Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: Baby, baby, come over here!
I promise you won't cry a tear.

Perhaps you may feel something crawl--fear?
Don't give me that leer...

Pets her boyfriend mop, admiring its sloppily spray-painted face, as she tips it over. <3

Alan--pardon--Mr. Rickman, should you reconsider...
<3 I'm available....yes.

Beaker: CLAUDIAMEEEP!

Claudia: Snaps out of her sleep.
O_O DANG IT! MA, I KILLED DAH GATOR THIS TIME---WITH A SPOON!

Beaker: O_o;

Claudia: Dude, whatchu lookin' at?
I be dah gangsta, homes...
I am dah monsta here...
Hiccup.
See? That was BADAS-
Censor. Blurry image (shamelessly stolen from one of Rabbits old posts).

Bunsen: Oh, great to have you back, dearie!

Claudia: Cut the crud...
I'm....holding...a mop...?
O-o

Composta: Come on, Pumpkin.

Dr. Van Neuter: No, ED! PLEASE! NOOO! SHE'S A DISASTER!
EVERYTHING SHE TOUCHES TURNS INTO CRA-
I PROMISE I WON'T EAT THE BARBECUE....AGAIN! PLEAAASSEEE!
Is dragged slowly away.

[The Count]

*Stands outside our door. By VN and Composta, pleasure to have you room with us while the little monster was away.
Fughetta: Mmm, I believe it's time for this ghost to return to her old haunt as well.
UD: We shall miss your melodious tones at the organ.
Count: Twas a delight to have your presence darken our door madam.
*Both bid her adieu as gentlemen should.

Off to rework part of my characters fic! And nag Claudia for hers!
*Nag nag nag... *Poke poke poke.

[The Count]

Hmmm... Wonder what everybody's up to today.
Count and Uncle D and I are enjoying a breakfast of fluffy peanut butter waffles with sweet syrup drizzled above, just a sprinkling of black sugar here and there.

Maybe der Squeekums can help me with some characters from Beetlejuice.
UD: Ah yes... That cinematic classi.
Count: Didn't Slug send you some descripts?
Me: Yes, and I thanked him for it. But it seems sis has been holding out on me, fan of both the movie and the animated series like we are ourselves.
*Relaxes in his chair and takes another swig of iced tea Crystal Light before slicing his next bite.

:insatiable: :hungry:

[Katzi428]

coming in the door and wiping my forehead.Whew! Glad that's over with!:)
Rosita:Glad what's over with,Kathy?
Physical therapy. No more! No mas! Finito! My last session was today.:D
Prairie:Hey...that's great Kathy! But wrinkling her nose What's that smell?It smells like chocolate.Did you buy yourself chocolate to congratulate yourself on being through?
laughing a bit. I wish,Prairie. It's an exercise band taking it out of my pocket I need to use it to exercise my legs 3 times a week. So although I don't need to go to therapy anymore ,I still need to do stuff at home.
Rosita:Well,we'll make sure you do.;)

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
Which character do yah need help with, babe?
If it isn't haunter help, then I got you an offer you just can't refuse. This ain't Lefty, ha, I promise yah...
Wriggles eyebrows.

I'm too handsome to be a pickle.
Sits on Eddie's shoulder (was zapped by a shrink ray), looking very much like the Beetlejuice wonder. Puts on false yellow teeth as she grins.
Need me to exterminate humans?
Anyone in particular?
HA! I can do that for you...
If you...
Looks around cautiously.
...say my name three times.

Composta: I no like this Lydia wig, Beakiesqu-

Dr. Van Neuter: Don't say her name, love! O_O

Composta: Thank you, Pumpkin.

Claudia: ERRRRRGGGHH! SHUT UP!
I'm tryin' to...
Lunges out to tackle composta, but ends up falling into a teacup.
O_o WHAT TH-
LEMME OUTTA HERE! >/
I'm calling my LAWYER!

[BeakerSqueedom]

Blind Pew: Runs out of Rabbit's room.
ZHAT TERRIBLE...HORRIBLE!
PLACE! TERRIBLE! PIN THE TAIL ON ZE PEW?
X/

[The Count]

*In our room... *Reminded of when Claire was tricked into saying her name thrice.

In this room...
In this gloom...
I encant now...
The lot of doom.

It is my choice...
So hear my voice...
Ghostly haunting I now turn loose...

*Camera shows Ed's full pasty face:
Beakiesquce.
*Camera closes in to show Ed's face with more attentive detail.
Beakiesquce.
*Camera pulls in so only Ed's lips are seen.
Beakiesquce!

Ha! Now there's a movie I love. Just like Poltergeist, I've seen it 666 times. And it keeps getting funnier... EVERY! TIME! I SEE IT!
:batty: :scary:

Yes Clauds, I do need help. Seems Slug hinted you were holding out on me fan-wise?
*Now dressed like Boris Toedeeth.

If you would be so kind child, PM me descripts of Lydia in her richly reddened *r's rolling off his tongue phonetically* wedding dress and Ms. Juno's receptionist a Miss Argentina I believe.

Now then, let the haunt begin!

Count and UD clap hands welcoming the frightly makeover, maybe this promises to be a bit of fun as we all leap into Doomie with Clauds at the wheel.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: SPRING BREAK! SPRING BREAK! SPRING BREAK! *runs around her dorm*

Zoot: Spring break?

Ailie: SPRING BREAK!

Chamberlain: *underneath his bed* Spring break... X_X*gets poked*

Dr. Teeth: SPRING BREAK! =D

Ailie: *calmly* Yesh, I totally agree with you, m'love. <3 *celebrates*

[The Count]

*Bats spread the April showers and bootiful blooming May flowers to my forum friends. *There's one with a magenta daisy and a few ginger snaps for Kathy, her kitty and mine now sisters-in-paw; a hibiscus flower and macaroons for Lisa, purple pansy and lemon bars for Ryan, a hippieish sunflower and honey sesame seeded squares for Bryan, a white rose with little red blood/paint dripping for Ailie along with some ladyfingers, an orchid and coffee chocolate chips for Bethy, bright peonies and toffee pieces for Erin, and of course a lovely corsage with nothing but love and a stack of crunchy chopped chip/nut Neeman Marcus cookies for Clauds.

:flirt: :cool: :hungry:

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
=3 C-c-c-cookies...
Glomps Eddiekins.
Hands him a bouquet of baby's breath (my favorite flower). :3
<3
Thank yoooouu!
Pins on the Corsage.
Devours cookies.

Eddie, you inspired me to give a trait to one of my most favorite characters (Lady).
<3 I may rewrite her little bio.

I will give you the descript tonight, as I've much to do. =)
But I promise to give yah it--not a day later--now. :)

[The Count]

Ooh! *Takes baby's breath and puts it in the flowerbox's plots.

You might want to check my own thread as I reworked #8. Thinking of reworking #14 too, hope it's not too much trouble to ask you for the descripts from Beetlejuice requested above.
*Snubs Claudidda. *Meep 3.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: Thanks for the rose, Count! It's pretty. ^_^

Chamberlain: Mm...and I'll be taking it! *snatches it from her and scrapes the blood off*

Ailie: O_O Wha--? ;_;

Dr. Teeth: *decks Chamberlain so hard that his beak flies off and out the window* *gives the flower back to Ailie* =)

Ailie: <33333

Zoot: *looks for one outside to give to Janice*

[Erine81981]

Hey Allie. You were awsome on the MuppetCast the other night. I loved your Animal. Keep up the good work and hope to hear more.

Herry: So have you heard from your necie?

Not yet. Her party was today but her birthday was on wensday but i'll hear back from her soon. Come on. Let's go and watch that new show. "The Moppet Family."

Herry: Oh yea. Almost forgot about that show.

We both run into our room and fly to the couch and turn on the TV.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: Thanks, Erine. =)

Chamberlain: *adjusting his mouth back on* Well, I for one, thought it was terrible. =P

Dr. Teeth: -_- *knocks off Chamberlain's beak with his fist again*

[Katzi428]

*Bats spread the April showers and bootiful blooming May flowers to my forum friends. *There's one with a magenta daisy and a few ginger snaps for Kathy, her kitty and mine now sisters-in-paw

:flirt: :cool: :hungry:
Both Gaffer and I both thank Fatatita and mew Ed.*smile*
And headbonks from Gaffer

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia snickers loudly, positioning an old-fashioned cannon towards Pew's ship, before lighting it.

Claudia:
Largo al factotum della citta.
Presto a bottega che l'alba e gia.
Ah, che bel vivere, che bel piacere
per un barbiere di qualita!

Ah, bravo Figaro!
Bravo, bravissimo!
Fortunatissimo per verita!

Blind Pew: Zyou dare rebel against my awszome power, yes?

Claudia: Pour lui tu t'abille tout les jours tres bien
Pour lui tu te reveilles tot le matin
Bonjour c'est l'amour!

Bonjour!
Prison de ma vie, bonjour!
Ma vie c'est finì, bonjour!
Prison de ma vie, bonjour!
Je ne veux plus dir bonjour!

Blind Pew: Zyou inzolent leetle buuger!

Claudia: NYEEERR NEEEEEYYY!

Bunsen: Stop! Desist!

Blind Pew: Zay goodnight, my pet!

Claudia: ...Do..do I have to go to sleep? ;_;

Beaker: Idiot, meep.

[Erine81981]

As me, Herry, Grover, Bruce and Murray head off to bed a voice from behind a hole in the wall. We hear a small little voice which reveals a mouse.

Mouse: Muppet Dorms has been brought to you by the letter "W" for whoopie, whip and others funny "W" words and Also by the #6as in six little mice sleeping in their beds. Muppet Dorms has been a proudution of the Muppet Central Forms. Good night out there in dreamy dream land. *a little mouse door shuts behind Mouse*

[tvlistingman]

PETER: It's Spring Break, so what should we do?

ZOE: Why don't we go to the pool for swimming

BABY BEAR: And Have Burgers and Fries

LITTLE BIRD: And Rent a video

PETER: IT's SPRING BREAK!

[The Count]

Well... Got about two-thirds of my homework done, got two of my previously featured haunters redone to where I'm satisfied with them, all that's left now is to hear from Squeaky-Weaky as to that requested descript from Beetlejuice. Dang, I'm :hungry:!

*Gets the phone and dials out for dinner not sure of what to have.
Any suggestions Claudia of the nine fics and the non-update of doom?

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *paces back and forth, wondering what to do*

Chamberlain: *pushes her into a wall as he strolls out of his closet for the first time since the night before*

Ailie: Meh. -_- *pushes Chamberlain out a window*

Zoot: Zzzz--wha?

Ailie: Nothing. I'm just wicked bored. Let's go down to the pool.

Zoot: But I hate the pool...

Ailie: Maybe Janice'll be there...

Zoot: =) You were saying?

Outside, Chamberlain is clinging onto a tree branch.

Chamberlain: Oh, when I get down from here... >_>

Dr. Teeth: You belong in a tree, Chamberlain. You're a nut. XP

Ailie: XD

[Katzi428]

Prairie: 17..18...19...19. and a half.....
Prairie!panting
Prairie:Heehee.Sorry Kath. OK...20. You're done.handing me a glass of waterYou OK? Drink that slowly & take some deep breaths.
after doing as Prairie said Yeah..I'm fine.Whew...doing these exercises at home is as hard as doing them when I'm at physical therapy. I'm just glad I don't have to go there anymore.
Prairie:Well,don't think that Rosita and I are letting you off the hook,missy.You'll exercise 3 times a week. But we'll give you a break tomorrow.;)
Thanks a lot Prairie...really kind of you!:rolleyes:

[BeakerSqueedom]

She emerges from the bubbly jaccuzi, a grin visible on her lips, as she looks around innocently. She cackles as she sees an innocent Pew pass by in his messy robes.

Pew: I hear a laugh!

Claudia: >< Thinks, I'm an idiot.
Slowly, carefully pops back into the bubbly water.

Pew: Come out, come out, wherever you are!
Nyeeheheheee!

Claudia: Makes a trademark crocodile growl from underwater--if possible.

Pew: AYIIEEE!
Looks around, frightened.

Claudia: Growls even louder.

Bunsen: In a labcoat.
Oh, Claudia, you're so silly!
Giggles.

Claudia: Eyes wide.

Pew: Ohhhh....iz ze leetle girl, eh?
Zyou had me fooled!
Takes out his sword.

Claudia: Swims out of the water and runs for her young life.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
I AM SORRRYYYY! SORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRY, I TELL YOU!

Pew: Come back here, zyou oversized cheeesebuugeeerr!

Claudia: CHEESEBURGER!

Pew: Gets even more furious.
ZYOU DARE CORRECT ME?

Claudia: MOMMAAAAA!
;_; Running around the pool area.

Beaker: Accidently tosses his towel to the side.

Claudia: The same towel clings to her face.
Who turned off the SUN? YEEE!

Bunsen: Covers mouth in shock.
Oh, dear.
What have I done?

Dr. Van Neuter: Well, you endangered Claudia by--

Composta: He get it, sweetie.

Bunsen: Dear, take it off!

Claudia: PERV!

Dr. Van Neuter: No, you idiot!
TAKE OFF...THE TOWEL!

Claudia: O_o AHHH! IT'S SUCKING MY FACCE--
Falls into the pool.

Pew: She walked ze plank, yes?
Bows head.
Takes off his hat in her honor.

Dr. Van Neuter: To the idiot.

Bunsen: Cheers.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *enters the pool area with her roomies among the chaos* Claudia's taking her--AAAAAAAAH! <3 *rushes over to see*

Dr. Teeth and Zoot: O_O *follows*

Ailie: Oh, you tease...I thought it was for real. ;_; XD *jumps in the pool after pulling off her jeans and shirt she's wearing over her onepiece*

Zoot: *tans*

Ailie: *attempts to flip her hair back in slow motion like Ariel and gets hit in the eyes* ACK! X_X

Dr. Teeth: O_O *gets shoved into the pool by Chamberlain*

Chamberlain: >=D

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: Who's takin' it off? O_O
Searches.
I knew Alan Rickman was gonna consider my offe-

Her roomies: Staring disdainfully.

Claudia: Oh...me? :3
Later. <3
For now...I...
Sees Ailie flip her hair.
Her eyes get wide and sparkly--until Ailie's hair slaps her in the eyes. XP
Ouch. ><
That happens to me, too.

Bunsen: Oh, my.
Takes his seat.

Beaker: Floats along the water on a floaty, sipping a soda.
Meeee...


Composta: <3 Ailie pretty.

Pew: Drags Chamberlain. <3

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *grins at Composta* Me used to it Claudia...

Chamberlain: Blind Pew! <3 You beast!

Zoot: *gags and then turns over to lie on his stomach* That's about as charming as Meet the Feebles...

Dr. Teeth: *clings onto Ailie, shivering*

Ailie: *clings back* <3

[The Count]

*In our room... *In a bit of bliss listening to the rainstorm outside with intervals of thunder. *Listening to what's going on in the pools thanks to my spies... *Puts up a small photo of Ariel on the bulletin bat board on the wall behind my computer console, she's one of my cartoon crushes.

Wonder how long Beth and Squeaks will take in finding out I changed a couple of the haunters in that thread. Maybe I should start on that next one... Then again, there's a question I'd like to ask.
*Goes to Facebook and leaves the question for my MC friends who have fluff friend pets to answer.

[The Count]

*Another bat leaves a few more April shower booquets... Kate gets a drowning violet with a pack of cinnamon powdered sugar cookies, and for Christine a floating water lily with some cinnamon iced opera cakes.

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: I've got one on Jem... *blush*

Ailie: No way, Zoot! She's mine! You're supposed to be pining over Janice, remember?

Zoot: I do...I'm a torn soul... ;_;

Dr. Teeth: *tries to climb out of the pool*

Chamberlain: *pushes the keyboardist's head under the water* Down, Simba. =P

[The Count]

*Cringes at that. You have your phobias... And hey, aren't we allowed as many crushes as our fickle mind shifts too? Some of mine might fright others to think, well, we'll not go into that.

*Pins up another photo of Josie and the original Daphne Blake.
*Falls asleep in bed staring at the poster of Autumn, my doll.
Man I miss Kermie's Girl... We need an update and like soonish!
:sleep:

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: <3 I have a shameless crush on Alan Rickman. <3

Dr. Van Neuter: Throws a rolled up Alan Rickman poster.
Fetch, girl! FETCH!

Claudia: ALAN! I'M COMING, MY LOVE!

Alan Rickman poster: Roll away...ROLL AWAY!
It says in a squeaky voice.

[MuppetGirl85]

Christine is reading comfortably in the chair near the window, dressed in everyday casual clothes and nearly ready to get changed. Suddenly there is heard a fluttering right by her seat, nearly inaudible, but just loud enough that she looks up then turns her head.

Placido: ¡Christine, mira! *points to a small black shape hovering over the endtable*

One of the Count's bats is leaving something on the endtable for her, but its mere appearance startles her greatly.

Christine: WAAAAAAAAIIIIIIII! O.O *the book goes flying from her hands and, in her attempts to get away from the bat, the chair tips sideways onto the floor* OW!

Nelson: *appears in the doorway, a towel wrapped around his waist, just after the bat has flown away* I say, I just came from the showers and I heard screaming! What on earth is going on?


Christine: *laying on her side, still in the chair even though it is now sideways on the floor* A bat just flew in here and startled me, so...yeah. >_<

Jeanette: *hurries to the doorway, having followed her beloved Nelson there* Goodness me, whatever happened to you-oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo? Nelson, is there anything we should do-oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo?

Nelson: *answers in his strong baritone singing voice* I propose we--

Christine: *interrupts before Nelson gets any farther* An ice pack would be nice. My head is killing me. *puts a hand up to the side of her head* ><

Placido: But look, ¡qué sorpresa! *goes over to the endtable and finds the April shower bouquet, consisting of a floating water lily and cinnamon iced opera cakes* They are from Señor Eduardo, in Dorm #1!

Christine: Ice, please? I'll have a look later; I'm sure the water lily is pretty, though. *makes a mental note to send a thank-you to Ed and his dormmates in Room #1*

Nelson: Never fear, Miss Christine! I'll return with an ice pack shortly! *hurries off, still clad in naught but a towel, to retrieve an ice pack from the first-aid kit stored in the common room of the basement level*

[Fragglemuppet]

*about to go to bed, stumbling out to the bathroom* Hey, what's this? Awww, I love violets! Wow, cookies? Cool! I'm sure Ed left these; I'll have to remember to call him and thank him in the morning.
Well, I guess I'm going to do tonight's sponsors then. What fun! Today was brought to you by the letter V for vi-o-let, *holds up violet*, and by the number, *counts cookies* 4. Muppet College Dorms is a production of the Muppet Central Forums. Good night everyone!

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *sneaks out of his dorm early and goes outside to pull up a sunflower in the back* Man, this was the biggest one I could find, I hope Janice likes it... *tiptoes back inside and freezes in the hallway, his nervousness suddenly tripling* Now if only I had the guts to give it to her. O_O Come on, man, don't blow it...oh, I can't feel my legs...

[Beakerfan]

Janice: *walking down the hall* Like, hi Zoot! How are ya? Like, that sure is pretty flower you've got there!

Alex: *puts on her bikini and sneaks down to the pool for an early morning swim*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: O_O Oh, Janice--I'm...fine--you--do you really like it? *hands it to her quickly* Because it's for you. *smiles nervously and then hurries back to his dorm*

[Beakerfan]

Janice: Like, wow.... *smiles and carries her flower into her room*

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *gasping* I think she liked it...maybe she likes me...

Ailie: Doesn't she already? =)

Zoot: *softly* You know what I mean... O_O

Chamberlain: HA! Why would she like a narcoleptic drip like you? Besides she's Floyd's...

Dr. Teeth: *shoves Chamberlain into a wall* Don't listen to him, man. It's not like she's married, I say you ask her out! =D

Zoot: O_O *faint*

[theprawncracker]

Camilla: *running around the dorm clucking as loud as she can*
Gonzo: *running around the dorm room banging a wooden spoon against a pot*
Clifford: *cranks up boombox as high as it'll go*
Link: *turns up TV as loud as it'll go*
Sam: *barges into room* *shouts something that can't be heard* *looks around* *goes to bang on Ryan's room door*
Ryan: *says something to Sam* *looks around* *says something else to Sam*
Sam: *says something to Ryan in a very flustered, yet completely unheard frequency*
Ryan: *holds up Physics textbook* *turns to the chapter on "Sound"*
Sam: *reads over it* *says something else to Ryan that can't be heard*
Ryan: *shrugs* *goes back into room*
Sam: *looks around* *groans*

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: *shouting into a megaphone* I LOVE HOW CONSIDERATE OUR NEIGHBORS ARE!

Ailie: Aw, let 'em have their fun, pigeon. XP

Zoot: Oh, Janice...I wish they all could be California girls... *wakes up* Oh, great.

Dr. Teeth: Sleep well, Casanova? =D

Zoot: Zip it... -_-

Dr. Teeth: So this is love...mmm-mmm-mhm...

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: O_o Mine? Mine? *Pecks at the floor*

Dr. Van Neuter: I cannot believe this!
This little pill...turned her into a seagull?

Bunsen: I wish it wasn't true!
I'd be an outright liar if I said something otherwise...

Beaker: Meee...

Composta: Carries Claudia happily--almost child-like.
Me likie the birdie...

Dr. Van Neuter: Anger washes away as his beloved seems entertained with the stupid bird, known as Claudia.
Melonhead, you've done something right for once!
=3

Bunsen: Faints.

[Katzi428]

Prairie: So how was your celebration at home with your family & friends?
It was OK,thanks.
Rosita:Just OK? Amiga When it's your birthday,you act like a little kid!Not that there's anything wrong with that.;)
Yeah...true. Just some stuff that kind of ruined it for me today.
Prairie:Want to talk about it?
Well..I didn't get to sleep til 3 this morning because one of my cats was growling at another of my cats. It got to the point where I kicked the growling cat cat out of my room.:rolleyes:
Rosita:Ooh...I hope you didn't hurt her by kicking her!
Figure of speech Rosita. Then some other stuff happened. But at least I got to bring my dessert home for overyone to share.It's called...and I think Ed,Uncle Deadly & the Count will get a kick out of the name..Death By Chocolate!:hungry:
Prairie:Sounds delicious!
Rosita:Si!
Let me go see if anyone wants any.

[Winslow Leach]

Lefty: Aw, come on, Mr. Toitle!

Mr. Turtle: Quit pestering me, you annoying little man!

Lefty: It'll just take tirty seconds of yer time...an' I'll take 80...no, 85 poicent...on accounta yer family...out of yer oynin's.

Mr. Turtle: Sir, I am at an age where I can pick and choose any project and role I want. How dare you even think I would demean myself by speaking that asinine tripe you wrote. I have been in everything from Shakespeare to Ibsen to Chekov to Shaw to O'Neill to O'Casey to Hellman to Osborne to Pinter, amongst others.

Lefty: What made dose friends of yers any more special dan me? What, did dat Shakespeare fella take youse out fer a root beer float or sometin'? 'Cause if he did--

Mr. Turtle: Need I remind you of some of the wonderful actors I have had the extreme pleasure of sharing the stage with? Olivier, Gielgud, Richardson, Anderson, Redgrave, Patrick Stewart--

Lefty (double take) You did a play with Captain Picard?

Mr. Turtle: Er...yes...several, actually...Anthony Hopkins...the young fellow who played Screech on "Saved By the Bell"...there is no way you will have me shell myself out for Turley's Turtle Flakes...what the deuce is a Turley anyway?

Lefty: SHHHHHHHHHHHHH! He's da guy what concocted da special formula...

Mr. Turtle: What's in it?

Lefty: I dunno...it's a special formula.

Mr. Turtle: Well, unless it tastes like beluga caviar, it shall never pass my lips.

Lefty: Aw, c'mon...he promised me dat if youse did da commercial, he'd give youse a year's supply fer free.

Mr. Turtle: Oh. Goody.

Lefty: Mr. Toitle, don't lemme hafta beg...

Mr. Turtle: Go away, son, you bother me!

Lefty: All right...youse leave me no choice!

Lefty picks up a protesting Mr. Turtle, and hurries out of the room.

[redBoobergurl]

Abby: Beth?
Beth: Yeah?
Abby: Kathy said her birthday was just ok yesterday. We should throw her a party and make it better!
Beth: Hmm, I suppose we could do that.
Red: I'll call Prairie and see what she thinks
Mokey: Good idea, they might already have something planned.
Beth: With how little I've been here lately there could've been a party yesterday for all I know. *laughs*
Red: *on phone*: Hi Prairie? Were you and Rosita going to have a party for Kathy?

[Katzi428]

Abby: Beth?
Beth: Yeah?
Abby: Kathy said her birthday was just ok yesterday. We should throw her a party and make it better!
Beth: Hmm, I suppose we could do that.
Red: I'll call Prairie and see what she thinks
Mokey: Good idea, they might already have something planned.
Beth: With how little I've been here lately there could've been a party yesterday for all I know. *laughs*
Red: *on phone*: Hi Prairie? Were you and Rosita going to have a party for Kathy?
Prairie:You know...that sounds like a good idea! She just seemed sodown when she came back here last night. And knowing Kathy as long as I have,that's really not like her.There's only a bit of that Death by Chocolate left over.I know that it wouldn't fill everyone.So Rosita and I will work on getting a special cake for her.Uhoh....Kath's back. Check in with you later,Red.Bye!hanging up phone
Hi Prairie...who was that?
Prairie:Wrong number.
Wrong number?Well you seemed to be having a good conversation with whoever it was.;) Now c'mon...fess up.
Prairie:Well...I.....it's a surprise,OK?
laughing OK.I'll leave it at that. Hey...you don't mind if I turn on a Sha Na Na CD my friend burned for me,do you?
Prairie:Not at all!I need to go out, anyway. Grease for peace Kath!:cool:

[The Count]

*Finds the new Muppet Central wiki... *Joins... *Loses time updating and adding information, if possible. *Sends out invites to the rest of the dorms and other forum friends to join.

Now when am I gonna find time for... :batty:

[redBoobergurl]

Red: Ok, Prairie said she'd get a cake, I'll get the pool area all set up and we'll have us a great party!
Mokey: Oh how wonderful! Everyone should feel good on their birthday, or day after as this case may be
Wanda: I can take Abby with me and go shopping for a present
Beth: Great idea. Did Prairie and Rosita need anything else?
Red: They didn't say so, but I'm sure they'll let us know. I'm going down to the pool to clean it up a bit.
Beth: I'll come too, we can start decorating.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *wrapping up a plate of cupcakes*

Chamberlain: Ooh... *reaches over to take one and gets swatted by Ailie* HEY!

Ailie: *in a soft voice* These are for Kathy, so hands off. =P

Zoot: *enters the kitchen, dressed in a sharp suit and accompanied by a small band playing jazzy music* How do I look?

Ailie: Very cute, Zoot. Are you going to ask Janice out soon? =)

Zoot: *shoos the muppets away and starts fidgetting with his tie* Y-yes. I hope she thinks the same...

Ailie: She will. Just be yourself. ; ) Hey, d'you want to take these over to Kat's dorm with me?

Zoot: Sure.

Ailie: By the way, where's my boyfriend?

Chamberlain: He's totally not tied up and locked in my closet if that's what you were going to suggest. Mmm...

Ailie: O_O ...you know what? I'll deal with you later...come on, Zoot. *leaves for the other dorm*

[Katzi428]

Prairieslipping notes under everyone's doors
PARTY TONIGHT!
For who? Kathy
Why?: Her birthday!(slightly late but a late party is better than no party than all right?
Where?:The pool (so wear your swimsuits if you want)
Pizza & drinks will be provided. Bring presents if you can (I know it's last minute...sorry.)
RSVP Red Fraggle's room.DO NOT RSVP Room 6!(Kathy is VERY sneaky

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *whispering* Prairie, can you take these? My dorm'll be there for sure. ;) *hands her the plate, hastily and then takes Zoot by the arm to hide*

[Katzi428]

Ailie: *whispering* Prairie, can you take these? My dorm'll be there for sure. ;) *hands her the plate, hastily and then takes Zoot by the arm to hide*
Prairie whispering backGotcha Ailie..thanks!The party's not til tonight though.So you don't need to hide yet.:)

[redBoobergurl]

Red: Woo-hoo, party! I'm so excited for tonight!
Beth: I hope Wanda and Abby get back with a present for Kathy soon!

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: xD All right. *drags Zoot back to the dorm*

Zoot: But, Ailie, what about J--

Ailie: You'll see her soon. Come on. *once they're back in the dorm* We're so playing a song for Kat later.

Dr. Teeth: *taping Chamberlain to the wall* Definitely, baby. =)

Chamberlain: Mmph. >_>

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: Get yo freak on!
Breakdances oddly.
Tonight there is a party...
and guess who's coming...
and this time I won't be tardy...

Leedeeedooddoo! XP YEY KATHY!

[Katzi428]

Rosita fanning herselfOoh...it's been so hot lately! I think we should go to the pool tonight.
I don't really feel hot.Seems kind of cool to me.
Prairie:Kathy..are you kidding?It's REALLY hot out there! C'mon..let's go to the pool.Go change into your suit.We'll wait for you.
But...
Prairie:No buts...go!
:rolleyes: OK...OK...have it your way.
Rosita: Smart idea to get her up to the pool,but how are we going to get her presents up there?
Prairie:I have them hidden under my bed. We'll go a few feet & I'll say I forgot something.Then I'll meet you guys upstairs.
Rosita:Ah...good idea!
coming out of my room OK...let's go!
We head upstairs and...
Prairie: Darn! Forgot to give Gaffer her treats! I'll meet you both upstairs.
I'll give her the treats.
Prairie:No...I got it...see you in a few....she walks back to our room.
Um Rosita?What's going on?
Rosita:¿Que?
Don't give me that "¿que?" business missy.
Rosita:No comprendo Ingles
You do so comprendes Ingles! Now what's going on?
Rosita:Can't tell you.:shifty:
OK...have it your way.

[Katzi428]

Rosita? Are you sure you want to go swimming?It's getting dark,you know.
Rosita:Oh...positive! but starts looking worried...Wonder where everyone is?*she mumbles under her breath*
Pardon?
Rosita:Oh nothing...it's just that a lot of people usually come here at night.It seems kind of empty now.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *hiding behind a bush with her roomies*

Zoot: *whispering* Now?

Ailie: Not yet. Shhhh... *ducks*

Zoot: -_- *falls asleep*

[Katzi428]

Ailie: *hiding behind a bush with her roomies*

Zoot: *whispering* Now?

Ailie: Not yet. Shhhh... *ducks*

Zoot: -_- *falls asleep*
Rosita: Kath...I'll be right back.
OK...watching Rosita going near a bush What is she doing?

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bunsen: Hello, m'dear.
Appears next to Ailie innocently.
What you you sillies doing? I dare assume you bunch are playing hide and seek? Hohohoho!

Beaker: Screams at the sight of Bunsen, as he was trying to hide from him in the first place.
MEEEMWWWOOOOO!

Blind Pew: Greetingz, my pretties....

Dr. Van Neuter: O_o I'm just here...

[Katzi428]

jumps What the hey was that?
sees a patch of red spiky hair I wonder why Beaker's here alone? Oh well...probably out for a walk.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *smiles innocently at Rosita*

Zoot: *wakes up with a jolt* Bunsen--shhh!

Dr. Teeth: *covers Beaker's mouth* O_O

[BeakerSqueedom]

Beaker: MFFF!

Bunsen: Pats Beaker's hair down hurriedly.
Must you be so loud, Beakie?
Speaks softly.

Dr. Van Neuter: I know this is gross...
but I have a terrible itch...someone scratch it.

Pew: Eck.

[Katzi428]

Ailie: *smiles innocently at Rosita*

Zoot: *wakes up with a jolt* Bunsen--shhh!

Dr. Teeth: *covers Beaker's mouth* O_O
Rosita: Vamanos everyone!

[Katzi428]

Prairiecarrying some boxes into the pool areaWell I think almost everyone's here. Oh...hi Kath!
Hi yourself..what's up? And what's with the boxes...oh Prairie...you didn't!
Prairie: Didn't what?;)

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *nods at Rosita's command*

Dr. Teeth: O_O *inches away from Van Neuter*

Zoot: *squeaks* Oh, that's just gross! X_X

[Katzi428]

Rosita & Prairie:SurpriseKathy!
Oh my gosh!:excited: This is a surprise! Hi everyone!greeting al the guests

[The Count]

*Meanwhile... Those were some dang good bloody steak sammies.
UD: Yes, hexcellent spice with the jalapeños.
Me: And staled whole wheat styled French bread.
:batty: Aren't you 2 going up to the pools?
What for?
:batty: Kathy's...
Man, was that tonight? Come on Uncle D, up to the pool room quick quick quick.
UD: And we'll come up with a plan to do away with ol' Saint Nick.

*All go upstairs joining the rest of the partiers in the general pokefest for Kathy-kat.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie's roomies: SURPRISE, KATHY! =D <3 *start playing a rock version of Happy Birthday to You*

[Katzi428]

*Meanwhile... Those were some dang good bloody steak sammies.
UD: Yes, hexcellent spice with the jalapeños.
Me: And staled whole wheat styled French bread.
:batty: Aren't you 2 going up to the pools?
What for?
:batty: Kathy's...
Man, was that tonight? Come on Uncle D, up to the pool room quick quick quick.
UD: And we'll come up with a plan to do away with ol' Saint Nick.

*All go upstairs joining the rest of the partiers in the general pokefest for Kathy-kat.

Ailie's roomies: SURPRISE, KATHY! =D <3 *start playing a rock version of Happy Birthday to You*
Awww...you guys are too sweet!
Prairie putting out cake plates Not to mention sneaky!
Rosita:Kathy...you're impossible when it comes to something for you.She then tells the others about how I didn't want to go to the pool.But since yesterday wasn't so great for her, we're making it up to her.
Prairie:OK...who wants ice cream on their cake?

[redBoobergurl]

Red: Happy birthday Kathy! I made the pool all nice and clean for you!
Wanda: We got you a present, you want to give it to her Abby?
Abby: It's a framed copy of the very first Garfield cartoon ever run, ever!
Wanda: And a gift card to Pets R Us to get stuff you need for Gaffer and your other kitties who don't live here
Mokey: I also painted a picture for you of Gaffer, I hope you like it
Beth: Happy birthday! Now let's party!

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: It's the least we could do, babe. Happy Birthday! =D

Ailie: You're a great friend, Kat. =) Glad you liked our song.

Zoot: *shyly* Happy Birthday, Kat. =) *hands her a stuffed kitten*

[Katzi428]

Red: Happy birthday Kathy! I made the pool all nice and clean for you!
Wanda: We got you a present, you want to give it to her Abby?
Abby: It's a framed copy of the very first Garfield cartoon ever run, ever!
Wanda: And a gift card to Pets R Us to get stuff you need for Gaffer and your other kitties who don't live here
Mokey: I also painted a picture for you of Gaffer, I hope you like it
Beth: Happy birthday! Now let's party!
Awwww..thanks girls!hugging them Mokey this looks exactly like Gaffer!

[Katzi428]

Dr. Teeth: It's the least we could do, babe. Happy Birthday! =D

Ailie: You're a great friend, Kat. =) Glad you liked our song.

Zoot: *shyly* Happy Birthday, Kat. =) *hands her a stuffed kitten*
Thanks very much!hugging them Awww Zoot...what a cute little stuffed kitten!giving Zoot a kiss on the cheek
OK gang...let's party!

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *blush* You're welcome.

Ailie: *hugs back* Don't mention it, hon! And you took the words right out of my mouth! *starts jamming on her drumset*

Chamberlain: *strums his guitar*

[Katzi428]

Zoot: *blush* You're welcome.

Ailie: *hugs back* Don't mention it, hon! And you took the words right out of my mouth! *starts jamming on her drumset*

Chamberlain: *strums his guitar*
all of us dance together to the beat of the music

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: x/

Bunsen: You missed it.
It was wonderful!

Dr. Van Neuter: Totally.

Beaker: Meep!

Claudia: ;_; I had...I had to sleep.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *running into the other dorm room* Wake up, you guys! We're going to Portsmouth today.

Dr. Teeth: Wha'cha? Whodunnit? O_O

Ailie: Come on, Zoot. You can't sleep all day. XP

Zoot: Watch me. *snuggles against his bed*

Ailie: *sighs and brings in the hose from outside* All right, I'm skipping ahead to the drastic measures. =P *sprays the sax player*

Zoot: O_O AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Ailie: Oh, good. You guys hurry up and get dressed and everything. It should be a lot of fun today... =) *kisses Dr. Teeth on the cheek and strides out*

Zoot: Hmmph! -_-

Dr. Teeth: Aw, Zoot. Don't be such a wet blanket. =D

Zoot: Ha ha...

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: Humming the Hokey Pokey song. XP
Put your left foot in...

Dr. Van Neuter: STOOPPP!

Composta: PLEASE!

Claudia: It's EVERY DARKLING'S NIGHTMARE...
>D
And muppet's...

Bunsen: Desist! DESIST!

Beaker: Lights himself on fire.

Pew: I CAN SEE AGAIN!...OH NOOO!
ZE SONGGG...

[The Count]

*Gets back home after a loooooooooong day.

Posted an update, hope Bethy and Clauds like. Maybe I'll get ideas from them for CCH #17.
Ed has been fed and is in bed, so now he'll just be dead.
Count and UD: Scat cat!

[Muppet Newsgirl]

(in room 7)

Storyteller: And let's see...(pointing around the room)

Beige is in a rage over a security report, ten-page.
Scooter can't make the computer do a re-booter,
Erin's writer's block is flarin,' and her stereo is blarin,'
And Nor's feeling poor, 'cause her wrists are so sore.

Nora: Nor? (pause) Tell her, won't you tell her...
Beige: (shuffling papers) That poem really bites, Storyteller.
Storyteller: Hmmph. Well excuse me for trying to lighten the overall mood in here.
Erin: Until exams are over, this is the way it's going to be...
Scooter: (staring at blue screen) Someone want to hand me a baseball bat?

[The Count]

*Bat shows up aloft, wearing a cap rooting for the Transylvania Terrors at the bespectacled gofer's behest.

[MuppetGirl85]

After coming back from the community bathrooms, clad in pajamas and furry slippers, Christine heads into Dorm #2. Her Muppet roommates are asleep--especially with Placido having early rehearsals for a recital the next morning--so she quietly shuffles over to her nightstand; after opening the top drawer, she pulls out an envelope containing a note. Finally, she picks up a tray on her bed, which is covered in plastic wrap, and shuffles across the hall to Ed's dorm. Christine slips the note, thanking him for the floating water lily and opera cakes, under the door. She leaves next to the door the tray with the brownies--chunky fudge bat brownies with chopped walnuts sprinkled on top--before going back into her room again. This time, she gets a belated birthday card for Kathy, signed by Christine, Placido, Nelson, and Jeanette; she also brings with her a gift bag containing Kathy's gift from the Equinox sunglass boutique at a mall just out of town, as well as gift certificates to the Croach and Dewey Crouton boutiques.

Christine: *to herself* She's going to love these... *shuffles down the hall to Kathy's dorm and knocks on the door, then waits; she hopes that Kathy is still up*

[Katzi428]

After coming back from the community bathrooms, clad in pajamas and furry slippers, Christine heads into Dorm #2. This time, she gets a belated birthday card for Kathy, signed by Christine, Placido, Nelson, and Jeanette; she also brings with her a gift bag containing Kathy's gift from the Equinox sunglass boutique at a mall just out of town, as well as gift certificates to the Croach and Dewey Crouton boutiques.

Christine: *to herself* She's going to love these... *shuffles down the hall to Kathy's dorm and knocks on the door, then waits; she hopes that Kathy is still up*
getting up from where I was Hi Christine! Come on in!:) Oh wow these are beautiful!Thanks so much! I'll use the gift certificates in good health.;)

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *stares out the window, sighing*

Chamberlain: Mmm...you know why Janice doesn't like you back, Zoot?

Zoot: *monotonously* Why?

Chamberlain: Because you're not cool enough. Bwahahaha...how I love to crush your self esteem! *pulls down on his hat* Dork!

Zoot: -_- Go away.

Ailie: Zoot, look, love may seem like a popularity contest but it really isn't. I know she likes you for the inside, whether you're a "dork" or not.

Zoot: Prove it. >_>

Ailie: Hm... *drags Dr. Teeth into the room and whispers something to him*

Dr. Teeth: Mhm...yeah...gotcha! ; ) *pulls out his keyboard*

Ailie: We will... *starts playing on her drums*

Dr. Teeth: *playing*
Nobody's cool as we, nor quite as esoterically far out
We're so far out, it's creepy
I don't think they'll ever get the groovy standards that we set for love,
but they're not smart like we be

They have no roses
Subconsciously they envy us a lot
They look down their noses and see a couple of dorks with more love than they have got...

Both: When they see us holding hands, they wish that they were geeks in love
And when they hear our favorite bands, they wish that they were geeks in love
We rattle off our in-jokes while, they wish that they were geeks in love
And while we make each other smile, they wish that they were geeks in...

La la la,
la la la,
la-lubbidy-da-diddy-love.
La la la,
la la la,
ka-boominy-wall-nutty-love.
La la la,
la la la,
ga-shibbidy-waffles-and-love.
La la la,
la la la la love

Dr. Teeth: As far as I can tell, while other lovers go through ****,
we'll know we're too cool for damnation
We may not be cutting edge, but we won't take the mainstream pledge,
for we don't need your admiration

They may not show it
It doesn't fit their made-up little roles
They don't even know it, but jealousy abounds within their souls

Both: When they see us on the street, they wish that they were geeks in love.
And when they hear us trick or treat, they wish that they were geeks in love.
As we lock arms and skip away, they wish that they were geeks in love.
And you can almost hear them say they wish that they were geeks in...

La la la,
la la la,
la-lubbidy-do-diddy-love.
La la la,
la la la,
fa-doobidy-ding-dong-love.
La la la,
la la la,
za-muppety-puppety-love.
La la la,
la la la,
sha-peppity-bismol-love.
La la la,
la la la,
a-bubbly-lava-lamp-love.
La la la,
la la la,
ma-spockity-nimoy-love.
La la la,
la la la,
da-ponkity-ponkity-love.
La la la,
la la la,
geekity-geekity-geeks in love... *echoes and fades out*

Ailie: *slipping her hand into the keyboardist's* See. Don't listen to anything Chamberlain says. <3

Zoot: Thanks, you guys. =)

Dr. Teeth: Anytime, man. ; )

[MuppetGirl85]

Christine: *walks into the dorm* Hey, Kathy! I just wanted to drop by and wish you a belated birthday. Sorry my roomies are all asleep, so they can't be here to wish you same. ^_^; In any case, I'm glad you like the gifts. I picked them out myself. I'm sure the others will send over their gifts tomorrow. *smiles* Hope the day was a good one for you, and congratulations on being one year older! ^_^ *hugs Kathy* So what have you all been up to?

[Katzi428]

Christine: *walks into the dorm* Hey, Kathy! I just wanted to drop by and wish you a belated birthday. Sorry my roomies are all asleep, so they can't be here to wish you same. ^_^; In any case, I'm glad you like the gifts. I picked them out myself. I'm sure the others will send over their gifts tomorrow. *smiles* Hope the day was a good one for you, and congratulations on being one year older! ^_^ *hugs Kathy* So what have you all been up to?
Well...my birthday was OK thanks.Don't worry about your roomies not being here to wish me a belated happy birthday.I'll see them tomorrow.:) As for being a year older...what a scary thought!:eek:
Things are going good here.I haven't been up to too much.

[MuppetGirl85]

Christine: Good to hear. ^_^ And I'll make sure to remind them all. *laughs at Kathy's joke about being a year older* You don't look a day over 25, Kathy; I wouldn't worry about your age too much. No one wants to do a lot, anyway, unless they're the type that has a high stress threshold. My job's been keeping me so busy, and they caught me pretty much sleeping today when I was working in the pharmacy; I think I got the pharmacist fairly agitated, even though he did a great job of hiding it. :embarrassed: But I'll work on it. *looks around* How's life with Prairie and Rosita, and Gaffer, of course?

[Katzi428]

Christine: Good to hear. ^_^ And I'll make sure to remind them all. *laughs at Kathy's joke about being a year older* You don't look a day over 25, Kathy; I wouldn't worry about your age too much. No one wants to do a lot, anyway, unless they're the type that has a high stress threshold. My job's been keeping me so busy, and they caught me pretty much sleeping today when I was working in the pharmacy; I think I got the pharmacist fairly agitated, even though he did a great job of hiding it. :embarrassed: But I'll work on it. *looks around* How's life with Prairie and Rosita, and Gaffer, of course?
Oh..they're all doing great! They practically were shoving me out the door to go to the pool last night for my surprise party!*laugh* But I love them as if they were my sisters. And Gaffer's a little cuddle kitty.:)
Yikes about them almost catching you sleeping on the job!:eek: Hopefully things'll be better for you tomorrow or the next day you work.

[MuppetGirl85]

Christine: That's wonderful to hear. I'm sure they were all really excited to have you celebrate your birthday by the pool last night. :3 Gaffer must be so cute, I have to meet her someday. *hides a yawn behind her hand and checks the time* Oh, my. It's getting late. I've got a full evening ahead of me tomorrow, because we get our weekly delivery, and I'm going to be spending my shift unloading it. Oh, well, such is life. And next time, I'll be better prepared for when I work in the pharmacy; don't want to get caught clueless again. ^_^; *hugs Kathy again* It was good talking to you...we need to do this more often, don't you think? Anyways, I'm glad you enjoyed your birthday and am gratified that you like your gifts. Use them in good health. *waves* Good night, Kathy! Sweet dreams to everyone! *shuffles out and back to Dorm #2, where she climbs into bed and curls up under the covers*

[Beakerfan]

Floyd: *in bed, gets up and turns on the light* Hey, have any of you fellas seen Alex? She ain't in bed!

Sweetums: *groans* Did you check on the floor? She likes to sleep there......

Floyd: *rolls his eyes* Why, gee Big Fuzz, that's an amazing idea... now how come I didn't think of that? Oh, that's right, I already looked! It's pretty obvious she isn't on the floor!

Janice: Like, quiet down guys! You'll wake up Bean and Animal! And like, you know how protective Animal is.....

Sweetums: *looks out the window* See? There she is. *points down at Alex's favorite tree* She probably couldn't sleep and went outside to work on her play or something. Now go to sleep. *turns the light back out*

[The Count]

*Wakes up and goes to get his bowl of breakfast cereal. *Finds a note and batch of brownies by our dorm room's door.
Hey Count... Could you help me with these?
:batty: Sure... *Reads the message and explains what happened.
Me: Oh, so it wasn't a visit from a brownie, one of Abby's fairy friends. Will have to thank Christine next time she's around these halls.

Thank you Christine!

*Goes back in to check on all the threads that've accumulated during the night while I was out.

[The Count]

*Knocking on Dorr 22... Wakey-wakey Squeaky-weaky... Get thee to posting fanfic or drastic measures will be taken! This is a warning... Heed it or perish at your own peril! *Leaves one of Christine's chopped walnut brownies... *Nudges it onto Squeaky's nose, hoping it gets her to update stowies.

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: Balancing the brownie on her nose.
I'm so cool! I can balance a brownie! OH! I'm a genius! XP

Bunsen: You heard Mr. Edward, Claudia...
you simply must update!

Beaker: Meep! Stuck to the cieling.

Claudia: I will! =)
As soon as it's time to go back home today...
stupid school.

Composta: Promise?

Claudia: I hope. XP

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *tiptoes over to Alex's dorm and slips a note under it for Janice* *In the note, it says--I really like you, Janice and I hope you liked the flower I gave you. Go out with me? <3 Check yes or no and then slip this back under Ailie's dorm.* Oh, I hope she says yes... *hurries away*

[Winslow Leach]

Tony is on his bed, leafing through a magazine. Mr. Turtle is on the ceiling.

Lefty: Fer da last time, ya crum-bum toitle...get down!

Mr. Turtle: No! Leave me alone!

Lefty: He's been up dere fer da past coupla days...

Tony: I know. I live here too, remember?

Lefty: Ever since I brought 'im back from dat comoycial shoot...hey Mr. Toitle, is it on accounta I took 95% of yer oynings?

Mr. Turtle: No. It's "on account of" you stuck a wad of bubble gum in my mouth during the shoot, and you spoke the lines in a terrible accent! The gum made it look as if I were speaking. How revolting!

Lefty: Ya didn't like da gum?

Mr. Turtle: What the deuce? No, you fool! I didn't like the way you dragged me out of here, after I definitively said "no" to your asinine request to appear in that advertisement for cheap, generic turtle food. I was further humiliated when you brought me to that set, and krazy-glued my legs down on the astro-turf...and, finally, the piece-de-resistance: you shoving bubble gum into my mouth, while you read the lines! How appalling!

Lefty: Were you gonna do da lines?

Mr. Turtle: Of course not!

Lefty: So I hadda resort ta plan B. Hey Tommy, was I right or what?

Tony: I think you should have left Mr. Turtle alone.

Lefty: 'Ey...whose side are youse on? Mine, or dat filthy crustation what climbed up onto da ceiling like a widdle cwybaby as soon as we got back?

Tony: I don't take sides...and for the last time, Mr. Turtle is not a crustation! Mr. Turtle specifically told you he didn't want any part of that commercial. Right? So, you should have just let him be. I think YOU should have rented or borrowed a turtle suit and done the commercial yourself!

Lefty: Why you little wisenheimer, I oughtta...hey...wait a minute...do ya tink dat's possible? Do youse tink I still have time to, er..."borrow" a toitle outfit, and convince 'em ta do da ting over again?

Tony: Knock yourself out.

Lefty: Ha! Ha, Mr. Toitle! Who needs youse anyway? Everybody knows I'm da brains behind dis outfit! Youse is just da pretty face!

Lefty scurries out of the room.

Tony: Wanna come down now?

Mr. Turtle: Er...no, no my boy. I think I'll stay up here a little longer. That fellow frightens me.

Tony: I know, Mr. Turtle, I know. He frightens us all.

Tony picks up broom, and knocks on trap door.

Tony: Hey Alex? Alex, you up there? Can I come up?

[BeakerSqueedom]

Dr. Van Neuter: Why the sudden crush on Janice, Zoot? Huhhh?

Blnd Pew: Shanged zyour taste, eh?
Zyou know she's taken, yez?

Composta: KISSY! KISSY!

---

Bunsen: Claudia, what are you doing watching that nonsense?

Beaker: MWOOOOOOOOO!

Claudia: Shivering.
Meet...The...Fee

Bunsen: OH, DEAR!
Covering her eyes.
Don't ruin your mind with tha-

Beaker: Gawks.

Claudia: Gawking.

Bunsen: Reddens, and turns it off.

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *trembling* I--er-- *fixing his shades* I don't have a--I mean-- *feels his heart sink at Blind Pew's comment* </3 *under his breath* We'll see about that. *backs away from them*

Ailie: *entering the hallway with Dr. Teeth* Hey, Zoot, we're going out, okay? I locked Chamberlain in the closet so he wouldn't attack.

Dr. Teeth: Yeah, we'll be back later, man. See ya!

Zoot: *sighing as they exit* Okay, you guys. Have...fun. -_-

[BeakerSqueedom]

Dr. Van Neuter: Enters Rabbit's room.
Look, Zoot...there's plenty of fish in the sea. =D

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: No, there isn't... ;_; *flops onto the couch and buries his face into the pillow*

Chamberlain: *from inside the closet* Look, Zoot, it's not your fault she was smart enough to leave you during season 1--

Zoot: SHUT IT!

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bunsen: Don't be so down on yourself, old chap.
I'm certain that if you somehow manage to suppress those amourous feelings you have for Miss Janice...it will be less painful for you. Here, you look like you need a cup of tea.

Beaker: Mee mee mee.

Dr. Van Neuter: Point is find someone el-

Composta: No jerk, hunnie!

Dr. Van Neuter: Sorry, sugarbooger. <3

Composta: It ok, Pumpkin.

Claudia: Follows Ailie.

[The Count]

Huh? Where d'ya think yer goin Clau to the dia? Get back and post yer stories' updates...
:attitude:

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: :0 To the C-L-A-U-D-I-A...gal you....

They all strare.

You're right...you're right...

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *grabbing Bunsen by the collar* I can't suppress them...I CAN'T EVEN SLEEP, FOR CRYIN' OUT LOUD! I'm outta my mind!

Chamberlain: As everyone suspected-- *is hit with a brick*

Zoot: I'm...in love... *lies upside down*

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bunsen: He ca-ca-can...can't SLEEP?

Beaker: MWWOOO!
Runs after Claudia.

Dr. Van Neuter: THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!
Spasms.

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: *pulls his hat down and hides under it* ;_;

[Fragglemuppet]

*Walks across the hall to Kathy's room. Knocks on door*
Hmmm, guess Kathy's asleep. Oh well, I'm sorry I missed her. I'll just leave these here then. *There are three boxes. From me, a gold chain with a small cat charm on it. From Wembley, a perfect smoothy, strung on a silver chain. From Gobo, a shiny crystal from the Crystal Cavern. Finally, a note saying, "Happy birthday, hope you like these. Love, Katie and the boys".*

[The Count]

*Goes upstairs to Room #19. It's rully late, wouldn't blame her if she was already asleep. *Leaves a package wrapped with our familiar palid yellow brown bat paper.
Inside the box there are: a book with Fraggle fairy tales from me, a Fraggle Rock orin hanging chained charm from Uncle D, and a Hensonville Jacuzzis certificate from the Count allowing Kim to leave behind the muss and the fuss of the books letting her hair down like the librarian lady should, tossing it all around as she gets primped and pampered.

Along with a slice of coconut cream pie with Doozerdust sugar powdering, a card is present as well , our nomme de plumes inked and saying "Happy Birthday to the eldest candle of the wicks."
Hope she liked the presents.

Count: MC Dorms have been brought to you by the letter K for Kathy and Kim, and by the number 17.
Good night.

[Skeeter Muppet]

(another late night in Room 19)

Kim: Thanks for the birthday outing, Gil. I really appreciated it.
Gillis: Oh, it was no problem. Really, us doing stuff like this for you shouldn't come as a surprise anymore.
Kim: Well, it still does sometimes. And to think I wonder why you guys put up with me.
Gillis: Sometimes we wonder why you put up with us. Did you like your gifts?
Kim: Absolutely. You know I'm going to be subjecting you guys to Marx Brothers and Ghost Hunters marathons now.
Gillis: I'm well aware of that fact, yes.
Kim: Just checking.

-Kim

[The Count]

*Stops and knocks on Room 24's door. Alex? Are you awake? Was wondering if you could help me with the thread of characters I've been creating/posting. Got some ideas, but I'd like to be able to talk to someone. *Who'll reply... Anyway, drop me a PM and we'll chat. If you're up for it that is. Thanks.
*Walks back downstairs to finally head off to slumbergoth.

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: Psst, Eddie!
PPSSSTT!
Replied to your pm!

[Beakerfan]

Bean: *grabs the note that was slipped under the door* Janice, it's for you!

Janice: Thanks! *sits down and reads the note*

Floyd: *tries to read over her shoulder*

Janice: *turns so he can't read it*

Animal: *opens the trap door and hangs upside-down half-way into Tony's room* Hiiiiiiiiiiiiii! *sees Mr. Turtle* TUR-TLE! TUR-TLE! *grabs Mr. Turtle off of the ceiling and goes back into his room*

Janice: *puts the note in her pocket*

Floyd: Well aren't you gonna reply to whatever that was?

Janice: Like, I'll do it later! I have to think about it, okay?

Animal: *sitting on his bed, stroking Mr. Turtle*

Sweetums: *dressed as a clown* Don't ask..... seriously guys..... don't ask.....

[Winslow Leach]

Mr. Turtle (being stroked by Animal) Ah, now you see, this is pure bliss! I haven't been stroked like this since Dame Judith Anderson used to pet me before every one of her performances to relax herself. Alex, I must say your room is much more civilized than that zoo I live in...although, I must say I do like Anthony. He is such a wonderful fellow, and is always nice to me. I don't even mind the giant in the clown suit. Even that seems normal up here...

Tony pokes his head in Alex's room.

Tony: Hey guys! Hey Alex! Nice outfit, Sweetums! Really sharp! (shyly) Alex, I was wondering if you'd like to come down and watch The Great Mouse Detective with me. It's one of my favorite Disney films. Oh, and Animal can have Mr. Turtle for as long as he wants. Lefty isn't around. So...would you like to come?:)

[The Count]

Huh? Whaz this I hear? Claudia pssssst-ing? Hmmm, she must've deflated. Better go get Bunsen to find his old bicycle pump. Then we can pump Clauds for fics! Ha ha! :concern: :eek:

*Goes off to computer errands on Friday, one of the best days of the week.
Hope Alex can give me some pointers though.

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: Man, Janice never sent the note back. *pacing back and forth* Oh no...what if somebody else found it? Maybe Sweetums stole it and auctioned it on Ebay! Or maybe Bean Bunny thought it would be cute to read it in front of everybody! Oh-- * covers his face* That would be my worst nightmare...

Chamberlain: *takes off his Freddy Krueger mask* Rats! *slinks back into his closet*

Ailie: Zoot, don't worry. She's probably just...contemplating her answer.

Zoot: Or laughing at me. ;_;

Ailie: I doubt Janice would but if she is, there's other fish in the sea... =)

Zoot: No, there isn't...all the sushi lovers are eating them! *weeps*

Dr. Teeth: Zoot, give her some time, man. She is still...sorta with Floyd. =/

Zoot: Yeah, and I'd like to tie his greasy, orange muttonchops around his neck while he's laughing and--*sighs* You guys just don't understand. I know you're trying to help...

Chamberlain: *poking his head out* But Zoot's beyond help.

Zoot: X_X Shaddup.

Dr. Teeth: O_O Hey...wait... *disappears for a moment* Animal! He's MY AmazingSpiderTurtleBestFriendintheWorld! Let go of him, ya parasite-infested rug! MINE! *some crashing noises are heard* *reappears with Mr. Turtle in his arms and slams the door* You were saying? =)

Zoot: *shaking his head* You're dead if he breaks that door. -_-

Dr. Teeth: Meh! I'll break his neck and then probably his drumset afterwards. Nobody steals Mr. Turtle away from me!

Ailie: Except for the nice men in the white coats. Good luck but I'm staying outta this one. XP

[The Count]

*Nice man in white coat... Hello, are you a "Dr. Teeth"? We've been looking for you for some time now. Come in boys, he's in here!
*Two bigger white cell bouncers drag Dr. Teeth away.

*Nice man: Sorry... He'll be back um, as soon as he's been cured of his aquatic amphibian amarousness. Turtle fixation for you lay-people.
*Leaves to get Dr. Teeth in padded room for therapy reasons.

*Deposits Mr. Turtle back with Animal.

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: NO, HE'S MINE! I'LL NEVER GO BACK TO REHAB! I DEFY YOU ALL! ...Ha ha. XP *disapparates with Mr. Turtle*

Ailie: *oblivious and airheaded* Aw, he's so cute when he's insane... =D

Zoot: -_- Meh.

[The Count]

*Nice man: Oh so it's going to be one of those nutters is it?
*Disapparates... *Then reapparates with a catatonic Dr. Teeth as he was the target of a well-aimed stupify spell combined with an impedimenta spell.
All right... Another one who thinks he's a wizard, off to the chamber of secrets with ye lad.
*Drops Mr. Turtle off with Animal once again.

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: But I is a wizard! I SHOW Y'ALL SOMEDAY! I HATE YOU GUYS! DUMBLEDORE'S GOT STYLE! *cries*

Ailie: Yesh, yesh...he does. *goes up to Animal calmly, kicks him where it hurts, and takes Mr. Turtle for herself* I suspect nargles are behind it.

Zoot: You guys are such dweebs! *playing with the one ring* Precioussss...

[The Count]

*Nice man: Oh brother... Now we know this guy's a nutter. Dumbledor's been dead for almost a dozen years now. Not to worry, you'll be jamming with your bandmates as soon as you're cured.
*Conks Dr. Teeth out again with an oversized clown mallet. Hush you.
*Loads the keyboardist into the paddy-whack wagon and drives off.

*Gartham bursts into Ailie's dorm to take Chamberlain away too, as he's our chief erm, examiner at the place where we hope to rehabilitate Dr. Teeth. Fun for Chammy for once I suppose.

*Crystal bat flies off to inform its master, RedPiggy of the whereabouts of the one ring and the skexus who shall dethrone Jareth in the name of Mezumi, the once and future ruler of all Moraine.
*Evil laugh. :scary:

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: Wha--? *unconscious*

Ailie: Hurray for curing! *watches them leave* You better not injure my boyfriend more than he needs to be! *plays Grand Theft Auto with Mr. Turtle* Wow, you are a bad gamer...

Zoot: Mwahahaha... *hides in Chamberlain's closet*

[Katzi428]

*Walks across the hall to Kathy's room. Knocks on door*
Hmmm, guess Kathy's asleep. Oh well, I'm sorry I missed her. I'll just leave these here then. *There are three boxes. From me, a gold chain with a small cat charm on it. From Wembley, a perfect smoothy, strung on a silver chain. From Gobo, a shiny crystal from the Crystal Cavern. Finally, a note saying, "Happy birthday, hope you like these. Love, Katie and the boys".*
opening the presents
Oh wow!Aren't they beautiful!:) That was really sweet of Katie and the boys to give these presents to me.
going to Katie's room to thank her

[Fragglemuppet]

*Going to answer door.* Oh, hi Kathy! How're you doing?
Gobo: Oh, hi Kathy!
Wembley: Hi Kathy! Did you like your presents?
Come in! Would you like something to eat or drink? I've got a fresh box of thin mint Girlscout cookies not even opened if you want some.

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: Um...Hi?

Bunsen: ...Mmm...hello.

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: *drawing on Bunsen's head* Mmm?

[The Count]

Don't you have fics to update young miss? Hmmm? Pwease?

[Katzi428]

*Going to answer door.* Oh, hi Kathy! How're you doing?
Gobo: Oh, hi Kathy!
Wembley: Hi Kathy! Did you like your presents?
Come in! Would you like something to eat or drink? I've got a fresh box of thin mint Girlscout cookies not even opened if you want some.
Hi Kate and Fraggles!:) I loved the presents very much thank you. I don't want you to open a fresh box of cookies on my account. But I'll have some lemonade please.

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: No, BAD CHAMBERLAIN!
He's MINE! If anyone is gonna doodle all over Bunnie's head, it's me! GO EAT PEDIGREE, you oversized poodle!

Blind Pew: He's ze...he's zah puudle?

Bunsen: Goodness gracious, I did not realize...My dear, let me explain!

Claudia: No, Bunnie...don't speak!
Dramatically sticks out a hand.
Maybe he's cuddlier than I am!
Possibly even more artistic than I!
Stifling a sob.
You broke my heart, pea head!
I thought I was the queen of doodle!

Bunsen: Someone's been watching too many soap operas with Phillip last night...come now...

Claudia: Don't flatter me with your innocent goody-goody charm! ;_;
OHOHOHOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Runs out of the room, like a typical emo teenager would.
XP

Beaker:....
Looks to Bunsen icily.
Jerkmeep!
Follows after Claudia.

Bunsen: You went with her to school today, didn't you?
Would you be so kind as to explain to me the sudden hypersensitivity in the little one?

Composta: Thank you for ask Composta, Dr. Dew...
She drink three cup coffee--me think it hard, black Cuban coffee over at cafeteria. Kirstie dare her drink much coffee. Yeah.

Bunsen: That explains an awful lot!
I know just the cure...
Giggles.

---

Claudia: Look, you son of a cactus, I know you're after me!
You took Dr. Teeth back to rehab...yes, but you know what? You will never take me back to rehab! >/ I WILL NEVER GIVE UP COFFEE/SUGAR! YOU HEAR?

Yeah...yeah...you're afraid now.
Very afraid.

Face twists into a crazy look.

STOP STARING AT ME, DUDE!

Does not realize she is talking to a doorknob.

Beaker: Looks at her in awe.
Me...meeee?

Claudia: YOU WILL NEVER TAKE MY COFFEE AWAY!
My precious...

It gives me energy to update!

Bunsen: Come to uncle Bunnie...
he'll know how to rid of your psychotic break! =D

Claudia: Twitches.
NEVEEERRR!
Runs into Rabbit's room, and hides under her bed.
Hi, Charlie. =3
Pets a dust bunny.

Bunsen: Ailie, be a dear and help me search for the Miss?

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *glances up at Bunsen while painting Zoot's toenails* Hi Melon head.

Zoot: *drawing a Mona Lisa-esque picture of Janice in Ailie's notebook*

Chamberlain: Mmm...that gives me an idea! *goes out into the hallway with spraypaint and sprays ZOOT LOVES JANICE all over the dorm walls*

Dr. Teeth: *steals his paint back from Chamberlain* That's not graffiti! *sprays an unintimidating smiley face in a corner* Dang, Chamberlain, ya just not cut out ta be gangsta... =P *goes back into the dorm* Oh, great, it's Buns--I mean, hi.

Chamberlain: Who says I'm trying to be gangster? I'm just making some advertisements. >=)

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bunsen: Erm...not even the slightest idea of where she could have gone?

Beaker: Mee...

---

Claudia: Suppresses a cough.
Get away you evil dustbunnies...
rolls under Ailie's bed, squishing them.
I am a dust dictator, hear me clean! <3

---

Bunsen: Did you hear something, Beaker?

Beaker: Meep.
Claps.

Bunsen: Fine, if none of you will tell me where she is...
I have a clever, witty little idea.

Oh....

Where can you find pleasure
Search the world for treasure
Learn science technology
Where can you begin to make your dreams all come true
On the land or on the sea...
Where can you learn to fly
Play in sports and skin dive
Study oceanography
Sign of for the big band
Or sit in the grandstand
When your team and others meet!

Claudia: Twitches.
O_O...

Dust bunnies: NOOOOO!

Claudia: Rolls out swiftly, wiping off the dust.
Mysteriously clad in a Navy uniform.
In the navy
Yes, you can sail the seven seas
In the navy
Yes, you can put your mind at ease
In the navy
Come on now, people, make a stand
In the navy, in the navy
Can't you see we need a hand
In the navy
Come on, protect the motherland
In the navy
Come on and join your fellow man
In the navy
Come on people, and make a stand
In the navy, in the navy, in the navy (in the navy)


They want you, they want you
They want you as a new recruit!
Claps, does some steps.

Beaker: NOWMEEP!

Her roomies: They capture her with an oversized butterfly net.
HIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Claudia: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
NO! NOOOOOOOOO!
Is dragged.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
I'm too pretty! D:

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: HEY! *releases Claudia* No halting insanity in this room, Baldy! *pokes Bunsen several times in the head and then goes back to painting Zoot's toenails*

Dr. Teeth: *throws Mr. Turtle at Beaker*

Chamberlain: *enters the dorm, covered with paint* I should really be promoted to billboards.

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: EEEEee....
Dragged away.

[The Count]

*Gets back home... Chammy, you're washing that stuff out in the morning. If you want to paint on the other walls in town, fine. But not the dorms.
*Sits down with a glass of milk, a few cookies, and joins roomies in reading all the wonderful fanfics that seem to have been updated tonight.

[BeakerSqueedom]

[Delayed reaction]

Bunsen: She-she poked me!
Returns to Ailie's room.
Adjusts his tie regally.
Pokes her lightly on the stomach.
Hmph. One on the tummy.
Walks away.

Beaker: MEEEEEEEEEEWWOOOO!
Runs around the hall, releasing Claudia.
TURTTLLLEEMEEPPP!

Claudia: Crawls out of the net.
Rolls over to the stairs.
Goodbye, cruel world. XP

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: Ack! *whacks Bunsen with a golf club* Poke. XP

Dr. Teeth: Aw, ya don't like him? ;_; *picks up Mr. Turtle and snuggles him*

Chamberlain: Mmm...I'll paint what I want! =P *dumps a bucket on Zoot's head*

Zoot: *cries and goes to join Claudia*

[The Count]

*Rolls snake eyes at the goings on. Hush you...
*Snakish eyes entrance all into seeing two spots of swirling yellow/brown-banded dots before them.
*Picks up the dice with the snake eyes and pockets them inside trunk of mystic artefacts.

Back to reading.

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: O_O HOW DARE SHE?
Stumbles into Ailie's room, eyes blazing a fiery red.
She jumps on Ailie, tackling her to the bed.
You. KILLED.BUNNIE! O_O HOGOSH!
Pulls her hair.

Bunsen: Oooo....

Beaker: Gawks.

Composta: Enjoy show.

Claudia: NEVER...HIT...HIM WITH...
RAAAAAAAAAHHGGGHHH!

Her roomies stare, eating popcorn.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: I didn't kill him! I was framed! O_O AAAAAAAAAH! Dr. Teeth, save me!

Dr. Teeth: =D *watching them, eagerly* *howls*

Zoot: *sighs and shakes his head*

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: O_o; Ailie, you have such pretty eyes!
Falls off.
Birdies twirl around her head.

Bunsen: What did I miss?

Dr. Van Neuter: Nothing.

Bunsen: I see stars!

Dr. Van Neuter: That happens alot after being hit with a golf club. =D

Bunsen: Who are yo-
Faints.

Claudia: Fixes her shirt.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: Aw thanks, Claudia! ^_^ *starts playing with Claudia's hair until she falls over* Wha--?

Dr. Teeth: Dang it. >_> *slinks away*

Ailie: No, come back! *latches onto him* <33333 I love you.

Dr. Teeth: Aw, I love you too...but Daddy also loves Jimi Hendrix and in all fairness, he was here first. *looks for Ailie's Rolling Stone*

Ailie: Hmmph. ;_; *shoves it down the garbage disposal* Whisper sweet nothings to me...

Dr. Teeth: Um...yeah? O_O

Ailie: You're always so moody at night. =P

[BEAR]

(A note is left on room 1's door thanking Ed for the beautiful sunflower and sesame seed honey bars, and also apologizing for not being around much lately. Between work during the day and my show at night, it's hard to find time to rest! Hope everyone in the Dorms is well...
A note along with a box is left on room #6's doorstep. The note reads, "Happy belated birthday, Kathy! We're so sorry we missed the party but we've all been so busy lately. We hope you like the apple pie we left you in the box. I made it myself along with Bert and Ernie's help. Cookie Monster promised not to eat it, so consider that his gift. You'll also find in the box a gift card to Pretty Kitty's, the new cat boutique on the corner. Big Bird says that his friend Elizabeth used to take her cat, Little Murray Sparkles, there all the time! Anyway, have a great day and we'll see ya soon!
Love your friends,
Bryan, Big Bird, Snuffy, Cookie Monster, Bert and Ernie.")

[Katzi428]

A note along with a box is left on room #6's doorstep. The note reads, "Happy belated birthday, Kathy! We're so sorry we missed the party but we've all been so busy lately. We hope you like the apple pie we left you in the box. I made it myself along with Bert and Ernie's help. Cookie Monster promised not to eat it, so consider that his gift. You'll also find in the box a gift card to Pretty Kitty's, the new cat boutique on the corner. Big Bird says that his friend Elizabeth used to take her cat, Little Murray Sparkles, there all the time! Anyway, have a great day and we'll see ya soon!
Love your friends,
Bryan, Big Bird, Snuffy, Cookie Monster, Bert and Ernie.")
Mmmm...that pie looks good! laughing at the part about Cookie not eating the pie. Yeah...I'd definitely call that a gift from Cookie Monster! Gaffer's going to love getting groomed at Pretty Kitty's! going to thank the guys

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *walks into the hallway for something more interesting to do and freezes as all the walls read ZOOT LOVES JANICE* Uh oh... X_X

Chamberlain: *joining her* So, how do my ads look? >=)

Ailie: You better get rid of them or I swear--

Zoot: *poking his head out of the room* Hey, d'you guys wanna go to the pool or--O_O *stares at the walls in disbelief* Ch-Chamberlain--why--what've you--?

Chamberlain: Mmm, big enough? I was going to do the ceiling as well...

Zoot: *in almost a whisper* H-How could you do this to me? *covers his face and runs off to the pool*

Chamberlain: Shall I cue the Degrassi theme? =P

Ailie: *whacks him* You jerk! >_>

Dr. Teeth: Yeah, way to go, Turkey! *punches Chamberlain* Come on, Ailie...we've gotta help him. *takes her by the hand*

Ailie: Okay. *sighs*

The pool...

Zoot: *slips into the shed to hide*

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: Hurry up, gents!
We've yet to clean this up!
Grabs a squeegee.
Starts cleaning the wall.

Dr. Van Neuter: I'm too old for this.
Scrubs, too.

Composta: Chamberlame mean to Zoot!

Blind Pew: Zyou keep cleaning, my pet!
Stalks Chamberlain, with his sword at hand.
Nonvisible ears perked for the bird's footsteps.
Come, poodle!

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: *gawks at Blind Pew's sword and runs back into his dorm and starts propping furniture against the door* O_O

The pool...

Ailie: *trying to open the shed* Zoot, come out...please? ;_;

Zoot: *leaning against the wall* NO! Both of you get lost! -_-

[BeakerSqueedom]

Blind Pew: NYAHAHAHA! Slams his sword through a crack.
I'm going tu 'ave pigeon stew tunight!

Bunsen: This is cannibalism, Mr. Pew!
Come, come, yes he certainly was a bad egg for doing what he did, but you mustn't punish him by death! Quite an unfair penalty if you ask me. Smiles slyly.

Blind Pew: Mmm, any better ideas before I run you through, yez?

Bunsen: Erm...
Fear suddenly grips him.
He must clean up the mess he made...with only a sponge...and nothing more.

Blind Pew: Wiz Telutubles playing loudly in hiz vizinity.
Do we have ah deal, POODLE?

Bunsen: Perfect.
Teletubbies, you mean.

Blind Pew: ZON'T CORRECT MY ENGLISH!
swings at Bunsen.

Bunsen: OH!
Runs off.

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: Nooooo! Please! It was only for yuks, I didn't mean to upset the narcoleptic musician! Well, not a lot anyway! *cowers from Blind Pew*

Dr. Teeth: Zoot...he ain't gettin' away with it, don't be like this... =/

Zoot: C'mon, you guys...just leave me alone.

Ailie: *sighs* So much for that...let's go. I'm sure he'll come around later. *they leave*

[BeakerSqueedom]

Blind Pew: Holds him up, and positions him to the painted wall. Zo, you're not willing tu pay ze price?
Would zyou prefer tha I cook zyou?
Oh, yeesss, zhat iz zwhat we can do...if zyou are up tu ze flaming heck zhat iz...an over roasting zyour scrawny figure to a brown color. <3

Mmm...the zcent flowing about for everyone tu smell.
It would attract them...I'd 'ave Neuter slice your body intu pieces...wouldn't zhat be nice? Should I go on?
Voice gets softer, quite menacing.

Claudia: PEW!

Blind Pew: ERM! My pet, zwhat are yu doing here?
Mmm, my black pearl, why don't you fetch me zome salt?
I-I mean...

Claudia: You're trying to cook him?

Blind Pew: He made me.

Claudia: He made you?

Blind Pew: Erm, yez!
Zhat sick fool tried tu trick a visually challenged angel!
Looks innocent.

Claudia: O_o; I'm not that dumb, Pew.
Ok, Chamberdork, here's your sponge.

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: *whimpers and then glares at Claudia* Mmm...I don't clean messes, I just make them!

Ailie: *reappearing in the hallway, downtrodden* Poor thing's distraught...he won't come out of the shed. *grabbing Chamberlain by the neck* No thanks to you, pal. X_X

Chamberlain: Bwahahahaha--ACK! *gags*

Dr. Teeth: *dragging out more paint* Ya better help us, Turkey! >_> Or else!

Chamberlain: Or else what? XP

Dr. Teeth: *knocks his beak off and sets it on fire* =) That'll happen. *starts painting*

[Winslow Leach]

Mr. Turtle staggers, limping to Alex's door. He weakly knocks.

Mr. Turtle: Alex...Alex, my dear...it's...Mr. Turtle...(gasps)...I've been injured and humiliated...again...won't you please let me in, before that demented keyboard-playing maniac gets hold of me again? The poor fellow is absolutely out of his mind...hello? Anyone there? Animal? Sweetums? Bean? Anybody...I feel...oh...

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *sneaks up behind Mr. Turtle and pets him* =) *picks him up and carries him over to the others*

[Katzi428]

Oh no! Prairie!:eek:
Prairie stops playing the piano Kath...what's wrong?
Rosita was on a show today talking about her dad being in the service.She had told us to watch,and we missed it.
Prairie:Shoot..that's right! Well she'll be on another show tomorrow.
Yeah...but that's at 7:30 in the morning. Maybe we can tape it.
Prairie:Ah...good idea! And Kath?
Yes?
Prairie:Please don't scare me like that again.Sheesh!I thought something bad happened.

[Winslow Leach]

Mr. Turtle: Ailie, if you have any sense of decency at all, promise me you will not put me anywhere near those demented cuckoos you call roommates...especially that keyboard player. I don't think he likes me very much. Hey, here's a capital idea! Why don't you carry me over to Tony's room? Yes, I think that would be best. I'm exhausted!

[Winslow Leach]

Newsie: I've just written a week's worth of news stories! Now I can slack off!

Tony: What are you talking about?

Newsie: I just told you: I wrote seven days' worth of stories. It took me awhile, but I'm finally done.

Tony: Let me see them.

Newsie: Huh?

(Tony grabs the stack of papers and leafs through them)

Tony (reading as he flips through pages) Man falls out window and eats grape afterward...horse rides jockey...Jim Morrison returns from hiding and gives free concert, millions happy...Newsman awarded Pulitzer...you buffoon! What kind of news is this?

Newsie: Uh...I know, I couldn't come up with anything else...

Tony: You just can't make up the news, whether it's real or nonsensical like this! Come on, you know better than that!

Newsie: What if I wrote a story about someone who unwittingly receives a bomb? Is that newsworthy?

Tony: If it's true, yeah. But you can't make stuff up.

Newsie: Harry!

Crazy Harry appears, holding a bomb.

Crazy Harry: Hold this! Hahahahahahaha!

Tony: Sure.

Tony takes the lit bomb.

Newsie: Ooh! A hot story!

Newsie rushes to his typewriter.

Tony: Eeep!

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *blinks* No, he loves you! ^_^ Come on... *takes him into her dorm since they're finished painting*

Dr. Teeth: Ailie! Mr. Turtle! *tackles them both* <333

[Winslow Leach]

Mr. Turtle: Oh no! No, no no no no! Someone call the ASPCA! A turtle was not meant to be thrown against walls...or used to play catch with! Help!

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *protects him* Don't worry, I won't let him throw you. XP *sets him down on a chair* Dr. Teeth, not so rough...

Dr. Teeth: A'ight, Ailie. *pets him gently*

[Muppet Newsgirl]

(sign appears on door)

We, the occupants of room 7, are about to become a little more elusive as three of us (Erin, Scooter and Nora) embark on a wicked grueling finals week, and as the other two (Storyteller and Beige) act as support staff. We'll try to poke our heads out once in a while, we promise.

Storyteller: And I'm going to be holding you three to that last line, understand?
E, S&N: (groaning) Yes, Storyteller.
Beige: Wow, from the sounds of things, your professors are making the Cave's Oldest Fraggle look like a softie.

[The Count]

*Downstairs... Wonder if Kyle's already listened to MuppetCast 56. There's a nice little surprise hidden in that episode for him to find.
VO: MC Dorms have been brought to you by the letter M for moon and monster... And by the number 8.
Good night.

*Count sings his lullaby to the little pets curling up for their bedtime in our quietly bootiful room.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *leaves for another day of prison aka school, drags her roomies along*

Zoot: *follows her reluctantly, crashing into a wall on the way out*

[The Count]

Hmmm... Been awfully quiet around here lately. Then again, everybody's busy with projects and papers and stuff. Oh well...
*Goes to get some breakfast.
:hungry: :busy:

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: ...N or D?
Rowlf: D.
Lisa: ...Curse you.
Rowlf: <double-take> What'd I do?
Lisa: You told me not to take a nap.
Rowlf: Oh. Well, you do have that big paper to-
Lisa: I know.
Rowlf: ...Y'know, if you really wanted to curse me, you could get back to writing "Say-"
Lisa: <venemous glare>
Rowlf: Oops.
Lisa: I NEED control of my brain today, Rowlf, do NOT go and stimulate the other two minds!
Rowlf: Sorry.
Lisa: <Sigh> Right. Paper... I have... nine hours. ...Ready, set, GO! <works on great big paper>

[WhiteRabbit]

The hallway...

Ailie: It sure has been a ghost town lately. O_o *startled by all the silence*

Chamberlain: *wearing a sheet over his head* BooooOoOoO... *slams into a wall* ...hoo. X_X

Zoot: Maybe they've all been abducted by aliens. O_O

Dr. Teeth: Lucky! Why wouldn' they take us in too? XP

Ailie: -_- Meh... *tries to think of something exciting to do*

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: Hmm, I don't think Ed's noticed I posted another portion of my story.
Red: Portion? Not chapter?
Beth: Yeah, I'm calling them segments or portions rather than chapters.
Mokey: So are you going to write another segment today?
Beth: That is the plan. I know better than to promise anything at this point!

[BeakerSqueedom]

In a spaceship.

Claudia: Ailie knows we've been abducted! We're saved!
E.T. GO HOME!
Hanging upside down thanks to the chain.
Finger suddenly glows at mid-sentence.
Blinks.

Bunsen: Floating in a colorful sort of liquid within a glass case.
I believe this is all my fault.
I am very, very ashamed.

Dr. Van Neuter: My fault for supporting your strange alien ambitions. Stuck in a strange hole.

Claudia: No. It's all my fault...
we're gonna die because...

Bunsen: Don't be so hard on yourself, m'dear.
You were but an innocent victim in our twisted little game.
You're just joining in the sympathy factor, but only because all that blood is rushing to your abnormally small brain.

Claudia: ...We're all gonna die 'cause...
MY FINGER IS ON FIRE!

Beaker: Spots E.T.
Meee meee mee! O_O

Bunsen: Indeed! It isn't on fire, it's glowing!
Perhaps it is a sign of friendship!

Claudia: O_o Wow, he's so wrinkly.
EWWWW! It's a walking prune!

E.T.: Does a naughty hand gesture at Claudia's fresh comment.

Claudia: O_O OMG! I'm telling on you! STEVEN SPIELBURG IS GONNA BE SOOO MAD AT YOU!

Blind Pew: Sighs.
Suspended in air by an unknown force.
Bound by invisible chains.
Mother told me she waz no good, but did ze Pew lizten?
Oh, no...I should have gone wiz Angelina Jolie!
I had tu follow ze stuupid one.

[The Count]

*Attempts to beam Claudia and her gang back down to her room. *Calls Prawny and Gonzo to help out. *Hopes Claudia will get back to posting soon.
:eek: :concern:

[WhiteRabbit]

Zoot: My name's not Ailie... O_o

Ailie: XP You wish it was...

[Winslow Leach]

Lefty, in his hammock, sucks on a lollipop. He futiley plays with a paddle ball, unable to connect...

Lefty: Argh! D'oh! Aw, come on! Dis is da hardest game on da planet!

[Katzi428]

Rosita looks in Lefty's room at him trying to play with the paddle ball
Rosita:Oh hola Señor Lefty! You trying to do this? takes the paddleball and the ball bounces a few times See?It's easy! Practice some more & you'll do perfect! Adios! Oh...and enjoy your lollipop!:) Rosita leaves the room,humming.

[Erine81981]

Herry: *in the common room* Is she coming?

Murray: *looks around the corner* Not yet.

Herry: I sure do hope she likes this song.

Farley: I think she will.

Herry: Thanks Farley.

Farley: Your welcome Herry. Just glad you picked me on the sax instead of Zoots or Hoots the Owl.

Herry: I thought since i've known you more i would ask you.

Farley: Thanks.

*yells from down the hall* Pizza's here!

Murray: Pizza!

Herry: Coming!

Farley: Wait for me guys. *leaves his sax on one of the chairs*

[The Count]

*Hugs Rosita... Glad to have ya back chica. You know you can talk with us if you need, and Kathy's there too with Prairie.
Ah, I see Lefty's been studying with Blueregard Q. Kazoo at the game of paddleball.
:smirk:

Another night... Dern school's got me busy... Oh well.
*Sits down to shuffle through threads.

[Erine81981]

Farley: Thanks Mr. Kyle for the pizza.

Your welcome Farley. Glad to have you over. Anytime you want to come stop by come on in.

Farley: Thanks.
Herry: Come on guys. We have to get ready for our song tonight.

Murray: This is going to be fun.

Farley: Bye.

Talk to you later Farley. You two don't stay out to late.

Herry: We won't. You know where we'll be.

I know.

Herry, Murray and Farley head back to the common room where the grand old paino, Cookie Monster's drum set and Farley's sax

Herry: *plays the piano a little* It sounds good to me.

Murray: *plays a little of the drums* Awsome!

Farley: *blows a long note out* Good to go.

Herry: Alright.

(music starts up)

Herry: I got a gal named Rosita, there's so much she makes me feel
She can make me smile or frown or scream or laugh or cry or squeal
Rosita! Honey, look what you've done!
There's so many ways of feelin' and you take me through them one by one!

When you show me that you like me, yeahhh, it makes me proud
I feel so good about it I gotta shout out loud
Rosita! Honey, look what you've done!
There's so many ways of feelin' and you take me through them one by one!

Sometimes you go away, and yeahhh, it makes me sad
But then you come right back again, oh, it makes me glad
Rosita! Honey, look what you've done!
There's so many ways of feelin' and you take me through them one by one!

(Farley's saxophone solo)

Well when you sneak up behind me 'n let out a rebel yell
It really really scares me because I just can't tell
That it's Rosita! Honey, look what you've done!
There's so many ways of feelin' and you take me through them one by one!

Gee, you took my rubber monster, now I'm one unhappy boy
But hey you brought it back and now I wanna jump for joy
Rosita! Honey, look what you've done!
There's so many ways of feelin' and you take me through them one by one!

ROSITA! My love for you is real!
There's no one who can beat you and I love the way you make me feel!
Yeahhhhhhh!

Farley: That was so cool!

Herry: You were awsome Farley.

Farley: You were too Herry.

Murray: I couldn't compare on good you two did.

Herry: You did great Murray.

Farley: Greatest, Murray!

[Katzi428]

Farley: Thanks Mr. Kyle for the pizza.

Your welcome Farley. Glad to have you over. Anytime you want to come stop by come on in.

Farley: Thanks.
Herry: Come on guys. We have to get ready for our song tonight.

Murray: This is going to be fun.

Farley: Bye.

Talk to you later Farley. You two don't stay out to late.

Herry: We won't. You know where we'll be.

I know.

Herry, Murray and Farley head back to the common room where the grand old paino, Cookie Monster's drum set and Farley's sax

Herry: *plays the piano a little* It sounds good to me.

Murray: *plays a little of the drums* Awsome!

Farley: *blows a long note out* Good to go.

Herry: Alright.

(music starts up)

Herry: I got a gal named Rosita, there's so much she makes me feel
She can make me smile or frown or scream or laugh or cry or squeal
Rosita! Honey, look what you've done!
There's so many ways of feelin' and you take me through them one by one!

When you show me that you like me, yeahhh, it makes me proud
I feel so good about it I gotta shout out loud
Rosita! Honey, look what you've done!
There's so many ways of feelin' and you take me through them one by one!

Sometimes you go away, and yeahhh, it makes me sad
But then you come right back again, oh, it makes me glad
Rosita! Honey, look what you've done!
There's so many ways of feelin' and you take me through them one by one!

(Farley's saxophone solo)

Well when you sneak up behind me 'n let out a rebel yell
It really really scares me because I just can't tell
That it's Rosita! Honey, look what you've done!
There's so many ways of feelin' and you take me through them one by one!

Gee, you took my rubber monster, now I'm one unhappy boy
But hey you brought it back and now I wanna jump for joy
Rosita! Honey, look what you've done!
There's so many ways of feelin' and you take me through them one by one!

ROSITA! My love for you is real!
There's no one who can beat you and I love the way you make me feel!
Yeahhhhhhh!

Farley: That was so cool!

Herry: You were awsome Farley.

Farley: You were too Herry.

Murray: I couldn't compare on good you two did.

Herry: You did great Murray.

Farley: Greatest, Murray!
Rosita coming out into the hall Oh Herry!That was wonderful! You others did a great job too! Thank you so very much!
she gives Farley,Cookie Monster & Murray hugs .But she gives Herry a BIG hug & a kiss on the cheek.

Back in Room 6
Hmmmm...somebody looks like a happy young lady!;)
Rosita:Oh si Kathy!Estoy muy feliz! I..I...Sorry Kath,I know.. "English,Rosita!"
No...no sweetie...I know ..." Oh Yes,Kathy....I'm very happy!" And I'm glad that you're happy!hugging her

Rosita:Thank you Kathy
You're more than welcome. I'm going to get some sleep.And I know you're excited but I think you should too.
Rosita:OK...I will. Goodnight Kathy.
Sweet dreams Rosita.

[BEAR]

Bryan: Hey, guys!
Big Bird: Bryan, where have you been?
Bert: Yeah, we haven't seen you for a really long time.
Bryan: Oh, I've been here. I guess our schedules are all so different right now, it's hard to find time to actually see each other. I mean, I work all day and then have my show at nights and by the time I get home, you are all asleep.
Bert: (glaring at Ernie) Some of us.
Bryan: Anything interesting been happening that I've missed?
Big Bird: Well, Rosita has been sad because of her father.
Bryan: Oh, yeah. I heard about that. We should send her something to cheer her up. What do you think? Chocolate chip cookies?
Cookie: It always cheer me up!
Bryan: (patting Cookie Monster on the head) I know.
Ernie: On a brighter note, Farley is visiting!
Bryan: Oh really? I like Farley. Is this his first time visitting the Dorms, I don't remember?
Ernie: I dunno.
Bryan: Where's Snuffy?
Big Bird: He went home to visit his mommy and little Alice.
Bryan: Gosh, it's been busy here.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *rolling fruit across the floor in boredom* Go apple!

Chamberlain: Go orange!

Dr. Teeth: Go banana! *places it on the ground* O_O

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: Rolls across the floor randomly, screaming.

Bunsen: Watch for the frui-

Claudia: Squishes their fruit by accident.
I can't! I'm a blueberry!
Someone's been watching TOO much Willy Wonka!
HONESTLY!

Bunsen: Looks on sheepishly at the rolling ball that is Claudia.

Beaker: MEEE!

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: HA! I win!

Ailie: *cries*

Dr. Teeth: *picks up the leftovers and throws them at Chamberlain*

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Beige: Go fruit salad.
Storyteller: What's this about fruit salad?
Beige: Look in the hallway. And what do bananas have in common with acrobats, dancers and my uncle's five-sizes-too-small khakis?
Storyteller: They all split. Next question?
Beige: How's the cram school going?
Erin: For me, the worst is over. I have just one more tomorrow, and it's fairly lightweight.
Scooter: Yeah, and I got that huge science paper turned in yesterday.
Nora: I've got a history exam early tomorrow morning, and I'm not looking forward to it.
Beige: So take a break from the books for a bit.
Scooter: (glancing at watch) What time does Deep Freeze close? I've been craving the Transylvania Twist for the last hour or something.
Erin: They'll be open for another hour, 'cause the weather's warming up. And I've been daydreaming about the chocolate-raspberry swirl myself.
Nora: And they've got green tea ice cream these days; I want to try that one.
Storyteller: Sounds nice...en avant, everyone.
Beige: Oh, please let them still have the Chocolate Overdose...

(gang grabs wallets and purses and heads out for a walk into town)

[The Count]

Hello... Greetings from the dorms management team. Today is a very important day. Do you know what "important"means? That means it is very special for some very big reason to somebody. What makes today so important? Well... *Camera pans back. If you've noticed, we've gotten somewhat greener. There are little green leaflet banner strewn across the ceilings of the hallways and of course there's the green mint frostingg Uncle Deadly is using...
*Camera shows UD icing a cake with green mint frosting.

The reason for all of this is... Today's Kermit The Frog's birthday! Yaeeeeey! *Waves arms about frantically.
So, like I was saying... Party tonight! If you don't spot the frog of honor, I hope he'll at least emerge from his sequestered shelter on the weekend and join us in singing a verse or two in his praise. If you have well wishes, presents, or just a simple card for our froggy leader, be sure to leave it at Room #20's door. That's the third door down on your right to the second floor common room's right.

Again, hoppy, erm happy birthday Kerm!

[BEAR]

Ernie: Didja hear that, Bert? Today is Kermit the Frog's birthday.
Bert: But I thought Kermit's birthday was February 29th.
Bryan: Don't believe everything you read, Bert.
Bert: But you marked the calendar.
Bryan: Exactly. Don't believe everything you read. (Takes out pencil and erases where it says Kermit's b-day on Feb. 29th, and rewrites in on May 9th)
Ernie: Khekhekhe!
Bryan: Well, atleast I have the day off today. First one in a while.
Big Bird: So then we can celebrate Kermit's birthday?
Bryan: Sure!
Cookie: Everything look so green.
Bryan: It's a great color. So what should we do first?
Cookie: Lunch!
Bert: Birthday shopping!
Bryan: Lunch, and then birthday shopping!
Cookie: Oh boy oh boy!

[redBoobergurl]

*The residents of room 3 leave a birthday present for Kermit outside of room 20, it is a lovely framed painting that Mokey has done of Kermit and Robin sitting at the end of a rainbow*

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: Wow! Kermit's birthday...this should be a lot of fun! I've never seen him since I first joined but it's okay. I will now. =)

Dr. Teeth: We've gotta get the rest of the band to play with us for him!

Zoot: *wakes up* Totally. *hugs his sax* Janice. <333

Chamberlain: *making a cake filled with flies*

[Erine81981]

Grover: This is one wonderful day! *clasp hands together and puts near his face*

What?

Grover: Today is my best bud in the world.

Herry: Awwwww thanks Grover. Your so kind.

Grover: It is not you Herry. It is Kermie baby!

Oh yea. Today is Kermit's birthday. We need to get him something. Does anyone have any idea what to give a frog?

Herry: Not me.

Burce: We could get him a new T-shirt but he would proubley get it mixed up with all those guys names that rhyme with his.

Yea. We wouldn't want that.

We all look at the camrea and smile

We might just have to make it to the store sometime tonight. I'll go get ready. *leaves, comes out with my own rubber duckie, a towel and soap*

[The Count]

*Leaves a parcel for Kermit at Room #20's door. The larger box contains a shoofly-based gooey butter cake, with green mint icing forming little Kermit faces on the sides with classic arches of marble ribbets, and the leapfrog maypole candles tucked inside for Ru to handle with care. The smaller box holds a cool lime green polo, leaflike collar and cuffs, and of course, a bottle of vintage green tea.
Happy or hoppy birthday Kermit. Thanks for putting that smile on all our faces.

*Besides the presents for the friendly frog, a bouquet of Southern carnations laced with green shamrock ribbons is left for Catherine, in token of our appreciation for her on Mother's Day.

*Bats spread smaller single carnations with little minted coins for everyone here, either to share with their mothers or as token to those who are mothers—or meowthers in some cases.

:batty: :flirt: :shifty:
*Skulks away.

[WhiteRabbit]

Dr. Teeth: D'ya think Kermit will like our present?

Ailie: He'll love it. =) Come on, you guys. It doesn't seem like he's around but we can put it by his door. *underneath the wrapping paper is a new banjo with six strings, all are a different color*

Zoot: Almost forgot this. *tapes a green card on it with a bunch of drawings and notes from the four roomies*

Ailie: Good thinking! *musses his hair* Come on. *They set the present in front of Room 20 and then tiptoe away*

Chamberlain: *places a cake made out of flies next to it and follows them outside*

[BEAR]

Bryan: (waves to the gang as they drive away on a bus) Bye, guys! Have fun!
Well, happy Mother's Day, everybody. That's why Big Bird, Cookie Monster, Bert and Ernie are going away on that bus. They're off to spend the weekend with their mothers. What about me, you ask? Well, unfortunately I have to do 2 shows today and my mother is out of town. Well, I guess I better get ready. Have a nice day everyone and I'll see ya later!

[Erine81981]

In room 26..........

Bye Bryan. You be careful on your 2 shows. *heads back into the room, sits alone in the living room, talking to the carmea* I sure do hope Kermit likes his gift. This is not going to be a fun day. All the monsters have gone home to their mommy's for Mother's day. *lets out a sigh*

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Beige: So, everyone have a good Mother's day?
Storyteller: I did; spent some time with the family in Firefly Caverns.
Scooter: I gave Mom a bio of Katherine Graham, and then we all goofed off around town.
Erin: I spent the better part of mine on a rather nutty stretch of highway, since we're bringing my gran in for commencement, but it was good.
Nora: (sigh) I spent some time at Rainbow Memories.
Beige: Rainbow Memories? That's the cemetery, what are you...
Scooter: Uh, Beige...Nora's mom is...
Beige: Oh, right. Sorry.
Erin: It's okay, Nora. (trying to change subject) So what'd you guys think of the latest interview with Jane Hunt?
Storyteller: Oh, so enlightening...and that phone message from Sara...
Scooter: I had no idea Richard was a Boy Scout as a kid.
Beige: Who woulda thunk it...King Richard the Perfectly Terrible was a good little boy once upon a time.
Nora: (smiling) But there's no way he'd admit it in public. (pause) I like what Jane said about those women trying to catch a cab, and that girl who was crying by the duck pond...how Richard helped them out.

[Erine81981]

*gets off the couch and heads into the hallway* I wonder if anyone wants to play any borad games? Oh well. I'll just be lonely.

(some music starts)

Me: I'm feeling kind of down 'cause I'm lonely
There's nobody around so I'm lonely
Where are all my friends today?
Why do they all stay far away from me?
Can't they see that I'm lonely? Oooooh yeah.

I'm walking up and down 'cause I'm lonely (Kathy: He's lonely)
I'm wearin' out the ground being lonely (Beth: He's so lonely)
Everybody's run away
I'm all alone and that is why I'll say
And I'll say that I'm lonely (Kim: He's so lonely)
I'm so lonely

I'm feelin' so bad (Kathy, Beth and Kim: Feelin' so bad)
It's drivin' me mad (Kathy, Beth and Kim: Drivin' him mad)
It shouldn't be too hard to see that I wanna little company

I've looked all around (Kathy, Beth and Kim: Looked all around)
I've looked up and down (Kathy, Beth and Kim: Looked up and down)
But the only thing I see in the scene is me
And I'm still loooooonely (Kathy, Beth and Kim: And he's still looooooonely)


*cries a little* I'm hanging by myself 'cause I'm lonely (Kathy, Beth and Kim: He's lonely)
There's just me and no one else, I'm the only (Kathy, Beth and Kim: He's the only)
There must be folks somewhere
But all I know is there ain't no one here (Kathy, Beth and Kim: No one here)
Ooooh Don't they care? (Kathy, Beth and Kim: Don't they care?)
That I'm lonely (Kathy, Beth and Kim: He's so lonely)
I'm so lonely (Kathy, Beth and Kim: He's so lonely)

Well, there must be spared folks somewhere
But all I know is there ain't no one here (Kathy, Beth and Kim: No one here)
Don't they care? (Kathy, Beth and Kim: Don't they care?)
That I'm so lo-o-o-o-nleeeeeey

(Kathy, Beth and Kim: He's so lo-o-o-o-nleeeeeey)

Oh, come on, come on, ladies
I need to see your smilin' face

(Kim, Kathy and Beth escorts me out of the hallway and to the common room)

[The Count]

Hey Kyllleeeeeeeeeee babbeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Would slap you on the back buddy, but I'm feelin' under the weather just a bit. Hope you had a nice Mother's Day with your family. And hey, the monsters will be back before you know it.

[Katzi428]

Hey Kyle! Like Ed said (hmmm...that rhymes!;) ) Anyway.... sorry you were lonely today. But the monsters will be back soon. In fact,I see some fuzzy & blue monsters coming! Hi guys!waving through the window

[Katzi428]

Hey Kyllleeeeeeeeeee babbeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Would slap you on the back buddy, but I'm feelin' under the weather just a bit. Hope you had a nice Mother's Day with your family. And hey, the monsters will be back before you know it.
Ed...sorry you're not feline well. sending chicken soup your way. Don't worry..it was not made by the Swedish Chef
Think I'll lay in bed & watch my DVD of The Odd Couple Season 1 that I got fur my birthday.
MC Dorms were brought to you by the letter M (for (Mom naturally!) and the number 7
MC Dorms are a production of Muppet Central Workshop .Nite everybody!:)

[Winslow Leach]

Tony: Hey Lefty, how was your Mother's Day?

Lefty: Huh? Oh...it was good! Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!

Tony: Get her anything special?

Lefty: Yeah, yeah...I got 'er dis chair.

Tony: A chair?

Lefty: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Riiiiiiiiiiiiight!

Tony: Er, what kind of chair?

Lefty: Oh, it was dis chair made outta wood.

Tony: A chair made out of wood. How unusual.

Lefty: Riiiiiiight, riiiiiiiiiight.

Tony: So where did you buy--I mean find--this unique specimen?

Lefty: Ah, it fell off da roof of a station wagon. Yeah, dis station wagon was in fronna me, right? All of da sudden, dis chair dat was tied ta da roof fell off, into da street! Just my luck! Da people in da station wagon didn't even know! So I scooped it up, and presented it ta my mudder as 'er present!

Tony: You're really too much, you know that?

Lefty: What? What I do?

Tony throws a pillow at Lefty.

[Erine81981]

Grover: We heard you were lonely yesterday.

Yep. I just didn't have anyone to talk to. Glad ya'll are back. Did ya'll have a good time with your mothers?

Herry: I know i did. Flossie made my mom a neckless out of beads and shiney rocks. I bought her a new sun hat. She loves to work in the garden.

Grover: I gave my mommy a card i made and some flowers.

I she proubley loved that.

Grover: She sure did.

Murray: My dad helped me get mom a new dress. She really loved it.

What about you Bruce?

Bruce: Well if you want to know. I got her a bracelet.

That is so nice.

Herry: What did you get your mom?

Me and my sister put our money together and got her a digital picture frame. My sister put all the pics in there before giving it to her. So now she can have all of our family pics.

Murray: I hope to see it sometime soon. That sounds really neat.

It is. Let's head out to the park. Sound good?

Monsters: Yeah! *jumps up and high fives each other*

Good.

[Skeeter Muppet]

Gillis: So, how was the farm?
Kim: A little damp and gray because of the weather, but aside from that it was good. Mom got all of her plants for the flower beds and cemetery pots on Memorial Day.
Gillis: *eyeing the new windowbox* And you picked up something for yourself, I see...
Kim: Yeah, I couldn't resist. *shrugs* I should take you guys with me next time; you'd like it down there.
Gillis: Yes, well...in the meantime, we have a little something for you.
Kim: *raises eyebrow* Oh really?
Fraggles: Happy Belated Mother's Day!
Kim: ...but I'm not anyone's mother.
Tosh: Well, you sure act like it for us most of the time!
Kim: This is true...
Boober: Watch it...
Mimzy: *ignoring him* So, as a token of our appreciation, yadda yadda yadda, we all chipped in and got you this.
Kim: A gift certificate for the Soap Shoppe, nice. Thanks, you guys.
Gillis: Don't mention it.

-Kim

[BeakerSqueedom]

Beaker: Pinned to the wall by really, really sharp bananas.
Is too tired to really react to Claudia's physical torment.

Claudia: Scribbles useless notes of academical sorts; at the same time throws crumply paper at the pinned Beaker.

Beaker: Meep?

Claudia: Yeah. I'm not feeling too hot.
As if all the sugar in me had dissolved miraculously into the nothing. I'm shamed...just shoot me now.

Beaker: Yanks a fruit from the wall, flatly.
Squeezes it, sending the fleshy interior hurling into her chest.

Claudia: Crumples over to the side.
Notices the mess the shot made.
Sighs loudly. Feigns death.
Covers herself with a purple rug.

Bunsen: How delightful!
A brand new rug! Yes, a little bumpy, but nothing a touch-up can't handle!

Beaker: Rolls eyes at Bunsen's obliviousness.
Mee mee mee, mee.

Bunsen: Oh? That's Claudia you say? Well, dear, why didn't you say so? Giddily tosses the rug to the side.
My goodness, someone's gone a bit bananas!

Claudia: Leave me alone to die.
You make me so lonely, baby.
I get so lonely...
I get so lonely, I could die...

And although it's always so crowded,
you can still find some room...
for broken-hearted lovers to cry away their gloom.

Eats a piece of banana sloppily.
Places the peel on Bunsen's head before laying back down.

Bunsen: This is quite disturbing.
We must research the cause of this!

Blind Pew: Iz not zhat diffeecult, you zee...
Takes out a cookie. Gallantly tips his four-cornered hat.
Iz lack of sugar. Thaz all. Iz not rocket sczience, eh?
Hehehe. Here zyou go, my black pearl!

Claudia: Accidently pushes a button on the floor.
Is sent flying out of the building in a matter of seconds.

They all stare.

Dr. Van Neuter: Huh, girls can fly!

Blind Pew: Zyou szent my love FLYINGZ?

Bunsen: It was an honest mistake, sir...

Blind Pew: Sighs.
Rams him through with his sword.

Bunsen: Looks down in awe.
Looks to him again.
I suppose I should be thankful for the fact I could not feel a thing the moment you thrusted that sword through me.

Beaker: Shoots at Pew with a banana.

Composta: Be back, boys.
Me go catch Claudia from big fall.

[The Count]

*Comes in... Corpse girls can fly... Aren't they all angels put here on this earth for um, erm... Moving on.
One less class to worry about, just pressed the button to send my final assignment to the professor. Should be fun, me thinks there will be new roomies bunking out near Ailie and Clauds soonish.
*Rubs hands with glee.

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: Lands into Ailie's room.
Gives her a hug and passes her a bouquet of flowers.
Feel better, Ailie. ;_; I lovers you. <3

Beaker: Meep. Pats Rabbit's hand kindly.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *huggles Claudia back* Me will and I lovers you too. Thankses. <3

Dr. Teeth: *refrains from shooting Beaker's hand off* >_>

[BeakerSqueedom]

Beaker: Notices his stare. Blinks.
Hides underneath Ailie's pillow slowly and carefully.
Meeps softly underneath it.

Claudia: Stop being such a baby, Beaker! <3
I have just the gift to cheer Ailie up! =3
Closes the door.
Puts a sign that says "Do not disturb...we're playing tic-tac-toe"!

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: O_o Can we play Eels and Escalators too?

Dr. Teeth: *feeling her forehead* I think ya cured her, Claudia. =)

Chamberlain: Rats. X_X

Zoot: Where? *hides*

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: Yeah sure! That's why I brought this fake eel! =3 His name is sparkles.

Beaker: Shakes head.

[The Count]

Hmmm... How d'ya know it's a fake eel Clauds? You plugged it in yet?

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: O_o *pokes it*

[AnimatedC9000]

*a red Volkswagon Beetle drives up to the main building, just barely missing some of the other cars (both on the road and in the parking lot). In the car are three figures: one of them is a girl around 15 years old, is sort of short for her age, and is wearing a 1950's T-shirt, blue jeans, and white sneakers with socks. The other two are destined to be her roomates*
*the car finally manages to park in an empty parking space*
*the driver's door opens*
Marvin Suggs: *spins out of the car* Ole, Ole, Ole! It is I, the beloved-a Marvin Suggs-a!
Lips: *gets out of the passenger's side, holding his trumpet case* Please tell me we won't have to do that again...
Caitlyn (me) : I hope not. *gets out of car with a pet carrier and an Elvis duffel bag* Let me say that I will be SO GLAD when I get my driver's liscence in a couple of weeks!
Lips: You're not even legally allowed to drive yet.
Caitlyn: I'll be of legal age in a couple of days.
Marvin: What is with the standing around? Are we not here to check in?
Caitlyn: Right. I'll go check in, guys. You unload the rest of the luggage. *walks towards the building*
Marvin: And we will! *to Lips:" Don't just stand there, help unload the luggage!
Lips: -_-;
Caitlyn: *at the front lobby* *puts down pet carrier* *dings the bell three times* *looks around* ... Ah, what the heck? *dings the bell some more* :D

[The Count]

*From downstairs... *Hears someone ringing the lobby's desk bell, ringing out the tune to Mahna Mahna.
Be fright back guys.

*Heads upstairs in the elevator, passing through the sets of doors en route to receive the newest residents.

Oh Caitlyn, great, you finally found the place. Which room... Oh yeah, 15. *Grabs the key from the hook near the marble number 15. And who are you staying with? *Her colleagues enter the frame, introducing themselves. Ah, Marvin Suggs. Mmm, will have to tell Claudia to keep Peepers safely tucked away. And Lips, great, the band's finally complete once again. OK then, follow me, your room's not that far away. If you want, you can swipe one of the maps to town there from the desk.

*The party proceeds past the twin sets of swinging double doors into the second or main floor's hallway. See that large carpeted room in front of us? That's this floor's common room. The trashcan in the back left corner is where Oscar lives, haven't seen nor heard much of him lately though, maybe he went to wish his mom a rotten Mother's Day. Also, in the back right corner there's an Old World furnace housing a modern dumbwaiter elevator which we use to get from floor to floor. We managed to pipe in a direct feed from MCR into it to play non-stop Muppet music. Now then, it's just a step to the right... And your room's the first one here on our left, right next to the common room. *Hands Caitlyn the key. You've got Ailie and Dr. Teeth and Zoot, and Chamberlain as next door neighbors, Claudia and her science nerds, Kim and the Fraggles, and Layla and Catherine with the main ushgush Muppets though they seem to be AWOL as well. The bathroom's the last door down on your left at the end of the hall in the opposite direction. *Points back the way they came.

Hope you're happy and have fun here, welcome to the MC Dorms!
*Hugs.

[BeakerSqueedom]

Beaker: MEEP!

Claudia: Tired. Takes off the blanket.
Let's...let's greet the new person.
Blinks.
WOW! I fell asleep in the middle of our game?
Sorry, Rabbit. ;_;

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *hugs back* Thank you very much. *to Lips and Marvin* Ready, guys?
Both: *nod*
Caitlyn: Okay, here we go... *unlocks door and opens it*
*the room looks... mismatched, according to the walls. The wall to the left is painted yellow with festive designs; the window wall across the doorway is painted in in a jazz-like scheme with different shades of blue and gray; the right wall is painted to look like a restaurant from the 1950's. To the left, a metal bunk bed is pushed up against the wall. The bottom bunk has a bright, festive bedspread; the top one has a navy blue bedspread. A small nightstand with a lamp is besides the bunk bed. In the corner that connects the festive wall to the jazz wall is a TV with a combo video/DVD player. The jazz wall, of course, contains a coushined window seat. The window has dark blue drapes. A CD player is set in the corner of the seat across from a little pet bed (for the Muppaphones). On the "retro" wall, just off of the jazz wall, a door modeled after a '50s restaurant door leads to the closet. In front of a painted jukebox is a small entertainment center containing records with a redord/tape player sitting on top. A bed with a black bedspread and pink pillows is set parallel to the wall containing the door. To the left of the bed is a nightstand with a lamp, an alarm clock, and a phone. Next to that, close to the wall is a computer desk with a laptop and printer already hooked up. Some hanged pictures of jazz and swing artists such as Louis Armstrong and Ella Fitzgerland are on the jazz wall (and a few near the upper bunk of the festive wall). Posters and pictures of artists such as Elvis, Buddy Holly, and Jerry Lee Lewis, take up some of the retro side and some of the doorway side. A rug is in the middle of the room.*
Marvin: ...
Lips: ...
Caitlyn: .... We have GOT to talk to each other more about the decorating. Although I like the 1950's wall. *sets suitcase and duffel bag on the bed*
Lips: *observes the jazz wall* Nice. *sets trumpet case near the window*
Marvin: This bed...
Caitlyn: What about it?
Marvin: It is MAGNIFICO!
Caitlyn: Right. *opens pet carrier case by the window seat* Come on out, little guys. This is your new home. Look, it even has your own special bed!
Marvin: Blah, blah, blah.
Lips: *rolls eyes*
*the Muppaphones semerge from the carrier...*
Marvin: *gasps!* What have you DONE with my Muppaphones!
Caitlyn: I gave them a makeover on te way here!
Lips: That's cool.
Caitlyn: *points to the MP with electric blue (on top) and grayish fur (on face)* This is Ember, *points to the blonde MP with a cowboy hat* this is Clay, *points to light blue MP (with red and gold markings) wearing sunglasses* that's Norm, *points to black (top) and green (face) MP (with pink, purple, and light blue markings)* this one is Desiree, *points to the white MP with black circles painted around the eyes, wearing a black hood (with red on the inside) and holding a little (fake) scythe* this one is Grim, *points to white MP with yellow around the mouth, wearing a blue sailor hat* that's Donald, *points to light green MP with yellow around the mouth, wearing a vaudville-like hat with a black band* this little cutie's Jose, *points to the red MP with yellow around the mouth, wearing a sombrero* and the one in the sombrero is Panchito.
Lips: You're the only one that I know of who would do a thing like that.
Caitlyn: At least I'm not the only one who's part of the Electirc Mayhem here. Zoot and Dr. Teeth are next door.
Lips: That's great! :excited:
Marvin: *scoffs* Well, Muppaphones are born for striking, not to play dress-up with.
Caitlyn: Play nice with the other kids, Marvin, or you'll be grounded for a month.
Marvin: You're-a not my mother!
Lips: *laughing*

[Skeeter Muppet]

Kim: Hey guys, sounds like we've got new neighbors. Who wants to go say hello?
Boober: Who are we saying hello to?
Kim: Caitlyn, and her roomies Lips and Marvin Suggs.
Gillis: Ah, two more fellow musicians!
Boober: ...if you can call Suggs a musician.
Gillis: *thinks this over* ...good point, Boober.
Mimzy: That's not very neighborly, guys.
Boober: Oh, you're saying you condone animal abuse?
Kim: Okay, that's enough guys. Let's go over and say hi. And Boober, Gillis - no antagonizing Suggs.

-Kim

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: Hey guys, we've got new neighbors!

Chamberlain: Mmm...shall we throw eggs or toilet paper?

Ailie: >_> Chamberlain, don't be an--

Chamberlain: Language, young lady. So, who are they?

Ailie: Caitlyn--or Connie or AniC. She's got a lot of nicknames and she's a fun chick. =) And you guys will like this--more musicians! Marvin Suggs and Lips!

Dr. Teeth: Lips? Awesome! We haven' jammed with him in forever!

Zoot: Zzzzz-wha--?

Ailie: Come on. *leads her roomies out to say hi to the newcomers*

[Erine81981]

Herry: New neighbors just moved in.

Murray: Let's go say hi and exchange hugs.

Herry: Sounds good.

Herry and Murray head over to room 15 and knock on the door

Herry: Hello there...what's your name?

Murray: Hello too.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *comes back from school to see people standing outside dorm 15* Um... hello? I need to get into my room, please.
Lips: *answers door* *sees me* Nice of you to come back.
Caitlyn: Hey, it was only some odd hours. *makes way through crowd* *puts backpack on her bed and goes back to the doorway* Hello, everyone!

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: Hi Caitlyn, welcome to the dorms! *hugs* You already know me and my roommates are very anxious to meet you. =) This is Chamberlain...he's a dweeb...and not important. =P *pushes him away*

Chamberlain: ACK! *falls over* Mmm... :scary:

Ailie: And this is my homeboy Zoot and my lover Dr. Teeth. <3

Zoot: *shyly* H-hi.

Dr. Teeth: What up, Caitlyn? Nice to meet ya. =)

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Nice to meet you, too, Dr. Teeth! You too, Zoot. *waves at the sax player* Hello!
Lips: It's great to see you guys again, man!
Marvin: ... *to Chamberlain:* I am the beloved-a Marvin Suggs-a!
Caitlyn: It's great to see you again, Allie. Or should I say Riz?

[Erine81981]

Herry: I didn't get her name?

Murray: I think someone said her name is Caitlyn.

Herry: Oooh i see. Hello there..*holds hands out*...Caitlyn. I'm Herry Monster.

Murray: And i am Murray the Monster. We room with Kyle.

Herry: Also Grover and Bruce stays with us too.

Murray: But you have to watch out for Oscar.

Oscar: *pops up* Did someone ask for me?

Murray: I was just telling our new neighbors about you.

Oscar: And what have you told them?

Murray: Nothing yet. You interuped me.

Oscar: *waits around*

Murray: Well?

Oscar: Well what?

Murray: Aren't you going to say anything?

Oscar: No. I was just waiting on you.

Herry: Oscar is very grouchy and doesn't like anyone to talk to him or ask for anything.

Oscar: Your right Herry. *walks off*

Murray: He actual agree with you.

Herry: I know.

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *accepts Herry's handshake* It's a pleasure to meet both of you. ... and, to some extent, Oscar. *giggles* And I can't wait to meet Kyle, Grover and Bruce.
Marvin: *notices something* Where are my Muppaphones? *starts to look*
Caitlyn: *to self* I have no idea...
Jose the MP: *pops up on my shoulder*
Caitlyn: *smiles and pets the little guy*

[Erine81981]

Herry: I'll let Kyle and the others know about ya'll. We'll talk to you guys and women later.

Murray: *waves bye* Bye. She's really nice.

Herry: She really is. I can't wait for Kyle and Grover to meet her.

Murray: And Bruce too.

Herry: If he wants too. You know him. He's almost like Oscar.

Murray: Your right about that.

Murray and Herry head back to their rooms to watch some late night tv

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: We'd better go to bed soon, guys. I have school in the morning. So, that's where I'll be every weekday.
Lips: Got it.
*the door closes*
Caitlyn: *mysteriously, is already in pajamas* Good night, guys. *tucks the Muppaphones in* *kisses Jose on the head*
Marvin: Good night, my beloved audience!
Caitlyn: Shut up. *throws throw pillow at him* *retrieves it*
Lips: Heheh. Good night, guys. *goes to window seat to practice some slow-tempo, quiet songs on his trumpet*
Marvin: *gets into his bed* Good night!
Caitlyn: *turns off light* *puts on eyemasks* *puts laptop on "Sleep"* *lays on bed... then puts two blankets over herself (a weird habit that I have: going to sleep without messing up the actual covers)* *sets alarm* Good night, all. *gets into a comfortable position*

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: <hunched over behind her computer> <peeks eyes up over the back of the screen>
Chef: Shoom?
Rowlf: Well?
Robin: WELL?
Lisa: <Examines screen> ...In Geology... I got... an A.
Robin: YAAAAAAAAY!
Rowlf: ...You already knew that.
Lisa: ...Hush, you.
Rowlf: Sorry.
Lisa: <examines screen> ...In English... I got... an A.
Robin: YAAAAAAAAAY!
Rowlf: Now THAT, you DIDN'T know.
Chef: Ya, ya, de bunshka paypapaypur de nopen de fur de sourcies...
Lisa: Yeah... But the professor liked me... and my little rant in the journals associating poetry with- <glances at Robin> ...Um... With some bad times, uh- probably pulled a nice sympathy card. Not that he was tough grader, anyway...
Rowlf: Speaking of grades...
Lisa: Oh, right, right. <Ahem> <Examines screen> ...In... Government... I got... an A.
Robin: YAAAAAAAAAY!
Rowlf: You pretty much knew that one, too.
Chef: Ya kuuben de citen bouncy happy!
Rowlf: Sorry.
Lisa: ...Sheesh. <Examines screen> ...In Magic... I got... an A.
Robin: YAAAAAAAAAY!
Chef: Ya datsen de smartsenda proogem shte?
Lisa: Uh-huh.
Rowlf: I STILL can't believe you got in a magic class.
Lisa: ...<Shrug> Kittens. <Ahem> <examines screen> ...In... Math... I got... <hesitates>
Robin: ...Well?
Rowlf: Well?
Chef: Shoom?
Lisa: ...An A.
Robin: YAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Rowlf: Not bad for an English major.
Lisa: <scrunches face>
Chef: ...Yabben datsen de uber de klasses?
Lisa: Yup, that's all of 'em.
Chef: ...Uben de A's?
Lisa: ...All A's.
Robin: ...STRAIGHT A'S?
Lisa: STRAIGHT A'S! <jumps up and dances around> WOOOOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOO!

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *wakes up to alarm and turns it off* *turns on the lamp* Gah! Too bright! *sits up and looks at roommates*
Lips: *asleep on the window seat, trumpet in hand*
Marvin: *asleep in his bed*
Muppaphones: *all asleep*
Caitlyn: *smiles* *gets out of bed to get ready for school*

[The Count]

Hmmm... Seems like Caitlyn's having a good time integrating herself into the dorms. Her room's directly above ours guys... So just send the bats straight up if there's a message for her at any point.

*Bursts through door, glomps Lisa. Yaey! Straight A's! Ju know what that means... Straight to celebrate in fanfic!
*Leaves much the same way he came in, mysteriously and invisibly.
:batty: :smirk: :sympathy:

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: I thought I was the only one with good grades. D:

Bunsen: Oh, hush you.

Claudia: Congratulations, Lisa! <3
Hush you, Bunnie.
I have a right to talk!

Police: And you have the right to remain silent!

Claudia: WHAT? NO!

Police: You've been charged as a menace to society due to your mental instability. You must come with us now.

Claudia: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Is dragged away from the building.

Dr. Van Neuter: ....IT WORKED!
Puts down the phone.

Blind Pew: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Composta: Hits Neuter across the head.

[The Count]

*Charges are dropped... Much to Crazy Harry's disappointment. Claudia is let free to go,her mental instability no more a harm to others than Toga or Prawn's.
Bad scientist... Have half a mind to sick... Well, I've yet to name my little black hole.

[The Count]

OK... Got my black hole's name. Now then, what i-scream flavor to give him. Hmmm...
UD: Why not check in at Deep Freeze? They might have some good flavors to choose from.
Yeah, haven't gone out for i-scream meself in a while. You want to come with?
UD: Certainly, but what about Count?
He's off at Sesame getting things ready for tomorrow's tribute to Jim.
UD bows his head nodding.
Too bad Erin's not here, I know she'd be a boon for sabor selections. Oh well.
*Pops in at Claud's cell to see if she's been released on early parole, choosing to go find some i-scream for her roomies too.
:insatiable:

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: Yep. I R free.
I-screams? Oh, oh, I want one!
Follows Eddie.
Blinks.

Be right back!
Stares down Neuter.
Pew, do your stuff.
Skips away with Ed.

Blind Pew: My pleaszure, my darlingz!
Oui, oui! Grabs him by his hair.

Can we zay, bonjour to death?
NYEHEHHEE!

Dr. Van Neuter: Oh crap.
Is thrown out the window.

[The Count]

*Outside the dorms... Bad form old bean.
UD: Yes, I'd give that fall a 3. Need to work on it if you want to ace the diving team's record.
*All leave with Clauddiee in toe for the i-scream parlor.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *kidnaps her Claudia back* Mine! O_O <3

Chamberlain: *pokes Beaker*

[The Count]

Noooo! If I can't have my Clauddieeea then noone will.
Mwahahaha!

*Presses detonator.
Oh wait... If I blow her up, there'll be no more story. Plus, it'll be too messy. And how will I explain it to Coffee? Eh, she's a big girl, she can take care of herself in that dark dreary Labyrinth.

*Pounces on Rabbit instead. Clauddieeeea! Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine! *Grrrr!
Huh? Wha happa? Did we fall into the timewarp again?
:cool: :eek: :scary:

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: Noooooo! She's m--timewarp? O_O *starts dancing*

[The Count]

Yeah... Dance! Dance!
*Sniffs air... Ewwwww, Claudia! You wash off that burning gasoline and get squeeky clean again. Me like strawberry-scented Squeex better anyway. She delicious, she squeekalicious!
:hungry: :insatiable:

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *freezes and then yanks Claudia away from Count and back to her dorm* Mwahahahahah!

[The Count]

*Calmly blasts lightning at Ailie's door, showering directly over her head. Then just as calmly takes Clauddieeea back to share da i-screams. Nyah!

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: Tim Burton's behind you! *bites the Count and takes Claudia back* Mine! =P

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: 0_0 Oh, goodness...wait, Ed! Don't!
I'm too young to be 'sploded! D:

I have yet to get married, get little baby Claudias, get old and smell like old bananas! D:

NOO- Huh? Gooooooddd....fics....save me. <3
Snugs Eddie.
Is kidnapped.
O-o RABBBIIIIIIIIIT YAA-
Is taken yet again. X3
Wow...I feel loved! :3
WHEEEE! Wait....timewarp? :0

0_0 We're in the twilight zone, y'all.
O_@

EEP! Kidnapped again.

O_o

[The Count]

*Ailie bites nothing but air. Is he? Or is he already here? *Laughs maniacally, plunging Ailie and Claudia into darkness.
Noone be safe from the dread terror now!
Mwahahahahahaaa!
Deadly! Chamberlain! Put these two in chains, and keep them apart from each other. I know of how to deal with them.
*Breathing heavily: If you only knew of the power of my dark side! :scary:

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: Count...only Zeebo the clown is indestructable. =P *punches Chamberlain, slips out of her chains, and dragses Claudia away*

Chamberlain: *cries* Highschool never ends...

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: O_O SEPERATED FOREVER? NOOOOOOO!
Is dragged away.

O-o

Blind Pew: I do ze kidnapping here!

[The Count]

Yes... And who do you think taught Zebo? *Evil sneer.
*Pushes button and tractor beam drags Ailie and Claudia back to their prison.
*Breathing heavily: In the Twilight Zone I rule supreme!
Chamberlain... You have the first go at torturing the rebel scum.
Deadly, you stay here on watch if they try to excape again.

*Evil laugh as he disappears into nothingness, feeding the fear in the room. Oh darn, I'm late for that appointment with Death and Pestilence.
*Rushes on to Dark Shadows nightclub/restaurant.

[The Count]

*Meanwhile... Deadly: Yes Pew... Now why don't you help us and go kidnap that Caitlyn girl or whatever her name is, she's bound to be attempting to free this lot.
:eek:

[BeakerSqueedom]

Blind Pew: Iz moi pleaszure.
Ohhhh, Caitlyn, ze Pew haz zurprise for zyou! <3

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *looking deep in contemplation of her next words* ...like, shut up. Did not. XP

Chamberlain: Yes, sir! *is whacked over the head by Ailie* Er, I mean, I apologize, my mistress. Can I fetch you and Claudia some Roger Daltrey and David Bowieness?

Ailie: Yesh. Go. Now.

[The Count]

*Ruminating... Now where be that fool Dimentio? Probably galavanting across the realms with Jess and those others with the orbs of power. Eh, whatevs. *Dunks doughnut in cooled hot chocolate watching for any signs of a breakout. Uh-oh, I don't think Animal's gonna make it! Well, if he goes I'm going with him!
Breakout!

*Musical chaos for my Claudidda and Rabbitina.

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: Gets a cup and rubs it over the bars.
Slicks back her hair with gel somehow.
Has on the pouty presely look.
The warden threw a party in the county jail.
The prison band was there and they began to wail.

The band was jumpin and the joint began to swing.
You should've heard those knocked out jailbirds sing.
Lets rock, everybody, lets rock,
Everybody in the whole cell block,
Was dancin to the jailhouse rock...

Dancing in her prision.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: Claudia...O_O It burns us. *hands her Jareth/Bowie* Let him sing. <3

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: =0 <3 Babeh.

[WhiteRabbit]

Jareth: As the world falls down... *takes Claudia in his arms* <3

Chamberlain: Er, Ailie, Roger Daltrey was busy trying to curl the remainder of his hair today so...yeah...no love for you.

Ailie: *bites* XP

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *comes back from school* *puts backpack on bed* Hello--
Lips: Get down! *pushes me down and takes me to a makeshift fort*
Caitlyn: ... what's the matter?
Marvin: There has been two kidnappings. The next-door girl... and someone else.
Lips: But some of the Muppaphones, in an attempt to hide from Marvin...
Marvin: *glares at the Muppaphones*
Lips: Anyway, they overheard plans of another kidnapping...
Caitlyn: Take me instead!
Lips: You knew?
Caitlyn: It's me?
Marvin: Of course it is you! You'd expect them to come after us?
Caitlyn: Actions must be taken! We need to get a counter army! *to Muppaphones, now clad in army hats:* Gentlemen...
Ember & Desire the MPs: *ahem*
Caitlyn: And laidies... we are counting on you to get the message across. Ember, Jose, Donald and Panchito, you will inform Dr. Teeth and Zoot about our situation. They're right next door. The rest of you, go inform the other group. Good luck, men. *salutes*
Muppaphones: *march to their respected areas to deliver the message*
Caitlyn: *teary-eyed* I'm so proud of them.

[BeakerSqueedom]

Blind Pew: Sneaks behind Caitlyn deviously, rubbing his hands together shrewdly. He tips his four-cornered hat like a gentleman should before (somehow) putting a bag over her form.

I'm zorry, my love, but iz orderz from boss, eh?
Forgive me....yes?

NYEHEHEHHEHEEEEE!

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *bites Blind Pew and shoves him out a window* Hi Caitlyn! =) *takes the bag off*

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Hi, Allie! You escaped!
Lips: So... were the messangers really nessicary?
Marvin: Of course not! We could've used them as weapons!
Caitlyn: Oh yeah, I sent the Muppaphones to tell Dr. Teeth, Zoot, and the scientists about the kidnapping. We were about to save you guys and everything!

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: Pew, no! BAD! Thwacks with newspaper.

Pew: Zorrryy, my pet. </3

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: Who's this Allie person? ;_; Yesh, the Count and his henchmen are pretty easy to escape from-- *to Chamberlain* Dissed! =P *to Caitlyn* You did? O_O Aw...I'll bring back George Harrison from the dead for you in return for the niceness. =) <3 *gives him to her*

Zoot: *wakes up to find a Muppaphone on his face* O_O Um...

Dr. Teeth: Fuzzy thangs! <3 I'mma give one to Ailie.

Zoot: Aw, cute... *pets it*