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The Count
04-18-2007, 10:21 PM
Not here yet apparently. Wonder when she'll make her appearance though. Hoots said he'd be waiting with his sax in wing here... Oh yeah, he's up in his nest there in the common room. Happy birthday Wanda.
*Goes back into Room #1.
Erine81981
04-18-2007, 10:30 PM
Oscar: Well she better get here. I have a show to miss.
Grover: Oh Oscar.
Oscar: Heh heh heh heh heh.......
The Count
04-19-2007, 06:09 AM
Hello from the dorms management team.
Sure hope Wanda had a nice little get-together last night, though I didn't hear her come in. As for today... Another birthday celebration, this time it's one of our newest residents... Zeleboba the giant gentle spirit of nature rooming with Julia in Room #21.
If you want to leave a card or a present, feel free to do so... But remember the party for him and the other celebrateurs this week will be held on Saturday evening.
That's all, have a great day.
redBoobergurl
04-19-2007, 08:10 AM
OOC: I got stuck out late at choir practice
Wanda: Thanks again for the great birthday celebration last night
Beth: Don't mention it! It was fun to do for you
Wanda: Hoots and his band sure were great. It was fun too when they let me sing with them
Beth: You got some nice presents too
Wanda: Yeah, I've got to get some thank you cards out to Ed and to Kyle and the monsters.
Beth: I should probably work on my gift to you some more too
Wanda: What is your gift?
Beth: The new story I'm writing
Wanda: So I should be expecting that gift a long time from now then?
Beth: Hey!
*they laugh*
Skeeter Muppet
04-19-2007, 08:48 PM
Kim: *listening to something on her iPod while reading*
Gillis: I bet you I'm right.
Boober: You're on!
Tosh: What's going on?
Betty Lou: Yeah, what's the bet?
Boober: We're trying to guess what song Kim's listening to on her i-Thingy. I say that its Creeque Alley.
Gillis: And I know that it's American Symphony. If I'm right, he has to help me with my Maestro duties for a week.
Boober: And if I win, Gillis has to do everyone's laundry for a week. Including mine.
Betty Lou: So how are you going to find out?
Tosh: I got it. *walks up and taps Kim on the arm*
Kim: *taking off headphones* What can I do you for, Tosh?
Tosh: What song were you listening to, Kim?
Kim: American Symphony from Mr. Holland's Opus; it just finished. Now I'm on Defying Gravity.
Boober: *groans*
Gillis: *laughs* I knew it!
Kim: How'd you guess, Maestro? Get a look at the display?
Gillis: Not at all. I just know that American Symphony is the only song that you pantomime conducting for almost the whole time.
Boober: *grumbling* Figures.
-Kim
The Count
04-19-2007, 09:37 PM
Hey... A bet's a bet Boober. Too bad you can't have it voided by some judge like that guy who was going to change his name to Payton Manning.
Oh well... Just bring along a washboard and the time'll fly by quick.
Erine81981
04-19-2007, 09:50 PM
*sees Ed and Kim and her bunch* Hey guys and girls! Bounces along the halls at Muppet Central with a trail of monsters, bird and other members; listening to a new version of "Mahna Mahna"
Katzi428
04-19-2007, 10:30 PM
*sees Ed and Kim and her bunch* Hey guys and girls! Bounces along the halls at Muppet Central with a trail of monsters, bird and other members; listening to a new version of "Mahna Mahna"
poking head out of Room 6Mahna Mahna!
Prairie & RositaDoo-doo- da- doo -doo
Gaffer:Meowna-Meowna!
Erine81981
04-19-2007, 10:45 PM
*back at Kathy, Prairie, Rosita and Gaffer* Mahna Mahna!
Grover and Herry: Doo-doo- da- doo -doo
FilFil: Mahna Mahna!
Oscar: Oh no! *groans and accidentally slams trashlid on self*
Continues on with song on down the halls
The Count
04-20-2007, 07:18 AM
Hello from the dorms management team.
Well, here we are on another Friday. And today marks another birthday to add to the pile. Whose you ask? It is the birthdayof that certain custodian... Beauregard! No, not the MC forum member, the Muppet after whom he is named. He takes such care on making sure everything's cleaned up and ship-shape, so long as someone's watching over him to make sure it all ends up ship-shape (perfectly normal, not actually in the shape of a ship).
So if you want to leave a card or a present, do so at Room #4's doorstep in the downstairs basement floor. Hope this helps.
See you guys tomorrow evening for the big party.
Erine81981
04-20-2007, 02:39 PM
Happy Birthday Beauregard! Hope you have a clean and sweepy birthday. Happy Birthday to Zeleboba too. You have a wonderful peaceful day with all the lovely trees and greenery around here.
theprawncracker
04-20-2007, 05:55 PM
Rizzo: Hey, Ryan!
Ryan: Yeah, Riz, what's up?
Rizzo: Who's makin' da food for tomorrow's party?
Ryan: Not sure. Ed'll probably have Everybody Eats cater it, since it's for so many people.
Rizzo: Oh.
Ryan: Why do you ask?
Rizzo: 'Cause I was hopin' for some of d'at lip-smackin' homemade mac 'n' cheese you make.
Ryan: Oh, you were, were you?
Rizzo: Yeah! You bet! ...T'ink you can make some?
Ryan: I don't see why not. I don't have anything better to do.
Rizzo: *claps* Oh boy! D'is is great! T'anks Ry!
Ryan: Heh, no problem.
Erine81981
04-20-2007, 06:20 PM
Four monster zip in one at a time in Ryan's room
FilFil: *zips in* We heard you were making mac and cheese!
Herry: *zips in after FilFil* Our favoirte!
Telly: *zips in after Herry* And i know you make the best kind. *laughs*
Mauirice: *zips in right after Telly* And you know we can resist.
Monsters: :sing: Can we have some pleaseeeeeeee? :sing:
tvlistingman
04-20-2007, 09:22 PM
PETER: It is the New Muppet, Zeleboba's Birthday
BABY BEAR: Do you Know she's from Russia
ZOE: Yes
LITTLE BIRD: What can we get Zeleboba
PETER: I Know, we can get the wooden doll things in Russia
ZOE: Good Idea
LITTLE BIRD: I'm glad they will love that
PETER: and We're going to the party, Tomorrow Night
ZOE: That's Right!
Effralyo
04-21-2007, 01:14 AM
(Side note: Zeliboba is, actually, "he"! And there's an "I" after "L" in his name. :) Or you meant me by "she's from Russia"?)
*Knock, knock*
Zel *peeps into the room* Hullaw everyone... Hi Zoe! Why, Lil Bird, whadda luck! Hello! *Shakes Peter's hand* And you're Pete - right? I decided to take a walk along the halls and meet our new neighbors... *chickles* Had you seen Beau anywhere? I heard it's his b-day soon too... Ha-hack, another Aries boy around here!
The Count
04-21-2007, 07:55 AM
Uh... Peter, Zeliboba's birthday was on the 19th, this last Thursday. And thanks for the clarification Julia, will fix that for future references.
Hello from the dorms management team.
Today marks the last birthday we happen to have for a while... The fourthperson to be honored with their birthday is a furry friend from Sesame Street who happens to be fuzzy and blue... And fluent in both English and Spanish. Yes, it's Rosita's birthday today!
If you want to do somethig special or leave a card or a present, talk to Kathy in Room #6 in the downstairs basement floor. Remember, there's a group party planned for later this evening for everybody who celebrated their "natalicio" or day of birth this past week. Hope to see you guys and gals and Muppets there, and have a great weekend.
theprawncracker
04-21-2007, 08:59 AM
Ryan: *rocking in a corner* Too many birthdays... too many monsters...
Ernie: Khekhekhe. Looks like Ryan's a little stressed.
Bert: Ernie... knock it off.
Ernie: Sorry Bert. Do you think we could help Ryan out?
Bert: Well, sure, I don't see why not. Let's go help him make that macaroni.
Ryan: NO! *shoots up* That's- that's okay you guys. I got it. But you can go out and get presents for everybody.
Ernie: Which everybody?
Ryan: Wanda, Zeliboba, Beauregard, and Rosita.
Bert: Oh! Great!
Ryan: ...Well aren't ya gonna go?
Ernie: We need some money first. Khekhekhe.
Ryan: *scrunches up face* *hands it over* Sheesh...
Erine81981
04-21-2007, 02:08 PM
Today's is Rosita birthday! I have to go to the store. Where is everybody?
Over in Ryan's room.........
Telly: You make the best macaroni.
Herry: Ooooh boy! This is going to be sooooooo good! *licks lips*
Maurice: Wait for me Ernie and Bert. I'm coming with ya'll.
FilFil: *turns on the radio* Cool! I love this song. Come on Telly! Dance!
The Die Lillipops version of "Mahna Mahna" is playing on the radio
Telly: But i don't want too. I'm waiting for Ryan's famous mac and cheese.
Herry: Well since it is taking long. I'm going to dance with FilFil. Get down FilFil!
FilFil: Oh yea! *shaking head and snaping fingers*
Katzi428
04-21-2007, 03:15 PM
Rosita:Mmmmmm....that was a delicious birthday lunch! Thank you for taking me,Kathy and Prairie.
You're welcome Rosita.I hope you weren't embarrassed when the waiters and waitresses sang "Happy Birthday" to you.
Rosita:Well..not really.At first when I heard the clapping coming closer,I thought to myself,"Oh no...they DIDN'T!"But I was happy.I'll just remember this next week and on August 3.
Prairie:Oh Rosita...that reminds me! I need to talk to you about something later when a certain someonecasting a sideways glance at me isn't around.
OK...what's going on you two?You have something planned for me?
Prairie:Maybe.;)
tvlistingman
04-22-2007, 07:39 AM
PETER: Yesterday Night, we had a great time at the Party
ZOE: I'm sure she liked that Gift
LITTLE BIRD: I hope so, Because she is Russian
BABY BEAR: Me Too
PETER: Why don't we go to the Muppet Mall to get something for Rosita's birthday okay
ZOE: Okay!!!
The Count
04-22-2007, 10:13 AM
Um Peter... Hate to tell you this, but Zeliboba is a male bear from the Russian version of Sesame Street. Julia, his roommate, while though a female Russian student staying here at the dorms, does not celebrate her birthday until the month of October. Hope this helps clear up any confusion.
The Count
04-22-2007, 10:18 AM
Hey guys!!! The second round of the 2007 Muppet presidential elections have started... And I'm helping out Catherine's campaign by drumming up support for her roommate, Miss Piggy, to be the first female president. Hopefully that'll get the women voters to vote for her, to see a woman finally take charge of the Muppet nation. And hopefully it'll get the male demographic as well as one of her new pledges is two girls for every guy when all you have to do is just wink your eye. So for all those undecided voters out there, I earnestly hope you go and vote for Miss Piggy!
*Also, I'm doing a bit of vote-garnering here, where that dirty Dr. Honeydew won't muck up the issues with his relentless hostilities against my endorsee for 2007 Muppet President.
redBoobergurl
04-22-2007, 04:47 PM
Well, I have to drum up some support for our favorite furry monster Grover! I kind of live with one of his campaign managers so I'm doing him a favor. Grover will make our world a more peaceful place, one hug at a time. So consider casting a vote for Grover.
That is all.
Erine81981
04-22-2007, 08:53 PM
Well, I have to drum up some support for our favorite furry monster Grover! I kind of live with one of his campaign managers so I'm doing him a favor. Grover will make our world a more peaceful place, one hug at a time. So consider casting a vote for Grover.
That is all.
I would have to agree with Beth. Vote for our loveable furry monster Grover. He'll do our world and planets a lot of good. I live with Grover. He is one of my faovirte but i love them all with my heart as same as Grover. So please give it a thought and give him some suppport. Thanks and have a lovely evening. Good night everyone.
The Count
04-22-2007, 09:37 PM
Hey guys... Exciting news, there are two more members seeking admission to be part of the dorms. Surprised that a good chunk of the review committee's here at the moment, told the prospective new residents that I'd submit their cases tomorrow... Gives them a chance to get everything in order after I contacted them both to make sure that their information was correct.
Hope to have more on this in the morning.
*Small sigh... Nothing to do but hope Piggy gets enough votes to keep running for Muppety president.
Effralyo
04-22-2007, 10:06 PM
Um Peter... Hate to tell you this, but Zeliboba is a male bear from the Russian version of Sesame Street. Julia, his roommate, while though a female Russian student staying here at the dorms, does not celebrate her birthday until the month of October. Hope this helps clear up any confusion.
Hey, hey, hey, Ed, he's not a bear! He looks rather more like a blue and yellow canine critter and a bit reminds of Disney's Goofy.
Peter: Er... Hope this will help. It's a photo of my big roommate - if you hadn't seen him in my "Pics' thread.
www.photobucket.com/albums/y93/EunyEldo/Sezam/zel4ik.jpg (http://www.photobucket.com/albums/y93/EunyEldo/Sezam/zel4ik.jpg)
The Count
04-22-2007, 10:17 PM
Oh... *Does best to apologize to Julia and Zeliboba. So sorry... My eyes aren't what they used to be, blind and batty you know. Dunno what I was thinking of, please forgive the mix-up.
*Leaves tray of freshly made fudge brownie spiders for Julia and her roomies.
Erine81981
04-23-2007, 02:07 PM
*sees Julia* Howdy miss. *bows* I'm Kyle. You must be Julia. *shakes hand* Glad to always see a new face here. If you ever need anything..*spots Zeliboba in her room*...whoa! Is that the famous Zeliboba?
Beakerfan
04-24-2007, 09:20 AM
Um, hi, I'd like to check in? Names Alex, roommates are Animal and Floyd Pepper?
The Count
04-24-2007, 09:39 AM
*Hears bell ringing from lobby desk above. *Sing: The bells, bells, bells, bells, bells...
*The doors to the elevator open up on the second floor's common room as the singing carries through while I pass past the twin sets of double doors... Bells, bells, bells of Notre dame!!!!!!
Hey Alex, you made it. Floyd my main music man, what's happenin'? Oh, and you brought Animal too, good choice.
OK, lemme grab the key to your room and take you upstairs. *Takes key from hook next to marble 42 and leads the new residents past the sets of double doors into the common room.
The trashcan? Yeah, the one here on the second floor's where Oscar lives. Nah, we don't have stairs, we just take the elevator here in this Old World furnace to get from floor to floor. Hi Seymour, just taking some new people to their room.
Seymour: Oh, OK Ed sir.
The elevator's kinda groovy, we plastered a psychadelic paint pattern on it and have music from MC Radio piped in. Heh, elevator music people actually want to listen to.
*They arrive at the third floor, one floor up from the main floor below. OK, common room with its own trashcan and patterned carpet. This one's my fave, it's got all the numbers from 1 to13 highlighted in spooky ghost white, not to mention the grand organ along the back wall. Your room's this way. We just turn to the right... And, yes, third door down on our right.
*Hands key to Floyd. The bathroom's the last door down on your left here in this wing, diagonally across to the right from your own room. Kate (Fragglemuppet) and Gobo, Wembley, and Lou live in #38, that's the first door on your right, here in this side of the hall. Randall, Don Music, Johnny Fiama, and Sal Manilla are in #30, the first door on your left in the other hall on this floor should you go in the opposite direction.
Hope you guys like your stay here at the MC Dorms, some bats will be here with whatever luggage you have left that Animal didn't eat. Welcome and great to have you here!
redBoobergurl
04-24-2007, 10:33 AM
Big Bird: There are new people moving in upstairs!
Red: Oh yeah?
Cookie: Who?
Big Bird: Sounds like a girl named Alex and that crazy monster guy that plays in that band and the guy who takes care of him
Wanda: You mean Floyd and Animal?
Big Bird: Yeah!
Cookie: Ooh, that Animal guy my kind of fellow
Red: We'll have to say hi sometime
Wanda: Where's Beth?
Red: Work as usual
Wanda: I see
Beauregard
04-24-2007, 12:00 PM
Bo: *checks pulse* Yup...still alive.
Beau: *checks pulse* Yup...still pulsating.
Bobo: *eating some pulses (including green beans and peas)* Yup, still hungry.
Bean: *looks in miror edged with fluff* Still CUTE!
The Count
04-24-2007, 12:32 PM
*Checks post count. Still hating you.
Beauregard
04-24-2007, 12:36 PM
Bo: *checks annoynemous hate mail* Gee...I wonder where all this stuff comes from?
Beau: Well, half your alteregos hate you...
Bobo: Half my calleries hate me...
The Count
04-24-2007, 01:20 PM
Well... Maybe you shoulda stayed in that comfy closet of yours a smidge longer.
tvlistingman
04-24-2007, 08:12 PM
(Watching Funniest Mom in America 3)
PETER: Boy that is some Show
ZOE: Yeah
BABY BEAR: Zeliboba is some bear
LITTLE BIRD: Yeah and Little Bird, You should meet him someday
ZOE: Yah
PETER: And Baby Bear, you can be friends with Him
BABY BEAR: Yeah!!! and New People are moving
ZOE: Oh, how the times-are-a-chaning!
Beakerfan
04-24-2007, 08:18 PM
Alex: Well, this is it guys! Floyd, your bed's the one on the left. Animal, you've got the mattress over there on the right. And dont worry, the walls are sound-proofed, so whether you're practicing or Animal is just being himself, the other residents won't hear you.
Animal: NOISE!!! NOISE!!!
Floyd: Right on! This place is phsychadelic!
(OOC: I'll post a better description of the room when I have more time)
The Count
04-24-2007, 08:38 PM
That's OK Alex. Whenever you can post it that's fine. Bit bummed cause there've been no fanfic updates in the longest while, especially from Aunt Cath. Man, I'm rully looking forward to that song she wrote for Gonzo, the one she sang herself for the MC Talent Show, being written into the story. And I'm soooo looking forward to whatever's in store for the New Year's show the Muppets will perform in Vegas...
Just need some fanfic fix... Even a new chapter from Lisa would do me good. Oh well...
theprawncracker
04-24-2007, 08:41 PM
Ryan: Heh, wish I could help, Ed, but I've got a huge geometry test to study for.
Gonzo: Ryan! Ryan!
Ryan: What?
Gonzo: Leyla's getting steamed! She says get back and study with her, or face certain DOOM!
Ryan: *darts off*
Gonzo: Wait! Come back! I wanna face certain doom!! *runs off*
The Count
04-24-2007, 08:48 PM
Yeah... Hey Ryan, if you can't post any of your own stuff... Can you at least nag Layla to post more of hers, Something Worth Waiting For? Or nag Lisa to update any of her stories today before her scheduled twenty-four hours of non-existance starts tomorrow?
*Sighs... And of course, all the stuff I'm planning has to take a back seat to school-related work. Oh well, at least it's starting to gather some creative force and I rully do think this is the road I'll travel...
*OOC: If interested in my fictional plans, contact me either via PM or forum or normal mailer and we'll talk.Ryan: Heh, wish I could help, Ed, but I've got a huge geometry test to study for.
Gonzo: Ryan! Ryan!
Ryan: What?
Gonzo: Leyla's getting steamed! She says get back and study with her, or face certain DOOM!
Ryan: *darts off*
Gonzo: Wait! Come back! I wanna face certain doom!! *runs off*
Erine81981
04-24-2007, 11:09 PM
*watching TV*
FilFil: *rubbing eyes* What's goin' on?
What are you doing up? You know you need your beauty sleep.
FilFil: What about you? You know you don't look at that cute.
I'm me. I go to sleep when i want to.
FilFil: Can i stay up with you, please?
Why not. Could you go make some koolad?
FilFil: Sure. *goes into the kitchen and makes some* It's ready! *brings me a glass*
Thanks FilFil. Your always the one to count on for koolad. *takes a sip* Ahhhhhh now that's what i call kooooolad. *turns to cartoon channel*
Effralyo
04-25-2007, 12:04 AM
Zeliboba is some bear
A-gain?? :shocked, them tolerantly: He's not a b e a r. I posted a photo of him on the page 786.
The Count
04-25-2007, 07:20 AM
OK guys... Let's please try to remember that Zeliboba is not, I repeat, not a bear. Let's also please try to resolve arguments calmly and respectfully of others.
Julia, I want to say how deeply sorry we are for the misunderstanding about your great roommate. Hope you can accept our apology and have a good day.
*Leaves a tray of white chocolate chip pastries in a wrapped box with Julia, Zeliboba and Brool's names on the card outside Room #21's door.
Beauregard
04-25-2007, 08:22 AM
A-gain?? :shocked, them tolerantly: He's not a b e a r. I posted a photo of him on the page 786.
Bobo: *knocks on door* Did someone call for a bear?
Beau: *steps up* I guess I look somewhat like a bear...
Bo: A beer?
Bobo: A female beer.
Beau: Bay, a bop of bolden sun!
The Count
04-25-2007, 09:02 AM
No, noone called for a bear! Man, I need some fanfic to take the edge off. That, and I need Sis back here.
Skeeter Muppet
04-25-2007, 10:29 AM
Kim: Well, I'm off to the bank and then over to the school to sub.
Tosh: At least its only half a day today instead of a full.
Kim: Tell me about it.
Gillis: My temporary assistant and I are going to head up to Julia's room. Its been a while since I visited with Brool.
Boober: *carrying a stack of staff paper and sheet music that's higher than he is* He's - *grunts* also fishing for news - umph! - about Brio.
Betty Lou & Tosh: *snickering*
Gillis: *through gritted teeth* Boober, assistants should be seen and not heard...
Kim: *chuckling* Have fun, you two. My best to Brool, Gillis. And don't torture Boober too much.
-Kim
The Count
04-25-2007, 11:13 AM
Oh hey Gillis... Hmmm, you need some help Boober? At least it's a short walk, Julia's in the room next to yours, last door down on your left in that side of the hall.
Have fun. And don't forget to vote for Miss Piggy.
Beakerfan
04-25-2007, 11:24 AM
Alex: *Carrying some boxes* Oh uh, could someone grab Animal's dish? I think it fell somewhere downstairs.
Floyd: *carrying some instruments* I'll go get it after I set these down. Where is the wildman?
Alex: Oh, he's staying at the Big Brother House for the rest of the week, thanks to Ed!
The Count
04-25-2007, 11:30 AM
*Coming up behind Alex... Did I hear someone call my name? Hi, think you dropped this downstairs. *Places Animal's dish on whatever night stand near the inside area next to the open door.
Oh, and here's something else I wanted to give you. Since you're an SM and moved in with Floyd and Animal, got a couple of badges for them too with their names of course.
Enjoy your stay here Alex.
Katzi428
04-25-2007, 12:45 PM
Prairie:Wow!Been busy all week.I forgot to welcome our new dormies.
Rosita:Oh...I think they'll understand, Prairie. But I don't think bringing flowers to Alex,Floyd & Animal would be a good idea.You know how Animal is.:rolleyes:
Prairie:Unfortunately,yeah.I'll think of something.I'll give flowers to Julia & Zeliboba,instead
Sounds like a nice idea.putting pictures in frames
Prairie:Those pictures of your niece are really nice, Kath.
Rosita:Yes...they are.
She's a precious looking little baby. I haven't seen her in person yet but already I love her to pieces! Wish I lived closer though.
Prairie:Well, you'll see both your nieces in a couple of months.Try not to look so sad
OK.
Beakerfan
04-25-2007, 05:05 PM
Ok, so here's my room looks like:
Floor: red shag carpet
Walls: Orange with a white trim along the edge. There are also posters of the Beatles, the Electric Mayhem, the Rolling Stones, and the Red Hot Chilli Peppers (the last one's for Animal). And they've been sound-proofed.
Beds: like I said before, Floyd's bed is on the left. It's got phsychadelic/tye-dye bedding, with plenty of storage space underneath for instruments, amps, etc. My bed is in the middle, with pink paisley bedding and - as usual - covered in a mountain of plushes. Animal has a mattress over on the left side, with extra space for his drums next to it.
Each of us has a cherry-wood night-stand and dresser. There is also a coat rack and a hat rack (I have alot of hats).
And finally, the ceiling is painted to look like a starry night, and has a disco ball hanging from it (kind of resembling the moon lol).
Well, there ya go! Hope it wasn't too long or boring.
Muppet Newsgirl
04-25-2007, 09:47 PM
Storyteller: (sitting outside her hut, doing some crochet) So where's Erin?
Nora: In her room. I think her brain's overheated again.
Storyteller: Good grief...those professors need to be reported.
Nora: Yeah, and I think my head's getting a little warm, too.
Storyteller: Are you still working on that history paper?
Nora: (moan) I need to do ten pages and I'm stuck on page two.
MN: (sticking her head out the door) Do you have to do footnotes and an annotated bibliography, too?
Nora: AHHH! (runs to room and slams door)
Storyteller: And what, pray, was that all about?
MN: The prospect of formatting a history paper by the appropriate standards is enough to induce terror in the bravest of us.
Storyteller: Excluding present company?
MN: Nope, heading the list. And speaking of terror, have you been following the elections?
Storyteller: If we don't vote for Bunsen, we'll get a mop in the chin.
MN: And if we don't vote for Miss Piggy, we'll get karate-chopped or something. (sigh) Oh, well, already voted, so it's out of my hands.
Storyteller: Enough moping. Make yourself some tea and get some cookies. And bring some in for Nora, won't you?
theprawncracker
04-25-2007, 09:57 PM
Ryan: ...
Uncle Deadly: Are... are you okay?
Ryan: ...You... you didn't tell me it was THAT... that... wow.
Uncle Deadly: Well... it WAS a Lisa chapter... you... well, it's to be expected, isn't it?
Ryan: Unfortunately.
Uncle Deadly: Speaking of which... shouldn't YOU be writing yourself, young Prawn?
Ryan: Yeah, but not after that chapter... *shudders* Tomorrow.
Uncle Deadly: *sigh* Alright then. Goodnight, my fiend.
Ryan: Night, Uncle D.
The Count
04-25-2007, 09:57 PM
Heh... *Sighs. I can sympathize Erin. And it's not all that bad, I think Piggy's softened her stance to try and cast a better image with the voters. Even has a tray of cookies, managed to get some here. *Leaves cookies for Erin and Nora and Storyteller. Course, that Bunsen keeps trying to outdo us with his exxagerated promises of workout videos and alike.
You need I should tell R to drop another round of water balloons on you? That'd give you an excuse to start singing "Raindrops Are Falling On My Head".
Sleep well, I'm headed off for la-la-land myself in a few moments.
Muppet Newsgirl
04-25-2007, 10:18 PM
Mmm, cookies. My head's feeling a little better, Ed man, but I think Nora's in need of it. (whistles) Hey, balloon boy, you want to bring in two rounds for the blue Muppet in room 7B?
(Richard flies in, carrying two water balloons and humming "Fire and Rain." Seconds later, there are two splats and a shriek from Nora's room. Richard flies out.)
MN: Thank you kindly, Richard. Here, have a few cookies.
R: Don't mind if I do. Night, all. (takes a few cookies and flies back to his cloud for the night)
(Nora runs out, sopping wet)
Nora: What the heck is going on?
MN: Hydrotherapy to treat an overheated cerebrum, administered by Dr. Hunt.
Nora: Brrr...warn me first, please?
The Count
04-25-2007, 10:38 PM
Warn you? Where'd the fun be in that? Oh, I heard Nora's store got a mention in a fanfic today... Think it was Beth's 5th Rowlf's Story, titled The Next Step. You might want to give it a read when you get the chance.
Night all, glad you liked the cookies, there was a wide assortment available.
Erine81981
04-25-2007, 10:42 PM
Everything is going fine over at the Election?
Telly: I guess everything is going fine.
FilFil: That green guy keeps wanting Grover to take some kind of shampoo bath.
Herry: I had asked Grover if he takes bath but didn't get a respond.
Grover: *coming in with towel around waist* You know i do Herry. I have to keep my fur clean for things like this.
Herry: I know. I was only kidding. *slaps Grover on the back*
Grover: *cough*
Well i'm going to be reading some new fan fics in the library. I'll be back later. Good night if i don't get back till later. *walks out the door*
Maurice: *yawns* Since i have to work tomorrow i'm heading off to bed. Good night.
Grover: Good night Maurice. *turns on TV* There should be something good on. *flips the channels around*
FilFil: There is a new "Mythbusters" on tonight. It's about ninjas.
Herry: That'll be fun to watch.
Telly: I'm going to be working on something with Elmo. I'll see ya'll later. *leaves over to Peters*
Muppet Newsgirl
04-25-2007, 10:48 PM
Nora: (cough, splutter) You owe me a towel, Richard Hunt!
MN: Oh, come off it, Nora...now tell us about this mystery girl who's helping out at the bookstore these days.
Storyteller: Yes, do tell.
Nora: (shrug) I actually don't know that much about her. She seems really nice, but shy. Wants to blend in and escape notice. I think Mrs. Farley would know more about her. (pause) Rowlf said she just about panicked when she saw him.
Beakerfan
04-26-2007, 09:09 AM
Alex: Wow! Was that really Richard Hunt?!? Or was I just seeing things. Oh my gosh I'm going crazy, aren't I?!?
Floyd: Hey, man. Don't worry bout it. Like I see things all the time!
Alex: Oh my gosh I hope I'm going crazy!
The Count
04-26-2007, 09:24 AM
Trust me, you've already gone crazy to be living here with Muppets as roommates.
Eh, nothing new.
Katzi428
04-26-2007, 11:54 AM
Trust me, you've already gone crazy to be living here with Muppets as roommates.
Eh, nothing new.
(OOC: It just gets kinda crazy in Room 6 sometimes. When Rosita's excited about something & wants to tell me,she lapses into Spanish.So I need to tell her "English, Rosita...English!My 3 years of Spanish in high school didn't help much." )
Anywho:
It's a beautiful day....
Beautiful Day Monster(making a cameo appearance) :You called?
Oh hi,BDM!No...I was just about to say what a beautiful day it is outside.
BDM:Ah..OK.See ya!he walks off
Hm,he's sweet.:) So anyway...here I sit on the steps of the dorms catching some sun & drinking iced tea Prairie,Rosita & some of the other dormies are playing frisbee.
Prairie:Hey Kath!Heads up!
Gotcha!the frisbee just misses me as I duck.
Prairie: Oops...guess I don't know my own strength sometimes.
That's OK. No harm done.
Prairie:Want to play?We'll go easy on you.
OK...sure!Why not?finishing the last of my iced tea & going to join the others.
The Count
04-26-2007, 12:26 PM
Huh? Sunny day? That sort of reminds me of a song.
Anyway... Sunny my ash, it's been raining off and on today, to say nothing of this last week. At least, that's the reports from back home.
Hmmm, seeing as how Beth and Catherine and Christy aren't here... Wonder if Kathy would be the best to talk this over with. Then again, I might get a chance to talk to my friend if we get together for some drinks later tonight, non-alcoholic of course.
Have a good day everyone.
Katzi428
04-26-2007, 06:00 PM
Huh? Sunny day? That sort of reminds me of a song.
Gee...which one?;)
Anyway... Sunny my ash, it's been raining off and on today, to say nothing of this last week. At least, that's the reports from back home.
Yeah...this has been the first sunny day in awhile here. Sorry it isn't sunny by you.
Hmmm, seeing as how Beth and Catherine and Christy aren't here... Wonder if Kathy would be the best to talk this over with. Then again, I might get a chance to talk to my friend if we get together for some drinks later tonight, non-alcoholic of course.
Have a good day everyone.
Well I'm here if you want to pick my brain. If you don't see me in here when you're here,leave a message for me. Or if the others show up & I'm not, around,I won't be hurt if you pick their brains instead.
Beakerfan
04-26-2007, 06:24 PM
Alex: *leaning out a window* Foyd, come ere!
*Floyd runs over and looks out the window*
Alex: *drops a fat waterballoon on Kathy's head and quickly ducks away, leaving Floyd still looking out the window*
Floyd: huh? where'd you go?
Katzi428
04-26-2007, 06:41 PM
Alex: *leaning out a window* Foyd, come ere!
*Floyd runs over and looks out the window*
Alex: *drops a fat waterballoon on Kathy's head and quickly ducks away, leaving Floyd still looking out the window*
Floyd: huh? where'd you go?
ARRRRGGGHHH!!! I'm soaked!:eek:
looking up and seeing Alex running like a bat outta you know where. Floyd, meanwhile,looks clueless
Alex...you are SO gonna get it,girlie! You won't know when or where it's coming...but it's coming!:crazy: evil cackle
theprawncracker
04-26-2007, 06:42 PM
Ernie: *walking outside* Oh! Kathy! Are you alright? You're wet! Here, let me go get you a towel. *shouts* BERT! BERT! Can you get Kathy a towel?!
Katzi428
04-26-2007, 06:48 PM
Ernie: *walking outside* Oh! Kathy! Are you alright? You're wet! Here, let me go get you a towel. *shouts* BERT! BERT! Can you get Kathy a towel?!
I'm fine,Ernie. You're very kind to care.:) Just tell Bert to please get a move on with the towel. It may be nice out here, but I'm getting chilly.I don't wanna get a cold.:p
Beakerfan
04-26-2007, 06:52 PM
*Floyd finally gets it.* OH. *still leaning out the window drops a water balloon on Ernie and runs off*
*meanwhile I run outside and begin building a fortress* FLOYD!!! GET MORE BALLOONS!!!
Katzi428
04-26-2007, 07:00 PM
*Floyd finally gets it.* OH. *still leaning out the window drops a water balloon on Ernie and runs off*
*meanwhile I run outside and begin building a fortress* FLOYD!!! GET MORE BALLOONS!!!
Oh Alex dear?There's a surprise waiting for you in PMs!;) :halo:
Here Ernie...have a fresh towel giving Ernie a dry towel
Muppet Newsgirl
04-26-2007, 08:07 PM
Alex: Wow! Was that really Richard Hunt?!? Or was I just seeing things. Oh my gosh I'm going crazy, aren't I?!?
Floyd: Hey, man. Don't worry bout it. Like I see things all the time!
Alex: Oh my gosh I hope I'm going crazy!
MN: No, Alex, you're not going crazy. That was in fact Richard Hunt's spirit you saw flying out of here. He drops in from time to time, don't you know...and we need to get Jim to come in more often.
Storyteller: But good grief, look at all those water balloon fights going on here. Look what he's started.
Nora: Brr...do they have overheated brains, too?
MN: No, just not enough time on their hands.
Nora: (shiver) Richard, you still owe me that towel...(a nice thick bath towel suddenly drops on her head) Thank you. (wraps up in it)
MN: Yeah, maybe it's wise for us to hold off on the water balloon fights. It's somewhere in the 50s outside, I think...it's this capricious April weather.
theprawncracker
04-26-2007, 09:27 PM
Ernie: *dries off* Thanks Kathy. Think we should get them back?
Katzi428
04-26-2007, 09:42 PM
Ernie: *dries off* Thanks Kathy. Think we should get them back?
Well...I got Alex back already. I splattered her face with ahem :sing: 1 cherrrryyyyy piiiieeee!!! She definitely didn't expect that!Ain't I a stinker? ;)
We'll get Floyd back when he least expects it. I'll get back to you on it. Meanwhile I'm going to bed. I'm tired! Nite Ernie.
theprawncracker
04-26-2007, 09:45 PM
Ernie: *waves* Good night Kathy! Sleep well!
Ryan: Ernie, there you are! Where ya been?
Ernie: *shrug* I went for a walk.
Ryan: What happened?
Ernie: I got all washed up. Khekhekhe!
Erine81981
04-26-2007, 10:34 PM
Oscar why not give us a song to sing.
Oscar: I don't wanna. I hate singing.
Herry: Then why do you sing about trash?
Telly: He's got you there Oscar.
Oscar: I'll give you a song
That I think is tops:
If you keep up this racket,
I'm calling the cops!
(music starts)
Me: Oh, Oscar don't allow no singalong singing here
Oscar don't allow no singalong singing here
All: Now we don't care what Oscar don't allow
Gonna sing some singalongs anyhow
Oscar don't allow no singalong singing here
Herry: Oh yeah
Oscar don't allow no banjo-strumming here
Oscar don't allow no banjo-strumming here
All: Now we don't care what Oscar don't allow
Gonna strum our banjos anyhow
Oscar don't allow no banjo-strumming here
Maurice: Now Oscar don't allow no piano-playing here
Oscar don't allow no piano-playing here
All: Now we don't care what Oscar don't allow
Gonna play our piano anyhow
Oscar don't allow no piano-playing here
Telly: Oscar don't allow no drum-drum drumming here
Oscar don't allow no drum-drum drumming here
All: Now we don't care what Oscar don't allow
Gonna do some drumming anyhow
Oscar don't allow no drum-drum drumming here
FilFil: Oscar don't allow no singalong singing here
Oscar don't allow no singalong singing here
All: Now we don't care what Oscar don't allow
Gonna do some singalong singing anyhow
Oscar don't allow no singalong singing here!
(spoken)
Oscar: Very funny, very funny *door slams*
Herry: I hope we didn't hurt Oscar's feelings.
Everyone looks at each other and laughs about it.
The Count
04-26-2007, 11:28 PM
*Count's voiceover: MC Dorms vere brought to you by the letter K for Kermit and Kathy and one thousand... And by the number 14, meaning how many thousands of posts Ed now has. If only... Ah vell, he's vorking on it as ve spook. Just needs to talk vith a few forum friends to see if it's the fright path to take.
Sleep vell my friends.
Beakerfan
04-27-2007, 12:09 AM
Alex: *dragging her Animal and Beaker plushes up the stairs* G'nite everyone.
The Count
04-27-2007, 07:23 AM
And good morning to all. We might have some new folks joining the dorms today, be on the lookout.
redBoobergurl
04-27-2007, 08:38 AM
Beth: Sorry I haven't been around much for you guys to play with
Red: It's ok
Wanda: We know you have that concert this weekend
Beth: I'll be glad when it's over
Big Bird: But don't you like to sing?
Beth: Oh I do, trust me, but it'll be nice to have a break, not have anything going on, you know?
Red: I understand
Cookie: We go to concert?
Beth: Sure, but no eating the programs if you get bored
Cookie: Me will be on best behavior
Beth: Cool
anytimepally
04-27-2007, 09:57 AM
Sal Minella: Okay, Johnny.. you're bag's all packed.
Johnny Fiama: Ok.. I'm off to visit Ma for the weekend.
Sal: You sure you don't want I should come with you Johnny?
Johnny: That's all right, Sal, but since I won't get to spend Mother's Day with her this year, we sorta set aside this weekend, ya know?
Sal: Yeah, Johnny.. s'ok... tell your Ma I said Hi!
Johnny: Will do, Sal.. and she promised to send some canoli back with me.
Sal: (excitedly) You think she'll try that chocolate recipie she was talking about?
Johnny: (shrugging) I dunno, Sal.. she's been making canoli the same way for years.. but I'll ask.
Sal: Oh, good!.. And don't get me wrong, I'll eat any kinda canoli.. but I wouldn't mind a little variety, either
Randall: Come on, Johnny.. I'll drop you off on my way.. Sal, I'll see you later this afternoon.
Johnny: Oh, and watch for us on T.V. Saturday night.. we'll be at the hockey game.. Ma hasn't seen one in years.. I thought it'd be nice.
Don Music: We'll be watching... (under his breath).. so long as all the other channels suddenly vanish.
Sal: Ok.. bye Johnny!
Randall: Sal, don't eat everything while I'm gone, either.. I'll want lunch at some point.
Sal: (as the door's closing) You bet!
Don: Ok.. what shall we eat first?
Sal: Haven't you got to go give a talk to some music-loving kids?
Don: They're Don Music-loving kids.. and that's not until tomorrow.
Sal: Ok.. let's break out the ice cream, then!
Bill Bubble Guy
04-27-2007, 10:21 AM
Marty: Well it certainly has been a long while Bill. But we've finally made the decision to move back into our old dorm again. I bet everybody will be excited to see us once more.
Bill: Yes Marty. I wonder if Ed is nearby at registry to check us back in officially?
The Count
04-27-2007, 10:49 AM
Hello gents... Fright here to get you to your room. Lucky #13, here's the key.
*Leads Marty and Bill past the double doors to the common room, greeting Seymour before entering the elevator in the Old World furnace.
*Ding, the elevator reaches the basement floor. OK, here we are on Floor 1... Now then, we turn to our right... And your room should be, well, you guys know it by now, third door down on your left.
*Hands key to Marty. The bathroom's the last door down on your left here in this side of the hall, it's the one to the left of your own room. Ally and Emmet are your nearest neighbors, still in Room #8.
Great to have you here again guys, enjoy your stay.
Bill Bubble Guy
04-27-2007, 05:35 PM
So Bill and I have begun settling back into our old dorm. We've sent Ally and Emmet a note to say hello and let them know we're back. We hope they are both keeping well and once we settle fully back in we'll start getting active once more.
:D We've still got our bubble blowing liquid and I'm trying to get into my fan fiction hobby again. Bill will be a tremendous encouragement to me I know.
Bill: Of course I will Marty. You'll get those creative ideas flowing with my bubbles to inspire you.
Marty: Thanks Bill. Let's have a good blow right now.
(Marty gets his bubble wand and Bill takes a big drink and they start filling the dorm up with their beautiful bubbles.)
Beakerfan
04-27-2007, 07:21 PM
Alex: Hey Marty! How's it goin? OH! *turns to Bill* You must be that Bob the Bubble Guy person! It's so nice to meet you! I've heard such wonderful things about you!
Floyd: Bubbles come outta his head? Far out! Can I see?
Alex: Floyd! That's rude! You just met him! So sorry Bob. It seems Floyd has forgotten his manners. *glares at Floyd*
Katzi428
04-27-2007, 07:47 PM
looking in the mirror in my room as Prairie enters
Prairie:Mirror...mirror in your room...sweet Kathy why do you stare at it with gloom?
I'm getting old,Prairie.
Prairie:Oh Kathy...don't even start that!:rolleyes: You?Old? One thing you are not is old.Look at me.Turn your face towards me.
I do as she says.
Prairie:Nope...no wrinkles.Let's see your hairrunning her fingers through my hairNo gray hair either.Plus,Miss "I'm Getting Old!",must I remind you of yesterday when you were playing frisbee with us?
Well...my feet were hurting afterwards.
Prairietaking a big breath like she's going to blow her top at me,but then calms down:Kath....your feet were probably hurting because you haven't really done any running around since you broke your foot.So your feet need to get used to it.Repeat after me:I am not getting old
You are not getting old.
Prairie:Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr...KATHY!!!:mad:
OK...OK...sorry!laughing I am not getting old.
Prairie:Good!Now look in the mirror and say that with a smile!
looking in the mirrorI am NOT getting old!:) Better,Prairie?
Prairie:Much!
Bill Bubble Guy
04-27-2007, 07:55 PM
Marty: Nice to meet you Alex and Floyd.
Don't feel bad Floyd. We all get excited and lose our manners sometime. :)
Bill: I'm really very pleased to meet you guys too. Oh by the way. The name's Bill, not Bob. I think you may have me confused with that Bob who could make raisins come out of his ears.
Marty: Let's give Floyd and Alex a few bubbles Bill.
Bill: Okay Marty.
(they blow pretty bubbles in the air before Alex and Floyd's eyes.)
The Count
04-27-2007, 07:59 PM
You know... Kinda keep half-expecting for Prairie to waltz into her room and do some song and dance number, like that one about how she was six. Oh well, got plans for tomorrow, and thanks to the Food Network I now have the cake for it.
See you guys and gals later.
theprawncracker
04-27-2007, 11:21 PM
Ryan: *handcuffed to desk* Ya know Uncle D., it's hard for me to type with these things on.
Uncle Deadly: You should've thought of that before you didn't write.
Ryan: *sigh* But I'm so tired!
Uncle Deadly: Again, you should've thought of that be-
Ryan: *asleep on keyboard*
Uncle Deadly: *shakes head* Tomorrow then. Sleep well, my fiend.
Erine81981
04-28-2007, 12:18 AM
Marty! Bill! Glad to see you guys back here. Me and the monsters have missed you so very much here.
Herry: Hey Marty and Bill.
Telly: Bill and Marty are here? *sees'em* Whoa! Marty! Bill! *shakes both their hands*
Glad to see ya'll back. Can't wait to have some more adventures with ya'll. Good night guys. See ya'll tomorrow.
Telly: Bye! *still shaking their hands*
Herry: Come on Telly. I do think they would like to get to their rooms. Good night Bill and Marty. Bye.
Boy i'm was surprised to see them back. I'm just so glad to see them. I can't stop staying that.
Herry: We all know how you feel Kyle. Happy!
You darn tootin i'm happy! Since i have to work tomorrow i'm going to head on to bed. Good night guys.
Telly: Good night Kyle.
Herry: Good night. I'm going to watch some tv.
Telly: I would stay up but i have to get some rest. Us monsters need all the rest we can get. Don't want to see what we look like without sleep.
Herry: Know what you mean. Good night Telly.
Telly: Good night Herry. *shuts door to room*
The Count
04-28-2007, 07:52 AM
Hello from the dorms management team.
Today's a very happy day... There are two birthdays on the docket. The first, non-dorms related, is my own mom. We'll probably end up having a quiet family dinner, no big whoop.
The second is... Today marks the purrthday, er birthday of one of my favorite furriends here on the furums. If you couldn't tell by now, it's that missy down in Room #6, Kathy's birthday!
We'll probably have a party for her later, got the cake recipe and I think Prairie might help out by making some cuppycakes. Hope to see you there, or if you purrfer, leave a card or present at Room #6's doorstep.
So in conclusion... Happy birthday to mew Kathy!
Beakerfan
04-28-2007, 09:05 AM
Floyd: A party? Allright! But what are we gonna do for Kathy?
Don't worry. We'll think of something. I just hope we don't miss it. I was supposed to be going to another party this afternoon as well.
theprawncracker
04-28-2007, 12:46 PM
Ryan: *walking into Dorm room* Thanks for coming shopping with me, Bert.
Bert: Oh, no problem! I had fun.
Ryan: Oh good. And I got my present for Kathy.
Bert: Yeah, I know she'll just love it.
Uncle Deadly: *slides in* Ryan! How did you get free?
Ryan: Gonzo bit through the handcuffs.
Uncle Deadly: *locks Ryan in room again*
Ryan: *shrug* At least I have my inspiration now. *begins writing*
Katzi428
04-28-2007, 12:53 PM
Ahhhhh...what a great brunch!Thanks for treating me,girls.
Rosita:You're welcome,Kathy.Glad you enjoyed it!
Prairie:So...do you like all your presents?
I sure do.These books you got me look very interesting.I'll enjoy reading them:) And I love this little kitty frame with Gaffer's picture in it.Thank you Gaffer!
Gaffer:Prrrtttt...meowrubbing up against me
Thanks again Prairie & Rosita!hugging them both
Rosita:Now...go take your siesta.I know you didn't sleep well last night.
Si,Mamacita Rosita;) Seriously,I am tired but it's not from the forthcoming excitement of today. I had something caught in my eye & it was hurting.I'm fine now though. See you later!
anytimepally
04-28-2007, 01:47 PM
Randall: Hey Sal! .. Whatcha up to?
Sal: (shrugging) I wadn't up to nuthin'.. Johnny's visiting his Ma, Don's off speaking about his music to some kids.. I'm just sittin' around the place with nuttin' to do.
Randall: We could do something, Sal.. whatdaya feel like?
Sal: Well, I could always go for some canoli!
(Sal runs over to the fridge, opens the door, but quickly slams it shut)
Sal: (dejectedly) We're all out...
Randall: Johnny'll bring some back with him, though, right?
Sal: Yeah, and they'll be fresh, too!.. Johnny's Ma sure knows how to make a good canoli! .. But it still doesn't solve my problem.
Randall: Well, what sort of things would you like to do?
Sal: I dunno.. you know, living with all these singers, though.. kinda makes me want to sing... "monkey see, money do," as they say.
Randall: You sing?
Sal: Johnny made me promise not to.. he gets headaches, you know.
Randall: Haha.. I'll bet he just doesn't want to competition! ... Come on, I'll play the piano and you sing..
(I play the piano)
Sal: (singing, loudly)
Well, you wake up in the morninnnnnn'
you hear the work bell RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNGGGGGGG!,
And they march you to the taaaaaaaaaaaaabbbbbbbbbbbble
to see the same old THINGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!
there ain't no food upon the taaaaaaaaaaaaabbbbbbbbbbbble
and no pork up in the PANNNNNN!
But you better not COMMMMPLAAAIIIN,
or you'll get in trouble with the maaaaaaaaaaannnnnn!
Me & Sal:
Let the midnight special shine a light on me,
Let the midnight special shine a light on me,
Let the midnight special shine a light on me,
Let the midnight special shine a everlovin' light on MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Randall: (stopping playing) Sal, Sal.. wait a minute! Where did you learn to sing?
Sal: I didn't.
Randall: I can tell... Well, maybe singing isn't such a good idea... how about we put together and act for Kathy's birthday party?
Sal: Yeah.. that's a great idea!
Beakerfan
04-28-2007, 02:32 PM
Floyd: *sitting in the middle of the bedroom floor* How's that look Alex? *holds up a present wrapped in paisley paper*
Alex: *laying across the bed, wrapping a present* That looks real groovy Floyd! I'm sure Kathy will love it!
Floyd: Aw, I bet Animal would've enjoyed the party.
Alex: You're really missing him, huh?
Floyd: Yeah. It's no good trying to practice without a drummer. Now Janice has to keep the beat, and you can imagine how hard it can be to hear her over Dr. Teeth, Zoot and I.
Alex: Well, the week will be over soon enough. And I'm sure Kyle and Dan will appreciate him coming home too! He's been kinda wreaking havoc over there at Big Brother.
Erine81981
04-28-2007, 02:59 PM
You can say that again Al. Does everyone have their persent wraped?
Grover: I do.
Herry: Me too.
FilFil: Having trouble with mine.
I'll help you FilFil.
Telly: Mine is already! *laughs*
Maurice: I'm having trouble too.
Come here ya'll two. I'll have you two wraping like no bodies business.
FilFil: *watches me wrap*
Maurice: You really good Kyle.
Thanks. Then you proceed with this flap......
Skeeter Muppet
04-28-2007, 03:54 PM
Tosh: Betty Lou, could you pass me the tape please?
Betty Lou: No problem. *passes Tosh the tape*
Kim: How's the present wrapping coming, girls?
Betty Lou: Oh, its great! We're almost finished.
Boober: *getting ready to head to the laundry room* Its such a nice day out...I might line dry everything today instead of putting it in the dryer.
Kim: That sounds like a good idea. So, Boober, glad you're not working for Gillis anymore?
Boober: Oh, you ain't kidding. I had no idea that being the Maestro was so...involved.
Tosh: Well, Gillis is the music leader of Fraggle Rock. There's more to it than just what we see.
Boober: I know one thing: I am never making a bet with Gillis on anything music-related ever again!
Kim: Good call, Boober.
-Kim
The Count
04-28-2007, 04:13 PM
Hmmm... Let's see... Three cups of egg whites, a teaspoon of vanilla, a tablespoon of confectioner's sugar, and this box of vanilla cake mix. Check.
*Uses mixer to beat ingredients.
Count: Gelatin boiling avay in the pot... Good. Now then my bats, you each have the flavoring to turn it into all of eight different colors and ve'll be counting on you to help spoon it onto the cakes.
Spooking of which, I think they're done.
*Pulls two trays of cake batter out of the oven, checks them and then lets them cool.
Count: Mmm, all fright my little ones time to go to work.
*The bats drop a small spooning of cherry, orange, golden pineapple, key lime for Kathy from Florida itself, blueberry, huckleberry, grape, and finally rosy strawberry on both ends of the double-stacked cake.
Now then Count, if you could help out... We just flip and fold the bands together... And there, a nice rainbw ribbon cake.
Oh, and of course, some yummy cream icing on the sides studded with toasted chopped peanuts.
Count: Yes, just let me... *Places a few candles at one end of the rainbow while Ed puts his little TMM Kermit PVC at the other end.
Purrfect, Kathy'll love this. You have the presents?
Count: Wrapped and stashed avay vith the others. All taken care of.
OK, let's put the pots and pans in the dishwasher and see if Prawny posted some new fic.
theprawncracker
04-28-2007, 04:21 PM
Ryan: Alright! Here's Kathy's gift! It's a basket with a DVD of "Sesame Street's 25th Birthday: A Musical Celebration", a Grover plushie, some muffins, and the key to Uncle Deadly's handcuffs. Just in case I need help.
Gonzo: Good idea.
Ryan: Think she'll like it?
Ernie: I think she'll love it!
Ryan: Oh good. I can't wait to give it to her tonight at the big party!
redBoobergurl
04-28-2007, 04:35 PM
Big Bird: Do you think Kathy will like this picture of her and Rosita, Prairie and Gaffer I drew?
Beth: I sure do Big Bird!
Wanda: Well, I hope she also likes this giant plush Garfield from the rest of us
Cookie: It really big
Red: Should we go bring it to her?
Beth: Sounds good, let's go!
Bry: (walks in back door of room 29 and puts suitcases by the couch) Hmm...I smell baking. Good baking. Maybe Ed's cooking up something downstairs. I wonder what the occassion is. Ed usually bakes when there's something really special going on. Maybe there's a party this weekend. Oh, the Muppet Dorms always hosts the best parties. Good thing I got here in time! (checks calendar) It's Kathy's birthday! How wonderful! Oh dear...I don't have a present for her. I better go out and find something. (runs back out and drives to the shopping center)
Erine81981
04-28-2007, 07:08 PM
FilFil: Were all done Kyle.
Good job fellas. *sees all five of the presents all wrapped to perfection* Ya'll did a wonderful jobs. Can't wait to see the look on Kathy's face with all of the stuff she is getting from us.
Telly: She's going to love what me and Chuckie Sue got her.
Grover: What did you and Chuckie Sue get her Telly?
Telly: *whispers in ear* The new Garfield book.
Grover: Oooo she will love that. I got her some cupons from all the resturants that i work at.
She'll love that Grover. I got her a Sesame Street CD that i made for her. It even has Rosita and Prairie singing on it. Oh and some cookies too.
Maurice: I got her a new Kermit watch and Garfield watch too.
Herry: I got her the new "Night At the Museum" DVD that i got at Walmart.
FilFil: Well you won't believe what i got her.
Everyone: What?
FilFil: I found at Goodwill an old Garfield book signed by Jim Davis himself.
Nah you didn't?
Herry: For real?
FilFil: Yep.
How much did it cost?
FilFil: About 21.00 dollars.
Maurice: I'm surprised that someone would give that up.
Telly: Me too.
Few seconds pass
Ok. Telly you get the presents. Herry you get the cookies, chips and dip. I'll grab the table cloth.
Herry: Could you get the door Grover?
Grover: Sure thing Herry.
Alright.....that is everything, right?
Maurice: Should be.
Ok. Even if it isn't we can come back for it. Alright guys. To the common room.
Monsters: To the common room!
The Count
04-28-2007, 07:34 PM
Huh? Was that Bry I heard upstairs? Nah, couldn't be, his show's still on tour till May I think. Hmmm, oh well.
*Sets up shishkabobs next to the burgers and salad veggies with condiments at the table for all to serve themselves.
Erine81981
04-28-2007, 07:40 PM
Hey Ed. Wow! You've done a wonderful job on this party.
Telly: *drops all the presents* Did i hear you say that you saw Bryan?
He can't be back yet Telly. His shows aren't going to be done till may. Here are the cookies, chip and dip and the sodas too.
Grover: *picks up the presents* There we go. Anything you need help with Ed?
Herry: We're all here to help. *holds out arms*
tvlistingman
04-28-2007, 07:43 PM
PETER: It's Kathy's Birthday Party,
ZOE: Here is the Birthday Card that we got here
LITTLE BIRD: And we got her a stationary kit
BABY BEAR: and he got the salad veggies and dressing
PETER: So let's go to the Party!
Katzi428
04-28-2007, 09:32 PM
WOW!! Everyone's really outdone themselves with this party for me. Thanks SO much everyone ((((hugging all my guests individually)))))
Prairie:Glad you enjoyed the party,Kath.:)
Rosita:Me too. You're hard to keep a secret from,know that? Every time Prairie & I would start to talk about the party, you'd come in!
Whoops!Didn't know that!
Erine81981
04-28-2007, 09:48 PM
Herry: I think it's time for some dancing!
DJ FilFil: *pops up* Did someone say dancing?
Grover: Herry did.
DJ FilFil: Then it's time to dance then.
A turn table appears out of know where
Grover: DJ FilFil is about to make us....what is it he is about to make us do?
Maurice: Dance.
Grover: Oh yea. MUSIC!!
DJ FilFil: *starts up the music* Everyone get down to Kathy's favorite dance.
Macarena.
theprawncracker
04-28-2007, 10:07 PM
Ryan: Aw, *hugs Kathy* We love ya Kath. I'm glad your birthday was so great!
Gonzo: *jumps out* Yes! And now, in honor of you, miss Kathy, here is the mewsical moment for your birthday! Hit it guys!
Ernie: When it's my birthday, it really is great
I pull up the covers and I sleep really late
I'll take a nice hot bath with millions of bubbles
I'll read a good book and forget all my troubles
All: And that's his special way
To spend his very special day
And that's the way it's always gonna be
When he says, "Happy Birthday to me!"
Bert: When it's my birthday, I think that I'll spend
The whole day out playing with my very best friend
When I see lots of candles, I'll give a shout
And I'll let my friend help me blow them out.
All: And that's his special way
To spend his very special day
And that's the way it's always gonna be
When he says, "Happy Birthday to me!"
Gonzo: When it's my birthday, I hope that we get
A bunch of exploding socks and an electric net
I'll put some extra jolts in my birthday cake
Then I think I'll go jump in a lake!
All: And that's his special way
To spend his very special day
And that's the way it's always gonna be
When he says, "Happy Birthday to me!"
Rizzo: When it's my birthday, it sure does feel good
To have people cook for ya and eat all the food
I eat the cake, and mabye the cookies up on the shelf
And eat all the ice cream I keep to myself!
All: And that's his special way
To spend his very special day
And that's the way it's always gonna be
When he says, "Happy Birthday to me!"
Ernie: To me!
Bert: To me!
Gonzo: To me!
Rizzo: To me!
All: To Kathy! Happy birthday!
Katzi428
04-28-2007, 10:12 PM
I sure love y'all!:) Goodnight!
Bry: Hope I'm not late... They'll be surprised to see me. (coming into the party) Hi, everyone! Happy birthday, Kathy! (gives her a hug)
Ernie: Look, Bert! It's Bryan!
Bert: Yeah, I know.
Telly: I knew I heard you were back! (laughs) What are you doing here?
Ernie: Yeah, your tour isn't supposed to end for a couple more weeks.
Bry: Didn't I tell you that my brother is getting married next week?
Ernie: I think so...
Bry: Well, I also have a few extra days off. We don't have any performances for a while. So I came back a bit early to spend some time with you guys.
Telly: Alright! Hehehe!
Bry: I still have to go back to Florida after the wedding to finish the tour though.
Bert: Aww that's okay. It's just so nice to see you.
Bry: Where's Big Bird?
Bert: I think he went to sleep. It's late.
Bry: That's okay. I can see him tomorrow. Anyway...what are we waiting for? Let's dance! Hit it, FilFil!
Erine81981
04-28-2007, 11:59 PM
DJ FilFil: You got it Bryan! *starts up the music again*
Hey Bryan! *high fives Bryan*
Grover: *dances over to Bryan* Bryan! Glad to see. Boy did Telly miss you.
Herry: *dancing* He sure did.
But he knew you would be back.
Maurice: *dances around the room* Yeeeeehaw!
Oscar: *pops up* This is my kind of racket.
*dancing and sees Oscar* Hey Oscar. You wanna join in?
Oscar: What and not get to see ya'll make fools of yourselfs. *leaves the room*
Hey Oscar?
Oscar: What?
I thought you wanted to see us make fools of ourselfs.
Oscar: And what miss me leaving the party because i hate parties. HA!
*dancing* Oh Oscar. Come on Grover. Let's do it!
Grover: Oh yea. *zips off, zips back with handband, wristband and redish vest on* You are on! *zips around the room brakedancing*
Bill Bubble Guy
04-29-2007, 12:44 AM
Bill: Hey we hear somebody's having a birthday party. We know we only just got back and still haven't quite settled into our old dorm. But hey. We always have time to spare for our friends.
Marty: Yes that's right. We don't have a present on hand Kathy. But we want to wish you a very happy birthday. And we know just how to brighten up the party. Don't we Bill?
Bill: We sure do. After all what could be more exciting at a birthday party than plenty of......?
Marty and Bill together: BUBBLES, MORE BUBBLES AND STILL EVEN MORE BUBBLES!!!!
(they fill the place up with their bubbles laughing loudly and shouting Happy Birthday Kathy over and over and over):excited: :excited: :excited:
The Count
04-29-2007, 07:26 AM
Sure was a great party last night. Hope Kathy liked the presents we got her... Extended versions of both Garfield movies on DVD, and a Hello Kitty watch.
Count: Don't forget Bryan came back for a rest before the last leg of his show's tour.
Yeah... We're gonna have to call him up and see if he wants to go have a late lunch or something like that, unless he'd rather spend the time with his roomies.
Well... Have a good day everyone.
Beakerfan
04-29-2007, 09:25 AM
Alex: Awwwwwww. Floyd! We missed the party! Floyd! Wake up!
Floyd: hmwha? *rubbing eyes* what happened?
Alex: WE MISSED KATHY'S PARTY. Darn costume party made me miss it!
Floyd: Well, we better go give her her presents! *hops out of bed and grabs his present*
Alex: Yeah, but you better put a shirt on first. *tosses Floyd a shirt*
Floyd: Oh. Right. *puts the shirt on* You think she'll like her present? It's the White Album.
Alex: Well, I don't know if she listens to the Beatles, but I'm sure she'll think it's perfect coming from you!
Floyd: What'd you get her?
Alex: I got her Garfield Season One on DVD. I hope she doesn't already have that! Well, lets go!
*Both Alex and Floyd race out the door to Kathy's room*
theprawncracker
04-29-2007, 09:57 AM
Ryan: BRYAN!! *runs to hug him* Welcome home, bud! Boy, I missed you, Ernie and Bert missed you, everyone missed you! It's great to have you back! Can me and the gang take you to lunch this afternoon?
Beakerfan
04-29-2007, 10:51 AM
Alex and Floyd: *banging on Kathy's door*
Alex: Floyd are you ready?
Floyd: Yeah. One. Two. Three!
Alex and Floyd: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
*the door falls down*
Erine81981
04-29-2007, 12:34 PM
Were coming too Ryan. Is everyone ready?
Herry: Just about. I'm combing my fur.
Maurice: *brushing his teeth*
Grover: You have no teeth.
Maurice: I do when i want too.
FilFil: I'm ready!
Good. *yells out in the hallway* RYAN! WERE ALL READY!
Katzi428
04-29-2007, 12:59 PM
Alex and Floyd: *banging on Kathy's door*
Alex: Floyd are you ready?
Floyd: Yeah. One. Two. Three!
Alex and Floyd: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
*the door falls down*
Thanks for the birthday wish Alex & Floyd!:)
picking up phone Uh Biff?....Hi,it's Kathy in Room 6 of The MC Dorms. The door to the room accidentally fell when some friends came to wish me a Happy Birthday. You think you & Sully could have it fixed by the end of today?....Great!How much?.....Oh Biff,c'mon,I have to pay for it!....All right,fine.You can pay for it as a birthday present to me.Thanks.See ya later!
Bry: Sure, Ryan! I'm always up for a good lunch with my friends. I've really missed you all. Someone wanna go get Ed and The Count and see if they're ready?
Ernie: I'll get 'em! (heads out to get Ed and Count)
Bry: Oh, thanks, Ernie!
Telly: (comes in) Hey, Bryan! Kyle and the Monsters are coming to lunch too. Is that okay?
Bry: Of course! What a silly question.
Bert: Bryan, have you seen Big Bird yet?
Bry: No, I haven't. I hope he's okay.
Bert: Should I go down to Beth's and see if he's there?
Bry: I already tried. No one was home.
Bert: I'm sorry.
Bry: Well...Beth isn't always around on the weekends and it's possible she took her roomies out, including Big Bird. She didn't know I'd be coming back last night. He'll show up later, I hope. Besides, I don't wanna keep the others waiting too long. C'mon, Bert, let's go get some grub.
Bert: Grub?
The Count
04-29-2007, 02:12 PM
Hi Ernie... Sorry, but I'm mired in stuff to do, so I won't be able to go with you guys today. But I'm free on Thursday, so if Bry's still here then, I'd gladly invite him and you guys out to lunch. Hope that's OK.
theprawncracker
04-29-2007, 02:17 PM
Ryan: *waiting for Ernie upstairs* Man, Bry, it's so great to have you back! Ernie and Bert were a ton of fun to have around the room, thanks for letting me watch after them.
Clifford: Yeah, but it'll be nice to have a little more elbow room, now that they're gone.
Gonzo: Who needs elbow room? I like being squished into tiny places!
Rizzo: Yeah, have you seen where we sleep?
Ryan: Oh, Bry, that reminds me, I've been writing a new fan-fic. It's about Sesame Street! If you get a chance, and if you want to, drop by and read it. It's called "Street Smarts", I think you'll really like it.
Uncle Deadly: Indeed. It's quite good.
Camilla: Brawk bawk!
Ernie: Sure, Ed. No problem! Bryan said he's here til next Sunday when he flies back to Florida. Don't work too hard now. Bye bye! (Runs upstairs to meet everyone else outside, but doesn't see them.) Hmm...I wonder where they are.
(Lefty the Salesman sneaks up beside Ernie)
Lefty: Hey, bud...
Ernie: Who, me?!
Lefty: Shhhh!
Ernie: (whispers) Who me?
Lefty: Riiight. Looks like your friends left without you. What would you say I sell you this cute little puppy. (pulls out an adorable little Muppet dog with a waggly tail)
Ernie: Aww...well isn't he cute! Hello little doggie!
Dog: Arf! Arf!
Ernie: Khekhekhe!
Lefty: Yeah...ya know they say that a dog is man's best friend. He'd never leave you and he'll always stay by your side. The most loya friend you'll ever have. I'll sell you this dog for a nickle.
Ernie: Oh, but I have great friends. They probably already left because we had special reservations and they didn't want to lose the private room.
Lefty: Oh...well, you can see they took the car. How are you gonna get there?
Ernie: Well--
Lefty: (interupts) Shhhh!
Ernie: Ooops. (covers mouth)
Lefty: I've got a great deal for you. I'll sell you this invisible motorcycle for just a nickle.
Ernie: Invisible motorcycle?
Lefty: Riiight...
Ernie: Well, gee...that's very nice of you, but the resteraunt is just down the street a bit. I can just walk. Thanks anyway. (strolls off down the street)
Dog: (follows Ernie wagging his tail behind him) Arf! Arf!
theprawncracker
04-29-2007, 02:20 PM
Gonzo: So, Bryan, while you were touring America, did you go see the World's Largest Yogurt Cup? I know I would have.
Ryan: *waiting for Ernie upstairs* Man, Bry, it's so great to have you back! Ernie and Bert were a ton of fun to have around the room, thanks for letting me watch after them.
Clifford: Yeah, but it'll be nice to have a little more elbow room, now that they're gone.
Gonzo: Who needs elbow room? I like being squished into tiny places!
Rizzo: Yeah, have you seen where we sleep?
Ryan: Oh, Bry, that reminds me, I've been writing a new fan-fic. It's about Sesame Street! If you get a chance, and if you want to, drop by and read it. It's called "Street Smarts", I think you'll really like it.
Uncle Deadly: Indeed. It's quite good.
Camilla: Brawk bawk!
Bry: Hey, no problem. Thanks for letting them stay with you.
Bert: It sure was different, but we had an interesting time. (Rizzo is about to steal the bread off his plate) Hey!!
Bry: So I see Rizzo has moved in with you, huh? Welcome back, Riz!
Gonzo: So, Bryan, while you were touring America, did you go see the World's Largest Yogurt Cup? I know I would have.
Bry: The world's largest yogurt cup?! Haha! No, I missed that one. Where is it located?
theprawncracker
04-29-2007, 03:11 PM
Where is it located?
Gonzo: *srug* I was hoping you would know.
Bry: Sorry, Gonzo. I did see a few other things you might be interested in. There was the world's largest baseball bat in Louisville...the Fear Factor Live show at Universal Studios in Orlando, FL...Oh, and of course there's always plenty of chickens in the midwest.
theprawncracker
04-29-2007, 03:45 PM
Gonzo: Ooh! Tell me about the chickens!
Camilla: BRAWK!
Gonzo: Oops. I mean, uh, tell me about the baseball bat! Ha ha ha... *innocent*
Ryan: Yeah, the chickens in the midwest aren't that great anyway... there sure are enough of them though. And corn.
Ernie: Hi guys!
Bert: Ernie, where've you been?
Ernie: Oh, I got a little sidetracked.
Bry: By this dog?
Dog: Arf! *pant pant*
Ernie: Oh, well uh...he followed me here. So what are we talking about? Hey, did Ryan tell you about his new story he's writing? It's pretty good.
Bry: Yeah, I'll be sure to check it out as soon as I can.
Telly: Hey, Bryan? Can I get a dessert?
Bry: Sure, Telly. Waiter? Can we please get a dessert menu? Thank you.
Telly: Yes yes yes!!
theprawncracker
04-29-2007, 04:22 PM
Rizzo: Hey, Ry, can I get dessert too?
Ryan: Would it make a difference if I said no?
Rizzo: Not a lick.
Ryan: Didn't think so. Go ahead.
Rizzo: Suh-weet! I'll take the whole menu, please.
Ryan: Good grief...
Ernie: Make that two!
Bert: Ernie!
Ernie: It's for the doggie.
Bert: So you're going to order every dessert on the menu for the dog?
Ernie: Of course not, Bert. Dogs can't have chocolate.
Bert: I don't get it.
Ernie: The doggie just wants something to read. He's very smart.
Bert: Why do I even bother?
Ernie: Because you care.
Dog: (licks Bert's nose)
Ernie: Khekhekhe!
theprawncracker
04-29-2007, 04:57 PM
Ryan: Heh, poor Bert.
Clifford: Hey, he's lucky, he's gettin' out of our room. Heh heh.
Ryan: *smirks* You know, you can leave too.
Clifford: Nah, I'm too comfy where I am.
Ryan: Then watch whatcha say, buster.
Beakerfan
04-29-2007, 04:57 PM
Alex: Floyd, where are you going?
Floyd: I'm going outside to do some meditating and work on this new song.
Alex: You're writing a new song? How exciting!
Floyd: Yeah, we'll see how it goes. Are you coming?
Alex: Sure! *grabs sketchpad, journal, and camera*
*the two head outside*
(Cell phone rings)
Bry: (answering) Hello? Uh...sure. (to Ernie) It's for you.
Ernie: Oh, okay. (takes phone) Hello? Oh, hi, Grover. We'll be right there. Bye. (hangs up) Come on, guys. We've got a job to do.
Bert: What's going on?
Ernie: Hoots is missing his band and he needs some replacements to play for Grover's campaign party.
Telly: Oh boy! Should I bring my triangle or my tuba? Oh I just can't decide!!!
Bry: Telly...
Telly: You're right, Bryan. I'll bring both!
(Bert, Ernie and Telly leave to help Grover)
Bry: (calling after them) But who's gonna eat all these desserts?!
theprawncracker
04-29-2007, 05:25 PM
Rizzo: *raises hand* Right here! *starts eating*
Rizzo: *raises hand* Right here! *starts eating*
Bry: (watching Rizzo stuff his face) Gee...can I get you anything else?
The Count
04-29-2007, 06:26 PM
*AM Waiter produces a slip of paper from within his coat. Your check sirs.
Beakerfan
04-29-2007, 06:31 PM
* somewhere in the middle of a large amount of trees, Floyd and Alex are sitting peacefully*
Alex: *eyes closed* So, how's your song coming along?
Floyd: So far, it's not coming along.
Alex: Don't worry. It will come to ya. *takes a deep, relaxing breath*
Floyd: How's your sketching coming along?
Alex: *big sigh* It's not coming along either.
*both go back to sitting in silence, waiting for inspiration*
The Count
04-29-2007, 06:41 PM
*From up in the trees... Rockin' Robin: Hey Floyd, I hear you're needed for a gig over at the presidential campaigns. Piggy got the Mayhem, they're axing for you my man. Better go tell Clifford too.
*Flies away.
redBoobergurl
04-29-2007, 07:21 PM
Beth: Hey Big Bird, there's a message here, guess who's back?
Big Bird: He is?? I thought he wasn't coming back until May!
Beth: Sounds like he got some time off. Should we go find him?
Big Bird: YEAH!
*goes running into the hall*
Big Bird: BRYAN??? Where are you???
The Count
04-29-2007, 07:25 PM
*Hearing the commotion outside... Hey Big Bird, Bryan said he was going out for lunch with some friends from the dorms. Try checking at Everybody Eats, just be careful crossing the street. Maybe someone should go with you, someone like Beth or Wanda. Anyway, hope you find him soon.
Ruahnna
04-29-2007, 08:01 PM
Miss Piggy: Moi is exhausted. All this campaigning is leaving so little time for classes--and for vous, Kermie!
Kermit: I mean, I know we haven't seen much of each other lately, except for campaign functions, but I'm staying busy with classes and stuff. (kisses her very sweetly on cheek) I'm proud of you for staying on top of the issues.
Miss Piggy: Vous should be proud of me just for staying up on my heels!
Kermit: (laughing) Well, that too! And just think, when you're the President, there will be even more stuff you can do!
Miss Piggy: More stuff? (gives Kermit a wry look) Looking forward to a little free time while Moi is busy? While the pig's away, the frog will--
Kermit: Keep nice and busy, thank you. Now, c'mon. You promised Scooter you'd go over those budget figures for him.
Miss Piggy: (archly) Sure you don't want to go over some figures with me?
Kermit: (sternly) Piggy! Keep your eye on the goal!
Miss Piggy: (sighing) I was.
Kermit: What? What did you say?
Miss Piggy: Nothing. Nothing at all.
The Count
04-29-2007, 08:08 PM
*Drops off set of notes for Piggy's televised address where she'll hopefully explain where she stands on the issues... Where she stands on the issues? In her dressing room. *Sorry, borrowed that one from Richard.
*Leaves message on bulletin board informing that the televised address by the candidates will air Tuesday night.
redBoobergurl
04-29-2007, 08:21 PM
Big Bird: Ed said check Everybody Eats for Bryan. Come on Beth, let's hurry!
Beth: Ok, ok, let's go, now what do we do?
Big Bird: Look both ways before crossing to see if it's safe and then I hold your hand
Beth: Right, let's go
Erine81981
04-29-2007, 10:22 PM
Boy that was alot of foot that Rizzo ate.
Herry: Boy did he. I didn't know a rat that small would be able to eat like that but i guess i'm wrong.
Well i guess we will see you later Bryan. And when you leave just let Telly know where he's welcome.
Maurice: He's always a good help around the place too.
FilFil: He loooves to play video games with me.
See ya'll later. See you later too Ryan.
Everyone goes their sepreat ways to their rooms.
Oscar: *pops up* Did i hear that the old theater kid is back?
Pink Anything Muppet Girl: Yep. Bryan is back. But he's only back for a while. But i am glad to see him. See you later. Bye.
Oscar: Hmmmmm it's time for the old grouch to play a trick on him. Heh heh heh heh....*trashlid shuts*
Bry: Okay. Thanks, Kyle. I hope you don't mind watching him some more when I have to go back to Florida. Bye, guys! Thanks for having lunch with me. Now, I wonder if my feathery friend is around yet. (passes by common room and sees Oscar's can) Hmm... (walks over to can and knocks) Oscar? You there?
Erine81981
04-29-2007, 11:29 PM
Oscar: *pops up* Who is i....it's you. What do you want? :grouchy:
Bry: Hi, Oscar! I missed you. I just wanted to say hello and ask you if you've seen Big Bird at all.
Erine81981
04-30-2007, 03:08 AM
Bry: Hi, Oscar! I missed you. I just wanted to say hello and ask you if you've seen Big Bird at all.
Oscar: *groans* I don't know where that turkey is. *thinks a bit* You mean you came all the way from your room to ask me if i had seen the turkey? I don't believe it! *gets in Bryan's face* Buzz off chowder head! *groans and slams trashlid on his head* OW! *groans some more, shuts trashlid*
The Count
04-30-2007, 06:34 AM
*Darts off to library to see if Catherine updated her St. Patrick's Day story.
Beauregard
04-30-2007, 06:39 AM
Bo: *phone rings* *answers* Hello? Hello? *nothing* Curious...
...later...
Beau: *phone rings* hel-low? *nothing* Helloo? Curious.
...later...
Bobo: *phone rings* Not now. *smashes phone with fist* *changes tv chanel*
The Count
04-30-2007, 07:17 AM
*Punches Bo's lights out.
Oh sorry... Seems that light fixture was giving off some bad illumination.
*Punches Bo's lights out again.
Beauregard
04-30-2007, 08:01 AM
Beau: Oh that's odd...the lights are all flickerating.
Bo: *is knocked out*
Bobo: Did you try hitting the switch?
Beau: Good point. *switches the lights back on*
Bobo: Bo? Are you oka?
The Count
04-30-2007, 08:10 AM
*Bo's lights are still out... The switch does nothing to turn them back on.
Hmmm... We'll have to call an electrician to fix that. It's coming out of your salary Bo.
Beauregard
04-30-2007, 08:33 AM
Bo: Luckily...I don't have a salary...which is why I havn't paid rent since I got here. I'm hoping you havn't yet noticed.
Bobo: And telling him that is the way to go about it.
Bo: Sometimes it helps to hide things in plain sight...
Bobo: You know that chocolate you hide on the sofa cushions?
Bo: You ate it?
Bobo: Beau sat on it...
redBoobergurl
04-30-2007, 08:46 AM
Big Bird: *sigh* We still didn't find Bryan. What if we never find him? Maybe he didn't miss me that much after all.
Beth: Don't be silly, of course he missed you, he said so in every postcard he wrote. *puts arm around Big Bird*
*Wanda comes running into the room*
Wanda: Big Bird! Bryan's been looking for you!
Big Bird: Really? We were looking for him!
Wanda: I bet if you head on up to your room you'll find him there
Big Bird: Ok!
*goes up to Bryan's room and opens door*
Big Bird: Hello? Bert? Ernie? Telly? Bryan??
The Count
04-30-2007, 09:14 AM
Oh... I noticed all fright. And I know for a fact you happen to have a salary. The one you get from that Wilson's place. Which is why you keep getting a higher post-total stash than I, so expect a bill for those lights in the mail.
*Slips bill for light fixtures to be fixed through mail slot in Room #4's door.
Beauregard
04-30-2007, 09:21 AM
Beau: Uh oh...someone's been leaving junk mail on the mat again...*tosses it into the bin* Don't need to thank me or anything.
The Count
04-30-2007, 09:27 AM
Ooh... He shouldn't have done that.
*Bag of bill notices is thrown into Room #4 through the hole in the wall between his and Christy's rooms.
Beauregard
04-30-2007, 09:37 AM
Bo: Ooh, Christy dear! Mail come for you!
The Count
04-30-2007, 09:45 AM
*Bags tie themselves around Bo's hand and won't let go.
*Bo's chimney starts sputtering out the ton of bill notices that are exclusively for him.
Beauregard
04-30-2007, 09:59 AM
Bobo: *turns chair around from watching the tv and starts watching the Bo vs Count show* Oh, that's gotta hurt there now.
Bo: No, it's fine, my hands are just turning white and may drop off.
Beau: I'll sweep them up for you if they do.
The Count
04-30-2007, 10:20 AM
*Room #4 gets flooded with all the past due bill notices.
Beauregard
04-30-2007, 10:41 AM
Bo: I'm thinking of taking up a day-job...
anytimepally
04-30-2007, 11:02 AM
Randall: Hey, Johnny.. welcome home!
Johnny: Thanks.. you guys see us at the game?
Sal: Uh-uh Johnny.. the stupid TV cameras never showed you! YOU HEAR THAT, TV CAMERAS?!.. I'M WATCHING YOUSE CREEPS!
Don: But we did sit through the entire game, over my objections.
Randall: Constant objections..
Johnny: But the Devils won, evened up the Series
Randall: You really should think about the Sabres, Johnny.. that's where the Cup's going.
Johnny: The Devils'll beat them, too... It's our year.
Sal: Umm.. Johnny?
Johnny: Oh, yeah, Sal.. here they are.
(hands Sal two pans)
Don: Don't you ever get enough canoli, Sal?
Johnny & Sal: (almost in unison) Enough canoli?!
Johnny: There's no such thing!
Don: I'm just saying.. someday, that monkey is going to be as big as a gorilla.
The Count
04-30-2007, 12:09 PM
You know... This NHL playoffs are very tough for me to decide, at least the Eastern Conference.
Rooting for the Sabres to win... But the other series, I want Ottawa to win so a Canadian team can advance to the finals. But if the Devils win, well, that'd give the Sabres a chance to beat all three of the Ny/NJ tri-state NHL teams in one playoff season, which'd be quite a feat.
As for the Western Conference... Ducks and Redwings will meet in the finals, Detroit moving on to take the cup away from the Eastern Conference rep.
anytimepally
04-30-2007, 12:13 PM
It would be neat to see Hasek vs. the Sabres in the Finals
The Count
04-30-2007, 01:05 PM
Yeah... Trying to keep up with the sports, less crazy than trying to keep up with Bo's post count.
Oh and Randall, if you haven't yet, please vote for Piggy, we could use all the votes we can get.
Erine81981
04-30-2007, 02:42 PM
Alright guys. We have a missing or that is tring to find Big Bird misson. Bryan has been looking for him ever since he's been back. We have to help Bryan find Big Bird.
Grover: I will get my taxi.
Herry: Uh Grover?
Grover: Yes?
Herry: I don't think Big Bird is lost out in there. We just have to find where he is around the droms.
Grover: I see. Then i will be right back.
FilFil: Me and Maurice are going to head around the school to see if he's somewhere around there.
Ok. Me, Herry and Grover will be looking for him around here. Where is Grover?
Herry: He said to wait and he'll be right with us.
Super Grover: *lands with a thud* Hello there guys. I Super Grover will be willing to help.
Herry: We know it's you Grover.
Come on Herry. Just play along.
We all start our mission
redBoobergurl
04-30-2007, 03:21 PM
Cookie: Uh, hey monster buddies? Big Bird not missing, he went to his room to wait for Bryan there. He thought it good to stay in one place. You guys nice to help though!
Erine81981
04-30-2007, 03:53 PM
Cookie: Uh, hey monster buddies? Big Bird not missing, he went to his room to wait for Bryan there. He thought it good to stay in one place. You guys nice to help though!
Hi Cookie Monster. Thanks for letting us know before we took off. *whew*
Super Grover: Thanks to us working together we have saved another person or bird.
Herry: We didn't even go anywhere.
Just play along Herry. Thanks to us. Thanks again Cookie Monster. Tell Big Bird hi for us.
The Count
04-30-2007, 05:12 PM
Oy... I'm worried now that Grover and that Bunsen jerk are tied for the lead. No matter who gets the next vote among them, that'll put Piggy squarely in last place. We rully need some votes to either take the lead again or stay in second. Of course, anything we say gets twisted by the annoying mad scientist's warped mind as he keeps politically wrangling with us, unable to curb his tongue and let a statement be what it is or let a musical concert be enjoyed the masses.
Come on everybody, down with Bunsen! And the only way we can do that is by voting enough to get Piggy first or second place in this round of the elections!
Beauregard
04-30-2007, 05:15 PM
Bo: On the other hand...
Beau: *clamps hand over Bo's mouth*
Bobo: Hold him.
Bo: Mmm mmmrying to mmm mmehm!
Bobo: We know you are trying to convince the masses to vote for Bunsen instead of Piggy, but Piggy is our friend.
Bo: Mmky my mmmnd!
Bobo: And Luke is your friend, yes, but we can't move the political debate into this place. Stay on the front lines, buddy. Baby steps!
Bo: Mmmm!!!
Beau: I agree!
The Count
04-30-2007, 05:18 PM
What Bo fails to notice is that he can't move within the parameters of his own room, as it's filled to capacity with past due bill notices for that light that got punched out. And if he's not careful, his clock will be next to be punched.
Beauregard
04-30-2007, 05:27 PM
Bo: *with mouth stuffed with bill notices* I should work... *thppp...spits them out*...for some extra cash to reign in my debts...any ideas?
Beau: Janitorial supply seller person?
Bobo: Ametour balloon artist?
Bean: SINGING!
Bo: Where did he come from?
Bobo: *shrugs*
Beau: *shrugs*
Bills: *squash*
Bill Bubble Guy
04-30-2007, 05:32 PM
Dear Ed,
Bill and I would like to express our heartfelt appreciation not just for being welcomed back to our old dorm but also for the Vote for Piggy badges you gave us. They look very nice pinned to our lapels.
We wish Piggy the very best of luck in the presidential campaigns.
By the way we're also very pleased to say that my dear mummy has no signs of her cancer re-appearing as of yet still. Even though her arthritis has been flaring up we are naturally delighted about her state of health. And she is able to keep on top of her pain with painkilling medication her doctor prescribes for her.
Obviously somebody has heard our prayers for her and we are still blowing bubbles of joy and gratitude.
Regards from Bill and Marty Dorm 13
Beauregard
04-30-2007, 05:37 PM
Bo: *wonders if its the many bills crowding his room talking, or a different Bill*
tvlistingman
04-30-2007, 06:04 PM
PETER: Another Week at the Dorms
ZOE: Who do you want to vote for President, I vote for Grover
PETER: Me Too
LITTLE BIRD: I'm voting for Grover
BABY BEAR: Me Too, GROVER all the way
PETER: So why don't we go to the pool for Swimming
OKAY
Muppet Newsgirl
04-30-2007, 06:19 PM
(MN and Nora are both collapsed on the sofa)
Storyteller: My, my, you've got that glazed, lethargic, heaven-help-us-it's-finals-time look in your eyes.
MN: Two huge papers and a brain-buster of a history exam.
Nora: History, biology and 19th century British lit, in that order.
MN: I got that paper on Egyptian jewelry back. Got a B on it.
Nora: I need to help Mrs. Farley set up her Mother's Day display at the store tomorrow.
Storyteller: Good grief...tell you girls what. How about we have waffles or something like that for dinner? You two seem to be in need of some comfort food.
MN: Oh, don't you know it. I'll get the flour, sugar, baking powder and stuff.
Nora: I'll start slicing some fruit and whipping some cream.
The Count
04-30-2007, 06:32 PM
Waffles, that'd sound yummy if I didn't have to rush off to classes in a few minutes.
Oh hey, I'll just have my bats leave Erin a bottle of maple syrup enfused with some orange flavoring.
Beakerfan
04-30-2007, 07:23 PM
Alex: *wakes up from a deep sleep* Huh? WHAT THE??????? Man, what happened? Have I seriously been out here this long??? Where'd Floyd go? Why did he leave without me? And why have I been sleeping in this forest for so long? *gets up and runs off*
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*back at the dorms*
Alex: Helloooooo? Where is everyone? The dorms look really strange today. Kind of spooky. And where the hey is Floyd????? Ah! Number 42......*opens the door* AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs back downstairs* THAT IS NOT MY ROOM! *creeps back* Who's in there? It looks more like a cave than a room........ oh. my. gosh. That guy looks like Alice Cooper! AHHHHHHH!!!! *runs off*
Muppet Newsgirl
04-30-2007, 07:48 PM
Waffles, that'd sound yummy if I didn't have to rush off to classes in a few minutes.
Oh hey, I'll just have my bats leave Erin a bottle of maple syrup enfused with some orange flavoring.
While crew is in kitchen, there is a knock at the door.
MN: (mixing dry ingredients with milk and oil) I'll get it. (puts bowl down and goes to door) What's this? It's a group of bats, holding a bottle of maple syrup...with an infusion of orange, how delightful! (takes bottle) Hold on a moment, and I'll have something for you to take back for Ed and the Count.
Storyteller: Are those Ed's bats?
MN: Yeah, and they brought us a present. Orange maple syrup. How's that one batch of waffles coming along?
Storyteller: They'll be out of the iron in five...four...three...(timer beeps) They're done.
MN: Okay, we'll send that batch over to Ed and the Count, and cook the next batch for us.
Nora: Will they keep?
Storyteller: Oh, sure they will.
(MN wraps batch of hot waffles in a clean towel, puts them in a basket and takes it to door.)
MN: Here you go, and tell your keepers we said thanks for the syrup. (bats depart with basket)
Beakerfan
04-30-2007, 07:57 PM
Alex: *hiding in the bathroom* what's going on what's going on what's going on???
Voice from Somewhere Else: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to my underground lair!
Alex: *begins shaking a rocking back and forth*
Other Voice from Somewhere Else: HEY! HEY! Alex!!! What's wrong?!? ALEX!!!!
Alex: *eyes open* hmwha? *starts to scream*
Floyd: ALEX! Snap out of it! That must've been one darn scary dream!
Alex: Oh my gosh! Floyd is it really you? *squeezes Floyd in a big hug* Wow. You know I thought Alice Cooper was lurking about? *hears music in the background* Is that School's Out?
Floyd: Oh, yeah. I got it for Animal.
Alex: *faints*
Skeeter Muppet
04-30-2007, 09:31 PM
Kim: *sitting at the desk, staring off into space and tapping a pencil*
Tosh: Uh, Kim? Everything okay?
Kim: Huh? Oh, yeah Tosh. My birthday is tomorrow, and for the first time in twenty-six years I'm not excited about it. I have to work at the library, and the morning that I thought I'd have to myself to veg I'm now going to be spending looking after my four year-old cousin before I have to go into work. So yeah, Tosh, everything's just peachy.
Gillis: A little heavy on the sarcasm there, don't you think?
Kim: Shyeah, whatever.
Betty Lou: *coming in with Boober* Man, the whole dorm sure is buzzing about those elections. Do you know who you're voting for yet, Kim?
Kim: I'm abstaining. I don't care for the mudslinging that's going between a couple of the parties (who shall remain nameless but probably know who they are anyway).
Boober: Mudslinging? Everyone looked pretty clean to me.
Kim: It doesn't mean real mud, Boober. 'Mudslinging' means that the candidates are doing everything they can to make themselves look good by making their opponents look bad. That, and I'm not fond of all the pressure that's being put on people to vote for one person over another. Friends are turning against friends...it's getting ugly. So, I'm not voting.
Tosh: Well, if you're not voting Kim...then neither am I!
Gillis: And neither am I!
Boober: I won't vote, either!
Betty Lou: Same here.
-Kim
The Count
04-30-2007, 10:31 PM
Ah, home at last.
*Bats return with a basket of hot freshly made waffles from Erin.
*In Kermit voice: Oh good. So I take it she liked the orange maple syrup. Small gesture towards her, as an RHLC-er I thought she'd dig it.
*Settles down to eat a good waffle dinner with the Count at our table in our room.
Count: Kim said she wasn't woting.
Hmmm, that's bad news. But it's her decision, so I respect her for it. Though there are some addresses scheduled for TV broadcast tomorrow night where the candidates hope to expound on the issues they stand for instead of this continuous in-fighting against each other.
Count: Vell, I hope Piggy adwances to the final round.
Me too. But at least she has some plans if she doesn't.
Count: Oh? Vhat?
Sorry, that's a trade secret. *Takes another bite of hot waffles.
Erine81981
04-30-2007, 11:33 PM
Guys come here. There's a new show from the producers of "The Moppet Family." It's called "Happy 30 of December."
FilFil: Yea but it's not even december yet.
I know but that's what makes it funny.
Herry: What's it about?
Just about a baby boy and his dead pet lizard.
FilFil: Pretty weird i say.
Herry: I know what you mean.
Where's Grover? I know he would love to watch this.
Herry: He's already in bed. With that election been going it's kind of hard on him.
I understand. I just hope they don't go to over borad with him. I'm going to head to my room and watch this. So take over if ya'll want. Good night guys.
FilFil and Herry: Good night Kyle.
Bry: (coming into the room exhausted) Hey, guys.
Ernie: (doing some writing) Hi there, Bryan!
Bert: (already in his pajamas and reading in his chair) Hello.
Ernie: Where've you been?
Bry: Oh, a friend of mine at home had a birthday and we were celebrating today. How was the campaign party last night?
Telly: (playing with triangles) It was okay.
Bry: Just okay?
Telly: Well, we didn't really get to play much.
Ernie: The Electric Mayhem was hogging the stage for Miss Piggy. Khekhekhe!
Bry: I'm sorry, guys. I'm sure Grover appreciated you being there. Speaking of which...I wonder why The Count is backing Miss Piggy. I'd think he'd be more in support of his old friend Grover.
Bert: Me too, but I'm sure he has his reasons.
Bry: Yeah...
Ernie: By the way, Bryan. I think you better check outback. There's someone there waiting for ya.
Bry: Really? Okay.
(goes out the back door to the nest area and sees Big Bird sound asleep)
Bry: (stroking his feathery back gently) Big Bird?
Big Bird: (snoring) Quaqua...*snort* (waking up) Huh? (excitedly) BRYAN!
Bry: (closing his beak) Sshhhhh... You'll wake up the other residents.
Big Bird: Oh...sorry. Oh, Bryan, I'm so happy to see you. I've missed you so much. (shooting off questions at rapid speed) How was your trip? Did you have fun? Did you--
Bry: (calming him down) Shh...I'll tell you all about it tomorrow. You just get some sleep. Okay?
Big Bird: Okay.
Bry: Goodnight, Big Bird.
Big Bird: Goodnight.
Bry: Oh, and Big Bird?
Big Bird: Huh?
Bry: I really missed you too.
Big Bird: (lights up with joy)
Bry: Sweet dreams.
Hoots: (voice-over) Muppet College Dorms were brought to you today by the number 2 and by the letter B. G'night, cats and gates!
The Count
05-01-2007, 06:49 AM
Hello from the dorms management team.
Another person celebrates a birthday today... One of the sisters, in spirit, in charge of the Three Candles Library... The eldest sister, Kim! If you want to leave a card or present, drop it off at Room #19's door on the second floor. Talk to Betty Lou or any of her Fraggle friends for how you can help with party preparations.
Happy birthday Kim and have a good day everybody!
Beakerfan
05-01-2007, 10:16 AM
Alex: *springs up in bed* FLOYD! ANIMAL'S COMING HOME TODAY!!!!!!
Floyd: *jumps out of bed* where is he where is he? *runs downstairs*
Alex: *smacks forehead* PUT A SHIRT ON NEXT TIME!
redBoobergurl
05-01-2007, 12:36 PM
Beth: Well, I think Big Bird finally was reunited with Bryan
Red: Aww, I didn't even get to say goodbye to him!
Beth: I think he'll be staying with us again when Bryan goes back to finish the show. He's just here on break right now
Wanda: Even if he doesn't, you'll see him around the dorms Red
Red: True, very true
Cookie: You guys see latest election poll?
Beth: No, what's the latest?
Cookie: Grover, Pig and Green Guy are neck and neck and neck
Red: Huh?
Cookie: They tied!
Red: Oh my!
Wanda: Oh I hope Grover wins
Beth: Me too
Beakerfan
05-01-2007, 02:06 PM
Alex: *in the kitchen, making cupcakes* lets see....... 4 eggs....... a cup of flour....... 2 tablespoons of - FLOYD!!!
Floyd: what?
Alex: put a shirt on already! You're not Animal! And please make sure Animal doesn't mess up these cupcakes!
Floyd: *looks down at himself* Oh. Right. I'll go change. Where IS Animal? *runs upstairs*
Animal: CUP CAKES!!!! *charges at some unfrosted cupcakes*
Alex: Animal! Down! You may not eat these. But you may help frost them as part of your present to Kim.
Animal: Help? *picks up frosting spatula*
Alex: Here you go. There's some orange frosting here and some red frosting there. And later you can help me make the rest of her present.
Bill Bubble Guy
05-01-2007, 05:49 PM
Marty: Another birthday already. Incredible.
Bill: Yeah. And to think they say lightning never strikes twice.
Marty: Well once again we have no present since we've only just returned but I know Kim will adore some of our bubbles to liven up her party as well.
Bill: Sure. We'll be the center of attention but nobody will be able to see us for our bubbles.
Beakerfan
05-01-2007, 06:03 PM
*In the kitchen.......*
Alex: Animal, lets see how your cupcakes are coming along.
Animal: *turns around to reveal he has frosting all over himself* CUP CAKES! *shows Alex twelve perfectly frosted cupcakes*
Alex: Animal those are incredible! Kim is going to love them! Here, lets put them on this tray....... Now, would you like to help me with the rest of her present?
Animal: *nods head in excitement*
Alex: Ok, but you have to be VERY quiet about it, promise?
Animal: QUIET! *covers mouth*
Alex: first, we need one cup of flour..... here, you can pour it in......... two cups of sugar *hands measured ingredients to Animal*........... four eggs......... two teaspoons of vanilla extract........ a half cup of shortening......... and three cups of chocolate chips. Now stir it up real good!
Animal: stir! *vigorously stirs the ingredients together*
Alex: good! Now we place them in little balls here like this....... now they're ready to bake! Wash your hands...... Now -
Animal: Find Floyd?
Alex: Exactly!
Beakerfan
05-01-2007, 09:17 PM
Alex: There! Animal, these look wonderful, and I'm sure Kim will love them! I had no idea you had such a knack for baking!
Floyd: *running in* Alex! Alex! Are you ready? I've got my present!
Alex: Yep, just finished! Here, Animal, since you did such a wonderful job on these, you can carry the cupcakes. I've got the cookies *covers mouth* darn! I hope he didn't hear that........ What did you get her Floyd?
Floyd: I got her this groovy boquet of flowers. Bein kinda new here, I wasn't really sure what she'd like, ya know?
Alex: Those are gorgeous!
Animal: pretty flowers. *goes to grab them*
Floyd: Baaack. These are for KIM. Not you! But I did get you this! *whips out a Rush CD* Listen and learn, my friend.
Animal: Rushhhhhhhhh!
Alex: Ooh that's a good one! Ok, let's go bring these to Kim!
*They all head off to room #19*
anytimepally
05-01-2007, 10:28 PM
Don: (banging his head on the piano)I'll never get it!.. Never!.. Hey, you guys know anything that rhymes with orange?
Sal: Orange? That does sound good.. (hops off the couch and grabs an orange from the fridge)
Johnny: Hey, Sal, get me a canoli while you're in there, will ya?
Sal: Sure thing!
Don: (shaking his head) Is anyone listening to me?
Randall: (grabbing a canoli myself) Sorry, Don.. we're all starving.. we haven't eaten al day.
Don: All right then.. Sal, any oranges left?
(Sal tosses Don an orange)
Don: Ok.. now.. rhymes?!!?
Randall: Forage?
Johnny: Strange?.. That'd fit right in with you, Don.
Don: No, no, no.. I'm talking about RHYMES, guys.. man, it's good none of you are songwriters.. we have to be able to rhyme.
Randall: All right, Don.. what does rhyme with orange?
(long pause)
Don: I'll... I'll just choose a different fruit.
Katzi428
05-01-2007, 10:35 PM
calling Don Music Hey Don....ol' pal...try "door hinge";)
Erine81981
05-01-2007, 10:41 PM
Good Night everyone
anytimepally
05-01-2007, 10:48 PM
Don: By George, I've got it!
Sal: (with his mouth full) Who's George?
Don: No, a rhyme for 'orange.'
Johnny: George doesn't rhyme with orange.
Sal: Or maybe you know someone named George who can find a rhyme?
Don: There's nobody named George!.. Gee Whiz.. no, 'Door Hinge'
Johnny: Is it squeaking again? Sal you should oil that.
Sal: Right! ... First thing in the morning.
Randall: I think he means 'door hinge' rhymes with 'orange.'
Don: Yes! .. That's as close as you can get in English!
Johnny & Sal: (collectively) Oh..
Randall: Where'd you come up with that?
Don: It just sort of popped into my mind.. that happens sometimes with brilliant men, you know.. but, of course, you wouldn't know. Just trust me.
Randall: (nodding) Yes.. I see. Sal, remind me to drop off a pack of bananas for Kathy in the morning.
(Don mutters under his breath something about 'would've thought of that eventually' and goes back to work)
Randall: Yes, Don.. we know you would've.
Skeeter Muppet
05-01-2007, 11:58 PM
Kim: *eyeing her roomies gathered near her computer chair* Yes, can I help you?
Betty Lou: Soooo, how was your day?
Kim: *shrugs* It was there. I babysat my cousin, I went to work, I came home. I got some nice flowers, cookies and cupcakes from Alex, Floyd and Animal. But it still didn't really feel..."birthday", y'know?
Gillis: Well, I think we've got the perfect way to fix that. Ready? Present - gift!
Kim: What are you, Maestro, a drill instructor?
Boober: Now that you mention it...
Gillis: *hissing* Quiet... *normal voice* Go ahead, open it.
Kim: Okay... *opens the present* It's a box.
Tosh: Lift the lid!
Kim: *lifts the lid, and a familiar tune starts to play* Oh...it's a music box! This is terrific, guys!
Boober: And its got space inside for you to store stuff, like pens or pencils or your skeleton key collection.
Roomies: Happy birthday, Kim!
Kim: Aw, thanks gang.
OOC: For those wondering what song the music box is playing, it's the music box song from the episode "The Lost Treasure of the Fraggles".
-Kim
Beauregard
05-02-2007, 05:12 AM
*leaves a note on the front desk*
"To Ed, I've been working with a 'friend' of mine...don't ask who, but his initials are K and A. Anyway, I managed to get him to lend me enough money to pay off the back-rent (enclosed.) Thanks! - Bo."
The Count
05-02-2007, 05:37 AM
*Leaves envelope with a note on Room #4's door.
Dear Bo:
Don't worry, it's been taken care of. This was for those broken lights, not rent. But never mind, feeling bad about the whole thing I had them fixed and improved. Now your doorlight turns on and off with a smart little button. Hope Bean doesn't play with it too much... The money's all there and I hope you can please forgive me.
Ed.
The Count
05-02-2007, 05:41 AM
*Goes upstairs to the second floor and leaves behind a wrapped parcel, folded within the brown-bat yellowed wrapping paper my roomie and I usually use. The box contains a package of chopped walnut brownies and a second layer of chocolate chip brownies I bought down at the bakery. There's a candle and a card attached to the box reading...
Happy birthday Kim. Blow out the candle and may your wish come true. Sincerely, Ed and the Count.
anytimepally
05-02-2007, 10:45 AM
*leaves a pack of bananas (do bananas travel in packs?) on the doorstep of Room #6.. with a note that reads:
Even though he won't admit it anytime, Don Music thanks you for helping with his rhyme.. Thanks ~ Randall, Johnny, & Sal
p.s. - he gets really hard to live with when he gets stuck.
Katzi428
05-02-2007, 01:09 PM
*leaves a pack of bananas (do bananas travel in packs?) on the doorstep of Room #6.. with a note that reads:
Even though he won't admit it anytime, Don Music thanks you for helping with his rhyme.. Thanks ~ Randall, Johnny, & Sal
p.s. - he gets really hard to live with when he gets stuck.
Hey great! I love bananas! I'll thank the guys later.
Prairie:Kath?Do you think we can make frozen nut covered chocolate bananas?
Sure...I don't see why not.
Rosita:Bueno! They're one of my favorite treats on a hot day!:)
Gaffer comes in,meowing
Kitty cat want lunch?pouring her favorite Kitty Krunchies into a bowl and refreshing her water bowl There ya go!
Beauregard
05-02-2007, 04:18 PM
Bean: *switches light on*
Bo: *trying to read* Thanks!
Bobo: *trying to sleep* Oy!
Bean: *switches light off*
Bobo: *see above* Thanks!
Bo: *see above above* Oy!
Bean: *switches light on*
Beau: *smackes bean with mop*
The Count
05-02-2007, 04:57 PM
And so it goes in the dorms...
tvlistingman
05-02-2007, 06:44 PM
PETER: I'm glad Bryan is Back in the Dorms
BABY BEAR: Yes because I'm Happy
LITTLE BIRD: I'm planting a plant outside my window for a Birdkateer Project
ZOE: Let's See
PETER: Wow, that plant's is growing
TWIDDLEBUGS: Twiddlebugs, Twiddlebugs
LITTLE BIRD: Hey! Twiddlebugs
PETER: Twiddlebugs, hey!!!!, Are you helping out Little Bird
ZOE: Hey There
TWIDDLEBUGS: Yes!!!!
LITTLE BIRD: I have to get planting!!!
theprawncracker
05-02-2007, 09:05 PM
Ryan: *trying to write* Ugh, this is hard...
Gonzo: That's why they call it hardbacks.
Ryan: It's not a book.
Gonzo: ...Oh. Then... I guess, yeah, it's just hard.
Ryan: *shakes head* Surprisingly, this isn't helping much.
Gonzo: *shrug* That's why I'm a performance artiste, not a muse.
Ryan: Think you could find me one?
Gonzo: Sure. Be right back! *runs out*
Ryan: This should be interesting.
Gonzo: *runs back in dragging behind a moose* I'm back!
Ryan: ...It's... a moose.
Gonzo: Just what the writer ordered!
Ryan: Sheesh...
The Count
05-02-2007, 10:26 PM
Right then... You moose, off with you back to that Moppets' sound studio.
And you Prawn... You couldn't've asked him to get you a turkey?
*Waldorf: This whole sketch is a turkey!
Statler: Ask him to get me a pastrami on rye!
And no, that's not a brown chicken... Though maybe we could get him to pass as a peacock for NBC...
If you're blocked Ryan, then take a listen to some Muppety Musique or tune in to your local MC Radio station.
As for me, got a free day tomorrow. Will do some fanfickerry. But for now, it's off to sleep as I've had a long day at the ol' computer.
Erine81981
05-02-2007, 10:37 PM
*watching the "Dinosaurs" DVD i bought*
Grover: What is this show?
A show that came on during the 90's. Pretty cool one at that. It's about a family of dinosaurs that live back during the BC years.
Grover: Hmmmmm maybe i, Grover could get Dr. Noble Prize to make me a time travler machine and get me to go see what it was like in those days.
Uh Grover? You do know that time travling is imposable, right?
Grover: Not to me it is not. That is what i will do. I will be back. *races off*
What could happened anyways? *goes back to watching the DVD*
Katzi428
05-02-2007, 10:54 PM
watching "Scrubs"
Prairie:You really like medical shows,don't you?
Yeah...whether they're true like on Discovery Health or like "Scrubs" I think what I like the best about this show is that they have comedy without a canned "laugh track" inserted.
Prairie:Yeah...those could get annoying!wrinkling face in annoyance
Uh Prairie?I think you hung around Kermit too much when Miss Piggy wasn't around.
Prairie:Why do you say that?
That face you made.It looked like Kermit's exasperatedYeesh! face.
Prairie:Yikes!I better be careful not to do that around Miss Piggy or I'm in trouble!
Relax Prairie...you're fine.
Prairie:OK...nite Kath.
Nite Prairie.Sweet dreams. snuggling under my covers and yawning contentedly
The Count
05-02-2007, 11:01 PM
Oh hey Kath... Scrubs huh? Caught an episode or two, it's on Comedy Central in syndication. Oh well, night.
*Hears someone saying "Yes, it is" overhead.
Mmm, don't know who let the hecklers in here, but we gotta let 'em get back to their own boarding house.
Bill Bubble Guy
05-03-2007, 05:36 AM
(knock knock knock on room 19's door)
Bill: Hi there. I'm Bill. Bubbles come out of my head.
Marty: And hi. I'm Marty. Bubbles appear with my bubble wand.
Bill: And we would like to wish a very happy birthday to our fellow dormer here at number 19. Kim.
Marty: And we believe the best way to say it is with bubbles.
(Singing together blowing bubbles in between each line)
Happy birthday to you bubbles
Happy birthday to you bubbles
Happy birthday dear Kim (here they pause to blow three lots one straight after the other)
Happy birthday to you (now they begin jumping for joy, cheering, blowing heaps more bubbles and crying Happy birthday Kim over and over)
Katzi428
05-03-2007, 10:01 AM
Oh hey Kath... Scrubs huh? Caught an episode or two, it's on Comedy Central in syndication. Oh well, night.
*Hears someone saying "Yes, it is" overhead.
Mmm, don't know who let the hecklers in here, but we gotta let 'em get back to their own boarding house.
Morning Ed (& the Count as well;)) There's new episodes of Scrubs on as well on one of the regular networks.
Hope mew have a nice day!:)
The Count
05-03-2007, 10:13 AM
Thanks Kath. Got stuff to do today, even though it's my day off from school. Oh well, enjoy that Gray's Anatomew two-hour special tonight, if you're into that show that is.
If not, well, there's other programs on TV so mew'll probably find something upon your purrusal of the usual channels.
The Count
05-03-2007, 02:37 PM
*Knocks on Room #29's door. Hey Bryan, you in? And um, awake? Wondering if you wanted to go get lunch or maybe an early dinner with the Count and me, your roomies'd be invited of course.
Count: Or should that be "of corpse"? *Chuckles.
Anyway, LMK if you'd be interested... Have a good day buddy.
Bry: Hey, Ed. Lunch sounds good. Big Bird has Birdkateers in the garden today and Bert and Ernie ran off somewhere, but I think Telly would be interested in tagging along. I'll go get him and meet you in the lobby.
Telly: (zips in) I'm ready!
Bry: Oh...well, then let's go!
The Count
05-03-2007, 03:07 PM
OK then... Lemme just...
*Leaves note for Big B, Bert and Ernie to meet us for late lunch/early dinner when they get back.
So... Anywhere in particular you want to go to Bry? There's Everybody Eats, or Friendly's, or the House of the Rising Dim Sum... Or wherever you want.
Erine81981
05-03-2007, 06:45 PM
*gets home* Hey guys. I'm home. *lays stuff on the counter*
Grover: *exercising* 1 and ah 2 and ah 3 and ah 4......
Hey Grover. See your keeping in shape.
Grover: I have to with this election going on.
Yep. Hows it going?
Grover: Ok. Herry's family was out today. They voted for me.
That's good. Where is Herry?
Grover: Him and his family are down in the pool.
Cool! I haven't seen them in a long time.
Grover: You should see Flossie. She is the cutest thing.
Even cuter then you?
Grover: All kid monsters are cute. I was cute but i stayed cute.
I see. I'm going to head down there to take a swim myself. Keep it up. I'll see you later. *grabs a towel*
Grover: Ok. *keeps exercising* 100, 101, 102, 103, 104, 105......
tvlistingman
05-04-2007, 03:20 PM
PETER: So Little Bird and Baby Bear is in the Garden with the Birdkateers and Big Bird
ZOE: I just got back from Ballet Practice
PETER: Until they get back, how about we go to Birdland Jazz Club for Dinner and Go Swimming!!!
ZOE: Then why don't we go on a Hike!!!
Bill Bubble Guy
05-04-2007, 07:09 PM
Bill: That was fun when we wished Kathy and Kim happy birthday respectively.
Marty: Yeah. And we're more or less settled back in here. I hope I'll be able to get some progress on my fan fiction soon.
Bill: I have confidence in you Marty. You'll soon manage.
Marty: Thanks Bill.
Muppet Newsgirl
05-05-2007, 10:19 AM
MN: (rushing into dorm room) Mail call!
Nora: Anything good?
MN: Really, really good. (pulls out a large envelope) It's from the AIDS Quilt people.
Nora: (gasp) Could this mean...
Storyteller: Open it, for the Trash Heap's sake!
(ripping and tearing of envelope)
MN: All right! Richard's panel is on the quilt!
Nora: Yes!
Storyteller: Oh, isn't this the most...I think I'll cry.
MN: Someone get her a tissue. (reading letter) It says it's been grouped, but probably not sewn yet, with seven others in block #5765.
Nora: How long should that take?
MN: Probably not too long.
Storyteller: (blowing nose) Maybe we can arrange to have it brought to town after it's ready to be displayed.
MN: This calls for a celebration. Break out the orange juice and the chocolate donuts.
The Count
05-05-2007, 12:04 PM
Hey Erin... That's great news. But I don't think there are any choc doughnuts stored... The bakery Sarah Y runs switched to Mexican chocolates today. Cinco de Mayo, and of course, they're doing up all the foods with that Spanish or south of the border flair. Mmm, got me a churro earlier. Sure glad Kathy and Rosita are helping with the decorations. We'll probably have a good spread for dinner between the two of us. Mmm, I can just taste my mom's 5-Star Short Stack quesadilla dish already.
Muppet Newsgirl
05-05-2007, 02:40 PM
Nora: Good point. So we'll make it a double fete.
MN: I hear Sarah's got some really knockout empanadas stuffed with orange and pineapple, and drizzled with chocolate, and some churros with lime and lemon juice mixed into the dough...
Nora: Oh, stop that, you're making my mouth water...
MN: And to drink, maybe some hot chocolate with cinnamon and vanilla mixed in...
Nora: (groan, starts to drool)
Storyteller: Good grief, Nora, do that over the sink and not over the table! Especially since that's where the quilt letter is...
MN: All right, I'm off to Sarah's to pick up some comestibles in honor of the day. Back soon.
Katzi428
05-05-2007, 03:26 PM
Sure glad Kathy and Rosita are helping with the decorations. We'll probably have a good spread for dinner between the two of us. Mmm, I can just taste my mom's 5-Star Short Stack quesadilla dish already.
Rosita: How does this look,Kath?holding up a poster sized sign that says "Feliz Cinco De Mayo!!" in Mexico's colors.The sign includes a picture of sombreros,maraccas & a mantilla
Oh Rosita!That's beautiful! You draw very well.I'm trying to arrange these flowers.
Rosita:Looks fine to me. You trying to intertwine the stems?
Yeah...but a couple have broken.:rolleyes:
Rosita:Well...take it easy on the stems.Oh...by the way.You're not planning to put a mantilla on Gaffer again,are you?
After last year's episode? Gaffer wouldn't go near me for nearly 5 days afterwards! So I'll keep the mantilla off of her.
Rosita:Good thinking!
theprawncracker
05-05-2007, 03:27 PM
Gonzo: Hey, Ryan, whatcha doin'?
Ryan: I'm not sure.
Gonzo: Huh?
Ryan: *shrug*
Rizzo: Sounds like a fun day.
Ryan: Yeah. I'll probably end up writing something and watching more Dinosaurs.
Gonzo: Uncle Deadly would probably like that.
Ryan: Which part, the fan-fic, or Dinosaurs?
Rizzo: Which do ya t'ink, ya big dumby.
Ryan: Joking, Riz. Joking.
Gonzo: He does that a lot.
Rizzo: Really? I didn't notice.
Ryan: *frowns* Thanks guys.
anytimepally
05-05-2007, 03:41 PM
en honor a Cinco de Mayo
Sal: ¿Qué es ésto, Johnny?
Johnny: Una piñata, para el partido
Sal: ¡PARTIDO! ... ¿Cuándo?
Randall: Esta noche, y hasta mañana... pero, Don no puede venir.
Sal: ¡Que Lastima! .. pero más alimento para nosotros!
Randall: ¡Sí, Sal!
(Lo siento que es tan sencillo, pero yo sólo sé un poco español.)
Erine81981
05-05-2007, 04:04 PM
Anything Muppets start up a little mariachi band music
Me: Come join the fiesta
Hear that rumba beat
Come and grab a partner
Rap and stamp your feet
Time to count to ten si!
Count on having fun
Spanish Numba Rumba
It's the rumba number one
Grover, Herry, Maurice and FilFil: Uno, dos, tres, cuatro,
cinco, seis, siete, ocho,
nueve, diez!
Me: The Spanish Numba Rumba
The dance that really counts
Other are muwe bawen but
They don't teach you amount
Just a little practice
You'll learn the way it goes
Don't need lots of rhythm
Just your fingers or your toes
Hey Ted! Count the rhythm
on your fingers!
Green Anything Boy: *tries to count but can't remember* I forgot!
Then just dance!
Green Anything Boy: Ok. *dances*
Me,Grover, Herry, Maurice and FilFil: Uno, dos, tres, cuatro,
cinco, seis, siete, ocho,
nueve, diez!
uno, dos, tres, cuatro,
cinco, seis, siete, ocho,
nueve, diez!
Me: The Spanish Numba Rumba
The dance that really counts
Other are muwe bawen but
They don't teach you amount
Just a little practice
You'll learn the way it goes
Don't need lots of rhythm
Just your fingers or your toes
Don't need lots of rhythm
Just your fingers or your toes
Green Anything Boy: I did it! *laughs*
The Count
05-05-2007, 04:27 PM
Yep... Everybody's getting into the spirit and the Spanish I've been hearing sounds OK. Now then... Black beans and refried beans.. Tortillas and tortilla chips... Mexican salsa and guacamole... Steak that Bryan helped cook a little while ago... And of course, we can't forget the hot sauce nor the jalapeños. And for dessert, mmm, some Mexican chocolate and Cielitos Lindos Flan.
OK at least this gives me something to do since I'm sorta in the same rut as Ryan... Why is it that I start making some new spooks with enthusiasm and then wreck it all down? Eh, well, time for talking with the guys later... Party time now!
So let's have ourselves a fiesta!
Erine81981
05-05-2007, 04:47 PM
Hey Rosita! Why not sing that one song you like so much. The "Fiesta" song that you sang before.
Katzi428
05-05-2007, 05:54 PM
Hey Rosita! Why not sing that one song you like so much. The "Fiesta" song that you sang before.
Rosita:OK!
:sing: In the middle of the day
Sometimes my Mom will say
"Rosita, mi amor,
It's time for your siesta."
A siesta means a nap
And so I'm here in bed,
But wishing Mom had said
"It's time for your Fiesta."
YA-HOO-HOO-HOO!
Fiesta, Fiesta, ha!
That means a party
Fiesta, a party
With lots of girls and boys
Fiesta, Fiesta
With one big pinata
And little toy trumpets
To make lots of noise!
Ya-hoo-hoo!
One two three, Fiesta
Uno dos tres, Fiesta
One two three, Fiesta
Uno dos tres!
Fiesta, Fiesta, Yeah!
That means a party
Fiesta, a party
With every single friend
It's time for your Siesta
And so this Fiesta
Must come to an end
One two three, Fiesta
Uno dos tres, Fiesta
One two three, Fiesta
Uno dos tres, Fiesta!
In the middle of the day
Sometimes my mom will say
"Rosita, mi amor,
It's time for your Siesta." :sing:
YAY Rosita!Great job!:D
Erine81981
05-05-2007, 06:10 PM
*yells like at a concert* Yeah! Love that song!
Herry: You did great Rosita.
FilFil: Yea. I really loved it.
Marucie: More! More! More!
Does anyone else have something to sing?
Beakerfan
05-05-2007, 08:20 PM
Nothing that fun, sorry! But oh my gosh I love Mexican food!!! Churros, burritos, tacos, empandas, horchata, mmmmmmm........... Here, have some, boys!
*Floyd and Animal come running in wearing sombreros*
Floyd: All riiiight! Those were some fine tunes goin on earlier!
Animal: *chomps down on a churro*
OOC: Hey Ed, could I add a roommate?
The Count
05-05-2007, 08:22 PM
*OOC: Depends on who you want to add. Drop me a PM and we'll talk about it.
Erine81981
05-05-2007, 09:44 PM
All eatting at the folden table in the common room
This is some good food. Your one awsome cooker Ed and Bryan.
Grover: You could say that but i Grover have had better.
FilFil: *eatting a burrito* Where at Grover?
Grover: Well i went to Mexico one year to see what it was like to celebrate Cinco de Mayo. That is where i tasted the hotest hot sauce.
Herry: Don't you have picture of that trip?
Grover: I do! Earl!!
An anything muppet comes in with a projector and a projection screen
Grover: *walks over to Earl* Is it all set up? Ok. Roll it! Ok. *click* This is when i aboared the plane to head to good ol' Mex-cio. *click* This is where i got off the plane. Boy was that stewardess really nice woman. I liked her. *click* There i am waving good-bye to the stewardess. *click* This is where i meet Mr. Pablo Guerra Alfrido. He was such a nice man. *click* Oooo this is where i meet his wife and son. They were a really nice family. They let me stay with them. *click*
Maurice: Those are some really neat pictures, Grover.
Grover: Thank you Maurice. This one is me brushing my teeth. My mommy told me i needed to always brush my teeth. *click* Mrs. Alfrido read me and Jose a story. She read it in spanish and english. It was really neat to hear some of the words. *click* Oh my goodness. I am so embarrasses. *lowers head*
Don't worry Grover. It's ok. You look cute.
Grover: I do?
Everyone agrees
Grover: Well thank you. *click* Ooooo this is when their releitives started coming over. It was almost time for the celebration. *click*
Herry: I've seen those before.
Oscar: *pops up* What are ya'll doing?
FilFil: We're having a big dinner for Cinco de Mayo.
And Grover is showing us his trip to Mexico.
Grover: Yep grouchie. I even meet one of your releitives there too.
Oscar: Who?
Grover: Pancho.
Oscar: That old grouch. Man, i hadn't talk to him in a long time.
Maurice: Why haven't you?
Oscar: Us grouches don't call. We wait till they call us.
Grover: Ok ok ok ok back to my slide show. *click* There he is Oscar. Pancho told me that he had not seen you in a long time too. Said the same thing about wanting you to call him. *click* It was not time to celebrate.
Look at all the strimmer and balloons. I would have never thought they would do that.
Grover: There are lots of things i did not know either. *click* That is where i tasted the hotest hot sauce. *click* That is me getting a drink of cold ice water. Boy was it hot. *click* There i am still getting a drink of water. *click* Now it was time to wack the piñata. My favorite part. *click* There i am. Are i not cute in a blink fold? *laughs* *clears throat* Then Jose had a turn. And he was good. *click* Whoa! That is where i had to duck. Jose almost got me there. *click* Then it was time for Mr. Pablo Guerra Alfrido to give it a try. *click* Finally one of Jose's cousins took a try. *click* And he got it on the first try. He was pretty strong. Like you Herry.
Herry: I really can't help it. *laughs*
Grover: *click* Then it was time for bed again. All the reletives and grown-ups all took care of the clean up. I told Mrs. Alfrido i would help but she said she would do it. What a nice lady she is. *click*So me and Jose and his cousins got to watch a little TV. Hard to understand but Jose and his cousins helped me. *click* Then once again it was time for bed. Jose and I slept in the living room. While his cousins slept in his room. And boy was it crowed. *click* See. *click* So the next day came and it was time for this old furry blue monster to get back to Sesame Street. *click* There i am once again boarding the plane back to the United States. *click* There i am again waving now to my new family of friends. *click* "Good bye" i said. *click* And there you have it folks. My slide show to ol' Mexico for Cinco de Mayo. *bows* Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Ok Earl! You can take it all back.
Earl comes into the common room and takes down the screen and takes the projector and off he goes
I really enjoyed that. Thank Grover for sharing that.
Grover: Anytime.
Bry: (coming in after a long day) Boy what a day!
Ernie: Hey, Bryan! How was it?
Bert: Yeah, tell us about the wedding!
Bry: Oh it was really a lovely ceremony. I'm really happy for my brother and his new wife. You could tell they truly love each other.
Ernie: How did you do?
Bry: Me?
Ernie: As the Best Man. You didn't lose the ring, did you?
Bert: Ernie!
Bry: Ha ha! No, I didn't lose it. I think I did a pretty good job though. I was nervous, but I did my best.
Bert: You should always just do your best.
Bry: Yeah.
Bert: You had to give a toast, right?
Ernie: Toast? I love toast! Did it have honey and marmalade?
Bry: No, Ernie. Not that kind of toast. A toast as a wedding is where you say a little speech for the bride and groom and wish them the best. I was told I did a good job.
Ernie: Well, that's great!
Bert: Yeah.
Bry: So how was the party here?
Ernie: It was pretty fun. Grover showed us a slide show, Rosita and some of the others sang. And the food was delicious!
Bry: How about the steak I helped Ed with before I left?
Bert: Best I've ever had!
Bry: Good! Well, I'm beat and I have to get up super early in the morning to catch a flight back to Florida. You know you'll all be going back to Ryan's, Kyle's and Beth's tomorrow.
Ernie: Okay.
Bry: Goodnight, guys.
Ernie: Night!
Bert: Goodnight.
Rosita: (voice over) Muppet Dorms were sponsored today by the letter M for May and Mexico, and by the number 5. Happy Cinco de Mayo!
(OOC: Sorry, Kath. I barrowed Rosita for that one)
Beauregard
05-06-2007, 09:00 AM
Bo: Anyone fancy lunch?
Beau: Nope. But I had a crush on a pizza once.
Bobo: I sat on a pizza once...
Bo: Anyone need drinks?
Beau: I'm okay. But I did knead bread once.
Bobo: I sat on a drink once...
Bo: Are our convsreations always going to be this surreal?
Beau: I saw an eel once...
Bobo: I sat on an eel once...
Bean: I AM an eel! *wriggles around the floor*
Beakerfan
05-06-2007, 09:06 AM
Alex: *sees the Bean-turned-eel on the floor* Oh my gosh what is that?!?
Floyd: Hey, don't worry about it! It's just a bit of bean-flavored sushi!
Alex: Oh. I like sushi. I hope Bobo doesn't like sushi.....
The Count
05-06-2007, 10:52 AM
Mmm... maybe there's some leftovers from yesterday for lunch.
Hey Alex, so yous knows, your request has been OKayed. Just need a B-Day date and he can move in.
Beakerfan
05-06-2007, 03:30 PM
Hey guys! We've got a new roomie movin in today!
Floyd: Really? Who?
His name's Pepe, and he's from Mexico.
Animal: WHY
Floyd: Yeah, really man! Why do you need another roommate?
Well I just thought he'd be a good addition to the two ladies men I'm already rooming with. *thinks to self* why in the world would I want to room with a bunch of ladies men???? *to Floyd and Animal* Just remember: he's got a bit of an ego, but I think he should fit in real well!
Pepe: *drops suitcase on floor* HOLA! My name is Pepe okay! I am very excited to be your new room mate okay.
Floyd: Hey Pepe! I'm Floyd, and this is Animal. *to Animal* He's a shrimp!
Animal: *somewhat suprised* Hiiiiiiii.
Pepe: I am not a shrimp! I am a king prawn, okay! So uh, where do I sleep?
Well, your bed hasn't been brought up yet. I think Biff and Sully will be working on that, but in the meantime, you're more than welcome to sleep wherever you like, and you can just drop your stuff over there for now. After that, you can go meet the other dorm residents! I think you'll enjoy meeting Rosita.
Pepe: Okay, okay, okay. I put my stuff here, seniorita, then, you can take me to meet all the other lovely senioritas? This uh, Rosita okay?
Well, don't get your hopes up too much. But sure, I'll show you around!
Katzi428
05-06-2007, 09:21 PM
Hey Rosita!There'll be someone else from Mexico rooming in the dorms!
Rosita:That's great!Is it a girl or boy?( Or a "whatever" like Gonzo is;) )
Heehee! That's cute.:) It's a guy and his name is Pepe the King Prawn. Just be careful though.First of all,he hates being called a shrimp.Second,he likes chasing females.
Rosita:Uhoh...I'll look out.Thanks Kath.
No problem.
Muppet Newsgirl
05-06-2007, 09:29 PM
MN: Heads up, ladies. We've got a Casanova in the dorms.
Nora: Oh, dear...it's Pepe, isn't it?
MN: 'Fraid so. But all the same, he's going to be a new resident, so no bouillabaisse jokes for the time being, okay?
Storyteller: But if you're nervous, Nora dear, you may borrow my can of pepperweed spray.
MN: True...but I think Ed will see to it that all the female residents of the dorms may move about in safety and peace of mind.
The Count
05-06-2007, 09:34 PM
Well... With plenty of da' sexy ladies in town... Especially that stranger working at Coming Unbound, he probably won't be bothering any of the residents here. But I can't say for sure, you know how us guys with our one-track minds get sometimes.
Good night Erin... Now then, I'll just tuck this recipe for oyster bisque and oyster crackers for another time.
theprawncracker
05-06-2007, 10:16 PM
Ryan: Ed! ED!! We have something for you!
Clifford: Yeah man, in honor of you becomin' a moderator here, we did somethin' big!
Gonzo: Really big!
Uncle Deadly: Indeed, we felt that because you're such a great friend, you needed something spectacular.
Gonzo: Really spectacular!
Rizzo: And it's food!
Gonzo: Really food!
Camilla: Brawk?
Gonzo: *shrug*
Ryan: Here it is, your big surprise! *pulls string and muffins flood the lobby* ...Gonzo! I told you to fill it with penguins!
Gonzo: ...Oops.
Ryan: *rolls eyes* I'll start cleaning up...
The Count
05-06-2007, 10:26 PM
*Ryan goes to clean up the muffins... You crazy?!? Oh sorry, forgot who you live with. Leave the muffins where they are, with the crowd we have here, they'll be eaten in no time. And if we need someone to sweep away the crumbs, I can always ask Beth to let Cookie Monster loose.
Thanks Prawny... Rully nice gesture.
*Glomps Prawny.
Muppet Newsgirl
05-06-2007, 10:40 PM
Storyteller: Well, I hope there are plenty of attractive females in town to keep Pepe and his busy feelers distracted.
MN: Including that mysterious miss at the bookshop...and Nora, you still haven't...
Nora: I'm trying, I'm trying, but she's really secretive. (change of subject) Have they posted a photo of the quilt block yet?
MN: No, but they've posted a slot where the magic number 5765 will go.
Storyteller: (singing) Magic...magic be with you...
anytimepally
05-06-2007, 11:15 PM
Sal: (hears singing.. runs out into the hall) WHO IS DAT?! WHOEVER YOUSE ARE, YOU'D BETTER QUIET UP BEFORE JOHNNY FIAMA'S READY FOR HIS BEAUTY SLEEP... AND TRUST ME, HE'S NEEDIN' IT!
Randall: Sal, get back in here, you crazy monkey.. Fraggles can sing if they want to.
(Sal grunts and reluctant relents)
Randall: Well, Johnny, the Devil's are out.
Johnny: (shuddering) Yeah.. so's my bank account.
Randall: We really need to have a talk about this gambling sometime.
Sal: Yeah, Johnny.. only a dope would bet on his favorite team! You're biased.
Johnny: Hey, thanks a lot there, Sal.
Randall: Sal, that's not what I meant.
(Sal shrugs)
Don: Well, hockey's done as far as I'm concerned.. I've refocused on baseball season.. the Cubs have won five in a row!
Randall: (chuckles) You seem like someone who'd be a Cubs' fan.
Don: And what, exactly, is that supposed to mean, hmmm?
Randall: (shakes his head) Nothing.. (to Johnny) .. keep your chin up, Johnny.. Jersey gave it a good run, right?
Johnny: Yeah... and there's always next year...
Randall: We'll make a Cubs' fan of you yet, Johnny.
Don: (singing, at his piano)
The sun'll come out
Tomorrow
Bet your bottom dollar
That tomorrow
There'll be sun!
Just thinkin' about
Tomorrow
Clears away the cobwebs,
And the sorrow
'Til there's none!
When I'm stuck a day
That's gray,
And lonely,
I just stick out my chin
And Grin,
And Say,
Oh!
(speaking).. EVERYBODY.. BIG FINISH!
Don, Johnny, Sal, & Me:
The sun'll come out
Tomorrow
So ya gotta hang on
'Til tomorrow
Come what may
Tomorrow! Tomorrow!
I love ya Tomorrow!
You're always
A day
A way!
Sal: AAWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY! Goodnight Everybody!
The Count
05-07-2007, 12:03 AM
So... Should we tell him about the Nets? Nah, let him get his good night's sleep.
redBoobergurl
05-07-2007, 12:32 PM
Beth: I'm sorry I haven't been around much guys. I feel like a horrible roommate
Wanda: We understand, it's been a crazy couple of weeks for you
Beth: This week won't be too bad. I'll be gone next weekend for that wedding though
Red: Are we staying with anyone?
Beth: Eh, I'll just be gone overnight, I think you guys can manage that
Cookie: You leave us cookies?
Beth: Sure
Cookie: We be fine then
Beth: In the meantime I'm going to spend lots of time with you guys this week
Wanda: How's about updating that story then? I'm not sure I like where you left it
Beth: I'm going to do my best to get to that today!
Wanda: Fair enough
The Count
05-07-2007, 12:42 PM
Yeah... I'd like to see that story updated too Beth. But only if you can get to it of course. BTW: How'd you get past the muffins to your room? Were you able to eat your way in?
redBoobergurl
05-07-2007, 02:21 PM
Beth: But of course! I love muffins! Ok, I'm kidding, I had one or two, Cookie Monster took care of the rest
Cookie: *urp* Scuse me
Beth: By the way, head on down to the library, the latest chapter of my story is up
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