don't worry, Ailie. O_o We'll come back here tomorrow when the vampire hunters aren't searchin' for us. *drives away with the girl*

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: <is carted back to own room next door> <blinks> ...<crawls into piano with Chef and Rowlf> <blink> Robin, when did you get here?
Robin: I crawled back through the hole when the Muppaphones got there.
Lisa: ...Wise of you. ...And lucky.
Rowlf: Are there still vampires out there?
Lisa: All I know is that I think Prawnie lost his bed and his nose.
Chef: ...<Nods gravely> Ya ga shmuu de hurgley.
Lisa: ...Sure.

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: *Crashes against Ryan's door, floating back to her room in pain* OH CRAP! OH!....OH!.....OH GOSH!...>< *Holding nose*

Bunsen: Thank you for opening the door for us!

Beaker: *Waves to Lisa and Ryan a goodbye*

Claudia: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *Crashes through her room's door*

Blind Pew: ZORRY, RYAN!

[theprawncracker]

Sam: *shifty eyes* Where am I? *spies saxophone on floor* *sees Zoot still cuddled next to him* NO! ! !

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: Aw, how cute... *ditches his narcoleptic roomie and Sam* =P

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: Did you hear something?

Caitlyn: *mimicks the explosin*

Lips: ... that's what I thought.

Marvin: *is in his bed, asleep*

Muppaphones: *are sleeping*

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: ...Roooooowlf?
Rowlf: Mm?
Lisa: ...I think my foot's stuck in the strings...
Rowlf: Don't worry 'bout it. I love an outta tune piano.
Lisa: ...But... I'm stuck.
Rowlf: That's okay.
Lisa: ...<blink>
Robin: Are we gonna sleep in the piano?
Chef: <snores>
Lisa: ...We shall always remember this as the night we almost turned into sardines.

[The Count]

*Popping in... :batty: Sardines? Please, you've been watching too many horror movies.
*Gently coaxes Lisa's tender ten little tootsies out of the strings and gets her back into bed.

*The one true vampire knocks on Room #15, directly above his own, to see if Caitlyn will post that dorms fic of hers and if she needs any help to quickly call on UD if necessary.

[theprawncracker]

Sam: ...Help... me...
Gonzo: *pokes head out from under Zoot's bed* Psst, Sam! Sam!
Sam: What do you want?
Gonzo: I'm here to save you!
Sam: I do not need your help.
Gonzo: *shrug* Suit yourself! Sleep well! *starts to leave*
Sam: ...Gonzo?
Gonzo: Yeeeees?
Sam: ...Help me.
Sam: I thought you'd never ask! *swiftly replaces Sam with a large 2x4* Done!
Sam: Thank you. But... why did you use a board?
Gonzo: I needed something just as stiff as you!

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *somehow in bed* ... Lips?

Lips: *at the window seat* Hmm?

Caitlyn: Go tell... whoever it is... thanks for the help offer.

Lips: All right. *walks over to me* Go to sleep, though. ou have tests in the--

Caitlyn: Tests! ? O_O

Lips: *sighs* Good night. *kisses her on the cheek*

Caitlyn: Good night... *tries to go to sleep*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Mmm...feathery... <3 *holds the board closer*

[Ruahnna]

Piggy: JUST chocolate chips, right? No other UEOs in there?
Ruahnna: Just chocolate chips, I promise. I already separated out Kermit's cookies. But what's a UEO?
Piggy: (rolling her big blue eyes) Duh. Unidentifiable edible objects.
Ru: (a little defensively) Well, I would rather they be edible and unidentifiable than identifiable and inedible. Besides, it seems to me you're a little picky for someone who regularly--
Piggy: (growling) Don't GO there!
Ru: Kisses a frog! Went there! Went there! Hah!
Piggy: (sniffing in disdain) Oh yeah? Well, enjoy the trip back. And for your information, there is nothing regular about it.
(Miss Piggy swept from the room while Ru thought grimly that it was likely to be the only sweeping Piggy ever did in room 20. Still, the thought of Piggy's flaming cheeks as she had exited the room was enough to make her roomie chuckle. After all--Ru suspected that Piggy was right about one thing. When she kissed Kermit, there was nothing regular about it at all)

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: ... can somebody tell me a story?

Lips: Wide awake now, huh?

Caitlyn: *nods*

Lips: ... I blame myself... I should've never mentioned... that thing...

Caitlyn: ... Why the next three days of torture? I like school, but... the other students... And where's the story?

Lips: Sleep. *kisses her again, this time on the lips*

Caitlyn: *starts to fall asleep*

Lips: *smiles*

[The Count]

*Sneaks in a copy of Swamp Call, Lisa's last known completed story under the door to Room #15.

:batty: retreats back downstairs, noticing the light on under the crack to Room #20. Hmmm, maybe an update'll be 4th-coming. Ed vanted to check something with her... Oh vell, que sera sera, what will R.I.P. will R.I.P.
*Descends into duldrums of slumber in his own bat-spread bedding.

[Katzi428]

Prairie:Oh my goodness!I wonder what's going on over there?
Well..all I know is that some people are stuck inside of the piano.So hopefully they'll be un stuck soon.
Prairie:I hope so. It costs a lot to get the piano retuned.
Rosita:Hey Prairie I have a joke for you...You know the difference between a piano and a fish?
Prairie:Nope...what's the difference?
Rosita: You can tune a piano...but you can't tuna fish!:D
Prairie:Oh good grief Rosita:rolleyes: You got that from Fozzie,right?
Rosita:No.My papi told it to me.He may have lost the feeling in his legs but he hasn't lost his sense of humor!
That was cute Rosita!
Rosita:Yeah..it was!

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: ...Hey Rowlf?
Rowlf: ...Mm?
Lisa: ...Think Ed's asleep?
Rowlf: ...Why?
Lisa: ...'Cause ever since I was s'posed to read that Mina Whatsit book I am soooo scared of vampires and I wanna get back the piano where I'm safe. <Shivers>
Rowlf: ...Count's a vampi-
Lisa: He's CREEPY! He- <makes random hand gestures> TEETH! <Shiver> OY that book's gonna haunt me forever.
Rowlf: ...<Sings> Here... in the middle of imagination...
Lisa: I'm gettin' back in the piano. <Does so> ...<gets out of piano> <locks door> <gets back in piano> Night!
Rowlf: ...<Looks at piano> Wonder if she'll get insomnia in there, too.

[BEAR]

Ernie: (peeking in Ryan's room) Oh boy! A slumber party! Come on, guys!

(the whole gang from room 29 pushes into the room)

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *is in bed, fully dressed for the day* *the lamp is on* I don't wanna go to school... Ten more minutes...

Lips: I know you had some problems getting to sleep last night, but you have to get ready. You have exams today.

Caitlyn: I am ready, and I'll pass those exams that I'm taking today!

Lipa: Well...

Caitlyn: Whatever. Feel free to come with me to school to see for yourself.

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *yawns* *blinks eyes open* *notices Big Bird asleep in the corner and all of Bry's other roomies spread around the room* *mouth falls open* *realizes no one else is awake* *grumbles* *gets out of bed and gets ready for school*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *puts shoes on while reading a book that she found on the floor* School's a drag, isn't it, folks? Now, where was I... ?

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: Boy I miss everything sometimes! I have got to be better about hanging around here
Wanda: Well from what I understand everyone was hiding out from some vampires or something like that last night
Beth: Hmm, maybe it's good that I wasn't here
Mokey: Vampires aren't scary, Count is a vampire
Abby: He's not scary, he's fun!
Beth: Very true. Oh well, anyone up for some breakfast?
Red: I don't think you need to ask this crowd twice!

[BeakerSqueedom]

Ryan: *yawns* *blinks eyes open* *notices Big Bird asleep in the corner and all of Bry's other roomies spread around the room* *mouth falls open* *realizes no one else is awake* *grumbles* *gets out of bed and gets ready for school*


Claudia: *Sleeping in his room in the corner* O_o...Pretend this never happened. You never saw my bedhair nor did you witness my embarrasing ducky pajamas....
*Swiftly runs out of his room*

Blind Pew: *Sleeping on Ryan's head*
Zyou are zo kind...mmm...yez...I wuld like a sock....

Claudia: *Comes back to get Pew*
Pew, you old fool! XD
Ryan's a GUY!
*Runs to her room*

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: ...Roooowlf...
Rowlf: ...Are you still in the piano?
Lisa: Uhhh-huh.
Rowlf: ...Stuck again?
Lisa: Uhhh-huh.
Rowlf: Still afraid of the vampires?
Lisa: ...<whimper>
Rowlf: You can't live in a piano, y'know.
Lisa: I know...
Rowlf: And all this running from your fear can't be too good of an influence for Robin.
Lisa: ...Hush, you.
Rowlf: So you don't want help getting out?
Lisa: ...That is NOT what I said.
Rowlf: So you DO want help.
Lisa: Please?
Rowlf: No problem.

[The Count]

*Uncle D, may I be of assistance? Just press the key hard and she'll come flying out. Same principle as when the little frog got stuck in the tuba that one time.
*Walks off.

If only someone would update their fics. *Deep sigh.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *typing on computer* I love today.

Lips: *oiling the valves of his trumpet* Why, because it's a half day?

Caitlyn: That, and I now have all three seasons of a certain show that are out now.

Lips: You have the first three seasons of The Muppet Show, Caitlyn?

Caitlyn: Yep. We went to Target, there was only one copy left of the first two seasons each. As a side effect, I can't get anything else until we go to Disney World in.. a week and a half.

Lips: We'll be staying with Ailie again?

Caitlyn: Now you've got it.

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: Hey guys, look what I finally got *shows them a DVD*
Red: Hey it's the Muppet Show Season Three!
Wanda: Oh cool!
Mokey: I know how much you've been wanting that
Abby: Hey, Fozzie is fuzzy *giggles*
Beth: Yep, it's a fuzzy cover. So, you want to watch?
*the girls shake their heads and then settle in for an afternoon of entertainment*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *wakes up to find the board still in his arms* Huh? O_o *sets it down and goes into the living room only to find Chamberlain playing GTA* Um...I guess the others still aren't back yet?

Chamberlain: Mmm...shoot! I lost again!

Zoot: *shrugs and goes into Ailie's room to mess around with her makeup for a lack of anything better to do* Am I Dee Snider or David Bowie?

Chamberlain: *from the other room* Rocky Horror night was so five months ago, Zoot. =P

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: Was that Zoot?

Caitlyn: *pauses DVD* I'll check. *takes off headphones and goes to the door leading to Ailie's room* Zoot, is that you?

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *talking to his reflection and flipping back his hair* Hubba hubba...who's that sexy little--AAAAAAAH! *falls into the bathtub* CAITLYN--THERE'S THIS THING CALLED KNOCKING--

Chamberlain: *snickers*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Sorry! The door was open! I didn't mean to interrupt anything!

[BEAR]

Ernie: Boy, that was some slumber party last night.
Bert: Still, I can't understand what everyone was so afraid of.
Ernie: Something about vampires.
Bert: That's silly.
(both turn around and see 2 of The Count's bats flying over head.)
Both: (Scream and run away) AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: Now we've got a werewolf, a vampire, and a drag queen. Why do I stay here?

Zoot: *rubbing the lipstick off on his sleeve* It's fine, I gotcha. What's on your mind?

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Nothing much. We're just trying to pass the time by watching some episodes of "The Muppet Show". Want to join us?

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Sure. Just give me a sec, okay? *starts rubbing off the rouge as well*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Are you sure you don't want me to paint your nails? I could clear-coat them if you'd like.

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: They...sorta...already are. *showing her his hand, the nails are blood red*

Chamberlain: *rolls on the floor* Wait until I tell Janice about this!

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: You don't. *shoves Chamberlain in a closet and locks the door leading inside* There, now he won't interrupt anything else.

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Like I care. Go ahead.

Chamberlain: Mwahahaha...

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Okay. *leads Zoot to my room* Season 1's on the laptop, Season 2's on the TV, and Season 3 is on my portable DVD player. So, what'll it be?

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *shrugs* Anyone of them is good. =) *stares at his reflection in the computer screen, some of the lipstick is still leftover* O_O Shoot. *rubs it fast, trying to get rid of it before Lips can see*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Okay, then. *removes headphones from laptop* We start with the first episode from each season. *to Lips* All set?

Lips: Ready when you are!

Caitlyn: All right. "The Muppet Show" on in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...

*the Juliet Prowse (Season 1, on the laptop), Don Knotts (Season 2, on the TV), and Kris Kristofferson & Rita Coolidge (Season 3, on the portable DVD player) episodes start to play simultaneously*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: O_O Am I really that bald?

Chamberlain: *from his closet* And ugly? =P You bet.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Shut it, turkey brain. We don't need the commentary. As for the two of you, keep on talking and commenting. *is holding a video camera* I'm recording this for future generations.

Lips: O_o A little sudden, huh hon?

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *cocks his head at the camera* O_o ....o_O

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Sorry, just felt like doing that. It's not even on. ^_^; *puts the camera away*

Lips: So, when are Ailie and the others coming back?

Caitlyn: Marvin had to go get something. I don't know about Ailie and the Doc.

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: They haven't been around since last night...I hope they're okay.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Me too. I hope Doc doesn't go out on a blood-drinking spree.

Lips: I just hope that Ailie doesn't turn into a vampire herself.

Caitlyn: Speaking of vampires...

Lips: Oh no, not again...

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: I don't care if they still are as long as they come back. Being stuck with Chamberlame is so depressing and boring. -_-

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: I imagine such...

Lips: Hey, why don't you spend the night with us in case Ailie and Dr. Teeth don't make it back tonight?

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Well, sure...thanks, you guys. I'm sure they'll be back soon, though. At least, I hope...

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: We do too, man.

Caitlyn: We can only hope that, wherever they are, they're all right.

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *nods solemnly*