Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[The Count]

Ooh yeah... Haven't played since my high school days. Course, that was just in gym class... And I squatted down as catcher with the coach guiding me to find the ball after it landed in the ground...
But still, good times.

*Gets into place behind Red as she steps up for the first at bat.

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *gets out of taxi* *gets whacked on the head by a baseball* Oomf...

[redBoobergurl]

*Beth hits a ball into left field as Wanda rounds the bases towards home*
Beth: Slide Wanda! Slide!

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *icing head* Ow...
Gonzo: RYAN! *tackles Ryan*
Ryan: ...Ow...

[The Count]

Count: Ah ha! That's 1, 1 run for our team! Oh, how I love sports.
Come on, you and I both know it's really the stats you love.
Count: 2 true, 2 true.

UD: Did you feel that?
Count: Vhat?
UD: It's almost as if Ryan's back. But that can't be... He said he'd be gone for a whole week. And yet, I have this feeling...

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *walks out to the bleachers* *yawns* Man it's good to be back... especially since I'm back early. I've missed everyone so- *is hit in the head with another baseball*
Camilla: Brawk- fowl! Bragawk!
Ryan: ...The jokes are still the same too, good.

[Erine81981]

*pulls the car over at the park* Hey guys!

Grover: My favorite game. Baseball! *runs over to the gamefield*

Murray: *carrying the picnic full of goodies* Here are the goodies!

Glad i didn't forget the goodies like i did last time.

Murray: Yep.

Maurce and Herry come running up with their baseball gear on

Herry: We're here to play too!

Maurice: I even bought me a new catcher mite.

[Katzi428]

smacking the bat on the ground All right guys...go easy on me. I somewhat stink at baseball.
Rosita: You'll do fine,Kath.Don't worry.
the ball comes flying toward me and I I hit it,then run to firstWHEW!

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: YAY Kathy!
Rizzo: *bonks Ryan on the head with a baseball* *shrug* It just didn't feel da same without it.

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Nora: (reading newspaper) Hey...this guy in Scotland claims he's got a video of the Loch Ness Monster.
MN: What, Nessie wouldn't come out for us, but she'll surface for some guy with a video camera in his hand, and the BBC on his speed dial...let me see that.
Storyteller: How are your allergies doing, Erin?
MN: Still kind of stopped up. (reads newspaper) No, looks just like an ordinary ripple in the water to me. Seems a bit too flat to be Nessie.
Nora: I heard rumors that she's been off visiting family in another lake or something. (glances out window) Hey, they've got a game going on outside. Shall we go sit in?
Storyteller: Sounds nice...and it's really good weather for that sort of thing.
MN: Let me take my evening antihistamines and I'll be along in a bit.
Nora: Man...your nose really hated those alders.
MN: Oh, more than you know.

[Erine81981]

Ok guys. I'm ready! Throw it to me Ed. *winds up bat and misses the first few then smacks it out the park*

Anything Orange Muppet: And it's out of there. It's a homerun for Kyle. And look at everyone cheering for Kyle.

The Monsters: Ky-le! Ky-le! Ky-le!

Keep running Kathy! It's our turn to win.

[The Count]

Hi from the dorms management team.

We sure had fun yesterday at the park with our picnic and baseball game. Well, I don't know how much fun todays planned party will be. What's that you say? A party not be any fun? But how can that be you say to yourself. That's because the person or Muppet celebrating a birthday today is none other than that constantly complaining and roundabout rotten green grouch... Oscar The Grouch.
Yep, you wouldn't think of him as a Gemini, but he celebrates his birthday today, on June 1st (which also happens to be the official first day of the Atlantic hurricane season).

If you have cards or gifts to leave or want to help with the party preparations, such as they will be, talk to Kyle in Room #26. Hope to see you guys there and rotten birthday Oscar.

[redBoobergurl]

*Beth looks at her sleeping roomies*
Beth: I guess our day at the park wore everyone out yesterday. I've got some things to do so I'll just tiptoe out quietly.

[The Count]

*Coming back from Everybody Eats. Man am I stuffed. They have some great nutter butter waffles at that place.
Count: Yes, and I particularly enjoyed their roasted garlic takitura sandwich.
Mmm, yes, will have to share that recipe with the others if they ever get the yen for a Transylvanian egg dish.
Count: Too bad Uncle Deadly had to leave.
Agreed, but at least Ryan's back.
Count, perking up: Yes, and you know vhat that means...

*Both: Nagging him for more of Men Are Pigs!

[BEAR]

Big Bird: I hope Mr. Clifford had a nice stay with us while Ryan was gone.
Bry: I think he had a good time.
Ernie: Well I had a great time at the picnic yesterday!
Bert: Yeah, me too!
Telly: (runs in) Guys! Guys!
Big Bird: What is it, Telly?
Bry: Yeah, what's going on?
Telly: I just heard some really important news!
Bry: Okay. Well, what is the news, Telly?
Telly: Today is Oscar's birthday!
Big Bird: Today is Oscar's birthday? Oh, how exciting!
Telly: And Ed said that there's going to be a party later today.
Ernie: More summer fun! Yay!
Bert: (laughs) Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh!
Bry: Wait a minute, guys! Slow down. Oscar is a grouch.
Big Bird: Well, of course he's a grouch.
Telly: Yeah. He's Oscar the Grouch.
Bry: Yeah, but how do grouches celebrate birthdays?
Telly: That's a good point. I don't know!

[BEAR]

Big Bird: Gee, it's pretty quiet around here.
Telly: Yeah, I don't hear any parties going on.
Bry: I told you. Oscar is a grouch and grouches just don't party. You guys have been around him long enough to know that.
Telly: But we've gotta do something for him. He's our friend.
Big Bird: Yeah!
Bry: You know what, Telly? You're right. I suppose we should give him a present or something. Come on, guys!

[BEAR]

(All the roomies from #29 enter the common room to give the birthday boy a little surprise)
Bry: (knocks on can) Oscar, we have a little surprise for you! Okay, fellas, like we rehearsed. (blows into pitch pipe and we sing in barbershop style)

Bry: O is for the orange fur you used to have.
Telly: S is for the stink that's in your car.
Ernie: C is for complaints that you so love to give.
Bert: A is for the awful guy you are.
Big Bird: R is for the rusty can you keep your trash
And for the rotten food you like to eat.
Bry: Put them all together they spell
All (harmonizing): "OSCAR"
Our favorite Grouch from Sesame Street!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, OSCAR!

[The Count]

*Drops off a molten chocolate cake with pieces of oily garlic in it, slushed pickle ice cream with a marashino cherry on top, and a box that's battered and busted wrapped in ripped paper.
Rotten birthday Oscar!

[ZootyCutie]

ZootyCutie: Hello? Is anyone here? I guess I better ring the bell.
*rings bell*

[The Count]

*Turns around at the lobby desk to face new roomies.

Hello, can I help you?

[ZootyCutie]

We'd like a room

Janice: Fer sure!

Zoot: Huh?

Lips: What they said.

[Katzi428]

coughing & holding my nose Oh YUCK! I can't believe I forgot to throw this cheese away!:eek: :p
Rosita: Oh...I know where it can go,Kathy. Oscar's can! It was his birthday yesterday,you know
Ah! Good thinking Rosita! Just get it out of here pronto!
Rosita:Si Kathybolting out the door
Prairie:Um,Kathy?Isn't that stink going to affect everyone on the second floor near Oscar's can?
As long as he keeps the lid to his can shut,I think everyone will be safe.

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: Well, we forgot Oscar's birthday...
Clifford: No worries dude, he probably appreciated it. Heh heh.
Ryan: Good point, Cliff.
Clifford: Mmhm. So what are you doin' today, dude?
Ryan: *shrug* It's a summer Saturday. What's a young Prawn like me to do?
Clifford: Go out and enjoy the great summer weather?
Ryan: Nope. Sit around and write all day! ...Or try to at least.
Uncle Deadly: You'll be doing much more than trying my fiend. Bwa ha ha ha!

[The Count]

Ok then... Room #28 you said? Good, I'll get you to your room now.
*Takes key from the lobby's backwall near the number 28 and leads the members of the party past both sets of double doors.
OK,that big open room in the center's the floor's common room. There's one on each floor with different carpeting differentiating each. Oscar lives in that trashcan in the back left corner and there's an elevator inside the furnace in the back right corner. Just a turn to our left, and your room's the third door down on our left.
*Hands key to Janice and goes over a few notes of interest with Matty. The bathroom's the next/last door down on your left in this hall, it's the room right next to yours on your left. This is probably the most crowded area of the dorms, lots of neighbors. There's Bryan and his friends from Sesame Street in Room #29 diagonally to the left from yours, Peter and Baby Bear and Zoe and Little Bird in #27 directly across from yours, Ryan and his cast of crazies from The Muppet Show in #25 diagonally to the right from yours, and Kyle with Grover and Herry and a few other monsters from Sesame Street in #26 in the room next to yours to your right.

Hope you have fun living here at the MC Dorms, feel free to leave me a message if you have any questions.

[ZootyCutie]

Cool! We are ready to get in!
(P.S: It's Maddie, not Matty.)

[The Count]

Oh, sorry bout that. Your luggage will be brought in by some of our helpful bell-bats. Like I said, just drop me a message if you have any questions or need any help.

*Goes to check on the Count, he's been raving about the newest fanfic additions in the library.

[ZootyCutie]

Okay! Here's what our room looks like!

Our room is divided by a curtain. Janice and me are one side, and Zoot and Lips are on the other. The bathroom door is on the back wall. Janice and mine's side is pink walls with purple zebra stripes. We share a bunk bed, mine is on the top with zebra bedding and her's is on the bottom with tye-dye bedding. We also have the televison and Gamecube on our side of the room. On the corner of our walls we have two bean bags. Her guitar and my keyboard are also here. We share a dresser that's close to the bathroom door.

On Zoot and Lips' side of the room, the walls are silver with gold paint splotches randomly thrown everywhere. They also have bunk beds, Lips on the top with bedding designed like his dashiki, and Zoot on the bottom with tan bedding. They have the desk, computer and mini-fridge on their side. Their dresser is also close to the bathroom door. Lips' trumpet and Zoot's saxophone is on their side. They have a lava lamp on their side on a bedside dresser.

[BEAR]

Telly: Hey, didja guys hear? We have new neighbors!
Big Bird: Really? Oh, let's go meet our new friends!
Bry: Right, guys. Oh, wait. We should probably take them something. If I had known we were getting new neighbors I would have baked some cookies or something to welcome them.
Telly: Can we make some right now?
Bry: I'd have to go to the store. We're out of ingredients.
Bert: I have some plain rice cakes.
Ernie: That's boring, Bert.
Bert: And delicious!
Ernie: Hmm.
Telly: What can we make for them right now? Thinking...thinking...
Big Bird: Hey, I got it! We could draw them a picture. That's easy to do and I have a lot of art supplies, like crayons and paper and thing.
Bry: Good idea, Big Bird. How'd you get to be so smart?
Big Bird: I'm 6 years-old. I've been around the block a few times.
Bry: Oh yeah?
Big Bird: Oh, yes. Walking is very good excercise.
Ernie: Khekhekhe!
Bry: Okay, so what are we going to draw?
Ernie: How about we draw them a map?
Bry: A map?
Ernie: Sure. We draw them a map of the dorms for them to find there way around the place.
Bry: I'm sure Ed gave them a map.
Ernie: But this could be a map that we drew up ourselves using pictures and symbols.
Bert: Like a treasure map!
Ernie: Right! And we can draw pictures of all of our friends by the rooms they live in. That way they would know where everyone lives.
Bert: That's a terrific idea!
Telly: Well, let's get started then. What are we waiting for?
Bry: We're gonna need some awfully big paper.
Big Bird: I know where to get that!

[ZootyCutie]

Okay you guys, since we're here, what should we do?

Janice: I rully think we should sing a song, to show that we are here.

Lips: That's a great idea!

Zoot: Huh? I was asleep.

ZootyCutie (Maddie): There's nowhere in the world that I would rather be
Than with you my love

Janice: And there's nothing in the world that I would rather see
Than your smile my love

All: For united we stand
Divided we fall
And if our backs should ever be against the wall
We'll be together, together, you and I

Lips: For united we stand
Divided we fall

Zoot: And if our backs should ever be against the wall
We'll be together, together, you and I

All: And if the world about you falls apart my love
Then I'll still be here
And if the going gets too hard along the way
Just you call, I'll hear

Janice: Wow! Like that was rully awesome!

Zoot: Yeah. I'm going back to sleep.

[BEAR]

(All of the roomies of #29 are in Big Bird's outdoor nest area waiting to start the project)
Bry: Big Bird, what are we waiting for?
Big Bird: The paper!
Snuffy: (comes shuffling in with a roll of something in his snuffle) Here ya go, Bird! Here's your big role of paper!
Big Bird: Oh great, Snuffy! Thanks for coming on such short notice.
Snuffy: No problem.
Bry: What kind of paper is this?
Snuffy: Computer paper from my mommy's printer. I hope it's the right size.
Telly: It's huge!
Big Bird: But it's exactly what we need.
Bert: This map is gonna cover their whole wall.
Ernie: This map is going to cover The Great Wall!
Bert: (getting his joke) Eh-eh-eh-eh!
Bry: Hey, do you hear that music?
Telly: Sounds good.
Bry: Yeah. Nothing like drawing to a good beat!
(the roomies start working on the project for the new tenants)

[ZootyCutie]

(Maddie and roomies are all on the Gamecube)

I'm telling you guys! Toadette is the best character to use! She could so beat anyone in a mini game!

Janice: Like, yeah right! Birdo's fer surely got the main hand on this game!

Zoot: Man, you guys are nuts. Waluigi definitally has got the moves to win any of these games and leave the others in the dust!

Lips: Okay, you really need to stop arguing. Let's just come to agreement and say that Dry Bones is the best choice for Mario Party 7.

(all start arguing very loudly and are not paying attention to the game)

[The Count]

*From within his trashcan... Oscar smiles that grouchy smile of his as he hears the arguing coming from Room #28 and thinks nothing could be better than that for his birthday, which he was grouchily happy ( and a little sad though he might not admit it to anyone) that noone bothered him with that silly birthday stuff yesterday.

[ZootyCutie]

Okay, I have to say, that arguing was a little unneeded.

Janice: Fer sure. I feel rully bad now.

Zoot: Man, how could a video game get in the way of what's important?

Lips: And that is?

Zoot: I forget.

Oh well. What can you expect from Zoot? Anyway, since Mario Party got a little problematic, why not some Super Smash Bros.?

Lips: I guess that's okay. But just let me say, Link could easily...

Me, Janice and Zoot: Lay off with it!

[BEAR]

*From within his trashcan... Oscar smiles that grouchy smile of his as he hears the arguing coming from Room #28 and thinks nothing could be better than that for his birthday, which he was grouchily happy ( and a little sad though he might not admit it to anyone) that noone bothered him with that silly birthday stuff yesterday.

(ooc: Uuh...Ed, me and the guys wrote a birthday song for him and sang it last night. Actually, we're the only one's that did anything for him on his birthday.)

[BEAR]

(All admiring their work)
Bry: Well, what do you think, guys?
Bert: Hunky dory!
Ernie: Yeah, it looks good.
Bry: Should we take it over there now?
Roomies: Yeah!
Snuffy: I have to get back home to my cave now for dinner. I'll see ya later though!
Big Bird: Okay. Bye, Snuffy! Thanks for your help!
Snuffy: Anytime, Bird. So long!

(the rest of us go across the hall to room #28 and knock)
Bry: Hello? Anyone there?

[ZootyCutie]

Oh, hello! I'm Homestar, and this is a...

Janice: Maddie! You rully need to stop it with the H-star-R!

Sorry. *ahem* Welcome to room 28, current residents are Me, Janice, Zoot and Lips. How can I help you?

Zoot: I gave her that line!

Lips: And I'm sure she wishes she gave it right back!

[The Count]

*OOC: Yeah I know Bry... But since Oscar never replied, I figured he stayed inside his can groaning and moaning at the song coming from outside and didn't even come out to scream "Scram!" at whoever was there. Even dropped off a cake earlier today... But you know how grouches are.
Sorry for the oversight, take care buddy.

[BEAR]

Bry: Hi, we're your neighbors across the hall in room #29. We just wanted to welcome you to the Muppet Dorms. Zoot? Janice, Lips? What a surprise! How nice to see you back again!
Ernie: So that was that loud music I heard from the tubby this morning.
Bry: And you must be Maddy? (shakes her hand) I'm Bryan and these are my roomies.
Ernie: Hi, there! (shakes Maddy's hand) We're Ernie and Bert.
Bert: Yeah.
Telly: Whoah! Video games! (picks up the controller) Do you have Triangle Mania?
Bry: That's Telly Monster.
Big Bird: And I'm Big Bird. Oh, it's so nice to have new friends moving in. We have a present for you. (helps me roll it out to reveal a very colorful map of the dorms layout) It's a map of the dorms so you will never get lost.
Telly: Except for when Oscar tells you to. Then the map will help you do that!
Ernie: And for each room, there is a picture of the people that live there.
Big Bird: That's my nest! (points to the section of the map with the colored doors, a nest and Big Bird holding Radar)
Bert: And here is the roof where I feed the pigeons.
Ernie: And this is "Rosie"! (points to the bathroom)
Bry: Rosie?
Ernie: My bathtub.
Telly: Do you like it?
Bry: I know it's a little big, but hopefully you can find a place for it.
Big Bird: We all worked really hard on it!
Bry: Well, we'll let you go, but if you ever want to drop by, we're just a few steps away. Come on, guys!
Bert: Bye!
Ernie: Bye bye!
Big Bird: Visit us anytime!
Bry: Telly, put down their game.
Telly: Oops. (hands controller back to Maddy) See ya! (laughs nervously)
Bry: Bye!
(all exit)

[ZootyCutie]

Wow! Thanks Bry and room mates!

Janice: That should rully help out!

Lips: I feel a song coming on!

Zoot: But it should be one that's serious and has a good meaning, right?

All: Wrong!

Maddie: Krabby, Snubbull, Venonat,
Mankey, Chansey and Zubat
Slowking, Ditto, Butterfree,
Lugia and Caterpie
Oddish, Poliwag, Goldeen,
Elekid and Nidoqueen
Victreebel and Magneton -
Everybody Polkamon!


Janice: Aerodactyl, Seel, Machoke,
Marill, Moltres, then Slowpoke,
Articuno, Ditto, Muk,
Flareon and ol' Psyduck
Cloyster, Kingler, Shellder, Gloom,
Snorlax and of course Vileplume
Zapdos and Charmeleon -
Everybody Polkamon!

Lips: It's time to polka
For Ponyta and Pidgey too
Come on put on your lederhosen
And try not to stamp on little Pikachu
You'd better grab yourself a partner
Like Tentacruel or Bulbasaur (Bulbasaur!)
Hold on a minute - there's still at least a hundred and twenty-seven more

Zoot: Including Ledyba and Omastar
Jynx, Bellossom and Magmar
Geodude and Arcanine
Jigglypuff and Mr. Mime
Don't forget about Sandslash,
Exeggcute and Rapidash
Lickitung and Porygon -
Everybody Polkamon!

All: Everybody Polkamon!
Everybody Polkamon!

[tvlistingman]

PETER: You Guys!

ZOE: What?

PETER: Janice, Lips and Zoot just moved in

BABY BEAR: Wow, the Muppet Musicians

LITTLE BIRD: I Wish that someone should play music

PETER: It's going to be some dorms, say why don't we go to Everybody Eats for some ice cream

ZOE: Okay

[The Count]

*Hears Maddie's song. Oh good, so I'm not the only one watching the marathon then.

[Muppet Newsgirl]

MN: Ah, so Maddy's brought the rest of the Mayhem in. Fer sure...
Nora: Hey, weren't you supposed to be on the welcoming committee or something?
MN: Oh, dear Lord, that's right. We'll have to bring some of our LPs and CDs up and properly introduce ourselves. (shifts around in chair) I've been out of it all week. But my allergies are finally, finally clearing up.
Storyteller: So what are you going to do, wear a surgical mask the next time you're in Edinburgh?
MN: No, just load up on antihistamines and try to get used to using nasal spray. (winces)
Nora: Ah...so how did everyone's day go?
Storyteller: Spent my day re-filing my legends and corresponding with a friend down at Fraggle Cave.
Nora: Is it Beige?
Storyteller: Yes, actually...he does know quite a few good stories about life and history there; guess it's the result of being security Fraggle.
Nora: What about you, Erin?
MN: Oscar would love this - I helped out in a clean-up effort down along the riverbanks and the docks on the outskirts of the city. It's an annual thing, and we often pick up quite a bit of trash out of the water.
Nora: Wow, that's cool...but not cool that the trash was in there in the first place.
MN: I know. Hensonville's got some of the best-enforced anti-littering laws in the area, but that hasn't stopped some people from being outright slobs.

[ZootyCutie]

(Maddie, Zoot, Janice and Lips are now in their pajamas and planted in front of the TV. Janice and Zoot are wearing the ones they wore from Muppets From Space. Lips has on a white two-piece set with grey spots on them, and Maddie is wearing Kermit bottoms and a pink t-shirt. Maddie, Janice and Lips are unhappily staring at the TV screen)

Janice: Like, whose the wise one that chose Futurama?

Lips: This is going to rot my brain!

Not my fault. Zoot is the one who got control of the remote. Sure, it's better than The Simpsons, in my opinion, but let's pry the remote out of his hands and try again with Mario Party 7.

Zoot: But I want to watch my stories.

We better do it fast.

[Erine81981]

Well since we kind of forgot Oscar's b-day i think he proubley enjoyed that. *phone rings* Hey there Oscar! What's the matter? Oh no! I would have never thought of you that way. Ok. *hangs up* Oh guys. We did something uncalled for. I would have never thought that Oscar would feel that way about us forgetting it.

Herry: You mean he's really sad?

Yep. That's what he sound like to me.

Grover: Why not we go out into the hallway and give him something.

Murray: What?

Maurice: Murray right. We don't have anything to give him.

We all sit to think, Few hours later........

Ok. This should work out perfect.

Grover: A tore up oiled down cap.

Herry: I hope so.

We all head over to Oscar's trashcan

*knock knock* Anyone home?

Oscar: *pops up* What is it yo.....oh its you and those cute things.

Herry: We are really sorry Oscar forgetting your birthday.

Maurice: We really feel bad.

All of us do. So we all pitched in and found this. *pulls out the old tore up oiled down cap*

Oscar: A cap?

Murray: Yep. A cap.

Oscar: This is really for me?

Uh yea. We all found this and thought this might make up for us forgetting.

Oscar: You thought this might make up forgetting my birthday?

Yea..*everyone agrees and nods*

Anything Green Boy: *comes running up* Hey there Oscar. Kyle and his monsters almost forgot this. *hands Oscar a box of gloopy candy*

Oscar: Oh for me?

Uh yea. We almost forgot about that. Thanks Mr. Messager boy.

Anything Green Boy: Welcome Kyle. See yea. *runs off*

Oscar: I understand that us grouches don't ever say this word but uh...*leans over and whispers*....thank you.

Everyone gathers closer to Oscar's can and hugs him

Oscar: GET OFF OF ME!

Herry: Oh Oscar. Your a character.

Maurice: Your one nice grouch.

Oscar: I am not nice! *groans and slams his trashlid*

Well guys. I guess we made Oscar day.

Grover: And his birthday too.

[Fragglemuppet]

*marches up to Oscar's can and kicks it hard a few times( Eh, ya big grouch, wake up! I got some presents for ya, and they're nice and late; figured you'd like them better that way!
Oscar: (opening lid slowly* What do ya want? I was tryin' ta sleep in here!
Oh yeah? Well, not my problem. I got some things to commemorate your day of dishonor!
Oscar: What, is that supposed to be for me? Looks trashy!
Yeah, don't know why I put so much effort in to it. Anyway, it's a large ball of torn up wrapping paper inestled in which are the tags and little plastic thingies from two new t-shirts that I bought.
Oscar: Wow! You sure know how to spoil a grouch!
Yeah, well I guess I just like seeing other people happy...or unhappy in this case.
Oscar: Oh yeah? Well, *shouting loudly* no thank you!
Me: *shouting just as loudly* You're not welcome!
*turning away towards the elivator*
Oscar: Hey, wait!
*turning back* Yeah?
Oscar: Ya know, I don't see you around here much. I like that!
Oh good, I'll have to remember to come around here more often.Bad night Oscar: hope you had a rotten birthday. *sead more softly* 'Cause I know it makes you happy. *walks into elivator, hears Oscar's lid slaming*
*back in room* Wow, I hope that rather loud conversation didn't wake anyone up. I'll have to go around the floor tomorrow and appologyze, and also welcome the new residents. Oh well, now I really must get some sleep. *whispers good night to the dorms at large, and than cuddles up for the cozy sleep I wellfully denied Oscar earlier*

OOC: Man, that was fun! *devilish grin*

[ZootyCutie]

(Maddie and Janice are now up and poking Zoot and Lips, who are still asleep)

Come on guys, wake up!

Janice: Like, we should rully start the day up! We can sing a song

Lips: Well, when you put it that way...

Zoot:*talking in sleep* Not now Mom. I have to save my noodles from the pirates.

Maddie, Janice and Lips: ZOOT!

Zoot: Wha! I'm up! Let's do the song!


Maddie: Particle man, particle man
Doing the things a particle can
What's he like?
It's not important
Particle man

Janice: Is he a dot, or is he a speck?
When he's underwater does he get wet?
Or does the water get him instead?
Nobody knows, Particle man

Lips: Triangle man, Triangle man
Triangle man hates particle man
They have a fight, Triangle wins
Triangle man

Zoot: Universe man, Universe man
Size of the entire universe, man
Usually kind to smaller man
Universe man

Maddie: He's got a watch with a minute hand,
Millennium hand and an eon hand
When they meet it's a happy land
Powerful man, universe man

Janice: Person man, person man
Hit on the head with a frying pan
Lives his life in a garbage can
Person man

Lips: Is he depressed or is he a mess?
Does he feel totally worthless?
Who came up with person man?
Degraded man, person man

Zoot: Triangle man, triangle man
Triangle man hates person man
They have a fight, triangle wins
Triangle man

[anytimepally]

Sal: Johnny! Johnny! Don! Guys, look!
Don: What is it, Sal?
Johnny: Whatdaya want you crazy monkey?
Sal: It's Randall... he's awake.. and he's not dead.
Don: Oh, good! Wonder where's he's been all this time.
Johnny: (shrugging) Eh...

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *walking by Randall's room* Ya say Randall ain't dead, eh? Good to hear, good to hear. Oh, that reminds me. When I was on vacation last week, I saw the Sesame Street "Hot! Hot! Hot! Dance Songs" CD, but didn't buy it. I was wondering if it was rare and I should have. Just checkin' in. If you need me, I'll be forcibly writing some of my fan-fic! See ya!

[Erine81981]

Ryan: *walking by Randall's room* Ya say Randall ain't dead, eh? Good to hear, good to hear. Oh, that reminds me. When I was on vacation last week, I saw the Sesame Street "Hot! Hot! Hot! Dance Songs" CD, but didn't buy it. I was wondering if it was rare and I should have. Just checkin' in. If you need me, I'll be forcibly writing some of my fan-fic! See ya!
Oh my gosh! You should of got it Ryan! But don't worry you might come up on it again. I have the cassette verison and it's pretty good. I don't listen to it that much but it has some cooler songs on it.

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: Dang! Guess I shoulda got it... ah well, I'll probably end up going back to that store before the summer's over, so hopefully they'll still have it. I did find another gem though, the original 'Follow That Bird' soundtrack. Thanks Kyle!

[anytimepally]

Randall: (sitting up in bed) Where am I?
Sal: Here.
Johnny: He's right..
(singing, while Don plays the piano)
you're always here.
you're never there.
you're never, ever anywhere.
Excepting here, 'cause here is where you're in.
But when you go from here to there,
Your here goes with you everywhere,
'Till there is here, and here is where you've been.

(Randall collapses back into oblivion)

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *spies Randall falling into oblivion* *GASP!* We must save him! Gonzo, do you still have that rope?
Gonzo: Of course!
Ryan: Good! Tie me down mister Gonzo! I'm going in!
Gonzo: Into oblvion?
Ryan: Yes! To save Randall!
Gonzo: Why?
Ryan: *shrug* I've got writer's block. *plunges into oblivion* Tell my wife... to check... the pot roast!

[Erine81981]

Herry and Murray come walking by and see Ryan plunge into Randall's Oblivion

Herry: Gonzo might need some help holding that rope. Come on.

Murray: Right behind you Herry.

Herry: Were here to help hold the rope, Gonzo. *grabs a hold of the rope*

Murray: Here also. *grabs the rope too*

[theprawncracker]

Gonzo: Oh! Thanks guys! *calls into oblivion* Ryan! Murray and Herry are helping hold the rope now! Just thought you'd like to know that!
Ryan: *in oblivion* *mutters* Thanks Gonzo... So this is oblivion, eh? It's not so bad, really. *spies someone* Miss... Piggy?
Oblivion Piggy: I just love that Gonzo, isn't he the dreamiest?
Ryan: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[The Count]

Hmmm... You'd think he'd've remembered to take a flashlight in there with him. Oh well.
*Keeps walking off to the reading room to see what fanfics have been updated so far tonight.

[Ruahnna]

Fozzie: (somewhat uncertainly) Do you--you don't think she's slipped into a coma or anything, do you?
Kermit: (slightly less uncertain) No..no. I'm sure she's fine. (looks at Piggy helplessly) You think?
Piggy: (observing the disheveled, muttering figure at the desk) She's fine. Teabags are still disappearing every day and I know there aren't as many yogurt containers as there were in the fridge last week.
Fozzie: How do you know she's eating them?
Piggy: (pointedly) Are you? (jerks thumb at Kermit) Not him, either. And you surely don't think I am.
Kermit, Fozzie: No. Of course not. You must be right.
Piggy: And look--see that!
Fozzie: What? What?
Piggy: She just blinked.
Kermit: How can you be sure she's actully--Oh! I saw it! I saw her blink!
Catherine: Okay, guys. I get the point. I'm going to try to get back in the swing of things in a little.
Fozzie: Can you cook?
Catherine: (smiling at Fozzie fondly) The jury isn't in yet, but yes--I think I could whip something up in a bit.
Piggy: (pointedly) Could you clean?
Catherine: (looks around) What? Oh. Oh...oh well. Sure. I'll tidy up tomorrow. (looks around again) How long have I been, um, out for the count?
Fozzie: (whispering to Kermit) She's been out with The Count?
Kermit: What? No. No, Fozzie. She just means that she's been distracted and busy.
Piggy: I'll say.
Catherine: Okay, okay. I got it. How 'bout, um, pasta with three cheese sauce? Ready in a jiffy.
Fozzie: And brownies?
Kermit: And, um, hot rolls?
Catherine: (eyes softening) Sure guys. Sorry! THanks for being so patient. Give me a few more minutes to finish up.
Kermit: Sure thing.
Piggy: I'm setting my alarm for--
Kermit: Piggy! Leave her be. She's writing.
Fozzie: What kind of stuff does she write?
Kermit: (shrugging) I have no idea.
Piggy: (deadpan) True life dramas.
Kermit: Really?
Fozzie: You mean, like cop shows? I love cop shows....
Piggy: Um, not exactly.....

[TogetherAgain]

Rowlf: Hey Chef?
Chef: Shmergle?
Rowlf: Could you pass a message along to Lisa?
Chef: Ja, shmundika!
Rowlf: Tell her that Ryan says to check the pot roast.
Chef: LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZAAAAAAA!
Lisa: Mah zeh?
Chef: ....Garm dig shmur de shmergle munch. Marm de indisingdibunshki langy!
Lisa: Oy, slicha, slicha, so Hebrew slips sometimes, und manchmal auch Deutsch, ich kann es nicht hilfen!
Chef: <mutters>
Lisa: <Sigh!> Was ist? Erm- what is?
Chef: ...Yeeeeee... Yar fergoomben.
Lisa: Oyyyyyy...
Chef: RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULF!
Rowlf: Woof?
Chef: <mutters angrily>
Rowlf: Hey... No steamin' outside the kitchen. Did you tell Lisa that Ryan said to check the pot roast?
Chef: Ya gu shagumna! LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZAAAAAAAA!
Lisa: <annoyed> Mah?
Chef: <sighs>
Lisa: Oh, cool it! You're not the only one who likes to escape from speaking English once in a while!
Robin: <ribbits in sleep>
Lisa: ...See?
Chef: Bung de indisingdebushki langy vungu WALWA marn! ...Um de hur de hur... und Beakbeak, und Anananama... bung marn!
Robin: <wakes up> Lisa, I had a really weird dream that Ryan wanted you to check on the pot roast.
Lisa: ...Pot roast? <checks the pot roast> <is punched by the pot roast> ...<sigh> Chef, did you do something to the pot roast?
Chef: <moans>

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *still in oblivion* *calls up to Gonzo* GONZO! IT'S DARK DOWN HERE! *Gonzo falls down next to Ryan* Gonzo! What are you doing here?
Gonzo: Well, you said it was dark, and I've always been told I have an illuminating personality, so I figured I'd help.
Ryan: Thanks Gonzo, you're a peach...
Gonzo: You mean I have a fuzzy exterior and a hard pitty interior?
Ryan: *blink* ...Something like that, yes.

[Ruahnna]

Piggy: (peering down into hole leading to oblivion) Look buster! Get your tuckus up here! You've got some explaining to do! If I take someone to oblivion, he won't be making wise-cracks from the bottom of the well.

[anytimepally]

Randall: (still in oblivion, but awakened by Ryan and Gonzo) mmmhhm.. shnaahh muzzah bootie

(Back in the room)
Don: Well, I'm not going in there!.. It's dark!
Johnny: Whoda guessed a *big star* like you'd be afraid of the dark.
Sal: Yeah, yeah.. good one, Johnny!
Don: It's not the dark.. it's the things in the dark.
Johnny: Like?
Don: Well, Randall, for one.
Sal: He's gotcha there, Johnny.. but it does sound like fun!

(Sal jumps in and lands right on Gonzo and Ryan)

Sal: Who-Ha! (jump-kicking the air).. Oh, it's just you guys.. Herry, Murray.. give us a little more rope will ya?

(Fake Tony Bennett suddenly falls into oblivion, singing "Fly Me to the Moon.")

Randall: (in a brief moment of lucidity) It sure is getting crowed in here!

[anytimepally]

Johnny: There's only one thing to do at a time like this.
Don: Yeah.. what's that?
(Johnny opens up the fridge)
Johnny: Someone's got to finish off this prosciutto.
Don: Count me in!

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: Great, I'm stuck in oblivion with a zonked out MP3 super-hero, a chimp, a cafted crooner, and a whatever. Oh, and a prima-donna pig is giving me heck in oblivion. Go figure.
Gonzo: Hey! Look! Flame pillars! Ryan, can I?
Ryan: No Gonzo, we need you for the end of the album.
Gonzo: What?
Ryan: *shrug*

[Ruahnna]

Miss Piggy: Heck isn't the only thing I'm going to be giving you if you don't get that little blue weirdo off of that knockoff "Oblivion" version of me!
Gonzo in oblivion: Oh! Is that supposed to be you, Miss Piggy? I thought somebody put a trampoline down here....
Miss Piggy: Arghh!

[The Count]

Posted by Randall: Fake Tony Bennett: *Singing, Fly me to the moon..."
The robotic crooner is then lifted by means of a rising vent of jet propulsion back out of oblivion.

Me, passing by again: Guess now we know where you guys were when the lights went out.
*Chuckles at the joke just borrowed from Statler and Waldorf.

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *blink* We lost Tony. Gonzo! Get off of that faux-pig!
Gonzo: Sorry, total faux-pah on my part.
Ryan: That's not how it's spelled.
Gonzo: How do you know? You can't read what I say!
Ryan: *looks at camera* Uh, right. Yes. Can't do that.

[Bill Bubble Guy]

Marty: Goodness me. What a lot we've missed out on Bill. There's been a picnic, new people have moved in and Oscar's had a birthday.

Bill: It's amazing Marty how much can happen while your back is turned. But you're enjoying your time with your mummy. How's the new Astro Boy series going?

Marty: We've seen as far as Disc 7. We hope to watch disc 8 next whenever we can. She loves this version the best compared with the other two because it's more futuristic and aimed at adults more so than children.

Bill: That sounds great and she's okay still?

Marty: Oh yeah. She is going wonderful. Anyway let's look in our rubbish bin and get a late birthday present for Oscar.
(digs out some banana peels, empty soft drink bottles, egg cartons and empty bottles of bubble liquid)
He'll love these. Let's take them to him.

[Bill Bubble Guy]

(knocking on Oscar's can)
Oscar (calling from inside) : Go away.
Bill: We want to wish you a late happy birthday Oscar.
Oscar: Just forget about it.
(Marty and Bill both look at each other and wink. Marty opens up the trashcan lid and Bill drops the trash inside)
Marty: Here's our belated birthday present to you Oscar.
Bill: Many happy returns.
(they blow a few bubbles into the can for good measure as Oscar groans)
Oscar: Just leave me alone!
(Marty and Bill run off laughing and crying out Goodbye Oscar)
Oscar(sticking his head up with banana peels on his head and other rubbish in his hands) : And don't you dare come back! (lowers his voice to a bare whisper) And thanks for the beautiful new rotten trash. Heh. Heh.
(slams the lid down again)

[Erine81981]

Herry: What are they doing down there?

Murray: Like i would know. Why don't you just look.

Herry: But it's dark down there.

Murray: *sees it* Yep. Your right. I'm not going down there.

Herry: *yells off into the oblivion* How are ya'll doing down there?

Back in room 26..........

Have any of ya'll seen Herry or Murray?

Maurice: Last i saw them they were down in Randall's room with Ryan and Gonzo. Don't know what they're doing?

I hope they're ok.

Grover: Do not worry Kyle. Herry and Murray do know how to take care of themself.

Back in Randall's room........

Murray: *groaning* *holding to Herry's arm but loses grip* HERRRY!

Herry: Whooooooa! *lands on Sal* It's so dark in here! *starts shaking really bad*

Murray: *groaning from holding on to the rope* *yells down* Are...you ok... Herry?

Herry: *yells back up* Fine.....i guess.

[anytimepally]

Johhny & Don are still eating

Don: You sure they're ok in there?
Johnny: Yeah.. what could go wrong with Gonzo and Sal on the case?
Don: And Herry.. Gee, now that I think about it, I wonder if Ryan will survive.
Johnny: He'll be just fine.. Hey, Murray! You want some canoli?

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *helps Herry up* Good to see you Herry. It's always nice to have more company in this dark abyss of nothingness.
Gonzo: Yup! Say, Sal, what's wrong with Randall anyway?
Ryan: *blink* Well, as of right now, he's dressed in drag and doing the hula. If that means anything to you.

[Skeeter Muppet]

Boober: *bolting upright in bed* Gyahhhhhh!
Kim: Whoa. Steady as she goes, Boober.
Boober: ...what?
Kim: Never mind. What's up?
Boober: Oh! Oh, Kim I had the most horrible nightmare! Randall got lost in oblivion, and Ryan went to try to help him! And now those two and Gonzo and Herry Monster are trapped down there with some fake Silly Creature named Tony!
Betty Lou: ...Wow. Kim, maybe we oughta check the expiration date on those doozer sticks.
Boober: Doozer sticks don't have "expiration dates", whatever those are.
Kim: Take it easy, Boober. It was just a dream. *as Gillis and Tosh enter* What's the word in the dorm, guys?
Gillis: You'd know yourself if you left the room more often...
Kim: Not funny.
Tosh: Randall got himself stuck in some place called "Oblivion"; Ryan and Gonzo are trying to rescue him.
Boober: "Just a dream", huh?
Kim: *shrugs*

-Kim

[anytimepally]

Randall: (waking) Oh, hi guys.. I was so tired after a week of traveling, apartment searching, and nonsleeping, I guess I got us all lost in obilvion. Don't worry.. this happens all the time.
Sal: Are you sure it happens "all the time"?
Randall: (shrugging) That's hardly the point.. we've got to find a way out of here.. Gonzo, climb up on my shoulders and see if you can reach the rope.

[theprawncracker]

Gonzo: My pleasure! *climbs on Randall's shoulders* *reaches for rope* Ungh! I can't- reach it! *jumps up a bit and grabs it* Got it!
*the rope comes falling down and Murray comes with it*
Ryan: AUGH!
Gonzo: Easy Charlie Brown.

[anytimepally]

Randall: Now what? Anyone got any ideas?

(everyone stares at him with blank looks)



Back in the room

Johnny: Looks like we lost another one.
Don: (laughing) Hey, what do you call Ryan, Randall, Gonzo, Murray, Herry, and Sal trapped in oblivion?
Johnny: I dunno.. what?
Don: A good start!

[The Count]

Well... Could always call Biff and Sully to drop a winch in there to pull 'em out. Or they could try climbing down the stairs that'd take them further and further into oblivion until they come up out on the other side.

[BEAR]

(Ernie strolls in and the rest of us are watching TV)
Bry: So what's up?
Ernie: Oh, a bunch of people went to Oblivion.
Bert: Sounds like an interesting tourist destination. How do you get there?
Ernie: Down a hole, I guess.
Telly: If it's anything like Grouchland, I've been there.
All: Hmm... (continues to watch TV)

[redBoobergurl]

Cookie: What oblivion mean?
Beth: What do you mean?
Cookie: Bunch of people went there and some monsters too
Red: Ooh, sounds like the Rock
Cookie: Oh, me get it now, dark place
Red: The Rock isn't always dark
Beth: Ok, ok, enough oblivion is a word to describe, well, it's tough to describe but it sounds like no one is there now so it doesn't matter anymore
Wanda: *reading my story* What are you doing to me?
Beth: Sorry, it's fiction, remember?
Wanda: I know, but come on
*Beth just smiles*

[Erine81981]

Murray: Oooooh Herrry....you weren't kidding about it being dark.

Herry: Told you. Does anyone have a flashlight?

Murray: I know i don't.

Herry: Me either.

Back in room 26..........

I sure do hope that Murray and Herry are doing fine. I'm really worried. Now with Grover and Maurice gone off to work....i'm all alone. My firends aren't still back! *starts chewing fingerer nails and...and....and....and.....I'M REALLY WORRIED! *starts running around the room*

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *hears Kyle running above* Hey! Keep it down will ya! Randall's tryin' to sleep! ...Oh, wait, never mind. Umm.. well gang, looks like we're stuck. So we may as well make the best of our last moments together.
Gonzo: I brought playing cards!
Ryan: Go Fish it is then!

[Erine81981]

Herry: Ryan do you have any 5's?

Murray: *sips on a soda*

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: Nah, go fish. Got any 12's, Randall?
Gonzo: Hey! Where'd you get a soda?

[Erine81981]

Herry: *draws out a card from the deck*

Murray: Not really for sure. I was really thirty and poof out of know where this soda came to me. Pretty neat.

In room 26...........

Oh guys! I can't seem to find Herry or Murray! They're still gone! I've been going crazy!

Maurice: Clam down....clam down Kyle. There proubley out having fun over at another friends house.

Grover: Have you asked anyone around here?

Not really. All i remember is they were in Randall's room and now i haven't seen them since. I really hope there ok.

[anytimepally]

Sal: Hey, Murray.. see whatcha can do 'bout gettin' me one of dem sodas!
Randall: I hate to say it, but I don't think this dimly-lit, albeit exciting game of go-fish is helping anything.
Sal:That's weird.. I really though it would, too!
Randall: Gonzo, can't you magic-up a cannon like Murray did with the soda there, and then we could launch ourselves outta here or something? I'm starving!

[The Count]

*Coming out of the elevator on the third floor common room. Yeah, guys, it's over here. Seems Randall got a few of the roomies stuck in oblivion... Biff: And now they need a way outta there? You got it. Biff: Good thing you called us.
*After examining the situation half an hour later... Biff: Yeah, they're stuck in there. Sully, go get the winch so we's can get those guys back up here.
*Sully brings in a mechanized winch ready to plunge down into the darkness and pluck the missing roomies from the nothingness.

[Erine81981]

Herry: I feel something pulllllliiiinnnggggg......*pops out of the hole with plunger to head* Hey there Ed. Biff and Sully. Glad to see you guys. *gets up and out of the way for the next person or Monster or weirdo*

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: Herry! We've lost Herry! ...I guess we just wait to be rescued. *realizes everyone but him has been rescued* ...Dang.

[The Count]

*Sends in winch to go get Ryan, cause we gotsta have more fanfic!

[Erine81981]

Herry: Ok everyone grab on to each other and i'll grab onto Biff and we all pull! Count off Murray.

Murray: 1, 2, 3, 4!

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *pulls*
Gonzo: *pulls as well* Wow, what a pointless post.

[Erine81981]

Ryan: *pulls*
Gonzo: *pulls as well* Wow, what a pointless post.
Herry: *looks around and sees Ryan pulling and does a double take* Humb what?

Murray: *sees Ryan too* Hey why are you helping? Your spoused to be down ther...*points to hole which is no longer there* Man Gonzo is right. What a pointless post.

Some background funny music plays which ends the whole skit

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *blinks* Huh, that was weird.
Gonzo: Well I was there.
Ryan: Good point. Let's go get some pizza, whadaya say gang?
Gonzo: Sounds good to me. But do you think we should check in on Rizzo, Camilla, Uncle Deadly, and Clifford?
Ryan: ...You mean they weren't in here to try and save us?
Gonzo: Nope.
Ryan: Then no, we won't go invite them to eat pizza with us.
Gonzo: But that's not what I-
Ryan: C'mon, let's go!

[tvlistingman]

PETER: We got a Late Birthday Present for Oscar

LITTLE BIRD: What is It

ZOE: Something Stinky

PETER: A Smelly Old Sneaker

BABY BEAR: Gross

PETER: Why don't we give it to him right now

LITTLE BIRD: Okay

ZOE: Yeah

[Erine81981]

Herry: Wait for me and Murray. *runs into the room* Hey Kyle. Bye Kyle.

Hey! Where have you been? And where's Murray?

Murray: Right here.

Herry: We were in Randall's room helping Randall, Ryan, Gonzo, and Sal.

What happened? Is Randall ok? Are you two arlight?

Herry: We are just fine. Aren't we Murray?

Murray: Just fine as could be.

Herry: *hear's Ryan* Ok were coming. Me and Murray are going to get some pizza's. Want us to bring you back any?

Sure. That would be nice. See you guys later.

Murray: That was close.

Herry: Ahhh don't sweat it. Kyle understands everything.

[Katzi428]

So,are you excited about going to New York tomorrow,Tia Kathy?;)
laugh Sure am! I won't be seeing the baby until Sunday,but I'll be seeing my 7 year old niece tomorrow.She's a super kid.:)
Prairie:You'll be going to your niece's dance recital on Saturday.
Yep...that's correct Prairie.It's not ballet though.Not sure what it is.Plus she'll be in some gym thing on Sunday morning.
Rosita:Wow!She'll be super tired by the end of the weekend.
Yeah...I know.But her parents want her to be active so she won't be sitting around all the time.
Prairie:That makes sense.

[The Count]

Hmmm... You must be proud of that 7-year-old niece of yours Kathy.

*Sing: She can drink up all of her juice.
Monsters: Juice!
She can wiggle her tooth when it's loose.
Monsters: Loose!
She can reach up for her toys up on the shelf...

All these things she can do by herself... All the things she can do now that she's six (or seven)... All by herself!

[Katzi428]

Hmmm... You must be proud of that 7-year-old niece of yours Kathy.

*Sing: She can drink up all of her juice.
Monsters: Juice!
She can wiggle her tooth when it's loose.
Monsters: Loose!
She can reach up for her toys up on the shelf...

All these things she can do by herself... All the things she can do now that she's six (or seven)... All by herself!
Oh...I'm definitely proud of her! She's growing so fast! I've taught her a few things .Like Ernie's "I 1 the sandbox." bit. She loved it!:D But now that she a bit older,I'll think of other things that my aunt taught me!:)
BTW..do you think Prairie,Rosita & Gaffer could stay with you while I'm away please?LMK.TY

[The Count]

Sure, just LMK when you'll be leaving and when you plan on coming back. Guess they want a change of scenery from Bryan's. Will be glad to have them sleep over. Hugs to you Kathy and have a great day.

[Katzi428]

Sure, just LMK when you'll be leaving and when you plan on coming back. Guess they want a change of scenery from Bryan's. Will be glad to have them sleep over. Hugs to you Kathy and have a great day.
I'm leaving tomorrow morning & won't be back til I think next Thursday.
I thought that Bryan had a lot of roomies staying with him as it is.(Bry...if you see this & it wouldn't be too much to take Prairie,Rosita & Gaffer,then good. But Ed,if you want to take the girls,then discuss it w/Bry.Either way,I know they'll be in good hands.:) )

[The Count]

Awg, that's OK Kath. If Bry takes them, that'll be fine with me. Just so you know, everybody's back with their roomies for the time being. Only one leaving for now is you yourself. Hope your nieces welcome their aunt with open arms and take care of yourself during this nice family get-together.

[Katzi428]

Awg, that's OK Kath. If Bry takes them, that'll be fine with me. Just so you know, everybody's back with their roomies for the time being. Only one leaving for now is you yourself. Hope your nieces welcome their aunt with open arms and take care of yourself during this nice family get-together.
Well...one of my nieces will be running to me with open arms saying "Aunt Kathy!":excited: The other one is still a little baby (2 and a half months old) and this is the first time I've seen her. So she'll either look at me like "Uh...who are you?" or scream like crazy til her mommy or daddy rescues her. (hopefully she won't do the second one.):eek:

[BEAR]

(calling Ed) You know we can always make room for Prairie and Rosita. It's no trouble. This may be a busy week for me as it is though, so maybe you should take them.

[Beakerfan]

*walks into dorm rooms, eyes bloodshot and makeup running down her face* Hey guys! I know I haven't been around for a while, and I was hoping to be back now that I've graduated & everything. But I just found out some awful news, so I may be a little longer. If anybody would like to take care of the boys, it's fine with me, although I'm sure most of your rooms are getting full, and they can probably take care of themselves a little longer.

[The Count]

Well Bry, just LMK and I can set up my room to admit the girls for the week.

[BeakerSqueedom]

May I join this awesome Role Play? :3

Beaker, I assume is not taken...is he? If not I suppose I should give my reasons why I should roleplay him.

Because I have his name and his icon. Another reason that is less silly :P would be because I know how to put in very much in character. I know almost everything about him. His habits, the way he talks, his talents, personality ect.

I am obsessed ok? :P

As for room...I will think about that.

For now I will stick with Bunsen as his roomie. :3 They are like best friends dude. XD

[The Count]

Um, please send me a PM and I'll explain more about the dorms to you BeakerSqueedom.
Thank you.

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: Hey guys... Alex just got some horrible news I guess, so we're gonna take in Floyd, Animal, and Pepe for her while she's gone. Maybe that'll make her feel better, knowing they're in good hands.
Rizzo: But it's already so cramped in here!
Ryan: Oh, please, we can always make room for a friend in need!
Rizzo: Alright, alright, but I'm not sharin' any food with Animal!
Ryan: Heh, good luck with that. I'm gonna head down to they're room and let them know they're welcome any time.

[The Count]

You mean head "up", their room's almost above yours Ryan. Man, we rully need someone to draw up a basic layout of the dorms... Oh well, one of these days.

[BeakerSqueedom]

I think I understood. XD 59.. if it is not a taken room.

[Katzi428]

All righty girls...you all set?
Rosita:I am,Kath.Have a good and safe trip! hugging me Give your nieces kisses for me!
Prairie hugging me too Give them kisses from me too.In fact,give them butterfly kisses from me!You know what those are,right?
Yep...butterfly kisses are blinking my eyelashes against their cheeks.My aunt taught me that when I was my older niece's age.So I can pass it down to her!:) giving both girls hugs and then butterfly kisses. Thank Ed for me.

[Muppet Newsgirl]

MN: (grips wrists) Ow...my wrists are tingling.
Storyteller: Uh-oh, have you been typing a little too hard?
MN: That, and I've been clutching a needle and thread for a bit too long.
Nora: Oh, what are you working on?
MN: New quilt for my bed. It's a bunch of scraps and bits sewn into long strips, alternating with whole strips of blue fabric.
Storyteller: Oooh, nice...and I think I see a few scraps left over from Richard's quilt mixed in there.
MN: That's because you do...some of the kelly green and the light orange bits there.
Nora: Careful, Erin...you type so hard they can hear you down the hall, when you write you have a death grip on the pen, you play the guitar, you quilt...
MN: Yeah, yeah, I'm going to have full-blown carpal tunnel syndrome before I'm 30. And you should have seen me back when I had five different term papers due. (winces at memory)
Nora: Oh, man, don't I know it - it was tingle city when I had to do that one history paper. It's a good thing no one in here is big on text messaging or using PDAs or Blackberries.
Storyteller: Good grief...where I come from, a blackberry is a kind of fruit, not a potentially crippling electronic device.
Nora: And the fruit reminds me of jam, which goes well on scones...
MN: Good call. I'll get the kettle boiling.

[The Count]

*Wakes up to find two new fanfic chapters waiting for me. Ooh! Vonderful!
*Knock at the door... Who is it?
*From the other side: *Singing, We are your guests, you are our host...
*Opens door to find Prairie and Rosita, with Gaffer napping on top of their shared luggage.

Hi girls... Come on in, sure hope Kathy has a fine flight off to Mew York City.
Rosita: Sí, we gave her a biiiig hug before she left.
Good, lemme get the Count and Fatatatita, and we can go off to Everybody Eats for breakfast.
All: Yaey!

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: So, Floyd, how are things?
Floyd: Goin' pretty good, man. I'm kinda worried 'bout Alex though.
Ryan: Yeah, I understand that. I'm sure she'll start feeling better soon though. At least I hope she does.
Floyd: Mm... Well, to be quite honest with ya Ry-man, I'm kinda worried about us too.
Ryan: Why's that?
Floyd: Do you realize who you're roomin' with, man? Gonzo and Animal! And with the rat in the mix too, we won't get any food at all, man!
Ryan: ...Good point. Wanna cut out for an early lunch before they ask us for food?
Floyd: Right on.
Clifford: Hey! Ya'll can't leave me here with these guys!
Ryan: Oh, sorry Cliff. C'mon, you can tag along.
Floyd: *laughs*

[redBoobergurl]

*Beth walks into the room and collapses on the bed*
Red: Well if it isn't the absent roomie
Cookie: Where you been?
Beth: Sorry guys, works been nuts this week I know I haven't been around to play with you much
Wanda: It's ok, we understand
Red: Yeah, it's ok.
Cookie: How bout we make you lunch?
Beth: You promise not to eat it first?
Cookie: Deal
Beth: Ok!

[The Count]

Hey Beth... Know how you feel. Finished making some corrections to the list after diving through all the wonderful articles at Muppet Wiki. Now comes the hard part, putting it all in ship-shape order for posting.
BTW: Sent you a PM, LMK if you got it and/or what your thoughts are.

Take care cousin. *Leaves door to Room #1 open so Gaffer and Fatatatita can go out and play or come back in when they need a catnap of their own.

[BEAR]

(walking down the hall)
Bert: (singing to himself) La de-da de-dum, La de-da de-dum, What's the name of that song?...
Ernie: Have we ever figured that out?
Bert: No.

[The Count]

*Downstairs... *Absent-mindedly, Prairie plays at the keys of the organ... Prairie: La-de-da-de-dum, la-de-da-de-dum, what's the name of that song?

[redBoobergurl]

Oh yes, got the PM will respond soon Ed. :)

Cookie: It go la di da di da
Red: La di da di da
Wanda: Something, something, no, I must be wrong
All: So la di da di da, la di da di da, what's the name of that song?

[Erine81981]

Grover: *over hears Prairie playing the song and joins in* It go la de da de da, Something something birds.....*few birds chrip in* Ohhh how adorable. *laughs*

Up in the bedroom.........

Me: La de-da de-dum, La de-da de-dum, What's the name of that song? La de-da de-dum, La de-da de-dum......

Murray and Herry: We need the name of that song!

Murray: It goes la-de-da-de-dum
La-de-da-de-dum
Something something nice (all agree)

Herry: La-de-da-de-dum
La-de-da-de-dum

Herry and Murray: I think it repeats itself twice (all agree)

The Music carries into the hallway...........

Oscar: *annoyed* What's the name of that song?

In other rooms: La-de-da-de-dum, la-de-da-de

Oscar: They keep on singing that song
They go la-de-da-de-dum, la-de-da-de-dum
La-de-da-de-dum
La-de-da-de-dum, la-de-da-de-dum
They start it all over again *groans and slams the trashlid*

[BEAR]

(In Big Bird's Nest)

Big Bird: La-de-da-de-dum, la-de-da-de-dum
Bry: Something shining above
Big Bird: la-de-da-de-dum, la-de-da-de-dum
Gladys the Cow: (pops up randomly and sings operatically) La-de-da-de-da-LOVE!
Bry: What the--?

[The Count]

*Hears Maddie and the Electric Mayhem playing their instruments in tune to the song.
Bring us home somebody!

[BEAR]

All: We can't help singing la-de-da-de-dum
Loud and clear and strong

Bryan's Room: But, la-de-da-de-dum

Ed's Room: La-de-da-de-dum
Beth's Room: La-de-da-de-dum
Kyle's Room: La-de-da-de-dum
All 4 Rooms: Laaaaaaa

Telly: What's the name of that song?

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *pokes head out of room* Hey! Would ya keep it down out there? I'm trying to write in here! *is splashed with water balloon* ...La de da de dum...
Animal: Song! Song! Ah ha ha!

[Erine81981]

Everyone laughs at Ryan's expense

[The Count]

*Coming back from picking up dinner for roomies... Food's here!
Count: Vhat'd you get?
Quesadillas with plenty of veggies, bacon and sour cream.
Rosita: Fantastico!
Prairie: I'll go get the nappykins... Good, and I'll just set this down on the table in the common room where we can all sit down to eat.
Count: Perfect, shall I bring the drinks?
Please my fiend.

*All sit down to have dinner in the first floor's common room.

[ZootyCutie]

Zoot:...Could you say it again? I wasn't listening.


*sigh* Okay Zoot. In tennis, love means nothing. It's the opposite in real life, where love means everything.

Lips: Can we please play the game now? I need Mario Tennis before I get upset.


Janice: Rully Zoot. You can be so oblivious some times.

Zoot: So, what are we doing again?


*sigh* Forget it.

[The Count]

Mmm... Maybe we have a bit of fanfic waiting for us. You girls ready for bed?
Prairie and Rosita, both in their PJ's: Yes... Will you plese read us the stories?
Well, perhaps the Count would grace us with his inimittable reading style.
Count: Of course my friends... Now get comfy, I'll start vhen ve're ready.

[Muppet Newsgirl]

(in room 7, the three occupants are seated in the middle of the floor, telling ghost stories)

Storyteller: And the stifling, retch-inducing sulfur fumes burbled up as the young Fraggle made his way along the wall of the Caves of Nausea, when he met...
MN: A terrible mage, with equally terrible clawed hands and a face that could turn water to ice in seconds. The mage glared down at the Fraggle and proclaimed...
Nora: "Fool, you have trespassed inside my sacred caves, and your disgustingly Fragglish presence threatens to disrupt my magic."
Storyteller: "Threatens to disrupt my magic?"
Nora: Come on, it's been a long day, and I'm all out of really terrifying adjectives and verbs. Let's see...ahem...the mage said, "I will only let you leave this cave alive, if you..."
MN: "Can tell me the airspeed of the average unladen swallow."

(room dissolves in fits of cackling and giggling)

Storyteller: Hey, wait, I thought we agreed, no Holy Grail references this time!
MN: I know, I know, but the two jokers upstairs (points up to where Jim and Richard are sitting on their respective clouds in heaven) were starting to complain that the story was entirely too serious.
Storyteller: Oh. Sorry, boys.

[The Count]

Well... You could've always broken into "Walking Talking Breathing Ball Of Fire". Ah, blissful sleep. So have I longed for thee.
Count: Burning the midnight oils again?
Yeah, just gettin' things started. At least I hope to get a bit more done tomorrow.
Count: Ah yes, it's alvays the top-heavy letters from the first haf of the alphabet.
Yep, those almost 200 entry per files. Oh well, at least I have 2 in the box and the next few lined up.

Good night guys, the MC Dorms were brought to you by the letter A and by the number 3.

[BEAR]

Bry: (looking out the window of room 29) Hmm...what a lovely Friday. I wonder what's going on in the Dorms today.

[theprawncracker]

Gonzo: *running* Bryan! Bryan! Bryan! Ryan wants to know if you want to co-host a barbecue with him tonight at the pool!

[BEAR]

Bry: Hey, Gonzo! Ya know, I'd love to but I'm afraid I can't. I've got some other plans tonight. I'm sorry. Why don't you go ask Kyle?

[theprawncracker]

Gonzo: Aw, okay, I'll fly down to Kyle's room. *jumps out of a window* Yeah, I know Kyle's on the same floor, but who- *hits ground*

[redBoobergurl]

Red: Hey Gonzo! Beth can't go, but Wanda, Cookie and I want to go to your barbeque. So let us know what's going on. Thanks!

[theprawncracker]

Gonzo: *salutes* Will do! *runs off to Kyle's room*

[The Count]

Hmmm, guess I'll have to pop in at the reading room when we're done.
Prairie: How long will this take? It's worse than picking out clothes with my mom.
Patience Prairie, I need to make sure the measurements are perfect. Besides, you should be honored to be the model for one of the haunters.
*Checks the length of the nightgown Prairie's wearing, the trail behind her, the arm length, the waistline, the sweep of her hair, the slope of her pinkish head as to how she captures the look of a noseless Muppet face...

Stop fidgeting, just a couple of more inspections and then you can change back into your Street clothes.
Prarie, sighing: Oh... OK.
Count: Have you heard? There's a barbecue tonight at the poolhouse.
Mmm, you wanna go Prairie?
PD: Yes... But I want to get this over with first.
Count, please tell Rosita to meet us there later tonight.
Count: Yes sir. *Leaves Ed and Prairie alone for the time being.

[The Count]

*The Count goes upstairs and knocks on Room #19's door. Hello Kim? Vanted to say Ed and I are both sorry for not recognizing Tosh had a birthday this last Monday on the 4th of June. Here's a boo-quet of purple sproinger posies for her, and I hope ve see her later tonight at the barbecue. Happy birthday Tosh, from everybody here at the dorms.

[The Count]

Prairie, changed back into her normal garb: Um... Wasn't there supposed to be a barbecue at the poolhouse tonight?
Hmmm, dunno, maybe Ryan hasn't made it yet.
Count: Good thing we had a late lunch to tide our tummies till the party starts.
Rosita: Sí, some deliciosa paella with plenty of mariscos.
*Gaffer and Fatatatita meowing to get some of the leftovers, because of the seafood.
Rosita: Only if you're gatitas buenas. Maybe you'll get a treat at the barbecue.

*All wait in Room #1 for party to start, occupying themselves with various pasttimes.

[Erine81981]

*gets a call from Bryan* You mean Ryan asked me to host a party tonight? At the pool? And i wasn't here? Gosh! I been falling asleep lately. Ok. I'll let Ryan know. Thanks agian Bryan. *hangs up* Man! I need to be woke up more often. *runs over to Ryan's room* Hey there Ryan. Sorry that i was alseep when Gonzo tried to come and get me. Since we've wait so long can we hold it tomorrow night?

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *yawns* That's okay, Kyle. Tomorrow night sounds great. I was out most of tonight anyway. See ya tomorrow!

EDIT: (OOC: Just made my 9,800th post. :p)

[The Count]

Just as well... Everybody's in their jammies and ready to go to sleep.
Talk to you tomorrow, which it'll probably be by the time this post gets posted.

*Hopes Catherine will sneak in here in a few hours and post another of her fanfic updates.

[Erine81981]

Thanks Ryan. Good night everybody!

Grover: Hey!

What?

Grover: That is my line.

Sorry Grover. Go right head.

Grover: *breaths in lots of air* GOOOOOOOOOD NIIIIIGHT EVERYBODIEEEEE! *out of breath*

You alright?

Grover: I will be after i catch my cute little breath.

Good night everyone. *waves to the camrea*

[BEAR]

Hoots: The Dorms were sponsored tonight by the letter F and by the number 23. Night!

[Skeeter Muppet]

*The Count goes upstairs and knocks on Room #19's door. Hello Kim? Vanted to say Ed and I are both sorry for not recognizing Tosh had a birthday this last Monday on the 4th of June. Here's a boo-quet of purple sproinger posies for her, and I hope ve see her later tonight at the barbecue. Happy birthday Tosh, from everybody here at the dorms.

Kim: It's okay, Count. Tell Ed not to worry about it, either.
Tosh: Thank you for the flowers. They're really pretty!
Betty Lou: (calling from inside the room) Now you've got something to put in that vase I gave you!
Tosh: Hey, yeah!

-Kim

[The Count]

Thanks Kim. Just feel bad I let that one slip. Hope to see you at the barbecue tonight.
Oh, and please LMK about that new case I sent you when you get the chance.

*Hugs to one of my long-time MC friends, Skeeter Muppet.

[tvlistingman]

PETER: Okay, Were ready for the Barbecue/Tosh's Birthday, got the hamburgers and hot dogs, Baby Bear

BABY BEAR; Check

PETER: Got the Drinks, Zoe

ZOE: Check

PETER: Got the fruit and desserts, Little Bird

LITTLE BIRD: Check

PETER: And I Got the Condiments and were going to the BBQ and We got Tosh's birthday present

ZOE: What is it

PETER: We got her a pretty dress

LITTLE BIRD: I Hope she is going to like it

ZOE: YEAH!

[BEAR]

Bry: ooww...
Ernie: bryan, are you ready for the barbecue?
Bert: (sees me lying on the couch holding my head) Are you okay?
Bry: I just banged my head really hard on the top of the fireplace. Ouch!
Ernie: were you looking for Santa again in the middle of June?
Bert: ernie, no jokes! Bryan hurt himself!
Ernie: sorry.
Bert: Are you dizzy? How many fingers do you see?
Bry: Not dizzy but I do hurt a lot.
Bert: You just relax.
Ernie: Should we call a doctor?
Bert: Who do you suggest?...

[Erine81981]

Barbecue Pool Party Time! Hit it Little Jerry!

Little Jerry: Is everyone ready?
Rockin' Richard: Ready!
Chrissy: Ready!
Big Jeffy: I'm reeeaa-dy!

Little Jerry and the Monotones head to the Pool singing this song as other fallow along

Big Jeffy: Oh aw do oh i dobbie du, Oh aw do Surr-prised!
Big Jeffy and Chrissy: Oh aw do oh i dobbie du, Oh aw do Surr-prised!
Big Jeffy, Chrssy and Rockin' Richard: Oh aw do oh i dobbie du, Oh aw do Surr-prised!

Little Jerry: Sing about surprises, let’s sing out loud and strong
If you don’t know what a surprise is, then listen to our song (Song!)

Little Jerry and the Monotones: When something suddenly happens and you can’t believe your eyes

Little Jerry: It’s a Surpriiiise!

Little Jerry, Big Jeffy, Chrssy and Rockin' Richard: Oh aw do oh i dobbie du, Oh aw do Surr-prised!

Little Jerry: Oooooooooooooooo

Big Jeffy, Chrssy and Rockin' Richard: Oh aw do oh i dobbie du, Oh aw do

Little Jerry and the Monotones: Surr-prised!

This goes one for quite sometime

Little Jerry and the Monotones: When something suddenly happens and you can’t believe your eyes....it's a surprised!

Big Jeffy, Chrissy, Rockin' Richard: SURPRISE!

Little Jerry: *screams of excitement*

[Muppet Newsgirl]

MN: (massages right wrist) My hand's hurting...and I've still got to plant that peony...
Storyteller: And I've got those legends to file...
Nora: And I'm helping Mrs. Farley with inventory.
MN: Hmm. (looks around room) All right, work's over. Grab your suits, people, we've got a pool party to go to.
Nora: Yes! (runs off to room)
Storyteller: (starts to pack beach bag) And is it just me, or do I hear the Monotones outside?
MN: (grabs suit and towel) You do, and they're in good voice tonight...wonder if they'll do 'Danger?'
Nora: (reappears with suit and beach ball) Let's get going; they've fired up the grill.

[anytimepally]

Johnny: What do you mean they got Little Jerry? A legend in their midst, and they invite someone in?
Don: Why, thank you, Johnny! I don't think you've ever referred to me as a legend before. But it is true, of course.
(Johnny sighs in exasperation)
Sal: Let's just go to the barbaque, Johnny.. it'll be fun!
Don: Yeah, and I rather like Little Jerry myself.
Randall: Me, too! (to Johnny) You coming?
Johnny: (arms folded, grumbling) I guess.
Sal: ALL RIGHT YOUSE GUYS.. OUTTA THA WAY.. JOHNNY FIAMA'S COMING TO PAR-TAY!

[BEAR]

Ernie: Dr. Bob wasn't in.
Bry: That's okay. My head is feeling a little better. Although still ringing a bit from hearing Fiama's whining outside. What a diva he is. Thanks for caring, guys. You're great. Anyway...it's late. Goodnight, Ernie.
Ernie: Goodnight.

[Erine81981]

Grover: This is one cool little party.

Herry: I know i'm enjoying myself too.

Big Jeffy: Hey guys!

Herry: Hey Big Jeffy! I am a big fan of yours.

Grover: So am i. I just love your music.

Big Jeffy: Why thinks guys. Anyone want to join me in a cannon ball?

Herry: Cool!

Grover: Sure thing!

All three join in a cannonball jump

[Muppet Newsgirl]

MN: Marco...
Nora: Polo...
MN: Marco...
Nora: Polo...
Storyteller: Let's see, where'd I put my swim cap?
MN: Marco...what do you need a swim cap for?
Storyteller: Oh, it's the chlorine. It tends to turn my hair bright chartreuse. (digs around in bag, unearths thick rubber cap covered with radishes)
Nora: Polo...(inhales water) (gasp, cough, choke)
MN: All right, game called on account of H2O in someone's windpipe...there's a water volleyball game going on, want to join in?
Nora: Sure. (cough, choke)
Storyteller: You girls enjoy yourselves; I've got to practice my freestyle.

[Erine81981]

Grover Lifesaver: I will save you! *jumps in with floaties on arms* Coming for your rescue mama.

*over by barbecue pit* Oh that Grover. Always there to help out.

Little Jerry: I know. He helped me one time.

You? Little Jerry needed help?

Little Jerry: Hey man. All musician need help too.

Yea i guess your right. Anyways, who wants some more barbecue hamburgers?

Murray: I'll take two!

Two it is. *flips them over to Murray's plate*

Murray: Thanks Kyle.

Welcome. Anyone else?

Chrissy: Me! I'll take one!

Here you go Chrissy! *tosses Chrissy one*

Chrissy: Ooooo wee i just love these hamburgers. *takes a bite*

[theprawncracker]

Uncle Deadly: Ryan, my fiend, you're certainly on a posting rampage aren't you?
Ryan: Well, I've been bored.
Uncle Deadly: Remind me to keep you bored more often.
Ryan: *smirks* Will do.

[The Count]

Guess it's a bit late to join the party now. Oh well, maybe there'll be some burgers left tomorrow.
Rosita: The dorms were brought to you by la letra Ñ and by el número quince.
Buenas noches.

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: Morning guys
Red: You missed the party last night!
Beth: Eh, that's nothing new
Cookie: We go to breakfast?
Beth: Sure Cookie, that sounds good
Cookie: Oh boy! Chocolate Chippy pancakes, here comes Cookie Monster!
Wanda: Actually that doesn't sound half bad
Beth: Well then let's go!

[The Count]

Hey guys... Since noone rully informed us... And it looks like some people missed out... What say we keep the BBQ going today or later this afternoon in honor of Floyd Pepper's birthday. Twas yesterday, but I was mired with the listings to post.
Sorry my main baseman brutha, happy belated birthday.

Stay groovy, and rock on. See you guys at the party later today.

[Erine81981]

I have to go mow outside because it's getting pretty high and just thought i would help out with some of the yard work today. Grover you and the monsters go the store and find something for Floyd's present for his b-day today.

Grover: You got it. Ten hut!

The monsters all stand stright

Grover: Kyle has put me in charge for the present getting for Floyd Pepper's party. So i want all three of you to join me.

Monsters: Yes sir!

Grover: Lets move out!

Maurice, Herry and Murray run out the door and onto the store.

Grover: What cute little subject they make.

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: Animal!
Animal: Ani-mal!
Ryan: Okay, listen, today is Floyd's big birthday party.
Animal: Par-ty!
Ryan: Yes, now, I need you to go find your drumset, and set it up at the pool for his party this afternoon, okay?
Animal: Drum-set! Ah ha ha! *runs off*
Clifford: Do you really think that was such a good idea?
Ryan: *blink* Thinking back on it... no, I don't. Anyway, I need you to keep Floyd out of the Dorms until this afternoon, okay?
Clifford: Alright, dude, can do.
Ryan: Great!
Rizzo: Yo, Ryan, what kinda food we havin' tonight?
Ryan: Beats me. I'm not in charge of food. But Rizzo, I need you and Pepe to go out and find Floyd a present he'll like.
Pepe: Si, we can do t'is, hokay?
Rizzo: Yeah, we'll be back later. C'mon, shrimp!
Pepe: I am not a shripm! I am a king prawn!
Ryan: Now, Gonzo, Camilla?
Gonzo: Yeah?
Camilla: Brawk?
Ryan: Do you think you guys can find some fireworks to set off tonight for Floyd's party?
Gonzo: Ooh! Definitely! Haha!
Ryan: And Uncle D.?
Uncle Deadly: Hmm?
Ryan: I need your help setting up for the party.
Uncle Deadly: I figured you would, my fiend. Alright then, let's get started.

[BEAR]

Bry: Man, another party I'll be missing. Darn rehearsals.
Bert: Yeah. But it's wonderful that you're in another show.
Bry: Yeah, that is a bright side.
Ernie: What's this one called?
Bry: It's called "Sunday in the Park with George". It's a Sondheim musical about the artist George Surat and his famous painting. I play the part of The Soldier in the painting.
Ernie: Wow!
Bry: Yeah. It's tough music though.
Bert: I know you'll be just great when performance time comes around.
Ernie: Sure!
Bry: Thanks, guys. I just feel bad for missing so many of the get-togethers lately. I will try to come to one soon though.
Ernie: You must! It is summer afterall.
Bry: I know. Well, you guys have fun and give my best to Floyd.
Ernie: We will.
Bry: Where are Big Bird and Telly?
Ernie: I sent them off with Grover to find a present.
Bert: I thought we were going to get Floyd's present.
Ernie: Nope. Not this time, old buddy. Our job is to make the cake!
Bert: Really? Oh, I love baking cakes. Especially white cake with oatmeal and cinnamon frosting.
Ernie: Yeah, well I have the ingredients here but I don't see any oatmeal.
Bert: Too bad.
Ernie: I'll remember that for your birthday though, Bert.
Bert: Yeah! (laughs) Eh-eh-eh-eh!
Bry: Have fun, you two. And don't make too much of a mess!

[BeakerSqueedom]

*Claudia makes her way to the entrance where she drags her luggage about in a clumsy manner. Her eyes wander over the school slowly before spotting the lobby. She walks toward the desk to sign in. Turning around she notices two familiar figures. "Oh my gosh! Bunsen! Beaker!" She squeals "Hi guys!" She goes on one knee, dropping her luggage to the side. Before they notice the young lady--they are locked in her hug of doom. She giggles at their muffled voices. She lets them go from her merciless hug. "Oh my! You gave me quite a scare," Bunsen puts his glasses on before taking note of who was the girl. "Oh it's young Claudia! Oh Beakie she came rather early!" Bunsen declares enthusiastically.

Beaker being in shock does not react. "Oh dear you scared little Beaker into shock." Bunsen says patting his head. Claudia only giggles as a response "Let's just find our rooms." She says collecting her common sense into order. Recovering, Beaker nodded "Meeemee!" Briefly did he raise his neck from the safety of his collar. *

Note: I forced myself to type a short one. XD

Yay for being my first entrance!

[The Count]

*Goes out to the lobby after hearing the bell on the desk ringing for a while.
PD: Now, while he's gone...
Rosita: Let's get our swimwear on and scurry off to la piscina.

Count, at the poolhouse: So Uncle Deadly, vhere do you vant the fried foods and condiments?

Me: Oh hi Claudia. Bunsen, Beaker, good to see you guys back here for another stay.
You'll probably want your room now. *Grabs key from the lobby desk's backwall, hanging next to the marble 44. *All walk past the double doors into the second/main floor's common room. If you'll notice, there's a trashcan in the back left corner, Oscar lives in the one here on the second floor. Also, the Old World furnace in the back right corner houses the motley-colored elevator we use to get from floor to floor around here.

*The elevator closes its doors after we wave good-bye to Seymour, jetting upwards one level. The doors open and we walk out onto the third floor's common room. OK, we just take a quick turn to our right... And your room should be, yes, last door down on our right.
*Hands the key to Room #44 to Claudia. Few things of note. The bathroom on this floor is that room directly across from yours. *Jabs his thumb behind him at the white-washed door marked by a bubble-encased 3. For neighbors, you have Alex with Floyd Pepper, Animal and Pepe the King Prawn in Room #42, directly next to your room. She's currently away, her roomies are staying with Ryan (better known as theprawncracker or just Prawny for short). It's Floyd's party, his birthday was yesterday. We're having a barbecue downstairs in the poolhouse area, it's located behind the main building. Some of my bats will be by with your luggage, if you want to change and join us you're welcome to crash the party.

Hope you have fun and welcome to the MC Dorms.

[Erine81981]

Grover: Thanks Big Bird for helping carry our present.

Herry: I'll help you Telly. I'll be back.

Grover: Ok Herry. Just set it right there Big Bird. Thanks again. See you at the party. Kyle were home!

Hey guys. See you later Big Bird. Wow! Floyd will love this. Ya'll did great. Where's Marucie, Herry and Murray?

Grover: Herry is helping Telly get their persent to Bryan's room and Maurice and Murray were bring in the groceries.

Murray: Here we are. *sets down the groceries*

Maurice: *sets the groceries* Did we do great, Kyle?

Ya'll picked the most awsomest present out. He'll love it to death. Now wrap it and we'll get down to the pool area.

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: Thank you! *Holds key while trying to pet the bats childishly*

Beaker & Bunsen: *walks into the room happily*

Claudia: *Sees them leaving her* Hey! Ladies FIRST! *Giggle*

Bunsen: I forgot my manners. I am rather enthusiastic for that little pool party perhaps I could try out The Hologram to see if that would be a suitable gift for Floyd and serve as a helpful addition to the party.

Beaker: Meeemee!

Claudia: Totally, I do not think the big man would mind.

Bunsen: Who?

Claudia: You can invent a hologramic television but you can't remember who we last talked to?

Bunsen: Oh! Him! I would not think so!

Beaker: *Grabs shorts from suitcase*

Claudia: *Smiles* Well then! Let's get our stuff and change!

Bunsen: Of course--oh and Beakie don't forget to get the wires from your backpack!

Beakie: D: -sigh-

[Bill Bubble Guy]

Bill is searching all around the dorm calling Marty's name.

Bill: Marty was supposed to be back now. I hope he hasn't faded away into some oblivion of his own while he was away throughout last week.
I'll have to leave him in the Lord's hands. But I sure hope he comes back soon.

[ZootyCutie]

So, Floyd's having a birthday celebration. I hope he will like our present.

Janice: I'm sure he rully will, after all we put thougt into it.

Lips: Yeah. This should make him happy.

Zoot: Happiness is good.

Yes, that is true. Now, let's get to wrapping this present, and get changed for the celebration.

Janice: Fer sure!

[Erine81981]

Grover: Alrighty. Is every ready?

We are all ready. Everyone got their swim short?

Herry: Yep. *standing with them on*

Then lets head out.

We all head to the pool with Floyd's present in hand or should i say in wheel barrel.

Murray: CANNNNNNONBALLLLL! *runs and jumps into the pool* Ka-splash!

No running Murray. Remember that?

Murray: Sorry. I forgot.

That's fine just be careful. *sets the bags of chip and soda down on the table* Alright guys. I'll be in there in a few minutes.

Herry: Yeah! *goes over to the divingbord* Monster furrrrrie! *SPLOSH!* Oh yea!

Grover: Watch this. *tries a dive but belly buster*

Maurice: Ow.

Grover: Ow! My cute little belly.

Herry: You ok Grover?

Grover: I will be ok. Ow.....

[The Count]

*At the party... Munching on an onion ring or two...
The dorms have been brought to you by the letter Q.
*Holds up a couple of rings linked together, the second just a bit of a tail, forming a deep-fried Q.

Count: And by the number elewen.
*Shows plate with large hot dogs with ketchup/relish lined up side by side resembling an 11.

[ZootyCutie]

Okay. Let's set the present up with the others, and get this party jammin'!

Maddie: Every day is a new day
And I don't have to pretend
All my friends think I'm crazy
But I don't want this to end

Janice: When I have the chance I wanna say to you
Wishing I could take back what I put you through
I'll never do it again

Zoot: We're like oil and water still we somehow mix
And what used to be broken is somehow fixed
It's hard to explain

Lips: I know some people say
That opposites attract
If that's the truth then we
We will be together forever
(We're meant to be together forever)
(We belong together forever)

All: It's like I got nothing to do but think about you
I've got all the time in the world
If you look at my heart, you'll know from the start
That it's all I can do not to think about you

Maddie: I gave you good reason
Janice: To walk out that door
Zoot: Let me tell you I've learned a thing or two
Lips: And I'm so amazed at the things you do
All: Now don't let me go, oh, no

[theprawncracker]

Floyd: Aw, man, this gig is kickin'! Heh heh!
Ryan: Glad you're having a good time, Floyd.
Floyd: Thanks man. Now if you'll 'scuse me, I'd like to spend the night with my main squeeze!
Ryan: Heh, go on.
Clifford: Heh heh. Havin' a good time, man?
Ryan: *shrug* Yeah, I am.

[ZootyCutie]

Man, this is some great party! Janice, you should go find Floyd.

Janice: Like, you're right Maddie. Floyd, where are you?

[theprawncracker]

Floyd: Right here, baby! C'mon, let's boogey!
Animal: *pops up* Boo-gey! Ah ha ha!
Ryan: *shakes head* Hey, Maddie, I'm Ryan, don't think I ever introduced myself when you moved in.
Camilla: Bragawk!
Ryan: And this is Camilla...

[ZootyCutie]

Cool! I'm rooming with Zoot, Janice, and Lips. It's a really cool place here.

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: That it is. I live with Gonzo, Camilla, Clifford, Rizzo, and Uncle Deadly. But I'm looking after Floyd, Animal, and Pepe while my friend Alex is away. Hope you have a good time tonight, I've gotta turn in early, got a big day of babysitting in the morning! See ya!

[Bill Bubble Guy]

Bill: I sure hope you had a fabulous time on your birthday Floyd. Many happy returns and I sure am enjoying myself. I'm sorry Marty isn't here as well. I don't know where he is but I'm sure he must be okay.
Here's some birthday bubbles for you now Floyd. I'll work twice as hard in making them since I haven't got Marty to back me up. Here you go.

(Bill blows really hard four or five times and produces hundreds of bubbles)
HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY FLOYD. HIP HIP HOORAY!

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bunsen: -Walks in with his invention with Beaker pushing it from the other side-

Beaker: -pant pant- MEEEE -pant pant- MEEEE

Claudia: Ooo I think I see Floyd! Let's present your gift Dr.! -wraps a paper into a voice projector-

Bunsen: -Gets her paper- Excuse me everyone! Attention please!

Beaker: O_o....o_O

Claudia: -moves away-

Bunsen: If I have caught everyone's ears--especially the birthday fellow I would like to present an invention! It is called The Hologram! *Looks Prideful and chuckles* *Looks to Beaker* Turn it on Beakie!

Beaker: *Presses the button and pops out a hologramic version of the Muppet Movie*

Claudia: Woah! That thing lights up the place O_o *Stares at it*

Bunsen: This invention is like a TV but more realistic and nearly 3dish.

Beaker: Meeemeememee!

Claudia: OOooo
Bunsen: Indeed!

[BEAR]

Bry: Hey, Telly!
Telly: (sitting in the corner, sadly) Hi. (looks down)
Bry: What's wrong?
Telly: Well, you are in another show?
Bry: Yeah, so?
Telly: You're going to leave us again.
Bry: No, I'm not.
Telly: You're not?
Bry: No. That last show was a tour. So I had to be gone for a while as I travelled the country. This time, my show is in one place.
Telly: Really?
Bry: Yeah! So you don't need to worry about me leaving. I'm staying right here with you and Big Bird and Bert and Ernie.
Telly: Oh good! Thank you!
(we hug)

[redBoobergurl]

Wanda: *reading my story* What are you doing to me? This is heartwrenching!
Red: Oh, you have no idea, the stories she wrote about me last year, they were pretty heavy too
Wanda: Oh good, it's nice to know I'm not the only torture victim.
Red: Yeah, I don't know, maybe it's because we live with her. Maybe we should warn Cookie that he could be next!
*they laugh*

[Erine81981]

Grover: Sure do hope Floyd liked his new gutair that we got him.

I'm sure he will love it. Well since i don't have much to do right now lets all go swimming.

Murray, Grover and Herry: Again?

Just kidding guys. Let's go skating down to the park.

Murray: Hooray! *grabs skates on*

Grover: We are ready.

Alright. Let's go! *we skate out the front door* See yea Pops.

Pops: *snorts, wakes up*

Grover: Bye Pops. We will be back later.

Pops: Ya'll kids be careful. Don't want to have to call Dr. Bob to fix anything again.

Murray: Don't worry. *trips down the steps* I'm ok! *skates off*

Pops: If those kids don't become the death of me i'll get Fozzie to kill me with his jokes. *dozes off again*

[BEAR]

Big Bird: (with his skates on) La la la...(sees Kyle and the Monsters) Oh, hi, guys! Mind if I join you? I love rollerskating.

[Erine81981]

Hey Big Bird! Sure! Nice day for a skate. *skates around Big Bird and does loopy loop around all three monsters* Ta da!

Grover: Oh yea. I can do better *skates around Herry and Murray then jumps over Big Bird* Ta da!

Murray: You better be careful Grover.

Grover: Do not worry. I am a trained professional.

Yea and that's what you said about being a waiter too.

Herry and Murray: *laugh*

Grover: Hey!

Just kidding Grover.

Grover: Ha ha ha ha....Hey Big Bird? Want to do our "Triple Bird Monster?"

[Beakerfan]

*runs into dorms, panting* Hey guys I *puff puff* I think I'm *puff puff* back. For now anyway. *carries a rather large package in the door* I'll just bring this up to my room, then I'll go find Ryan so he can be a free man once again. Well, sort of. I don't think anybody's really free with Uncle Dee around. *carrys package up to her room*

[BEAR]

Grover: Ha ha ha ha....Hey Big Bird? Want to do our "Triple Bird Monster?"

Big Bird: Okay, Grover!

[Erine81981]

Me and the monsters watch as Grover and Big Bird do their thing

Ok Grover and Big Bird. Are ya'll ready?

Grover: Ready!

Ok. On your mark.....get set......GO!

Herry: I hope he knows what hes doing.

Murray: Me too.

Grover revs up his speed on his skates as he head towards Big Bird who is standing still.

Grover: Ok Big Bird on my mark you will pick me up and swing me three times then you will then let go as i land on the sidewalk. Here i come!

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Storyteller: Good heavens, what's going on out there?
Nora: Sounds like roller skating.
MN: What, are they holding auditions for Starlight Express or something? (goes to investigate) It's Grover and Big Bird...and Grover wants Big Bird to swing him around three times and let go, so Grover can land on the sidewalk.
Nora: Sounds risky. (runs out to watch)
Storyteller: Oh, dear, oh, dear...if they're not careful, Grover's going to end up in the emergency room.
MN: Now, now, he's Super Grover; I think he'll survive.
(Nora runs back in)
Nora: He did it! Landed upright and everything!
Storyteller: Well, well...then he really is super.
MN: Too true. Now who wants dessert?
Nora: What do we have?
MN: Blueberry crumb, with English custard. Both made this afternoon, right after I got those peonies into their pots.
Storyteller: Sounds divine...but is it just me, or do I hear drooling sounds coming from that cloud overhead?

(meanwhile, up in heaven)

Jim: Richard, for heaven's sake, control yourself.
Richard: I can't help it, I'm still swooning over that one dish of cherry cobbler with custard...the kind that you'd need a prescription to get.

(back in room 7)

Nora: Well, why don't we invite them down?
MN: Just what I was thinking. (dishes up two more bowls of crumb and custard) Come and get it, guys!

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: Ah, it's nice to be able to stretch my legs again.
Uncle Deadly: Oh, indeed. But it was very nice of you to watch after Floyd, Pepe, and Animal for Alex while she was away, my fiend.
Ryan: Thanks, Uncle D.
Uncle Deadly: No problem at all.
Ryan: *yawns* But I swear, babysitting is gonna be the death of me.
Uncle Deadly: Quite. At least the money's good.
Ryan: Very true. Which reminds me... I need to preorder some DVD sets soon...
Uncle Deadly: Ooh, how de-frightful!

[ZootyCutie]

So he says, your car is a Ferrari, not a Porsche!

Janice: Like, I don't get that one.

Lips: Sure, it's a bad joke, but it's better that the bear's ones.

Zoot: I'm thinking of a song about bad jokes!

All: Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!

Maddie: I'm tellin' bad jokes now,
Really bad jokes now,
Tells a bad joke to me,
Girl!
Lady!

Janice: Why did something cross the road,
I don't know,
Make it up,
Bad jokes, come on,
I'm really great at tellin' bad jokes,

Lips: I'm tellin bad jokes now,
The ones you've heard a million times,
The kind of jokes that little kids tell ya,

Zoot: Why was I stapled to the chicken?
I don't know man,
I wasn't stapled to any chicken!

Maddie: {yells} Nice belt!

Zoot: Nice belt man!
Janice: Bad jokes,
Lips:Bad bad jokes,
All: Uh!

[redBoobergurl]

Red: What time is it?
Beth: I have no idea
Wanda: What do you mean?
Beth: The clocks around here are all messed up
Cookie: Me not know how to tell time anyway
Beth: We'll teach you, but now is not a good time with the clock mix up
Wanda: Hopefully Dean Chapman is aware of the situation
Beth: I'm sure he is

[The Count]

*Chuckling at the thought that maybe Bunsen's fiddling with the clocks, moving the hands all the way so they read whatever time's being read. And it might not be a good idea to teach Cookie about telling time just yet, there's another clock that's counting backwards instead of forwards.
*Low evil laugh.

[BeakerSqueedom]

*Chuckling at the thought that maybe Bunsen's fiddling with the clocks, moving the hands all the way so they read whatever time's being read. And it might not be a good idea to teach Cookie about telling time just yet, there's another clock that's counting backwards instead of forwards.
*Low evil laugh.

Bunsen: *Fiddling with the clocks* XD Oh Beeaakkiiee! Our experiment is nearly done! Let us observe how long people are able to last without proper time! I fear however tha- *Sees Claudia*

Beaker: Meepmeepmeepmeep! X3

Claudia: *comes into view* *Gasp* Dr. Bunsen Honeydew! You're the cause of this? *Sigh*

Bunsen: Oh phooey...I'll get you..and your little dog too! *cackles and tries to dissapear in a cloud of smoke but eventually fails*

Beaker: Meepmeep! O_o

Claudia: Bunsen, please stop...you are making a fool of yourself. XD Nice special effects though.

Bunsen: Oh Beakie poo she discovered us!

Beaker: Meeepmeepp...*Runs away with Bunsen*

Claudia: GUYS YOU ARE SO DEAD! *Runs after them*

*They all stop*

Claudia: Is that the Joke Song?

Bunsen: According to my calculations--it is so!

Beaker: *Humming along with Zoot,Janice and Lips*

Claudia: *hums along* Sure is catchy! *Glares at Bunsen and Beaker*

Beaker and Bunsen: *Run run*

[ZootyCutie]

The clocks are down, yo.

Janice: Oh, this is rully not good! I think I had a show I wanted to watch.

Lips: If this keeps up, we could miss a gig, or forget to wake up Zoot, which I think we did.

Zoot: Huh?

I know, let's juts sing and try to calm things down.

Maddie: A silly song is silly sung
U PI DEE, UP PI DA
The words are weird
The rhyme is wrong
U PI DEE I DA

Janice: If you don't like it that's okay
'Cos we will sing it anyway
UP IPI DEE I DEE I DA
UP PI DEE, UP I DA
UP IPI DEE I DEE I DA
U PI DEE I DA
UP IPI DEE I DEE I DA
UP PI DEE, UP I DA
U PI DEE I DA

Lips: Your foot is in my pumpkin pie
U PI I DEE U PI DA
Underwear with ham on rye
UP I DEE I DA

Zoot: Chicken lips and silly things
We're unemplyed so let's all sing
U PI DEE I DEE I DA
U PI DEE, UP I DA
U IPI DEE I DEE I DA
U PI DEE I DA HEH
U PI DEE I DEE I DA
U PI DEE, UP I DA
U PI DEE I DA

Maddie and Lips: If all the maidens said 'sha boom'
U PI DEE U PI DA
My belly button left the room
U PI DEE I DA

Janice and Zoot: The northern mill's can fix me stray
But we are fools so what the hey
U PI DEE I DEE I DA
U PI DEE, UP I DA
U PI DEE I DEE I DA
U PI DEE I DA HEH

All: U PI DEE I DEE I DA
U PI DEE, UP I DA
U PI DEE I DA
U PI DEE I DEE I DA
U PI DEE I DA HEH

That felt pretty strange.

[BeakerSqueedom]

*Beaker scribbles down some notes on the first observation of singing when time is down*

Bunsen: Three people down and others to go!

*Both hiding from Claudia*

Claudia: *Search* Anyone know where they went off to? *Calls* XD

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: Uncle D., do you have the time?
Uncle Deadly: Indeed I do. It is time for you to write more 'Men Are Pigs.'
Ryan: *frowns* Well, you can see that the time experiment isn't affecting me...

[The Count]

But why should it affect you Ryan? You've already been affected by a device that causes you to lose all concept of time, it's called that fanfic known as The Time the Muppets Beat Time. So shouldn't you update that one too? Oh, and be sure to catch up on Spidey/Muppets 3, there's a good chunk of Chapter 5 you'll absolutely glomp Sean for.

*Picks up Count, Rosita, Prairie and the cats to go out for dinner at Everybody Eats.

[Beakerfan]

Floyd: Al! It's great to have you back. *whacks Al on the back*
*coughs* Thanks Floyd! It's really nice to be here. It's so relaxing.... Oh my gosh! I am so sorry I wasn't here for your birthday, man!
Floyd: Aw, it's alright Al! You probably wouldn't have seen much of me anyway *gives shifty look*
Got it ;) . Janice must be happy to have you around.
Floyd: Sssh! Not so loud man! I don't want the shrimp to think he's missin out on somethin! You know how he gets....
*Pepe pops up* HOLA MI AMIGA! H'it his nice to be away from that rat, hokay?
Yes I'm sure. *rolls eyes* Oh Floyd! Come over here! I've got somethin for ya! *pulls triangular shaped box out from under bed*
Floyd: Hey man! Groovy! *unwraps present* NO WAYYYY. *holds up a brand new bass guitar*
Pepe: Ooooh. Zat is very nice hokay. Sayyyy, what does this do? *turns knob*
Floyd: *slaps Pepe's hand away* Be careful with it!
Pepe: Say, Seniorita, did jou happen to bring me any presents? Maybe some sexy ladies who are wanting a sexy King Prawn like me hokay?
No Pepe. Not this time. You really should get out more.... Hey where's my buddy?
Floyd: Oh, Animal? I think he was working on bringing his drumset back upstairs. Or drying it, anyway. He tried to float it in the pool yesterday. I warned him, buuuut....
Well, I'll go see if I can help.... *heads outside*

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bunsen: *Notes down one unaffected person*

Beaker: ...

Claudia: AH-HA! I found you!

Bunsen: Indeed.

Claudia: This is a silly experiment. It's just as bad as that 'coffee incident' with Beaker!

Beaker: *traumatized* meemeeemeee *twitches*

Claudia: He went uber crazy that time. O_o

Bunsen: *Chuckles nervously*

Claudia: *Glare* Beaker--order four bottles of frappichino from Starbucks. Now *Wicked smile*

Bunsen: Oh my.

Claudia: ...> : D YAHAHAHAHAHAHA!*Cackles*

Beaker: O_o *Is dragged by Bunsen to the room*

Claudia: Guys, I have the keys...*Checks pockets* *Gasps* Oh no!

*They snicker within the room*

Claudia: *Gets pin from her hair to open it* x3

[The Count]

*Bats fly up to Room #42 and drop off a few little packages. The one wrapped in darkened yellow wrapping paper stamped with brown bats all over it contains Floyd's B-Day present, a CD of groovin' tunes recorded by the greats of all rock 'n' roll from Chuck Berry (the architect) to Little Richard the reverend) to the Beatles and Three Dog Night.
Four additional little white boxes are left behind at Room #42's doorstep as well. These hold four identical Muppet Central SeniorMember badges, in the form of Kermit The Frog's head. The only thing differentiating them all is the name of their respective owner in silver lettering across the collar or on one of the eleven points of the collar itself. One's for Alex (Beakerfan), another for Floyd, the one for Animal, and last Pepe the King Prawn.
Enjoy 'em, you're part of the SM crowd now.

[Katzi428]

Ahhhhh! Nice to be back!looking at the clock Aw drat..it's after 11. Everyone in Room 1 must be asleep right now.Guess I'll call Ed tomorrow & tell him that Prairie,Gaffer and Rosita can come back.
*unpacking some of my stuff and putting a special picture on my night table*
whispering Goodnight little angel princess.Aunt Kathy loves you & will see you in a month!*kissing my finger & putting it on the baby's face*

[Erine81981]

*looks at clock* What? It can't be that time. My show is already over. *starts sobbing*

Murray: What's worng?

Oh look at the time. My show is over and i missed it.

Murray: Uh just to let you know these two scientist guys did something and ruined the time. I'm heading off to bed. Good night.

Good nigh....what? You mean i didn't miss my show after all!

Murray: Cheak on tv. That would be the only way to kn-ow.

*turns on TV* It's only 10:37. My show isn't been missed. Thanks goodness. *hears some noise out in the hallway* What is going on......uh oh! *slams the door* This is going to be one weird night. *locks door*

[BEAR]

Bry: (is jolted awake by a sudden noise from outside. Walking to Big Bird's nest) Big Bird?
Big Bird: Oh no! My house made of blocks just fell over.
Bry: Big Bird, what are you doing awake? It's late.
Big Bird: It is?
Bry: Yes. It's way past your bedtime.
Big Bird: Not according to my clock.
Bry: (looks at the clock hung on the wall) Huh?
Ernie: (runs in holding a letter A) Bryan! It's time to do the Letter of the Day!
Bert: (follows him holding a number 7) No, I think it's now time to do the Number of the Day.
Bry: But, guys...it's too late to do either of those things. It's already the next morning. Very very early the next morning.
Bert: You mean we missed it?
Ernie: What are we going to do now, Bert?
Bert: I dunno.
Bry: Hey, where's Telly?
Ernie: At his tuba lesson.
Bry: In the middle of the night?
Big Bird: Something very strange is going on around here...

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bunsen: *Looks solemn* You know Beakie--time IS important. People use it for shows, sleep, telling the day, and most importantly the number of the day! Wow time is sure a versatile thing huh Beaker?

Beaker: *nod nod* Meemeemeee

Claudia: *Hears doors locking from her constant yelling* O_o *Manages to open but falls through since Bunsen actually opened it when she was not expecting it* Ouch.

Bunsen: *Chuckle* I think we should adjust the times now. Well--tommorow I think it is time to get some rest. Oh look I made a hysterical pun! Oh how joyously funny I am!

Beaker: *Looks to the audience shaking his head*

Claudia: I do not feel saf sleeping near you guys anymore. I have a feeling my bed might explode from unrequested experimentation.

Bunsen: Oh that'd be very naughty of me Claudia! I'd never do that! *Climbs into his bed*

Beaker: *Does the same*

Claudia: O_O *Pokes her bed* *Squirts water* EEE!
*Runs out of the room*

[The Count]

Hmmm... You think she remembered her bed's a water bed? Oh well...

Prairie and Rosita are packing their things, humming a light little tune. Gaffer's asleep next to Fatatatita, with one eye slightly open registering what the girls are doing.
OK, as soon as Kathy's awake, you girls head on over and give her a big ol' hug from me. Rosita: Sí, gracias for looking after us Eduardo. The pleasure was mine. PD: We'll have to do this again sometime, it was fun going out to the park and the library. Rosita: And the moviehouse too. Glad you girls enjoyed it here, you're always welcome.
*Hugs between the three ensue, before we break and go have some cereal for breakfast waiting for Kathy.

[Bill Bubble Guy]

Special notice hung up on the community notice board by Bill the Bubble Guy.

Marty appears to be seriously missing. I really can't imagine where he could have ended up. If anybody has heard anything about him at all please let me know at Dorm 13.
Those who visited oblivion recently didn't happen perchance to notice him there?

Sincerely Bill

[Katzi428]

Prairie: Welcome home,Kath!hugging me
Rosita:My turn!hugging me Welcome home! How was your trip?
Oh...it was OK.looking casual
Prairie:Yeah...right!Just "OK".I know you want to tell us all about it.
laughing All right...all right.:) My older niece's dance recitals & gym recitals were fantastic!I thought I'd age 10 years every time she did a flip in gymnastics though.But she's fine.
Rosita:Anything else you want to tell us?
Like what?
Prairie:KATHY! You know perfectly well like what!The baby!Give us the details!
Well...take a look at this picture of me and her on my night table.
Prairie:Oooohhhh Kathy! Oh she's beautiful! What a smile she has!
Rosita:She sure is bonita! And I agree with you about her smile.
Yeah...that's unanimous. Her smile melts my heart.:) Plus she likes to be sung to.I sang a few Sesame Street songs to her. You'll like this,Prairie.I sang "Little Things" to her.
Prairie:Great! Did she like it?
Yep...she seemed to.
Prairie:Awwwww.She's still tiny and already has good taste!
Rosita:You're going back to New York again for her baptism,right?
That's right. In about a month from now. I'll be gone for about 5 days.

[Erine81981]

Hey guys tomorrow is my neices birthday and i'll be going over to my sisters and heading to Abilene to a place called "Mr. Gaties." It's full of pizzas and games.

Murray: You mean the whole place is full of Pizzas and games?

No Murray. It's a place to eat pizza and play games.

Murray: Oh i see. Do you still get to eat and play at the same time?

No Murray! I got lot on my mine.

Murray: What's wrong?

Got some bad news from my parents that my cousin was in a terrible motorcycle acadent.

Grover: Oh Kyle, are you ok?

Yea i'm fine. Thanks Grover.

Murray: Sorry Kyle. *starts tearing up*

Don't worry Murray. It's alright. He'll be fine. But i wanted to tell ya'll if ya'll want to come with me to Abilene for my neice's birthday ya'll are welcome to come.

Grover: Thanks Kyle. Your always the bestest.

Anytime Grover. I'm going to watch some tv.

Grover: I feel for Kyle.

Murray: *whiping the tears away* So...do.....i.

[BEAR]

(A plate of lemon poppyseed cookies are left on Kyle's window sill with a note from room 29)

[Erine81981]

Herry: Kyle! I found these on the window sill.

A plate of cookies? Hmmm wonder who there from?

Herry: Note. *hands me the note*

Oh there from Bryan and his roomies. It reads.

Dear Kyle,
Bryan and my roomies wanted to tell you
that we are all sorry to hear what happened.
We will pray for you and your family.
Your friends,
In room 25

Herry: What good friends you have.

What good friends i live with. *hugs Herry* I'll have to give them a card. You want to come with me to the storage place down in the basement?

Herry: Cool! *runs into room and come out dressed in a miners hard hat and pik* Ready!

You don't need that.

Herry: Sorry, i just like it. But do you like it?

It's ok. Come on.

Herry and me head to the basement for our storage boxes

[Bill Bubble Guy]

Note left on Kyle's door.

Hey Kyle.
I just want to tell you I'm very sorry about your cousin. Very bad news, but at least he's going to be all right. Thank God it wasn't worse.

I also hope you and Grover and Murray all enjoy eating pizza and playing games at "Mr. Gaties" in Abilene. I wish your neice all the very best for her birthday with many happy returns.

See you when you get back. I still haven't heard from Marty but I hope some good news turns up sometime soon. Be sure to let me know if you run into him in Abilene.

Regards Bill the Bubble Guy.

[BEAR]

Telly: (with microphone and wearing a tie and hat speaking into a camera) This is Telly Monster, your Monster-On-the Spot reporter bringing you late-night-breaking news. A good friend and resident of the Muppet College Dorms has been missing for some time. His name is Marty.
Bry: (sitting up in bed) Telly, what are you doing?
Telly: Journalism.
Bry: Telly, it's the middle of the night. Get those crew guys outta here.
Telly: Have you seen Marty? (puts mic in my face)
Bry: No, I have not. In fact, I didn't know til now that he was lost.
Telly: (back to camera) We will continue to give you all the latest news when it happens, but if you happen to know where Marty is, please call 1-800-555-BILL.
Bry: Maybe he should try Harry Krishna.
Telly: Huh?
Bry: Nothin...
Telly: His roommate is Bill the Bubble Guy. This is Telly Monster, your Monster-On-the Spot signing off. This special report was brought to you tonight by the letter M and by the number 14.[/COLOR]

[Erine81981]

*after reading note* Awww what a good friend Bill is. But poor Marty. He's missing.

Grover: Our friend Marty that lives with Bill the Bubble Blower is missing?

Herry: That's what the note said.

Don't forget guys tonight is the trip to Abliene for Bonnie's birthday and all.

Murray: Maybe we can look for Marty while we're there.

Grover: This sounds like a job for....*runs off into closet, jumps out*...SUUUUU-PER GROVER!

Theme music is heard

Murray: It's...it's...it's.....

Herry: Super Grover!

Super Grover: Hello there monsters and boy.

Guy actuelly.

Super Grover: I heard there was a someone missing from this room.

Murray: Nope.

Herry: Well there is someone but he's at work.

Super Grover: I see. *thinks a bit*

Uh excuse me here. If i may i think you should go over to Marty's room and ask Bill.

Super Grover: Who is this Bill?

Herry: He's a friend of Marty's.

Super Grover: I see. And where is this Marty?

We don't know. That's why your here, remember?

Super Grover: Oh yea. So where is this Mar...i mean Bill guy?

Murray: Uh....room number....number.....Uh oh!

What?

Murray: I can't remember the room number.

We'll find it Murray. Don't worry. Come on Super Grover. Me and you will find Marty's room.

Super Grover: Thank you kind boy.

Grover!

Super Grover: Ha ha ha ha....sorry.

[BEAR]

Bry: Great news, guys! I got a job!
Big Bird: Really? Where?
Bry: Over at Birdland. I'm a host.
Telly: Hoot's jazz club?
Bry: Uh huh!
Telly: Cool!
Big Bird: Wait a minute, Bryan. You already have a job. At Mr. Looper's Store.
Telly: Yeah, you can't have two jobs at once.
Bry: Why not? Grover has, like, fifty jobs.
Big Bird: But what about the store?
Bry: Big Bird, I'll still be running Hensonville's branch, but I need another job. Business there has been slow, unlike the Store on Sesame Street.
Big Bird: Yeah, Alan gets busy sometimes.
Telly: But who's gonna be at Hooper's if you're not there?
Bry: Bert and Ernie will keep an eye on things whenever I need them to. I'll still be managing but I just won't be there every day.
Telly: Bert and Ernie?
(the two walk in wearing aprons and carrying various kitchen equipment)
Ernie: Hoo-hoo! Who's ready for lunch?
Big Bird: (jumping up and down waving wing in the air) Me me!
Bert: And what can I get for you, sir?
Big Bird: Can I please have a birdseed milkshake?
Bert: I'm afraid we're all out of birdseed. Might I interest you in our special of the day?
Big Bird: What's that?
Bert: (enthusiastically) Oatmeal milkshake!
Big Bird: Gee...I don't think so. (politely) Thanks anyway. (starts walking out the door)
Bry: Where are you going?
Big Bird: Sesame Street. If I start walking now, I should get there before Alan starts the late afternoon rush.
Bry: Oh, Big Bird...


(OOC: I actually got a job at Ralph Brennan's Jazz Kitchen in the Downtown Disney District, but for purposes of the Dorms, I will say I work at Birdland)

[The Count]

*OOC: That's great Bry! And it plays in so perfectly into the landscape of our town...

Oh, here's some birdseed for Big B's milkshakes... Guess the Hooper's Store's Food Delivery Person dropped it off at my shop by mistake. You might want to try those oatmeal milkshakes though, I hear they're somewhat good. Especially if you put little raisins in it.
Yum. Have fun running the store boys...
*Waves Bert and Ernie good-bye.
*Confides to the Count: They're doomed.

[Erine81981]

Alright guys. Is everyone ready?

Grover: Ready!

Herry: Ready!

Murray: Here!

Herry: *elbows Murray*

Murray: Oh whoops. Ha ha ha ha.....ready.

Where's Maurice?

Grover: We were going to pick him up on the way from work.

Oh yea. Murray? Herry?

Herry & Murray: Yes?

Grab Oscar's can. He's coming too.

Herry: What if he doesn't want to?

Oh well.

Murray and Herry pick up Oscar's can

Oscar: *from inside the can* Hey! What's going on? *pops up* What are you two furries doin?

Herry: Kyle said to grab your can and your coming with us to Bonnie's birthday.

Oscar: Oh no i'm not! *slams trashlid and walks over to me* Hey! *puls on my shirt*

What do you want...*turns around*....Oscar!

Oscar: What's this about me having to come?

Your part of the the group and your coming no mater what. Hurry guys! Grab the can!

Herry and Murray snatch up the can with Oscar in it and jets off to the car

Come on Grover.

Grover: Coming! *grabs Super Grover outfit* (whispers) Might need this.

The car drives off with us and everyone in the car. Here we go to the party

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: *Sipping a can of Cola*

Bunsen: What you drinking there Miss Claudia?

Beaker: MEEE!MEEE!MEE! *points at title covered with tape*

Claudia: Oh..it's just tea.... :P *Lie lie*

Bunsen: Oh *Sees handwritten title "Tea"* Very well! For a moment I feared it was that caffiene filled gaseous drink. You know how unhealthy it is.

Claudia: Oh! Bunsen I wanted to mention--Rumour's going around talking of this Marty person being missing.

Bunsen: The fellow is probably ok--perhaps he enlightened himself into a small vacation?

Beaker: meep!

Bunsen: *Sees Grouch being carried away (How random)* *Gasp* The Grouch is being...

Claudia: *Speaks for him* CAN-NAPPED!

Beaker: *Shudders holding on to Claudia's leg*

Claudia: I'm glad he is! He shoud get out more. *Ruffles Beaker's hair*

Beaker: O_O meemee

Claudia: You know Beaker--I've always loved your hair. ;) I love guys who can withstand high amounts of extreme voltage.*Tease*

Beaker: *Slides away squealing in a negative way* MEEMEEE!MEE!

Claudia: *Continues sipping her Coca-Cola* *Giggling madly*

Bunsen: *Gasps* That's not tea! *Gets the can from her and peels the tape* Oh dear Beaky it seems our caffiene filled hyperactive friend is experiencing that time of the week. Claudia that's very naughty of you for being so untruthful. *Scolds gently*

Beaker & Bunsen: *Avoiding her giggly self and her affecionate hugs of utter doom*

Claudia: Guys come back! I LOVE YOU! *Gigglesnort* *Lays on floor in her own euphoria*

Bunsen: Beaker I thought I told you to rid of those chemically filled drinks. They tend to intoxicate her common sense!

Beaker: *sighs*

Funfact of BeakerSqueedom aka Claudia: When going on a diet with exercise lacking any sort of sweets I go crazy and secretly buy cocacola as a remedy but I go very crazy x3.

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *runs through the halls with an eye-patch and a penguin cannon* MWoO ha ha ha! It's mine! It's mine once more!
Clifford: *lowers shades* *shakes head* *walks away*

[BeakerSqueedom]

*Bunsen observes Ryan*

Bunsen: It seems Claudia is not the only one who seems hyped up. I must assume that this is precisley the end of the world Beaker. *Dramatic pose* It is our duties as the only sane muppets to find a cure for the uncurable...insanity! *Declares*

Beaker: Meep meep! *Does the same sort of pose*

Claudia: Oh my gawsh like...Ryan is running with some pengy thinger and an eyepatch. WHOOOHOO! GO RYAN GO!

Bunsen: She is speaking in a airheaded sort of manner---this is truly severe! And she is atacked by sudden euphoria.

Beaker: Meepmee! *Carried by Claudia* *Screams*

Claudia: *Snugs Beaker like a teddybear*

Bunsen: *Frowns*...may....may I get a hug too? It's for a...experiment. Yes indeed--an experiment.

Claudia: *Scoops him up as well and hugs them to death*

Bunsen: I feel all warm and toasty.

Beaker: *Sighs shaking head* Memmeeeee

[ZootyCutie]

*singing* I'm conducting legitimate buisness!

Janice: Like Maddie, how much sugar did you have?

*quickly* Not much. Five pounds. Who's counting? Get off my back!

Janice: Like, I'm sorry I asked.

[Katzi428]

:sing:*while drawing my baby niece's face with my finger*
I believe in little things
That you can hardly see
Like honeycomb and spider webs
And starfish in the sea

I believe in little things
Like icy drops of rain
That melt into the morning mist
When winds are warm again

I believe in little things
Like colors in the sky
And noticing the waves roll in
And how the flowers die

Knowing they'll be back again
Whenever it's July

I believe in little things
Like you and me
And just how big
Little things can be.
Prairiestanding in the doorway of my room & slowly clappingAwww Kath...that was pretty!
Thanks Prairie.
Prairie:What's the matter?You all right?sitting down on my bed next to me.
Yeah...I'm OK.sigh I just miss the baby,though.
Prairie:hugging meI'm sorry,Kath.You'll see her in about a month,though,right?
Yeah...true.Prairie,when I first saw her in New York,my heart instantly flooded with love for her.
Prairie:And why not? She's your niece,your goddaughter,andI might add,an adorable baby!:)
Yep...she sure is! Not that I'm prejudiced or anything.;)
Prairie:Oh no ...Definitely not!*winking back*
Think I'll check Email before going to bed.turning computer on & seeing I have an Email that has pictures of the baby!Prairie! More pictures of my niece!*excited*
Prairie:Let's see!she peeks over my shoulder Ohhhh...LOOKat her!What a cutie! And if the look on your face doesn't say "Happy Godmother" I don't know what does!
Thanks Prairie.Nite!kissing my finger...putting it on the screen where the baby is and whisperingNite little angel.I love you!

[Erine81981]

*watching "Kids Favoite Country Songs" DVD* This is a cute little video. And i thought the monsters would have like to watch it with me but they were all to sleepy after our trip back. Well guess that's the end of this day. The Muppet Droms were brought to you by the letters D and V and by the number 2. Muppet Dorms were a porducion of the Muppet Central Forms. Good night folks. (whispers) Yee-Haw!

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *snuggled up with penguin cannon in bed*
Rizzo: *to Uncle Deadly* And I thought you were a good nagger.
Uncle Deadly: *sigh* There goes my trophy.

[The Count]

*Waking up... Aaaaahhm.
Count: Sleep vell?
Yeah... Gotta get a bath though.
Count:Not before you read everything in the library. Seems there vas a mass updating last night.
And I missed out on it.
Count: Along vith Uncle Deadly losing his frightful nagging title.
Well, he still has that Blue Lightning of his.
Count: True... And ve have a second penguin cannon should he need to borrow it sometime.
Not to mention the muffin cannon, Super Soaker Beth lent us, and the nagging stick that's part of a matching set with the one Christy has.

So come on already, let's get to reading.

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: *Yawn* -_- *Interrupted by the sounds of a screaming Beaker*

Beaker: MEEEMEEMEEMAMA! *Electrified in during pluggage*

Bunsen: Oh Beakie--you smell wonderful. It's from that cologne you bought hmm? *Chuckles*

Beaker: *Sighs at the smoke lifting off his skin* Meemee..

Bunsen: *Smiles prideful* We need to have Claudia go through it don't we Beaker?

Beakie *Shakes head*

Bunsen: Indeed!

Claudia: *Brushing her teeth* It's saturday mommy.... *Half asleep*

Bunsen: Claudia try out the makeover machine!

Claudia: I'm too tired Bunnie

Bunsen: Don't Bunnie me Miss Claudia! *Smiles* Oh come now--won't you give it that old college try?

Claudia: No. Besides I don't think I need a makeover. I am fit, healthy, and eating right and that results in natural attractivness....*Looks at self with her wild hair poofed up*...well I am pretty on th inside?

Bunsen: *Clears throat* Beakie. *Dramatic pause*

Beakie: *Fiddling with his collar nervously*

Bunsen: Charge my comrad! *Grasps her hand*

Beakie: *Grabs her other hand*

Claudia: HEY! THIS IS KIDNAPPING! EEEE! *Smirks as they can't pull her to even save their lives* heeeheeee

Bunsen: Oh poo.

Beakie: *Pant* *Pant* mee *pant*

Claudia: For that action I'm going to send the Count to count your last few seconds to live.

Bunsen: *Pushes her from behind*

Claudia: *Is in the machine a minute later* -_-

Beaker: meeme

Bunsen: I adore this machine as well. It was actually the only successful one we've created.

Beaker: *Hears Claudia's screaming* Mee mee

Bunsen: Oh don't worry Beakie! We're Scientists..we're paid to fail.

Beaker: O_O

Claudia: *Comes out looking like Michael Jackson* I AM MY IDOL! OMG! EEE I AM THE KING OF-

Bunsen: *Pushes her back in the machine crazily*

Beaker: O_o *Turns on Michael's hits on her Stereo* Meemeemeemeeeee

Bunsen: Oh you like his music Beakie?

Beakie: Meemee

Claudia: AAOW! YOU GOT TO BE STARTIN SOMETHIN! *Sings*

Bunsen: That was the opposite of a makeover I believe but as Claudia is his number one fan it seems natural she'd not care of it.

Beaker: *Pets Claudia's picture* Meemee...*Sniffles*

Bunsen: Don't worry she will be back to normal...it'll be like when Ashanti turned into Kelly O.

Beaker: *Romantic sigh* meemee

Bunsen: Why Beaker--do I sense a crush on the beautiful and lovley Ashanti?

Beaker: *Nod nod* meemee

Bunsen: Claudia will be mighty jealous Beaker. *Tease*

Claudia: *Comes out* I AM WEARING A SKIRT? I CANT WALK IN HIGHHEELS!

Bunsen: Why Miss Claudia...you look hauntingly attractive today.

Claudia: Bunsen--don't you even think about it *Marches clumsily out the door*

Beaker: meemee

Bunsen: Oh beaker I love flustering her to death. *Snickers* She gets mad so quickly.

Beaker: Meemee *Snickers*

OOC: I crack myself up whenever I post. XD

[tvlistingman]

PETER: Good Morning

ZOE: Morning! Peter

PETER: How was the Party

BABY BEAR: I Had Fun

LITTLE BIRD: And Congardulations to Kevin Clash and Carroll Spinney on winning the Emmy for Childrens Performer

PETER: Yeah, they have won a lot of emmys

ZOE: So What are we going to do this Saturday

PETER: I'm thinking on it?

[Erine81981]

Good moring everyone. The monsters are still asleep but they'll be up later. Around 9:30 i'll be heading out to work. So i'll be here till then. *goes down to the kitchen for some cereal*

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *pushes penguin cannon up to Lisa's door* *knocks* Liiiiiisa! Are you in?
Gonzo: You're going to fire penguins at your wife?
Ryan: Certainly! What else says 'I love you' better than a penguin flying towards you at mach speeds?
Gonzo: Nothing! I was just checking.

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: <calls through door> No, I'm not in- I'm Insane! Insane A. Sylum. Come on, Prawnie, you of all people should know that!

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: ...Could you at least open the door?
Rizzo: Hey, what's goin' on?
Gonzo: Ryan's attempting to pledge his love to Lisa by firing penguins through a cannon directly at her.
Rizzo: Oh. ...Couldn't he just us a box of chocolates?
Gonzo: No! You ate them!
Rizzo: *smacks lips* Oh yeah.

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: ...What? Rope-in-the-floor? Why would I put a rope in the floor?

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *rolls eyes* Open the door!
Gonzo: I don't think she can understand you.
Ryan: ...Put a rope-in-the-floor!

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: ...Foot a coat in the lore? ...How do you foot a coat in the lore?
Robin: I think he's saying-
Lisa: Sh... <giggles>

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: You know Gonzo, I have a sneaking suspicion that she's messing with me.
Rizzo: Gee, Einstein, what makes ya t'ink dat?
Ryan: *shrug* Lucky guess.
Gonzo: Well what are you gonna do?
Ryan: ...Gonzo...?
Gonzo: Yeah?
Ryan: Get in the cannon.

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: <listening with ear to door> ...Oh, curses, um... Robin? Step aside. Rowlf? Chef?
Rowlf: You rang?
Chef: Ya bler da goom?
Lisa: Help me move my bed to block the door.
Rowlf: ...You sure you wanna do that?
Lisa: Well, the only other thing that could actually block the door is your piano, and-
Rowlf: Let's move the bed.
<Lisa, Rowlf, and Chef push the bed in front of the door and tip it up on its end, leaning it against the door>

[ZootyCutie]

Okay, so, what do we do now?

Janice: Like, talk about DNA evidence?

Lips: Launch water balloons at unsuspecting people?

Zoot: Sing?

I'm agreeing with Zoot.

Lips: What's wrong with water balloons?

Maddie: I've got a mule,
Her name is Sal,
Fifteen years on the Erie Canal.
She's a good old worker
And a good old pal,
Fifteen years on the Erie Canal.

Janice: We've hauled some barges in our day
Filled with lumber, coal and hay
And ev'ry inch of the way I know
From Albany to Buffalo.

Lips:Low Bridge, ev'rybody down,
For it's Low Bridge,
We're coming to a town!
You can always tell your neighbor,
You can always tell your pal,
If you've ever navigated
On the Erie Canal.

Zoot: Low Bridge, ev'rybody down,
For it's Low Bridge,
We're coming to a town!
You can always tell your neighbor,
You can always tell your pal,
If you've ever navigated
On the Erie Canal.

Maddie: We better get along
On our way, old gal,
Fifteen miles on the Erie Canal.
Cause you bet your life
I'd never part with Sal,
Fifteen miles on the Erie Canal.

Janice: Git up there, mule, here comes a lock,
We'll make Rome 'bout six o'clock.
One more trip and back we'll go
Right back home to Buffalo.

Lips: Low Bridge, ev'rybody down,
For it's Low Bridge,
We're coming to a town!
You can always tell your neighbor,
You can always tell your pal,
If you've ever navigated
On the Erie Canal.

Zoot: Low Bridge, ev'rybody down,
For it's Low Bridge,
We're coming to a town!
You can always tell your neighbor,
You can always tell your pal,
If you've ever navigated
On the Erie Canal.

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: Alright Gonzo, you ready?
Gonzo: *fastens helmet* Check!
Rizzo: What's wit' da helmet?
Gonzo: I've gotta keep my face pretty.
Ryan: ...Yeah. Alright, Uncle D.! Light this puppy!
Uncle Deadly: There is no way I am setting an innocent dog on fire.
Ryan: The cannon!
Uncle Deadly: Oh. *snaps fingers and sparks ignite the cannon*
Ryan: *plugs ears* ...Hey... where'd the penguins go?
Rizzo: *ears plugged* WHAT?
Ryan: The pen-
Random Penguin: *slips into the cannon, pointing it at Ryan*
Ryan: AH!
Gonzo: *shoots out of the cannon, into Ryan, and out the window*

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: <ear to wall next to door> ...That sounded painful.
Rowlf: I'm sure Gonzo enjoyed it.
Lisa: Yes, but I'm half in great pain, so I'm sure Prawnie didn't.
Rowlf: ...I'll take your word for it.

[theprawncracker]

Clifford: *walking on the sidewalk back to the Dorms* *sees Ryan and Gonzo on the ground* *walks over* What happened to you two?
Ryan: *immoble on ground* Penguins... cannon... Lisa... excrciating pain...
Clifford: *nods* Gotcha.
Gonzo: *jumps up* Whoo! That was great! And my helmet sure did help, don't'cha think, Ryan?
Ryan: Oh... oh yeah... that only shattered one or two of my ribs...

[TogetherAgain]

Chef: <cooking something> Yeeeeng go hur de hu de buski du... Yengo de hurdy de hur, bork bork bork!
Robin: ...What are you making?
Chef: Ya, de gestky-butter zoooop fur de rye bread!
Robin: ...I think I'll get out of the way.
Rowlf: Wise choice. Chef, what'd you say you were making?
Chef: Gestky-butter zoooop fur de rye bread!
Robin: ...Something about butter soup and rye bread?
Rowlf: I think it's best not to ask.

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *still imoble on ground* No... no... I'm fine... just immoble here... on the ground... in pain...
Rizzo: *back in room* *calls out for pizza*

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: <crawls out the window>
Chef: Yan go wher de Leeza gooey?
Robin: She's not gooey...
Rowlf: I think he's asking where she's going.
Robin: Oh. ...Well where is she going?
Rowlf: Out the window, of course!

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *bird lands on chest* ...One flew over the coo-coo Prawn.

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: <strolls along sidewalk and sees Prawnie> Actually, it didn't fly over, it just sort of landed on... Hi Prawnie.

[The Count]

*Noticing Ryan immovable on the sidewalk outside. Good, maybe now that'll stop this crazy posting.
Man do I need a bed break...

*Overhears Rowlf. OK, here it is... *Fishes out the word "Oy". Now where do you want me to take it?
*Runs away laughing, still holding on to Lisa's word.

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: ...Hi Lisa... my self hurts...

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: Aw, I'm sorry... Hang on! Ed just stole my word! <runs off to chase Ed>

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: ...Ow...

[TogetherAgain]

Rowlf: <pokes head out window> <spots Prawnie> Uh-oh. Prawn down!
Chef: Heer! <shoves steaming hot pot into Rowlf's paws> Geeben de rye bread de gestki-butter zoooop!
Rowlf: We don't have any rye bread.
Chef: <shakes head> De RYE BREAD! <points to Prawnie>
Rowlf: That's no rye bread, that's Ryan!
Chef: Yish! De RYE BREAD!
Rowlf: Could you take the pot back? It's makin' my fur smoke!

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Nora: What is going on in there?
MN: Something about bread and hot soup. I just hope the bread dough's not attacking the Chef.
Nora: Which reminds me, Storyteller, didn't you start a batch of radish bread earlier?
Storyteller: Yes I did. Erin, get in here and help me form it into loaves, my hands are killing me.
MN: Sure. (the two start to knead the dough; E. starts to sing) I want...you...to want me...I need...you...to need me...

(chorus of groans at need/knead joke)

Storyteller: That was awful.
MN: Oh, stop trying to butter me up.
Storyteller: Butter belongs on the bread, miss. And Nora, you can do that for us.
Nora: Sure, sure. (starts to spread melted butter on tops of loaves) I smell something burning over there.
MN: Uh-oh...I think Rowlf's got some singed fur.
Storyteller: Better take him a moss pack and some aloe as soon as we're done.

[The Count]

Aw... Why'd you have to go and stop her? She was on a roll. Especially since that's her name. Guess she's financially well off, given that you're in the dough.
Aaaaah! The jokester's in rare form tonight.
Wocka wocka!
*Voiceover from Floyd: Forgive him Little Richard, wherever you are.

*Tiptoes and leaves "Oy" on Room #24's windowsill with a batch of black radish/potato mini pancakes.

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: *Back from a studious productive day and suffering from major clumsiness* You did make me pretty Bunnie but heck...I can't walk straight!

Bunsen: Greetings Miss Claudia, sorry to hear about your discomfort but you do look delightful.

Claudia: Thanks Bunnie. *Takes off shoes*

Beaker: *Comes randomly out of her closet looking like burnt toast* Meemee *Shows her her muppet shirt as it has Beaker and Bunsen* *huggles it reverently* Meeemeeeee...

Bunsen: Very cute. *Chuckles*

Claudia: *Red* You guys are my friends so I support you is all.

Bunsen: Yes...just like that oh so adorable ducky plush you secretly take to bed. Dwelling in your own comfort with the thought that I would not hear the sounds it makes when you squeeze it by accident. Oh you do think me oblivious sometimes.

Beaker: *Shakes his head as an implication that sometimes he is*

Claudia: SHHHH! *Slaps her hand on his mouth*

Bunsen: mmffhhconfesshionff

Claudia: Confess what?

Bunsen: Beaker was rather reluctant to help my with my invention so instead I used your plush...and-

Claudia: WHAT HAPPENED TO MICHAEL JR?

Bunsen: I fear Mr. Michael is in plush heaven right now...

Claudia: *Sniffle* *Wails* I'mma

Bunsen: Oh dear.

Claudia: *Goes to her computer to read Leyla's fic* I like her story *Randomly giddy* I like Lisa's also--very interesting. Hey Beakie...Bunsen...I almost forgot I wrote a fic where you guys own one whole chapter!

Beaker: Meemeee?

Bunsen: Oh how marvelous! You must fix that error though.

Claudia: I wrote so long only to have it flawed by html stuff. Since today is saturday..wanna go with me to a restaraunt? My treat.

Bunsen and Beaker: Oh yes..I have yet to discuss with you some important matters so I will take up that opportunity as we go to this delightful restaraunt. Firstly I must get dressed--just to tickle your fancy.

Claudia: *Playful flirting* Dawling...*Giggle* *Goes out of the room*

Beaker: Meemee *Goes to change*

Bunsen: *Changes*

*A few minutes later*

Bunsen: *Gets in the car* I'll drive.

Claudia: Ok..off to Mac grill!

Beaker: meemee! *Happy*

Bunsen: Alrighty then. Oh and about that thing I needed to tell you...

Claudia: *Turns up radio to lower his voice* My song is on so shush.

Beaker: meemeee

Bunsen: I truly cannot believe I am saying this but--oh dear..women.

Beaker: *Nod nod*

[Erine81981]

*looking out the window* Isn't a wonderful day, Herry?

Herry: Yea but look at Ryan and Gonzo.

Ryan and Gonzo look to be having fun.

Herry: Yeah but isn't that dangerous?

Yes it is but for Gonzo and Ryan (for some reason) they love hurting themself.

Herry: I see.....i guess.