Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Fragglemuppet]

*says very sleepily to Hoots as I'm drifting off* Thanks Hoots. Good night.
*smiles peacefully*

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bunsen:
Capital idea, Claudia!
Please promise me you won't play around with it much?
Remember the last time that happened?
Hmm?
(Says sternly)

Claudia:
(Looks to the floor bitterly)

Bunsen:
Good.
No bothering Mr. Chaplin.
Are we clear?

Claudia:
(Looks to the bed)
Mfmf...
(A little smirk forming)

Dr. Van Neuter:
Say it louder, doll!
I can't hear you!

Claudia:
(Gets into the time machine, cackling)
YEEEHEHEHEHAHAHAHA!

Dr. Van Neuter:
Never trust a fan girl.

Beaker:
Mee.
(Sighs)

Bunsen:
We cannot just stand idly..
(Pushes Beaker into the timemachine)
Be careful, Beakie!
(Presses the button)

Beaker:
MWONOOOOOOOOOOO!

Bunsen:
...Math?

Dr. Van Neuter:
Math.

---

Claudia:
Sir Charles, I've found you at last!
Come to me...
TELL ME YOU LOVE ME!

Chaplin:
It's you!

Claudia:
(Grins maniacly)
OH SAY THAT AGAIN!

Beaker:
(Drags her away)

Claudia:
NO! YOU CAN'T!
HE REALLY HAS TO SAY IT AGAIN!
I COULD NOT HEAR HIM!

Beaker:
Mee mee mee.
(Goes a day before Tony's sudden decision to leave)

---

Claudia:
(Runs to Tony)
Don't leave!
IN THE FUTURE, PEEPS WILL MISS YOU!
AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WILL UNPACK YOUR FORGOTTEN LUGGAGE!
AND LEFTY WILL BE MARY POPPINS AGAIN!

Beaker:
(Looks to her questioningly)

Claudia:
It's true...
I...I um...checked.

Beaker:
Meeep.
(Rolls eyes)

:confused: :eek:

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
Oh..uh yeah!
POOF!

Beaker:
Meesheesh.

[They go back to today]

[Fragglemuppet]

*runs up to Claudia's room* Did I hear something about the time machine? I thought Ed destroyed that thing? You know, messing with history can be kind of dangerous! That being said, may I... No, I wouldn't do anything like that! Even if I wanted to... *is indecisive, secretly waiting for persuasion*

[Winslow Leach]

Tony enters the dorms, his arms full. He places a large basketful of fresh muffins in front of the doors of Alex, Claudia, Ed, Kathy, Beth, Bryan, Erin and Katie.

He enters his room.

Tony: Hey guys!

Lefty: Well, well, well...lookee who we have 'ere...Mistah I'm Too Cool Ta Hang Wit Muppets...

Newsman: Here is a Muppet Newsflash: Human roomate is a dork!

Crazy Harry: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Just wait till you're asleep! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Tony: Okay, okay...I had it coming. I'm sorry, guys, I don't know what happened. I just had the sudden urge to go anklin', as Floyd would say. But as soon as I stepped out the door, I realized...there's no place quite like the MC dorms.

Lefty: Youse got dat right!

Tony: Hey, how did I get back here anyway? Last thing I remember, I was out on the road.

Newsman: Claudia and the scientists had a hand in your return. They persuaded you to stay...

Lefty: Yeah. Den dey conked ya over da head wit a mallet, and shoved ya into a time machine!

Tony: I was in a time machine?

Newsman: Yessir.

Tony: I don't believe it.

Lefty: Well I just happen ta have a tape! (pulls videotape out of pocket, and puts it in the VCR)

Newsman: How did you get a tape?

Lefty: Oh, from da hidden camera I have planted in da scientist's room dat dey don't know about...I mean...I bought it on da street fer a nickel...riiiiight...

(the tape plays)

Claudia: Don't leave! IN THE FUTURE, PEEPS WILL MISS YOU! AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WILL UNPACK YOUR FORGOTTEN LUGGAGE! AND LEFTY WILL BE MARY POPPINS AGAIN!

(the tape ends)

All look at Lefty.

Lefty: What? I find 'oily 20th-century women's clothing comfortable...especially da kind worn by Mary Poppins, wit da colors and da lace, and da...so sue me!

Tony: Wow...my luggage is unpacked...

Newsman: You can thank Alex for that.

Tony: And my typewriter! Everything is here, back the way it was!

Lefty: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight...dat time machine woiks wonders, don't it? I'm gonna see if I kin get in dere an' go back ta da time when dat Tommy Edison guy foist invented da lightbulb. I'll see if he'll sell me da patent...if not, I'll conk him on da head wit a mallet and steal it...riiiiiight! I'll call it...Lefty's Magic Light Bulby-Thingie...an' I'll be a millionaire, an' I'll be in all da history books, an' all da kids in school will read about my genius!

Lefty dashes out of the room, and heads to Claudia's.

Newsman: Well, Tommy...

Tony: Tony.

Newsman: Tony...it's good to have you back. Just don't leave us alone again. I had to sleep with one eye open last night, to make sure Larry and Curly didn't try anything.

Tony: Nope. I'm going to stay here!

Newsman: And I think you should apologize to...(motions upward)

Tony: The ceiling?

Newsman: No, not the--

Tony: Gotcha! (Tony points to a spot on the Newsman's tie; the Newsman looks down; Tony flicks his finger against the Newsman's chin; the old spot-on-the-tie gag) I'm way ahead of ya!

Tony knocks on the trap door with a broom.

Tony: Alex? Alex?

[The Count]

*Arrives home to find muffins from Tony. Ooh, these'll go great with some ice cold milk later tonight. Carrot cake, splendid. Lefty turning into Mary Poppins? Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!
*Diiiiiiieeeeeee!

Sorry, but that's one of my buttons being pushed right there. Yes Tommy, you were in a time machine. *Dial flips to 60's, here you are in the 60's rocking out with the Beatles. *Dial flips to the 40's, here you are in the 40's enjoying your own Victory Garden. *Dial starts flipping wildly outside the cardboard box. Oh no, it's out of control... Better try to fix it before you get stuck in the dinosaur era.
UD: Eh, time travel's no big deal. Now an agony booth, that I would kill for.

[Winslow Leach]

*Arrives home to find muffins from Tony. Ooh, these'll go great with some ice cold milk later tonight. Carrot cake, splendid. Lefty turning into Mary Poppins? Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!
*Diiiiiiieeeeeee!

Sorry, but that's one of my buttons being pushed right there. Yes Tommy, you were in a time machine. *Dial flips to 60's, here you are in the 60's rocking out with the Beatles. *Dial flips to the 40's, here you are in the 40's enjoying your own Victory Garden. *Dial starts flipping wildly outside the cardboard box. Oh no, it's out of control... Better try to fix it before you get stuck in the dinosaur era.
UD: Eh, time travel's no big deal. Now an agony booth, that I would kill for.

Cool! Was I a bobby-soxer swooning over Frank Sinatra in the 40's, too? An'...an' did I hang out with Zep in the '70s...an' an'...did I help invent New Wave?

[The Count]

No... But you helped kill rock 'n' roll with that burning rubber tires song. That, and Fishpicker. Or was it Swishlicker? Maybe it was Pitsticker. Yeah, Pitsticker. Down at Club Scum.
Vilcomen, bienvenieu, welcome...
Thank you, that's my act.

Hate to tell you this Tommy, but there was an accident while you were gone.
We made... Hobgoblins 2, Electric Boogaloo.

[The Count]

Hmmm... Wonder if Beth has any news regarding Rabbit. Oh well. *Back to perfecting Jerr & Rich's descript to then write up their bio blurbiage.

[Winslow Leach]

No... But you helped kill rock 'n' roll with that burning rubber tires song. That, and Fishpicker. Or was it Swishlicker? Maybe it was Pitsticker. Yeah, Pitsticker. Down at Club Scum.
Vilcomen, bienvenieu, welcome...
Thank you, that's my act.

Hate to tell you this Tommy, but there was an accident while you were gone.
We made... Hobgoblins 2, Electric Boogaloo.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I KILLED ROCK? Dang you, Fishpicker! Dang you!

Not...Hobgoblins 2!:eek:

*dies*

Where's that time machine? I gotta go back in time to that cheese factory, where Crow will tell me NOT to take a temp job, which will lead me to two certain Mads...:eek:

[The Count]

Hey Tommy... If you're going back to 1986, pick up some fermented black olives from that place where Art works at, we'll need 'em for the vintage Tombstone pizzas for WM 24.

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
Hi, Katie!
[Sees Lefty]

GUYS, DISABLE THE TIME MACHINE!
THE LITTLE THEIF IS GONNA ROB MR. EDISON'S IDEA!

Besides, I don't want to open my book to see his face plastered al over the page. D:

Katie, shoo Lefty out of the room! :O

Bunsen:
[Runs to disable it]

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: Psst, Hey Ed? Check your messages :)
Red: Woo-hoo it's Friday!
Beth: You can say that again
Red: Woo-hoo it's Friday!
Wanda: That joke never gets old around here
Mokey: Are you surprised?
Wanda: Well, not really
Abby: I don't get it
Wanda: That's ok, don't worry about it. Here, have one of Tony's muffins
Abby: Ooh, yummy!

[The Count]

*Ed: Psst, Beth, already checked. Thanks, you're a dear.
Count: But a dear vhat?

Ah, the old ones are the good ones.
Contacted Christine, now it's just a wait and see to see if she shows up.
*Goes on to write the fic update.

[Fragglemuppet]

Ah Lefty, see what you did? You made Claudia disable the machine because you had to be selfish! *good sense kicks in* Then again, it was for the best. Your greed Lefty only prooves it! Why, what if someone actually got in that machine and... Wait, Lefty? You're still here? But I've never known muppets to room here by themselves, so that must mean... Tony's back! Oh, I've just got to go welcome him! *deliberately* You should come too, Lefty.
Bye Claudia! By gentlemen! *goes to elevator*

[Fragglemuppet]

Hmmm, I guess he's not here. It's pretty quiet around here now; I guess I'll just go back to the room.
*Gobo and Wembly are walking down the hall.*
Gobo: Oh, hey Kate.
Wembly: Hi!
Oh, hi guys! I just got back from visiting Claudia. I think Tony came back today! Have you two heard anything about that?
Wembly: Yep, he's back alright! He left cupcakes!
Gobo: They're not cupcakes Wembly, they're muffins.
Wembly: Oh yeah, I forgot. Cupcakes are the ones with that thick stuff on top.
You mean icing?
Wembly: Right.
Mmm, muffins! I can't wait to have one!
*they all go back into room. I cary the basket in.*

[Katzi428]

Prairie:I'm really glad Tony's back:)
Yeah..me too. I think ALL of us (especially Alex) would miss him if he left.
Rosita:Yes,that's true.He's nice.
Right.
Prairie:When Tony was in that time machine,you should ask him what it was like in the 50s.
How come?
Prairie:You love 50s music,silly!
Well...yeah.But I'm sure he's glad to be back here in the 21st century.
Prairie:Could be. singing softly in a low voiceDoh-doh-doh-doh-DOH!;)
VERY funny!:p

[Winslow Leach]

Tony stands outside of Kate's doorway.

Tony: Hi, Kate! Wembly...Gobo...yep, I'm back! I realized it was no fun out there. I mean, where else can you be surrounded by a giant bird, a counting...er...Count, an enchanting storyteller, an insatiable Cookie Monster, a shifty, but lovable salesman...

(Tony holds Lefty up by the neck)

...and a gaggle of Fraggles? Why, the MC dorms, of course! Hope you enjoy your muffins, guys, and thank you for the welcome back!

[Winslow Leach]

Tony stops by Kathy's room.

Tony: Hey guys! I heard Kathy was wondering what it was like in the fifties, during my time travel...

(holds up Lefty)

Thanks to this guy!

Lefty: Too bad Claudia destroyed her time machine...I was about ta go visit dat Bell guy, ya know what invented da telephone? I was gonna ask 'im if I could poichase his patent fer a nickel...an' if he refused, I was gonna bop 'im on da head wit a mallet, an' steal his invention. I was gonna call it Lefty's Magical Talkin' Box...just put a nickel in, an' yuh would be able ta talk ta anyone ya want...

Tony: Quiet, you! Anyway, yeah, the fifties were pretty neat. I wasn't there too long, but I stopped by Sun Studios, and saw Elvis and the boys recording "Mystery Train," which was cool...then I saw a Little Richard show. Very cool! But there seemed to be a kink in the machine, as I was jostled through different decades and centuries...but at least I'm back in the good ol' 20th...I mean 21st century!

[The Count]

*Lying down in bed with this creepy evil grin on my face. Yeah, that's why he's our champ. It's gonna be great when me and my best friend Joel go to WM 24 in a month's time like last year. The streak will live, so to spook, with one more Tombstone added.
Count: Yes, I remember that hexcursion last year. So thrilling to count out that freely floating fifteenth finale for the Phenom.
UD: Guess that means tonight's dorms were brought to us by the letter F...
*F floats eerily in the open window space.
Me: And G for ghastly gallery of gallows...
*G appears ghostily in the window space.
Count: And by the number 15.
*15 flutters past as a few notes from the organ accentuate our slumbering song.

Me: MC Dorms are a production of the Muppet Central Forums.
Good night to you all... And may you...
*All in deep scary voice: Rest... In... Peace!

[Fragglemuppet]

Wembly: "Gaggle of fraggles." Heh, I like that!
Yeah, Tony's a witty guy. I just hope that he didn't feel any pressure to come back here against his will.
Gobo: Well, I'm sure he wouldn't'a come back if he didn't want to.
Yeah, I'm sure you're right. Well, I'm exhausted. I think I'm gonna go to bed early.
Gobo: Isn't it already too late for that?
*grinning* Not for me.
Wembly: Yeah. You sure like being up late at night, don't you?
Yeah, and I guess it's caught up with me. Good night everyone.
Wembly and Gobo: Good night.

[BEAR]

Cookie: (in bed snacking on muffins) Mmm...me so glad Tony came back. Me would have missed him.
Bryan: Yes...and I'm so glad you are back to normal too. Except for one thing.
Cookie: What that?
Bryan: Would you please stop eating muffins in your bed? You are so loud.
Cookie: Okie dokie. (gets out of bed)
Bryan: Where are you going?
Cookie: To eat muffins in Bert's bed. Ernie do it all the time.

[Beakerfan]

Alex and Janice are heading out the door.

Sweetums: Hey, where are you two going?

Janice: Like, Alex and I are going shopping man.

Alex: Yeah. We're gonna have a California Girls day out.

Bean: Can I come?

Floyd: Hey Rabbit, I think its best if you stay here.

Bean: Awww..... why?

Animal: No Wo-man!

Janice: Like, what he said man.

Alex: It's ok Bean. I'm sure you'll have a blast hanging with just the guys for today. Janice are you ready?

Janice: Like rully!

The two girls leave for a day of shopping.

[The Count]

*Singing... I wish they all could be California...
Count and Uncle D: Ghouls.

Heh. Did you two remember to get Janice's presents hidden?
UD: Taken care of.
Count: Cake's been ordered from the Muff Yn Fluff Bakery.
Good...

*Sings again: We'll have a party tonight.

[Skeeter Muppet]

Kim: *popping an eye open suspiciously* What're you guys doing?
Gillis: Well, we know what a busy week you've been having lately...
Tosh: And you haven't had a lot of time do to anything but work or go to meetings...
Mimzy: So we decided you needed something nice done for you. And we're serving you breakfast in bed!
Boober: Don't worry; I cooked it.
Kim: Aw, thanks guys. That's really sweet.

-Kim

[The Count]

*Drops off a couple of carrot cake muffins at Kim's doorstep, from the batch Tony left for us the night before.

[Winslow Leach]

Tony: Why you little...(Tony begins choking Lefty)

Newsie enters.

Newsie: Ah, just a normal evening in room--

Lefty (gasping) Help! Help! Moider! Moider!

Crazy Harry (rolling around the floor, in a fit of hysteria) AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Newsie: What'd he do this time?

Tony: He sold me an autographed picture of Julius Caesar!

Newsie (shaking his head sadly) Oh, Tony...

Tony: It wasn't my fault! I was half-asleep, and he suddenly appeared by the side of my bed. I thought I was having a nightmare! I heard him say something about "an autographed picture of Julia Sweeney"...you know, the woman who used to play Pat on SNL? So I must have mumbled "yes," or something resembling "yes," and I wake up to find this guy digging in my pockets!

Lefty: I...ack...was lookin' fer...da nickel! Ack!

Tony: Imagine my surprise, right? And it wasn't Julia Sweeney, it was Julius Caesar...although, come to think of it, why would I even want a picture of Julia Sweeney anyway? Go 'head...take a look at the picture he tried to foist on me!

Newsie picks up the pic.

Newsie: Why, this is nothing but a drawing of...some guy in a toga...looks like a 4-year-old drew it...

Lefty: Ack! So sue me! I never went ta art school!

Newsie (reads) "To my very good pal Lefty da salesman. Youse are a real class act. Have a nice summer! Yer bud, Julius Caesar." Hmmm...Julius Caesar isn't even spelt correctly.

Tony: No kidding!

Newsie: I'm gonna go get some coffee. You wanna come?

Tony: I'm a little busy...

Newsie: Right.

Newsie leaves the room.

[Fragglemuppet]

Wembly: What's goin' on in Tony's room?
Oh, probably nothing serious. I'm going next door to visit Erin and the gang. Wanna come? *before they can answer* On second thought, I don't hear anything from their room, so maybe I'll just give them a call and leave a message.
*calls room 7* Hi everyone! How's everyone there? I haven't seen or heard you around here in a while. I guess you're busy with classes and all; I know I am! Anyway, Norah, I had a question. Is your sister still trying to move Scouting cookies? I'd like to buy some if I can. Let's see, I'd like one box of mint dreams, one box of orange delights, one of the coconut ones, and one of the batty butterscotch. I know it's a lot, but I like variety. And let's see... *turns to fraggles* Do you want anything else?
*Gobo is silent, and I notice that he is not infact there.*
Wembly: No thanks, I just know I'll enjoy whatever you buy. Although you're getting so many, it sure is gonna be hard for me to decide which one to try first.
*talking back into phone* I guess that's all then. Say, what say we get together whenever things calm down for all of you? We can watch DVDs and eat cookies; goodness knows we'll have enough of them between us. Maybe we can even make a party of it and invite everyone else. Alright, give me a call back when you can. Sorry for the long message! Thanks, bye.
*hangs up phone*
Wembly: Boy. You were sure on the phone for a long time! What was that silly creature's name that you were talking to on the phone before?
*mumbling* Silly creature indeed. *to Wembly* Irwin. And after that conversation, it's a wonder I can talk at all! My face hurts!
Wembly: I guess he talks a lot, huh?
Yep, he sure does! Say, where's Gobo?
Wembly: Oh, he said something about going to take a closer look at what made that transportation thing works. You know, the one that goes up and down between levels?
Oh, the elevator.
Wembly: Yeah. He asked me if I wanted to go with him, but I said I wasn't sure. He said he was gonna take that as a no and left. Maybe I'll go next time.
Yeah, maybe.

[tvlistingman]

PETER: So What you guys up to

ZOE: How about Swimming with Baby Bear, Little Bird, You and Me and then Burgers and Fries at Charlie's with the Other Dormies

BABY BEAR: Good Idea, maybe i can see Telly

LITTLE: And Big Bird too.

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Nora: (checking phone message) Hmm, message from Kate. (starts to scribble on notepad) All right. (picks up and dials) Hi, Kate, it's Nora returning your call. Your cookie order is one box each of Mint Dreams, Orange Delights, Coconut Swirls and Batty Butterscotch...okay, right. I'll tell the little sis to bring them over tomorrow...yes, you too. Tell Gobo and Wembley we say hi. Take care. (hangs up)
Erin: More business for Heather, I see. At least it'll keep her out of your hair...(goes for wallet) And I think I'd like to try the Citrus Whispers this time around.
Scooter: (rummaging for wallet) And tell her to bring over two more each of Mint Dreams and Orange Delights, we're almost out of those.
Beige: (calling from room) And a box of Sugar Rushes for me.
Storyteller: (from hut) Beige, you shouldn't be eating those.
Beige: Says you. I'm a sick Fraggle; I need the extra calories and carbohydrates.
Storyteller: But that duganberry tea should be enough for you, and you consume too much sugar as it is.
Erin: All quiet in the sick bay, if you please. (pause) But they should be all better by tomorrow.
Nora: (goes for notepad) Okay, we've got Kate's order...so for here it's...um, one of Citrus Whispers, two each of Mint Dreams and Orange Delights, and one of Sugar Rushes. That's, um...ten boxes total.

[The Count]

*One of our bats deposits the correct amount to pay Nora's sister for the yummy cookies we're saving for tomorrow Sunday. Would send it myself... But roomies are asleep, and me not feeling well. Me need a good liedown so me tummy can feel better.
*Promptly falls asleep on own bed till the morrow.

[BEAR]

Bryan: Hey, Cookie Monster, it's that time of year again!
Cookie: Wha-wha-wha?
Bryan: The scouts are selling cookies.
Cookie: Really?
Bryan: Yep! Nora's sister is selling cookies for her scout troop. Would you like me to buy some?
Cookie: Is sky blue like me fur? Of course!
Bryan: Okay, what kind?
Cookie: Oh, what tough decision...Citris Whispers. No... Chocolate Mint! No...Peanut butter lemon raisen!
Bert: Is that a flavor?
Bryan: (looking closer at order form) I don't think so.
Cookie: (cries out) Oh, this such dilemma!
Bryan: (laughs) It's okay, Cookie. I'll tell ya what...I'll pick for you. How about one box of each kind?
Cookie: Oh thank you! (wipes brow)
Bryan: You're welcome. Actually, I better make that 2 boxes of each kind. One for us all to share and one for Cookie Monster.
Ernie: Good idea.
Big Bird: Are there any birdseed cookies on there?
Bryan: No, but there's a lemon poppyseed.
Big Bird: Oh, can I please get a box of those?
Bryan: Sure, Big Bird. Okay, I better send this off to Nora.
Ernie: I'll take it, Bryan!
Bryan: Thanks, Ernie.
Snuffy: And Ernie? Don't forget to tell them that the Muppet Dorms were brought to you today by the letters C and S and by the number 12.
Ernie: I will, Snuffy! Khekhekhe!

[Katzi428]

Prairie:Nora's selling Girl Scout cookies for her sister.Here's the form.
the three of us pass it around
Rosita:Ooh...all of them sound so good!
Yeah...talk about tough decisions huh?
Prairie:Yeah...that's the truth!I don't see any chocolate peanut butter ones though,Kath.I know you love those.
Oh that's all right.Some others look good. I'll get 1 box of the Orange Delights and one of the Coconut Swirls.
Rosita:I'll get 1 of Citrus Whispers and one of Lemon Poppyseed.
Prairie:I'll get 1 Batty Butterscotch and 1Mint Dreams.
getting money out of my wallet I'll pay for all of them.
Prairie:Thanks Kath.I'll go bring the form and money down to Nora.

[Winslow Leach]

Lefty: Oooh! Goil Scout Cookies!

Lefty rushes for the door; Tony grabs him)

Tony: Don't even think about it!

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Nora: (on phone) It's actually Scouting Girl, but close enough. (scribbles order on notepad) I see...Heather's going to be busy. (hangs up) Guys, I'm really going to need help!
Scooter: (looking at one batch) Let's see...one each of Orange Delight, Mint Dreams, Coconut Swirl and Batty Butterscotch...okay, this is Kate's order. (takes boxes off for delivery)
Erin: (collecting money from Kathy) Thank you, Kathy...okay, that's one each of Orange Delights, Mint Dreams, Coconut Swirls, Batty Butterscotch, Citrus Whispers and Lemon Poppyseed Puffs. Your order will arrive in the next few days.
Storyteller: (from kitchen) Bryan called, he wants two of everything!
Beige: Oooh-hoo, Heather's really going to have to be nice to you now, Nora!
Scooter: (returning) Hey, Nora, ask your sister if there are any birdseed-type cookies on the list. Big Bird was asking about them.
Nora: Well, there could be. If the troops start to sell any new cookies, they wait a bit until the year's selling season has gotten going.
Erin: And how long are the SG's selling this year?
Nora: I think it's until the end of March.

[BEAR]

Cookie: Bryan! Bryan! Bryan!
Bryan: What? What? What?
Cookie: You order cookies?
Bryan: I sure did!
Cookie: Oh goody! Lemme have 'em!
Bryan: What?
Cookie: Me want cookies. Where are they?
Bryan: I don't have the cookies.
Cookie: What you mean you no have cookies? You order Scouting Girl cookies?
Bryan: Yes.
Cookie: Then where are the cookies? Me want to eat cookies now. You have them!
Bryan: No, no, no, Cookie Monster. I ordered the cookies last night. I can't have them now.
Cookie: What you mean?
Bryan: You see, it takes time for the cookies to be delivered after ordering them. We don't just get them. I mean, I haven't even paid for them yet.
Cookie: Oh. It take time to get Scouting Girl cookies?
Bryan: That's right.
Cookie: How long will it take?
Bryan: Not sure. It could take a few days. Maybe even a few weeks.
Cookie: A few weeks? Me cannot wait that long!
Bryan: I'm sorry, Cookie, but you're going to have to be a little patient. I'll tell you what...how about I give you a plate of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies I made this afternoon?
Cookie: (gasp) Chocolate chippy?
Bryan: And milk.
Cookie: Now you talking!

[Winslow Leach]

The Newsman is sitting on the edge of his bed, holding his jaw.

Newsman: Owwwwwww...

Lefty (in the closet, on his hammock) Shhhhhhhhh! I'm tryin' ta read da racin' forms...

Newsman: This tooth is killing me!

Lefty: Toot? Did youse say toot?

Newsman: Yes...

Zoom! Lefty appears by the Newsman, wearing a white dentist's coat.

Lefty: Da doctor is in!

Newsman: On second thought, it doesn't hurt that much...

Lefty: Au contraire...now open yer mout...c'mon...open yer mout! (The Newsman clamps his mouth shut) Now how am I supposed ta check yer toot, if yer not gonna play nice? I said...open yer mout!

Lefty pinches the Newsman.

Newsman: Owwwwww!

Lefty holds the Newsman's mouth open with both of his hands.

Lefty: Dere! Now was dat so hard? Let Doctor Lefty check fer dat swollen toot! (Lefty takes a dental mirror out of his top pocket, and begins to look at the Newsman's teeth; he softly sings to himself) Goldfinga...he's da man...da man wit da Midas touch...hmmm...very inter-estin'...very inter-estin' indeed...

Newsman: What?

Lefty: All of yer teet look almost da same! Now which one hoits? (pokes tooth with mirror) Dis one?

Newsman: No.

Lefty (pokes tooth with mirror) Dis one?

Newsman: No!

Lefty: Ah...(pokes tooth with mirror) Dis one, right?

Newsman: NO! Let me--

Lefty: Shhhhhhhhh! I am da dentist...you is da patient...I tell you da toot dat hoits...capice? Let's see...how 'bout dis one? (pokes tooth with mirror)

Newsman: OOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Lefty: I tink we found da little bugger...riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!

Newsman (whimpering) Mommy...

Lefty: Shhhhhhhhhhhhh! Now it is my job to extract dat irritatin' toot! Luckily I have brand-new, state-of-da-art equipment!

Lefty reaches into his pocket...and pulls out lint, a stick of gum, candy wrappers, a few coins, which he quickly pockets again...and a long strand of string. He holds the string up proudly.

Lefty: Ta-da!

Newsman (eyes widening in horror) What's that?

Lefty: Dis is da brand-new, state-of-da-art equipment I was just tellin' ya about! Dis may look useless, but it's practically guaranteed to take da pain away!

Newsman: It looks like a piece of string!

Lefty: It is a piece of string!

Newsman: What are you going to do with it?

Lefty: I'm glad ya asked me, on account it's your mout I'm woikin' on...I'm gonna tie one end of dis string to dat painful toot of yours...an' I'm gonna tie da other end to da doorknob over dere...den I'm gonna count ta tree...and slam da door! Voila! Yer toot is out, an' it'll cost ya just a nickel!

Newsman: NO!

Lefty: I don't tink ya unnerstand da dire consequences here...if I don't extract dat toot...by da way..."extract" is dentist-talk fer "remove"...riiiiiiiight...if I don't extract dat toot, yer gonna be in pain all night! You'll be up moanin'. Den...I won't be able ta get any sleep! So ya see, I'm killin' two boids wit one stone here. I pull out yer toot, and den I get a good night's sleep!

Newsman: You're not coming anywhere near me! Stay back!

With a rapid motion, Lefty leaps onto the Newsman. He struggles with him, and eventually pries open his mouth. He manages to tie an end of the string to the Newsman's tooth.

Lefty: Now don't touch it!

Again, with a rapid motion, Lefty leaps off the bed, and ties the other end of the string to the door. Before the Newsman can react, Lefty opens the door, and then SLAMS it with great force. The Newsman is hurled forward, off the bed, and onto the floor. His tooth pops out of his mouth, tied to one end of the string.

Lefty: Oops, I forgot ta count ta tree! So...how are ya feelin'?

Newsman (beat) OOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Lefty: Dat'll be a nickel.

Newsman: You...you...pulled the wrong tooth...

Lefty: I don't take checks, just hard currency, so...huh?

Newsman: You pulled the wrong tooth!

Lefty: Well...uh...nobody's poifect, right? I mean...dat's why pencils have erasers...riiiiiiiiiiiiiight! Lemme see if I kin find da right toot dis time...

Newsman: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUCH!

The Newsman runs blindly out of the room, clutching his pained jaw.

Lefty: Huh. Some people just don't appreciate da dental prafession!

[The Count]

*Eating some of our Scouting Girl cookies, sampling the three with ice cold milk. We're listening to Muppetcast 47, which I highly recommend Bryan to hear as there's an interview that takes up the last main part of this episode he'll be interested in.

[BEAR]

Ernie: Hey, Bryan. Ed says to listen to the Muppetcast this week because there's an interview you'd enjoy.
Bryan: Oh, is this week's episode up already? Thanks, Ernie. Man, I'm subscribed to way too many podcasts. It's gonna take forever for this one to download.
Bert: Maybe you can just go straight to the Muppetcast website and listen to it there.
Bryan: Good idea, Bert. What would I do without you guys?

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bunsen:
Something peculiar took place in the lab!
The world's gone absolutely mad!

A usual disaster coming faster,
Nonsensical laughter merging with words like caster!

Common sense and I aren't properly intertwined,
since here am I with a grim-filled sigh.

Dr. Van Neuter:
Well, loser,
You've gotten yourself into quite a cruiser!

Claudia:
Your mistake turned out to be a doozer!

Beaker:
Mee, mee mwoo!

Claudia:
I think that, too!
Knowng this we do!

Bunsen:
What on earth are you trying to describe?
The fact that we're talking in rhyme?

Dr. Van Neuter:
Spare me the platitude,
or you'll start quite a fued!

Claudia:
This is a strange mistake!
This won't be fixed with just a cake!

Bunsen:
Hopefully this malady won't spread...
trouble comes and this I dread!

Claudia:
The others have sung,
the deed has begun!

Dr. Van Neuter:
How glorious,
it's meritorious!
[Sings sarcastically]


Bunsen:
(Glares at him)
We're in a pickle,
yet you continue to be ever so fickle!

Dr. Van Neuter:
Glad to oblige,
to cause your demise!

Claudia:
This really bites...
(Stalks the cake)
Lemme have a slice?

[The others groan]

[Winslow Leach]

The room is cleared of furniture. Tony stands center of room, at a microphone, a bass guitar around his neck. Lefty stands by him on lead guitar, Newsie stands on the other side of him on rhythm guitar, and Crazy Harry is behind him on a drum kit.

Tony: Okay, guys. Due to my time traveling this past week, I seem to have single-handedly destroyed rock with an indecipherable tune called "Burning Rubber Tires," and an equally atrotious number called "Fishsticker," or "Piglicker," or...well, I forget...something along those lines. Anyway, I think I should attempt to bring rock back to its proper place with this little ditty.

Lefty: Den why are you performin' it?

Tony: Believe me, I don't really want to. I'm not much of a singer, but I owe it for my dastardly deed. So, I figure we'll attempt a classic rock song, and maybe things will be put back in place.

Lefty: How do ya figure dat?

Tony: I dunno. I'm a writer, not a scientist, darn it! You guys ready?

Lefty: Yeah.

Crazy Harry: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Newsie: I for one don't think this is such a good idea.

Tony: Okay, good. I'd like to dedicate this number to...(gestures with head upward)

Lefty: Da ceiling?

Tony: No, not the...to a very special woman! Hit it!

The drums begin to pound the opening of Roy Orbison's "Oh, Pretty Woman." Tony steps up to the microphone, and begins to sing...

Pretty woman, walking down the street,
Pretty woman, the kind I'd like to meet,
Pretty woman,
I don't believe you, you're not the truth,
No one could look as good as you.

Mercy!

Pretty woman, won't you pardon me,
Pretty woman, I couldn't help but see,
Pretty woman,
That you look lovely as can be,
Are you lonely, just like me?

(Growls)

Pretty woman, stop a while,
Pretty woman, talk a while,
Pretty woman, give your smile to me,

Pretty woman, yeah yeah yeah,
Pretty woman, look my way,
Pretty woman, say you'll stay with me

'Cause I need you, I'll treat you right,
Come to me baby, be mine tonight!

Pretty woman, don't walk on by,
Pretty woman, don't make me cry,
Pretty woman, don't walk away
Hey -- okay

If that's the way it must be, okay,
I guess I'll go on home, it's late,
There'll be tomorrow night, but wait,
What do I see?

Is she walking back to me?
Yes, she's walking back to me!
Oh, oh, pretty woman!

Tony looks off into invisible camera.

What do you think, sirs?

Dr. Forrester, from MST3K, suddenly appears.

Dr. Forrester: It stinks!

Dr. Forrester disappears.

Tony: Gee...

Lefty: Hey Tommy, yer a strong boy! Ya kin carry all da foinature back in here yerself, right?

Lefty, Newsie and Crazy Harry all drop their instruments, and walk out of the room, leaving Tony alone.

Tony: Uh...(fingers bass, and starts singing) ROOOOOOOOXXXXXAAAAAAANNNNNNE!

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Beige: Where's Nora?
Scooter: She's off meeting with her little sister.
Erin: Yeah, she's transferring some cookie order forms.
Storyteller: This entire dorm is going to have a terminal sugar high by the time April gets here...

(elsewhere, Nora is meeting with Heather - who looks like Nora, but is much younger, shorter, does not wear glasses and has pink hair instead of purple.)
Nora: Here are the latest order forms, little sis.
Heather: Thank ya, Nor. (eagerly scans them) Wow, if this keeps up, I'll be in line for "Cookie Seller of the Year" for sure!
Nora: You will be sure to thank us, won't you?
Heather: Oh, sure. Now what's this ya wanna know 'bout the other cookie flavors?
Nora: Well, Big Bird wants to know if there are any birdseed-type flavors.
Heather: The troop head says we're gonna put the Honey-Sesame Snaps back on the forms tomorrow - he might like those.
Nora: Good, good - and what are the others?
Heather: We've got a new shipment of Oatmeal Raisin Rounds in...and two more new flavors. Cape Cods and Glasgow Rangers.
Nora: (taking notes) What's in them?
Heather: Cape Cods have cranberries and orange peel and walnuts in them. The Glasgow Rangers are shortbread.
Nora: Sounds great. Now when can we expect the new orders?
Heather: This week. Tell 'em to be patient.
Nora: This is Cookie Monster we're talking about, so that might be difficult.

[Winslow Leach]

Lefty appears in Sweeney Todd garb...

Lefty (singing)

My name is Sweeney Lefty,
I am small, and not so hefty!
I've been imprisoned for many years,
An' my soul has many fears,
Dat my wife and baby daughter are all goooooooone!

I was trown in prison by da judge,
Dough I didn't hold a grudge,
I'm a peaceful guy as you can plainly seeeeeee,
So why is it dat da woild is so harsh and cruel ta me?

Beggar Woman (enters, singing)

'Ey, Sweeney Lefty,
The man who is small and not so hefty,
Your wife is dead, and your daughter is to be wed
To the juuuuuuuuuudge!

The very man who imprisoned you,
The very man who took from you,
Your life, your love, your family, your heart!
And turned your daughter into nothin' but a common tart!

But he looooooooooves her,
Oh yes, he loooooooooves her,
The judge, he loves her, and is going out of his head!
For tomorrow your girl and that crum-bum will be wed!

Lefty (falls dramatically to his knees, and sings)

Oh no! My lovely wife is dead!
Oh no! Who's gonna make my bread?
Boo-hoo! My daughter is to be wed,
To da man who set me uuuuuup!

Gee, I feel a trickle,
From my eye, this is a pickle!
I had plans...to sell my baby goil
To Fred the Butcher...fer a nickel!

Boo-hoo! My future's coisted!
Boo-hoo! How kin it get woise?
My life...it has no meaning now...
May as well get my head crushed...by a cooooow!

(rises, and advances on Beggar Woman)

You! How dare you tell me this?
You! Did you have fun with this?
Lettin' me know how tings stand,
Between my daughter, and dat evil man!

(whips out a straight razor)

Sweeney Lefty! At last my arm is complete!
Sweeney Lefty! There will be blood in the streets!
Startin' wit you!
Yes, you!

You may only be da messenger,
But you will take da place of dat sir
Who brought me to dis state,
And filled my heart with hate!

Go, Sweeney Lefty, do it, do it!
Do it Sweeney Lefty, do it for practice!
How will ya ever get da judge,
If yer noives are made of fudge?

DO IT!

Lefty finishes off the Beggar Woman.

Lefty (spoken)

Now ta get my revenge! Muwahahahahaha!

[Winslow Leach]

Sweeney Lefty runs into Mrs. Love It...literally. Both fall to the ground.

Lefty: Sorry, ma'am.

Mrs. Love It: 'Ere watch where yer goin'!

Lefty: I said I was sorry...riiiiiight!

Mrs. Love It: An' me in me Sunday best...

Lefty: Dose rags are yer Sunday best?

Mrs. Love It: Yes, dearie. I have other rags for the rest of the week.

Mrs. Love It extends her hand to Sweeney Lefty, expecting to be helped up. Sweeney Lefty is oblivious, and simply shakes it.

Lefty: Pleased ta meetcha. I am Sweeney Lefty. Would ya help me up?

Mrs. Love It rolls her eyes and stands. She lifts Sweeney Lefty to his feet.

Mrs. Love It: Me name is Mrs. Love It.

Lefty: Mrs. Lovett?

Mrs. Love It: Naw! Mrs. Love It, dearie, as in "mmm...meat pies! I love it!"

Lefty: Riiiiiiiiiight, riiiiiiiiight!

Mrs. Love It: Me shop is right around the corner. If you have time, why don't you stop by and try my wares?

Lefty: Will it cost me anyting?

Mrs. Love It: Only a few pennies, dearie, only a few pennies...

Sweeney Lefty does a quadruple take, and staggers back, clutching his chest in agony. He sings.

Lefty (sings)

A few pennies? A few pennies?
Ta her it's just a few pennies!
Ta me it's more dan dat,
My pennies is like family!

Mrs. Love It: Coming, dearie?

Lefty: Hold yer horses, I'm havin' what's called a dramatic moment!

(sings)

A few pennies? A few pennies?
Oh, it's true dat dis woman
Don't know me! If I was ta part
Wit my few pennies, I would surely diiiieeeeee!

Mrs. Love It: I haven't got all bleedin' day, ya know!

Lefty

Just one penny lost would put me in da nuthouse,
Just one penny lost would bring me ta ruin!
A penny lost is a penny found ta someone else,
An' I wanna be, oh, how I wanna *be* dat someone eeelse!

Mrs. Love It: O'im outta here! (starts off)

Lefty

She's leavin'! She's walkin' away!
I haven't finished decidin'
If I wanna go or stay!

Hmmm....let me tink about dis...

If I stay, den I have my pennies safe and sound,
But if I go, dat crazy woman will go ta town,
And buy new rags wit my pennies,
My sweet, wonderful pennies!

Sweeney Lefty begins to follow Mrs. Love It.

What's dis? I find myself following her!
Stop, feet! I don't wanna be following her!
Or do I? Aw, gee, my face is frownin',
But den again, my tummy's growlin'...

All right, I'll go, and eat da cheapest pie,
I'll go, but I know I'm gonna cry,
To be parted wit even one penny,
One glorious, shiny penny...

Oh woe is me, woe is me,
Won't anyone cry for Sweeney Lefty?
Da guy who's small, and not so hefty?
Who will cry fer me, as I lose at least one penny?

Boo-hoo...Boo-hoo...Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bunsen:
Sir, sir,
You're causing quite a stir.

Relax, sit down.
I'm certain the others will frown.

Frighten the children, you will!
Pretense brings about the kill!


Oh my, please stop this violence!
I beg for nonviolence!

Looking for the cure I am!
For his name isn't Sam!
(Points to Ryan's roomie)

[Sees Lefty's sudden change of mood]

A humorous chap, I must admit...
For now, I'm afraid we must split.

Don't worry, I'm certain you'll handle that fury...
In this sudden mad flurry.

(Sighs)

Dr. Van Neuter:
The theif is singing...
and his voice is lingering!
He is so terrible, I think I'm stinging!

Bunsen:
Such a vile man.
I'm doing what I can.
Unless you're willing to help...I can't even hand you a fan!

Claudia:
You all are weirdoes.
I'm out!
I can't tell anymore if you're freind or foe!
And I'm sorry about your toe.

Dr. Van Neuter:
None taken...
But I think it's flakin'.

Claudia:
Gross...

[Winslow Leach]

Lefty (sings)

I dunno what's come over me,
But I'm gonna offer all of ya a trick!
Go run into fanfic,
And find out what happens ta meeeeeeeeee!

[Beakerfan]

Floyd: *stuffing cotton in his ears* I just can't take it man....

Janice: Like rully! *puts on a pair of ear muffs* This music is a real drag.

Animal: No more rhymes! NO MORE RHYMES!

Floyd: Say Animal, whaddaya say you help us out a bit?

Animal: Yeah yeah yeah! *sits down at his drum* DRUM SOLO! YAAAAHHHHHH! *goes wild on the drums*

[Katzi428]

Prairie:Oh...come on everyone!We wanna sleep here!
Rosita: Si.... can't you do this in the daytime when all of us are awake?
raising my voice over the noiseMC Dorms have been brought to you by the letters P and Q ,which stand for Peace and Quiet which we need now and the number 8,for no special reason.Muppet Dorms are a production of Muppet Central.GOOD NIGHT!

[Beakerfan]

Bean and Sweetums enter

Sweetums: Who's there?

Bean: Nay, answer me. Stand and unfold yourself!

Sweetums: Long live the King!

Bean: Sweetums?

Sweetums: He.

Bean: You come most carefully upon your hour.

Sweetums: 'Tis now struck twelve. Get thee to bed, Bean.

Bean: For this relief much thanks. 'Tis bitter cold, and I am sick at heart.

Sweetums: Have you had quiet guard?

Bean: Not a mouse stirring.

Sweetums: Well, good night. If you do meet Animal and Floyd, the rivals of my watch, bid them make haste.

Floyd and Animal enter

Floyd: Holla! Sweetums!

Sweetums: Say, what, is Animal there?

Animal: *scratches his head* uhh.... piece......?

Sweetums: Welcome, Animal. Welcome, good Floyd.

Animal: Again?

Sweetums: I have seen nothing.

Floyd: Animal says it's nothing but our fantasy, and will not let belief take hold of him touching this dreaded sight twice seen of us. Therefore I have entreated him along with us to watch the minutes of this night, that if again this apparition come he may approve our eyes and speak to it.

Animal: *shakes head* NOT COMING.

Sweetums: Sit down awhile, and let us once again assail your ears, that are so fortified against our stoy, what we have two nights seen.

Animal: SIT! SPEAK!

Sweetums: Last night of all, when yond same star that's westward froooommm..... aw, c'mon Alex!

Alex: Guys, I can't have you doing this right now. I'm trying to do my homework! I NEED that copy of Hamlet! It's the only one I've got and we're supposed to have it read by tomorrow. I'll let y'all have it later, ok?

All the boys: Oooo-kaaaaay......

Janice: *clapping* Wow, like, that was RULLY good!

[The Count]

Heh... If you thought that was good, you should try it with MST3K quips peppered in between lines.

[Winslow Leach]

Lefty: I can't believe dis nonsense! Da kid has written me into a fanfic!

Tony: Hey, you wanted to be in a play!

Lefty: Yeah, but I was expectin' sometin' wit a little more class...

Tony: And you wanted to sing and dance. What's the problem?

Lefty: Sweeney Lefty? Dat's not even an original idea!

Tony: Look, I don't have time to write a proper musical...I just crammed you into the first thing to come to mind.

Lefty: Heh. I could poichase a better play down at da docks!

Tony: Then why don't you?

Lefty: I will!

Tony: Fine.

Lefty: Yes.

Tony: Okay.

Lefty: Riiiiiiight.

Tony: So go.

Lefty: I am.

Tony: Good.

Lefty: Yeah.

(beat)

Tony: Who's on first?

[Fragglemuppet]

*hearing the conversation and knocking on Tony's door* Lefty, it's musical theater, and it's a very famous role, and everyone loves you!

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bunsen:
Agreed, Katie.
Very beloved role indeed.

Claudia:
I'm wondering when she's going to move in.

Dr. Van Neuter:
Who?

Claudia:
Rabbit....
(Eyes water up with tears)
SHE PROMISED SHE'D HELP ME OUT WITH MY NAAAIILLSS!
(Sobs)

Dr. Van Neuter:
Wow, she's really going nuts!

Bunsen:
Mmmm...I'm in a mood for some now.

Beaker:
Meep!

Claudia:
(Wails louder)
And...AND...
I ATE the nuts!

Dr. Van Neuter:
Those were mine!
You know, you should ask before you decide to just eat them!

Claudia:
But they were too delicious!
(sobs)

Bunsen:
Wipe your eyes.
I'm sure she will come very soon.

Claudia:
(Sniffles)
No more nuts.
I now want a kit-kat! ;_;

Bunsen:
(Hands her one)

Claudia:
;_;
(Nibbles on it)

Dr. Van Neuter:
You owe me five bucks.

Claudia:
For what?

Dr. Van Neuter:
Those nuts were expensive!

Claudia:
Sorry.
(Hands him five bucks)

Dr. Van Neuter:
Thank you.

[Winslow Leach]

Tony is stretched out on his bed, his eyes closed. The stereo is playing Beethoven's "Moonlight Sonata."

Lefty: Hey kid, apparently dis Sweeney Whatsit role is really important! Tanks fer writin' an adaptation fer me!

Tony ignores Lefty.

Lefty: Kid...kid...you okay? Ya've been playin' dat song over an' over!

Tony: I'm really sick now, Lefty. My head is throbbing, and I feel really low and miserable...

Lefty: Oh. Woulda like a lollipop?

Tony: No thanks, buddy.

Lefty: Okay. I'll leave ya alone den...

Lefty quietly exits the room, closing the door behind him.

[The Count]

*Back home at Room #1... Okay guys... Got dinner here, some pieces of BBQ filet that I think best not mention what its source is for fear of other roomies bursting in, doused in garlic powder, and heated veggies like baby carrots and snap pea pods and bacon shaved asparagus. Iced tea to drink and some cookies for dessert. *Turns on television to tune in to some Monday night wrestling.
Sure hope to hear from Beth about Rabbit's application. Also waiting for the next segment of Sweeny Lefty.

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
His throat was bare beneath my hand!
(Cackles, clinging to the door frame)

Bunsen:
She's been reading his fanfic.
My dear, you shouldn't read that.
It spoils your mind...

Claudia:
It's been ruined long time ago, mate!
Besides, you've been casted for Pirelli!

Bunsen:
(Slightly offended)

Beaker:
(Laughs)

Bunsen:
I don't prance around in colorful outfits...
Do I?

Dr. Van Neuter:
Nah.

Bunsen:
Thank you, Phillip.
Really.

Beaker:
(Rushes to the library to read Sweeney Lefty)

Claudia:
(Follows after him)

Bunsen:
(Oblivious to Beaker leaving)
Time for your paycheck!

---

Beaker:
(Starts singing)

Claudia:
Pretty women!
Pretty women!
So delicate and fair!

Pretty women...


(Giggles pervade the air)

[redBoobergurl]

*calls Ed* Still waiting to hear from two more members on the status of Rabbit. Hope to hear soon. So far thumbs up.

[BEAR]

*Back home at Room #1... Okay guys... Got dinner here, some pieces of BBQ filet that I think best not mention what its source is for fear of other roomies bursting in, doused in garlic powder, and heated veggies like baby carrots and snap pea pods and bacon shaved asparagus.

(Some Muppet Vegetables appear over Ed's shoulder, crying and whining, as they watch the Dorm director devour their healthy relatives)

[MuppetGirl85]

Outside the Muppet College Dorms building, a taxicab pulls up to the curb; a twenty-ish girl with auburn hair and dark brown eyes gets out on one side, then walks up to the driver's side window.

Cabbie: *rolls down his window* Dat'll be fifty-five bucks, lady.

Christine: Sure thing! *reaches into her purse and pulls out her wallet; she opens it, removes some bills, then hands them to the cabbie*

Cabbie: *counts the bills, then looks at the girl* Yah ten bucks short, miss. Anytin' ya gonna do aboudit?

Christine: Ummm... *digs around frantically for more cash, then goes to the back and opens the door again* Placido? You have ten bucks on you?

Placido Flamingo: *sings in his tenor voice, to the tune of À deux cuartos! from "Carmen"*
No ten dollars! No ten dollars!
No ten dollars! No ten dollars!
No ten dollars! No ten dollars!
No money I have on me!

Christine: *rolls her eyes* Never mind. *turns to the other Muppets in the back* Jeanette, Nelson? Any money you can spare?

Jeanette: *sings to the tune of the famous "Indian Love Call from Rose Marie* We must admit to you-oooo-ooo-oooo, oo-oo-oooooo...

Nelson: Our dollars are only two-oooooo-oooo-ooooo, oo-oo-oooooo...

Cabbie: *getting impatient* Cahm-ahn, lady, I ain't got awl night!

Christine: *rubs her temples, then goes back to the driver's side window, takes out her credit card* I'm so sorry. Charge it to my card.

Cabbie: *practically snatches the card out of her hand and swipes it on the meter, then hands it back* Here's ya money back. *hands her the bills she had given earlier*

Christine: You know what... *puts the money back in his hand* keep it. For your trouble. *gives a slight smile*

Cabbie: Well, uhhhh...tanks...I guess. Ummm... *pockets the money* lemme pop da trunk for ya. *reaches down and lifts the lever to open the cab's trunk*

Christine: *goes around and grabs her luggage* Come on, guys, we don't want to keep the man waiting any more. *the three Muppets hop out and take their belongings as they are handed to them; once they finish taking out their things, she shuts the trunk and the cabbie drives off* So...this is home sweet home. *looks up at the building entrance*

Placido: Sí, sí! I am so happy to be reuniting with all of my old Sesame Street amigos! *the flamingo, dressed in an expensive suit, an overcoat, and wearing a white opera scarf around his neck, wipes a tear from his eye with his wing*

Christine: Well, gang...let's go inside and check into our dorm. I think we had signed up for #2, didn't we?

Nelson: Why, yes, we had. A Mountie never forgets a number, whether on a license plate or a dorm room entrance!

Jeanette: Oh, Nelson! You remember things so well! My hero! *leans her head on his shoulder*

Nelson: Oh, my love! *puts his free arm around the green female Muppet's waist*

Christine: *shakes head* Bring it inside. *smiles, because despite being with an operatic flamingo who will sing just to hear the sound of his voice, as well as a Mountie and his lady love who often got very sappy, she wouldn't have it any other way* Let's go. *she and her Muppet dormmates walk up the steps, open the front entrance door, and head into the lobby*

The four head step inside the building, finding themselves in the lobby of the residence hall.

Christine: Wow... *looks around* Nice lobby. *finds that, oddly, it seems deserted* Um...hello? Anyone here? *brings her rolling suitcase to a stop next to her, shifts one of her duffel bags on her shoulder, both fine pieces of luggage bought from the Dewey Crouton boutique store*

Placido: *sings* Helloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Echo: *comes back to them* Helloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Christine: *blinks* O_o *clears her throat lightly* We're here, ah...it's Christine.

Placido: And Placidooooooooooo!

Nelson: And Nelson...

Jeanette: And Jeaneeeeeeeeette!

The four of them look around and wait for someone to help them.

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
(Rushes to welcome Christine)
Hello, ignore that weirdo taxi dude.
(Pounces)
HI! GREAT TO MEET YOU!

Beaker:
(Pries her off)
Mee mee mee.
Mee mee mee mee.

Claudia:
Hey, I'm not weird!
Oof!
(Dragged away)
WAIT! I HAVE TO SAY HI TO HER ROOMIES!
WAIT! LET GO!
(Is out of sight)

---

Bunsen:
Thank you, Beakie!
I'm so sorry you had to see that, Christine.
I'm sure Eddie will come running in to see that you all don't hurt yourselves.

This will be quite a doozie!

[MuppetGirl85]

Out of nowhere, a girl comes running out to meet the newcomers who are standing in the lobby. She says hello, then pounces on Christine.

Christine: *is immediately knocked to the floor with a girl on top of her, which mentally makes her feel slightly uncomfortable* O.O! Uhh...hi! ^_^;

Placido: ¡Ay, Dios mio! *jumps back*

Jeanette: Oh, dear! *clings to Nelson*

Nelson: I say! *holds tight to Jeanette* Don't worry, my darling! I'll protect you!

The girl is then pried off Christine by a familiar Muppet, one with a funny head with a patch of red hair on it that speaks only a squeaky "Mee." The Muppet is Beaker, and he drags the seemingly crazy girl away screaming.

Christine: *gets up and brushes herself off, then hefts her Dewey Crouton carry-all duffel bags onto her shoulders again as she smiles at Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, a blush on her cheeks* Uhh, it's okay, Dr. Honeydew. ^_^;;;; But who's Eddie, if I might ask?

[BEAR]

Big Bird: Hey, Bryan, look! New friends moving into the Dorms. And isn't that...Placido Flamingo! Hi, Mr. Placido Flamingo, Sir! It's nice to have a new bird moving to the Dorms.
Bryan: Welcome to the Muppet Dorms. You must be Christine. Hi, I'm Bryan. This is Big Bird.
Big Bird: Hi.
Bryan: We're in suite #29 if you ever need anything. You'll also find our other friends Bert, Ernie and the Cookie Monster.
Big Bird: And Mr. Snuffleupagus. His caveroom is right across the yard outside.
Bryan: Who are your other roommates, Christine?

[MuppetGirl85]

Big Bird and a young man, also apparently a resident of the dorm building, come out to meet Christine and her roommates.

Christine: Hey, Brian! Nice to meet you, and...O.O! Big Bird! *drops her duffel bags, runs and hugs Big Bird* I always wanted to meet you in person! ^_^

Placido: Greetings, Señor Big Bird! I am so glad to be here, and I look forward to reuniting with all of you from Sesame Street! *bows*

Nelson: We are her other roommates. I'm Nelson, pleased to meet you, Bryan. *sees Big Bird* Aha, Big Bird! Good to see you!

Jeanette: I'm Jeanette. Big Bird, so good to see you!

Christine: *steps back* Wow! I can't believe you're here, in person, Big Bird! *to Bryan* We're going to be in room #2, as soon as we get our key. I can't wait to meet all the other residents here! *tries to suppress a fangirl-ish squee from hugging Big Bird*

[Katzi428]

walking out to meet Christine and her roomies Hey...how are you all? Glad you made it here!:) I'm Kathy
Prairie:I'm Prairie Dawn.Hi Christine.Hey Placido!Great to see you here. You other 2 are Nelson and Jeanette,right?Pleased to meet you!
Rosita:I'm Rosita. PLACIDO!Que sorpresa!*lapsing into Spanish and then remembering her manners*Sorry. Jeanette and Nelson,nice to meet you!You too Christine.
We have Gaffer the Cat rooming with us in Room 6.She's asleep though. Drop by any time.

[BEAR]

Big Bird: It's so nice to have you hear. We always have so much fun here. I know you're going to have a good time.
Bryan: That's right. Ed...he's the Dorm Director...he should be around. He lives in room #1 with The Count and Uncle Deadly. He can get you your key. Big Bird, you wanna call him?
Big Bird: Okay! (Loudly) EEEEEEEEEEED!
Bryan: (covering ear) Thanks.
Big Bird: (chuckles) You're welcome!

[Beakerfan]

Alex: Hey, guys! Let's go downstairs! There's people to meet!

Floyd: All right man! Lets give em a nice warm welcome everyone.

They all go downstairs

Alex: Hi Christine! I'm Alex, and these are my roomies. We're up in room 24 if you ever need anything. *GASP* PLACIDO FLAMINGO? I love opera... *faints*

Sweetums: Hi everyone... oh don't worry about her. She does this a lot. She also has a bit of a umm.... a......

Janice: It's like a.... what's it called? That thing where she changes, right?

Floyd: Hey, I don't think she'd appreciate you announcing that all that much.....

Bean: No, no, no.... it's not like that. *rolls his eyes* It's like when Claudia turns into a rabbit.

Animal: WEREWOLF! WEREWOLF!

Everyone: Oh. RIGHT.

Animal: *looks at Christine for a minute* WO-MAN! WO-MAN! *starts to run after her*

Floyd: *grabs his chain* No Animal! Down boy! Down!

Sweetums: *picks up the fainted Alex* Well, we'd better get back to our room before we cause any more damage..... nice meeting you guys!

[MuppetGirl85]

A few more residents of the dorm building come out to greet Christine and her Muppet roomies.

Christine: Hiya, Kathy! Yay! I can finally hang out with you! *hugs Kathy, then waves to Prairie* Prairie Dawn, hi! It's a pleasure. ^_^

Jeanette: It's a pleasure meeting you, Miss Prairie Dawn and Miss Rosita. Yes, I am Jeanette, and this is my one true love, Nelson. *sighs and puts a hand over her heart*

Nelson: I am indeed Nelson. I'm delighted to meet you, Miss Dawn and Miss Monster. *stands at attention, salutes, and then bows graciously to both Prairie and Rosita*

Placido: Señorita Prairie, I am so happy to see you again! *hurries over, puts his arms around Prairie, and kisses her on both cheeks according to Spanish custom* Y Señora Kathy, it is wonderful to meet you! *kisses Kathy on both cheeks as well before moving on to Rosita* ¡Señorita Rosita, mi querida! ¡Es una sorpresa de verte una vez más!

Christine: ¡Rosita, hóla! ¿Cómo haces? ¿Todo bien, yo espero? *laughs* You'll have to help me a bit more with my conversational Spanish, though, as it's gotten somewhat rusty since my actual college days. ^_^;

Everyone in Christine's party is startled and shows it in varying ways when Big Bird yells for Ed, the dorm director, then more people come downstairs.

Christine: Nice to meet ya, Alex! I... *sees Alex faint when she lays eyes on Placido Flamingo* O.o *hears the explanation by Floyd, Janice, and Sweetums* Ummmm...okay. *shrugs* ^_^;;;;;;

Placido: *proudly sings* Lalalala-lala-lalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Christine: O.O! *screams as Animal lunges at her and she crabwalks back from him, but thankfully Floyd pulls Animal's chain and gets him away just before Sweetums collects the heap that is Alex from the floor* Whew! Thanks, Floyd. Nice meeting all of you! *waves*

Nelson: Farewell, my friends, until we meet again!

[Fragglemuppet]

*walks into lobby with Gobo* Wow, this lobby sure is crowded! Hi Christine! Hello Senor Flamingo! Hello, *thinks for a second* Nelson and Jeanette. Sorry, I didn't recognize you at first. I'm Kate, or Katie, and this is Gobo. We live down in room 5.
Gobo: Well hi there! Nice to meet you!
Wembly also lives with us, but when I asked him if he'd like to come upstairs, he just mumbled and went back to sleep.
Gobo: That's Wembly for ya!
Well, we'd better be getting to bed ourselves. Good night everyone. I look forward to getting to know you better!

[Beakerfan]

Bean: *still downstairs*
Getting to know you,
Getting to know aalllll about you!
Getting to lliiike you!
Getting to hope you like meeee.....

Because of all the wonderful and new
Things I'm learning about you,
Day... by.... day!

*scampers upstairs*

[MuppetGirl85]

As Sweetums leaves with Alex in his arms, and Floyd and Janice follow with Animal in tow, another resident arrives, this time with a Fraggle walking beside them. It happens to be Gobo, one of the main characters from Fraggle Rock.

Christine: Hey! Good to meet you, Katie. Yes, I'm Christine, and these are my dormies. *proudly indicates her three Muppet friends* Hey, there, aren't you...oh, what's your name? *blanks for a moment on the Fraggle's name, then suddenly a light goes on in her head* ...Gobo! That's it! Sorry about that, my memory's a little shot. It was a looooooooooong trip. ^_^;

Nelson: So that potentially makes you one of our neighbors! Marvelous! Oh, Jeanette, I can't wait to get to know all these wonderful people, can you? *the Mountie Muppet embraces his dear lady*

Jeanette: No, I can't! That's what makes it so fantastic! *she and Nelson kiss*

Placido: ¡Hóla, mis amigos nuevos! I am very pleased to make your acquaintance. *smiles at the Fraggle* Sí, Señor Gobo, I am indeed the famous Placido Flamingo. You say Wembley is asleep? ¡Qué lástima!

Christine: Aww, I'm sorry to hear that Wembley was too tired to make it down for an introduction. We'll probably see him around tomorrow. Good night, Katie! 'Night, Gobo!

Christine, Placido, Nelson, and Jeanette wave to Katie and Gobo as they head back to their dorm to go to bed.

Christine: *giggles as she listens to Bean singing "Getting to Know You", then waves as he scampers back upstairs, thinking to herself* I hope Ed gets here sometime tonight so we can move in.

[Fragglemuppet]

Yep, Wembly's gonna be sorry he missed this. I'm sorry to have to say this, but I don't think you're going to see Ed tonight. It's pretty hard to get his attention after a certain hour. I'd invite you to stay in my room for the night, but I'm afraid there's not quite enough space. You know, hold on a minute. *goes up to lobby in elevator and takes propper key down* It's not exactly protocol, but under the circumstances I don't think Ed would mind too much if I let you in. *desperately hopes she's right* Well, we'll be right down the hall if you need us. Good night everyone!
Wembly: Good night. It was nice to meet you!

[MrsPepper]

Does anyone know if I've been kicked out of the dorms? Or if Ed was nice enough to not evict me and Uncle Matt due to inactivity. :coy:

[Beakerfan]

PEPPYYYYYYY! Yeah, I think you have to re-register. Wait.... you were part of the dorms? Ok... seriously, don't mind me. I need to go to bed. Sweetums picks her up and carries her to bed.

[MrsPepper]

Goodnight Alex! Yeah I was a part of the dorms back in... 2005? 2006? It was brief.

[MuppetGirl85]

Christine and her roomies head downstairs to their room in the dumbwaiter, then walk down the hall to the door marked with a large number 2. Katie soon returns to the first floor, having gone upstairs to the lobby to get the room key, which Christine accepts.

Christine: Aww, Katie, you didn't have to. If Ed had wanted us to wait, we could have stayed overnight in the lobby. It wouldn't have been that big a deal.

Nelson: I've had to endure much harsher conditions than a residence hall lobby. It would not have been so difficult for me.

Christine: Well, thank you, anyway. G'night, Katie, and to you too, Wembley! Pleasant dreams to both of you. *unlocks the dormitory door and steps inside with Placido, Nelson, and Jeanette following behind; she wheels her suitcase to the middle of the room, then unpacks a blanket, some sheets, and a pillow from one of the duffel bags and puts them on the floor* I'm not going to bother with the bed for now. I'm too beat. *yawns*

Nelson: Come, dear Jeanette. Let's turn in for the night. *sets up his own spot, then helps Jeanette with hers*

Jeanette: Good idea, my love. We'll worry about the beds and unpacking tomorrow. I only hope we won't be in too much trouble for checking in without waiting for Ed. *places sheets, a blanket, and a pillow on the floor in the same fashion*

Placido: Nonsense, mis amigos! I would much rather sleep in the dormitory tonight than have to spend the night on a couch. Most uncomfortable!

Everyone groans and rolls their eyes, then Christine gets up, flicks the light switch off, and heads back to her spot. She curls up, shuts her eyes, and is soon asleep.

Placido: *sings Brahms' famous lullaby* Rock-a-bye, and good night...

Christine: *groans* Save it for the morning, Placido. Good night. *shifts a bit under her blanket, then drifts off; in the back of her mind, she is hoping that Ed isn't too angry with her and her roomies for entering their dorm too early, nor that he would be upset that Katie had gotten their room key instead of waiting for Ed to do it himself*

[BEAR]

(As the newest Dorm residents drift off to sleep, Big Bird's voice is heard saying...)
Big Bird: Muppet College Dorms were brought to you today by the letter P and by the number 4. Muppet Dorms are a production of the Muppet Central Forums. Goodnight.

[The Count]

*OOC (Out of Character): Guys, I'm deeply sorry to all, especially Christine. My connection got shot last night around the time all this activity was going on. It's back now, so I thank you for helping out a fellow new resident at the dorms.

Just so some people know, the lobby and second floor (the one with Bryan, Alex, Kyle, Ryan, Claudia, Catherine, and Kim) happens to be the same floor.
Christine, your room is directly across from mine, so if you have any questions feel free to knock or send me a message. Other neighbors include Beth and Kate and Erin in Rooms #3, 5, and 7 respectively. Methinks Erin will be glad to find another of Richard's fellows rooming here, she's one of our two senior RHLC residents. Room #4, next to yors is temporarily empty, Kathy's got #6, and the Laundry Room is the last one on your right at the end of the hall. This floor's bathrooms, much like the one on every floor, is the last door down on your left in the other hall once you turn to your left if leaving your room. There's the common room which serves as general meeting place and the elevator to reach the higher floors and/or leave the building. Feel free to grab a map of town (or help us with those efforts) or any of the wonderful fanfics on loan from our local library.

Sure hope you grow to like it here and welcome to the MC Dorms.

[Winslow Leach]

Tony, Newsie and Crazy Harry stand outside Christine's door. Tony knocks.

Tony: Hi there, Christine. I'm Tony, from room #9, so I guess that makes us neighbors. These are my roomies, the Muppet Newsman, you've probably seen him on TV. You can call him Newsie, if you'd like. And this, of course, is Crazy Harry. Despite his...um...appearance...he's okay...just don't mention anything about explosives near him. And finally, there's...uh...

Tony looks around. Suddenly, he feels someone going through his pockets. He looks down and sees Lefty. Tony picks Lefty up by his coat collar, and holds him up. Lefty squirms.

Tony (to Lefty) Why you little--(to Christine) And this is the third stooge...Lefty. As you can see, he's very sneaky, so I'd advise you to hide and secure all of your valuables. Either that, or a bonk on the head will lay him out cold.

Lefty (squirming) Dis is so humiliatin'!

Newsie: Pleased to meet you, Christine!

Crazy Harry: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Tony: That means he's pleased to meet you, too.

(silence; Tony shakes Lefty)

Lefty: What? Oh...riiiiiiiiiight! Hey, Christine, how ya doin'? Kin I offer ya a tootsie-frootsie popsicle? It'll only cost ya a nickel! But in your case, since yer new here, I'll letcha have it fer only five cents!

Tony: Lefty! Pardon Lefty. He's never heard of a thing called manners.

Lefty: Lemme go, ya bully! I'll--

Tony puts his hand over Lefty's mouth.

Tony: Ah, Placido Flamingo! I am a fan, sir. And...pardon me, but your two other roomies look very familiar...are they...are they Jeanette MacDonald and Nelson Eddy, from the movies? I thought I recognized them! Well, pleased to meet you, Christine! Hope you enjoy your stay here at the MC dorms!

[redBoobergurl]

Hey Mrs. P, we usually sign up new again each fall, so technically, yes, you're not rooming with Uncle Matt anymore, BUT, I do know that he is available so if you want to move back in, PM good old Mr. Count and we'll get that all set for you.

Beth: So looks like we had some new people move in last night
Red: We did? I want to meet them!
Abby: We have to show them around!
Beth: I think that's been taken care of already, don't worry about that. We certainly can go introduce ourselves though
*they go knock on the door of room 2*
Beth: Hi Christine, I'm Beth and these are my roommates Red Fraggle, Mokey Fraggle, Abby Cadabby and Wanda the Cat who is from a Muppet fanfiction series I wrote. It's nice to meet you!

[Katzi428]

Prairie:So...today starts your official physical therapy session,Kathy?
Yeah.I tried it last week,but on a scale of 1 to 50 I got a 15.
Rosita:15?That's great!
Well actually Rosita,it's not.1 is the worst and 50 is the best.:p
Rosita:Ah...I see.Well,you'll just need to work harder.
Prairie:Will they give you exercises to do at home?
Yeah...that's what the physical therapist said.She was nice.So I don't think I'll have anything to worry about. I need to go today in about an hour.One of the things she had me do last week was stand with my legs close together like this standing up and seeing how long ...Whooaa! falling backwards onto a chair I could last.As you can see I didn't last long.:rolleyes:
Rosita:You okay?
Yep...I'm fine.As long as I have something behind me when I'm doing that,I'll be okay.
Prairie:You know that if you need our help,we're here for you.
Thanks Prairie. And you too Rosita.

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
(Stares blankly at her papers)
Leave me alone to die.

Dr. Van Neuter:
Gladly!

Bunsen:
Hush, hush, Phillip.
What drove you to say that?

Claudia:
(Shows him the pile, flatly)

Bunsen:
Ooohh--how charming!
(Taps at it lightly)
Change that attitude, and I'm sure it won't seem so bad.

Claudia:
Mr. Positive, how do you do it?
(Sarcastic)

Bunsen:
(Unaware of the sarcasm)
It's as simple as understanding Mr. Einstein's speech!

Claudia:
(Remembers the film)
(In her mind)

Then zwe direct our attention to zis seemingly complex blah blah blah blah blah blah,

blah blah blah blah blah.

Zis can't be attained by just matter blah blah blah.

Now...zwhere in the heck iz my rubberduc--

(Eyes widen)

NOOO!

Bunsen:
What's wrong?

Claudia:
I never gave him the rubberduck!

Bunsen:
(Adjusts his glasses)
(Raises them, puts them back on)
Pardon?

Claudia:
I AM A DISGRACE!

Dr. Van Neuter:
Claudia, he died a long time ago!

Claudia:
Aren't we in the 18th century?

Bunsen:
I'm afraid not.

Claudia:
O_o....We're not?

Bunsen:
Oh dear.
Come with me.
You need a rest.

Claudia:
I have to do this, Bunnie!
George Washington ordered me to talk to the Molds of The Republic!

Dr. Van Neuter:
Yeah, and Napoleon said he'd meet you over at Mcdonalds.

Claudia:
I FORGOT THAT, TOO!

Dr. Van Neuter:
(Laughing at her breakdown)
Yeah...YEAH...and...and!
HAHAHA!
And Sigmund Freud wanted to see you at midnight for some marshmellows!

Claudia:
I thought I told him that I was taken.

Bunsen:
Please, Phillip!
Continue this and she may go into phase four!

Claudia:
Phase what?
Oh yeah...James Bond...right?

Dr. Van Neuter:
I just love this experiment!

Bunsen:
Tsstsst.

[Katzi428]

groan.... Hi girls. making my way towards the couch and laying down
Prairie:Hi!How was physical therapy today?Or shouldn't I ask?
It was good and bad.
Rosita:What do you mean?
Well the physical therapist that worked with me today was cute!:flirt:
Prairie:Oh boy...here she goes again, Rosita.:rolleyes: So what was the bad part?
Well he really had me working hard! Luckily he was nice about it and kept joking around with me. I won't always have him as a therapist though.Ugh...my back!
Rosita:Want Gaffer to walk on it?
as if on cue,Gaffer comes running in and pounces onto the couch
Gaffer:Prrt...meow!
Hi Gaffer!stroking her fur It's OK kitty,you don't need to walk on my back. I'm just going to lay down for a bit.
Prairie:Want some water or anything?
Zzzzz....
Prairie:Guess that means no.

[MuppetGirl85]

OoC: No problem, Ed. I can understand that things like that happen. But I'm so glad Katie was here to help; many thanks to her and to everyone else who came to meet me and my roomies last night. ^_^

BIC:

Sunlight floods the room through the windows, which are currently bare, waiting to be decorated with any sort of window treatment. Slowly, the inhabitants of the room are roused from their slumber; Christine is fully awakened when she hears a knock on the door. She tosses off the blanket covering her, gets to her feet, and opens the door, where she finds a resident standing before her with three Muppets around him.

Christine: *stretches and covers her mouth as it opens in a yawn* Oh! Good morning, Tony. Nice to meet you, and you, too, Newsie. *is somewhat startled by Crazy Harry's laugh* Heh-heh...nice to meet you as well, Harry. *to Tony* I'll make sure of that. ^_^;

Placido: *comes to the door, rubbing his eyes with a wing* Dios mio, what is all the noise out here? *he is fully awake as he takes a look at Tony and the three "stooges" with him* Oh, my! Ahh...¡hóla, amigos!

Christine: *is a bit put off by Lefty's lack of manners and the fact that he's not smart enough to know that a nickel is five cents* I'm fine, Lefty, but I'm not really interested in playing games right now. I just got up and I'm still a bit tired. *rubs the remnants of sleep from her eyes; is grateful when Tony puts a hand over Lefty's mouth* Thank you, Tony.

Placido: *laughs when Tony tells him he's a fan of his* ¡Gracias, Señor Tony! *sings a few operatic notes just to show off what an incredible singer he is*

Jeanette: *has come to the door as well with Nelson beside her* Oh! Pleased to meet you, Tony. *gives a little curtsy*

Nelson: A pleasure, sir. We are Jeanette MacDonald and Nelson Eddy...at least, we're their Muppet incarnations. *shakes Tony's hand*

After Tony, Newsie, Crazy Harry, and Lefty are introduced to the new residents, another girl shows up with a couple of Fraggle roommates, as well as Abby Cadabby and a cat named Wanda.

Christine: Hey, thanks for the welcome, Beth! I'm glad to be your neighbor. Nice to meet you, Red, Mokey, Abby, and Wanda. *reaches out and pets Wanda* ^_^

Jeanette: Everyone here is so wonderfully receptive and warm...well, most of them are. *holds tightly to Nelson, thinking about Crazy Harry and Lefty, the little guy living with Tony*

Nelson: *kisses Jeanette gently* Don't worry about Crazy Harry or Lefty. If they try anything, I will be sure to get my man. *sees new visitors* Oh! Well, hello there! Pleased to make your acquaintance, Miss Beth. And to you as well, Red, Mokey, Wanda, and Abby. *salutes all the Muppets and their human roommate*

Jeanette: Hello, everyone. I'm Jeanette, this is my one true love, Nelson. And the pink fellow over there is Mr. Placido Flamingo.

Placido: *sings* It is I, it is I, it is I, it is I, it is IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!

Christine: *giggles* He's so entertaining. This is why I love having him for a roommate. *hugs the Muppet flamingo* ^_^<3

OoC: Sorry I'm finishing this so late. I just got home from work about an hour ago and I didn't get to work on it during the afternoon because I went to go give a sample for a drug test (since I'm being cross-trained for pharmacy work). ^_^; Many apologies!

BIC:

[Beakerfan]

Sweetums: Floyd, I think Alex really enjoys having you and Animal back. Alot happened while you were gone. And it's great for her to have a girl to room with!

Floyd: I think you're right man! I just hope Animal doesn't drive her crazy.

Janice: Like, I didn't know that was possible!

Sweetums: Well, I'll help keep an eye on Animal. Oh, have you guys seen Bean? He left his coloring book out.

Bean: I'm coming Sweetums! Sorry about the mess! *begins to clean up his crayons*

Floyd: We found him, but where's Animal? Have you fellas heard him lately?

Sweetums: Gee, no I haven't!

Bean: *shakes his head*

Janice: Like, look over there Floyd! *points to Animal's mattress*

Alex is sitting on the mattress, holding Animal in her lap and softly singing to him.

Animal: *contentedly sucking his thumb*

Bean: What's she doing?

Floyd: Looks like she found a way to make Animal calm down....

Sweetums: Or herself. She's always said that little kids are very refreshing and stress-relieving. I guess to her Animal is like a little kid?

Janice: Like, wow! I've never seen him act like that before. Like isn't that amazing Floyd?

Animal: *sighs and continues to listen to Alex sing*

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bunsen:
Return, Claudia!
Please!
You mustn't go!
You've so much to learn!

Claudia:
My friends...
I've seen the light.

I've seen it...
It's too late for me.

Beaker:
Mee mee mee!
(Takes her hand into his)

Claudia:
Tell Lefty...he owes me three bucks....
and...Bunnie...I like the name...Tony gave you...

Bunnie....Hunnie...x/

(The machine gives out a long beep)

Bunsen:
(Clings to Beaker)
OOHOHOHO!
WHY?

Dr. Van Neuter:
(Running into the room in a rush)
What did she die of?
(Eyes tear up)

Bunsen:
(Looks up to him)
Oh, Phillip!
(Gasps, trying to stop his whinning)
She died from a severe case of sanity!
OHOHONOOO!

Beaker:
(Wails)
OHNOO! MEEEEEEEP!

Dr. Van Neuter:
(Looks to the bunch flatly)
I came over for THIS?
UGH!

Don't worry.
This can be solved.

(Cracks his knuckles)
This will hurt a bit, Claudia!
(Punches her off the bed)

Bunsen:
You punched a woman!
(Snaps back to his old self)

Beaker:
(Presses his hand against his own mouth in shock)

Dr. Van Neuter:
Wait....she was a girl?

Bunsen:
(Shakes head)

[An hour later]

Claudia:
(Opens eyes, spotting her friends looming over her)

Bunsen:
Yoo-hooo!
Are you all right, dear?

Beaker:
Meep!

Dr. Van Neuter:
Ok, kid, how many fingers am I holding up?

Claudia:
Eleventeenth.

Bunsen:
We must rejoice!
(Cheers)

Dr. Van Neuter:
YAY!
WE HAVE OUR AIRHEAD BACK!

Beaker:
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!

Claudia:
Buttertoast.

Bunsen:
There, there.
Now, tell me...
why on earth did Mr. Tony give me that horrible name?

xD

[The Count]

He had to make it rhyme you silly. Now get Claudia back to her crazy self... We need her to, um, crazy up the joint.
*Goes back downstairs to enjoy what's left of another rare off-day from college.

Count, Deadly, you have the presents wrapped?
*Both: Yes.
Good, we'll have to leave them at her door.
UD: No party?
Count: No candles to count?
Not when the guest(s) of honor aren't here. Oh well, she will return to us... I hope.

[Winslow Leach]

Lefty runs in, wearing his Sweeney Lefty outfit.

Lefty: Hey kid, kid! Ya gotta write me outta dis play!

Tony: Too late, man!

Lefty: Dis wig is chafin' my scalp!

Tony: DON'T touch it! Continuity.

Lefty: And dese clothes! What are Stinky, Jimmy One-Nostril, Owl-face and da Human Fungus gonna tink when dey see me wearin' shoes wit buckels on 'em? Buckels!

Tony: Well, if they're your friends, they won't laugh at you. Now get back there!

Lefty: Naw! I'm done!

Tony: I said get!

Lefty: NO!

Tony: Fine. You're a mature, adult Muppet. You don't have to do anything I tell you.

Lefty: Dat's right, Simple Simon!

Tony: So...I won't say another thing.

Lefty: Good!

Tony picks up lefty by the collar, opens the door, and throws him back into the fanfic section.

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
Oh, Bunnie, you're up!

Bunsen:
Please, Claudia...
Don't make me do Tony's humiliating play!

Beaker:
(From behind Bunsen's back...he nods vigorously to Claudia)
(Does a slit throat)

Claudia:
Come on...
It's a GREAT play!

Bunsen:
I'm a very busy man.
I need to dwell into the safety of the lab.
Not be ridiculed by a (rather feminime) wig and...and purple suits!
They are terribly itchy!

Claudia:
(Pushes him lightly out of the room with Beaker)

---

Bunsen:
(In his outfit)
Oh, Mr. Tony...
Pardon my manners and such...
But, to be honest...
I feel oh so naked without my labcoat.

Beaker:
(giggles)

Bunsen:
The smell of the fumes...absent in the air...

Beaker:
(Rolls eyes)

Bunsen:
(Covers himself)

Dr. Van Neuter:
(From afar)
HEY SEXY!
(Laughs)
(Whistles)

Bunsen:
Oh dear!

[BEAR]

(phone rings)
Bryan: Hello? Oh, hi, Telly! How are ya? ...uh huh...whoa whoa! Slow down...You say the world is coming to an end? And we only have four more years to live? Oh, Telly. Where did you get this crazy nonesense?...from a website. From Muppet Central Forums? Umm...Telly, didn't I always tell you never to believe everything you read online?...That's right...and wait til the news is confirmed by Phil Chapman. Okay. Go boing it off. Okay...You're welcome. Bye! (hangs up) Honestly, I don't know how these crazy stories get started.
Ernie: (runs in) The world is coming to an end!
Bryan: Says who?
Ernie: The Snowth! The Snowth said so! I gotta go warn the gang!
Bryan: (head slap) I gotta block some of these websites.

[BeakerSqueedom]

(phone rings)
Bryan: Hello? Oh, hi, Telly! How are ya? ...uh huh...whoa whoa! Slow down...You say the world is coming to an end? And we only have four more years to live? Oh, Telly. Where did you get this crazy nonesense?...from a website. From Muppet Central Forums? Umm...Telly, didn't I always tell you never to believe everything you read online?...That's right...and wait til the news is confirmed by Phil Chapman. Okay. Go boing it off. Okay...You're welcome. Bye! (hangs up) Honestly, I don't know how these crazy stories get started.


Dr. Van Neuter:
Who ever came up with that?

Bunsen and Beaker:
(They whistle innocently)

[The Count]

Hmmm... Wonder why Slug hasn't posted more story. It's not like there are any cookies in it for him if he does...
*Leaves a well-wrapped package of devilfood fudge brownies at Catherine's doorstep, along with a card from all in Room #1 to her and Piggy in #20, along with a few other momentos like an embossed curly-cue photo frame and a day pass to the town's local spas.

[BeakerSqueedom]

Beaker:
(Hiccup)
Meep.

Bunsen:
Shame on you!
You were actually drunk?
Beakie, how could you?

Beaker:
Soda(hic)meepppp!

Bunsen:
Dr. Van Neuter bribed you, didn't he?

Dr. Van Neuter:
(Whistles)

Beaker:
(Gets on Claudia's table, dancing to "Fergilicious")

Claudia:
WHOOHOOO!
TAKE IT OFF!

Bunsen:
(Glares at her sternly)

Claudia:
I...I mean...get jiggy with it!

Bunsen:
(Groans)
(Wiping off the ketchup from his throat)
I may never show my face after this.
(Locks the door)

Claudia:
HAHAHHA!
CHICKEN SOUP!

Bunsen:
I may have manners, but I'm certainly no fool.

Claudia:
It was just a play!
So you got killed...

Bunsen:
(Returns to fixing his device)
Let's talk about something more pleasent.

Beaker:
(Does the moonwalk)

Claudia:
(Screeches like a fangirl before fainting)
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Bunsen:
Ooohh...I'm next!

[Winslow Leach]

Hmmm...Beaker dancing to "Fergalicious." Now that's an image that's gonna keep me up all night!:eek:

[Beakerfan]

Alex: *sniffs the air* I smell... I smell..... *sniffs* I SMELL A DANCE PARTY! WHOOOOO! *runs and gets up on Claudia's table, dancing with Beaker to Fergalicious*

Floyd: Some things I'll never understand.... *starts dancing with Janice*

Janice: Like rully.....

Sweetums: I think I'll watch... this could be entertaining....

[BeakerSqueedom]

[The room turns dark...until a spotlight settles on Claudia]

Claudia:
(Tuns in her chair, wearing a pink top hat, pink suit)
Listen up y'all, 'cause this is it,
The beat that I'm bangin' is delicious.

Beaker:
(In a yellow tux, and in platform shoes)
Meepilicious meep meep meep loco!
Meep meep meep meep meep meep photo!
Meep meep squeezeme, meep meep me!
Meeep meeep meep 'em...

Claudia:
Meepalicious (so delicious),
But he ain't um...meep meep.
(Skips several verses)

Beaker:
(Hic)

Bunsen and Neuter:
(Singing in the background)

[Fast foward]

Beaker:
(Eats a mint, running his hand through his red hair)
Meepalicious def-
Meepalicious def-
(repeats)

Claudia:
(Pulls on a rope)
(Orange juice falls from the cieling)
(Soaking Beaker)

Beaker:
MEEEP MEEP MEEEEEEEEEEE~
MEE MEE MEEEEE~

Bunsen:
B to the e, to the B-e-a-k-i-e, you be meeping!

Claudia:
HECK YEAH!
B to the e, to the B-e-a-k-i-e, you be meeping!

Dr. Van Neuter:
To da...to da..to...daa....

[Lights turn off]

---

Claudia:
(Bumps into the wall)
OH MY FACE!
(Feels a figure)
Oh...so soft!
Who is this?

Bunsen:
I'm afraid that's Alex!

Claudia:
(Red)
OMG! HII!

[Winslow Leach]

Lefty: Hey kid...wanna dance?

Tony: Get outta here, you!

(pause)

Tony: Sure, why not?

Tony grabs Lefty, and the two waltz out into the hallway.

[Beakerfan]

Alex: Watch this.... *puts the song "Hollaback Girl" in and starts doing a mad hip hop routine*

Bean: *joins in on Alex's routine*

[Katzi428]

Prairie looking out into the hallway and giggling Kath...Rosita...you both have got to see this!
Why?What's going...looking out the door at everyone dancing Oh brother!I think they've all escaped from the looney bin! laughing
Rosita laughing as well:Either that or Bunsen put a spell on them!
Well..you know what they say..if you can't beat 'em; join 'em!
the three of us go out in the hall and start dancing too.
(OOC: I have no idea what Fergilicious sounds like.Just bear with me.)

[BEAR]

Bryan: (looks out the door). What's going on out there?
Bert: Let's groove!
Bryan: I guess the world must be ending when you see Tony dancing with Lefty. Where's Alex?
(sees Bert shimmy for Alex.). Oh my...

[The Count]

*Humming... I'll put a spell on you. And now you're miiiiine. Guess the party spilled out of Ru's room upstairs into the halls what with Clauds madz dance skillz. Night all.

Count and UD rush outside to be part of the delirious dance fever going on in the dorms tonight.

[Ruahnna]

(Catherine and Piggy trundle up to the door of Room 20 laden with bags and boxes and giggling like, well, girls.)
Piggy: That was divine, Catherine. I feel positively giddy.
Catherine: Probably that second mochachino, honey.
(The key finally opens the door and Piggy steps over the threshold. Catherine is about to follow when there is a sudden kamikaze attack from behind and she is whisked down the hall and around the corner. Any sound she might have made is stifled by the firm clamp of a furry hand over her mouth. Once around the corner, however, she recognized her assailants and stopped struggling.)
Catherine: Guys! What are you doing?
Fozzie: (removing his hand and wiping it carefully on his fur before hugging her) Sorry. I hope I didn't hurt you.
Catherine: No, thweetie--I'm fineth. (She stops and removes some brown hair from her mouth and looks at Fozzie.) But what are you doing? I brought Piggy back right on sched—
Kermit: (wringing his hands and looking mildly frantic) That’s just it. We ‘ve had a little change in plans.
Catherine: (warily) How little?
Fozzie: Not huge. Nothing like blowing up the kitchen or anything. (Kermit rounds on him with a stare and Fozzie subsides.)
Catherine: Kermit…?
Kermit: Um…
Catherine: Fozzie…? (Fozzie takes his hat off and puts it over his face.)
Fozzie: Please don’t make me tell. I always have to tell.
Catherine: (rounding on Kermit again) Kermit—Kermit, dearest, by favorite frog roomie. Did you blow up my kitchen?
Kermit: Well, not exactly the kitchen…
Fozzie: (blurting it out before Catherine can turn back to him) Just the stove! We blew up the stove.
(Catherine is silent for a moment. Thinking maybe. Or counting to ten. She takes a deep breath.)
Catherine: Anyone hurt?
Fozzie: There’s this one brownie pan that--
Kermit: (stepping in front of Fozzie) No—no one was hurt, but the apartment smells like a girl scout cookie factory blew up in there. We had to move the party.
Catherine: That doesn’t sound so--
Fozzie: We tried moving it to the second floor, but Oscar and Piggy, well—you remember what happened before Christmas? With the moth balls?
Kermit: So—the thing is-- (He stops and casts a nervous glance back toward the room.) So the thing is…you have to get Piggy to come to the laundry room.
Catherine: (blinking in surprise) The laundry room? You’re having Piggy’s birthday party in the laundry room?
Fozzie: It’s not just for—ow! Kermit! Stop stepping on my foot!
Kermit: It was the best we could do in a pinch.
Catherine: (under her breath) Remind me never to pinch you…
Kermit: What?
Catherine: Nothing. Well—it has the benefit of novelty. And she’ll never find it there! What do you need me to do—lure her down there?
Kermit: (relieved) Yes—that would be perfect. Brilliant. Thank you.
Fozzie: And when you get there, don’t look at anything, because it’s a sur—ow! Kermit—you’re on my foot again.
Kermit: (through gritted palette) Sorry.
Catherine: Okay—well, let me get back to Piggy. She’ll be wondering where I got to and wanting a snack. Five minutes?
Kermit: Any time—everything’s there but us.
Catherine: I’ll do my best. (She turns to go.)
Fozzie: Hap—ow! Kermit—that’s my sore foot!

[Ruahnna]

(Catherine edges around the door as casually as possible.)
Piggy: Oh—there you are. I was wondering if you were going to make a cup of tea or anything.
Catherine: Sure thing, Honey, but you better come down to the laundry room and take a look at something.
Piggy: The laundry room. Where IS the laundry room? And why would Moi need to go there?
Catherine: Um, er, weren’t you the one that loaned Leyla a beautiful lime-green angora sweater with beading on the—hey! Wait up! No—other direction, Piggy! The laundry room is that way!

[Ruahnna]

(To Catherine not-quite-total surprise, some of the party fixin's are for her birthday, too. She squeezed between the tightly packed partygoers to reach Fozzie and hug him.)
Fozzie: Happy Birthday, Roomie! Were you surprised?
Catherine: Completely. Thanks, Fozzie. You know, this isn't such a bad place for a party.
Hilda: (squeezing herself though the crowd) Speak for yourself, dearie--I've been trying to make it to the buffet line for twenty minutes but I can't wedge myself off the dance floor. (She almost makes it out, but the swirl of gyrating dancers sucks her back in at the last moment. Catherine and Fozzie look at each other and shrug.)
Fozzie: Wanna dance?
Catherine: Sure! But I think we're going to have to crawl onto the dance floor at knee level to get inside.
Fozzie: Ladies first....
(They get down and crawl out to the middle of the, um, dance floor.)

[Ruahnna]

Kermit: (nervously and daring to hope) Are you having a nice time at your party? Nice place, huh?
Piggy: (smiling to stall for time) Well, it's, um, certainly warm.
Kermit: (recognizing Piggy's "tactful" voice) Is it really warm? I thought it was just because you're so hot....
(Piggy smiles at the obvious come-on line, but Kermit continues to look anxious.)
Kermit: Is it--I mean, I know it wasn't what we had planned to do, but do you think it's okay? We just wanted to have a few friends over for your birthday.
Piggy: A few? (If she'd had eyebrows, she'd have raised them.)
Kermit: Okay--so we invited the whole dorm, and we're all crammed into this cramped room with the lint flying around us and---mmmmm.
(It took Kermit a mo to get his kisser un-fazed.)
Kermit: Wow. That was...yeah. Happy Birthday Piggy. Want to dance?
Piggy: I'd love to--I heard there's room over by the change machine.
Kermit: Good--I hear it's cooler over there. (He offers his arm.) May I escort the birthday girl?
Piggy: You may escort one of them.
(And Kermit, as usual, was happy to take what he could get.)

[Beakerfan]

Floyd: *to Sweetums* Whoa whoa whoa.... Hey man, who's that shakin and shimmyin with Alex over there? He looks like that hum-drum who rooms with Brian over there.

Sweetums: Geez! That is him! That's Bert dancing with Alex!

Bean: *dancing the "Happy Hop"*

Animal: *sees Claudia* WO-MAN! WO-MAN! YEAH YEAH YEAH! WO-MAN! *begins chasing her*

Alex: *dancing with Bert* Wow Bert! You're a pretty good dancer!

[Winslow Leach]

Tony taps Bert on the shoulder.

Tony: Hey, Bert, mind if I cut in?

[Winslow Leach]

The Newsman appears. He wears a pair of large, purple Hammer Pants, and his hair is slicked back. He carries a boombox. He sets it down, takes a cassette out of his pocket, and puts it in. He stands motionless, waiting for the music to begin. His demeanor is utterly serious.

As soon as the song starts, the Newsman clumsily begins to bust a move, as only he can...

Newsman (singing along with the tape, while doing a ludicrous dance; his voice is flat, toneless and matter-of-fact)

My, my, my, my music hits me so hard
Makes me say oh my goodness
Thank you for blessing me
With a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet
Feels good when you know you're down
A superdude homeboy from the Oaktown
And I am known as such
And this is a beat you cannot touch!

I told you, homeboy, you cannot touch this,
Yes, that's how we livin', and you know,
You cannot touch this!
Look in my eyes, man, you cannot touch this!
Yo, let me bust the funky lyrics, you cannot touch this!

Every time you see me, that Newsie's just so hype
I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic
Now why would I ever stop doing this
With others making records that just do not hit!

I toured around the world from London to the Bay,
It's Newsie, go Newsie, MC Newsie, yo Newsie,
And the rest can go and play, because
You cannot touch this!

No, no, no, you cannot touch this!
I'm tellin' you, babe, you cannot touch this!
Back off, punks, you cannot touch this!
I am so fly,you cannot touch this!
Better go do something else, homeboys,
Because you cannot touch this!
No, no, no, no, you cannot tou--

The Newsman's dance is now so crazed, he trips over his boombox, and falls backward to the floor, knocking himself out in the process.

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bunsen:
Ohohoho!
This was quite a ball.
Wouldn't you agree, Beakie?

My, I feel oh so very dizzy...
maybe I'm experiencing what they call a "hang over".
(Groans)
(Hands pressed against his face)
Yes, I'm sure of it.

Beaker:
(Hic)
Meee...meeep...meep...
Meeep meeep meeep!

Bunsen:
Oh, you really think this old thing suits me?
How very kind of you, Beaker!
I got it from the dollar store...(hic)
Oopsie!

Beaker:
(Nods insistently)
Mee mee!

Bunsen:
Thank you.
I was afraid this suit made me look a little...rounder.

Beaker:
(Shakes head, no)
Meep meep!

Claudia:
You got that from the dollar store?

Bunsen:
Of course not, Plato!
Tsstsst...what made you say such a thing?

Claudia:
Bunnie, how many fingers do I have right now?

Bunsen:
Mmm, oh my...
Your fingers multiplied by twenty!
We must have this fixed, yes.
(Stumbles off the couch, clutching tightly to the nearest object)

Claudia:
Wait, what are you doing?

Bunsen:
We'll have to perform surgery on you, silly girl!

Claudia:
WOAAAAHH!
(Scrambles out of the room)

Bunsen:
Tsstsst...i-it worked, Beakie!
She's going to get us popcorn!

Beaker:
Meee meee!
(Hic)
(Bumps into another wall)

Dr. Van Neuter:
Alcohol makes the most gentlest of men look vile.
(Drinks his share)
But who gives a crud?
(Giggles)
Boys, wanna do something fun?

Bunsen:
I've had my share of fun, Phillip...
thank you.
(Hic)

Beaker:
Meep.
(Points)

Bunsen:
(Sees Newsman)
I've caught something worse than a hang over...
I'm now...hallucinating.

Beaker, I'm afraid we should....go back to our good-natured selves...
(Hic)
I don't intend to see another one of those ever again.

Beaker:
(Nods)

Claudia:
(Comes back)
Man, now I have to clean up this mess...

Bunsen:
Not to worry...I...I will help...yes...
we mustn't have you work so...hard...
now...where's that popcorn....
(Slowly drifts off to sleep on the floor)

Beaker:
(Snuggles against the cushion of the couch)
Nightmeep!

Dr. Van Neuter:
(Pulls Claudia closer to him)
They can't handle it very well...
(Giggles)

Claudia:
(Rolls eyes)

Dr. Van Neuter:
I SO won the contest!
....I...
Goodnight, mommie.
(Sleeps)

Claudia:
...............


MAN!
XD

[BEAR]

Tony taps Bert on the shoulder.

Tony: Hey, Bert, mind if I cut in?

Bert: Sure!

[The Count]

Well... Weekend's about to start. Time to settle back for Thursday night television.
*Hunkers down in our comfortable couch with remote in hand as Count and Uncle D busy themselves with a bit of fanfic, if there's any posted.

[Winslow Leach]

Bert: Sure!

Thanks!

Tony dances with Bert.

I mean...oops!

Tony dances with Alex.

[Beakerfan]

Animal: *eyes Tony jealously* Grrrr......

Floyd: Uh-oh. *grabs Animal's chain* Sweetums, wouldja hold onto the chain? Thanks man. This is gonna take both of us.

Bean: I'll help! *grabs onto the chain but is lifted up as Sweetums grabs it*

Animal: *lunges for Tony but is yanked back by his chain*

Floyd: Animal! Down! *holds on tightly*

Janice: *to Brian* Like, d'ya wanna dance?

Alex: *dances with Tony, oblivious to Animal's jealousy*

[Winslow Leach]

As Tony dances with Alex.

Aw, geez, Alex...now I have to worry about Animal and Beaker trying to kill me? I'm afraid I'll wake up in the middle of the night and see Animal hanging upside down from the trap door, Mission: Impossible-style, foaming at the mouth!

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bunsen:
Still as festive as ever!
You should join, dear!

Claudia:
(Dangling by a wire, swaying)
(Sleeping)

Dr. Van Neuter:
That looks so uncomfortable...

Bunsen:
(Winces slightly)
Makes me wonder how the poor thing ended up there in the first place.

Claudia:
(Falls off)
EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(Kerplack)

[The three suffer Claudia's weight]

Claudia:
Ungh....guys, where are you?
(Sits up)

Bunsen:
Mmmffmmmm!

Dr. Van Neuter:
MY SPLEEN!

Beaker:
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEFFFPPP!

Claudia:
This feels comfy...

Dr. Van Neuter:
This is sooo wrong!
I'm married, you dirtbag!

Claudia:
Huh? Dirtbag?
Who?

Bunsen:
What he means to say, Miss...
Is that you are putting a huge (intolerable) amount of pressure on our little foam/rubber bodies..capable of sending us to the next lifetime...where we may witness odd things that compose of chrome and-

Dr. Van Neuter:
GET OFF, SQUIRT!

Claudia:
EEEEEEEEEEEE!
(Jumps up)

Beaker:
(Tramatized)
M...meem....emeeee...

[Beakerfan]

Alex: Huh? Oh, Animal? Naw, you don't have to worry about him. He's always been protective of me. And a little jealous. But he's really a total sweetheart. He'll be fine as long as he sees that my attitude towards him isn't any different. And as long as Floyd keeps a tight grip on that chain.

[BeakerSqueedom]

Beaker:
(Hangs up a piece sign to Tony, as a sign he can take Alex)
Meeeep!
(Covers his nonexistant privates with a shield)

[Winslow Leach]

Alex: Huh? Oh, Animal? Naw, you don't have to worry about him. He's always been protective of me. And a little jealous. But he's really a total sweetheart. He'll be fine as long as he sees that my attitude towards him isn't any different. And as long as Floyd keeps a tight grip on that chain.

(Tony nervously looks at Animal)

Okay...um...but you did tell him about me...right?

[Winslow Leach]

Beaker:
(Hangs up a piece sign to Tony, as a sign he can take Alex)
Meeeep!
(Covers his nonexistant privates with a shield)

Heh heh! A meeeep to you too, Beaker! And here, I have something for ya...(Tony hands Beaker a peace sign)...no hard feelings, huh?

[Katzi428]

Prairie getting a nickel out of her purse
Uh Prairie?What're you doing?
Prairie:Well..I was going to ask Lefty to dance .But I'd be afraid he'd charge me a nickel.
I don't think he'll charge you money,Prairie.Beneath that shady exterior,he's a nice guy.Remember...he's got Mr. Toitle;) Anyone who likes animals can't be all that bad.
Prairie:OK...I just hope he won't think I'm crazy!
He won't! Now go have fun,all right?
Prairie:OK...I will.Thanks!

[Winslow Leach]

Lefty: So, uh, Prairie, huh? I overhoid ya talkin' wit yer roomie over dere...yuh wanna dance wit me, eh? I gotta admit, dat nickel ya took outta yer purse looked mighty temptin', but yer a nice goil...I don't often do dis, but, uh, I'll dance wit ya fer free! Dat means you don't hafta pay me if ya don't wanna...I mean, I won't stop ya if you do wanna give me a nickel fer my soiveces, but it ain't mandatory. Riiiiiiiiiiight! Let's say you and me cut a rug togedder! Ya got yer scissors? Little joke dere, get it? Cut a rug? Heh heh...

[Winslow Leach]

Newsie is dancing with Crazy Harry.

Newsie: My, you dance divinely!

Crazy Harry: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! One, two, three, DIP!

(Harry dips Newsie backward roughly)

Newsie: Ow!

Crazy Harry: One, two, three, DIP!

(Again, Harry roughly dips Newsie backward)

Newsie: Yeeeoww! My BACK!

Crazy Harry: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Katzi428]

Lefty: So, uh, Prairie, huh? I overhoid ya talkin' wit yer roomie over dere...yuh wanna dance wit me, eh? I gotta admit, dat nickel ya took outta yer purse looked mighty temptin', but yer a nice goil...I don't often do dis, but, uh, I'll dance wit ya fer free! Dat means you don't hafta pay me if ya don't wanna...I mean, I won't stop ya if you do wanna give me a nickel fer my soiveces, but it ain't mandatory. Riiiiiiiiiiight! Let's say you and me cut a rug togedder! Ya got yer scissors? Little joke dere, get it? Cut a rug? Heh heh...
Prairie:giggle Yeah...I get it about the scissors,Lefty!Very funny!:) Thanks for not really wanting to charge me because I'm a girl.Next time I want to buy an O behind a certain blue monster's back,I'll give you a nickel,deal? Now let's dance!

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bunsen:
(Smiles obliviously)
Look how flexible Mr. Newsman is!
Jolly good fun!

Dr. Van Neuter:
It's a wonder how he even tolerates it!

Bunsen:
Really? It doesn't look so painful.
(Laughs lightly)
And if it does--just remember...a muppet is capable of withstanding any physical discomfort!
It's been proven true many times by my clumsy assistant, Beaker.

Beaker:
(Holds the peace treaty happily)
(Glares at Bunsen)
MEE MEE MEE!

Bunsen:
Surely, Beaker, I never meant that!
(Hic)

Beaker:
(Presses his hand against his chest as if his beloved had done a terrible deed, his head to the side indicating his great disdain)
OHMEEP!

Bunsen:
Don't you start with that, Beaker.
(Scolds lightly)
(Stumbles across the room)
What a lovely cactus you are, Mr. Wall!

Beaker:
(Insists deeply)
MEE MEE MEEEEEEEEEE!

Bunsen:
Not in front of the guests!
Please let's talk about this some other time.
(Looks around timidly, covering his mouth worriedly)
No one should ever know about that.

Beaker:
(Tears up)
Mu-mu-MEE MEE MEE!

Bunsen:
Oh, Beakie, don't you know it's always about you?

Beaker:
(Gasps)

Bunsen:
I didn't mean that, either!
(Dreads)

Beaker:
(Sobs wildly)

[Dr Van Neuter sipping on some coffee]

Dr. Van Neuter:
What are they on about?

Claudia:
Doc, they are drunk, what's to expect?

Dr. Van Neuter:
They did it again?

Bunsen:
Hoohoo!
I've got a question to challege that one!
Why is a dish so much like a writing desk?
(Hic)

Mercy me!

Beaker:
(Raising his teacup)
Mee mee mee!

Bunsen:
You don't really mean that.
(Looks away somewhat bashfully)

Beaker:
Mee mee mwwwoooo!
(Nods)

Bunsen:
Such a charmer!

[Claudia and Neuter look to eachother]

Claudia:
Weren't they just fighting?

Dr. Van Neuter:
Duh!

Claudia:
Geez, thanks.

[They look on in disbelief]

Bunsen:
Such a wide frame!
Oh, you are just gorgeous, dear!
Mmm, and...(hic) I love how flat you are....
(Flirting with the window)

Beaker:
(Hugging a lamp)
Mee mee mmeeeeee!
To meeee!
meeeeeeeeeep!
(Singing "You are so beautiful")

[They look to eachother, baffled]

Claudia:
Come on, guys...

Bunsen:
Claudia, I see you in a whole new light!
You are brilliant!
(Hugs a pillow)

Claudia:
That's not me, silly.
(Raises an eyebrow)
Are you calling me fat?
'Cause I'm not like that, you know!

Bunsen:
Oh, no, I realize that.
However, you seem plumper than usual...
Might I suggest eating less?
(Pets the pillow)

Claudia:
Don't make me smack you, you li-

Dr. Van Neuter:
Calm down, Claudia.
Geez.

Claudia:
THE LITTLE KNOW-IT-ALL CALLED ME FAT!

Dr. Van Neuter:
He's not himself, Claudia.

Beaker:
(Pokes the pillow)

Bunsen:
(Prances to the room without grace)
I am a pretty butterfly!
Come on, Miss Claudia!
You seem so sluggish tonight!
(Drags the pillow)

Yes...you've gotten fat...but...
how is it you've gotten lighter?

Claudia:
(Turning red from anger)
THAT LIT-
(Bumps into the wall)

Bunsen:
Look, Beakie!
It's big-foot!

Let's catch it!
(Drags the pillow with him)

[BEAR]

Janice: *to Brian* Like, d'ya wanna dance?


Bryan: Umm...fer sure?

[BEAR]

Ernie: Muppet College Dorms were brought to you today by the number 2 for two-step, and by the letter D for dance. Come on, Everyone! Let's "Do De Rubber Duck"!

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bunsen:
(Finally sober)
Tell me, comfort me...
Did I make a complete fool of myself today?

Dr. Van Neuter:
Yep.
You also did that yesterday.

Bunsen:
My shame...
(Bows head)

Claudia:
An...AND YOU CONFUSED ME FOR A PILLOW!
(Turns in her chair, facing the wall)

Bunsen:
Reconsider!

Claudia:
An...AND YOU CALLED ME BIG FOOT!
(Sobs)

Dr. Van Neuter:
Claudia!
He was just being dumb!

Bunsen:
Yes! Terribly dimwitted!
(Shocked at his own comment)
Why, me? A dimwit?
That's enough to send the whole world into a-

Beaker:
(Ahem)
MEEP!

Bunsen:
Yes. I admit my foul deed.

Claudia:
(Turns in her chair, facing him...with a can of whip cream in her hand)
(A twisted smile forms on her face)

Dr. Van Neuter:
You wouldn't!

Claudia:
I WOULD!

[The three scatter about, filled with panic]

Claudia:
(Shoots them...one bye one)

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Erin: (carrying boxes of cookies in) Okay, that's the last of them.
Scooter: Think 15 boxes will keep Cookie Monster busy for a bit?
Beige: Are you kidding, those'll only be a good start.
Storyteller: But the money's going to a worthy cause.
Nora: I know - it's called my sister's ambitions of being seller of the year. (picks up phone) Bryan, we have your order of 30 boxes of Scouting Girl cookies, two of each kind, ready for pickup. (dials another number) Kathy, your order of six boxes of Scouting Girl cookies has arrived and is ready for pickup.
Scooter: So what was the delay for?
Nora: Well, the troop had to bring in new Mint Dreams...and the Cape Cods and Honey-Sesame Snaps were a little late in arriving, but they all got here.

[Katzi428]

Nora: Kathy, your order of six boxes of Scouting Girl cookies has arrived and is ready for pickup.

Thanks Nora.Either I or one of the girls will pick them up in the morning.

[The Count]

Hmmm... Wonder who Prawnie's roomies will be staying with while he's cruisin' for a snoozin'. Then again, they could be going off with him, adding to his craziness. Oh well...
*Falls back on couch with remote in hand, drowsily counting to self.

[Katzi428]

(I was thinking the same thing about Prawnie's roomies Ed)

Prairie:So Kath..you plan on going to bowling today?
Yeah....I think so getting up and stumbling forwardWHOA!
Rosita and Prairie catch me
Rosita:Oh Kathy!:concern:
On second thought.....CRUD!:mad:
the girls help me over to the couch
Rosita:You OK?
Just off balance and dizzy.
Prairie:Just relax and take it easy.Need water?
Yeah,please.Thanks.
Rosita propping up some pillows behind meHere...lay down.
Thanks Rosita. sigh

[The Count]

Wanted to save this post mark for my character files...

Aw Kath. Just try standing on one leg first, then the other. You'll get the hang of it, and hey, you could always go bowling in your handy-dandy rolliechair.
BTW: Please LMK your decision about Ailie (Rabbit)'s case.

*Heads over to Erin's room and leaves an order for a box of Oatmeal Raisin Rounds, and if it's not too last minute, if she has any ravished red juicy cookies among the list of varieties Heather's troop's selling.

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
If Ryan is going...
I claim Sam and Link. <3

Bunsen:
Maybe he took them with him?

Claudia:
I dunno!
But just in case!
Wouldn't mind looking after them.

[Katzi428]

Wanted to save this post mark for my character files...

Aw Kath. Just try standing on one leg first, then the other. You'll get the hang of it, and hey, you could always go bowling in your handy-dandy rolliechair.
BTW: Please LMK your decision about Ailie (Rabbit)'s case.

Trust me...I've tried standing on one leg when doing physical therapy.I last no more than 2 seconds on each leg.:p And I was given a walker instead of a wheelchair when I broke my foot last year. It wouldn't work at bowling.One of the PTs (physical therapists) did say,if I'm having a bad day balancewise to try and use the walker.So I'll try that.
About the Rabbit: Check PMs. Thank mew.

[Winslow Leach]

Lefty: Da rain in Spain falls mainly on da plain...da rain in Spain falls mainly on da plain...da rain in Spain falls mainly on da plain...da rain in...

Newsie: Lefty...what are you doing?

Lefty: Da kid said if I wanna be a good actor, I gotta talk proper like, ya know? So he tol' me ta practice sayin' dis over an' over until da woids toin me inta a better speakin' guy...Da rain in Spain falls mainly on da plain...da rain in spain falls mainly on da plain...hey, is dat true?

Newsie: What?

Lefty: Does da rain in Spain fall mainly on da plain?

Newsie: How should I know?

Lefty: Well, yer a reporter guy, and youse have been around da woild, haven't ya?

Newsie: No. I have never had that luxury. I am a local newscaster.

Lefty: So ya've never been ta Spain den?

Newsie: No.

Lefty: I see. Da rain in Spain falls mainly on da plain...da rain in Spain falls mainly on da plain...how'm I doin'?

Newsie: In all honesty?

Lefty: Yeah.

Newsie: You sound exactly the same. There has been absolutely no change since you began this exercise two hours ago.

Lefty: Ya just boist my bubble! Ya could have lied!

Newsie: You wanted me to be honest, so I was. You are not speaking properly. You must enunciate. You must pronounce the words, trippingly on the tongue. Each word out of your mouth must be music to the ears of your audience. Right now you sound like a dying 1957 Cadillac.

Lefty: Oooooh! Riiiiight, riiiiiight! So I gotta speak real classy like...as if I'm one a dose rich people whose houses I occasionally sneak inta and steal...I mean...when I visit what's called da hoity toity people...riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight! Okay...(clears throat) Da plain in Spain is filled wit...wait a minute...ah! Da rain in Spain falls mainly on da plain! Da rain in Spain falls mainly on da plain! How was dat?

Newsie: Er...the same.

Lefty: Aw, heavens to moygatroid! Dis actin' business is real tough! Why can't I just be myself?

Newsie: Well...I suppose I can see you in something like "Guys and Dolls."

Lefty: Ooh! "Guys and Dolls!" What's it about?

Newsie: Well--

Lefty: No, don't tell me, lemme guess...uh...is it about guys and dolls?

Newsie: Er...yes.

Lefty: See! I'm a what you call natural! I already know what da play is all about, even if I never seen it! Feh! Who needs da rain in Spain? I'm gonna be a guy!

[The Count]

*Singing: Some guys really like to plaaaay with dools!
*Wonders if Torgo's Pizza is still open this late at night.

[Winslow Leach]

*Singing: Some guys really like to plaaaay with dools!
*Wonders if Torgo's Pizza is still open this late at night.

Yeah, um, about Torgo's Pizza...remember, if it's like two hours late, and the pizza is STILL warm...er...I wouldn't accept it...just a heads up!;)

[The Count]

Huh? Why not? Never got that joke. Eh, there's other options. *Gets the garlic spinach dip and onion mustard ready to go with some home fries caught in the large spiderweb back at the castle. You guys wanna split the cold leftover sesame noodles?
Count and UD: Yes!
Better get there before they're all gone Tony.

[BEAR]

*Singing: Some guys really like to plaaaay with dools!
*Wonders if Torgo's Pizza is still open this late at night.

How funny that the "Guys and Dolls" was referenced here because I am actually in a production of the musical now as we speak.:sing: :zany:

[Winslow Leach]

Huh? Why not? Never got that joke.

Well...remember how Torgo's pants seemed quite roomy...("what does he have, two watermelons in there?")...methinks he would have room to store a pizza for delivery...just a guess...

[The Count]

Oh... Oh! Um, yeah... Guess it was better what we had from the spiderweb buffet last night then. Hope more of your rave-reviewed play gets posted der Slug.

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bunsen:
(Bumps into the wall)
Well, I'm sure I left them somewhere...
Odd. Where could they have gone?

Claudia:
(Steals a glance)
(Hums nervously)
(Typing)

Beaker:
(Looks to the cieling thankfully)
....
(Kneels, kissing the floor)
Meeee meee!
MUA! MUA! MUA!
(Bows several times)

Claudia:
(Tries to sneak out of the room)

Bunsen:
(Clutches to her shirt)
You wouldn't have the slightest idea, right?
I should hope so.
I need them so!
Well, depends who I'm clinging to of course...
(Giggles)

Claudia:
(Shifty eyed)
(Takes in a gentle breath)
(Exhales)
...
(Sucks in her breath once more, making meeping sounds)
Mee mee meee mee!
Meee meee mee meee.
(Makes a corny hand gesture--something his assistant would do)

Bunsen:
My word...
I have not gained weight!
Beaker, what's gotten into you?

Claudia:
(Desperate)
Mee mee mee!

Bunsen:
(Stumbles back)
The size of a doughnut factory, you say?
Oh! That really does it, Beakie.
(Shakes head)

Claudia:
(Smacks her forehead)
MEEP MEEP MEEP!

Bunsen:
Oh goodness.
How...how vulgar!

Beaker:
Mee mee mee mee!

Bunsen:
Claudia, why were you posing as Beaker?....
Do I really look as big as a doughnut factory?
(Twiddles fingers)

Claudia:
(Glares at Beaker)
I'm not very fluent...
I wasn't even sure what I was saying...and uh...
No, no, you're just plump!

Bunsen:
...I beg your Pardon?

Claudia:
What I mean to sa...
I...
He...

Bunsen:
Ok, going back to the point...
where are my glasses?

Claudia:
(Looks to the floor)
Peepers ate them.

Peepers:
(Growls at her)

Bunsen:
No...you just never updated that fic of yours!

Claudia:
(Reddens)

Bunsen:
No wonder.
Well, when you feel the need to update a new chapter...
Just do so...

Claudia:
Re-really?

Bunsen:
Of course...

Claudia:
How nice of you, Bunnie!
(Huggles him tightly)

Bunsen:
Tsstsst.
(Maces her)

Claudia:
EEEEEEEEEE!
IT BURNS!
OH! NO!
(Falls back)

Bunsen:
Ohhooohhhooo!
How exciting!
I'm oh so evil...
(Puts his pinky to his lips)
Right, Beakie?

Beaker:
Meee!
(Puts finger to lips)

Claudia:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
OH THE AGONY!
OH!

This is SO not shagadelic!

[80's funkadelic swirls twirl in her mind as she wakes up from this nightmare]

---

Claudia:
EEEEEEEEEEP!

Dr. Van Neuter:
Look, I understand my eggs aren't the best...
But did you have to faint?

Claudia:
What?
(Smells an awful stench)
OH GOSH!
WHAT DIED IN HERE?

Dr. Van Neuter:
(Looks on flatly)
My eggs.

Claudia:
(Sees cows flying in her room)
(Sees Janitors dancing to Barbie Girl...)
(Sees dead people)
What...the heck?
Auntie Em, Auntie Em, it's a twista!
It's a twista!

Dr. Van Neuter:
Huh?
Claudia, are you alright?

Claudia:
Somewhere over the rainbow...
way up high...

There's a cow..
that I've heard of...once in a lullaby...
(Faints again from the sight of his eggs)

Bunsen:
You've killed her with your cooking!
(Spraying Febreeze)

Dr. Van Neuter:
Shut up, Melon head!

Beaker:
(Clips his nose)
MEEP!

[BEAR]

Ernie: Hi, Bryan! You want a Scouting Girl cookie. I picked up our order from Nora yesterday.
Bryan: Not now, thanks.
Ernie: Where've you been?
Bryan: (sigh) Trying to get a new tire on my car.
Ernie: What for?
Bryan: Because of this! (holds up an unwound paperclip)
Ernie: Why, that's a paperclip!
Bryan: Yes, it is.
Ernie: Bert, what was your paperclip doing in Bryan's tire?
Bert: That's not my paperclip! Bryan, what happened?
Bryan: I went to clean out my car and I look down at the tire and there was this (holding up paperclip) punctured in the side of my tire. I started to pull it out but then I heard air leaking, so I plugged it back it.
Ernie: Bert, you really shouldn't have your paperclips just lying around the parking lot.
Bert: Ernie, I keep my paperclips nicely linked in my cigarbox that you gave me, remember.
Bryan: Besides, the thing was sticking in the side of the tire to where it would be impossible to run over it. I hate to say it but I think someone stuck it in there.
Ernie: On purpose? Bert!
Bert: Ernie, how many times do I have to say it? That is not my...why would I do something like that?
Bryan: Relax, Bert. I know it wasn't you. But now I have to get a new tire and I just bought new tires a few months ago.
Ernie: Can't you just patch up the hole with some tape or bubble gum or something?
Bryan: I wish I could, but that wouldn't hold up very long. Besides, the paperclip was punctured into the side of the tire, which can't be fixed. So I have to just get a replacement. The Good news is that when I bought my new tires, I payed extra for the road hazzard warranty. So the new tire won't really cost me much, if anything. It's just a thorn in my side.
Ernie: Or a paperclip in your tire! Khekhekhe!
Bert: Eh-eh-eh-eh!
Bryan: Ha, yeah I guess so. I can't get the new tire til Monday, so I had my spare put on so I can still use the car. Anyway, I hope that no one around here would deliberately puncture my tire. We need to tighten outside security around this place. And Bert, keep an eye on those paperclips.
Ernie: He always does.


(OOC: Based on a true story and yes, it was really a paperclip) :(

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: *pulls up in silver Mercedes. A teenaged girl with thick, ashblonde hair is sitting next to him and two gelfings (dark and fair haired) are in the back* Mmmm...I think this is the place!

Jen: *gasping for breath and unbuckles his seatbelt* That's the last time you drive! *helps Kira out of the car*

Ailie: *struggling to keep Fizzgig's leash on and picks him up* Oh, poor thing...Kira, I think he's thirsty. *pulls a diamond studded bowl out of her backpack and fills it with the remains of Jen's Dasani*

Fizzgig: *growls and laps it up greedily*

Kira: *waits patiently and then allows Ailie to scoop Fizzgig back up* C'mon, let's go in!

Chamberlain: *jumps to his feet a bit too quickly and falls over* Blast!

Ailie: *smiles and offers him a hand while trying to control Fizzgig with the other. The others follow her to the front desk and she straightens Chamberlain's hood hastily.* Inside out, just had to fix it. Now, where's the person we're supposed to talk to? Hullo?

[Winslow Leach]

Tony enters, followed by Crazy Harry and the Newsman.

Tony: Hey, Ailie! Nice to meet you and your Dark Crystal roomies! I'm Tony, and this is the Muppet Newsman. You can call him Newsie.

Newsie: Charmed.

Tony: This is Crazy Harry...

Crazy Harry: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Tony: Don't worry, he's not laughing at you. That's his way of saying hello. And over here is...(looks around)...geez, where'd he go now? He was right behind me when we left the room...

(Newsie clears his throat and points to Tony's pocket)

Tony: Oh no...not again!

(Tony reaches into his pocket, and pulls out Lefty by the scruff of the neck; Lefty wiggles and squirms)

Tony: I turn my back for twenty seconds, and you're...

Lefty: What? I was makin' sure yer pockets were clean of lint! Put me down! Dis is humiliatin'!

Tony: Meet our new dorm members...Ailie, Chamberlain, Jen, Fizzgig and Kira.

Lefty: How ya doin'? Put me down, kid!

Tony: Open your mouth a sec...

Lefty: Huh?

Tony: Open your mouth.

Lefty: What da...why should I?

(Tony squeezes Lefty's cheeks together, and reaches into his mouth; he pulls out two nickels)

Tony: Uh-huh! I knew it! I knew your voice sounded kinda funny!

Lefty: Yeah, about dat...I was just keepin' dem coins safe fer ya, in case someone tried pickin' yer pockets!

Tony: Ailie, guys...word of warning...watch your valuables in front of this...sneak thief...and don't mention anything about explosives in front of this grinning idiot over here. Anyway, welcome to the dorms!

[Beakerfan]

Sweetums: *looking out the window, sees the car pull up* Hey everyone! LOOK! Who is that?

Alex: *watches everyone get out of the car* Oh my gosh! ITS WHITEY! Guys, lets go! *rushes into the lobby*

The boys and Janice follow....

Animal: *runs in* WO-MAN! WO-MAN! *begins running about, unsure of which woman he should chase*

Alex: Animal! Is that any way to meet people? Come here and greet them nicely.

Animal: Sah-reee.... *looks eagerly at Whitey and her roomies*

Alex: Hi Whitey! Great to have you here! I'm just down the hall in room 24. Allow me to introduce my roomies: You've already met Animal, this is Floyd... Janice... Sweetums, and Bean Bunny.

Floyd: *his arm around Janice* Hey, man, if you ever need anything, just let us know. We'll be over in a big hurry!

Janice: Like, rully! Yeah, like Floyd and I love to just hang out or whatever.....

Sweetums: Hi Whitey! It's so great to meet you! *kisses her hand* Oh, the one up there *motions towards someone sitting on his shoulders* is Bean.

Bean: Helloooo! *waves* Whooaaaa..... *topples off*

Sweetums: *catches Bean* Whoa there little buddy! You better be careful! *sets him down on the ground*

Bean: Okay Sweetums.... *looks disappointed*

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie *turns around and smiles at the group of four* Oh, hi Tony. It's nice to meet all of you as well. So have long have you been at this place? *winks at Lefty*

Fizzgig: *growls at Crazy Harry*

Kira: Fizzgig, shhh! *extends her hand and beams shyly* It's our pleasure, Tony.

Jen: Yes, definitely. Oh, and we'll be careful, we should be pros at confronting danger now. *glances around suspiciously and sticks behind Kira just in case*

Chamberlain: Mmmm...*sniffs Newsie curiously and pulls off his glasses, examining them*

Ailie: Oh, my gosh! Alex! *hugs and then ruffles Animal's hair gently* You and Fizzgig'll get along just fine. *directs her attention back to the rest of the group* Hi, everybody! *smiles at Sweetums and blushes slightly* It's great to meet all of you and that's such a cute bunny you've got! This is Kira, Jen, Fizzgig, and Chamberlain! We're going to be in room 17.

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bunsen:
What a pleasant surprise!
Welcome, Allie!
(Shakes her hand, putting on a modest smile)

Beaker:
Hellomeep!
(Waves slightly)

Dr. Van Neuter:
(On his cell)
Lay off the eggs!
The smell is gone, ok?
(Sighs)

Oh yeah?
YEAH?
(Hears furious growling over his phone)
...I'm sorry, baby.
I won't ever yell at you again.
(Gulps)

Hey, toots...
Um, I was forced to come in and greet you--since Claudia isn't here to give you a glomping.
(Rolls eyes)

[The doors are swung wide open, revealing a wide-eyed girl]

Claudia:
I GOT SOAKED WITH SODAAAAAA!

Bunsen:
Ooo...no wonder you smell sweet!
Ahem, aren't you going to say hello?

Claudia:
(Blinks)
RABBBIIITTTT!
(Flies into the air...falls on top of Allie)
YAY! YOU ARE HERE!
(Glomps)

Bunsen:
(Clears throat)

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: Hi, you guys! *shakes Bunsen's hand and waves back at Beaker and Van Neuter shyly* CLAUDIA! *attempts to catch and glomps back* <3 Finally! This is Kira, Jen, Fizzgig, and Chamberlain.

Chamberlain: Mmmm... *pulls a strand of Beaker's hair out*

Kira: *swats his arm* That isn't polite! Sorry about that. *tries to keep a firm grip on Fizzgig who's snarling at Bunsen*

Jen: *smiles weakly* *through his teeth* We've only been here for five minutes and we already get ambushed...for cryin' out loud...

[The Count]

*Meanwhile, unbeknownst to anyone there... The Count sneaks up and rings the lobby desk's bell.
Count: Ah-ha! Velcome to our happy home, the MC Dorms miss Ailie. Ed's downstairs vaiting to receive his friend Joel for the night. So he sent me upstairs to guide you to your room.
*Takes the key from the small marbled 17 and leads the party past the double doors.

That big room in front of us is this floor's common room. Oscar's inside that trashcan in the corner... And the furnace in the other houses the dumbwaiter elewator ve use to get from floor to floor around here. Now then, just a turn to our fright... And your room's here, second one on our left.

*Hands key to Rabbit. Your next door neighbors are Kim and her Fraggles, you've got Layla and Hilda and Wanda and the robots directly across, Catherine and Kermit, Piggy and Fozzie diagonally across in #20, and of course you know Claudia and her science team in the corner room. The baths are the last door down on your left in the other direction, in the other hall on this floor.
Hope you like it here and have a grand time. Some of my bats vill be by later with your luggage.
*Shakes hands with Ailie and everybody before returning to Room #1.

[Winslow Leach]

Tony still holds Lefty by the collar...

Tony: How long have I been here? Um...month...month and a half, maybe. Not too long. I'm still kind of a newbie 'round these parts.

(notices Ailie wink at Lefty)

Tony: Hey Lefty! Did you catch that?

Lefty: I sure did! Lemme down, kid! I gotta go greet her!

Tony: Are you going to behave?

Lefty: Yeah.

Tony: You sure?

Lefty: Yeah! Cross my heart, hope ta die, stick a pincushion in my eye! Now lemme go! Sheesh! I feel like Gary Coleman ere...

Tony puts Lefty down, but keeps a close watch on him. Lefty straightens his coat, and casually walks up to Ailie, acting like Joe Cool. He takes her hand and kisses it.

Lefty: Charmed, I'm sure!

Tony immediately moves to Ailie, and shoves Lefty out of the way. He inspects her hand.

Tony: Sorry. I just wanted to make sure he didn't kiss off any rings or jewelry.

Lefty: I can't believe da noive of dis kid! He's always suspectin' me of tings I'm completely innocent of! (to Ailie) Hey, if youse need anyting like foinature or whatnot, just come to ol' Lefty...I'll set ya up wit some stuff...riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!

Tony: Quiet, you!

Lefty: Shaddap!

Tony: Oh, you wanna fight?

Lefty: Nothin' would give me greater pleasure! You've had dis comin' fer a long time!

Lefty assumes the stance of a boxer, circa 1890; he holds his two fists up in front of him.

Tony (after a pause) Meh...not worth it...

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *blinks at the Count and then beams before shaking his hand and taking the key* Thanks for the help, Count. Glad to meet you. *hands the key to Chamberlain.* Here, you and the others go up. I'll be right there.

Chamberlain: Mmkay, Ailie. *motions for Kira, Jen, and Fizzgig to follow him.

Ailie: *watches them leave and then comes face to face with Lefty* How nice of you. Wow, it's already been five minutes and already, I feel at home. *cocks her head at Tony and then laughs* No, he didn't, but it doesn't matter really. I've got too much junk as it is. *smiles at Lefty's offer and sighs, trying to come between him and Tony* All right, all right, break it up. *rests her hand on Lefty's shoulder, absentmindedly*

[Katzi428]

coming out of Room 6
Hi Ailie, Chamberlain, Jen, Fizzgig and Kira!I'm Kathy,and these are my roommates.
Prairie:I'm Prairie.Nice to meet you all.
Rosita:I'm Rosita.Welcome!
And this brownish ball of fluff is Gaffer
Gaffer:Meow.
Hope you like it here.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: Oh, hi Kathy, Prairie, Rosita, and Gaffer! It's nice to meet all of you and I'm sure we will. This is a really cool place. *glances over her shoulder to smile at Lefty again* Well, I better go to see how the new room looks and make sure Fizzgig doesn't destroy it. I'll see you guys later. *beams and then disappears down the hall*

[Winslow Leach]

Lefty jumps up and down, watching Ailie walk off.

Lefty: Kid! Kid! Did ya see dat? Huh? Huh? Did ya did ya? Dat goil! Dat goil! I tink she likes me! Dat goil likes me!

Lefty bounces around gleefully.

Lefty: She was givin' me da eye! Didja see, kid? Huh? She was givin' me da eye!

Tony: Yes, I saw!

Lefty: Dis is da happiest day of my life! I feel lighter den air! I feel--

Lefty bangs into the wall, and falls to the floor, dazed...

Lefty: Love is da best ting in da woild, isn't it, kid?

Tony: As a matter of fact, it is!

[Beakerfan]

Sweetums: Hey man, is Animal ok? He looks a little..... strange.

Floyd: Aw, it's ok Fuzzy! Animal's just goin through withdrawls.... I've been keepin a pretty short chain on him lately, and he hasn't been able to chase as many chicks.

Bean: So why's he look so funny?

Floyd: Well, little rabbit man, Animal is at a..... oh crap!

Animal: *twitches and eyes Alex strangely*

Alex: Animal?.....

Animal: WO-MAN! WO-MAN! *chases Alex out the door and down the hall*

Alex: *screams*

Bean: Soooo....... now whadda we do?

Janice: Like, we wait man. They'll come back..... I think......

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *rolls her eyes, hearing Animal chase Alex down the hall* Poor girl, I'm so over him...

Kira: Ailie! Check out our room! It's incredible!

The walls are painted with swirls of red, orange, and gold and red curtains adorn the set of double windows. There's two rooms of the same color and one has a dark corner covered by a black drape that Chamberlain has claimed. Lava lamps rest on the night stands and there's a small kitchen and living room to hang out in and a chandelier in the center emitting strange purple and pink flames.

Ailie: Wow! It is amazing! Where's Fizzgig?

Kira: With Jen, they're checking out the storage closet. He thinks it's some sort of maze in there.

[Beakerfan]

Sweetums: Sooo...... anyone up for a board game?

Bean: Sure!

Jancie: Like, I'll play!

Floyd: Sounds groovy!

The all sit down for a game of Monopoly.

OOC: Bwahaha at your new siggy Rabbit! I love it!

[WhiteRabbit]

ooc: Thanks! XD

Kira: *unpacking* I really like this place so far, a little crazy but people are friendly, at least. It's so different.

Ailie: Hm? Oh, yeah...different.

Kira: Ailie? Are you okay?

Ailie: Sure am. I'm just great...*gazes into beyond for a moment and hums under her breath vaguely*

Chamberlain: *examines a lava lamp*

[Erine81981]

We have some new dormies?

Grover: Yea. Where have you been?

I was over at my parents. I had trying to get their computer working and it just wouldn't. But then my brother in law got it working again.

Grover: For real?

Yea. You asked me where i had been.

Grover: I was just a being sarcastic.

Oh. Well maybe we should go greet them.

Grover: Ok.

Me and Grover head off to meet them

*knocks on the door* Hello there. *holds hand out for handshake* I'm Kyle. This here is Grover. One of my roomies.

Grover: How do you do? I learned that from my good freind Lena Horne.

[Fragglemuppet]

Say, I think some new residents just moved in upstairs. Wanna come with me to say hi?
Gobo: You bet!
Wembly: Sure, sounds like fun!
*the three of them go upstairs, and find the newcomers by listening for unfamiliar voices.*
Hi Ailie, I'm glad you decided to join! I'm Kathleen, Kathy, Kate, Katie..whatever you like. This is Gobo, and this is Wembly Fraggle.
Gobo: Hi there!
Wembly: Hi everyone, wel... *he sees the chaimberlin.* Ahhh! *He starts to run out of the room.*
Wembly, wait, come back here! *to Ailie and roommates* Sorry about this.
Wembly: *coming back* *in a sheepish tone* Sorry about that. Well, I hope you have a good time here anyhow.

[Erine81981]

Hey look Grover. It's our good freind Kate! Hey Kate! *hugs Kate*

Grover: *waves* Hello Kate and cute and adorable fraggles.

It's been a while since i've come to see you and Gobo and Wembely. Hey guys. How are things going since you've been back.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *comes back to earth.* Kira, some visitors! Go get Jen and the others. *smiles* Hi everybody! It's great to meet all of you. This is Kira--

Kira: *waves shyly*

Ailie: Jen--

Jen: *inclines his head*

Ailie: Chamberlain, and Fizzgig.

Chamberlain: Mmm... *eyes the Fraggles slyly*

Fizzgig: *growls at Grover*

Ailie: *holds him back* Hey, be nice. Sorry about that, Grover. Don't take it in offense but Fizzgig doesn't really like anybody except Kira and sometimes Jen.

Jen: *smiles weakly*

[Erine81981]

Grover: Do not worry. I have been with cute little dogs before.

(whispers) Uh Grover?

Grover: Yea?

(whispers) That's not a dog.

Grover: What is it?

I don't know.

Grover: Thank you for letting me know. *laughs nervously*

[Fragglemuppet]

Oh hi Kyle. Hi Grover. Where are the others?
Wembly: Why we just love being back. Don't we, Gobo?
Gobo: I'm sure glad Wembly.
Yeah, I'm really glad I decided to come back. I'm sorry I left at all, but hey, everyone makes mistakes, right?
Gobo: *notices the Chamberlain eyeing him and Wembly* Yeah, well, I thate to cut this short, but I think we'd better go back downstairs now, eh Kate? Kyle, it was good to see you!
Wembly: Yeah, hey Kyle and Grover!
Yeah, maybe we'd better be getting back at that. It was nice to meet you! Kyle, Grover, it was great to see you again! Oh, and Ailie, we live down in room 5 if you need anything. See you later!
*as we're walking back to our room* Well, it should be interesting having them around! Should be fun though!
Wembly: Are you kidding? I mean, Ailie and Kira and Jen seemed nice, but did you see the way that big guy was looking at us Gobo?
Gobo: Yeah, I saw him Wembly.
Wembly: Well you seem kind of calm about it!
Gobo: Wembly, when you're a brave explorer, you've just gotta learn to confront scary things like that!
Wembly: Yeah, I guess so.
*laughing gently* Don't worry Wembly. I'm sure his roommates will keep an eye on him, and there are plenty of other people in the dorms who'll look after us. Remember, the best thing about Muppet College Dorm life is that we all look out for each other here.
Wembly: Yeah. *after a second to ponder this* Gee, that really helps. thanks!
No problem! Well, good night Wembly. Good night Gobo.
Gobo: Good night Kate.
Wembly: Yeah, good night.
*after a few seconds of silence* Say, how 'bout we do tonight's sponsors?
Gobo: Okay!
Wembly: It's okay with me if it's okay with you!
Great! Gobo, why don't you start?
Gobo: Okay. Muppet College Dorms were brought to you today by the letters g for gelfling...
Wembly: and s for ske..skek...
Me: Skeksis, and by the number 5, for 5 new friends joining us at the dorms. Muppet College Dorms are a production of the Muppet Central Forum. Good night everyone!

[Beakerfan]

Floyd: Go directly to jail.... do not pass go, do not collect $200..... aw, man, not again!

Bean: *snickers*

Floyd: Laugh it up, furball! Just because you already have houses on your properties....

Sweetums: Any sign of Alex? She's been gone a while now. You don't think Animal is still chasin her, do ya?

Floyd: Let's just hope he hasn't caught her, heh heh!

Bean: Yeah.... *shudders* So... who's turn is it?

Sweetums: It's mine... *rolls the dice and moves the hat token* Uh-oh.... not Boardwalk...

Bean: Pay up.

Sweetums: *reluctantly pays Bean rent*

[Beakerfan]

Bean: Allright! That, my friends, is the final Rail Road. I own all the rail roads now.

Sweetums: *moves his piece and lands on Chance* Take a walk... on the Boardwalk.... if you pass Go, collect $200.... *moves his token and pays Bean rent*

Floyd: *on the Free Parking space* Allright... this is gonna be my lucky roll..... *rolls doubles* Yeah! *moves and rolls doubles again* Now we're talkin! *moves and rolls doubles a third time* You're kiddin me... I just got out of jail! I only own two properties! *shakes his head and moves his token back to jail*

Sweetums: Any sign of Animal or Alex?

Janice: *looking out the window* No. Like, do you think we should go look fer them?

Floyd: Naw, we can wait till the morning.... they'll show up.... I hope.....

[The Count]

Glad that Ailie found her room and has begun to fit in here. Well... Night all.

[Beakerfan]

Good night Ed!

The boys pack up their Monopoly game and go to bed.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie *wakes up and gets dressed in a flash and whispers* See you all after school. *tiptoes out and down to the car before disappearing off.*

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: We have some more new dormmates
Red: Really?
Beth: Yes, a gal named Allie and some people from the Dark Crystal
Mokey: Oh neat!
Beth: Indeed
Wanda: So is your cold getting better?
Beth: Starting to finally! It's been no fun, that is for sure!
Abby: I'd make it disappear if I could
Beth: Oh I know that. I really am starting to feel more like myself though.
Wanda: That is good.

[BeakerSqueedom]

Ailie *wakes up and gets dressed in a flash and whispers* See you all after school. *tiptoes out and down to the car before disappearing off.*

Claudia:
(Pops out from out of nowhere next to Rabbit)
Dang, and I thought I had a nice car.
:3 (Snugs)

Beaker:
Meee mee meee!

Claudia:
Shhh!
(Stuffs Beaker back into her backpack)

Beaker:
MWWWOOOOO!
(Kerplunk)

Claudia:
You did wanna avoid Bunsen today...
So I helped!

Beaker:
(Head slowly pops out of her backpack)
Mee mee mee mee!

Claudia:
=3
(Pushes him down)

[The Count]

Hey Beth... Glad your cold's getting better. The new residents live directly above your room, where Randall Records used to stand. Good day everybody.
*Dashes off to check if the newest MuppetCast is up yet.

[BEAR]

Hey Beth... Glad your cold's getting better. The new residents live directly above your room, where Randall Records used to stand. Good day everybody.
*Dashes off to check if the newest MuppetCast is up yet.

Ernie: Wait for us, Ed!
Bert: Yeah, we want to listen too.
Big Bird: Are you coming, Bryan?
Bryan: No, you guys go ahead and listen to the show. I've got to get my new tire. I'll listen later.
Big Bird: Okay. See ya later!

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie *returns much later and enters her dorm, dropping a load of books onto the table in the small kitchen.* I'm back!

Jen: *flipping through Rolling Stone with fascination* Hullo, Ailie! How was school?

Ailie: Same old, same old but we got the day off tomorrow because of teacher's workshop.

Chamberlain: *cackles from the closet* Suckers.

Ailie: I think it's with the librarians or something so that should be heaps of fun. They're a pack of strict, nagging vultures.

Chamberlain: *storms into the kitchen* And what's that supposed to mean?

Ailie: Maybe I could set you up with one of them. *makes a weird face and then pulls her Biology packet out of her backpack and starts to work on it*

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
[Plays on her dusty keyboard "The First Time It Happens"]

The first time you see him
No bolt from the blue
Just something so quiet
That's waiting for you

With no one to tell you
Where you've got to go
The first time it happens...
You know.

Dr. Van Neuter:

The first time you see her
No magical change
No angels appearing
No dreams to arrange
Just warmer and colder
Than springtime or snow
The first time it happens
You know

Claudia:
And so you fall
And how complete it is
And for each new moment that it lasts
How sweet it is
[Sobs, blowing her nose loudly]
[Wails]

Dr. Van Neuter:
The first time together
How simple, how rare
And just when you thought
You'd forgot how to care
And though you feel much more
Than you'd dare to show
The first time it happens
You know

[Dancing with Composta limitlessly, almost freely]


Beaker:
[Looks to Bunsen oddly]
Mm....Meep?

Bunsen:
Me? Of course.
(Giggles, dancing with his shy assistant--clumsily)

Beaker:
MWWWOOOO!
HOLYMEEP!
[Swung around like a ragdoll]

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: *cocks his head and crosses his arms* Mmph! Where is that wretched noise coming from?

Jen: *glances up and smirks* I don't hear anything, I think you're losing your mind, pigeonhead.

Chamberlain: Why, you--

Ailie: *rolls her eyes* Don't start. *listens closely and hears the faint music* Oh, that sounds awesome! Come on, SkeSil, let's check it out.

Chamberlain: Do we have t--? *is dragged down the hallway to Claudia's room*

Ailie: *appears towards the last verse* Claudia, you guys, that was amazing! Mind if we join you?

Chamberlain: Well, at least it's not that wretched Static Craziness band or whatever they're called.

Ailie: *tapes his beak shut* No...you did not.

[Beakerfan]

Animal: *runs through the hall* YAH YAH YAH! AL-EX! AL-EX!

Alex: *slowly trudging behind him* What is it Animal?

Animal: AGAIN! AGAIN!

Alex: *groans* NO Animal.... We are going HOME. To SLEEP. Ok? Maybe some other time. *follows Animal into room 24*

Animal: *bouncing off the walls*

Sweetums: Wow! You're back! Where did you go?

Floyd: Animal, chill for a minute! Why don't you practice your drums?

Animal: YEAH DRUUUUMS! *sits down and goes crazy on the drums*

Alex: *groans* After he chased me out the door, he grabbed my hand and ran me to the ice-cream shop, where he ate so much he'll be on a sugar high for the next WEEK..... then the actually CARRIED me to a carnival somewhere - I STILL have no clue where it was - where he proceeded to ride every single ride six times. After chasing some women and a few cars, he ran me to this big glass elevator - again, no clue where it was - and we had to ride it up and down a million times, and of course he's bouncing around the whole time.....

Bean: And you did that all night?

Alex: That ain't even the half of it.....

Animal: HO-BO! HO-BO!

Floyd: Hey, watch the language Animal!

Alex: No, no.... what he means is that he made us sleep like a couple of hobos... how he managed to sleep at all I dunno.... but he absolutely HAD to sleep on the park bench under some newspaper.......

Janice: Wow, like what a bummer Alex!

Alex: *SIGH* Imma go take a na..... *falls asleep standing up*

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: *scowls at the sound of drums* What the devil? More noise? *sticks his head out of the dorm* HEY! SHADDUP, FURRFACE!

Ailie: *smiles weakly* Relax, SkeSil. It's just Animal.

Chamberlain: I'll say. What a neanderthal! *pulls out his eyecrust and sticks it to the wall*

[BeakerSqueedom]

[His claws scratch sharply against the walls, as he supports his weight with his trusty cane. He weakly clutches onto a doorknob--cackling insanely in the once silent hall]

Bunsen:
Beakie, today we are going to explore the boundaries of Quantum Physics--and as usual, I will need you to assist me with this little challenge.

Beaker:
Meep.
(Nods)

Claudia:
(Carries Bunsen)
Naw, how about we watch a movie?

Bunsen:
No can do--busy you know.
Please put me down.

Claudia:
Ok, ok.
(Does so)

Dr. Van Neuter:
Come on, Melonhead.
Let's just have a little fun.

Bunsen:
We did not too long ago.
That should suffice for a break!
We mustn't waste precious time--so many things we've yet to discover!

Claudia:
Sam, is that you?

Dr. Van Neuter:
Yeah, what happened to the jolly one?

Bunsen:
Oh, I suppose I could take...another break.

Beaker:
(Pats him on the back)
Mee mee.

[The foot steps gradually sound even louder as he nears the room, his harsh panting replacing his sour laughs--he opens the door slowly]

Claudia:
(Sitting comfortably)
What movie do you want to watch?
(Feels breathing down her neck)
Doc, didn't it ever kill you to use a breath mint?
Also, give me my space.
(Rolls eyes)

Dr. Van Neuter:
Will you stop with the egg jo-
(Blinks)
Ew.

Beaker:
Mu-mu-mu-mu...

Blind Pew:
Hello, my pet!
(Cackles)
(Pets Claudia creepily)

Claudia:
It's you!

Blind Pew:
No, yu mean Pew, Silly leetle girl!

Claudia:
(Slaps forehead)
Well, what I meant to say is..
is that I was trying to kinda say that you are you..
I know your name is not you...
But you thought it was you...
But that's cause you thought I thought you weren't Pew
but you was a mistake...
Though, you should know I already knew you were Pew
in the first place.
(Nods lightly)

Blind Pew:
Oh, I see.
Thank you.

Claudia:
(Laughs)
No problem...
(Doubletakes)
HOLY SHMIT!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Get away from me!
Don't touch me!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(Scrambles her way out of the room)

Beaker:
(Trembling)

Blind Pew:
Come back here, my leetle buttercup!
Come play with me, zyou coward!
(Swiftly appears next to Beaker)
I found zyou again.
Zyou thought zyou could trick me, eh?
Never underestimate the blind...
There iz more to me than meetz the eye...
(Pets Beaker)

Bunsen:
Tsstsst.
Wrong person, Mr. Pew!

Beaker:
(Quietly tolerates it)
...(Shakes)..MEEEEEEEMOO!
GETOFFMEEP!
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
MEEEP!
(Wacks him with a toilet scrubber)

Blind Pew:
(Takes out his sword)
So, zyou want tu fight eh?
Come here zyou piece of dirt!

Beaker:
MEEP!
(Poses, holding up the toilet scrubber pridefully)

Blind Pew:
(Hears out Beaker's next move)

Beaker:
(Shifty-eyed)
(He gives Bunsen the scrubber and runs off with his life)

Bunsen:
Beakie!
This isn't my...
(Looks to Pew, who slowly advances on him)

Oh, dear.

---

Claudia:
(Running out of the college like a mad)
HOLYCOWSOMEWEIRDOWHOIFEAR(ANDSTILLFEAR)ISGONNAKILL ME!
OMG,IWANTAHOTDOGBAD!

Beaker:
MEEMEEEMEEEMEEEMEEE!
---

Bunsen:
Why didn't I make a turn?
Oh why?

Dr. Van Neuter:
Because you're a dunce!

Bunsen:
Really?

Dr. Van Neuter:
Nah.
I'm just mad because-
HOLY SHI-

[Bunsen and Neuter are seen to be thrown out the window...falling all the way down...down...and]

SPLAT!

---

Blind Pew:
(Pokes his head out of the window)
Don't zyou want tu play some more?
Claudia, my pet, come back tu me!

Claudia:
GO BACK TO YOUR CENTURY, BABE!
I'M STICKIN' TO MINE!

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *gasps at the new visitor and slips away, hurrying back to her dorm.*

Chamberlain: *stays and watches with glee* Ooh, I like this fella. Perhaps I should consider him my new BFF.

Ailie: *collapses onto a beanbag chair and smoothes out her hair hastily before picking up The Crucible to read the assigned chapters*

[Winslow Leach]

Lefty knocks on Ailie's door. He is cool and confident.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: Hm? *puts down the book and goes to answer it*

Jen: *hops in front of it* Wait! It could be Garthim! Or Ziggy Stardust!

Ailie: Cool! *scoots behind him and opens it, a vague smile entering her face* Oh, hi Lefty! Well, isn't this a surprise? Come in.

[The Count]

*In the hallway... A phantomly dragon rattles his chains as he thought to pay Chamberlain a visit to see if the new resident had any creepy collectibles to compare.
UD, upon hearing Claudia's conversation: Mmm... Not sure how Ed will take this. He got your message child, but he wanted to talk to you beforehand as to the "why". Oh well... You two will find each other eventually. All souls find each other in the eventual eerieness of the ether.
*Low creepy chuckle escapes his lips.

[Winslow Leach]

Lefty enters Ailie's room.

Lefty: Hiya, kid! Wow! Dis is a nice pad ya got here, riiiiiight! And yer roomies seem a lot more interestin' den da crum-bums *I* room wit. Ya got da kid, what tinks he's Shakespeare. He's always writin'. I keep askin' him ta put me inta one of his plays, but he says no. Can youse believe da noive of dat guy? Den ya got dat newsman...don't get me started on him. Guy's such a pompous buffoon, always tinkin' he's so smart, just 'cause he reads da news. Crazy Harry's okay, dough. He's my kinda guy. And of course dere's Mr. Toitle. He's my pet toitle.

And you...if ya don't mind my sayin' so...are my kind of goil! I was wonderin' if...uh...you would like ta go out wit me some night dis week. I noticed ya givin' me da once-over last night when ya foist came in. So would ya like ta go out? It won't cost ya nothin'...well...maybe dinner. But dat's it. I'm a little short dis week. Actually, I'm a little short every day, on account 'a my height! Get it? Heh heh...but yeah, it won't cost ya nuthin' ta go out wit me...except dinner...an' if we go to a movie, youse'll have ta pay fer us, too...if ya go out wit me, I'll present ya wit a certificate I made up dat says youse went out on a date wit Lefty. It's a good conversation piece. So, whaddaya say?

Oh, by da way, kid...what's yer name?

[The Count]

*Back downstairs...

UD, breathing brimstonily on Tony: So... Will you update that thrilling play about one of my old haunts? Or do we have to summon... A specialist in these matters? *Gestures towards the thunderclouds gathering ominence outside.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: Thanks, maybe I'll get to see you and Tony and the other's dorm too sometime. *listens and bites her lip shyly* Well, I--

Jen: *crosses his arms and stands in front of Ailie* Please, you can't possibly want to go out with a little sleaze like him. *glares at Lefty and tries to push him out* She's not interested in your pathetic scams and I'm sure Kira wouldn't be either so how about you get lost? *wonders where Kira vanished off to*

Ailie: Jen, come on--

Jen: I mean it. *lowers his voice* He'll use you, I know he will.

Ailie: *whispers* I've only known him for a day, I'm giving him a chance.

Jen: Fine, but don't say I didn't warn you.

Ailie: *softly* Thanks. *rolls her eyes and turns back to Lefty, beaming.* I'd love to go out with you and it's no big deal. I can take care of everything--on this date. Normally I would think it would be kind of rude, but I'll let you off this first time because you're so cute. And I love turtles. *winks*

Fizzgig: *crawls out from under the couch and snarls at the stranger at the door* *sinks his teeth into his leg*

Jen: *smirks and retreats to the kitchen*

Ailie: Fizzgig! I'm sorry, he's a bit of a nut--*struggles to pull him off Lefty*

[Winslow Leach]

*Back downstairs...

UD, breathing brimstonily on Tony: So... Will you update that thrilling play about one of my old haunts? Or do we have to summon... A specialist in these matters? *Gestures towards the thunderclouds gathering ominence outside.

Er...yessir...right away, sir! It's almost done! Just a few more chapters to go...

[BeakerSqueedom]

[Sent you the why, Ed]

Blind Pew:
Zomeone wanted to be my alley?
Zis iz ecxziting!
A new crew, eh?
(Follows Chamberlain's voice)
And pleaze, no pop ringz---it ruins my reputation greatly.
(Prods the stick around)

Claudia:
(Crawls on the floor quietly)

Blind Pew:
I can hear zyou!

Claudia:
(Runs into Alex's room and shuts it)

[Winslow Leach]

Lefty: Help! Help! Moider! Get dis doggie offa me! Help! I'm startin' ta feel woozy...losing consciousness...scat!

(suddenly realizes Ailie has agreed to go out with him; he is now oblivious to the creature attacking him)

You'll go out wit me? Riiiiiiiiiiiiight! Dat's great! Er...you do have a car, right? Mine's...er...in da shop...riiiiight, riiiiight! Aw, you tink I'm cute eh? I get dat a lot! A lotta people tink I have da face of a Roman God! So I'm used to da compliment, but tanks all da same! And youse love toitles too? C'mon, follow me! I'll show ya my room! But I gotta warn ya...except fer Crazy Harry, da other guys are really squares! Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: Okay! I bet he's as cute as his owner. *slips her fingers into his and follows him to the other dorm* See you later, Jen.

Jen: Blah blah blah...*grumbles and directs his attention to the magazine Fizzgig tore up in the last five seconds* AAAAAAAH! Fizzgig!

Chamberlain: *follows Blind Pew around like a duckling* Mmmm...

[Beakerfan]

Alex: SQUEEEEEEEAK! *snugs Claudia*

Sweetums: CLAUDIA! *beams happily* Wait.... what's going on?

Bean: *hiding behind Sweetums* Who's that scary man out there?

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
(Shakes, clinging to Alex)
It is HIM!

HE THREW BUNSEN AND NEUTER OUT THE WINDOW!
And...AND...

Beaker:
Mwwomoomeee!
(Clings to Sweetums)

---

Blind Pew:
Yez?
I hear ze walking but not ze talking.
(To Chamberlain)

Bunsen:
Mr. Pew, if you'd only listen to reason...

Blind Pew:
HEEEEEEEEEEEYEH!
(Throws him into Alex's room along with Neuter)

---

Bunsen:
Hello, dear.
(To Alex)
(Stumbles across the room)
Beakie?
Is that you?

Beaker:
MEEE MEE MEE!
(Hugs Bunsen)

Dr. Van Neuter:
I AM SO GONNA KICK HIS LITTLE-

---

[Stomping into the hall]

Dr. Van Neuter:
Bring it on, old man!

Blind Pew:
(Grabs him, and throws him out another window)

---

Dr. Van Neuter:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[Beakerfan]

Sweetums: WHAT? Nobody does that to Dr's Van Neuter and Honeydew! NO ONE! *marches over to Pew* PEW! You've got some things to answer for!

Alex: Umm..... who wants a cookie?

Bean: *holds up the cookie jar*

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: *gives a sharp inhale* Uh, MMM? *continues to follow him, "mmmming" in a whisper* *stops in his tracks and watches Blind Pew throw Van Neuter out of the window in awe* Wow. Can we be best friends?

[The Count]

Hi... Claudia, everything's set for your new roomies. Ailie and Christine, I need you to please send me your application information again, seems I lost it in the shuffle of dorm papers. Thanks.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: Sent, Count. =)

[Winslow Leach]

Lefty kicks open the door of the room, startling Tony and Newsie. Crazy Harry is, as usual, off in his own world. Lefty and Ailie hold hands.

Lefty: Hey! Dis is my new goilfriend...er...what was yer name? Ah, dat ain't important! Dis is my room.

Tony: Actually, it's our room...

Lefty: Shaddap, punk! If it wasn't fer me, you wouldn't have dat bed yer layin' on! (to Ailie) All da stuff in dis room...from da beds ta da stereo ta da TV I got for all dese ungratefuls...dey, uh...dey fell off a truck, an' I snagged 'em before anyone was any da wiser...riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!

Newsman: I would have reported you the second you brought these stolen goods into our room. But this bed is so comfy...

Lefty: Anyway, dat's Tommy--

Tony: Tony.

Lefty: Whatever. And dat's da Newsman dere.

Newsie: Yes, we met last night. Wonderful to see you again.

Lefty: And dat guy sittin' on da hospital cot dere is Crazy Harry! See, I got him a hospital cart, 'cause I figure he's always hurtin' himself, right? So I figured he'd feel most comfortable sleepin' on a cot! (turns to closet) An' dis is my room! Yeah, I sleep in da closet, what of it? I have a hammock in here, as ya kin see. I like ta rock myself ta sleep. Oh, and last but soitenly not least...we have a trap door. Ya see it up dere? Dat door opens into da room of Tony's goilfriend. She's been down here many times. Nifty, huh?

An' here is my pride and joy...Mr. Toitle! Have ya ever seen dat Tootsie Pop commercial, where da kid asks how many licks it takes ta get ta da center? An' da kid asks Mr. Toitle? Well, dis is him! He's da actual Mr. Toital who appeared in dat commercial! I'm his manager, and take a hefty poicentage of his earnings! Hi, Mr. Toitle! Look! Daddy's got a new goilfriend! And dis one didn't even fall off a truck!

So dat's it! Oh, dese movie posters on da wall da kid brought in, I didn't have nothin' ta do wit 'em...and da books are his...an' da DVDs and CDs...but everyting else I provided!

Okay, fellas, see youse!

Tony: Aren't you going to invite Ailie in for a bit?

Lefty: Why? She just saw youse. Naw, me an' her got plans...she's gonna take me out on a date! C'mon, baby, let's leave dese squares behind...oh, except you, Crazy Harry...yer no square...I was referrin' to da rest of da squares. Toodles!

Lefty sweeps out of the room.

[BeakerSqueedom]

Composta:
(Barges in, stepping in front of Sweetums)
You hurt my pumpkin!
(Grabs Blind Pew by his scarf)
Composta show you pretty girl!
(Does a body slam on him)

Blind Pew:
Oh no!
Zis iz dreadful!
Ay!

Composta:
SAY SORRY TO PUMPKIN!
(Plucks Chamberlain...and stuffs his feathers into Pew's mouth)

Pew:
Mffmmmffmm!

Composta:
SAY IT!

Pew:
(Spitting it out)
I can't!
(Can't breathe)

Composta:
Oh...me sorry.
Um.

Blind Pew:
No, zas fine.
(Offers her his arm)

Composta:
Thankies.
Now...
(Does an arm twist)

SAY IT!

Blind Pew:
ZORRY!

Composta:
Better.

Dr. Van Neuter:
(In awe)
Whata woman!

Bunsen:
(Nods)
(Gulps nervously in her presence)
I feel something strange...
beating in my heart!

Beaker:
(Eyes go wider)

Bunsen:
Composta, you are darling!
(Takes her hand into his)

Composta:
Melon think so?

Dr. Van Neuter:
OFF DAH WIFE!
Oh, Sweetie!
You showed him!
Unlike MULCH!

Well see you...later, love.

Composta:
Silly, Pumpkin.
Me stay with you!

Dr. Van Neuter:
You...YOU ARE?

Composta:
Yes.
We do everything together.

Dr. Van Neuter:
Everything?

Bunsen:
(Covers Claudia's ears)

Claudia:
(Somehow covers Sweetum's hearing)

Beaker:
Meep.

Blind Pew:
Get zyour heads out of ze gutter, you twits.
My pet, let's return to ze room, eh?
Zyou me...
have some...zis...cocacola?

Claudia:
No.

Blind Pew:
Really?

[Composta and Neuter kiss]

Claudia:
OH MY EYES!
IT BURNS!

Bunsen:
Come along now.

[Beakerfan]

Bean: *SIGH* That's so sweet.... *wipes a tear*

Alex: *SIGH* Like rully.....

Janice: Fer sure.... *pets Floyd*

Floyd: Heh, women.....

Animal: Wo-man?

Floyd: *tosses a drum stick* Animal, fetch!

Animal: YEAH! *chases the stick*

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *bids goodbye to the rest of the dorm members and strolls out with Lefty, happily*

Chamberlain: AAAAAAAAAH! *winces as his feathers are yanked out and stuffed into his new BFF's mouth* HOW DARE YOU! YOU--*glances down at his body and whimpers* *runs down the hall, crying and trips over Floyd*

[Beakerfan]

Alex: Allright boys, pack up the board games. Time for bed.

Everyone: Yes, Alex......

Sweetums: *tucks Bean into bed*

Janice: Like, Muppet Dorms was brought to you today by the letter G for groovy.....

Floyd: And the number 9! Muppet Dorms is a production of the Muppet Central Forum.

Animal: NIGHTY-NIIIIIGHT!

Everyone: Shhhhh!

Animal: Sah-ree..... *turns out the light*

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *wanders around her own dorm in boredom* No school but at the same time, I have nothing to do.

Chmaberlain: *gluing new feathers on and whimpering.* I can't believe that woman did that! On my second day! And to my new biffle.

Kira: *sympathetically* I'm sure they'll grow back. Or something of that sort.

Jen: And I'm sure Paul McCartney's going to get a face lift soon. *takes a bite of cereal* I've brushed up on my knowledge of today's pop culture through that magazine yesterday. Can you tell?

Fizzgig: *snarls*

Ailie: I wish somebody else was around, like Claudia and her dorm members. Or Alex. Or Tony. Or Lefty. *smiles and gazes into space.

Kira: Oh, I almost forgot. How was last night?

Ailie: It was great. He even called me his new girlfriend. Usually, I don't move that fast into a relationship but he's really something...so mysterious and dark--

Jen: And cheap.

Ailie: Quiet.

Jen: Hmmph. *takes Kira and goes off to play Spyro in the living room*

Ailie: *scoops up Fizzgig hastily and puts a leash on him* Maybe I'll take you for a walk. Come on. *sets him down and exits the room, walking down the hall*

[BEAR]

Cookie: (chomping) Oh, Bryan! Thank you for Scouting Girl coookie. They so delicious!
Bryan: Glad you like em, Cookie Monster. Don't eat them all at once, now.
Bert: Did you get your new tire, Bryan?
Bryan: I did! Yeah. Good thing too, because I have to drive all the way to Irvine to teach an afterschool acting class.
Big Bird: Bryan, we have new Dorm neighbors. Don't you want to meet them?
Bryan: More neighbors? Wow, we have a whole load of new people moving in. I do want to meet them, Big Bird. I wish I had time right now. I'll stop by later. We'll bring them some cookies or something.
Cookie: (clutching onto one of his Scouting Girl cookie box as if to protect it)
Bryan: (To CM) We'll make them.
Cookie: (wipes brow) Phew

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
I'll send them howling,
I don't care!

No one's gonna harm you.
Just whstle, and I'll be there.

Beaker:
(Covers ears)
Meesheesh!

Bunsen:
Avenge me, Beakie.
(Says playfully)
It was dreadful just being in that silly wig!

Beaker:
(Shakes head)
Fmm...

Bunsen:
Lovely photo, Beakie...
Norma Jean?
(Looks closer)
(Gasps)
Good lord...
This is most disturbing!
His legs aren't even tanned!

Beaker:
(Looks at him oddly)
(Realizes the picture is of Lefty in a sexy bathing suit)
HOLYMEEP!
(Puts it on his desk)
(Puts on a hand sanitizer)
Mee mee meee.

Claudia:
You have SUCH good taste in men, Beaker!

Beaker:
(Glares)
MEE MEE MEEE!
(Honks Claudia's nose)

Claudia:
Oof!
What you do that for, Moe?
Whoohoowhoooo!
(Does the famous gesture)

Bunsen:
Tsstsstsst.

Blind Pew:
(Sobbing)
Zyou sang zo pretty.

Beaker:
(Bashfully looks away)

Composta:
Pretty!

Dr. Van Neuter:
(Snuggles with his wife)

Blind Pew:
(Poking his sword lightly at Claudia)

Claudia:
WATCH IT!

[Winslow Leach]

Lefty waltzes into the room, singing.

Lefty

A kiss on da hand may be quite contenental,
But diamonds are a goil's best friend!

Tony: Where were you? We haven't seen you since last night.

Lefty: I'm in love!

Lefty glides across the room; he picks up a broom, and uses it as a dancing partner. He sings.

Lefty

Heaven, I'm in heaven,
And my heart beats so that I kin hardly speaaaaaak...
(to broom)
Oh you dance divinely!

Lefty waltzes, humming the song, dancing with the broom.

Tony: Er...Lefty?

Newsie: I haven't seen him this excited since he figured out how to break open gumball machines.

Lefty: Guys, dat goil was so amazin'! We went ta da movies, an' I let her pay for everytin'! Ain't dat swell of her? But da funny ting is, I can't even remember da name of da movie, on account I was more interested in her!

Tony: Ailie's been back, Lefty. Where have you been all day?

Lefty: I fell off a truck! Really! After we said good night, I didn't feel like comin' back ta see youse deadbeats, so I coiled up in da back of a truck parked outside. Only I didn't know dere was a driver in front! I musta fell asleep, 'cause when I woke up, we was speedin' down da highway...I tried ta stand up, and whoosh! I went flyin' outta da truck, and rolled inta a ditch, where I passed out. When I came to, I used my road sense, riiiiiiiight! I tumed a ride back here. Luckily it was only witin a few miles. But none of dat matters! I'm in love!

Tony: Are you sure you're okay? No broken bones or anything?

Lefty: Meh, I dunno, and I don't care! It makes me seem like a tough guy if I walk around all bruised up! Riiiiight! I'd like ta see anyone try ta mess with scar-faced Lefty!

Tony throws a pillow at Lefty, and he goes down.

Tony (rolls eyes) Scar-faced Lefty...

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *enters the dorm much later with Fizzgig under her arm* You are so lucky that garthim was slow, we could've been torn to bits.

Jen: *suddenly wakes up and gasps* Wha--did you just say garthim?

Ailie: Nah, go back to sleep. *goes off to her and Kira's room, setting Fizzgig down on a pillow* I swear, I'd hate to see what you're like on sugar. *starts brushing her hair and humming quietly* Sixteen reasons...why I love you...

[Winslow Leach]

(On TV)

Newsman: Here is a Muppet Newsflash! File under impossible but true. Our very own Lefty the salesman is in love! That's right, ladies and gentlemen, you heard it here first. Lefty is in a relationship with an actual, honest-to-goodness human being, strange as it may be. The sneaky little thief--

(During the above, Lefty wanders onto the set, and stands behind Newsie. Newsie is oblivious. Lefty pulls a stun-gun out of his pocket, and shoots Newsie)

Newsman: Yaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhh!

(Newsie falls forward onto desk, unconscious)

Lefty: Dat'll teach ya ta go public wit my private affairs!

(Lefty looks both ways, then hurries off the set)

[BeakerSqueedom]

Blind Pew:
(Hits Lefty with his cane (accident), before walking all over him)
I vwhant my money back, zyou booger!
Come out, Lefty!
(Grabs Harry and throws him out the window randomly)
I love doing zhat.
(Bumps into a wall, falling over)

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *wakes up obscenely early to leave for school again and slips out of her dorm quietly* *walks down the hall and sticks a note under Tony's dorm door that says "Lefty" on it. Inside of it contains one of her rings for him.* =)

[Winslow Leach]

Newsie is frazzled, his hair sticking straight up; Crazy Harry is nervously sitting on his cot; Lefty is in his hammock, with a bag of ice on his head.

Tony: I can't believe you went on live TV, and stun-gunned Newsie! You could have at least waited until he came back here.

Lefty: Da guy was announcin' my private life on da air...besides, I got my, what you call comeuppance, as soon as I retoined here, and dat crazy Pew guy stomped on me fer sellin' him a tape on how to speak French...which I loined is da language he already speaks! How was I ta know?

Tony: Well, your stupidity caused Crazy Harry to be tossed out the window.

Lefty: Heh heh. I wish I was conscious ta see dat!

Tony: Look at him! I've never seen the guy so frightened before! And look at Newsie! I don't think the Kramer 'do suits him at all!

Newsie: You, sir are correct!

Tony: Now what do you have to say to your roommates, Lefty?

Lefty: I'm...I'm...I'm sorry everytin' toined out to be so funny!

Tony: Gaaah!

Tony heads for the door; as he does, he notices an envelope on the floor.

Tony: Hey Lefty, you got mail! It's probably a summons or something.

Tony tosses the letter to Lefty, and leaves the room.

[Winslow Leach]

Lefty opens the envelope. He takes a note out.

Lefty: Hey! It's a letter! From Ailie!

Newsie: What's it say? That you're a sneaky crum-bum?

Lefty: Nuts ta you! It's private! (reads silently) Aw, she wants ta see me again! She says she had a wonderful time wit me da other night!

Newsie: I don't get it. What is this strange power you have over women?

Lefty: And look! She even included a ring! Whoa!

Newsie: Yeah, yeah, you're gonna take it downtown and see how much you can get for it, right?

Lefty: Nah! I'm gonna wear it right now! (Lefty puts on the ring) Huh? Huh? Whaddaya tink? Don't it look supoib?

Newsie: It is a nice ring, I'll admit that.

Lefty: Yeah. It is. Dis is so great! We're gonna go out again!

Newsie: Just don't fall out of the back of any trucks this time.

Lefty hurls his ice pack at Newsie, who ducks. The ice pack hits the wall.

[BeakerSqueedom]

[HAHHA! POOR HARRY!]

Blind Pew:
(Feeling the coins he stole from Lefty in his hands)
Ze sound tu my ears iz like mageek!
Are zees dubloons, my dear?

Claudia:
(Looks at them)
Nope, they are nickels...and a quarter.
Much better than dubloons, peculiar Pew.
(Hands are tied together)
You hurt Crazy Harry!
Go and apologize...he did nothing wrong...for once.

Blind Pew:
(Pulls on her leash)
I was only protecting zyou, my pet.
Lefty would of marooned zyou, zyou see?
Crazy Harry would have exploded zyou to pieces...
My actions are all for zyou.
(Snugs)

Claudia:
(Being dragged)
Oh, brilliant, Mr. French Muppet.
(Face is pressed up against her mirror due to his constant pulling)
Squeak, squeak

Blind Pew:
Stop cleaning zhat mirror!

Claudia
The pain!
Oh gawd, this hurts!
Squeak, squeak

Blind Pew:
(Let's go of her)
I be right back, my leetle seacow!

Claudia:
(Falls over)
Seacow?
(Tries to weigh herself)

[The others tied up; roll their eyes at her]

Bunsen:
I don't think taking in Mr. Pew was a good idea.
(Twiddles his fingers)

Composta:
Me thought you supposed to be smart, Melon.
(Rolls eyes)
Even Pumpkin knew that.

Dr. Van Neuter:
Heeeyyy...
I was a genius since...age..4!

Composta:
Me wonder what happened after that.

Dr. Van Neuter:
(Looks to her in shock)

Bunsen:
(Disdained)
Hmph.

Beaker:
(Laughing)

---

Blind Pew:
(Goes into Tony's room)
(Whacks Lefty over the head with his cane)
I zink zis is foonier!
(Cackles)
(Takes his ring)
Oh, me love zit.
Zhank you!

(Feels Harry's face slowly)
Zis is zyou?
Ah, yes, sorry for ze leetle trip, eh?
No hard feelings?
(Slides the ring into Harry's finger)

Mm, don't take zis ze wrong way, but eh...
Don't get any ideas...
Zis isn't marriage.

By ze feel of it..
Zyou are incredible hairy...
and have big eyez...yes.

Not my type.
(Pokes his eye by accident)

[BEAR]

*A sealed tupperware of Sesame Seed Honey bars are left on the doorstep of White Rabbit's room with a note. It reads:

Dear White Rabbit and Friends,

Welcome to the Muppet Dorms neighborhood. We are excited to meet you soon.

Sincerely,

Bryan, Big Bird, Bert, Ernie, Cookie Monster, and Mr. Snuffleupagus (room #29)

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *arrives and stops short before crashing into the container* Hm? What's this? *reads the note and smiles* Aw, that's very sweet of them. I'll have to make something in return as a thank you, maybe angel foodcake...*strolls inside*

Chamberlain: *playing rock, paper, scissors in the mirror* Blast! Not again!

Ailie: Hey SkekSil, I found some snacks outside of the dorm. You want some?

Chamberlain: *inspects the bars* No thank you. I prefer my honey bars to be filled with worms.

Ailie: Yum. *makes a face and sets down the container.* So, where are Jen and the others?

Chamberlain: Taking that wretched fleabag for a walk. Apparently, it sedates him. Hmmph.

Ailie: Oh, okay. *shakes her head* I hope Lefty got my note...

Chamberlain: Mmm...I should probably leave a note for that pirate staying with Claudia. Saying I want him to my BFF, I mean but I'm not sure he can read...

[BeakerSqueedom]

Blind Pew:
(Hears Chamberlain)
Zhwat in ze world is a BFF?
(Gets slightly excited)
I see, zyou're brilliant!
Bloody foes forever, yes?

(Throws head back in a manaical cackle)

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: No! Not foes! We friends, yes? Please? Yes? Best friends? Forever? *puts on a Goofy hat and inches toward him*

[BeakerSqueedom]

[LMAO]

Blind Pew:
(Feels a goofy hat on his head)
Iz zat a pimple?
(Feeling Goofy's nose)
Fine, fine, we'll be...best...friends...forever.
(Twitch)

Claudia:
(Screams)
HE MADE FRIENDS WITH CHAMBERLAIN!
He's EVIL!
(Rolls around the floor)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[WhiteRabbit]

Chamberlain: HURRAY! FRIENDS! *mambos around Blind Pew and accidently pushes him over* Oops, oh, well. *moves over to dance around Claudia*

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *unbraids her hair and lets it flow down her shoulders before touching up on her mascara just a little*

Jen: So, another date tonight?

Ailie: Maybe...I'm not sure yet but I think I'll go pay Lefty a visit anyway. See if he liked the ring I gave him...

Jen: Funny, you should mention the word pay--

Ailie: Zip it. *straightens out her skirt before leaving and walking down the hall and knocking on Tony's dorm*

[tvlistingman]

PETER: it's A Wednesday Night at the Dorms

ZOE: What should we do

BABY BEAR: Why Don't we go to the Gymnasium, PEter

PETER: Yeah!

LITTLE BIRD: And Work Out to be healthy

PETER: Yes!

[Winslow Leach]

Lefty is struggling with Crazy Harry, trying to get his ring back.

Lefty: Let go of dat! I said let go!

Crazy Harry: NO! My precious...

Lefty: Enough wit da my precious! I let ya have da ring all day, now it's my toin! Give it back!

Crazy Harry: My precious...

Lefty: What the...? She gave it ta me, not ta you, ya bug-eyed loon! Let go!

Crazy Harry: My precious...

Lefty: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

Lefty gives Crazy Harry a two-finger poke in the eye, a la the Three Stooges. Crazy Harry grabs his eyes in pain, dropping the ring. Lefty scoops it up and pockets it.

A knock on the door. Lefty answers and sees Ailie standing there.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *waits and tries not to pay attention to the commotion inside before the door opens* Lefty! I hope I didn't come at a bad time. *pulls him into a hug and gives a shy wave to Crazy Harry* So, how's it going? Oh, by the way I forgot to give you something else at the end of our date the other night...I feel bad that I didn't sooner...*smiles and kisses him lightly*

[Winslow Leach]

After the kiss, Lefty staggers backward, and falls flat onto his back.

Lefty: Dat...was...so amazin'!

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *beams and helps him up* I'm glad you thought so...you're really good at it too. So, would you like to go out somewhere tonight? <3

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
(Hops out of the room, freed)
En gaurde, Missouri De Le Pew!
I scrubbe zyour toilette til zyou dieth!
(Has her toilet scrubber at hand)

Blind Pew:
(Feigns a gasp)
Zyou surprise me!
Don't worry, I vwill humor zyou...however,
I'm not pleased at all, no I'm not.
(Sighs)
Oh vwell!

Oh, and zyour french iz terrble...
I don't zink zhat's even French!
(Slices her toilet scrubber in half)

Claudia:
....
(Looks at her scrubber blankly)
(Looks to him)
(Looks at her scrubber again)
(Slowly faces him)
Ohhh...I...forgot.
You know, I'm not even french...gimme a break!
I'm hispanic, hokay?

(Runs through the hall)

Dr. Van Neuter:
That idiot.
(Smacks his forehead)
Warrruuumm?

Composta:
Me no understand german.
Talk English, please?

Dr. Van Neuter:
Sorry.
I think she offended all of France with her gibberish.

Bunsen:
Indeed!

Dr. Van Neuter:
Why, are you french in some way?

Bunsen:
No, but I do love french fries!
Hohohoho!
I made a funny!

Beaker:
(Rolls eyes)

Dr. Van Neuter:
(Smacks Bunsen upside the head)

[Winslow Leach]

Ailie: *beams and helps him up* I'm glad you thought so...you're really good at it too. So, would you like to go out somewhere tonight? <3

Lefty: You bet! Where ya wanna go? Huh? I'll take ya anywhere...well, I mean...you'll hafta take me, since I don't have an automobile at da moment...dose are a bit too big ta fall off trucks. But anywhere you wanna go, I'll go! Anyting ta be free from dese deadbeats in here. Except fer Crazy Harry...

Crazy Harry (reaches out for Lefty's ring) My precious?

Lefty picks up broom, and bops Crazy Harry on the head. He takes Ailie's arm, and leaves the room.

[Erine81981]

Herry: Have you ever wonder where they statue came from?

Grover: I know i have always wondered.

Herry: Hey Kyle?

Yes Herry?

Herry: Where did that statue come from?

Which one?

Grover: The one in the courtyard.

Oh that one. That's been there ever since this building was built.

Herry: Could you tell us the story of how it came here?

Well, i really don't know it. I've wasn't here back in the days. But i do have a really fun song to sing about hanging around the statue. Wanna hear it?

Grover & Herry: Yea!

*music starts up*

Me: Everybody ready
everybody set now

Little Cat A and C: Everybody ready
everybody set now

Me: Everybody go
everybody get now

Little Cats A and C: Everybody go
everybody get now

Me: If your feeling sorry
if your feeling sore
If your sick and tired
We have got the cure

Everybody: Everyone come down to the Henson!
(Little Cat C: Henson your blues away)
Everyone cruse around the Henson!
(Little Cat C: Choose your Henson today)
Everybody: Everyone come down to the Henson!

Me: Catch you at the statue.

Green Anything Muppet Boy: I was once so loney
didn't have a freind there
(Little Cats A and C: Didn't have a buddy didn't have a freind there)
Green Anything Muppet Boy: Didn't have a clue
when the cloudy days would end there
(Little Cats A and C: Cloudy cloudy days Cloudy days are nights there)
Tan Anything Muppet Girl: You'd never know it now
He really was a loser.
Green Anything Muppet Boy: When the sun came out
when i study around the henson!

Everyone: Everyone come down to the Henson!
(Little Cat C: Henson your blues away)
Everyone cruse around the Henson!
(Little Cat C: Choose your Henson today)
Everybody: Everyone come down to the Henson!

Herry & Grover: Catch you at the statue.

Everybody: Everyone come down to the Henson!
(Little Cat C: Henson your blues away)
Everyone cruse around the Henson!
(Little Cat C: Choose your Henson today)
Everybody: Everyone come down to the Henson!

Me: Catch you at the statue.

(music kinda slows down but picks right back up again)

Everybody: Everyone come down to the Henson!
(Little Cat C: Henson your blues away)
Everyone cruse around the Henson!

Henson Statue: Catch you here with me, now.

(music ends)

Grover: I really enjoyed that.

Herry: Me too. Hope everyone isn't to tired from singing it.

Me too. I hate when i make others pop up and sing but it's sure is fun. Thanks guys, women and others. *heads back into his room*

[BEAR]

Ernie's voice: Muppet College Dorms were brought to you by the letters A, C, and by the number 10. Muppet Dorms is a production of the Muppet Central forums.

[redBoobergurl]

Red: I want to play outside. But it's so wet with the snow melting
Beth: Spring is on the way
Red: I wish it would get here sooner
Beth: Me too. Just gotta be patient. It's hard to wait sometimes though
Red: Abby can't you make the snow disappear faster?
Abby: Nope, they haven't taught me about weather stuff yet at fairy school
Red: Darn
Wanda: You know what melting snow is good for Red?
Red: Um, getting messy?
Wanda: No silly, making a snowman!
Mokey: Ooh that's a good idea! We should go do that before the snow is all gone!
Red: Ok...that could be kind of fun
*They all rush outside to play with what is left of the snow*

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *saunters into the kitchen to start working on the treat for some nearby roommates as a thank you and switches on the radio to 105.3 while waiting for the brownies to finish*

Jim Morrison: *on the radio*
She's walking down the street
Blind to every eye she meets
Do you think you'll be the guy
To make the queen of the angels sigh?

Chamberlain: Hahaha...he wishes...

Ailie: *rolls her eyes*

[BEAR]

Ernie: Hey, Bert! Some of the Fraggles are out playing in the snow before it all melts. You wanna go?
Bert: No thanks, Ernie. I'm just going to sit in here and read my book and drink some tea.
Ernie: Come on, Bert. I promise you can be on my team for the snowball fight this time. That way I won't throw any snowballs at you.
Bert: Oh...alright!
(the boys go out to play)
Bryan: Do you have Birdkateers today, Big Bird?
Big Bird: Yeah, pretty soon.
Bryan: You should bring them all by for some milk and cookies.
Cookie: Cooookies?
Bryan: You're not a Birdkateer.
Cookie: Me honorary member.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *walks down to Bryan's dorm carrying the plate of brownies and knocks on the door* Hi, you guys. I hope I'm not interrupting anything but I made these for you as a way of saying thank you for the honey bars. They were magnificent. =)

[BEAR]

Bryan: Hi, Ailie! So nice to meet you. I'm Bryan and I'm sure you know Big Bird and Cookie Monster.
Big Bird: Hi, there! So nice to meet you.
Cookie: Brownies? (starts sniffing the plate)
Bryan: Cookie Monster!
Cookie: Sorry. Umm...Hi! (waves)
Bryan: You'll have to forgive him. Ernie and Bert also live with us. They're outside playing. And then there's Snuffy...his caveroom is across the yard outside. It used to be connected to our room where the back entrance is, but when Mr. Snuffleupagus moved out temporarily, we bulldozed it down to give Big Bird an outside nesting area. His nest used to be inside. Now Snuffy is back, so Biff and Sully gave him a little cave over there. Wow, we've already talked too much. How are you?
Big Bird: How do you like living here so far?

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *lifts her head a little to smile up at Big Bird.* Hi! Yes, I sure do and it's great to meet you all. *giggles at Cookie Monster and pets his head gently before offering him one* No big deal. I'm doing good, Bryan, how about you?

[BEAR]

Bryan: Good. Been awfully busy though. Got a lot on my plate lately. I'm in a play called "Guys and Dolls" and I've also got work during the day. Well...most days.
Big Bird: Who are your roommates, Ailie?

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: Wow, that sounds like fun. I'm in theater class but we're mostly just working on monologues right now. I can see how a bigger play like that would take a lot more work. Break leg, though. I'm sure you'll do fine. *to Big Bird* Well, let's see, there's the two gelfings Kira and Jen, Kira's pet Fizzgig who's a bit like a dog but a lot more hyper, and the Chamberlain. He's a skesis...but he's really not as scary as he seems.

[BEAR]

Big Bird: A skeksis? What kind of creature is that?

[Beakerfan]

Alex: *tuning her guitar*

Janice: Like, you're still a little flat....

Alex: Ok. *adjusts a string*

Janice: No, no. Like you've gotta go the other way.

Alex: Got it. *adjusts the string again*

Janice: Not too much....

Alex: *the string snaps* Darn.... ok, so how do I change this?

Janice: Like, I'll show you. Do you have a new string?

Alex: *groans* No. I guess we'd better go get one.

Alex, Janice, and Floyd go to the music store.

[WhiteRabbit]

Big Bird: A skeksis? What kind of creature is that?

Ailie: Er, it's a bit like a vulture but it walks on two legs and is a lot taller. He won't scare you, though. I promise he'll be nice.

[Winslow Leach]

Lefty pecks away on Tony's typewriter, one finger at a time.

Tony comes into the room.

Tony: What are you doing?

Lefty (without looking up) Playin' Scrabble...

Tony: Didn't I tell you not to play with that? That's a very expensive antique!

Lefty: Why doncha use a woid processor? Or a computer?

Tony: Because I like the typewriter! What are you doing anyway? Writing a letter to your parole officer?

Lefty: Fer your information, I'm writin' a play!

Tony: You're writing a play.

Lefty: Riiiiiiiight. Since ya won't put me in yours!

Tony: Lefty, I just put you in your very own play...even put your name in the title!

Lefty: Nah, dat was nothin'!

Tony: Nothing? You sang, you danced, you acted your little heart out...by the way, wonderful emotion in the scene where you're cradling the body of your wife...what more do you want?

Lefty: Dat was a ripoff, ya dumb slug! A ripoff! A ripoff of a how you say, pre-existing woik!

Tony: Don't call me a slug, you...you...ah, why do I waste my time?

Lefty: Slug, slug, slug, slug, slug, slug! Heh heh!

Tony yanks the sheet of paper out of the typewriter.

Lefty: Hey!

Tony (reads) "It was a dark and stormy night..." That's it? That's all you have?

Lefty: Hey, it took me two hours ta come up wit dat!

Tony: You're accusing me of ripoff. "It was a dark and stormy night" is one of the most cliched sentences ever!

Lefty: Whadda you know? Yer a simple, slimy garden slug!

The Newsman enters.

Tony: Hey, Newsie..."It was a dark and stormy night."

Newsie: Huh?

Tony: "It was a dark and stormy night."

Newsie: Aw, Tommy! I thought you were so much more original than that!

Newsie shakes his head.

Tony stares at Lefty, smiles, and hands him his paper back.

Tony: Go 'head, Hemingway. Please. Continue.

Lefty stares at the paper; he crumples it up.

Lefty: Maybe it ain't so good! But only 'cause he (referring to Newsie) said so!

Lefty puts a fresh sheet of paper in the typewriter; after a few moments of thinking, he begins to type with one finger...

Lefty: It...was...a...bright...and...sunny...morning...

[redBoobergurl]

*Red, Mokey and Abby come in soaking wet from playing outside*
Beth: How was the snow?
Red: Good
Mokey: Bert and Ernie came and played with us
Abby: Ernie started a snowball fight
Beth: Sounds fun. Why don't you guys go warm up with a bath and we'll drink hot chocolate
*they agree and leave the room*
Wanda: You just didn't want them getting wet things all over in here
Beth: You see right through me. Come on, let's get the cocoa ready

[Beakerfan]

Alex: *sets down her freshly strung guitar* Excuse me for a moment Janice..... *walks over to the trap door and opens it*

Janice: Uh-oh Floyd....

Floyd: Now he's gonna get it.....

Alex: *climbs down the ladder, into Tony's room* Oh, uh, excuse me guys..... I couldn't help overhearing your "conversation".... ahem..... Lefty, you are about to learn what happens to shifty little muppets when they call Tony a slug in such a degrading manner. *picks up Lefty, gives him an atomic wedgie, ties him in a knot, puts him in a box which she then tapes shut and wraps perfectly with a bow on top* Call him a slug will ya? You know, I don't usually mind, because I know it's a term of endearment. But I would suggest you be a bit more careful in your choice of words, Lefty my boy.

[Winslow Leach]

Tony watches Alex take care of Lefty in wonderment.

Tony: Wow!

Newsie: Aren't you going to help Lefty?

Tony: Of course not! That shifty little Muppet had it coming for so long!

Newsie: I can't watch!

Tony: Ooh! I don't think anyone has ever given Lefty an atomic wedgie before!

Newsie: Is it over?

Tony: Nope. Now Alex is tying him in a knot...

Newsie: Ooh!

Tony: ...now she's putting him in a box...wow...complete with wrapping and bow?

Newsie: How...fitting!

Tony: So neatly wrapped...you know...I think I'll mail him to Abu Dhabi.

Newsie: Is she finished?

Tony: Yeah, you can look now, it's over.

Newsie: Whew! Even though Lefty and myself have had our differences, I still don't think I could have watched that.

Tony (sighs) It was the most amazing thing!

Newsie: Huh?

Tony: I love Alex soooooo much! (sighs)

[The Count]

*Listening to MC Radio in the room down below... *Has a violent teary reaction to Honest Lullaby.
Count, placing his hand on my shoulder: Are you okay?
Me: Yeah... Haven't had a song affect me like that since "The Cat's In The Cradle" by Harry Chafen.

*Songs go by up the alphabet to J Jump.
Thanks Count... I'm feeling better now. Come on, let's take a look at some of those potential spooks just dying to get admitted to the castle.
*Leaves Uncle D to ghostialize with Van Neuter and Composta in Claudia's room while teasing her for fic updates between sips of green tea and dead man hands of their card game.

[WhiteRabbit]

Ailie: *returns from school cheerfully and switches the radio on to 105.3, blasting the classic rock and heavy metal at an earsplitting volume* Gawd, I love Fridays!

Jen: *headbanging* So do I!

Chamberlain: *trembles from the music while Jen, Kira, and Ailie rock out and goof around*

[The Count]

Hmmm... Dunno why there's a bad connection with our main MC online mailer system.
*TV turns on and Newsie delivers the following blurb...
*Electric Company theme finishes playing.
Newsman: Despite those upbeat lyrics, the Electric Company will "not" be bringing you the power.
*The newsroom suddenly blackens out around Newsie on the television screen as he is heard to stumble around for his bearings.

Well... That was weird. Oh well. *Goes back to resting up during the mini-vacay.

[Beauregard]

Bo: *receives a letter from Bobo*
Beau: *writes a letter to Bo*
Mildred: *writes a letter of retirement*
George: *sleeps*

[Katzi428]

Prairie: So Kath...you going bowling tomorrow?
Yeah...probably.Just one game though.
Prairie:Just one game? KATHY!I don't believe you! You haven't bowled since December!I've never known you to be a quitter!:mad:
Prairie...I'm not a quitter and you know that.
Prairie:OK..maybe 'quitter' was a strong word. I'm sorry.
It's OK.It's just that after a while I get dizzy and tired.
Prairie:Well...try not to overdo it.
Rosita:Yeah..the last thing you'd need to do is get sick in the bowling alley.Just do your best.You always tell me and Prairie that.
True.I'm going to bed.G'nite.
Prairie:Kath,wait...grabbing my pajama sleeve you're not angry with me are you?
Oh Prairie..of course not,silly!You just want me to do what's best for me right?
Prairie exhaling a sigh of reliefYes.You're like a big sister to me Rosita and Gaffer.We worry about you.
I'll be fine.kissing the top of her little blonde head Goodnight little sis.

[The Count]

... By popular demand, here's the current version of the dorms register, and additional B-Day listings. Hope this helps.
*Mutters about how we need a visual representation (map) of the building itself.

Muppet College Dorms Register.
Room #1: Eduardo (MC, The Count) and The Count von Count and Uncle Deadly: Senior Members.
Batty Bat and Fatatatita, The Count von Count's cat, also live with them in their room.

Room #2: Christine (MuppetGirl85) and Placido Flamingo, and Jeanette and Nelson the Mountie.

Room #3: Beth (redBoobergurl) and Abby Cadaby, Mokey Fraggle, Red Fraggle, and Wanda the Cat: Senior Members.
Lanford, Mokey's pet plant also lives with them in their room.
Wanda the Cat: Rowlf's Stories.
Book 1: Where Your Heart May Lead.
Book 2: The Tie That Binds.
Book 3: An Unbreakable Bond.
Book 4: In Love and Harmony.
Book 5: The Next Step.

Room #5: Kate (Fragglemuppet)and Gobo and Wembley Fraggles: Senior Members.

Room #6: Kathy (Katzi428) and Prairie Dawn, Rosita, and Gaffer: Senior Members.

Room #7: Erin (Muppet Newsgirl) and Scooter, Beige Fraggle, The Storyteller Fraggle and Nora: Senior Members.
Nora: A Little Knight Music.

Room #8: Peter (tvlistingman) and Baby Bear, Little Bird, and Zoe.
Ralphie, Baby Bear's parrot and Rocco, Zoe's rock also live with them in their room.

Room #9: Tony (Winslow Leach) and Crazy Harry, The Newsman, and Lefty the Salesman: Senior Members.

Room #11: "Bo" (MC, Beauregard) and Beauregard, George the Janitor, and Mildred Huxtetter: Senior Members.

Room #17: Ailie (White Rabbit) and Jen, Kira, Fizzgig, and Chamberlain.

Room #18: Layla (Leyla) and Hilda, Jimmy the Hillbilly Singer, Wanda, Robot Kermit, and Robot Piggy.

Room #19: Kim (Skeeter Muppet) and Boober, Gillis, Tosh, and Mimzy Fraggles, and The Beast: Senior Members.

Room #20: Catherine (Ruahnna) and Kermit The Frog, Miss Piggy, and Fozzie Bear.

Room #21: Gererd (G-Man) and Rizzo the Rat and Pepe the King Prawn: Senior Members.

Room #22: Claudia (BeakerSqueedom) and Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, Beaker, Dr. Phil Van Neuter, Composta Heap, and Blind Pew: Senior Members.

Room #23: Lisa (TogetherAgain) and The Swedish Chef, Rowlf The Dog, and Robin the Frog: Senior Members.

Room #24: Alex (Beakerfan) and Bean Bunny and Sweetums: Senior Members.

Room #25: Ryan (theprawncracker) and Link Hogthrob, Gonzo the Great, Camilla the Chicken, Clifford, and Sam the Eagle.
Senior Members.

Room #26: Kyle (Erine81981) and Bruce, Grover, Herry, and Murray Monsters, and Oscar The Grouch: Senior Members.

Room #27: Adam (gloat) and Boppity and Gloat.

Room #29: Bryan (Bear) and Aloysius "Snuffy" Snuffleupagus, Big Bird, Bert, Ernie, and Cookie Monster: Senior Members.
Bernice the Pigeon and Rubber Duckie also live with them in their room.


Birthday List.
Gobo Fraggle: January 10.
Mokey Fraggle: January 10.
Red Fraggle: January 10.
Wembley Fraggle: January 10.
Rubber Duckie: January 13.
Hilda: January 24.
Ernie: January 28.
Gillis Fraggle: January 30.
Mildred Huxtetter: January 30.
Gaffer: February 14.
Gererd: February 14.
Lefty the Salesman: February 26.
The Newsman: February 28.
The Storyteller Fraggle: February 28.
Janice: March 1.
Miss Piggy: March 5.
Catherine: March 5.
Clifford: March 8.
Zoe: March 10.
Dr. Phil Van Neuter: March 15.
Crazy Harry: March 19.
The Swedish Chef: March 19.
Big Bird: March 20.
Gloat: March 21.
The Beast: March 25.
Bean Bunny: March 26.
Lisa: March 30.
Boppity: April 4.
Murray Monster: April 4.
Kate: April 5.
Chamberlain: April 9.
Peter: April 12.
Beauregard: April 18.
Wanda: April 18.
Beige Fraggle: April 23.
Animal: April 24.
Rizzo the Rat: April 26.
Kathy: April 28.
Kim: May 1.
Boober Fraggle May 2.
Kermit The Frog: May 9.
Layla: May 18.
Fozzie Bear: May 25.
George the Janitor: May 25.
Oscar The Grouch: June 1.
Tosh Fraggle: June 4.
Sam the Eagle: June 14.
Floyd Pepper: June 17.
Blind Pew: July 10.
Jen: July 14.
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: July 16.
Gonzo the Great: July 16.
Bert: July 26.
Wanda the Cat: August 1.
Prairie Dawn: August 3.
Abby Cadaby: August 14.
Beaker: August 16.
Scooter: August 16.
Sweetums: August 16.
Alex: August 16.
Fizzgig: August 18.
Snuffy: August 19.
Kyle: August 19.
Claudia: August 28.
Herry Monster: August 31.
Mimzy Fraggle: September 4.
Composta Heap: September 17.
Rocco, Zoe's Rock: September 20.
Rowlf The Dog: September 24.
Ailie: October 2.
Pepe the King Prawn: October 4.
The Count von Count: October 9.
Robot Kermit: October 11.
Grover Monster: October 14.
Ryan: October 23.
Robin the Frog: October 25.
Adam: October 28.
Uncle Deadly: October 31.
Cookie Monster: November 2.
Erin: November 5.
Bruce Monster: November 10.
Matt "Bo": November 15.
Ralphie, Baby Bear's Parrot: November 20.
Baby Bear: November 22.
Nora: November 24.
Beth: November 25.
Link Hogthrob: November 26.
Jimmy the Hillbilly Singer: November 29.
Kira: December 3.
Camilla the Chicken: December 5.
Rosita: December 7.
Tony (WL): December 7.
Bryan: December 8.
Little Bird: December 17.
Robot Piggy: December 19.
Eduardo: December 20.

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Storyteller: And I suppose you'd like to explain where you've been, miss.
Erin: Storyteller, I told you, I was off in the Virgin Islands for a week, and pretty much incommunicado.
Storyteller: I don't believe you - for a woman who's been a week in the tropics, you're not tan at all.
Erin: I used lots of sunscreen and kept a hat on. I burn easily. So what have I missed?
Nora: We've got some new residents - Ailie and a group from The Dark Crystal.
Scooter: Yeah, there's Kira, Jen, Fizzgig and one of the Skeksis - the Chamberlain, I think.
Beige: He looks like that guy from Gorch - what's his name...
Scooter: Scred.
Erin: Well, we'll have to pop in and introduce ourselves.