Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[The Count]

*Waves hi back at Beaker and his friends. Hey Claudia, no worries, I'm no stranger to procrastination myself. When you can get it done, it's OK.
For now, just sit down and enjoy the movie. Ooh, it's starting, there comes Kermit whistling that tune Lisa loves so.

[BeakerSqueedom]

*Giggle*

Bunsen: That movie was interesting. I prefer Muppets from Space.

Beaker: Meemee.

Bunsen: We were in the movie more often.


Claudia: Thanks Eddie. *Sigh of relief* X3

Beaker: Meeemeeee

[Erine81981]

*using the phone and calls Bryan's room* Hey there Bryan! Hows things at the dorms?

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *grabs phone from Kyle* Kyle? KYLE? Quick! I need you to call Biff and Sully! Tell them I need my room salvaged from the pile of... of... room below!

[Ruahnna]

Fozzie: Are there any more blondies left?
(Piggy looks up from her perch in one of the lime-green tween armchairs.)
Piggy: I trust vous were NOT speaking about me?
Fozzie: What? No! NO! I was talking about the brownies. THe non-brown brownies, that are blonde. (desperately) Um, Catherine calls them blondies.
Piggy: (mildly) Bring me one, won't you?
Fozzie: Yes ma'am. Will do once I find them....

[BeakerSqueedom]

YAY FOR RU! XD

Bunsen: *Looks through a microscope* This is most disturbing yet exhilerating!

Claudia: What?

Bunsen: I am examining my hand and it turns out that every living organisim has a parasite. Billions living on our skin without notice. They dwell on the hair of your arms and even beneath your skin. Thay've been known to live in your stomach as well. Their physical appearance is repulsive--just like any strange insect you've encountered in this very lifetime. The feed on your dead skin cells or (depending) feed on the food you eat which causes you to eat more.

Claudia: *Eating* ....Oh my gosh! EW! EW! *Rushes to take her second shower of the day*

Bunsen: To your misfortune, they are not easily removed! You must take a colon cleanser to remove them from your stomach and avoid sweets as they pretty much live upon that!

Claudia: SHUT UP BUNSEN!

Bunsen: Hmph, how rude.

Beaker: *touching stomach and face* Meeemeeemeeee! *Panic*

Bunsen: *Looks sly and peeks into his microscope once more* Did you know we have baby eggs floating about in our bloodstream and into the arteries? *Jokes*

Beaker: MEEEMEEEMEEEE! *Runs to see a doctor*

Bunsen: Tsstsst *Chuckles*

[Erine81981]

Ryan: *grabs phone from Kyle* Kyle? KYLE? Quick! I need you to call Biff and Sully! Tell them I need my room salvaged from the pile of... of... room below!
*on the phone* Uh sorry Ryan that is not me. That's my robot that Bunsan made while i would be away. So your taking the phone away from my robot. I'm still at home with Grover, Herry, Murray, Maurice and Oscar. Understand now? Here is the number to Biff and Sully. 555-7890. Now i'll call Bryan and see what he's up too. *hangs up phone and diels Bryan's phone*

[BeakerSqueedom]

*on the phone* Uh sorry Ryan that is not me. That's my robot that Bunsan made while i would be away. So your taking the phone away from my robot. I'm still at home with Grover, Herry, Murray, Maurice and Oscar. Understand now? Here is the number to Biff and Sully. 555-7890. Now i'll call Bryan and see what he's up too. *hangs up phone and diels Bryan's phone*


Bunsen: I think that robotic imitation of Kyle was quite a success! Hopefully nothing goes wrong...

Claudia: What do you mean Bunnie?

Bunsen: Bunnie means he feels a bit insecure. I think I installed the red wire with the blue wire...

Claudia: SO IT MIGHT EXPLODE?

Bunsen: No, probably shut down and then explode

Beaker: *Shakes head* Meeemeee!

Claudia: Oh you checked it at the last minute and fixed it?

Beaker: Mee.

Bunsen: Oh thank goodness! We would not want poor Kyle to suffer third degree burns and experiencing a bad hair day. In other words pull a Beaker.

Beaker: MEE!

Claudia: You should check on Kyle Bunsen...

--
*Is in front of Kyles door*

Bunsen: Alrighty! *knocks* Mr. Kyle? I hope you are not too busy. Oh wait--he's not here! Silly me! *Goes back to his room*

Claudia: That was airheadish of us. XD

Bunsen: Indeed, I still can't help but feel a bit of fear for his room. XD

Beaker: Mee?

Bunsen: Yes, I think I am just paranoid.

Claudia: *Shakes head* Oh Bunnie. *Rolls eyes*

Bunsen: Hmph.

[BEAR]

Bry: (on phone with Kyle) Hey, Kyle. Not too much. Ryan's room got destroyed again. I've been busy with work this week and then there was that great Fourth of July celebration. What have you been doing? We miss you. Telly misses you and the Monsters. When you coming back!

[theprawncracker]

Camilla: Brawk! Bagawk byuck bawk brawk bagawk!
Ryan: I know, I know, the noise from the construction team is bothering me too.
Camilla: Bawk brawk bagawk!
Ryan: Don't squawk at me! It's your boyfriend's fault, not mine!
Camilla: Brawk bawk!
Ryan: Gah...*goes to find something to eat*

[BEAR]

Big Bird: what's all that noise?
Telly: what!
Bry: biff and sully! they're fixing Ryan's room back up!
Telly: what!
Bry: c'mon! Let's get some dinner!
Telly: what!

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: *Bawling*

Bunsen: *Gives her milk and cookies* Yes yes, stop crying over your boredom for Mr. Al Gore's boring unrealistic theory of Global Warming on the Live Earth show. If you'd like I could explain mine!

Claudia: It's not that! ;__; *Sniffles and drinks the milk*

Bunsen: What is it then? *Looks concerned*

Claudia: I WANNA SEE MICHAEL JACKSON ON THE SHOW! Not talentless singing big hot shots!

Bunsen: You're starting to sound quite like Simon Cowell. Do get ahold of yourself.

Beaker: *Sits next to her* Meee?

Claudia: Well yah..Alicia was good...but some of them stunk!

Bunsen: Just eat the cookies. >_o

Claudia: *Sniffles* *Munch munch* Ok Bunnie. ;_;

[Gloat]

Gloat: What ya think of the concert?

Adam: I didn't watch it, and i didnt watch it because whenever they have these massive lives shows they never play anything i'm intersted in

Gloat: Well surely you liked at least one of the performers

Adam: nope, they need to get a bigger variety of music up there

Boppity: What artists?

Adam: I dunno, like Kula Shaker, that would be different

Gloat: Who else?

Adam: Fish

Boppity: Isn't he Scottish

Adam: Yeh, whats your point?

Boppity: nothin

[tvlistingman]

PETER: Gosh, it is hot out

ZOE: We got the Air Conditioning

BABY BEAR: Feels so Good

LITTLE BIRD: It makes me feel cool

PETER: What do you want to do, do you want to go to the Beach

ZOE: Oh boy, the Beach

BABY BEAR: To Go Swimming

LITTLE BIRD: And Build Sand Castles

PETER: Make sure you got lots of sunscreen

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: *Scrubbing the bathroom floors*

Bunsen: Need assistance?

Claudia: *Growls* *Hair messed up*

Beaker: *Hides behind Bunsen* Meemee

Bunsen: I forget how she gets when she is cleaning the bathroom.

Claudia: Hate...cleaning..but..compulsive cleaning...can't stop. *Twitch*

Bunsen: Um..toodle-loo! *Chuckles nervously* *Leaves with Beaker*

Beaker: MEE! *Feels his ankle being gripped on*

Claudia: Help me clean please. *Glare*

Beaker: *Nods quickly out of fear* ME!

Claudia: You too Bunsen.

Bunsen: *Snaps fingers* Oh poo.

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *lays out lower bunk* Ahh... man, that Biff and Sully really do a gangbuster job.
Clifford: *stretches on upper bunk* Yeah man, it's great, room looks even better than it did before.
Ryan: Yup... and we don't even have to worry about Gonzo anymore.
Clifford: ...Why not?
Ryan: *ahem* He's being handled... by top men.
Clifford: *brief silence* Who?
Ryan: Top. Men.

*cut to tied-up Gonzo being dragged away by Sweetums and Uncle Deadly*

Sweetums: Where're we takin' 'im?
Uncle Deadly: I have no idea.

[Beakerfan]

*collapses on lobby floor* OOF. *lays there*
Floyd: *comes running* Alex! Are you ok? *helps her up*
I am sooo exhausted Floyd! I'm not sure I can even make it back to our room! I have been so busy with the wedding, and I went to Discovery Kingdom today.... ugh. I need to ge-zzzzzzzzz *falls asleep*
Animal: *comes running* AL-EX!
Floyd: shhhh..... help me with her!
Pepe: Oh jou guys may need some help hokay!
Floyd: She's not that heavy. I think we can handle it. We just need to get her on the couch over there.
Pepe: But I want to help hokay!
Animal: qui-et!
Floyd: Ok, if you really want to help, here, help support her middle. Animal, grab her feet.
Animal: OK.
*they all pick Alex up*
Floyd: Ok guys! right over there... careful... careful... don't drop her.... careful Animal...right over here.... ok, now lift her up and set her down gently...
Animal: *raises Alex's legs then drops them back on the floor*
Floyd: No no Animal! Not like that! *drops Alex's arms* Don't wake her! Put her on the couch!
Pepe: *gets squished*

[The Count]

*Doing a few midnight checks on the residents... Finds Gonzo tied up and under guard in the basement office. What the... Oh well, so long as Uncle D's got everything under claw...
*Moves on and feels he should check the lobby. *Finds Alex snoozing on the lobby couch and hears a bit of muffled protestation, though not so loud that it wakes her up.
Hmmm... Lemme see... *Checks out the scene and fishes Pepe out from under the sleeping lady.
Come on now, we don't want to have squashed prawns, it's better to have prawns with squahsh. And after last time, bruised prawn left a bad taste in your mouth too.
*Lets Pepe scurry off to Floyd and Animal, before covering Alex with a spare blanket.

MC Dorms were brought to you by the letter M for moon and midnight, and by the number 3.
Night folks.

[redBoobergurl]

Red: Mmm, what smells so good?
Beth: Fresh muffins, I baked them this morning, help yourselves
Wanda: What kinds are there?
Beth: Well, radish muffins for Red, cinnamon swirl for you and me and chocolate chip muffins for Cookie Monster
Cookie: Ooh yummy!
Wanda: Sounds good
Red: Thanks Beth!
Beth: You're welcome!
*They all devour muffins quickly ala Cookie Monster style*

[The Count]

Well... Can't put it off any longer... Hey Count, I'm headed to the bat-room to shower and dress up, will be spending the afternoon at the campuss library taking care of that bothersome chore.
Count, to self: About time. Wery well...
Oh, and tell Prairie and Rosita Bryan'll be looking after them for the week until Kathy feels better.
Count: Check. Vhat about Gaffer?
She's a tough kitty, she'll either pop up at Bryan's or want to play with Fatatita.
Count: Ah... OK. Good luck vith everything.
Thanks... I'll need it.
*Trudges off to get washed down and dressed up before leaving the dorms.

[Gloat]

*Adam brings in acoustic guitar*

Boppity: you play music?

Adam: *sarcastic voice* nah, i'm unplugging the sink with a guitar

Gloat: Better get to it then

Adam: *Slaps Gloat with Shoe Horn*

Gloat: Hey, stop that!

Adam: no

[BEAR]

Bry: Early work day at Hooper's. I wonder if the guys got the message that Prairie Dawn and Rosita will be staying with us until Kathy recovers from her illness. She's been sick.
AM man: Where are my eggs!
Bry: right with you, sir!

[theprawncracker]

Rizzo: Hey, Ryan?
Ryan: *writing* Yeah, what is it, Rizzo?
Rizzo: Can we let Gonzo back in?
Ryan: *sigh* I guess, but tell him no explosives in the dorm room.
Rizzo: Gotcha.
Uncle Deadly: *swoops in* Ah, writing more of Men Are Pigs, I see?
Ryan: No, actually.
Uncle Deadly: *head tilt* Then what on Earth are you writing?
Ryan: A short story.
Uncle Deadly: About... us?
Ryan: Nope.
Uncle Deadly: About what, then?
Ryan: I'm not sure yet. But I'm writing it for my Honors English summer homework.
Uncle Deadly: Oh.
Ryan: Yup.
Uncle Deadly: Homework, you say?
Ryan: Mmhm. Devious, no?
Uncle Deadly: Quite.

[The Count]

*Back home and changed into casual clothes...

Count: Everything go OK?
No... Stupid new computer wouldn't let me do a thing, and the man who's in charge of the computer equipment never showed up. Gonna have to take care of it tomorrow. But at least now I'm home...
Count: You have a lot of posts to get to.
Yeah, I know. And Bo's probably already at 16K by now, pushing me back down to the lower 700's again. Oh well, gotta get to it all. And hopefully a couple of haunters too.
Count: Oh! That'd be great if you could get to it, but no vorries if you don't.
Thanks buddy. Know how much you're rooting for me to get that finally moving, just like how Uncle D's always prodding Ryan for more story.
Count: Yes... Do you plan to talk to them this time around?
Could do that... Not sure though, they seem to get along together, and Uncle D's the best warden Ryan has to get more story out of him until they're finished... So let's just see what happens.
Count: Good. LMK vhen you wish to have dinner and ve'll order it fright up.
OK... *Goes to start checking the backlog of posts.

[Beauregard]

Bo: *stretches, and emerges, blinking, into the light of the hallway* I swear I haven't left that room in a hundred years.
Bobo: I swear I have't eaten in a hundred years.
Bean: I SWEAR! Wait...no...
Beau: My mummy said never to swear...

Bo: Look...guys...I have to tell you something, my semester here in the Muppet Dorms is coming to an end.
Bobo: Look...huh?
Beau: Are you going to go bye-byes?
Bean: FREEDOM!

Bo: Ed, I'm checking out of the Dorms. If anyone wants to take on my roommates, and will take good care of them, they may feel free. Or they can joined the database of free roommates until such a time as I return to MBH. I've enjoyed my stay! Thanks for everything!

[The Count]

Hey Bo... You sure man? If that's your decision, I'll respect it. But you know in spite of my disgruntlement, you're always welcome here at the dorms. Hope everything's OK across the pond and take care pal.

[tvlistingman]

PETER:Man it is hot, and what should we do

ZOE: Why don't we go swimming in the Dorms' Outdoor Swimming Pool

BABY BEAR: And why don't we get a snack at Everybody Eats then watch a Little Tv

LITTLE BIRD: Sounds Good

PETER: I'm thinking of what should we be doing tomorrow?

[BEAR]

Bert: Ernie, I'm going to the store. Do you have that shopping list for me?
Ernie: Right here, Bert. (hands Bert a piece of paper with writing)
Bert: Thank you. Bye! (heads out to the market)
Bry: (coming in almost running into Bert) Oh! Hi, Bert. Hey, guys! I'm home.
Big Bird: Hi, Bryan! And look who's here. Rosita and Prairie Dawn!
Prairie: Hello there.
Rosita: Hola! We've come to stay with you while poor Kathy is sick.
Bry: I know. Welcome. Just make yourself at home as usual. Ernie, any messages while I was gone?
Ernie: Ed called.
Bry: He did?
Ernie: Yep.
Bry: What did he want?
Ernie: I forget. I wrote it down somewhere. (scratching his head)
Bry: Eh, don't worry about it. I think I know what he was calling about. I'll get back to him a bit later tonight. Right now, I need a short nap and then dinner. Does Everybody Eats sound good to you all?
Rosita: I love that place!
Big Bird: Me too!
Bry: Great! We'll go in an hour or so.

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: 'Tis a sad day... dear Beau hath moved out of the Dorms...
Gonzo: Then can I go blow up his room?
Ryan: Normally... yes. But fortunately, you're anything but normal.
Gonzo: Drat!

[The Count]

Well... One good thing out of Bo's moving away, though I hate to have it happen...
Bobo's now stationed at the lobby's desk in lue of Pops, as he'll take over security duties for the dorms.
And Beau will still be employed as dorm janitor... Though I think he's got a few other places to tidy up as well.
As for Bean, well, he skipped off back to his family's hutch near the church.
Count: Vhat church?
Oh surely you've heard of it...

Both: The hutchback of Notre Dame.

[Muppet Newsgirl]

(chorus of groans)

Nora: Is it true that Bo's moving out?
Storyteller: It's what I heard, yes. His roommates are being reassigned.
Nora: We can't take Bean in, I'm sorry.
MN: Too right. (pause) Come on, Nora, let's see your new glasses.
Nora: (sighs, and puts glasses on)
Storyteller: Oh, they're perfect on you. They look like Scooter and Skeeter's glasses.
Nora: Yeah, but it feels weird just having them on my face.
MN: You get used to it. I've worn glasses for thirteen years.
Storyteller: Too true...now, what's on tomorrow?
MN: I'm on assignment for the paper.
Nora: File sorting down at the shop.
Storyteller: I'm working on a new legend of the Merggles.

[The Count]

Well... At least Bean's feet brought him some luck.
Count: Oh? How so.
Well... Though he needed new shoes, they were so low-maintenance they cost him only a penny.
Count: 1 cen for 2 shoes? Vhat kind of shoes vere they?
What else... Penny loafers.
Count: Boo... That's a bad joke.
Yes, but his shoes have passed on to a better place.
Count: You don't mean...
Yes, the shoe store.
Count: And here I thought they died.
They did... Of shoe poisoning.
Count: Vhat? The shoes vere poisoned? Vhat did they die of?
Arsenic and old lace.
Count: Boo, that's an old joke.
Well, those were old shoes.

[Beauregard]

Hey, Count, I am serious about moving out. But it's got nothing to do with our age old dissgruntlement, just that I've never really been able to keep up with the Dorms and only get to post here about once a month or something, so it seems odd to stay here as a resident. I'll be sure to still pop in from time to time as a guest at parties, if I may though?

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: <runs around the dorm room like a crazy woman> <...Oh, all right, IS a crazy woman, but that's beside the point>
Robin: <follows Lisa around>
Rowlf: Hey- what's the rush about?
Lisa: Pardon?
Rowlf: One, since when are you awake this early?
Lisa: ...Um... Since I can't sleep?
Rowlf: Oh.
Lisa: <still running around> Was there a two?
Rowlf: Yup. What are you running around for?
Lisa: Something's come up!
Robin: And I'm helping!
Rowlf: What came up?
Robin: I don't know. She hasn't told me.
Lisa: CHEF! I need wood! Hammer! Nails!
Chef: <loading things into Lisa's arms> Yabber hammedie bang bang de knock un de knock knock un nay de nay de nay.
Lisa: <examines items> Chef, I meant nails for WOOD, not finger nails!
Rowlf: Here. <Pulls a box of nails out of nowhere>
Lisa: Thanks! Where'd those come from?
Rowlf: Don't ask.
Lisa: And don't look down.
Rowlf: Beg pardon?
Lisa: Nevermind. Robin, you with me?
Robin: Yup!
Lisa: Good. Follow me! <runs downstairs to Bo's room and nails the door shut with Bo, Beau, Bobo, and Bean inside> HA! They'll NEVER leave dorms now! <Shifty eyes> C'mon, Robin. <runs back upstairs>
Robin: ...Gee... Wonder what she needed me to come with for. <Hops off after Lisa>

[Beauregard]

Bo: *locked in room* This would be so much better if Bean could fit out of the window...
Bean: *bounces off the walls* We are prisoners, together, forever! We'll die here, starved, but happy! Holding hands!
Bobo: I bet 'cha I could break that door down with my bare hands...
Beau: Bear hands?
Bo: No...oh, wait, yes. Weren't we leaving?

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *chases after Lisa* Hey, slow down there Camille! ...I want in on this too!
Gonzo: Me too!
Ryan: So, what's the plan, Stan?

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: <looks around> Stan? Who's Stan?
Robin: I think he was rhyming.
Lisa: Stan was rhyming?
Robin: With plan.
Lisa: Huh. Anyway. Hi Prawnie! Hi Gonzo.

[Beauregard]

Beau: *ear against door* Who's Stan?
Bobo: Stan back, the door's coming down. *runs towards door*
Bean: *bounces into Bobo's way* I love you! Don't leave us!
Bobo: *trips and lands in a rolling heap*
Bo: *leaving against wall* This is why we turn off television?

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: Hi Lisa! Hi Robin!
Gonzo: Shouldn't we get on with this?
Ryan: Ask her. She's the brains of this outfit.
Gonzo: Are you sure? Because no one with brains would wear that outfit.
Ryan: *blink*
Gonzo: Sorry...

[Leyla]

Leyla <sporting camoflage, a Canada, eh? hat and a bucket of tar> : C'mon! Move it, move it, move it!

Hilda: This is the craziest-

Leyla: Never say never! Or craziest! There's always room for crazier! It's the Jello (TM) of mental states! Now move!

Wanda: But where are we going with all this-

Leyla: Beau... er... Bo... er... BoBo... Bean... Oh, I DON'T KNOW! Them guys are trying to move out, and Toga's trying to keep them here! It's anarachy! WHEEE! And we must join in the cause!

Jimmy: <holding feathers> <utter reasonable> Now, ah'm no diplomat er nothin', but it seems ta me, that y'can't really keep them here. They have a right ta make ther own decisions, and really, we should be out there, sapportin' them.

Leyla: <stares at him> They've GOTTEN TO YOU! 50 lashes, and then you WALK the PLANK! Later.... for now... you got the feathers, Piggy?

Robot PIggy: <sniffle> My boas... my beautiful boas.

Robot Kermit: There there. I'll get you something nice when Leyle becomes sane again, honey.

Hilda: What are we doing with the tar and feathers anyway?

Leyla: We're going to seal them in to the room! Keeping them here forever! Whahahaha!

Hilda: Won't that kill them?

Leyla: Uh... no! Because uh...

Hilda: And what about the feathers?

Leyla: You can't have tar without feathers! I... think. Let's move!

[Beauregard]

Bobo: Do we have an icepack lying around here, someplace, mebbe?
Bean: I'll get one! *runs to the kitchen and starts chipping ice out of the freezer*
Bo: ... Here, I'll find something...
Beau: Something? Or Something? Is there a difference?

Bo: Maybe we could just use the phone, and call someone from the front desk to come down here and let us out?
Bobo: Oh...now there's an idea, there.
Bean: Sorry, I used the phone to chip off this ice! *holds up reciever*
Beau: You know you should use a tv remote for chipping ice...

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: Don't go offending my brain count, Gonzo, I've got three minds, remember? <Looks at Prawnie> <Looks at Gonzo> Three and a half minds, beg pardon.
Robin: How do you have half a mind?
Lisa: The better question is, how DON'T YOU have half a mind?
Robin: Huh?
Lisa: Nevermind the mind thing.

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *rolls eyes* *sees Layla and friends* *blinks* *decides not to say anything*
Gonzo: Hey! Look! There's Layla and friends!
Ryan: ...Yeesh...

[Beauregard]

Bo: *knocks on the door from inside* Prawnie? Is that you? Would you let us out?
Bobo: *knocks on the floor* Maybe there's some kind of passage or...
Bean: *leaps on Bo's shoulder and knocks on his head* Hel-lo, we are going to die here!
Beau: *knocks on wood* *shrugs* It helps.

[TogetherAgain]

Robin: <head pressed against door> Ryan, he wants you to let them out!
Lisa: Don't. Oh, hi Leyla! Hi Hilda! Hi- Jimmy. <hides behind Prawnie>

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *to Bo's door* Argh! Avast ye lilly livered scoundrel! Aye, it be me, but there be no way I'll let ye out of yer prison! Argh!
Gonzo: What are you doing?
Ryan: Adding pop culture references.
Gonzo: Oh.
Ryan: Argh!

[Beauregard]

Bo: Tyical...we're trapped by pirates. What is this, the most complicated sit-com on earth?
Bobo: I could check the tv guide?
Beau: We used it for defroasting the freezer...
Bo: Why are you doing that again?

[Leyla]

Leyla: Look! Oh, everyone's here to help! <sniffle> It does my warrior's heart proud!

Hilda: You're an elementary school teach-

Leyla: My cold mein and muscular form quiver at the sight of such a touching-

Jimmy: She's been a little high strung, lately, ain't she?

Leyla: Seal them in! They must not be allowed to escape! We will keep them, or kill them trying! Bwahahahaha!

Hilda: But you LIKE them-

Leyla: Meaningless words and hesitations! I'll have no cowards in my unit, soldier! Bring on the fluffy purple feathers! Tar up the door!

Robot Kermit: They're gonna have a hard time getting the deposit back after this.

[TogetherAgain]

Robin: <looks around> ...Sometimes, I wish I could blink...
Lisa: <hiding from Jimmy behind Prawnie> <whispers> Brig. I think pirates call prisons brigs.
Robin: <looks around> <shakes head>
Lisa: <Gasp> Prawnie! The hole! The hole to Christy's room! He could get out through there! WE'VE GOTTA FIX THAT HOLE!

[Beauregard]

Bo: You know we never did fix that hole to Christy's room...
Bobo: Oh, oh, I know! It just has that sofa in front of it.
Bo: ...You knew that?
Bobo: Oh, yes sir, I just didn't want to mention it.

Beau: *aims hairdryer at freezer*
Bean: Great! Now we can build a boat and float out!

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *gasp!* Argh! Gonzo! Get ye to that hole! Fix it shut!
Gonzo: Aye, aye Cap'n Prawn! *darts off into Christy's room* *shields eyes at Skeeter coming out of the shower* Sorry about this! *uses Christy's bed to plug hole* There, all done.
Meanwhile...
Ryan: Argh, and Robin, m'lad? Try nictitating membranes, they can change yer life. Argh.

[Leyla]

Leyla: Lieutenant Jimmy, we have a situation! There's a hole... there's a hole... there's a hole in the bottom of the se- I mean... there's a hold that needs patching! Now, I need you to go fetch a few more planks... Jimmy.

Jimmy: <to Lisa> Hi there, sweet thing. I see ya over there. Listen, if you ain't busy er nothin'-

Leyla: JIMMY! OVER HERE, PRONTO!

[Beauregard]

Bo: Quick, move the sofa, move the...
Bobo: *lifts sofa* Uuch...where'd cha want it?
Bo: Anywhere Bean is.
Bean: *leaps in front of the hole to Christy's room* We cannot leave! We must stick together!
Bobo: *drops sofa on Bean, in front of hole*
Bo: We need another exit...
Beau: *still chipping at freezer*

[TogetherAgain]

Robin: ...<stares at Prawnie>... Argh?
Lisa: <steps out from behind Prawnie> <slaps Jimmy> Get to work! Do as you're told! Quit yer lollygaggin! <Mutters> Lilly-livered scoundrel... Where's my Cap'n Jack Sparrow voice when I need it?

[The Count]

All of youz back to your rooms. That's an order!
Bo, just use the hole between your room and Christy's to get out, she's not there at the moment so it's safe to crawl through.
Not sure if you could come to dorm parties though. You'd be welcome here of course... But I'm trying to keep the dorms thread for only the people who are registered as residents to post in, thereby avoiding any outside parties coming here, either asking about the dorms or causing nonsensical vandalism with their idiotic graffiti.

Hope you can understand... It'll be explained better when the rules are reposted at the anniversary. In any case, we all thank you for being a resident here at the dorms.
Now give him a farewell salute.
*Penguin cannons fire off sixteen times in honor of Bo.

[Beauregard]

Bo: *slides out beside ths sofa, into Christy's room, and out the door*
Beau: *keeps chipping, then turns around to find everyone gone* Ooh...another ice age?
Bobo: *squeazes out of the room with Bo* It was nice knowig you buddy. *slaps Bo on the back, throwing him accidently out the door*
Bo: *lands in a taxi-cab* Perfect...
Bean: *turns around from the driver's position* Where to, sir!

[Gloat]

Adam: *walking through the college doors with a massive heavy box, its so heavy he drops it after a few steps, panting*

Gloat: *walks up behind* Sure you dont want help?

Adam: you wont be able to lift this, its far to heavy, and your even shorter than me

Gloat: Why dont I get Boppity?

Adam: He said he was having a bubble bath, but knowing him he's ended up lost and is now on the roof of the building, you should be hearing something falling down the air vents in a minute

Gloat: Oh

Adam: So now i need to somehow get this to my room *tries to lift it and walks a few more steps before dropping it again*

Gloat: Why not hire a forklift?

Adam: no

*Sounds of something falling down a metal vent in the wall*

Adam: Oh, there he is

[Erine81981]

*kicks at the door* OW!

Herry: No no Kyle. This is how to do it. *kicks door to the dorms which flies off* And that's how you do it.

Whoa.

We all step inside

Grover: Helloo everybodieeeeeee!

Murray: We are back in service.

A trashcan with furry green legs walk in, "Where are we?"

Maurice: We are back at the dorms.

Oscar: *pops out* What? We're not at Kyle's anymore?

Nope. We are back here.

Oscar: Why? I was really enjoying myself....uh i mean i hated it out there. Oh well. *trashlid slams*

Ok guys. To our room!

Grover: That is only a few feet away, Kyle.

I know.

We all head to our room to finally get settled in

[Beakerfan]

*frantically runs into dorms, hair going everywhich way* Heyguyshowsitgoin? *runs into kitchen* Gottafixsomelunch *makes sandwhich and wolfs it down*
Where'smylaptopwheresmylaptop? Ohitsupinmyroom. *scurries up to room and back down, laptop in hand*
Animal: *stares with mouth wide open*
Pepe: Whow. She is loco, no? Jou think she is hon something hokay?
Floyd: *snorts* NO! *continues watching Alex run amok* She seems a little frenzied though. Probably because of her brother's wedding. THAT is why I stay away from stuff like that! Hey Alex! What's up with your hair?
Igotitcuttodaydon'titlooknice? *begins typing on her laptop at lightning speed* *pauses, goes to run back upstairs*
Animal: STOOOPPP! *grabs Alex and makes her hold still*
*twitching slightly*
Pepe: Nhow what?
Floyd: I don't know. Lately it seems we're taking care of her more that she's taking care of us, and none of us really know what we're doing! Animal, why don't you just have her sit down for now. But don't let her get up!
Animal: *sits on top of Alex*

[BEAR]

(at Hooper's...)
Bry: Busy day here today. I wish I was back in the nice peaceful Dorm House this afternoon...

[The Count]

Welcome back Kyle... We missed ya and the monsters, it just wasn't home without you guys and your fuzzy faces.
Cookies are in the fridge, burgers and condiments too. Will check up on how you're adjusting to being back home where we need ya... Back here where we need ya... Yeah, we tease them a lot cause we got 'em on the spot... Welcome back!

[Erine81981]

Thanks Ed. Glad to be back in our little cozy rooms.

Herry: You could say that again.

Glad to be back in our coz....

Herry: You do know i was being sarcastic?

I know. Just being myself. Come on. To the kitchen for some bugers and cookies.

Maurice: Oh boy!

Murray: Cookies! And no i am not the cookie monster.

We all know Murray. Coming Grover?

Grover: Will be there in just a few.

[Beakerfan]

Meanwhile, still in the kitchen....*struggling underneath Animal* Getoffameeee! GettoffameeeeeeEEEEE!
Animal: CALM DOOOWN!
Ican'tIcan'tIcan't! *begins hyperventilating* Toomuchtodo!

[Erine81981]

Hey Alex and Animal! Why is Animal sitting on you Alex?

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bunsen: Poor Alex, she seems rushed for something.

Claudia: *Giggles* I drank four cups of strong cuban coffee yesterday *Looks as if she was 'all that'*

Bunsen: Why, I thought you disliked coffee.

Claudia: A dare.

Bunsen: Ohhh!

[Erine81981]

*walking back to the room* Hey Bunsan and Claudia. Glad to be back here. Thanks again Bunsan for the hologram for my room for any missed phone calls. Didn't really get any but oh well cool to have anyways.

Herry: *carrying stack of burgers* Whooooaaaa.....

Do you need some help there?

Herry: I got it. Don't worry, i'm strong.

I rememeber.

Herry: *starts to wobble* Whoooooaaaaa......yikes!

Watch out Herry! *closes eyes*

A loud thud is heard and Herry is covered in hamburgers, ketchup, mustard and pickels

Herry: I think next time i'll ask for some help.

That might a good idea.

[BeakerSqueedom]

*kicks at the door* OW!

Herry: No no Kyle. This is how to do it. *kicks door to the dorms which flies off* And that's how you do it.

Whoa.

We all step inside

Grover: Helloo everybodieeeeeee!

Murray: We are back in service.

A trashcan with furry green legs walk in, "Where are we?"

Maurice: We are back at the dorms.

Oscar: *pops out* What? We're not at Kyle's anymore?

Nope. We are back here.

Oscar: Why? I was really enjoying myself....uh i mean i hated it out there. Oh well. *trashlid slams*

Ok guys. To our room!

Grover: That is only a few feet away, Kyle.

I know.

We all head to our room to finally get settled in

Bunsen: *Pokes head out of door* Oh welcome back! I must check out how that robot is doing. I feel a tad bit insecure on it's settings. I should like to take a gander of the system.

Claudia: HIII!

Beaker: MEEP! :D *Sees Grouch and shakes*

Claudia: Don't mind him. He is afraid of garbage cans. :P We have a man eating Garbage can you know. XD


*Sees burgers*

Claudia: HAMBURGERS! D: *Saliva dripping*

Beaker: *Pulls her back with Bunsen*

Bunsen: She has not ate a burger within a month as she has been on a strict diet. D:

Claudia: *Drool* I AM 120 pounds okay? I MUST EAT! D:....

Bunsen and Beaker: *Pulling her back*

[Erine81981]

Bunsen: *Pokes head out of door* Oh welcome back! I must check out how that robot is doing. I feel a tad bit insecure on it's settings. I should like to take a gander of the system.

Claudia: HIII!

Beaker: MEEP! :D *Sees Grouch and shakes*

Claudia: Don't mind him. He is afraid of garbage cans. :P We have a man eating Garbage can you know. XD


*Sees burgers*

Claudia: HAMBURGERS! D: *Saliva dripping*

Beaker: *Pulls her back with Bunsen*

Bunsen: She has not ate a burger within a month as she has been on a strict diet. D:

Claudia: *Drool* I AM 120 pounds okay? I MUST EAT! D:....

Bunsen and Beaker: *Pulling her back*
Herry: Sorry bout the hamburgers. Didn't know about the diet she was having. (whispers to Bunsan) I'll try not to mention anything to do with any type of fast food.

If you want me and Herry can bring over the robot so you can keep it in your lab. Don't want anything to happen to it over in our room. Let us know. Talk to ya'll later.

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bunsen: *Looks a bit disdained* Nothing would happen.

Claudia: Ch'ya right.

Bunsen: *Polishes glasses* Good idea.

[The Count]

Uh... You guys do know that Claudia's room is one full floor above Kyle's right? Actually, it's the room directly above Bryan's... Oh well, no harm in socializing between dormies. Make sure you clean up the mess though Herry.

[Erine81981]

Herry: I'm on it Ed. *runs to Beau's room and grabs Beauregard's mop* There. *runs back and starts cleaning up*

Back in the room........

*listening to Muppetcast* This stuff is awsome. I love his show. *takes off earphones and unpluggs them from the computer* Listent to this guys.

Music can be heard from room 26

Herry: *starts humming to the song while mopping*

Grover: *starts singing along with me and Murray*

[Muppet Newsgirl]

(there is a game of Scrabble in progress)

Storyteller: Ha! Double word score!
MN: Hey, wait a minute, that's not how you spell gribaziggy!
Storyteller: It's from the ancient Cave dialect!
MN: Yeah, sure, and your grandfather invented the leapstick!
Storyteller: Actually...(pulls out photo)
MN: Oh. Nora, get the dictionary.
Nora: Hmm...(flips through pages) Uh, yes, that is an accepted spelling of gribaziggy...
Storyteller: See?
Nora: But Erin already put zoomorphic on that space, so it can't be a double word.
MN: Ha, ha...Nora, it's your go.
Nora: Sure. (looks at rack of letters) I've got too many consonants.

[redBoobergurl]

Cookie: Me so glad me monster buddies are back
Beth: Yeah it's good to see Kyle and the other monsters back in the dorms
Wanda: You're not going to leave the story hanging where you left it are you?
Beth: Oh you finally read it! No, I won't leave it hanging for long
Wanda: Oh good
Red: I don't know, I think you should leave it where it is, torture her how you tortured me last summer
Beth: Now, now, my stories are not meant to be torture, they are all in good fun!
Red: We know, just giving you a hard time
Beth: No kidding, it's what you do best

[The Count]

*Sighs... Just hope those stories get updated. There hasn't been anything new in what's it been now?
Count: 2, 2 days.
*Sighs. Yeah, far too long to go without at least one of the stories I love by my MC friends without updating.

[Gloat]

Adam: *Turns on his brand new massive stereo and places in Marillin CD* There we go, now this dorm in complete!

Boppity: why did you get such a big stereo? if you play it too loud people will complain and we'll get kicked out

Adam: Don't worry, i'm not stupid *turns on the music at a reasonable volume* I've turned down the bass aswell, so no one complains about the rumbling. We can also hold small parties in here once we get to know our neighbours more, which we need to start doing *gives evil stare towards Gloat*

Gloat: I thought they had a knife!

Adam: you've gotta be sure they have a knife before burning them with a soldering iron

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *rolls out of bed*
Clifford: *chuckling* Long night, ryguy?
Ryan: You have no idea...
Clifford: Heh, heh, heh, that's whatcha get for goin' to a midnight show of one of the biggest movies of the year.
Ryan: Who knew it would be so... long?
Clifford: I think you did.
Ryan: ...Touche.
Clifford: Heh, heh. Well, I'd offer to getcha somethin' for breakfast, but it's a little late for that, eh?
Ryan: ...Lunch sounds good though.
Clifford: Shower first, then we'll talk.
Ryan: *smirks* Yes sir.

[BeakerSqueedom]

Beaker: *Blasts out of the door* MEEEEPPP!

Claudia: Huh? *Beaker crashes against her* WHAT THE HECK? OMG I'M GONNA DIEEEEE! *Hits the wall* OUCH! OUCHOUCH!

Beaker: Meemee *Is in Claudia's arms* Meemee!

Claudia: ow..ow..no problem... D: OUCH!

Bunsen: Oopsie daisy!

Claudia: ;__; ow. *walks into room with Beaker* *Gently throws Bunsen out of the room* THAT REALLY HURT BUNSEN! *Slams the door*

Bunsen: I quote: Oops I did it again. *Shakes head* *Embarrased*

[BEAR]

Big Bird: Hi, Prairie! What are you doing?
Prairie: (sitting at the piano) Hi, Big Bird. I'm just practicing a song.
Big Bird: Really? What song?
Prairie: It's a song for Kathy.
Big Bird: Can I hear it?
Prairie: Maybe a little later after I've practiced it for a while.
Big Bird: Oh, okay. I understand. "Practice makes perfect!" Haha!
Prairie: That's right!
Big Bird: Okay. Well, see ya later!
Prairie: Bye!

[Ruahnna]

Kermit: (disappointed) Oh. Oh...we missed Beau and the guys moving out. I'm sorry to see him go.
Fozzie: Sure will be quieter without him here.
Piggy: And less weird.
Catherine: Piggy! That wasn't very nice.
Piggy: (sulkily) But it was true.
Kermit: (trying to wrestle the conversation back on topic) Okay--they point is, that we, um, missed them.
Fozzie: And we'll miss them.
Piggy: Yeah. Whatever.
Catherine: Yeah, but we'll see them around the boards, okay? Just not the dorms. And we've been getting new neighbors, too. Bunsen and Beaker just moved in a little while ago....
Kermit: Oh--that would explain the skid marks in the hall.
Fozzie: And the smell.
Piggy: (sigh) Never a shortage of weirdos. I'm going to get ice-cream.
Catherine: Fine. Let's all go.
(Everyone goes down the hall, but Miss Piggy comes bustling back by herself in a few.)
Piggy: Kissy, kissy, mon chere Beau--vous will be missed!

[Katzi428]

>>writing an Email from home to Bryan and the gang<<
To:BEAR@MCDORMS.edu
From:Katzi428@yaddayadda.com
Subject:Still alive & breathing
Hi gang!
Just wanted to let you know that I'm still sill not feeling better,but I'm hanging in there.Bry...I'm pretty sure I gave you enough money for Gaffer's Kitty Krunchies.If not,then too bad!:p No...just kidding.;) Prairie & Rosita get their checks this Friday from Fran's Fragrant Flowers.So,girls?If Bry's short on cash,help him out please?Thank mew.(heehee!).
I'll be leaving for NY on Friday & coming back next Tuesday.So Bryan,if you and Ed want to discuss Prairie Rosita & Gaffer staying with him for a few days to give you a break,that's OK with me.
(((HUGS to all))))
Kath

[Erine81981]

Oh i almost forgot about Ryan's room. *runs over to Ryan's room* Hey Ryan! Hows things going? I was going to ask did you still need some help with your room? Need me to still call Biff and Sully?

Herry: I know i could help out too. I'm real good at hammering and sawing too. I'll be here if you need some help.

[Muppet Newsgirl]

MN: (listening to hubbub in Claudia's room) But the effect is sadly temporary.
Storyteller: Sadly temporary. (sigh)
Nora: What on earth happened in there?
MN: Your guess is as good as mine. (gets up) I could use a bit of gelato right about now.
Nora: But I think the shops are closed.
Storyteller: True, yes, but we do have that excellent ice cream maker on the counter.
MN: Which was in use on the very day we moved in, as I recall. What flavor do you guys want?
Nora: Your call.
MN: Hmm, hmm...here's a good one. Raspberry, chocolate and hazelnut.
Storyteller: Oh, good heavens, I think I just gained ten pounds hearing that.
MN: (rummaging around for ingredients) Oh, live a little.

[The Count]

Already taken care of Kyle... Prawny had Biff and Sully come yesterday and fix his and Clifford's room fright up. So just enjoy these...
*Hands out some chocolate chip cookies I got in the mail from my mom today.

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: Oh, hey Kyle. No, Biff and Sully came over and fixed things up. Thanks though, guys!

[Erine81981]

Ryan: Oh, hey Kyle. No, Biff and Sully came over and fixed things up. Thanks though, guys!
I'll right Ryan. Thanks Ed for the cookies.

Herry: Just to let you know i'll be ready for anything.

[ZootyCutie]

Okay guys, from the top.

Maddie: What's the big idea?
Yo, Janice!
I said sucking to hard on your lollipop
Oh, loves gonna get you down
I said sucking to hard on your lollipop
Oh, loves gonna get you down

Janice: Sucking to hard on your lollipop
Loves gonna get you down
Sucking to hard on your lollipop
Loves gonna get you down
Say love, say love
Loves gonna get you down
Say love, say love
Loves gonna get you down.

Dr. Teeth: I went walking with my momma one day
When she warned me what people say
Live your life until love is found
'Cause loves gonna get you down.
Take a look at the girl next door
She's a player and a downright bore
Jesus loves her but she wants more
Oh, bad girls get you down.

Lips: Sing it!
Sucking to hard on your lollipop
Oh, loves gonna get you down
Sucking to hard on your lollipop
Oh, loves gonna get you down
Say love, say love
Oh, loves gonna get you down.
Say love, say love
Oh, loves gonna get you down.

Zoot: Mama told me what I should know
Too much candy gonna rot your soul
If she loves you let her go
'Cause love only gets you down.
Take a look at a boy like me
Never stood on my own two feet
Now I'm blue as I can be
Oh, love only got me down.

Maddie: Sing it!
Sucking to hard on your lollipop
Oh, loves gonna get you down
Sucking to hard on your lollipop
Oh, loves gonna get you down
Say love, say love
Oh loves gonna get you down
Say love, say love
Oh loves gonna get you down.

Janice: I was walking with my momma one day
When she warned me what people say
Live your life until love is found
Or loves gonna get you down.

Dr. Teeth: Sing it!
Sucking to hard on your lollipop
Loves gonna get you down
Sucking to hard on your lollipop
Oh, loves gonna get you down
Say love, say love
Oh, loves gonna get you down
Say love, say love
Oh, loves gonna get you down.

Lips: Mama told me what I should know
Too much candy gonna rot your soul
Zoot: If she loves you let her go
'Cause love only gets you down.

All: Waa-oh waa-oh waa-oh lollipop
Waa-oh waa-oh waa-oh lollipop
Sucking too hard on your lollipop
oh loves gonna get you down
Sucking too hard on your lollipop
oh loves gonna get you down

[redBoobergurl]

Cookie: COOKIES!
Beth: We're supposed to share those you know
Cookie: Ok, me share with you
Beth: Thanks

[Erine81981]

Grover: Hey Count. I will be here for you to count on.

Herry: Me too.

Murray: And me.

Maurice: And also me too.

And i'll be here too. I can't wait for this little party for the 13 of friday. Just hope nothing goes wrong.

Murray: Oh yea. That's right. Tomorrow is the friday the 13th day. This is going to be a weird tomorrow. *starts bitting his fingers*

Herry: Don't worry Murray. We'll all be here together.

Maurice: And with friends too.

I am hungry and don't know what to do for lunch?

[The Count]

Count: Thanks. Vell, it'll be a fun day, there's a birthday scheduled, but more on that tomorrow. Take care my fuzzy furry friends.

[Skeeter Muppet]

Boober: F-Friday the 13th is tomorrow?
Kim: Calm down, Boober. We're not going to be here; Byronfest, remember?
Boober: *calming down a little* Oh, yeah. Right. But what if something goes wrong with one of the rides? What if the Ferris Wheel falls into a million pieces?
Gillis: Boober, please!
Kim: Look, if it'll make you feel better Boober, you can hang with me on Friday at my church's rummage sale while these guys hit the carnival. That way nothing will happen to you.
Boober: Well...if you're sure...
Kim: Hey, have I ever steered you wrong?
Roomies: No comment...

-Kim

[ZootyCutie]

Thanks for the cookies Ed! They will be perfect for this recipe I'm whipping up.

Lips: Which is?

Why nothing other than ice cream soup! I got our vanilla ice cream, chocolate syrup, sprinkles, and the cookies will make it even better.

Janice: So, it's like a sundae, right?

Sorta. You mix all the ingredients up, until they are at a good consistensty. Okay guys, here's the result, enjoy.

Dr. Teeth: This stuff is pure genius. Where did you learn about this recipe? From a fancy cookbook?

No.

Lips: A big internet forum?

No.

Janice: Like, a family recipe?

No.

Zoot: A cooking show?.

No.

Dr Teeth: Then I'm stumped. Where did you get this recipe?

From Pee Wee's Playhouse.

Zoot: No, seriously.

I'm dead serious.

Janice: Like, who would have guessed?

[The Count]

*Yeeshk. Let us never mention that place of ill repute here again.

*Goes to wash brain out with some good fanfic, probably one of Prawny's or some of the grandiose writings of MuppetWriter or even Catherine herself.

[The Count]

No prob, glad you liked 'em.
*Leaves a few cookies for Maddie and the Mayhem in their room's door's slot, a good handful for Prawny as a thank-you for the vonderful fabulastic fanfic he posted last night, a few to Lisa and Layla to share with Nyssa for the heckuba randawesomeness that was their review, and a few more for Beth and Cookie Monster to share.

Count: Shame Ed didn't get a chance to finish up those haunters of his, but at least he'll have some time for that today vhat vith the parties being planned. Frightday the 13th being tomorrow's date and a couple of big events on the calendar. Ah, just so long as there are plenty of friends for us to count on...

[Erine81981]

*yawns* Well i'm going to head on to bed guys. I'll see ya'll in about 10 hours. I think. Just a guess. Good night my furry four monster buddies. *kisses each one good night*

Murray: Good night Kyle.

Grover: Goooood night everybodddieee! And you too Kyle. *laughs*

Herry: Good night Kyle.

Maurice: Good night and don't let the bed bugs bite.

I'll try not to let them Marurice. Good night. *heads on to bed*

As the camera pans out of the window a voice can be heard......"Good night everyone in dreamy dream land. Hope you had a wonderful day here but time to go. Muppet Dorms is brought to you by the letter "L" for Lovely and by the number "2". Muppet Dorms was a prouduction of the Muppet Centreal Forms."

[The Count]

*Eerie music starts to play from the Count's organ.

Greetings... Ah, today we have a few announcements to make. And we thought a bit of mood music would serve to spook to the highlights of the day.
First of all... Happy Frightday the 13th to all my fiends! Take extra care not to step on any cracks in the sidewalks or around any propped-up ladders be they W-shaped or normal ladders instead. Oh, and don't be alarmed if you see Fatatita running about, this is one of the days she loves to get out and be the best black cat she can be.
Second... Happy birthday to Camilla the Chicken. If you want to leave a gift or a card or help with the party preparations, talk to Ryan in Tomb #25 on the second floor. He'll tell you what needs be done for the festivities later tonight.
Last, but not least by any stretch of the imagination... Well, I just want to thank all the boyles and goyles who've become my fearest forum friends as I celebrate my 5th anniversary as a member here at Muppet Central.

So have fun everybody and good luck as you try to rest in peace today... You're all going to need it!
*Evil cryptlike cackles.

[redBoobergurl]

*The residents of room 3 leave a plate of bat shaped cookies outside room 1 in celebration of Ed's five year anniversary. Only one cookie has a bite missing from a certain furry blue monster*

[The Count]

*The Count opens the door and sneaks the plate of bat-cookies inside... Before gently scooting Fatatita out over to Room #3 with a plate of C-shaped chocolate chip lightly powdered cookies.

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: Friday the 13th..today?

Bunsen: Indeed, I do not beleive in such superstition. Scientifically, it is proven not to be. I am having Beaker step on cracks, break mirrors, ect.

Claudia: Oh, wow so the myth is not real?

Bunsen: I'm afraid not. *Steps on crack* You see?

Claudia: Yah.

--

Ring ring!

Beaker: *Picks up phone* Mee? *Gasps*

Bunsen: Hmm?

Beaker: Meep meep meep!

Bunsen: Mother dearest broke her back? Oh dear! *Gets the phone in a panicked manner*

Claudia: *Holds a anti-badluck suit*

Beaker: *Keyboard falls on him mystically from the closet* MEEEP MEEP!

Claudia: MY KEYBOARD! OH NO! ;_; nononono! *Gets it off of him*

Beaker: *Twitch twitch*

Claudia: *Bumps against chemical filled flasks* *They tip over* >_> SHIZNET!

*Explosion* BOOM! *Table lights on fire*

Bunsen: No no no, not my precious flasks! Oh dear! *Hangs up*

Claudia: *Grabs Beaker and a struggling Bunsen out of the smoking room* EEEEEEAAAAHH!

Bunsen: My inventions! D:

Claudia: HUSH UP!

Beaker: Meep!

--

Claudia: *Grabs fire extinguisher*
--

*Afterwards*

Claudia: No bad luck, huh? *Glares*

Bunsen: It all happened at such velocity that I could not take it all in. *Gulps*

Beaker: *Bandages all over*

Claudia: *Broken keyboard* *Gives out the classic Star Wars 'no' thing in slow mo* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *Drops to her knees*

Bunsen & Beaker: *pat her back*

[Muppet Newsgirl]

(in room 7)

Nora: Lucky clovers, check. Fake rabbit's foot, check. Things arranged in sevens, check.
MN: Oh, Nora, it's nothing. There's nothing unlucky about Friday the 13. In fact, the last Friday the 13 was actually a very good day for me.
Storyteller: (coming into room with ice cream cone) I think it's very silly, myself, all that fretting over a ---whoa! (trips over a lamp cord; ice cream cone falls on the new area rug) Oh, no, Erin, I'm sorry!
MN: Storyteller, that's okay, I can...(in reaching for a rag to wipe it up, sends the teapot flying to the kitchen floor, where it shatters) No...
Storyteller: That's your favorite teapot...the one you got in England that one year.
Nora: (gulps) Four-leafed clover, anyone?

[theprawncracker]

Rizzo: What is it you're tryin' to do here?
Ryan: Write this stupid short story.
Rizzo: Oh.
Ryan: Before Camilla's birthday party.
Rizzo: Oh.
Ryan: Speaking of which, do you think you could run over to Everybody Eats and make us reservations for tonight?
Rizzo: Eh, why not? How many people should I make reservations for?
Ryan: *shrug* Just tell them to expect a zoo.
Rizzo: Will do! *scoots out*
Ryan: *sighs* *goes back to trying to write*

[BEAR]

Telly: (wearing an extra padded helmet, baseball catcher's mask, goodluck charms draped over his neck, holding a baseball bat and pretend soldier's sheild.) Okay. I'm ready!
Big Bird: Telly, what are you doing?
Telly: It's Friday the 13th, Big Bird, and everytime this day comes around I get nervous that something bad is going to happen. Well this time, I'm extra prepared!
Big Bird: Good for you!
Bry: Hey, guys! Not only is it Friday the 13th, but we also celebrate 3 other things.
Big Bird: What's that?
Telly: Yeah, what?
Bry: Ed's 5th anniversary as an MC member and Camilla the Chicken's birthday.
Big Bird: Today is Camilla's birthday? Oh we should do something special. She's one of my favorite bird friends.
Bry: Well, I think there's to be a party later today.
Telly: Bryan, you said 3 things.
Bry: Oh yeah! Well, today is also my day off. So I get to spend the whole day hanging out at home with all of you.
Roomies: Yay!
Bry: You boys want to do me a favor and take these things down to Ed in room 1?
Telly: Will do!
(Telly and Big Bird take a bouquet of lilies and plate of sesame seed honey bars--fresh from Hooper's--to room 1)

[The Count]

*The Count opens the door and engages Telly and Big B in conversation, receiving the boo-quet and sesame seeded honey bars graciously accepting them in Ed's name as he's currently at the toy shop discussing the first line of figurines based on the castle's haunters.

[Erine81981]

Murray: *holding a four leaf clover* This should keep me from having any bad luck.

Guys with three things being celebrated today we need to be sure to help everyone around here with the celebration.

Herry: What's is all three of them?

Uh let's see. Ed's anniversary, Camilla the Chicken's b-day and the one most scarest of all.......

Monsters: What?

Friday The 13th! *makes eerie spooky nosies*

Murray hops into Herry's arms

Don't worry guys. It'll be the funnest day ever. Come on. To the store!

Maurice: I have a bad feeling about this. :eek:

[BEAR]

Bry: Alright, Big Bird and I are stepping out to pick up a birthday present for Camilla. Prairie, here are everyone's assignments while we're gone. (hands Prairie a piece of paper with a list). We'll be back soon. Come on, Bird! (leaves)
Big Bird: (follows) Coming! La la la la la...
Prairie: Okay. Now listen up, everybody! Bryan has placed me in charge while he is away. And why shouldn't he? I am one of the senior most responsible residents here.
Bert: What about me?
Ernie: What about you, Bert?
Bert: I'm responsible. (proudly) I make my bed every morning.
Ernie: Hmm.
Prairie: *Ahem* Anyway...here are everyone's assignments to prepare for the party tonight. (looking at the list) Bert and Ernie, you will be responsible for picking up food and supplies for the party. Here is your shopping list. (hands Ernie the list).
Ernie: We have to get 13 of everything on this list?
Prairie: Yes, and be sure to follow that rule closely. It is very important.
Ernie: (shrugs) Okay.
Prairie: Rosita and Telly, you will be helping The Count and Uncle Deadly with the decorations and party preparation.
Rosita: Okay!
Telly: Whoa whoa! Wait a second. Decorate with Uncle D-d-d-deadly?
Ernie: Come on, Telly. Uncle D's not so bad. Remember?
Telly: But he's still scary, aaaaaand it's Friday the 13th! Eeeextra scaaary!
Rosita: (Patting him on the back) Don't worry, Telly. Everything will be just fine.
Prairie: Okay! Everyone got their assignments?
Rosita: What about you?
Prairie: Me?
Telly: What will you be doing?
Prairie: Oh. Well...my job is to supervise. Yeah! To see that everything runs smoothly and you all do your jobs.
Others: Okay...Hmm...if you say so...I see.
Prairie: Okay. Now break!
(They all scurry off in there respective directions but running into each other before going the separate ways)
Prairie: And remember...13! Oh dear...(to Gaffer who has snuggled up to her arm) I tell ya Gaffer...it's not easy being a born leader.
Gaffer: Meow!

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: ...Well, I'm glad someone put Prairie in charge. She's certainly much more suitable for the job than I am.
Clifford: You're just lucky Gonzo's kept Camilla out on the town all day.
Ryan: You're telling me.

[BEAR]

(Prairie knocks on Ryan's door)
Prairie: Ryan? Hello! It's me, Prairie Dawn! I am just making sure you are doing your part!

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *gulps* Uhh... yes, I've done my part by keeping Camilla out all day so you could plan. *innocent smile*

[Erine81981]

Everyone from room 26 heads to Ryan's room

Hey Ryan and Clifford. Hey Prairie! We and the monsters fixed up some "Peach Cobbler" for Camllia party and got some neat little decrations.

Murray: *now wearing a green hat with a four leaf clover in it*

Maurice: What are you wearing?

Murray: A hat with a green leaf clover. Don't want anything to happen to me while....(whispers)....friday the 13th.

Maurice: Why are you whispering?

Murray: I really don't know.

Grover and Herry should be here with the drinks and.....and.....now i can't remember what the other thing i sent them out for?

Maurice: Don't worry. You'll remember when you see it.

I hope so.

Maurice: Where do me and Murray need to put these decorations Prairie?

[BEAR]

Prairie: Just take them down to the pool house, Maurice. The Count should be there with Uncle Deadly, Telly and Rosita decorating. You monsters can help them. Kyle, why don't you get the entertainment together. (to Ryan) As for you, Mister...I better not see you lollygagging too much. This is a special day. Now, I wonder what's keeping Bert and Ernie with the groceries.

[Erine81981]

Maurice: Got it Missy! *sulates and runs off to the pool area*

Murray: Wait for me! *runs after Maurice*

Entertainment is my specialty. Yes mama! *sulates and runs off*

Grover: *getting back from the store* Hey Kyle? We are back!

Herry: I don't see Kyle.

Grover: I do not see anyone? Where could they be?

Herry: There's Prairie. Maybe she'll know. Hey Prairie! Have you seen Kyle?

[BEAR]

Prairie: Hi, Grover. Hi, Herry. Kyle went off to organize the entertainment for the party.
(Bert and Ernie both show up with bags of groceries)
Ernie: Yoohoo!
Bert: We're back!
Ernie: And we got everything that was on the list.
Prairie: Oh good! The party will be starting soon. Let me see here...(takes list and reads off of it) 13 cloves of garlic?
Bert: Check.
Prairie: 13 pounds of beef?
Ernie: Check.
Prairie: 13 sprigs of mint?
Bert: Check.
Prairie: 13 gallons of black iced tea?
Ernie: Check.
Prairie: 13 blocks of mozzerella cheese?
Bert: Check.
Prairie: 13 loafs of bread?
Ernie: Check.
Prairie: 13 apples?
Bert: Check.
Prairie: 13 eggs?
Ernie: ......
Prairie: Don't tell me you forgot the eggs.
Ernie: Oh, we didn't forget the eggs. See? We got eggs. (holds up a carton)
Prairie: You only got a dozen eggs? A dozen eggs is 12. 12 eggs!
Ernie: That's all they had.
Bert: Yeah. Eggs only come in dozens.
Prairie: Oh dear...but I told you that you needed to get 13 of everything.
Ernie: But why?
Prairie: Because 13 is the number of the day. Oh dear. Ed is going to be so disappointed.
Ernie: Well, we can go back to the store and get another egg.
Prairie: It's too late now. The party is starting soon and we need to send this stuff over the the Chef to have cooked.

Bry: Hi, everyone!
Big Bird: We're back and we got Camilla such a great gift.
Bert: What is it?
Big Bird: A new little nest with a nice fluffy round pillow on the bottom too make her comfortable.
Bry: Yeah, it was on sale at Nest, Pond and Beyond. Also got these yummy Cadbury Cream Eggs. I love these things. Yum! (starts chopping on one)
Ernie: What a minute! Don't eat that! (grabs chocolate egg out my my hand)
Bry: What? Hey!
Ernie: (places Cadbury Egg next to regular eggs) Look, Prairie. 13 eggs!
Bert: How about that? And I thought those things were only around for Easter.
Ernie: Anything to move a plotline. Khekhekhe!
Bert: (laughs) Eh-eh-eh!
Bry: Is the party underway?
Prairie: As soon as everyone is done decorating and we get this stuff cooked!
Bry: Well, no need to stress. I think some of the others have been cooking too and I know I smelled something sweet coming from Kyle's room.

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *does not lollygag* They're coming!
Rizzo: Who?
Ryan: Gonzo and Camilla!
Rizzo: Oh! Sound de alarm! D'ey're coming!
Ryan: *sounds the alarm* *turns out it was the fire alarm* ...Dang...

[Erine81981]

Herry: Thank you Prairie. Hey Bryan and the gang. Yea. Kyle cooked some peach clobber and we got the drinks and a whale of a time too.

Whale of a Time: Hey there. I'm Whale of a Time.

Grover: *straining* I....hope.....i....can.....make....it.

Herry: Don't worry Grover. We will be at the pool in a few.

Grover: I....sure......do.......hope.......so.

Whale of a Time: Please do not drop me. I am very delcate.

[The Count]

Hey guys... Sorry I'm late, went with my friend to go see this little movie... Maybe you've heard of it? Something like Order of the Phoenix I think. Good movie, better than the last one, but still some nitpicks. Oh well.
*Checks messages and starts rooting through them all.

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: Hey Ed, good to have you here. Yeah, saw OotP the other night, it was okay, I guess...
Gonzo: You went to the midnight show!
Ryan: I think that's why it was just okay... Anyway, happy birthday Camilla!
Camilla: Bragawk bawk!
Ryan: You're welcome. Oh, and I bought you this. *hands Camilla a present* It's a CD, the best of Clucky and the Hens. Hope you like ti!

[The Count]

Hi Prawny. It was good, there were certain elements I liked and other stuff that was compressed when compared to the book.
Hi Camilla, happy birthday. Got you this... *Hands her a flattened present. It's a CD of music by that rooster from the UK, the one that Bo manages. Manages to what, I'll never know.

[BEAR]

Bry: Hi, Ed! Happy birthday, Camilla! Big Bird and I went out and bought you this new nest.
Big Bird: The cushion has central heating for the winter months!

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bunsen: *Goes to give Camilla a small device* Oh happy Birthday Miss Camilla, I am sure you are very pleased that this is your big day. This device ensures your saftey when Gonzo daringly decides to blast himself out of a cannonball. It emits a protective shield around you---of the highest quality...with a bit of silicon. Anyways, *Looks to Ed* Happy Anniversary my dear Edward! *Hands him a card from Claudia saying "May you last long on MC! Your friend, Claudia...P.S: I WANT THAT CA-"* Don't mind the last part..I erased it as it seemed most unsuitable but she is very thankful of you being here. And this pretty picture of your character *Hands to Edward* has been edited.

Beaker: Meep! Meep!

[The Count]

Aw, thanks guys, it sure is great to have made some new friends like you and Miss Claudia. *Shakes Bunsen's hand. *Hugs Beaker. Please take these as a thank-you to Claudia, and make sure she shares them with you... *Hands the smart scientists a bag filled with double dipped choc. brownies and coconut kisses.

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *bounces around room* It's here! It's here! It's finally here!
Clifford: Here he goes again...
Rizzo: What's here?
Ryan: The pinnacle of my action figure collection!
Clifford: I thought that was the Mayhem Stage?
Ryan: It was! Now it isn't!
Gonzo: What is, then?
Ryan: *clears throat* SUUUUUUUUUUUUU-PER GROVER!
Uncle Deadly: *shakes head* Get back to writing...

[The Count]

Ooh! Breaking news!
*Wreckingball crashes through the Newsman's news room at KMUP-TV Studios.

Did he arrive packaged as Super Grover or Grover Kent?

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bunsen: *Smiles triumphantly* Alrighty, toodle-loo! Once again enjoy the day! *Waves and reverently gets the little sweets into his large green hands* I may have to hide this from the Miss. Remember how she gets with these little delights. As we enter the room we must be surrepticious, intelligent, and sly!

Beaker: Mee mee! *Thanks Eddie from afar* *Chocolate stains all over his mouth* *Munch*

Bunsen: *Does not take notice* *Stuffs sweets into his lab pocket* *Hums*

Beaker: *does the same*

--

Claudia: *Doing complex calculus* Hey guys...ugh math is a killer! Anyway, what did Eddie say? :3

Bunsen: He was thankful. : D

Claudia: Aw, I am so glad. That big lug! *Sees Beaker's chocolate mustache* HE GAVE US CHOCOLATES? :3

Bunsen: Oh, wonderful Beaker, you blew our only protection of her untameable hyperness. *Frowns*

Claudia: GIMME GIMME GIMME! *Dives into Bunsen's pocket* Nums nums for Claudia. <3

Bunsen: D: Could I atleast take a gander of that Brownie? I should like to taste test it for any hidden poisions...

Claudia: Chya right. Like Ed would do that. Nice try little melon dude. XD *Eats with a glass of milk*

Beaker: *Munches*

Bunsen: *Eats the coconut kisses* Oh how delightfully tasteful but oh how dreadful the fat! That will soon go to your tummy!

Claudia: Stop trying to scare meee! I could burn it off at the Gym! *Giggly*...*Song starts* CHOCOLATE IS FOR MEEE! I LOVE IT BECAUSE IT IS FREE! CAN'T YOU SEEEEEEEEEE!

Beaker: *Stops the record player*

Bunsen: >_> That was odd.

Claudia: ;_; awww.

[theprawncracker]

Did he arrive packaged as Super Grover or Grover Kent?
Ryan: He came packaged as Super Grover! I was sooooo excited!

[The Count]

Oh good. Got mine as SG too. It was better of them to put the knob in his neck instead of the multiple heads like what happened with Super Beaker. And the best thing... That phone booth! Oh how it trumps the Bill & Ted one I have. Pity my display's in shambles, all the figures lying down on the shelves. Guess they need someone to get 'em back into shipshape. Oh well. Rully glad you have a new addition to your collection Prawnidew.

[BEAR]

Yes, mine came packaged as Super Grover too. I love that figure. It's still in the box too. Actually, all my figures are still in the boxes...

[The Count]

Dunno why you haven't broken him free from his casing... Plenty of good comic photo potential between him and Koozbane Kermit or just good ol' Kermit.

[BEAR]

Dunno why you haven't broken him free from his casing... Plenty of good comic photo potential between him and Koozbane Kermit or just good ol' Kermit.

True. I guess I just haven't found a place for them yet.

[The Count]

Aw... That's too bad Bry. But so long as they're all in good storage and you can find em all, that's the important thing.
*To both Bry and Ryan, you have to be careful when rotating the arms. Super Grover has full 360º articulation in his shoulders, but his arms are bendie wires so handle them with care, especially when fitting the cloth trenchcoat over his body.

[BEAR]

Thanks for the tip, Ed! :) Will have to remember that.

My favorite figures are still the Jim Henson Muppet and the Rainbow Connection Kermit/Robin. I guess there's just a little more meaning in those pieces to me. I keep those EXTRA safe!

[BEAR]

Prairie: Some party last night, huh?
Rosita: Oh yeah! I still can't stop dancin'! Hehe!
Prairie: And hey...I'm sorry I was so bossy yesterday, guys. I just wanted everything to be so perfect for Ed and Camilla. I went a little overboard with the whole thing. Will you ever forgive me?
Roomies: (adlibbing) Yeah, of course!...no problem...it's okay...forgiven...Sure...
Bry: You just wanted a great time just as much as the rest of us, Prairie. You just need to remember what being a good leader means. Being kind and respectful to those you work with. Remember, Jim Henson rarely yelled at his employees.
Bert: Jim Henson?
Ernie: Name sounds familiar.
Bry: ((hugging Prairie)) Hey, we love ya!
Prairie: Thanks, Bryan. ((hugs))
Telly: (still in his Friday the 13th protective get-up from yesterday) I'm just releived that nothing bad happened.
Bry: What can happen to a guy dressed like a Lucky Charms marshmallow?
Ernie: Khekhekhekhe!
Bert: So what's on the agenda today?
Bry: Well, I have to go to work tonight.
Bert: At Hooper's. I thought the store was only open during the day.
Bry: Haha! No, Bert. Over at Birdland. You guys can come if you want. I think Lena Hornbill might be performing tonight.
Big Bird: Really? I love her! She has such a pretty voice. Sings like a bird! Haha!
Bry: I don't know if you should be coming, Big Bird. It's kinda late.
Big Bird: Oh pleeeeaase!
Bry: Oh...alright! You can come. In fact, let's invite the entire Dorm House. Bert? Ernie? I'd like you two to put up a bulletin on the lobby board inviting everyone to come down to Birdland tonight around 7:00PM.
Bert: Yes, Sir!
Ernie: You got it, Bryan!
(B and E run down and put a flyer up on the board)

[Erine81981]

That was some party guys. Glad we could have a cool pool party for Camilla.

Herry: It was fun. I just hope she liked her present.

I'm sure she did. A fun filled 3 pack CD with all of her favoirte bird singers. *eatting a P-Zone*

Grover: It was the cutest party ever.

[COLOR="DeepSkyBlue"]Maurice: I really enjoyed the balloons everwhere. That was cool. I'm glad they had my type of food. I was tried of fried chicken.

Grover: I am just glad to be off today.

Murray: *still in four leaf clover hat* Me too. You never get to take days off because your always working. *eatting some pizza*

But next time Grover don't ever think when i say things that don't really make since. You did remember to take that whale back to his home right?

Grover: Uh...Oh yea.

That's good. I wouldn't want him to be taking up the whole pool and no one get to swim.

Grover: *stifuld laugh* I just remember something. I will be right back. *races off*

Wonder what go into his fur?

Maurice: Maybe some fish.

*looks at the camrea funny*

[The Count]

Whales are not fish hokay? Sorry, Pepe moment there. Back to normal, or as normal as things get around here. *Sheesh.

[Erine81981]

Whales are not fish hokay? Sorry, Pepe moment there. Back to normal, or as normal as things get around here. *Sheesh.
Maurice:*pops ups in Ed's room* I know that Ed but they do eat fish. Get it now?

[The Count]

Well... Sort of. Though it needs work, you might want to talk to Fozzie about polishing your routine.

Night everybody, have a restful sleep. And maybe some people will post fanfic updates tonight.

[Beakerfan]

*walks in, picks up Pepe and squeezes him tight like a teddy bear*
Pepe: Ello Seniorita! Zit is nice to see jou too hokay!
*sits on the bed, wide eyed and unfocused*
Floyd: Hey, uh Alex? How's it crackin? You don't look so good...
*unresponsive, still squeezing Pepe*
Floyd: Alex? *waves hand in front of Alex's face*
*pulls Floyd tight and bursts into tears* Floyd, I am so emotionally drained.... and... and why do guys have to be such jerks sometimes? He didn't have to make it that obvious that he was glad he didn't catch the garter! *sobs harder* I mean... just because I used to date him.... and then I caught the bouquet..... I was so happy, not for me.... I mean, it was my brother's wedding for pete's sake! *trails off in a midst of tears*
*They all group hug*

[Erine81981]

*over hear's Alex's* Something is wrong! To Alex's room! *rushes off up stairs* I'm on my way! *knocks on door* Hey there Alex. I heard you crying. Is everything ok?

[Beakerfan]

Hey... *thinks: at least I know not all guys are bad...* Yeah, well, I'll be ok. A friend of mine (whom I used to date) hurt my feelings really bad today after I caught the bouquet at my brothers wedding... at the time I just laughed it off, mostly because I didn't want to let it put a damper on the wonderful occasion. But now that it's sunk in, I just can't help thinking "What kind of person would say something like that?" I thought he was a really nice guy, you know, the kind that would never purposely hurt someone. But I guess I was wrong....

[Erine81981]

Welcome. :) That's just how guys are. But don't worry us around here are just as sweet as apple pie...even tho i don't like apple pie. *sticks touge out* Well if you ever need me or any of the monsters let us know and we'll be here as soon as someone says "Quick Before The Hyens Come." Don't ask me why i said that. I'm not thinking right now. But i'm going to go out for some Whatabuger cheese saucge egg bruitto. That start selling them around 11. Want any? Or what about you guys?

[Beakerfan]

:) Well, I already knew how sweet y'all around here are, but you're definetly right! Sweet as apple pie.... Oh my gosh those burritos sound really good! I'd love one! My boys... well, they should be getting ready for bed. *looks back* Or, in Animal and Pepe's case, already IN bed.
*Animal and Pepe trudge off to bed*

[BeakerSqueedom]

Hey... *thinks: at least I know not all guys are bad...* Yeah, well, I'll be ok. A friend of mine (whom I used to date) hurt my feelings really bad today after I caught the bouquet at my brothers wedding... at the time I just laughed it off, mostly because I didn't want to let it put a damper on the wonderful occasion. But now that it's sunk in, I just can't help thinking "What kind of person would say something like that?" I thought he was a really nice guy, you know, the kind that would never purposely hurt someone. But I guess I was wrong....

*Knocks door*
*Talks from the other side of the door gently*

Bunsen: I could not help but overhear your call of distress. It certainly breaks my heart when one suffers emotionally. I feel I must give you this little old--but useful device. It majors in empathy, so, whenever you'd like to use it on a particular victim-I mean someone. They'd tell you how they are feeling. It is quite like a truth ray of some sort. I thought this could bring some joy to your life despite this little tragedy. That is the device I use when Claudia does not want to admit she's eaten all the cookies from the cookie jar. Anyway, I should probably give you some advice, from an oldie like me.

Things like this will always happen. But somewhere along the way it'll become one amusing experience to learn from and perhaps you'd give a little giggle. Do remember you have friends in MC. I as well am your friend. Beaker too and Claudia!

Beaker: Mee meee! *Hold the device and a bag of cookies for Beakerfan*

[Beakerfan]

Awww, thanks guys! *squeezes Bunsen and Beaker in tight hug* I feel much better already!

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bunsen & Beaker: *Hugs back*

Bunsen: I am very glad. Chin up my friend! *Walks back to the room*

Beaker: Mee *Hands the get well gifts to her* <3

-In room-

Claudia: Oh how is she?

Bunsen: She is just dandy! Alex should never have to go through such an incident ever. What a sweet person. *Goes to align his flasks in the order from smallest to biggest*

Beaker: Mee!

Claudia: Aw, yah. I am so happy she is doing fine. <3

Bunsen: Same here. : ) *Adjusts glasses*

[Erine81981]

Ya'll are such good guys. I love you too. *hugs Bunsan, Beaker and Claudia*

The Next Day.........(which is this day of course)

What a good firend Bunsan, Beaker and Claudia are.

Herry: So are you. Your a really good firend to everyone here at the dorms.

Thanks Herry. So are you. *slugs Herry's shoulder*

Herry: *slugs me back which makes me fly against the way*

Whoa!

Herry: I am so sorry Kyle. Didn't know my own strength.

*shakes off* Don't worry Herry. I wouldn't matter how strong you are.....just as long you don't use your powers for evil.

Herry: Don't ever think that Kyle. I wouldn't ever. I don't....

It's ok Herry. Just giving you a little sarcasm.

Herry: Ohhhh you got me there.

Now what to do for supper?

[The Count]

*Turns off TV. Man, I'm so disheartened over what happened. Been watching the Next Food Network Star since it started in June... Been rooting for JAG, the guy who's got some Latin Caribbean flavor. Gotta be honest, with the new show Simply Delicioso premiering yesterday, I was fearful of his chances. But he made it all the way through to the final two! And then... He throws this curveball about his past and honorably pulls out of the competition. After all that, after investing time and interest, man... It just hits me like a heavy sinking feeling.

Oh well... Wonder if Beth got that piece of art I sent her. Maybe I should talk to her... At least I've got my friends here to count on.
*Changes channel to something else once the TV's been turned back on.

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: Ooh yes, the art! I'm going to respond fright now Ed, sorry it took me so long!
Red: Art?
Beth: Yep, want to help me look at it? Maybe you can channel Mokey's spirit or something to help describe it to Ed
Red: Sure!

[The Count]

Greetings from the dorms management team.

It pleases me to announce the birthdays of two distinguished Muppets today... The highly esteemed Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, rooming with Claudia in Room #44; and the guy who we all know that loves his Z's as he's often found napping or mastering the final note for any production, Zoot, the Electric Mayhem's saxophonist currently living with Maddie in Room #28. If you want to leave a card or gift or help with the party planning, talk to their respective roommates.

Hope you guys have a great birthday.

PS: And thanks Beth, you know it's OK, I know you have as busy a schedule as anyone else. *Big hugs to you cousin.

[BEAR]

Bry: Hmm... Slow morning here at Hooper's. I wonder if anyone will show up today. (phone rings and I answer it). Hooper's in Hensonville. This is Bryan...Oh, hi, Bert...No, actually it's been pretty slow so far. I guess no one likes breakfast anymore...I know, you're right. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day!...Especially oatmeal, you say?...With nutmeg?...Bert, was there another reason for your call other than to swap morning recipes?...Bunsen Honeydew's birthday?...And Zoot's too?...Sure, I can have two cakes made for tonight. No problem! Thanks, Bert!...Bye! (hangs up). Without customers, I have plenty of time to bake those cakes. (just then a whole swarm of anything people, monsters and animal rush in for something to eat.). I spoke too soon! Gosh, I guess things aren't so dull today afterall, but now I can't serve all these people and still have time to bake. I'm gonna need some help.
A Cow: Excuuuuse me, but do you have any oatmeal with nutmeg by any chance?
Bry: Right away! *sigh!*

[Erine81981]

Grover: *pops up behind the counter* It is i Grover t. Monster here to help you out Bryan. I figred since i was off for my vacation for all my other jobs i could help out here.

[BEAR]

Bry: Oh Grover, you're a lifesaver! Thank you! If you wouldn't mind taking care of the front here while I get started on the cakes. Miss Cow wanted some oatmeal. You can start with her. (sees a party of Honkers come in.). Gonna be a long day.

[Erine81981]

Grover: You got it Bry. Ok Miss Cow. Oatmeal coming up. Hey Honkers! I'll be with you in just a few minutes. *starts making the oatmeal* Ok with that going. I will go see what the honkers want. Hey there honkers. What would it be?

Honker #1: *honks a couple honks*

Honker #3: *honks after the first one*

Honker #4: *honks once*

Honker #2: *honks out a big honk*

Grover: Whoa! Are you sure you all can eat that much?

Honkers: *honk all a once*

Grover: Ok if you say so. *starts fixing the honkers food*

Miss Cow: Is my oatmeal ready yet?

Grover: Not yet Miss Cow. Do now worry i Grover will have it to you when it is ready. *still trying to fix what the honkers asked for*

[BeakerSqueedom]

[Thanks Kyle <3...and Bear!]


Claudia: *Decorating the halls* Come on Beaker! Run before Bunsen catches us making his surprise party! *Hanging little cupcakes in the air through Bunsen's floaty experiment thing (It's been done before)* I am so glad I sent Bunsen to that conference with the 'League of Inventors'! Oh, I am very happy of his oblivious nature. He tends to not realize the obvious despite his I.Q...he thinks we've forgotten his Birthday! :)

Beaker: *Hanging streamers and decorating everyone's door without permission* Meemeeemeeemee!

Claudia: I have not forgotten Zoot! It's so sweet how Bry is making the cakes. Such a lifesaver he is! I got Zoot a brand new instrument, cap, and sunglasses as well as some chocochips!--and I got Bunsen some thick Encyclopedias, suits, googles, and a bag of kisses!

Beaker: Meemeeemeeemee!

Claudia: Aw, you got him a picture of you with him in your highschool years? Though I am shocked you got him new lab supplies. That is a really expensive kit!

Beaker: Meep meep *Leaves invitations at everyone's doors*

Claudia: We might have to take this party to the poolhouse.

Beaker: Mee.

Claudia: Good idea--I am going to go make Bunsen's life horrible on the phone! When done hanging these cupcakes o' course!

Beaker: Meee.

Claudia: I hope everyone attends and pitches in. It'll be a blast...I put some of his nifty inventions into effect at the pool house. It is groovy themed. It's a little incomplete. Hope someone comes by to help us with that...

Beaker: Meee!
--

*At conference*

Bunsen: Oh, I'm afraid it is break time! Good-bye! See you in a few minutes! *Frowns and sighs* Oh hum, the Miss forgot my birthday...even Beaker! Oh well...I suppose I was not as important to them as I thought. *Disdained*

---

Claudia: You want to do the prank call?

Beaker: Mee!

Claudia: Oh this will be a day he shan't forget!

[Erine81981]

Herry: What lovely decorations you two are doing.

Murray: Yep. Reeeeallly.

Herry: Come on Murray! We need to help too.

Murray: Yoooou got it!

Both run off into the room for some more decorations to put up

[BEAR]

At Hooper's...

(the phone is ringing)
Grover, would you mind getting that? My hands are a bit sticky.(holds up frosting covered hands)

[BeakerSqueedom]

Herry: What lovely decorations you two are doing.

Murray: Yep. Reeeeallly.

Herry: Come on Murray! We need to help too.

Murray: Yoooou got it!

Both run off into the room for some more decorations to put up

Claudia: Thanks a bunch Kyle! You are a better friend than ever! *Smiles giddily*

Beaker: Mee meeee!

Claudia: Bry must have his hands covered in frost by now. I appreciate his hard work on the cakes. Gosh...such nice neighbors huh Beakie?

Beaker: *Nods*

Claudia: We must give those two something! But what?

Beaker: *Idea*

Claudia: I like :3

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Nora: (reading paper) The Observer's running a huge article on Harry Potter today.
MN: That's right, it's part of a series. It's all for the countdown for Deathly Hallows.
Nora: Oh, I know. Mrs. Farley's had the Hogwarts displays and banners up in the shop for weeks.
Storyteller: And why not...this J.K. Rowling is just as good a storyteller as any Fraggle.
MN: Too right. And when I bring my copy home from the shop, I'm going to lock myself in my room and read start to finish.
Nora: How long should that take?
MN: Well, "Phoenix" took me four hours...
Storyteller: You will surface for food and fresh air, won't you?
MN: No worries, Storyteller, no worries.

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: I think everything is prepared...*Smiles deviously* PRANK TIME!

Beaker: Mee.

Claudia: *Goes into room and marks his number*

--

Bunsen: Greetings, how may I help you?

Claudia: OMGSH MY HAND IS MELTING! HELP IT BURNS! *Passes to Beaker*

Beaker: MEEEMEEEMEEEMEEEEE!

Bunsen: Oh dear! Miss is on fire? I told her not to touch the combustables! Oh what was she thinking? *Rushes out of the office*

Beaker: *Sniffles* MEEPEMEEEP!

Bunsen: Oh dear! Say it is not so! *Hops into upgraded car* I'm coming! Don't hang u-

*Click*
--

Beaker: Mee.

Claudia: Did you HAVE to say I was dying?

Beaker: Meep. Mee meee meemeeemee!

Claudia: You've really done it this time. X3 Now we just have to wait--The party is probably starting in the poolhouse!

Beaker: mee!
--

[The Count]

Don't count on it though Storyteller. When I got Chamber of Secrets, I stayed up all night long until the dawning morn reading it. The only other literary work I did that for was The Scarlet Letter when I had to write a journal recording my thoughts chapter by chapter for high school.
Had to read it again to get the riddle of the name scramble though. Wonder if Mrs. Farley got the colors right for each house, along with the Hogwarts seal depicting all four houses' animals.

Sorry, went into fan mode there.
*Pops out to hang a few blinking bulbs in the common room for the party, then sends a couple of bats off to the poolhouse with some disco glow-white bulbs to be hung there too.

[BEAR]

(At Hooper's...)
Bry: Okay, I think the cakes are just about done now and ready to take back to the Dorms.
(More customers are flooding the store driving poor Grover crazy)
Bry: They just don't stop, do they?
Ernie: (emerges from the crowd) Hi, Bryan!
Bry: Ernie!
Ernie: Bert asked me to come down here to see if you needed help bringing the cakes back.
Bry: Oh yes. That would be wonderful! Let's go!
Ernie: Oh hi there, Grover!
(Grover has just about passed out on the floor already from exhaustion)
Bry: Oh, wait...we can't leave yet. Someone's gotta be here to run the store. We're not at closing time yet.
(That same group of Honkers led by one comes back as if they know what is the problem)
Honker: *Honk honk honk honk honk*
Bry: What's that? I'm sorry, my Honker-speak is a little rusty.
Honker: *Honk honk honk honk honk*
Ernie: Oh! He said that him and the other Honkers noticed all day that you were under some stress and they wouldn't mind watching the store the rest of the night for you.
Bry: You know how to speak Honker?
Ernie: You can learn a lot of things living on Sesame Street.
Bry: (to Honkers) Well, that would be wonderful if you don't mind.
(All the Honkers honk in agreement excitedly)
Bry: Thank you sooo much! Alright, guys! Onto the party!
Ernie: Yaaaay! Come on, Grover. Grover?

[BeakerSqueedom]

OOC: Scarlet Letter was such a scary book. Puritans were sure strict. : )

Bunsen: *Checks in* Did you not hear her scream? Goodness I cannot believe what I've to say next but--this is beyond stupidity. I truly hope she is not *gulp* *Rushes up the stairs*

--

Claudia: Goodjob with the make-up--I look like toast! *Hears mutters and such* He's coming! *Drops dead*

Beaker: *Stifles laughing*

Bunsen: Oh dear! Oh goodness gracious! *Kneels* BEAKER! D: *Hyperventilating* *Shakes Claudia* You cannot be dead! I've not used you for that machine yet!

Claudia: *Holds back the urge to punch him*

Beaker: Meemeemama?

Bunsen: CPR won't work in these situations Beakie!

Claudia: EW PUHLEASE! I'm worth cpring nerd!*Tackles Bunsen into a loving hug and kisses his head crazily* SILLY! HAPPY BITHDEE!

Bunsen: *glasses fall off* *Stiff*

Claudia: Beakie, perform cpr!

Beaker: *makes a face*

Bunsen: That will not be nessecary. *Gets glasses* I am startled greatly. First you let this day slip by with your forgetfulness of the fact that it is my Birthday, distrub me from work, worry me to kingdom come, and feigning a painful death! I am utterly disgruntle- *Looks at the decorated hall filled with streamers and floating cupcakes* *Sees invitations on some of the doors* Oh...

Beaker: Mee?

Claudia: *Sniffles* ;_; *Whimpers* You've never yelled at me before. FINE! *winks at Beaker*

Beaker: *Looks innocent*

Bunsen: Oh Miss Claudia...I am so-

Claudia: *Runs to lead him to the poolhouse* *Trying to stop her giggles by trying to sound like she is bawling*

Bunsen: Well, I might as well dramatically run about for my dear friend. Oh the teenage drama. I am too old for this. *Walks with Beaker*
---

Claudia: *At poolhouse* I AM DIRTY! FULL OF FAKE ASH! AND SMELL LIKE BURNING CHEMICALS! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY BUDDY BUNNIE AND ZOOT!...hope he's awake. XD

Bunsen: Look I- I was bambozzled again. *Looks modest*

Claudia: Decorations were made by me, Kyle, and with the help of Count's bats! The two cakes were made by Bry! Give them a hand!--well the cakes will be arriving shortly...looks like Bry might be coming in about any moment!

Beaker: Mee?

Claudia: Yes, Beaker too.

Bunsen: *Clasps hands together happily* I feel so special today. Too bad my suit does not look as swank as it once did before being dirtied by your hugs. *Chuckles*

Claudia: Well--I am covered in make-up.

someone wanna put a cd in the stereo?

Bunsen: O_o Oh my what a pretty Disco ball!

[The Count]

That's strange... Thought Big Bird was the one who spoke Honker. Oh well.
*Shrugs and puts disc of Muppet music in the CD player, before pressing the button that fills the room with happy singing and melodic tones. Just take a dip in the pool and wash all that ash away.

[Erine81981]

Grover: *exhausted*

Murray: Boy do you look bad.

Grover: I......know.

Why don't you just rest up before heading down to the party. Don't want to see something happen to you.

Grover: Thank...........you. *falls over on couch and falls fast asleep*

Aright guys. To the party!

Everyone expect Grover leaves for the party

[BEAR]

Bry: (enters the party with 2 cakes) followed by Big Bird, Telly, Bert, Ernie, Prairie Dawn and Rosita) Happy birthday!
(one cake is white with a metallic, shimmery silver frosting. The candles look like neon green nuclear glow sticks; The other cake is red velvet shaped into a saxaphone, it has a peanut butter frosting to give it a brassy color, there are dark chocolate music notes scattered on top)

(Ooc: Ed, I was originally going to use Bird for that Honker moment but I just used Ernie instead.)

[Erine81981]

Herry: Uh Claudia...that was me and Murray who helped with the decorations. Remember or do you?

Murray: Yea we helped not Kyle.

Yea i didn't help out with anything expect for the presents for Bunsan and Zoot.

Grover: *yawning* I am here guys.

Maurice: Good to see you all rested Grover.

Grover: I am not all rested. I am still tired. *yawns again*

Oscar: *pops up from a near by table* So i heard this whole party is a mess.

Herry: Where did you hear that?

Oscar: From him. *points to a anything Muppet boy*

Pink Anything Muppet boy: I didn't ever say that. I said i had a mess in the pool hall. Not the Pool area.

Oscar: Oh....well then.....I hate parties! *walks out of the pool area*

That grouch. Tries to ruin everything. Oh well Happy Birthday Bunsan and Zoots my man. *gives low five to Zoots*

[The Count]

Ah... It's so good to see that everything's swinging. And you're a part of the plan. And this party's the hit of the land. Hope Dr. Dew and Zoot had a great time. Hope the blackout last night didn't inconvenience anybody. See you guys later, I'm off to Hooper's for some breakfast.

[BeakerSqueedom]

(My bad Kyle <3)

Claudia: *Smiles and pops in front of Bunsen* How much fun was THAT?

Bunsen: Agreed, it was huge. Too bad Zoot fell asleep.

Claudia: :) LOL

Beaker: Meeemeee!

Bunsen: Oh I've not open my presents yet! *Sees a pile near his bed*

Claudia: *Smiles cheekily* They are from your friends!

Beaker: *Nod nod*

Bunsen: I have a microscopic parasite in my eye..*Sniffles*

Claudia: ADMIT IT! You're choked up. You love us and the peeps at MCD!

Bunsen: Oh, of course! *Tries to regain some dignity*

Claudia: Oh Bunnie, GROUP HUG!

Beaker: *Hugs Claudia*

Bunsen: *Hugs* I suppose I could spare some affection.

Claudia: *Glomps them*

Bunsen: Everyone did a wonderful job putting their efforts to help you two.

Claudia: YES!

Beaker: Mee.

---

[Gloat]

*adam is sitting at his desk, the pencil he is is writing with is giving off smoke, Boppity and Gloat walks in from socialising with the other people outside*

Boppity: how much of that coursework do you have to do?

Adam: hmm, i dont know.... say another ton *writing* im not going anywhere or doing anything till i get it done, you go out and party as much as you want

Gloat: ok *they both walk out*

Adam: *angry look* too.... much .... work!

[Gloat]

*Boppity and Gloat get outside the dorm and Boppity, for the first time, sees the invitation and reads it*

Boppity:hmm... seems that being locked in that room all night means we missed a great party, i feel bad that we didnt get them anything

Gloat: *now suddenly appears to be holding 2 large presents, 2 birthday cards and several boxes of cookies* good thing i have instinctive birthday senses *laughs*

Boppity: see, we dont need Adam, just common sense

*they drop a present, a card and a few boxes at dorms 44 and 28, they have given Zoot a new mouth-piece for his sax and Bunsen new chargable test-tubes*

Gloat: There, i feel much better, we may have missed the party but we made up for it

Boppity: save any cookies?

Gloat: yeh, bought us an extra box, know where we are allowed to go and eat them?

Boppity: nah, i think we should ask at reception

*they go and do so*

[The Count]

Count: Ah, 2 frightful Frackles! You can go and enjoy your cookies in the common room, just don't let Cookie Monster catch you though.

[Gloat]

Boppity: thanks *gives 2 of the cookies to you* extra choc chip!

Gloat: and dont worry, he wont see us... probably, cya soon

*walk off to the common room, grab some seats and start feasting on the cookies discussing monopoly*

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bunsen: Oooohh, One more gift that is from the beloved Gloat and Bobbity. *Chuckles* *amused* How generous.

Claudia: *Studying and under pressure* EEEEE

Bunsen: Oh dear..

[redBoobergurl]

Cookie: Did me hear someone say COOKIE? *starts wandering dorm looking for cookies*

[The Count]

*The Count meets Cookie Monster back downstairs... Ah, my fine furry fellow... Yes, here I happen to have 2, 2 classic chocolate chip cookies. Here, you can have them both. After all, it's better vhen you pass something that you love on to someone else. Hope you like them, Boppity and Gloat gave them to me.

[redBoobergurl]

Cookie: For me? Oh boy! *then thinks for a moment and scratches his head with his furry hand* You know Count? You nice enough to share with me and there 2 cookies and 2 of us. See 1, 2 *points to himself and points to Count* Why don't we each have cookie? It nice to share.

[The Count]

Count: Really? Vhy thank you Cookie Monster. *Hugs the blue furry dude and takes cookie after he held it out offering it to the master counter. Now tell that roommate of yours to please post more of her vonderful fanfic, ah, number 5!

[Gloat]

*after starting an discusion about monopoly, an arguement has aroused*

Boppity: you were never good at monopoly! you always ate the pieces!

Gloat: *Spits out some pieces* I do not!

Boppity: alright then! ill play you, and ill beat you so bad youll never want to see money ever again!

Gloat: Tell ya what, why not get loads of people playing, so itll be more embarrasing for you to lose to loads all at once!

Boppity: that wont be more embarrasing though, cos it wont really be any different

Gloat: Oh... well lets see if anyone else does wanna beat ya

*both look around*

[redBoobergurl]

*Cookie returns to room 3*
Cookie: Me got cookie from Count
Beth: That's great
Cookie: He said you need to post more story
Beth: I know. Work has been crazy. I think I might be able to tomorrow finally
Wanda: Ooh, are you almost finished with that big mailing project then?
Beth: Yep, all done until the next one comes along
Red: Seems like all you ever do is mail stuff
Beth: This would be true, but believe me, I do much more than that too!
Red: I'd like to see that for myself
Beth: Next time we have "Bring a Fraggle to work day" you can come
Red: Do they actually have those?
*Cookie and Wanda just snicker behind Red's back, they note Beth's sarcasm and know it's a joke*

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: *Hugging her pillow with a glazed look in her eyes*

Bunsen: *Hears silence* I cannot believe the wonderful melody, that of silence drifting into this very room. *Warming the tube filled with a jelly-like substance* Is something wrong?

Claudia: *Blushing* *Giggling quietly* He said Mi amorcito! aha! *Has a bashful look*

Bunsen: *Clears throat* Who?

Claudia: I'm not telling! :3

Bunsen: I am not dumb, If I remember accuratley--it means 'my love'.

Claudia: :33 SILLY BUNNIE! *Giggles*

Bunsen: What happened with your "I will wait until I finish college" idea?

Clauda: Well, most people my age have Boyfriends already? :P Maybe--I could do that too!

Bunsen: Why be common?

Claudia: Your just jealous Bunnie ;3 that I was bit by the Jitter bug!

Bunsen: Successful people do not jump off cliffs just because other people do so. That is my point. *Chuckles at the thought*

Claudia: You've never been on a date...that is why. :3

Bunsen: I beg to differ, wait--and you have?

Beaker: MEEP!

Claudia: I dated Beaker :O GASP!

Beaker: *Gasps* *Waves hands as a protest*

Bunsen: *Gasps* Beaker?

Claudia: KIDDING! :D

Bunsen: Goodness. *Faints*

Beaker: *Shakes head*

Claudia: *Daydreams* :3 lovey dovey meeee!

[Erine81981]

*walks by the common room and sees two Frackles* Hey there guys. *holds hand out for a shake* I'm Kyle. I don't think we've meet before. I've seen ya'll on the Muppet Show but what are your names?

[The Count]

*Spots Kyle and goes to shake his hand. Hey buddy... Just heard a moving message you submitted for the Muppetcast Show #7. Must say I was surprised, I thought you were younger than you sounded. Definitely a twang, but there's a little of Jerry and a little of Jim there at times. Good stuff pal.

[Erine81981]

*shaking hands with Ed* Thanks Ed. You really think so....that is Jerry and Jim in there. Wow! I feel.....feel.....oh well...*face turns red*....oh what a complement. (Hope to hear your one of these days)

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Storyteller: So what'd you give Zoot?
MN: I gave him a biography of Charlie Parker, and a few jazz LPs from the music shop down the street.
Nora: (rummaging through trunk) I sent Bunsen some new Erlenmeyer flasks.
MN: Good, good...what's going on?
Nora: Well, there's going to be a big party at midnight Friday at Coming Unbound, and Mrs. Farley wants me to dress as one of the four founders of Hogwarts.
MN: Let me guess, Ravenclaw.
Nora: I think so, yeah.
Storyteller: I've got a nice blue cape you can borrow - it's made of Toe-Tickler silk, so it's nice and floaty.
MN: And when we're all home and reasonably awake, we'll sit down and take turns reading the chapters aloud, how's that?

[The Count]

Well... You could always go as Rowina Ravenclaw or Helga Hufflepuff. The choice's yours Nora.
Say Count... Did we get the birthday boys any presents?
Count: Of course.
Mmm, good...
Count: The bats dropped off a nice flask filled with some home-made lemon-lime poltice and an alchemy moonstone paperweight for Bunsen.
And for Zoot?
Count: The bats left him a comfy throw pillow made of spider-silk encased in wolflike fur lining and a batch of devil's food fudge.
OK... Gonna keep listening to the MuppetCast.

[BEAR]

Bry: (in voice over style as Hoots the Owl is seen perched on a tree branch playing a soft lullabye theme on the saxaphone) Muppet College Dorms were brought to you today by the letter C and by the number 2. MCD is a production of the Muppet Central Forum Workshop. Sweet dreams!

[Gloat]

*walks by the common room and sees two Frackles* Hey there guys. *holds hand out for a shake* I'm Kyle. I don't think we've meet before. I've seen ya'll on the Muppet Show but what are your names?

Boppity: *shakes your hand* Im'm Boppity, and the one eating the board pieces is Gloat

Gloat: *spits out pieces and also shakes your hand* wanna play monopoly? Boppity needs a good beating at this game

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bunsen: I heard something go bump in the morning, I will take a peek on what is causing this. *Opens door* Oh, more gifts. I am very much spoiled by the good friends of Muppet College. From Count, Nora, ect. Ohhohohoho! This makes me too happy!

Beaker: Memee!

Bunsen: Oh my, more science tools! Oh and a wonderful moonstone paperweight--just what I needed! Oh a flask---very stunning!

Claudia: People love yah Bunnie. ;3

Bunsen: *giggles* This pleases me greatly!

[The Count]

*Listening to Muppetcast Episode#11... You know, Lisa should download this episode and listen to it as well, it's got a Muppetcast UK segment with Bob Fischer singing a very beautiful acapella version of "Halfway Down The Stairs".

Oh hey, Claudia's online, gonna go talk to her a moment.
Count: Very well.

[The Count]

*Sighs... Ho-hum, here it is... A perfectly good afternoon... And no fanfic's been posted in aaaaages. Sure I could go nag, but noone's around to post anything in response to the nagging. Really miss my stories' updates from Lisa, Prawny, Catherine, Beth, Layla, Maddie, Claudia and Sean... Oh well, maybe the Count's having better luck organizing his polished bat badges.

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *pokes head into Ed's room* I posted yesterday. Yeesh, you must be living in dog ages if you think that's ages...
Gonzo: Kinda like how Uncle Deadly keeps you on a short leash, Ryan?
Ryan: ...Yes, exactly like that, Gonzo. *gets pulled back by leash*
Uncle Deadly: Back to writing, fool!

[The Count]

*Smiles weakly at visual pun. Hexactly fright guys. And while you may have posted Prawny, of which you still have two more chapters I believe, all the other authors haven't. And that's got me in a bit of a rut. Maybe you could convince Lisa to post more of Cheese or Heart? Please? *Polywog eyes. And if you get a chance, remind her to listen to that episode of the Muppetcast I spoke of earlier.

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: Story coming soon, didn't feel so great today but I plan to work on it tomorrow!

[tvlistingman]

PETER: (looking at the Muppet Dorms paper): What should we do

ZOE: How about Going to the Movies

PETER: Great Idea, How about Ratoulie at the Muppet Dorms Cinema

BABY BEAR: Good Plan

LITTLE BIRD: THis movie is going to be fun!

[Katzi428]

Prairie:Glad to be home,Kath?
Eh...kinda/sorta. I miss my family up in New York.
Rosita:You'll see them at Christmastime,right?
Yeah.But I was pretty upset on the way home yesterday.I was saying how much distance rots.I wished that I lived in NY half the year and here the other half.But it can't be done.
Prairie:You should just treasure the time you have with your family when you're up there or they're down here.
You're right.So how was Gaffer when I was gone?
Rosita:Oh..she was good.But I think she missed you.When we came back to this room a couple of times,she was looking for you.
Awww...poor kitty. Gaffer?Want some lovin' from Kathy?
Gaffer comes running...leaps on my lap & starts purring up a storm
I guess that answers my question.*laughing*

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: I am not lovey dovey anymore. I realize my 'love' to be a physical crush. Plus, he's done some bad things. He blames it all on his ex...I think that shows his level of responsibility. Oh well, back to being single for another decade even though I never did get with him. XD

Bunsen: But-but-but...not everyone is perfect. You can't expect him to be everything you've ever wanted. You are disappointing me with how you seem to belittle people sometimes.

Claudia: But....

Bunsen: Love is a phenomenon. Love cannot be delineated by the likes of Science itself. Love contains no logic, that indeed can be proven.

Claudia: Is it so wrong to expect someone of high responsibility? I am not being snobbish at all. I mean--how can you trust a person who has quite the reputation? I mean...you would not want to be around fire when you know it can burn you.Think, a person who has done 'things' has already proven himself to be a danger unless he decides on his own that he desires a change. Plus--I discovered he was under house arrest. ):

Bunsen: Oh...*hugs* sorry

Beaker: Meep meee?

Claudia: *Sighs* Thanks Beaker. I am a little bummed out...this happened all so fast.

Bunsen: I can agree.

Beaker: *gives cookie*

Claudia: *munch* thanks X3 I love you guys.

Bunsen: Same.

Beaker: Mee. *nod*

Claudia: *rants mentally*

[Katzi428]

Oh wow...I almost forgot!
Rosita:What?
At the baby's christening,there were these big signing the the letters to the word "cookies" so you know who won't hear They were in the shape of the cross. They have my niece's name on them in pink. So I got two for you both.giving them to Prairie & Rosita
Prairie:Oooohhh! These are beautiful!Almost too beautiful to eat.
Yeah...I know. I'll have to see about eating mine.

[ZootyCutie]

I can't beleive Zoot actually fell asleep and missed his birthday.

Janice: Well, knowing him.

Yeah, good point. I just feel sorry for him. I got him this new sax poster, and he can't even get it since he's asleep. I'll just put it on his wall.

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Storyteller: Long day, reporter lady?
MN: Yeah, I've been out on assignment for a good part of the day.
Storyteller: But it looks like you still had enough energy to stop in at the bookstore before coming home.
MN: Ah, yes. My favorite place to part with my money. (leans back on sofa) Place is all tricked out in HP decor.
Storyteller: Mmm, yes. And it looks like Nora's gone to bed early tonight.
MN: I can't blame her. It's been chaos at the store for the last two weeks.

[The Count]

Hey Erin... Trying to get a patch to the webcast of J.K. reading Deathly Hallows on mass this Friday night. And I'll be interested to see your reactions to a question I'll post at your RHLC HQ.

[Erine81981]

Sure thing. I wouldn't mind a game of Monopoly. Just set it up and i'm going to get me something to drink and snack on.

In room 26.............

Herry: Where's Kyle?

Maurice: I don't kn...

*door opens* Hey guys. *grabs something to eat and drink* I'll see you guys later. *walks back out the door*

Maurice: That was strange.

Herry: What is he up too?

Maurice: Don't know. Come on. Let's fallow.

Both monsters fallows me

Ok guys. I'm back. *sets drink down and starts snacking on the chips i brought*

Herry: Shhhhhhhhh.....*peaks around the corner*

Maurice: What is he doing?

Herry: He's playing a gameboard with two of those other monsters.

Maurice: *peaks too* What?

Herry: Shhhhhhhhhhh!

Did you hear that? *looks around the corner* Herry? Maurice? What are you two doing?

Maurice: It was Herry's idea to see what you were doing.

Herry: It was yours!

I'm having a friendly game with Gloat and Boppity. Wanna join?

Herry: Really? We can join in the game.

Sure. Can't they guys?

[Gloat]

Boppity: sure you can, the more the better *takes the game board out of Gloats mouth and places it on the table, setting up all the cards and handing out the starting money* i call the dog piece!

Gloat: What? i always have the dog!

Boppity: You can have the Iron

Gloat: Stares in disgust at the below-standard Iron

Boppity: Which piece do the rest of you guys wanna be?

[BEAR]

Bry: I hope everyone liked the cakes I made for Zoot and Bunsen for their birthdays.
Big Bird: I'm sure they did.
Bry: No one said anything.
Ernie: I thought they were great.
Bert: I can't wait to see what you come up with for my birthday.
Ernie: Oh, that's right! Old buddy Bert's birthday is soon. Oh I can't wait! Khekhekhe!

[redBoobergurl]

*Beth sneaks into the library and leaves a copy of the latest chapter of her story "The Next Step" poking out of the shelf enough for Ed to find*

[The Count]

And as Beth turns around... She's toppled over by the weight of a... *Rushing bearhug glomp! Thank you big cousin... Now if only my colleagues Bryan and Sean were here, I could maybe work on a few more haunterrs. Unless you think you could help...

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: Oof, I've been glomped. Ok, now on to another matter of business. *returns to room 3 with a plate of three different types of cookie* Oh Cookie Monster?
Cookie: What going on?
Beth: This *shows him plate of cookies*
Cookie: For me? *gets excited*
Beth: For us, to share
Cookie: Fair enough
*they hungrily devour cookies*

[anytimepally]

Johnny: Sal, what's that you're reading?
Sal: Oh, hi Johnny.. (hiding the book) it's nothing.
Johnny: No, really, Sal, what is it? (Johnny reaches for the book)
Randall: Can't Sal do anything without it being of national importance to you?
Johnny stops and turns around a stares at me for a few seconds like one of us has lost his mind, but it's unclear which
Don: It's a book I loaned him, Johnny.. nothing really, just some light reading.
Sal: Yeah, Johnny just light reading.
Johnny: Then let me see it! (Johnny finally grabs the book and reads the cover) Discover Your Inner Lounge Singer? .. Sal? I'm the lounge singer around here!
Sal: I know, Johnny, but I thought I might like to try it out myself sometime.
Johnny: (confused) Why?
Sal: I dunno.. IT WAS ALL DON'S IDEA! (grabs the book and throws at at Don).. You want I should get you some water for your throat, Johnny? It's gotta be ready for the show tonight.
Johnny: Eh, it feels ok.. maybe closer to showtime.
Don: You guys should really see someone...
Sal: What? You mean, like a cousellor? JOHNNY FIAMA'S NOT CRAZY... TAKE IT BACK, YOU! (Sal muscles up to Don)
Don: I didn't say that.. I was going to say you guys should really see someone eat a rubber tire to The Flight of the Bumblebee.. it's really something to behold!

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *drops off a small baggie of peanut butter fudge at Ed's door with a note attached that says "Thanks for the plug about the impression contest! ~ The Prawn"*

[The Count]

*Opens door, reaches hand out and takes bag of PB fudge before heading back in to check all the posts in all the threads.

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Storyteller: Now, then, how was everyone's day?
Nora: Still helping prep for the festivities at Coming Unbound. We had a few explosions in the new fiction section.
Storyteller: Hmm, a few spells going awry?
MN: No, it was probably Crazy Harry. As in the Muppet, not Belafonte or Potter. (pause) I spent my day working on a newspaper assignment and practicing my German.
Storyteller: I'm doing some new research into the disappearance of Sir Blunderbrain.
MN: Oh, he didn't get trapped in the tunnel after all?
Storyteller: Mmm...you believe what you want, my friend.

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: *Under a pile of blankets*

Beaker: *Arranging the flasks* *Humming*

Claudia: *Sticks out her head slightly from the blanket*

Beaker: Mee? *Looks around* Meee? *Worried* Meeeeeeeee?

Claudia: *Watching him curiously*

Beaker: MEEEP! MEEEP MEEEEE! *Puts hands to mouth in panic*

Bunsen: What are you up to?

Beaker: Meememememememememeeeee--meme.

Bunsen: Not to worry Beakie! There is only one aroma our 'missing' roomie cannot ever resist. The smell of gasoline. *Drags in spare gasoline tank*

Claudia: *Frowns heavily and sniffs before hiding back under the covers*

Bunsen: *Looks sly* No? Perhaps the smell of a cold frappichino...begging to be sipped...too bad she is not here to drink it. *Gets an actual cup of frap*

Beaker: Meee? *Gets one too* MMMMMM

Claudia: *Snuggle snuggle* >_< *RESIST RESIST*

Bunsen: Can't forget the deliciousness of that good old caramel whip. *Adds*

Claudia: *Steals it from Bunsen with a swift outstreched hand and sips it under the blankets*

Bunsen: It worked. Unfortunatley, my drink had a terrible fate.

Claudia: >3 MY PRECIOUSSS! *SLURP*

Beaker: Mee?

Bunsen: Yes Beaker, I am afraid it is in a better place. *Cringes at the Frap's doom*

Beaker: *sobs*

Bunsen: *pats him on the back*

---

Claudia: Best night I ever had with a Frap! It had whipcream which made it the best experience ever! *Throws away frap* The yumminess was just HEAVEN! gimmeanother.

Bunsen: What a terrible fate for a Frappichino. Oh well! Want another one?

Claudia: YESYESYESYES! *Goes to Frap machine*

Beaker: *Sob*

[The Count]

*Reading aloud in deep tones... And lo, the carrot-toppd one did weep for the fate cruel destiny had plunged his frappaccino into, causing it to be no more, consumed by the voracity of an all-devouring black hole known as...
Wow, this is some powerful stuff. Wonder if Storyteller would be interested in some of this narrative of most heavy-duty proportions.

[BeakerSqueedom]

[LOL COUNT! XD]

Claudia: night.

Bunsen: Good night!

Beaker: Meee!

Claudia: *claps hands* *Lights off*

--

*An hour later*

Claudia: PSSST...PSSTTT...

Beaker: M..meee? *rubs eyes* mmee?

Claudia: I am too lazy to get some milk..get me some?

Beaker: *shakes head and sighs* meemeee... *Goes to pour her some milk*

Claudia: Thanks. :P

Beaker: *cranky*

[Skeeter Muppet]

Gillis: So, Kim. Going to stand in line at midnight tonight for the last Harry Potter book?
Tosh & Betty Lou: Dibs after you...jinx!
Kim: I'm not that crazy, Maestro. No, I'm going up to the bookstore Saturday and getting my reserved copy then. Hopefully most of the crazies will have gotten their books already.
Boober: Why don't you avoid the rush and get your copy another time?
Kim: *sighs* Because they'll only hold it for me until the end of the business day tomorrow, plus after that I'd have to pay full price for the book too. I'm pretty sure tomorrow I get a discount.
Tosh: Dibs on the book after you!
Betty Lou: Nerts.

-Kim

[The Count]

Origially posted by Skeeter Muppet: Tosh and Betty Lou: Dibbs on the book after you!

To quote another famous Kim... Jinx, you owe her a soda.
There'll be a broadcast of the live reading at midnight British Standard Time transmitted on the web at Bloomsbury's home site, which'd be 7 PM our time, Eastern Standard that is. Still trying to get a patch through to the specific link to hear it... Hope everyone who can listens to it this evening.

[BEAR]

Bry: Hey, Ern! Do me a favor. Let Ed know that I would be happy to help him with the project as soon as I am home from work later today. I know exactly what he needs. Okay?...Thanks, pal! (hangs up phone)

[The Count]

*Gets message from Ernie. Oh good. *Laughing at something from MC Radio.
Don't let Grover bring the milk for a party, you'll end up with a room full of cows.

[Muppet Newsgirl]

(in room 7, Nora, wearing blue robes and a long indigo cloak, is anxiously pacing)

Storyteller: (dressed as the Wizard) Oh, sit down for a bit, Nora, you're not due at the shop for a while yet.
Nora: I know, I know. I'm just antsy about how it's all going to go.
Storyteller: Now, Nora, you're Mrs. Farley's best assistant. You'll do fine. (looks around room) Where's that notepad-wielding silly creature?
MN: (in kitchen) Back here. (emerges carrying a hand-lettered sign) Made this to hang on the door for when we bring the book home.
Storyteller: Now what are you going as?
MN: (wearing silver cloak, black shirt and slacks and a joke-arrow-through-the-head) Just call me Wendolin the Weird. Now then. When we get home, we'll all get a good rest. Tomorrow, we read. And no discussion outside this room, understand?
N&S: Yes.
MN: Good. Now sign your names here, please. This goes up on the door tomorrow morning - we can't have a repeat of what happened with the New York Times.

Sign reads as follows:

Warning: Reading of much-coveted final book in progress. Do not enter, out of fear of an epidemic of spoilers. Signed: Erin Michelle Roll, aka Muppet Newsgirl; Eleanor Jane "Nora" Brandon; Storyteller Fraggle.

[The Count]

Ticked off I am! The ruddy link didn't get me the live stream... Then it said they were editing and would broadcast at 9, bloody rubbish. Aargh, nothing to do for it but wait the blighter out. And why am I speaking in me British voice? Oh... Higgledy-piggledy-sniggledy-snoorg!
*Puff of smoke envelops the main occupant of Room #1 and is instantly transported to the roof of the dorms, transmogrified into batragon to expell off some fire in a furious wake, gliding upon the eternal ebony vastness.

Count: Oh dear... Vas afraid something like this vould happen.
*Knocks on Room #7's door. Uh Nora? Could you please pick up a copy of the audio recording for Edvard?
*Hands her two twenty dollar bills. Mmm, this should cover it, leave it with one of the bats. Thank you.
*Returns to our room to wait for the current spell to wear off by the tolling of twelve.

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Nora: Sure, Count, I'd be glad to. (puts money into purse)
MN: It's a weekend; the network's probably all clogged tonight.
Storyteller: Goodness...the release of a famous book, and people are on the computer tonight.
MN: Yeah, well, what can you do?

(up in heaven)

JH: (Dr. Teeth voice) This is a narrative of weighty proportions.
R: (Janice voice) Fer sure. (normal voice) Wow, it's getting to be a mob scene down there. The guardian angels are going to be putting in overtime tonight.
JH: I'm going to stay up and watch it all, but Jerry says he'd rather go be with Susan tonight...
R: Yeah, and Joe's off rehearsing for a gig with St. Gregory and St. Cecilia.

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: I AM HEARING VOICES AGAINNN!

Bunsen: Excuse me?

Claudia: IT'S TRUE!

Beaker: Meemee?

Claudia: I heard Edward speaking like a brit! O_o I KNEW THE HARRY POTTER STUFF WAS GONNA DRIVE ME OFF THE EDGE. Edward is not British! >_> Maybe his brain is...perhaps he has an inner british wizard?

Bunsen: How is that possible? Tell me, I am very much confused.

Beaker: Meeee?

Claudia: Sorry, it's the doughnuts. I ate four earlier.

Bunsen: You are very fortunate to be going to the gym or you would have--erm...been very well rounded.

Claudia: D: That's mean.

Bunsen: But it's true.

Claudia: *Sigh*...>_>

[Erine81981]

Hey speaking of Harry Potter that's what me and the monsters are watching right now.

[The Count]

*Back to normal... Really Kyle? Which one?

Jerry Nelson, sleeping somewhere, as if he were able to hear the conversation between JH and R, in raspy Floyd voice: Too true. Too true.

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: *rushes out to Eddie and glomps him* YOU ARE NOT BRITISH ANYMORE! YAAAAAYYY OMG OMG! XD ...>_> *Randomly skips away* Wingardium Leviosa! KYLE IS TO NOW FLY ON A BROOMSTICK WHILE EDDIE DOES A POTION! NORA WILL PROBABLY START EATING CHOCOLATE FROGS!

Oh noos....I HAVE POTTER FEVER D:

*Musical*

Bunsen: She's got Potter fever, it's burning in her brain! She's got Potter fever and it's driving her insane!

Others join in: We've got Potter fever-

Claudia: STOP! GEEBUS! I STILL HAVE TO GET MY DARKMARK AND BE SORTED INTO HUFFLEPU-....

Bunsen: ....

Others: *walk away*

Claudia: ...I-I...>_> *Potter music starts playing* >_> I AM A WIZARD

Bunsen: You mean...witch...

Claudia: Whatever.

Bunsen: Alright Claudia--lets take a small walk outside to rid you of the Potter madness.

Claudia: NEVER! AVERDAKADAVRA!

Bunsen: You did not say it right.

Claudia: Er...CRUCIO!

Bunsen: *shakes head*

[The Count]

Aw... And I was enjoying that. Been so long since the dorms have busted into a full-blown Muppety musical number. Oh well, maybe next time.
*Walks away back to his room humming a tune of cryptic origin.

[Muppet Newsgirl]

*Back to normal... Really Kyle? Which one?

Jerry Nelson, sleeping somewhere, as if he were able to hear the conversation between JH and R, in raspy Floyd voice: Too true. Too true.

Or: "We gotta keep this little Potter guy a-WAY from this Voldemort dude."

"Well if this were the movies..."
JH: Which it almost is...
"We'd come up with a clever plot device."
R: (in Scooter voice, pointing to the Weasleys' car) Like disguising their car so they won't be recognized!

Nora: (appearing at door with a bag containing audio version of DH, and the loose change) Fatatita? Fatatita? (F. and other bats appear) Hi, guys, want to run these off to Ed and the Count? (bats take the bag and fly off)
MN: You know, it's such a nice day out, nice and cool...
Nora: But there is the problem of spoilers leaking out.
Storyteller: So let's take the book into the kitchen and open the windows. And read quietly so that people can't accidentally overhear.
MN: Good call. And no discussion over the dorm's public channels until everyone who wants to read has had a chance to.

[The Count]

JJ: This is so weird, it's like something out of the movies. Too bad Gonzo isn't here, he'd love this.
JN, continuing his dream: Far out!
*Distant music starts to swell and wail. Come on Dr. Teeth, let us board this crazed night bus and us a-waay to follow that Potter dude.

The bag from Coming Unbound reaches its destination with nary a claw scratch upon it, as it's snatched up and popped into the tape deck with windows closed, still sealing coolness from last night's sleep when the ICE unit provided a good freeze, the chill continued by the gently oscillating spider ceiling fan.

*OOC: Gotta go out and get the book in real life. Thanks Nora!

[BeakerSqueedom]

Beaker: *On window sill* *shaking*

Bunsen: Hit it!

Beaker: Meenope! D:

Bunsen: The jetpack should work this time.

Beaker: Mee. *shakes head*

Bunsen: Oh look! It's Angelina Joliee!

Beaker: Mee? *Searches*

Bunsen: *pushes him lightly* Tsstssst. Press the button to start it!

Beaker: *falls* MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Claudia: *comes in the room* OH NO! D: BEAKER! FLY BEAKER FLY! *glares at Bunsen*

Beaker: *Pushes button* EEEEEEEEEE *Flying*

Claudia: *Pulling her hair* D:

Beaker: *crashes against a window* MEEP!

Bunsen & Claudia: Ewww. *Cringes*

SPLAT :3

[Bill Bubble Guy]

Bill: How are you going Marty?
Marty: Very good Bill. I am so glad I finally finished off my script of a Muppet Show episode with Tim Brooke-Taylor as guest star.
Bill: Yes. I love it. And soon you'll be wanting to resubmit your refurbished other script with Harry Secombe, won't you?
Marty: That's right Bill. But I also want to get back to my story featuring myself as Father Marty from T*K*O. I'd like to somehow tie in my appearance I discovered in the 4th book of Beth's Chronicles about Rowlf and Wanda at some point. And I'm eagerly anticipating the conclusion to the fifth story.
Bill: You are going to seriously try reading more of other people's fan-fics as well as write your own now, aren't you?
Marty: Absolutely. I've been enjoying Beth's Rowlf stories and when she finishes writing them I want to check out her other works. And then I want to sort out and look at other offering from my friends. It's a wonderful library here for perusal in that section of the forum.
Bill: I'm glad you're enjoying yourself. You must share them with your mother one day.
Marty: Yes Bill. I sure will.

[Gloat]

*boppity and Gloat walk back into their dorm*

Adam: You took your time

Boppity: We made freinds

Gloat: would you like us to explain?

Adam: *smacks him with a spoon, faces Boppity* you'll have to introduce me sometime

Boppity: no problem

Adam: *switches stereo on* i finished all my work, so now i can have fun with my two roomies

*Boppity and Gloat look at each other, then walk back out and back to the common room*

[Erine81981]

Well Ed we were going to watch the first one but my sister had other plans. She was coming to come over and watch some but we changed the date to have a Harry Potter movie tomorrow. They went to go see their friends. Soooo me and the monsters are going to just lying around and watch some of the new episodes of "Hanna Montana", Cory in the House and whatever else comes on tonight. So i will see you guys when ever. *goes back into my room* *opens door* Oh Claudia? Don't worry about us flying around on our broomstick here later but if you wanna join. Tag along! *closes the door again*

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: Thanks Kyle. :3 Bunsen already made a broom that can fly. Heeheee....he's making big bucks with them. :3 *Pets her high tech brom*

Bunsen: *counting money* Mmm *humming*

[The Count]

*Deep sigh... Ga, why is it I can never decide or feel satisfied with my character creations? It's probably because I have to number everything and keep it in order. Plus I set too high a total... Along with the fact that since I don't actually draw anymore owing to my batty eyes, but my mind develops the entire run of ideas before I can develop them. Aargh, it's so unsettling to always be waffling and wembling between one possibility or another.
Sorry, just needed to vent a little. Talk to you guys later, or if you wanna talk PM me instead.

[Katzi428]

Argh!shutting TV off
Prairie:What's wrong,Kath?
That movie Princess Diaries that I was just watching..It was hardly anything like the book!:mad: I'm telling you Prairie...they should never make books into movies.
Prairie:Well...don't feel too bad.I'm sure the Harry Potter books and movies are nothing like each other.
I'm not into those books.Would you believe one of my friends went to the bookstore at midnight last night to get the last in the series & she hasn't readthe two before it?
Prairie:WHAT?This is the friend that loves to read,right?
Yeah...that's her. I would have read the last two before getting the one that was being sold last night. But I guess different strokes for different folks.

[The Count]

Hee... That reminds me of last Christmas when I asked for the last three books of the HP series, before this last one, GOF, OOTP, and HBP. Which made my mom a bit peeved because she kept offering to get HBP during the rest of the year that had preceeded Christmastime. But I had to read them in order...
Thanks Kath, that made me feel a little better. Good night everybody.

MC Dorms have been brought to you by the letter H and the number 7.

[Muppet Newsgirl]

MN: (lowering book) Wow.
Nora: So that's it, then.
Storyteller: (dabs at eyes with tissue) It is.
MN: J.K. Rowling really pulled out all the stops on this one...and that's all I can say at the moment.
Nora: Still can't discuss plot elements openly?
MN: No, a lot of people have only just started. I say give them a few weeks.

[Erine81981]

Grover: *reading* Awwwww look at this. It is really a cute froggy. *shows me*

Yep. Those are really cute frogs. Kind of like your friend, Kermit.

Grover: Yep. How i miss Kermit on Sesame Street but he went his own way to persure...what is that word i am trying to say?

Pursue.

Grover: That is the one. He went his own way to pursue other things. Just glad to get to see him here at the dorms.

Me too. What would you like to do today?

Grover: I do not know. I was just thinking of that.

We could dance around the room?

Grover: Ooooo sounds like fun!

Ok then. *truns on the radio* You better watch out i'm not very good. I just move around.

Grover: Do not worry. I Grover can break dance, ballroom dance, disco and country too. Hold back! I am dancing! *starts dancing around the room*

Wow! Grover is really an awsome dancer. I might get him to teach me.

[Gloat]

*adam Boppity and Gloat walk up to reception*

Adam: *holding football* Hello? Anyone know if there is any place we can play football?

[BeakerSqueedom]

*adam Boppity and Gloat walk up to reception*

Adam: *holding football* Hello? Anyone know if there is any place we can play football?

Bunsen: Hmm, I may not be the receptionist but I would recommend playing in the backyard. It's rather spacious, however, watch for the garden. *Chuckles*

Beaker: Mee.

Bunsen: Um...he says watch for the man eating flower in the garden. That creation was an accident *clears throat*

[Gloat]

Adam: In the backyard? Where is that?

[BeakerSqueedom]

Adam: In the backyard? Where is that?

Bunsen: Oh yes, I will escort you there. Not too far away really. *Beckons to follow*

Beaker: Meemee!

Claudia: HI ADAM! WHEEEE! *Glomps*

Bunsen: *Glasses fall off* Oh dear! That scared me to death! *picks up glasses*

Beaker: *fainted*

[Gloat]

Adam: whoah, calm down there *smiles* I think those two want a biiiig hug *points to Boppity and Gloat*

*They both gulp*

Adam: ok Bunsen, take me there *bounces ball and smiles*

[The Count]

Backyard? Uh, you probably mean the outside garden/patio area. That's located to the left of the dorms when coming in through the main doors of the building itself. However, you might prefer to go to the park and play football there. Although, it has been raining and storming this afternoon... Oh well, have fun I guess.

[BEAR]

If you guys do happen to go out to the garden, say hello to Stinky for me. By the way, Ed, I'm going to have to be away from the dorms for the next week. And I'll need someone to watch over my roomies for me. I don't really know who is going to be available at this time. Would you mind making the arrangements for me? Thanks buddy. Let me know. I have to run to my rehearsal now. See ya later.

[The Count]

Sure thing... *Makes a few calls.

[Erine81981]

*picks up phone* Hey Ed! Oh doing well. And you? That's good. So what's this your calling about? Oh sure! Who ever wants to stay will be fine by me. I do want to let you know that this Friday, Saturday and Sunday i'll be gone for my River Trip to the Frio. So i will keep an eye on whoever wants to stay. Just let Bryan know and i'll get those beds ready for them to come over next week. Ok talk to you later. Bye. *hangs up*

Murray: What was that all about?

Oh well some of Bryan's roomies might come to stay for a while but it won't be till next week. He has some stuff he's having to do. So i told Ed that whoever wants to come and stay with us for a while can do.

Murray: You did tell him about the river trip?

Yes i did. So don't worry. We will still be able to find out who is going and who will have to stay for work or whoever doesn't want to go. Was my mom's roast good?

Murray: Good? It was great! I loved roast and gravy.

Yep me too.

Herry: *finishes his plate* That was great! Tell your mom that i liked it.

Thanks Herry. I'll let her know.

Murray: Some of Bryan's roomies are coming to stay with us, Herry.

Herry: That will be fun. I'll have to show Telly that is if stays with us my new set of Squares that i got from the "Squares R Us" group.

Murray: And maybe Big Bird my feather collection i've been collecting. He'll be able to tell me what birds feathers i have.

But remember it won't be till next week tho. So it will be a while. *goes to the kitchen to wash some dishes* Hey turn it on the Disney Channel. The Sweet Life Zach and Cody are on and it's a new episode.

Herry: *truns to the Disney Channel*

[tvlistingman]

PETER: So, What are you going to do

ZOE: Why don't we go for a quick swim at the pool

PETER: Yep!

BABY BEAR: And Get a Late Night Snack

LITTLE BIRD: What should we do tomorrow, Peter

PETER: Why don't we see that new Harry Potter movie

ZOE: That's a good plan

BABY BEAR: Harry Potter is good

LITTLE BIRD: It's going to be a great day!

[BEAR]

Hi Kyle! Actually it will be this week. Starting tomorrow in fact. I guess that was unclear. Sorry about the short notice.

[Erine81981]

Herry: Cool Bryan!

Murray: Me and Herry were just talking about getting to have Telly over.

Yea. I guess what i heard didn't sound to clear to me. Sorry bout that so can't wait to see Telly over at our room soon.

Herry: Oh boy! This is going to be fun!

Yep.

[Katzi428]

Hi Bryan! If you want me & the girls to take one of your roomies in,we'll be happy to!
Rosita:Yeah..it'll be fun!
Prairie:You always take us in when Kathy's away.
So feel free to ask.:)

[The Count]

Already did on his behalf... You might want to check your PM box, not the litterbox, señora Kathy.

[Katzi428]

Already did on his behalf... You might want to check your PM box, not the litterbox, señora Kathy.
LOL about the litterbox! Prairie already took care of the dirty deed.:p
Read & responded.
(FYI...I'm still a señorita...not by choice,though. )

[The Count]

Rully? Thought you'd be a señora by now, as the term applies to age as well as marital status. But you know we love ya Kath.
Count: Vhat are you doing up so late tonight Ed?
Just waiting for Muppetcast Episode 15 to air.
Count: Ah... Vell, I vish you pleasant dreams.
Sure hope to get some tonight after a welcome thunder storm all day today.