Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester [Archive] - Page 65

Katzi428

02-10-2008, 09:22 PM

Winslow Leach

02-10-2008, 09:26 PM

Lefty enters the room, carrying a 10-gallon aquarium. Inside is his pet turtle.

Tony: Hey, Lefty, whatcha got there?

Lefty: My toitle.

Tony: Ah, yes.

Newsman: Is that...thing going to be living with us?

Lefty: Riiiiiiight, riiiiiiiight. Don't worry. He won't distoib ya. He'll be as quiet as a mouse.

Newsman: Well, he'd better be. I am a serious journalist. I need complete silence when I'm working on a story.

Huge explosion. Crazy Harry laughs like a loon.

Lefty: Heh heh heh. You tell 'im, Harry!

Crazy Harry: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Lefty: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!

Tony: Does your turtle have a name?

Lefty: Mr. Toitle.

Tony: Oh. Well. That's...that's original.

Lefty: Yeah. What'd ya expect? Maurice? Vinnie? He's a toitle, and he's a boy. Hence, Mr. Toitle. Get it?

Tony: Got it.

Lefty: Good.

Tony: Where are you going to put Mr. Turtle's tank?

Lefty: I'm glad ya asked, kid! C'mere!

Lefty leads Tony into the hall.

Lefty: I got dis table fer Mr. Toitle.

Tony: Wow. Solid oak. Where'd you get it?

Lefty: It fell off a truck.

Tony: Ah.

Lefty: Riiiiiiiight. Gimme a hand.

Tony and Lefty carry the table into their room. They place it in a corner. Lefty puts Mr. Turtle's tank on top.

Lefty: Dere ya go, Mr. Toitle! Hope ya like yer new home! Now if you'll excuse me--

Tony: Where are you going?

Lefty: I got a coupla golden AN's I hafta unload. Wanna come wit?

Tony: Where'd you get some golden AN's?

Tony & Lefty (together) They fell off a truck.

Lefty: Riiiiiiight, riiiiight! You're learnin', kid! Well, I'm gonna make like a banana, and split!

Lefty exits.

Tony: Geez, that guy's playing with dynamite...

Crazy Harry: Did somebody say dynamite ? !

Tony & Newsman: NO!

KA-BOOM!

Another of Crazy Harry's explosives go off. Harry laughs. Tony and the Newsman, covered in soot, look at each other, then at Harry, in exasperation.

Muppet Newsgirl

02-10-2008, 09:46 PM

Beige: Sorry, Ed, no one's working with any chocolate here. Shame, really.
Storyteller: Erin, it sounds like that cough of yours is coming back.
Erin: And I've got to do a story for the paper on flu season in the area.
Scooter: How appropriate...you can talk to my aunt, she's been laid up with a fever and a really bad cough.
Nora: And my psychopathic younger twin siblings have been sidelined with sneezes and sniffles. (raises eyes skyward) Thank you Lord. (lowers eyes) And Mrs. Farley insists on wearing a surgical mask and rubber gloves in the shop.
Erin: (scribbling notes) Nice, very nice. I'll give the health department a call tomorrow and then start canvassing the ailing.
Nora: And my dad won't go anywhere without hand sanitizer in his pockets.
Storyteller: And I heard something about a mild outbreak of Pebble Pox down in the Rock...Boober's going to be on the verge of panic.
Beige: (chuckle) Oh, Boober...(starts to sing) "They come from the east...they come from the west..."
Scooter: "They're coming to get you when you wake and when you rest..."
Beige: "They come from the front...they come from the rear..."
Scooter: "They're coming to get you and they don't know any fear..."
Both: "It's wrigglin' and raging, its name is contagion, look how it wriggles and squirms - it wriggles and squirms - I'm talkin' bout germs!"

Erine81981

02-10-2008, 09:50 PM

Oh goodie! Thanks Kathy. Can't wait! Now i hope to hear from Claudia. This is going to be one awsome weekend! *dances back to my room*

Bruce: You to be happy.

Yep. *still dancing around*

Bruce: What for?

I asked Claudia and she said yes. Just waiting for Kathys answer. *keeps dancing around the room* I think it's time for a little song. Hit it!

Bruce: Oh no. *slaps forehead*

(music starts up)

Me: Listen to the music, how it makes you feel good
If you feel like singing, sing
Listen to the music, get the feeling real good
Come on, let your voices ring

La la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la la – la la
La, la la la la la
La la la la la Yea! (That's nice!)

Muppet Bear: *comes in playing a sax*

Me: Listen to the music, don’t it make you happy?
If you feel like dancing, dance
If you really dig it, come on, make it snappy
Shake it up, and move your pants

A few Animals pop up and start singing with me

Me and a few Animals: La la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la la – la la
La, la la la la la
La la la la la

*starts scatting*

Me: Listen to the music, how it makes you feel good
If you feel it, give me a sign
Sing and dance along, you get the feeling real good
And we’ll all be feelin’ fine

Me and the Animals: La la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la la – la la
La, la la la la la
La la la la la

(Me: (spoken) Come on again. I want you to sing it!

Me and the Animals: La la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la la – la la
La, la la la la la
La la la la la

(Me: (spoken) Come on guys. Keep going now! Ready?

Me and the Animals: La la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la la – la la
La, la la la la la
La la la la la

(Me: (spoken) Come on ya'll. Don't any of ya'll stop!

Me and the Aniamls: La la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la la – la la
La, la la la la la
La la la la la

(music fads)

Katzi428

02-10-2008, 11:33 PM

sigh..tossing and turning in bed
Prairie comes in, turns my lamp on, shuts the door and sits on my bed You feel okay,Kath?
Just nervous about Tuesday's appointment. Prairie,what if something's wrong?
Prairie:I'm sure there's not. Otherwise your doctor would have called you before Tuesday.And even if there is,I'm sure you'll get the best of care.Try not to worry yourself too much or you'll get yourself sick.You don't want that.Neither do I,Rosita or any of or other friends in the dorms.Want a glass of warm milk?
All right.
Prairie:I'll get it for you.Meanwhile think happy thoughts.Like about Lefty and his animal buddy Mr. Toitle?;)
giggle All right. You know,in a way Lefty has a tough side but when it comes to animals he's a softy.Just don't tell him I said that.
Prairiesoftly imitating Lefty:Riiigghhtt Kath....

The Count

02-11-2008, 06:43 AM

Urgh... Gotta get that assignment done today. At least I got internet connection reestablished.

*Delivery bat leaves a sardine ice cream sundae at Oscar's trashcan, sent care of NPR, from Cookie Monster and Elizabeth Blair.

BeakerSqueedom

02-11-2008, 02:13 PM

Beauregard

02-11-2008, 02:40 PM

Bo: *looks under the sofa* I could've sworn I heard growling from under here...
Beau: *looks in the fridge* Is there any animals in here?
Mildred: *checks knitting* Did you hear that?
George: *under the sofa* GRRRRRR! I'm STUCK!

BeakerSqueedom

02-11-2008, 07:39 PM

I'll be right back guys. I have to go ask some beautiful ladies to the awards this coming weekend. *zips off out the door* Ok first. *knocks on Kathy's door* Hello there Kathy. How are you feelings? I understand. Now since Alex has been asked already i'm going to ask for you to be my date to the awards this weekend. So would you go with me? Oh and i'll also be asking someone else too. So just let me know. Talk to you later.

*zips off again* Ok now to the other one. *knocks on Claudia's door* Hey Bunsan. Hows things going in the lab? *notices Beaker on the couch with an ice pack on his head* Hey Beaker. Sorry about the wrestling thing. Hope you get to feeling better. *clicks tounge over at Dr. Neuter* Hey! ;) Oh yea. Almost forgot why i came here. Is Claudia here? She is? Good. I need to ask her something. Hi Claudia. Hows it been with living with these weird scientist? Yea i understand. So i was going to ask Alex to go to the awards before she got asked but i figured since you haven't been asked i would ask you. So would you like to come with me and Kathy to the awards this weekend? I also asked her too.

Claudia:
Oops!
I did not notice you come in!
Oh, well, I'm going with someone else!
Thanks for asking, Kyle!
(Hugs)

Right, Bunsen?

Bunsen:
Mm-hmm.

Claudia:
(Offers Kyle a plate of cookies)
Hope you don't mind.

Bunsen:
Pass me the..

Claudia:
(Passing him a flask, it randomly explodes)
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
NO CHEMICAL-FILLED FLASKS AT THE AWARDS, OK?

Bunsen:
Understood.

Katzi428

02-11-2008, 07:42 PM

Claudia:
Turtleeee!

Dr. Van Neuter:
Claudia, don't pet the turtle.
Germs, much?

Claudia:
It's Mr. Turtle!
I must go...pet...it.
(Goes over to Tony's room)
Must...pet...turtle....I love...animals.

Beaker:
Meep!

Bunsen:
She did not ask you to tag along, so you may stay here.
Besides, you still need to hop into the Minimize Machine!

Beaker:
Meeppp!
(Prays as he is stuffed into the machine)
Uh Claudia?I wouldn't want to ask Lefty to pet his toitle.. er.. turtle...if I were you.He might charge you some money.He used to charge a nickel for stuff.Now I think the price might've gone up. You know...with inflation & everything?

Winslow Leach

02-11-2008, 07:43 PM

Knock on door. Tony opens it.

Oh hey, Claudia. I bet you're here to see Mr. Turtle, right? Kathy and Prairie seem to like him. Lefty's not here, he's out on...er..."business," but you can come in and take a look at him, if you'd like.

BeakerSqueedom

02-11-2008, 07:46 PM

Claudia:
(Skips away to Tony's room)
Mr. TOIT- I mean, Mr. turtle!
Kathy, the name is rubbing up on me too!

Beaker:
Meee mee mee!
(Trying to drag Claudia away from Tony's room)
HMPH!

Claudia:
You're still on about that?

Beaker:
Meep.

Claudia:
Don't call him that.

Beaker:
Mee, mee mee mee!

Bunsen:
Beakie, what a foul mouth you have!

Beaker:
Hmph.

Winslow Leach

02-11-2008, 07:51 PM

Hey, what did Beaker just call me? I don't understand meep, but from the tone of his voice, it didn't sound very pleasant...

Anyway, you can feed Mr. Turtle if you'd like, Claudia. His food is over by the tank.

(mutters, after Beaker)

Why that little carrot-topped...

Erine81981

02-11-2008, 08:03 PM

That will be fine, Claudia. Glad to know that Kathy will be coming with me. Whoopie!

Grover: Who will be going with us?

You'll be coming with me and Kathy, Prairie and Rosita and everyone else here.

Grover: Can i bring my mommy?

Sure thing Grover. Everyone can come.

Grover: I will go call her right now. *runs off to the phone*

Herry: Good. I can ask Rosita too. Can you get my tie and cullings iron?

Sure Herry. I need to get my tux ready too.

Murray: I hope my parents can make it. I hope i win something.

Big Bird: I hope Snuffy wins something.

Snuffy: And i hope you win something Bird.

Cookie M: All me care about is "cookies!" *gobbles up a box full of them*

The Count

02-11-2008, 08:03 PM

*Huge smile.
UD: And what are you smiling about?
Me: That post by Kathy shows she's been keeping up with dorm news.
Course, I still have stuff to get done tomorrow... But that did put a nice little bright spot in my night.
Maybe I should send her the MUP3 of her siggy song.

BeakerSqueedom

02-11-2008, 08:03 PM

Beaker:
Meeep?

Claudia:
(Carries Beaker)
Gonna go down to Tony's level now?

Beaker:
(Tries to do a naughty gesture to Tony but is prevented from doing so due to Claudia's demented glare)
Mee...
(Sighs)

Bunsen:
Your words are so prickly!
Very unlike you Beaker, I must say.

Claudia:
That's 'cause you put him into that machine earlier.
The side-effect might have had a connection to giving him an extremely high sensitivty level to his own emotions.

Bunsen:
Ah, so he is prone to being (even more) sentient emotionally?

Claudia:
Yup.
Way to go, Bunnie.

Bunsen:
Please, call me Bunsen.
I tire of the baby names.

Claudia:
But...but...
(Eyes well up with tears)
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!

Bunsen:
Don't you cry, don't you cry!
(Panics)

Beaker:
(Tries to scramble out of her grip)

Bunsen:
Ooohhh...

Claudia:
(Looks demonic)
I LIKE Bunnie!
ME CALL YOU BUNNIE!
OK?

Bunsen:
Y-yes, o-of course!

Claudia:
Good, man!

Yes, I'll feed Mr. Toitle.

Bunsen:
Ahem, turtle.

Claudia:
RAAAAAAAAWWWRR!

Bunsen:
...Mmmm well, you ARE saying it correctly.
Just with an accent--that's all.
Don't mind this undeserving scientist with his corrective ramblings...

Beaker:
(Glares at Tony)

Winslow Leach

02-11-2008, 08:28 PM

Lefty comes in, despondent.

Lefty: I can't believe dat guy stood me up! I got him dose boids he wanted, and he didn't even show! Dat crum-bum!

(Lefty sees Claudia feeding Mr. Turtle)

Lefty: Hey! What are ya doin' ta Mr. Toitle? Who said ya could--

(Claudia turns. Lefty is immediately love-struck. He staggers backward dramatically, clutching his chest)

Lefty: Be still my heart! Who...who are you ? !

Tony: Er, Lefty this is--

Lefty: SHHHHHHHHHHH! Wait! Don't tell me! It's...Jen! No, wait! Betsy! No, no! Moitle? Nah, dat's not it...Prunella!

Tony: Actually it's Claudia.

Lefty: Claudia! Dat was gonna be my next guess, riiiiight, riiiiight!

Tony: Claudia, I think you know Lefty, but here he is again.

Lefty (takes Claudia's hand and kisses it) Charmed, I'm sure!

Tony: Hang on! (Tony looks at Claudia's hand) Okay. I just wanted to be sure he didn't steal any of your rings.

Lefty: What da ya take me fer? A common teef?

Tony: Hey, you said it!

Lefty: Naw, naw...I'm a businessman! Hey, Claudia...do ya like boids? I got a bunch a boids out in dere cages. If ya want I kin get ya one. Fer a nickel. Riiight. But fer youse...three cents!

Katzi428

02-11-2008, 08:43 PM

phone rings in Room 6
Rosita picking the phone up:Hello?...Oh hi Herry!How are you?...I'm fine,gracias! ...well sure I'd love to go! Kathy said she was going with Kyle and Claudia if Claudia was going.And Prairie's going too....yes,this'll be fun!...OK Herry adios!...*she hangs up the phone.*Herry asked me to the awards ceremony!
Great!
Prairie:Yeah...great. I don't have a date though!
Prairie..we're all going just as friends.Don't be upset,all right? Tomorrow we'll go shopping for dresses.
Prairie cheering up OK..sounds fun.
That's the spirit!

BeakerSqueedom

02-11-2008, 09:05 PM

Bunsen:
(Acts oblivious to the whole scene, giddily gives the turtle a light pet on the head)
Claudia, don't you get distracted now.
Feed the little turtle.
Poor thing looks so famished.

Claudia:
Prunella?
Bunnie, do I look like a Prunella...?

Bunsen:
Didn't know names had to match with faces.
You're quite the eccentric type!
Look at the time!
We must go...
Bye bye, everyone!

Much to do, so little time!

Beaker:
(Balls up a fist and punches Tony)

Claudia:
EEEE!

Bunsen:
It's only a side-effect, Claudia.
He'll be less violent when the clock strikes twelve!

Claudia:
What time is it now?

Bunsen:
Exactly 10:55!

Beaker:
(Pulling Tony's hair)

Claudia:
Business man who gets everything from a truck?
(Smiles cheesily)

Thanks, but no thanks.
Here's 50 cents for free.
(Hands it to him)

Dr. Van Neuter:
Like, I needed those for the vending machine!

Claudia:
(Glares)

Dr. Van Neuter:
Oh, look!
I have money!
(Laughs nervously)
Ooohh Compostaaaa!

Composta:
What you do to my Pumpkin?

Claudia:
Nothing, Mrs. Neuter!
Honest I did nothin'!

Composta:
Pumpkin be so mean to Claudia?
(Drags him by the ear)

Dr. Van Neuter:
Honeybun, no!
It was her fault!
Like, sweetie, listen to meeeee...
(Voice fades as he is dragged away)

Claudia:
(Does a Dr. Evil pose)
It's a hardknock life.
Can you dig it?

Beaker:
(Plucks a hair from Tony's eyebrow)

Bunsen:
Lefty, where'd you get such excellent mercha-

The gang:
Fell off a truck.

Bunsen:
Ooohhh.

Claudia:
(Suddenly hears Kathy)
Not gonna go.
So Kyle's all yours, gal!
I'm going with Bunsen!

But we are still gonna meet.
Promise you that!

Winslow Leach

02-11-2008, 09:16 PM

Tony: Ow! Beaker! Knock it off! Bunsen! Oof! He keeps...ow...hitting me!

Lefty: Hey Claudia, check dis out! Maestro!

(Music begins, as Lefty swings/sways)

Lefty:

How would you like to buy an O,
Circular and sweet,
A nearly poifect coicle,
La la la la laaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
And it'll cost ya...nuthin'!

Dat's right! Dis poifect O will cost ya nothin', Claudia, it's my gift to youse! Well, for tree cents. Ta cover my end of da bargain. I gotta make some kinda profit!

BeakerSqueedom

02-11-2008, 09:20 PM

Claudia:
O_o
NocandoLeftygottago!
Let's GO Bunsen!
We've taken up too much time in here.
He's starting to sing...and make things free!
It's the apocalypse, I tell you!
Beaker is plucking Tony's eyebrow!
OH GOSH!
(Runs out of the room with Bunsen at hand)

Beaker:
(Creeps up on Tony, until...)

Claudia:
(Returns for Beaker and runs)
THE WORLD IS GONNA END!

Bunsen:
Finally.
That Lefty was irksome.

Winslow Leach

02-11-2008, 09:26 PM

Tony does his patented Charlton Heston in "Planet of the Apes" impression...

This room is a MADHOUSE! A MADHOUSE!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

(falls to his knees)

Out! Everybody out! I need to work, and I need QUIET!

Beakerfan

02-11-2008, 09:34 PM

Alex: *kneels and knocks on her floor*

Sweetums: What are you doing?

Alex: *motions for him to wait and be quiet* *yells to the floor* Tony! You DO realize whom you're rooming with? There's no way you're gonna get some quiet.....

Sweetums: I don't get it.....

Alex: *rolls eyes* His room is directly below mine.... he can hear me through the floor.

Sweetums: Oh cool! Let me try! *stomps on the floor* Hey Tony! *stomps again* *his foot goes through* Oops.....

BeakerSqueedom

02-11-2008, 09:45 PM

Claudia:
Sweetums, did you poke a hole through the cieling again?
(Goes back into Tony's room)
Having a Kermit moment, Tony?

Winslow Leach

02-11-2008, 09:47 PM

Tony looks up, as pieces of ceiling rain down on his face. He does a slow burn...

Tony (spits a piece of ceiling out of his mouth) P-tooey! (regains composure) Oh, hey Alex! How are ya? Sorry about the noise. Had a little Kermit moment there, heh heh. Um...so, do you have your dress for the awards, yet?

BeakerSqueedom

02-11-2008, 09:49 PM

Dr. Van Neuter:
Yeah, I gave her the dress.
Took me such a LONG time to knit!

Bunsen:
You knit?
How surprising!

Dr. Van Neuter:
(Looks bashful)
Oh...really?

Claudia:
(Rolls eyes)

Beakerfan

02-11-2008, 09:55 PM

Alex: *whispering* Sweetums get your foot out of there!

Sweetums: *trying to whisper* It's a little stuck....

Alex: *tugging at Sweetums foot*

Sweetums: *his foot pops out*

Alex: *looking through the hole* Sorry about this Tony.... we'll get Biff and Sully over to fix it..... Yeah, Phil made my dress for me! It's quite pretty.....

Winslow Leach

02-11-2008, 10:06 PM

I can't wait to see it, Alex! A Van Neuter of Paris Original, eh?

Oh, don't worry about the ceiling. I'm used to having things...er...drop on my head...

(another chunk of ceiling hits Tony on the head)

See? I'm quite used to it.

(sings)

I'm singin' in the rain,
Just singin' in the raaaaaain...

(more ceiling falls)

Oooh! It's snowing! Oh boy!

(sings)

Walking in a winter wonderland....

BeakerSqueedom

02-11-2008, 10:12 PM

Dr. Van Neuter:
Thank you, doll.
Alex, you know what to do.
Just strut your stuff in that dazzling dress of yours!

Beaker:
(Snickers at Tony)
Meep.

Bunsen:
She'll look very beautiful, I'm sure.
What with her blue eyes and porcelien skin...

Claudia:
Yup!

Bunsen:
(Chuckles)

Winslow Leach

02-11-2008, 10:14 PM

Bunsen, there's no way Alex can not look beautiful!

Katzi428

02-11-2008, 10:18 PM

peeking head out of doorNeed a hat & cane to go with your singing & dancing Tony?Actually maybe a hard hat!

going into own song & dance
:sing: It's raining ceiling...hallelujah!....:sing:
Prairie:Kath EEE! Would you get your butt back in here?Sheesh!:rolleyes:

Winslow Leach

02-11-2008, 10:22 PM

Lefty (gestures with head) Hey kid, kid! C'mere!

Tony: What do you want?

(Lefty takes Tony aside and speaks quietly to him)

Lefty: Ya gotta help me wit dat goil.

Tony: Who? Claudia?

Lefty: SHHHHHHHHH! Riiiiight, riiiiiight. Ya gotta tell her I like her!

Tony: Why don't you tell her?

Lefty: I'm too noivous!

Tony: You're nervous?

Lefty: SHHHHHHHHH! Riiiiiiight!

Tony: Lefty, you'd sell bananas to monkeys! You mean to tell me you're afraid to approach a girl, and ask her out?

Lefty: 'Ey, look who's talkin'. I seems ta remember dis guy who looked very much like you moanin' about dat goil what lives above us not too long ago.

Tony: What do you want me to say?

Lefty: Just ask her...um...just ask her if she likes...doin' stuff.

Tony: If she likes...doin' stuff?

Lefty: Yeah!

Tony: You sure that's what you want me to say? Nothing else?

Lefty: Nah. Ask her if she likes doin' stuff. Dat's what youse call poitry.

Tony: Okay...(walks to Claudia) Hey Claudia. Do you like doing stuff?

Winslow Leach

02-11-2008, 10:24 PM

Yeah, Kathy! I think a hard hat would be more appropriate!

Katzi428

02-11-2008, 10:29 PM

Yeah, Kathy! I think a hard hat would be more appropriate!
Thought so!

Winslow Leach

02-11-2008, 10:31 PM

Thought so!

Righto!;)

Katzi428

02-11-2008, 10:39 PM

Righto!;)
Riiigghht! (sorry ...I couldn't resist!.BTW...thanks a PILE! NOW I can't get Lefty's little opening music when he approaches Ernie or "Would You Like To Buy An O?" out of my head!
It's OK though.)

BeakerSqueedom

02-11-2008, 10:50 PM

Claudia:
O_o Yeah, Tony, I like doing stuff.
Er...do you?

Bunsen:
(Notices a stain on his lab coat)
(Scratches at it)

Beaker:
(In Alex's room)
(Takes her into his arms)
Meee meee mee.
(Translation: Leave this bozo, LOL)
Mee mee mee mee....

Bunsen:
(Observes Lefty for a bit)

The Count

02-11-2008, 11:13 PM

Winslow Leach

02-12-2008, 06:59 AM

Riiigghht! (sorry ...I couldn't resist!.BTW...thanks a PILE! NOW I can't get Lefty's little opening music when he approaches Ernie or "Would You Like To Buy An O?" out of my head!
It's OK though.)

Er...sorry about that, Kathy! Lefty seems to have come equipped with his own theme music, and the backing track to "Would You Like to Buy an O."

Winslow Leach

02-12-2008, 07:03 AM

Tony: Yes, Claudia. I like doing stuff, too.

Silence. Tony goes back to Lefty, who speaks to him confidentially.

Lefty: What'd she say?

Tony: Um, she likes doing stuff, too.

Lefty: I knew it! (pause) Okay.

Tony: Okay what?

Lefty: Hang on, I'm tinkin'...uhhhh...oh! Ask her if she likes da letter O.

Tony: This is getting ridicu--

Lefty: Just do it, Shakespeare!

Tony goes to Claudia.

Tony: Hey Claudia, do you like the letter O?

Winslow Leach

02-12-2008, 07:09 AM

*Meanwhile...
UD, skulking about: You know Alex... You could have a trap door with secret ladder installed. That way you could sneak off in the middle of the night to Tony's room. That's what this place needs around this time of year given that the pig and frog are absent amours.
*Thinks fondly of his own dragonness darling.

Hmmmm...Uncle Deadly has a wonderful idea...

(looks up)

Hey Alex, what do you think? Would you like a trap door installed? I mean, there already is quite a sizeable hole in my ceiling, anyway.

Beauregard

02-12-2008, 07:51 AM

Beau: *fixing the light*
Bo: *washing hands*

*later*

Bo: *electructed*
Beau: *washing hands*

redBoobergurl

02-12-2008, 08:08 AM

Beth: Ahhh, Valentine's Day
Red: Seems like a pretty stupid holiday to me
Mokey: She's just bitter because Gobo hasn't been around lately
Red: Am not!
Abby: Who's Gobo?
Mokey: He's another Fraggle and Red has a crush on him
Red: No I don't!
Wanda: Sure sounds like you do to me
Red: I do not have time for this nonsense, I'm going to the pool *storms off*
Beth: She'll change her tune eventually
Mokey: She always does

The Count

02-12-2008, 08:15 AM

*Hearing Red storm off... Yeah, especially should a certain Fraggle move back in. But I'm not saying anything else until it becomes official.

BeakerSqueedom

02-12-2008, 12:00 PM

Claudia:
The Muppetcast...
The awards?
Sounds ok, I guess.

Beaker:
Meep!
(Excited)

Claudia:
(Shrugs)
(Scribble, scribble)

The Count

02-12-2008, 01:04 PM

Aw... Come on Squeekers, it'll be hosted and presented by Steve and Prawny and moiself. Sure hope the trophies are finished, even that secret one for...
Count: Shhhhh.
Me: Riiiiight.

Fragglemuppet

02-12-2008, 02:23 PM

*A familiar figure walks slowly towards the building, carrying a bag on each arm. With some difficulty, she maneuvers the bags in order to open the door. Once inside, she asks in a quiet voice,* Gobo? Wembly? Are you here?
Gobo: We're right here.
Wembly: Yep, right here!
Good, then we're all set to move in?
Wembly: Well, I know I'm all set. How 'bout you Gobo?
Gobo: Yeah, all set. Say Kate, when you sent us the postcard telling us you were coming back, you said we were gonna be in a different room, but you didn't say where.
I hadn't made my mind up yet, but I've made my decision, and I think you're going to like it!
Wembly: Oh boy! Where is it?
Well, I think I'll keep it a surprise for now. In a few minutes Ed should be here, and then you'll find out where we'll be and who our new neighbors are. *rings the bell*

redBoobergurl

02-12-2008, 02:28 PM

*Red pokes her head around the corner and notices Wembley and Gobo standing with Kate*
Red: I wonder if Mokey knew about this? Maybe that's why they were teasing me this morning! I can't believe that Gobo is back!
*dashes back to her room*

BeakerSqueedom

02-12-2008, 02:29 PM

Claudia:
FRAGGIEEE!
(Zooms away from her room)

Bunsen:
Let's give them our heartfelt greetings!
Come along, Beakie!

Beaker:
(Follows)

Dr. Van Neuter:
I'll be right there!

Fragglemuppet

02-12-2008, 02:41 PM

*Gobo doesn't see Red considering him*
Gobo: I wonder if Red's still here.
Well, you'll just have to wait to find out.
*hears Claudia just before she is crashed into by said weirdo( Oof! Hi Squeaky! Good ta see ya! Who are you rooming with? Oh, Bunsen and Beaker? I can here them now. Hello gentlemen. It's a pleasure! I'm Kate, or Fraggie, this is Gobo, and this is Wembly.
Gobo: Hi, nice to meet you?
Wembly: Hi!

BeakerSqueedom

02-12-2008, 03:00 PM

Dr. Van Neuter:
Hiya, weirdoes!

Claudia:
We'll chat here with yah until Eddie comes back.

Bunsen:
Just a word of precaution to you all.
Careful of where you step!
You never know what may happen.
You see, nothing is ever predictable around here.

For now you are under our safet-

Claudia:
Bunsen, what the heck?
Why is Beaker on fire again?

Beaker:
MEEEEWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(Trying to put out the fire by rolling all over the place)

Bunsen:
On second thought...
you all would be a little safer without us!

Dr. Van Neuter:
That was the meeping wonder?
I thought that was a ball of over-sized marshmellow flailing about.

Bunsen:
Well, the machine must have turned him into one.
Sadly, where there is a marshmellow, there's a sudden combustion---just for the humor of it all.

Tsstsst!

Claudia:
(Gets the fire extinguisher)
Doo doo...dooo...dooo...

Bunsen:
You smell delicious, Beakie!

Beaker:
(Twitches)

Fragglemuppet

02-12-2008, 03:15 PM

And Dr. Phill van Neuter, too? How nice!
Gobo: What's that thing on the floor doing?
Wembly: I don't know, but it seems kinda dangerous!
Oh, you'll get used to it. In the meantime, just be carefull, I guess.

Muppet Newsgirl

02-12-2008, 03:53 PM

Beige: What's going on?
Erin: (hammering away at flu story for paper) Scooter, want to go check?
Scooter: Sure. (departs)
Nora: I've got this huge paper due for history, and I've got a bad case of writer's block.
Storyteller: Oh, dear...get Erin to lend you a sledgehammer or something.
Beige: And she can't make anything up - that's what we used to do down in the Cave.
Scooter: (returning) It's Kate, Gobo and Wembley. They're back in the dorms!
Erin: (lifting hands from keyboard) All right! I was wondering where they'd gone.
Nora: Are we going to drop in and say hello?
Storyteller: Oh, we must, and I'll bring by a nice big Doozer stick crunch cake, and a copy of that one story Wembley liked, and...

The Count

02-12-2008, 03:54 PM

*Note: Move in downstairs... Won't be back till late tonight.
Ed.

redBoobergurl

02-12-2008, 04:21 PM

*Red comes back into room 3 and goes to start fixing her hair*
Mokey: Why are you fixing your hair? Usually you don't pay any attention to your hair
Red: Um, I just felt like it and it was all wet and stringy from the pool
Beth: Hey guys did you hear Gobo, Wembley and Kate are back?
Wanda: That's why Red's fixing her hair!
Red: It is NOT
Mokey: Oh, I must go say hello to them! I have missed them greatly! *runs to go find them*
Beth: Red, it's ok if you like Gobo and it's ok if you don't. Ok?
Red *sighs*: Ok. Thanks.

Fragglemuppet

02-12-2008, 05:13 PM

Well, it seems Ed has left and won't be back 'til tonight. Look, here's the note he left for us, and here's the key to our room.
Wembly: hboyohboyohboy! I can't wait!
Gobo: Yeah, it's pretty exciting, eh? But gee Wembly, anyone'd think you'd never been here before.
Well, I'm excited too. Well, this way gentlemen!
*the three walk into the common room, and ride down the furnace elevator to the basement. They walk over to room 5 and open the door.*
Alright, Ed isn't here, so I'll give you the stationary tour. Next door on our left, we have Beth, Red, Mokey, Abbey Cadabey and Wanda the Cat in room 3.
Wembly: Oh yeah, I remember them. Well I mean, I already knew Red and Mokey, but... Gobo?
Gobo: *nearly speechless* Red?
*innocently* Yes, Red is one of our next-door neighbors...*
Wembly: Is anything wrong Gobo?
Gobo: *recovering* No, why should there be anything wrong? I've lived with Red most of my life, even when we lived here the last time. It'll be fun, eh Wembly?
Wembly: *looking doubtfully at Gobo* Sure Gobo, it'll be great.
Me: *clearing throat* Anyway, next to us on our other side, we have Erin, Norah, Scooter, Beige Fraggle from Fraggle Cave, and Madam Storyteller Fraggle in room 7.
Wembly: Oh boy, I remember them. I mean...
Yes Wembly, I get it. Well then, now that we know where we are, let's go in, shall we?
*I unlock the door, and we go in.* Now, we'll need to set up some place for us to sleep tonight.
Gobo: I've got that covered for me and Wembly. *from a backpack which I didn't notice he was carying 'til now, he pulls out two bundles of ropes, which he soon works into two hamicks for the fraggles. We set them up in bunkbed style, one about a foot above the other, on one wall of the room.*
Now, for me. *pulls out celphone and dials number given to her by a friend earlier* Hello, is this the Muppets 'n Things furniture Supply Company? Good. *I give a list of things that I need.* Alright, we should be all set soon. In the meantime, since there's nothing much to do in our room anyway, why don't we just walk around and see who we can see.Wembly: Sounds good to me.
Gobo: Great! Let's go.

BeakerSqueedom

02-12-2008, 05:19 PM

Bunsen:
Quite spectacular, isn't it?

Claudia:
(Gasps)
It's beautiful!

Beaker:
(Nods)
Meep.

Dr. Van Neuter:
Who knew something so freaky can be so pretty?

(The four are viewing a pulsing eggplant)

Claudia:
I'll be your mom!
(Carries the eggplant)

Bunsen:
I'll be the witty uncle!

Dr. Van Neuter:
I'll be the guy that sits in the corner; having nothing to do with this.

Beaker:
Meep meeep.

Eggplant:
(Thump, thump)

Bunsen:
Coochie-coochie-coOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!
(Finds himself in the mouth of the man-eating eggplant)

Claudia:
NOOOO!
Let go of the nerd, EGGPLANT!
He's MINE!

Eggplant:
FEED ME, SEYMOUR!
FEED ME!

Claudia:
I'm not Seymour!
Gosh, quit it, ok?
(Gets a giant pan for the giant eggplant)
Get in, SWEETIE!

Eggplant:
No....no...you can't!

Bunsen:
The agony of it all!
I'm in great pain and all you can do is...Oh...
Is that a quarter?

Claudia:
(Forces the eggplant into the pan)
(A violent aftermath involving a knife and lots of steam)

---

Bunsen:
Ranch please?

Claudia:
Ok, here yah go!

Bunsen:
Thank you.

Dr. Van Neuter:
Who knew steamed vegetables tasted so good?

Beaker:
Meep meep meep!

Bunsen:
You've said it, Beakie!

Muppet Newsgirl

02-12-2008, 05:34 PM

Scooter: There will now be a moment of silence for that eggplant.

(moment of silence)

Beige: What are they called in England? Courgettes?
Nora: No, that's zucchini.
Beige: Oh. So what's the eggplant called?
Erin: It's called an aubergine.
Scooter: Now it's called dinner.
Storyteller: (removing Doozer stick crunch cake from oven) And speaking of dinner, I'm going to make a lovely, nutritious rubberweed casserole with lima bean sauce and...(sees others beating a hasty retreat) Get back here, you four!

Beakerfan

02-12-2008, 05:36 PM

Alex: *walking through the hallways absent-mindedly*

Bean: What's she doing?

Sweetums: She's brainstorming.

Alex: *walks into a wall*

Sweetums: Maybe she's just storming....

Bean: About what?

Sweetums: For her story. She said she doesn't like what she wrote in the last chapter.

Bean: *sniffs the air* I smell..... I smell...... *walks towards Claudia's room*

Sweetums: *sniffs the air* I don't smell anything.

Bean: *bursts into Claudia's room with a crazy look in his eye* EGGPLANT! *grabs a fork and knife* COME TO PAPA!

BeakerSqueedom

02-12-2008, 05:43 PM

Bunsen:
Thank you for the sympathy, Erin.
He would have made a great....something.

Claudia:
WHAT STORY?
Is it...THE story?
Theoneinwhichyouabandoned?

Bunsen:
Hopefully she'll return to it!

Beaker:
MEEEP?
(Feels his love for her blossom even more)
MEeeeeeee....

Dr. Van Neuter:
Something is hopping our way!

Claudia:
Something...

Beaker:
Meee meeep...

Bunsen:
Something awfully cute.

Claudia:
Guys, HIDE THE VEGETABLES!

Bunsen:
Ah, too late.
Would you like some, Mr. Bean?

Beakerfan

02-12-2008, 05:50 PM

Bean: *tounge hanging out* Yeahyeahyeah! Eggplant! Yumyum!

Sweetums: Sorry guys. I dunno what got into him... Oh, The Isle? No, I don't think she plans to work on that anytime soon. She says the story she's working on right now isn't about Muppets, but it's inspired by her friends at MC. I also heard her say that she won't be ready to let you guys read it for a little while, because she wants to really get things going with it first. But I think she has big plans for it. She's already decided where you're going to come in......

BeakerSqueedom

02-12-2008, 06:09 PM

Bunsen:
(Serves him a generous portion in a crimson bowl)
Remember your manners.
I really do understand, Sweetums.
It's only natural that Mr. Bean get that sudden hype in the presence of veggies.

If not, something would be terribly wrong.

Beaker:
Meep, mee mee mee?
Meee...

Bunsen:
That is a-okay.
Don't let the blues hit you too hard.
Not all novels should revolve around us, Beakie!
Just be pleased of the mere fact she's got your name in hers over at MC.

Beaker:
(Blushes)
Meep.
(Nods)
Meeeep!

Bunsen:
How very kind of you.

Beaker:
(Nods)
Mee mee mee.

Claudia:
What?
(Runs out of the room, only to pounce on the inspired Alex)
You must tell me...
You must tell me...
You must tell me...

Dr. Van Neuter:
I don't think she's prone to that voodoo stuff.

Claudia:
Shush.
It's not voodoo...
It's hypnot-

Dr. Van Neuter:
Voodoo.

Claudia:
Whatever.
Aleeeeexxxxxxxx...

Bunsen:
It's quite obvious she isn't going to tell you.

Claudia:
(Dangles a cookie over Alex)
For free if you tell me!

Bunsen:
(Slaps forehead)

Beakerfan

02-12-2008, 06:19 PM

Bean: Thank you, Mr. Honeydew.

Alex: *realizes she has been pounced upon* Wha- Hi Claudia! Yes, I'm writing a story, and a bunch of the characters are inspired by people at MC. Including you. I will tell you more later. It's going to be a loooooong story though, so I want to get more written before I let you read it.

BeakerSqueedom

02-12-2008, 06:23 PM

Claudia:
O-ok...
(Gets off her)
You...you can have the cookie. X)
For free.

Bunsen:
Good!
Never rush good literature.

Claudia:
(Twitches)
I must know more.

Bunsen:
No need to be that way.
Here, this will make you less anxious.
(Gives her her teddy bear)

Claudia:
I feel better. :3
Still, I'm so excited!
(Glomps Alex)

Dr. Van Neuter:
Without sucking up, Claudia!

Claudia:
I'm a suck up...
It's in my nature!

Dr. Van Neuter:
Obviously!

Claudia:
(Pouts)

Beakerfan

02-12-2008, 06:26 PM

Alex: Ok, ok. I'll make ya a deal. I'm working on the second chapter right now. When I start the third chapter, I'll send you the first two.

Bean: *begins washing his dishes*

BeakerSqueedom

02-12-2008, 06:29 PM

Claudia:
I LOVE YOU!
See? The cookie thing DOES work, Bunnie!

Bunsen:
Mm-hmm.

Dr. Van Neuter:
You're just humoring her, huh?
(To Alex)

Bunsen:
(Offers Alex a bowl of salad)
Plenty to come around!
In fact, I should offer some to the new residents!

Beaker:
Mee mee!

Beakerfan

02-12-2008, 06:34 PM

Alex: No, actually I really wanna know how she likes it! I can't wait to send it to her. I already sent the first chapter to Tony, but that's a pretty boring chapter....

Sweetums: *eats a large bowl of salad*

BeakerSqueedom

02-12-2008, 06:39 PM

Beaker:
(Gasp)

Claudia:
(Brings Alex closer)
You must not say
He who must not be named's
name!
(Shifty-eyed)

Bunsen:
Very right.
He is still sensitive from yesterday.

Dr. Van Neuter:
....Um...what is this, Harry Potter?

Claudia:
Yeah.
Alex is Hermione...
I'm Snape...
And Sweetums over there is Hagrid.

Bunsen:
Tsstsst.

Katzi428

02-12-2008, 07:02 PM

:sing: I..... am the champion,my friends........:sing: raising arms in champion mode
Rosita:Looks like our Kathy is back to her old self!
You betcha! I might have some crummy headaches.But I'll know that that they're not what I think they are.
Prairie:Great to see you so happy Kath!
You know,Prairie...with everything going on,I honestly thought I'd be laying in a hospital bed tonight. But right now I'm just full of relief!:excited:

Winslow Leach

02-12-2008, 07:51 PM

Tony is at his desk, pecking away at the typewriter.

Newsman: So how's it coming?

Tony (without stopping, and without looking at Newsman) Uh-huh...

Newsman: Coming along? Coming along? Coming along? I bet it's really coming along! (pause) Hey, are they ever gonna fix our ceiling? Tony? Are they ever gonna fix our ceiling? Do you know? Huh? Do you know?

Tony: What...

Newsman: Are they ever gonna fix our ceiling?

Tony: I dunno.

Newsman: So how's it coming? Coming along? Coming along?

Tony: In the closet...

Newsman: What? What's in the closet? What? You want me to get something for you in the closet?

Tony (stops typing) There! I finished this scene. Been bugging me all day. I think that's enough for one night...(stretches) Wanna do something?

Newsman: No. I have a date with Mildred.

(leaps off his bed, grabs his coat, and exits)

Winslow Leach

02-12-2008, 07:56 PM

*Meanwhile...
UD, skulking about: You know Alex... You could have a trap door with secret ladder installed. That way you could sneak off in the middle of the night to Tony's room. That's what this place needs around this time of year given that the pig and frog are absent amours.
*Thinks fondly of his own dragonness darling.

(looking upward)

Hey, Alex! Alex! It appears Uncle Deadly is offering his trap door again. What do you think? It would save us from having to go up and down on the elevator! I'm fine with it, if you are!

And, by the way...the first chapter of your story was not boring at all! It was very engaging and entertaining!

Beakerfan

02-12-2008, 08:00 PM

Alex: *watching through the hole in the floor* Geez.... Newsie's sure hyper tonight.... so I talked to Biff & Sully about the trap door earlier today, and I think they should be coming by to install it sometime later tonight.

EDIT: Ziffeled, lol!

Winslow Leach

02-12-2008, 08:05 PM

Awesome!

Yeah, the Newsman's a bit tense. Tonight is his first date with Mildred, and he's a little on edge...she likes punctuality. In fact, she told him to meet her...(looks at watch) TWO HOURS AGO ? ! Uh-oh...I wonder how a journalist of his caliber could completely lose track of time. I'd hate to be in his shoes right now. Oh well.

(Tony leaps onto his SpongeBob-sheet covered bed, stretches out, and grabs a paperback off the bookshelf.)

Beakerfan

02-12-2008, 08:11 PM

Alex: WOW. Two hours late? You know I actually had that happen once. The first date I ever went on..... *SIGH* *grabs her notebook and stretches out on the floor next to the hole*

Winslow Leach

02-12-2008, 08:13 PM

(looking up)

Yeah, and Mildred takes punctuality very seriously! And from what I hear, she has a very vicious temper if someone stands her up, so...I think tonight the Newsman may be the subject of a news story rather than the anchor!

Winslow Leach

02-12-2008, 08:26 PM

Don't worry, Alex sweetie, I'll never stand you up!:) :flirt:

theprawncracker

02-12-2008, 08:48 PM

Ryan: *on couch eating popcorn and watching Fraggle Rock*
Sam: *looking out window* Oh, the weather outside is frightful.
Ryan: But these Fraggles are so delightful.
Clifford: And since you won't let me go...
Ryan: Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!
Bert: Eheheheh!
Ernie: Khekhekhe, you guys are so funny. Can you pass the popcorn Ryan?
Ryan: Sure. *does so*
Gonzo: So Ryan, I heard that Tony and Alex have put a hole through their ceiling and floor respectively. Maybe we should do that!
Ryan: Gonzo, why would we want to do that?
Link: To keep an eye on our neighbors?
Gonzo: And to be closer to our neighbors and get to know them better!
Ryan: ...We could just walk next door and say hello.
Clifford: Heh, you expect him to do something normal?
Gonzo: Yeah, c'mon Ryan! It would be fun!
Ryan: *shakes head* No, I don't think so Gonzo.
Gonzo: Are you sure?
Ryan: Yeah.
Gonzo: ...Well, then I'd better call Biff and Sully to fix the hole I made in the wall... *walks off*
Ryan: *blinks* *starts to say something* *stops* *watches Fraggle Rock*
Ernie: Does that happen a lot?
Clifford: You have no idea.

Winslow Leach

02-12-2008, 08:55 PM

Lefty hurries in, slamming the door behind him.

Lefty: Kid, kid, are ya busy?

Tony: Well, actually I've been working on a play. I'm relaxing right now, reading this--

Lefty grabs Tony's book, and flings it across the room.

Lefty: Ya just finished!

Tony: Lefty, what in the name of the Wide World of Sports is your problem?

Lefty: Dat goil! Dat goil is my problem!

Tony: Claudia?

Lefty: Was dat her name? I thought it was Moitle.

Tony: Claudia.

Lefty: Yeah, riiiiiiight, whatever. I can't get her off my mind, kid!

Tony: Okay, calm down.

Lefty: I can't! I got dis weird feelin' in my chest...like a million arrows piercin' my heart!

Tony: It's called love.

Lefty (offended, lunges for Tony with a balled fist) You take dat back or I'll...oh yeah! Riiiiiiight. Love.

Tony: Jeez.

Lefty: Aw, Tommy, ever since I saw her last night, feeding Mr. Toitle, my heart's been skippin' a beat! I haven't felt dis way since I sold dat football-headed kid an invisible ice cream cone!

Tony: So...

Lefty: So what?

Tony: Did you talk to her today?

Lefty: I was too noivous! I paced around her door several times today, but my noives got da best of me.

Tony (sighs) What do you want me to do?

Lefty: Well, I...hey, I didn't even ask ya--

Tony: I know, but I knew it was coming. So?

Lefty: Kin you write her somethin' fer me?

Tony: You want me to write her a love letter from you?

Lefty: Riiiight, riiiight! I'll be like dat Cyrano De Burgundy guy, ya know, dat guy wit da long nose, what wrote beautiful poitry fer his friend's gal?

Tony: Cyrano De Bergerac.

Lefty: Huh?

Tony: Never mind.

Lefty: So will yuh?

Tony: I dunno. I mean, I'm working on this play, plus I tend to write romantic stuff to um...(gestures upward)

Lefty: Da ceiling?

Tony: No, not the--(Tony shoves Lefty's hat down over his eyes) The ceiling...yeah, I'm in love with the ceiling, Lefty. Riiiiiight!

redBoobergurl

02-12-2008, 08:57 PM

*Mokey finds Gobo and Wembley in the hallway*
Mokey: Gobo! Wembley! I heard you were back, it's so good to see you *hugs them* Now all of us are living here again, it's so wonderful isn't it?

Fragglemuppet

02-12-2008, 09:08 PM

Gobo: Hi Mokey, great ta see ya!
Wembly: Yeah, great ta see ya! I couldn't be happier to be back here!
Gobo: *trying to be casual* So, I here Red's still living with you. How's she doin' lately?

BeakerSqueedom

02-12-2008, 09:12 PM

Claudia:
(Sees chickens flying about in her room)

Bunsen:
It's poultry in motion!

Beaker:
(Chased by a chicken)
Mee meee...mwooooooooooo!

Claudia:
Out with the chickens, Neuter.

Bunsen:
(Runs out of the room as he is chased by giant chicken)
Ma'm, please keep your beak to yourself!
This is inappropriate, I say!

I am a melon-headed man, and you're a plump farmyard animal.
It just wasn't meant to be and this goes against even natural law!

However, Gonzo would love to dedicate his time to you...er.. in witnessing enchanting beauty.

Oh! Oof!

Claudia:
Have fun on your date, Bunnie!

Dr. Van Neuter:
Tony's in love with the ceiling?

Claudia:
I KNEW it!

Beaker:
Meep?
(Thinks of sweeping Alex off her feet)

Bunsen:
(Voice faint as he is so far away)
Well, that ceiling IS rather attracti-
Ma'm, what on earth are you...
OOF!

Beakerfan

02-12-2008, 09:14 PM

Alex: *watching Biff and Sully install the trap door* Cyrano deBurgundy? Ron Burgundy? The Anchorman? Hmmmm........ I wonder if he's related to Newsie at all...... *ponders a moment* Naw.....

Sweetums: *walks in, singing "Afternoon Delight"*

Alex: *glares*

Fragglemuppet

02-12-2008, 09:17 PM

Me *hearing noise up above* I don't think I wanna know.
Wembly: Know what?
Me: I don't think I wanna know.
Wembly: Oh. Um, does this go on a lot around here?
It has many variations, but basically yes, it seems to have gotten even crazier since the last time we were here.

The Count

02-12-2008, 09:21 PM

*Shuffles past others in the hall en route to room to bed.
Lefty, foiget about it... Sis's taken, she already has a guy.
Kate, glad you're back here at the dorms, sorry about Lou.
BTW: She can definitely come to visit on Thursday.
Hey Prairie, getting ready for your Valentine's Day appearance on the Sunny Side-Up Show?

Hope everybody's doing hunky-dory... Night all.
*Slips into Room #1 and promptly falls asleep, snoring aloud to Cookie Monster's dislike, dead to the world.

Katzi428

02-12-2008, 09:25 PM

Hey Prairie, getting ready for your Valentine's Day appearance on the Sunny Side-Up Show?

Prairie:Sure am,Ed! Just one thing though.We don't get the Sprout channel in our dorm room.So Kathy and Rosita won't be able to see me on there.

The Count

02-12-2008, 09:40 PM

*Coming out of our room...
Count: Neither do we... But I'm sure someone vill tape it for us to either see on youtube or hear on the podcast.
BTW: The announcement vas made... This veek ve'll be recording with Steve the award presentations.

Sure hope Kathy decides to go bowling to lift her spirits even higher. Just don't let her trounce you as badly as that guy on the sports show Ed watches weekday mornings.
*Waves good-night and closes the door again.

Winslow Leach

02-12-2008, 09:51 PM

Tony: Hear that, Lefty? Ed just said Claudia is taken.

Lefty: Yeah, I hoid it...(sniffles) Sorry, I...I got a cold...

Lefty crawls into his hammock, his back to Tony.

Tony: You okay?

Lefty (softly sings to himself, as the hammock sways back and forth) How would ya like ta buy an O....

Winslow Leach

02-12-2008, 09:57 PM

Katzi428

02-12-2008, 10:02 PM

*Coming out of our room...
Count: Neither do we... But I'm sure someone vill tape it for us to either see on youtube or hear on the podcast.
BTW: The announcement vas made... This veek ve'll be recording with Steve the award presentations.
Sounds good!I'll have better luck seeing it on youtube.I don't have an Ipod.

Sure hope Kathy decides to go bowling to lift her spirits even higher. Just don't let her trounce you as badly as that guy on the sports show Ed watches weekday mornings.
*Waves good-night and closes the door again.
Methinks you've been talking secretly to my mother or sister!;) Sis was after me to go bowling but I wasn't feline up to it. Two of my friends are on cruises this week. (lucky them...I need to wait til August!) Anyway....I think one might be back by Thursday.I'll see if she'll be bowling on Saturday.
Sweet dreams!

Katzi428

02-12-2008, 10:08 PM

Oh no!Poor Lefty! He didn't know Claudia was taken!
Prairie:Neither did I. Hey Kath?You think it'd be OK if I asked Lefty to come with us?
Sounds nice.Try calling him
Prairie:OK.dials Tony's number.Tony?Can I talk to Lefty? Kathy and Rosita have dates but I don't really have one.So I figured I'd ask Lefty.

Fragglemuppet

02-12-2008, 10:13 PM

Oh, that reminds me, I wanted to go visit Kathy. Shucks, it looks like it's too late now. First thing tomorrow though I'll do it.
Wembly: Can I come along?
Sure, I'm sure the girls would love to see both of you! You too, Gobo?
Gobo: Sure, I think she'd like that.
Good, than that's settled.

BeakerSqueedom

02-12-2008, 10:33 PM

Bunsen:
I suppose we could get to know eachother a little more...

Big Chicken:
Brawk?

Bunsen:
Yes, yes, I am typically allergic to bees.

Big Chicken:
Brawk brwwwwwwwkk!

Bunsen:
My, that's a little too personal.
Might I suggest a more pleasant one?

Chicken:
Meh.

Claudia:
Bunnie, come with me!
(Drags him away from his romantic dinner)

Chicken:
(Gasps)
BRAWK BRAWK, BIT-

Winslow Leach

02-12-2008, 10:37 PM

The Newsman enters, dissheveled. His coat is torn, his glasses are broken and hanging on one of his ears, and he sports a black eye.

Tony: So how'd it go? You have a good time? (takes in the Newsman's appearance) Oooh, you sly dog! (playfully punches him on the arm) Do tell!

Newsman (dazed) I...I...the...who...who ordered the veal cutlet?

Tony: I take it things went well.

Newsman: My...watch...my watch...it...

Tony looks at the Newsman's watch.

Tony: This watch says 8:15 a.m.

Newsman: Yeah...

Tony: It stopped at 8:15 a.m.

Newsman: I didn't realize...I thought it was P.M.!

Tony: So, I take it--

Newsman: I've done broadcasts that were safer than the way she handled me tonight! She tossed me around like I was a rag doll...a puppet!

Tony: Whoa!

Newsman: And she said she never wanted to see me again!

Tony: Geez. I'm sorry.

Newsman: I just wanna go to bed!

(falls facedown on his bed)

Tony: By the way...Alex was wondering if you're related to Ron Burgundy, by any chance. You know, Ron Burgundy? Famous anchorman?

Newsman mumbles into his pillow.

Tony: What's that? Didn't quite catch it...

Newsman mumbles.

Tony: He's your uncle's brother's wife's aunt's grandfather's nephew's hamster's gerbil's newt's second cousin, twice removed? Awesome!

Hey Alex! This guy is related to Ron Burgundy, after all!

Winslow Leach

02-12-2008, 10:48 PM

Tony is on phone.

Tony: Hey, Prairie...Lefty? Yeah, he's here, hang on. (goes to Lefty on hammock) It's for you. It's a girl...(hands Lefty the phone, and winks)

BeakerSqueedom

02-12-2008, 11:03 PM

Beaker:
(Leaves flowers, chocolates, and cards to Alex)
Meeep.

Claudia:
(Leaves a huge plush teddy bear)

Bunsen:
(Leaves a flammable device....in which he takes back again for her own safety)

Claudia:
Good job, guys.
Let's go back.

Bunsen:
Agreed.

Katzi428

02-12-2008, 11:11 PM

Tony is on phone.

Tony: Hey, Prairie...Lefty? Yeah, he's here, hang on. (goes to Lefty on hammock) It's for you. It's a girl...(hands Lefty the phone, and winks)
Prairie:Hiya Lefty! I know that the guy is supposed to ask girls to dances and stuff like that.But...well,it's the 21st century and things change.Girls ask guys out.So..um...do you want to go with me to the awards ceremony?

Katzi428

02-13-2008, 12:05 AM

Beakerfan

02-13-2008, 12:37 AM

Hey Alex, I never thought of that, but ya know what? Who knows? The Newsman could very well be related to Ron Burgundy! I'll have to ask him when he gets back...if he gets back...

Oh, and, er...why is Sweetums singing "Afternoon Delight"?

Alex: *laughing as she opens the trap door* Sweetums heard me mention Ron Burgundy as he was walking in. I told him the other day that the only part of Anchorman I've ever seen was where Ron Burgundy sings that song (my brother used to watch it over and over). Oh! I have something for Lefty. *passes down a teddy bear holding a letter "O"*

Bean: *taps Alex on the shoulder and hands her something*

Alex: And this one's for Newsie.... *hands down a copy of the film "The Maltese Falcon"* I hope you boys feel a little better in the morning. And last but not least...... *gives Tony a shirt which reads: "All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players."

Winslow Leach

02-13-2008, 07:09 AM

Prairie:Hiya Lefty! I know that the guy is supposed to ask girls to dances and stuff like that.But...well,it's the 21st century and things change.Girls ask guys out.So..um...do you want to go with me to the awards ceremony?

Lefty: Riiiiight, riiiiiiight! Sure, I'll go wit ya, Prairie! I tink it may be fun! Ya know, I'm feelin' better already, what wit da teddy bear dat Alex, Tony's goil, gave me, and now you askin' me ta dis awards ting. It would be a pleasure. I'll pick ya up. And don't worry...I won't be late like some people around here!

(glares at Newsie)

Riiiiiiight...riiiiiight....okay....yeah....I tink I know da room...riiiight...I've already cased dis place four times since I moved in, fer...uh...I mean...I walked around dis place a few times, soaking in da atmosphere. Riiiiight. So, okay, Prairie. I'll pick ya up in time fer da awards ting. Riiiiight, riiiiight! Tanks fer tinkin' of me!

Winslow Leach

02-13-2008, 07:17 AM

Alex: *laughing as she opens the trap door* Sweetums heard me mention Ron Burgundy as he was walking in. I told him the other day that the only part of Anchorman I've ever seen was where Ron Burgundy sings that song (my brother used to watch it over and over). Oh! I have something for Lefty. *passes down a teddy bear holding a letter "O"*

Bean: *taps Alex on the shoulder and hands her something*

Alex: And this one's for Newsie.... *hands down a copy of the film "The Maltese Falcon"* I hope you boys feel a little better in the morning. And last but not least...... *gives Tony a shirt which reads: "All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players."

Oh! (slaps forehead) Yeah...riiiiight...I mean, right, I remember that scene! I just didn't put two and two together. DUH!

Newsie: Hey, thank you Alex, for The Maltese Falcon. It's one of my favorite movies, how did you know? I feel much better already!

Lefty: Hey Alex...tanks fer da teddy bear! I like da O he's holdin'. Makes me wanna sell it to him...(Tony hits Lefty on the arm) I mean...of course I wouldn't do anyting like dat! Tanks a bunch! Yer a swell goil!

Awwww...sweetie! Thank you for the shirt! (Tony immediately puts on the shirt) Very awesome! I love the quote, it's always been one of my favorites! From As You Like It. Thank you so much! I really appreciate it!

Winslow Leach

02-13-2008, 07:33 AM

Tony reaches up, and hands Alex a few items.

I picked these up this morning for you, sweetie. Here's a giant plush Hefty Smurf, holding a heart...got it? Okay, and here's a first edition of To Kill a Mockingbird...a copy of Hamlet...sorry, I couldn't find a first edition for this one...a fresh bouquet of daisies and sunflowers...got it? Okay...and finally...

I got you this ring. On the outside is the inscription, Two Hearts as One, Forever and Always, and on the inside is Alex & Tony - October 7, 2007.

redBoobergurl

02-13-2008, 08:09 AM

Mokey: I saw Gobo and Wembley last night
Beth: Oh that's great! How are they?
Mokey: Good, real good. Gobo asked about Red
*Red had pointedly been ignoring the conversation up to this point and suddenly bursts in*
Red: He asked about me?
Mokey: Sure, he wanted to know if you were still around
Red: Oh....
Mokey: I told him of course, you'd never give up Beth as a roommate
Red: I suppose eventually I'll be bumping into him
Beth: You know it's just a suggestion, but maybe he'd like to go to the awards with you. Sounds like everyone is pairing up and looking for dates and such.
Red: But...but I don't....
Wanda: You could just ask him as a friend
Red: Hmm, maybe. Who are you guys going with?
Beth: Well, I hadn't had a chance to ask yet, but I thought I'd see if Bryan wanted to go and sort of chaperon Abby and Big Bird together. Seeing as we're both attached to someone outside of here I figured it wouldn't be a big deal.
Mokey: I thought I'd ask Beige Fraggle, he's a nice guy
Wanda: I'm hoping Rowlf might be around
Red: So you're all planning on bringing a date
Beth: Yes, but most of us are going just as friends, it's really not that big of a deal
Red: Ok, I think I'll ask him then
Mokey: Good for you Red!

BeakerSqueedom

02-13-2008, 08:43 AM

Bunsen:
Must we go shopping?
Isn't it a bit too early for buying clothes?

Claudia:
Please, Bunnie!
You're going with me to the ceremony, ok?
I just want you to be well-dressed!

Bunsen:
Uh, snazzy-like?

Claudia:
Yes.
Polished from head to toe!

Bunsen:
Glimmering like a diamond in the dark?

Claudia:
Yep!

Bunsen:
Being as handsome as always?

Claudia:
Ye-...
Don't push it.

Bunsen:
Tsstsst.

Beaker:
(Tags along)
Mee mee meeeeeeee!

Claudia:
You're gonna ask Rosita to go with you?
Is this because Tony asked Alex out?

Beaker:
(Shrugs, holds up a peace treaty)

Claudia:
WOW!
That's great!

Beaker:
Mee, meee mee meee mee mee.
Mee mee meeem eeeeeee.

Claudia:
Aw, you found out he was your admirer?

Bunsen:
Not romantically of course.

Beaker:
(Nod)
Mee mee mee!
Mee mee emmmmm...
(Scruches up his face at what Bunsen mentioned)

Claudia:
He was only clarifying it.
I did not make myself clear is all.

So it's us three.

theprawncracker

02-13-2008, 09:53 AM

Clifford: Ryguy, you realize Valentine's Day is tomorrow right?
Ryan: Yup.
Clifford: And most of us have dates.
Ryan: Please, I don't think I have to worry about Sam or Link having dates.
Clifford: Alright, but do you really wanna spend your night with them?
Ryan: Valid point. But I'm not planning on spending my night with them. For I am supposed to get my braces off this afternoon, which will instantly make me a total chick magnet.
Clifford: *smirks* Yeah, that's what was holding them back...

Katzi428

02-13-2008, 09:56 AM

Lefty: Riiiiight, riiiiiiight! Sure, I'll go wit ya, Prairie! I tink it may be fun! Ya know, I'm feelin' better already, what wit da teddy bear dat Alex, Tony's goil, gave me, and now you askin' me ta dis awards ting. It would be a pleasure. I'll pick ya up. And don't worry...I won't be late like some people around here!

(glares at Newsie)

Riiiiiiight...riiiiiight....okay....yeah....I tink I know da room...riiiight...I've already cased dis place four times since I moved in, fer...uh...I mean...I walked around dis place a few times, soaking in da atmosphere. Riiiiight. So, okay, Prairie. I'll pick ya up in time fer da awards ting. Riiiiight, riiiiight! Tanks fer tinkin' of me!
Prairie: Great,Lefty!It'll be a lot of fun! And you're welcome.:)

BeakerSqueedom

02-13-2008, 10:14 AM

(Back in the room after shopping)

Claudia:
Wait, tommorow is VALENTINE'S DAY?

Bunsen:
It is!

Claudia:
I hate Valentine's Day. -_-
I wanna crawl into a hole.

Bunsen:
Why?

Claudia:
Got the bucket on Valentines day in middleschool.
Had a fight with a pack of girls in highschool--they did not like me much.
Bad things happen on that day, I swear it!

Bunsen:
Okie-doke!
That's why I made you this!
(Gives her a bubblesuit)

Claudia:
For my own protection?
Aw thanks, you really shouldn't have.

Bunsen:
I'll put one on, too.

---

Beaker:
(Goes over to Kathy's door and knocks)

Katzi428

02-13-2008, 10:24 AM

Beaker:
(Goes over to Kathy's door and knocks)
answering door Hi there Beaker! How are you doing?
(BTW Claudia....I hate Valentines' Day too! :p )

BeakerSqueedom

02-13-2008, 10:31 AM

Katzi428

02-13-2008, 10:48 AM

(Don't we all, darling? LOL!)

Beaker:
Mee mee me- (Sighs, realizing he won't be understood well)

Bunsen:
Here I am!
Talk away, Beakie!
I'll transalate!

Beaker:
(Relieved)
Mee mee mee mee?
Meee mee mee meee?

Bunsen:
How are you today?
Would you mind if I had a small chat with Rosita?

Beaker:
(Nods to Bunsen approvingly, hands Kathy a chocolate heart)
Mee meee mee.

Bunsen:
Hope you like white chocolate.

Beaker:
Mee mee mee mee?

Bunsen:
What clothes are you weari-
Why, Beaker, what a naughty question!

Beaker:
(Nudges him)
MEEEP!

Bunsen:
OH! Me?
(Blushes)
Pardon me, Miss!
(Giggles)
This is a bubble-suit, Beaker!

Beaker:
(Looks to Kathy and does a psycho look to express Bunsen's weirdness)
Mee mee meee.

Bunsen:
Don't listen to him, he's craz-
What? Oh, Beaker, of course you don't mean that!
Silly you!

Beaker:
Meesheesh.
giggling You two are funny!But cute anyway.And thanks for the chocolate heart! And yes Beaker, Rosita's here. Rosita!
Rosita from her room...Yes?
Beaker's here and he'd like to speak to you. Bunsen will be translating though.
Rosita:Hi Beaker and Bunsen?How are you both?
pulling Bunsen aside...Uh, Beaker wasn't going to ask Rosita to go to the awards ceremony with him was he? Because Herry Monster alreAdy asked her and she said yes. I just don't want Beaker's heart being broken or Rosita being embarrassed.

BeakerSqueedom

02-13-2008, 11:05 AM

(LOL, this adds to the comedy!)

Bunsen:
Not a good sign if she pushes me aside.
Beaker, I think...

Beaker:
Meeeee?
(Collapses)

Bunsen:
Don't worry, Kathy dear.
He got the message.
(Drags the emotionally drained assistant back into the room)

Beaker:
Meeeep meeeee meeee...
(Sings "Danny Boy")

Claudia:
No luck, eh?
Y'know Beaker, Bunsen and I are going as friends.
So, how about you go with me, too?

Double dates, man.

Beaker:
Meee?

Claudia:
Really!
That way I can accomplish my little-known dream to be a pimpette!

Bunsen:
Er...how flattering.

Beaker:
Meep, mee mee mee!

Claudia:
Heck yeah, just without the promiscuity.

Beaker:
Mee mee mee.

Claudia:
I'm playing.
It'll just be us three, k?

Beaker:
Meep, yo!

Claudia:
Shizzle, Beakster!

Bunsen:
Awfully dawg, homies.

Claudia:
Ok. Let's stop.

Dr. Van Neuter:
Seriously.

Fragglemuppet

02-13-2008, 11:19 AM

Katzi428

02-13-2008, 11:41 AM

*the three of us walk down the hall, and I knock on Kathy's door*
Hi Kathy!
Wembly: We're here!
We just wanted to say that we're glad your tests came back clear!
Wembly: Yep!
Gobo: So how are you and the girls feeling?
Hey Kate Wembly and Gobo!hugging the three of them Great to see you all!:) C'mon in and have a seat. Yep...I'm glad the tests came back clear too. Now I don't need to worry so much.
Prairie:Hi there you 3! I've missed seeing you here!
Rosita:Hi! And yes...it's nice to have our old Kathy back.
What do you all say I order a pizza for all of us?
Rosita:Sounds good to me!
Prairie:Me too!

Fragglemuppet

02-13-2008, 11:54 AM

BeakerSqueedom

02-13-2008, 12:13 PM

Claudia:
Pizza? Me like!
(Pounces on Fraggie)
Sure, why don't we order cheese only?
I abhor pepperoni anyway!

Bunsen:
Why must you jump on everybody?

Claudia:
....I don't know. D:
(Gets off and helps her friend up)
:P

Dr. Van Neuter:
Pizza sounds good.
Composta has been bugging me about it for awhile.
So let's get tah orderin'!

My treat.

Claudia:
With cinnamon sticks! <3

Beaker:
MEEP!

Bunsen:
Love those!

redBoobergurl

02-13-2008, 12:14 PM

*Unaware that Gobo is with Wembley and Kate at Kathy's room Red approaches room 5*
Red: Here goes nothing *knocks on the door and then practices what she's going to say* Hi Gobo, it's good to see you....um wait how about Gobo, I didn't know you were back...oh that's no good, um, maybe I should say Gobo, I heard you were here, do you want to go that awards thingy as friends....oh gee, maybe I shouldn't say anything. Hmm, it appears no one is here anyway. That's probably for the best. *leaves again feeling a little dejected*

Katzi428

02-13-2008, 12:16 PM

That sounds great, thanks! You know, last night I dreamed I was ordering a pizza. Must've been a sign, lol! Um, I don't mean to be rude, but since the fraggles are here, I don't think we should order any meat on the pizza.

LOL...maybe I'm psychic !:)
And no..you're not being rude.Two plain pizzas are being ordered.Prairie..while you're on the phone with Pizzeria Dos,tell them no meat on the pizzas.
Prairie signals OK and continues talking on the phone
We have soda and fruit punch here. Plus water.

Fragglemuppet

02-13-2008, 12:24 PM

Claudia, that's a good idea! Kathy, if you don't mind, what say we move this little impromptue party into the common room, and order a few pizzas for all of us? And I love cinamon sticks!
Wembly: Um, can I get some doozer sticks?
Sure, I'll make sure we get some for you and Gobo! And it's just a hunch, but I think we might have some more fraggle company. Excuse me for a moment.
*leaves Kathy's room, which is getting kind of crowded, and calls over her shoulder* Meet you in the common room guys!
*takes a few more steps and bumps into Red* Woops, sorry. Say Red, I heard you talking to my door. Was there something you needed? Maybe something you wanted to say to Gobo, hmmm? I'll tell you what. A bunch of us are ordering pizza. How'd you and your roommates like to come? And then you can ask..er..I mean tell..Gobo whatever you wanted to there.

Katzi428

02-13-2008, 12:41 PM

BeakerSqueedom

02-13-2008, 01:14 PM

Cool, I ordered some pizza for Ryan, Tony, Alex, and Eddie. I think they and their roomies might feel a little leftout. I guess, gals, we can call this a pizza party.
Lounges about in the common room with her pals.

Her roomies:
Girls?

Ok, so, ladies and germs.

Dr. Van Neuter:
Close enough.

Bunsen:
Works for me!

Beaker:
(pats himself)

Oh, yeah, shouldn't say that. I forgot you had that horrifying experience with that blob of a germ Bunsen willingly released on you.

Bunsen:
Correction, I wasn't at all willing.
In fact, I would have never done were it not my job...
but it is, so in my defense, I had the full right of doing so.

Besides, that's why Beaker is my faithful assistant.
Chuckles lightly to himself, patting Beaker on the back joyfully.

Beaker:
Meee....
Cringes

Dr. Van Neuter:
Totally.
Mulch goes through the same thing.
It's a job they have to put up with while we sweat ourselves to the bone working on stuff---just for the world's satisfaction!

Bunsen:
Agreed, Phillip!
Cheers to two distinguished gentlmen lounging about in a common room.

Dr. Van Neuter:
Cheers.

[The two pretend to hold fancy wine cups just for the sake of light humor.]

Hah, distinguished, good one!

Beaker:
Mee mee meee!
Runs his hand through his red hair

Er, yeah, Beaker...you just, um....take the cake!
Directs her attention to her friends
I don't think it'll take too much time.
It IS pretty close by.

redBoobergurl

02-13-2008, 01:53 PM

Red: Oh, pizza? Sure! *goes to room 3* Hey guys, pizza in the common room!
Beth: Really?
Abby: Yum!
Wanda: I'm there
Mokey: Me too!
*they arrive and say hello to the others*
Red *slowly approaching Gobo*: Um, hi Gobo, how, um, how have you been?

Katzi428

02-13-2008, 02:01 PM

Hey everyone!Come on in!
I figured more of a crowd will come by later.So I ordered a couple of extra pizzas. After I told the guy,he mumbled something in Italian that I don't think translates to "Happy Birthday":eek: But then he said he'd deliver the pizzas anyway

Fragglemuppet

02-13-2008, 02:09 PM

Gobo: Oh hi Red. I've been just great. I sure am glad to be back here at the dorms.
Me: Welcome everyone! Glad you could make it! Kathy and Claudia, thanks for ordering!

redBoobergurl

02-13-2008, 03:04 PM

Red: I'm, um, glad you're back too Gobo. Hey, I had a question for you....*pauses* Would you want to go to the awards ceremony with me this weekend? Just as friends of course? Um, what do you say?

*Across the room Beth and Mokey look on at the exchange between Gobo and Red*
Mokey: I'm so proud of her, I think she really does like him
Beth: Even if she does, we need to leave her alone about it. She'll figure it out in her own time.
*They go back to eating pizza*

Katzi428

02-13-2008, 05:11 PM

looking at the sign I made earlier:
PIZZA PARTY! COMMON ROOM 1 TO CELEBRATE KATE & HER FRAGGLE FRIENDS BACK!COME ON IN !PLENTY FOR EVERYONE!
Looks good!But what's this at the bottom?
(also to celebrate Kathy's good results of her tests she had!)
shaking my head at the addition to my sign but laughing as I go back to the party

Fragglemuppet

02-13-2008, 06:18 PM

Gobo: Well... Well sure we can go together Red! And sure it's just as friends. What else would it be?
*ain another part of the room*
Me: Wow, this is great! Good music coming in from the piped in MC Radio, good food, and good friends. I'm sorry I ever left!

Katzi428

02-13-2008, 06:26 PM

Fragglemuppet

02-13-2008, 06:29 PM

Awww, thanks Kath! I'll certainly do my best!

Winslow Leach

02-13-2008, 07:35 PM

Tony: Hey guys, Claudia invited us to go down to the common room. Kathy, Beth, Kate and their roomies are down there. Pizza! Wanna come with?

Lefty (in his hammock, lovingly caressing his letter O) My precious...my precious...

Tony: Uh...Lefty?

Lefty (oblivious) My precious...precious...

Tony: So, Harry, wanna come? I think it's gonna be a blast! (before he has even finished the sentence, Tony realizes he made a mistake) Walked into that one...

CRAZY HARRY: Did somebody say BLAST ? !

EXPLOSION rocks the room.

Tony: Great. Just what I needed for my headache! Newsie?

Newsie: Here is a Muppet Newsflash: Muppet Newsman hungry! Haven't had a bite all day!

Crazy Harry runs to the Newsman and bites him on the arm.

Newsie: OW! RABIES!

Crazy Harry: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Tony (to Crazy Harry) I'm gonna seriously put in an order for a straightjacket if you don't stop!

Crazy Harry mumbles to himself and sits on his cot.

Tony: So...you coming, Newsie?

Newsie: Yeah...but can we stop by a nurse's station? I want to get this bite looked at.

Tony: Ah, stop being such a big baby. Come on!

Newsie starts to walk out of room with Tony. As he does, he begins to chuckle slightly, a la Crazy Harry.

Tony: You say something?

Newsie: No...

Tony exits.

Newsie starts chuckling some more...his hair begins to grow a bit shaggier, his eyes get a little wider, and he begins to sprout a scruffy beard, just like Crazy Harry's. He follows Tony out of room.

Lefty: My precious...

Beakerfan

02-13-2008, 07:43 PM

Sweetums: *hears the explosion* Whoa! *opens the trap door* Everyone all right down there? YIKES! THERES TWO OF THEM! *slams the door and sits on it*

BeakerSqueedom

02-13-2008, 07:55 PM

Bunsen:
Do show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.

Claudia:
Well, it may not be a piano, Bunnie.
But I'm starting to think you three are about to make one heck of a discovery.

Bunsen:
(Looks slightly confused)
I'm puzzled.

Beaker:
Meee?

Claudia:
(Points to the wannabe bigfoot near Tony)
I see a Yeti!

Bunsen:
Impressive.
Most impressive.

Do you really believe that will fool us again?

You're very similar to the boy who cried wolf, except you're the opposite gender-wise.
(Grabs a slice of pizza)

Oooh, behave won't you?

Claudia:
Bunnie, I'm serious!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
It's a freaking CAVEMAN!

Beaker:
(Feels chills go up his spine)
Meeep?

Dr. Van Neuter:
Don't listen to the child wonder, pinky.
She's just trying to get attention.

Claudia:
(Gets her pizza, and waves it threateningly at Newsie)
RUN YOU LITTLE HAIRY MAN!
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE US ALIVE!

Bunsen:
Claudia, who are you talking toooo--oooooo...
Goodness gracious!

Beaker, fetch the net and a doggy treat!

Beaker:
(Looks at him questioningly)
Meee?

Bunsen:
You never know!

Beaker:
(Rolls eyes)

Dr. Van Neuter:
Um, like, hasn't anyone told you you need a shave?

Claudia:
(Chasing the poor Newsman all over the hall)
COME BACK HERE, YOU FREAK!

Winslow Leach

02-13-2008, 08:07 PM

Tony (sees the Newsie running around, rapidly changing into Crazy Harry) What the...? I thought he was in the...Newsie? Newsie? (looks around) Huh. Probably went to have that bite looked at.

Hey, I'll be right back! Gotta do something quick...

Tony runs to his room.

Winslow Leach

02-13-2008, 08:10 PM

Tony enters his room, and knocks on the trap door.

Alex? Alex? You there?

The Count

02-13-2008, 08:35 PM

*Gets back home... Pizza? Mmm, maybe a slice. Oh, all plain cheese? Then I'll pass. Plain pizza is the one kind I avoid. How can you leave the most perfect of culinary canvases blank like that? That's why I love to put toppings on it... Like pineapple and Canadian bacon...
Good thing we stopped at a McDonald's on the way home.

Night all, hope the craziness doesn't get too out of hand.

Beakerfan

02-13-2008, 09:24 PM

Alex: *shoves Sweetums off the door and opens it* Hey Tony! What's up?

Winslow Leach

02-13-2008, 09:32 PM

BeakerSqueedom

02-13-2008, 09:33 PM

Claudia:
(Tackles Newsie)
Hello, Sasquash!
(Binding him with the net)

Bunsen:
To the laboratory!

Beaker:
(Nods)

Claudia:
(Carries Newsie away)

redBoobergurl

02-13-2008, 09:51 PM

Red: Ok Gobo that's great! I'll see you later!

*She wanders back over to Beth and Mokey*
Red: He said yes!
Mokey: I knew he would
Beth: It will be a great time.

Fragglemuppet

02-13-2008, 10:00 PM

Well, thanks for the welcome back everyone! Since everyone seems to be..um..going their own ways*nodds in the direction of Claudia dragging the captive newsman*, I think I'll head back myself.
Wembly: What about us?
You too. Well, good night everyone!
Gobo: Good night everyone, and thanks again!
Wembly: Yeah, thanks!
*We go back to our room for the night*

Muppet Newsgirl

02-13-2008, 10:03 PM

Storyteller: Ah, Valentine's Day, that wonderful day when lovebirds everywhere express their tender, undying love for one another...(sees others pretending to gag) Will you people knock that off?
Erin: Sorry, Storyteller, but where I come from, it's Singles Awareness Day.
Nora: Yeah...I mean, it's rough on the people who don't have dates. (steals a shy glance at Scooter)
Scooter: Well, my uncle likes it.
Nora: J.P. Grosse? How come?
Scooter: 'Cause he just bought twenty shares of stock in some greeting card company.
Beige: Figures...so what are we doing tomorrow?
Erin: Maybe a big pot of chocolate fondue and some silly movie...how's that?

Erine81981

02-13-2008, 10:33 PM

Ok. I don't have any female roomies but i do have lots of female freinds around the dorms. I still haven't gotten any valentine cards for all my female freinds. Grover? Herry!

Grover: *runs in* Yes siree Kyle?

Herry: What is it boss?

*looks at Herry funny* Ok. If you don't mind Herry. Would you mind walking down to the store and getting...*counts on fingers*...6 i think. If you think of any more that i might have forgot get more then.

Herry: I'm on it. *head out the door to the store*

Grover: And me?

I want you tomorrow to hand them out for me. If you don't mind. Also i got your old cupid outfit from your mom the other day.

Grover: You got my old cupid outfit. That was back in grade school.

Yea. She told me about it. It was for a play you, Cookie, Ernie and Big Bird as well as Prairie playing the piano. But you don't mind do you?

Grover: Not at all. I love to. And i do look cute too. *holds hands up by face*

I know. Your the cutest monster here. Thanks very much Grover.

Grover: Alway for you Kyle. Good night. *hugs me*

*kisses Grover* Good night Grover.

As Grover head on to his bedroom a voice over starts saying the sponcers for the night. "Muppet Dorms has been brought to you today by the letters "E" and "T" and by the number "8." Muppet Dorms was a production of Muppet Central Forms. Good night."

Beakerfan

02-14-2008, 12:20 AM

Hi, Alex. I was wondering. Tomorrow is Valentine's Day, right? Well...tomorrow night, I was planning on having a candlelight dinner for one here in my room. Lefty, Newsie, and believe it or not, Harry all have dates. I'm having a catered seafood dinner...lobster, crab, clams, chowder...I can easily make it a candlelight dinner for two!

So...would you like to come down tomorrow night, and spend Valentine's Day with me?

Oh, I would love to.... but, I'm actually not going to be here much tomorrow. My grandmother's rosarie and vigil is tomorrow, and I've gotta help my family prepare for it (and the reception and stuff which is on Friday) after work tomorrow. I'm really sorry.

BEAR

02-14-2008, 04:34 AM

(Cookie Monster pops up) Me have dinner with you, Tony! (rests head against his arm and strokes it sweetly)

The Count

02-14-2008, 06:13 AM

*Wakes and scurries off to the common room's kitchen. *Leaves little baggies of hardened chocolate hearts on the doorknobs of each occupied room.
Happy Valentine's Day to those who have dates/relationships... And happy Friendship Day to every single body else!

Winslow Leach

02-14-2008, 06:39 AM

(Cookie Monster pops up) Me have dinner with you, Tony! (rests head against his arm and strokes it sweetly)

Awwww...thank you, Cookie! Sure, you can come on in and have dinner with me! I hope you like seafood.:)

Winslow Leach

02-14-2008, 06:41 AM

Winslow Leach

02-14-2008, 06:49 AM

Oh, I would love to.... but, I'm actually not going to be here much tomorrow. My grandmother's rosarie and vigil is tomorrow, and I've gotta help my family prepare for it (and the reception and stuff which is on Friday) after work tomorrow. I'm really sorry.

I totally understand, sweetie, and again, my sympathies go out to you and your family.

Would you take a raincheck? Say, maybe this weekend sometime? Saturday, after the award ceremony, perhaps? Or Sunday?

Let me know...and, if you'd like, you could specify what you would like to eat, and I'll send out for it.

Don't worry, I have easy ways to get the three stooges out of here, so you won't have to worry about getting blown up, forced to buy something you don't need, and/or listen to the ramblings of a newsman throughout dinner...:p

Katzi428

02-14-2008, 10:34 AM

Yeesh...Valentines' Day.:rolleyes: :p
Prairie:Yeah...I know.But would it help to know that Ed sent us some chocolate kisses?
Rosita:Besides,it's Friendship Day for those of us who aren't involved with someone else.
You're right.I didn't mean to sound like an old grouch.We have plenty of friends around here! So here's to Friendship Day!
the three of us clink our cups of hot chocolate together

BEAR

02-14-2008, 01:00 PM

Awwww...thank you, Cookie! Sure, you can come on in and have dinner with me! I hope you like seafood.:)

:insatiable: Cookie: Me love to see food, but me love to eat it better!

BEAR

02-14-2008, 01:27 PM

Bryan: Yoohoo, everybody! I'm back!
Big Bird: Hi, Bryan!
Bryan: Hi, Big Bird! Happy Valentines Day!
Big Bird: Is today Valentines Day? Gosh, I better get busy. I have work to do.
Bryan: What do you mean?
Big Bird: Well...I was always told that Valentines Day is the day that you let your friends know how much you care about them. So, I'm going to go to my nest and draw pictures for all of my good friends here at the Dorms.
Bryan: That's a sweet idea, Big Bird.
Big Bird: Yeah, but don't let Snuffy come in for a while. I have a special one for him because he's my best friend.
Bryan: I'll do my best to block him.
Big Bird: Thanks! (skips off to his nest)
Bert: Bryan? There you are! See Ernie, I told you I heard his voice.
Ernie: Hi there, Bryan!
Bryan: Hey, guys! How were things in Ryan's room?
Bert: Weird, as usual.
Ernie: Khekhekhe! We had fun. Ryan's a great guy.
Bryan: He is.
Bert: Are you ready to go to the awards this weekend, Bryan?
Bryan: Yeah, I heard about that. I dunno. I was thinking of just watching it at home this year.
Ernie: Oh, come on, Bryan! We're all going. Even Rubber Duckie picked up his tux from Decked-Out Duckies.
Bert: Yeah, you've gotta go.
Bryan: Well, Beth did mention escorting Abby and Big Bird together. So that could be fun. I've just got so much to do.
Bert: No, you don't. You've done too much this week and you need some fun.
Bryan: I guess you're right. I'll go, but I need to order my tux now or I won't get one.
Bert: Already taken care of.
Ernie: Yeah, Snuffy is supposed to bring it by today.
Snuffy: Hey everyone! Here's your tux, Bryan.
Bryan: Thanks, Snuff!
Snuffy: Is Bird in his nest?
Bryan: Uh...yes! But you can't go in there right now!
Snuffy: Oh, okay...
Bryan: Did you have fun with Kyle?
Snuffy: Oh yeah. It was nice to spend more time with the Monsters. And I think Cookie Monster had a good time too.
Bryan: Say, where is Cookie Monster anyway?
Ernie: I dunno... He said something about having a date today.
Bryan: A...date?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
(In Tony's room...)
Cookie: This most romantic date me ever tasted! Thank you, Tony. You know way to Monster's heart.

redBoobergurl

02-14-2008, 01:42 PM

*Abby Cadabby flitters about leaving chocolates and glittery hearts at all the residents rooms from all of the girls in room 3. Happy Valentine's Day!*

Fragglemuppet

02-14-2008, 02:24 PM

Me: *opening door and starting to leave*
Gobo: Wait!
Me: *turning back* What's up?
Gobo: What's all this?
Wembly: Oh wow, it looks like some of our friends left some things for us.
*Noticing the bag of candy on the door, and the hearts and chocolates from room 3* They look like they're from Ed, and from Beth and the girls.
Wembly: Oh, that was nice!
Yeah, I'll have to be sure to thank them before I do anything else.
Wembly: What else were you planning on doing today?
Oh, not much. *avoids eye contact with Wembly and doesn't say anything else.*
*I start to walk twards Beth's room.*
Gobo: *whispering to Wembly* Hey Wembly, com'ere a minute.
Wembly: What is it Gobo?
Gobo: I think Kate's gonna ask someone to the awards cerimony, but I don't know who.
Wembly: Oh, so that's what else she's gonna do today.
Gobo: *in an unsettling impression of Lefty* Riiight!
*Meanwhile, I knock on Beth's door.*
Hey girls, thanks for the goodies. Happy Valintine's Day!
*Going on further to Ed's door.*
Just wanted to say, thanks for the chocolates! I'm sure they'll be great! Happy Valintine's Day!
*Practically sprints into common room, and rushes into elevator. Runs..I mean walks briskly to Claudia's room. Knocks.*
Hello? Claudia? Is anyone there?

BeakerSqueedom

02-14-2008, 03:19 PM

Bunsen:
Don't mind the ramblings of my demented roomie.
She's on a nervous breakdown, as you can clearly see.
Come in, come in!
Oooh, you look just dazzling today, Katie!
Is...that your name? Terrible memory, honestly!

Claudia prepared quite a tea!
Enough tea to satisfy the thirst of an elephant!
Hopefully Seymour didn't hear that.
I trust you all can keep a secret!
(Chuckles, escorting the guests into the room, passing them their drinks)

Claudia:
(In a bubble)
H-h-hello, guys!
C-c-come in!

Wait, don't come in!
Something bad might just happen to...
to...to..you, too!

Buckets dangling in the air, snickering as they soak you in lemon!
Lemon juice that burn your delicate eyes! Or maybe a crowd of angry cupid-wannabes charge after you with the purpose of ill intent!

Dr. Van Neuter:
(Threatens to pop the bubble with a needle)

Claudia:
(Runs like a gerbil around the room before going into the hall)
You'll never take me alive!

Bunsen:
(Looks on)
Tsstsstsst!

Beaker:
(Rolls eyes)
Meesheesh.

Bunsen:
Don't be shy.
Make yourselves comfortable.
Sweets are in the heart-shaped jar, if you'd like a nibble.

Oh, and what can I do you for?

Winslow Leach

02-14-2008, 04:44 PM

(In Tony's room...)
Cookie: This most romantic date me ever tasted! Thank you, Tony. You know way to Monster's heart.

Ah, thank you, Cookie, I'm glad you enjoyed it! Although I must admit, I've never seen a fish dinner--or any dinner, for that matter, consumed so quickly...but at least you liked it, that's all that counts! Thank you for spending Valentine's Day with me, bud!

Here. When I found out you were coming, I went out and bought you a nice big bag of...veggies! Nah, just kidding! A bag of cookies! You should really share them with Bryan, and the rest of your roomies, but I have a feeling that bag will be gone by the time my door is shut.

Fragglemuppet

02-14-2008, 04:46 PM

Why yes Bunsen, most people call me Kate, but Katie is nice as well. Actually, it's Kathleen, so whichever variation you like. Mmm, thank you for the tea. Are you sure it was Claudia that made it?
Anyway, I'm here to ask Beaker a question. Beaker, would you, um, like to go to the awards cerimony with me on Saturday? I mean, I know you probably intendet to all go together as a group... Well, I don't quite know how to say this, but I guess if we went together Beaker, we would need a translater to accompany us, and I know Claudia, that you and Bunsen were planning on going together, so perhaps we could doubledate? Maybe we could even tripledate. Dr. Van Neuter, is Composta coming?

Winslow Leach

02-14-2008, 04:58 PM

*Abby Cadabby flitters about leaving chocolates and glittery hearts at all the residents rooms from all of the girls in room 3. Happy Valentine's Day!*

Thank you, Abby, Red, Beth and your other roomies! Much appreciated! Happy Valentine's Day, guys!:)

BeakerSqueedom

02-14-2008, 05:04 PM

Beaker:
Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?
Meeep mee mee mee!
Mwooowooooo!
Meep meep.

Meeee mee meeee...
Mee meee mee meee mee!
Mee mee mee meeeee.

Bunsen:
In short, he'd be honored to have you as his date.
He says that he will gladly pick you up!
He's just so happy.
Aren't you, Beaker?

Beaker:
Yes, very much so.
I am pleased to go out with such a fine woman!

The room:
O_O -Eyes wide-

Claudia:
HE SPOKE!

Beaker:
I mean...er...meep?

Dr. Van Neuter:
Yes, like totally.
We're gonna have a blast!
Ain't that right, powderpuff?

[From the other room, a happy growl is heard]

Claudia:
On my part.
It is just a friend thing. :)
I'm actually taken!
But sure!

Bunsen:
Beaker?

Beaker:
(Happily humming to himself)
Mee mee mee mee meee mee!

Bunsen:
Love-struck!

Claudia:
I hear a noise...
Do you all hear it?

Bunsen:
I do!
(Looks to his side)
Oh, yes.
(Newsie is dangling on wires)
I misplaced him...

Claudia:
(Takes the distraught Newsie down)
I'm sorry we confused you for a freak...

Dr. Van Neuter:
Good thing we cured you!
You looked repulsive!

Bunsen:
Run along!
(Pushes Newsie out of the room)

Winslow Leach

02-14-2008, 05:53 PM

Newsie enters.

Newsie: Are you coming, or what?

Tony: Huh?

Newsie: I thought we were going down to the common room for pizza.

Tony: Uh...don't you remember what happened?

Newsie: Noooo...I remember following you out the door. I just turned around now, and you're back in here!

Tony: Newsie, you've been gone for almost 24 hours!

Newsie: What?

Tony: Don't you remember anything? Crazy Harry bit you last night...you turned into a Crazy Harry clone!

Newsie: Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis?

Tony: You turned into this mad, hairy thing...the scientists had you in their room all day today. Looks like your cured.

Newsie: Why, that's the most preposterous thing I've ever heard! And coming from you! I thought you were supposed to be smart!

Tony: Go and ask Claudia or Bunsen if you don't believe me. They were chasing you around the common room.

Newsie: Knock off the comedy, Tommy, it's not funny! (looks around) Hey, where are the others?

Tony: Harry's out on a date with Miss Mousey, and Lefty is out with some woman he claims "fell off a truck"...whatever that means.

Newsie: Oh no! Don't tell me...

Tony: Yep. It's Valentine's Day!

Newsie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I was supposed to pick up my date at 4:00!

Tony: Well...you're a bit late, aren't you?

Newsie: And she has a worse temper than Mildred, if you can imagine that!

Tony: What are you gonna do?

Newsie: I'm going to hide under my bed, until the day is over.

Newsie falls to floor, and squirms under his bed.

Newsie: Anybody calls for me, tell them I'm not here!

Tony sighs, goes to his desk, and starts typing.

Fragglemuppet

02-14-2008, 10:08 PM

Oh Beaker, thank you! Oh I'm so happy!
*I through myself forward at Beaker, hoping he has quick reflexes and romantic tendancies.*
Hmmm, I've heard you speak English before. I don't know why you switch back and forth on occasion like that, whether you do it for a reason or you can't help it. Either way you speak, *sigh*, I love to listen to the things you have to say!

BeakerSqueedom

02-14-2008, 10:20 PM

Beaker:
Meep mee mee mee.
Meep meep meep.
Meeep meep meep.
Translation: It's funner that way.
Keeps those who don't understand guessing.
We'll have dinner--even if it is late.
(Gives her some roses, guides her out of the room)

Bunsen:
Beakie, I still nee-
(Door shuts)

Hmph.

Claudia:
(Giggles)
Have fun!

Erine81981

02-14-2008, 10:42 PM

*asleep on the couch* Zzzzzzzzzz......

Herry: Looks like Kyle's already asleep.

Grover: But what about the valentine cards?

Herry: We can do those tomorrow. I'm...*yawns*...tired. Good night Grover.

Grover: Good night Herry. I guess i will head to bed. Big day tomorrow. *hums as he heads to bed*

The Count

02-14-2008, 11:36 PM

*Finishes counting votes for awards this weekend.
*Three pairs of eyes look on from the secret office, known as Room #0.

Count: MC Dorms vere brought to you by the letter V, and by the number 2.
Nighty-night... And don't let the batty bats bite.

Beakerfan

02-15-2008, 01:02 AM

Alex: *sees Beaker and Kate leave together*

Sweetums: Hey! Beaker's got himself a new girl! That's great Alex! Now you don't have to worry about him & Tony fighting over you!

Alex: *looking slightly hurt* Oh... sure.... You know, I'd love to hang with you tonight Sweetums, but it's been an emotional and sad day.... I'm gonna go to bed. *hugs Sweetums and goes to bed*

Sweetums: *picks Bean up off the couch and quietly puts him to bed*

BeakerSqueedom

02-15-2008, 10:24 AM

Dun dun dun...

Mission Impossible plays.

Claudia:
Dun dun dee dee doo doo doo...
DOO DOO DOO!

A shadow is suspended in the air, held up by a stiff black wire in room, looks around shifty-eyed. The figure, being utterly dimwitted, floats about idly with an embarrassed stick-headed little muppet clad in a labcoat begging her to retreat to the safety of their room.

The stubborn "shadow", holds a bag of chocolates, teddybears, and even a collection of smurfs inside it. Groaning as her curly hair is pressed against her face.

[Alex's Room]

Claudia:
Seriously, I need to cut my hair bald.
I can't stand it.

Dr. Van Neuter:
Pardon, but we are on the way to humilliating ourselves severely. For example, why was it even necessary to dangle uselessly on a wire? When clearly you could have just left the bag in front of the door.

Bunsen:
Do not despair, Phillip.
If she falls off, it wouldn't be a crash!
It'd be just a painful correction of altitude!

Tsstsst.

Dr. Van Neuter:
Talk louder.
They can't hear you.
(Sarcasm dripping)

Bunsen:
Sure, why not?
It'd be quite a lovely surprise for Ale-
(Has a hand clamped over mouth)

Dr. Van Neuter:
You're the smart one here, you turkey!

Claudia:
TURKEY? Where? :3

Bunsen:
Mffmmm...

Dr. Van Neuter:
(Smacks forehead)
Time to run, idiots!

Claudia:
(Drops the huge bag and cuts herself loose)
EEEEEEEEE! OOOF!
(Runs away laughing like Peter Griffin)
Yeeheheheheheheheh...

---

Claudia:
Think Alex saw us?

Bunsen:
Not at all!
(Giddy)

Dr. Van Neuter:
Totally saw us, Claudia.
You even left the wire there.

Claudia:
(Falls flat on her face)
Wonder where's Beaker.

Beaker:
(Happily dances through the room)

Bunsen:
Beakie, you're ba-

Beaker:
(Goes into the bathroom for a shower)

Bunsen:
Ohh...
(Frowns)

The Count

02-15-2008, 10:32 AM

*Girlescent voices can be heard from Room #0... Who could be behind that closed door? We'll have to wait until the awards.
Come on guys... Let's go enjoy some cheesecake.
Gobble gobble cheesecake, gobble gobble cheesecake.
Cheesecake!

*OOC: Listening to MC Radio again.
*Notices Fatatatita has a little heart charm tied around her collar.
Huh... Who's this from now?

BeakerSqueedom

02-15-2008, 11:45 AM

Claudia:
Cheesecake?
I...want...some...
(Making the last few awards)

Dr. Van Neuter:
Cake are for early birds.
Not late ones.

Claudia:
I'm not a bird though. :3

Bunsen:
Point taken.

Winslow Leach

02-15-2008, 11:59 AM

Lefty: Hey, kid...kid...how's dat comin'?

Tony (at typewriter) I'm in the middle of act two...although I think I should go back and revise act one first, before I get in to deep...

Lefty: Didja write my character yet?

Tony: Your character?

Lefty: Yeah. Ya member ya said you was gonna write me into yer play, on account 'a dat swell song and sway I did fer yah?

Tony: Oh...you were being serious?

Lefty: What da--of course I was bein' serious, riiiiiiiight. Why would I joke about my tee-atrical aspery-ations?

Tony: Well...this is sort of a lighthearted comedy. I don't think there's room in it for an...er..."actor" of your...caliber.

Lefty: What's wit dem fancy woids? Speak in regular talk!

Tony: What I mean to say is...actually...I haven't been giving this thing as much attention as I should be...I've been thinking about...(gestures toward ceiling)

Lefty: Da ceiling again?

Tony: No, not the...Alex! It's Alex I'm thinking about!

Lefty: Oooooh...

Tony: She's been having it rough lately. I hope I was able to cheer her up with the presents I gave her on Valentine's Day.

Lefty: I still think you shoulda gone true me...I woulda gotten ya all dose gifts fer a steal!

Tony: That's precisely why I didn't ask you.

Lefty: Aw, Tommy, you hoit me. Whaddaya take me fer?

Tony: Anyway, I invited her to dinner here in the room over the weekend. I hope she accepts.

Lefty: Hey, Mr. Toitle! Dis guy tinks I'm some kinda teef or somethin'! Kin you believe da noive of dis guy?

Tony shakes his head, and begins to type.

The Count

02-15-2008, 12:51 PM

*Bats leave a slice of cheesecake on Claudia's windowsill for her to reach out and grab.

BeakerSqueedom

02-15-2008, 01:01 PM

Claudia:
Thank you!
Nice batties!
(Gives one a peck on the cheek)
(Gets the cake graciously)
See? Eddie's smart.
He knows I'm not a bird.

Dr. Van Neuter:
You're still on with that?

Claudia:
(mutters)

Winslow Leach

02-15-2008, 07:39 PM

The Newsman strolls in, confidently.

Newsie: Tonight's broadcast was perfect! It went off without a hitch, fellows! What's say I take you guys out for Italian?

Crazy Harry presses down the plunger on his explosive.

KA-BOOM!

The room shakes. When the smoke clears, all that's left of the Newsman are his shoes.

Muppet Newsgirl

02-15-2008, 08:49 PM

(gang is having a sing-along around the campfire - or to be more precise, the pot of chocolate fondue set up in the common room)

All: (slowly waving forks with pound cake cubes on them)

You are my sunshine...my only sunshine...when you're not happy, my skies are gray...you'll never know, dear, how much I love you...please don't take my sunshine away...

(phone rings)

Erin: I'll get it. (rests fork on pot, goes to answer phone) Hello...oh, hi, Claudia...uh-huh...okay, swell, I'll tell her. (cups hand over receiver) Hey, Nora!
Nora: What is it?
Erin: Claudia wants to know if she can borrow you for a fanfic.
Nora: Need to check my schedule, but I should be available. Tell her yes.
Erin: Sure. (to phone) You can borrow her, Claudia, but just bring her back in one piece, okay? Right, bye. (hangs up)
Beige: (munching on chocolate-dipped piece of cake) What do you want to sing next?
Scooter: (dipping cake into fondue) Oh, I don't know...what about one of those old tunes we learned for the Long, Long Ago Medley? "Oh Genevieve" or something.
Storyteller: (adjusting heat on pot and spearing another piece of cake) There's an old ballad my grandmother used to sing at the festival of the moon.
Beige: Why is it "used to sing?" Did the hail of tomatoes get to be too much for her? (suddenly cringes as Storyteller throws him the Look)
Nora: Oh, Beige, that's rough.
Erin: (returning to circle) Claudia will get to you with the details. (spears a piece of cake) So what are we singing now?
Scooter: Don't know...hey, did you know that the Righteous Brothers wrote a song about the plague?
Storyteller: No, what's it called?
Scooter: "Unchained Malady!"

(chorus of cackles and boos as dipping of cake and singing of old sentimental tunes resumes)

BeakerSqueedom

02-15-2008, 08:59 PM

Claudia:
Thank you very much!
Won't regret it!
(Eagerly hangs up, ignoring her back ache)
K, guys, I'mma crack my back.
Cover your ears!

Bunsen:
(Does so)

Dr. Van Neuter:
(Cringes)

Beaker:
(Twitches)

Claudia:
Crrrraaaccckkkkk!
These practices are so useful.
(Cheers quietly to herself)
Almost done with the fiiirrsstt chapter.

BeakerSqueedom

02-16-2008, 10:00 AM

Claudia:
Too inspired. Must write stories!

Bunsen:
You forget we have an event tonight that you simply must attend!

Claudia:
I promise I'll finish the chapter...
I promise you!
(Dramatically clings to her computer as she is tugged away by her roomies)
We'll always be together!
No matter how terrible I am at writing!
NOOOO!

The three:
(A moment of sympathy for Claudia)

Claudia:
(Sobs wildly)

Bunsen:
Chin up, dear!
No time for sadness in a day where happiness will show its face!
Trust me, this will be just fantastic.
Much fun will come our way, I'm sure.

Claudia:
(Sobs)
Bu...but....my storyyyy...

Bunsen:
(Pushes her lightly)

Claudia:
Fine...fine...I'll shower and get dressed.

Beaker:
Meee mee mee mee mee.

Dr. Van Neuter:
Yeah, I should probably check on Composta.

Beaker:
Meeep.

Dr. Van Neuter:
Yeah, totally.

The Count

02-16-2008, 11:15 AM

Yeah... Should probably hit the showers and get dressed too... Just waiting to get the call from Steve to record the audio version of the awards.
*Light giggling comes from behind the doors of Room #0.

Beakerfan

02-16-2008, 11:27 AM

Alex: Sweetums! Bean! Hurry up! You guys gotta get ready for tonight!

Sweetums: *wakes up* Oh! Right! Bean! C'mon! We gotta get ready!

Bean: Mphf! MMMphfff! Mmmhhfphm!

Sweetums: *stands up* Oh my gosh! Little buddy! I'm so sorry!

Bean: *crawls out from under Sweetums* It's ok....

BeakerSqueedom

02-16-2008, 12:06 PM

Claudia:
(Brushing wet hair)
Gosh do I need a haircut.
It's up to my back.

Too much curly hair= too much volume!
(Checks her cabinet for some mousse)
I can't believe it!
I...I RAN OUT!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(Puts on a bathrobe and shamelessly runs out of her room over to Alex's door)

ALEX! OPEN UP! EEEE!

---

Beaker:
(Covering eyes)
MEEE!

Bunsen:
My goodness!
(Bumps into a wall and falls over)

Dr. Van Neuter:
MY EYES!
OH GOD!
MY EYES!

---

Claudia:
Hey, I work out!
So SHUSH!

Anyway...

ALEX! EMERGENCY MAJOR!

D: NOOO MOUSSE!

Winslow Leach

02-16-2008, 12:59 PM

Tony is stretched out on his bed, reading. Crazy Harry is wrapped in a straight-jacket, tied to his cot. The Newsman, now back to normal, is asleep in his bed. Lefty is standing, dramatically speaking.

Lefty:

I went and gave da golden AN
Ta my special goil friend named Fran.
She said "I taught yer name was Stan,"
An' I said "no, you're wrong, Dan, I mean Fran.

Gimme back my golden AN,
On account of yer dumb mistake, Fran,"
But Fran said "take a walk, man,
Dis is is my golden AN!"
An' she hit me in da face with a fryin' pan!

Da end!

So whaddaya tink, kid? Kid? Hey, kid!

Tony (who hasn't been paying attention) Uh-huh...

Lefty: Da ya tink my poem was good?

Tony: Right.

Lefty: So, now kin I be in dat play yer writin'? Huh? Kin I?

Tony: What?

Lefty: Da play!

Tony: What are you talking about?

Lefty: Da play, da play!

Tony (looks around) Is this Fantasy Island? "The plane, the plane!"

Lefty: Wise guy, eh? So, can I be in da play?

Tony: No, Lucy, you can't be in the show!

Lefty does a quadruple-take.

Lefty: Ya mean I did all dat poitry stuff fer nothin'?

Tony: What poetry stuff?

Lefty: Ya didn't hear?

Tony: Actually, I've been reading this nifty book on--

Lefty: Den lend me yer ear!

Lefty assumes the dramatic position again, and starts to recite.

Lefty:

I went and gave da golden AN--

The Count

02-16-2008, 12:59 PM

Fragglemuppet

02-16-2008, 01:06 PM

So are you excited about tonight, guys?
Gobo: I sure am
Wembly: Yep, I sure am!
So, Gobo, you're going with Red. Are you going with anyone, Wembly?
Wembly: Yep, I'm going with Lou! Gee, I sure did miss her.
Yeah, I'm sorry she couldn't dorm with us this semester.
Wembly: That's okay, just as long as I can see her every once in a while.
Oh, of course! And maybe I'll even get to say hello to her myself. To be honest, I do miss her, too.
Gobo: Are you still going with Beaker?
Yep, that's the plan. Maybe we'll all meet up there, or maybe after. We'll see what happens.
Wembly: Yep, I guess we will.

Winslow Leach

02-16-2008, 01:09 PM

*A small figure pops out, almost elvan in appearance except for the tube of hair mousse primly propped up against his cap of chocolate locks.
Moosey the Hair Mousse Sprite: Nooo mousse!
*An odd two-toned whistle eminates in the hallway where Moosey was standing just a second ago, before vanishing once again.

*OOC: That's one for ya Leach, I'm sure you'll get the joke.

(hears Moosey the Hair Mousse Sprite out in the hall)

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Good one, Count! Classic!

Nooooooooooooooooooo mousse!

ROFL!

Lefty and Harry stare at Tony in fear and confusion...

BeakerSqueedom

02-16-2008, 01:12 PM

Beaker:
(Overhearing Kate)
Meep meep meep.
(Looks into his watch)

Bunsen:
Going to pick her up?

Beaker:
(Nods)
Meep.

Bunsen:
are you sure you should be going in that?
looks awfully inappropriate for such an event.
Don't you think?

Beaker:
(Blinks)
Meep?
(Looks down)
(Blushes)

Dr. van Neuter:
Nice jammies, Beaker.
(Teasing)

Fragglemuppet

02-16-2008, 01:56 PM

*noticing the time* Oh, I didn't know it was so late! I better start getting ready!
*searches through closet* Ah, very nice.
*Puts on bathrobe and goes for shower. Comes back, brushes hair, which if I may say so myself is nice and silky today, and puts on a silky lavindar with some lace at the collar, and a pair of slacks. Puts on a dolphin bracelet, and fascens locket around neck.* There. Wow, I don't remember when I last dressed up this much!
Wembly: Wow, you sure look pretty!
Awww, thanks Wembly!
Gobo: Yeah, I really like your bracelet.
Thanks, it's from the Dominican Republic. I was there a couple of years ago.
Wembly: Um, where's that?
It's an island on the Carribean Ocean.
Wembly: What's that?
Me: *slight headake beginning to form*
Gobo: *getting the message* The two of us'll have ta go there some time and find out, eh Wembly?
Wembly: I'll say!
Me: *sprays on a little perfume*

redBoobergurl

02-16-2008, 02:02 PM

*The residents of room 3 are busily preparing for the festivities of tonights awards. Makeup, hair, fancy dresses, the whole nine yards.*

The Count

02-16-2008, 02:10 PM

*Meanwhile... Downstairs...
UD, with his grave shirt on and fitting one clawed leg through his pressed pants: Aren't you going to get ready Ed? Get bathed and dressed and all that?
*The dragon buttons and zips up his troublesome trousers.
Me: Yes... But I'm the one who has to wait to get the call and actually do the announcements.
UD,clutching his coat as one arm promptly slides in: Mmm. It's understood my fiend. By the by, where's Count?
Me: Oh, he's been ready since a couple of hours ago. He met Countess Dahling and left to get the bats 'n' bolts prepped through one final run-through of their chiropteran choreography.
Uncle D merely nods as he adjusts the chinking chains around his cuffs.
UD: Very well... We'll meet you there. *Sniffs the air with his spook snout. Is that... Eau de Ash?
He opens the door to their room to find his date, an equally dazzling vision of doomed delight. He wraps claws with Eleanor before bussing her lightly, then both depart for the convention center where the awards are to be held.

Me: *Sighs... It'll have to wait. But at least both my boys got their ghouls to keep 'em company.

Winslow Leach

02-16-2008, 05:50 PM

Lefty strolls down the hall, carrying a bouquet of flowers. He wears a snazzy tux, his trenchcoat and his hat. He knocks on Kathy's door, ready to pick up Prairie.

Lefty: Hey, Prairie, ya in dere? Dis is yer prince! I've come ta take ya to da awards!

Winslow Leach

02-16-2008, 05:52 PM

The ceremony is beginning. Tony has his his tux on, except for his jacket. He flies out of the room, putting on his jacket, as he runs down the hall.

The Count

02-16-2008, 06:04 PM

*In Room #1. OK... Steve and I will recordify the audio tomorrow. Prawn's getting things started. *Hums a snatch of theMuppet Show theme. I'll take over hosting duties afterwards. Good thing I finally got showered and dressed and everything.

*Picks up wristwatch, fastening it around my left wrist. 7:30 PM? Just in time to make it overto the convention center. *Takes shades and walking cane. If only...

*As he walks out of the room, the door to the secret office opens. Standing behind it looms a familiar female figure. Her hair of blonde sweeps downwards in a graceful arc to her soft shoulderline. Wearing a bright cherry red dress that reaches down to the ground, she deftly grabs onto Ed's arm in hers. The fabric of the brown armlength free-floating sleeve brushes against his own while she hugs our hero. He can feel that the back of the dress spans into a fine fringe, leaving a large heart shape vacant, graced by a smaller batlike opening atop the arterial wall.
"A-A-Autumn?"
"Yes dear... Didn't the boys tell you? Of course not. Countess and Eleanor and I were planning to surprise you all as a trio. But wen you went your separate ways..."
"Mmm... At least you're here."
She smiled that dazzling dental flash of hers as the couple raced upwards in the elevator, still talking.
*Inside the elevator...
"By the by... That was quite a hug."
"Thanks. But then again, that's why this dress is called 'Cherries Deluxe'" she intimated, slyness in her tone.
"Huh?"
"Well... Just give me your hand for a moment..."
The damsel leaned Ed's hand towards the brooch near her other arm. She had picked out a lightly gleaming crescent moon to pin up her parelle tonight. She then steerd his hand to the throbbing black cherry stoned hearts lining the bottom of her dress, using her free hand to lift up the lower ruffles. True enough, the dress ended in equally lightly luminescent fluffy folds ringed by two spaced circles of the little stone-hearted fruits—each glimmering with the shade of sheen as they were caught by the overhanging ilumination of the dorms' lobby.

"Seems like you're ready for the awards..."
"That, and maybe something else. After all, you haven't forgotten about Valentine's, hav you Edward?"
"Huh? Uh... No... But come on, the party's starting without us."
Masking his unease levelly—owing partly to the fact his escort was scheming during this time as well—they sallied fort into the twinkling twilight en route to the convention center to usher in this year's festivities.

BEAR

02-16-2008, 06:08 PM

Bryan: Come on, gang! We don't wanna be late!

BeakerSqueedom

02-16-2008, 06:18 PM

Claudia:
(Runs out of the room dragging Bunsen)

Bunsen:
Oh dear!

Claudia:
I. Can't. Be. Late!

Bunsen:
You look very elegant, dearie!

Claudia:
Gee thanks!
Tell me that again when we get
to the ceremony!

HI, AUTUMN!
(Runs past her)

Bunsen:
I'm feeling woozy.

Claudia:
DON'T WORRY!
WE WILL MAKE IT!
(Smacks head-on to the wall and collapses)

Bunsen:
The nerve.

The Count

02-16-2008, 06:37 PM

*Wakes Claudia and helps her back to her feet. Come on... I can hear the Muppet chorus getting things started. And that Nick guy's munching on some sugar he brought himself.

*Later... Everyone's at the ceremony, the first award being handed out with a bit of heckling from the crowd's perennial party-poopers up in the balcony.

BEAR

02-16-2008, 06:57 PM

Big Bird: (On the phone with Snuffy) Are you sure you can't come, Snuffy? It's going to be fun.
Snuffy: No, I need to stay here and wait for my mom to call about Alice. Alice is supposed to have her first dental check up today. My mom has to work and I'm the only one who can take her. I'll be watching from home though.
Big Bird: But it's Saturday.
Snuffy: Yeah...I know.
Big Bird: What a good big brother you are! Okay, Snuff, but we'll miss you!
Snuffy: I'll miss you too, Bird! So long!
Bryan: No, Snuffy, huh?
Big Bird: No...
Bryan: Well, we'll still have fun. Abby is waiting over there with Beth! Let's go see them!
Big Bird: Yeah (lightens up a bit)
Ernie: Come on, Bert. Let's go find our seats.
Bert: I wonder who's doing the catering.
Cookie: You read me mind!

Beauregard

02-16-2008, 07:51 PM

Bo: Is it possible that we can be here and there and there and here?
Beau: Do clocks tick or tock?
Bo: Good point! *dissapears*

Winslow Leach

02-17-2008, 10:55 AM

Lefty wakes, on his hammock. A large bump is on his head.

Lefty: Owwww...what da...?

Tony: Have you learned your lesson?

Lefty: Huh?

Tony: That bump.

Lefty: Riiiiiight...

Tony: You tried pushing a pinata filled with rocks to someone...

Lefty: Dat's one of my specialties...da never-break pinata...guaranteed never ta break!

Tony: Well...that big dude you tried selling it to almost broke your head! I had to step in before he really pounded you! You immediately crumpled to the ground after he hit you with your pinata. You were out like a light, man! I carried you back here, and put you in your hammock.

Lefty: Tanks, kid, dat's really square of ya. Hey, would you like an unbreakable pinata? I'll sell it to ya for tree cents!

Tony: Sleep it off, Lefty. I'm going back to the ceremony...

(Tony leaves the room)

Winslow Leach

02-17-2008, 05:58 PM

Tony: Hey, Left-a-rooney, how's it going?

Lefty: Just when I taught I was gonna have some peace!

Tony: You've been in here all day. You've had more than enough peace.

Lefty: Whaddaya want? Are da awards over?

Tony: Not quite. I wanted to stop by to see how you were.

Lefty: I'm doin' good. Riiiiiiiight!

Tony: Well, I have something to cheer you up!

Lefty sits up on his hammock.

Lefty: I won an award?

Tony: Er...not exactly...

Tony produces a ukelele. He strums it, and begins to sing "Any Old Iron," at a rapid pace, about ten times faster than it's normally sung.

Ooooh, just a week or two ago, my poor old Uncle Bill,
Went and kicked the bucket, and he left me in his will.
The other day I popped around to see poor Auntie Jane,
She said, "Your Uncle Bill has left you a watch and chain."

I put it on right across my vest,
Thought I looked a dandy as it dangled on my chest,
Just to flash it off I started walking 'round about,
A lot of nippers followed me and all began to shout:

Any old iron, any old iron, any, any, any old iron?
You look neat - talk about a treat,
You look dapper from your napper to your feet.
Pressed in style, brand new tile,
And your father's old green tie on,
But I wouldn't give you tuppence for your old watch chain,
Old iron, old iron?

Ready for the next verse? O-kay!

(the song is performed at a FASTER pace)

Shan't forget when I got married to Selina Brown,
The way people laughed at me, it made me feel a clown.
I began to wonder, when their dials began to crack,
If by mistake I'd got my Sunday trousers front to back.

I wore my chain on my darby kell,
The sun was shining on it and it made me look a swell,
The organ started playing and the bells began to ring,
My chain began to rattle, so the choir began to sing:

Ooooh, any old iron, any old iron, any, any, any old iron?
You look neat - talk about a treat,
You look dapper from your napper to your feet.
Pressed in style, brand new tile,
And your father's old green tie on,
But I wouldn't give you tuppence for your old watch chain,
Old iron, old iron?

Okay, Lefty...now you join in!

Ooooh, any old iron, any old iron, any, any, any old iron?
You look neat--

Lefty, who has had a pillow over his head, during the above, screams, and runs out of the doorm.

Well. That'll get him back to the ceremony!

(in Snagglepuss voice)

Exit...stage left!

(leaves room)

Skeeter Muppet

02-18-2008, 12:04 AM

Kim: Well Boober, I must say you did a terrific job as a presenter for the awards ceremony.
Boober: Thanks, but did Ed really have to bring Sidebottom into it? *shudders*
Kim: Aw, you love the guy and you know it.
Boober: In small doses.
Tosh: Kim, are you okay?
Kim: Yeah, Tosh; why do you ask?
Mimzy: Well, we thought you might be, well, sad because you didn't win anything.
Kim: I'm a bit disappointed, but we can't all win these things. Everyone who won something tonight did so because they deserved it. Plus, well...I'm just used to not winning.
Gillis: Oh, come off it.
Kim: No, really. I can count the number of times I placed when I was on Speech Team in high school on one hand.

-Kim

Beauregard

02-18-2008, 07:57 AM

Bo: *alseep*
Beau: *dusting Z's out of the air*

redBoobergurl

02-18-2008, 08:09 AM

Beth *enters the dorm room carrying a sleeping Abby*: Well, the awards sure were fun, but I guess she got a little tired out from all the excitement.
Mokey: I had so much fun presenting. I'm glad to see you won an award for your short Christmas story.
Beth: Me too, that was a nice surprise.
Wanda: I always did like that one
Beth: So where's Red, I thought she'd beat me back here
Mokey: I think she's still off with Gobo!
Beth: Wow! I guess they had a good time then! Anyway, who's up for some pancakes, I'm starving.
Mokey: Ooh, me!
Wanda: Me too!
Beth: All right, let's get some! *gently puts Abby into her bed*

The Count

02-18-2008, 09:35 AM

Pffffffhew. At least that's over with . Lot of work, but lot of fun too.
Count: You didn't sound too bad on that podcast thing.
Thanks Count.
UD: So where are the girls?
They had to jet off back to their regular day jobs.
Count: At least we had a splendid time while they vere here.
Yep, even gave them their Valentine's gifts.

Oh well... Back to the grind here at the good ol' MC dorms.
*Puts up his six trophies in the display case and pins the certificates made by Claudia on the bulletin board for a while or week's time or so.

BeakerSqueedom

02-18-2008, 10:07 AM

Bunsen:
What a thrilling experience!
I nearly had a blood clot when I discovered you...
you...OH BEAKER!
(Clings to him)

Oh, Beakie, I promise to never sacrifice you for the sake of science...

Never ever again...

Beaker:
(Eyes go wide)
Mu-mu-meeeeee?

Bunsen:
A credible promise, Beakie!
Cross my heart and never hope to decease!

Beaker:
(Hugs Bunsen tightly)
Mee mee mee meeee!
MEEE MEEE MEE!
(Enthusiastically praising him)

Bunsen:
Tch, tch, tch!
Now now, dry your eyes.
(Hands him a handkercheif)

Beaker:
(Blows into it)

Bunsen:
Another option, too.
(Clears throat)

Beaker:
(Nods)
(Hands him it)

Bunsen:
(Masks his discomfort)
Keep it.

Beaker:
Mee mee.

Bunsen:
You're very, very welcome.
(Silence fills the air)

Hop into the taffy puller, Beakie!
I'm sure we can get that one to work!
Tsstsstsst!

Beaker:
MEEE?
(Faints)

Beakerfan

02-18-2008, 12:52 PM

Bean: *eating taffy*

Alex: Where'd you get that?

Bean: Oh, Mr. Honeydew was demonstrating his taffy puller.....

Alex: Oh. It didn't involve Beaker, did it?

Bean: Well..... only at first......

Alex: *bashes into Claudia's room* Beaker! Beaker! Speak to me Beaker! *gently holding the fainted meeper, running her hand through his hair*

BeakerSqueedom

02-18-2008, 01:20 PM

Bunsen:
Oh, dear...
I killed him again.

Claudia:
Oops, you killed him again.
You played with his thoughts!
Got lost in the game...

Oh, Baby! Baby!

Oops, he thought...

Bunsen:
Please, stop.
Not to worry, he fainted, Alex dear.
Would you like something to eat?

Beaker:
Me...emeeee...

Beakerfan

02-18-2008, 01:29 PM

Alex: *still holding Beaker* No, thanks, Bunnie. Is he gonna be all right? I mean, should I get some smelling salts or water or something?

Bean: Gee, Alex. You act like you've never seen someone faint before....

Alex: *glares at Bean*

BeakerSqueedom

02-18-2008, 01:34 PM

Bunsen:
I knew it, the name "Bunnie" is getting contagious.

Claudia:
But, it's so cute!

Bunsen:
That's Dr. to you!
It's alright, Alex.
Beakie will be himself in a few seconds.
He's been trained for such situations!

Beaker:
(Glares at Bunsen)

Bunsen:
Well, it wasn't life threatning, Beakie!

Claudia:
Laa laa...

Dr. Van Neuter:
Cut it.

Beakerfan

02-18-2008, 01:38 PM

Alex: Oh, Beaker! You're allright! Thank goodness! I was so worried..... *snugs Beaker*

Bean: Hi Dr. Van Neuter! Don't you think my new shirt is just adorable? I got new shoes too! Aren't they cute?

Winslow Leach

02-18-2008, 01:41 PM

Lefty: Hey kid, ya know what ya done? Ya spooked me wit dat song...I had nightmares all night! I don't even feel like stoppin' down by da docks dis mornin' ta pick up my weekly haul.

Tony: Sorry, chief. I was only trying to cheer you up.

Lefty: Nightmares! Nightmares, I tells ya!

Newsman: Heh heh heh.

Lefty: Whaddaya laughin' at?

Newsman: The thought of Tony singing!

Tony: Hey, whose side are you on?

Newsman: The side of the traumatized little sneak thief shivering in his hammock.

Tony: Oh yeah? Well, did you hear the latest weather report?

Newsman: No, I don't believe I--

Tony: It seems bags of doorknobs are raining from the sky. But the funniest part about it is, it only strikes certain people, rather than certain areas.

Newsman: Why, that's the most preposterous--

(Hundreds of bags, filled with doorknobs, immediately rain down exactly where the Newsman is standing. He crumples into a heap, out cold pretty much from the first bag to hit his noggin)

Tony: That'll teach ya to laugh at my singing!

Winslow Leach

02-18-2008, 01:46 PM

Tony pokes the trap door with the handle of a broomstick.

Alex! Alex? Are you up there?

Fragglemuppet

02-18-2008, 01:48 PM

Wembly: Gee, I wonder where Gobo is.
Hmmm, I don't know. I guess he's with Red; Beth said she didn't come home either.
Wembly: You don't suppose somthing happened to them, do you?
Oh know, I'm sure whereever they are they're having a wonderful time. *to self* I bet. *to Wembly* I'm just going to see Beaker, to thank him for taking me to the awards. Oh, you were fantastic with the presenting, by the way!
Wembly: Wow, thanks! Oh well, I'll see you when you get back then.
Alright, be back in a few minutes.
*thinking to myself as I'm leaving the room* I really had a good time at the ceremony, but I can't believe what Bunsen did to Beaker! Oh well, at least it ended up alright.
*At Claudia's room, the door is open, and I run into Alex.* Hi Claudia. Oh hey Alex! Wait a second, what's going on in here? Notices Beaker is unconscious* Beaker? Beaker? *turns to Bunsen angrily* What did you do this time you..you..aaarrrgh! Just when I thought things were going to be nice for a while, and I thought Beaker and I might have a future... Oh Beaker, come back to me! *to Bunsen* He better!

Beakerfan

02-18-2008, 01:53 PM

redBoobergurl

02-18-2008, 01:53 PM

*Red tries to sneak into room 3*
Mokey: Red! There you are!
Red: Oh...hi Mokey, I didn't think anyone would be here or up for that matter
Mokey: Where were you after the awards?
Red: Um, Gobo showed me some of the neat places he's discovered around town, you know, from exploring and stuff?
Mokey: Usually you're not interested in that kind of thing
Red: Well, no, but I don't know, it was kind of fun. And then we had breakfast at Everybody Eats and now I'm back
Mokey: Are you sure that's all that happened?
Red *blushes a little*: Yes I am sure. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm exhausted *bounces off to her bed while Mokey just smiles and shakes her head*

BeakerSqueedom

02-18-2008, 01:59 PM

Bunsen:
But, isn't this all part of the comedy?

Beaker:
(Sees Katie and swoons happily, once more)

Claudia:
Got the case of the jitterbug.
Don't worry, Katie.
Lucky guy there.

Bunsen:
I'll just be...
(Sneaks to the kitchen)

Dr. Van Neuter:
ADORABLE, Bean.
Like, awesome.

BeakerSqueedom

02-18-2008, 02:00 PM

Beaker:
(Is held away by Alex)

Bunsen:
That's my assistant!

Beakerfan

02-18-2008, 02:08 PM

Alex: *oblivious to the fact that she should set Beaker down*

Sweetums: It's no use... she was called away by Tony and can't be torn between the two loves of her life.

Winslow Leach

02-18-2008, 02:08 PM

Alex: *still snuggling Beaker* Oh hi Kate! Beaker's ok. A little mad at a certain scientist, but he'll be allright.

Sweetums: *opens the trap door* Just a minute! I'll go get Alex! *runs across the hall* Alex! Alex! Tony wants to talk to ya!

Alex: Oh! Ok! *hurries into her room, forgetting to put Beaker down* Hi Tony!

Sweetums: Alex! Bring him back!

Hey Alex! Um...watch Beaker's head there...

Here's a little card I got for you, thanking you for being my date at the award ceremony...

And I was wondering, if you would like to have dinner some night here in my room?

Beakerfan

02-18-2008, 02:15 PM

Alex: *absent-mindedly holds Beaker closer, protectively* Aw, thank you! The card is adorable! And I would love to have dinner with you one of these nights! *gazes dreamily down at Tony*

BeakerSqueedom

02-18-2008, 02:18 PM

Beaker:
(Wakes up)
Meeep?
Mee mee mee mee.
(Wonders where Katie went)
Meeeeee?

(Scratches head)
Mwomeeemeeeemooo?
(Sees Tony)

Mee.
(Passes him a peace treaty, written in caligraphy)

Beakerfan

02-18-2008, 02:27 PM

Alex: *realizes what Beaker is doing* Wha- what's this? *stares at Beaker, tears in her eyes* You - you mean you don't love me anymore? You're giving up? I thought we had something - special!

Winslow Leach

02-18-2008, 02:33 PM

Alex: *absent-mindedly holds Beaker closer, protectively* Aw, thank you! The card is adorable! And I would love to have dinner with you one of these nights! *gazes dreamily down at Tony*

Awwww....now you're making me blush, sweetie! Great! Okay! Um, is there anything particular you would like? I'll call it in, and set things up for us! And don't worry...I'll get rid of the three stooges here, so we won't be disturbed by their antics.

The Card...

Alex-

Thank you for accompanying me to the MC awards. So happy you won! I had a great time! Even with the Leprechauns. Thank you again, sweetie!

I love you!
Tony

BeakerSqueedom

02-18-2008, 02:36 PM

Beaker:
Mee....meee.
(Takes her hand into his kindly)
Mee mee mee.
Mee mee mee meee.
Meemwooooooooo.
(Pats it)
Mee. Mee mee mee mee.
Mee meee meee mee.
(Dries her tears with his sleeve)
Mee mee meep.

Bunsen:
Yes, it was special.
But I've found someone else, darling.
Don't you cry, you have the dashing Anthony.
The treaties are just to stabilize a potential friendship.
He's a good man, he'll be your all.

<3

That's what he says.

Claudia:
(Blows her nose)
That's so beautiful.

BeakerSqueedom

02-18-2008, 02:39 PM

Awwww....now you're making me blush, sweetie! Great! Okay! Um, is there anything particular you would like? I'll call it in, and set things up for us! And don't worry...I'll get rid of the three stooges here, so we won't be disturbed by their antics.

The Card...

Alex-

Thank you for accompanying me to the MC awards. So happy you won! I had a great time! Even with the Leprechauns. Thank you again, sweetie!

I love you!
Tony

Claudia:
What?
Say that to my face, you limp noodle!

Bunsen:
He did.

Claudia:
He needs to say it to my fist now.

Bunsen:
Oh, good point.

Beakerfan

02-18-2008, 02:40 PM

Alex: *clearly hurt, pouts a little* Well, fine then.

Sweetums: Uh-oh.... Beaker, get out, quick!

Alex: *tosses Beaker out of her room and climbs down the ladder to Tony's room, shutting the door*

Sweetums: Too late... don't worry though. She'll be ok after a few minutes....

BeakerSqueedom

02-18-2008, 02:46 PM

Beaker:
Meep?
MWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(Flies out the window)

Claudia:
(Gasps)

Bunsen:
He'll live through it.

---

Beaker:
(Gets electrocuted on a wire, before falling to the ground)
Meee...
(Groans)
Mee mee mee.

Dr. Van Neuter:
Women. Can't live with them, can't live without them.

Beaker:
Meesheesh.

Beakerfan

02-18-2008, 02:49 PM

Sweetums: Aw, gee, I'm real sorry she did that, little guy! I hope you're ok! Oh, and if I were you, I'd be wary when the full moon comes out.... I'll try to make sure she wears her silver charms, but you can never tell.

Beakerfan

02-18-2008, 04:00 PM

Alex: *yelling to Beaker* I'll get you! Just wait! I'll have my revenge! No one - *to Tony* You know, seafood would be nice... *to Beaker* No one disses the Queen of the Lycanthropes!

BeakerSqueedom

02-18-2008, 04:13 PM

Beaker:
MEEEP?
(Sinks his head into his shirt)

Bunsen:
Oh dear.

Claudia:
:0 Oooo!
Beaker, you're in troubleeee!

Bunsen:
Yes he is.
Any last words, Beakie?

Beaker:
Mee meee mee.

Bunsen:
Very inspirational.
Meep.

Beakerfan

02-18-2008, 04:18 PM

Sweetums: Bean, we're gonna have trouble.... *pulls a small calendar out of his pocket* Yikes! Bean, go make sure Alex is wearing her charms! She just might pull something!

Bean: *runs to Tony's room*

Sweetums: Uh... I gotta go! I hope you're ok, and uh, be careful! *runs off*

The Count

02-18-2008, 04:29 PM

*Passing by... Don't worry Beaker, there'll be a full lunar eclipse this Wednesday. So if Alex wants any "revenge" she'll have to do it herself. Unless you apologize and clear the air between you two.
*Goes back to his room.

Beakerfan

02-18-2008, 04:41 PM

Green Anything Muppet Boy: *walking by* Yeah, unfortunately for you guys the moon will still be visible.... and the eclipse only lasts for 51 minutes....

The Count

02-18-2008, 04:58 PM

Huh? Get outta here... That eclipse will last a coupla hours, and then a partial eclipse will last for another coupla hours after that.

*Sends bats out to pick up our dinner from one of the local eateries.

Winslow Leach

02-18-2008, 06:09 PM

Tony (to Alex) So, seafood? Great! Let me know what night, and I'll set everything up!

Okay...this is my room. As you know, I share it with a rather eccentric lot. Um, this is my bed here, with the SpongeBob sheets and pillowcase...the bed next to mine belongs to the Newsman, or Newsie, as you call him...that cot in the corner is Crazy Harry's. I figured he'd be most comfortable on a cot, since he's been in and out of hospitals quite frequently. He seems to like it. Actually, he should be on there now. I finally had him straight-jacketed after he bit Newsie the other day, but he seems to have escaped. Newsie is down at the Muppet Theatre. Probably will come back with some kind of fracture...he usually does...and this is the closet...but it also serves as Lefty's bedroom. He sleeps on this hammock over here.

Um...TV is there, we get a lot of cool channels...stereo...really great CD collection, especially if you're into classic rock, which I know you are...DVDs...books...a lot of non-fiction stuff, but fiction, too.

Oh, here's my desk, and my typewriter. That other desk belongs to Newsie, that's his typewriter. And, um...I put up some posters today. Here's one for Jean-Luc Godard's A bout de souffle, or Breathless, one of my favorite films...here's one for Hitchcock's Psycho...this one is a bunch of Disney characters...oh, and here is a Simpsons one, with like every citizen of Springfield...and...oh yeah, a classic Elvis shot from the 1950s...

Beakerfan

02-18-2008, 06:20 PM

Alex: Wow! This looks great! I love the posters! *sits down on the bed* And Spongebob? Dude. This rocks. So, how's tomorrow night work for ya?

Winslow Leach

02-18-2008, 06:32 PM

Alex: Wow! This looks great! I love the posters! *sits down on the bed* And Spongebob? Dude. This rocks. So, how's tomorrow night work for ya?

Glad you like the posters! Sure, tomorrow night is fine! I'll arrange everything for you! All you have to bring is yourself!

BEAR

02-18-2008, 07:12 PM

Winslow Leach

02-18-2008, 07:23 PM

(pops up again in Tony's room)
Cookie: Hello! So, Tony...me just wondering when we gonna get together for another dinner party. (turns to Alex) He make best coconut shrimp. It to die for. (to Tony) So? Huh? Huh? Huh?

Gee, thanks, Cookie...but I have to be honest with you...I ordered the coconut shrimp! But you enjoyed it, so all's well. How about Wednesday? Would that suit you? I'd love to have you over for dinner again!

BEAR

02-18-2008, 07:30 PM

Gee, thanks, Cookie...but I have to be honest with you...I ordered the coconut shrimp! But you enjoyed it, so all's well. How about Wednesday? Would that suit you? I'd love to have you over for dinner again!

Cookie: You going to have cookies?

Winslow Leach

02-18-2008, 07:40 PM

Cookie: You going to have cookies?

Of course! What meal would be complete without cookies?

BEAR

02-18-2008, 07:41 PM

Cookie: Now you talking! Okay, see you later. Buh-Bye!

Winslow Leach

02-18-2008, 07:50 PM

Cookie: Now you talking! Okay, see you later. Buh-Bye!

Okay, bud! Take care!

BEAR

02-18-2008, 08:04 PM

Bryan: (finishes hanging the framed award on the wall) What do you think?
Ernie: Very nice.
Big Bird: Congratulations on your award, Bryan.
Bryan: Thanks, Big Bird. But to be honest with you, I really didn't expect to win anything. I mean, I was kind of in and out a lot of the year, mostly out. It means a lot to me that people still recognized me. Hey, I was just enjoying being there and enjoying the awards show.
Ernie: It sure was fun!
Bert: Oh, it sure was!
Snuffy: I watched from home and you all looked great.
Bryan: Say, where's Cookie Monster?
Ernie: He keeps wanting to go over to Tony's room lately.
Bryan: Hmmm...hope he's not bothering Tony.

BeakerSqueedom

02-18-2008, 08:12 PM

Claudia:
Bunnie, something is wrong with my computer.
Do you think it'll last five years?

Bunsen:
Obsoletely!

Claudia:
Not the puns!
(Groans)

tvlistingman

02-18-2008, 08:17 PM

PETER: So It's Monday Night, Presidents Day and what should we do

ZOE: Why don't we take a swim in the pool

BABY BEAR: And Get some Burgers at Charlie's

LITTLE BIRD: So let's go!

Beakerfan

02-18-2008, 08:22 PM

Alex: *still sitting on the bed* Sooo..... um, well...... I'd better go check on the boys. *opens the trapdoor in time to see Sweetums hiding a pair of silver shackles* Sweetums?

Sweetums: WHOA.... um..... HIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiii.... *cheesy grin*

Alex: I'm not even gonna ask. As long as those aren't for Bean, I don't care what your extra-curricular activities involve.....

Sweetums: *sheepishly skulks out the door*

BeakerSqueedom

02-18-2008, 08:32 PM

Claudia:
(Blinks)
Sweetums, why do you have...
THOSE?

Bunsen:
(Reddens)
Oh my.

Beaker:
(Rolls eyes at their weird thoughts)
Mee meee mee.

Dr. Van Neuter:
Outta the gutter, boys.
That might be for Alex when she changes form.

Claudia:
(Blushes)
OHHH!

Winslow Leach

02-18-2008, 08:38 PM

Beakerfan

02-18-2008, 08:39 PM

Winslow Leach

02-18-2008, 08:41 PM

Sweetums: Bean, what are they talking about? *to Claudia and the gang* Yeah, those are silver shackles. Just in case Alex tries to bite anyone. I thought they'd be handy, you know?

Bean: Don't look at me, I'm too cute and innocent to understand it....

Exactly...I certainly didn't mean to insinuate...um...hey, don't look at me, either! Uh...I'm also too cute and innocent to understand...well...I'm innocent...

Fpoon, Alex?

Beakerfan

02-18-2008, 08:45 PM

Alex: I'm gonna have to go have a talk with that young man.... later! So... Fpoons..... much more fun to say than "Spork" doncha think? It's sort of a joke my dad and I have, which I think stemmed off of a Jack in the Box commercial.

Skeeter Muppet

02-18-2008, 08:46 PM

Kim: Rats!
Boober: Where?
Kim: Figurative rats, Boober.
Boober: Oh.
Gillis: What's the problem this time?
Kim: The price of a book I wanted to pre-order online; the total's bigger than what I've got left on my gift card. I knew I shouldn't have gotten that FoxTrot book while I was at B&N today...
Gillis: You could put it on hold for yourself at the library.
Kim: Yeah, and I already did that, but there are two people ahead of me.
Boober: It'll give you time to read the rest of the stuff you bring home. When you're not reading profiles, that is.
Kim: Thank you Boober, you're so helpful.
Boober: I try.

-Kim

BeakerSqueedom

02-18-2008, 08:46 PM

Claudia:
(Clears throat)
Oh, ok, Sweetums!

Bunsen:
Que sera, sera!
(Chuckles)
Keep a watchful eye on her!
I'll be too busy to do so.

Claudia:
(Smiles)
(Blushing)
(Drags her roomies away)

Beakerfan

02-18-2008, 08:48 PM

Sweetums: *blushes and hurries off*

Bean: Well.... here I am.... all by myself..... all by my cute little self..... alone..... in the hall...... no one around....... *gets spooked and runs into his room*

Winslow Leach

02-18-2008, 09:08 PM

Why...yes, Alex, I do believe fpoon is much more fun to say than spork, now that you mention it...

Hang on, I must give it the ultimate test...

(stands and poses dramatically, as if he is about to give the Shakesperean performance of his life; after a few beats, he speaks, in a Laurence Olivier-style voice)

Fpoon...Fpoon...Fpoon...
O mighty Fpoon,
Why do ye mock thee?
A Fpoon, a Fpoon,
My kingdom for a Fpoon!
A Fpoon by any other name
Would smell as sweet!
O Fpoon, where is thy sting?
And thus with a Fpoon, I die!

(holds dramatic pose for a few seconds, then breaks out of it)

Right. Works for me!